#general-chat
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yaaaayyyy
Ya power sword is a weird case where it's absurdly powerful but just
Doesn't feel good
Self lobotomy imminent
I'd rather chainsword or shovel, both can horde clear withing having to power up every 2 seconds and deal with carapace.
love my hyperconsumerist chudette life
How and why did you get this
so called
leftist
anti capitalist
Tbf you could block cancel the power up to start your combo faster but
Even then, it's still sluggish
That's part of the annoyance. I can't just swing my damn weapon.
hey little (wo)man........................ everything around me has been built by blood
Mainly because of that slowdown while you power it.
the chips in my keyboard probably involved the shooting of a congolese miner
Sis just install revanced its not hard

How do you know
in order to subsist in society you must engage with it
You hate society yet you LIVE in it
Just install revanced.
I can help you with Spotify on pc if u want
its rlly easy
very no brainer
Youtube
Yes
uh idk
but
I can get you free spotify
on pc at least
on youtube I just use revanced
Did you guys know, that cooking while listening to Jesper Kyd makes your rations taste like they were cooked for the Emperor himself
this food tastes like shit
The emperor only eats psykers
Isn't youtube music just youtube but just music
no because i listen to normal music
Are you sure?
-omnipan
you can also listen to videos on youtube music
the whole point is that, if you DONT have spotify premium you can actually pick ur songs on yt music
Okay so its just youtube but just audio
:(
noooo it can show the video too
Well that's rude, we're 40k fans, we're already not normal as can be
soundcloud is the goat
well yeah
yoou tube but it doesnt close the app when you run music
BUT i can pick the songs i actually want to listen
Ye, literally all of the art he makes is beautiful
and not millennial slop
well no
speaking of millenial slop do you want a 30$ burger?
it's not because on ur phone, it's harder to use youtube
Slop is for microslop and aaaa devs
so you use youtube music because it comes with an actual music interface
Maybe I've been using revanced for way too long to understand lmfao
cuz I use revanced for my music on my phone
how does that work
which is just youtube with no ads and other customization
does it work w/ samsung
Which I TOTALLY paid for
yes
oh that's pretty awesome
(Why do aaa studios keep on tripping on their own foot, and then shooting the other foot for “insubordination” and stuff)
Thank god you use samsung
Yeah takes a bit of work but in the end its simple
and you only need to do it once
Live, laugh, error code 2014
Functional game
just installed space marine 2, caught a whiff of the copious amounts of cosmetic packs
🥹
like..Steely Dan 'n shit?
scum could never
i only bought the raven guard outfit for the drip and cape
real Millenials still remember dropping $30 on a crave case and getting 20 white house sliders and 10 fries.
and the voicepack but they refunded us all cuz it was shit
What
hell yeah, late nights you'd hit up white house or taco bell, drop a $20 and a tinner and get enough food to feed 4 people
what the fuck is white house
You mean White Castle?
newgen
donald trump flip flops
I live in Florida now and they only have Krystal Burgers here and they aren't good
I mean. There are a lot of burgers at the White House
OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE
Apparently
Is it proper manners to keep together during expeditions or split up to get more shit
keep together
2x2 is efficient
if you split up, you will die
Split up to get more shit
The salvage won’t collect itself
the amount of speed boost you get by your team being on-point is incredibly fast
Damn, no one ever agrees with abby
Yeah but they rarely seem to stay in the skull zone
Expeditions don't work like that
@potent sage You want that spotify thing for pc or no...
Its actually beneficial to split.
in my experience everyone usually kills themselves splitting up
we love blockthespot
Skill issue
this is probably because i play with pubs
Theres that many lmfao
The only times I ever die are due to a silent trapper.
But that’s also just a skill issue on my end
how do you counter silent trapper
my aunt is reacting to wojaks posted by the israeli ministry of defense on facebook

Boomers shouldn't have to witness this
.
FYM BY THE ISRAELI MINISTRY OF DEFENSE?
what the fuck
WE DO NOT LIVE IN A FUCKING WORLD WHERE GOVERNMENTS ARE USING WOJAKS
when's the part where the combine invades
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
Be aware
do i have to install this
eat them
Be aware
Get L+ratio+wojak+ai generated Jesus
💀
Buuuuurp
You’re not gonna believe this, but you gotta be aware
sniff
@jaunty path is the 200 gigabyte 4k texture pack necessary
this will literally brick my PC
tf u looking at sis
A scrap code virus, clearly
there is a free space marine 2 DLC that offers 4k textures
it's got mixed reviews because... it's 200 fucking gigabytes
Bit much
gw at its finest
Rookie numbers
hhhhiiii
Everything sabre releases is like good at first and then ruined by the absolute worst feature ever
18 days till 21
Does hoarding salvage help in an expedition
I need to put rum in white peach ginger ale
Just spend it when you get it
You’re gonna need to for the penances anyways
im gonna by a 1.75l bottle when im 21 prob.
Skitarii soon for real now

Depending on if I should be encouraging you or not
ur not encouraging me
Oh
I need to work on getting a job soon.
It’ll taste really good
and not dreading the future
i have always longed to join the ordo hereticus
You should totally do it
Welcome to employment
i just drown my dread in paint
🤮
tastes great mixing it into things
if only i could send that one clip of jschlatt laughing to 21 
Woof! How goes the tiding? What’s the latest gripes?
Everything
Dog mode
Lol
🐶
doggie
AWRUFF! >:3
Dogging

You seem like the type ngl
Damn what the fuck did they put in these peppers
the hell is that supposed to mean
i saw something about world governments and wojaks?
I want something where I don’t have to talk to people
They’re beating my ass
have we truly gotten to that point?
Iran already made lego propaganda of the US
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Bit rude
LOOL
what's wrong white boy.... afraid you'll TASTE something??
I KNEW that was backhanded asf
😈
I’m Hispanic you goose
She can take banter dw lad
god forbid a white boy speaks a little 1001001100010101110100101
clearly not
Silver boy
(Clanker)
Have you worked retail before?
Never in my life
Some people like it
Retail isn’t bad
It's fucking soul draining
I’ve heard it sucks
I just want money..
Depends on the person
Same pal
Fetus
Depends on your customer base 
it happens
Retail teaches you that the average person is super stupid
I do not miss school
I will literally just skin annoying customers alive
I’d rather die than go back to school
Rarted more like
man i love drinking milk
👁️
👅
Cyclops innit
pause
holyfuck it is
dude i drink it by the pints

I wish I could drink milk that
Gotta strengthen the bones
more than water 
They had to put crack in it
Make it gallons next week
tbf it probably already is gallons per week
4 bottles get delivered twice a week
I don't understand how some randoms that are higher level with all their fancy frames and stuff suck so bad at teamwork
are you lactose intolorant by any chance
and i drink that shit instantly
naw
ok weird
i would shit bricks if i was
my dad is and drinks a lot of lactaid milk
bones stronk
This feels very 1960s core or something
I wasn’t aware they still made those bottles
no one drinks milk like a snack vro
they do in the uk at least
🥀
clearly you have never met me
British people still living in the 60s

Well I’m from England and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase glass bottle
we still on rations homie
Has this man heard of water
what would you call it
yes!
it takes him days to finish a can of soda
Not in England, no, it’s a Birmingham expression
-# steamed hams joke
I see
i dont get how people can do that, anything i get is gone in 10 minutes tops, unless its a takeaway
Freaks
Skaven
Calmest man from Birmingham: dreg rager
What about glass bo'ow
thats just the southerners
A really tired lad
Are you a northerner?
Cool
Enough trembling in yer boots. A hoonter moost hoont
Painted
That’s me
neither
He’s an asshole, ignore him
Not exactly ignore me
hard to ignore giant rats
you talking to me?
Just respond to me when I ask you something
ah
He's friends with me
Oh
So I can say that his name sucks
bad news guys
I thought you were talking to that guy
im here
lmfao
Dumbass
You were rude to me for no reason
Unbelievable
What
which monster flavor makes you most femboy 
ineffable = big stupid
Indeed
none apparently
You’re
you fool
No, screaming makes it harder for you to say you're
So it becomes your
This is text

didnt know stupid could be owned
Nad
Nad
dont drink monstuh
Insert Astolfo reference mayhaps
what do you drink
All of them 

milk...
PRAISE THE OMNISIAH
Maybe
Unbelievable
THE OMNISIAH BLESSED US WITH…MILK
O LORD
GIVE
MILK
Are you sure?
-omnisure
now HYPOTHETICALLY...
I don't think that works
Why did the devs hate solo matching where you can bring your other classes with your own gear on them

They stopped doing that after the 1900s
OBLITERATE THIS TWINK!
That's why you can't use scribes to get anything in Funger 2
I am not a twink
Gro-goroth ran away to get milk 😔
He did lied that the flesh is weak
he jus always in his own world, he really quiet fr
FLESH IS WEAK TAKE OFF YOUR SKIN PILGRIM
Skin isn't flesh
Let’s take that one step back to ease him into it
THE OMNISIAH DOES NOT DISCRIMINATE
Take off your clothes
Big E does
What clothes
Cant wait for big e to suplex a dragon after getting off the throne
WHAT DOES THIS HSVE TO DO WITH THE OMNISIAH
I've killed a dragon does that mean I'm cooler than Big E (it does)
A XENOS dragon
Is your name Welsh, by chance?
Big E is your tech fella
it is
Oh excellent!
Wot?
not welsh, i just like the word 😭
Two Welshies
Oh 😭
Hello purple chowder, from the hit cartoon network show "chowder"
Nvm, you may return to your lair of Krieg hatred
Hello krieg hater #46 person who hated the krieg more than anyone I know

i used to play star citizen a lot and got the name from an in-lore ship
Interesting
yems
How are you you, purple chowder from the hit cartoon network show "chowder"?
yems
I am good krieg hater the 46th one to hate the krieg from warhammer 40k the game set in the 41st millennium of the grim dark future

They should make Commisar Yarrick a Krieger
HERESY
They need more representation
Don't be giving GW any ideas
MWAHAHA
We're pulling your eyes out
They WILL send you a cease and desist
Where is he actually from?
I like how that's a TTS gif because GW fucked over TTS
Taos III
Oh
Really what happened?
I love that series
I forgot I don’t know any planets
@somber stream they are coming for your guy my guy

Just the whole fan creation policy change a few years ago made TTS leery of doing more 40k stuff so they pivoted to World of Darkness after White Wolf gave them explicit permission to parody that setting.
Gw try not to be a fucking asshole challenge
Your man is my man is her mans too
Clearly their ancestors were those who put stuff in our museums
COME AT ME AND I WILL SHOW YOU THE STRENGTH OF THE LEAF.
ill beat ur ass

Close enough, welcome back, plant
Need I remind you that I have killed a fucking dragon
Unfortunately 
Are dragons in Canada
Tbf, they were making money off of moving official GW pngs around. They could’ve continued quite easily if they did their own art or something
Leaf
explodes pancakes with mind
The dragon was cancer
Oh
My fucking pancakes
Eh tomato tomatoe
Cyrus has a split tongue from the cancer
I have a fake half a tongue actually
Really?
Ye
yea
Your like a snake
Ja
That’s cool!
🐍
gift of cancer
A common prosthetic for a partial glossectomy (when they cut out part of your tongue) is to take a piece of flesh from your arm and use it to make the prosthetic.
From the moment I realised the weakness of my flesh…
grab em by the ip address
<@&735928989146939404> is this bait
Games Workshop level plot armour 🔥
bait in what regard?
I won't deny that it wasn't moving THAT fast.
randomass link
It knocked me over, I knocked off its bumper
rejects be trippin
imgchest is imgur but available in the uk
common for scammers to drop in, have a grey name, and put in a random unembedded link
granted an mp4 is not the most effective way to scam
Hmm… could we fight a daemon engine and win?
bro summoning the avengers for an imgur
Cyrus got into a car crash. Somehow, the car survived.
See the thing is account hijacking is rampant these days so everyone needs to be wary of random links
Yeah it’s funny
Chuck Norris type shit
that's fair ill delete it
i wouldn't- but sure
Its a 3 second ogryn thing
Nah I'm cooler than he was. Dude was a right wing asshole
Literally word for word what I was gonna say yeah 😭
me when politics
true
fuck chuck norris
Oh you’re gonna have an interesting time here
The older I get, the further left I go~
Wait let me say something political
the ones that react this way to politics always end up the same way 
is politics allowed in here?
its against the rules but somehow noone cares

The very existence of queer people has become political. Show of hands, who here is queer?
funny that i said that out loud before you said it XD
Rule 11
Political opinion 🕐 🕠 🕟 🕓 🕝 🕣
Politics is not allowed but it's also wrapped up in all kinds of everyday bullshit so there's a degree of discretion it seems when it bleeds in
Ye
meep
Meep
who up meepin
Meep
-# meep
nah im morpin
PERTURABO?!!!!
Yes, what?
meeping and morpin
I need to rework my character for a run of Elden Ring coop mod
merpin and marpin
Friend is doing a tank a la MMO so now I need to build a ranged character to support that
Marvin
Gareth
Charles
Steve
Become a tanky archer 
We so fucked if your here
Rupert
Benjamin
I was looking at archery but there's also magic
both
Barnaby
Carl
Harold
who up karkin they stubber
Horatio
Jonas
Bartholomew
Tybalt
Daniel
horussy
Mercutio
Rannick
Brick
cock
Gregory
balls
Bob
Daniel
Solomon
Hunter
wankstain
Bob
GENERAL CRIX MADINE
Humphrey
Craig
Sofa King
Cain (commissar)
Crix Madine is a Rebel Alliance general in Star Wars Episode 6
King Louis the XVI
Leopold
This guy knows ball
Cleopatra
Maurice
weird whistling noise
Marcelo
Archibald
Marco
Ooo good one
Polo
Bertram
Russel
Polio
Algernon
aids
Hudson
I like football
Soap
what are we talking about?
Brennan
Fergus
just sayin shit
Ferguson
that's me : )
Lysander
Edwyn
I'm not sober enough for whatever this is
We are saying every name known to man
Felix
Montgomery
Nurgle
Sean
Krieg hater
Khorne
Wilfred
Steel legion
Winston
100110111011100110
Tobias
titty twister
Cadian shock troopers
rusty trombone
Canadian shock troops
Tzech
Herman
Valhallan Ice Warriors
Magnus
Sigmund
Ferrus
Savlar Chem Dogs
shut up bro
Fabian
you shut up
Pikachu
Joruus C'baoth
Bros*
dumb ahh mf
Beatrice
Abigail
Maccabian Janissaries
Grump
Henrietta
Not soo grump
parasyte eve
Frederick
ball gargler
Cordelia
Elysian Drop Troops
Sienna
You forgot the Mordian Iron Guard
Artemis
Jopall Indentured Squadrons
I was getting there
Mars
We’ve been doing this for 10 minutes
Calypso
Ok 
i wonder what the mods will think
Alistair
They’re doing whatever
The Praetorian Guard (we dont talk about them)
Elbertson
Nick
Vostroyan Firstborn
Boobs
Penis
Goon
badoinkadoinks
Eyebrows
Kebab
Liver
Arteries
Brain (and brian)
anatomical snuff box
Blood 👅 👅
Pipe tobbaco
👅 👁️ 👅
love juice
Femboy’s milk ☺️
Femboy milk 😳
Hold on
krieg milk
Welsh milk
Omg
LMAO
do not the femboy

yo mama
lemme see
Is it about femboys?
Femboy demon engine 1
Send me everything about femboys
group dm right now
Wait why is it not in my gallery
And send me femboys
WHY
i cant send you myself bro
I know a few
Add me too
I'll send them over
Discord reminds me that we deserve everything we are getting in the world right now
pretty much
We are getting femboys from the world right now
And the moon
And you take the sun
Ah its right beside the morphius “c or p to complete the word”
I make dinner now
HAAANNK
ta-ra chat
Absolute
RASHUN
DONT PUT THOSE LETTERS TOGETHER
ta-ra
A boots on the ground war might help cure these kids
hell yeah i love cyberpunk
Or Cod Points
Good ending
No no no we are using the letters to make a worse word 
cod smells of fish
I like cod
haddock better
Tasty, good for sandvich
gang are yall loading into games?
Only thing I’ll agree with perturabo on
i keep getting matchmakinf error
Nah, cod is the best for fish and chips. Throw in some gravy and job done
HERESY HERESY HERESY
NO GRAVY
youve never been to the elite then
I say cat fish
Was sent. Huzzah
Cat fish is the best for fish and chips
ITS BETTER THAN CURRY SAUCE
if you put anything other than salt and vinegar on some CLASSIC fish n chips then i will fuck you
up
What level do talent points max out
Peak take:
ranch is good with anything potato related
climbs on painted shoulder and than sits on top of his helmet this is where I make my stand
30
Gravy>
Like Ratotoui
Not even gonna bother with spelling
But ever better
pepper standing in the corner
SAY IT
YEEAAHH
Its just a couple monster cans relabeled “tomgirl milk” “gothgirl spit” and “femboy milk”
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
you thought i was gonna say sheep shagger didnt you
Yeah, but that was better
F
YOU DONT EVEN LIKE SAUCE ON PASTA, YOU TASTELESS FOOL
Don’t forget muscle mama milk
Damn, lamb…
this is why I voted plaid cymru
I like milk
is it bad ive seen someone boof a monster can
No
👀 👀 👀 👀
I've seen a muscle man, I am not intrested in him or his mom
His what?
Ffs
Krieg
Its a zoomer-lennial show
Not that muscle man
I’m like talking about Mr Olympia levels of muscle
those mfs always look like kids toys theyre so bronze
This made my internet commit sewer slide
Still entertaining to look at
hell arnold was a Mr Olympia champion before turning into a actor
I think you need to re-evaluate what you consider entertaining
no way really
that was peak human form tho
arnold was body builder??????
the new ones look weird
Spray tan
too much muscle imo
Lots
crazy, I know
Of spray tan
I dont
I’m just weird

It looks gross after a certain point to me
Fair
oh shit its 1am i should go sleep
You thirst over as many buff men as you want, Lamb
Ye

throws a bunch of sleeping pills at em
time for true facts about pigeons and warm bed
And women
I do like very strong women
Lambi
He snuck out of mandatory military service to compete in shows
I just dont see the appeal. Big, sweaty, men flexing and stuff. Who am I? Vince Mcmahon?
inneffective, my body doesnt make NEARLY enough melatonin for me to sleep
I should probably also sleep now
based
look at Rhea ripley and tell me she doesn’t appeal something to you
Sideye
I cannot sleep… the sun exists here
i will take like at least 15-20mg of melatonin and still be up
No
Honestly, think she's kind of overrated
spikes his drink with 250mg of melatonin
Freaky with this pizza and mtn dew
Like my great grand lamb pappy once said
i want rhea ripley to stand on my knackers
that... will do more than make me sleep
anyway
gn chat
Nos da
Don’t we all 🥹
Oh I’m sorry puts 249mg of melatonin in his drink
.............maybe
ITS DO OR DIE
Your now finding this out?
I just got off work
It’s 8pm here
Chat :3
Hey stinky
Hey Lamball
Cultist slaying going good? c:
Koz
Oh hey it’s a servitor walks up to the machine and looks into the Len of it hiiiii. Want a sandvich?
ya?
It’s oki
Ya
bruh
Now the idea of ranch and pizza is ruined….
Don’t act like you are better then me.
I make my own at least 🖤
WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE WE ARENT FACE SMASHING OUR PIZZA
I crave pizza
I already had pizza
BRUH
I’m eating it dawg.
with ranch
turns into dawg
and a mtn dew
Im at work. And the place i wanna get it from has a bad habit of. Not cooking they shit
backflips
RADICAL BRAH!!!!
Ill have to settle on taco bell in
DO THE DEW
3 hours
I was thinking of that one scene from flapjacks adventures
I fucking LOVE TACO BELL
Yahoo! Mountain dew!
It’ll tickle yer innards!
It’s gonna take more than that to impre-
dog back flips
OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh, i was thinking of a dew comedical
Um
Still both are funny

Hol up
Imma dp connoisseur myself
my mom and i are right when i saw this. It tastes like watered down Bbq sauce.
fuck DP
Pibb better.
HANK DONT ABBREVIATE DOCTOR PEPPER
Ey
Thems my initials
Dp is goated
Tf you MEAN watered down bbq sauce
Pibb tastes like offbrand diet
This is just like the CyberPunk incident
2077
My ass it does.
go get Salsaritas and a pibb
Your ass tastes like off brand diet soda?
fucking magical combo
Idk i’m not that flexible
Bitch dont you got a mans in the other room to ask?
He’s at work!!! 
Wait. This convo may no longer be kosher 🤔
What.



