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gloomy tartan
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Make contact with a moose

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šŸ«Ž

feral vessel
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moos

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moe

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FUCK!
hi all

gloomy tartan
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Moe from the simpsons as a moose?

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šŸ‘“ šŸ«Ž

turbid forge
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in which channel do I need to go to know about server outages?

jaunty path
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today is tuesday

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steam maintence time

turbid forge
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err i've not been able to play since 5 hours ago

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and my steam is not down

tired steeple
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I suck balls at tww3 it turns out

turbid forge
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only game that has problems right now is darktide

turbid forge
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so no its not steam maintenance

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which channel for server outages does anyone know? or is it not on discord

somber stream
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For game related problems

turbid forge
delicate vapor
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so far so good in alien isolation

marsh iris
somber stream
somber stream
lilac crag
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I did.

marsh iris
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a-HA!

somber stream
nocturne bloom
lilac crag
nocturne bloom
delicate vapor
lilac crag
delicate vapor
lilac crag
whole glade
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any song ideas for the 1ksons playlists, i forgot i was doing the legion playlists šŸ˜­

delicate vapor
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hrmm

lilac crag
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I am a zenless player

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I love orphie

lilac crag
turbid forge
whole glade
delicate vapor
lilac crag
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I forgor but it's some sort of metal

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I haven't actually listened to the song in a while

nocturne bloom
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Definitely not falling asleep. 8 hour shift with 25 hours of no sleep ShivaDeadInside

lilac crag
lilac crag
nocturne bloom
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Cant

delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
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Physically cant

lilac crag
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that's awful

whole glade
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im def adding the pillerman theme to the list

quaint moss
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im alpharius

quaint moss
whole glade
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ofc

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im based like that

quaint moss
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i got into jojo because when i was like 12 my cousin said that im autistic af and would like it for the wacky twist

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like i guess i had watched animations before that, but i say that jojo was my first... THEN THE ONEEEE PIECEEEEE

nocturne bloom
quaint moss
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so did blackops 2 ^-^

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gears of war was my second shooter in 2008

delicate vapor
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halo reach was mine

nocturne bloom
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I played every GOW religiously and im dying for the new one coming out

true minnow
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So there is no cool red items like in vermintide

nocturne bloom
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I cannot believe people are still finding this out

true minnow
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I mean some people just started playing

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And didn't expect fatshark to tell people to go fuck themselves with the stuff they enjoyed in previous games

astral basin
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Halo reach was my second shooter i personally played
Borderlands was the first

quaint moss
delicate vapor
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transformers on the DS lite was my first shooter

nocturne bloom
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My first shooter was the original red faction

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Which was ps2

quaint moss
quaint moss
astral basin
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I guess if you wanna count me being a controller smashing toddler that never left the first levels
Resident evil 4 and metal gear solid

quaint moss
nocturne bloom
somber stream
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CS 1.5 was my first

delicate vapor
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most of the transformers game on the ds was my first before getting my hands on halo

astral basin
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Fuckin

quaint moss
astral basin
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Licht? Counterstrike?

quaint moss
astral basin
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Im

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Depressed

somber stream
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It was a staple

quaint moss
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staples

quaint moss
obtuse oak
nocturne bloom
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Damn, was mine really the oldest

delicate vapor
quaint moss
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og doom

feral vessel
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good news!
i got two new issues of spy x family

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:D

quaint moss
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neato!

trail bramble
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Halo 1 for me

nocturne bloom
feral vessel
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they don't have beastars 7 and 8 anywhere i swear to fucking god

somber stream
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But it was only the demo version

jaunty path
feral vessel
jaunty path
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buddy

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those kids were gaming

obtuse oak
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yeah having the halo ce demo on anything and everything was a rite of passage at the time

feral vessel
somber stream
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Nah, you think kid knew how to download games at that age?

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IT WAS THE TEACHERS

obtuse oak
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didnt the demo have blood gulch multiplayer?

nocturne bloom
feral vessel
somber stream
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It was the 2000s

nocturne bloom
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So

somber stream
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We're talking internet 1.0, windows 98

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Flippy disks

obtuse oak
quaint moss
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flippy dicks windowns 8

nocturne bloom
quaint moss
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i remember watching my uncle play the og pokemon on an emulator

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shit was crazy

somber stream
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"Allied is for virgin kiddo, remember"

quaint moss
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anways im crawling back to my dungeon to watch invincible :3

obtuse oak
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they played it with each other mind you, not with us. we were too busy playing ruby and sapphire on our gba anyway.

nocturne bloom
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Why is there a Division mobile game now

delicate vapor
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why not

nocturne bloom
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Horrible

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Theres supposedly a borderlands mobile game leaked on ios

marsh iris
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ubisoft last ditch effort?

somber stream
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I kinda don't want Ubisoft to die

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Solely because of For honor

marsh iris
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cool game but i mainly play with bots with my buddies

somber stream
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Wow!
Wow!
Wow!

marsh iris
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love me black prior

cosmic burrow
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Fuck ubisoft and for honor

surreal onyx
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Used to play that game like mad when it first came out. Centurion was my go-to character.

cosmic burrow
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I got it for free o e day

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Played highlander

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Gladiator

surreal onyx
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Nice!

somber stream
surreal onyx
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I think Gladiator and centurion are the same.

somber stream
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No different

surreal onyx
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No kidding?

true minnow
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Oh so each operative gets weekly contract shillings

somber stream
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One stab your toes, one punch your face

cosmic burrow
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Glad was adsasin cent a hybrid

true minnow
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I wonder if people bother spamming all slots worth

surreal onyx
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Huh. Guess I did miss a lot.

cosmic burrow
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Unless you have too much time on your hands

marsh iris
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combine rainbow six with for honor pogryn

cosmic burrow
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Eh

surreal onyx
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Nowadays, I donā€™t think Iā€™d play anyways. Why? Because Ubisoft needs to die.

cosmic burrow
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Zjebisoft needs to dir

somber stream
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They'll die regardless

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I just hope they sell their IP or something

cosmic burrow
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Nah

surreal onyx
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Iā€™d love for them to sell their skull and bones IP to someone who can do it some justice.

cosmic burrow
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Its going down with more than likely

somber stream
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Tencent is looking

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Noway those greedy fucks let their money drown like that

cosmic burrow
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Chinese disney

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Aka tencent

surreal onyx
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Yeah, but TenCent has a greater number of wins. Not by much, but at least they come across as player-focused.

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They seem to actually care about what the player wants.

cosmic burrow
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Id like for some of the big corpos to die

cosmic burrow
surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
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Rough around the edges

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Like evil west

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Not perfect

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But fun as fuck

surreal onyx
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Loved Evil West.

trail bramble
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"sold"

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Yeah, "vantage studios"

somber stream
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pensivecowbread.png

surreal onyx
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ā€œIs this about that bridge I blew up earlier?ā€

ā€œItā€™s not not about the bridgeā€¦ā€

lol.

somber stream
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I appreciate the effort Garut

marsh iris
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šŸ«” still fuck nitro

cosmic burrow
surreal onyx
trail bramble
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same shit

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it's all just embezzling money and tax fraud in the end

surreal onyx
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But French!

marsh iris
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someone need to buy off Division

cosmic burrow
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Edgar is really good at his job. He is old in a profession when people die young

surreal onyx
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Love to see that. Those are the dudes you learn the most from.

trail bramble
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Ubisoft published a game on the 9th of April and it has hit the dazzling highs of 1000 all time users

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Morbid Metal for the curious

surreal onyx
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That was Ubisoft? Couldnā€™t be. I thought that was an indie dev.

somber stream
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Mmmmmm, yes. Love me some more generic sci-fi game in UE5

surreal onyx
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Iā€™m looking forward to Cthulhu: Cosmic Abyss myself. Thatā€™s gonna be a killer game.

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That, and Mouse PI for Hire.

cosmic burrow
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Dont forget ubisofts greatest game

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Rogue warrior

surreal onyx
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Haha!

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Personally, Iā€™ve always thought their greatest game was Tonic Trouble.

Older platformer with some deadpan humor.

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Synopsis: An alien named Ed drops a can of Tonic down to earth from space. Vegetables come to life and start attacking things. You have to go clean up your mess.

cosmic burrow
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Best ubisoft game inplayed is far cry 4

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Then ac origins

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Then ac valhalla

surreal onyx
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Far Cry 4 was certainly the best of the Far Cryā€™s.

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They couldnā€™t capture the magic of Pagan Min after that. Dude was truly peak.

cosmic burrow
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I did play fc5 during pandemic with a friend

somber stream
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Is the Division 2 worth getting @marsh iris

gloomy tartan
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Avenge DJ bust a nut

surreal onyx
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ā€œDid I say ā€˜shootā€™ the bus? No! I said ā€˜stopā€™ the bus!ā€

cosmic burrow
somber stream
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Interesting

surreal onyx
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I also love how Pagan Min was a potential good guy, depending on what ending you chose.

somber stream
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Pagan Min was the only correct choice tbh

surreal onyx
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Exactly. Promises of Crab Rangoon were made and fulfilled!

unkempt iron
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has to be spammed

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Obligatory

somber stream
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Drug kingdom or child slavery, which way western man

marsh iris
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yeag

surreal onyx
unkempt iron
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I will never forgive goobysoft for the CCU

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and the Conq rework

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They will pay

somber stream
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Wait hold the fuck on

surreal onyx
tired steeple
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Ahh for honour

somber stream
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Troy Baker voice Min?

tired steeple
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I quit that game years ago

somber stream
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No wonder i love the guy

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Far cry but you're the "bad guy" who crush rebels please

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Heard that Ubisoft? Multi-million dollar idea right there for the taking

surreal onyx
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Nah. Theyā€™ll just make it lame.

tired steeple
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Ubisoft forgot how to make good games

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Apparently shadows was a good game

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Idk how true that is

surreal onyx
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Ha!

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It was awful!

somber stream
tired steeple
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I prefer ghost of tsushima anyway

surreal onyx
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Yes!

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Ghost of Yotei was a letdown.

trail bramble
surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
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@surreal onyx beating up wampired in the wild west

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Whats better than that

ripe tangle
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HEY!

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wild west?

cosmic burrow
surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
surreal onyx
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Well. Evil West. But yes.

ripe tangle
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I'll show you an Evil West.

cosmic burrow
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Evil west isnl the title. Western is the genre

tired steeple
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I should try that one out and see if Iā€™m into it

somber stream
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"You! You're the evil West this entire time!"

ripe tangle
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Whither dost thou stand regarding the Emperorā€™s Grace? Art thou a brother-in-arms, or a most treacherous foe?

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Shouldst thou be a Heretic, I shall purge thee in the flames, for fire is the very light of the heavens!

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Have at thee knave!

surreal onyx
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Yup. Just watched the trailer for Cthulhu: Cosmic Abyss. Instant freaking buy!!!

ripe tangle
surreal onyx
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^literally me. Then throws out my back.

somber stream
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Water, frightens me

surreal onyx
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Then, Cosmic Abyss may not be for you.

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Depending on your fear level.

somber stream
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But i just so happen to like having my ass kicked so

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I'll wait for review

surreal onyx
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Thatā€™s fair.

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Iā€™m a huge Lovecraft fan. So, Iā€™ve gotta get it.

somber stream
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Did you know his cat- nvm

surreal onyx
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I did. Was a different time. Does that make it right? No. Can I change it? Also no.

somber stream
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Hate the artist, not the art yeah?

surreal onyx
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Nah. More like: hate the views of the time, but love the artist work. His views were quite common among the locals.

marsh iris
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does the emperor ever fart in his lifetime

jaunty path
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honestly

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good question

somber stream
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The Emperor was a 4chan user

marsh iris
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sup /b/

somber stream
marsh iris
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seer's "reality" about beloved is actually scrolling emps 4chan posts in his head

somber stream
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It was carefully catalogued into sections like

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flip note

quaint moss
somber stream
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Text blocked ffs

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"Snooty and uncaring space elves that can read minds and who eat, sleep, and have Heteroseggxual Segg in the Missi*nary Position in planet-sized battle cruisers..."

marsh iris
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seer brainbursted due to reading one of emps shock posts

somber stream
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"A diverging offshoot from humanity that are now clones bio-engineered for their job and that are led by A.I.'s; and while willing to negociate/cooperate at times, are just as whimsically able and not particularly shy about killing everyone present in order to harvest all the resources off a planet if it serves their interests better..."

marsh iris
somber stream
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"Huge floating obese octopi that eat psykers souls and use theirbodies into warp portals..."
"And fuck knows who the guy in the cardboard box is..."

marsh iris
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snake?!

somber stream
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Sly Marbo

marsh iris
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"AAAAA!"

visual vortex
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Man

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I could go for some water

left night
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Water is forever within reach and yet never Chosen

visual vortex
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Man

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I could go for some milk

left night
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xD

visual vortex
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Oh

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No more milk

delicate vapor
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o bfart

cosmic burrow
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Get some goat milk

visual vortex
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It's my boobie milk

somber stream
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How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

jaunty path
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is it an above average sized cylinder

visual vortex
jaunty path
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with a hammer

somber stream
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It sounds like a perfectly adequate cylinder to me

visual vortex
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No

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You could just smack it against something

marsh iris
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4.5 inch gerf

somber stream
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Strong direct external impact on the tube might damage the Cylinder

visual vortex
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Tf is the cylinder made out of

somber stream
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It's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed

visual vortex
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Glass?

visual vortex
marsh iris
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tofu cyclinder?

simple cliff
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Imagine struggling with two bosses... and then pushing the button to start a massive wave when two teammates are dead and they haven't beenn rescued yet due to a beast of nurgle and plague ogyrn. Cause I just saw that.

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Every time I play on heresy for whatever reason, it's always a laugh.

visual vortex
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Oooo

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The sky is lighting up blue

jaunty path
jaunty path
simple cliff
jaunty path
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oof

marsh iris
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heresy is the hardest difficulty

simple cliff
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Indeed.

jaunty path
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no

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just carry

visual vortex
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All difficulties are easy for me

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Because i kill the enemies fast enough before new ones pop in

gloomy tartan
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I canā€™t speed hack lol

jaunty path
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get good

gloomy tartan
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I can kill good but I want someone else to hack

simple cliff
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I was. I was soloing the plague ogyrn and about to kill the beast but when they pushed the button it spawned a ton of reapers/gunners/snipers and eventually they had angles on me from everywhere and I had ran out of stamina.

gloomy tartan
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Look when Iā€™m sleepy I canā€™t hack good okay fuck

jaunty path
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theres hardly enemies in heresy and everything dies in one hit

jaunty path
simple cliff
gloomy tartan
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No my teammates are shit

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I have add I canā€™t lock in on shooting and hacking one or the other

jaunty path
outer helm
visual vortex
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I think he means the game directory and a metaphorical button

outer helm
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But big red button

gloomy tartan
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Hay fishmen

visual vortex
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Hi

gloomy tartan
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You wanna run something

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Iā€™m rolling a smoke before i eepy

twin flower
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he's got a blunt

gloomy tartan
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Idk why but I imagined you saying that like your the TSA and weā€™re in a airport

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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And security like rushes in and all light a lighter and extend it to me

twin flower
gloomy tartan
twin flower
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Real

gloomy tartan
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Like spontaneous combustion

visual vortex
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The hardest part of the test is trying not to fall asleep

gloomy tartan
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Drawing on tests

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šŸ§ 

visual vortex
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It's digital

twin flower
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nah dont do that KEKW_ogryn

gloomy tartan
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Bruh

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Fuck technology

twin flower
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knew someone that failed because they 'tampered' on their papers

gloomy tartan
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We used to draw dinosaurs in tests

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I mean I did

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Dinosaurs destroying buildings

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Some Godzilla ass doodles

twin flower
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gojila

visual vortex
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You also cant view different things on the computer or else the test gets voided

gloomy tartan
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You think someone ever doodled in military documents

twin flower
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we had that during covid

gloomy tartan
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Like back in the day

twin flower
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im surprised they still do digital tests

gloomy tartan
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Ppl lazy

visual vortex
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Laziness

gloomy tartan
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Yup

visual vortex
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And instant results

gloomy tartan
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Even if itā€™s not good results

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Itā€™s fast

twin flower
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isnt cheating on those kind of tests like easier tho

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for peeps that just have multiple devices

gloomy tartan
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Itā€™s fast

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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lol

twin flower
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take advantage i guess lmao

visual vortex
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Locking the browser stops them frim using ofher sites

gloomy tartan
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Donā€™t you see how cheap and efficient it is

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lol thatā€™s the bottom line

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Sadness

visual vortex
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But then someone can just use their phone

visual vortex
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They have us in entirely different rooms

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And in a line

marsh iris
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remember the time we do tests on paper

gloomy tartan
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Ya I drew on them

visual vortex
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Ive had to do 3 tests in the past two weeks

twin flower
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well good luck lmao

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may u pass on your first try and never have to do that shit again

visual vortex
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I think it's multiple choice

surreal onyx
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What test?

visual vortex
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So even someone as braindead as me can pass

simple cliff
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Something evil comes at this time of night. Where people try to play Auric who should not be playing Auric.

twin flower
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the pug of night

simple cliff
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For the first time in a while I actually said something semi-rude and said 'You all need to practice more in hersesy.'

visual vortex
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Sometimes i want to say that

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But then i picture them looking like spongebob in the suit

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And resist it

gloomy tartan
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I been playing matches in heresy bro

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They need to go back to malice

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Some people trying to do heresy who ainā€™t ready yet lmao

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Making me hate that I have teammates lol

surreal onyx
simple cliff
gloomy tartan
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I canā€™t do the hacking one expetions

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I mean I can but

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Not solo

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While also shooting enemies

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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I need time to match with my eyeballs

visual vortex
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Look diagonally at them

simple cliff
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They legit got lost, like didn't know where the objective is. Then when the batteries popped up they just kept holding their ground and didn't understand they need to do the objective or the wave WON'T stop. Also I kept getting hit in the back constantly because they lacked object permanence. The concept of 'cover a direction' was foreign to them. But I couldn't cover the rear myself because dealing with gunners and snipers was also foreign to them so I was the only doing it.

My soul hurts.

gloomy tartan
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And then I have heretics kicking my ass

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Ooo disgnogly

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Ok Iā€™ll try that

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Thanks fishy

surreal onyx
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The amount of people that get hung up on the phage tree hackingā€¦

gloomy tartan
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Iā€™ve been doing the edges

visual vortex
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If there's two of the symbol in rhe set you need look for those two

gloomy tartan
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Yeah diagonally seems faster

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I didnā€™t try that yet

simple cliff
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I hate how the best hellbore mark has the worst bayanet attack I've ever seen.

visual vortex
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They should add the hacking minigames to the psykerzone thing so you can practice more

surreal onyx
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Theyā€™re not that tough, honestly.

gloomy tartan
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Aw

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My dog got up rn

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One of his ears was still like ssleep lmao

true minnow
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Is there a generally strongest or easiest to win with class

gloomy tartan
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Took a few shakes to wake his other ear up cuz he was laying on that side

surreal onyx
visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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Hacking is easy when you have a teammate guarding you lol

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Some classes can take hits from mistakes more than others

surreal onyx
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Ah. Thatā€™s true. I keep forgetting that Arbites exists.

true minnow
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It does seem like arbites have been the class I have seen fucking shit up with the least amount of damage done to them

gloomy tartan
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Arbites and Ogryn can block and survive good

visual vortex
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Just dont be surprised when you play another class and suck ass

gloomy tartan
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Blocking helps you negate attacks

surreal onyx
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Arbites is more tank than Ogryn. Which is absolute nonsense.

gloomy tartan
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Yeah like a vet canā€™t just stand still and block like them lol

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Gotta rotate

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Spin in circles

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Do the old blender

jaunty path
true minnow
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I see more hive and arbites than I do ogryn, I see more of everything than I do ogryn

jaunty path
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its not skill its playing an OP class.

gloomy tartan
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Ogryn is slower

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Walk speed

jaunty path
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Yea

gloomy tartan
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So like thatā€™s a hill for some people

visual vortex
surreal onyx
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Oddly enough, I see more Ogryn when I play Ogryn. Otherwise itā€™s the others.

gloomy tartan
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Being slowest in the group is too much for some

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When I see ogryns I usually see 2 or more

jaunty path
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you're not the slowest

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you just feel slow

gloomy tartan
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They travel in groups

visual vortex
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Payker is slowest

gloomy tartan
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Donā€™t the ogryn have a slower walking speed ?

jaunty path
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no

chrome salmon
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I thought ogryns move normal speed they just feel slow because you're so much taller than everyone else

gloomy tartan
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They why the fuck are they allways lagging behind

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They just suck???

surreal onyx
jaunty path
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Maybe they do idk ive been able to keep up maybe its due to weapons like pickaxe slowing them tdown

marsh iris
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consuming dried mango strips

jaunty path
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thats probably the case

twin flower
jaunty path
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ive been able to keep up with the group as ogyrn

marsh iris
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nom

chrome salmon
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Never had issues keeping up either personally

twin flower
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we have dried bananas as commodity here

chrome salmon
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Actually I'm usually ahead if there's ranged enemies because getting close is the only way I'm not getting beamed

twin flower
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among other fruits

gloomy tartan
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We need to test this

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Is ogryn any slower

visual vortex
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Depends on weapons

gloomy tartan
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Ah

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Smart fish

twin flower
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arent there sprint efficiencys on curios as well

simple cliff
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Seriously, what is it with bad teams and not TURNING AROUND!?!?

gloomy tartan
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The noobs have them on

twin flower
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tunnel vision

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s a limited they must lose

marsh iris
#

i have FOV on one degree

gloomy tartan
#

They have the limiters on still

twin flower
#

we got a gamer over here

marsh iris
#

šŸ˜Ž

gloomy tartan
#

Hey did havocs actually get harder

#

Or is that just cope

marsh iris
#

the tunnel vision helps me see god-emperor beyond the horizon

gloomy tartan
#

I played likeā€¦letā€™s see

#

I did the fire event

#

The food event

#

Bomb event

chrome salmon
#

Ogryns with shields lose stamina almost instantly when they sprint if they don't swap to range so that may also make them slower if they aren't taking advantage of their gun stamina

gloomy tartan
#

I did the Ogryn one

#

Like I havenā€™t played as long as all of yā€™all

#

But I played for a liiiitle bit now

#

And it seems like they messed with spawning mayb but idk if they actually got really harder

#

I know they messed with stats via armors and such

visual vortex
#

They did mess up soawning

lilac crag
#

i like the no slow on heavy charge talent for ogryn

gloomy tartan
#

I was going to say spawning seems fucked

#

It used to be funny

lilac crag
#

removes any issue i have with catching up

gloomy tartan
#

Now itā€™s fucked

marsh iris
#

iirc someone did 360 FOV on vermintide, maybe it was incan

#

fuckin trippy

twin flower
gloomy tartan
visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Fuckint what

#

What

lilac crag
#

get to beat the brakes off of heretics

marsh iris
gloomy tartan
#

It moves you and knocks enemies down

#

Like itā€™s great utility

#

Avoid fire

#

Catch up to boss

#

Etc

#

Why canā€™t Ogryn fastball special teammates

#

I bet we would have more ogryns

visual vortex
#

We would have more ogryns if the class was more fun

gloomy tartan
#

Throwing teammates would be fun lol

visual vortex
#

So would ogryn bring immune to dog pounces

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah I donā€™t get that

#

We I do

#

Balancing

#

But like ogryn so big lol

visual vortex
#

And trapper net isnt as big as him

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah

#

I wish Ogryn could throw barrels like donkey Kong

somber stream
#

Ogryn is fun though

gloomy tartan
#

The rock is a nice touch

visual vortex
#

Robocop

jaunty path
#

i wish ogyrn could hit a fat blunt

gloomy tartan
#

Reminds me of the tank from left for dead

jaunty path
#

can my bday come sooner I want to drink

gloomy tartan
#

Drunky

#

Donā€™t fall in a ditch

jaunty path
#

barfs shit all over you

somber stream
#

When is your birth day

gloomy tartan
jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

This happened once

#

It was not fun

somber stream
#

What a day

gloomy tartan
#

Hey

#

Alleged

#

He could of gotten killed by hatsune Miku

#

You donā€™t know you werenā€™t there

simple cliff
#

I am so fucking sick of speed runners.

gloomy tartan
#

Speed runners in what?

#

Expeditions are speed runs

somber stream
gloomy tartan
#

Missus whatā€™s your favorite dinosaur

simple cliff
jaunty path
#

if you feel the desire

simple cliff
#

NO ONE PLAYS THAT SHIT!

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Bitch I just asked

#

Iā€™m sorry

somber stream
#

I have just the thing

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Extrapolate

simple cliff
#

You better be sorry.

gloomy tartan
#

Iā€™m atleast 2 percent sorry

#

Minimum

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Thatā€™s a constant 2 percent tho

#

I hate when people donā€™t stay in coherency

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Stay in my coherency

jaunty path
#

no

gloomy tartan
#

Let it power you

jaunty path
#

stay in MY coherency

gloomy tartan
#

NO MY COHERENCY

jaunty path
#

die by 20 crushers

gloomy tartan
#

Die by getting knocked off the map into the death fall

#

Atleast I get to die fighting you die knowing thereā€™s no hope

jaunty path
#

2 good

visual vortex
#

Whst about my coherency

gloomy tartan
#

Shit up Meg

#

loregryn šŸ”„

#

I like the dinosaurs with fancy crests

#

Crylophosaurus has one that looks like a flower petal

#

Ceratosaurus has the big ass nose one and oversized teeth

simple cliff
#

Finally down with the power sword mastery... WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE IN THIS THING!?

#

It's so slow!

gloomy tartan
#

Carnotaurus has the tiny arms and horns

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Dilophosaurus with the two crests

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

I like dinosaurs that peacocked with fancy crests or horns

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Raptors having giant shank toes is peak

simple cliff
#

It's either a fucking pool noodle or you got to charge it up every 3 swings.

gloomy tartan
#

Their the prehistoric British

simple cliff
# jaunty path bad

No, The power sword is for people that are bad and I will die on this hill.

jaunty path
#

Bad.

gloomy tartan
#

Doesnā€™t power sword have hood block?

visual vortex
#

I like the power falchion

simple cliff
#

Imagine not being able to deal with carapace without being able to ignore.
Bad.

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s just doing the charge cancel is annoying

jaunty path
#

wdym

gloomy tartan
#

Missus do you wanna smell like a raptor

#

You can buy raptor strike by old spice

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

I assume it smells like a raptor does

jaunty path
jaunty path
#

I press e

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s a body wash with a purple velociraptor on it called raptor strike

jaunty path
#

so im quite unique

twin flower
#

how would people know its raptor smell

gloomy tartan
#

Bro

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s called raptor strike

#

Duh

#

It had a raptor on it

simple cliff
#

Do they mean raptors as in birds of prey or the dinosaurs?

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s pink or some shit

jaunty path
#

You're clearly so bad you can't use the goated piss sword..

#

harlz

#

use infantry lasgun

gloomy tartan
#

No itā€™s a straight up velociraptor on it

#

Itā€™s called raptor strike

quaint moss
gloomy tartan
#

The body wash it purple

#

Whatā€™s confusing about this

quaint moss
#

or whatever the hell crabs said

twin flower
#

yeah but how would people know its that KEKW_ogryn , like they sniff it, oh its raptor

visual vortex
#

I know what a velociraptor smells like

gloomy tartan
#

ITS CALLED RAPTOR STRIKE

jaunty path
twin flower
#

unless youre carrying around the bottle with u

gloomy tartan
#

WHY WOULD OLD SPICE LIE

visual vortex
#

They smell like dust and dirt

simple cliff
# jaunty path use infantry lasgun

I just finished mastering EVERY weapon on vet. Including the las gun. I liked it but it's anti armor could be a problem on maelstorms or when the director is just feeling like being a dick.

twin flower
#

and just showing oh hey its raptor smell

gloomy tartan
#

Iā€™m a man

quaint moss
#

nothing like the smell of ancient lizard in the morning

visual vortex
#

Ive smelt velociraptor bones

gloomy tartan
#

If I was a child I would get something that smells like fruit

#

Like women

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Men get scents like

jaunty path
#

or use falchion

gloomy tartan
#

Raptor strike

#

Cold mist

jaunty path
#

falchion does a good enough job

gloomy tartan
#

Wierd terms

simple cliff
visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Yeah

jaunty path
#

wow.

gloomy tartan
#

Guys get concepts as scents

#

Women get actual scents

#

We get existential concepts as smells

#

I smell like a raptor strike

#

I will have to meditate on that for my days

visual vortex
#

Are you telling me Fat man armpit gunk is a hypothetical scent?

gloomy tartan
#

I bet people would buy that

jaunty path
#

do you have fat girl armpit gunk scent

#

Asking for a friend

visual vortex
#

No

jaunty path
#

fuck you

gloomy tartan
#

Man

#

You would of loved the old hairy era

jaunty path
#

hairy women

gloomy tartan
#

Hairy everything

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

God damn bob Ross Afros coming out of everyones pants

delicate vapor
jaunty path
#

throw me to fem sasquatch

#

i wont come back

visual vortex
#

I have toe hair

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Everyone looks like a gym coach and a Coke dealer and user

#

Hey are you guys anti hair?

#

People mocked me for being hairy dead ass lmao

jaunty path
#

can you buy me belle dolphines gamer girl water

crystal osprey
#

yo

#

buff me and nerf my enemies

gloomy tartan
#

But then also praised me for facial hair

crystal osprey
#

thank you

visual vortex
simple cliff
#

I'll nerf buff.

#

All weapons do 99% more damage and all enemies gain 99% more health.

crystal osprey
#

what was the crusher buff

gloomy tartan
#

Limited edition number type shi

somber stream
#

Some are still on Ebay

gloomy tartan
#

But like

#

She wasnā€™t the last one to touch it

#

Is it even worth it then

quaint moss
crystal osprey
#

can we get a nuclear poxburstzr boss

gloomy tartan
#

Uh

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

He was a dude

#

In venture bros

#

Remmeber

visual vortex
#

Poxwalker bath water

gloomy tartan
#

The robot man and him were gay lovers

jaunty path
#

hadrons oil

gloomy tartan
#

Well cyborg

visual vortex
crystal osprey
#

is discussing bath water not nsfw

gloomy tartan
#

Man

somber stream
#

A lot of things here is nsfw

gloomy tartan
#

Whatā€™s up with like history

marsh iris
gloomy tartan
#

They used to paint bitches gold

somber stream
#

Mods have forsaken this chat

gloomy tartan
#

They used to use uranium in glass

visual vortex
#

Im painted gold

#

Because i am the gold standard

gloomy tartan
#

They used paints that killed peopleā€™s

#

Like bro

quaint moss
marsh iris
somber stream
marsh iris
#

oh no not the game

somber stream
#

Oh

gloomy tartan
#

You know what I like

marsh iris
#

im talking about decay nurgle

marsh iris
gloomy tartan
#

Dark souls 3 has time traveling wolfs

#

That go across timelines

#

And realities

somber stream
quaint moss
#

state of decay 3, i need to see some gameplay

marsh iris
gloomy tartan
#

Specifically to hunt and kill and eat people who leave their reality, timeline

crystal osprey
gloomy tartan
#

Then donā€™t go full freak tide

#

Never go full freaktide

somber stream
quaint moss
#

today were talking about PU

gloomy tartan
#

Licht your like

crystal osprey
gloomy tartan
#

The cool town blacksmith

#

Who like we all respect

#

And probaly has a chicken

#

Yeah a chicken

somber stream
#

Why am i a blacksmith

gloomy tartan
#

Idk man

quaint moss
visual vortex
#

Blacksmiths are the old

gloomy tartan
#

I mean you have the helm

#

Blacksmith to help you fix your shit

marsh iris
#

mods, convert his free will into balloon puppy

gloomy tartan
#

So your self sufficient

crystal osprey
#

Licht youā€™re like an evil blacksmith that makes armor for evil people

simple cliff
#

Oh hey I died when I had to fend off a bunch of crushers and gunners on my own that came from behind let's see how long the team can last without me shooting the gunners for them, first wave of melee and ranged enemies and they're already dead before I finished typing.

Never gets old. KEKW_ogryn

jaunty path
#

japanese

#

yea

gloomy tartan
#

Licht your the town blacksmith we all respect bro

crystal osprey
somber stream
#

Shouldn't i be the evil scientist then

simple cliff
#

"But I did turn around."
Brother you turned around in time to see the last second of a crusher overhead before it instant kill you. Doesn't count.

gloomy tartan
#

Itā€™s a good position to have man

crystal osprey
#

how do they deal with gunners then gm

jaunty path
simple cliff
#

Auric

marsh iris
#

licht is your local germanicjapanesesmith

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
visual vortex
#

Mad

crystal osprey
#

auric players on their way to

#

auric

gloomy tartan
#

Mad is cooler

jaunty path
#

AURAING MYSHITTTT

gloomy tartan
#

Mad scientist make hybrid animals

somber stream
#

Mado, scientisu

Sonuvabich

crystal osprey
marsh iris
#

chad-shaped shit

gloomy tartan
jaunty path
crystal osprey
jaunty path
#

yes

crystal osprey
#

I died in damnation today

jaunty path
#

everything i say is TRUE

jaunty path
#

also ur still learnign so its ok to die in auric

#

but if you aren't new..YOU'RE BAD.....

crystal osprey
jaunty path
#

and will be flayed later

jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

like 50

jaunty path
#

new

marsh iris
#

šŸ˜­

jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

no

#

im experienced

jaunty path
#

Yes.

visual vortex
#

I have bsrely any

jaunty path
#

No.

gloomy tartan
#

Missus I hope white women buy you mimosas and call you Louie

jaunty path
#

What level r u

#

do uhave true level mod or no

crystal osprey
#

account level like 118

jaunty path
#

okay but each class.

crystal osprey
#

30 zealot 18 ogryn 37 psyker and like 28 veteran

jaunty path
#

118 divides almost evenly into each class

crystal osprey
#

i think im the least shit on veteran for some reason

jaunty path
crystal osprey
jaunty path
#

are not

marsh iris
#

37?

jaunty path
#

level 30 players drop like flys no shade you still have a lot to learn

crystal osprey
#

i would never drop like a fly

#

and if i do

jaunty path
#

dies in damnation

crystal osprey
#

i will kill 600 crushers first

visual vortex
#

You died in damnation

jaunty path
#

good players NEVER lose

crystal osprey
jaunty path
#

I never lose...

crystal osprey
#

i quick play into a game

#

thereā€™s 1 bot

#

2 dead people

jaunty path
#

šŸ˜­

crystal osprey
#

i spawn in the middle of like

#

hell

jaunty path
#

qp is ride or die

#

lmfao

crystal osprey
#

with zero cover

gloomy tartan
#

Missus

jaunty path
#

hi

crystal osprey
visual vortex
#

"I'm experienced!"
3/4 classes arent max and died on damnation

gloomy tartan
#

Whoā€™s those people who used to get high of volcanos

#

And like people listened to them

#

And they saw the future

crystal osprey
wise depot
#

Godzilla looking ass

gloomy tartan
#

They were sometiemd blind

jaunty path
visual vortex
#

My point still stands

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah

crystal osprey
#

Nope.

gloomy tartan
#

Or other drugs

jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

i have 50 hours in the game

jaunty path
#

lmao

gloomy tartan
#

They lived ontop of mountains

wise depot
visual vortex
jaunty path
wise depot
#

somehow more bullshit than auric maelstrom

visual vortex
#

I'm new!

jaunty path
#

So that means IM BETTER

visual vortex
#

Im new guys!

gloomy tartan
#

You would visit them for knowledge

jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

also can people in my lobbies stop using krak grenades

visual vortex
#

I only have 1658!

jaunty path
#

I AM BETTER!!!!

crystal osprey
#

it makes me feel lesser

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Bro the 3 bitched from the god of war gsme

#

Who tell kratos the future

jaunty path
#

You expect ppl to stop using meta?

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

What were they

jaunty path
#

never

crystal osprey
gloomy tartan
#

Help me out guys

jaunty path
wise depot
#

4 bosses all at once

somber stream
gloomy tartan
#

They got high and predicted the future bsck in the day

jaunty path
#

hope this helps

gloomy tartan
#

Like with Greece and rome

#

No like

crystal osprey
gloomy tartan
#

Women

#

Got high

wise depot
gloomy tartan
#

Told you of your army would win

crystal osprey
#

Unless im playing my crackhead with a knife psyker

#

Very fun build

gloomy tartan
#

Or if like Zeus fucked your wife

jaunty path
outer helm
gloomy tartan
#

Oricles?

crystal osprey
jaunty path
#

Me personally? I got good at the game by grinding havoc

gloomy tartan
#

I forget how itā€™s spelled

marsh iris
#

chewsday

gloomy tartan
#

Is that it?

crystal osprey
#

Iā€™m using meta but not because itā€™s meta

gloomy tartan
#

A oricle?

somber stream
#

Oh shit it is chewsday

crystal osprey
#

I thought the power sword had aura so I used it

true ingot
#

When it comes to minmaxing builds and weapon combinations. Iā€™m assuming I donā€™t have to worry about that unless Iā€™m doing havoc/auric? I donā€™t really have any plans to do endgame content. I just run missions to gather resources and chill.

crystal osprey
#

Then I found out itā€™s like broken

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Oracle? Oricle?

crystal osprey
#

I thought the plasma gun was aura too

marsh iris
#

orifice

gloomy tartan
#

You know what Iā€™m talking bout ?

crystal osprey
#

Then I found out itā€™s meta

somber stream
#

Garut, but a taco, eat it with fork and knife

#

Buy*

crystal osprey
#

Iā€™m accidentally gravitating towards meta

visual vortex
crystal osprey
#

Itā€™s not intentional

gloomy tartan
#

Anyways missus you would be that

jaunty path
crystal osprey
gloomy tartan
#

The oracle or some shit

marsh iris
jaunty path
#

dont use dueling sword

#

keep in mind

crystal osprey
#

I donā€™t use dueling sword

jaunty path
#

this is just advice to get better at the game

#

what matters most is

#

having fun

somber stream
crystal osprey
#

I use power sword knife relic blade heavy eviscerator

twin flower
#

what if they have fun using dueling sword

visual vortex
crystal osprey
#

Never dueling sword

somber stream
#

Eating like a saaaah

marsh iris
jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

Is the knife meta

jaunty path
#

Uhhh

gloomy tartan
#

The knife is fast

jaunty path
#

i dont think so

crystal osprey
#

Iā€™m a knife user

#

I know the power sword is op right

#

I think

gloomy tartan
#

Carapace tho

visual vortex
#

Knife is good with recon

crystal osprey
#

good enough

gloomy tartan
#

Donā€™t shove combo your wife

jaunty path
# crystal osprey Is the knife meta

theres nothing wrong with using meta ok. it just constrains your ability to improve. the only weapon you should avoid using is Dueling Sword.

Oh yeah if you do play psyker dont use smite or inferno staff if you do check your mailbox.

crystal osprey
#

Actually with scrier gaze and that one melee talent for psyker knife can kill carapace pretty damn good it feels like

crystal osprey
#

I know it sounds dumb

#

But

#

Itā€™s dumber

jaunty path
#

thats just fine

#

gun psyker is good

gloomy tartan
#

I seen those paired before

#

Yeah

jaunty path
#

heavy las gun is goated

#

does a lot of damage to reapers

gloomy tartan
#

The one with the shank?

jaunty path
#

so you're already on the right track

crystal osprey
#

I did make an inferno build

visual vortex
#

All lasguns are good

jaunty path
crystal osprey
#

But I donā€™t see the appeal

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Inf las fun is peak

crystal osprey
#

I mean it both feels like I do no damage and feels like I do way too much

jaunty path