general-chat

[visual vortex]

Then listen in delight as heavy goes "rattle and roll!"

[obtuse oak]

then charge into enemies and beat them to death

[visual vortex]

also get the first perk to the right of the tree that gives you 12.5 toughness regen for bracing your gun

That perk has saved me many times when clutching because some of these mfs love dying

[dire kayak]

oouuhhh

[timber elk]

I think I’ll stick to my veteran war boy hive scum

[visual vortex]

I still prefer vet

Wor

[timber elk]

Hey goober pats head you okay?

[visual vortex]

Woe

4 kraks upon ye crusher conga lines

[timber elk]

No that’s like my hive scums lore

He’s a veteran guardsmen who managed to survive deployment and started to run a bar for a hive ganger gang

[visual vortex]

My character's lore is

Veteran

[timber elk]

……annnd?

[visual vortex]

That's it

If i am on vet

[jaunty path]

Remove vet

[visual vortex]

The lore is they're a veteran

[jaunty path]

Remove lamia

[nocturne bloom]

Bet

[visual vortex]

remove me

[tired steeple]

I also have some character lore

Not much though

My vet being arrested is actually completely reasonable as she fragged an officer “by accident” a few weeks prior

One time the imperium is right to arrest someone

[whole glade]

Italian Sub, Zapps chips, bad apple monster, American Dad. Life goog.

[visual vortex]

Ew monster

[whole glade]

Okay

[south valve]

goog

[tired steeple]

Bad apple?

Touhou?

[whole glade]

I will eat your skin.

[south valve]

I see you've gone goblin mode

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[whole glade]

Calm down poser boy. it’s called norwegian black metal

I vaguely remember thst shitpost

[south valve]

But I thought Norway was predominantly white

[whole glade]

Idk, i live in merica.

[south valve]

🇺🇸 🦅 🔫

[whole glade]

We got guns, beer, and a shitty government

[timber elk]

I just ordered pizza

[visual vortex]

What kind

[timber elk]

I decided to be a basic bitch and get cheese pizza

[visual vortex]

Deep dish?

[timber elk]

No

If I were getting deep dish I would get a BLT deep dish

[visual vortex]

Fair

But why not pepperoni?

[timber elk]

Eh

Don’t feel like it

[bronze wren]

Those 3 might correlate

[visual vortex]

Pepperoni is best for basic pizza shape because you get more pepperoni pieces per slice

[timber elk]

True

But cheese pizza is better for dipping in sauces potential

[whole glade]

thin crust, cupped pepps, bell peppers. Local freaky Femboy in yo walls style.

[whole glade]

maybe…..hmmmm

[visual vortex]

High cholesterol challenge

[timber elk]

God koz

Have I ever told you femboys are cool

[whole glade]

So i’m cool?

:3

[visual vortex]

What happened to the one pizza franchise

[timber elk]

I said femboys are cool I didn’t say you were

[south valve]

This is indeed correct

[crystal osprey]

hello what is the stat we HATE on big shovel

[timber elk]

But yeah koz your cool

[crystal osprey]

latrine shovel ?

whats a latrine

[visual vortex]

Shit

[timber elk]

Shit shovel

[jaunty path]

A really good meal

[whole glade]

I know where you sleep.

[timber elk]

Good!

[jaunty path]

Don't listen to anyone

[crystal osprey]

i eat

[whole glade]

GRAHHHHG

[timber elk]

I need friends irl :3

[whole glade]

Same tbh

[crystal osprey]

have u guys considered being friends

noobs

[pallid urchin]

Oh I met the psyker again, the one that was actually fairly competent, he did much better the second time round with more normal players.

[pallid urchin]

I got two of them the "kill a monstrosity in 5s" penance

[whole glade]

I’m friends with everyone!! 🖤

[quaint sedge]

I lack image perms, but I can get that exact same 2-pack for $350. Idk the equivalency to that in Monopoly money, but for DDR5? Not bad. DDR4 32GB? $250-280.

Like, I can literally drive down the street, purchase and hold in my hand for $250 +tax that exact same pack. In-store ready for pickup

[crystal osprey]

really

[timber elk]

I’m a solo

[whole glade]

Ya, everyone here. I nice to everyone:333

[tired steeple]

Buuurp I wanna be one

Not got the stuff yet though

[timber elk]

The group of people I have here are small and the only reason I talk to ollpheist is because he’s from Michigan like me

[tired steeple]

And I’m working on my body to be more twinkish or something

[whole glade]

What stuff do you need broski? 😭

[tired steeple]

Clothes

[whole glade]

You don’t need clothes to be a femme

[tired steeple]

No but it helps

[timber elk]

Which isn’t doxxing because me and him DISCUSS MICHIGAN AND DETROIT SHIT OFTEN @visual vortex GET YOUR BUM ASS IN HERE 🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[whole glade]

it’s about vibes and personality

[visual vortex]

What i do

[timber elk]

Nothing

[visual vortex]

Oh

[sturdy swan]

The Auric titles are so painful to get. Last 3-4 went super smooth - but then I get yeeted off a platform by a Plague Ogryn. Gross

[dire kayak]

painting deathwing knights rn

[timber elk]

Goober

How are you affording all of these models

[jaunty path]

Happens. Youll get good

[tired steeple]

She’s a furry

[crystal osprey]

my bad lone wolf

[tired steeple]

She works in comp sci

[dire kayak]

wouldn't you like to know

[tired steeple]

So she’s raking in millions

Oh nvm she has an onlyfans

[south valve]

Is it a hot take to say that whole retro/ps1 or whatever aesthetic for indie horror games is boring and overdone?

[jaunty path]

Shes cooked

[crystal osprey]

!!!

[timber elk]

……on second thought with the way you said it. I don’t care.

[jaunty path]

All comp sci majors are dead. They just don't know it yet

[dire kayak]

:3

[crystal osprey]

i mean im curious but im also scared now

[timber elk]

SHE DOESNT

Jesus Christ no she doesn’t

[crystal osprey]

doesnt what

[timber elk]

Doesn’t have a OF

[crystal osprey]

oh

i MEAN I figured

[dire kayak]

i could tell you but none of you would like the answer

[crystal osprey]

i think

[dire kayak]

i dont

[crystal osprey]

can i know

im sure id find it awesome !

[timber elk]

Would could possibly be so bad that we wouldn’t like it

I mean. We established it isn’t of

[crystal osprey]

it prolly not that bad

[timber elk]

Actually you know what. Don’t tell us.

That’s your personal business

I don’t care as long as you’re safe and healthy.

[quaint sedge]

I just quick matched into two Auric missions - Joined into the mission failed screen. Sick time

[jaunty path]

Krieg bad

[drowsy lynx]

Combo broken

[jaunty path]

Had those wheel chairs on quick draw

Jfc

[timber elk]

teleports her to Chernobyl with her and he inspects the elephants foot hey missus. Did you know the elephants foot is the most radioactive thing on the planet

[crystal osprey]

thats wholesome

[jaunty path]

Sits on it like a bean bag

Yea

[crystal osprey]

that was me ggs

[timber elk]

Damn

[jaunty path]

I need a beanbag

[timber elk]

No. That’s just being a polite individual that respects others privacy

[quaint sedge]

Both times? Unlikely, unless you're a professional thrower

Then you're my sworn nemesis

[crystal osprey]

im just new 😿

[crystal osprey]

i mean i wouldnt force anyone to say anything its just that she offered lol

[somber stream]

My legs are broken, the kneecaps are stolen. I’m forever bound to a chaaaaaaaaaairr

[timber elk]

No but with how this god forsaken app and general chat acts sometimes

[crystal osprey]

idk im new here

i JUST got here

[quaint sedge]

You have two paths to go as a new player. Be dog shit and use a YouTuber build like many others, or be dog shit and theorycraft your own dumb builds

[timber elk]

Trust me. You’ll find out in due time

[quaint sedge]

Ignore the cringe-meisters, Gard. They're only here to LARP and not actually play the game

[timber elk]

takes a crowbar and whacks his knee

[crystal osprey]

i think i looked up a build once but i got bored halfway through assigning points

but my ex kinda helped me with some builds and hes prolly a youtuber build bot

[quaint sedge]

Honestly just make your own, it's a lot more fun and you'll have a better understanding of the classes as you play them

[somber stream]

I’m half quadriplegic, that means paraplegic. I'm can’t seem to feel my leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegs

[drifting echo]

Some of these penances are gonna be the death of me

[timber elk]

GIRL!!!!! SHES A GIRLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!-

wait I don’t care sits on the floor and eats a veggie sandvich

[crystal osprey]

im like hella confused

[somber stream]

Could be a gay dude

[quaint sedge]

I'm about maxed on my penances, don't worry - You'll never get the time back from them in a meaningful way

[hazy valley]

The best way to learn a new class is throw points at a tree and then go into the discord channel for that class, post the tree and go "what do we think" and you will immediately get at least 4 people upset and telling you what to do instead LOL

[somber stream]

Are you assuming people's gender

[drifting echo]

😭

[somber stream]

IN THE BIG 2026

[crystal osprey]

yeah i could be a gay dude with a mustache named bill

[timber elk]

Yes. Because I don’t know his or her gender

[drifting echo]

But I wanna knock some out, make progress, especially for classes I play a lot

[timber elk]

So I’m making a educational guess

[somber stream]

ZEY/ZEM MOTHER FUCKER

[drifting echo]

On Overwatch has alluded me for so long

[quaint sedge]

Issue is, those bastards are all shilling for their favorite streamer. Professional game watchers

[somber stream]

Sorry caps lol

[timber elk]

FUCK I WAS OFF BY 20000%

[hazy valley]

Idk about most classes but Vet chat, Arby chat and Scum chat all hate youtubers

[timber elk]

Is it the Omni-man mustache?

[crystal osprey]

if i could grow facial hair

i might grow an omni man stache

[hazy valley]

No shills and they mock youtubers regularly whenever the topic comes up

[crystal osprey]

its like top 3 facial hairs

[somber stream]

Ah, he's Asian

Allergic to growing hair

[timber elk]

Okay. But I’m saying if you were a gay man who has a manly mustache named bill

Would it be the Omni-man stache

[hazy valley]

No lie one time a new player asked what darktide youtuber to watch and the most common answer was "none" LMFAO

[somber stream]

ChocoB

[timber elk]

Wait what the fuck am I talking about

[hazy valley]

I like ChocoB for learning positioning and looping for maps, how to clutch better

Unc is funny to watch and just a very entertaining dude

[quaint sedge]

Still, more fun to throw a nonsense build at the wall to figure out what works and what doesn't imo. Failure is a good learning experience

[crystal osprey]

yeah probably honestly

[hazy valley]

Others idc about

[crystal osprey]

or id be a redhead with huge beard

[timber elk]

Fair enough

[stark bobcat]

I'm hated 😔

[somber stream]

Seriously though Darktide Youtubers that don't talk are usually the best players lol

[tired steeple]

What’s that mod that makes enemies fight back in the training area

So you can practice movesets

[floral ermine]

ChocoB, Ryken, Reginald and Mr Unc are nice

[timber elk]

Chichi haven’t posted in a while

[stark bobcat]

They all hate me

[timber elk]

Hope he’s okay

[quaint sedge]

Mortis Trials

[somber stream]

AINZ TOO

[tired steeple]

Any darktide youtubers that hang out here?

[somber stream]

SUBSCRIBE TO AINZ

[stark bobcat]

no one loves me

lmao

[timber elk]

No

[tired steeple]

I know joplaysgames sometimes pops up

[somber stream]

FOR FREE TWINS TAXI

[timber elk]

God I hope not

[hazy valley]

When I was new to the game I was obsessed with Deadshot Reciprocity Recon Lasgun with 3 stamina curios and this was before Recons were buffed and most people agreed it was bottom tier next to Shredder Autopistol. I still ran Aurics/Maelstroms with that clown build. I learned the game by playing it with broken legs LOL

[floral ermine]

sorry ainz u must upload daily to gain street cred

[timber elk]

I be fucking screaming at mister E for shitting on gunlugger

[stark bobcat]

Bro

[floral ermine]

you should make a bermingham shanker series

[stark bobcat]

its taking so long to finish my psyker solo

I only record runs that I find fun

/unique

[floral ermine]

you're never finishing it at this rate

[stark bobcat]

true

look

H40 solo Melee psyker

Deaths:
Mauler: 88
Trapper: 27
Dog: 18
Crusher: 63
Shooters: 17
Reaper: 19
Rodin: 2
Cspawn: 20
Burster: 9
Shotgunners: 11
Rager: 5
Mutant: 10
PotW: 7
Sniper: 12
Gunner: 11
Bulwark: 8
Poxwalkers: 3
Flamer: 7
Captain: 2
Bomber: 1
Plasma: 4
BoN: 1
Pogryn: 1

so far

[languid hazel]

Oh snap there’s another metro game coming out :O

[somber stream]

Have problem finishing i see

[stark bobcat]

so sad that Pogryn killed me

[floral ermine]

lmfao based mauler

[stark bobcat]

got ledged

[quaint sedge]

Unironically loyal to Helbore. It's an uphill walk to school both ways, but I like the suffering

[floral ermine]

btw solo mod does not care about internet connection at all right?

[timber elk]

I already told every

[stark bobcat]

to launch the game you need internet

[timber elk]

One

[stark bobcat]

but then its offline mode

[floral ermine]

ok peak

ill install it

[quaint sedge]

Recon Las is fun for machine-gunning shit better than the braced autos

[floral ermine]

i wanna play dt but i cant play online

[stark bobcat]

so unless you connect back to the mourning star you can have any quality of internet

[floral ermine]

epic

[hazy valley]

Recon was my first love but I'm married to Helbore. I like shooting lasguns and I also like shooting Ogryns. Helbores just happen to be the only viable weapon for shooting Crushers on higher difficulties. Others either can't or are so ammo inefficient that it's not worth outside of meme builds playing Psykanium Warrior for clips

I'm speaking Vet only

I know Scum has Needle Pistol

[somber stream]

Recon can use to take down crushers, take a bit more time but it's doable

[quaint sedge]

I fucking loathe the needle pistol. Can't enjoy it at all. Shit feels like a nerf gun

[somber stream]

Infinitely better than infantry las, that's for sure

[hazy valley]

Recons used to be funny to shoot Crushers but the HP buff makes them feel too slow for time to kill imo

[somber stream]

Infernus and crit usually take care of that

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone?

[hazy valley]

My clown past haunts me and whispers to me like the Green Goblin mask telling me that Onslaught Rending Strikes Reciprocity Deadshot Recon is still here

[quaint sedge]

Crushers were super overtuned honestly. Shit might as well be a lesser-Monstrosity at this point.

[languid hazel]

You’re using it wrong. It’s a dot weapon

[crisp yoke]

U ok?

[quaint sedge]

Yeah I don't like that. I like damage now

[languid hazel]

Use the alternative fire mode and fire a few times into a crowd

Sit back and enjoy the show

[visual vortex]

No

[quaint sedge]

No,

[visual vortex]

Trash weapon

[hazy valley]

Do you ever cringe at memories of things you did because no LOL

[visual vortex]

Doesnt kill everything instantly

[languid hazel]

🙄

[crisp yoke]

Like of what I do in game?

[quaint sedge]

Gay son and thot daughter

[hazy valley]

I left for a year and came back to Rumbling Giants. I got to have Crusher/Bulwark trains in every Auric match when I got back and I was so so happy. I love fighting Ogryns tbh LOL

[crisp yoke]

:0 another kriegsman

Hai

Hru

[dire kayak]

krieg son or ultramarine daughter

[somber stream]

FS increase Inf las Armour pen

pls

[crisp yoke]

Krieg son

[hazy valley]

I meant in general but like in game no

[visual vortex]

Krieg son because those actually exist in lore

[hazy valley]

Mistakes are made to be learned from but clown behavior is clown behavior

[quaint sedge]

There aint enough room in Genchat for the two of us.

[crisp yoke]

Oh in general all the time T-T

[quaint sedge]

So I'm gonna go back to quickmatching into insta-lose Aurics

[crisp yoke]

But….but there is

[dire kayak]

krieg fan son or ultramarine fan daughter is what i meant

[visual vortex]

Krieg fan

[graceful hamlet]

https://youtu.be/crVfMM3by_k?si=sRv-i4UEXs5E8wYu

[hazy valley]

I'm still a clown btw like Digital Circus is having their last episode be a movie in theaters and I'm planning on doing full Pomni cosplay with make up and body paint to go out in public

Gotta make new memories for future me to cringe at

[visual vortex]

Does glitch still call themselves an indie animation studio?

[hazy valley]

I have no idea but I want them to grow bigger than Disney

They're a good studio

[visual vortex]

They're mediocre

[hazy valley]

I've been kinda bored with TV tbh

I did really enjoy Arcane though

[dire kayak]

ive never watched anything from glitch but i wanna watch murder drones

[visual vortex]

I use my tv for Wii sports

[hazy valley]

Fortiche did so good I actually cared about League of Legends again and I haven't since High School

[graceful hamlet]

The movie theater experience is either going to be the most cringe thing ever with the heavy musk of BO filling the room or it’ll be a cool fan event. Hope you like gambling

[crisp yoke]

I’ve heard of digital circus but what is it?

[graceful hamlet]

Animated series that airs on YouTube. Allegedly has a good story, but as with any indie animation that gets a big fanbase, watch out for the fanbase

[visual vortex]

50 mental breakdowns per episode for plot advancement the series

[hazy valley]

I live in Vegas so yeah I'm going to walk through the Strip dressed like a clown and have confused elderly people looking at me asking for pics for the true Pomni experience of being an anxiety ridden mess

[crisp yoke]

I don’t interact with fandoms anymore

[hazy valley]

A fun little animation

[visual vortex]

A fun little animation funded by australian tax payers

[somber stream]

It's Aussie made?

[visual vortex]

Im not sure

All i know is that it is funded by the australian government and its tax payers now

So indie and small 😊 🙏

[south valve]

I've been in so many servers and friend groups where everyone was OBSESSED with md

[celest ingot]

Do we know when grid points reset or radio silence still?

[south valve]

so you might like it

[hazy valley]

I have spent so much money on their merch

[graceful hamlet]

They reset?

[hazy valley]

It's definitely also being funded by its rabid fan base

[celest ingot]

They are supposed to

[hazy valley]

Every time a new episode released I would spend $200 on stuff

[celest ingot]

I'd send a photo but 1984 can't attach images here

[somber stream]

Oh no

Try class chat

[graceful hamlet]

Just use zealot chat for your image dump

[somber stream]

This isn't a extraction shooter to warrant a reset lol wtf

[visual vortex]

Wtf

I should make an indie show and then never make anything past the pilot

And release $1000 worth of merch if people are this happy to open their wallets

[hazy valley]

We're stupid yes

[somber stream]

Not a bad strat

Seen those Friendslops?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Todd howard wasnt kidding

People WILL buy anything

[somber stream]

Some guy made a patch work roblox style friend slop and made 35k in 5 days

[visual vortex]

Indie is like a buzzword

[amber delta]

make a cheapahh coop game in 2 weeks and hope twitch streamers will prop u up for ez income

[visual vortex]

It loses meaning

[somber stream]

Inddiiieeee, What is indieee?

[visual vortex]

Indie means it was made by indians

Duh

[copper olive]

If Khorne offered you an apple, the inside would be raw meat

If nurgle offered you an apple, it'd be spoiled rotten with worms inside

If tzeentch offered you an apple, it's probably to get into your good graces for a plan in the future

If slaanesh offered you an apple, it's probably going to secretly be mega drugs and you'll immediately become an addict

The great horned rat will not give you an apple, he will give you a bomb.

[visual vortex]

Ok

Also tzeentch would give you an apple

But it would with several strings attached

[idle talon]

Anyone up for twins hardmode?

[visual vortex]

Like sellign your soul

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[idle talon]

ty

[somber stream]

For some reason pixelated games are making a comeback

[visual vortex]

Oh god no

[celest ingot]

It's literally what Fatshark said in a devpost lmao

[somber stream]

Watch the dead mode become even dead-er upon reset

[celest ingot]

You can't get the pants without at least 2 resets

Since you need to unlock 18 and there is 6 at once (unless they change that but doubt)

[tired steeple]

Are we getting expedition mode resets

That’s like the chef coming out and taking away your spaghetti

[visual vortex]

Fatshark

[south valve]

[crystal osprey]

hello.

why is the shark fat ?

[visual vortex]

From the fomo purchases

[hazy kestrel]

What’s worse is that: Basically only 12 people even play the mode anymore lmao

[somber stream]

🚬

[visual vortex]

Me included

[somber stream]

5 bucks they’ll change the system next Quarter

[fair bridge]

and we're back

[hazy kestrel]

The only reason I even bother with it nowadays is for the funny salvage

[fair bridge]

arch is so cool

[hazy kestrel]

And by funny

I mean painful

Say that again

I must have misheard you

[fair bridge]

arch linux is cool

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

You had me worried there

[visual vortex]

About what

[fair bridge]

using cachyOS now and they have this thing called shelly that just pulls apps from absolutely everywhere no problem

and it handles flatpaks

[hazy kestrel]

Oh nothing

[visual vortex]

I thought about bridge arches

[fair bridge]

it's perfect

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t you worry Oll

[hazy kestrel]

Pizza time

[obtuse oak]

This twopack used to cost 100 euros less than 6 months ago. There has been a 400% price increase. Even in the US, 350 dollars for DDR5 RAM is VERY VERY BAD.

I dont know if you've forgotten what normal ram prices are like in that time? But it's very obvious that RAM prices are fucked up now.

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny chart, German-man

[amber delta]

is this oil price

[obtuse oak]

Ram

[somber falcon]

guys if i demote a H40 assigment will i get a new 40 or 39? heard some different stuff

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll demote to 39

[somber falcon]

ok ty

[visual vortex]

Tun tung sahur needs his ram

[amber delta]

equally scarce resource

[south valve]

okt

funi

[dire kayak]

ram is like caviar to me

[visual vortex]

Mark sickbird needs his ai glasses

[dire kayak]

a delicacy that i cannot afford

[amber delta]

does fatshark use AI to moderate ingame character names? istg I tried to name my guy the most obscure politician name and it refused

[south valve]

Oh I thought you were going to say something about eating it

[tired steeple]

I eat computers

[patent grove]

Linux is ok

[amber delta]

no way the devs just knew who that is and manually added it in

[dire kayak]

i do mean in that context

[somber stream]

Pricing won’t revert until at least 2029

[dire kayak]

i eat ram

[tired steeple]

It brings me closer to the omnissiah

[south valve]

nom nom

[dire kayak]

[tight pine]

You should eat large vehicles too

[tired steeple]

Agreed

[patent grove]

I had spicy ram for breakfast

[south valve]

S tier emoji

[visual vortex]

Sometimes i wonder if i should take a walk from this and breathe in the air

😌

[south valve]

Breathe in victorian smog

[hazy kestrel]

Do not breathe the air

It contains fumes from cars

:(

[tight pine]

Exhale engine exhaust

[visual vortex]

My body is a machine that turns detroit smog into air

[drowsy lynx]

Shouldn't a fish be breathing water

[visual vortex]

I could

But skmetimes

[drowsy lynx]

Plenty of heavy metals there thanks to the auto industry

[visual vortex]

It is best to be a mudskipper

[south valve]

Heavy metal

🔥

[tight pine]

Uranium is tasty

[hazy kestrel]

If there’s such a thing as Heavy Metal, where’s Light Metal?

[visual vortex]

Iron

Iron to tungsten

[south valve]

If there's death metal, where's life metal?

[somber stream]

EU decreased its Gas car ban for 2035 down to 90% from 100%

bet it’ll reach 40% by 2030

[south valve]

How do they decide who gets the gas cars?

[visual vortex]

Bidding

[south valve]

Whose bidding?

[limpid vigil]

imma be honest - i think that if you have at least 4 characters at lvl 30 you should get like a 10 lvl head start on any new ones you make

[south valve]

bad pun

[visual vortex]

Companies

Countries

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[south valve]

True, especially now that majority of people are very familiar with the game

[somber stream]

Current existing petrol cars remain operational until complete ban around 2070. The 2035 mark is aimed at newly produced vehicles

[limpid vigil]

yknow it just popped into my head but an evil corporation called takemetwo that has a company town called funky would be a super stupid yet a genious setting for a parody game

[wide zodiac]

Is there a huge difference in enemy density in mortis trials from uprising to auric?

[somber stream]

Yes

[limpid vigil]

like this would be some the outer worlds shit

[wide zodiac]

gotcha gotcha thanks!

[somber stream]

Ur welcome pikachu

[south valve]

Ryan Reynolds pikachu

[visual vortex]

Obsidian sucks ass now

Obsidian more like

Coal

[patent grove]

More like obsolete

[south valve]

Bedrock's better

[drowsy lynx]

Volcanic glass to volcanic ass

[green vector]

😂 😂 👌 💯 🍆

[south valve]

COCK

[gilded tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1agOx8IOh8

YALL

You need to check this out if you like OG warhammer games

[limpid vigil]

When the haitian volcano godess invites you over

[floral ermine]

nice scam link

[gilded tusk]

it's a Warhammer Classic Games collection. trust me mate

[limpid vigil]

i got emails from steam with their launch - the info is legit

[gilded tusk]

they brought back delisted games

[floral ermine]

i troll

[limpid vigil]

and i toll

[floral ermine]

fire warrior on steam is cool

[gilded tusk]

this is such a Huge W for us all

[limpid vigil]

gimme 20 buck

[south valve]

Tactical pfp reload

[fluid gust]

if psykers become couples do they still call their partner sibling

cause that's freaky

[acoustic pebble]

I think they'll call eachother darling

[fluid gust]

wholesome

[visual vortex]

I just looked her up

AND down

[acoustic pebble]

Hawaiian volcano goddess is better

[visual vortex]

Pele?

[acoustic pebble]

Yep

[visual vortex]

Hang on

I just looked her up

AND down

[acoustic pebble]

That bitch will get angry, if you don't offer her cigarettes and booze

[visual vortex]

Pretty cool

[acoustic pebble]

Also fun fact: she once had a HUGE crash out when she lost a race against four other goddesses and tried to bury them in Magma

[visual vortex]

I like this woman

[acoustic pebble]

She also hooked up with Kanaloa, the god of the ocean, and freaked out when she found out how hot he was in his normal form

[visual vortex]

I have a few family working in Hawaii for coffee beans

I should ask them for magma in a jar or something

[acoustic pebble]

Oh shit? Do they work for a company?

[visual vortex]

I think they own it

[acoustic pebble]

Which one?

[visual vortex]

Idk im not very in touch with a lot of my family

I have some pf their stuff ill dm you the name if i find it

[acoustic pebble]

Damn, because I'm actually drinking a coffee rn

But it's in a can

Still works tho

And it's tasty as hell

[visual vortex]

Found it and dmed you it

[acoustic pebble]

Not the coffee company, sadly

[timber elk]

is laying on a railing. He is sleeping while snoring

[dire kayak]

steals the fur

[timber elk]

(It’s wool)

BAAAAAAAHHHHH!?!!!!!!??? is suddenly very cold and confused as he starts swinging a power axe wildly

[crystal osprey]

allen the alien

[patent grove]

Chat should I give the bunny a cookie

[crystal osprey]

no

[patent grove]

She'd be furious if she could read

[copper olive]

Luckily she's stupid

[fallow dock]

Is there some resource which explain combos for different weapons?

[patent grove]

That's certainly a choice word

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-gif-17496548963120913872

[drowsy lynx]

Each class chat has a pinned guide, most of them have information on weapon combos

[tight pine]

Breakin it down

[bronze wren]

Inquisitorial style

[tired steeple]

Y’all pay attention to combos?

I just swing at shit until it dies

[true minnow]

Combos let me swing at trash and stab at important trash

[tight pine]

No… all I do is rev my chain sword and wack things with it

[fading otter]

How do I wean myself off a Branx Pickaxe addiction every time I switch to another class and can’t kill Crushers or Maulers in 1-2 heavy attacks I just feel despair

[tight pine]

Just use krack nades

[hazy kestrel]

Thunder hammer.

[jaunty path]

Use tac axe on zealot

Ur welcome

[jaunty path]

Gimmick weapon

Bad

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

Thammer is perfectly valid

[dire kayak]

every weapon is perfectly valid

[thick coyote]

You start using weapons that can 1 shot those

Pick up the FGS, power sword and dueling sword buddy

And don't play Arbites

[south valve]

HERESY

[thick coyote]

You say that but you know Arbites can't 1-2 shot those

[south valve]

tbf, they can still do it pretty fast

and then also stun them

[thick coyote]

But is that a 1-2 shot?

[hazy kestrel]

What happened to Lorenz. :(

[thick coyote]

He chadded too much

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable

[thick coyote]

Fuckass hair cut

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[south valve]

No 😔

[thick coyote]

Yeah sorry about that

[hazy kestrel]

It’s been a while since I did a playthrough of FE: Three Houses.

What a throwback

Might be time to do another run and turn Ferdinand in to an enemy unit killing machine—I mean uh, a protector of the people. :)

[nocturne bloom]

i bought alcohol for the first time in almost 2 months

[patent heron]

Fellas

Finally got my actual account verified

[nocturne bloom]

?

[patent grove]

Booo ze

Anything good?

[dire kayak]

[lilac crag]

yippee

[lilac crag]

yippee

[drowsy lynx]

Not sure if good or bad

[drowsy lynx]

I see lol

[green vector]

When the fuck are the new grid points coming

Expeditions abandoned already

[tired steeple]

Started keeping a food diary and realised I don’t actually eat that much

[jaunty path]

Why when you have a basement

[tired steeple]

I just sit a lot so I got fat

[jaunty path]

Run 100 miles

[green vector]

You can sit all day and not get fat just count calories 4head

[patent grove]

Genetics

[south valve]

People have different whatever it's calleds

metabolism

[hazy kestrel]

Metabolism

[south valve]

that's it

[hazy kestrel]

Mine is annoyingly fucking fast

[hazy kestrel]

So I’m stuck in twig mode

[jaunty path]

Twink mode

[jaunty path]

Bird

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired steeple]

Yeah it took me a while to get fat

[south valve]

Twinkman

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired steeple]

I’m not obese but I do have some chub I wanna get rid of

Been doing pushups and squats

[hazy kestrel]

I am not a Twinkie

[jaunty path]

Are so

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired steeple]

Everyone says sit ups. Genuinely don’t know how to do them. Idk if something’s wrong with my bones

Or something

But I can’t get them right

[patent grove]

Creatine, protein, weights, squats/deadlifts

[jaunty path]

Normally need something to hold your foot down

[tired steeple]

That makes sense

[green vector]

If your goal is to burn calories you're wasting your time

10 minute walk burns more than however many you can do

[patent grove]

@tired steeple skip situp. Add planks and deadlifts

[true minnow]

Just don't eat at a calorie surplus and you will lose weight

[jaunty path]

Bulk by drinking 5 gallons of chocolate milk

[tired steeple]

I’ll fill a bag with bricks and go for a run brb

[true minnow]

You could sit on the couch all day and lose weight if you just put the fork down

[green vector]

Just walk mf

[true minnow]

But muh HIIT

[tired steeple]

I fell over and the bricks fell put and killed a 7 year old

[green vector]

Based

[south valve]

Idk if you remember that alpharius guy, but I think I had him friended and now he's just gone from this server and unfriended me

💔 💔 💔

[true minnow]

That was Hitlers reincarnation, you did good

[south valve]

anyway, kinda weird

[tired steeple]

Ah okay

[green vector]

Thanks for letting us all know lad

[true minnow]

Dear diary...

[south valve]

I mean, you lot must have spoken to him

[green vector]

Barely

[true minnow]

Not me I just got here

And you know what, I am glad I never met him

[patent grove]

I don't even remember what I had for breakfast

[south valve]

Is this heresy?

[green vector]

I do cause it's all wrote down in my calorie counting app

[south valve]

I couldn't make it out through the window, but there was toast involved

[tawdry edge]

Who

[south valve]

Alpharius

he did a thing where he'd take people pfps

Probably got him banned actually

[green vector]

Le epic funny guy

[true minnow]

Ah so he was special

[green vector]

Most here are

[true minnow]

True

[tawdry edge]

Skill issue

[crystal osprey]

add cowprint to the game

[hazy kestrel]

We technically already have that

As a cursed af zealot mask

We don’t talk about that one

Well, besides right now

[outer helm]

Yeah...load Lasgun

Even my crazy mind have limits

[dire kayak]

hes alpharius

he always has a plan

[south valve]

😨

[hazy kestrel]

Pretty sure I’m Alpharius

[outer helm]

Nuh uh

[dire kayak]

i thought i was

[outer helm]

Im Alpharius

[radiant jetty]

Does fatshark have usual days or times of month they release patches and updates?

[slate skiff]

Dukane winked at me

[tight pine]

Lies

[slate skiff]

nah im kidding she saked me how dare i stand in front of her

[tight pine]

Makes sense

[dire kayak]

rannick had to leash me so id stop trying to steal dukane's hat

[outer helm]

Rannick wouldn't even touch you

[tight pine]

do it again

[astral basin]

Tired of being told i look high
No susan, im depressive, dissociative, and at this particular time have to do two shifts with only 5 hours sleep in between

Aaaa

Anyways

[outer helm]

Sounds like a Tuesday

Except its only 2 hours of sleep

[tight pine]

Sleep is more suggestion than fact nowadays

[astral basin]

I am

A speaker on the gospel of 8 hours

That is a requirement

For the body and soul

[thick fog]

My deadass only had like 3-4 hours sleep

[dire kayak]

[elder merlin]

[patent grove]

6 is good for me

[graceful hamlet]

How bout 7 tho 😏

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sombrero-simpsons-the-simpsons-bart-simpsons-hat-just-got-home-gif-16969004

[acoustic pebble]

You guys can sleep?

[patent grove]

Naps are the best

[dire kayak]

poxbursters will continue until morale improves

[fair bridge]

my desktop looks like windows 7 now

it's so peak

[gloomy tartan]

Enemy idea

Plague ogryn that throw pox busters

🧠

[patent grove]

The Golden years

[true minnow]

Female plague ogryn with pox burster titties

[gloomy tartan]

🤮

[thick coyote]

Good enough
Welcome back donkey Kong

[true minnow]

Speaking of which are expeditions uhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Or if you wanna be nice

[true minnow]

Do they give anything worth grinding or are they fun?

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/radio-tuning-equalizer-gif-16699486

[gloomy tartan]

Uh

Outfits

You get penances and outfits

[true minnow]

i c

[gloomy tartan]

It’s faster

Your not supposed to kill everything

Just collect all u can

Doors take you to next area

Each zone has 3

[graceful hamlet]

The drip is pretty nice

[gloomy tartan]

You have limited time but time resets after shop

[cosmic lynx]

I wouldn't say time resets. You are granted a small amount of time per shop. I think 5 minutes, if you don't buy the stim package at the shop.

[green vector]

No and no

[true minnow]

Well now I don't know who to believe

[cosmic lynx]

play it and find out.

[languid hazel]

They’re fun imo. Worth doing for the penances

But beyond the penances? Eh

[hazy kestrel]

The 100k salvage grind can go bug off though.

Fuck that penance.

[tight pine]

Meep

[true minnow]

Well I dropped into a quickplay salvage run

And someone immediately pissed off a group of marching orgryn instead of slipping by

[hazy kestrel]

In Malice right?

Save your sanity and don’t bother with anything above malice for this mode

Rewards don’t even scale lmfao

[true minnow]

Of course not

Fucking fatshit

[cobalt lichen]

Me

[drowsy lynx]

Malice is essentially a walking simulator tho

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome to hell pal.

The grind begins for you.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s the good thing

Nothing around to mess with the salvage hunt

[drowsy lynx]

I think I'd rather walk outside

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

Bring a metal detector with you

Then you can maybe find some actually useful shit lmao

Unlike in this gamemode

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧

Darktide pods

Yummy

[hazy kestrel]

I just realized something. @drowsy lynx, why is your profile picture of a Jawa in a barrel?

Why are they in a barrel?

[drowsy lynx]

It's a jawa wrapped in bacon lol

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[drowsy lynx]

Knify drew it

[tight pine]

It’s edible then

[hazy kestrel]

Why are they wrapped in bacon

[drowsy lynx]

I actually don't remember how it happened

[dire kayak]

i can sniff out truffles

but ill only do it if i get a collar

[hazy kestrel]

Excuse me, what?

[drowsy lynx]

#zealot-class message

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[tight pine]

Should the iron hands get lore prevalence, or no?

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao, even.

[dire kayak]

i wanna join the ordo malleus

i wanna be a lord inquisitor

[tight pine]

Don’t do it

I’ll be there for some reason

[hazy kestrel]

It’s Rad to be Radical!

Or something

Radical Inquisitors are neat

[tight pine]

Isn’t there a minor ordos that hunts radicals?

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

I have no idea

[shell sentinel]

Lmao

https://x.com/liv_agar/status/2043755875320713569?s=46

IDF playing zealot

[astral basin]

Wish i was edible

Wait

[dire kayak]

i can provide that for you

[astral basin]

I am

[tight pine]

Or are you?

[astral basin]

I mean

Im made of meat

[drowsy lynx]

The muncher

[astral basin]

Not much meat, but meat nonetheless

[formal mortar]

Maybe you wish to be an edible instead

[true minnow]

Dang, no one is doing these expeditions

Are they at school

[formal mortar]

Make a hive tyrant stoned

People are probably at work or not playing your zone

[true minnow]

Oh right some people who play are adults

[tight pine]

Everyone is busy these days

[astral basin]

Nids unfortunately selectively evolve
99/100 theyll adapt to not get stoned

Maybe theyll keep the munchies 🤔

Now if you were to stone a hive tyrant?

[tight pine]

how would you manage to do that?

[late canyon]

i just can't with controller players in havoc

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

Controller is perfectly fine

They just need to get good

[late canyon]

kek

like 95% of them are just uncarriable mess

[hazy kestrel]

A significant portion of havoc players got carried, imo.

[astral basin]

Involves a dreadnaught 🤔

[late canyon]

that's another point :p

But honestly, i'm just trying to finish helping people with havoc

some games are just unwinnable

[tight pine]

Yeah that takes time (I’m a box player, I know things about boxes)

[livid glacier]

Hell yeah

[blazing ibex]

Me

[hazy kestrel]

Just look for low level havocs

[livid glacier]

I'm darktiding with 19 FPS!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

You deciever

[livid glacier]

FOR ZEEE EMBRUUUHH!!!!!!!!

[blazing ibex]

I've seen some bonkers controller players in havoc tbf

[late canyon]

i did say 95% :p

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you the bonkers controller player?

[blazing ibex]

I'm on the keys.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

:(

[tight pine]

Still on level 9, I am

[blazing ibex]

Tried controller

My main issue

[patent grove]

Controllers not bad

[blazing ibex]

Is that I like turning my mouse a lot for attack acceleration

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t like turning at the speed of a freighter with the main rudder all messed up?

[blazing ibex]

I just don't have that kind of freedom with controller

[blazing ibex]

Also I'm washed

[hazy kestrel]

The term “attack acceleration” just gave me a flashback to Chivalry 2 Messer helicopters

[blazing ibex]

Climbs been hard with blight and rotten

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

You’re cracked

Your humbleness won’t work on me.

[blazing ibex]

[hazy kestrel]

I see through your tricks.

[blazing ibex]

Doesn't help that I've been trying to experiment on how to make heavy sword work on rotten armor

I finally found the solution.

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you torturing yourself lmao

Then again. I should look in the mirror before asking that

Seeing as I’ve been on the salvage grind for the past 5 days

[blazing ibex]

Because I want to have fun

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

Slander

Deception most foul

[mystic fossil]

i have a better solution for rotten armor

dont play the game

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[blazing ibex]

True

[blazing ibex]

I mean, everything I used was working. But I finally ended up on one setup that actually holds up shockingly well

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

But why are you still going through the havoc grind. Isn’t it pointless?

Unless it’s just for the feeling of beating insurmountable odds

[blazing ibex]

Kinda. But I want the freedom to play 40 and yeah that

[mystic fossil]

ive tried rotten armor on 20 as a zealot, now im not the greatest player ever but, even meta zealot was taking way to long to get through them

[blazing ibex]

"Meta" zealot

[mystic fossil]

meta built zealot

[blazing ibex]

Color me curious

[mystic fossil]

it may or may not have a relic blad

[blazing ibex]

Alright. Decent start

[mystic fossil]

and a bolter

[blazing ibex]

Go on.

[mystic fossil]

thats the build

[drowsy lynx]

I can only assume someone with this pfp is running fatmangus

[blazing ibex]

Nah. The ability.

[mystic fossil]

im trying to get another 17 defence so i can run piety

[mystic fossil]

nah just pure martyrdom

[blazing ibex]

Valid

But i s2g if I hear that it's chorus

[drowsy lynx]

yeah martyrdom works well on high havoc

[mystic fossil]

infil

[blazing ibex]

Alright. You've proven your mettle.

[drowsy lynx]

fatmangus adjacent build

[blazing ibex]

I mean it's Shroudfield. Vet's stealth is Infiltrate

But valid choice for rot

[mystic fossil]

well i just HATE charge like genuinely

[blazing ibex]

You gotta really be locked in to run charge zealot in havoc

[mystic fossil]

also is it just me or does vet genuinely feel unfun to play

[blazing ibex]

You gotta find the fun stuff

Like the humble shovel

And double barrel

[mystic fossil]

db is so ahh

shovel is goated tho

[blazing ibex]

Oh no

Another nonbeliever...

[fair bridge]

i used to be a big shovel glazer

now i don't know

[lethal solstice]

Why is it scary

Its just a shotgun

[mystic fossil]

i mean its funny to see a crusher knocked on its cheecks but

[blazing ibex]

That's why you run kraks.

[true minnow]

Does completing the campaign do anything

Besides penances

[blazing ibex]

Double barrel is not a carapace killer

It is a mixed horde decimator that also has a deceptive range

[simple cliff]

IT is amazing how many people in Auric clearly got carried because they never learned the importance of covering the rear and then they leave the single person trying to protect tfrom behind or whatever and then get a spot where you can't rush and die because they have no clue how flanks work.

[lethal solstice]

Min pellet count + bleed

[mystic fossil]

combat shotty is infinitely more fun

[fair bridge]

fast track to level up and enjoy what amounts to be essentially a quarter of a decently interesting narrative

[simple cliff]

Like the concept of covering a direction is alien to some people.

[blazing ibex]

Combat shotty does not do me justice in feeling like doom guy

And also topping damage against a purge psyker because infinite cleave is broken

[dire kayak]

combat shotgun just feels a little samey to me

feels like im just using another autogun

[simple cliff]

Combat shotty works very good with certain kinds of builds, especially buillds that reward swapping weapons. Same with double barrel.

[blazing ibex]

Yeah

Weapon specialist

Always prepared

[simple cliff]

Arby has something similar.

[tired inlet]

that's why I use the double-barrel with zealot because mutants and ragers go down with 2 barrels of freedom and I can hot-swap back to my melee

[lethal solstice]

This is because Weapon Specialist is objectively the best keystone in the game

The arby version is the palest copy

[simple cliff]

Don't underestimate focus for almost all ranged vets.

[blazing ibex]

Bonk enemies, shoot, bonk enemy, shoot again, rinse, repeat, and suddenly the horde of maulers and ragers is gone

[lethal solstice]

Focus is so lame

[dire kayak]

what does weapon specialist do again?

i forgot

[lethal solstice]

Like yeah cool +20% against that reaper

It has 4 friends

[simple cliff]

That's why focus is good.

[blazing ibex]

Melee kills grant stacks that increase ranged attack speed and crit chance

[simple cliff]

For one-tapping specials like that.

[jaunty path]

hi harlz are you still slaving on penances

[mystic fossil]

guys ds and db look at my creativity

[blazing ibex]

Ranged kills grant melee attack speed, and dodge buffs

[simple cliff]

I have not been for a long time now.

[lethal solstice]

There isn't a weapon that needs it

[simple cliff]

I am just mastering weapons for the fuck of it, now.

[fair bridge]

i wanna use MMF with the recon las

[simple cliff]

There isn't aw eapon that needs weapon specalist either.

[lethal solstice]

Everything can get breakpoints off of blue nodes or weapon spec

There definitely is

[jaunty path]

yeah but why not spam materials

[blazing ibex]

It's not very good.

[fair bridge]

yeah?? even with the buffs?

[simple cliff]

There isn't a weapon that needs anything except for a very few.

[fair bridge]

😔

[jaunty path]

so weaponspecialist with helbore is a fine idea?

[blazing ibex]

The buffs don't affect it because they're very finesse based

Recon's finesse curves are shit.

[blazing ibex]

So you really don't see much benefit from it.

[tawdry edge]

500 spore mines exploded into my face in space marine 2 and i instantly fucking died

[blazing ibex]

You're legit better off not even running a keystone because the damage increase is that negligible for MMF

[dire kayak]

mmf?

[blazing ibex]

Marksman's Focus

[dire kayak]

ohh

im only running marksman's focus for the penance

[blazing ibex]

Shovel*

[jaunty path]

shovel? krieg!!!!!!!!!

[fair bridge]

i feel attacked

[simple cliff]

I have found that every keystone can be made to work, there are 'meta' builds but I've been experimenting a lot in my quest for all weapons mastered and found some really overlooked uses.

[mystic fossil]

with my shovel

[jaunty path]

just sacrfice greens of the same weapon

[simple cliff]

1. That cost a ton to keep buying and sacerficing. 2. Where is the fun in that?

[mystic fossil]

counter point, some weapons are not fun to use

[jaunty path]

1 get money

2

number go up

and

yellow

:)

[blazing ibex]

Not everyone has the materials to constantly do that lol

[hazy kestrel]

Lol

Lmao

[jaunty path]

SHUT THE FUCK UP HADRON

[blazing ibex]

Meta is boring

[jaunty path]

its not a ton as well

its just a bunch of...diamantine

[simple cliff]

I only found a few not hard too use and ironically two of the three are the meta.

[jaunty path]

just play havoc 40

money.

[blazing ibex]

People will call me fucking crazy for bringing a heavy sword into a rotten 40

Those people

While correct

Will learn

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc 40, In this economy?

[jaunty path]

chain axe is actual doo doo poopy if ur not playing scum

[swift jacinth]

🫵 🤓 👍

[blazing ibex]

And realize that if you can use your brain and think outside the box

[swift jacinth]

You guys have pretty pfps

[simple cliff]

It was good, just not as good as chainsword but still fun. Combat knife, power sword, and tactical hatchet were the least satisfying for me. Braced autogun was fun... but sucks above hersey level.

[blazing ibex]

Meta, is only a suggestion.

[swift jacinth]

Have a nice day

[blazing ibex]

Thank you.

[jaunty path]

[simple cliff]

But I did find out that if you put it on a melee only zealot you can use its blessings as a great way to rush down gunners.

[blazing ibex]

Alright I'm shocked to hear that about tac axe

It's one of the more fun ones to me

[jaunty path]

We have scheduled a lobotomy