general-chat

[regal jasper]

rice pudding

[green vector]

Do they even have food in brazil

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[regal jasper]

more than you think

[sleek harness]

It's good

[regal jasper]

more than africa at least

[little marten]

Dudes never eaten pasta

[sleek harness]

More than Australians

[hazy kestrel]

They clearly don’t have rice pudding in Brazil

[regal jasper]

we have rice pudding

thats why I hate it 😭

[green vector]

LMAOOOO

[sleek harness]

Though I would like to try cooked kangaroo

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[regal jasper]

they give that has a lunch at school

[hazy kestrel]

Just enjoy it more smh

[regal jasper]

nah

[sleek harness]

Yes I did

[hazy kestrel]

Just put cinnamon

[sleek harness]

I didn't liked it

[green vector]

Same in uk

[little marten]

Prove it

[fallen tree]

kangaroo is mid

[hazy kestrel]

A lot of cinnamon in the rice pudding

[regal jasper]

[sleek harness]

How

[green vector]

I don't like it either

[sleek harness]

You want me to show you a package of noddles which I have for 1 yeah?

Year

Yeah

Year

Yeah

[green vector]

I had cinnamon for the first time the other week

Cinnamon bun it was fucking bussin

[little marten]

lol wat

[green vector]

[sleek harness]

Undertale reference

[green vector]

Never played that dogass game and never will

[sleek harness]

Ok

[regal jasper]

I never eat cinnamon

[sleek harness]

Nobody is forcing you to do anything

[regal jasper]

its like a cake or something?

[green vector]

No it's spice

Is it

[hazy kestrel]

The spice must flow!

[regal jasper]

SPICE?

[green vector]

Is cinnamon spice?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[regal jasper]

stop kidding

[green vector]

Yeah I thought so

[regal jasper]

im not that stupid

[green vector]

It's nice

[hazy kestrel]

Press “X” to doubt.

[little marten]

how have u never had cinnamon

are you a bubble boy

[regal jasper]

X

[green vector]

No I'm a council estate single drug addict mother boy

Didn't have nice shit

Ever

[little marten]

you should write grime

[green vector]

I would if I wasn't dumb

[little marten]

Listen.. listen...

turn my headphones up yeah?

[green vector]

Manny on the map

[little marten]

0161

facing time was actually such a banger

[regal jasper]

[little violet]

Sup peeps

[sleek harness]

Heorthu what do think about a space xeno religious empire which revives corpses from the dead just to kill them for their gods

And then revive them again

[regal jasper]

[little violet]

What we debating about today?

[sleek harness]

Nothing

[green vector]

They need eradicating

Disgusting aliens

[sleek harness]

Okay cool

I am playing as them in Stellaris

[little violet]

[little marten]

estate kid dizzy thinking id never make it
strapped with the zombie my life you'll never take it
pushing packs making peas
urban jungle catching that snow disease

CHARLIE RUN THAT BACK

[lost bone]

How do i do that they're designed in a way that's so complex 😭

[green vector]

Charlie if you press that bomb button one more fucking time

[little marten]

WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAH

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

[sleek harness]

Is there a bug report section?

[green vector]

Fucking big charlie

[whole glade]

i’m here

[green vector]

Chad

[little marten]

charlies always rewinding on the most subpar bars lmao

[little violet]

Its under feedback irc

or it is feedback rather :v

[lost bone]

There is but idk how to post stuff there's no option to post my problems :'(

[green vector]

When he interrupted wretch 32s bars I wanted to fuckin beat his ass

[sleek harness]

That's why I don't use the forums and instead the website

Though I think someone can help you with that

@misty trench

You were the only friendliest warden online

Help this newcomer

[lost bone]

Im not new lol just been on and off the game

[whole glade]

I scrubbed my old Inner Circle comps of paint NOW I HAVE A FULL 6 MAN SQUAD!!!!

yippe

[sleek harness]

Newcomer to the server I mean

You joined 6 days ago

[lost bone]

Is he like a support person i don't wanna be a bother

[sleek harness]

He's a mod

Good mod

I think he knows about forums things

And bugs

Or I don't know

[whole glade]

Skaven.

[lost bone]

My old account got hacked this is my second one lol

[whole glade]

Skaven.

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[sleek harness]

Oh

[whole glade]

Guess what

[formal mortar]

Chicken butt

[whole glade]

FUCK YOU SID

THAT WAS MY MOMENT

[patent grove]

And now it's over

[whole glade]

Joever*

[whole glade]

we are a joever household.

[sleek harness]

Too slow

[whole glade]

How about you show your goddamn armies!!!

[patent grove]

https://tenor.com/view/state-farm-gotta-be-quicker-than-that-almost-had-it-gif-13263172252295108925

[whole glade]

Ha

[sleek harness]

What does this have to do with armies

[whole glade]

idk i’m pissed and i wanna be nice >:[[[

[lost bone]

Well im pretty sure my dm's are open so if you get a hold of him tell him to dm me things to try to fix my issue if that's ok with you

[ancient tinsel]

Mmmm, spicy salami on pizza

[patent grove]

With mayo

[whole glade]

Bell peppers and cupped pepperoni is ball

[sleek harness]

Alright

[ancient tinsel]

I kinda hate that I finished all hive scum penances but the last three that simply require me to play .. 46 more missions as hive scum

Sigh

[devout stirrup]

[patent grove]

I used to go to a dominoes that had goat cheese pizza

[timber elk]

P…please staawwwp. My inkkkk!!!! ;< cries as he tries to keep writing the swears down

Loose cannon: so than I karked your fragging mother

[potent sage]

true!

[timber elk]

Authoritian: nuuuuu sniffs as he suddenly runs out of ink

Loose cannon: I also fucked one of your squad mates too. in a low whisper

Authoritian: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! spazzs on the floor

Fatalist: …..

[misty trench]

you're having trouble posting on the forums?

[languid hazel]

-# hi Aquila!!!

[timber elk]

Hi stinky

[languid hazel]

-# Hi Lamball!

[timber elk]

Stop talking in a whisper.

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST OUT!!!!!!!🗣️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[nocturne pewter]

AAHHHHHHH

[timber elk]

Gotta go

HI LAMBALLLLLLLL!!!!!!🗣️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[misty trench]

@lost bone an alternative (assuming I can't solve your issue with this) is to submit a ticket through https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/requests/new

[misty trench]

hi Leanna!

[timber elk]

……MOOOOOOODS!!!!

HE SAID HER NAME WRONG🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[misty trench]

mods have reviewed this and decided there has been no wrongdoing

[potent sage]

hi aquila

[formal mortar]

They're like arbitrators

[misty trench]

sup Abby

[carmine steppe]

This gives big "the sheriff department has investigated itself and found no wrong doing" energy

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Aquila

[carmine steppe]

Not that I know literally anything that's going on

[formal mortar]

Sometimes I know things, sometimes I don't But I do know that this tamarind jarrito tastes good

[little marten]

MODERATION IS CORRUPTED

[hazy kestrel]

Have you heard of the Smug Jug?

I see it even now whenever I look at the Jarritos logo

[formal mortar]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Would you like a cognitohazard?

All must know of the smug jug

[carmine steppe]

Its the jug that when you drink from it you become smug

Next

[timber elk]

I’m a cognitoharzard warps your perception of me into a marketable plushie

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[little marten]

Dont spend too long listening to the rustling of the leaves, or the groaning of hallowed branches in the twilight wind. It is coming. You have little time. Run.

[limber zealot]

Seeing some familiar faces in the chat today

No rat tho

[thick coyote]

Gsthejkanbg

I mean

Hoo

[little marten]

Don’t worry he’s here

[thick coyote]

Good

[little marten]

Scurrying around

[limber zealot]

I'm sure he is

[misty trench]

we have checked the validity of this assertion and decided they are totally not related

[formal mortar]

Sure, sorry was in a game

[limber zealot]

Yeah real

I'm doing pretty good

[timber elk]

We just lost personman

[hazy kestrel]

I sent ya the smug jug already

[limber zealot]

Some minis I ordered get here tomorrow

[timber elk]

He was consumed by the smug jar

[misty trench]

sup personman

[limber zealot]

Then on Monday the Godzilla merch I bought a month ago gets delivered

So I'm hyped

[timber elk]

THATS NOT PERSONMAN

[hazy kestrel]

Aquila, what are your thoughts on the Smug Jug?

[timber elk]

THATS SMUG JAR

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/corruption-is-not-bad-meme-meme-corruption-is-only-bad-if-im-not-involved-corruption-meme-dictator-meme-gif-14538211130605834739

[timber elk]

AQUILA GET AWAY FROM HIM

[misty trench]

idk anything about the smug jug

my loyalties are to the pot of greed

[hazy kestrel]

Would you like to?

[misty trench]

do I want to?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[misty trench]

aight

[jaunty path]

Smug jug

[hazy kestrel]

I cry

Dm did not work :(

No smug jug cognitohazard for Aquila

It’s so over

[twin flower]

jug smug?

[formal mortar]

Time to pull out the rocks

[timber elk]

Personman is corrupted by a anonymous entity called smug jar

He’s been sending everyone a gif of it

[hazy kestrel]

Oh wait, I can just send it in zealot chat

[timber elk]

Luckily it doesn’t affect me since I work with SCPs on a day to day basis

[twin flower]

Do I wanna know?

[timber elk]

OH FUCK STOP HIM

NO NO NO

[formal mortar]

Do it

Never listen to lamb

[timber elk]

GET AQUILA MAC

[twin flower]

Uhhh

[timber elk]

TELL AQUILA TO STOP HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[twin flower]

I take my leave whoosh

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOO

MAC YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[formal mortar]

That's why he's doing the thing

Because he's chosen

[timber elk]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE JAR NOT LEAVE

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I think I’ve been corrupted by the Smug Jug

[timber elk]

I think by my scientific calculations and theorical studies show……

Yes you are corrupted by it

[twin flower]

one way to start the morning

I need coffee

[hazy kestrel]

You need a Smug Coffee Cup.

[potent sage]

if i was the planetary governor of a hive city

i would be very nice to my subordinates and make the city safer and i would fix all the potholes

[twin flower]

Its not gonna keep looking at me is it

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[potent sage]

and everyone would be happy because i would have 6 hour workdays like the whigs and i would give the imperium a bunch of wooden dummies with armor on them as tithe

so nobody would have to die

and everybody would have a pony and cupcakes

and no the bureaucracy of the imperium would not clamp down on me because because uhm uhm they just wont ok

[twin flower]

No no. Youre on to something

What would be your countermeasure to xeno invasions

[potent sage]

Make Trade, Not War

i would be the most profitable trade baron of all time

[twin flower]

Also a big man clad in armor is calling himself the emperors angels and wants my child for some sort of recruitment

[potent sage]

i would say no to him and he would go away

[restive walrus]

My ass thought that if you beat a havok rank higher than your own you boosted to that

I was hoodwinked

[thick coyote]

You're too late for that

[south valve]

You’ve been hoodwinked, baby

[thick coyote]

Lol

.

[restive walrus]

Wool over my eyes

[hazy kestrel]

It used to be like that

During 1.0 Havoc

[restive walrus]

Those havok 37 players took advantage of my tiny level 10 self

[ripe tusk]

well, your clearance rank does indeed match the highest you have done, so there's that

[restive walrus]

I want to SUE

[thick coyote]

Then it became this

[hazy kestrel]

Then Malnourished Tuna made a crappy decision, again.

[restive walrus]

I SHOULD SUE

[restive walrus]

That’s fair

They took advantage of me

Never trusting havok again…

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah. I played a lot of low level havocs and got the armor in the first week. Unemployment goes brrrr.

But now I’m employed

And this grind for Expeditions is taking forever

[nocturne bloom]

Im employed and got it first week

[hazy kestrel]

Only 80k more to go

Then I’ll be free

Salvage trading stinks

:(

[tired inlet]

🎶 CODEY LARAE
HE HAD A BREAK
***HE'S FINDING OUT...***🎶

[jaunty path]

80 more hours

2 more weeks

[hazy kestrel]

Lol, lmao even

[nocturne bloom]

Your math ain't mathin

[hazy kestrel]

That’s assuming I can go 1000 salvage an hour

Impossible

[tired inlet]

I assume they're doing the 5-salvage zone one rather than the 30 minute one

[restive walrus]

Do not become addicted to plasteel my friend. Lest you suffer in its absence

[hazy kestrel]

I am

[tired inlet]

because you get two additional deadzones

[nocturne bloom]

Redbull:

[jaunty path]

Tell me you're using knife

[hazy kestrel]

Energy drinks bad

[hazy kestrel]

Read my name

[nocturne bloom]

Everything in life is bad

[hazy kestrel]

And tell me what weapon I’m using

You silly goose

[jaunty path]

WHY ARE YOU USING THUNDERHAMMER

[restive walrus]

Ironhelm

Or other in

[hazy kestrel]

There is nothing else

[restive walrus]

One

[nocturne bloom]

Because you cant

[potent sage]

i like throwing grenades in the air and pretending they're fireworks or like rocket bombs

[marsh iris]

Good morning Warhammer 40k Darktide Discord Gaming Community, it's a beautiful saturday to be a potato.

[potent sage]

especially the immolation grenades

[jaunty path]

Personman is

[hazy kestrel]

There is no tooth fairy, there is no Easter bunny, and there is no Zealot weapon besides Crucis Thunderhammer

[jaunty path]

Torturing himself

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[tired inlet]

scummer trying to rocket jump and immediately downing themselves in a gorge

[hazy kestrel]

Suffering builds character and hardens the soul.

[nocturne bloom]

Skill issue

[jaunty path]

No its flattening your brain progressively

[hazy kestrel]

No

[restive walrus]

Would y’all prefer a zealot with stuns or stick to knifes in high havok? Assume they are a great player

[hazy kestrel]

Knives

No need to fight over grenades

[jaunty path]

Stuns let you get out of bad situations

[hazy kestrel]

Let the Krak vets have them

Or the Ogrynheimer

[restive walrus]

But they regen most likely no?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[restive walrus]

Ogryn I see yeah

[nocturne bloom]

I think ive literally only ever used knives on zealot

[jaunty path]

Knives regen per special kill yeah

[restive walrus]

That havok I played stuns cause I felt unsure, I was running flamer and def missed sniping specials without them. But stuns to slow hoards and pressure was nice

I nearly walked in there with imo nades tho

Haha

[potent sage]

oh wait im dumb

[restive walrus]

No no

[potent sage]

😭

[hazy kestrel]

Outstanding move

[restive walrus]

It’s ok put the comments back

[potent sage]

shut up

[nocturne bloom]

Its a part of a tree

[restive walrus]

We won’t hurt you

[nocturne bloom]

Yw

[potent sage]

shjut up you

[hazy kestrel]

Point and laugh

[hardy wyvern]

stun grenade is good for emergencies but sometimes you're just delaying the cheesy reaper/gunner rush in every corner laying everyone down

[hardy wyvern]

as opposed to just killing them faster

[potent sage]

knives are peak

i like knives

[twin flower]

knives million

[restive walrus]

I see your point, I do see value in delaying a hoard though. Had a crusher pack piling down on us and I stunned them before they reached us.

[thick coyote]

Assuming they are great player
Throwing Knives

[restive walrus]

Mhm ok ok

[jaunty path]

@hazy kestrel do you use the new mark for bolter

New mark feels good

[hazy kestrel]

Ew no

[thick coyote]

You'll probably barely see him but the name will keep popping on the feed

[jaunty path]

Satisfying

[jaunty path]

Why no aoe enjoying

:(

[hazy kestrel]

There is only magdump

[restive walrus]

But stuns wouldn’t be considered throwing no?

[nocturne bloom]

Is Jeremy needed again

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

Please

[hazy kestrel]

Thank you :)

[nocturne bloom]

Shametide

[jaunty path]

What's bad about it

[restive walrus]

I wish imo nades were good tho

Image that

[hardy wyvern]

yeah on havoc you gotta use things for very specific situations or make a split judgment and just waste the grenade instead of just "merp game over"

[nocturne bloom]

You use it

[jaunty path]

Pukes shit on you

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[restive walrus]

That’s fair, I think I’ll go back to knifes. Letting others grab them is a great point

[nocturne bloom]

Need i remind you how many times you've talked about fecal matter in this server, Missus

[hazy kestrel]

Missus is secretly the Loathesome Dung Eater confirmed.

The Elden Ring lore finally makes sense

[restive walrus]

Missus must love the scatman

[hazy kestrel]

The what

[restive walrus]

Taking us to see the scatman

[potent sage]

my arbitrator looks like horus

[twin flower]

th is the scatman

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you please

[potent sage]

genderswapped horus

[twin flower]

HERESSYY

[potent sage]

with the fur cloak and the evil maul and everything

she's ugly af she looks like a piranha

she's got that evil nazi skull makeup and her jaw is so misshapen

[jaunty path]

Scat is a song genre you know

[hazy kestrel]

I know

[twin flower]

is it for shit songs?

[hazy kestrel]

Just like Swing

[nocturne bloom]

Arb players when they remember that their character looks exactly like every other Arb player

[jaunty path]

I love scat!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

And Doo Wop

[limber zealot]

No that's called ska

[nocturne bloom]

We know

[limber zealot]

Or pop punk

[restive walrus]

Sounds like a wonderful women

[potent sage]

my arbitrator looks very different

[restive walrus]

Show us then

Stick boy

Girl?

[potent sage]

she's actually a pessimistic asshole

[restive walrus]

Stick thing.

Sticker

[limber zealot]

My arb is just bald as fuck iirc

I tried to make him look eastern European

[restive walrus]

Oh what personality?

[limber zealot]

Cause when I think of a cruel and authoritarian person I think of someone from Eastern Europe

[thick coyote]

Ah yes

Is he bald or european

[potent sage]

femfatalist

[restive walrus]

Hehehe

[limber zealot]

Actually now that I think about it more I'm pretty sure he's balding

Not fully bald

[restive walrus]

Good song

[limber zealot]

I haven't seen him without the helmet since I made him

[acoustic pebble]

Ayo???

[nocturne bloom]

Youre acting like this is new?

[thick coyote]

True

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep I think

[twin flower]

To the Pillows with you

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight freaks (Compliment)

[limber zealot]

I was kinda getting to that point but I feel like if I lay down I'll just wake up at like 1AM

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t get too freaky you hear?

[limber zealot]

Cause I already took a nap in the afternoon

[restive walrus]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

I bid you adieu

[limber zealot]

Seeya

[nocturne bloom]

Impossible

[limber zealot]

I'm chronically sleepy

[nocturne bloom]

Bad news guys. Im here

[twin flower]

send a spicy sticker

do it you wont

[twin flower]

das.. das a dawg

[twin flower]

sniffs hell yeah

[hazy kestrel]

It hasn’t even been a minute since I left

Sheesh

[limber zealot]

I think everyone who posts about armpits is a liar and a fake demon who is trying to act like a freak

[acoustic pebble]

Didn't know Missus was into that sort of thing

[hazy kestrel]

Y’all are really freaky

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not

[twin flower]

normals overrated

[acoustic pebble]

I'm an innocent Hawaiian migrant

Anyway I'm gonna Scum my Hive

[limber zealot]

I just don't buy it

There are definitely people who are fr about that shit

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight for real this time, you silly geese. :)

[restive walrus]

Yeah too many larpers

[limber zealot]

I just don't think it's the people who talk about it all the time

Real freaks move in silence

[nocturne bloom]

I own a pc so its obviously true

[formal mortar]

Wesker likes armpits

[candid stratus]

So apparently here in australia theres been a lot of talk about how so many australians are addicted to gambling that it might as well be our national sport

But id bet my last dollar that ita not true

[restive walrus]

BOOO

bad joke booo

[somber stream]

I think it's decent

typo though

Kill.

Also i'm pretty sure pits are well regarded behind closed door by everyone

[potent sage]

what would new hive scum or arbitrator cosmetics even look like

[potent sage]

i heard you mfs are the gambling capital in the world and i heard theres a giant laundering money scene regarding unregulated casinos in new south wales alone

[languid hazel]

-# should dogs be trained?

[potent sage]

no

let them roam in the wild with rabies or something like pox hounds

[ancient violet]

Most sane Australian conspiracy

I need to ask, how does it feel to have the largest CIA base in the world in the center of your country?

[potent sage]

LOL i've heard about that

[ancient violet]

The CIA literally couped the prime minister to get it there

[potent sage]

yeah the CIA literally was involved in the regime change of a popular liberal prime minister in order to plant a satellite base there

[ancient violet]

Least cutthroat CIA plan

Australians also took the fall on the human rights abuses in Iraq

Volunteers did demonic shit

[potent sage]

thank you ben robert-smith! our very righteous war hero who totally did not take a picture of himself drinking alcohol out of the stolen prosthetic leg of an afghani prisoner before pushing him off a cliff!

[little marten]

I love armpits

[fallen tree]

yeah the prosthetic leg thing is wild

[twin flower]

-# my doggos arent

[languid hazel]

-# ||you underestimate my freak :3||

[ancient violet]

Shut up trans shark icon 🦈

Whales are in the lobby

[restive walrus]

Fellow Aussie here. disappointing and unnerving.

Kinda

[ancient violet]

If you are disappointed, then stop blaming the aboriginals and China

[restive walrus]

But I don’t blame them in the first place 😭

[ancient violet]

Get the US to stop fucking y'all in the ass

[restive walrus]

I’d vote for it if I could

[somber stream]

Pits

🕳️

[little marten]

Thrust into one

Inhale the aroma

[languid hazel]

I’d vote for the US to stop fucking over other countries :3
unfortunately I can’t :c

[twin flower]

overthrow the government

[limber zealot]

Okay but have you walked the walk or just talked the talk?

[languid hazel]

-# You have no idea how much I want to

[twin flower]

-# fair nuff

[little marten]

Talked the talk 😔

[limber zealot]

Exactly my point

Listen man I'm not saying I don't get the appeal

Cause I can understand it

[restive walrus]

This armpit craze is full of larpers. It’s just like feet people

[limber zealot]

Exactly

[little marten]

I’ll be honest

[limber zealot]

But I do kinda like feet if I'm being real

[little marten]

I was just responding to the first message I read

[twin flower]

I.. I think y'all are diggign too much into it

[little marten]

wtf is this about armpits

[twin flower]

it was just one sticker lmao

[restive walrus]

It’s the new frontier

[limber zealot]

People have been losing their minds recently about having armpit fetishes

But they're all full of it

[little marten]

Are people uh… banging armpits?

[limber zealot]

No they're larping as people who bang armpits

[twin flower]

Lamia just posted something lmao

[restive walrus]

And I say I like ears and people loose their minds

[limber zealot]

None of them have that dog in them

[somber stream]

Only the insane openly admit their fetishes online

[twin flower]

and then it triggered.. this

[little marten]

Gosh remember when people used to die their hair blue for attention

[somber stream]

There are lies, but then there's truth to lies

[limber zealot]

Or a larper who is trying to look insane

And it's pretty obvious which is which

[little marten]

Now you have to pretend to find armpits hot

[limber zealot]

Right

[restive walrus]

I’ve yet to find a women who likes men’s feet

I will continue the search

[limber zealot]

Exactly!

[little marten]

My feet are not for women they’re for cultivating the perfect big toe nail

[restive walrus]

They gotta be out there

[limber zealot]

A comedian I like pointed that out and I was like "holy fuck they're right I never thought about it"

[ripe tangle]

who the fuck likes feet?!

[somber stream]

Feets are more refined in a woman's form

[limber zealot]

Dude whoever they are is like genuinely a FREAK

[somber stream]

There are curves

[little marten]

Most people’s feet are low-key ugly

[somber stream]

Art to be have

[little marten]

Not mine tho

[restive walrus]

Brother nah no way

[somber stream]

Same

[blazing ibex]

we're asking very dangerous questions here

[fallen tree]

yeah feet are expressive, i like them artistically

[restive walrus]

If we cut the hair off mine and lit it

You wouldn’t be able to tell

[little marten]

I could probably model sandals but you know the modelling game is a slippery slope

[limber zealot]

More people than you think

They're just too cowardly to say it

[ripe tangle]

what if you met someone and they didn’t have normal hunan feet, what if they had HOOVES

[restive walrus]

But we are on the search to find a women who like men’s feet

[twin flower]

hawt

[restive walrus]

Cause they are precious little which is crazy

[little marten]

I put a toe in my mouth once and it tasted like a toe and was very unappealing

[somber stream]

The shit

[limber zealot]

I wish I could send a gif of a guy jumping for joy

[restive walrus]

Use them for those ASMR hoof channels

You know what I’m on about

[fallen tree]

someone elses toe, or your own?

[restive walrus]

The one with the cows

[little marten]

Not my own no

[ripe tangle]

You people are gross…

[little marten]

They’d be delicious I’d imagine

[ancient violet]

Can we make an onlyfans for Ogryn claspers?

[restive walrus]

He’s giving them a makeover

It’s actually cool to watch

[little marten]

I -had- to know

Now I do

[somber stream]

Salty

[limber zealot]

I like to see it as a more awakened state

[little marten]

Lmao

[limber zealot]

You aren't ready to hear my opinions on harpies

[little marten]

It was not salty tbf

[languid hazel]

-# ||it’s how i cope with being worthless :3||

[surreal onyx]

The hooves? I thought he just cleans them (shaves the hoof down, sterilizes, etc.).

[ripe tangle]

but harpies are actually hot though

[blazing ibex]

stop that

[restive walrus]

Yeah!

[limber zealot]

Oh and a cloven hoofed woman isn't?

Fucking Christ

[little marten]

I fucking hate harpies literally swerve me with that shit

[limber zealot]

Alright man we have beef

[restive walrus]

It’s kind sooetbing to watch as long as the cows not in pain from something in the hoof

Poor things

[limber zealot]

Top 3 monster girls rn

[restive walrus]

EVERYONE

[limber zealot]

List em bro

[restive walrus]

IVE HAD AN IDEA

[somber stream]

You don't spice your dish? How very British of you

[limber zealot]

We gotta settle this

[restive walrus]

Listen

[little marten]

1. slimes
2. spiders
3. harpies

[ripe tangle]

bold coming from a German

[restive walrus]

What is the reason no women like men’s feet. Is because they go for men’s hands

Think about it

[surreal onyx]

Dragon quest slimes or normal ones?

[restive walrus]

They have the inverse

[somber stream]

Screw you I cook DAILY

[blazing ibex]

Slimes. Not lamia. This is so sad.

[little marten]

I’m not sure

[limber zealot]

How are harpies in your top 3 if you hate them

[twin flower]

I shouldn't have asked Lamia about the spicy thing

[ripe tangle]

I do too and I overspice my food c:

[languid hazel]

-# ||but I don’t wanna… ;-;||

[surreal onyx]

Hmmm.

[little marten]

It’s a top 3 hated creatures

[restive walrus]

Why are women in veins in arms and hand s

The internet tell me

[limber zealot]

No that's not what I was talking about bro

[little marten]

In media

[somber stream]

3 kilograms of chillies isn't spicing your food Lucia

[ripe tangle]

What?

[limber zealot]

Nevermind man

[restive walrus]

Because they don’t like feet

So they have the inverse

[little marten]

Gosh sorry blonde moment hehe

[ripe tangle]

at that point you’re just eating a pile of chilis

[little marten]

😂

[fallen tree]

top monster/creature is obviously the skeleton

[limber zealot]

Dragons gotta be top 3 coolest monsters

[tight pine]

Just use something like the ghost pepper, that’s spicy

[restive walrus]

A lot of women find men’s hands and forearms attractive. Specially the veins

[somber stream]

#ogryn-class message
Made this for dinner yesterday

[ripe tangle]

how does one sex a skeleton?

[twin flower]

you bone it

[fallen tree]

bones

[ancient violet]

BONE
er

[twin flower]

come on keep up

[restive walrus]

Hit the funny bone?

[limber zealot]

Well I think we're past monster fucking now

[ripe tangle]

Haha

[little marten]

1. Goblin
2. Orc
3. Skeleton

[ancient violet]

GET IT???

Because

[restive walrus]

Skeleton?

[ancient violet]

BONE

[restive walrus]

Explain it

[ancient violet]

Like the 🦴

[restive walrus]

Nah nurgle explains it

[limber zealot]

Orc over dragon is crazy

[fallen tree]

id swap skeleton and goblin but ur right

[twin flower]

Are you actually laughing or..

[somber stream]

Sometimes it's about the amount, not the intensity that people seek

[ancient violet]

[limber zealot]

Orc is just a goblin but big

[restive walrus]

Nurgle explain it

[limber zealot]

You basically just have goblin twice

[little marten]

DRAGONS ARE OVERSATURATED

[limber zealot]

Okay but they're fucking classic bro

[restive walrus]

So you go skeletons?????

[ripe tangle]

why do I feel like Goblins would be really gross and vulgar about sex and Orcs would just do what they want without your consent?

[limber zealot]

Yeah right?

Tf

[little marten]

Respect to the classics but I’m a future man

[tight pine]

True, daemon engines should be used more in literature instead of puny dragons

[limber zealot]

Okay fine what about top 3 like big boss kinda monsters

Your high level shit like dragons

[restive walrus]

Oh wait was the list for sex

[little marten]

Ok

[restive walrus]

Why are you ducking skeletons

[ripe tangle]

what about Kobolds?

[somber stream]

You act like you wouldn't bang a dragon girl should she appear at your doorstep

[restive walrus]

Nurgle answer me

[limber zealot]

Okay no wait

I'm not talking about monster girl fucking anymore

[restive walrus]

Oh ok

[limber zealot]

Now I'm just talking about fantasy creatures

[little marten]

Oh sorry

[restive walrus]

OHHH

[little marten]

Wait I’ve fucked up my @

[tight pine]

Forge fiend is totally a fantasy monster

[little marten]

What u wanna know brother

[restive walrus]

Why did you have Skelton on your list

I wanna know the reasoning

/REAL even

[ripe tangle]

I have a thought, if someone was truly celibate by way of Buddhist Enlightenment, would they be immune to a demon like a Succubus or an Incubus? Considering both feed on desire and Enlightenment is to free yourself from desire

[little marten]

Cause I say “skellingtonnss” irl and it makes me giggle when I do it

[fallen tree]

i feel like skeletons make you face your own mortality better than any monster

thats why i like them

[restive walrus]

Perhaps it’d be like encountering a blank in 40K

[fallen tree]

but i am a skeleton so

[ripe tangle]

I imagine it would probably be like that yeah, to the Demon they just see a hole in reality they themselves would want to avoid…

[little marten]

Top 3 big boss level

1. Demon
2. Eldritch horror
3. Dark knight mfer

[tight pine]

How big is the demon?

[little marten]

I prefer like reasonably humanoid sized things

[restive walrus]

I’m a big fan of a good puppet boss.

Something being controled and has many arms

[tight pine]

So a bloodletter then

[little marten]

Lies of p style?

[ripe tangle]

is the UK secretly a demon?

[restive walrus]

Yeah kinda!

[little marten]

Bloodletters are my favourite demons in 40k

[fallen tree]

puppet ganon is sick ngl

[little marten]

Not a secret

[restive walrus]

I also think of the water temple boss in skyward sword

[tight pine]

Yes

[restive walrus]

If you even played peak

Anyone play skyward sword here?

[fallen tree]

thats one of the few i havent played

[restive walrus]

I hate you

LEAVE

[fallen tree]

windwaker is the best

[little marten]

My dream job is an excorcist

[fallen tree]

hands down

[little marten]

Am I allowed to say that here?

[tight pine]

Nah, I ate a large bowl of motor oil

[little marten]

Probably not nvm

[restive walrus]

I won’t shit on it but never played it

Skyward sword is my Roman Empire

[fallen tree]

i mean SS looks cool, i like the zelda design

[restive walrus]

Next to sprit tracks is one of the games with the best link Zelda chemistry

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never played Skyward Sword…

maybe I should

[tight pine]

Or shouldn’t

[restive walrus]

Man maybe I’m the weirdo for playing it

At this point

[fallen tree]

twilght princess? midna my beloved

[ripe tangle]

I played Twilight Princess a long time ago

[tight pine]

Uhh yep, name checks out

[ripe tangle]

I liked it

[little marten]

So weird that’s your called Zelda but it’s a guy character

[ripe tangle]

NG, I’m going to slap you

[little marten]

😈

I had to try

[restive walrus]

It what he wants you fool..

[ripe tangle]

why would he want that?

[restive walrus]

I dunno, just look at em

[ripe tangle]

fine, what about… uhhhhh

[tight pine]

Who is he?

[ripe tangle]

punching?

[ripe tangle]

NG

[restive walrus]

I’d allow it

[little marten]

What a bout a nice gentle pat on the head

[limber zealot]

Dragon
Vampire or Lich (they're kinda similar so they're taking 1 spot)
Some form of Eldritch horror

[restive walrus]

Shut up before we KISS you

[ripe tangle]

since when were you the Captain of this ship?!

[tight pine]

Oh

[restive walrus]

A good vampire/lich is pea

[little marten]

Lich is BIGGG

[restive walrus]

Peak

[restive walrus]

Lich is a good call

As a boss oc

[limber zealot]

I think Giants are an honorable mention for sure

[fallen tree]

urge to play HoMM, rising..

[restive walrus]

Homm?

[fallen tree]

heroes of might and magic

[ripe tangle]

if a strong enough Necromancer used their power on a Lich, would the Lich just become a weird emaciated (probably naked) human?

[restive walrus]

That’s the immersive sim right?

[fallen tree]

might and magic is the first person rpg, heroes is the turn based strategy

[little marten]

Would the lich be supplied flesh or would it have to bring its own

[limber zealot]

Y'all think a gryphon would count as a boss monster or just a regular monster?

[ripe tangle]

now you’re asking the real questions

[limber zealot]

Always likes them

[restive walrus]

Dark messia?

[restive walrus]

Dragon dogma

[fallen tree]

mid monster, maybe closer to boss?

[ripe tangle]

Would you eat a Monster?

[restive walrus]

Made them bosses for me

[fallen tree]

nah thats something else i believe

[ripe tangle]

COULD you eat a monster?

[restive walrus]

Dragons dogma made so many cool bosses bruh…

[limber zealot]

I think they made an anime about this

[restive walrus]

So peak…

[little marten]

I would go to town on a goblin

[tight pine]

I know a tyranid…

[ripe tangle]

like, could you eat the flesh of a Drake for example?

would it taste like shit?

[restive walrus]

If they hadn’t eaten a person in a whole

While*

[little marten]

If it’s more intelligent than a pig, no

[limber zealot]

The fact your first consideration was something humanoid is a little concerning

[ripe tangle]

so are Goblins okay?

[languid hazel]

-# buh…

[restive walrus]

NG watch out that’s how you get hobgolins

[limber zealot]

Depends on the goblin

[jaunty path]

Hi felinid

[restive walrus]

And those weird human goblin hybrids

Disgusting little creature

[ripe tangle]

I imagine Goblins tasting rancid and gamey

[limber zealot]

Plenty of goblins can speak

[little marten]

You’re right

I couldn’t

[restive walrus]

40k made eating them a little more easier for me. Since they are mushrooms

That feels more edible somehow

[ripe tangle]

mushroom mushroom!

[tight pine]

Corpse starch ngl looks tasty…

[somber stream]

Orks flesh are poisonous and is inedible

[little marten]

Imagine living in a little poo hole with your cute goblin wife and everyday she trundles back home from the mud fields jingling her little bag of trinkets and you sit together in the mouth of poo hole, warmed by a dung fire whilst scrubbing gunk off various bits of scrap metal together

[limber zealot]

I wonder how much dragon meat would cost

That shit is probably delicious

[tight pine]

80 bucks or something

[copper olive]

Unless you're a space wolf apparently

[limber zealot]

Shit I'd pay that for sure

[languid hazel]

Hi missus!!!

[somber stream]

Those freaks aren’t human

[restive walrus]

I swear making tweets auto translate has only strengthened the monster fucker community. I’ve found multiple Japanese accounts who’s sole thing is writing out short form scenarios about it

[little marten]

I was gonna get some space wolfes tomorrow lol

[tight pine]

Duh, their space marines

[copper olive]

Space marines?

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[copper olive]

Or the space wolves specifically

[ripe tangle]

*they’re

[tight pine]

*There

[little marten]

Yeah I don’t think I want to paint sister of battle anymore

[copper olive]

If you wanted to practice semantics you could argue they're speaking of the space marines of the space wolf chapter

[limber zealot]

Lucia do you have a SoB army?

[copper olive]

So "their" would refer to either Russes wolves

[limber zealot]

Gonna be disillusioned if you don't

[ripe tangle]

technically yes

[limber zealot]

Wdym technically

[copper olive]

But that would also be grammatically incorrect

[ripe tangle]

because I haven’t played tabletop in like 6 years

[little marten]

Send me ur SoBs so I don’t have to paint them anymore x

[limber zealot]

Yeah okay that still counts

[ripe tangle]

so the models are outdated and everything is incomplete by current standards

[limber zealot]

I was just curious

[limber zealot]

How old are the models?

[ripe tangle]

Early 2010s

[limber zealot]

Cause I don't think SoB have changed much since their line got revamped

Ah yeah

[ripe tangle]

I’m talking like… 2013 or 2014

[limber zealot]

I bought a box with 10 battle sisters but I still haven't painted them

[little marten]

Good year

I went to uni that year

[potent sage]

asoidfgi[dfio[j

eijoijadfgiojaf

[iojoafpiojdfpoki'j

[little marten]

I’m back now tho

[ripe tangle]

abby having a stroke

[fiery wave]

Uhhh... This is pretty old considering if you can search up pixiv with 0 filters.

[languid hazel]

-# I wish I could have gone to Uni

[restive walrus]

I’m a scrub on the monster community knowledge it seems

[restive walrus]

Hehe ini

Or an outie

[tight pine]

What the

[somber stream]

Pol

[limber zealot]

I went to 2nd grade

[somber stream]

First thing, of course

[fiery wave]

Though tbf, I only know spidergirls.

[potent sage]

Thammer is so

dislikable....

[little marten]

What’s that in U.K. terms

[limber zealot]

I'm gonna paint them like they're Alpha Legion whenever I get around to it

[languid hazel]

-# chat is it wrong that i want to ||rest and not be a person for a few hours?||

[potent sage]

Crusher is very agreeable

[limber zealot]

I was 7 years old in 2013

Well for most of it

[little marten]

How old does they make you now

[potent sage]

yeah thats okay

[limber zealot]

I'm 20

[potent sage]

as long as it doesnt become an everyday thing

[little marten]

Happy birthday

[limber zealot]

Thanks

[restive walrus]

I gotta increase my knowledge

[languid hazel]

-# being a person is hard ;-;

[restive walrus]

Theresa whole world out there!

[limber zealot]

I was 8 for the last month tho

[jaunty path]

Usually a sign of a lot of stress

[little marten]

Actually lemme take a pic of my recent sob

[fiery wave]

Yeah, and then write them yourself about being mounted by said drider.

[restive walrus]

Stop sobbing

[limber zealot]

Unfortunately we just gotta lock in and be a person sometimes

[restive walrus]

Coaches don’t play

Or whatever

[tight pine]

then don’t make it hard… have fun

[languid hazel]

-# story of my life right there…

[limber zealot]

Trying to run from it just makes it worse

[restive walrus]

I’ll always remember NG writing some arbities x dog thing and posting it here

That was a day

[limber zealot]

Much as it sucks

[little marten]

Sadly forbidden

What tales we could have told 😔

[restive walrus]

Dude gotta ask was it just a straight up dog

[languid hazel]

-# nah… i’m gonna buy myself a muzzle and get really stoned one day and just lay in bed disassociating…

[little marten]

Slightly augmented I guess

[restive walrus]

Bro wrote crazy

[limber zealot]

Yeah that's like the worst thing you could possibly do if you want to improve at all

[restive walrus]

Searching “Her tail waged” leads back to you so quickly

[tight pine]

Wish I could replace my limbs with metal mechanical replacements, would stop the constant pain

[languid hazel]

-# but I don’t wanna improve. I wanna become worse

[limber zealot]

Well then you're on a good track I suppose

[fiery wave]

And then ghost pains.

[limber zealot]

But that's a little pathetic and self centered if we're being #real here

[languid hazel]

-# ||im just so tired||

[tight pine]

Sleep

[restive walrus]

Chat would you rather increase up your meat size by 6x or by 0.5x

Too soon?

My bad

[tight pine]

What the is this question

[languid hazel]

-# that won’t make me any less tired

[restive walrus]

It’s one of the best ones devised

[little marten]

I think some self pity is healthy and valid

[restive walrus]

You can infer so much on the answer

[languid hazel]

-# this isn’t self pity this is a cry for help 😭

[little marten]

Only you can weave the tapestry of your life and without dark threads the light can’t shine through

[tight pine]

Therapy

[languid hazel]

-# Won’t help. My state has terrible therapists

[little marten]

Therapy is a good shout or if you wait about 6/7 hours we’ll host the routinely Darktide discord therapy session

[languid hazel]

-# haven’t found a single good one yet

[delicate vapor]

That sleep was not pretty

Woke up drenched in sweat

[tight pine]

Damn Air conditioning

[restive walrus]

Wait we do that here?

[little marten]

Yeah it’s pretty fun

[restive walrus]

Is it WHILE playing dt

Or just in vc

[little marten]

In a bleak oversharing with strangers on the internet kinda way

In general chat lol

[languid hazel]

-# ||sorry||

[limber zealot]

Other people can't do the work for you

[tight pine]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!

[limber zealot]

If you want help you have to start by helping yourself

[languid hazel]

-# phrog you have no idea…

[twin dirge]

6 x 0 is still 0

[limber zealot]

That's how it works for pretty much everyone

[limber zealot]

Alright I have time to kill

Give me an idea

[tight pine]

Sorry I didn’t know what has gotten into my programming

[twin dirge]

Woe, idea upon ye

[nocturne bloom]

what work needs doing

[languid hazel]

-# i really do ‘t want to air that out right now

[somber stream]

I want ice cream

Chocolate chunks

[limber zealot]

Well then unfortunately the advice you're gonna get is that you have to work on yourself if you don't have anyone else to rely on for any sort of help

Cause that's really all I can tell you

[ripe tangle]

could you put chili powder on ice cream and fry it?

[tight pine]

Work out

Lift some weights

Jog

Dance

Are those good things to do?

[twin dirge]

Yes

[limber zealot]

Yeah those are all good things to do for sure

Any small thing helps

It doesn't have to be some major life change

If your room is dirty clean it in 5 minute bursts

No one has improved their life while living in squalor

Put on a song, clean something, and stop when it's over

[twin dirge]

take a shower

[limber zealot]

Shit like that

Start small and work your way up

[gloomy tartan]

No parking on the dance floor

[limber zealot]

Taking a shower is also pretty important yeah

[tight pine]

Elite citizen knowledge

[gloomy tartan]

Walk

[twin dirge]

Clean body, clothing, and room

Single best way to feel "better"

[limber zealot]

Improving your life really is just about starting small and working your way up as you begin to regain confidence in your ability to be a person

[gloomy tartan]

Wash your ass

[languid hazel]

-# Phrog I get what you’re saying but improving myself isn’tt going to improve my situation at all

-# I am trapped

-# End of story

[tight pine]

The hell is the situation… a bloody war zone?

[limber zealot]

Is it?

I'm assuming you're a trans person in a conservative state?

[gloomy tartan]

You could hunt agressive Florida herpes monkeys to help save humanity from planet of the apes

[languid hazel]

-# Controlling family that have screwed me out of my money and abused me for years. No driver’s license because of anxiety that my family instilled into me, no contacts who I could stay with, no job prospects because I don’t have transportation

[gloomy tartan]

Indeed

[languid hazel]

-# Need I go on?

[tight pine]

I don’t think I’m qualified for this

Phrog you handle this

[limber zealot]

Hey man there's only so much I can do

[languid hazel]

-# Sure I could just leave… but where would I go? All I have for transportation is my own two feet

[limber zealot]

Do you have a large city near you at all?

[tight pine]

Train… it exists

[limber zealot]

Ha!

Good joke

This dude must be European

[languid hazel]

-# fuck no. Family decided they wanted to get away from people so now we live in the middle of butt fuck nowhere Delaware

[limber zealot]

Fuck Delaware?

Damn

That is rough

[languid hazel]

-# and train? There isn’t a train line within ten miles

-# only railroads in Delaware are using for hauling, not commercial

[potent sage]

-# why do you speak like this

[limber zealot]

There's gotta be something you can do but honestly I don't have enough info to work with to suggest anything

Also I'm like 20 years old the fuck do I know

[languid hazel]

-# ||trauma||

-# I miss sanity and reason

[tight pine]

Bro got ancient knowledge

[limber zealot]

Since you don't have anyone IRL why don't you try to find some sort of support forum or website for people in similar situations?

Cause there has gotta be better options than the darktide official discord server

[grand sinew]

If bro is 20 and ancient, what does it mean for me when I'm turning 22 in a few months 💀

[restive walrus]

Ain’t that the wife

[grand sinew]

A fossil?

[tight pine]

Uhh… literally just a guy

[limber zealot]

I just mean I don't have any actual wisdom really

[grand sinew]

Makes sense

[limber zealot]

Cause a 20 year old doesn't know shit about the world