general-chat

[muted warren]

so you just want to deal with tyranids

[quaint moss]

close enough

[muted warren]

my thought was mainly Orks or other chaos factions.

[night grotto]

I've spent so long playing as the Psyker, I want to fight a psychic threat.

Just so I know what it feels like for the enemies.

[muted warren]

i was thinking Tzeench, Khorne or Orks.

[marsh iris]

renegade titan

[delicate vapor]

debuffs psykers damage by 80%

[muted warren]

Tzeench would be your option then.

[delicate vapor]

[muted warren]

Slaanesh would prolly get their own 18+ game ;-;

at least on the game age rating scale

[quaint moss]

nah, prob like m

noise marines or something

[marsh iris]

slaanesh cultist point and click adventure

[muted warren]

NO ;-;

[muted warren]

we havent even dealt with plague marines yet ;-;

[trail bramble]

No sm ever in darktide

likely no s&m either lol

[quaint moss]

deathguard, our 'not so' friendly tanks

[muted warren]

yeah that makes sense

the Chaos Spawn would be considered fodder by space marines.

[quaint moss]

mighthaps

[delicate vapor]

Space marine NPC is alright, playable no ofc

[marsh iris]

chaos spawn was a majoris threat to a primaris yea?

[muted warren]

no to space marines the Chaos Spawn we fight would be fodder.

[delicate vapor]

yea

[muted warren]

i believe so.

[delicate vapor]

we first borns out here tho

[trail bramble]

depends on if the space marine is named

[marsh iris]

we are jailbroken

[muted warren]

still though Chaos Spawn are basically fodder to space marines

[quaint moss]

spacemarines arnt immortal ||well most of them|| i could imagine newbie marine being mercd

[muted warren]

yeah but stille

Plague Ogryns would definitely be a threat

a regular ogryn can already crush a space marines head barehanded

[delicate vapor]

freshly out of the 10th company yeah ig

[trail bramble]

rejects can beat burgles which wipe sm squads on the regular

gameplay comes first

[muted warren]

you mean the beasts?

[quaint moss]

mr

[quaint moss]

yar

[twin flower]

beast of nurgle = burgle

[thick coyote]

He'd get 1 shot anyways

[quaint moss]

commisar vs spacemarine
sometimes an almost fair fight
now get the 4 crack heads with inquisition funding

[delicate vapor]

Space wolves at some slight mention of the inquisition

[trail bramble]

stealth zealot with thunder hammer seeing a death guard:

[quaint moss]

based drunks

[muted warren]

dont be disrespecting the little robot guy from grounded like dat >:[

[south valve]

Mortarion watching as his entire legion gets massacred by 3 homeless people and a rock throwing ogryn

[twin flower]

wuh

[quaint moss]

a rock, its a friendly one!

[south valve]

Rock! ROCK!

[shell berry]

I got a big rock

[trail bramble]

EXTRA RASHUNS TODAY, SAH!

[muted warren]

i lost me pet rock sah

[quaint moss]

am eepy

[rose willow]

OH NO. LOST ME OTHER ROCK

[dire kayak]

i ate it

[tawdry edge]

Spit it back

[marsh iris]

munching on peanut crackers

nom

[sour kelp]

any idea what could be and when could be the new class? .)

[jaunty path]

April 67th

[sour kelp]

so this month, nice xD

[tacit geode]

Probably announced at skulls in may

[sour kelp]

ty

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Good banner

Why is a space marine titan ur pfp

[tawdry edge]

Thats Mephiston

[little marten]

He’s from cats right?

[tawdry edge]

I made it yesterday in like 1 minute

[tawdry edge]

I am going to kill you.

[jaunty path]

Only cringe thing about is red ultra marines

[thick coyote]

Gunlugger

[jaunty path]

Why is ur twitch pfp that. Thing.

[thick coyote]

July

[tawdry edge]

There will be lead on your bloodstream after I'm done with you.

[delicate vapor]

not allowed

[tawdry edge]

Been years since I went on twitch can you send me a screenshot of what it isp

[jaunty path]

Death threats because im true

[tawdry edge]

Elios can you paypal me 10 bucks

[delicate vapor]

why 10

[tawdry edge]

Thats enough for maybe like 1 cool game

I always forget how to convert currencies

[delicate vapor]

[stuck wasp]

Depend on the story, Chaos Spawns aren't quite standard tbh

[muted warren]

what about the ones we fight in darktide.

i would assuem those owuld be fodder.

[tawdry edge]

I am correct 10usd is enough for a cool gaem

I am so smart

[delicate vapor]

$10 be found outside on the streets in 2 minutes

[tawdry edge]

Yeah
Chaos spawns can change in size, atitude and physical appearance and traits
So can daemons. The ones we see in tabletops is usually fixed "characters" to be made models

Daemons can be very different in nature

[muted warren]

yeah i know.

[somber stream]

So the limit is 2 and a half roll of Gimbap

[timber elk]

I’m a daemon :3

[delicate vapor]

2

[stuck wasp]

Tbh, our characters have chances against any isolated targets, but not in the way we face them here.
So depend on the situation

[muted warren]

iirc werent the Chaos Spawn in Darktide also made from an overly mutated mutant? or at least that contributed to it?

[tawdry edge]

By lore standards rejects could defeat a lone space marine but if theres more than one its joevwe

[timber elk]

starts making butter noodles

[stuck wasp]

Lesser Deamons are somewhat more "standard", though there are oft some rarer kind that are in their same ranks

[muted warren]

depends. is there ogryn.

[twin flower]

dont you mean gameplay standards

👀

[timber elk]

WHO WANTE BUTTER NOODLES!?🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️

[potent sage]

a space marine boss fight would be cool

[stuck wasp]

Do you mean the thing in the Wrath and Glory supplement ?

[twin flower]

Gib

[timber elk]

slides a huge bowl of Parmesan buttered noodles towards him

[tawdry edge]

Ogryns are stronger than marines but not smarter
But its because space marines work better in teams
One marine is scary but not invincible, once two or more is together you might as well pray for artillery

[tawdry edge]

We woukd have to fight plague marines which are another rank by themselves

[potent sage]

i agree with this notion because im a fucking MONSTER at space marine 2 campaign

[stuck wasp]

Not more than adding quite a lot of different boss they could do.
Heralds, Plague Toads, Jotun Grade Servitors, Sentinels...

[twin flower]

🍜 nom

[timber elk]

I mean we have plasma guns and bolters.

[tawdry edge]

Yes but the marines aren't charging blindly into the battle, they will plan and use tactics to avoid direct confrontation if necessary

[muted warren]

a smart ogryn is a scary one.

[twin flower]

heh

[muted warren]

i mean the ones we encounter in game.

[timber elk]

Than we send the humble zealot into the fray as a distraction

[tawdry edge]

The smartest ogryn in lore knew how to count to three
The ones we have in dt are like special mutant ogryns

[muted warren]

the most terrifying thing to think about: is an actually genuinely smart ogryn (which would be average human IQ.)

[tawdry edge]

True but it just depends if the marines are newbie battle brothers or vets

[twin flower]

Isnt that what the Bonehead implants are

[stuck wasp]

Well, there are similarities between the Ragers, Mutants and Chaos Spawns, if that's what you mean (Green vials and tubings)

[timber elk]

To be honest everyone seems to universally agree the darktide orgyns should be the new standard intelligence

[stuck wasp]

They were already

Ogryn aren't brain dead, they're mostly just not taught stuff

[muted warren]

yeah. the Chaos Spawn look like an overly mutated mutant

[tawdry edge]

Thats like every chaos spawn ever tbh

[marsh iris]

everyone in 40k universe should take the 'O' Levels

[muted warren]

huh. makes sense.

[marsh iris]

Ogryn levels

[timber elk]

Yeah but most of the lore before darktide came made them look like baby’s

Conscripted baby’s

[twin flower]

Heh, you should see the Solar Auxilia Ogryns

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

They can be either an combination of multiple humans into a failed ritual/successful ritual in making a chaos spawn or just a strong follower who couldnt handle the blessings/curses and turned chaos spawn
They arent exactly mutated upon but it would make sense either way

[timber elk]

Even than the only sort of crazy thing GW ever did with orgyns was during 30k we had pysker orgyns

[stuck wasp]

Old lore yes, not so old lore, not quite as much.
For example Cassia in Prophet of Mork, and another novel

Psyker Ogryn aren't in 30k

[timber elk]

They aren’t?

[stuck wasp]

Only in some 40k novels and Necromunda

[twin flower]

Its in Munda I think

[timber elk]

Huh

[twin flower]

And its a fem ogryn apparently

[stuck wasp]

Awakened Ogryns

For Necromunda

[timber elk]

That’s another thing

[twin flower]

the named one I know anyway

[tawdry edge]

There was a single psyker ofryn

[muted warren]

so its pretty much random 😐

[outer helm]

Impossible

[timber elk]

GW refuses to release female orgyn models

They only mention them in books

[stuck wasp]

There are also some smart Ogryn that aren't Awakened on Necromunda, one was a Spartacus reference, and we have that Abyssal Ferryman too

[muted warren]

i wanna see either Khorne, Tzeench or Orks in darktide.

[tawdry edge]

Basically yes
They can take many forms and can be made from a variety of reasons- them being mutated is just up to the writer lol

[stuck wasp]

Ferryogryn ?

[sleek harness]

Because they are rare and too valuable to go to war

[muted warren]

if we got orks though, pretty much every single enemy we fight would be a monstrosity level though.

[twin flower]

I thought Ferrymen was the gang it was in

That one Ogryn with the Billhook

[stuck wasp]

Nope, they get used by the IG too

[timber elk]

That still doesn’t mean they don’t deserve to have a model

[sleek harness]

Who

[sleek harness]

Perhaps

[stuck wasp]

It's just that GW never made arts of them

[wooden creek]

T.H.R.U.G 12 and Breaker Brass are smart ogryns, though both became smart as a result of other things rather than being "naturally" smart

[tawdry edge]

Ork Boyz would be the average ork enemy
Nobs is where the elites start to show up and could take down groups of space marines

There would also be the gretchins and the other small ork type i forgot the name of

[stuck wasp]

No name but in The Beguilling (Caphias Cain)

[muted warren]

well then pretty much every enemy would be Speicalist/Elite off the bat and anything higher than a certain level would need a new classification other than monstrosity.

[potent sage]

serf mfs when there's straightlace io sticks and synthahol at the function

[tawdry edge]

What is the other type of small orks that are like the gretchins?

[wooden creek]

Snotlings?

[sleek harness]

Orks but small

Literally

[tawdry edge]

Well it depends, guard regiments can indeed fight off ork waaghs without the necessary help of space marines. It purely depends on the size and momentum of the waagh

Regular guard can take down ork boyz, especially our rejects

Nobs are a bit of a problem but is doable

[muted warren]

yeah true. if we got Khorne then Zealots would be having a bloodbath.

[tawdry edge]

Yes, thank you

[stuck wasp]

Orks deserve their own game,.
Other Chaos Cults would mesh quite well in Darktide.
But 1st add Plaguebearer to round up the Dregs

[tawdry edge]

Khorne would be interesting to see since he might be able to corrupt the zealot

Which is funny

Since she's already a bit... heretical

With the BLOOD FOR THE GOD EMPEROR

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[muted warren]

yeah true.

[stuck wasp]

Player character being corrupted wouldn't work for gameplay.
Otherwise all our character would already be plagued and transformed into a Poxwalker

[muted warren]

if we got Tzeench then that would mean Psykers could actually be challenged.

[twin flower]

imagine seeing your char in missions lmao

turned of course

[sleek harness]

PvP gamemode

Like in Vermintide 2

[stuck wasp]

No thank you

[sleek harness]

Why not

[twin flower]

werent you just playing as the specials in that one, like l4d's pvp

[sleek harness]

Don't you want to feel like a pox buster?

[twin flower]

or versus mode I mean

[tawdry edge]

I mean in lore not gameplay

[stuck wasp]

Also VT2's Versus doesn't pit you against Corrupted/equals of the U5

[floral ermine]

didnt versus die on day 1

[stuck wasp]

Cause I despise shoehorned PvP and it is already quite dead

[sleek harness]

No?

[tawdry edge]

Sorcerer enemies that counter psykers sounds interesting

[floral ermine]

havent seen a single person praising versus

[stuck wasp]

Nah, otherwise same can be said about Mortis and Expedition, and neither are truly dead

[low wharf]

Imagine playing as a sniper

[twin flower]

if we ever got one

[muted warren]

Tzeench would be theo nly one to pose a genuine threat to Psykers. without it being that one random guy with soundproof shoes and a club imbued with the power of khorne himself.

[sleek harness]

Cyber I have a question for you

How many people have you seem praising a game in this year

[floral ermine]

a lot

[low wharf]

Versus was okay, but lobby balancing sucked

[floral ermine]

im surrounded by enjoyers

[sleek harness]

How much

In numbers

[floral ermine]

tree fiddy

[crystal osprey]

This game DOESNT suck

[sleek harness]

It used to suck

[twin flower]

occasional performance issues suck

[crystal osprey]

Why do you say this.

[tawdry edge]

Everyone can pose to be a genuine threat to psykers, especially themselves
Even sanctioned psykers can be taken by the Warp if they don't watch out
What Tzeentch could represent is a good natural counter for them just as anti-psychic fields or even sorcerers who can also cast back their spells

[twin flower]

which is prone to DT lez be honest lmao

[somber stream]

It sucked hard at launch, yeah

[sleek harness]

Because I am part of the community since it sucked

[somber stream]

Dev had to revamp the entire system

[timber elk]

I can also say this even when the game didn’t suck

[somber stream]

And issue free Aquilas for "loyal players"

[timber elk]

Game sucks

[muted warren]

the only other Xenos i cna think of is Tyranids (then again, prolly not) and there's like 1 other i needa remember rq

[timber elk]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Imagine gambling for stats and modifiers

[muted warren]

ik. and yeah.

[timber elk]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

FUCK

You

[tawdry edge]

Tyranids are good because they can cut psykers connections to the warp making it impossible for them to use their powers and for astropaths to send in messages across the galaxy

[somber stream]

No thanks

[timber elk]

No

[somber stream]

But im flattered

[timber elk]

I mean as it loyal players

The loyal players would be used as doormats

[somber stream]

Oh lol, PC players get the Moebian 21st fit. Consoles get 14k Aquilas

[sleek harness]

You aren't part of the OGs

[twin flower]

huh

was the fit comparable to that 14k aquilas

[stuck wasp]

Certain Khornate deamons are also able to do so

[timber elk]

Your right. I’m apart of the wave that introduced the skill trees

[somber stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no

[tawdry edge]

Hell fucking no

Its hideous

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[stuck wasp]

And mortals if they have a Collar of Khorne

[sleek harness]

That's when the game was good

[timber elk]

Still sucks tho

[stuck wasp]

Paid deal by Microsoft

[twin flower]

why the different rewards for people playing on diff platform tho lmao

[sleek harness]

Opinion

[tawdry edge]

Daemons are already pretty much a counter to psykers because theyre purely made from warp energy

[timber elk]

Look at the path of redemption update and tell me that wasn’t the buggiest fucking update with error code 2014

[somber stream]

I was part of the Beta testing crowd, but the game was so ass that i didn't buy, it's only 1 day after they gave out the reward that i did

[stuck wasp]

No, Psyker are counter to Deamons, not the other way around

[sleek harness]

We are not considering bugs here

[muted warren]

true.

[sleek harness]

Every update has a load of bugs

[crystal osprey]

I want 5 million Aquilas

[timber elk]

Yeah but the path of redemption update was atrocious

Also btw

Where are my vermintide tattoos?

[timber elk]

I own vermintide 2 and still don’t have my tattoos

[sleek harness]

I ain't tattooing you

[tawdry edge]

Can I tattoo you

[thick coyote]

Get Microsofted lol

[little marten]

Kinda respect you guys for calling updates by their names

[sleek harness]

You are definitely using a knife

No thanks

[tawdry edge]

You guys dont get tattoos with knifes...?

[timber elk]

Because I’m from a community called destiny 2 that called updates by their dog shit number system

[stuck wasp]

Steam exclusive, cause the game isn't able to check if you own the other on Microsoft

[timber elk]

I hated it

[sleek harness]

There's the train update, the havoc update, the dead gamemode update, the second gamemode update

The ogryn update

[timber elk]

:[

[sleek harness]

The class update 2.0

[cobalt lichen]

where photo mode update?

[somber stream]

Operation health when

[muted warren]

would we ever get Squats?

[timber elk]

This isn’t capcom with their stylish cameras wolf.

[tacit geode]

No too short

[muted warren]

awwww

[cobalt lichen]

fuck

How can I steal modelling knowledge now?

[timber elk]

As much as I love pretending to be a photographer in capcoms games. Fatshark would probably butcher the damn thing

[sleek harness]

If Capcom made Darktide we would definitely have a lot of different category of materials

[wooden creek]

Maybe

[cobalt lichen]

and jiggle physics

[timber elk]

Jojo bizarre adventure Orgyn poses

[somber stream]

Resident evil x 40k crossover

[timber elk]

GINYU SQUAD

the lobby’s would be crazy

[cobalt lichen]

I use photo model to snoop in on how models are made.

Borderlands 4 has one now so I’ve been doing extensive research on how explosions work

[timber elk]

With photographing events

[cobalt lichen]

Resident Heresy

[wooden creek]

Squats are probably tall enough, but we haven't heard anything about them in the game's lore

[timber elk]

Could you imagine the lobby’s of darktide have photoing events?

Everyone taking pictures and posing

[wooden creek]

Granted, we had no idea there were people living out in the wastes apparently, so who knows what we'll find

[sleek harness]

Leon would definitely die in the first horde call of a damnation difficultly

[somber stream]

Nuh uh

parry

[sleek harness]

Leon ain't that tuff

[tacit geode]

Launch, The signal, Blessings of the Omnissiah, Garbs and pennances, Rejects united, Into the Maelstrom, Patch 13 Class Overhall, Traitors curse part 1, Traitors curse part 2, Path of redemption, Secrets of the machine god, Unlocked and loaded, Grim Protocols, Nightmares and Visions, Battle for teritum, Bound by Duty, No man's land, Beyond the hive

[somber stream]

Leon? The Leon "Parry a truck" Kennedy?

[tacit geode]

This is my useless roman empire.

[somber stream]

Someone's passionate

[sleek harness]

I wonder how long V1 would take to solo the war on Atoma

[timber elk]

Unlocked and loaded was the best update

Path of redemption was dogshit because of error code 2014

[tacit geode]

Unlocked and loaded literally doubled/tripled the average player count hahaha

[delicate vapor]

thinkin about.. making a virus that kills off 99.99% of humanity

[trail bramble]

hey that'd include me

[sleek harness]

Why 99.99%

[dire kayak]

im so green

[trail bramble]

that wouldn't be cool

[timber elk]

Not me

[sleek harness]

Boober

[delicate vapor]

so I can play with the 1%

[timber elk]

I would stay in my house

[trail bramble]

You are the greenest person ever!

[timber elk]

That’s not how that works

What if you killed the top 1% of darktides players

[delicate vapor]

the world kept spinning

[sleek harness]

He did said play and not play Darktide

So it could be any game

[timber elk]

Fair

But I’m just saying

He could accidentally kill off a entire community of a game

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

That he really likes and now has nobody to play with

[sleek harness]

The 1% Lamb

[timber elk]

Yeah I’m the top 1% of lambs. 😎

[sleek harness]

The 1%, Lamb

Also fuck you

[timber elk]

[trail bramble]

"I'm in the top 1% of succulent meat animals"
I'm getting me mint sauce

[sleek harness]

The top 1% furry

[timber elk]

I’m not a furry >:[

I just really like this art of the lamb

[sleek harness]

Anthropomorphic animals are furries

You like anthropomorphic animals

[timber elk]

That’s like me calling you a furry because you like skaven

[sleek harness]

That's not the same

[timber elk]

Yes it it

[sleek harness]

Skavens aren't anthropomorphic

They don't look cursed humans

[timber elk]

THEY

and I’m not cursed human

And technically speaking

[sleek harness]

You look like

[timber elk]

yeah?

[sleek harness]

Cursed human

[timber elk]

No I don’t

I am lamb

[sleek harness]

Yes you do

[timber elk]

Your a cursed human

[sleek harness]

You are anthropomorphic lamb

No

[timber elk]

Your a anthropomorphic rat

[sleek harness]

I am a skaven

That's different

Obviously

[timber elk]

No

Your a a rat walking on two feet

That can crawl on four

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[timber elk]

That has the intelligence of a burnt zucchini

[sleek harness]

That's doesn't make me anthropomorphic

[timber elk]

Yes it does

[sleek harness]

Humans walks on only 2 legs

You walk on 2 legs only

[timber elk]

And you walk on two legs

[sleek harness]

And 4

[timber elk]

And so do you

#general-chat message

[sleek harness]

Doesn't make me a furry

[timber elk]

Fuck

Oh but mine does?

[patent grove]

Furtide

[twin flower]

Watching Invincible latest ep

-# 🍿

[trail bramble]

Wrath of the lamb is indeed a furry ip

[timber elk]

:[

[sleek harness]

Cult of the Lamb RP Roblox

[timber elk]

Ew

I hate Roblox

Anyway

Let’s discus something else

[crystal osprey]

please sned me 15k aquilas so i can buy clothes

[timber elk]

…….no

[crystal osprey]

i do not have clothes

let me out of thius prison garb

[timber elk]

Than go steal something

We are literally apart of a warband

A inquisitors warband might I add

[delicate vapor]

watched it too and woah

[somber stream]

The dead can't say no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[timber elk]

I like the new tech jacket

She’s cool

And not a weirdo like the comic one

Who….cheats on his girlfriend with a giant cockroach lady

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

…….yeah no I like the new tech jacket

Also Bruce Campbell is in the show

He voice acts satan which is ironic given his iconic role as ash Williams

[somber stream]

Recent Driver update bricked a bunch of RTX 5060Ti

One of these day i swear

[timber elk]

Would you like some buttered noodles?

[low wharf]

Tbf you never update drivers on release

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

We need to double the amount of hamsters

[timber elk]

What was that old hamster movie called where they were spy’s?

[somber stream]

G-force

[timber elk]

YEAH CALL IN THE G-FORCE

[marsh iris]

g-spot

[somber stream]

Fucker

[timber elk]

Son of a bitch

[marsh iris]

i get it gamespot is trash

[twin dirge]

I was forced to play overwatch for like 4 hours straight

I almost died

How's darktide going

[wooden creek]

Sandy ruins

[timber elk]

gets obliterated by a swarm of bursters

[twin dirge]

Sounds about right

[sleek harness]

Aki

[timber elk]

the next guy gets his spine crushed by a crusher

[twin dirge]

Yes rat

[sleek harness]

Want to know a funny fact

[twin dirge]

Yes rat

[sleek harness]

That's was my pfp 7 years ago

[trail bramble]

did you goon to any of the tall ladies

[twin dirge]

Based

You have good taste

[sleek harness]

No

[twin dirge]

Yes

All of them

[sleek harness]

This pfp fucking sucks

That's why I changed it

You will probably do

[twin dirge]

Skill issue

I mean I change my pfp a lot

[sleek harness]

It's just a matter of time

[twin dirge]

That's a given regardless of how good it is

[sleek harness]

I also used to go by as "Corvo com Faca"

Crow with Knife

[twin dirge]

[somber stream]

Don't change yourself for anybody

Unless you're a league player

[dire kayak]

what if you quit drinking

that wasnt directed at anyone im just shitposting

[marsh iris]

havoc

[somber stream]

Encouragement and support from your loved ones help a ton in this endeavour. Though if you currently don't have any, do it for your future self's sake

"Man I'm proud of the me that decided to stick with the plan 5 years ago"

[twin dirge]

Also alcohol is gross

[hazy kestrel]

My cousin is addicted to league. :(

It’s so over for him.

[somber stream]

Take him behind the shed 😔

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[sleek harness]

Should have told me that 7 years ago

You are quite late for that

German guy

[somber stream]

Is this a flashback segment

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[somber stream]

"It all happened 7 years ago"

🚬

[hazy kestrel]

FLASHBACK TIME!

[muted warren]

what if we got Scabs with Recon Lasguns 😐

[marsh iris]

covid happened

[hazy kestrel]

Technically we have that

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

But we also don’t

[sleek harness]

It was in 2020

[hazy kestrel]

Because they use Hellguns

Which are just harder hitting recon lasguns with a big power pack

[marsh iris]

[muted warren]

they would just be regular Scabs that probably move faster and have a larger burst (in terms of shots fired)

[somber stream]

It's okay to vent sometimes Skaven

We Tide our Dark here

[sleek harness]

Vent about what

I am fine

[marsh iris]

ventilate heretics

[muted warren]

double barrel shotgunner 😮

that would be an awkward one 😐

[hazy kestrel]

Dread it, run from it, your trauma flashbacks arrive all the same.

Or at least they do for me.

[muted warren]

just a shotgunner with double the strength in a single shot.

[marsh iris]

hello trauma my old friend

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s not too bad nowadays

[sleek harness]

I don't have PTSD

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have STSD?

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Secondary trauma is similar

[sleek harness]

I am fine

I don't have any traumas

Just issues from the past

[hazy kestrel]

Are you sure

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

That’s technically trauma

Doesn’t have to be physical or emotional

[marsh iris]

nah come on, its his business

[hazy kestrel]

Just stuff you haven’t gotten past for years

I know

Just trying to help a pal.

[sleek harness]

Should have added had

[hazy kestrel]

:(

Okay :)

[dire kayak]

its okay

we'll get through this

[sleek harness]

We, are going to kill your cousin

In a friendly way

[low wharf]

Atleast its not overwatch

[sleek harness]

Since you are friends with us

[fossil oasis]

League is worse than Overwatch tbh

The classic Incel™ game

[sleek harness]

Why you added ™ to incel

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Chase

Long time no conversation. :(

[somber stream]

Incel™ inside

[thick coyote]

Hard disagree

[sleek harness]

Higui

[thick coyote]

[lilac crag]

comparing shit to shit

we call this a difficulty tweak

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

[sleek harness]

Trash vs garbage

[thick coyote]

I actually have fun telling people to kill themselves on League

In game of course

[sleek harness]

You aren't part of the family anymore

[hazy kestrel]

You play League? My condolences

[lilac crag]

there is no joy to be had in league

there is no defense to be had if you play league

there is vitriol and spite

[thick coyote]

You say that but here I am

[lilac crag]

now

i dont want to be mean

but you do not strike me as a joyous fellow

[thin wagon]

Do it. Be mean

[jaunty path]

People may not understand this. Once I started eating poop, my life changed. My heart pain stopped, my chronic scoliosis disappeared, My cancer is gone.

Poop has changed my life for the better and I want to spread that truth to everyone. Eat your poop today.

[sleek harness]

So not jolly

[thin wagon]

Not jovial in the slightest

[lilac crag]

one would even say

grinchy

[sleek harness]

That's cringe as hell

Never make up a word ever again

[lilac crag]

but its catchy

shut up

[hazy kestrel]

Nah, Skaven is right

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[lilac crag]

you all just hate christmas

[sleek harness]

I like Grinch

[dire kayak]

truthhh

[thin wagon]

Hmmm like a certain character

[whole slate]

got all mods working, installed it manually

[sleek harness]

Just don't feel grinchy

[lilac crag]

thank you scarlett

[whole slate]

and updated the .bat

finally i can play with 140 fov

[lilac crag]

a type of behavior even

[whole slate]

cheers

[lilac crag]

nice

[sleek harness]

Should we make fun of you or like

Praise you

[thin wagon]

I play off of vibes and anxiety. We are not the same

[lilac crag]

we need to make fun of skaven

[sleek harness]

For having more FOV and making your game look weird

[sleek harness]

Nah

I can't be the laughing stock

I am the one who makes people the laughing stock

[lilac crag]

the, no. a, yes

[thin wagon]

Who would know better to make one a laughing stock than a laughing stock himself?

[sleek harness]

I am a one who makes people a laughing stock

[lilac crag]

socrates................................... youre so right

[sleek harness]

Righty

[thin wagon]

Lefty

[sleek harness]

I am so dead

[lilac crag]

stomping on you

[sleek harness]

That's funny

What I am Alexander, wrongy?

[lilac crag]

going to use bugspray all over your cereals

you are brainhardy

[thin wagon]

If there is a laughing stock is there a laughing barrel? Can I assemble the whole laughing gun?

[sleek harness]

Brain hard

[lilac crag]

trvke

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[sleek harness]

Tryle

[thick coyote]

[lilac crag]

wrong typo

stupid

cant even make fun of me right

[sleek harness]

No it's right

[lilac crag]

it is not

[sleek harness]

Because you can't prove what was edited

[jaunty path]

whyd no one respond to my poop essay

[lilac crag]

its in my head

[jaunty path]

:(

[sleek harness]

Because fuck you

[lilac crag]

sorry missus

[thick coyote]

Because toilet humor isn't funny

[jaunty path]

you betrayed me alex...

[sleek harness]

I don't like poop

[thick coyote]

[jaunty path]

No it is.

Dumbass.

[thick coyote]

Ok Beavis and Butt-Head

[jaunty path]

If I laugh at it is obviously is

dumbass

[lilac crag]

i was going to say it inspired me to go to the bathroom but sk*ven had to inconvenience me

[outer helm]

Because that poop is a rock of Cadia

[jaunty path]

hehameha

[sleek harness]

Missus remember when you used to like the Coffin Game

Good times right?

[thin wagon]

Only if in poor-celaine taste

[lilac crag]

used?

[jaunty path]

used to?

I love it

[lilac crag]

good one missus

[sleek harness]

You don't express about it anymore

Was I one of the reasons why

[lilac crag]

depends on your employment

[jaunty path]

wha no I just didnt feel like talkin about it

no matter how employed I get in the future I will ALWAYS talk about pointless bullshit

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[thin wagon]

Preach

[thick coyote]

Shut

[lilac crag]

that was for skaven

youre ok missus

[thick coyote]

You know

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-beavis-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e9-lol-gif-8113691930588531103

[thick coyote]

I can't even make fun of that

[thin wagon]

[thick coyote]

Because an acquaintance of mine actually mimicked the coffin of whatever art style

[lilac crag]

splendid

[jaunty path]

weakling

[sleek harness]

Thank you for worrying about my employment

The truth is, I have a job

[lilac crag]

someone has to...

[sleek harness]

Which is pretty rare in theses trying times I know

[lilac crag]

arent you british

[sleek harness]

Perhaps it's jealousy you have

[sleek harness]

No I am Brazilian

[lilac crag]

thats not right

[sleek harness]

Why not

[lilac crag]

you dont know geography...

[sleek harness]

I know geography

[lilac crag]

im pretty sure youre british

[patent grove]

From Brazil or in Brazil

[sleek harness]

Both

[lilac crag]

hes not !!!

this gits a brit

[sleek harness]

I am

Brazilian

[lilac crag]

i will destroy you

[sleek harness]

No

[patent grove]

A Brazilian in Brazil!

Blanka is from Brazil

[thick coyote]

Yeah

He's uh

Very average Brazilian

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[sleek harness]

I am a Brazilian in a brazilian city in a brazilian state in Brazil that speaks Brazilian-Portuguese

[patent grove]

My favorite movie is called Brazil

[hazy kestrel]

I leave for a second and immediately Missus takes pot shots at me

[sleek harness]

Stfu

I am the best

[thick coyote]

You don't even know how to double jump

[sleek harness]

We don't double jump

That's a skill only used by the Japaneses

[patent grove]

And Samus Aran

[dire kayak]

tgirls can double jump and climb walls

[sleek harness]

T what

[patent grove]

Tiger or trans?

[dire kayak]

transgirls

[sleek harness]

I think she means trans

Why can them double jump, Boober

[thick coyote]

It's just the way it is

[whole slate]

I was kidding bro, 120 fov is where it is

also cheers

just cracked my 5th beer

gonna take a walk w my cats

[sleek harness]

Weird

But that's more common

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t trip while walking your cats, possibly drunk person.

[whole slate]

Nah I dont get drunk, yet. Im Swedish

[thick coyote]

This jit cracks beers

[patent grove]

!!

[whole slate]

It aint even much fr

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, a giant

[whole slate]

Possibly

[patent grove]

Do Swedish not get drunk

[whole slate]

im just 6'3 n 130kg and I feel small here in Sweden

So idk

[whole slate]

Not from 5 beers xD

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, you’re a giant

[whole slate]

also 0.5L beers

[hazy kestrel]

How’s the weather up there?

[sleek harness]

How tall are you personamen

That's like

Short

[whole slate]

It's been great for the last couple weeks. Sunny and pretty warm, but today its been raining and gray. Its like 5*

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a shorty

5’4”

[sleek harness]

That's what I thought

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[whole slate]

oh

[sleek harness]

Goober is almost your size

[whole slate]

and i feel small here in Sweden, whenever i travel outside of EU i feel like gigant

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamn giants over in Sweden.

I should take a trip over there

[patent grove]

Finally getting warm here, finally. Wintwr was stupid this year

[whole slate]

my wife is 6"

[sleek harness]

Try to not get jealous

[whole slate]

and shes not even considered tall here

[patent grove]

6 inches!

[whole slate]

6 fiiit

[hazy kestrel]

Why would I be jealous? I can get uppies from a giantess over there. Or carried like a sack of potatoes.

What’s not to love?

[hollow hornet]

i think in most of eu average is around 1.80

[shell goblet]

good morning warhammerers

[whole slate]

Yep, my mother is 182

[hazy kestrel]

What’s this in Freedom Units

[whole slate]

all of my friends are like 180 something

[sleek harness]

Why the hell would you ask strangers for uppies

[patent grove]

Gm

[jaunty path]

I havent slept and I want rum

[hazy kestrel]

It’s their duty as a tall person, to help the vertically challenged, or something.

[whole slate]

Same, i woke up 2am its 420 pm rn

I did all my meetings and went and got beer

[hollow hornet]

5'11 i guess

[shell goblet]

vibes i think ✨✨

[whole slate]

also got my sublocade injection today so i feel nice

[hollow hornet]

dont know how to calculate in ft

[sleek harness]

By the way random Skaven fact, I am around 6.7 to 6.9ft

[whole slate]

holy shit

[whole slate]

Ur norwegian?

[sleek harness]

No

[shell goblet]

will,,,, will rum help ??

[sleek harness]

I am Brazilian

[whole slate]

The fuck,

[hazy kestrel]

Damn giant

[whole slate]

bro a giant fr

[sleek harness]

And also almost the most giant of my family

[whole slate]

WTF

how old

[sleek harness]

Ain't telling you my age

[tight pine]

meep

[sleek harness]

It's confidential

[whole slate]

gg im 27 not growing anymore

fucking giant

[sleek harness]

But lets say I am 22

[whole slate]

atleast i got a wife and cats so im set

[jaunty path]

makes sleeping a whole hell of a lot easier because it makes me head quiet but I only want it because I like the taste and makes me head quiet......i dont day drink trust

only at night

I have no rum

[hollow hornet]

damn wrong

message

[jaunty path]

unfortunately.

[hollow hornet]

xddd

[whole slate]

I hope they will be here when i get out of prison

[jaunty path]

I will obtain it in

15 days

[somber stream]

Havoc 40 in 15 days

[jaunty path]

what does this mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speaking of

[whole slate]

I hope swedish prison will be nice

[jaunty path]

havoc 40 is best played either high/drunk

[whole slate]

I heard its like hotel

[patent grove]

15 days!

[whole slate]

True

[jaunty path]

why are you going to prison

did you swede it up

[whole slate]

Got sentenced to a couple months for drug trade

[jaunty path]

oof

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you had access to internet in prison

[jaunty path]

Well god speed

[whole slate]

Well I wont have any internet there lol

I have to serve 2/3ds of the sentence

[jaunty path]

mf has LEAN in his title

vro

[whole slate]

So 6 months is like 4 months and if i behave maybe 3?

Idk

[shell goblet]

i used to drink but i had too many vices back then and it was one of the many i cut out. i remember liking the taste of rum but i don't remember falling asleep easier with it

i remember getting rum dizzies more than anything once i'd get horizontal

[cosmic burrow]

@whole slate tf did you do

[whole slate]

sell drugs

[sleek harness]

Blind

[cosmic burrow]

I am

[whole slate]

afterv 12 yrs it caughtg up

[jaunty path]

oh shit after 12 years?

Damn

fucked up

[somber stream]

Know a Texan that used to sell crystal here

[sleek harness]

Did you killed anyone

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

He got clean and is studying oil rig n stuff now

[shell goblet]

i used to sell bud in the states before it got legalized in most states

different world back then smh 🥀

[somber stream]

DrugTide

[whole slate]

Ive been clean for years, i was caught back in 2022 but everything thats not like mega important here gets really dragged out

So

yeah

I couldve served my sentence years ago

[somber stream]

Change.

[shell goblet]

i'm surprised they don't give u ur phone in swedish prison tbh

[jaunty path]

wack ass system

:/

[whole slate]

yeah fr

[shell goblet]

i was on french prison reels for a while there

they all have their phones

for some reason

ngl french prison looks rlly nice

[crystal osprey]

I don’t think they’re technically supposed to

[whole slate]

I think Swedish prisons are too good for ppl to give af abt getting

phones

[crystal osprey]

What if u wanna text ur girl

[shell goblet]

real, they proll got air hockey in there

[whole slate]

write a letter? call her from the unit phone

its not that bad?

if ur not chronically online

[shell goblet]

their tag says something about femboys i think they'll make do

[whole slate]

no..........

[jaunty path]

I think you'll do alright in swedish prison

[crystal osprey]

ugh

[jaunty path]

how many months is it

[crystal osprey]

i wish i had a femboy rn

[south valve]

Don't we all

[shell goblet]

i'm joshing ya haha i clicked it when someone made a joke abt leaning into it 😭😭💀

[thick coyote]

Nah

I don't see the appeal

[jaunty path]

I got OCD so rum makes my brain stfu and honestly its really comfortable sleeping tipsy

[whole slate]

like 8 tops

[whole glade]

oh fuck. the man in the suit creator took their life. 💔

[jaunty path]

aw

[shell goblet]

i'm sure there's a stray somewhere around here tbh

[tawdry edge]

8 tops? In this economy?

[crystal osprey]

nooo i can’t have anything

[tawdry edge]

There's at least 100 bottoms per top!

[somber stream]

Femboy population got wiped out 1 month back

The end of an era

[tawdry edge]

What

[somber stream]

What

[jaunty path]

What

[crystal osprey]

either way im a scarred hoe it’s over for me

[tawdry edge]

Fym what youre the one who said it

[shell goblet]

i was diagnosed with OCD before i even had my first drink but i didn't know it was supposed to help ? maybe the dizzies are supposed to help me sleep lmao

[crystal osprey]

like mentally scarred

[jaunty path]

eh experience with alcohol is very personal

[south valve]

Are you more of a big muscular men enjoyer?

[somber stream]

I know a few, either left the server or got bored of being one

[tawdry edge]

Angels losings its wings...

[somber stream]

Place used to flood with them, was a right mess back then

[jaunty path]

it makes my head silent..its nice. It makes me feel good. which puts me at risk honestly lol!

i want appleton estate

[somber stream]

There was this one French kid, kept posting anime stickers of boys kissing

[jaunty path]

why is it like 8 dollars more than bacardi

[somber stream]

One of the primary reason General Embed got revoked, quite a work, that

[crystal osprey]

someone said I might have mental issues

that’s lame

[sleek harness]

Licht lets play Darktide
GaymenkissingTF2.gif

[shell goblet]

transition or twinkdeath

which way western femboy

[astral basin]

Yes, the cult of the femboy was rampant back then

[somber stream]

Twink nuked

[thick coyote]

"hop on Darktide"

[sleek harness]

We should replace the "hop on blank game" kissing meme with gore

[shell goblet]

see this is just why i ended up gravitating towards cannabis use :/ if anything though i just hate the way it makes me smell

[astral basin]

The darktide server will forever be crawling with femboys
Theyre in the gotdayum walls

[shell goblet]

been doing predominantly dabs the past few years to kinda combat that but yeag

[jaunty path]

and thats why I will be doing edibles

[sleek harness]

I am looking at one

[astral basin]

No

[sleek harness]

What

[tawdry edge]

Femboys are everywhere
Wish I could catch them all

[sleek harness]

Aren't you gay

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think that will help lmao

[crystal osprey]

I didn’t even like femboys before

But I fell in love once

[tawdry edge]

I'm bi

[crystal osprey]

True mistake

[hazy kestrel]

Ayo it’s Gregor Samsa

[sleek harness]

Oh

That's news

[astral basin]

Battle of the Brazilian

[tawdry edge]

I feel like it was in my old bio but I changed it recently

[somber stream]

They will return alright, it is written

[crystal osprey]

All I see is Brazilian

[sleek harness]

Gender-fluid Bi

[somber stream]

All we need, is redirect them toward Zealot chat

[shell goblet]

i have terrible luck with edibles and have almost sent myself into psychosis twice with them bc the dosages don't know on their own how to accurately calculate tolerance

[tawdry edge]

You are blind i think

[jaunty path]

White Peach ginger ale + Rum = gods piss.

[crystal osprey]

Brazil 🇧🇷

[sleek harness]

His eyes are very down

[visual vortex]

Bully them to other channels

[jaunty path]

that shit sounds laced

[astral basin]

I can name 3 that stays in gen chat smh
Idk about the rest

[sleek harness]

Name the 3

Go on

[somber stream]

Yeah im curious lol

[delicate cove]

Good morning

[shell goblet]

i've only ever bought edibles from dispensaries lmao i was too scared back in the old days

[crystal osprey]

Will rum fix me

[shell goblet]

flower i never rlly gaf

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[delicate cove]

How are you fishman

[somber stream]

Holy shit it's Chowder

[jaunty path]

dont.

[sleek harness]

You dumbass

[jaunty path]

rum isn't medicine

it is an

[sleek harness]

It's purple chowder

[delicate cove]

Holy shit it’s licht

[jaunty path]

addictive subtance

[sleek harness]

It's different

[visual vortex]

Good how about yourself

[astral basin]

Goober, Koz, stupid sergal

[crystal osprey]

I’m not addicted

[somber stream]

[crystal osprey]

I just like the taste

[delicate cove]

Omg it’s a skaven

[sleek harness]

Koz its trans

[astral basin]

Actually. I think two is

Te

[sleek harness]

Goober is trans

[somber stream]

Trans =/= femboys

[jaunty path]

same just making it clear it shouldnt be drank to deal with mental issues

[tawdry edge]

Goober isnt a femboy you dumbfuck

[sleek harness]

Sergal is a femboy

[delicate cove]

I’m alright I think it’s gonna rain today

[jaunty path]

transgender femboys:

[sleek harness]

You got most wrong

[crystal osprey]

I know it doesn’t actually help me anyways

[visual vortex]

It stormed here last night

[tawdry edge]

Thats different

[somber stream]

Don't fuck up my brain

[delicate cove]

It stormed here as well

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, you gotta get away from Rum

That’s just my 2 cents

[jaunty path]

trans man. who is. femboy.

[crystal osprey]

Yo missus fix me

[visual vortex]

Double team swap

[somber stream]

Hnnnn

[sleek harness]

If I identify myself as I girl then I can be a femgirl

[tawdry edge]

Dont ever ask missus for thst

[visual vortex]

That's what chris tysom did with his vtuber avatar

[jaunty path]

chugging all of it in one day when I buy it. just to spite you.

[sleek harness]

Masculine transgirl

[thin wagon]

What in the goddamn....

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna become a drunkard :(

[jaunty path]

I can tank it

gimme some car keys

[delicate cove]

This guy knows ball

[astral basin]

Yeah forgot goob was trans
A big thing for them

[hazy kestrel]

You most certainly cannot

[crystal osprey]

Well she seems like the right person to ask

[jaunty path]

watch me

[sleek harness]

You fucking dumbass

[jaunty path]