general-chat

[jaunty path]

are you new to the game?

[steep oasis]

my brother is playing that class so thats off the table

[tawdry edge]

Everyone in 40k is hitler calling him hitler-cop is like saying chai tea

[steep oasis]

america and isreal ruin everything, thats the only opinion you need

[tawdry edge]

Its redundant

[stuck crescent]

I prefer black tea

Personally

[hazy kestrel]

Actually true

[jaunty path]

If you're new to the game. Please dont play arbitrator if ur still learning 🙏 its stupidly OP

[steep oasis]

once isreal stops fucking lobbying in my country and ruining every decision made, maybe we can repair

[tawdry edge]

Liberal liberal liberal lalalala

[hazy kestrel]

Lol, lmao even

[jaunty path]

arbitrator is best played late game

[green vector]

dont listen to missus

[hazy kestrel]

Like that’s ever gonna happen pal

[green vector]

chud arbitrator hater

[rain idol]

Got it play arbitrator immediately

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine still having faith in our politicians

[jaunty path]

this person is a beans on toast eater

[hazy kestrel]

You innocent soul

[steep oasis]

playing zealot right now

[jaunty path]

just so you know

[somber stream]

He's new so he's going to experience it for himself then form a opinion thanks

[green vector]

keep malding

[stuck crescent]

Also noticed arbi players are the most tryhard sweat lords

[sleek harness]

Mallow

[green vector]

cat

[jaunty path]

goated.

[steep oasis]

us vs them, not right vs left.

[hazy kestrel]

Pizza time

[tawdry edge]

Sorry pal US is already an extension of Benjamin Yahu

[jaunty path]

SKINS YOU ALIVE.

[green vector]

LMAOOOOOOO

[hazy kestrel]

But it is right versus left lmao

The right ruined this fucking country

[steep oasis]

only if you want to believe that

[hazy kestrel]

Buncha rabid maniacs

In my experience

[jaunty path]

Please only say "left vs right" because left should never be on the right side

[cosmic lynx]

ayy the politics are here

[jaunty path]

it gives me phantom brain damage

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[steep oasis]

left have absolute no backbone in politics, the right are genuinely extra 21st chromosome morons

[cosmic lynx]

[jaunty path]

PETA, THE POLITICS ARE HERE. YAAAAAAA

[hard gorge]

I jerk off with my left hand and not my right so my cock is left leaning

[hazy kestrel]

We agree

[fair bridge]

the right handed people will suffer for what they did to baseball

[green vector]

unfathomably based

[stuck crescent]

I like tea, tea is nice

[white wyvern]

My fav classes are vet, scum, and zealy

[green vector]

ayo pause

[stuck crescent]

I like vet

They're cool

[jaunty path]

night haunter

do u wanna play h40

[steep oasis]

Abolish the two party system, and we thrive 🥱

[jaunty path]

[south valve]

What the fuck is this chat

[hard gorge]

my political and religious affiliations change solely on who i am trying to fuck
in this, I am the most worldly

[tawdry edge]

Wednesday chat

[stuck crescent]

Nothing good

[white wyvern]

For me, vet is best class

[tawdry edge]

Everyone is going insane

[cosmic lynx]

its general chat can you read?

[jaunty path]

Welcome to #worldpolitics

[south valve]

Oh mb

[green vector]

[steep oasis]

gotta be the gayest shit ive ever read in my entire life 💀 and ive read the talmud

[somber stream]

/pol/

[white wyvern]

Then scumback class, then the shouty martyrdom man

[stuck crescent]

I made pasta

@south valve

[south valve]

Add nothing to it!

[stuck crescent]

With sauce

[green vector]

i hope this guy doesnt get banned he's funny as fuck

[dire kayak]

this chat is unhinged

[stuck crescent]

Very

[south valve]

Agree to disagree

[steep oasis]

idgaf

[jaunty path]

Okay I get we hate aliens but can you imagine how good gue'va must have it when their sole job is to trim the hooves of tau women

[green vector]

boring ass mf

[steep oasis]

im timmy tough knuckles

[stuck crescent]

No

[drowsy lynx]

I give them a week if regularly active

[jaunty path]

OKay but hooves.

[steep oasis]

im not always like this

[hard gorge]

My list of bodies reads like a list of political stereotypes

[jaunty path]

im always like this

[stuck crescent]

Abby is still here, so anythings possible

[steep oasis]

And if saying the truth gets me banned, that tells me all i need to know about the way modding is handled

[green vector]

LOOOOOL

[steep oasis]

unless theres no politics in general which id understand

[green vector]

they always is

[cosmic lynx]

you should take a look at them server-rules and find out

[obtuse oak]

Rule 11

[jaunty path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818605636228218900/1489256498512003142/Inform_israel_Discord_GIF.gif

[hazy kestrel]

Where is this from

[somber stream]

Ah fuck

[green vector]

rule 11 is never enforced so

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Hank

[somber stream]

Don't ban the greyname pls

[green vector]

🤷

[jaunty path]

Oh fuck hi hank

[steep oasis]

ill knock it off promptly then!

[hard gorge]

Who up knocking off rn

[green vector]

me

[obtuse oak]

Thanks boss

[jaunty path]

um

[jaunty path]

im john cena

[steep oasis]

indian brush burned my dick right off

[jaunty path]

dont fucking make me laugh

fucing

hell.

[dire kayak]

oouuhhhhhh

[fair bridge]

uh the restaurant

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[obtuse oak]

I've banned plenty of people for it, but we let politically charged conversations play out naturally sometimes if everyone participating in it is being respectful and polite, and many other times we simply don't see the infractions.

We don't read 99% of what's posted in this server. Obviously.

[green vector]

so why does abby get a free pass

every day

[obtuse oak]

Things need to be reported to be evaluated

[green vector]

shit is crazy

[fair bridge]

abby is basxed

[jaunty path]

the lex is

flexible

[obtuse oak]

I don't even know who that is

[hazy kestrel]

Abby is insufferable at times

The duality of man

[stuck crescent]

Many times

[steep oasis]

Arab funny

[fair bridge]

u guys should block people

[jaunty path]

Oh no.

[obtuse oak]

?

[stuck crescent]

Funny how?

[green vector]

last time i inquired about reporting i was told it would be ignored

by a mod

[steep oasis]

Nobody knows.

[stuck crescent]

Its what I do

[jaunty path]

Why do I think this person isn't going to last long

[steep oasis]

Nobody remembers arab funny edits?

[cosmic lynx]

No

[dire kayak]

whens the part where chat goes back to normal

[steep oasis]

jesus

[sleek harness]

Because they won't

It's a vision

[south valve]

That's what I'm wondering

[cosmic lynx]

what does jesus have to do with it

[jaunty path]

Oh

[steep oasis]

I literally havent done anything wrong besides talk about politics

[jaunty path]

I think iget it

[somber stream]

Unless the person makes a lot of remark related to racism and/or homophobic subjects, your reports won't go through

[fair bridge]

i bet they would know about making fun of arabs in the space marine 2 server, that seems right up their alley

[sleek harness]

I can't comment on that

I looked away for half a second

[obtuse oak]

I don't know about that, so I'm not going to comment. I don't speak for anyone else.

[steep oasis]

Its not about making fun of arabs either lol

[somber stream]

Understandably though, mods aren't paid lol

[fair bridge]

i pay hank to turn a blind eye to my experiments

[green vector]

aight bet

[obtuse oak]

True

[somber stream]

Pray tell

[jaunty path]

its arabs doing dumb shit I think. not racist necessarily but its popular in arabic communities I think

so no

[tender horizon]

How've you been Hank?

[steep oasis]

Not even that lol

[green vector]

ill ping you next time she's goes crazy in chat so you can see for yourself

[jaunty path]

i dont think the new person did a bad

[obtuse oak]

[jaunty path]

Yeah ive seen this shit before

lmfao

[green vector]

👍

[steep oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1j0uog7WDI

This is arab funny

[somber stream]

Think she got off with a warning from other class chat once

[obtuse oak]

Good!

How about you?

[tender horizon]

Busy

[green vector]

[south valve]

What for?

[stuck crescent]

No worse than abby, think it's fine

[tender horizon]

Work 12 6s lately so I'm barely around

[south valve]

I mean, I can guess, but I'm curious

[somber stream]

Wanna guess?

[jaunty path]

Oh its literally just 21st century humor memes.

[green vector]

breaking rule 11 every single day would be my guess

[south valve]

What specifically?

[green vector]

LMAO

[somber stream]

Pol spam

[green vector]

chat going too fuckin fast

[south valve]

Right

I suppose I'm not too surprised

[marsh iris]

damn i left for a bit and missed all the good bits

[obtuse oak]

Oh yeah I remember when this was funny. Cheeseburgers were still $1. Good times

[fair bridge]

enable slowmode for 1 minute

[jaunty path]

FUCK.

[south valve]

If any political talk was banned, half of us wouldn't be here

[fair bridge]

[stuck crescent]

So nothing out of the norm?
For abby, anyway

[steep oasis]

you guys really love bouncing on the shaft of this abby person lol

[obtuse oak]

Most of y'all are probably only here by the grace of us not being everywhere at once

[green vector]

fuck yeah we do

[fair bridge]

what did abby do other than being named abby and having a job

[stuck crescent]

She's easy not to like

[somber stream]

Look, talking about politics in general here isn't strictly forbidden, long as you play ball and be nice

[green vector]

having a job LOOOOL

[hard gorge]

Abby has a thick throbbing member and I would bounce on it every day

[cosmic lynx]

the golden era of 15 cheeseburgers

[jaunty path]

Shes poltiical very often in here and gets into arguments she really does not need to

[green vector]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[marsh iris]

-# play deez heh gotem

[somber stream]

Shit gets tiring once you involve specific groups of people over and over and then get borderline racism

[obtuse oak]

A little less explicit please and thank you

[dire kayak]

abby said i act like a girl so i like her

[stuck crescent]

"Monster hunter is about colonialism"

[south valve]

Tempted to ping her rn

[green vector]

im cryin

[fair bridge]

is that what she does

[steep oasis]

so what? just inciting an argument for zero reason other than to do it?

[green vector]

magos you fuckin crazy dog

[somber stream]

"white people" were brought up a lot, yes

[cosmic lynx]

boys will be boys

[jaunty path]

More like delving into indepth politics a lot

[hard gorge]

My best friend is a deldar fan and she loves their evil shit so its been rubbing off on me

Or shes been rubbing on me, I dunno

[south valve]

I think you'd understand if you saw it for yourself

[stuck crescent]

"White people don't have culture"

[green vector]

mf gonna get muted by hank in a minute

😭

[fair bridge]

you can't be racist against white people beacuse nobody uses light mode on discord anyway

[jaunty path]

The Drukari is the best because you can be a chair for a drukari lady

[obtuse oak]

People who do that are guilty of making the server less suitable for the purposes of discussing Darktide, which is the only reason it exists. I've banned people for continuously derailing chats with incendiary comments before.

[steep oasis]

The great sleep has not been kind to any of you.

[stuck crescent]

ANYWAY
How is everyone doing

[hard gorge]

There should be a successor chapter for the Salamander but theyre like, so fucking white that they blind everyone once they take their helmets off

[graceful hamlet]

Pretty sure Ravenguard already do that

[obtuse oak]

"This is the skin of a killer, Celestine." ✨

[green vector]

my zealot is called celestine

i am unique

[jaunty path]

sigma sigma sigma

[dire kayak]

ooouuuhhhhhh

[graceful hamlet]

Blood Angels should sparkle more

[south valve]

10 hours makes me groggy

[hard gorge]

Theyre emo pale, not like
GLORIOUS SHINING POWER OF LIGHT pale

[green vector]

cease

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/noah-mika-raj-edward-cullen-twilight-gif-26413150

[green vector]

immediately

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, that's their defect

Other than suicidal depression (I'm not making that up)

[marsh iris]

oh the goober moans

[hard gorge]

😭 😭 😭

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

i heard

[cosmic lynx]

@steep oasis hey did your buddy name their arby some variation of dredd?

[green vector]

gearing up to say the most unhinged shit chat has ever seen

[hard gorge]

Raven guard are one of my favorites and I love how outwardly angsty they are

Its a lot better than the standard I WILL FIGHT AND DIE FOR EMPEROR

[steep oasis]

huh

[hard gorge]

My two zealots are named Theseus and Hippolyta

[stuck crescent]

I actually like corvus, wish people knew him for more than "that guy who turned into a bird"

[cosmic lynx]

oh i gotta speak ogryn.
did friend name arbitrator "Dredd"?

[graceful hamlet]

Raptors are one of my favorites because they’re reasonable strategists in funny 40k land

[hard gorge]

The stuff with the mutant astartes during the HH was pretty cool

I like how he led and won a slave rebellion too

[steep oasis]

you dont have to be an ass, i got what you said. I just didnt understand why you asked it in the first place

[hard gorge]

And how many of his fellows still joined him on the Great Crusade as his Spec Ops lads

[steep oasis]

and no he didnt

[graceful hamlet]

Name your dog Skibidi

[cosmic lynx]

blud don't get on the high ground now. and im just curious because its so damn prevalent and I wanted to know.

[stuck crescent]

Favourite are still the imperial fists

[hard gorge]

Normal tactics vs walking into enemy fire in bright blue and challenging them to a duel

[dire kayak]

chaaaaaat

[steep oasis]

are you normally this moronic

[grand mural]

builds image on overthrowing opression

works willingly for the Emperor

[fair bridge]

wat do u fuckin WANT

[green vector]

LMFAO

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[cosmic lynx]

oh. short term memory loss. youll like #ogryn-class

[hard gorge]

Same goes for Perty and Khan and Mortarion

[green vector]

i love mallow

[hard gorge]

Big E was NOT a good person

[green vector]

chad

[south valve]

Everyone's angry for literally no reason again

[stuck crescent]

Except for mortarion

[hard gorge]

Loves humanity but cant figure out how to actually communicate on a normal level

[grand mural]

Oh yeah, but they look cool so I wont bring them up

[cosmic burrow]

I think i will go back to sm2

[hard gorge]

Fair

[hazy kestrel]

Grey names try not to be rude to other people challenge. (Impossible)

[somber stream]

I also love Mallow, gave free vidya gaems

[steep oasis]

sorry, not my playstyle but thanks for ther recommendation buddy!

[dire kayak]

i love mallow

[stuck crescent]

He failed and needed the emperor to bail him out

[dire kayak]

they fun to talk to

[fair bridge]

speaking of free gaems i have some more if people want

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

Mallow is funny

[hard gorge]

Orc Massage???

[green vector]

TRVKE

[stuck crescent]

Mortarion is just the worst, eh?

[green vector]

AM I RIGHT

[hazy kestrel]

We like Mallow

[green vector]

LOL

[steep oasis]

in what regard

[grand mural]

Morty is super annoying

[fair bridge]

ummmmm i have syustem shock remake and a buncha other stuff

[hazy kestrel]

I think Abby infected me with their Truth Nuke slang

Goddamnit

[green vector]

i turned myself into a pickle morty

[cosmic burrow]

I love mallow

[grand mural]

he deserved what he got in the plague wars

[stuck crescent]

He's....just the worst

[obtuse oak]

Behave

[hard gorge]

Send people fyetish games

[grand mural]

[hard gorge]

PEAK COMEDY

[hazy kestrel]

What does Weezo mean

[cosmic burrow]

Go play the remake

[green vector]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[cosmic burrow]

Do it now

[hazy kestrel]

I’m afraid to ask

[steep oasis]

My bad i didnt want productive conversation anyway

[grand mural]

grey names

[stuck crescent]

I think it means you like weezer

[grand mural]

[hard gorge]

The unnumbered sons

[hazy kestrel]

The hell is Weezer

[steep oasis]

name checks out

[stuck crescent]

K

[hard gorge]

NYO NOO NOO NOO NYOO NOO

[green vector]

a shit band

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[fair bridge]

i have been i mean i have an extra copy, like a steam key

[hard gorge]

I cant write out that buddy holly riff

Fuck

[cosmic burrow]

Aye

[grand mural]

somehow, yours is just as fitting

[hazy kestrel]

“Spite Haunter”

Bazinga

[steep oasis]

Yea cause im literally konrad

[grand mural]

Fitting.

[steep oasis]

Yea exactly

[hazy kestrel]

What the heck

Is that

Supposed to be

[green vector]

idfk

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit it’s lunch time

Hooray :)

[cosmic lynx]

weeb shit

[stuck crescent]

They have like one good album, and not much else

[hazy kestrel]

AAAAHHHHH!

[south valve]

DON'T LEAVE US

You're like one of the only sane people

[hazy kestrel]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME—

[fair bridge]

2.  resident evil 0 HD 
4.  star wars bounty hunter 
5.  moonstone island 
6.  warhammer vermintide 2 
7.  warhammer vermintide 1 
8.  warhammer chaosbane 
9.  space marine anniversary edition 
10. system shock REMAKE 
11. mega man 11
12. persona 3 reload expansion
13. DmC
15. civ V
16. karmazoo (idk what this is)
17. sid meier's starships
18. sid meier's pirates
19. civ IV
20. civ III
21. sid meier's ace patrol pacific skies
22. sid meier's ace patrol
23. stalker 2? might not work.```

does anyone want any of these

[south valve]

all

[green vector]

ima get food too if chat pops tf off again someone ping me so i can read it

[fair bridge]

for steam

[dire kayak]

[steep oasis]

can i have space marines

[stuck crescent]

No

[dire kayak]

i could use persona 3 i kinda wanna play it

[fair bridge]

unfortunately its just the expansion for reload

i bought it twice bc i forgor i had it already

[dire kayak]

awwh

[tawdry edge]

Can i have stalker2

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know why, but this thing fucking unsettles me so much.

[tawdry edge]

It's rapidly approaching your location

[stuck crescent]

It is coming

[fair bridge]

lmk if it works

[hazy kestrel]

Terrifying

[tawdry edge]

Only after work in like 6 hours

[dire kayak]

personmannn

[fair bridge]

idk if its the one i redeemed when i bought it or if it's an extra copy so just lmk if it doesn't work

[jaunty path]

Play ena dream bbq

[grand mural]

[jaunty path]

Its goated

[fair bridge]

it shouldn't have showed up in my feed if i redeemed it

[vivid zinc]

Anyone else think Tech remnants should be an upgrade currency for maxxed out weapons? Cuz outside of "cuz I can" and for a few meh consmetics I don't see a whole lot of reasons to play Expeditions instead of just normal levels.

[hazy kestrel]

Huh

[south valve]

Would be good

[green vector]

id take vt 1 + 2 if the names were literally vermintide 1 and vermintide 2

shit would set my ocd off

[jaunty path]

Its free

[hazy kestrel]

Why would I want to play a game about barbecue

[jaunty path]

:3

[dire kayak]

theres a character called ena in pjsk

[fair bridge]

do u want them

[jaunty path]

Do u not like bbq

[green vector]

nono

[stuck crescent]

What's wrong with barbecue?

[jaunty path]

Chain saw man is bad

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

Sometimes yeah

Sometimes no

[green vector]

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide
Warhammer: Vermintide 2

WHO NAMES GAMES LIKE THIS

[fair bridge]

it is a dream bbq

[somber stream]

Mallow doing mass GA?

God damn

[jaunty path]

Play it anyway 🔫

[stuck crescent]

Didn't it just end?

[cosmic lynx]

I don't think we need another currency for weapon maxing. Simply because you'll inevitably reach a point on the current system that money don't matter anyways.

[fair bridge]

oh they had to name it end times because that was what the fantasy expansion was called, like the setting. it's a GW thing

[dire kayak]

whats it about i might play it

[fair bridge]

i literally have to get rid of these keys because they will expire

[green vector]

ik it just looks stupid af

[tawdry edge]

Kill yourself

[green vector]

steam let us rename games PLEASE

[vivid zinc]

Fair but if a 'red' weapon upgrade uses existing currency people like me will instantly max them out with these gigantic reserves of those resources

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee that's mean

Only I can say that

[south valve]

Krill thyself

[somber stream]

It got the GoT season 8 treatment, people will forever remember how ass it was for the ending alone

[cosmic lynx]

but if it doesn't use existing currency then whats the point of all the currency?

[crystal osprey]

can u actually say that here

[tawdry edge]

The ending is fine people just got their too high expectations shattered

[vivid zinc]

IDK lol

[tawdry edge]

I say it all the time even in the presence of mods and nothing ever happened

[crystal osprey]

if i was forced to play expeditions id uninstall the game

[somber stream]

The 3000 unsolved plot holes:

[crystal osprey]

the gamemode is not fun

[vivid zinc]

As much as the gear grind updates were good this is a side effect. Resources are kind of useless now.

[cosmic lynx]

Yep. But still way way better than buying hundreds of versions of weapons for just 1 max stat roll.

[jaunty path]

U gon get banned 4 dis someday

[somber stream]

Yeah no kidding

[hazy kestrel]

Only 60k salvage left to go pal

Keep grinding

You got this

[crystal osprey]

im NOT

[tawdry edge]

Nah id win

[jaunty path]

Huh now that I think about it a lot of bannable shit goes under the radar here lmao

[crystal osprey]

im genuinely not

[crystal osprey]

i played expeditions once

[crystal osprey]

nsfw topics in chat every 20 seconds

[sleek harness]

Every single one of you said something that would get you banned in a common server

[green vector]

im glad the mods actually have lives

[tawdry edge]

Bro I say shit like that with dilara on chat and she just laughs at it

[fair bridge]

ppl only report stuff to the mods who have hatred in their little hearts

[green vector]

makes convo here actually fun

[tawdry edge]

I dont think they rlly care

[sleek harness]

Also personamen

Did you saw my apology

[south valve]

@green vector 👁️ 👁️

[green vector]

nothing worse than a fucking discord mod who's online 19 hours a day telling you what you cant say

[hazy kestrel]

No

[tawdry edge]

At the end of the day people know me and know im saying it for jokes

[hazy kestrel]

I unignored you though

[tawdry edge]

And not being serious about it

[sleek harness]

Okay let me ping you to it

[elder merlin]

Who is Abby?

[somber stream]

Voldermort

[green vector]

my inquiry wasnt about a user

[fair bridge]

what is she so fuckin happy about.......... whats her problem................

[south valve]

Oh, what was it for?

[jaunty path]

Lets be honest 40k lore chat is a mini server with different rules

[sleek harness]

@hazy kestrel

[tawdry edge]

They will never find the bodies

[stuck crescent]

Pretty much

[green vector]

nothin dont wanna drag it up again

dw

[south valve]

Oh, the mod right?

[tawdry edge]

Lmfao true

[south valve]

alright

[south valve]

@hazy kestrel

[south valve]

Send more of these plushies

eyebleech after this chat

[tawdry edge]

Unfortunately i cant i was banned from fumo server trying to join it after i created my account

So they banned me cause account was too new

Thought i was a bot or something

[south valve]

Oh

weird

[fair bridge]

im gonna make mashed potatoes later

[cosmic lynx]

get crazy in the club

[south valve]

I breaking up the club with Rannick's dance moves

[dire kayak]

i can send them

[south valve]

[cosmic lynx]

[south valve]

Idk why, but I enjoy them a lot

[dire kayak]

i wanna buy a fumo someday

[south valve]

they are very goofy

[fair bridge]

[south valve]

You could them make your own server for emojis and stickers of them

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[somber stream]

There were only 1 plush that i really wanted to get

[south valve]

Honestly, they should make darktide plushies

[somber stream]

https://www.makeship.com/products/samurai-plush

[rose pine]

Oh? What'd that be

[south valve]

I'd buy them

[rose pine]

I like that plush

[dire kayak]

big miku plush and a ps5 cost the same amount

[south valve]

I guess they'd be warhammer ip though

[dire kayak]

i think we know which is the correct choice

[south valve]

Jesus christ

[tawdry edge]

I have a lot of plushies i want to buy unfortunately im planning to pay for another commission of my oc

Therefore i cant buy any

[rose pine]

There is a Tech Priest on Etsy for 187 euro

[tawdry edge]

To be honest its hatsune miku

[south valve]

[tawdry edge]

The most prevalent character in online culture

[south valve]

Is she that popular?

I guess if it's really high quality I can see it being that much

[tawdry edge]

The most famous vocaloid, yes

[somber stream]

There's not a single person on the internet that doesn't know Miku

[tawdry edge]

Original made plushie

[south valve]

True

[tawdry edge]

Unless that person recently turned 5 but even then, Miku is already in Fortnite

[somber stream]

Priorities

Yeap

[rose pine]

Wish there was Warhammer 40k themed stamps for my jacket

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opcbKAR9o9Y

PRO SAMURAI

[south valve]

I'd buy an arbites plush though

idc about the price

[dire kayak]

miku isnt my favourite but i still love her

[dire kayak]

YES

[rose pine]

Tis be a good animation yes, PRO

[tawdry edge]

There is no ORIGINAL ones made for GW but you can find people making it handmade online
I easily can think of Etsy but idk how trustable it is

[dire kayak]

ABSOLUTELY

fumo arbitrator

[fair bridge]

plushies are so easy to make you basically get some nice felt material and a sewing kit and some cotton and then you fucking throw it in the fucking trash because youre a chud who cant make anything right and then you go on amazon and order a plushie and it comes to your door in like 2 days

so easy

[south valve]

👀

[rose pine]

Could try getting into sewing yourself?

[south valve]

Maybe, maybe

[rose pine]

Last time I bought things from Etsy, it was 20% of what was promised, and 80% random BS (Dice bags)

[south valve]

I think I'm one of the people they can't get the string through the needle though 😭

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[rose pine]

Ended up with around 20 dice (advertised as around 40-70), and just several dozen stickers.
KNow it was a Scooping thingy, but damn.

[rose pine]

true

[dire kayak]

ive only bought one thing from etsy and it was a transflag pin

never regretted it

[tawdry edge]

Why did you buy that from etsy

[graceful hamlet]

Now get a Custodes plushie and pin it to that

Post on Reddit for updoots and rage bait

[fair bridge]

cengage's VM crashed and now i have a 0 on the lab assignment

i hate my epic gamer life

[tawdry edge]

Real 40k fans will approve

[dire kayak]

YES

[tawdry edge]

Chuds will seethe and cope

[dire kayak]

[dire kayak]

it was cheap and the only place i could think of

[fair bridge]

[tawdry edge]

On windows this wouldnt have happened smh

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

Dumb ass penguin

[tawdry edge]

Damnge

[rose pine]

reminds me that I should've bought more merch at the last concert

[fair bridge]

um akshually it was cengage that went down so uh haha FUCK U FUCK U FUCKF U FUCKF UUUUU

[tawdry edge]

Jokes on you i dont know what the fuck that means

[dire kayak]

ive never seen mallow so angy

[fair bridge]

p*ssed off..........

so f*cin made........

[tawdry edge]

Mad*

dumbass weezo

[south valve]

Mallow isn't mellow

[hard gorge]

Psyker? I hardly know 'er!

[obtuse oak]

This reminds me of a cosplayer who owns like 20 of the really expensive gigantic Pokémon plushies

[tawdry edge]

Is it the real size pokemon plushie guy

[obtuse oak]

That's a specific guy? Anyway not the one I'm thinking of

[tawdry edge]

I typed that wrong

My stupid foreigner ass

Theres a guy who have custom real life sized pokemon plushies

Like he had a real life sized... uh.... lopunny...

[hard gorge]

id want a torterra

Turtwig has always been my favorite

funny little grass turtle

:D

[shut cove]

[dire kayak]

i dont know any pokemon

[rose pine]

Makuhita and Hariyama Def best pokemon.

Good little powerhouses (and carried me through Gen 3 several times.

[hard gorge]

FUCK YEAH HAIRYAMA MENTIONED

[shut cove]

everyone at least knows pikachu

[tawdry edge]

I know the famous ones on porn

[dire kayak]

cease

[vivid zinc]

What's a pikachu? Is that some sort of foreign delicacy?

[tawdry edge]

No.

[shut cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444421025042268362/1449438717860384819/attachment.gif

fuck

[dire kayak]

meanie,,,,,

[somber stream]

🚬

[dire kayak]

kills you,,,,

[shut cove]

https://tenor.com/view/snep-eye-emoji-eye-snow-leopard-splort-snep-gif-3974321735631587402

oh my god

its over

[vivid zinc]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OvgyzkThuME

Yummy pokemon

[tawdry edge]

Embeds dont work here stop trying you chud

[hard gorge]

tastes like chicken

[shut cove]

that's chudette to you, chud

nothing will ever stop me

[tawdry edge]

picks you up and puts in shelf

[tawdry edge]

I am no chud, i am

[shut cove]

watf.

[shut cove]

you are... ..

[dire kayak]

hmp

[vivid zinc]

I'm getting the urge to play some Expedition mode

It's just too bad the rewards for that mode are really bad lmao

[elder merlin]

Hope for may

And then remember hoping is the first step to disappointment

[shut cove]

i have the urge to darktide but my uni said "fuck you" and gave me morning classes

oh and my aio cooler broke

[vivid zinc]

Sucks for you, I'm going to hop into Dark Tide in 30 minutes and start telling cheesy Heretic jokes. xD

[shut cove]

[vivid zinc]

What's funnier than a dead heretic?

10 dead heretics in a Tau exosuit.

[shut cove]

2 dead heretics

oh

[vivid zinc]

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A heretic in a vortex grenade.

What do you call a reformed heretic?

Target practice.

[patent grove]

I should do some dark tiding

[sleek harness]

You should make a Darktide Pun Book of 900 puns

[sleek harness]

The hell is that

[storm shuttle]

a horse

[vivid zinc]

If I did that I'd be executed for heresy

[sleek harness]

Hirse

[storm shuttle]

horse

[somber stream]

French's Breakfast

[storm shuttle]

[somber stream]

No i don't mean the horse

[storm shuttle]

horse.

[somber stream]

Neign

[storm shuttle]

no...

[sleek harness]

Embed fail

[vivid zinc]

You can't fool us mate. We all know ur going to have a horse burger for breakfast.

[sleek harness]

Burger is made out many things

[somber stream]

Im not rich wtf

[sleek harness]

Including horse

[elder merlin]

This is going in the book of grudges, along with all your other terrible jokes

[storm shuttle]

ever heard of guy eating hamburger

[vivid zinc]

Why'd the heretic fall out of the tree?
'Cuz it was dead.
Why'd the second heretic fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the 1st heretic.
Why'd the third heretic fall out of the tree?
The Emperor's will.

[elder merlin]

@glacial shoal Be on the lookout

[sleek harness]

A dog?

[dire kayak]

meow

[somber stream]

Foolish

[tender horizon]

That is breakfast wtf do you mean no breakfast

[glacial shoal]

[sleek harness]

That's a dog dude

[glacial shoal]

i'm lookin dw

[sleek harness]

French people don't eat dogs

[somber stream]

Rat

[sleek harness]

It's a dog

[green vector]

[glacial shoal]

anyway

I hope yall are doing well

[sleek harness]

Dwarve

I am racist towards you

[glacial shoal]

skave

I am too

rat

[sleek harness]

That's why I just stole your gold

All of it

[storm shuttle]

no im doing horribly. it's a terrible day. awful. @sleek harness ate my cattle and threw my cabin into a river.

[glacial shoal]

I just stole your toxin gas too

[sleek harness]

Why me

[storm shuttle]

wdym "why me" BRO

[glacial shoal]

sorry to hear that friend

[storm shuttle]

YOU ATE MY CATTLE

[glacial shoal]

[storm shuttle]

AND THREW MY CABIN

INTO THE RIVER

[sleek harness]

I would never throw a cabin into the river

[storm shuttle]

but you did ???

[sleek harness]

It's too useful of a hideout

[storm shuttle]

you did it because it was MY cabin

[elder merlin]

My breakfast was this neat little burger from a joint i went to last night with friends

[sleek harness]

And also I would definitely eat a cattle

[shut cove]

you need to start doing it

[sleek harness]

You got that right

[storm shuttle]

you just hate me

[somber stream]

General chat's collection of legally insane people just keep on pilling

[sleek harness]

I don't even know you

[shut cove]

im the newest addition

[glacial shoal]

it's been piling for the past 40 millennia

[storm shuttle]

@somber stream id be executed in some amount of countries for my mere existence

[shut cove]

42*

noob ..

[storm shuttle]

you do now, clearly

[glacial shoal]

42 yeah

[somber stream]

I'm sure

[vivid zinc]

To be fair, we're a bunch of warhammer nerds on Discord. We're all fooked in the head, lol.

[sleek harness]

Fair

Anyways I didn't do it

I didn't ate your cattle

[cosmic burrow]

Why?

[crystal osprey]

why do people downplay arbites

[storm shuttle]

queerology

[crystal osprey]

this class has fine damage

[wintry steeple]

what countries

[somber stream]

#zealot-class Some of you might be interested in this chat

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah it is.

[somber stream]

Very vibe, very wholesome, many reccomend

[shut cove]

if i lived in a certain province id be stoned to death

[glacial shoal]

I think it's mainly that it's kinda booty against crushers but yeah it's far from bad

[sleek harness]

North Korea

[glacial shoal]

from what I hear anyway

I haven't done arb in a while

[crystal osprey]

its not even that bad it just lacks a fast combo iguess

[shut cove]

top 3 damage class

below hivr and psyker

not counting pbb oggy

[glacial shoal]

[crystal osprey]

wahts pbb

[sleek harness]

Imagine doing no damage to bosses

[crystal osprey]

[shut cove]

point blank barrage

[storm shuttle]

zealot is LAME but so is like every other class in this game cause everything has been powercrept to FUCK and instead of fixing any of it they decided to make dogwater like HAVOC and spam a ton more of everything (without actually fixing spawns)

sorry

[shut cove]

oops wrong msg

sowy

[storm shuttle]

sorry

i need to leave

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[storm shuttle]

goodbye

[glacial shoal]

you're fine ammy

I get it

power creep is real lmao

[shut cove]

this is why i play havoc anyways anf play off meta builds

and then i die and still complain

[glacial shoal]

havoc is not very fun for me

[storm shuttle]

oh boy i love more BLIGHT SPREADS in my cereal THANK YOU FATSHARK

[shut cove]

its te only gamemodr i play

unless if im helpig someone

[storm shuttle]

please do artificially cut my toughness and make it so that ranged enemies are literally just binary enemies of you either die instantly or they do nothing

VERY COOL

[vivid zinc]

Personally i play for the power fantasy. Where else can I kill thousands of diseased freaks with a chainsword and a bolter?

[dire kayak]

gunner enemies should work like the guttermen in ultrakill imo,,,,,

[vivid zinc]

Don't answer that lol xD

[storm shuttle]

despite being part of the stereotype in majority of other cases i unfortunately have not played ultrakill but i will trust your judgement

[sleek harness]

You can also play Doom

[vivid zinc]

Ehhh. Too arcadey and floaty.

[dire kayak]

they get better accuracy as you stay in their line of sight but if you parry them or exit their line of sight then their accuracy drops

i guess instead of parrying gunners youd just hit them in the face

[shut cove]

tru

[shut cove]

suppression is always a thing

tho som ppl forget dat

[dire kayak]

it doesnt do anything against reapers!!!

[sleek harness]

People think suppression is useless

[vivid zinc]

laughs in Zealot

[shut cove]

"people" r STUPID !!!!

[shut cove]

ya rheyre too FAT

[sleek harness]

Wdym "people"

[dire kayak]

truth nuke,,,,

[shut cove]

i mean whoever the people that tjink its useless

[vivid zinc]

Personally I find suppression as a mechanic to be overblown. Just break line of sight, watch the corners. There's definitely a big positioning element to Darktide that's under used.

[sleek harness]

Aham

[shut cove]

i dont think that sentence is right but u get eat i mean..

[sleek harness]

But you don't get it

Shooting back is awalys better than running away like a coward

[shut cove]

1 or 2 bolter rounds is enough to get them to stop shooting

also that

yes.

[shut cove]

or like idk 3 las shots

[storm shuttle]

suppression is a stupid mechanic in both directions cause taking control from the player fucking sucks and turning off an entire group of enemies for very little investment is also horrible
positioning and having to deal with shit under pressure is good enough it does not need to exist

[vivid zinc]

Bolter is really op if used correctly imo

[shut cove]

which is basically nothing

its nice since u dont always have cover

or smokes

[vivid zinc]

Bolter kills specialists, bosses and if there's a hallway filled with weak enemies...it'll kill them all too lol

[sleek harness]

Only one class has smoke

[shut cove]

i like it

[dire kayak]

playing raising the bar redux rn

[shut cove]

my favorit

[shut cove]

ya ik

[sleek harness]

Also why you two look the same

[shut cove]

wat

im white

[patent grove]

Yeah! I play because it's fun to be op

[sleek harness]

Goober is also white

[shut cove]

i mean my pfp is white

itd a very very light brown

shhh

[patent grove]

Goober has cat ears

[dire kayak]

[shut cove]

dont always have it up tho

[vivid zinc]

When the twins 1st released I used to spend hours carrying new players vs them. It used to be so fun.

[crystal osprey]

yeah no

im not buying the arbites downplay

this shit is ridiculous

[storm shuttle]

all of them are

[elder merlin]

Goobin

[patent grove]

Is it no longer fun carrying people?

[shut cove]

maybe jt depends on the server idk

i havent seen any1 in asia shit talk arbi

unless if the player is just bad at it

[crystal osprey]

it just seems piss easy tbh

[shut cove]

or the build

[vivid zinc]

Oh it is. But I can't select the special assignment to explicitly carry noobs now 🙁

[storm shuttle]

arbites is only "weak" cause compared to everyone else he can't nuke the entire screen in half a second
just more like a full second

arbites is the main source of powercreep though cause he dropped and as usual fatshark has no spine to nerf anything so they decided to make everyone else just as good as arby and now arby is in last place because of that

[vivid zinc]

Arbites is a great 'solo' class due to the dog saving ur ass from things like dogs.

[storm shuttle]

funny i think

[south valve]

Arbites is good because FOR THE LEX

[dire kayak]

meow

[shut cove]

woof

[green vector]

@jaunty path see arby is in last place

[dire kayak]

kills you

[green vector]

lmaooooooooooooo

[shut cove]

i kill you first

[patent grove]

Arbite aura is 2nd only to BFG psyker

[vivid zinc]

Meh it's a PvE game and Arbites wasn't even op enough to make everyone play that class and only that class. Nerfs for PvE games should only happen if there's a meta forming around how op something is.

[shut cove]

big fucking gun

[patent grove]

Yrah!

[blazing ibex]

This game needs a nerf down across the board.

[crystal osprey]

arbites is easy

and like invincible

and lame

[wintry steeple]

i think they should add war striders to darktide

[patent grove]

Any sibling that calls it a FGS is mentally ill. And I at that as a mentally ill psyker

[storm shuttle]

you make me mad. im seething. raging. malding. dying. i hate you. kills you.
cant cope with this. crying, pissing, and shitting my pants now.

[wintry steeple]

as elite spawns

[crystal osprey]

add cute femboys to darktide

[vivid zinc]

Or hear me out, you could just increase the difficulty level 😉

[wintry steeple]

add leviathans to expeditions

as a joke!

[blazing ibex]

I play havoc exclusively.

[obtuse oak]

It's not hard enough at the highest difficulty

[blazing ibex]

This game's power creep has severely distorted the idea of what difficulty is supposed to be.

[vivid zinc]

Play pub games then? Sounds like ur so good that ya gotta self nerf or embrace the power fantasy

[green vector]

he means that FS should add harder difficulty lmao

[stark bobcat]

game has been power crept so hard the highest diff can made piss easy

[obtuse oak]

But it's also hard in unfun and tedious ways

Because players are too strong

[blazing ibex]

It's not even whether it's easy or hard.

It's also that the engine legitimately cannot handle what it's throwing at players anymore.

[obtuse oak]

True

[vivid zinc]

Bro. I minmax'd my gear before the crafting rework. Don't talk to me about tedium lol.

[patent grove]

Can you solo H40

[storm shuttle]

the only way you die in auric darktide is due to funny haha bullshit like chaos spawn grab's hitbox being five miles long and there being a convenient flamer nearby or a gunner already shooting you

[green vector]

neither can my pc

[storm shuttle]

it is
hard in tedious unfun ways in exactly that way

[blazing ibex]

I've gotten close.

[storm shuttle]

bullshit upon bullshit

[blazing ibex]

But nah haven't finished a run.

[stark bobcat]

soloing H40 is weird

[blazing ibex]

I ain't Ainz.

[green vector]

pfft noob

[patent grove]

What class?

[wooden creek]

Darktide needs a way for players to make their own difficulty, like how people modded more difficult stuff into VT2

[stark bobcat]

Game is server based with no modded realm, I dont see that as a possiblity

that ship has already departed

[blazing ibex]

Tried with zealot and scun

Got closest with zealot.

[storm shuttle]

a girl can dream

modded realm and nerf everything....

[blazing ibex]

But it took ages to get to the last event and then I got sniped and the game snowballed

😔

[vivid zinc]

Modifiers would be a good idea, kind of like what Borderlands does with their Mayhem levels but a little more streamlined so you don't have 50 different difficulties that everyone is spread over.

[patent grove]

Ainz's zealot H40 video hurts my brain

[blazing ibex]

But seriously. It's not even things needing nerfs rather than just

[patent grove]

He's so good

[blazing ibex]

An actual balance check across the board.

[storm shuttle]

targeted fixes and actually changing things instead of band-aid solutions ?

[blazing ibex]

Ever wonder why poxbursters don't behave properly anymore?

[storm shuttle]

imagine if ogryns could actually move
you know like
dodge for real
haha
no here's damage resist so just spam dodge 24/7 loser

[patent grove]

Every day!

[hazy kestrel]

I wonder when the next expeditions rotation is gonna be

Already bored

[vivid zinc]

Yeah Ogryns kinda got shafted. I feel bad for that class.

[hazy kestrel]

Content drought goes brrrr

[vivid zinc]

Not that they're bad. They're tanky af...but they're also one trick ponies

[crystal osprey]

yeah psykers ruin my enjoyment of the game

everyone should be forced to play gun psyker

remove staves from the game

[drowsy lynx]

If I see two I might as well just leave haha

[storm shuttle]

psykers really do be pressing one button to nuke the entire screen in 0.25 seconds for no resource cost or risk

[vivid zinc]

Personally I'd rather have a wound zealot or an arbites on my team than an Ogryn now days.

[crystal osprey]

im doing melee gunpsyker and im annoyed everytime i see one with a staff

[patent grove]

More ammo for you

[drowsy lynx]

But they'll be distracted by doing double the next best class's damage and eat an overhead

[crystal osprey]

no dude its like im getting my eyes fucked

[drowsy lynx]

And then need buffs ofc

[crystal osprey]

its visual torture

[patent grove]

Ahh

[crystal osprey]

and they literally just m1 to destroy everything

its not even fun

[patent grove]

They can't blind you if you run faster than them

[crystal osprey]

they can

its a ranged weapon

[drowsy lynx]

And when they swap to melee it's the force great sword, arguably the strongest melee in the game. Which also has a ranged horde clear attack built in

[patent grove]

Melee/gun psyker go brrrrt

[drowsy lynx]

Can't wait to see them buffed again next patch

[storm shuttle]

that has infinite cleave and goes through walls
built in plasma gun aoe

[vivid zinc]

Jesus this makes me wanna swap off Zealot and go Psy

Though my super cleave Eviserator is just nasty lol

[storm shuttle]

what was that thing you said
you dont want nerfs in your pve game until meta forms around a thing
welcome to psyker, game is no longer a videogame

[vivid zinc]

I mean u don't have to play psyker tho. Plenty is viable in the game.

[blazing ibex]

The one class that made people think I was cheating and kicked me

[storm shuttle]

ammo management ? nah
peril management ? just press F bro lol
elites ? specials ? who cares you one shot them or stagger them to hell and they die
hordes ? bro your stamina regen delay is so fast you can constantly push attack for free all day

[crystal osprey]

doesnt matter its still worse

everything is broken and half of it is boring as shit

[blazing ibex]

I don't even blame them.

[crystal osprey]

fuck this game

[floral ermine]

there is a meta forming around shitton of op things

[storm shuttle]

i love it when one psyker in the game with a staff plays the entire videogame for me and im forced to just FUCKING WATCH

AND I CANT EVEN ENJOY THE GAME

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe we should all just switch to psyker 🤔 I wonder what the numbers would look like to fatshark

[vivid zinc]

Sounds like ur frustrated and need a break lol

[blazing ibex]

A lot of people are tbh

That's why I've been playing less lol

[crystal osprey]

bro im frustrated because im getting skullfucked by the visuals of inferno staff

[vivid zinc]

Pick Zealot and run off into the distance, then double back when u hear hounds or trappers?

[storm shuttle]

you think the psyker cant keep up ?

[drowsy lynx]

There's a mod to tone this down or disable it on PC

[storm shuttle]

foolish....

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine doubling back

If I die, I die.

[drowsy lynx]

Psyker is faster than zealot

[obtuse oak]

not every psyker build

[blazing ibex]

Yes and no. Scrier's Psyker can be faster

[vivid zinc]

And? Psykers aren't omnipresent. Go where they aren't

[storm shuttle]

its funny cause psyker just has a ton of movement speed, dodges, and general mobility in most of its builds especially if they use shit like dueling sword or combat blade

[drowsy lynx]

Obviously not every build lmao

[storm shuttle]

not even because such melee weapons are great in melee but because you can just speed across the entire fucking map dodging off every slight incline

[obtuse oak]

anyway the game is definitely stretching itself to the breaking point to try and accomodate the super high player power level on the meta builds and fatshark's refusal to nerf them into the ground is a problem and has been for a while.

[storm shuttle]

mkv dueling sword go brrrrrrrrr

[blazing ibex]

It's almost as though, they should just level down player power.

[green vector]

ive been noticing enemies just phasing through walls shit loads since the update

spaghetti code is breaking

[blazing ibex]

But Pandora's Box is opened.

[hazy kestrel]

Nonsense, here’s 100 rotten armor crushers from this clown car door.

[obtuse oak]

reviewbombing goes brrrrt, alas

[neon agate]

Part of the problem is that people think that if they don't run the best load out you lose. In all honesty unless your are havoc 30+ almost everything is viable as long as the build is cohesive. The problem is just people feel like they need to run the best stuff or they are told to by some people in the community.

[storm shuttle]

i remember when the game got review bombed for the funny power sword nerfs

years ago

lol

[drowsy lynx]

If I'm at the point I need to avoid teammates to enjoy a co op game I'll probably just do something else

[vivid zinc]

laughs in shattering impact bolter

[storm shuttle]

review bombing is TOTALLY healthy guys

[blazing ibex]

...what the fuck do you think that's gonna do?

[placid knoll]

Why can't we block an offline player in this game. them toxic ass just leave at the end of the match and I might see them again

[drowsy lynx]

1 crusher down, 99 to go

[blazing ibex]

You're gonna be out of ammo before the third carapace horde probably

[south valve]

Shrimply track them down in person!

:)

[vivid zinc]

Kill a whooole bunch of crushers. Bulwark shields worry me...but crushers? lol. Lmao, even.

[blazing ibex]

You don't know how rotten armor works, do you?

[obtuse oak]

have you fought rotten armor before?

[hazy kestrel]

This guy hasn’t played rotten armor

[obtuse oak]

you won't kill a single crusher before your mag runs dry.

[vivid zinc]

No clue man. I just hose down heretics and they die.

[obtuse oak]

or well maybe one

[drowsy lynx]

You can see them in the social menu after a match but it can be hard to tell who unless you have the mod that allows seeing account names in match