general-chat

[jaunty path]

I am insane.

[visual vortex]

It's too difficult to tell nowadays

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t like watching a train wreck in progress :(

[astral basin]

Always

[delicate cove]

Like assylume

[crystal osprey]

Well surely the insane would know how to help me not go insane

[delicate cove]

“Officer bawls”

[hazy kestrel]

We’re all in the Aslume

Arkham Alsume

[delicate cove]

And we are just man 😭

No more jonkler

[jaunty path]

do deep breathing exercises when The Thoughts™ happen.

And uh

[crystal osprey]

oh yeah I learned about that once

[jaunty path]

drink water

be aware of your body

because like

being hungry

[sleek harness]

Missus do you drink water

[hazy kestrel]

Read Philosophy

[jaunty path]

will put you in a shit mood

[delicate cove]

I have thoughts about Arkham aslume

[somber stream]

Doktor said i'm banned from alcohol and sugar for the next 6 month

The freshly opened captain morgan bottle in the corner:

[thin wagon]

You just have to personify the insanity into a personality. Then kill it.

[lilac crag]

breaks it over your head

[crystal osprey]

the sucky part is that im more often than not in a shit mood

[delicate cove]

This persons name is also purple

[sleek harness]

Licht is a kid confirmed

[crystal osprey]

I can’t do that

[somber stream]

I mix with coffee

[delicate cove]

I am scared

[dire kayak]

i cant even tell what mental state im in anymore

[lilac crag]

yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Teach me how to do this with OCD

[crystal osprey]

If I killed the source of my issues id be in prison

That’s not it

[jaunty path]

I say things like "I feel like this, and its okay" in my head and I feel better

[delicate cove]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

Been trying to do that for a while

[lilac crag]

why would you

[visual vortex]

You need sugar to keep your brain stable

[crystal osprey]

boozed up

[visual vortex]

Tbat's why sugar tastes so good

Man

Isnt psychology interesting?

[crystal osprey]

What if the way I feel isn’t okay

[sleek harness]

Goober, whats your opinion on femboys and femgirls

[somber stream]

Glucose can be introduced in other forms like fruit

[visual vortex]

Almost as cool as linear regression used in machines

[somber stream]

It's the soft drinks that kills you

[jaunty path]

It's okay, its not wrong to feel, its human to feel. thats what it means to me.

[crystal osprey]

@lilac crag hii we have common friends

[dire kayak]

femboys are alright
femgirls are 🤤 🤤 🤤

[somber stream]

Work

[hazy kestrel]

All is as thinking makes it so, and you control your thinking. - Epictetus.

[lilac crag]

we do

[hazy kestrel]

Or was it Xenocrates?

[crystal osprey]

It’s human but I feel bad things

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot

[thin wagon]

Is a femgirl not just a girl. I am so lost. None of my notes help

[sleek harness]

Is this good or bad

[crystal osprey]

do u still talk to them

[visual vortex]

You tell femboys that white monster is bad for them and their eyes go red like the iron giant's

[jaunty path]

Thinking about stuff I like elps I think

[lilac crag]

ya I talk to both of them

[sleek harness]

Feminine girl

[somber stream]

It's a fact that all femboy drink monster, yes

[crystal osprey]

darn that’s awesome

[tawdry edge]

Fem girl means shes feminine
Which is the opposite of a butch which is a more male presenting girl, but still identifies as a girl

[astral basin]

Same with truckers
Coincidence? I think not

[somber stream]

Oh fuck i forgot Slaneshii is one

[thick coyote]

Fym femgirls

[crystal osprey]

femgirl and masc boy

[thick coyote]

😭

[visual vortex]

Why cant these mfs just be called gay

[tawdry edge]

Feminine girls.

[jaunty path]

Im not sure what thoughts go through your head but in my experience, well, uh. I have OCD and my OCD isn't dealt with using logic. so I just tell myself its okay. I don't really know what your particular issues are.

[visual vortex]

This shit more complex than calculus

[sleek harness]

Because they aren't gay

[crystal osprey]

thank you ! i will try to figure it out

i don’t think i have ocd

[jaunty path]

[crystal osprey]

actually I just don’t even know what ocd is but u know

i prolly don’t got that

[jaunty path]

obsessive compulsive disorder

[thick coyote]

For people like me
Feminine girls are just girls

[hazy kestrel]

A fellow sufferer

Harm ocd can kiss my ass

That’s what I think

[crystal osprey]

my only obsession is the man that destroyed me

[tawdry edge]

Not all girls are feminine or have feminine interests

[delicate vapor]

[crystal osprey]

👍

[dire kayak]

REAL

[thick coyote]

I know

[tawdry edge]

Theres feminine girls, normal girls, butches and so on

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like PTSD to me pal

[somber stream]

There is so many plot going on rn

[crystal osprey]

what’s this “moving on” thing

[thin wagon]

Vigilantism would be my choice of crime just putting it out there.

[hazy kestrel]

Intrusive thoughts are common with that too

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae

How is everyone today

[crystal osprey]

u might be joking but a friend with a psychology degree or something told me that too

[thick coyote]

Everyone wants to be a vigilante

[dire kayak]

i managed to force myself past him but the stuff he did to me still affects me

[thick coyote]

Until they face the law

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t joke

[visual vortex]

Just be a vrchat furry and say you have it

[crystal osprey]

w

we are not making it

[sleek harness]

I love when I cause arguments because I said something different from what I intended

[hazy kestrel]

I try to help others who suffer from mental issues here pal. We all suffer together

[crystal osprey]

nah id never claim like that

[astral basin]

At most that i know koz is enbi, usually just fem presenting or violently gay

[lilac crag]

I've never been one to feel spite or love for my lost partners but I still have their tendencies in my demeanor

[thick coyote]

Phantom pain because of tomato

[lilac crag]

I like to think some people never leave you

[thin wagon]

If I am doing budget batman crap it's safe to assume I've got nothing to lose at that point

[crystal osprey]

well thanks and also I kinda have to likr, look into it because if i actually have ptsd that sucks bro

[sleek harness]

Lets ask them

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[sleek harness]

@whole glade are you a femboy or trans

[visual vortex]

No that was phantom allergies

[hazy kestrel]

Trust me on that

[crystal osprey]

it could be worse yeah

[astral basin]

Lmao oml

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[visual vortex]

There's also now phantom death

[stuck crescent]

I assumed femboy

[visual vortex]

⛹️

[somber stream]

You're doing so great Alex

[crystal osprey]

how do you phantom die

[thick coyote]

Getting arrested and hitting the punisher's "hell I liked it"

[tawdry edge]

It happens a lot in here

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[visual vortex]

Ask the vr chat players

[lilac crag]

surface level wise yes

[sleek harness]

That's the fun of being the funny one

[thin wagon]

"Shit was fun while it lasted"

[lilac crag]

you did not catch my 4 breakdowns this month

[astral basin]

The terror will be summoned after their nap

[crystal osprey]

alexonder

[lilac crag]

I got pulled back home because of them ahaha

[somber stream]

Time heal everything

[jaunty path]

a diagnosis helps a lot

[sleek harness]

Listen, we need to know

[hazy kestrel]

It sure takes forever :(

[jaunty path]

Well researching your disorder

it helps a lot

[lilac crag]

so it goes yeah

[somber stream]

Vary from person to person, yes

[crystal osprey]

yeah yeah I just gotta find the right person

propa mental health professionals

[jaunty path]

I just look around OCD subreddits ngl

[sleek harness]

Can someone say "I agree"

[jaunty path]

WELL

NOT FOR A DIAGNOSIS

[thick coyote]

Do you know that experiment where they told the guy he'd bleed out then they made water drip on him and he died because his body thought they lost too much blood

Yeah

[crystal osprey]

I might potentially disagree or agree

[hazy kestrel]

I disagree

[sleek harness]

Why

[tight pine]

I gree

[jaunty path]

FUCK YOU

[thick coyote]

I just butchered that explanation btw

[sleek harness]

It's just something to say

[crystal osprey]

No I do not

[astral basin]

A diagnosis helps a lot, but chasing diagnoses can be a self destructive issue

[sleek harness]

I won't use your word against you

[lilac crag]

I stayed in shitty workplace and all I got was a pc and stupid permanent detriments to my health

[sleek harness]

I promise

[lilac crag]

but at least I have a pc now

[sleek harness]

That's my line

[jaunty path]

notmenotmenotmenotmenotmenotmenotmenotme

[sleek harness]

You copy cat

[crystal osprey]

The promise of a vermin

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

Shitty workplace? Thought they treat you well

[dire kayak]

it'll be okay

[green vector]

Sappenin

[crystal osprey]

r/ptsd

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[lilac crag]

first month was ok

[jaunty path]

[green vector]

We being armchair psychiatrists today like

Based

[dire kayak]

itll be okay

im here for you

[sleek harness]

Can you say "I agree"

[thin wagon]

I am in concurrence with this

[lilac crag]

likw i was actually happy with a daily meal for free but then it started spiraling into coworkers having stupid crab bucket mentality where everytime I was on the cusp of promotions they'd dig up anything to make my manager reconsider

[sleek harness]

You are confused

[lilac crag]

until very recently my family just pulled me back home because I was miserable

[tight pine]

Is that even a real word?

[sleek harness]

Just use simple words pal

[visual vortex]

Crab bucket

🤤

[thin wagon]

It is. Root is concur

[somber stream]

It do be a crab eat crab world out there, I'm sorry that happened to you

[green vector]

Crab bussy

[sleek harness]

HEORTHU

[lilac crag]

I would eat your pfp if I could btw

[visual vortex]

Me too

[sleek harness]

How could you

[green vector]

Do not the fish man

[somber stream]

Oh well, retreat and regroup. After that, one foot in front of another

[sleek harness]

That's the last species of human fish

[visual vortex]

I want to eat every fish on this planet

[lilac crag]

trying

that's all I can say I'm doing rn

[somber stream]

Take your time

[lilac crag]

you relapse then u work then u relapse and work again ig

[tight pine]

Including sunfish?

[severe fiber]

I'm updating my dark tide is there anything new?

[visual vortex]

The Kempy bass from Hungry shark:

[somber stream]

That's how it goes, build up tolerance for the next time lol

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[green vector]

@visual vortex I'm shittin rn

[sleek harness]

That's like

A 16 year old movie

[somber stream]

Oh you have time now, go exercise. Good for the head and the soul

[thin wagon]

I grilled up swordfish recently. Delicious

[sleek harness]

All of them fishs are dead

Ngl

[thick coyote]

Pain and Suffering

[visual vortex]

A game

[thick coyote]

Oh wait

[lilac crag]

I've been biking

[astral basin]

Would you consider femboyism a common stage of mtf trans?

[thick coyote]

That's not new

[sleek harness]

Both

[tight pine]

Uhh, there is stuff

[thick coyote]

Hahahaahahahhahahah

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Angelfish

[astral basin]

Ooo sudden chat death

[green vector]

Yes

[visual vortex]

At the mention of angelfish btw

[hazy kestrel]

I just had a revelation

[sleek harness]

Would you consider eating skin the first step to cannibalism

[thin wagon]

Ahi tuna also is pretty good. Pan seared, magnificent

[lilac crag]

you'd be the one right after the first

[visual vortex]

I eat my skin all the time

[sleek harness]

Exactly, that's why I used to eat the blood from the wounds of my legs

[astral basin]

Usually not just the skin 🤔

[lilac crag]

if you and I were the last people on earth skaven, know that I'd find the nearest bonesaw

[sleek harness]

It's tasteful ngl

[thin wagon]

I... kinda.. I feel like it would help in the process of getting past the fact that your eating a person

[sleek harness]

Though I wouldn't drink of cup of blood

It would be weird

[visual vortex]

Tf why would you

[sleek harness]

It's tasty

Never ate blood?

[thin wagon]

I would ideally never cannabalize

[sleek harness]

Not if I find one first

[lilac crag]

worlds first race

[sleek harness]

Death race

Last man standing

[lilac crag]

king of the hill even

[sleek harness]

Hunger Games even

[lilac crag]

truth harpoon.......

[shell goblet]

test

[sleek harness]

Ew a bat

[green vector]

That's a big scream right there

[shell goblet]

it's a cat damn😭

[crystal osprey]

Scab sniper

[lilac crag]

yo that's fire

[sleek harness]

Looks like a albino bat

[dire kayak]

rats you

[shell goblet]

LMAO i'm trying to find a new pfp cuz i gotta change my shit after that person in here who was talking abt to killing someone from the internet over BTS tickets is using my pfp rn 💀💀

[astral basin]

Rats

[shell goblet]

HUGE

[astral basin]

I was crazy once

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[lilac crag]

Gargantuan even

[visual vortex]

No i have

[astral basin]

I was put in a room

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I still do

[astral basin]

A rubber room

[green vector]

Based

[sleek harness]

It's sugary

[astral basin]

A rubber room full of rats

[sleek harness]

It smells like iron

[crystal osprey]

What

[shell goblet]

enormous, perhaps

[astral basin]

The rats made me crazy

[somber stream]

Some guy got parasite all over his bloodstream because he ate pig blood

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

Better in goblet

[lilac crag]

humongous, if you wil

[astral basin]

Rats

[crystal osprey]

Is this server just full of fucking insane people

[astral basin]

I was crazy once

[green vector]

Ye

[crystal osprey]

Killing someone for bts tickets is crazy

[hazy kestrel]

Why does the cat scream

[visual vortex]

Average bts fan

[shell goblet]

yeah actually

[astral basin]

“Got parasite all over his bloodstream”

[visual vortex]

I have many cool pfps

I can give you some

[crystal osprey]

So I fit

[visual vortex]

Trust me

[shell goblet]

i'm like fairly certain you were there but i'm not pressed enough to keyword search

[sleek harness]

I didn't noticed then

[astral basin]

Forgetting licht knows at least 3 languages is fun
Get certain gems that tickle the brain

[tawdry edge]

Chat is giving me the ick

[shell goblet]

i got so many prospective screaming cats to use for this profile pic don't u worry

[visual vortex]

Olay

Log off for a while

[marsh iris]

licht the brain tickler

[hazy kestrel]

Mr. Europeanwide

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee where is your girlfriend

[somber stream]

4

[tawdry edge]

Lore chat as well

[sleek harness]

Huh

[green vector]

The one who was talking about killing people?

[sleek harness]

Huh

[crystal osprey]

I can’t

[tawdry edge]

Based

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/whoathatsinteresting/comments/1s0se09/a_girls_body_in_china_was_riddled_with_parasites/
Also this, proceed at your own peril

[green vector]

🤢

[astral basin]

“At least 3”
I didn’t know if japanese was on the official list

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

While I’m eating

[visual vortex]

Yummy

[somber stream]

Know =/= proficient

[visual vortex]

Reddit

[tawdry edge]

Average

[sleek harness]

Why you eating while chatting

[marsh iris]

relax its not the girl youre eating

[tight pine]

Yeah, I ain’t touching that link, I can already see what is going on there

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah he shouldn't be talking with his mouth full smh

[visual vortex]

Hi jawa

[green vector]

Mb for having eyeballs I guess

[dire kayak]

painting while it's raining be relaxing

[somber stream]

I did issued a warning

[hazy kestrel]

Bro what the fuck

[dire kayak]

[drowsy lynx]

Hi fish, did you get a tornado warning last night?

[somber stream]

COOK YOUR SHIT

[hazy kestrel]

Garut

[visual vortex]

No but i got heaby rain and storm

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck lmao

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

[marsh iris]

not that girl right

[visual vortex]

Licht is like my grandpa

[sleek harness]

You all are freaks

[visual vortex]

He will tell me disturbing things to warn me

[hazy kestrel]

I am not a freak

[dire kayak]

god i hate that post

[sleek harness]

Yes you are

[dire kayak]

that's gonna haunt me

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[sleek harness]

You are eating while chatting

That's what a freak do

[hazy kestrel]

WHY DID YOU CLICK ON IT GOOBER

:(

[visual vortex]

Except my grandpa said that a mousetrap gave him hitchhikers thumb

[visual vortex]

Curiousity

Curiosity

[marsh iris]

reminds me of a japanese old man eating sushi who got parasites

[visual vortex]

Eat raw food and get parasites

[sleek harness]

Curiousity

[visual vortex]

What a concept

[hazy kestrel]

STAHP

pls

[visual vortex]

Maybe dumbasses should learn to cook their food

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[astral basin]

The goober is known for eating questionable things

[hazy kestrel]

Rat man

[sleek harness]

I used to eat blood from the wounds of my legs

Did I ever told you that

[visual vortex]

You just did

[marsh iris]

eat parasites in moderation people, jfc

[tight pine]

[visual vortex]

Me too

[hazy kestrel]

That’s fucked yo

[sleek harness]

When I was a kid

[hazy kestrel]

Khornate Worshipper

[sleek harness]

Is it less fucked up now

[hazy kestrel]

It’s still messed up

You goose

You bloodthirsty goose

[sleek harness]

It isn't if you are kid

[visual vortex]

Theres worse

[green vector]

Literally like the 4th time I've seen you mention that

Can you fuckin stop or

[visual vortex]

Hey sjaven

[sleek harness]

Stfu you don't even have a opinion on it

[green vector]

It's fucking disgusting

[visual vortex]

I heard you drink blood

[hazy kestrel]

The opinion is it’s fucking weird

And gross

[sleek harness]

Okay that's a opinion

Great

[visual vortex]

Can u tell me abt it?

[sleek harness]

Was it that hard to interact with people?

[hazy kestrel]

And why the fuck would you start a conversation like that

[green vector]

Brain worms ngl

[sleek harness]

Mosquitoes used to make small wounds in my legs

[dire kayak]

love me some grey knights

[sleek harness]

I used to scratch them

[hazy kestrel]

STOP

CEASE

BUGGER OFF

CHANGE TOPICS

PLEASE

[sleek harness]

STOP EATING THEN

[visual vortex]

I had these cool leeches

[dire kayak]

i like painting grey knights

[marsh iris]

personman finish your food before entering discord

[visual vortex]

And i used to pick them off turtles and squeeze the blood out

[dire kayak]

grey knights steel is one of my favourite paints

[green vector]

Nah I'm out me

[tight pine]

Should I turn into an arbites or no?

[marsh iris]

turn your phone away

[astral basin]

Based. Not many do

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[green vector]

Fucking little weirdo

[visual vortex]

Genuine question

[hazy kestrel]

But then I might vomit it all up

We can’t have that

[visual vortex]

Who uses discord while eating over yourube

[sleek harness]

Let me finish my story you sicko

Anyways

[hazy kestrel]

Bro

[visual vortex]

Yeah fucking bigot stop censoring him

[hazy kestrel]

I think you’re the sicko in this case

[marsh iris]

fine then microvomit while consuming

[hazy kestrel]

[sleek harness]

I would scratch them and it would get big until it bled

I would eat the blood

[hazy kestrel]

Alrighty

Skaven

[somber stream]

Tomboys

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[hazy kestrel]

You’re going on the time out list for a bit

[sleek harness]

Ehy

I didn't do nothing wrong

[hazy kestrel]

Much better

Fucking hell

[thin wagon]

A razors edge

[sleek harness]

He'll

[green vector]

I think I'll follow suit thammer

[sleek harness]

Don't you already have me ignored?

You mostly ignore me when I call your name

[marsh iris]

tomboys wielding thammer

[shell goblet]

[green vector]

Much more peaceful

[astral basin]

Hmm

[somber stream]

Tan Tomboy wielding Thammer

[astral basin]

Id say tomboys are goated
But im a coward

[visual vortex]

Brown women 🤤

[hazy kestrel]

I do not consent to being wielded like a greatsword

I am very brittle

[visual vortex]

It's not illegal to have a taste

[marsh iris]

tanlines

[tight pine]

Are you sure?

[visual vortex]

Unless the taste is illegal

[hazy kestrel]

I think so

[somber stream]

But of course

[visual vortex]

Great minds think alike

[tight pine]

Uranium

[marsh iris]

butt on course

[visual vortex]

(All of us have not conjured a single good thought)

[hazy kestrel]

Where giantess?

:(

[somber stream]

I’m glad we moved on from the parasites

[marsh iris]

parasites huh

nasty stuff

[visual vortex]

😏

I have a parasite story

[marsh iris]

cant imagine them wiggling in your body

[tight pine]

Yes… nurgle infested the chat for a time there

[hazy kestrel]

Alrighty, I think I’m gonna go before you all get freaky again.

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll spend the rest of my break in silence

[marsh iris]

sowweeee

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[visual vortex]

Nono come back

[visual vortex]

I was kidding

[astral basin]

It is illegal to exist uselessly
Having no social skills tends to make one unapproachable, leading to more lack of social skills

[visual vortex]

Idk i have no social skills and people still approach me

[tender horizon]

I say whatever I want to people and they normally don't mind

[somber stream]

Small talk is tiring

Irl that is

With strangers

[tender horizon]

A lot of people's social skills kinda fucked post COVID tbh

You can get away with more

[tender horizon]

That's why I talk to them about anything else

[somber stream]

“You should talk more”

Well if you give me an actual topic to talk about maybe i will

Idgaf about what jeff in sale department did last friday

[visual vortex]

What did jeff do

[somber stream]

Shagged Hilde in the storage room

[visual vortex]

Jeff bezos

[somber stream]

No wait i might talk about that actually

[lean warren]

Its turned into socialization of what people actually like rather than small talk

[visual vortex]

Gone like an angel's kiss

We'll never learn about jeff

😞 💔 🥀

[sleek harness]

Jeff the Killer?

[lean warren]

Jeff is wanted by the inquisition for smuggling rations to bribe Brunt.

[astral basin]

I get blamed for not caring w a lot of things
Most of the time it’s something i didnt even know they wanted me involved in tbw. Just like. Two lines of previous dialogue

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[lean warren]

“What do you think?”
“Are you listening?”

[sleek harness]

Can I make a apology video

Which I play a

Uh

What was the instrument?

[astral basin]

Oboe

[sleek harness]

Looks like a guitar but it's calmer and it's made out of wood

[astral basin]

Ukelele

?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[astral basin]

The tiny guitar?

[sleek harness]

Where I play ukelele and say sorry for saying my disturbing pass

[sleek harness]

Tiny

[astral basin]

Tiny

[sleek harness]

Timy

Timy the ukelele

[dire kayak]

i love the rain

[formal mortar]

Plant

[sleek harness]

I don't really like the rain

Just when it storms

[astral basin]

They could be a frog

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Paul

[elder merlin]

Raki

[astral basin]

Skull

[sleek harness]

How you doing

[astral basin]

For the skull thro- wait thats heresy

[sleek harness]

Blud thinks he's part of the team

[astral basin]

Nah

Doom posting

[crystal osprey]

buff scab snuiper

[elder merlin]

Downloading music

Looking for new songs

I wish i hadnt lost my old ipod a ways back

Hadnt backed up that list of songs

[crystal osprey]

ill find you a new one

[sleek harness]

What were the songs?

[elder merlin]

Too many to remember

[sleek harness]

I mean genre

[elder merlin]

I've downloaded some of the ones i remember

[sleek harness]

Or was it just rendom

[elder merlin]

Oh who knows

All kinds

Lol

[sleek harness]

Definitely random then

[somber stream]

The entire Blue Stahli Deluxe Edition Album

[elder merlin]

EDM, Techno, Rock, Hard Rock, Scream, Metal, Etc

I got everything on this

Covers

Amvs

Music from games

[sleek harness]

You would be listening to a lofi song while walking and then it would change to a Majora's Mask boss theme

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

Warhammer songs, Pirate shanties

Antiwork songs, Smithing songs

Japanese stuff, Nordic, i had a couple latin songs and whatnot

[sleek harness]

That's a pretty mess of a song complication

[elder merlin]

Like i said

Its all over the place

I could list off some right now if ya want lol

Hmmm?

[hard gorge]

im putting everyone i meet onto Cyberjazz

listen to Solene

[dire kayak]

painted my last grey knight

sadness

[languid hazel]

Blargh!

[elder merlin]

Ask a question and its just crickets

@sleek harness

[elder merlin]

Bork

[languid hazel]

GRRR!!!

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

Oh

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Nah it's fine

Also Paul I am making a spartan build on Helldivers 2

What do you think a spartan would use as a support weapon without backpack

[dire kayak]

mrrp

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[coral raft]

These devs ever gonna add something truly good or we just gonna keep getting rework and new map slop

[dire kayak]

the flag

[hard gorge]

monkeys paw curls, new maps are now DLC locked

[sleek harness]

I would rather die then use the flag

Also I don't have it sadly

[fading otter]

Not asking me but Railgun seems perfect, something a spartan would have plus it basically just performs like the spartan laser

[sleek harness]

It's 110 medals

[coral raft]

Monkey paw what?

[sleek harness]

True

[green vector]

🥀

[sleek harness]

Also I am going against the illuminates

[dire kayak]

wait the spartans from halo is what you meant?

i imagined like

[sleek harness]

And their new faction of enemies

[hard gorge]

get monkey paw'd, nerd

[dire kayak]

greek soldiers

[coral raft]

True IDF soldier at his finest

[green vector]

how tf do you not know what monkey paw curling means

are you alive on the earth rn?

[coral raft]

Know know?

Minor spelling mistake

[green vector]

ty ligma

[little marten]

The monkeys paw curls..

Into a fist.

And smashed the patriarchy 😎

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYY

[jaunty path]

She's lesbian she'll never love you

[coral raft]

What it means

[shell goblet]

YIPPEEEE

WAHHOOO

[dire kayak]

theres a concept called the monkey's paw, where it grants wishes but comes at a cost or spins your wording to work against you

[green vector]

"The Monkey's Paw" is a famous 1902 horror short story by W.W. Jacobs where a mummified paw grants three wishes, but with horrific, ironic consequences that punish those interfering with fate. When a wish is made, the paw moves—often described as twisting or curling a finger—as it turns the desire into a nightmare

[jaunty path]

a short story by WW jacobs Monkeys Paw. The Monkeys paw grants what you ask of it, after it curls it means the wish is granted

[stuck crescent]

Its a short story

[languid hazel]

weff :3

[fading otter]

Oh yeah and Halo 4 has a Railgun that looks almost fuckin identical to Helldivers 2’s version only so much you can do with a railgun but shit is very similar lol

[jaunty path]

In the story, the monkeys paw had a previous user, 2 wishes were already used. after the first wish, he wished to die.

[dire kayak]

meow

[jaunty path]

honestly kind of hard ngl

[languid hazel]

Mrrow :3

[coral raft]

Lame

[hard gorge]

doesnt understand something
brings up jews

[jaunty path]

so that means, if you make a wish

[dire kayak]

what could the first wish have posibly been

[jaunty path]

you will get it

by various means.

[languid hazel]

To get bitches :3

He got a bunch of dogs in heat

[stuck crescent]

That sounds about right

[green vector]

bitch is just female dog

doesnt have to be in heat

btw

🤓

[languid hazel]

K

[stuck crescent]

Nerd

[green vector]

👍

[jaunty path]

krieg hater

why

hate krieg?

[languid hazel]

Krieg is overrated

[hard gorge]

have you met the average krieg fan?

[stuck crescent]

They are boring

[jaunty path]

Isn't steel legion just yellow krieg?

[dire kayak]

if hating krieg is your power, what are you without it?

[jaunty path]

aint the guard just unmasked krieg

[languid hazel]

Steel Legion is also overrated

[hard gorge]

S+++ ragebait, watch the replies

[coral raft]

Shut up IDF soldier

[stuck crescent]

It doesn't work anymore

[jaunty path]

It says idiot in ur bio

[green vector]

so edgy

[dire kayak]

what about scions

[stuck crescent]

It worked when steel legion weren't getting minis

[languid hazel]

They’re not overrated

[dire kayak]

YAAAAYYYYY

[jaunty path]

Steel legion is just yellow krieg.
Steel legion is just yellow krieg.
Steel legion is just yellow krieg.
Steel legion is just yellow krieg.

[dire kayak]

GET OUT OF MY SKINN

[stuck crescent]

👍

[coral raft]

Nah

[hard gorge]

i think the best way to piss off guard fans is to call every regiment a cadia-like

[stuck crescent]

Great krieg subreddit impression @jaunty path

[green vector]

👍

[hard gorge]

Tallarn? Desert cadia
Krieg? Masked cadia
Valhallans? Soviet Cadia

[languid hazel]

James Workshop should hire me for creative consultant so I can make more minis that aren’t space marines

[stuck crescent]

"Krieg should get their own codex"

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna gorge your eyes out with a spoon YOU ARE ON REDDIT.

YOU

[hard gorge]

they should, though

[jaunty path]

ARE ON REDDIT

[dire kayak]

more imperial knights PLEASE ill be your slave

[hard gorge]

GW needs to bring back variety

[stuck crescent]

Was, past tense

[somber stream]

Reddit is useful 90% of the time though

[hard gorge]

I WANT UNIQUE RULES FOR EVERY REGIMENT AND CHAPTER AND TAU EXPANSION SPHERES AND AUXILLARIES AND FORGE WORLDS

[somber stream]

r/mouldyinfuriating

[jaunty path]

I put reddit in a lot of my searches cuz google is ass bruh

[stuck crescent]

No, guardsmen should just have one codex

[green vector]

👎

[somber stream]

You fucking what

[hard gorge]

GIVE US BACK HOMEBREWING RULES, GW

[jaunty path]

:3c

[marsh iris]

reddit packmates 🐺

[dire kayak]

didnt know mold could be infuriating

[south valve]

AI overview be like "yes, the rippergun is the best weapon in darktide. It is best used on psyker"

[languid hazel]

AWOOOOO

[somber stream]

✊🐺

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Fucking ai man

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺 awooo mates

[somber stream]

Ever seen a mould infestation, 3 layers deep within your sofa?

[hard gorge]

nurglemaxxing

[stuck crescent]

Can't say I have, no

[languid hazel]

Tzeentchmaxxing

[dire kayak]

i tzeentchmax all the time

[south valve]

Slaaneshmaxxing 👅 👅 👅 👅 👅

[stuck crescent]

Pls no

[languid hazel]

What did the Tzeentchian beggar say to the guardsman?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[languid hazel]

“Spare change?”

[stuck crescent]

Ooooohhhh

I git it

Cause change

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MoldlyInteresting/comments/1sln065/on_the_inside_of_my_pillow/
Pillow, still

[coral raft]

😭

[jaunty path]

Do you think tau have stronger hips cuz they have hooves

like

[stuck crescent]

Ych a fi

[languid hazel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

they need to have a lot of leg strength right

[stuck crescent]

Depends on the caste

[dire kayak]

god i hope so

[hard gorge]

Shortstack tau gf

(I have to fuck her forehead slit)

[languid hazel]

Your suffering amuses me, mortal :3

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

So they can definitely bear more right

[languid hazel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

I will make a hybrid family

[elder merlin]

Shield

[dire kayak]

i wanna eat some garlic bread

[sleek harness]

Got it

I even have all melee weapons

[stuck crescent]

I'll make some

Sending it now

Is it there yet?

[jaunty path]

What if the imperial fists are just steel legion but bigger

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

would that mean imperial fists are just big yellow krieg

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

i cant wait for the new solar auxilia

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

Do you not speak cat

[green vector]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

YOU'RE ENGLISH

[stuck crescent]

No?

[dire kayak]

the solar auxilia surgeon minis look so cool buT WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE

[stuck crescent]

I speak welsh

[winged cave]

Hi i just started playing again after a while so much has changed is there like a noob chat somewhere 😂

[jaunty path]

Okay you see

imperial fists

are yellow

steel legion are

yellow

so

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[dire kayak]

£70 FOR 3 GUARDSMEN

[green vector]

Wot?

[jaunty path]

can I have your eye spheres.

[stuck crescent]

No, but i have spares

[coral raft]

Why not just 3d print the little things

[languid hazel]

The class chats probably

[jaunty path]

forcibly yanks out the eyes from your holes. sticks them to a picture of imperial fists

imperial fists are

yellow

yes

[winged cave]

Thx

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[coral raft]

🤨

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

i dont have a 3d printer

nor do i have the space for one

[jaunty path]

Bodybags aren't cheap

[coral raft]

Is blud tryna role play😭😭

[jaunty path]

pls stop

[stuck crescent]

Whyd you take my limited edition Ringo star eyes @jaunty path

[jaunty path]

yea

[stuck crescent]

Rude

[coral raft]

Duh buy one make space

[jaunty path]

im gonna

role

ur play.

[jaunty path]

why do u have those

[coral raft]

Go outside

[stuck crescent]

He narrated Thomas the tank engine

Did you know that?

What a guy

What a hero

[languid hazel]

Blue aether and pronouns

[sleek harness]

@fiery wave why you reacting to this

[jaunty path]

did u know weird al married pinkie pie

[languid hazel]

Yeah?

[jaunty path]

piece of shit

shes mine

[stuck crescent]

Who?

[jaunty path]

stfu now

you know who weird al is

[green vector]

is that a porn catagory

[stuck crescent]

I know weird al

[jaunty path]

YOURE NOT SAFE

[hazy kestrel]

What

[jaunty path]

oh

mlp character

[stuck crescent]

Who?

[jaunty path]

pinkie pie

[languid hazel]

Smh kids these days don’t know who pinkie pie is

[jaunty path]

how are you a fully grown man and not know your ponys

[green vector]

stfu

immediately

[jaunty path]

dumbass

[stuck crescent]

Seriously, what am I missing here?

[jaunty path]

Mares

you're missing mares.

https://tenor.com/view/pinkie-pie-pinkie-pie-mlp-mlp-my-little-pony-smile-gif-473976349666667989

[stuck crescent]

Are they a band?

Oh

Ok

That's neat

[jaunty path]

you need to watch mlp...now....

[somber stream]

Bronies scare me to no end

[elder merlin]

[languid hazel]

I’d say watch She-ra but it’s getting removed from Netflix. If it hasn’t already that is

[elder merlin]

I just remember that old video or two making fun of the series

[jaunty path]

"that old video" the akashic records

we get it, trazyn.

[green vector]

id rather blow my shit smooth off than watch mlp

[jaunty path]

You sound like an apple jack fan.

[green vector]

wtf is that

[jaunty path]

sigh

grown ass men not knowing their horses

for shame

[elder merlin]

I guess the series does tackle some big issues, the show just gets dogged on cause a good portion of the fandom is abunch of creepy men

[green vector]

and the fact its a kids show

[languid hazel]

And?

[somber stream]

Its r34 section...

[languid hazel]

Adults can enjoy kids shows

[steep oasis]

Is the hivescum actually worth it anymore now that the never stop shooting thing got removed

[green vector]

🤢

[elder merlin]

I still enjoy alot of the old cartoons i grew up with

[stuck crescent]

No

[somber stream]

You don't see people shit on Adventure time fanbase

[jaunty path]

It still has infinite ammo

[stuck crescent]

What's with scum players being scared of melee

[languid hazel]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

Adventure Time was a certified classic

[jaunty path]

who gives a damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn my goodness youre not allowed to enjoy things the second you get older

[green vector]

no

grow up

[steep oasis]

idk, i just dont wanna spend money on a character that isnt good

[steep oasis]

the reviews suck

[languid hazel]

Hive scum is very good

[stuck crescent]

I liked regular show

[hazy kestrel]

Review bombing was due to AdMech fans being mad it wasn’t AdMech

[jaunty path]

watch bluey.

[hazy kestrel]

Some of us have more self control though.

[somber stream]

That shit is not for kids

[jaunty path]

its goated

[somber stream]

Teen to adult

[jaunty path]

😭

[hazy kestrel]

A certified classic

[somber stream]

Seen the pilot?

[jaunty path]

Honestly

[stuck crescent]

The human zoo?

[jaunty path]

kids shows were on some shit

[fiery wave]

Paper. Also, they sold it on it and not everyone likes the change.

[somber stream]

Billy & Mandy:

[jaunty path]

OH GOD.

[steep oasis]

So i should get the hive scum is what you're telling me then

[somber stream]

The fuck

[stuck crescent]

Just don't get hit

Simple as

[jaunty path]

incredibly op class

[hazy kestrel]

I remember the halcyon days of watching Avatar: The Last Airbender.

[hard gorge]

PEACE AND LOVE

[steep oasis]

in what way?

[fiery wave]

Class is still busted, just run some hyper crit hyper violence rampage melee build.

[steep oasis]

Glass cannon?

[hard gorge]

ALL FANMAIL RECEIEVED WILL BE TOSSED

PEACE AND LOVE, BEATLES FANS

[jaunty path]

no. All cannon.

[stuck crescent]

Hey

[steep oasis]

Sounds good to me, i like the whole double pistol junky type vibe

[stuck crescent]

Hey

Grey name

@steep oasis

I have question

Question for you

[steep oasis]

🐔

[cosmic lynx]

three words at a time

[steep oasis]

spit it out special ed

[south valve]

Pasta with sauce

[jaunty path]

You'll feel week until you get to level 5. when you get to 30. you will be god.

[south valve]

or no sauce?

[green vector]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

he fucking GOT YOUR ASS

DOGGED BY A GREY NAME

[steep oasis]

So like, should i not play on heresy with my friends?

[stuck crescent]

What is your opinion upon the guardsmen regiment "the death korp of krieg"

[jaunty path]

Oh nono go ahead

youll be fine

get the exp

[steep oasis]

I dont really know much of the krieg lore wise so i dont have an opinion

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, heresy is easy

Just like my ex

[hazy kestrel]

Bazinga?

[stuck crescent]

Its really bad

[south valve]

Can confirm

[jaunty path]

dony listen to him

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[jaunty path]

krieg = zoted

[steep oasis]

ill make that decision on my own without your input

[stuck crescent]

You're

[jaunty path]

Don't you know to listen to strangers on the internet

[cosmic lynx]

night haunter is an independent woman that don't need no hater

[sleek harness]

Why you freaks glazing this grey namer

[steep oasis]

40k fans are insufferable, so

[cosmic lynx]

TRUE

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you a 40K fan?

[stuck crescent]

Especially krieg fans

[jaunty path]

He called me insufferable 🥀 I'm gonna cry my fucking eyes out bruh its over

[steep oasis]

one person complimented my comeback to the guy, why are you such a moron

[green vector]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[jaunty path]

Foolish Skaven

[green vector]

this guy is fucking goated

[jaunty path]

hes a dumbass

[steep oasis]

gotta get back on this!

[hazy kestrel]

Why are Grey name’s all unnecessarily rude? Lmfao

[steep oasis]

so long!

[jaunty path]

😭

[steep oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-baby-cry-gif-13060743193639102619

[jaunty path]

noooo

[cosmic lynx]

so long gay bowser

[stuck crescent]

Because

[jaunty path]

what did they do

[dire kayak]

what happened

[jaunty path]

lmao

[green vector]

this motherfucker is hilarious

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know lol

[sleek harness]

What guy

[jaunty path]

yall scared off the funniest person here

[hazy kestrel]

They’re just throwing shade at bystanders lmfao

[jaunty path]

fuck yall bruh

[green vector]

absolutely based

[stuck crescent]

I make pasta now

[steep oasis]

Its giving, ultrakill community

[jaunty path]

and its funi

[somber stream]

Don't bully Greynames wtf

[hazy kestrel]

Bully Greynames

They’re rude

[stuck crescent]

Grey names aren't people

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes

[dire kayak]

what is happening

[sleek harness]

Racism

[sleek harness]

Idk

[somber stream]

Some serious Greycism is at work here

[sleek harness]

They are glazing a grey namer or something

[steep oasis]

Lmao i love the game but you guys do not seem like a fun lot at all lol

[stuck crescent]

K

[steep oasis]

but i appreciate the help on hivescum i was really stuck on that

[hazy kestrel]

Did somebody say something?

Sounds like an echo in here

[south valve]

we should bully everyone equally

[hazy kestrel]

Weird

[steep oasis]

wasnt sure to go with that or robocop with a dog

[tawdry edge]

Is this your first time at discord

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Also painted

Fuck you

[south valve]

Fuck you, skaven

[jaunty path]

robocop aka hitler cop is

very op.

[green vector]

come back in a few hours when politics chat starts

[stuck crescent]

Very

[jaunty path]

question

[green vector]

its bussin