general-chat

[green vector]

I'll give you one of my coughing fits after rocking a mutant

[shell goblet]

i have toggle mute when i cough but my toggle button is my left control so if i ever play total war where im constantly ctrl+s'ing to save my game while im on call sometimes my sentences get chopped to shit

[stoic dune]

wait does the game lock the on-ship FPS to 60? in login my steam overlay says 200+

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[green vector]

I don't mute shir

You hear everything like a console mouth breather

[hazy kestrel]

I laugh like a gremlin when on the mic.

[languid hazel]

-# mrrp

[hazy kestrel]

Particularly during Mortis Trials during the infinite nuclear box spamming

[south valve]

Little known fact, also dope on the mic

[shell goblet]

i hate mortis trials so bad

[somber stream]

I whisper in your ears

[shell goblet]

stupid mode smh

[hazy kestrel]

They’re fun

[green vector]

Mortis is bussin with thammer and bushman

Fucking grenade spam

[hazy kestrel]

Expeditions on the other hand

Not fun

Painful, even

[tight pine]

Always get lost on those

[delicate vapor]

i have to remind myself Expeditions is in two games I play

[dire kayak]

figured out transfer sheets

put a cool cogwheel on my steeljack

[potent juniper]

quick question, are they ever gonna drop new cosmetics for hive scum or arbitrator?

[hazy kestrel]

Expeditions has made me realize something: I hate sand. It’s coarse, rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

[shell goblet]

i started having fun in expeditions by the end of the event tbh bc i started finding all the other hidden spots where you can get stuff and its probably what it feels like to be a dog being let out in the yard

like YEAH IM GONNA RUN THIS WAY NOW :DD

[green vector]

You gonna have fun with me getting then 100k scrap penance?

[dire kayak]

a thousand gritty particles of chastisement lodging themselves in untoward locations

[green vector]

Only 500 games

[tight pine]

Yesn’t

[shell goblet]

that'll only be 500 games let's get goin

[hazy kestrel]

Almost at 20k

Kill me

Please

[shell goblet]

but mortis trials ? POOP MODE

[potent juniper]

is there a reason why tho lol?

[shell goblet]

buggy

[amber portal]

Breaking bad❌ breaking lex✅

[shell goblet]

laggy the second you or your teammates get another new perk thing

[tight pine]

Idk

[green vector]

I think your pc would explode with thammer and bushman

[somber stream]

Minis

[hazy kestrel]

No, that would be because of the Ogryn throwing 50 nuclear boxes of hurt in a row.

:)

[somber stream]

Current roster for Arbites is already in the game

[shell goblet]

miserable experience for a new player who doesn't even understand their build yet like i'd probably only have a fraction more fun than i did previously in mortis trials bc i just know my builds now after 550 hours on this game

[somber stream]

Scum idfk lmao it's stupid honestly

[hollow zephyr]

sex bomb ❌ lex bomb ✅

[tight pine]

Thought you said Arby’s

[shell goblet]

it's just soooooo buggy

[hazy kestrel]

It could be better, yeah.

[somber stream]

Arbydeez

[shell goblet]

likely

[hazy kestrel]

Not as bad as expeditions though

I think I’d rather play havoc again than expeditions

[little marten]

Ok

[hazy kestrel]

And I find havoc to be a painful slog nowadays

[little marten]

I figured it out

[potent juniper]

i feel like they have Arbitrator share the same cosmetics with Veteran and have Hive Scum share cosmetics with Zealot

[amber portal]

Lex❌ sesbian lex✅

[shell goblet]

funny you should say

[tight pine]

[hollow zephyr]

expeditions ❌ lex punitions ✅

[somber stream]

All future DLC class will share the same issue

1 PAGE, I DON'T KNOW WHY

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[potent juniper]

i mean that will pretty much would help the dlc class alot more if they had more drip.

[shell goblet]

if anything i just appreciate my pc can handle expeditions so much better than mortis trials so im all that more inclined to even try grinding it

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[shell goblet]

i will NOT rest until my zealot can wear those damn cheetah print pants

[amber delta]

naked repentia drip

[hazy kestrel]

Whoever designed the scrap penance can go step barefoot on a pile of pointy Legos.

That’s just my 2 shillings.

[tawdry edge]

Boooorriiiiing

[potent juniper]

trust me they will, one day

[stuck crescent]

Yes, the krieg are

Agreed

[tight pine]

Soo… what now?

[amber delta]

now we ball

[stuck crescent]

And hate the krieg

[amber delta]

not enough room in my heart to hate krieg

[potent juniper]

umm, we fight for the DLC classes to get more drip

[somber stream]

I'm willing to pay for Page 2 of Arbites

Scum, eeehh.

[south valve]

First, we dark

then, we tide

Let's darktide!

[thick coyote]

I don't see vet arbys cosmetics
But I do see Hiver Zealot

[regal jasper]

I totally agree with u

[thick coyote]

Even though some of the premium Zealot cosmetics are someone important

And not just some street trash

[stuck crescent]

Get a heart transplant, I know a guy

[tawdry edge]

I mean the not judge others part

[stuck crescent]

No, you meant krieg

Obviously

[tight pine]

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

this is so true

[potent juniper]

i feel like there's tons of Vet cosmetics that would look great on a arbitrator. i mean i get why for a lore reason but i mean why drop a DLC class and never give them any new stuff to wear

[thick coyote]

You can always blame GW

[tawdry edge]

Kriegs are dumb but not judging people is lame

[potent juniper]

GW?

[thick coyote]

Games Workshop

[stuck crescent]

Games workshop

[green vector]

Tourist

[stuck crescent]

Ran by mr. James workshop

[tawdry edge]

It's JW, James Workshop

[south valve]

Judging you for that take 👁️ 👁️

[thick coyote]

Jaime Uorquishopi

[potent juniper]

sorry thinking like a ogryn today

[fiery wave]

Licht, next year, if I save enough stuff, willing to draw my Chaos sister if she weren't Chaos to all in on a joke?

[somber stream]

Good god

[stuck crescent]

He isn't here

[tawdry edge]

[stuck crescent]

We have our lord and saviour James

[tawdry edge]

John War, wielder of all 40,000 warhammers.

[south valve]

Who is James and which shop does he work at?

[stuck crescent]

He brought the steel legion back from the dead

[somber stream]

"Chaos sister if she weren't chaos" So a regular sister?

Sure

[tawdry edge]

Regular SoB?

[fiery wave]

Living saint, more like.

[tawdry edge]

brings is Khor Rakhull, Death of Saints

[south valve]

Good sticker

[stuck crescent]

Death korp of krieg

More like,

Mid corp of meme

OK I'm done

[dire kayak]

behaviour like this has actively made my anxiety worse

[unkempt iron]

Shit corps of grifters

'My faction is sooo unique and cool bro, they die and stuff, and shovels'

[tawdry edge]

I'm not judging you, goobs

Just chuds

[south valve]

Death krop? More like death of creativity

[tawdry edge]

You're not a chud

[stuck crescent]

Imagine being faceless test tub clone babies

[fiery wave]

She is basically a Daemon prince that looks like a Saint anyway.

[somber stream]

I plan on drawing a bunch of sisters this year anywa

[tawdry edge]

So a disgraced saint?

[tight pine]

A stinky person

[somber stream]

Saint Celestine is basically a daemon prince equivalent

[stuck crescent]

Love how GW had to magic up krieg clone technology (which would make them tech-heretics) just to justify their grimderp mortality rate

[fiery wave]

No. Ascended Chaos Sister. Slaanesh decided it was funny that way considering Tzeentch gave her wings before.

[tawdry edge]

If the Emperor's psychic essence is comparable to the chaos gods presence in the warp, Saints are daemons of the emperor

[somber stream]

Real

Though holier

[stuck crescent]

Imperial daemons are a thing

[somber stream]

Because chaos is cringe

[tawdry edge]

I'd call her The Disgraced Saint because title goes hard

[delicate vapor]

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

[somber stream]

Yuh uh

[tawdry edge]

Nuh uh

[stuck crescent]

V cringe

[tawdry edge]

Slander, lies.

[tight pine]

Da firetide was cool, until it was unmade… or was it?

[fiery wave]

Actuall, her uhh... what's the term for chapter but not... Sisters of the Fallen Saint.

Or just Fallen Saints.

[little marten]

Tertium

[tawdry edge]

I'm not that knowledgeable on SoB organization lore

[little marten]

?

Fuck sake

Not you!!!

[tawdry edge]

I think SoBs are organized in Orders?

[little marten]

When and where

[tawdry edge]

Like Order of the Martyred Lady

[green vector]

yes

[fiery wave]

And brain is half blep anyway so not all here.

[somber stream]

Thinking Sunday

[stuck crescent]

I make pasta

[little marten]

Sure thing hmu

[stuck crescent]

@south valve

[green vector]

what you mfs raiding?

[stuck crescent]

With sauce

[little marten]

The lost ark

[south valve]

HERESY

[green vector]

dogass

[south valve]

BACK, DEMON ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️ ✝️

[tawdry edge]

I think they're organized into Orders
I don't know the chaos equivalent of that so I'd just say warband or cult

[tight pine]

No… you gotta

[south valve]

So true

[somber stream]

Sunday

[tawdry edge]

Gen chat

[south valve]

Tragic

[pallid oyster]

oh well gif didnt worked

[stuck crescent]

I've said this before,

But there's a certain British stereotype about and you're not helping

[green vector]

why you raiding sunday

leave it alone

[tawdry edge]

I'm doing a commission of my fem chaos marine and I need a full body pose idea

[south valve]

I like some exotic foods

[stuck crescent]

Dead

[little marten]

I’m training in havoc

And by training

[hazy kestrel]

You mean suffering

[south valve]

then again, my standard for exotic probably isn't that

[little marten]

Did some havoc 20’s on arbiter and it was mad boring

[south valve]

good

[tawdry edge]

No the corpse on the commission is already that of an Imperial Fist loyalist on the background

[tight pine]

Running for your life?

[little marten]

Literally crutch class

[somber stream]

Real

[little marten]

Bonk bonk charge bonk bonk charge

[somber stream]

I feel dirty using it

[sleek harness]

You were playing on damnation or heresy by the way

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[little marten]

Good for rotten armour tho

[somber stream]

Mad fun in uhh, the the tube mode

[little marten]

You bitter little rodent

[somber stream]

Psykanium?

[little marten]

I think I’ve figured out some blending on my SoBs

[ripe tangle]

in my latest MSC run, I drove the tractor to pick up groceries and a new car battery... and the tractor got hit by a train and I died.

[green vector]

skaven you play console can you even run havoc games lmfao

[south valve]

Get a load in this guy

[sleek harness]

Lucia Sister

[tight pine]

Ah… self awareness

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[green vector]

bro plays havoc 3

[sleek harness]

I can actually

[ripe tangle]

I was just staring at the screen for a minute or two processing it...

because I was so close to finishing the stupid Satsuma

[stuck crescent]

I just don't like havoc, to be honest

[little marten]

But how to i preserve it when I need to drown the fucker in Mephistopheles red

[somber stream]

Did you not look before crossing

[stuck crescent]

Seems very sweaty

[ripe tangle]

at this point I don't think I'll ever finish the car since I have to start over on day 1 again

lowkey fuck this game

I need to keep playing

[green vector]

what is msc

[little marten]

What is msc

[ripe tangle]

My Summer Car

[stuck crescent]

My summer car

[green vector]

ew

[shell goblet]

can i as a really dumb question that i cant rlly be arsed to google

[little marten]

Oil is expensive not playing

[little marten]

Absolutely

[green vector]

ye

[stuck crescent]

NO

[cosmic lynx]

I'm with you. I've been playing since beta and been through all the other modes. I just don't want to stress that hard.

[shell goblet]

what,,,, what does "suppressing enemies" functionally mean in darktide

as a status effect

[little marten]

They can’t shoot back

[south valve]

You make them scared

[somber stream]

They duck

[languid hazel]

They panic and take cover

[somber stream]

Elites don't give a fuck though lol

[little marten]

It’s actually pretty based

[tight pine]

That the people above me said

[little marten]

Like ranged stagger essentially

[ripe tangle]

Licht is special

[somber stream]

😳

[ripe tangle]

ed

GOTTEM

[little marten]

🫵😂

[green vector]

got his bitch ass

[somber stream]

😔

[languid hazel]

They should make Crushers as weak and as numerous as poxwalkers but still doing the same amount of damage they do now

[stuck crescent]

Hey, what sauce should I use?

[green vector]

spunk

[tight pine]

All of it

[stuck crescent]

My ex isn't here

No

[shell goblet]

interesting okay thanks guys

isn't that also what the cleave stat does on ranged weapons ? forgive me if i'm wrong here

[fiery wave]

Or just what I did. Just a group of lost sisters left behind to die and chose survival instead. Or more, listened to whispers.

[green vector]

i dont have a fucking clue what most of the words in darktide mean

[tight pine]

Prolly how many things a bullet can go through

[green vector]

almost as if they should EXPLAIN IT IN THE FUCKING GAME

[drowsy lynx]

If you blast a heretic with a bolter and they explode, you can see the others near it stop attacking/ advancing and cower for a moment before either resuming or falling back depending on how their morale is

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[shell goblet]

up until now i've had ranged weapon cleave described to me as the stat that determines whether or not the round will frighten a missed enemy or not

• and how many it can go through

[drowsy lynx]

Also works just firing in their direction to keep them in cover to prevent them from returning fire

[thick coyote]

Weak suppression = lower accuracy
Strong suppression= stop shooting/take cover

[tawdry edge]

You could up with cool names for them to separate them from warbands (which are usually chaos marines) and cults (of normal humans)
Like "unholy order"

[thick coyote]

It's very weapon dependant too

And

There's suppression per shot

[little marten]

You don’t have to suppress them if you saw their heads off with an eviscerator

[thick coyote]

And suppression on kill

[shell goblet]

yeah see this is exactly how i've had the ranged weapon cleave stat described to me- so what's the necessity of suppression as a status effect ig ?

[thick coyote]

Which also depends on weapon

[shell goblet]

bc even my quickdraw has cleave in that case

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Stop certain enemies from shooting

[fiery wave]

They are literally "Sisters of the fallen saint" or just "Fallen Saints" for short.

[drowsy lynx]

It's just a form of ranged crowd control, some things might interact with it too. I suspect pinning fire might but I'm not certain

[thick coyote]

The Reaper is the scariest elite in game

[green vector]

true

[thick coyote]

If you can't kill it
Suppress it

[little marten]

laughs in run diagonal

[green vector]

^^^^^^

[lapis spear]

Cleave does not affect suppression directly afaik

[stuck crescent]

Alfredo

[tight pine]

Not even rock can beat it

[green vector]

reapers are fuckin demons if you got no stagger

[thick coyote]

Muhfuh got negative toughness multiplier

[shell goblet]

i see i see okay thanks chat

i've been trying to make a suppression vet build work to penance hunt but

[thick coyote]

But will absolutely destroy your health

[shell goblet]

not really sure what i'm even doing when i press my ability hotkey

[somber stream]

Recon las

Spray and pray

[little marten]

grunt
clinking sounds
dakkadakkadakkadakka
psyker has abondoned the strike team

[thick coyote]

Just

Put the Brauto 8 in the bag

8 suppression per shot

Doesn't need anything else

[amber portal]

Is the power falchion good

[little marten]

Yes

But no

[thick coyote]

Mediocre

[somber stream]

Fun for H30 and under

[amber portal]

Power sword is better?

[chrome vapor]

It’s OK - not the high end, though

[somber stream]

Style point is off the chart though

[little marten]

Yes

[thick coyote]

Always

[green vector]

fuck power sword

[thick coyote]

Arguably the best generalist melee in the game

[green vector]

falchion gang

[thick coyote]

With barely any competition

[amber portal]

I thought about playing veteran

[somber stream]

Ehem

Dueling Sword

[amber portal]

I use the devils claw sword

[tawdry edge]

Sounds cool, but not what I mean. Rather than their group title I means the word to refer to a bunch of fallen sisters.
Warband is for chaos space marine groups, chapter is for loyalists
Order is for SoB, so refer to their group as a unholy order

[little marten]

Using the power sword after using the falchion and relic sword made me realise how much I actually prefer the old method

[thick coyote]

Worst horde clearing in the game

The only real competition

[amber portal]

What is so good about dueling sword

[somber stream]

Nuh uh?

[thick coyote]

Is Rashad Scum

[somber stream]

Kill gods

[thick coyote]

Because for some reason

[green vector]

yeah who doesnt wanna power they shit before every single hit

clown ass

[hazy kestrel]

Carpal Tunnel is a mandated edict.

[thick coyote]

Double Psword dps

[amber portal]

What about devils claw sword thingy

They both have parry

[thick coyote]

High Single target damage
High mobility

[somber stream]

Devils are better against crowds

DS is single target oriented, but can still decently clear crowds

[thick coyote]

Devil's Claw parry is defensively better
But as a weapon Devil's Claw is pretty meh

[somber stream]

While lookin bitchin

[hazy kestrel]

Aura farming with a Veteran Officer look.

[fiery wave]

Oh, that.

[amber portal]

Also what gun should i use on veteran

[shell goblet]

i like psword i just wish the activation was longer than 3 light attacks or one heavy and one light

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever you please

[somber stream]

Behold, mustard

#zealot-class message

[little marten]

INFANTRY LASGUN

[green vector]

wait you get more than one hit with power sword?

[amber portal]

I wanna get the plasma gun it looks so cool

But idk if its good

[delicate vapor]

[green vector]

its op as fuck

[little marten]

Yeah it’s probably the best gun for vet

[tight pine]

Plasma is good if you have 1000 iq
The autoguns are great all around
And boltguns hit like runaway freight trains

[amber portal]

I love boltguns

[thick coyote]

Top 2 veteran ranged weapon

But do keep in mind

[little marten]

Bolt pistol is the best

[somber stream]

Agreed

[thick coyote]

That this is with a maxxed out weapon

[amber portal]

What about the bolter gun thing

Forgot name

[little marten]

Also good

[tight pine]

The bolt gun?

[amber portal]

Yeah the bigger variant

[somber stream]

Look if you're new, better stick with lasguns and learn the game first

[amber portal]

That zealot and vetran have

[elfin rose]

Any support from staff here? I just installed the game today and did my first H40 completion after a few tries, but i dced just as it ended and my highest completion is still 0? Time to uinstall again?

[little marten]

The bolt guns problem is that you’ll find yourself mag dumping a pox wave by accident

And again

And again

… and again

[thick coyote]

Yeah Bolter is good

Any ranged weapon works on veteran

[tight pine]

Plasma pistol when?

[thick coyote]

The build may vary

[somber stream]

Skiitari might have those

[thick coyote]

But vet makes all ranged weapon good

[fiery wave]

Just got unlucky. So time to try again. They won't give you credit for the win.

[little marten]

Because 300,000 Vietnamese people sitting outside on the street playing mobile games all at once csnt reach the dopamine levels of one bolter mag dump

[somber stream]

Skiitari Alpha is equipped with a Plasma pistol

[amber portal]

Skiitari is the next class right

[somber stream]

I'm talking lore-wise, fuck knows if GW allow that

[tight pine]

Maybe

[amber portal]

Thats coming

[thick coyote]

Not confirmed

[little marten]

I’m sure we’ll get a plasma pistol next

[thick coyote]

Only speculations

[amber portal]

Imagine space marine class

[little marten]

No.

[somber stream]

Blocked

[thick coyote]

🛌

[little marten]

That is GREYNAME behaviour

[thick coyote]

Boring

[tight pine]

Heck no, this ain’t space marine or space marine 2

[amber portal]

Hive scum solos

[thick coyote]

True

[little marten]

Ok welcome back

[green vector]

grey names do be wilin out

[delicate vapor]

im fine with an astartes just being there as an NPC you can walk by like any other npc on the mourningstar

[thick coyote]

Add Spaez Mareens to Darktide and we'll finally have a good space marine game

That isn't boltgun

[little marten]

Complete your ascension GREYNAME.. ask for a plague marine boss fight

But don’t forget to say “a wounded” plague marine

[tight pine]

Strongest astartes: dies to grenade
Weakest reject: eats grenade like breakfast

[amber portal]

Emperor boss fight

Turn evil

Or sum

[tawdry edge]

Gen chat is lame

[tight pine]

He’s on a comically large chair

[little marten]

My 96 year old cusp of death zealot running into a barrel and hitting it with a chainsaw to propel myself into a teeming mass of aids

[amber portal]

On life support

[green vector]

you got a way with words hairy man

[amber portal]

Emperawr

[stuck crescent]

Maybe

You are lame

[little marten]

🤭

[torn sand]

Some guy did that, Horace or whatever

[tawdry edge]

Never.

[tawdry edge]

Horace Hersey

[amber portal]

And wolfer

[stuck crescent]

Yes

[amber portal]

Or whatever his mame was

[little marten]

What’s your favourite 40k faction?

[torn sand]

The Wolfer Heresy

[tawdry edge]

I'm a Blangiel. I cannot be lame!

[tight pine]

Horece horsy

[amber portal]

Idk im pretty new to warhammer 40k

[torn sand]

Horse Horelseesy

[hazy kestrel]

🅱️orus 🅱️eresy

[little marten]

Ah that’s fair enough then

[tight pine]

[green vector]

🅱️

horussy herussy

[stuck crescent]

Being bisexual doesn't unlame you, lameO

[little marten]

Hope you enjoy it!

[amber delta]

my favourite faction are the good guys

[amber portal]

I love it

[amber portal]

Its interesting

[green vector]

i like the imperium cause they the good guy

[stuck crescent]

My favourite faction is guardsmen (unless they're krieg)

[thick coyote]

So you're telling me

[tight pine]

Guess again who is good guy

[little marten]

Servitors had it coming

Dispute that liberals

[south valve]

their krieg

[amber portal]

Catboy guardsman

[south valve]

what about their krieg?

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[little marten]

Ok wtf based

[thick coyote]

That the emperor didn't foresee his son named Horus Heresy commiting a heresy

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[amber delta]

he did forsee it

it was part of the plan

[south valve]

You said their not they're

[amber delta]

horus heresy was an inside job

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[south valve]

this will not be forgiven

[south valve]

Beth?

[little marten]

Horus stop committing heresy in your bedroom and come downstairs your dinner will get cold

[shell goblet]

i hope we get to play the darktide faction in total war 40k otherwise i wont play it tbh

[amber delta]

why do you think the emperor took the day off just so on the day the heresy started hm

[stuck crescent]

Don't make me get the sauces

[south valve]

😨

[amber portal]

Im about to unlock auric with hive scum but my team is so bad so i just lose

So annoying

[stuck crescent]

I just hope we get to blow up krieg

[amber delta]

anathema cannot melt primarch armour

[amber delta]

wake up

[amber portal]

They melee pox bursters

[green vector]

im hoping with all my nubbins that warhammer 40k is good

[amber delta]

it was all orchestrated

[little marten]

How come when Horus went to the imperial palace and started shooting the only thing damaged was the hard drive? And why does the plans show a basement if there isn’t one.

[amber portal]

I want arbitrator

[sleek harness]

Just buy it

[amber portal]

I coudl

[sleek harness]

It's 20 dollars

[tight pine]

Arbitraitor

[green vector]

arbussy

[sleek harness]

Heorthu

[amber portal]

But i wanna keep the money for the next class

[little marten]

If you go from hive scum to arbitrator you’ll literally be immortal

[somber stream]

Smort

[little marten]

And bored*

[amber delta]

keep the hivescum money for the next class

[amber portal]

Why bored

[little marten]

It’s boring

[sleek harness]

Because tanky

[amber portal]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Nurgle is bad with words

[amber portal]

I like his shock mines

[green vector]

arb is based

[tired inlet]

put money into ogryn weapons

[sleek harness]

Don't trust him

[amber delta]

dont listen to this loser its not boring

very fun

[little marten]

Arbites was only implemented because the FatShark devs were having trouble on sedition

[tight pine]

Only not boring thing is voice lines…

[somber stream]

Imagine the class cleric but he's on cocain

[amber portal]

On sedition is crazy

Wasnt sedition even easier then uprising

[tired inlet]

going to sedition to level arbites and scum was godmode

[tight pine]

Literally hive scum

[somber stream]

No?

[tired inlet]

I was frolicking and became DoomGuy of the Hive.

[somber stream]

Scum is like a wet toilet paper

[amber portal]

Fr

On the emperor

[tired inlet]

yeah, uprising (T2) was removed because people were just going from T1 Sedition->T3 Malice

[green vector]

no cap

[tired inlet]

so Malice became the new T2

[tight pine]

T17

[amber portal]

I wanna buy arbitrator but i dont wanna level up

Uprising and malice is so boring

And easy

[stuck crescent]

And toxic

[limber zealot]

Arb is fun enough to justify it

[tight pine]

On me way to heresy for peak experience

[somber stream]

Next class 2 months, trust

[limber zealot]

Also it goes faster when you have characters that are lvl 30

[amber portal]

Fr?

I have 3 characters on 30

[limber zealot]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

T = ax^2 + bx + c

[tight pine]

[limber zealot]

Well you unlock the difficulties faster

It doesn't have any effect on xp

[amber portal]

Oh

Thats fine

[tired inlet]

toxic? Anyone who is normalized to damnation+auric doesn't need anyone to brute force Sedition or even Malice

[amber portal]

Im ok with being a low level playing on heresy

[limber zealot]

But you can get curios + QP for an extra like 40% XP or something

[tired inlet]

turn everything off, solo mode, drag the rejects along with you

[amber portal]

Yeah

I got no diamantine tho

I cant upgrade it

Do u even need to upgrade the curios for lvl 4 perks

[limber zealot]

I honestly don't think I've been low on diamantine ever

Plasteel and money for sure

[tired inlet]

you know as well as we do that equipment doesn't matter until you hit 30 and you're starting to gear up for damnation/auric

[limber zealot]

I think you unlock the tiers with your actual level

[amber portal]

Oh

[tired inlet]

and then you're looking for +21%HP curios, 17%toughness, and if you're martrsom zealot or trying for a no-death penance, maybe a +1 Wound

[limber zealot]

But idk honestly

I haven't leveled a character in awhile

[amber portal]

I think hp and toughness curios arent that important

U js need stamina

[tight pine]

Ogryn is fun
Rock is funny

[amber portal]

To block

And dodge and slide

[tired inlet]

damnation is unlocked by just completing heresies, and auric is unlocked by just completing damnation; so those are gatekept

[formal mortar]

Toughness is most important curio

[amber portal]

Im about to unlock auric on hive scum

[limber zealot]

I usually run an extra wound with 2 health or 2 toughness

[amber portal]

I have 3 million stamina

[tired inlet]

how nice for your husband

[limber zealot]

I could manage without the extra wound but I like to have it

[somber stream]

Bro jog

[amber portal]

Im single forever🙏

[tired inlet]

spread it around town

[limber zealot]

Stamina is probably the least useful curio tho honestly

I guess maybe the extra wound

[amber portal]

I like it

I just block the enemies and slide

[formal mortar]

That's okay that you like it, it's still the most useless

[amber portal]

Yeah

[tired inlet]

there are adherents due to runnin' and gunnin' and the rare veteran who uses stamina to maintain crit/stability while aiming down the sights

[amber portal]

Its pretty good on hive scum

[limber zealot]

Yeah it's just niche use

[amber portal]

The stamina curios

For more melee soeed

Speed

[limber zealot]

It's fun to have infinite stamina but once you start to really have a grasp on the game mechanics you probably won't need it

[obtuse oak]

What's up chat

[thick fog]

negative toughness curio when

[tired inlet]

with the right talents, a scummer's dodge ticks regenerate fast enough that they shouldn't get locked in or gassed,

[hazy kestrel]

Henlo Hank

[thick fog]

just -1 toughness and you get one tapped

[amber portal]

-stamina

[hazy kestrel]

Work is so slow today

So bored

:(

[amber portal]

Think about cats

[hazy kestrel]

No

[amber portal]

Oh

Why

Theyre cute

[limber zealot]

It'd be like that dude who tried to beat elden ring with 1 everything

[amber portal]

And funny

[tired inlet]

Pussycat the CatMaxxer

[hazy kestrel]

Because I have a doggo

[obtuse oak]

Actually this does give me an idea

[amber portal]

Ohh

I want a dog again

[obtuse oak]

We have defensive curios

It's time for offensive curios

[limber zealot]

Give me corrupted mods from Warframe

[obtuse oak]

Zero bonus health or toughness or whatever. Only +damage

[amber portal]

Why arent there reloading speed curios

[limber zealot]

Take away move speed for more damage or something

[amber portal]

Could be cool ig

[tired inlet]

reloading speed is already a weapon perk

[limber zealot]

Pure fucking gas whenever I hit something with my hammer

[amber portal]

Oh

[somber shoal]

Anyone else crashing out of Expeditions right now? 😒

[tired inlet]

literally or figuratively

[somber shoal]

literally

[limber zealot]

That's just how expeditions are

[hazy kestrel]

I am figuratively

[limber zealot]

I think

[hazy kestrel]

Hate the scrap trading grind

But alas

Penance number must go up

[tired inlet]

SEVEN THOUSAND PENANCE OR BUST

[hazy kestrel]

And then I can complain about the content drought again

:)

[obtuse oak]

Confucius say: don't grind penances you don't enjoy

[somber shoal]

I want Expedition and Havoc cosmetics for the DLC classes.

[thick fog]

I would assume that only goes up to 6-7% damage

[hazy kestrel]

Confucius is very wise, however…funny number must go up.

[limber zealot]

I want cosmetics for the DLC classes period

[thick fog]

GW hates fun

[hazy kestrel]

And Momma didn’t raise a quitter

[tired inlet]

ACABAYSFB

[obtuse oak]

+21% base damage. +17% crit chance. +25% reload speed. Call it.

[thick fog]

We seriously need more curios tbh

[tired inlet]

Base damage is intense; maybe like additional armor penetration, or cleave

but this kind of goes back to my "every class should have a workshop/lab" idea

#general-chat message

[tawdry edge]

Choom

[formal mortar]

Choombacca

[tired inlet]

Choombaya M'lord

[limber zealot]

Lord knows some of the weapons in this game need more armor pen

[somber stream]

The Finns invaded my playlist today

Also Warner Bros has released the patent on their Nemesis System

[stuck crescent]

DID SOMEONE MENTION FINNS?

FINNS?!?!?!

[patent grove]

Shark finns?

Wait a minute

[patent grove]

What!

[somber stream]

Yes

[stuck crescent]

Oh....not the Finnish?

Nevermind

[somber stream]

Finnish

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[whole glade]

WHO WANTS TO SEE THE MODELS I JUST BUILT!!!??

:3

[stuck crescent]

ME

[whole glade]

Check Zealot

[dire kayak]

meee

[patent grove]

So other games can use it now?

[somber stream]

Yassss

[patent grove]

@somber stream if you're lying I'm gonna have mallow beat you up

[somber stream]

Have I ever?

[patent grove]

Good point

@somber stream got a news source

[stuck crescent]

My mate always thought it would fit a sid mier's pirates game

[unkempt iron]

The OG lore was daemonculaba tier

[limber zealot]

Really?

[somber stream]

Sorry I actually lied, it was posted on a Facebook on April's fool day

[limber zealot]

Tragic

[somber stream]

I shall now take a whole 5 second to reflect on my error

[unkempt iron]

They have to appeal to the 'modern audience', so they just say that they are cloned now. Because it isnt like that there was no fact about cloning being a no go because it created abominations en-masse

Basically, all clones have damaged souls and are like dead easy for daemons to infect and manifest themselves into

[stuck crescent]

"Guardsmen with ww1 aesthetic" cool

THEY NEVER TAKE OFF THEIR MASKS, THEY'RE ALL CHILD SOLDIERS, THEY HAVE AN INSANE MORTALITY RATE, THEY'RE ALL GROWN IN VATS, THEY NUMBERS INSTEAD OF NAMES

Wow, they sound super lame

[unkempt iron]

Kreig had some swag when it came out, with them being ultra fucked up

Now they are just the Clones from SWTCW, with exactly 0% of the SOVL that makes Clone Troopers loveable

[south valve]

Hey guys, look

[stuck crescent]

Looking

[unkempt iron]

Ye?

[south valve]

A Finnish Kriegsman who likes talking about politics

mwahahaha

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[unkempt iron]

What?

[somber stream]

Dear god

[south valve]

Welshie hates all those things

[unkempt iron]

I hate the finns too, i lived in Sweden for like 6 months

[somber stream]

If you mention communism they'll turn into a chatter box for the next 24 hours

[stuck crescent]

I will?

Lovecraft, sure

[unkempt iron]

You will never, ever smell something as abhorrent as a Finn after a Bender

[cosmic lynx]

its alreadt started

[south valve]

I think Karl Marx had some good ideas

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, I know, ask my ex

[south valve]

however, I think his idea of communism was too idealistic. Furthermo-

[stuck crescent]

I like pasta

[south valve]

Don't say it

DON'T

[stuck crescent]

What's everyone's favourite pasta shape?

[south valve]

Oh

[unkempt iron]

I think Karl Marx was a racist (even for his time, mind you) hobo who lived off gibbs from his BFF and created an ideology, for all intents and purposes has killed the most amount of people

[south valve]

I like spaghetti

[stuck crescent]

I like linguini

[amber portal]

I finally unlocked auric

[south valve]

I know I'm causing problems by engaging with this, but I wouldn't say it was Marx's ideology

Marxist communism =/= Stalinist communism

[cosmic lynx]

casarecce pasta

[south valve]

Anyway, time to ping Abby...

[stuck crescent]

NNNNOOOO

[somber stream]

No don

[unkempt iron]

Same shit, diffrent smell. But i'd leave it there too

[south valve]

I'm jorking

[green vector]

Jelqin it crazy style

[unkempt iron]

He's jorking aight

[stuck crescent]

She'll turn it into a talk about misandry being morally correct and how everyone should read settlers

@green vector

Best pasta shape

[south valve]

I've never known a single server member to be so divisive 😭

we run in fear of her name

[green vector]

Spaghetti

[unkempt iron]

"Gender Equality" mfers when its time to actually treat people like people

[stuck crescent]

YOU CASUAL

[somber stream]

Clam pasta

[hazy kestrel]

I like pinging her to see what she says this time.

[south valve]

NO

[unkempt iron]

Go ahead

[green vector]

[unkempt iron]

Dew it

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fascinating in a train wreck sort of way

[south valve]

CEASE

HALT

AVAST

[green vector]

Do it fuck it

[stuck crescent]

Best shape of pasta

[green vector]

Mods clearly don't give a shit

[hazy kestrel]

@potent sage, I summon you to politics chat.

[green vector]

Fire a ping off lad

[somber stream]

You fucked us all

[stuck crescent]

OK, I'm leaving

[south valve]

What have you done??

[stuck crescent]

Not dealing with her today

[unkempt iron]

[south valve]

I need to leave

[hazy kestrel]

I think we might need another ping flare

This one doesn’t work. :(

[south valve]

What does that mean?

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[south valve]

ping flare

[unkempt iron]

"Socialist Corporatism is sooo diffrent to Corporatism, btw,"

[green vector]

Good thing I'm going to work in a bit

[unkempt iron]

Thats... Just corporatism

[stuck crescent]

Here we go

[unkempt iron]

She deadass said this

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, I just merged a ping with a flare.

[unkempt iron]

O'boy

Several people

[hazy kestrel]

Both get people’s attention

[stuck crescent]

That is unsurprising

[hazy kestrel]

Usually

[graceful hamlet]

Who up flaring their ping

[stuck crescent]

Favourite pasta shape?

[south valve]

Okay, let's at least not just openly mock people

[graceful hamlet]

Probably the swirly ones

[south valve]

we are civilised (arguably)

[graceful hamlet]

I snap my pasta in half

[unkempt iron]

She does mock people to get a kick tho

[hazy kestrel]

Goon chat begs to differ

[south valve]

PINGING EVERY ITALIAN

[unkempt iron]

Penne

[somber stream]

Boil Pizzas

[unkempt iron]

I hate Spagetthi with a passion

[graceful hamlet]

Cheeseless pizza supremacy 💪

[south valve]

Rather a gooner chat than a toxic chat

[unkempt iron]

I shouldnt be fighting against my food to eat it

[hazy kestrel]

My co worker ate pizza with a fork and a knife yesterday

It caused me psychic damage

[graceful hamlet]

The Zenless Zone Zero approach to community

[somber stream]

Sounds like Lucia

[stuck crescent]

Krieg behaviour

[somber stream]

She eats Taco with a fork

[graceful hamlet]

Tbf it’s less messy that way

[hazy kestrel]

@ripe tangle, Is this true?

[unkempt iron]

Weakling

[stuck crescent]

@ripe tangle favourite pasta shape?

[somber stream]

You little snitcher

[patent grove]

This pickle flavored vape tastes and smells like pickles

[graceful hamlet]

Gotta eat pizza the gamer way, touch the controller with your greasy hands while you eat pizza

[unkempt iron]

Got your pickle flavor?

[hazy kestrel]

How to start a war with Mexico in one easy step.

[patent grove]

And even came with a pickle sticker

[ripe tangle]

correction! I don’t eat taco wifh a fork, I do however eat burritos with one.

[graceful hamlet]

Or keyboard if you’re a PC peasant

[patent grove]

@unkempt iron yeah!

[stuck crescent]

When pickle pipe tobacco?

[hazy kestrel]

You still cause me physical pain

:(

[unkempt iron]

Damn bro, never knew that washing your hands after eating was so hard

[ripe tangle]

farfalle

[stuck crescent]

Fucking love pickles

[unkempt iron]

Nurgle must be proud of you

[somber stream]

Imagine dissecting a Burger with a fork and knife

[unkempt iron]

Nice

[tawdry edge]

Bitch gave me a pill to enhance the intimacy, call that shit a CIA psyop

[graceful hamlet]

Guy is so casual he doesn’t eat while he games smh. Fucking normie

[patent grove]

Is flavored pipe tobacco a thing?

[unkempt iron]

Yes

Though, it is not as ourlandish as vape tastes

[cosmic lynx]

ye. had creme brulee pipe tobacco for awhile. it was grand.

[unkempt iron]

They are mostly subtle

[graceful hamlet]

I guess if you tossed a burger into a bowl and cut it up it’d technically be classified as a salad

[unkempt iron]

So, no cherry mint i am afraid

[somber stream]

Blocked

[patent grove]

My favorite is superboof, tastes 100% like sunny delight

[hazy kestrel]

Immediate restraining order

[unkempt iron]

I love Winston Reds

Because they taste as miserable as my life

[stuck crescent]

Aromatic, they're hit or miss

Usually due to the usage of low quality tobacco

[graceful hamlet]

They boo’d me because I was right 😔

[unkempt iron]

Malby reds are overrated as fuck

Parliament is where its at

[patent grove]

Don't listen to the haters, this is solid logic

[stuck crescent]

Smoke a pipe

[hazy kestrel]

You all are giving me psychic damage while I’m at work.

[unkempt iron]

I had a meerschraum pipe, it broke

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[hazy kestrel]

I have a headache now lmao

[unkempt iron]

Thank you man

[fallow owl]

camels are goated

[somber stream]

Marl red is especially delish in Thailand for some reason, must've been a local blend

[south valve]

Aromantics? I wouldn't recommend if you're looking for love

[hazy kestrel]

Because of your cursed takes

[dire kayak]

meow

[unkempt iron]

I never mourned something harder than my pipe

[fallow owl]

camel blues, Turkish blend

[dire kayak]

even me?

[unkempt iron]

Elite ball knowledge

[graceful hamlet]

My friend is arguing that it classifies as a taco salad, not a normal salad since burger meat is technically ground beef

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet, you just arrived.

[somber stream]

American Spirit black is my top 5 for sure

[stuck crescent]

Dog ate one of my Petersons, I was absolutely gutted

[unkempt iron]

The funny thing is, Blue Camels in Turkey actually taste like shit

Because the good tobacco is sold abroad

[hazy kestrel]

But you might have cursed takes

Idk

[south valve]

Elite ball knowledge? I mean, a fair amount of us know quite a bit about balls

[patent grove]

Just like people hate me for putting mayo on pizza. But what do you put on sandwiches? Mayo. What happens to a slice of pizza if you put another slice on it, face down? It turns into a sandwich. Bingo bango, case closed.

[south valve]

because of sports

[unkempt iron]

While we get to smoke the shite thats left for us

[stuck crescent]

So do I 😏

[hazy kestrel]

I’m losing my mind just reading this.

Cognitohazard shit

[south valve]

😳

[hazy kestrel]

Forbidden knowledge

[patent grove]

But a taco salad.. is.. a salad!

[stuck crescent]

I hate your friend

[unkempt iron]

Mine broke because of me leaving the window open on a windy day

[dire kayak]

theres a reason my twin lance is painted mostly white

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[unkempt iron]

I used to put it on a small stand of its own

[dire kayak]

(i REALLY like t'au)

[south valve]

Goober getting freaky lately

[hazy kestrel]

I wish I could unsee this

Anyone got eye cleaner?

[stuck crescent]

Gwyrdroi

[patent grove]

Isn't the twin lance of longinus white?

Or was it red

[south valve]

I do, yeah, but it's cloudier than usual...

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the eye cleaner >:(

Buncha freaks

I’m gonna go have my lunch now

[south valve]

✋ 🤚

[hazy kestrel]

Hopefully free of your freaky and cursed takes

[tired inlet]

Mix water and NaClO
(don't do this)

[cosmic lynx]

[hazy kestrel]

Mmmm, salt water

[patent grove]

Pizza and pickles?

[tired inlet]

Sodium hypochlorite isn't quite saltwater

[unkempt iron]

My brother, do you wish to kill a person?

[hazy kestrel]

Elaborate

Funny teacher person

[tired inlet]

I wrote not to do it

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I’m blind as a bat

[unkempt iron]

Fair

[hazy kestrel]

Didn’t recognize my elements there

[unkempt iron]

I never failed chemistry class once in high school, despite fucking up math twice

Chemistry is like my guilty pleasure

It saved my life once when i was cleaning my bathroom, i almost took a piss in my toilet after pouring bleach on it

[graceful hamlet]

The real question is just how salad is a taco salad. Is it an honorary salad or is it just stealing the salad’s identity

[unkempt iron]

If my autistic love for King of the Hill and Chemistry was not present, i would have killed myself by creating Mustard Gas while taking a leak

[somber stream]

Please don't re-enlist

[tired inlet]

https://dishtaxonomy.com/Images/SandwichAlignment.png

[tired inlet]

a little vinegar and ammonia, a little bleach, and suddenly you feel sleepy

[hazy kestrel]

Honk shoooo

[graceful hamlet]

It’s ok, it won’t be an option for Americans eventually

[tired inlet]

I got my DD-214 and my GWOT expeds; I'm good

[somber stream]

Wow, could use also teach the class on how to make home-made explosive device so people would know to AVOID and NOT do one at home thanks

[patent grove]

It is 100% a salad. Salads are just a collection of mixed ingredients. Yes most people associate it with strictly vegetables bit it can be anything really. Fruit salad, candy salad, chicken salad

Even lego salad

[graceful hamlet]

You make a compelling argument

Lucky charm salad with milk dressing

[patent grove]

I bet rannick eats corpse salad

[hazy kestrel]

My brain in short circuiting just reading this

I know you mean cereal, but I had a horrible vision of a salad made up of that abominable combination of ingredients

[graceful hamlet]

I’m sure someone’s put marshmallows in a salad

[hazy kestrel]

You gonna make me lose my marbles, pal.

Pls stahp

[tired inlet]

https://saladtheory.github.io/img/salads.png

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna be laughing like the CoD WaW end of match zombie if you keep this up.

[graceful hamlet]

Though it does raise the argument that does a salad turn into a soup if you add too much dressing?

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly cease immediately

Please

[graceful hamlet]

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna give me an aneurysm

My typing is already having errors

Okay, lunch time.

Goodbye for now

[tired inlet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AlignmentCharts/comments/139lt3d/soup/

[graceful hamlet]

I guess I’m a soup rebel

[patent grove]

@hazy kestrel I'm just a little autistic sometimes

[stuck crescent]

Hi, I'm a little autistic

I'm Krieg_Hater

[patent grove]

[stuck crescent]

What is you're opinion upon "the death korp of Krieg," a little autistic

[cosmic burrow]

evil west sucked me in good

[fallow rivet]

Guy why does nobody wanna do the “just a flesh wound” penance with me

Also how I get the tech gear for vet

[thick coyote]

The gamer headset?

[fallow rivet]

The chest piece specifically

Hold on I’m getting on my vet rn

The extract with tech-remnants shit

How I do that

[hazy kestrel]

Play expeditions hell and complete penances

[patent grove]

Hmm, I don't have one. I never played the tabletop 40k and as far as books go I don't think I've read any

[hazy kestrel]

Tech things you pick up often

[fallow rivet]

Ohh ok

[patent grove]

There may have been one I read? Krieg vs necrons possibly

[hazy kestrel]

Today is a slow day at work

Barely anything to work on

I don’t know whether I’d rather be overwhelmed or bored with nothing to do

[dire kayak]

[hazy kestrel]

Probably bored with nothing to work on tbh.

[fallow rivet]

I’d def rather be bored

[hazy kestrel]

Then I get paid for doing nothing

Like now

Congrats you are now red

[stuck crescent]

They are bad

[fallow rivet]

Oh yeah I’m red now

A real G might I say

[hazy kestrel]

Good for fire fuel though

[marsh iris]

🛌

[low copper]

Dead Man Walking?

[dire kayak]

and for melting down into 3d printing filament

[hazy kestrel]

Neat

[languid hazel]

-# I require additional explosions in this discord server. There shrimply isn’t enough >:3

[south valve]

💣

[tight pine]

Are you sure

[rancid shore]

hi dark tiders

[languid hazel]

-# After what I’ve been reading the past few days… ||oblivion is all that I crave. To be brought to the very brink of collapse before being slowly teased back from the edge||

:3

[tight pine]

Ooh look! Some plasteel!

[rancid shore]

RECAFF FOR THE RECAFF GOD
MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE

[dire kayak]

[languid hazel]

In other words yes I need more explosions

:3

[dire kayak]

i hope i haven't been making it worse

[languid hazel]

Nah yer fine

-# i want to be worse :3

[somber stream]

Continue the Redfield bloodline

[tight pine]

Bluefield in the corner:

[slate skiff]

again this error GUID: 05d4cfc5-14ac-487d-b1fc-53bf54967f37
Log File:
Info Type:

[Script Error]: scripts/managers/localization/localization_manager.lua:323: bad argument #2 to 'lookup' (string expected, got nil)

[dire kayak]

greenfield in the walls:

[tight pine]

Black field in the attic:

[south valve]

Leon had a wedding ring in 9 so

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