general-chat

[graceful hamlet]

Cadians are just green Krieg

[gloomy tartan]

Like 20 percent of the Cadians max were on cadia or some shit

[hazy kestrel]

And I walked away from havoc due to how bs it has gotten recently

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are test tube trench babys

[graceful hamlet]

Cadian’s gotta test tube now too. They can be test tube bros

[gloomy tartan]

Voyostobros are just napoleonic hat drip rip offing lamer snow troopers than the ones from the empire strikes bsck

And Cadians fuck

You wouldn’t know about that

[graceful hamlet]

Snow troopers have more drip then the sauceless Cadians

[gloomy tartan]

Your sauce has gone bad

Your wine has become vinegar

[tight pine]

Remember those tallarn desert raiders?

[graceful hamlet]

Cadians are the Cheerios of Imperial Guard

[twin flower]

well

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t hate us for being the original gangsters foo

[twin flower]

who doesnt like cheerios

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

You know who hates Cheerios

Hitler

[graceful hamlet]

Honey Nut Cheerios be better 😎

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

ThI honey nut wouldn’t be cost without the normal nut

[tight pine]

Chex

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[graceful hamlet]

Cadians are the beans and toast

[gloomy tartan]

Your a specialized trooper for snow cadians are for general use in wherever you need troop numbers

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, Kriegers

[gloomy tartan]

Hey are trench warfare focused

You can send a Cadian to do anything

[tight pine]

I don’t think I should summon him

[gloomy tartan]

They might not be the best at snow or sniping or whatever but you can send a Cadian to do anything

[graceful hamlet]

I told him that Steel Legion are just yellow Krieg

[gloomy tartan]

We make new Cadians and we go where people need reinforcements

Steel legion have cooler helmets

[tight pine]

You w h a t

[gloomy tartan]

And tanks

[jaunty path]

he said the truth

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are all about trenches and horse

[graceful hamlet]

Everyone has tanks

[gloomy tartan]

Steel legion focuses on tanks

Or is famous for tanks

It’s about what each faction is the best at or famous for

Obviously everyone has tanks

And everyone will be in trench warfare at some point

Your voyobros are good at snow

Your sent for snow shit

We don’t send you to space Iraq

Cuz you would overheated and fucking die before a heretic shot you

[tight pine]

I like angle grinders

Tickle my brain good

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Show white has a weird name

[graceful hamlet]

Ackshually they have been sent to desert worlds 🤓

[gloomy tartan]

She doesn’t have snow powers

[gloomy tartan]

Did they paint themself brown ?

Deserts can get cold at night

But yeah why tf doesn’t Snow White have snow powers

[true minnow]

Are the portraits on the top of talent trees a holdover from when the trees used to be really different

With distinct paths or something

[tight pine]

Wish we could have more skitarii legions

[gloomy tartan]

Why was her name Snow White…was it just because she was pale?

[tired steeple]

Wait I’m confused

[true minnow]

As pale as snow yeah

[tired steeple]

Yellow krieg

Wouldn’t they be like

Green krieg

Or beige krieg

Brown krieg

[tight pine]

Purple krieg

[graceful hamlet]

Steel Legion have yellowish trench coats don’t they?

[true minnow]

Kinda why people went ????? when Disney did the Disney thing

[tired steeple]

“Brown war” that’s the battle of the poops

[graceful hamlet]

Nurgle vs Cadians

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I assume it would be more than just Cadians

[graceful hamlet]

Nah, Cadians are full of enough shit to match Nurgle 🤓

[gloomy tartan]

We reinforce other s

[graceful hamlet]

Ha, gottem

[tight pine]

Wait… isn’t the Armageddon steel legion a bunch of hive gangers with tanks?

[gloomy tartan]

Full deez nutz

Gottem

🔥

Full of Cadians

[true minnow]

Depends, if you are on Reddit then Canada is literally paradise

[tight pine]

Iron within
Iron without

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

Look at that

[tired steeple]

They can be anything. But if you specifically wanna look for gangers then there’s the mordant acid dogs and savlar chem dogs

[tight pine]

Diamantine

[gloomy tartan]

pushes you in the hole for your Greed

[tight pine]

grabs you and tosses you down faster than you did

[gloomy tartan]

tosses you up so you pull me up and out

[tight pine]

agrees to share diamantine

[gloomy tartan]

throws grenades out of my grenade gland at you as my defense mechanism

💥

I do that when I’m startled

[timber elk]

is already wearing one while also playing raccoin

[tight pine]

Bro, do it on magnus or girlyman, not me

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a defense mechanism

I produce a grenade every 60 seconds

[tight pine]

[timber elk]

Tell me you watched my hero academia without telling me you watch my hero academia

[gloomy tartan]

What the what

I don’t watch that yu yu hawk Tua show

[tight pine]

Blow him up in 47 seconds

[timber elk]

You know she got arrested for crypto scam right?

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t watch that shit you youth watch

[gloomy tartan]

But she spit on that thang

That thang being the heart of the nation

For a time atleast

[timber elk]

She’s a blondie

I don’t like blondies

They are like

Really crazy

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao

Is she a natural blonde

[timber elk]

I think?

[gloomy tartan]

She could be one them

Chameleons

One them

Deceivers

[tight pine]

Are you sure?
-omnimam

[timber elk]

I prefer dating Asian and black women

-invincible

(Which he did)

[timber elk]

WHAT CHU MEAN

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb loves blasians confirmed

[timber elk]

MARKED DATED A FEW DIFFERENT GIRLS BEFORE EVE

[gloomy tartan]

🐑 🕳️

It’s time lamb

[timber elk]

Oi

[gloomy tartan]

Reset the clock

[timber elk]

Hear me out

[tight pine]

Sorry, that was for the tallarn raiders not you

[timber elk]

It’s not my fault

[gloomy tartan]

🐑
🕳️

[timber elk]

That black women and Asian treat me better

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[twin flower]

as a blasian

[analog marsh]

Most normal gen chat.

[gloomy tartan]

Gone so young

[timber elk]

is now gone from existence

[gloomy tartan]

Before his time

[timber elk]

respawns

[gloomy tartan]

🐑

[timber elk]

Listen

[gloomy tartan]

🐑 🐑

Wait it’s you from the hole

But your also there

[tight pine]

Yes @analog marsh this is bormal here, someone was talking about comically large rice earlier this week

[timber elk]

Rhea ripley

That’s all I’m
Gonna say

[gloomy tartan]

I thought you wanted blasians

[twin flower]

To be fair they changed a lot in the series to whats in the comic

[timber elk]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

You are a sheep with layers

[timber elk]

Yes

Rhea ripley

Is a very strong women

And I

Like

[tight pine]

Doesn’t garlic have layers?

[timber elk]

Strong women

[shell goblet]

hewo lamball :3

[timber elk]

Hi!

[twin flower]

Youre thinking of Onions pal

[tight pine]

Nah, Russian doll 🪆

[gloomy tartan]

Lambs are flammable

[tight pine]

Or whatever their called

[timber elk]

It’s not my fault. Goth women. Asian women, black women and strong women are my weakness

Oh and very muscular men too

[tight pine]

So you’ll fall for angron then?

[timber elk]

No he doesn’t have a brain

[tight pine]

Damn archeotech

He was supposed to be really sympathetic too

[timber elk]

Also

What I’m about to say maybe

Just maybe be a hot take

But i

I personally

[slate skiff]

u like cock we know

[timber elk]

Would totally date panam from cyberpunk any day of the week-

[timber elk]

…..that’s not what I was gonna say…

[slate skiff]

who wouldnt

[tight pine]

Me

[slate skiff]

gay

[tight pine]

Not

[timber elk]

River enjoyer 🫵🫵🫵🫵

[twin flower]

I havent played Cyberpunk so i wouldnt know

[timber elk]

Nah I’m kidding

Peter likes Judy

Actually

I take it back

I would date Judy any day of the week

[slate skiff]

judy is gay

[timber elk]

And? Your not gonna stop me

But i genuinely think river is like

[slate skiff]

ur right just get the mod

[timber elk]

The worst romance option

[tight pine]

I had a hot take

But forgot it

Wait no I remember

Hadron would fall for atom smasher

Or Adam smasher

I don’t know cyberpunk stuff

[whole glade]

WHAT IF 40K HAD FRUITGER AERO

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

wassat

[whole glade]

2010s era tech and icons

[tired steeple]

He is!

I don’t really like cyberpunk romance at all though whoops

[timber elk]

HERETIC

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[tired steeple]

A lot of them have you do a few quests and then you fuck suddenly

[timber elk]

JUDY IS THE BEST GIRL

[tight pine]

Address the daemon primarch in the room

Address me

[gloomy tartan]

Who the fuck is Judy

[tired steeple]

I mean I liked Judy the most but we just had a conversation about a really traumatic moment and it’s like “yeah sex time” like what

Judy from cyberpunk 2077

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t she only bang broads

She’s the sex club one right

[twin flower]

Sounds like every romance in video games ever

[tired steeple]

Yeah Judy prefers women

[gloomy tartan]

Sorry vr sex club

What you mean preffer

I thought you had to be a female to romance them

[tired steeple]

Well yeah only women

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a deal breaker for her that’s more than a preference lmao

[tight pine]

Kinda funny how the server is just as unchecked as the Amazon rain forest’s

[tired steeple]

In development all the options were gonna be playersexual

But that didn’t stay

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz fuck you

Lmao

Probaly time constraints

[tired steeple]

I’m also not super into the bg3 romances but at least some of them wait a bit before hanky panoy

Panky

[gloomy tartan]

Sometiemd people are like that tho

They just be like

You want sum fuk?

[slate skiff]

there was a laezel sex speedrun catergory prettu syre

[gloomy tartan]

Some ppl are like birds they just do a little dance and ask if you want sum fuk

Others go through a courting process or brunch and mimosas

It just depends

[slate skiff]

in the end they all just want fuk

[gloomy tartan]

If it was realistic there would be one companion who bangs day one

Then one who doesn’t bang until the end of the game

The whole spectrum of bang

[slate skiff]

if it was realistic there would be no fuk

[gloomy tartan]

Svetdwell rpg

No cheeks

[hazy kestrel]

I sometimes think about living in a cabin in the woods.

That could be nice

Just nature everywhere

No people

[gloomy tartan]

A fire tower would be neat

[hazy kestrel]

That too

[gloomy tartan]

The isolation yeah

I mean dude

When your off work

[hazy kestrel]

The only downside is uh.

[gloomy tartan]

You could play some need for speed

[hazy kestrel]

The economy is garbage

And uh.

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

No houses for sale at a reasonable price anymore

[gloomy tartan]

And Bigfoot want man cheeks

[hazy kestrel]

That too

[gloomy tartan]

So the forest is not safe

[delicate vapor]

NOOO

[gloomy tartan]

When people have big feet it’s cuz they are part big foot

They used to have a kingdom we traded with

Their kingdom fell

[lime beacon]

Their kingdom came

[gloomy tartan]

Wether from our cruelty or the passage of time is lost to us

[lime beacon]

And delivered

2

[gloomy tartan]

They traded us furs and bigfeet women

[whole glade]

so um. the sun vanished.

[gloomy tartan]

And Quentin Tarantino was pleased

[lime beacon]

That’s called nighttime

[hazy kestrel]

Vampires rise up

The sun is no more

[whole glade]

did yall not watch the twitter ARG?!

[whole glade]

freaky time

[gloomy tartan]

Vamps have no blood circulation

That means either boner forever

Or never boner again

[whole glade]

i know vampires

their undead.

but feak time.

[gloomy tartan]

Either vampires allways boner or never boner cuz rigirmortis

[hazy kestrel]

@ripe tangle Awaken, you vampire. The sun is now gone, according to this horror in my walls.

[gloomy tartan]

Which is it Koz

[whole glade]

FREAKY HORROR*

[whole glade]

umm. i eated it.

[gloomy tartan]

Girl vampires can still freak

It’s the guys who suffer lmao

[hazy kestrel]

You WHAT?

[whole glade]

it was a lot.

[hazy kestrel]

[whole glade]

its in the nixonverse now sorry

[hazy kestrel]

You weren’t joking about being a freaky horror

Goddamn

[delicate vapor]

[whole glade]

yall know bout the monument mythos right?

[tight pine]

Who here shoots to thrill?

[astral basin]

It is the enjoyable prt of the twilight hours
She will unwind in a few more still

[gloomy tartan]

You ever bargain what you should of bit that you chewed but you didn’t

[hazy kestrel]

Huh

[gloomy tartan]

Listen to me person

The most important thing is that you never forget what I’m about to tell you is important so make sure you listen to me tell you that what im going to tell yo-

gets fucking shot

[hazy kestrel]

And he’s been shot

It’s so over

[tight pine]

Huh?

[hazy kestrel]

Lost another real one, just like Harambe

:(

[tight pine]

I think I missed something

[gloomy tartan]

my cybernetic legs keep kicking as my corpse falls over

[tight pine]

Oh

I think the cadian is dead

Just like his world

[gloomy tartan]

farts

Guys why can’t there be a heretic named alamita slim?

[hazy kestrel]

Oi, that’s @jaunty path’s joke

[gloomy tartan]

She made your thammer brown

☹️

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

Used it like a plunger

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[tight pine]

It wasn’t her, it was a nurgling

[astral basin]

Oh shit evanescence is dropping a new album

[jaunty path]

sniffs

hi

[gloomy tartan]

I have never felt so violated

[lime beacon]

[gloomy tartan]

🚓

🚓 🚓 🚓

[astral basin]

You should be honored

[gloomy tartan]

🫃

[astral basin]

Missus is just tryna

Lmfao

Ok

Exactly

[gloomy tartan]

🛩️ 🏢 🏢

[twin flower]

bruh

[tight pine]

[true minnow]

I wonder if there are people who have huge hours in this game but only ever used one class

[hazy kestrel]

I used to be one of those

As a vet

Had maybe 500 hours at the time

Then I decided to finally complete the rest of the penances

[true minnow]

That being said, I see more ogryn emotes in here than I do ogryn players

[hazy kestrel]

Depressingly true

[tight pine]

Ogryn is a funny lad

[rocky radish]

we need more big 'uns

[gloomy tartan]

Their breeding programs have hit road blocks

[tight pine]

[true minnow]

Is it worth sacrificing weapons for xp for new players, or are they better off selling for money

[tight pine]

You can sell them?

[halcyon pebble]

all went to chaos, 4 bulwark and 12 crusher squad will come to you

[halcyon pebble]

low stat weapon doesnt yield much xp, you can start sacrificing weapon when you reach lvl 15-20

[slate skiff]

im one of those ppl played every class but cant stop plaing ogryn

[gloomy tartan]

I only play veteran

I only have one character

[graceful hamlet]

lose most of the tech remnants at extraction because lol tornado
Whoever designed it should stop cooking

[gloomy tartan]

You know what I wish

That enemies would have trouble seeing you through it

Lmao

Cuz it gives them cover to shoot you

They pretty much ignore the tornados

[twin flower]

Fatshark is too smart to think of that

[gloomy tartan]

To the point it will launch them too

Because they don’t avoid it

[graceful hamlet]

At this point, as much I like expeditions, I’m all aboard the hate train.

[gloomy tartan]

I like them

Must be too hard for ya

Need some cadian reinforcement

[slate skiff]

fatshart only knows how to run their game though grok

[gloomy tartan]

🦭

[graceful hamlet]

I do too, but Fatshark decided to add the most annoying stage hazard that adds literally nothing to the mode

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so fuckint big lol

[slate skiff]

grok wrote the code for tide

[twin flower]

Also not worth playing it on higher diffs apparently

[gloomy tartan]

Ok but it’s BETTWR then the hunting grounds expedition

[twin flower]

you get the same amount of tech remnants regardless

[gloomy tartan]

They should change that

[twin flower]

People who've played it on Auric are fighting harder for less

[graceful hamlet]

It sat next to the Valkyrie on extract, you know the same Valkyrie that leaves everyone behind after like 30 seconds?

[gloomy tartan]

I played it on heresy

[graceful hamlet]

Went from a 2k tech extract to 500

[twin flower]

Yeah people grinded it on Heresy for like an easier time

[gloomy tartan]

I still had teammates die on heresy

[astral basin]

8675
309

[tight pine]

Everyone dies, even in malice

[graceful hamlet]

Frankly, reddit armchair devs could design better stage hazards then the dumb tornado

[hazy kestrel]

And salvage

:(

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Salvage deez l 🥜

[twin flower]

Fot shork please

[hazy kestrel]

The numbers Mason. What do they mean?

[slate skiff]

excuse me, its fatshart thank you very much

[gloomy tartan]

Yo mason is crazy

Bro was in Africa just goin on adventures

[hazy kestrel]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[astral basin]

For a good time, call
8675
309
I got it
I got it
Off a bathroom wall

[slate skiff]

u cant go un-crazy

[hazy kestrel]

They locked me in a room. An adamantium room.

Filled with Salvage

[slate skiff]

once u crazy u crazy for life

[hazy kestrel]

And salvage makes me crazy

[gloomy tartan]

The grippy socks let you know who’s crazy

[hazy kestrel]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room.

An adamantium room.

Filled with salvage.

And salvage makes me crazy.

[slate skiff]

but personally i think every1 is crazy is 2026 no exceptions

[hazy kestrel]

Crazy? I was crazy once…

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[tight pine]

Don’t say it

[hazy kestrel]

They locked me in a room.

An adamantium room. Filled with salvage.

And salvage makes me crazy.

[slate skiff]

did they lock u in a room with a computer forcing u to play darktide

wait u did that

[hazy kestrel]

No, I did that to myself

[slate skiff]

🫵

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately

[delicate vapor]

800 hours later

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hate expeditions man.

[slate skiff]

i played a game and went back to havoc40 never looked back

[delicate vapor]

yeah, both in darktide and arc raiders I dont swig it

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[jaunty path]

One of us,

One of us

[hazy kestrel]

Thank you

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I was always one of you.

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

I just kept playing it for some godforsaken reason.

Maybe Momma did raise a quitter after all. But that’s okay. :)

[jaunty path]

Its truly liberating to give no fucks about penances

[hazy kestrel]

At least I’ll be happier now.

Truth Nuke

[jaunty path]

Your mom would've told you to stop doing dat shit lul

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

And I wouldn’t have listened

Even though she’s always right.

Common Mom “W”

[tight pine]

Should I burp bubbles?
Or plasteel?

[hazy kestrel]

Both? Both. Both is good.

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧

[ripe tangle]

Huh?

[ripe tangle]

did someone ping me while I was at work?!

[tight pine]

Would be funny if each of the primarchs had a little video explaining what they do… like the tf2 “meet the team” vids

[hazy kestrel]

It was me. :)

[ripe tangle]

Why?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember

Something about a joke on vampires

And you hate garlic

And have other vampire things

[slate skiff]

why are u at work while in the discord? u should be dedicating ur time in discord without distraction

[tight pine]

Or vise versa… moolah is good

[ripe tangle]

I’m not a vampire, I’m just extremely pale, hate garlic, over 300 years old, and drink the blood of my enemies…

[slate skiff]

no

hell no fuck work

[ripe tangle]

that doesn’t make me a vampire

[astral basin]

I warned him that its still early in the twilight. Not time yet to unwind

[tight pine]

Ye… you don’t burn in the sun

[ripe tangle]

Well…. Actually I do…

[hazy kestrel]

Sunburn goes hisssss

[ripe tangle]

…. and I am allergic to Silver 😐

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmmm

[tight pine]

VAMPIRE!
Inquisitior right here 🫵

[hazy kestrel]

I diagnose you with (un)dead.

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[jaunty path]

Are you a blood angel

[ripe tangle]

hello magister

[slate skiff]

Goodbye

[jaunty path]

[ripe tangle]

no, I’m a Bloody Rose.

[slate skiff]

can i put some sunscreen so u dont get burnt

[tight pine]

[astral basin]

We have not confirmed or denied her impulsive need to count grains

Or her ability to cross moving bodies of water

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a bold play, Peter. Let’s see how it works out for him.

[tight pine]

Yes

[astral basin]

Spf 5000

[tight pine]

Or the lack of reflection in a mirror

[astral basin]

There’s conveniently never any mirrors where she goes

[ripe tangle]

I can see my reflection in modern mirrors

as for moving water, I simply choose not to cross it, not because I can’t.

[hazy kestrel]

But why not

It’s fun crossing water

Sometimes

[tight pine]

Iron within
Iron without

[astral basin]

Its no shame in being unable to swim

[ripe tangle]

I dont want to nor have a reison

[hazy kestrel]

Just for fun

[tight pine]

Slight spelling mistake

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmmm

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[tight pine]

It could be eaten

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, time to dream of being prince carried by a giantess.

[ripe tangle]

bottom detected?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

[delicate vapor]

uih oh

[hazy kestrel]

I mean…I wouldn’t say no…

[delicate vapor]

😱

[astral basin]

Assigned bottom by Sister

[tight pine]

What… puny punishment is this?

[astral basin]

…wait that sounds sus af

[ripe tangle]

[hazy kestrel]

Can be assigned something I already decided to be.

[ripe tangle]

bad!

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[tight pine]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s tough being a short king. :(

But it does have some upsides I suppose

[tight pine]

Shame there is no other chaos symbols here

[sleek harness]

Why would it have

[hazy kestrel]

Hello rat man

[sleek harness]

Nurgle is the only chaos god that exists

Personamen

[whole glade]

i completely forgor jobbythehong was in TADC

[sleek harness]

Who

[whole glade]

A old transformer review channel

[jaunty path]

You mean he voiceacted?

[whole glade]

ya

i saw him sing the ep8 song while rewatching old vids

[jaunty path]

is expeditions as dead as people say

[marsh iris]

h

[jaunty path]

I loaded in

its late asf so its a given

I got like one other perosn

but I was alone for atleast a little bit

dam

[whole glade]

wha if seasalt raised mark

and conquest got to live on earth

[jaunty path]

another reason why I stopped playin DT is I get bored real fast and feel stuck in a mission cuz i dont wanna leave them down a mate

not even necessarily havoc its just auric

only reason I even installed DT is cuz I dont want my havoc to decay

[carmine steppe]

I stopped playing darktide cause I already finished all the content

Like I took 2 characters to level 30 and then one to 20, finished all the story missions and that's it

[jaunty path]

oh

lmfao

[whole glade]

i love laika movies

my lil edgy heart

[delicate vapor]

ones i load in
2/3
2 minutes left
half of the areas ARENT EVEN EXPLORED

[whole glade]

THRAGG CAN CREATE WIND IN SPACE?

HES THAT FAST?!

[jaunty path]

[delicate vapor]

like 4 of the sites WERENT EVEN DONE

[jaunty path]

probably just one or two scraps remaining

[delicate vapor]

playing a dead roblox game is just as rewarding as expeditions

[delicate vapor]

yeah

[jaunty path]

What no it can be way more fun

Cube Cavern Sweeps

[delicate vapor]

theres hella games that can beat expeditions

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[jaunty path]

fym modern mirrors

what if its an antique

👁️

[ripe tangle]

I’d show you me crossing a river if I could, I just won’t do it

[ripe tangle]

uhhhhhhh

[jaunty path]

[ripe tangle]

👀

Mirrors made after the 1930s tend to not have a silver backing nor do they have as much of a deep green tinge to them like they used to.

though they do still have a very SLIGHT greenish tinge, it’s not like it used to be though

[grizzled plover]

I see Sister Lucia has at some point become a vampire

[misty trench]

"at some point"

[ripe tangle]

😐

[grizzled plover]

Been busy WAAAAAAAGHing to notice

[misty trench]

understandable

[jaunty path]

She gets rashes from garlic

#noticing

[grizzled plover]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[jaunty path]

no wait

she gets rashes from silver right

[ripe tangle]

they don’t give me rashes, I just think it’s nasty.

[ripe tangle]

yeah…

[jaunty path]

She gets rashes from silver

[grizzled plover]

Sister Lucia if you're not a vampire I need you to eat this italian meal and stand in front of a holy symbol of your choosjng

[misty trench]

look, Lucia doesn't enter homes without an invitation just because she's considerate like that, nothing to do with her vampirism

[jaunty path]

Finds garlic yucky

[grizzled plover]

Or the hammer and sickle if you're a doctor who vampire

[jaunty path]

Fuck me

This reminds me I gotta like

[ripe tangle]

wait, why would I be allergic to communism?

[jaunty path]

Get back on Hunter: The Parenting

[ripe tangle]

I mean, I don’t like communism, I see it as a failed system, but I’m not allergic to it, that’s silly.

[jaunty path]

D is my spirit animal

[grizzled plover]

Oh yeah Doctor Who vampires are repelled by True Faith rather than the sight of holy symbols so at one point a soviet soldier repels a vampire with his firm belief in Communism

[carmine steppe]

Classic doctor who

[grizzled plover]

His ideals are simply so strong the vampire cannot approach him

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-the-parenting-alfabusa-pyotr-vampire-lick-eye-gif-26074219

[ripe tangle]

that’s hilarious, I love it

[jaunty path]

18 days till 21

2 weeks and 4 days

[grizzled plover]

Same thing can happen in uhh VTM

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/vade-retro-van-helsing-cross-burn-gif-13412997

[carmine steppe]

You could be immune to vampires just by holding a hotdog if you really believe in it

[jaunty path]

I need to do shit vruh

[cosmic burrow]

21 what?

[jaunty path]

years of my existence

[grizzled plover]

If your faith in your convictions is true enough, any symbol of those convictions can hurt or scare vampires

[cosmic burrow]

you should be. anyone should

[grizzled plover]

It's honestly way better than just crosses scaring vampires

[cosmic burrow]

ah

[jaunty path]

which is also the same day a paricular dictator off'd himself

[grizzled plover]

I sure ain't

[jaunty path]

I love handing out that trivia

[whole glade]

MISSUS

[grizzled plover]

God rolled birthday holy shit

[whole glade]

im putting off part 6 of jojos

make me watch it

[jaunty path]

Crazier thing I know someone w the same bday

AND

[cosmic burrow]

yeah you should hate communism

[whole glade]

i already watch ep1 of part 7

[jaunty path]

someone who was born on his bday

[misty trench]

Karl Marx did say "from each according to their histamines, to each according to their allergens"

ahead of his time he was

[grizzled plover]

Why? Because some people fucked it up? By that metric I should also hate capital at the same time. Possibly even more so given capital has personally failed me. Personally I don't care how the economy is run as long as people are eating and housed, and that's all I'll say on the topic

[whole glade]

"no iphone, no labubus. also GW will be cringe company."

[jaunty path]

oh boy politics

[grizzled plover]

Nope

[jaunty path]

my favorite

[misty trench]

dw it's not politics, we're eating houses

[jaunty path]

[grizzled plover]

No more politics I will not be continuing that discussion

[misty trench]

housing eaters

[grizzled plover]

I love housing

I wanna eat an apartment

[misty trench]

delicious drywall

[abstract fiber]

gingerbread houses are seasonal

[whole glade]

homophobes. why are they eat house?

[grizzled plover]

My stellaris empire does that

My main species eats housing

[jaunty path]

I love asbestos

[grizzled plover]

vecause they're fucking solitary this was such a bad trait to pick

[misty trench]

if we weren't supposed to eat it, then why does it have best in the name?

[jaunty path]

Why does it look like white cheddar popcorn

[whole glade]

i will grab my holy political and pagan text if yall fuck up one mo time.

[grizzled plover]

do it

i'm calling your bluff

Have you heard the word of Tengri, the great blue sky

[whole glade]

"no food and kill everyone" calos marks

[grizzled plover]

communism is when no iphone and no dubai chocolate

[whole glade]

truth nuke

[grizzled plover]

I knew who the react was before I even opened it lmao

Cuman/Hun cooperation let's bring back tengriism

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-howl-calling-animals-gif-14686314

[astral basin]

To be immortal and become so unburdened by the consequences of pain
to have badass moments like this

[misty trench]

HELL YEA

[grizzled plover]

HELL YEAH WE RIDIN

[whole glade]

totally evil. giving rights to gays and women, and education, housing to his fellow man...Shame on Lenin.

[somber stream]

Awooo pack mates

remember, the caves aren't taxed

[whole glade]

erm im not a werewolf.

[grizzled plover]

Licht do you wanna bring back Tengriism with us

[somber stream]

Who?

[whole glade]

im just a thing. idrk what i am

[grizzled plover]

worship the damn sky with me and Aquila

[misty trench]

The Eternal Blue Sky

[grizzled plover]

The Eternal Blue Sky provides

[jaunty path]

I should start like

[whole glade]

OHHH MONGOLIAN stuff

ohhhhhhhhhh

[jaunty path]

drawing one thing a day

[somber stream]

Do you people do human sacrifices

[grizzled plover]

Not just Mongolians

[whole glade]

im norse pagan

idfk

[jaunty path]

Are you a fucking agent

[grizzled plover]

Huns, Cumans, Kipchaks, the whole of the Eurasian steppe

Except Magyars

Who were primarily Jewish

[jaunty path]

cuman

i want food now

[somber stream]

I mean if you're trying to get someone to follow your religion

[grizzled plover]

Ye that's me

[whole glade]

honorable ones yes, the right wingers get the blood eagle.

[somber stream]

Too much politics for me i'll skip thanks

[grizzled plover]

We wanna ride horses Licht

And shoot bows

[whole glade]

we dont do sacrifies! i was kiddin...totally.

[somber stream]

Damn, that's all you had to say fam

[grizzled plover]

And settle in Hungary after Temujin starts his bullshit and invade Bohemia

And then invade bohemia again

[misty trench]

we eat shitloads of mongolian beef, ride horses and drink kimiz

[somber stream]

Then get gout at 50s and fucking dies

LET'S GOOOOOO

[grizzled plover]

Cumans have a storied history of raiding what is now known as the Czech Republic

[ripe tangle]

fun fact, “Mongolian Beef” isn’t Mongolian at all

[grizzled plover]

What a wonderful life

[grizzled plover]

Most "chinese" takeout food is American yeah

[whole glade]

ill just get high on schooms and see havi and thor as i play electril wizard. Odin in my theory a stoner wizard.

[misty trench]

well yeah making it out of mongolians would be illegal

[ripe tangle]

and actual Mongolians mostly… boil meat

[somber stream]

Yogurt soup is kinda ass ngl

tried

[grizzled plover]

Takeout so good

Mongolian beef would cure my woes rn

[jaunty path]

American Cheese

[abstract fiber]

unless you're armie hammer

[whole glade]

the only movie to get my people right was the northman movie

even got the runes right

[ripe tangle]

ngl I do like American Chinese food, it’s a treat to me.

[cosmic burrow]

cheese like product

[whole glade]

i was a happy lil lad

[misty trench]

American Cheese is what the papacy warned us about regarding the perils of alchemy

[grizzled plover]

League of Bringing Back Steppe Pastoralism forming rn

[jaunty path]

what did they mean by this

[grizzled plover]

yeah but it's good on a cheesesteak

[misty trench]

tru

[whole glade]

truthnuke*

[cosmic burrow]

starbucks is coffe like product

[whole glade]

get it right.

i expect better.

[abstract fiber]

1st gen chinese immigrants to NA love panda express cause its so sugary and fatty, 2nd gen onward think it sucks cause its inauthentic

[ripe tangle]

did you know the United States is home to over a dozen actual real cheeses? And that what we call “American Cheese” was invented by a Swiss-Canadian guy

[misty trench]

putting together a fund to reform scythia rn

[grizzled plover]

American cheese (as in cheddar cheese with added salts, not kraft singles), is really good in any scenario where you want a soft yellow cheddar that melts easily

[somber stream]

Yeah and Hitler was Austrian, not that anyone cares

[ripe tangle]

I’m just saying…

[misty trench]

is Swiss-Canadian like, a Canadian with lots of holes in 'em?

[grizzled plover]

It's a good piece of trivia

I liked the trivia Lucia

[ripe tangle]

ha

[somber stream]

No offense Lucia lol

[misty trench]

or a Canadian that's a multi-tool

[jaunty path]

wait wait is he not genetically german

or was he just nationally german

[ripe tangle]

I’m not offended

I think it’s funny

[somber stream]

There is no 'genetically' german

[whole glade]

im nord-cajun. i got a lil flavor with GUMBO BAYBAHHH

[somber stream]

Germany wasn't officially formed until 1871

[grizzled plover]

Germans and Austrians are made up of like a dozen different ethnicities dating back to the norman conquests and goths

[jaunty path]

Oh I see.

[grizzled plover]

The normans showed up and added to the gene pool. Heavily.

[cosmic burrow]

german city states

[misty trench]

old Germany casually being like 400+ separate principalities

[grizzled plover]

They would do that again in France and Scotland and England and also create the Italian identity

[ripe tangle]

ah yes, the Holy Roman Empire c:

one of my favorite pieces of historical border gore to ever actually exist

[grizzled plover]

Normans loved to travel, have kids, and invent national identities as a hobby

[misty trench]

the Normans really are one of those peoples that just got around lmao

[grizzled plover]

Not holy. Not roman. And barely an empire lmao

Hate the HRE so much it's unreal

[ripe tangle]

Learn to come up with your own phrases instead of repeated what others say

[grizzled plover]

No

[ripe tangle]

I’ll smack you with a fish.

bet you wouldn’t like a fish to the face

[grizzled plover]

There is nothing new under the sun and the phrase fit what I was trying to communicate

[ripe tangle]

a mackerel!

[misty trench]

luv mackerel

[ripe tangle]

I do too

[jaunty path]

guys

I need an idea

what do I draw

[ripe tangle]

it’s good fried and served with rice

[grizzled plover]

A true lover of history never lets slip a chance to demean an empire tbh

[delicate vapor]

Just turned chocolate ice cream into chocolate milk

God

[jaunty path]

you put it in the microwave didnt you

[somber stream]

🇫🇷

[grizzled plover]

Jin Sakai from Ghost of Tsushima

[misty trench]

expeditions as a popular and well received game mode

[ripe tangle]

a person licking a cat’s eyeball.

[delicate vapor]

The last time I did

[grizzled plover]

Did Expeditions not take off :(

[jaunty path]

I'll do that the otherway around at somepoint

[ripe tangle]

hell yeah

[misty trench]

sadly no

[grizzled plover]

I liked it a lot

[misty trench]

I think it has a ton of potential!

[whole glade]

GOT TO SEE MOMMY HADRON IN THE CUTSCENE

[grizzled plover]

Fatshark shoukd probably stop adding new modes and flesh out the

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[grizzled plover]

4 that already exist

[ripe tangle]

I’m like… hungry as fuck now and it’s midnight

[grizzled plover]

And follow up on more story leads

[grizzled plover]

me too tbh

its keeping me up bc i dunno whether to order or sleep it off

[true minnow]

Was the little console to the Psykhanium always there or was it put in when people complained they had to run all the way back to it

[ripe tangle]

I’m probably going to scrounge for food like a troll

[misty trench]

I made a tuna melt earlier

[grizzled plover]

It is capitulation to people who hate the mourningstar

[grizzled plover]

i drank $12 of white monster earlier

[ripe tangle]

[misty trench]

powerful

[grizzled plover]

my stonach hurts

[ripe tangle]

Who wants random food trivia?

[grizzled plover]

and I have my combat sport today so it ain't getting better

[grizzled plover]

me

[cosmic burrow]

bigib

[ripe tangle]

most countries, their national foods or foods associated with certain countries, more often than not didn’t eat those foods over a century ago.

You’d be surprised how often this is the case for A LOT of countries food

[misty trench]

england and the fabled toast sandwich

[whole glade]

THE MCBEAN.

[ripe tangle]

Isn’t that just three slices of bread?

[grizzled plover]

One of the slices is toasted

[misty trench]

yes and yes lmao

[grizzled plover]

I only know like one englishwoman so every time I find out something about english cusine I immediately harass her avout it

[misty trench]

my assumption is a century ago they'd have just eaten bread, not three slices slapped together

[ripe tangle]

Aquila, you’re Aussie, why do I not hear about Aussie food too much?

[misty trench]

because we ate it all

[ripe tangle]

HAHA

[grizzled plover]

p. sure Australia has much the same food as anywhere else in the anglosphere

[misty trench]

idk there's lots of neat aussie food but like, it's all very much

yea anglosphere stuff

[grizzled plover]

We're much more alike than we're okay to admit unfortunately

[ripe tangle]

ah fair

[ripe tangle]

wait, you’re Australian too?

[grizzled plover]

No no

[misty trench]

like "uniquely" (white) aussie stuff is shit like...timtams, vegemite, chiko rolls etc.

[delicate vapor]

That chicken salt doing wonders

[misty trench]

chicken salt hard carries fr

[delicate vapor]

I’m also Australian

Sadly

[grizzled plover]

I'm American, family is only 4 generations from Hungary

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

I’d be hungry too

Sorry

[misty trench]

indigenous aussie food actually goes hard as hell though and is very interesting

[grizzled plover]

Don't apologise that is funny as shit

[ripe tangle]

Hungarian food is underrated ngl

[delicate vapor]

Haven’t been to the outback ever once in my life

[grizzled plover]

Indigenous food goes hard in the US too

[misty trench]

Hungary for Turkey with lots of Greece ofcofc

[grizzled plover]

hungary for something with cuman on it

[somber stream]

Going to make curry today

[misty trench]

I've not tried indigenous american food specifically but I defo believe it, indigenous canadian food slaps

[ripe tangle]

Licht, do you like curry spicy?

[somber stream]

Hell yeah?

[ripe tangle]

hell yeah!

[grizzled plover]

My family's from that eastern chunk of Hungary that was part of Cumania originally so I decided to just skip the middle man and embrace the Eternal Blue Sky tbh

[ripe tangle]

I like it ultra spicy

[somber stream]

It's either medium spice and above, anything under feels like bland water tbh

[jaunty path]

I want chicken curry

:(

[cosmic burrow]

i will eat chicken and fries today

[grizzled plover]

I'm getting armor for my combat sport with Cumania's coat of arms engraved into it soon I need to contact the leatherworker

[ripe tangle]

good luck FREEBOOTA

sounds… expensive ngl

[grizzled plover]

Thanks Lucia

[somber stream]

Buy a pack of Golden Curry

[grizzled plover]

I am looking at a $300 minimum for like, leather discs to wear over chainmail with Cumania's dog and moon coa

[somber stream]

Half the pack should be enough for a small pot, 1 person/day

[grizzled plover]

Worth it tho

I still also need to get a helmet with the war mask

KCD may be historically incorrect but I cannot deny that the war mask slaps to an insane degree

[misty trench]

that's cool as fuck

[grizzled plover]

Dude you have no idea

Do y'all have Belegarth or Dagorhir combat sports in Australia

[ripe tangle]

yeah, the Cumans in the game are wearing Armor that’s centuries outdated aren’t they?

[grizzled plover]

They're like THE way to get into medieval fighting

[grizzled plover]

Yeah that and caftans had been phased out of popularity among the military

Cumans had largely become Hungarian after they lost Cumania to the Mongol empire

So even their clothing is centuries anachronistic

At least they speak Hungarian and not Turkish

[shy sandal]

@somber stream i downloaded the dagoth ur mod....

What the actual fuck?

[misty trench]

I do love a good kaftan tho

[somber stream]

Muehehehehehehehehehe

[grizzled plover]

ay me too I wear one for Belegarth

So easy to move jn

[misty trench]

back when fashion had function/function was fashion

[grizzled plover]

I wish I could wear my damn kaftan in public without getting weird looks lmao I wear it every week to get food after like four hours of fighting and when I walk into a food place I get the oddest reactions

[misty trench]

I should get a fez at some point, got my hands on a keffiyeh recently

[shy sandal]

Ten seconds in and he calls Ulfric Stormcloak "Submissive and Breedable"

[grizzled plover]

Nice, I got one of those sheepskin hats that steppe riders wear at the renfaire

[misty trench]

hell yea

[somber stream]

Guy knows what's good for Skyrim, he's so peak. Just you watch

Oh and don't do the stress test

[grizzled plover]

Bringing back proper fashion I stg

[grizzled plover]

Wait until he instantly kills you lmao

[misty trench]

a kalpak?

[shy sandal]

What kind of malware disguised as a follower was i convinced to download?

[misty trench]

those are a vibe for sure

[grizzled plover]

Yes!

[somber stream]

He send you memes

[grizzled plover]

One that's reddit as fuck tbh

[ripe tangle]

Aquila and Freeboota are steppe-maxxing rn, having a Turkic Moment

[cosmic burrow]

there are no ren-faires in poland as far as i know

[grizzled plover]

Wait not kalpak

[cosmic burrow]

maybe in may i will start going to asg field again

[shy sandal]

Speaking of Skyrim. Can we all agree that the only cool thing about that game is the Civil war Sub Plot and the Dragonborn DLC?

[misty trench]

the civil war subplot is boring as fuck wdym

[grizzled plover]

Kind of like a trapper hat @misty trench

[ripe tangle]

I used Google and there are multiple Historical Faires all over Poland…

[grizzled plover]

I have a picture hang on can I dm you

[cosmic burrow]

]]

[grizzled plover]

fuckin all skyrim is boring boss

[misty trench]

oh a suveg? and yeah you can DM

you may have to add me actually hold up

[grizzled plover]

You have to add me actually

[misty trench]

done deal

[shy sandal]

Legitimately, one of the coolest scenes in the whole game for me was the siege of Whiterun.

Also, i feel the game itself does a poor job at explaining the lore behind the conflict, but learning it is really fun

[ripe tangle]

@cosmic burrow they’re mostly held during the Summer and usually near big cities, it’s often a historical reenactment and a ren-faire type thing that goes along with it.

[cosmic burrow]

=

[obtuse oak]

the civil war plot is a deeply watered down version of a potentially much more interesting story if bethesda had actually committed to making the whole game deeply political like morrowind

[grizzled plover]

There are high elves in living memory who remember what Tiber did to them kill Talos worshippers

[ripe tangle]

at least from what I have found online

[cosmic burrow]

i would know if there are near my friends like cosplay

[ripe tangle]

idk which part of Poland you’re from, sorry.

[cosmic burrow]

upper silesia

[ripe tangle]

but there’s massive events in Lublin, Krakow, and Gdansk

[cosmic burrow]

far

[ripe tangle]

sorry

[cosmic burrow]

kraków being the closest

[grizzled plover]

How far can jt be

[cosmic burrow]

still 2h away

[obtuse oak]

huge parts of the morrowind main quest involve getting every political faction on your side to proclaim you as hortator. by comparison, only a small part of the skyrim main quest focuses on resolving the civil war stuff if you hadnt engaged with those quests yourself, and the actual war quests are boring/repetitive. except for the siege of whiterun, you're right that that was pretty cool

[ripe tangle]

2 hours is pretty far away yeah…

[grizzled plover]

bruh I travel 4h for my renfaire every year

[cosmic burrow]

you are from land down under

[grizzled plover]

A two hour trip every week for my combat sport

[cosmic burrow]

distances matter

[grizzled plover]

I am from the new world actually

I am used to long commute and bad food

[obtuse oak]

well you know what they say. in europe, 100 miles is a long distance. in america, 100 years is a long time.

[shy sandal]

I am a certified elf hater, Pelinal Whitestrake is a hero in this household!

[misty trench]

yeah 2 hours of commute is like, average here and oftentimes average back home too

[ripe tangle]

but have you had Lángos?

[cosmic burrow]

i have 30 mins to work

[grizzled plover]

Pelinal the Mad, Pelinal the Murderer!

[cosmic burrow]

and thats considered long

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Austin there was a Hungarian Food Truck that served Lángos, was good.

[grizzled plover]

Oh lmao I go 5 min to work

I would never work more than like 20min at most

[cosmic burrow]

however

asg will be fun

[ripe tangle]

I work… 10 minutes away

[jaunty path]

convenient

[cosmic burrow]

heh

[grizzled plover]

not in a long time

[misty trench]

I'm working on scoring fully remote work

[ripe tangle]

I thought it was really good

[cosmic burrow]

i was on teh first edition of now biggest asg event in poland

[grizzled plover]

Brb gotta get my food

[cosmic burrow]

AZR also known as asg z rojem

[somber stream]

So 1 alarm clock and a mug of coffee away from work

🤝

[ripe tangle]

what’s asg and AZR?

[cosmic burrow]

airsoft

[ripe tangle]

OOOH

cool

[cosmic burrow]

tickets sold out within 10 minutes

for the first edition

[grand mural]

Scalpers gonna go crazy

[cosmic burrow]

now we are at 6th edition

[cosmic burrow]

not really

and simply not possible

[ripe tangle]

I would totally go do airsoft with the most cursed build imaginable

[final saffron]

6th 7th

[cosmic burrow]

because you buy tickets on the fields website

[ripe tangle]

you ever see the Tiktok with the guy who had the hentai moaning gun? i would do some shit like that for funnies

[cosmic burrow]

like

directly

[grand mural]

GET BACK IN THE PAINTING

[final saffron]

NUH UH

[cosmic burrow]

just dont airsoft in germany

its bad there

also in murica you need to have orange tips on barrels

[ripe tangle]

Yes

[cosmic burrow]

i dont

brb

[misty trench]

da dream

[somber stream]

You go batshit insane if you're alone for too long btw

Lost a few screws during covid haha

[cosmic burrow]

my airsoft ak was too powerful in stock to play on the field i gone to

[ripe tangle]

I actually do better in isolation tbh.

[misty trench]

showing up to airsoft with the tommy glock

[cosmic burrow]

look at vet chat

me newest beauty