general-chat

[vivid zinc]

Crushers are kinda easy but maybe it's my build doing some heavy lifting

[placid knoll]

https://klipy.com/gifs/liam-neeson-i-will-find-you-1

I will find them and I will kill them

[drowsy lynx]

Malice energy

[blazing ibex]

You are not killing crushers efficiently in rot with that bolter

Like objectively speaking

[obtuse oak]

so you don't play havoc. nevermind then. we're talking about something you haven't faced before

[dire kayak]

kinger

[blazing ibex]

There is legitimately no way that's happening.

[dire kayak]

where's kinger

[neon agate]

It's also the problem that people don't make cohesive builds at all. When I was leveling hive scum and I was doing damnation. I was out performing 3 level 30 vets as 23 hive scum. And I was running MELEE Scum (yes I know it's not bad, but we all know ranged and chem is their best choice. I am more just making my point of build cohesion)

[vivid zinc]

That's fair. I avoid havoc.

[placid knoll]

I can remember their name but the block button is locked because they're offline

[floral ermine]

dt for all its bullshit is still fun as hell wish i can play it rn

someone donate a starlink router for me thx

[obtuse oak]

things like the bolter being so good at killing a whole crusher patrol in auric is why players go to havoc in the first place, but then the pendulum swings in the other direction too far and fatshark creates modifiers to give big crusher waves 80% damage resistance to try and create a semblance of difficulty

but it turns the game into a slog

and nobody wins

[floral ermine]

tbf bolter isnt even the worst offender since its very ammo hungry

[hazy kestrel]

Except the humble trapper and flamer combo behind the death stack.

[vivid zinc]

That sounds like a mess and is exactly why I avoid modifier modes. Artifical difficulty increases are LAME.

[floral ermine]

there's loads of other stuff that can kill them fast for free lol

[whole glade]

gulp

[south valve]

Artificial difficulty innit

[mystic fossil]

vet is a class you actually need skill for tho, like scum you can run around and be effective vet you gotta manage your weapon swaps and shit

[placid knoll]

in havoc 40 what is the crusher effective hp when their armor is rotten?

[obtuse oak]

pretty much agreed, it's a bandaid fix to a problem that needs to be resolved at the game design level

[mystic fossil]

a quadrillion

[green vector]

did bro just say vet takes more skill than scum

[crystal osprey]

I’m angry

[obtuse oak]

which hasn't happened because fatshark is too busy making the game's second third fourth gamemode and more dlc classes

[mystic fossil]

vet does take more skill to be effective than scum

[crystal osprey]

What does scum even not do besides have toughness

[green vector]

you wilin out b

[mystic fossil]

scum all you need to do is dodge

[vivid zinc]

Well that explains why I'm sitting here thinking "How TF are ya'll struggling with Crushers of all enemies" lol

[placid knoll]

Yes, shooting thing straight for me is harder than hurrdurr melee smash

[thick fog]

MetaTide

[mystic fossil]

yeah but enemies spawn at back and vet melee feels genuinely buns to use

[thick fog]

The real metaverse we need

[green vector]

tbh lets forget expeditions

[thick fog]

to include all different gamemodes to appeal all gamers

[green vector]

release another mode

cmon

[neon agate]

Brother I literally said I ran melee scum not ranged or chem. And this was on damnation. If this was Auric or havoc I would get it, but it's more just the problem of most people in the community don't have any build cohesion.

[mystic fossil]

melee scum is still cracked

[floral ermine]

vet melee is good tho

[vivid zinc]

Honestly Expeditions have been a pretty big letdown. Not because the mode sucks but because the mode feels like it shipped as a minimum viable product.

[hazy kestrel]

New penance: Grind 1 billion of this useless material. (Teammate contributions do not count.) :)

[neon agate]

It's good, but it should not be outperforming vets 7 levels more than me

[mystic fossil]

it feels so shit to use and its the worst melee in the game imo

[hazy kestrel]

+5 penance points :)

[floral ermine]

that's not true at all

[thick fog]

paid classes get the biggest benefit

[mystic fossil]

who has worst melee compared to vet?

ogryn?? no way

psyker?? no

[floral ermine]

brother vet has powersword and dueling sword and rashad

[thick fog]

The Cleaver in question

[floral ermine]

he is NOT shit even if you dont like playing it lol

[dire kayak]

i ate them

[mystic fossil]

you can't name a class that has worse melee compared to vet

[floral ermine]

because none of the classes are bad at melee

what even is that question

[vivid zinc]

Considering vets are the shootey mcshooter class...I'd imagine they're not so good at melee lol

[untold kraken]

does Toughness Broken mean less than full or does it mean empty toughness

?

[floral ermine]

they're not shootry mchshooter

[hazy kestrel]

They’re fine at melee

[drowsy lynx]

If my math is right, about 16k

[floral ermine]

vet is the hybrid class

[thick fog]

they are not lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Plenty of melee vet builds

[thick fog]

Vet is a hybrid class

[floral ermine]

ranged scum and staff psyker are the shooty mcschootin

[vivid zinc]

ok

[thick fog]

Big 2026 and people still mistake veteran as the pure ranged class

[obtuse oak]

Agreed. I did playtesting for it and we all had a lot of feedback about meta progression, because loot needs to be useful in an extraction mode. and then nothing of the sort was added except a few penances and here we are.

[hazy kestrel]

Lmfao

Goddamn it all :(

[vivid zinc]

dude Im a 1 trick zealot. Im very good at my 1 trick but I know nothing just like Jon Snow.

[hazy kestrel]

Fatshark listening to its playtesters for once challenge. (Impossible)

[south valve]

Your input matters (lmao)

[obtuse oak]

The only thing tech remnants do is unlocking grid points and then Fatshark decided it was a good idea to just wipe that progress?

[hazy kestrel]

Hank, what are your thoughts on the salvage grind.

:)

[green vector]

absolute giga brained move ngl

[obtuse oak]

I just do not get it

[blazing ibex]

Vet melee under ideal circumstances with the right setups

[obtuse oak]

I don't think they get it

[thick fog]

Fatshark really trying to make seasonal resets for their extraction mode

[obtuse oak]

It feels like they made something without understanding why it's good

[thick fog]

I see what you doing

[blazing ibex]

Are more melee damage heavy than even zealot is

[vivid zinc]

It's not a bad idea...but they have to design Expeditions around that concept. FS clearly didn't lol.

[blazing ibex]

70% free damage is balanced

You heard it here.

[thick fog]

we all know that is too much thought needed for the breed that is darktide plauers

[vivid zinc]

Like, cool, we going to get node/map resets with new maps/tilesets for Expedition every season? Awesome. But we still need a reason to do Expeditions beyond a border and a title.

[floral ermine]

it feels like what if we made helldivers 2 but its lacking 10x more features really cool concept on paper and its fun with friends but it needs so much more variety, pick ups and unique encounters

[crystal osprey]

Someone teach me how to stop hating

[floral ermine]

go take a shower

[hazy kestrel]

Be calm

Go for a walk

[floral ermine]

life's not worth being a hater

[hazy kestrel]

Read a book

[green vector]

play runescape

[vivid zinc]

The trick to not hating is really simple. You just gotta give less fucks.

It's really hard to hate if you just don't care

[south valve]

Go look at cute pictures of cats and bunnies

and watch that one video of a crab eating an onion ring

[hazy kestrel]

I saw a bunny this morning

[fluid gust]

dont listen to these guys live off pure hatred and misery

[hazy kestrel]

I exited my car and saw one just chilling in front of me and staring

Was weird

[green vector]

my dog was gobbling a bunny ear earlier

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[south valve]

oh

[vivid zinc]

Poor bunny 🙁

[dire kayak]

wheres kinger,,,,

[stuck seal]

Auric expedition needs an incentive

[vivid zinc]

Rabbits make great food...and great pets ❤️

[hazy kestrel]

You’re actually playing it on Auric? You madman

[clever horizon]

its called fun 😌

[hazy kestrel]

Why do that to yourself

The rewards don’t scale at all

[vivid zinc]

There's rewards for playing Expedition mode?

[floral ermine]

the incentive is not falling asleep pretty much

[south valve]

Let's not kinkshame, personman, masochism is completely fine

[vivid zinc]

I thought it was just a social experiment

[hazy kestrel]

If you count tech remnants and salvage as “rewards” than sure

[tender horizon]

I play auric expedition cause it's the only one that's kind engaging

Normally I can run off by myself and do half of the sectors fine

[mystic fossil]

watching your teammates die

and using mortar shells

[floral ermine]

I did malice speedruns here with the fellas and it got old fast

but we did it to speedrun points

[vivid zinc]

The amount of times where I've solo extracted because everyone but me died is hilariously high

[floral ermine]

however fuck the points its boring

[placid knoll]

mode is simply not fun

[hazy kestrel]

The speed runs don’t end until you have 100k salvage

Get collecting pal

[drowsy lynx]

Every time I have tried this I get one teammate that dies instantly and the remaining two force extraction 5 minutes in

[floral ermine]

i dont care about penances

especially dogshit grind ones

[mystic fossil]

i play havoc cuz its more fun lol

[floral ermine]

i just wanted to unlock the grids

[placid knoll]

while the penance are so grindy and opportunistic like looting a dead body

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. Don’t you just love anti-team penances?

[dire kayak]

kinger could solo h40

[tender horizon]

Haven't run into that yet tbh, don't play often often tho

[mystic fossil]

using point blank ogryn?

[drowsy lynx]

That's fair I only tried aurics on there for the first few days anyways so it might be different now lol

[nocturne bloom]

Somehow my card was flagged for fraud and now I have to wait 5 days for a new one

Last time I buy a gift for anyone dog 🙏

[south valve]

You're going to layer 8

[hazy kestrel]

I finished the tech remnants grind yesterday

Happy about that

Only

60000 salvage left

And then I can be at peace for like 5 minutes.

[dire kayak]

i ate all your tech remnants

[south valve]

What's even the reward?

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

Why are you looking at me with them big eyes

[mystic fossil]

60000 salvage?? what fucking penance?

[hazy kestrel]

The illustrious title: “Time-waster Lord”. Uh, I mean “Salvage Lord”.

[mystic fossil]

all that just to deliver hadron snacks (tech remnants)

[dire kayak]

hadron feeds me when rannick isn't looking

[hazy kestrel]

God, I can’t wait for this grind to end

[crystal osprey]

Why is everyone I run into in quick play running meta

[hazy kestrel]

And then I will once again have every penance in the game.

[gloomy root]

SpongeBob never got his license because sponges scrub, and scrubs belong in the passenger sides of the best friends ride

[green vector]

cause winning is fun

[mystic fossil]

depends on the mode

[stuck crescent]

I blame sloptubers

[south valve]

Anyone else put their pen in their mouth while not writing to pretend like they're smoking in 1930s Paris or something

[stuck crescent]

No

[south valve]

true

[stuck crescent]

Just smoke normal

[south valve]

"Those things'll kill ya" - Leon Kennedy

[astral basin]

I blame yer mum for given birth to you*

[stuck crescent]

Me too

[green vector]

wait whats that glint in the window? - jfk

[astral basin]

I need to get up and go to work

[stuck crescent]

No

[astral basin]

But I got a case of the useless

[dire kayak]

yes

[dire kayak]

nah we love you

[south valve]

"I hope no bad comes of my death" - Franz Ferdinand

[stuck crescent]

We do?

[south valve]

Rude

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so bored

[astral basin]

Platonically manifesting good vibes*

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit :(

[mystic fossil]

havoc 40

[hazy kestrel]

I have

114 more excel data rows to go through

[south valve]

Read anything cool lately?

[hazy kestrel]

The monotony is killing me

[south valve]

oh

[hazy kestrel]

Not that I remember

[south valve]

sorry, I'm just distracting you

[hazy kestrel]

No

[south valve]

I thought you had nothing to do

[hazy kestrel]

I need distraction

I’m gonna die of boredom

[south valve]

I'm learning about Aquinas :)

[clever horizon]

i prefer the maps so much more over expedition generated content its not even comparable

[hazy kestrel]

No Man’s Land was mid, I’ll say it.

The rest are fine

[clever horizon]

looking up and seeing the giant statues and shit is insane

[south valve]

NML was good for the vibes, but there was so much open space for gunners to bully you

[clever horizon]

i see what they were going for but i like the hive city

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[south valve]

which is ironic for being in the trenches

[dire kayak]

personman

[green vector]

idm no mans land but its defo not my fav

[drowsy lynx]

That's why they dug trenches I guess lol

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[dire kayak]

where's kinger?

[drowsy lynx]

No cover otherwise

[hazy kestrel]

Who is that

[green vector]

the cathedral ritual one is BUSSIN

[south valve]

Strike team, violence please, now

[clever horizon]

😭 👌 😹 ✌️

[green vector]

😂 👌 💯 💀 🔥

[south valve]

Mlg period of time internet type shit

[thick coyote]

People asked to go outside the hive

[astral basin]

I think my landlord is renovating again
Strange

[clever horizon]

real 🥺

[thick coyote]

Fatshark took it

🚬

[astral basin]

Just two guys and their truck bed full of carpet

[hazy kestrel]

They could have made it more interesting

But instead we got expeditions

:(

[thick coyote]

More sand

🗣️

[hazy kestrel]

I hate sand

It’s coarse

[thick coyote]

It's coarse

[hazy kestrel]

Rough

And irritating

[thick coyote]

Rough

Irritating

[hazy kestrel]

And it gets everywhere

[thick coyote]

And it gets everywhere

[south valve]

Is this a quote?

[hazy kestrel]

My man doesn’t recognize a classic when he reads it.

:(

[thick coyote]

Bruh

[fair bridge]

all my homework done

im a gwad

[hazy kestrel]

You’re a what

[astral basin]

Gwad

[south valve]

Wait, you need to tell me

[hazy kestrel]

No

:)

[thick coyote]

Skywalker rizz

[south valve]

Oh star wars

I haven't seen the prequels, sorry

[dire kayak]

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

take one down pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall

[hazy kestrel]

WHAT

Hmmmmm

[south valve]

This is because it's actually over a hundred but they only have space for 2 digits

[thick coyote]

Yeah

He saw a baddie and started to talk about some sand

Like bruh

He was speaking facts though

[green vector]

who up craftin they air runes rn

[tawdry edge]

She started talking about it first

[thick coyote]

Skywalker rizz

[south valve]

Smash or pass Luke

[green vector]

pass

dirty milk drinker

[graceful hamlet]

What if Fatshark simply added good content instead of bad?

[hazy kestrel]

Impossible

[thick coyote]

Not happening

Wait

They added good content

It's just that

[green vector]

i think youre onto something

[thick coyote]

It rotated

[green vector]

[thick coyote]

[graceful hamlet]

I mean the 3 new missions before expeditions were good

Then they added worse missions

[thick coyote]

Then they rotated the good stuff out

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me some jokes please

I’m dying of boredom

:(

[south valve]

Knock knock

[hazy kestrel]

Whomst is there

[south valve]

boo

[green vector]

why did the chicken cross the road

[hazy kestrel]

Boo who?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know, why

[green vector]

fuck you

[south valve]

Hey guys, he's CRYING!!! 🫵

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[green vector]

😂 🖕 got his ass

[sour kelp]

how do u activate all mods again after game update?

[south valve]

You do go by he btw right?

I'm just realising your name might mean otherwise

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[thick coyote]

.bat file

[south valve]

You can just run the same program in your files again

[hazy kestrel]

Why are there bats in the file

Smh

[green vector]

why is they pee in the balls

[south valve]

Spooky files

[hazy kestrel]

Who let Man out of the Aslume

[thick coyote]

It's because the computer is on
The goon cave

Get it

Cave

Hahahaha

[sour kelp]

sadly not working .( says error

i isntalled mods via vortex

[patent grove]

What is this a computer for ants

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

If you HAD to worship a chaos God which one would you worship?

[stuck crescent]

Malal

[vivid zinc]

Personally I'd go with a minor Chaos God like the Tau one or, yes Malal lol xD

[hazy kestrel]

I believe in Vashtorr ascendancy

[stuck crescent]

He seems the most honest

Weirdly

[green vector]

khorne

[vivid zinc]

He's a lot like Tzeench in that he'll self sabotage if he ever gets close to winning

[dire kayak]

uhhhh

[south valve]

Joke answer: slaanesh
real answer: tzeentch

[dire kayak]

meow?

[hazy kestrel]

Not funny, didn’t laugh. >:(

[vivid zinc]

Tzeentch will turn you into an octopus monster for the lulz

[stuck crescent]

Is it weird that the alpha legion seem more tzeenchi than the thousand sons?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh hey

That’s a sticker

[south valve]

[hazy kestrel]

I meant to say

[dire kayak]

tzeentch

[vivid zinc]

A little lol

[dire kayak]

either tzeentch or khorne

[vivid zinc]

khorne is lokey a decent choice as long as you're fine with living a bloodlusted warrior life

[stuck crescent]

They have the self-destructive schemer thing down

[hazy kestrel]

I am dying of boredom

[vivid zinc]

Anyone who says Slaanesh needs therapy xD

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Hello dying of bordeom

I'm Krieg_hater

[dire kayak]

personmaaann

[hazy kestrel]

To the 9 hells with you

:)

[stuck crescent]

🙃

[blazing ibex]

Debating which chaos God is the best to follow

[vivid zinc]

Also, lowkey...Gork n Mork is a decent choice too

[blazing ibex]

Nothing but Heresy in this chat

[stuck crescent]

They're all horrible in their own unique ways

[hazy kestrel]

Vashtorr supremacy

He’s almost there

[stuck crescent]

And in the end, your soul gets munched by an uncaring weirdo

[dire kayak]

"WHUDDUYA MEAN THEY ATE ALL THE DAKKA"
-the orks when the imperium sends me

[vivid zinc]

I used to roleplay as an Ork captain in Battlefleet Gothic Armada, With the lingo n' everything...but I was so good at that game that I was actively driving people off from multiplayer lmao.

[thick coyote]

Slanny

[stuck crescent]

So what does everyone think the next slop drop will be?

[south valve]

Queue Heorthu saying slanussy

[stoic hollow]

fuck a single god, chaos undivided

[vivid zinc]

That's kinda what happens when you make a fleet of torpedo/nova cannon Ork ships with probe spam and just wait for the enmy to come to you before pushing DA BIG RED BOTTON.

[dire kayak]

you should get an award for that im not even joking

[stoic hollow]

when lorgar gets off his ass and stops praying, the imperium is doomed, trust me

[thick coyote]

It would help me be more perfect

[dire kayak]

local ork captain kills multiplayer game

[stuck crescent]

Yeah then Corvus shows up to caw-caw his arse

[hazy kestrel]

A Grey name has arrived

[stuck crescent]

BTW CORVUS DID NOT TURN INTO A BIRD

IT WAS DESCRIBED AS SOMETHING LIKE A FLOCK OF BIRDS

[vivid zinc]

CORVUS WAS ALWAYS A BIRD

[stoic hollow]

im pretty sure atp the chaos gods are just laughing their ass off and rearranging the warp the moment corvus gets close

[green vector]

oh SHIT

grey name time boys

[stuck crescent]

Corvus was a failure, and I love him for it

[dire kayak]

id like a wh40k roguelike where we play as corvus

[vivid zinc]

what does grey name mean here?

[hazy kestrel]

They have a grey name

What will they do

[stuck crescent]

THey new

[stoic hollow]

newgen

[tawdry edge]

It's been rumoured Lorgar has left the warp a bit to lead some raids but iirc its just in-lore unconfirmed rumours

[vivid zinc]

AHHH

[dire kayak]

some grey names tend to be a little unhinged

[vivid zinc]

Have you seen the shit we talk about? We're all degens here xD

[stuck crescent]

Every chaos primarch has been rumoured to have left the warp at this point

[blazing ibex]

Just haven't talked a lot in chat yet

[stoic hollow]

yea i dont doubt that, but its probably more like putting your hand out the window to feel the air

[tawdry edge]

Perty and Angron are confirmed to have left

Fulgrim is jacking off in some pleasure world

[dire kayak]

i think that's a faith pfp so they're valid

[grand mural]

nuh uh

[tawdry edge]

It is yes

[stuck crescent]

So we're probably getting dorn back

[stoic hollow]

like he takes a couple steps outside the warp, looks around, then decides listening to erebus and kor phaeron argue is more entertaining

[tawdry edge]

Eeeeh not really

[vivid zinc]

PS fuck Erebus

[stoic hollow]

trve?

[dire kayak]

erebus deserves to be maimed for causing the heresy

[stuck crescent]

And Magnus is still chaos waluigi

[tawdry edge]

Hopefully not yet i want Perturabo to do some damage first, Dorn show up and get his still surviving fist up his rectum

[tawdry edge]

Erebus stays winning

[vivid zinc]

Man saying fuck Erebus reminds me of Majorkill. Before Majorkill turned into a whiny gymbro douchebag

[wet phoenix]

suh

[stuck crescent]

I can see him smashing the last wall and then dorn shows up to toss him back into the warp, that would be a fun campaign

[tawdry edge]

Nothing confirmed yet but Lorgar is trying to learn chaos runes more efficiently

[stoic hollow]

the emperor is an idiot for creating a legion entirely comprised of converted heretic and convicts though

[wet phoenix]

what legion is that
unsure

[tawdry edge]

Night Lords

Lol

But

[stoic hollow]

then in response to them praising him as a god, he decides burning down their capital is a good idea?

technically the ultramarines fault but when the big E speaks, you gotta listen

[tawdry edge]

Those only happened to the NL after the nobles of Nostramo started sending offenders as recruits underneath Curzes knowledge

[vivid zinc]

Real talk, The Emperor is either an idiot or is playing 4D chess and we're all 30 steps behind.

[stuck crescent]

The emperor is very, very, inconsistent

[dire kayak]

i hope 40k doesnt have a good ending

if it ever gets one

[tawdry edge]

Thats what happens when you get made by like 10+ different authors

[tawdry edge]

40k is a setting not a story

[stoic hollow]

word bearers

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, ask perti

[tawdry edge]

It probably wont have an ending

Lol

[stuck crescent]

or dorn

[dire kayak]

trueee

[tawdry edge]

I dont mind 40k not getting an end tbh

[stuck crescent]

Weird how they both have that problem

[dire kayak]

i just really love bleak settings

[stoic hollow]

"its not retconning, you just havent read the books enough"

[tawdry edge]

Its not supposed to be a linear told story

[stuck crescent]

40k will never have an ending as long as it sells

[tawdry edge]

Just a setting to have shit happen

[vivid zinc]

40k ends with Necrons vs Tyranids. Necrons win, Tyranids either all die off or avoid the galaxy while Necrons go back to sleep until the heat death of the universe.

[stuck crescent]

The lore is to sell plastic

[tawdry edge]

Tbh theres still shit that havent been turned i to novels from codexes yet

[dire kayak]

its possible for the imperium to win but very unlikely

[vivid zinc]

The Imperium is it's own largest enemy. The self sabotage they do is insane.

[tawdry edge]

Even with the death of the imperium, threat of chaos would still persist lol
At the end the chaos gods would just consume everything and move on to the next universe

[stuck crescent]

Just look at the badab war

[stoic hollow]

the imperium could win if they stopped shooting themselves in the foot and bending over for the nobility

[tawdry edge]

That literally breaks the point of the imperium

[stoic hollow]

you have several million xenos and csm around the galaxy and you choose to send your excess supplies into space and blow it up, good job

[cosmic lynx]

the imperium won't win cause that's not the point of the setting

[vivid zinc]

Not really. Chaos Gods need warp-sensitive beings to be a thing. If the Necrons kill everyone off then there's no more Chaos Gods.

[stuck crescent]

Blame Malcador, he's honestly more responsible for the mess the imperium turned into than the emperor

[tawdry edge]

Are you aware that the chaos gods are multiversal beings that feed not only from one source, yes?

[vivid zinc]

That's debatable at best lol

[tawdry edge]

He was the one that was responsible for the rise of beauro in the imperium

[stuck crescent]

Pretty sure the Necrons can just kill the warp, with some of their goofy OP mega weapons

But they just dont

[tawdry edge]

Its not, its literally confirmed its the same gods

[vivid zinc]

Not really

[stoic hollow]

i mean they kinda just woke up and half of them still arent even awake yet

[vivid zinc]

Same themes, totally different universes. Fantasy Chaos Gods are their own thing.

[dire kayak]

i wanna see the astartes use warsuits more

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, Necrons could easily win the setting....if they were organized

[cosmic lynx]

i want GW to be brave and actually kill a faction

[stuck crescent]

Still love me guardsmen

[tawdry edge]

It's not, they're the same chaos gods from AoS and Old World lol

[stuck crescent]

Not as long as they sell

[vivid zinc]

Got proof of that?

[tawdry edge]

Its just not as mentioned

[cosmic lynx]

show some balls GW. the bloat is ridiculous.

[stoic hollow]

even still, i wouldnt agree

[stuck crescent]

Kill off the Krieg

[stoic hollow]

they have the rejuvinat, they have synaptic weapons, imprisoned gods, etc

[stuck crescent]

Job done

[stoic hollow]

but it's the warp, a near infinite clown car full of things that can just change reality at will

[stuck crescent]

Replace them with a better guardsmen regiment

[vivid zinc]

If Necrons closed off the warp and killed everyone there's still extra dimensional baddies out there that scare the crap out of them. Howling Stars, Pale Wasting type shit.

[tawdry edge]

Found it in lore chat thank god

#40k-lore-chat message

[stoic hollow]

oh yeah and theres the whole "we're still looking to go back to being human" thing too

they kinda just dont care right now

[drowsy lynx]

I'd like to know more about extra dimensional baddies

[stuck crescent]

Hey

[tawdry edge]

Its outright said multiversal

Its the same gods

[stuck crescent]

hey @tawdry edge

I have question

[tawdry edge]

Yes

[stuck crescent]

Question for you

Favourite guardsmen regiment

[cosmic lynx]

three words at a time

[stuck crescent]

3 is the best number

[elder merlin]

Who are you?

[stuck crescent]

Krieg_Hater

[stuck crescent]

Who are you?

[stoic hollow]

failrp, put him in the penitent engine

[vivid zinc]

That creates more problems than it solves. If it's all connected there's zero reasons why the Death Guard don't just show up and kill everyone in Warhammer Fantasy. This very well might be a CS Goto type lore fuckup.

[tawdry edge]

Sevlar

[elder merlin]

So you hate flesh tearers?

[tawdry edge]

They wouldnt survive the trip is my best guess
The warp from AoS and 40k aint the same

Lol

[stuck crescent]

Not really. Not my favourite chapter, just not into their thing

[cosmic lynx]

its all made up and the points dont matter. it wont happen because GW won't let it happen.

[tawdry edge]

Also this

Theres no point

Buts its outright confirmed to be the same gods

Literally multiversal

[stuck crescent]

I miss when Sigmar could have been one of the last primarchs

I thought that was neat

[vivid zinc]

Yeah like, if the Chaos Gods aren't just thematic carryovers it just creates way too many problems lore wise. AoS would get stomped by 40k Chaos Space Marines and it's not even close.

[stuck crescent]

My general rule is, just dont think about it

If you think its the same setting cool, if not whatever

[stoic hollow]

the ubersreik five vs a single possessed

[vivid zinc]

Good advice when dealing with GW lore lmao

[tawdry edge]

Because GW wont do that
Its all to sell minis, the stories are just a bonus

[fleet beacon]

It's bicep day at the gym

[tawdry edge]

Miniatures are the main product, the bigger priority

Anything else that comes with it is just a little side business

[green vector]

you have a day for one muscle?

[stuck crescent]

Lore exists to sell plastic, suprised how many people dont know that

End times happened because fantasy wasnt selling

[fleet beacon]

Back and biceps I gotta stay in shape

[green vector]

old ass mf

[fleet beacon]

So I can beat you bastards when you're out of line

[vivid zinc]

I'd argue at this point the licensing of the IP is the main product. Minis have almost bankrupted GW a few times...but letting people make Warhammer video games is pure gravy with almost zero risk.

[stoic hollow]

i mean it's selling, it's just not pulling a lot of new people in

the people who love aos REALLY love aos

[tawdry edge]

You are completely wrong

Lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I mean its better to know what you need than go there and be brain dead tbf

[vivid zinc]

Definitely am not wrong but you do you mate

[green vector]

i mean going to train literally 1 muscle is pointless

but he specified back and bi so ill let him off this time

[stuck crescent]

Age of sh*tmar 🤮

Some of their minis do look really good

[fleet beacon]

I throw in a little bit of shoulder too

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt say its pointless but to each their own

[green vector]

gramps is based

[green vector]

unless youre going for physio then yes

[tawdry edge]

The game was made to push people AND newcomers into the hobby to buy minis
They then released a whole campaign called 500 worlds, changed Titus's story and made a mini and rule for him in the tabletop

Its all for the minis

[stuck crescent]

I need to get back into lifting, hurt my bicep bad and just never got back to it

[tawdry edge]

Game aint even 100% lore accurate

GW's main priority is miniatures
Novels second
Games last

Everything is made to sell the minis

[dire kayak]

whats that

[vivid zinc]

At one point, yes. But that model almost made GW go broke. They got a new CEO and took on the liscencing approach to their IPs.

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have any more jokes.

I have

[stuck crescent]

I have a joke

[graceful hamlet]

Soup is my favorite cereal

[hazy kestrel]

74 more excel entries

:(

[tawdry edge]

Basically a penal regiment of fuckers whos planet is so bad they keep fighting and being loyal to not return to Sevlar (their planet)

[hazy kestrel]

It better be a funny one

[dire kayak]

oooohhh

what they look like

[stuck crescent]

French fries weren't made in france, they were made in greece

greece

greece

greese

[tawdry edge]

What are you talking about, the graphs only go up for GW in huge spikes 😭

[stuck crescent]

grease

[hazy kestrel]

Then why are they called French fries

[stuck crescent]

grease

[tawdry edge]

Ill send pic on dm

[graceful hamlet]

Which is always funny when people claim GW is why Darktide can’t have certain mechanics

[hazy kestrel]

I get it

[fleet beacon]

I remember the first time I had a French fry

[hazy kestrel]

But still

[stuck crescent]

Weren't chips actually made in belgium?

[hazy kestrel]

I have no idea

[stuck crescent]

Grease

like the stuff I put in my hair

[vivid zinc]

Then u shouldn't be talking about the economics and business models if ur unaware that GW almost went broke from over focusing minis over IP licensing.

[green vector]

when was that 140 years ago?

old fuck

[fleet beacon]

No no when they first came out

Before the unification

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, the 1890s

[tawdry edge]

Damn cant dm u

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

[tawdry edge]

Fatshark is just lazy tbh but GW does indeed not greenlit everything

[tawdry edge]

Fucking when dawg

[fading otter]

I mean they 100% stop some things lmao, Saber interactive basically came right out and said GW was the reason there’s no chain axe in SM2

They used the term “rights holder” but who else would that be lmao

[vivid zinc]

between 2014 and 2016. This is all easily verified with a very basic google search :/

[tawdry edge]

Same reason they didnt allow chaos cosmetics to be included on operations

Which a lot of people including myself still ask for it

[fading otter]

I can’t understand not allowing that lol the game already has a system that changes cosmetics based on instance (when playing with a teammate the bots show up with whatever cosmetics each person put on them) so adding a “make heretic cosmetics show up as default” toggle for lore nerds has to be easy as fuck

[tawdry edge]

You mean the one that wasnt caused by the way they market their IP? They had previous debts which couldnt be outright paid

[tawdry edge]

GW being GW
People still ask about it no matter how hard GW tries to say no
Some leakers think they might give up and give the playerbase chaos cosmetics on pve due to some game files found recently

Nothing verified yet tho

[vivid zinc]

...do you understand how debt is incurred? Look man, I don't want to get negative here but leave the biz talk to the biz majors please. They changed business models to increase revenue because the rare IP licensing and extreme focus on minis was not paying the bills.

I'm done talking about this

[patent grove]

I should finish alan wake 2

[tawdry edge]

lmfao

[carmine steppe]

Great response

[vivid zinc]

I got it for free with my GPU, still haven't played it lol

[carmine steppe]

You totally got them there 😭

[carmine steppe]

I need to play control

[patent grove]

Well if Morgan Freeman says so

[hazy kestrel]

2 more hours of boredom :(

[vivid zinc]

I blocked/ignored them. I aint gonna waste my free time arguing with armchairs. Its not good for the community or either of us.

[carmine steppe]

But also I'm gonna buy Total war Warhammer 3

[patent grove]

Control is great

[tawdry edge]

Its outright wrong so idc

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe they'd sell more minis if they weren't prohibitively expensive

[patent grove]

Control and Quantum Break

[vivid zinc]

Control is getting a sequel too where we play as the MC's brother

[carmine steppe]

True true

[carmine steppe]

Plastic crack is expensive, yeah

[drowsy lynx]

All but maybe 1 or 2 people I know that have gotten into 40k have quit specifically due to price

[hazy kestrel]

I should have just bought total war instead of my minis tbh

[drowsy lynx]

Those that are left play kill team

[hazy kestrel]

At least I somewhat fixed that error lol

As I also have had total war for a bit

[vivid zinc]

If I was in charge of their business model I'd swap over to local production via 3D printers and stamping them with a registration number on the base of the stand while leaving the premium pricing and UK manufacturing for cast die models only.

[carmine steppe]

Well you could explain why and provide sources instead of saying "lmao"

[patent grove]

Max Payne 4 too please

[thick coyote]

Control Resonant is going to be so good imma buy it day 1

[tight pine]

Should I get arbites?
Should I become the lex?

[drowsy lynx]

They have a competitor doing this iirc

[carmine steppe]

The lex is a lifestyle

[fading otter]

Especially because they don’t outsource anywhere

[tawdry edge]

I realized there was no arguing with someone whos not bending the knee on being wrong

[thick coyote]

Arbites is mid so no
But then Arby's have a dog so yes

[carmine steppe]

You are doing the same so...

[tight pine]

Yay!

[green vector]

literally lmao

[tawdry edge]

Wdym

[carmine steppe]

The pot calling the kettle black

[tawdry edge]

God i still have 1 hour left at work

[hazy kestrel]

Lucky

I have 2 hours

:(

[tawdry edge]

Oof

[vivid zinc]

Well I think it's time to boot up Darktide with mods because I like to stare at the scoreboard and blame my allies for not killing enough stuff instead of actually play the game 😉

[tawdry edge]

I kinda

Finished what i had to do early

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[tawdry edge]

So im just waiting the hour pass by

[hazy kestrel]

Just sitting around doing nothing

:(

I’m losing my mind from boredom

[tawdry edge]

I find it kinda entertaining tbh

[green vector]

rs dragonwilds is bussin

[carmine steppe]

Yeah I heard the girl custodes are selling like hot cakes

Like they are already out of stock

[tawdry edge]

I usually think of shit I want to write for my homebrew shit and then not write it

[vivid zinc]

I don't have a problem with women custodes but it's a little weird that they were never mentioned before in lore at all, anywhere AFAIK.

[green vector]

ere we go lads

ERE WE GO

[tawdry edge]

I lied a bit
I DO write about it but then I think its mid and I delete it

[tawdry edge]

Then i try again

[hazy kestrel]

I will be cheering on the arguments from the sidelines

[carmine steppe]

If I had a coin for every time black library or GW just said "the factions has this now, in fact they always had it please 🥺 listen to us" I would have a lot of coins

[tawdry edge]

And again and again and again

[carmine steppe]

Well at least 3-4

[green vector]

[tawdry edge]

Lore arguments on gen chat are always wrong so most of the time watching it unfold is way funnier than participating in it

[vivid zinc]

Ah the GW way of writing lore. "It was never a thing before because of the unreliable narrator trope".

[nocturne bloom]

Anyone wanna go on a hunt with me to the person who set my card off with a fraud alert. Got the name and everything

[green vector]

🤓

[hazy kestrel]

Be careful

[carmine steppe]

It was lost like a golden age artifact until they found it 😭

[nocturne bloom]

Andrea will be caught

[fleet beacon]

The row machine got my arthritis acting up

[tawdry edge]

It's not hard to read the codexes and rulebook

[green vector]

how much you gettin on the lat pulldown these days gramps

5kg?

[elder merlin]

Being alive got mine acting up

[tawdry edge]

Like I did some days ago and its like really easy reads

[regal jasper]

[vivid zinc]

Frankly, unreliable narrator trope is a perfect way of handling the lore inconsistencies without calling out authors and their editorial for not doing their jobs well.

[carmine steppe]

But ngl the new custodes models do look nice

[elder merlin]

Waddup

[carmine steppe]

Well the thing is that after having the same franchise or product for years and years you wanna have changes

[carmine steppe]

And it's kinda hard with how the setting in 40k works

[hazy kestrel]

I finally have something different to work on

Hooray

[vivid zinc]

Yeah I don't hold the approach against GW. It's smart.

[limpid vigil]

Yall want a slay the spire joke?

[hazy kestrel]

I’m now slightly less bored

Sure

[tawdry edge]

Sissyphus moment

[limpid vigil]

What is a piece of clothing transfemme skeletons wear? ||A necro-binder||

[dire kayak]

im coming for your salvage personman

[vivid zinc]

Rather than deal with gigantic plot holes it's basically "Yeah, these are stories told by unreliable idiots. Don't take what they say as gospel"

[hazy kestrel]

He was my therapist in a funky dream I had a long while back.

[tawdry edge]

Why is it called soft weapons when theyre clearly solid

[green vector]

Sissyphussy

[dire kayak]

solid?

[tawdry edge]

Not a good therapist i believe

[tawdry edge]

Snake?

[hazy kestrel]

He was alright

[limpid vigil]

Well a transfemme sisyphus is new

cool

[south valve]

This prison to hold me? Type shit

[tawdry edge]

Damn now its 4 rocks instead of 1

[green vector]

Wat

[vivid zinc]

Dude I'm afraid to ask at this point lol

[limpid vigil]

Sissy was used as a derogatory term for trans ppl a while back - thought this was an edgy joke is all

[elder merlin]

Ya just arent on the up an up

[dire kayak]

the exosuits in helldivers are so cool i hope we get the lumberer soon

[tawdry edge]

The new alternative is way lamer

[south valve]

TRUE, THEY'RE SICK

[limpid vigil]

What is the new one?

[vivid zinc]

I should get Cawl to install a brain chip to fix this issue

[south valve]

I like giant walking boxes

[elder merlin]

I miss helldivers 1 sometimes

[tawdry edge]

Can i dm it to you?

[green vector]

No I was just putting ussy on the end of his name like I do for literally everything

[limpid vigil]

sure

[green vector]

Bruh

[limpid vigil]

Then spell the first part corectly

and then add the ussy

[green vector]

No

[limpid vigil]

Ok herthussy

[green vector]

Based

[south valve]

Wdym based??

👁️ 👁️

[green vector]

[vivid zinc]

Based as in you let it base in a broth? Please enlighten me 😉

[green vector]

You motherfuckers wilin out

[tawdry edge]

Based?? Based on what?

[elder merlin]

Based on garga

[green vector]

i fucking love food documentaries on youtube

🫃

[tawdry edge]

Are you watching nikocado avocado

[elder merlin]

Did that guy die?

[green vector]

nah ive already watched all his content

4 times

[limpid vigil]

Insert legends of avantris mushroom trim joke here

[tawdry edge]

No he got skinny and said everything he did was just social experiment

[tawdry edge]

(Insert gif of Derek smiling maliciously)

God Mace is such a fucking idiot

[limpid vigil]

These shorts are my life man

[tawdry edge]

"I think if they trimmed down the grass around the mushroom it would make it look BIGGER"

[limpid vigil]

I shaved
You did?
Looks at pants
Looks at mace
HAHAHAHAH

[tawdry edge]

I tried watching the fucking campaign and they didnt leave the same spot for at least 9 episodes

[limpid vigil]

Figures

[tawdry edge]

I need to make stickers of Mace wheezing

And Andy's Toberk laugh

[limpid vigil]

If you do imma buy one and put it on my computer cleaner/blower

[tawdry edge]

I think my favorite person from the group is Derek

He is genuinely one of the funniest of the group

[vivid zinc]

Dabs for the Emperah! Gin n' juice for the Emperah!

[tawdry edge]

Mikey does have some bangers tho

[limpid vigil]

Gosh i wish there was wine in hell - Mikey (and fullgrim propably)

[vivid zinc]

gonna go carry some noobs and maybe get some better relqs. Some of mine arent crossing the score breakpoint so my +3 stamina is actually +2 stamina

[limpid vigil]

oh no they are now

they fixed that last patch

[vivid zinc]

srs?

omg

[limpid vigil]

yepers

[vivid zinc]

yusss

might throw on a 2nd +3 stamina then

[tawdry edge]

looks at two bouncers named mr.piss and mr.stachio

[limpid vigil]

that is just the karnak twins

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know what you both are talking about, but it sounds interesting.

[limpid vigil]

https://www.youtube.com/@LegendsofAvantris

[hazy kestrel]

Neat

[limpid vigil]

look at some of their youtube shorts - they are animated campaign excerpts

also they had mathew lillard on once

they deadass played D&D with springtrap

[vivid zinc]

Hey got a question, does anyone know if the damage reduction from curios is additive or multiplicative?

[tight pine]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

Got 20% damage reduction on all my curios vs snipers, gunners and bombers

[limpid vigil]

honestly 2 gunner resistances is prolly all you need

[rose pine]

Yous gon' make a good Ogryn

[limpid vigil]

maybe a crusher/mauler to help prevent one shots and that's all

[vivid zinc]

Probably but it's nice being able to just facetank ranged units as a wound zealot

[rose pine]

Gunners, Flamers, and Bombers, are usually my problems when playing Ogryn, as they tend to force you out of the SURPREME Runt-killing spots. So taking less damage from 'em is pretty neato'.

[vivid zinc]

Flamers don't bother me much. But snipers do xD Getting like 3-4 snipers all stacked up can be naaasty

[rose pine]

Double Gunners are def a must.
But yea, 2-3 Flamers on a full tank Ogryn can take said big boy down in the blink of 3 eyes

It's more to reduce the aftermath of the flame they leave on the ground. n' all though.

[rose pine]

if I's busy throwin' rocks, kant-be-killin' the lil' RUNTS tha's attakin' Sah.

[vivid zinc]

I'm half tempted to add on 1 mutant 20% instead of 1 of the 3 gunners 20%

since maulers hurt bad

[rose pine]

Then again, I dont do Havocs, trash-tier gamemode.

Mutant dont do no damage if you stand against a wall.
Worst case, they throw you into the swarm, which means you get to kill more runts

[vivid zinc]

Ohhh they mean the actual mutants. Yeah those aren't a problem damage wise

Will stick with the 3x gunner then

[rose pine]

REminder of deminishing returns.

[vivid zinc]

Sometimes I like being grabbed by mutants and yeeted into a crowd cuz I have momentum + savage sweep on my heavy eviscerator lol

[rose pine]

So it'll only be around 48% or so. But hopefully you have an elite killer on your team, so 2x20% should be fine (around 36&

[rose pine]

That's not an Ogryn weapon

[vivid zinc]

So that means it's multiplicative?

[thick coyote]

Mult

[vivid zinc]

thanks

[rose pine]

It's just diminishing, so the more you have, the less you get, yea.

[tight pine]

Brunt basher is best weapon in game!

[vivid zinc]

I thought so, 60% plus other bonuses if everything is additive is too much lol

[rose pine]

Nah, Is PICKAX, Allows me to kill 23+ Runts in a single heavy hit

(With a Mauler ontop, one shotted on Auric)

[mystic fossil]

which mk

[vivid zinc]

I play wound zealot ❤️

Used to play dodge zealot but the skill rework broke my build

[rose pine]

Dont know, it just works, the Multi-purpose one, that's both Anti Heavy and Anti Swarm

[mystic fossil]

momentum zealot?

[tight pine]

Just remembered the slab shield literally makes you immortal to melee with the special attack

[vivid zinc]

Yeah with all the dodge guarantee stuff added on

[rose pine]

Yous misspelled Shouty

[rose pine]

Yes

Only reason I dodge on Ogryn, is to reduce the cooldown of my Taunt ability, so I can kill more runts and protect the lil un

[vivid zinc]

My old build literally doesn't function anymore xD it sucks cuz it was fun...but meh, I'm fine with just being a wound zealot

[mystic fossil]

litterally safest build in the game

i love it

[vivid zinc]

With Momentum on the heavy eviscerator u basically can't die

[mystic fossil]

but if you get good toughness curios you should always run blazing piety, the left most one which focuses on crit, most effective

like the dmg is h40 destroying

[vivid zinc]

Yeah, I trade a little damage for more sustain ❤️

[rose pine]

Dont need sustrain if you kill all the runts before they can hurt you

[vivid zinc]

I mean I'd like to think that but the sheer amount of times I'm the only one left on the team is astounding

And I only play pubs where the dumbest shit happens xD

[rose pine]

And you're sure you're not playing Knife_Zealot_Single_player?

[thick coyote]

True

Bloodthirsty Evis15 Martyrdom, my beloved

[vivid zinc]

Bolter + heavy eviscerator. I play more like a vanguard.

[green vector]

[rose pine]

Now.
If you instead pick up a BIIIIIG SLAP SHIELD! And a little Maul (Never used)
And a GOOD OL' KICKBACK.
And some BOXES o LUNCH!

Thens yous be settled! But yours a lil' tiny un.

[vivid zinc]

racks bolter no more extra rations for you

[rose pine]

That is funny. loads Ogryn-fist-sized-bullet-into-gun-thicker-than-your-torso

Anyway, get a real weapon Shouty

[vivid zinc]

You mean like my Heavy Eviscerator with 15% toughness heal on hit and 200% extra cleave?

😉

[rose pine]

Still wish ogryns had a Chain-weapon of some sort, should be dual wielding Evi's free of charge

[rose pine]

What about 63% Toughness Heal and infinite_Cleave

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like a myth

xD

[rose pine]

Weakest Ogryn tbh'.

[vivid zinc]

I had an Ogryn once. He was named Joe Ogryn. But then I realized it probably made me look like a gymbro moggingewhateverthefuck so I deleted him lol.

[rose pine]

Not sure if it's only the Ogryns, but they have something on some of their weapons that lets them " Ignore Mass "

Also the season Heavy on the Slab Shield is a straight forward SLHAM, which is just a cone.

[thick coyote]

🥀

[rose pine]

We dont care how many little runts there be, we'll 'it 'em all for Sah

[thick coyote]

Achlys peashooter getting outdpsed by Brauto

🚬

[vivid zinc]

ignore mass is good, way back when I think the zealot had something similar in their talent tree

[thick coyote]

Fatshark moment

🚬

[rose pine]

Also love that I cant play Darktide with Clip Studio Paint open

[vivid zinc]

I've been playing on and off since beta. Still have my beta character too. Scaggs McLovin.

[tight pine]

Peek name design

[vivid zinc]

I even whale'd for a bit and got some nice cosmetics. My Zealot is covered in gold armor. I look like a Temu custodes.

[rose pine]

Got a few chars, can only really remember 3 of 'em though

RuntKrusher
ShortKingSah
IForgotMyMeds

[tight pine]

I think I saw Iforgotmymeds before…

[rose pine]

Fairly common Psyker name i think

[tight pine]

Yes

[vivid zinc]

One day I hope Scaggs mcLovin gets written into a GW novel only to die off in the 1st chapter to something stupid. Like getting sepsis from a rusty nail.

[rose pine]

Oh nah ain't even my art-program, just a " Test_Plugin " that keeps crashign my game

ShortKingSah is def the best name, besides my Crackface's name.
AcidicTesticaleman

Or something like that.

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[vivid zinc]

You should make a hive Scum and name it TAZER FACE

[thick coyote]

If you see a psyker using smite 24/7 and being called
ReworkSmite

That's me

[rose pine]

Yea, you read it as it was intended

[hazy kestrel]

Very funny, yet absolutely vile.

[rose pine]

Not going to call the Hivescum as the Ogryns call 'em, it sounds like a slur

Dont like that

[rose pine]

Always luv a lil' Spark'ed on the team

[thick coyote]

It's about sending a message

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so irritated that I can no longer name my Ogryn as Ogrynheimer

[rose pine]

Just do it as OgrynHaimer

[hazy kestrel]

Yet of course Oppenheimer still works lmfao

[rose pine]

People will read it the same

[vivid zinc]

Why? That's not even remotely offensive lol.

[hazy kestrel]

Not the same :(

[neon agate]

He invented the rock

[hazy kestrel]

The Atomic Box

[vivid zinc]

Might as well stop someone from naming their character Jonkler if u can't use Ogrynheimer :/

[neon agate]

It's just a box with a rock in it

[dire kayak]

frip frop named his veteran explicator zonkla i think

[hazy kestrel]

You’ve never experienced the Atomic Box in Mortis Trials, have you?

[nocturne bloom]

I cant use the name LamiaAddict anymore

[hazy kestrel]

500. Boxes.

[rose pine]

Ogrynheimer ensured the buffs for the BIG BOOM grenade.

Sad that he had to go

[neon agate]

Oh no I am making a joke about how ogryn rock is stronger than every grenade

[hazy kestrel]

Just like Pope Francis. He died so that we could have Oblivion Remastered.

[rose pine]

I thought he died for that little anime figuring they said was christian, with the yellow rainjacket and the cute deerhorns

[thick coyote]

Mortis Box should also just throw a rock

[hazy kestrel]

What

[thick coyote]

Or maybe it actually does and well
You just can't see it

[rose pine]

I wish Ogryns could dual Wield rocks

[vivid zinc]

Nah dual wield shields

[cobalt zealot]

Which class is the best class and why is it Ogryn?

[amber portal]

Or could punch with his fists

[rose pine]

Yea, the Cathlic church made a Weeaboo character

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[rose pine]

Ogryns dont need two shields, one is enough

[amber portal]

I want powerfists for ogryn and knuckle dusters for hivescum pls

[thick coyote]

But wait
Does mortis box also use hiver/Arbites blitz since they were added after mortis

[rose pine]

I WISH, they'd be too powerful

[thick coyote]

So much to think

[tight pine]

Nah, chainfists would be cooler

[rose pine]

Look up " Church mascot "

First thing that pops up

[hazy kestrel]

I’m scared

[south valve]

Oh yeah, I saw that

[rose pine]

Just give them some knuckle dusters, and BOOM.

[south valve]

it's weird

[vivid zinc]

Fist weapons really should be an Ogryn thing imo

[rose pine]

Their mascot is called Luce, and she's very cute, apparently didn't have horns either, my bad

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty sure he has knuckle dusters on some cosmetics

Like hanging from their belt

Someday Big Man will remember

[amber portal]

Smartest ogryn=strongest ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

Emprah says there is strength in ignorance. Am very strong.

Big Man’s best quote

Therefore

[amber portal]

I gotta play more ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

Most ignorant Ogryn = Strongest Ogryn

[vivid zinc]

Anyone else think the zealot sounds suspiciously like a follower of khorne?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh they are def corrupted

[amber portal]

I wish we had a 2 handed chainaxe for zealot

[hazy kestrel]

Scottish ones for sure and the Agitator zealots to a lesser degree.

It’s in the files iirc

Along with the Melta

[vivid zinc]

I use the scottish voice for Scaggs McLovin lol

[hazy kestrel]

Also congrats you are no longer Grey

[amber portal]

Oh

Damnnn

[tight pine]

Melta would be funny ta use…
But grav weapons would be funnier

[amber portal]

Whats melta

[vivid zinc]

Give us vortex grenades plox

lore accurate vortex grenades

I want roaming black holes wandering the map, swallowing everyone up. Allies too.

[dire kayak]

i love writing lore for my setting that likely will never have anything written about

[tight pine]

Psykers should be teamkillable by them

[amber portal]

I want jungle maps in darktide

[tight pine]

Bro, we’re in a hive city there’s no trees here that WONT WANT TO EAT YA

[modest flume]

DERE'S NO FLAYVA WIFFOUT SPORT

[dire kayak]

i mean there has to be vegetation somewhere

we breathe just fine in deadside, the only issue is the radiation

[vivid zinc]

Sure, just not on a hiveworld

[dire kayak]

and in the past, plant species have known to adapt to radiation

[modest flume]

A hive city on a planet with late stage ecological(?) collapse?

Being outside the city is worse than being in, and that's genuinely fucked up

[amber portal]

If a tree eats me then im eating the tree from the inside

[vivid zinc]

Yeah the planet Darktide takes place on is an irradiated toxic dustbowl.

[tight pine]

Pretty sure an ogryn said that

[amber portal]

Does that mean...

IM A OGRYN!?

[nocturne bloom]

How many fingers do you have

[amber portal]

3

[nocturne bloom]

What comes after 3

[amber portal]

33

[vivid zinc]

Don't pick on the Ogryns ❤️

[rose pine]

They can try