general-chat

[bitter hinge]

is anyone down to grind the dream team achievement/penence? rolling steel is 5 1/2 minutes per run

[thorn herald]

Played my first Havoc --

& the fucking game crashed just right before the ending boss's HP went to 0.

This fucking game.

[spring talon]

Anyone having conncetion issues?

[astral basin]

Try #vox-lfg-lexicanum or any of the class chats
Asking here will get the request drowned under people shooting the shit

[whole glade]

He’s on his way home

gimme like 5 mins

[astral basin]

“BABE DOES MY ASS TASTE LIKE AN OFFBRAND DIET??”

[jaunty path]

fs dont deserve ur money

[astral basin]

“I just walked in the fuvkin door 😔 “

[delicate cove]

Mine taste like rootbeer

[whole glade]

Im just gonna ask what he thinks

[whole glade]

He’s asked me worse before.

[delicate cove]

Everyone 18+ post what your ass tastes like

(I’m joking

[potent sage]

why are the moebian 6th troopers called scabs

[astral basin]

Technically, we are a pg13 server*

[jaunty path]

carapace prolly

[whole glade]

bc they got a bunch of em

[thorn herald]

Fortunately, got this game as a gift.

[jaunty path]

and that they look like scabs

[jaunty path]

good

[thorn herald]

But these error codes & crashes. ffs.

[stuck crescent]

that is funneh

[delicate cove]

I WAS JOKING

[thorn herald]

So far the worst was, rubberbanding from being in the ending elevator, right into the earlier horde I ran away from, & with the elevator now blocked off. Lost the game.

Waste of a clutch.

[delicate cove]

God damn

[astral basin]

I thought it was the other way around until last month
Scabs bc nasty cultists, dregs bc what’s rest of thr guard

[whole glade]

Okay he said what he puts on it or like code red mtn dew.

[delicate cove]

WHAT

[whole glade]

Yep

[astral basin]

Tbf
You might as well have been a human code red bottle last month

[whole glade]

That shit ass is a freaky aussie

[whole glade]

[delicate cove]

Shout out red 40

[spring talon]

I just finished my Penance Armor and wanted to start playing Havoc today but can't hardly maintain a good connection...

[delicate cove]

Gotta be my fav dye

[potent sage]

oh boy i hope SPACE MARINE 2 isnt a buggy mess

[delicate cove]

Blue 3 is a close second

[potent sage]

i hope it has tons of content and replayability!

i hope it's FUN

[stuck crescent]

I like yellow 5

Its the best, because its yellow

Yellow is best colour

[astral basin]

What? You were groaning in chat how muvh of it you were drinking

[delicate cove]

Personally I prefer purple

[stuck crescent]

Really?

[delicate cove]

Maybe 🤔

[whole glade]

Code Red

??

[potent sage]

heh... good thing i spent 20 dollars on it

[delicate cove]

Smarter than me

[stuck crescent]

I would have never guessed you like purple, purple chowder from the hit cartoon network show "chowder"

[astral basin]

Yeah?

[stuck crescent]

Crazy

[potent sage]

i will NEVER pay full price for a video game if it's over 40 dollars amerikan

NEVER EVER

[whole glade]

i’m on a Rootbeer binge now

[delicate cove]

I would have never guessed that you hate the krieg. The 46th person to ever hate the krieg

[astral basin]

Oml

[delicate cove]

I got it on sale

[potent sage]

i got it on sale too el oh el

[delicate cove]

But the 50 dollar version

[potent sage]

what did u buy it for

oh

im sorry to hear that

[delicate cove]

It’s okay

[potent sage]

or maybe that's good idk i havent read any reviews

how is it in ur opinion

[whole glade]

gup

[delicate cove]

It’s not the worst game

I could be playing dbd

[astral basin]

Drop a Mugs brand into a Coke

[whole glade]

building moar Black Templars

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[delicate cove]

I enjoyed it it’s a pretty game

[stuck crescent]

I need to finish my guardsmen

[whole glade]

i fw cherries in a coke

[potent sage]

did you download the 4k texture dlc

[delicate cove]

Oh fuh naw

[potent sage]

😭

[delicate cove]

Don’t install that bs

[potent sage]

missus blew up my dms and was like "ABBBBBBBBY DONT INSTALL THE 4K TEXTURE PACK!!!"

"ABBBY IT'S 200 GIGABYTES!!!!!!"

[delicate cove]

LMFAOO

[gloomy tartan]

Listen to the stink one

They know many things

[whole glade]

I fw Arby’s chimken sammich 🖤

[potent sage]

arby's is actually repulsive

[modest flume]

Dregs because they're literal dregs of society, scabs because they cross the picket line

[gloomy tartan]

Yo bro

Why don’t we have big chickens

[potent sage]

arby's is a testament to all that is evil

[gloomy tartan]

Like big as a ostrich

[spring talon]

Arby's is in the top 5 fake meat list.

[drowsy lynx]

They'd probably not taste as good

[gloomy tartan]

Ok but

[potent sage]

we do, farmers like to breed chickens to be bigger and have more meat

[gloomy tartan]

Chicken mount

[potent sage]

they suffer a lot more

[delicate cove]

Arby’s is the type of place you go to with your biggest op

[drowsy lynx]

you make a strong argument

[gloomy tartan]

No I mean bigger size not meat

[potent sage]

heart failure and skeletal deformities

[gloomy tartan]

Like think about it

[astral basin]

Meat

[delicate cove]

Maybe a jockey of some sort?

[drowsy lynx]

I think any bird large enough to ride would be trying to eat you

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a mount you can eat if worse comes to worse

[modest flume]

All things are good in moderation

[gloomy tartan]

No but you carry a bag of frozen rats for it

[delicate cove]

A chicken jockey perhaps

[astral basin]

I have some wings i can munch on 🤔

They wont be filling tho

[gloomy tartan]

I mean dude they have people ride ostriches

[true minnow]

Why are there sometimes 5 people in a dropship

[gloomy tartan]

All I’m saying is we genetically engineered a chicken the size of a horse what’s the worse that would happen

We obviously wouldn’t want it to be a rooster

Because that’s just a fucking Utah raptor at that point

Damn that is the issue with giant chickens roosters can be Agro as fuck…

[stuck crescent]

glitch

just ignore it

[warm junco]

guys...

guys...

[stuck crescent]

don't ask why they dont send more than four people per mission

[warm junco]

ranik danci

[gloomy tartan]

Because more than 4 of us and we would start getting ideas

[warm junco]

🥵

[green vector]

[astral basin]

They could win a war with Australia

[gloomy tartan]

Hear me out

Your on your LAND

Invaders attack

Your gut shot by one of them bastards

As you try to reload your _ they break the door down

Your rooster the size of a horse proceeds to kill the entire group and bring you one still half alive as a gift

[modest flume]

Kill them with your hotshot lasgun as the founding fathers intended

[astral basin]

Chris is gonna lose his fkn mind when he learns about ostriches

[gloomy tartan]

No but like bro

You know how chickens just swallow rats

Imagine one the size of a horse

Against your enemies

[modest flume]

Or cassowaries

[gloomy tartan]

Those are based af

Cool crest

[modest flume]

Or emu, just straight up

[gloomy tartan]

The males are Agro when they want some fuck

Or your in their territory

They will chase you long distances

A chicken is stocky tho man

Size them up to a horse

That’s a fucking guard dinosaur

Feed it since it hatches

That’s just a cockatrice but real lol

They had the same idea in medieval times big rooster size of horse scary

[modest flume]

My brother

they are

[true minnow]

Damn dog handlers are buff

[gloomy tartan]

I guess y’all aren’t ready for giant chickens yet

But your kids are gonna love em

Ride em around

Replace the e scooters

[astral basin]

Necron moleculizer guns

Why tf did mechanicus call them

Teleporter

Guns

Did they have age restrictions to worry about?

[true minnow]

Maybe they teleport peoples flesh away

[astral basin]

Technically correct

[astral laurel]

Best bird is the bearded vulture (I am a bearded vulture)

[potent sage]

titus looks like an moid

[green vector]

quiet you beta

[potent sage]

i have never ever been called a beta in my entire life

[jaunty path]

beta

[astral basin]

Technically correct
Space marines arent human

[wild vector]

The Beta Marines

[modest flume]

They're FILTHY MUTANTS

[true minnow]

Also am I imagining things or do a shitload of people not know how to scan the area when prompted

[potent sage]

i'd imagine they do but theyre too preoccupied by enemies to care

which is why YOU gotta do it

[true minnow]

But I am over here doing BOFFA

[graceful hamlet]

Everyone should play the Fire Warrior game now that it’s on Steam

See the Tau supremacy

Mow down hordes of wimpy guard and space marines

[stuck crescent]

When guardsmen game?

[potent sage]

my name is sergeant christopher jesusina and i am the chapter librarian-wizard-sodamachinestocker of the poopshitters warcriminalus legion

[green vector]

44 chainswords and not 1 with 60 mobility

fucking dogshit game

[astral basin]

Technically correct
They are engineered, altered, mutated from their original form

[stuck crescent]

Guess who got 60 mobility on his first chainsword

[potent sage]

arent space marines derived from humans

[stuck crescent]

[potent sage]

who are spliced up so they are basically abhumans

[graceful hamlet]

Tau space marine chapter when 🙏

[stuck crescent]

Please no

let the tau have their own things

[graceful hamlet]

The fan mock ups go so hard

[stuck crescent]

they dont need space marines

[graceful hamlet]

I want official guevesa models too

[stuck crescent]

That ones fair

[graceful hamlet]

Let me send my little human cannon fodder into the meat grinder

In their air conditioned transport

[potent sage]

astartes
doesnt follow the codex astartes

[frank geyser]

Can somebody help me get just a flesh wound really quick?

[graceful hamlet]

Which one is that?

[frank geyser]

heresy train mission 10 minutes max

20minutes as zealot 1 wound

[potent sage]

@gloomy tartan help!

[graceful hamlet]

Yea why not

[frank geyser]

6005693260

[teal token]

E

[graceful hamlet]

Ez game

[frank geyser]

ezy, thanks dude

[graceful hamlet]

No problem

Was fun to just barrel through

[frank geyser]

3 am for us so we done for today, but if u want to carry or play more tomorrow ++

[graceful hamlet]

Yea it’s only like 7:20 pm for me

[frank geyser]

😭

[graceful hamlet]

I pray for more full armor Ogryn drip this week 🙏

[nocturne bloom]

Best part about my job is when I work until 11pm, get home at 12 and then have to get up within 5 hours for another shift

[graceful hamlet]

(I’m like 1300 penance points away from the blue armor)

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[potent sage]

did someone say six seven

oh my god space marine 2 is LAUNCHING

[tawdry edge]

i got 703 hours today on space marine 2

[potent sage]

can't be that good

[graceful hamlet]

Mid Marines 2

[tawdry edge]

its really not im just that autistic

[potent sage]

god this game fucking sucks its just a black screen

[graceful hamlet]

It’s pretty fun, and the campaign is fun

[tawdry edge]

pc skill issue

[marsh iris]

watermarines

[graceful hamlet]

Everything around the actual gameplay is ass tho

[potent sage]

cant even install the 4k textures

shit will brick my entire drive

OH MY GOD ITS LOADING

[tawdry edge]

Campaign is okay if you ignore its pure space marine power fantasy, completely not lore accurate and if you dont mind payin a lot of money for the pve cosmetics

plus pvp sucks

never touch it

[modest flume]

Me yesterday, Got home at almost 11 (started at 8), and started today at 7, finished 6:30

[tawdry edge]

For me PvE is where all the fun is

:)

[graceful hamlet]

Imagine if Darktide forced you to group with whoever you quickplayed into and to leave their group you had to reload the lobby but the loading screen is 20 times longer

[potent sage]

oh my god it's precreating my shaders

[tawdry edge]

Doesnt take that long if your pc isnt ass

[graceful hamlet]

Also I’m still annoyed that you can’t double or triple up on classes

[tawdry edge]

30 seconds at best for me

[potent sage]

do i have to pay for all the cosmetics

or can i unlock some basic mediocre ones by doing like challenges and shit

[tawdry edge]

This happens because Saber had the amazing idea to make every class it's own character, therefore you can't be all characters at the same time

[tawdry edge]

Theres basic mid ones

[graceful hamlet]

There’s basic earnable ones

[potent sage]

fuckkkkkk bro

[modest flume]

Best you get is "Mission aborted due to an unexpected error" and it cheats you out of a Havoc deployment

[potent sage]

70 million dollars and i have to BUY my cosmetics................................

(i got it for 20)

[quick bloom]

Welcome to Warhammer

[graceful hamlet]

Also if you buy the voice packs for new chapters you still hear the ultramarine voices for most of the mission

[potent sage]

OH MY GOD THE AQUILA

i know like next to shit about space marines

maybe this will help me find a chapter that i like

[modest flume]

It won't

[potent sage]

w larp

[quick bloom]

There's one and a half chapters

[graceful hamlet]

You get to hear a space wolf too

[quick bloom]

Unfortuantely

[storm oracle]

A lot of warhammer games are discontinued on steam rn

[potent sage]

helmet on or off

[regal jasper]

damn, today I take 100 hours on SM2

[potent sage]

guys this is very important helmet on or off

[regal jasper]

yaaay

[quick bloom]

On

[modest flume]

Off because it's very important for a character to emote with a visible face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quick bloom]

On because why be a walking tank if you're gonna have the most killable part of the tank go unarmored

[potent sage]

well to be fair im a giant hulking mass of flesh and steel with like the tinniest head

and shiny helmets DO attract snipers.......

can i be a fem marine

[true minnow]

Whole team got launched off a side thing at the very end of an expedition

[timber elk]

Thank god

Some of them are just genuinely bad

[fiery wave]

But some are good but no longer sold

[graceful hamlet]

I’m hyped to play Fire Warrior

[storm oracle]

Cause I was thinking about getting either Dawn of war 2 or total war 3 and I’m just not sure

[timber elk]

Dawn of war 3 isn’t out yet

Oh

[tawdry edge]

Most of them aren't even that bad what are you talking about

[timber elk]

Wait

[potent sage]

game crashed

[timber elk]

Nvm you said total war 3

[graceful hamlet]

Also that OG Warhammer fantasy total war is up on steam now

[timber elk]

I thought you said dawn of war 3

[potent sage]

froze on the beginning cutscene and then died

[tawdry edge]

PC issue

[graceful hamlet]

The one before the total war devs made theirs

[potent sage]

do they set ur shit to the max or something

[timber elk]

Shadow of the horned rat?

[tawdry edge]

no

[potent sage]

pleaaaaase let my piece of shit rig play this fucking game 🙏🏽

[graceful hamlet]

Oh yea that too, I was talking about Mark of Chaos iirc

[timber elk]

Oh

Well as long as it isn’t that space wolf mobile game or that warhammer chess game I don’t care

Those are literally horrible

[graceful hamlet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4280940/Warhammer_Mark_of_Chaos__Gold_Edition_Classic/?curator_clanid=34274830

There’s a whole bunch of them

[timber elk]

Okay let’s take a look puts on his reading glasses

[tawdry edge]

Warhammer chess game?

[graceful hamlet]

https://store.steampowered.com/sale/warhammer-classics?l=english

[storm oracle]

Total war 3 has gotten a lot of mixed reviews and I’m not a big age of sigmar guy

[timber elk]

Regicide

[modest flume]

DoW 2 is massively downscaled compared to 1

[timber elk]

It’s basically advanced chess

[graceful hamlet]

Here’s the link to all the classics they put up today

Even has Epic 40k

[modest flume]

It looks good and the VAs are amazing, but it mainly shines through the campaign(s), Last Stand, PvP

PvE is.. eh

[tawdry edge]

Oh yeah that game is kinda mid but its not as bad

[timber elk]

Oh my goodness

You can get dawn of war and 2 for like 15 bucks

That’s like

Hours upon hours of content and replay ability

We truly are in the golden age of warhammer video games

[graceful hamlet]

Dark Crusade my beloved

[modest flume]

I am death

I am fearless

I am invincible

[timber elk]

Noooo

[modest flume]

COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND

[timber elk]

It’s

I am TITLE CARD

[tawdry edge]

Proceeds to take the biggest beating in the entire show for the remaining of the episode

[verbal light]

In havoc 21+ should i continue play trio with friends or find ramdom teammate for complete the mission?

[timber elk]

So 18 bucks

[modest flume]

boffum

Do what you want, doesn't matter

[timber elk]

That’s like 6 months worth of content to play @graceful hamlet

[graceful hamlet]

Yea it’s peak

[timber elk]

Not to mention you also have total warhammer 1 and 2

So that went up to 30$ and 2 years worth of content

[graceful hamlet]

Gothic Armada is like 2 bucks atm

[tawdry edge]

i got all of the Dawn of War games already

:)

[timber elk]

Wow

If I wasn’t a console player this would be like a bandit going on a stealing rampage

[potent sage]

fuck i forgot to change my settings and now im in the "new game" screen 😭

i cant back out of it

[graceful hamlet]

Also here’s peak. Tau stay winning 💪 https://store.steampowered.com/app/4280930/Warhammer_40000_Fire_Warrior_Classic/?curator_clanid=34274830

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf any mediocre laptop could run most of these games

[timber elk]

Ahh. The original “halo killer”

[timber elk]

True but I’m saving up for a actually decent gaming laptop

[graceful hamlet]

Technically you could still make out like a bandit now, you just won’t get to enjoy them until later

[timber elk]

True

But in all seriousness

These are really good deals

And years worth of content

This is

A 10/10 steam sale event

Perfect for anyone who’s getting into warhammer

[graceful hamlet]

Shadow of the Horned Rat actually looks pretty fun

[timber elk]

Hmmm

Lot of better looking games during 95

Sheesh

And we had fucking super Mario 64

You kidding me?

Wow

This looks terrible @graceful hamlet

But in a good charming way I think?

[rustic crescent]

do ppl play with linux? on here?

[timber elk]

I’m not sure I’m sorry

[sleek harness]

Lqmb

It's square guy

[timber elk]

Hey skaven

[tired inlet]

I think this is my favorite dialogue right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb6TFVFj-k4

The femVeteran goin'"WHAT'S 'YER POINT!?"

[timber elk]

Skav. Check out the steam link with these old warhammer games

[sleek harness]

No

Only if you give me 1 dollar

[astral laurel]

Julius Caesar you are not.

[sleek harness]

I need 1 dollar to buy medicine

Come on

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

I found some miniatures I couldn’t find

Fucking yay

[graceful hamlet]

The old stuff can have a lot of charm. Dark Omen is cool with the whole mercenary company shtick and choices to make during the campaign. Also holy shit Epic 40k has FMV cutscenes let’s goooooo

[gloomy tartan]

Bunch of 1/72 scale stuff

[timber elk]

@graceful hamlet you know vaer. What really bothers me is that we had fallout and fallout 2 during this time and that looks millions of times better than the old warhammer games

I don’t know

Maybe I’m just being picky

[gloomy tartan]

lol I tried to make it a fallout toy set ironically

It has a yellow radscorpion

A wolf for Dogmeat

Bear for Yao guai

[astral laurel]

I have tried to like fallout but I can't

[sleek harness]

Cherry picking is a sin

[gloomy tartan]

Even got a trex that I could approximate for dinky

[sleek harness]

In the

Uh

40k bible

[timber elk]

OH COME ON.

Vaer look at chainsaw warrior

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone smells in fallout

[true minnow]

Can you kick people if you start the mission or is it a vote to kick system

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the one bad part about fallout

Fallout smells

🙁

[timber elk]

It’s fucking dice!

[sleek harness]

Vote kick system

[graceful hamlet]

Embrace the funny graphics. As long as the game’s good.

[astral laurel]

The 40k bible is what started all the problems in 40k

[true minnow]

Space aids

[timber elk]

Chainsaw warrior is not good because it’s just fucking dice

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

I am dying

I got

[tawdry edge]

warpstone sickness

[sleek harness]

No

[graceful hamlet]

You mean like most tabletop games

[timber elk]

Wait

How Is dark future a classic?

That got release in 2019

[graceful hamlet]

Dunno why they included those under the classic titles ngl

[tawdry edge]

its been 7 years already

[graceful hamlet]

I didn’t even know about the Corsair game that released 9 years ago

[astral laurel]

2019 was last year though...

[graceful hamlet]

Warhammer fantasy naval combat game? Like shit, sign me up

[sleek harness]

Imagine being in 2020

Such old times

[timber elk]

Warhammer the Horus heresy……looks like shit

No

It’s just shit

[astral laurel]

Buddy we've been stuck in 2020 for 6 years

[sleek harness]

Nah

[tawdry edge]

me when i lie

[sleek harness]

We got cure to lame plague

That one which people thought it was made by bats

[tawdry edge]

fs can i say somethiing funny

[amber portal]

I love ogryns grenade laucher guys

[astral laurel]

No we don't. We have a preventative that half the fucking world pretends is deadlier than the plague itself because they're lead-brained dumbasses

[sleek harness]

Did you just called me fs

[tawdry edge]

yes.

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn supremacy 💪

[sleek harness]

Why

[astral laurel]

You are FatShark now

[tawdry edge]

abbreviation

[astral laurel]

(Almost wrote that as FarShart something is wrong with me)

[fiery wave]

Wait, Herald of Oblivion is back on the store?

[tawdry edge]

It matches, FatShark is just as shiity as a shart

[sleek harness]

That's the stupidest abbreviation I ever heard

[tawdry edge]

i dont care

[graceful hamlet]

A bunch of oldies are https://store.steampowered.com/sale/warhammer-classics?l=english

[astral laurel]

But you have heard of it

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[tawdry edge]

just wanted to say

[sleek harness]

That's for Fatshark

[graceful hamlet]

FatShart

[potent sage]

EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART 😭

my computer is BRICKING

[fiery wave]

It was taken down like last year, GW licensing or something.

[potent sage]

i am not surviving this UNDERTAKING

[sleek harness]

Cool

Buy another

American

[astral laurel]

Quickly, install Linux

[tawdry edge]

that the fullbody commission + background i ordered from an artist will probably be finished faster than your pixel art for my pfp

[graceful hamlet]

Dunno if the one you mentioned is back tho

[fiery wave]

It is, I checked.

Under classics.

[tawdry edge]

just bought it

[graceful hamlet]

I’m hyped to hit the old RTS games and fire warrior

[fiery wave]

Did GW do something smart?

[astral laurel]

I'm waiting for my artist friend to clear out his queue so I can dump two Hot Bird Lady comms on him

[modest flume]

** ALL GUARDSMEN, FOLLOW ME TO GLORY!**

[sleek harness]

Since when did Karien became a saint

[tawdry edge]

Does he also do scalies?

[fiery wave]

Like, just mark them as possibly non-canon but avaliable?

[astral laurel]

Ye

[fiery wave]

Ask @wind hornet

[tawdry edge]

interesting.... might i be presented to them for maybe a commission in the near future?

[graceful hamlet]

Fire Warrior is super canon, thank you very much

[tawdry edge]

fire warrior is mid because its tau

[astral laurel]

But he's only doing sketches right now because he wants to work on his colouring to make it faster and it currently is too slow for comms

[sleek harness]

@wind hornet didn't knew you made people into Popes

[tawdry edge]

damn

[astral laurel]

I dunno he's kinda nsfw and I don't know how old you are

[graceful hamlet]

It’s peak, because there’s no Krieg

[tawdry edge]

its in my bio dawg

[astral laurel]

That would be great if I could read

[tawdry edge]

my next birthday is funny number

9+10

[sleek harness]

Imagine checking bios every 20 seconds to make sure nobody blocked me

Couldn't be me

[graceful hamlet]

Easier to just react to everyone’s message

[sleek harness]

No that's annoying

[tawdry edge]

i fear people blocked me due to how they no longer answer me when i talk on chat but oh well it happens

[astral laurel]

Well Skaven if it helps I have not blocked you and I block people quite often for even the slightest things

[sleek harness]

In the SM2 server right

[astral laurel]

How is that funny :0

[tired inlet]

like for having unbreakable scales?

[tawdry edge]

Nah here

[tawdry edge]

21...

[graceful hamlet]

That’s not 67

[tawdry edge]

I'm dfucking banned from the SM2 server lmao

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

[regal jasper]

[sleek harness]

Turn ping on

[astral laurel]

No. I've blocked for people with weird vibes

[sleek harness]

For the love of god

[astral laurel]

And later been proven 100% correct

[potent sage]

dude this game plays like a fucking dream

WHY is the opening cinematic so fucking LAGGY then 😭

[astral laurel]

how does nine plus ten equal twenty-one :0

[graceful hamlet]

I don’t think anyone here has blocked me yet

[potent sage]

i have frames capped at SIXETY

[tawdry edge]

I am notgonna lie I kinda dont want to

[sleek harness]

You are blocking everyone here then?

[sleek harness]

Why not

[tawdry edge]

U ready to be the first?

[tawdry edge]

:>

[astral laurel]

No, just a few.

[green vector]

at least 1 for me

[regal jasper]

no.

[green vector]

[tawdry edge]

Am I too old?

Is that it

[sleek harness]

Is heorthu one of them?

[astral laurel]

I got banned from DRG lol

[tawdry edge]

but fursona

[astral laurel]

No.

[green vector]

same

[sleek harness]

Dang

[green vector]

[regal jasper]

no

[sleek harness]

I thought Heorthu would have one more hater

[regal jasper]

and u know why

[potent sage]

am I one of them

[tawdry edge]

Whats DRG

[graceful hamlet]

My ragebait must continue 💪

[potent sage]

deep rock galactic

[astral laurel]

Though I got banned from DRG for crashing out at people who SHOULD have been banned.

[tawdry edge]

its mid

[astral laurel]

I dunno are you

[green vector]

skavens lil pal maci has me blocked

dont even know who he is

[potent sage]

i just killed a bunch of stinkin BUGS

[graceful hamlet]

Nuh uh

[potent sage]

meaning i am ULTIMATELY better than 90% of space marines

i got this dingy ahh chainsword when do i get a gun

[tired inlet]

when the dawi is no drengbarazi but a wozzok

[graceful hamlet]

I need to level my Arbites more, I named the dog Sixseven

[tawdry edge]

who

[sleek harness]

I got banned from Fear and Hunger server because they had a age option and I picked one of them out of curiosity

[astral laurel]

There were a bunch of children in the DRG server I blocked for being complete assholes and they made it their whole goal to just shit on me behind my back in that server. Mods did nothing. I finally called everyone out, told them to eat caesium salts, and left. And now I can't rejoin it lmaooo

[green vector]

macitosk or some shit

[astral laurel]

I had to try when I got the invite to Rogue Core

[tawdry edge]

You are an interesting specimen.

[green vector]

called me a dipshit and blocked me

cried myself to sleep

[tawdry edge]

what did you do to him for him to block you

[green vector]

dunno

bro has thin skin i think

[astral laurel]

think skink

[tawdry edge]

I am still confused on whats DRG

[sleek harness]

Listen, why the fuck would a underaged kid tell their actual age on that server

That's just stupid

[true minnow]

Yeah, kids are stupid

[tawdry edge]

Kids are stupid as hell

[stuck crescent]

Very stupid

[astral laurel]

Deep Rock Galactic. It's basically Darktide but you're Votann fighting against Tyrannids.

[tawdry edge]

People make their online username their entire name dawg

[true minnow]

And teenagers take to discord with identity politics and severe mentally ill perversion, this is nothing new

[tawdry edge]

Ah
I'm very bad with abbreviations

[stuck crescent]

Abby?

[sleek harness]

I usually see people like thoses in console

[astral laurel]

But it's also not actually Votann. It's just space dorf miners fighting bugs that want to stop them from stealing all the minerals.

[true minnow]

No one in particular

In fact this general sometimes goes off topic with crazy creepy shit

[stuck crescent]

And there's a dwarf named Karl?

[green vector]

LUL

[astral laurel]

Maybe

[stuck crescent]

I know that much

[graceful hamlet]

Gooners gonna goon

[astral laurel]

You're like brand new what do you mean creepy shit.

[stuck crescent]

Krieg lovers are kind of creepy

I guess

[graceful hamlet]

Krieg lovers online are like a 50/50 chance of being chill

[true minnow]

Same weird pervert shit as pretty much anywhere else, it's very important to their character

[stuck crescent]

NO

THEYRE ALL BAD

[true minnow]

Krieg from borderlands?

[astral laurel]

This makes little sense.

[stuck crescent]

I DONT LIKE THEM, SOO THEY MUST BE BAD ALL THE TIME

THEYRE BAD FOR LIKING SOMETHING I DONT

[marsh iris]

krieg kokaine

[green vector]

Oh shit

He hit you with the k

[graceful hamlet]

There’s bad for liking Krieg and then there’s bad bad for worshipping WW2 German aesthetic

[stuck crescent]

It's over, he got you

You've been rumbled

[nocturne bloom]

Armpit lovers rise up

[marsh iris]

whats with the krieg hate, they're just mid

[green vector]

I wanna suck dukanes sweaty armpits

[stuck crescent]

Like unironically?

[marsh iris]

yeag

[tawdry edge]

They're like cadians but even worse

Because they have no flavor

[astral laurel]

Krieg isn't WWII, it's WWI, and it's a combo of French and German uniforms

[tawdry edge]

Yeah Steel Legion is WWII

[astral laurel]

Mmmmeh.

[marsh iris]

steel legions however

[graceful hamlet]

They are just grey Steel Legion

[astral laurel]

I thought Steel Legion was Britain WWI

[tawdry edge]

They're nazi chuds

Krieg but yellow

[astral laurel]

Armageddon Steel Legion? No?

[stuck crescent]

They don't do anything for me, i find the guard compelling because they're human. Because they're just a normal men and women with a flashlight facing down the horrors of the galaxy. The krieg's whole thing is that they're faceless barely human clones with no real personality. They're hard carried by ww1 aesthetic and unfunny memes,

[marsh iris]

line the f up

[tawdry edge]

and more tanks

[stuck crescent]

Gonna be honest, saying anything took insperation from the british union of fascists is the funniest thing ever

[tawdry edge]

They're not solely a single aesthetic but theyre WW2 germany tank crew

[astral laurel]

I just want to make a guard unit based on the Canadian Expeditionary Force of WWI

[green vector]

I'm gonna say it

[tawdry edge]

mainly

[green vector]

I don't care that you hurt your elbow

[true minnow]

Is this where people complain that the hyper masculine fascist totalitarian universe has too many parallels to nazis and offensive stuff?

[tawdry edge]

y would people complain abt that

[stuck crescent]

Mosley (like the rest of British fascism) was soo historically and politically irrelevant, its not even funny

[tawdry edge]

its 40k

its poking fun at all of those things

lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Here we go guys, Poltide

[green vector]

[astral laurel]

Yeah folks what don't get that 40k is satire are dumbass

[marsh iris]

ERE WE GO

[hazy kestrel]

Did somebody say? Politics?

[stuck crescent]

Nah, lets just laugh at Oswald Mosley and Lord Haw-Haw

[tawdry edge]

haw-haw is a funni name

[stuck crescent]

What a bunch of losers

[tawdry edge]

Most of them are just tourists seeking to ragebait people and just cause arguments inside the fandom

oooo political discourse ooooo

[regal jasper]

[tawdry edge]

chudette

[stuck crescent]

His real name was William Joyce, he immigrated from the U.S to the U.K

[astral laurel]

Oh boy the two most fascist nations in the west

[regal jasper]

?

[tawdry edge]

funni name

[stuck crescent]

Other than the fascist ones, obviously

[tawdry edge]

idk it sounds funny

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, he was a loser, like most members of the BUF

[astral laurel]

What other nations in the west are actually fash though. Maybe Argentina?

[stuck crescent]

.....maybe the nazis

and the itallians

[regal jasper]

ok

[graceful hamlet]

Stop the presses, Mr E has posted his updated Ogrynheimer build

[stuck crescent]

and Spanish

(arguably)

[tawdry edge]

brazil also had a dictatorship enforced by the US some years ago

[astral laurel]

Oh yeah maybe in the past but now?

[stuck crescent]

We're talkning history, you gammon

[nocturne bloom]

Chats turning vocal again, disregard 🗣️

[astral laurel]

I mean that's the US for you. Pretends to be a democracy but loves its fash.

[tawdry edge]

current US

[astral laurel]

I believe it's called backgammon.

[stuck crescent]

But yeah, the BUF's importance in history is super overblown

[somber stream]

How did you come to this conclusion lol

[regal jasper]

I like it, but I just dont know what to say

so I just read it

[stuck crescent]

(fuck you fallout london)

[astral laurel]

Do you not understand what a joke is

[graceful hamlet]

Hey, he changed like 1 talent, so that warrants another 17 minute video

[stuck crescent]

((Still mad you made the skins faction slaphappy boneheads))

[tawdry edge]

It's not their entire aesthetic but they do take shit from like Blizkrieg

[tawdry edge]

The sticker is also a joke

[green vector]

Absolute slop

[marsh iris]

why the nazis have all the drip

[astral laurel]

To be fair, Blitzkreig was just shock troop strats at a larger scale.

[tawdry edge]

propaganda

[stuck crescent]

So Mister E just doesn't know how to play ogryn, right?

[marsh iris]

smh

[astral laurel]

Literally because their uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss.

[green vector]

Pretty much

[stuck crescent]

He barley knows how to play darktide, lets be honest

[nocturne bloom]

I mean thats a tactic not an aesthetic

[tawdry edge]

the uniforms are purposefully designed to look like that so dumbfucks can go "ooo so cooll...." and join them

[stuck crescent]

I like the steel legion

They're yellow

[tawdry edge]

Yellow kriegs but at least theyre not clones

[marsh iris]

me when hallowette store

[swift tundra]

does mr e know anything besides total basics?

[stuck crescent]

It doesn't work anymore, they're getting minis

[whole glade]

Gulp

[crystal osprey]

hello

[astral laurel]

To be fair, this is not far off. Modern propaganda has always painted the nazis as ruthless and effective but like 90% of the upper levels of the group was literally obsessed with cults, esoterica, and weird ass ideas on whether or not magic could help them win

[somber stream]

Legion Drip:
Helmet: Combination of American M1 and German M38 Stahlhelm
Mask: RAF Type G Oxygen mask
Coat: Literally just generic piss yellow raincoat

[tawdry edge]

I'll keep slandering them because guard fans are annoying as hell

[nocturne bloom]

Save me, Koz

[thick coyote]

What's the setup

[astral laurel]

Like straight up Indiana Jones gets them really close to correct because they're idiots that think they're smart. Like tech bros.

[stuck crescent]

Its why he thinks weapons that arent op are bad

[true minnow]

Getting thrown into missions mid mission feels kind of like it shits on the story, even though that's kinda barely a thing

[tawdry edge]

the nazis were a bunch of dumfucks addicted to meth, lack of empathy and straight up believing the most bullshit of theories

[graceful hamlet]

Paul and Rumbler using the heavy hitter keystone

[stuck crescent]

Nott as annoying as choas nerds

[astral laurel]

Elon Musk

[whole glade]

Oh no. i forgot my permit

[swift tundra]

then he launches another absolute dogshit build and promotes it as havoc viable lmao

[stuck crescent]

nah, black templar is worse, nm

[tawdry edge]

He just likes history a little bit too much, guys!!! Its his aspergers!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Why do you have so many cursed stickers

[nocturne bloom]

Dont worry about it

[astral laurel]

Asperger was also a nazi.

[swift tundra]

i cant use react emojis but this shit is funny as hell

[stuck crescent]

"chainsword bad because it can't deal with carapace" yeah dude....that's not what its for

[whole glade]

Chaos is cringe. Night Lord supremacy. Also. Black Templar art and chapter structure is 10/10

[stuck crescent]

its not like I have other tools in my loadout or anything

[hazy kestrel]

Oh God, not you too SoL

[tawdry edge]

"Chaos is cringe!!!"
-proceeds to mention a chaos faction

[tawdry edge]

Grey role moment

[astral basin]

How the mods look at chat

[tawdry edge]

apergers...

[swift tundra]

i guess our lord and savior is too used to carrying havoc 30s, thats why

[whole glade]

Renegade Traitor ackshully!

[hazy kestrel]

Makes sense

[green vector]

Asparagus

[astral laurel]

Yeah it's a dude's name.

[hazy kestrel]

Is wack

[stuck crescent]

Chaos that think that chaos is better for the imperium citizens are cringe, I like some good big bads once and awhile

[astral laurel]

Top tier vedge

[tawdry edge]

They're chaos whetever you like it or not!!!

[whole glade]

CALL ME ASPARAGUS

[green vector]

No tf it aint

[hazy kestrel]

Yes it is

[tawdry edge]

[green vector]

Asparagus steak and mash is bussin

[hazy kestrel]

Wack

[whole glade]

I can so fucking out nerd yo ass. READ THE NIGHT LORD BOOKS BITCH!!

[tawdry edge]

I HAVE
THEY'RE FUCKING CHAOS
EVEN IF THEY DONT ADMIT IT OR REALIZE THEYRE ALL FUCKING CHAOS

[green vector]

[astral laurel]

Hot take: Space Marines are overrated. Yeah that includes Titus and Malum Caedo.

[tawdry edge]

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER

[tawdry edge]

"Hot take"

proceeds to say the coldest take ever

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, the omnibus hard carries the legion

[whole glade]

Are they under one chapter master like the BL?

[nocturne bloom]

Are hot takes ever going to actually have weight again

[tawdry edge]

thats not how it works

[whole glade]

The Night Haunter is good too

[timber elk]

spawns in the chat wearing wizard robes. Each finger having a magical ring capable of each element of the earth and a sick was ice staff DOU SPEAK ART OF DEATH OF SAINTS?!

[swift tundra]

valid but depends if its retcon no. 295 or retcon no. 5315

[green vector]

Hot take : I like eating food

[graceful hamlet]

Grab heavy hitter cleave talent so you can cleave through hordes with Paul light attack spam says Mr E

[stuck crescent]

I like how it omnibus just buries Abbadon, even in the setting the chaos marines know he's a loser

[timber elk]

Spoilers. He fucking hates Orgyn

[whole glade]

Lyn. The NL don’t have a structured worship of chaos. Making them under the definition of Renegade Traitor. 🤓

[marsh iris]

mewing while chewing

[timber elk]

like mister E has a huge hate boner for Orgyn

And I thought tanner had one before he left

[astral basin]

Trying to decide when to submit my taco bell order

[swift tundra]

gotta love it when he shits on anything ogryn has then promotes the most dogshit build imaginable in the current century

[tawdry edge]

This ragebait won't work

[nocturne bloom]

So nerdy.... marry me

[stuck crescent]

Even the Alpha legion are more structured than the NL

[whole glade]

Exactly

[timber elk]

I hardly say their dogshit

[whole glade]

I love NIGHT LORDS

[stuck crescent]

Its a really weird take from Lyn "chaos are secretly the good guys" xiee

[hazy kestrel]

Where eyes? 👁️ 👁️

[timber elk]

But his huge throbbing hate boner for orgyns is very appearnt

[swift tundra]

i havent played darktide in quite some time but didnt he promote some very questionable builds back in the day?

[stuck crescent]

Curze is neat, as far as hypocritical monsters go

[timber elk]

No

[whole glade]

No one is. thsts the fun of 40k

[tawdry edge]

qwhen did i ever say that

[timber elk]

His builds are consistent

But I don’t use a lot of them

[graceful hamlet]

Erm, Chaos is only bad because all the races believe they’re bad so the warp makes them bad. Duh.

[stuck crescent]

Except for the guard, they never did anything wrong. They were just following orders

: )

[whole glade]

sharpens the skinning knife so…you like not reading lore huh?….

[hazy kestrel]

Consistently bad

[timber elk]

If anyone genuinely believes chaos secretly good. Please look up what iron warriors do to make new marines

[whole glade]

My NL warband feels bad for the guard. not the commissioners.

[hazy kestrel]

We don’t talk about the Daemonculaba

[timber elk]

I didnt say anything about the dsemonculaba

[tawdry edge]

middest concept ever for chaos faction

[swift tundra]

im genuinely asking because im not sure, didnt he make a video about how shredder autopistol hivescum is peak?

[timber elk]

That was all you

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[timber elk]

:[

[tawdry edge]

wish the daemonculaba was an actual good concept to make marines instead of r%pe machine

[marsh iris]

daemonculaba mentioned

[timber elk]

Ian Watson probably made the idea up

[thick coyote]

Ah I see
Bigger booms build

[timber elk]

Knowing THAT OLD FUCKS WORK

[hazy kestrel]

Ian Watson is dead

[tawdry edge]

nah it didnt envolve enough poop for him to be involved

[stuck crescent]

Curze is a hypocrite, Its why he let himself get killed. Otherwise he'd have to admit to himself that Sevatar was right, that there was another wat to do things but he prefered the easier one, everything he did was just because he wanted to, because he enjoyed it

[timber elk]

Not yet

[tawdry edge]

he died today

[timber elk]

Somehow…..Ian Watson returned

[hazy kestrel]

He ain’t coming back pal

[stuck crescent]

Is Lyons still alive?

sad

[hazy kestrel]

He’s dead

[whole glade]

Omg bruh…Curze did to prove a point. Asked his legion not to kill her. ya da ya da. 8th bad.

[timber elk]

But in all seriousness

I don’t like how the topic of the daemoculaba is handled

[graceful hamlet]

Watching him play a heavy hitter Taunt Ogryn and seeing how he lets his team frontline is just funny

[timber elk]

Like Lynixe mentioned. It’s just a r@pe machine that is handled very poorly because “ WE GOTTA BE EDGY FOR THE SAKE OF EDGY”

[stuck crescent]

Hes still not as bad as Mortarion. Cannonically, just the worst

[tawdry edge]

Daemonculaba had more potential to be an actual cool concept

[stuck crescent]

no

[timber elk]

IF handled properly

[rocky radish]

Dark tidings to all

[whole glade]

Curze is the most reasonable and understandable primarch besides Lion. 🖤

[timber elk]

But clearly GW are a bunch immature idiots who use one hand while writing

[warm junco]

can you all remind me what demoncoolaba is 🙂 🙂 ))))

[tawdry edge]

violence against women is grimdark, clearly!!!!
smh

[stuck crescent]

Don't tell iron warrior nerds that.

[whole glade]

I said what i said.

[timber elk]

R@pe machine to breed new iron warriors

To put it very very bluntly

[warm junco]

explain

[timber elk]

???!

I just did!?

[warm junco]

more details

[timber elk]

No???

[warm junco]

yes

[timber elk]

NUH UH

[swift tundra]

Nobody asked but im going to sleep. Wish you a very nice day wherever you are from guys

[timber elk]

ABSOLUTELY NOT

[tawdry edge]

they get women, they expand their uterus until it can literally have an entire astartes inside of it
push them inside of there, gets out chaos
pretty much

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[marsh iris]

sleep tight grey name

[timber elk]

Ughhh…..why did you have to give details….

[warm junco]

alright i remmeber it correctly then thx

[stuck crescent]

Dream dreams of hating the krieg

[tawdry edge]

man asked for it gently

[warm junco]

its not so scary

[timber elk]

It’s not that it’s scary

[timber elk]

It’s the fact it’s a concept just for the sake of being edgy

[stuck crescent]

Just another example of chaos being full of edgy nerds (BILE)

[rocky radish]

As someone with no knowledge, I wonder why you hate the krieg so much

[hazy kestrel]

Bile has standards

[warm junco]

i think demonculaba is cool

not edgy at all

[tawdry edge]

It's not scary it's just badly written
had a good concept, turned into r%pe fantasy for no reason

[warm junco]

well i guess i know only about concept

[timber elk]

Yeah. The concept is grimdark but the writing about it is horrific

[warm junco]

i see

[stuck crescent]

(copy paste) They don't do anything for me, i find the guard compelling because they're human. Because they're just a normal men and women with a flashlight facing down the horrors of the galaxy. The krieg's whole thing is that they're faceless, barely, human test-tub clones with no real personality. They're hard carried by ww1 aesthetic and unfunny memes more then their actual lore, which varies from mid to insufferable

[timber elk]

Like in a writing stand point

[hazy kestrel]

There are some things that should not be written down

That’s my take on it

[stuck crescent]

My take is, it's dumb

simple as

[somber stream]

In the 42nd millenium, there is only wholesome and non-violence content

[timber elk]

someone obviously read the inquisition war trilogy Ian Watson made. Saw the fuck pouch paragraph and thought. “Damn I should take this and use it as a 100x fucking worst way”

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Licht

[rocky radish]

Totally fair then. Thanks for the info

[somber stream]

Ello Thammer

[marsh iris]

Chaos forces Joybaiting Imperium

[timber elk]

Stupid damn garbage horn dog writing

[marsh iris]

though i think that would be alpharius doing

[timber elk]

Than he’s doing a pretty good job so far

If he’s getting a reaction out of us talking about the daemonculaba

[somber stream]

Abaddon: "I WILL touch you unappropriately Guilliman"
Guilliman: "Reddit, please cancel this person"

[timber elk]

But the shit is working

[somber stream]

And then the galaxy was saved

[stuck crescent]

A-badd-one

It will never not make me laugh

[timber elk]

HAHAHAHAHA slaps knee

[marsh iris]

ereaction

[hazy kestrel]

Yabba-Dabba-Don

[stuck crescent]

Sometimes I miss early GW humour

........sometimes

[somber stream]

Also i found a picture of a bunch of Trench Crusader larpers

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[somber stream]

With combat nuns in Germany, goes hard

[timber elk]

Hmmm?

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

Ooooo I like combat nuns as a idea

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

Women in plate armour is hot and you can't convince me otherwise

[timber elk]

The outfits could definitely use more dirt and grime

[marsh iris]

guilliman getting abbadoned at untowards locations

[stuck crescent]

You ever think Zelot class gets mad when general just posts photos to their chat

[timber elk]

No? Who cares.

[hazy kestrel]

Who cares

[somber stream]

We are one

[hazy kestrel]

It’s Zealot chat

[lethal solstice]

Them

Apparently

[somber stream]

Okay, submit a formal complaint to the nearest administration office

[somber stream]

Those at hardcore medieval larp event do that

Even muds and shite for funsies no i am not joking

[stuck crescent]

That is........

funneh

[timber elk]

I know. I’m just saying trench crusade is a very dirty setting

[somber stream]

Lol ye

[stuck crescent]

dirty and stupid setting

[marsh iris]

it feels more grim than 40k i feel

[stuck crescent]

Its more grimderp then grimdark

[somber stream]

It's a bit too edgy for my taste

[stuck crescent]

What? You dont like the part where they ate jesus christ alive?

[timber elk]

Yes

[stuck crescent]

Or the city powered by unborn babies

[somber stream]

I like the idea of Nuke witches

[timber elk]

Yes

I like the idea of everything is fucked and ruined

BECAUSE ITS THE LITERAL END TIMES

[stuck crescent]

You know........

[timber elk]

Yes? :3

[somber stream]

Yet the scale is too grand and resources, too bountiful for an 'end time' scenario

[stuck crescent]

you really should have answered with no, not yes

[timber elk]

Well I’m also not being serious

[stuck crescent]

Because it's a double negeative

[timber elk]

Doub- DOUBLE NEGATIVE!?

[stuck crescent]

No to a no making a postive

[hazy kestrel]

Stop being so negative, smh.

[timber elk]

Okay i apologize than.

But I will agree with some things

[stuck crescent]

I just think its kind of stupid

[timber elk]

I do think the setting trench crusade does have questionable moments

[somber stream]

It's unsustainable, yeah

[stuck crescent]

Also, I have never seen anyone talk about the minis

[marsh iris]

less double negatives more double chocolate

😋

[timber elk]

Uhhhh people have been

And trust me

People ARENT happy

[stuck crescent]

I am unsuprised

[jaunty path]

in 2030

[timber elk]

People are like really really pissed

[jaunty path]

we're gonna live in vrchat

[stuck crescent]

ych a fi

[timber elk]

Missus you are in a vrchat

[jaunty path]

no im not

[timber elk]

Yes you are

[stuck crescent]

We're in vrchat right now, missus

[hazy kestrel]

Technological Dystopia here we come

[marsh iris]

im jacking in

[timber elk]

[marsh iris]

(like the matrix)

[timber elk]

I know