general-chat

[formal mortar]

I had no issue getting them back in their habitats

[somber stream]

And i have 2 cats

[formal mortar]

Ah... cats...

[somber stream]

Also you raised jumping spider? Cool!

[simple cliff]

You're going to put in the pics chat...right?

[formal mortar]

Yeah I had 2 of them

[simple cliff]

#pet-tide

Not good enough, send more.

[formal mortar]

I wouldn't have any pics of them anymore

[tired steeple]

Why do I smell poop

[formal mortar]

I was 10 when I raised them

[somber stream]

Awww, they look so cute though

Do they bite

[formal mortar]

I mean they can

But I never got bit by them

[simple cliff]

Ogyrn about to free all three of us.
Introduce: The humble trapper the moment you're on some wonky terrain and can't dodge.

[tight pine]

Cause your in the under hive, it tends to smell like that

[twin dirge]

Guys

[tired steeple]

Ah of course

[formal mortar]

I had a trapper type spider too, forget what it was, where it would hide under the dirt

[twin dirge]

I made a reference to the gordian knot and nobody understood it

Am sad now

This is disastrous

[tight pine]

Don’t be sad, just play darktide and be sad in darktide

[somber stream]

My entire plan is revolve around making mosquitoes suffer a slow and painful death

[simple cliff]

I would like to point out, if the gordian knot is a true story he did fail the challenge.

They asked him to undo the knot, not cut it.

He chetted.

[formal mortar]

Well I need to play something I need to fight my sleep for a few hours

[tight pine]

We ate cheeters

[formal mortar]

Good luck with the mosquitos

[twin dirge]

Guys

[formal mortar]

I usually just plant some lavender or something that repels them

[twin dirge]

@astral basin doesn't know what the gordian knot is

[tight pine]

Now blow them up

[somber stream]

Lavender didn't help much

[tired steeple]

What’s the gordian knot

[somber stream]

I resort to use those electric lamps but some got through the defenses last summer

[astral basin]

Sir, you have to be careful
For this chat, the word “knot” is statistically NOT related to rope

[twin dirge]

I'm gonna explode and die

[astral basin]

[tight pine]

I think it was a tie that was basically impossible to untie, like a knot… but far far far worse

[tired steeple]

I see

[south sky]

E

[tight pine]

Or I am very very wrong and it’s something else completely different

[tight pine]

A

[twin dirge]

It's a legend about a king that tied a really good knot, and then said whoever could untie it would be the new ruler of Asia

Alexander the great apparently said "fuck that" and cut the knot with a sword

[tight pine]

So I was somewhat correct… ok

[twin dirge]

It just means dealing with a tricky situation with a...blunt solution I suppose

"why think hard, when can just cut it"

[graceful hamlet]

Sounds like the king should’ve been better at knotting

[tight pine]

He should’ve cut it with a hammer

[tired steeple]

Shout have just untied it with his eyelashes

[twin dirge]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure it stayed tied for a very long time and Alexander himself according to legend tried to untie it the correct way but couldn't

[graceful hamlet]

Be so good at knotting that it can stop swords. Ez.

[twin dirge]

Real

[tight pine]

I must go now… the eep calls me

[twin dirge]

Goodnight lad

[somber stream]

Think Zergs can take on Terminids?

[potent sage]

what's the ugliest cosmetic

i think it has to be the brig-command leathers for veteran

[somber stream]

Twitch drops

[potent sage]

the twitch drops look cool if u can pair them well with something else

[stiff salmon]

OGRYN twitchdrop is bae

[potent sage]

give them to seer psyker he will look like a jester

[stiff salmon]

pure muscle

[potent sage]

thats cool

[somber stream]

Oh yeah save for that chest piece lol

[stiff salmon]

I really dislike that I started playing AFTER it dropped.

[somber stream]

I struggle to comprehend FS Marketing team at times

Normally you'd think they'll make something unique or special enough to attract players to the game. Nope, tzeentch's vomit pattern, take it or leave it

They then proceed to NOT post/share anything anywhere related to the Twitch drop, only do so through discord 3 days later

The only reason most people know to get the thing is through words of mouth alone.

[marsh iris]

need more twitch reskin

[delicate vapor]

vhich vhan

vhat

[true minnow]

Man, smite sucks and it makes me sad

[twin dirge]

Uh

What?

Smite = sucks?

[marsh iris]

smite me

[quaint moss]

watching invincible

[quaint moss]

smite = LIGHTNING MOFUCKA
POWAAAAAAA

[potent sage]

@jaunty path goddddddd psyker is sooo fun

[delicate vapor]

you know its almost as if

the barrel nearby waiting to explode the team off the map

[jaunty path]

broken class,have fun

[copper olive]

Chat, do you think there are times in this game where you'll die to things beyond your control

[delicate vapor]

yeah

[marsh iris]

yes, this is the part where i take as much heretics down as i can

[true minnow]

Compared to the other blitzes it seems to be just way less effective

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, the blitz known and hated by everyone for effectively turning off enemy ai basically forever if managed right

[true minnow]

Just kind of slows things down

By that I mean the flow of running through a mission

[twin dirge]

So what you're saying is you don't enjoy playing support

[true minnow]

I think brain blast plus inferno does more support than smite wishes it could

[astral basin]

The trailers for smite were dope af

I just wish randal pitchafit didnt challenge ow
Wed have battleborne, AND paladins would be closer to its beta glory

[twin dirge]

Man why does BB have to be the worst blitz

Makes a man cry

[cosmic burrow]

Bb can be reworked very simply

[twin dirge]

It just needs to do more DMG ngl

[cosmic burrow]

Eh Paladins.

[twin dirge]

It's completely fine in every way outside the "hitting a crusher with a wet noodle" kinda dealio

[cosmic burrow]

Best hero shooter i played

[cosmic burrow]

Bb should bypass armour

[twin dirge]

Agreed

[true minnow]

Kinetic flayer makes brain rupture kind of super sick

[twin dirge]

Especially since it's literally blowing up a psychic bomb inside their head

[marsh iris]

should scale BB timing to target's health size to instakill (except bosses)

[stoic hollow]

Smite isn't terrible, but I find a lot of people who use it either:
a) Spam it down a choke where I need enemies to funnel through
b) Use it right as I need successful dodges for proccing certain perks

[twin dirge]

Fuck yeah

[cosmic burrow]

Paladins. Makoa and flyiny dutchman skin

Goat

[astral basin]

I miss playing seris

[twin dirge]

that was a question, because smite is considered one of the easiest to use and braindead blitz in the game, in general

[astral basin]

That bitch was goated
Made me feel like i was good at a video game

[cosmic burrow]

I played tanks

[twin dirge]

It's far from bad

[astral basin]

I cant be bothered to learn the new paladins, especially w how jank it looks

[twin dirge]

Slow ≠ bad

[stoic hollow]

I'm in a match right now I cant read, my bad

[cosmic burrow]

Khan, raum, makoa, azaan

[twin dirge]

You're fine lad

I'm working

[cosmic burrow]

And pip

Best healer

Eh

Raum

Bullying low lvls was fun with him

Welp

Hirez put all theire eggs into smite 3 basket

And its not looking good

With deadlock having more players while being in closed teste

[twin dirge]

Deadlock is kinda popping off ngl

I don't wanna say it but that game might become the 3d moba

[cosmic burrow]

It already is

[twin dirge]

The league of legends of its class

[cosmic burrow]

My friend

[twin dirge]

I'm console locked

So by all standards

I don't keep up with deadlock

[cosmic burrow]

Mate

Dont ever equate deadlock to gamelike product of league ofnlegends

It a lot better than lol

[astral basin]

Fine fine fine
Its THE CSGO of our time!

[twin dirge]

I mean

They're both mobas tho

One is just...3rd person behind the shoulder

[cosmic burrow]

Csgo is long gone pal

[twin dirge]

And not top down

[cosmic burrow]

Is cs2. Noe

[cosmic burrow]

Being actually 3d. Very vertical. Better character desing

What else

Like you cant jump on walls in lol

[twin dirge]

Better char design is stretching it

[twin dirge]

Play Camille, that's half her kit

[cosmic burrow]

With every single character

[twin dirge]

I can admit it's more approachable and arguably more enjoyable to play than LoL

Easy

[cosmic burrow]

Its part of movement

[twin dirge]

I just dunno bout char designs, you can't get better than my boy rammus

Deadlock looks like a lot of fun tho, more visually appealing and engaging than LoL (cuz it's 3d)

[cosmic burrow]

If you cant recognize characters by sillohuette alone its bad desing

[twin dirge]

Mmm, I mean I can name 95% of the League roster off silhouette

I can't name any from deadlock

I feel like that's just...having game knowledge

I'm only saying that because league has their whole universe they do, like with legends of runeterra and allat

It's not confined to just league of legends

I'm a wee lil deadlock baby so idk how deep the rabbit hole goes

But from what I've heard it isn't as deep as it could be just cuz, I mean game is new and in beta

Takes time to develop lore

[cosmic burrow]

Classic valve fsshion. Comics

[cosmic burrow]

All characters have it as of now

[astral basin]

This guys done the feet challenge

[cosmic burrow]

Even it its 1 sentence. Like lashes

,,jacob lash is an asshole,,

[obtuse oak]

Don't even need to go to Deadlock to find a better moba than LoL

Dota is right there

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[cosmic burrow]

Arguably smite 1 and 2

[astral basin]

Theres no good moba on console
All of them are so stuck in the ways of the all mighty item shop

Trying to nav an item shop on roller is abysmal

Sure, 70% of them lets you hotkey premade builds
But that dont work when you are dedicated to building some on the fly

[obtuse oak]

My favourite character design from Dota is Night Stalker, who looks like the left during the day but turns into the right in the night and gains all sorts of buffs. His ult smothers the map in nighttime at his command and allows him to fly. Such a great monster

[astral basin]

Is this where the skyrim dlc vampire came from?

[obtuse oak]

Hah no, Skyrim DLC came out about the same time as dota 2

[astral basin]

Fuuuuuck

Old shit

[obtuse oak]

Yeah it's been around for a while

I played for 10 years

Kicked the habit after darktide came out

[twin dirge]

I must say, Ive had fun playing league with friends

[obtuse oak]

My dreams still look like a Dota match when I dream about videogames

It's burned into my psyche

[twin dirge]

Mood

[obtuse oak]

Yeah sure it's not a bad game. I've played it as well

I just think Dota has more depth

[twin dirge]

It's smothered by community issues

(and power creep)

[obtuse oak]

Both games are

The whole genre is

[twin dirge]

Every new hero has to be bigger better and more intricate than the last

[obtuse oak]

Ain't that the truth

[twin dirge]

This is why I play games with chat muted

[astral basin]

STONKS PEOPLE STONKS

[obtuse oak]

I just gave up on it, I almost exclusively play coop and singleplayer games now

[nocturne pewter]

highkey me

[obtuse oak]

The only exception is Battlefield but people malding in a 64p conquest match is just funny

[astral basin]

WHAT NEW ENDEAVOR WILL CRIPPLE THE SOULS OF MILLIONS THAT WE HAVENT YET CRIPPLED SO WE CAN HAVE MORE STONKS?

[twin dirge]

Same honestly, I think the only pvp I game I play is the finals and sometimes marathon

Arc raiders is pve so that doesn't count

[obtuse oak]

The finals is so cool. I did alpha testing for it, lovely team of devs. The game was a little too sweaty for me though (and I got kidnapped by darktide)

[twin dirge]

I adore the game but can agree it's a sweat fest

[astral basin]

Corporate capitalism basing their success on percentile increases is so dumb
They act like diminishing returns dont exist

[obtuse oak]

Number must go up

[twin dirge]

The new medium class they just added is so much fun

[cosmic burrow]

Id play more pve tarkov

[obtuse oak]

But it must also always continue to go up faster

[cosmic burrow]

If it worked for my friend

[obtuse oak]

If the rate of up decreases

Not even going down

[nocturne pewter]

i lowkey just go back to the same several games i play

[obtuse oak]

But up less fast

You're fucked

It's so dumb.

Privately owned companies are the only way

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

Steam proves it

[nocturne bloom]

I think the only reason I play LoL is because of how similar it and Vainglory were. I used to play VG an unhealthy amount

[twin dirge]

I play a lot of games at the same time, ADD is a violent force

[cosmic burrow]

Play deadlock

[nocturne bloom]

Its not what im looking for rn

[cosmic burrow]

Understandable

[twin dirge]

I've been smashing my life into Warframe recently

[cosmic burrow]

Damn

[twin dirge]

Standing grind has me wanting to commit sepuku

Can't progress till morrow

[cosmic burrow]

I luckily couldnt get into warframe

[nocturne pewter]

i have been smashing my life into warframe since i was a middle schooler or something

[twin dirge]

Same

But now I'm actually taking it

Like

Seriously

[obtuse oak]

I bounced right off that game every time I tried

[twin dirge]

[cosmic burrow]

However im already 240h in fs25

[twin dirge]

It's because early game Warframe is booty cheeks

I can't blame anyone that doesn't stick it

[cosmic burrow]

On one save

[twin dirge]

Ts s u c k s

[obtuse oak]

I'm giving Starfield another chance after the latest update and I'm playing slay the spire 2 with friends and doing some darktide testing. It's a peaceful life

[nocturne pewter]

As someone who loves warframe yeah it isn't for everyone

[cosmic burrow]

And well. I have 3 fields. Some mid tier gear. And its going nicely

[nocturne bloom]

Im honestly happy with many of starfields changes

[astral basin]

I would know
Ive been victim to your “must go forward” 😢
While i try to play with shiny rocks at my feet lmao

[twin dirge]

Funny enough it wasn't for me the first time I played ngl, I didn't get into it deeply till maybe a 2 years ago

[nocturne bloom]

They made gear customization way better imo

[twin dirge]

I can't help that I have to play a new game every other day or I'll die

[cosmic burrow]

It fs bores me

[obtuse oak]

Same, some good stuff there. Remains to be seen if it's enough polish to make me enjoy the game but I'm giving it an earnest shot

[cosmic burrow]

Then Snowrunner

[astral basin]

Fortuna grind sucks
Earth? Eh. Its just repetitive
Deimos? F I S H

[twin dirge]

Alternatively

I've had more luck handing them shiny rocks lately

[obtuse oak]

Cruise mode is a biiiiig improvement though

[astral basin]

I dont like rock hunting ngl

[nocturne pewter]

And Warframe's story is kind of hindered

[cosmic burrow]

And still took a break from farming because of evil west

[twin dirge]

Can you like, stop piloting while it's cruising in space like you can with Corvettes in nms?

[nocturne pewter]

The pacing is always too fast also a lot of important story beats from earlier in the game's life aren't there for the player to see

[obtuse oak]

Yep

[twin dirge]

I still don't know what's going on ngl

[cosmic burrow]

Also got necromunda hired gun on sale

[twin dirge]

PEAK

[cosmic burrow]

Need to try that

[obtuse oak]

You can select a destination with autopilot and walk around your ship while it travels

[twin dirge]

Guess I'm playing Starfield

[obtuse oak]

But! It's only for interplanetary travel

[twin dirge]

[nocturne bloom]

Leaving cruise puts you into a random generated area that has encounters

[nocturne pewter]

Read the wiki for 500 hours and you'll probably get it :trollface:

[obtuse oak]

Still need to grav jump for interstellar

[astral basin]

Dont treat it like a single story
Treat it like. Bubbles of events
The warframe launcher is literally a launcher of two dozen in built games that have both individual and communal currencies

[cosmic burrow]

Also

Worktrip

[astral basin]

Poptropica!

[cosmic burrow]

So a week of games

[nocturne bloom]

Melee still feels horrible in starfield tho...

[twin dirge]

I have a week off in 6 weeks

It's gonna be fun

[obtuse oak]

I don't know why more companies don't take the gw2 approach

[nocturne pewter]

True but like I said my main issues are with the pacing and a fair amount of lore from live events being left out

[cosmic burrow]

I got 2 weeks off because of sickness in february

[obtuse oak]

They save all the story stuff as "living world episodes" that players can buy and play through, in addition to the expansions

[twin dirge]

Real, I used my vaca and sick hours to nab a paid week off

[obtuse oak]

You could start playing now and still go through the entire storyline start to finish

[cosmic burrow]

I did not loose any pto.

[twin dirge]

I'm losing all of mine

[cosmic burrow]

Just gone to doctor and got 2 weeks off

[nocturne pewter]

In the newest quest I found it hard to care that much for Adis for example

Like the character's nice and all but I wasn't able to feel that connection to him you know?

[cosmic burrow]

May is shitty this year

In poland 1-3 may are holidays. 2 of those land on a weekend

So only 3 day weekend instead of longer

[obtuse oak]

I hate it when that happens

[astral basin]

Dont even know how many vacation hours i have

[surreal onyx]

Hey, that’s three days of relaxing potentially.

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah could be 5

[obtuse oak]

I get 5 weeks of PTO annually

[surreal onyx]

That’s really good by any standard.

[cosmic burrow]

I have 20 days pto annually

[obtuse oak]

I live in the Netherlands, we have really good labour laws

[cosmic burrow]

Thats normal in europe

[surreal onyx]

Damn. And here I had to get injured and retire for that kind of pto. 😂

For real, though: retirement rules.

[obtuse oak]

40 hour workweek, 2 days WFH and 3 days in office, full reimbursement for my travel expenses (I commute by train)

[astral basin]

Ck removed rollover w pto
They also switched to a “total hours worked” model for the regular raises
Essentially so they can pay their part timers less
Guess what? They also gave stores less hours to work with in my region. So. Nobody gets anything

[cosmic burrow]

I get half reimbursed for travel

And since i work at liebherr

As a mechanic

You can imagine what work i do

But 5111 pln every month

[surreal onyx]

That’s pretty good, if my math is correct.

[obtuse oak]

Gross or net?

[cosmic burrow]

Net

[surreal onyx]

Oh, damn.

Yeah, that’s pretty good.

[obtuse oak]

Niiice

[surreal onyx]

Blast. I don’t know why I thought there were new skins in the shop. Probably that last Fatshark tweet.

[cosmic burrow]

Also saving for a new car

Mercedes a class

[astral basin]

I have 80 hours of vacation time apparently

[somber stream]

Yuge

Book a trip to Hawaii

[cosmic burrow]

Thats 10 days

[surreal onyx]

Nah. The Bahamas is where it’s at. Either that or Guam.

[astral basin]

Two work weeks

[jaunty path]

rum is good in white peach ginger ale

[surreal onyx]

That actually sounds really nice.

[astral basin]

Lost me at peach

[somber stream]

Peach is good wtf

[surreal onyx]

I prefer spiced rum over ice with cranberry juice. I didn’t believe it until I tried it either.

Super simple, ridiculously refreshing on a hot day.

[nocturne pewter]

already there

[somber stream]

Is the hype real

[surreal onyx]

The mixology is great, too. One shot favored spiced rum over a glass of ice and fill the rest of the glass with cranberry.

[somber stream]

Do people wear floral shorts and flippers everywhere

[surreal onyx]

I used to.

[astral basin]

Is this how im going to drink my kraken?

[nocturne pewter]

idk man i mean it's a nice place but i've been here my whole life so i'm kinda just used to it

[nocturne pewter]

if they're a tourist yes

[surreal onyx]

Give it a go! I’ve found Captain Morgan to be more of a less sweet rum, though.

[somber stream]

Dark or gold spice

[surreal onyx]

Gold

[astral basin]

I have an unopened of kraken that ive been waiting to open
So that im not drinking it straight

[somber stream]

Greetings Hawaiian, I be professional tourist, and i seek to fit the stereotype as much as possible whenever i go

[surreal onyx]

Oh, goodness. I’d hope not. 😂

You’re not a pirate. Mix it up!

[somber stream]

Also i found Dark Morgan fits better with coffee

[astral basin]

I wouldve had a 5-7 syllable name were it not for my father
Mother had an early childhood in hawaii
She was obsessed

[surreal onyx]

Oh, for sure. You just don’t want too much sweetness with my drink because it messes with the cranberry.

[nocturne pewter]

lifted toyota and chicken fights

[astral basin]

Okay… okay now you… are playing a dangerous game for me…

[somber stream]

Sounds like a dream

[cosmic burrow]

I like beer

[astral basin]

Spam

[nocturne pewter]

Oh and spam

How could i forget

[astral basin]

[somber stream]

It's a very addicting mug for winters

[astral basin]

Spam the staple of Hawaiian diet

[somber stream]

Wait really?

[nocturne pewter]

Yes literally

[somber stream]

Spam the salty canned monolith of a meat?

[surreal onyx]

Guinness is my usual go-to, but I really love Blue Moon during the summer.

[nocturne pewter]

Hawaii consumes the most spam in the country

[loud pivot]

Hi guys
Who wants to complete achievements for Platinum?

[astral basin]

Ts is like ground chuck in hawaii w the amount of recipes its in

[surreal onyx]

I’d try asking in the lfg channels for better results.

[nocturne pewter]

OK I understand the whole ultraprocessed brick of mystery pork thing probably isn't appealing but it really isn't that bad

[somber stream]

Huh, imagine that. The only people i've known to consume Spam on a daily basis so far is the Koreans

[loud pivot]

Found, thx

[surreal onyx]

It’s pretty great if you’re hungry.

Not my go-to food, but I’m certainly not above it.

[astral basin]

American occupation oorah

[somber stream]

Yeah starvation and American humanitarian aid full of spam is one hell of a mix

[surreal onyx]

Fried spam and eggs. Mmmm.

[nocturne pewter]

and rice

[somber stream]

I tried making soup and noodle with spam, didn't stick. Too salty

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, most people underestimate the saltiness of spam if they’ve rarely or never had it.

[nocturne pewter]

saimin

[surreal onyx]

Makes a hell of an omelette too.

Gotta dice the spam, though.

[somber stream]

diced spam omelette, now that i haven't tried

[surreal onyx]

And watch what cheese you use. Some cheese already lends a natural saltiness.

[astral basin]

Cheap potted meat used as an mre substitute

[surreal onyx]

Can’t go wrong with potted meat!

It sounds… not great, but tastes pretty ok.

[astral basin]

Mess hall stocks it, they sell it
People get used to it
Hawaii just went wholesale on the idea bc they confused military miserliness w the American dream

[surreal onyx]

Makes sense.

[marsh iris]

Chat I am absolutely irritated, colleague blowing their nose and spitting in the pantry sink, I can hear the whole ordeal from my seat 😭

happens daily when they are around

[surreal onyx]

If that’s around any type of food prep, they need to go home.

[marsh iris]

its where we wash our cups and utensils

[somber stream]

Take pictures and post it on work group, reminding "everyone"

[marsh iris]

yeah im cooking up a plan

[somber stream]

"Please be more aware of your surrounding and think of others before you act, thank you"

[surreal onyx]

Nah, don’t do that. That’s opening up dude for a lawsuit. Depending on state laws.

[somber stream]

Picture of the sink, with the spit

[jaunty path]

is that the new lady you have at the offic

e

[somber stream]

Also he's Asian so it's k

[somber stream]

No i WFH lol

[surreal onyx]

Ah. Well, in that case… go nuts.

[ripe tangle]

what's this about Asians?

[jaunty path]

wfh?

[somber stream]

Work From Home

[ripe tangle]

you talkin shit now?

[somber stream]

... yes?

[jaunty path]

oh nice

[marsh iris]

nah he particularly mean asians living in asia

[jaunty path]

the asian on asian violence is so real

[marsh iris]

not backwater asians

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

I think, my phrasing wasn't the best back then

[ripe tangle]

you can, it's okay

but I'm going to call you slurs

[somber stream]

Go right ahead

[ripe tangle]

I will!

.....later

[nocturne bloom]

i heard

[somber stream]

DO IT YOU COWARD

[surreal onyx]

[ripe tangle]

MAKE ME BITCH

[somber stream]

Y-YOU'RE THE ONE THREATENING??

[astral basin]

Licht is kinda asian

[ripe tangle]

NO U

[somber stream]

I hate how real this is

[jaunty path]

Hes part japanese so

:p

[astral basin]

Only part. Not an impressive part

[somber stream]

:o

[astral basin]

He deals with koreans more

[marsh iris]

he's purely german

only his gene happened to have some japan

[somber stream]

<:o

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[somber stream]

German, gene and Japan, doesn't belong together in a sentence

Let us move on

[broken cave]

I try ti start the game and it’s stuck on a black screen?

[wise depot]

How much tequila shots should I down yall

[ripe tangle]

67

[astral basin]

Did you turn it off and back on again?

[somber stream]

Try disabling mods

[wise depot]

I just downed 4

[nocturne bloom]

welllll

[broken cave]

They are disabled

[wise depot]

how can

I move on from my ex gf yall

please help

[astral basin]

Korean-texan barmaid

[somber stream]

There's one right here

[marsh iris]

Kimchi-Kay-yay madafaka

[astral basin]

Yes

Along with a
German-japanese artist

[somber stream]

Aspiring* artist

[marsh iris]

so cool to have a mixed blood right

[somber stream]

No not really?

You get treated like a bastard in both country lol (Japan more than here)

[astral basin]

You work with a market team and get commissions
i think “aspiring” is a couple feet past the subject

[somber stream]

No that's my current primary job, i'm a Graphic designer

[marsh iris]

my bad

[surreal onyx]

Normally, I would too. However, Lorian Testard redefined that. Dude came out, released the Claire Obscur soundtrack and left without saying a word.

[astral basin]

“If its not uniform its not jap.”
Recently heard that Japanese families get a book following lineage
But if you were born to someone outside the nation, the one you get is blank

[somber stream]

Nw still love you xoxo

[marsh iris]

vro

[somber stream]

My mother's side of family goes deep

And i have a place in that tree, all i can elaborate

[jaunty path]

Licht has trauma from being called "the axis powers"

[astral basin]

Fuck missus

[visual vortex]

If both the germans and japanese were axis powers

Does that make him double-axis?

🤔

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

Life's greatest mystery

[somber stream]

That joke was funny the first 1000 times

[visual vortex]

Im the 999th time

[astral basin]

That joke was funny 80 years ago 👀

[visual vortex]

We can test that theory right NOW

Let me call my grandma rq

[somber stream]

How did we ended up here again? Wasn't we talking about a guy spitting in the sink

[jaunty path]

asians were mentioned

[marsh iris]

licht is the cause

[somber stream]

Copy that, deleting Licht

[marsh iris]

let me help

[visual vortex]

I like licht

Keep him

[astral basin]

Its just istleben now

My store has a… handful of safety concerns

The oven/ food prep zone is directly behind the register here

[marsh iris]

Admin did not take me seriously by saying to stare at the offender

so i log a proper ticket

fuk em

[visual vortex]

What

[astral basin]

LMAO

[visual vortex]

Wait what did i miss

[astral basin]

Mf reported the bitch

[marsh iris]

im sorry i had to report, the mucus and spitting activity noise level is DEVIOUS

[visual vortex]

What

[twin flower]

was the offender confronted now lmao

[marsh iris]

not yet

or maybe not at all i guess

[astral basin]

Bitch hawking a lougee from her bowels into the dish area

[visual vortex]

People spit in sinks?

[marsh iris]

HAWK TWAH

[visual vortex]

What happened to shitting in sinks...

[twin flower]

Hawk Tuah dat shi

[astral basin]

…

[visual vortex]

Hawk tuah a crypto rug pull

[marsh iris]

bro theres sponge in/near the sink i doubt anyone uses it

[visual vortex]

Make her lick it

When i licked a sponge it burnt the tip of my tongue's skin off

[marsh iris]

what the heck

[low wharf]

Understandable?

[marsh iris]

whats the soap? stomach acid?

[visual vortex]

No

Never used spinge

They just have very strong chemicals in them ig

[twin flower]

Why are you licking sponges

[visual vortex]

I just

Really wanted to taste it

[marsh iris]

vrooooo

[visual vortex]

It had no taste if i remember

[low wharf]

It did

[visual vortex]

I only remember my tongue hurting a few minutes after

[low wharf]

You just lost some tastebuds when licking it

[visual vortex]

Mustve tasted so good that it burnt my tastebuds off with how delectable it was

[gloomy tartan]

Uh bro

Wouldn’t that have been Cleaning chemicals

That would of burned your taste buds off lol

[low wharf]

No it was so gross your body destroyed itself to protect you

[gloomy tartan]

A sponge by itself won’t kill you

[visual vortex]

No no

[low wharf]

[visual vortex]

They couldnt handle the delightful taste

[marsh iris]

why some cleaning chemicals gotta look and smell like candy

[gloomy tartan]

They want you to die trying it out

[marsh iris]

fair enough

[gloomy tartan]

Yo you ever hear the secret a fent man surf guitar bit

It sounds neat

I like surf medleys

[cosmic burrow]

Music talk?

[somber stream]

Fun fact: You might have diabetes if your sweat smell like pancake and honey one day

[quaint moss]

seasoned

[marsh iris]

reminds me of a specific bee species that produces meat honey

their nest looks something like some alien movie

[somber stream]

Oh the one that feeds on carcasses and make nest in dumpsters?

[gloomy tartan]

Bees made blue honey once

They got sugar from a candy factory

[marsh iris]

yeah!

[gloomy tartan]

The bee keepers were confused

[somber stream]

I heard the honey taste like bacon

[astral basin]

If you pee and sweat are acidic, you’re likely to have high cholesterol
If they are sweet diabetes

[gloomy tartan]

Uhhh

[astral basin]

Acidic. High salt i mean

[quaint moss]

so good for cooking

[marsh iris]

green pee= too much vitamin C

[astral basin]

Grog no

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

SEE IM NOT WEIRD @twin dirge

Haven’t had that issue in a long time though
I think

[visual vortex]

My pee is clear

[cosmic burrow]

Too much water

[astral basin]

Imagine drinking water

[twin dirge]

My pee is a very pale yellow

Because I drink a normal human amount of water

[marsh iris]

whats your favourite pee color

[cosmic burrow]

On normal day i can drink 2l

[astral basin]

Golden, even?

[cosmic burrow]

Of water alone

[astral basin]

Brown

[twin dirge]

I like it when it's really really yellow and burns coming out, and smells absolutely vile

Usually happens after I drink only monster for a day

[somber stream]

Darktide, amirite?

[twin dirge]

We're just discussing nurgles gifts

Don't worry

[astral basin]

Yes, better acid in the bladder

[twin dirge]

It's related

[cosmic burrow]

Tide was indeed dark

[somber stream]

Imagine black piss though

[true minnow]

Are expeditions fun

[marsh iris]

you might turn into alien

[somber stream]

Wolfmanshreddingshirt.png

[marsh iris]

@fair bridge ovulation.png

[wraith ridge]

There is still no way to show health bars on consoles?

[astral basin]

Licht…

[marsh iris]

no sir, only pc mods

[true minnow]

"And here is the commissary where you can buy some meh armor skins or make your weapons blue or red, because fuck you for not buying cosmetics with real money"

[somber stream]

I mean

Gotta sustain the operation somehow

Darktide is kinda niche, you know?

[true minnow]

Man

Fatshit aren't some indie dev company anymore

[floral ermine]

They are lol

[true minnow]

They are sloppy tencent sellouts with a worth in the hundreds of millions

[floral ermine]

They're a fairly small indie studio

[astral basin]

Mmmmm wooooorms

[true minnow]

You don't get to be a small indie studio when you have like 200 employees and big chinese investor backing

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Why doesn’t someone recreate scooby doo

But in dark tide

Arbite can be shaggy and Scooby

[floral ermine]

200 employees isn't much when they're working on two games at once

[true minnow]

Because it would end up like that velma spinoff

[gloomy tartan]

Would Fred be a ogryn

Or a scum

Or a soldja

[true minnow]

Depends on what daphne would be because he finna smash

[marsh iris]

if darktide is as popular as fortnite then maybe they might make some cosmetics earnable

[gloomy tartan]

Fred is clever

With traps

Hes a strength build who’s really good at traps

And high charisma

[true minnow]

You mean like their even less popular series vermintide where you could earn sheckles in game to buy stuff from the shop?

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie Fred’s professional veteran

[true minnow]

Fred is morrow with an ascot

[gloomy tartan]

Would Velma be a scum lmao

Wait psyker are smart right

[true minnow]

Not necessarily

[somber stream]

Velma has Admech vibe

[true minnow]

She would probably be an Enginseer

[gloomy tartan]

We need a darktide scooby doo squad now

[somber stream]

There's fanart for that already

[gloomy tartan]

That would be a funny team build

I like making dumb outfits I play dark souls

[vivid prairie]

chris come play with bob

we need last player

[gloomy tartan]

For wat do

👀

[vivid prairie]

havoc

low level

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Witness

[vivid prairie]

don't distract chris from bob request

[marsh iris]

velma 😩

[vivid prairie]

omg slanesh has taken over garut

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

That’s badass

Holy shit

[vivid prairie]

we need repentance

[gloomy tartan]

Fred is so fucking huge

[vivid prairie]

someone call a sane priest

[gloomy tartan]

I love it lmao

Fred is the obvious strongest unit

Daphne a zealot

wtf is she lmao

[somber stream]

Fred's face got me good

Daphne's a sister

[vivid prairie]

eyes look like they falling to the side

[gloomy tartan]

Fred is in a battle trance

[marsh iris]

fred is LOCKED IN

[gloomy tartan]

Fred just lost his ascot limiter

He’s like that one guy from Naruto

Fred without his ascot is popeye with his spinach

[somber stream]

(ಠᴗಠ)

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t mess with his ascot

Invite me to your fooking havoc

Ah jfc my talents

Ah god they prob ain’t the right ones

Ah fuck

[true minnow]

Wait

[marsh iris]

anyone plays Synthetik 2?

[true minnow]

Is Space Marine 2 much more fun than this?

[vivid prairie]

not in my opinion

darktide keeps me addicted

[marsh iris]

idk DT combat is much more satisfying

[vivid prairie]

space marine 2 after 3 misions makes my balls explode

also cranial corruption is back in havoc

this is fun

[gloomy tartan]

So uh

You want the revive shout?

[halcyon pebble]

nope, more boring

[gloomy tartan]

Or extra nades

[true minnow]

I wonder why it has well over twice the players consistently

[gloomy tartan]

I could get rid of my marking ability

Hmmm

[marsh iris]

because space muhrines

[halcyon pebble]

"space marines"

[somber stream]

Spess mahren is more casul

[gloomy tartan]

Spraines

[marsh iris]

spice maarns is stronk

[halcyon pebble]

kinda easy to learn / not hard in low difficulty

[gloomy tartan]

Sparines

[cosmic burrow]

More casual and had much better launch than dt

[gloomy tartan]

Space marines

Sparines

[cosmic burrow]

Also spehs marines

[true minnow]

Are space marines not cool anymore

[gloomy tartan]

Sparines are cool

[cosmic burrow]

Not since they became the main thing

[gloomy tartan]

They blue

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians green

Snow bunny’s white

Color coordinated like power rangers

As all things should be

Do you want me for a havok or no

Summon my shit

[marsh iris]

if the next 40k game gonna be a guard game I bet its mainly gonna be Kriegers

[cosmic burrow]

I hope its cadians

Like really

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia

[somber stream]

Either Krieg or Cadian yeah,

[marsh iris]

or both

[somber stream]

There're only 2 Regiment in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a dating simulator

[cosmic burrow]

Like kriegers will bring all hd2 players

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

[marsh iris]

battlefront style

[gloomy tartan]

I guess im no longer needed for a havoc

You know that mod where you defend the gate of moria or whatever in left for dead 2?

That would be fun

Being in one of those massive battles

Goin pew pew pew with my lasgun

[marsh iris]

i wish

sit down by the heavy bolter emplacement and blam away

[true minnow]

Damn, sawblades are actually really fucking buff

Chainsword

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was just playing famous Warhammer battles from the perspectives of a no body

Lmao

Some planet the Nids took over or that fell to the green skins

A cadian on Cadia when it blew up

That’s just a horde mode

I want a horde mode

Sefoni only has one fuckint map

Give goldfish wife more maps

[marsh iris]

always been thinking of that

[gloomy tartan]

Like bridges

Anytime there’s a bridge in a map

And you start pew pew pew

The tank map is fun

The theatrics of it all

[marsh iris]

if you played BF1 campaign, at the start the camera zooms in to one of the soldier and you control it, their name comes into view, then after they die, zoom to the next soldier and another name comes into view,

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a lot of cool ass visuals in Warhammer

Feel free to show it off man

The Valkyrie crashing is very nice visual

Some black hawk down shit

I enjoyed everything in fire during that fire event

Very visually appealing

I guess I’m doing a expedition fuck it

[somber stream]

The amount of bare feet in Death Stranding 2 is staggering

[nocturne bloom]

Ive made it so far on that part that it just flat out kills me even if nothing hits me

I cheesed the corners with melee and it'll just end up killing you

[gloomy tartan]

I hate expeditions that don’t risk any corruption

Cowards

Collect all the loot

[marsh iris]

yeah guess its scripted for the story

[nocturne bloom]

History couldn't handle me

Jigglepeak king

[gloomy tartan]

I mean what’s the other option

[nocturne bloom]

Funnily enough I did the same thing for years in multiplayer with the kolibri and its gotten a few service stars from it

[gloomy tartan]

Like he needed to die

It was scripted

[timber elk]

rides on a moped bike and than jumps off the moped. Rolling on the floor spilling his monster everywhere ah! Fuck!

Anyway. Welcome, to the flithy lamb tv show. Today is gonna be a special episode. Today I’m gonna show you how to make cadian stew

[gloomy tartan]

Would you preffer a rat gets him

Or like

A dinosaur

Imagine he just gets snatched by a pteranodon

I would do silly things like these if I was ij control

Lamb I curse you

[timber elk]

Now the first thing we need to do is get our main guest star on today’s show. grabs Chris by the collar of his shirt and pulls him into view of the 4th wall breaking camera

[gloomy tartan]

You can only breakdance

Even when you wipe your ass

Or eat

I curse you

waves hands

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, but that just means I was too good

[timber elk]

Now Chris here is from cadia. He’s a bit of a fiesty one. So the first thing you’re gonna wanna do for your cadian stew. Is to kill said cadian pulls out a shotgun

[gloomy tartan]

The game just pauses with text that says you were so badass you survived and got laid then died of sex diseases later on after the battle ended before shifting to another soldiers perspective

[timber elk]

I know my jokes are actually stupid and not funny

[gloomy tartan]

🐑 🕳️

[timber elk]

I was born in the hole. You merely adopted it.

[nocturne bloom]

You were what

[gloomy tartan]

🔥

[timber elk]

You heard me

[nocturne bloom]

Everyone was born in a..

[gloomy tartan]

Robots

[timber elk]

waiting for the moment to hit her

[gloomy tartan]

Robots aren’t

Robots aren’t born in holes

🧠

[timber elk]

But I’m not a Robert

Robert

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

[timber elk]

FUCK YOU

robet

Ok you know what

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ok mecha lamb

[timber elk]

Fuck this phone

[gloomy tartan]

I understand

[timber elk]

Fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on. gives Chris a veggie sandvich

[gloomy tartan]

I used to tell ppl to go fuck themself with silver spoons

[timber elk]

Why silver spoons?!

[gloomy tartan]

It was more

Go fuck yourself with a silver spoon under the moonlight

[delicate vapor]

Out on a bday dinner for a friend

[gloomy tartan]

Now that I think on it I have more to add

[delicate vapor]

It’s a bit cute here

[timber elk]

That is very specific

[timber elk]

Where you at?

[gloomy tartan]

Go fuck yourself with a silver spoon under the moonlight at the witching hour you freaky bitch

[delicate vapor]

It’s a local pub

[gloomy tartan]

I’m glad how this insult evolves as I age

[timber elk]

Ooo I like pubs

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I also called people troglodytes

[delicate vapor]

I got a chicken burger

[gloomy tartan]

And squid fuckers

[timber elk]

We have a tavern here called the Irish tavern

[gloomy tartan]

Top 3 insults

[timber elk]

Fan-fucking-tastic shepherded pie

[delicate vapor]

Too specific

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cuz they would die

[timber elk]

I love shepherds pie

[gloomy tartan]

Because they are magical monsters

Like faeries

Or werewolf’s

[twin dirge]

A solid favorite for me has always been, you look like you'd drop common loot

[gloomy tartan]

Or something

That’s like

Too smart

People are fucking stupid

But I like it

[twin dirge]

It's even better when you insult them and they don't understand the insult

So you just get to laugh

[gloomy tartan]

I can smell your low crit rate

[timber elk]

Unfortunately when I said fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on.

People think of Jake baker

[gloomy tartan]

That’s one I like

[timber elk]

Even though I been saying that for years

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

is eating a huge plate of shepherds pie by himself

[delicate vapor]

I see

[gloomy tartan]

So your eating you pie

[timber elk]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Hey lamb

Question

[timber elk]

We have established this before Chris

[gloomy tartan]

We did ?

Damn

[timber elk]

Yes

I eat meat. That includes other lambs.

And yes

[gloomy tartan]

So do you think copies of you are worth less than you or?

[timber elk]

Cannibalism.

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

I was going with clones

Like I wouldn’t want to eat a Me sandwich

But people already eat you

[timber elk]

I don’t eat myself

I said I eat other lambs

Not myself

[gloomy tartan]

Ok what if like

It was a you

But a different you

[timber elk]

so a different reality of me?

[gloomy tartan]

In some way yes

Wether dimension or reality or timeline or clone

[timber elk]

Well that’s not possible because I am a eldritch entity that is on a different plane of reality that disregards the confines of the laws of the universe and time

[gloomy tartan]

What if it was a flesh copy

Like just a flesh copy

All drooling

Like DURRRRRR

[timber elk]

So a brain-dead clones

[gloomy tartan]

yeah

[timber elk]

Than it’s not exactly me

[gloomy tartan]

Well I didn’t say exactly

I said a you

But not you

[timber elk]

so your saying a clone of me but doesn’t have the soul

[gloomy tartan]

If you could eat a exact copy of you with memories and all that’s fucked up

[marsh iris]

SOMA mentioned

[gloomy tartan]

I’m starting with flesh copy

[timber elk]

Than technically yes it’s less worthless than men

[gloomy tartan]

Soma is peak

[timber elk]

Because it doesn’t have the cognitive functions

[gloomy tartan]

Soma made me really think lmao

[marsh iris]

yeah continuity is messed up

[timber elk]

I still wouldn’t eat myself

[gloomy tartan]

Even if it was like durrrrrrr

?

[timber elk]

Yeah

Even if it went DURRERR

[gloomy tartan]

What if it like

Said slurs

And got you canceled

Would you eat it then

[timber elk]

Chris

What the fuck are you yapping about

[gloomy tartan]

Dude if a eldritch being won’t eat ursekf

Why do people do that

People are nuts

Eldritch lamb knows when the situations gone too far

But humanity doesn’t lmao

[marsh iris]

cthulamb

show us your tentickles

[timber elk]

Ummm…. I don’t have tenticles

[marsh iris]

😔

[timber elk]

That is sterotyping us eldritch beings

[marsh iris]

sorry was that racist

[gloomy tartan]

Is eldritch a race ?

[timber elk]

You should be ashamed of yourself throws a teddy bear at him

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

Technically speaking no

[gloomy tartan]

Then you don’t get a month

Sorry

Rules is rules

[timber elk]

it’s something the human body simply cannot comprehend so it puts a place holder for the mind to understand

Technically speaking the lamb is a place holder for your guys mind

[gloomy tartan]

Wait

Yeah they never say any of the Cthulhu gods are related

Lmao

[timber elk]

No none of the Cthulhu gods are related

[gloomy tartan]

They are all just separate crazy old gods

[timber elk]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

They are just all separate fucked up shit

All in one world

Lmao

[timber elk]

Cthulhu just happens to be the most popular unfortunately

[gloomy tartan]

That’s like if Satan and skynet were neighbors

They have others with cool names tho

Shaggoth

Shaggoth sounds cool as fuck

[timber elk]

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

Idk what the fuck his deal even is

[timber elk]

Your yapping again

[marsh iris]

shaggoth with shaggy haircut

[gloomy tartan]

I was summoned

[timber elk]

Garut. Would you like some shepherds pie.

[marsh iris]

yes

[timber elk]

fantastic

[marsh iris]

delicious

[timber elk]

absolutely

Chris is surprised I’m capable of eating other lamb

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to eat choclate now

[timber elk]

throws a bottle of salt at him full force

[gloomy tartan]

No I’m surprised humans will literaly eat themself and you woman

[marsh iris]

like chicken

[gloomy tartan]

wtf are you trying to do

[timber elk]

Nothing

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not a prank

That’s just assaul lol

[somber stream]

Making Gimbap this weekend

[timber elk]

I CANT EAT CHOCOLATE

it hurts my teeth….

[gloomy tartan]

Why not

Oh

Is that the devil in you

[marsh iris]

is that korean sushi

[somber stream]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[marsh iris]

rawr

[somber stream]

Korean rice roll

Amongs other things

[timber elk]

No. It’s just i try to take care of my teeth. But regardless it still makes my teeth very sensitive whenever it eat chocolate

That’s why I like jelly beans

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I’m sorry man

That sucks

[timber elk]

it’s fine

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t eat too much candy

I eat it sparingly

Any sweets

[timber elk]

(That’s a lie. I’m not fine. I want jelly beans right now)

[gloomy tartan]

Makes me sleepy

Too much sugar

[timber elk]

You

Are the only person I know who gets sleepy from candy

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a skinny bastard

Sugar rush crash

[somber stream]

I heard it's common for Singaporeans to make dumplings at home for snack?

[timber elk]

I just had a wreck-it-Ralph flash back

Holy hell