general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Ha

[timber elk]

AND NOT THAT DOGSHIT SEQUEL

[gloomy tartan]

Disney owns your brain

[marsh iris]

ehhh depends

[timber elk]

I’m talking about the first one

[gloomy tartan]

🐁

🐀

What does this mean

The mouse is buffer than the rat

What agenda and message is this

[timber elk]

Well WALL-E ratatouille and wreck it Ralph are my favorites

Oh and Leo and stitch

[marsh iris]

probably if you are chinese cultured, could be true

[timber elk]

I’m actually hungry for dumpling now

[somber stream]

I heard you two are really related

[cosmic burrow]

Cars 1

[gloomy tartan]

I’m eating Reese’s choclate

Mmmm

[timber elk]

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️

[marsh iris]

im not the majority race here but i do like dumplings

[somber stream]

Had these "Shao mai" at a chinese resto some months back, still obsessed with the thing till this day. Man i could go for some assorted dumpling right about now

[timber elk]

PINNICALE OF OSTs RIGHT THERE MAGISTER

[marsh iris]

shrimp dumplings

in mala soup

[somber stream]

[timber elk]

[agile crag]

isnt it shumai

[somber stream]

Something along the line

[marsh iris]

siew mai is a little different with the yellow skin dumpling and mainly minced chicken and shrimp

also delicious

[timber elk]

I love soup

[somber stream]

Oh so it's Siew mai nao

[timber elk]

Warms the heart and soul

gives you a certain “boost”

[marsh iris]

thats how we spell it

[somber stream]

Dim sum is the way to generalize them all right?

[marsh iris]

little chinese mouth bombs

[agile crag]

dim sum is like the type of food its like saying bbq

[marsh iris]

i think so?

[agile crag]

more like saying buffet style actually

[marsh iris]

karien might know better

[somber stream]

Basically steamed rice paper wrapped around meat

[gloomy tartan]

Your telling me a crab goo’d on this rag?

A shrimp fried this rice?

[marsh iris]

p much yeah

[gloomy tartan]

What the hell mad house is this

[marsh iris]

when the soup fills the pockets in the dumpling and burst in your mouth

[agile crag]

best dim sum is xiao long bao

which is the one with soup in it

[somber stream]

:o

Are you Chinese?

[agile crag]

partially

[somber stream]

American Chinese?

[agile crag]

yes

[somber stream]

:D

Ni-haody

[jaunty path]

american cheese?

[marsh iris]

dim sum with balsamic vinegar

[agile crag]

dimsum desserts are pretty good too

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

gen chat making me hungry again

[agile crag]

sesame balls with red bean inside and tapioca soup

[jaunty path]

[marsh iris]

[somber stream]

Tried tapioca soup once, felt wrong :c

[jaunty path]

it is

[marsh iris]

its the sweet version not savory

[somber stream]

You're either a sweet drink or a soup, can't be both!

[jaunty path]

That sounds like beef with sugary cereal

[somber stream]

This sounds like a Polish dish

[cosmic burrow]

No

Such things dont exist

[somber stream]

Chłodnik ogórkowy. No beef but close enough

[marsh iris]

fish?

[cosmic burrow]

Fuck no.

Its a abomination

[wise depot]

drunk as shit rn

any tequila lovers here?

[agile crag]

i no drink

[low wharf]

Weak

[marsh iris]

alcoholism

[somber stream]

True strength is the ability to overcome daily hurdles and depression without having to rely on alcohol, substances nor smoke

Some pure, raw performance there

[marsh iris]

rawdog

[rocky radish]

To hell with that. Gimme my stimms. I'm tired of playing life on hard mode

[little marten]

Pills here

[marsh iris]

yooo im gonna have dim sum later

right into my veins

[somber stream]

Awww yiss

[marsh iris]

im a happy duck

[delicate vapor]

Out in the cold and thy friends smoking

[marsh iris]

smoked friends to keep warm

[jaunty path]

send to me

thnx

[marsh iris]

🙏

[dire kayak]

ooouuuhgg

[patent grove]

Dabs

[amber delta]

I lost a 57min long havoc map

[somber stream]

This piece of art got me through some rough shit about 2 years back

My only regret is that i didn't buy it in full price

Nowadays ZA/UM is merely a husk puppeteered by the very greedy fucks the game tried to condemn lol, the irony

[obsidian dock]

Such is the fate

Of NotIndie

[timber elk]

I’m thirsty

[timber elk]

Hank

[jaunty path]

How thirsty...

[timber elk]

You need to do the

HOMO

SEXUAL

UNDERGROUND

quest line

[hidden dune]

Do we have any insight in new classes/updates by any chance?

[jaunty path]

Hank making me think its zealot chat posting images

For shame

[somber stream]

#EmbedsForGeneralChat

[jaunty path]

We don't know shit tbh id like it to come out tomorrow but oh well

[timber elk]

Oh wait Hank isn’t actually playing disco elysium

I’m sad

[jaunty path]

I can't see my future totally sober given my current state. I don't drink heavily nore rely on it but things like one drink can really take the weight off your head or make it easier to sleep

But then when I do feel tipsy i feel like im on the brim of venting out all of my feelings and emotions

[timber elk]

Missus

[jaunty path]

And if I do that I'll probably cry

[lilac crag]

I think we should duel our frustrations in a classic medieval clash

[timber elk]

Missus

[jaunty path]

Hi lamb

[timber elk]

eats a shepherds pie in front of her

[jaunty path]

Can I have a chicken and pork shaurma no hot sauce and a bottle of cream soda

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/starryshuas-dog-drown

[amber delta]

confirmed they are working on next class, from the leaks it's likely to be some kind of admech

[lilac crag]

also why is havoc so polarizing

I can't win my 30 if I have blight spreads and rotten armor

[jaunty path]

Hard asf and demotion turns ppl into sweats

[lilac crag]

but I can if I have 21st and stims

[timber elk]

No

[lilac crag]

I just have to gamble good modifiers

[jaunty path]

Stressing about winning makes you play worse

[amber delta]

because rotten armour is the worst modifier ever invented

[jaunty path]

Can I have a lamb gyro

[lilac crag]

if I get stims + blight I need stupid cleansing for corruption and resistance

[jaunty path]

[amber delta]

and blight spreads is a close contender

[lilac crag]

thank you fs pls remove rotten armor jfc

[lilac crag]

also that

[timber elk]

Sure.

[amber delta]

youre most welcome alexander

[jaunty path]

I think you mean pox gas

[amber delta]

idc pox gas i play arbites

[lilac crag]

hive scum stim just eats pox gas anyway

[jaunty path]

p2w class

[marsh iris]

remove rotten armor, add yummy armor

[jaunty path]

[lilac crag]

the issue is killing stupid fodder and stepping in too much goo

[amber delta]

[jaunty path]

Can I have shaurma

[lilac crag]

whoops! one second spent too close! there goes my wound :333333333

[jaunty path]

Pls

[lilac crag]

shawarma

[dire kayak]

i drink the forbidden havoc goo

[pallid badger]

this statement is in violation of the lex

[jaunty path]

Its trve

[lilac crag]

she's right you know

[jaunty path]

Send it to me

[lilac crag]

mine

[amber delta]

I had butter chicken yesterday

[marsh iris]

havoc sauce challenge

[jaunty path]

Arbitrators mains are not allowed to have opinions

[pallid badger]

12 lashes and sentence to working on the forges of Branx for 10 years

[amber delta]

it was very mid but I gobbled on it like a freak anyway

[lilac crag]

also if you get fading light 2 with rotten armor

as a human being

what do you do

[jaunty path]

I live

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[pallid badger]

you die

[jaunty path]

I barely. Notice fading light

[pallid badger]

for the emperor

[jaunty path]

Isnt that just less toughness regen

[little marten]

Rotten armour

[lilac crag]

no grace period when ur toughness breaks

[marsh iris]

go even further from the light

[little marten]

Just play Arbites 🤭

[marsh iris]

and do non-loyalist things

[jaunty path]

p2w

[lilac crag]

I should play arbites and get my havoc rewards next week

[jaunty path]

I feel scums low health and damage power rlly isn't evenly scaled

[lilac crag]

I got a 28 cache today

[little marten]

Actually my heavy evis is built pretty well for rotten armour but the problem with zealot is the expectation to clutch

People see the zealot and think, fuck it I’ll just die they can handle it

[jaunty path]

Clutch then?

Is easy

[little marten]

🫡

[lilac crag]

I feel this is just a general expectation

[jaunty path]

No mfs expect you to eat shit ngl

Like everyone else

[lilac crag]

like if people see arby they think " no die or else stupid "

[dire kayak]

how come hive scum gets more survivability than psyker

at least in my experience

[jaunty path]

Arby players r dog shit 🙏

[lilac crag]

cus I'm cooler than you,,,,,,, /lh

[low wharf]

They dont?

[dire kayak]

truth,,,,,

[jaunty path]

Yeah the thing is they have WAAAAAY more damage output than vulnerability lol

[little marten]

Arby as vanguard is pretty spicy you can just face tank rotten waves

[somber stream]

Real, i once bathed in Nurgle's fart for 3 minutes straight

[jaunty path]

Rot armor as arb isn't that bad

[lilac crag]

me and my friend Brutus were playing arby ogryn respectively for havoc and my dear teammates told us its better for them to die with 1 wound because we have higher chances of picking them up after ambushes

[low wharf]

Its just that you pretty much have to pick survivability for scum or you just die

[jaunty path]

Insert "God I wish that were me" image here

[lilac crag]

what even counts as survivability for scum rn

slide immunity? more dodge recovery?

[low wharf]

Base toughness regen without the regen on gun kills is low af

[low wharf]

Pretty much

[lilac crag]

I see

[jaunty path]

Though

Scum being the way it is

Isn't too bad

[little marten]

I dread playing scum because of the random infantry in the dark corner that blasts you for most of your health randomly

[lilac crag]

I also go with toughness stim if I'm feeling particularly squishy

instead of STR path

[low wharf]

Meanwhile psyker has a ton of toughness options via peril management

[dire kayak]

the only time i changed my stim layout was when i needed heavy attack kills while stimmed

[lilac crag]

I gain peril, toughness
I lose peril, toughness
I do crits, toughness
I hit melee, toughness

[low wharf]

And ee is only picked on gunker / purg

[jaunty path]

For a penance?

[lilac crag]

psyker just gets toughness alot

I only play melee psyker on scriers and after the rework changes I never had to worry about my toughness bar unless it was a full bar depletion

I assume it's even stronger on bubble or wtv

[jaunty path]

Psyker players are also ass

[low wharf]

On average ye

[jaunty path]

@potent sage

I think im fucked

Oh well.

[dire kayak]

im getting better at psyker!!!!

[little marten]

Good psyker players are wild tho

[jade lily]

Im pretty ass which mostly affects my survivability xD but practice makes... well, a little bit better. sometimes

[somber stream]

xD

[dire kayak]

i like to use my staff very often

i use electro staff

[jade lily]

Just joined here 🙂 Scrolled through the channels and was wondering if there is a place to look for people to group up for specific penances or other goals?

[amber delta]

which +3 stam curios are fake? sub 400?

[dire kayak]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[little marten]

Welcome

[jade lily]

I like flame/ voidblast staff both

[jade lily]

ah I skipped over that, ty

[little marten]

Don’t listen to anyone here in general they’re all sedition players

[dire kayak]

but sedition doesnt exist anym

[jade lily]

yee never played it 😄

[amber delta]

yeah nobody here actually plays the game

[marsh iris]

bring back sedation

[jade lily]

I like Damnation as a challenging but still fun, Auric and Havoc tend to be a tad stressful xD

[dire kayak]

sameeee

i play mostly damnation

but i can do auric

[jade lily]

i do want the fancy titles tho

[dire kayak]

reall

[jade lily]

exactly that feeling

[somber stream]

Get A.S.S

All you need, really

[jade lily]

hm u cant respond with emojis to messages?

I have good ass

oh diff ass

whatchu mean xD

[somber stream]

I bet you do

Auric Storm Survivor

Gold title, your ticket to havoc rooms

[jade lily]

yes! thats the one im going for atm with a shield arbi

[little marten]

You’ll fit right in

[somber stream]

Yes only the best of asses here

[jade lily]

😆

might take a while I do imagine myselfdying to smth stupid on the 4th or 5th run

[somber stream]

Key is not to think about it

And do your best

The more you try, the more you'll fail

[amber delta]

wrong

you should do your worst

[jade lily]

._. very useful advise

[somber stream]

Reverse psychology.. but of course!

[jade lily]

i have plenty of other penances to do so Ill try my best but i see it more as a long term ish goal 😄

[somber stream]

You motivate your teamate to do better in your stead, given how bad you're performing

Stellar tactic

[jade lily]

Yeah I know if im gonna stress about it its gona be frustrating xD Ima justy play Auric Maelstroms when there are reasonable conditions and see how it goes

[delicate vapor]

H

[feral vessel]

HI HIVE TERTIUM

Pets now.

[dire kayak]

meow

[regal jasper]

[marsh iris]

prepare for heavy petting

[delicate vapor]

Oh this burger good

[amber delta]

[twin flower]

borgah

[twin flower]

eat

[marsh iris]

doro is kil

[amber delta]

no

[marsh iris]

tfw you motivate teammate but they take it as sarcasm

[delicate vapor]

Time to go to McDonald’s in this freezing cold

[marsh iris]

become fries

[somber stream]

I once hyped a Zealot into carrying the team

[marsh iris]

-# dont you want to be strips of salty potato

[marsh iris]

annd then??

[somber stream]

He got clapped by a trapper but efforts was made

[marsh iris]

couldnt be ray could it

[somber stream]

Nah some rando, Russian myb

[timber elk]

is drinking a strawberry milk shake while reading berserk

[marsh iris]

rush B for effort

[timber elk]

I haven’t heard from ray in a while

I hope I didn’t annoy her…

[marsh iris]

nah school most likely

you're overthinking lamb

[timber elk]

I tend to over think alot

[marsh iris]

happens

[timber elk]

It’s not good for my mental. But I been doing better

[twin flower]

shre that milkshake instead 🫳

[marsh iris]

had my overthinking phase, now im indulging in ignorance

[timber elk]

I still have a massive self-loathing issue

[dire kayak]

so real

[dire kayak]

SO REAL

[timber elk]

No goober mine is very serious.

[jade lily]

Good thing the world doesn't revolve around us and no one rly cares 😄 but yeah i feel the overthinking part xD

[timber elk]

I tend to put my self value in the negatives while I value other people in the positives

[dire kayak]

thats what i do

[timber elk]

Ignorance is a overrated word

[marsh iris]

yeahand.png

[delicate vapor]

Got myself an Oreo McFlurry

Who what’s some

[jade lily]

https://tenor.com/view/finding-nemo-mine-gif-3543068

[marsh iris]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling

[timber elk]

I got a strawberry shake so I’m good takes a sip while reading berserk but ray was fun to mess with and tease

[jade lily]

oh GIFs dont rly work, sad

[timber elk]

Oh you must be new here than

[marsh iris]

we destroyed it

[somber stream]

Greyname lol

[jade lily]

yee just joied like 2hr ago xD

[marsh iris]

[jade lily]

pretty new to the game too, 2-3months now

[timber elk]

You can post gifs and pictures in the other chats. Just not in general chat

[jade lily]

fair enough

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[timber elk]

Don’t ask why

[marsh iris]

it is said that gif in general will summon the demons

[astral basin]

The why involves trolls being gross

[jade lily]

I can also not respond to other people's messages with emojis

[dire kayak]

my day is turning out to be very shit

[timber elk]

But as I was saying. Hope ray comes back soon. he said as he turned to “that” page

[marsh iris]

hang around and chat for a while and become red

[twin flower]

ye just keep yapping basically

[jade lily]

ah ok 😄 interesting limitation

[delicate vapor]

True

[jade lily]

lol im not often asked to keep yapping

[marsh iris]

i demand that you yap

[timber elk]

Well your encouraged to

[marsh iris]

it is imperative

[timber elk]

pulls out a shotgun and racks it so get to yapping

[dire kayak]

i think the suicide attempts make mine pretty serious as well

[astral basin]

Would you rather have a piss day?

[jade lily]

I am pleasantly surprised by the atmosphere/ speed of the general chat I have to say. Im used to there being several general chat channels in game servers and theyre all being spammed to death with bs

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[timber elk]

I never said yours wasn’t serious. I’m sorry if I gave that vibe to ya.

I just don’t know how to talk about my issues is all.

[marsh iris]

probably not the time yet, maybe soon

[twin flower]

It can get pretty crowded here too yeah

[jade lily]

Mostly American playerbase then?

[timber elk]

EU

Surprisingly

[jade lily]

oh cool

makes it easier to group up I imagine 😛

[timber elk]

Just don’t ask to group up with me

American ping doesn’t work well with other pings

[astral basin]

Courtesy of this both being a corporate sponsored discord, and the game/dev team being small enough to not care THAT much
The game is darktide, gamers can act a fool while still being respectful

[timber elk]

Ask garut. He saw my ping was in the 200 range

[jade lily]

lol

[marsh tundra]

Do people like testing new builds in auric? I used to overthink it but nowadays I just go fuck it we ball

[astral basin]

We have 5 Australians in the server

[obtuse oak]

It only gets heated around here when announcements or updates drop. The rest of the time it's pretty chill with a crew of regulars shooting the shit. You can find other communities in the class channels. Even theorycrafting and lore chat have their own regulars

[jade lily]

I test new builds on Heresy usually, feels like everyone is fooling around there

[astral basin]

Though one of our chief australians is taking master classes in polite war crimes

[twin flower]

I just do mine in the Meat grinder and go into Auric

[jade lily]

I saw some life there too, yeah 😄 tnx for the tips

[outer helm]

Hello

[twin flower]

Henlo

Actually a lotta new peeps today huh

[delicate vapor]

Who want ice cream

[jade lily]

I guess it depends on your skill level in general too. Im not a great [layer and only enter Damnation or Auric/ Havoc with builds I know very well. But if you're generally better at the game, yeah ball it

as long as u dont ruin the experience for the rest of the team 😄

[outer helm]

Slapping poxwalkers makes lots of fun.

[marsh tundra]

Gulp

[jade lily]

😂

[astral basin]

Shooting poxwalkers*

Wait

Bursters

[outer helm]

Both?

[timber elk]

Well sometimes heated arguments involving political topics are frequent (even though it’s against the rules) but other than that. We are just a bunch of goofy goobers

[outer helm]

But tbf im just a Zealot martyrer enjoyer

[jade lily]

oo never tried Martyr

Rage zealot still my main but I have been enjoying stealth more lately

[astral basin]

People hate it when you shoot bursters

[delicate vapor]

[outer helm]

The pain i have to endure that literally so many people are healing me

[jade lily]

why, its nice if they're far away. just dont shoot em while someone is pushing em xD

[marsh iris]

yeag

[untold skiff]

i mean why wouldn't you test them out in auric?

[timber elk]

And that’s why I’m a solo player.

[jade lily]

that is an issue yeah I realized way too late that I had a martyr on the team xD

[marsh iris]

😔 same

[timber elk]

I thought you licht and ray had good ping connection with each other?

[untold skiff]

hell a lot of people probably first time builds in havoc 40.

[marsh tundra]

I mainly play on Auric and dont really touch Havoc

[marsh iris]

well we are not really regulars together

[jade lily]

havoc for the weekly coffer :p

[marsh iris]

schedule and such

[timber elk]

You guys made it sound like it though. Well to me at least.

[untold skiff]

i think my first revolver power sword game was in havoc 30+

on veteran

[timber elk]

I’m taking a break from darktide

The expedition update wasn’t what I thought it was

[twin flower]

I guess it wasn't what everyone thought

[timber elk]

Eh. Some people seem to be fine with it

[delicate vapor]

Indeed

[twin flower]

I feel it lost out on players after a while, I do like it like it, dont get me wrong it

[outer helm]

Its ok but I've got a problem with randoms walking alone

[twin flower]

The scavening bits alright

[timber elk]

Which is probably the brain rot doing most of the damage if they are fine with a glorified extraction shooter mode

[marsh tundra]

I found it pretty fun but haven't really touched it since the event that came with it ended

[timber elk]

It’s a glorified extraction mode

It’s nothing special

[little marten]

Expedition could’ve just been a new mission type on the OG board

[marsh iris]

i wish 😅 , well it is what it is, good things comes and go

[jade lily]

And an easy way to farm the 100 missions without anyone getting downed 😛 but thats more half a cheatcode than actually playing the mode

[floral ermine]

not a glorified, it IS an extraction mode
it just needs fleshing out

its pretty fun with a proper team

[little marten]

It has potential yeah I enjoyed it

[floral ermine]

just needs more objectives and better pickups

[obtuse oak]

Auric is where I try stuff out, proven builds go into havoc 40

[timber elk]

Ooooo sorry papa nurgle boy. But that would be too hard.

[little marten]

Oh 😔

Sorry

[jade lily]

Say that again, I unlocked Havoc like a week ago xD

[timber elk]

New mission type. HA.

When was the last time we had a new mission type

[little marten]

Trench one?

[floral ermine]

the thing expeditions is waaaay better with friends
randoms just run on their own and do random shit

[timber elk]

Was the trench map a new mission mode?

[little marten]

Dunno

[floral ermine]

with friends u can organize stuff and clear shit better

[jade lily]

not rly no? The trench map is 'just' a defense mission

[little marten]

12 reapers lasering you from 26 miles away

[timber elk]

Oof. Well it’s not like I care. Fatshark aren’t gonna listen to us wanting trench maps.

[twin flower]

You have to fight your way to that oupost first tho right

Dear lawd

Fun mission tho

[delicate vapor]

[jade lily]

I do like that one yeah

[floral ermine]

the trench map is on the special board

[timber elk]

High octane. But they aren’t gonna do it again.

[floral ermine]

its peak

[marsh tundra]

I love the mission but I roll my eyes when I get it in quickplay

[little marten]

Trenches filled with the corpses of levelling hive scum

[jade lily]

the wobbly field is a bit annoying but its fun xD

[marsh tundra]

It feels very coinflippy

[jade lily]

true

[timber elk]

Hmmmm raccoin?

Balatro?

[outer helm]

I wasnt be able to play a Havoc mission. Tried it but the waiting wasnt nice. I also think, my build isnt good for Havoc i guess

[floral ermine]

what's coinflippy

just lock in

[twin flower]

Balatro?

I should stay away from that game

[timber elk]

Raccoin?

[twin flower]

Its gotten addicting

[timber elk]

dude I’m telling you

[outer helm]

Never played Balatro

[timber elk]

Cloverpit. Raccoin, balatro are seriously addicting

THE BIG 3

[twin flower]

I haven't tried the other 2 but I like spent an entire day on balatro one time

Its.. its not good

[timber elk]

So raccoin is a coin pusher game with rogue lite elements

Basically. Bunch of coins GO BRRRRRRRRRRR

[jade lily]

never heard of any of them

but then yeah apart from Darktide and other mission based PvE games I mostly play cozy games xD

[timber elk]

cloverpit is a classic jackpot machine game where you buy trinkets and take deals from the devil to boost your luck chance into getting higher numbers, coins and tickets.

[obtuse oak]

I've played since launch for nearly 1400 hours 😛 it'll come with time

[timber elk]

1300 hours

ILL GET YOU SOON HANK

too bad I can’t mod my balatro on my phone

[outer helm]

You guys are very experienced players

[jade lily]

im already at nearly 200 😳 need to play smth else

nahb just one more round..

[timber elk]

BUT IF I COULD I WOULD 1v1 YOU

[outer helm]

Im just new in this game with just 70

[little marten]

Only 750 hours here 😔

[timber elk]

Oh no those are my balatro hours

My actual hours on darktide are much much higher

[outer helm]

Not 1000 on Balatro? Shame

[timber elk]

I said 1300 hours on balatro

[little marten]

Wait that’s still like 30 days of Darktide a whole month

[outer helm]

Then im stupid to read

[jade lily]

Average darktide player tbf

[timber elk]

My actual number for darktide is near 9000 hours if I remember correctly

[jade lily]

😇

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[timber elk]

Could be higher or lower

Someone could probably check the chat log for those numbers on me

[jade lily]

thats usually the case with an estimation right?

[outer helm]

Crazy

[twilit python]

dear emprah please put the scourge splinter camo pack into the store next rotation

[grand mural]

No.

[timber elk]

TTS emperor: fuck no.

[twilit python]

my pleas to the emperor worked last time

[jade lily]

dear emprah lease grant me that sweet ass

[grand mural]

what

[timber elk]

What

[outer helm]

What

[jade lily]

Auric Storm Survivor :3

[grand mural]

Its literally bone

What do you mean

[rocky radish]

That's impressive. I have to make silly mods to keep myself from getting bored

[jade lily]

haha the 3 what's xD

[little marten]

That’s 375 days of Darktide lmao

[jade lily]

love u guys 💜

[timber elk]

I well darktide did come out last year for console players

[grand mural]

I feel after what you said, thats more a threat.

[timber elk]

So yeah that’s over a year of game time

[jade lily]

I would never!

[outer helm]

You should love the emperor.

[grand mural]

Dont do that either

Youll wind up like the Thunder Warriors

[outer helm]

All according to plan

Or whatever plan it was centuries ago

[jade lily]

I mean he is my Beloved

[outer helm]

Cant remember my old face anymore by all those disguises

[jade lily]

atleast I always assumed the Beloved of the seer is the emperor? xD

[outer helm]

Maybe or maybe not or Tzeentch is just trolling

[grand mural]

Yes but possibly no

[little marten]

Respect 🫡

[grand mural]

It could go either way

[jade lily]

hmmmm

[mint kraken]

if i havent played in quite a while, aka a month, and i have lots of mods. Which mods are suspectible to crashing my game so I can update

[jade lily]

oo I was wondering about mods. I haven't installed any yet, any specific ones that are considered good to have?

[outer helm]

Cant install mods on console

[grand mural]

Custom hud

[jade lily]

im on pc

[mint kraken]

audible_grenade_regen
Audio
binaries
bundle
character_cosmetics_view_improved
ChatBlock
ConstantFov
crusher_attack_indicator
custom_hud
danger_zone
DarktideLocalServer
debuff_indicator
Decode_Helper
DisplayPing
FoundYa
FullAuto
guarantee_weapon_swap
Healthbars
markers_aio
master_item_community_patch
MemLeakFix
minimap
mods
NumericUI
PreventPlayerFade
quick_level_mastery
RecolorBossHealthBars
ScanHelper
servo_friend
show_remaining_dodges
SoloPlay
Spidey Sense
StimmCountdown
tools
Tree_Helper
TrueSoloQoL
weapon_fov

Those are mine.

[jade lily]

wooah thats alot xD

[grand mural]

For the Drip if you want to look fly

[mint kraken]

I dont want to go over the pain of updating them all

[timber elk]

takes the paper and eats it

I’m not reading that

[outer helm]

A minimap...you are having it good

[delicate vapor]

[jade lily]

some of them sound like half cheats lol

[timber elk]

Mini map sounds kinda pointless in a very linear game like darktide

[lilac crag]

i got a mod that turns my arby dog into a behemoth

[timber elk]

Wouldn’t really consider it a cheat

[rocky radish]

Spidey sense is borderline

[jade lily]

does it give visible indicators of specialists or smth?

[outer helm]

I mean on the new game mode

Of course you have the one in your pocket

But cant check if being overrunned by idfk

[rocky radish]

Of any enemies. You can customize it

[jade lily]

hmm that does seem like a big advantage over non modded ye

[rocky radish]

I think Spidey sense is allowed because it helps people with disabilities

[jade lily]

guarantee weapon swap sounds amazing tho, i have wasted too much ammo or over-periled myself by the weapon not swapping due to lagg

[jade lily]

that makes sense

[timber elk]

Oh yeah that is actually a good point

Well

Expect if you don’t have eyes

Than your fuck

Unless your Matt Murdock

[rocky radish]

You pretty much described Lights Out

[timber elk]

True

[outer helm]

No lights and being overrunned by 1000 ragers

How lovely

[rocky radish]

I have to hope I brought a devil's claw and my stamina holds. Parry parry parry

[timber elk]

Okay everyone

[astral basin]

Shouldve been a jokaero

[timber elk]

Risk of rain 2

smacks down on the table showing his false son main

[astral basin]

Rort

[timber elk]

Really? Nobody else plays risk of rain 2?

[lilac crag]

killing you

[lilac crag]

i do

[timber elk]

Ok who’s your main

[lilac crag]

cap

[timber elk]

Good choice, very good choice.

[lilac crag]

i like hunks

simple

[marsh tundra]

Engineer...

[timber elk]

I am a false son main

However

If I had the option to download mods

I would totally play HUNK from resident evil

[timber elk]

Also a good choice

[astral basin]

You cant kill me, im about to make you cringe to death
Just gotta… find the image of my rebinds…

[delicate vapor]

Shrimple

[marsh tundra]

If someone said boring I wouldn't have objected

But I really like the turrets so

[timber elk]

Hmmmmmm no. If you were to say idk railgunner? Than yeah I’d call you boring

Railgunner is good

But boring

Because all you do is just….click heads mindlessly

[outer helm]

Never played it or never heard of it

[marsh tundra]

True altho the gameplay is more involved I'd say

(I'm not good at aiming)

[timber elk]

That is like saying commando is a more involved character because he can dip dive and dash. (He’s okay but not the best of the best)

[delicate vapor]

[trail bramble]

I likea da captain

[timber elk]

Than again I am the biggest hater of commando

[trail bramble]

who needs schmovement when you can airstrike

[timber elk]

Or orbital velocity rounds

[trail bramble]

and yeah commando sucks butts

[timber elk]

Took hours to get false son

He maybe broken

But I got him

[obtuse oak]

Wtf

[marsh tundra]

I'm pretty excited for the new dlc coming out soon

[rocky radish]

Lamball is living the dream

[marsh tundra]

Havent seen a release date yet though I think

[timber elk]

What

[tacit geode]

Over a year playing darktide

[timber elk]

Oh

I mean it is what it is

Still better than the ungodly amount of destiny and destiny 2 hours

[rocky radish]

That's almost 25 hours a day

[timber elk]

No. That just means I was only playing darktide

No other games

[delicate vapor]

[rocky radish]

The maths ain't mathsing

[obtuse oak]

Insane numbers

Is gaming the only thing you do or something?

[carmine steppe]

At least play some other game 😭

[thick fog]

My man just spent afk grinding

for hours playtime

smh

[obtuse oak]

I played Dota 2 for TEN YEARS and I have 3600 hours playtime

[carmine steppe]

I can't imagine playing dark tide for so long

[floral ermine]

my friends who been playing dota for ages have like 10k+

mobas consume people

[carmine steppe]

I played team fortress 2 for 10 years and I had 1988 hours

[cosmic burrow]

I played rimworld for almost ten and i have 2600h. Thats considered rookie numbers 8n the fandom

[tacit geode]

Let's hear it.

[timber elk]

Uhh

Umm

15

[tacit geode]

Reasonable

[timber elk]

0000?

[floral ermine]

15k?

[tacit geode]

Ough

[floral ermine]

24k hours of your life on 2 games not counting the rest gyatt dayum

[thick fog]

i dont think lamball is human

[tacit geode]

17 years in destiny 2

[timber elk]

That was from middle school all the up to the end of high school

[floral ermine]

did u not hang out with friends or what

[fiery wave]

I dunno, 8088 hours on that, been there since closed beta.

[thick fog]

locked in their room forever

no key

[timber elk]

No I was a pretty lonely kid actually

[floral ermine]

damn

well at least you had fun

[timber elk]

That is debatable

[ivory dawn]

Hey people

[timber elk]

Also it’s supposed to be 3 zeros not 4

I just now noticed

Still doesn’t help though

[dire kayak]

you must be really good at destiny

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

[timber elk]

No

I’m

I’m actually not

[dire kayak]

i bet you are

[timber elk]

No

I’m not

I swear I’m not

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

prove it

[timber elk]

How

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

You know ppl can still be bad with over 10k hours if they only really play it casually.

[south valve]

Haha you’re good at destiny 🫵

[timber elk]

The only thing I was good at was the PvP

[fiery wave]

Is why you see ppl with over 1k lvls sucking in Darktide.

[delicate vapor]

Food pls

[timber elk]

I was a titan main who ran ward of dawn and chaperone

[delicate vapor]

Temporary Warlock

[timber elk]

Everything else I sucked at

[delicate vapor]

Same

[timber elk]

Please don’t…

[south valve]

Sorry lamb

You may stand atop my shiny helmet

[dire kayak]

shiny helmets attract snipers

i dont recommend it

[timber elk]

stands atop his shiny helmet

[carmine steppe]

Well you see they are gonna be looking for soldiers, not people with shiny helmets

[south valve]

JUDGEMENT IS HERE, LEXBREAKERS

[potent sage]

this might be a truke because i am not good at psyker altho i just started yesterday

[grand mural]

Shiny helmets show your perfection over the enemy. Always use them.

[delicate vapor]

You’ll master it within 1 full cigarette

[south valve]

The shiny helmet thing is a fatalist quote

[south valve]

Okay

[tawdry edge]

It says insufficient funds, broke boy

[potent sage]

how come the feminine versions dont get any cool quotes

[south valve]

YOU CAN RUN. PLEASE DO. IT MAKES IT FUN!

[potent sage]

i like that one but i also want the helmet one

[grand mural]

They mostly use the same voicelines

[south valve]

“Fine. Stay here. Be alone. DIE.”

[lilac crag]

most of the female va cast has insane quotes wdym

fem loose cannon my beloved

[grand mural]

Same voicelines generally, but obviously different pronunciation

Like im sorry but female maul cant compare to male maul

[lilac crag]

there are some winners and losers yeah

[potent sage]

they get the same quotes as their masculine counterparts if not less than them i think

[lilac crag]

afaik they get same quotes different specific interactions

[grand mural]

"INSUBORIDINATION. MANDATED EDICT: Let's you and me find a quiet corner."

[lilac crag]

never heard a m loose cannon line that f loose cannon didnt have

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[green vector]

fem maul is way better than male

[delicate vapor]

[grand mural]

Absolutely not

[green vector]

absolutely

[south valve]

Objectively wrong

[lilac crag]

fem maul is less satirical

[potent sage]

fem fatalist is way harder than male fatalist

fuck

[lilac crag]

trvke

[green vector]

ooo look at me i have a gravely voice

fuck off

[grand mural]

Statistically incorrect

[south valve]

Harder?

👀

[potent sage]

yeah as in it goes hard

[south valve]

Oh

[delicate vapor]

I forgot what my psyker sounded like but sounds like a French lady

[dire kayak]

we are so very good

[green vector]

male maul sucks donkey balls

[potent sage]

savant

fem-savant

[delicate vapor]

Yea

[lilac crag]

WE ARE SO, VERY GOOD

[potent sage]

"TEAR THEM APART!"

[delicate vapor]

[lilac crag]

my fav fem chars are loner fatalist lc savant authoritarian fanatic and agi

[grand mural]

Anyway there is some unique cases, like how Fem Professional and Male professional actually have different lines about specific characters

[dire kayak]

m loose cannon has some good lines too

[lilac crag]

all of them are s o so peak

[dire kayak]

TEAR THE KARKERS TO PIECES!!!!!!

[potent sage]

male loose cannon imo sounds way better than fem loose cannon

[lilac crag]

dats true

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

[lilac crag]

their energies vary. mlc always sounds like hes out of breath, out of depth. flc is chaotic gremlin vibes

[grand mural]

Specifically the fem maul is hanging around a zealot and the male points it out

[dire kayak]

ive actually never heard a fem cutthroat

[lilac crag]

i like cutthroat the most

[grand mural]

*professional

Not maul

[lilac crag]

the rejects are flirting!!!!!!!!! kill them

[potent sage]

masc cannon sounds way more grounded than fem cannon

[grand mural]

Ahem

GET IN THERE, MAKE THEM SCREAM

[lilac crag]

thats cus he is

[potent sage]

he actually has moments where he reflects on what he is doing

and then the fem just does shit

[lilac crag]

yeh

yeuop

[potent sage]

fem should have moments like that

[grand mural]

I mean the male professional has a line with the loner where the psyker calls him out on hiding his real feelings about her

[lilac crag]

there is another one where she describes killing ppl like snuffing out candles and he gets progressively uncomfortable

[grand mural]

Yeah

[potent sage]

i like fem loner more than masc loner

she sounds more psychotic n evil

[lilac crag]

its one of my most treasured interactions because you can hear him get second thoughts by the time she gets into it

[dire kayak]

PREACH

I LOVE FEM LONER

[green vector]

female maul has a blooper thats still in the game therefore = best

[lilac crag]

true..................

[potent sage]

masc loner just sounds like a snobbish chud

[timber elk]

I

[grand mural]

God I love the professional. Hes such a golden retriever

[timber elk]

IIIIII

[lilac crag]

sassy gay wizard

i love mloner

[green vector]

lambussy

[grand mural]

"hey, now theres no call for that"

Boy you are in literal hell

[timber elk]

0010001000100000001

Don’t like any of them too much

[potent sage]

wow what a zany and unique opinion!

[dire kayak]

we're going on a field trip tomorrow to the cicatrix maledictum

[lilac crag]

for scum my fav is outlaw

[potent sage]

winner is you!! take my reddit gold!!!!

[timber elk]

Actually

[lilac crag]

either male or female

[timber elk]

I take that back

[lilac crag]

female outlaw is alot more charming tho

[timber elk]

I do like male bounty hunter

Since he fits my mad max war boy

[lilac crag]

" YEAHH! the ranters off again!! :D "

[dire kayak]

my favourite personality out of all of them is probably judge

fem judge

[lilac crag]

wife too

[potent sage]

FEM JUDGE

"THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS!!!!!!!!"

[lilac crag]

i must return to darktiding with goober

meowbye chat

[dire kayak]

"FOR THE BENEFICENT EMPEROR!!!!!!!!"

[green vector]

who up scaping they runes rn

[potent sage]

"THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU DIEEEE!!"

[timber elk]

is suddenly passed out on the floor surrounded by Taco Bell bags and empty cans of monster

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

MY FOOOOOD!!!!! he couldn’t move since he now a slight big belly from all the Taco Bell he ate wait…..he tried moving a bunch but he couldn’t………..BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH he hopelessly watched goober eat his Taco Bell

[green vector]

is this some kinda fetish

[timber elk]

No I just really like Taco Bell

[timber elk]

Plus you got no right to say anything when you keep saying lambussy

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

gonna eat some skittles later

eat skittles and read fall of cadia

[green vector]

i need a fat shit ngl guys

[dire kayak]

missus core

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I think

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[somber stream]

Yogurt and wine doesn't mix well

[grand mural]

It does

[somber stream]

I'm literally in the toilet typing this

[delicate vapor]

noob mistake

[somber stream]

Someone must take the fall

For science

[livid glacier]

FOR CADIAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[delicate vapor]

gonna play alien isolation for the first time

[livid glacier]

Freaking good game

[delicate vapor]

[livid glacier]

Also i'm not sure how does it work but there is a way to make that alien hear your actual voice through the mic for even better experince

[delicate vapor]

an alien to hear my actual voice? yeah the alien is my sister

I mean

heard about that

[livid glacier]

bruh

[delicate vapor]

[livid glacier]

but anyway a good foken game m8t

[delicate vapor]

true

[green vector]

Me too bro

We do be shittin

[little marten]

Think of the liver!!!

Or is it good for the liver

[somber stream]

For though we part by time and street
Our fates align in quiet feat
A curious bond, both odd and neat
Our butt touch the same toilet seat

We are brothers

[somber stream]

Yogurt is super good, alcohol in general isn't. I'm letting them fight it out

[lilac crag]

do you think they will fight to the death

or in this case, liver failure

[somber stream]

Oh you haven't know yet

I have fat liver disease Alex

[livid glacier]

Bruh

[somber stream]

Too much sugar was consumed

[lilac crag]

lad?

you good?

[somber stream]

Too little thought was invested

[livid glacier]

anyway

FOOOOOR THAAAA LEEEEEEEEEX

[little marten]

Isn’t a glass of red wine good for the liver?

Like -a- glass

[lilac crag]

well

yeah

but thats a stretch

[somber stream]

Yeah it's nothing bad lol, just need to cut sugar and change my diet for the next 6 months. Getting another blood test this Wednesday for Hepatitis

[little marten]

I’ll be consuming much red wine on Saturday for our 5 year anniversary

Booked a nice Airbnb with hot tub and sauna

Turns out it’s mainly used as a sex dungeon

[lilac crag]

get better. id hate to see you sick

[somber stream]

I'm immortal, i'm afraid

[green vector]

film it

[little marten]

I won’t be engaging in any sordid affairs

[green vector]

my ass

you finna clap those cheeks crazy style

[little marten]

Ur ass?

[green vector]

ye

[little marten]

Lmao

[visual vortex]

The game that revealed IGN's bias 🫩🤞

[astral basin]

Bushussy…? No thats not right 🤔

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[visual vortex]

Dw it's good

The reviewer was just ass

And same people that gave DOOM 2016 a poor review

[thick coyote]

Why wouldn't it be

[green vector]

i got called edgy yesterday for saying imagine listening to game critics

[astral basin]

Called on

There we go

[green vector]

me apparently

[visual vortex]

Game critics are too biased to games that dont fit their taste

[wintry steeple]

who is advocating for game critics in this decade lmao

[visual vortex]

Nobody

But game critics

[green vector]

some chud was yesterday

[visual vortex]

OOO

He called them chud

[green vector]

i win the argument

[visual vortex]

Life OVER

[green vector]

[little marten]

CRIMSON DESERT 10/10 GAME

(I haven’t touched it since launch weekend )

[dire kayak]

whenever i hear crimson desert i think of terraria

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Fuck the crimson all my homies hate the crimson

Corruption gang 🫴

[astral basin]

Alan wake 2*

[visual vortex]

That too

Actually every fame reveals ign's bias

[visual vortex]

I love corruption

[somber stream]

Control 2 is going to be ass, Remedy lost the plot

[visual vortex]

It's also the best area to introduce new players to actually using materials they gathered to solve problems

Like building over the giant holes

[astral basin]

Ign is an entertainment newsletter, and therefore not immune to corporate tampering and advertising

[somber stream]

TGA

[green vector]

who up salvaging they shipwrecks on osrs rn

[astral basin]

Mmm

Salvage

@somber stream the arcs beg
Why have you not been raiding?

[somber stream]

No time

[visual vortex]

Or bills slid under the table

[somber stream]

Also i kinda got bored of extraction shooter

[green vector]

too busy shittin his guts out

[astral basin]

Never any time

[visual vortex]

Extraction shooters seem to be the new genre ngl

[marsh iris]

its the old new

[visual vortex]

The old old

Because the game industry changes wvery 50 fucking seconds

[marsh iris]

extract grampa back from the grave

[astral basin]

“Im a necromancer, welcome to an unboxing video!”

[somber stream]

Current games installed:

• Your mom
• BF6
• DS2
• Skyrim
• Exanima
• Hades
• HD2
• Kenshi
• Re6
• Darktide
• Slay the spire 2

[marsh iris]

kenshi

[somber stream]

I play Slay the spire for like 30 minutes in the last 4 days, the rest of it i spent shit posting here and work

[astral basin]

DS2? Dark souls? Hell yeah

[twin flower]

Your Mom?

[green vector]

yeah that was the joke

[somber stream]

DO NOT look it up in the store

[marsh iris]

im replaying synthetik 2 apparently they overhauled the game

[astral basin]

Meanwhile skyrim
Two hours of modlisting, 40 minute character creation, shut the game off for two years after getting to whiterun

[twin flower]

too late

[visual vortex]

On steam?

[astral basin]

(It took licht 5 hours to fix his modlist. He still hasnt made it to riverwood)

[visual vortex]

Asking for a friend

[somber stream]

I lied, the game i have is called "Your Mother"

A SFW, wholesome version

"Your mom" idk, don't go there

[somber stream]

I finished Serana quest and dunked Stormcloak

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

The top review is pretty cool

[visual vortex]

"changed my life. as an avid overwatch player I’ve never met my mother—nor my father, but that’s a story for another time—so theres always been a void in my life that ached to be filled. this game stuffed my void full and had me begging for more. never again will I have to settle for imagining being comforted by my absent mother after my teammates threw in an overwatch match that’s because I’m never at fault (level 2537 hanzo hmu), for I instead have permanent access to a digital mother in the palm of my hand. I have really big hands"

[twin flower]

[cobalt lichen]

Ogryns when they say they’ll rock your world

[visual vortex]

First time ive read something longer than 27 words beyond the one piggy poggy pog review

[astral basin]

“I have big hands”

[delicate vapor]

time to start ze alien isolation

[visual vortex]

Olay on hardest difficulty

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Ze aleon isolacíon?

[astral basin]

Oui oui?

[twin flower]

wee wee

[visual vortex]

Wine and cigarettes

Miles of undiscovered and uncharted catacombs under the streets of Paris filled to the knee with unidentified bones

🍷 🚬

[cobalt lichen]

all of the people who didn’t run away 😞

[visual vortex]

Bless their souls

🙏

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
@astral basin After manually installed every pack by myself, i played for 60 hours with the game looking like this. I thought it was normal, maybe a brit made this reshade, turns out i didn't install like 5 essential enviroment mods lol

#zealot-class message
Looks mighty fine after i got them sorted out though

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[fair bridge]

i have a feeling my chud boyfriend isn't going to be awake for when we're supposed to go on our lunch date

this mf laying next to me dead asf

[visual vortex]

Let him sleep

[fair bridge]

he's snoring the kind of snore you hear through the walls that makes you think something is fucking going wrong

[visual vortex]

And watch his eyes move under his eyelids for REM

[green vector]

Beat his ass

[visual vortex]

Once it passes wake him up and ask him what he dreamt about

[dire kayak]

eats the pot

[little marten]

Place his hand in a bowl of water so he makes pee

[twin flower]

Devious

[patent grove]

@fair bridge

[delicate vapor]

make it warm water

[fair bridge]

WHAT

the warm water thing is a myth.....

[patent grove]

Why are hard drives so cheap but ram isn't

[fair bridge]

i tried it with my brothers growing up

its all fake

[twin flower]

Change the time on his phone and wake him up saying its already almost lunch

[rocky radish]

Then just place it in a bowl of pee

[little marten]

Wouldn’t know, after an adrenaline surge I suffered as a pilot during the falklands war I’ve lost the ability to pee

[amber delta]

drink the pee