general-chat

[little marten]

Well I only went and bought the minis because after learning my parent had like 35k debt I was being squeezed to contribute to, her relative also had a similar debt

[patent grove]

I still remember my older brother buying a $3500 Alienware gaming laptop, just to play Facebook games!!!!

[visual vortex]

I got a 5060 to play darktide better

[little marten]

So it was very much a “I’m sick of these people with insane debts so imma put myself into debt for miniatures”

[green vector]

My mam put herself into debt for a shitty mobile game

[patent grove]

This is at least sensible

[green vector]

[little marten]

Ripppp

Mines was mobile bingo

[green vector]

[little marten]

She was spending 2k a month on it

[visual vortex]

My mobike drug is battle cats

[green vector]

Oh god

[visual vortex]

I spent like $10 on it

[little marten]

Winning back like 1.4K

[visual vortex]

Actually the most ive spent on a mobile gsme

[little marten]

So I was always lending to cover the loss because “oh whoops the bills came in early”

[green vector]

Online gambling gotta be the biggest fucking scam ever

How do you know they ain't just fiddling the code and making you not win ever

[little marten]

They mostly are, I had a friend who worked for a gambling company

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

The win rates are diluted to an even lower % but somehow weird math lets them say it’s higher

[green vector]

I tried it once put 20 quid in

[visual vortex]

If you arent cheating in the business world then you're losing

[green vector]

And I immediately started getting addicted

[visual vortex]

I love it

[green vector]

Shit is fucking scary

Don't gamble kids

[visual vortex]

The most gambling ive done is scratch offs

[little marten]

I don’t get it I say to them “it’s clearly not working wheres your Porsche on the drive?”

And they get angry with me lmaon

“Oh you think you’re so high and mighty”

No I just don’t see a Porsche

[green vector]

True

[little marten]

What’s worse is it’s my mum sister and BIL in cahoots and they turned on him and said he had a problem because he was in like 5k debt or something by 18

But when I tell them he’s only gotten into Pokémon cards because it’s gambling

I’m once again ‘high and mighty’

[visual vortex]

Happens

[little marten]

They live together and this mfer encouraged my sister to take the longest maternity leave she could, which involves an unpaid segment, then didn’t offer any extra rent to my mother so she ended up funding their time off

Anyway.. thats a convo for the therapist thank you for listening to my rant

[feral vessel]

is it that time again
to say something utterly braindead in general chat?

like uh

[visual vortex]

Balls itch

[feral vessel]

the new film adaptation of Animal Farm is actually more accurate to the original book in some places than the CIA funded psyop that came out in the 90s

[visual vortex]

The 90s version still better

[feral vessel]

agree

still a CIA psyop

maybe using psyop is a little inaccurate but they were steering it to being explicitly anti-communist rather than anti-authoritarian (like the original book)

[dire kayak]

what

[dire kayak]

i vomit in the nurgling green paint pot

[feral vessel]

youer getting domesticated goobr

[visual vortex]

I cant believe we've reached a creative bankruptcy to the paint we're sanitizing and adding comedy to films adapting books with frequent death

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[feral vessel]

yeah basically

fucking hell

the new animal farm looks like a kids movie

[visual vortex]

It is

[feral vessel]

isn't it SUPPOSED to be a kids movie

amazing

[delicate vapor]

shower time

[visual vortex]

If i ever made a piece of media

[feral vessel]

let's turn one of the worst regimes in human history into kid's watching content actually

[visual vortex]

Please for the lovr of fucking god dont ever adapt it into anything

[twin flower]

animal farm?

thats the movie?

[visual vortex]

And have a pig shaking his ass in the trailer with bubble slosh sounds

They're making a new one

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

yuh

[elder merlin]

Now we're goobin

[delicate vapor]

time for chocolate ice cream

[south valve]

Nom nom nom

[dull hamlet]

Steam powered bagpipes

[dire kayak]

i finally finished the supercomputer factory

[dire kayak]

and STILL the water production is causing me issues

ughhhhh

it goes stable for like 15 minutes then breaks again

[twin flower]

you could say

[rocky radish]

Satisfactory?

[twin flower]

its not very Satisfactory

badum tss

[dire kayak]

yeahhh

[twin flower]

am sorry

[rocky radish]

I also have ADHD lol

[twin flower]

people who have ADHD prolly thrive in that game if am being honest

[rocky radish]

I have something like 850 hours in it

[twin flower]

making everything look neat and perfect and functional is satisfying

[dire kayak]

515 personally

[timber elk]

Thrives in what

[rocky radish]

I'm trying to get my friends back into it, but they're resisting

[twin flower]

Satisfactory

[modest flume]

Arrest them

[rocky radish]

That would make them harder to game with

[twin flower]

Get new friends

-# am kidding

[dire kayak]

deals so good ill #### myself

[dire kayak]

ficsit never wastes, keep trying

[rocky radish]

3 of them do like it a lot. It's just a matter of getting our neurodivergent hyper fixations to line up at the same time

The experimental version has some neat new features

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

People with ADHD when I give them their medication for ADHD be like: thank you, I will take this now

[rocky radish]

"oops, I forgot to take my highly addictive stimulants again, lol"

[south valve]

Crack addicts when I burn them with my flamer be like: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rocky radish]

I want to make a second Arbi just so I can call it PmaulBlart

Sorry, MaulCop

[hazy kestrel]

I am having fun. (This is a lie.)

Well, right now I’m having fun, because I’m eating corn beef for breakfast

[timber elk]

is munching on a veggie sandvich. He is also on top of painteds head

[south valve]

This is indeed correct

he can stay

[timber elk]

Hell yeah. Your helmet is comfortable to sit on actually he munched on the veggie sandvich

[south valve]

Veggie sandwich is... a choice

[timber elk]

I’m a lamb paint….

[south valve]

Oh okay

nom nom

[timber elk]

I feel like you guys forget that a lot

[hazy kestrel]

Corn beef is so fucking delicious

[timber elk]

True

[dire kayak]

im tempted to get the warhound titan instead of the t'aunar but if i do then I can't get magnus or the knight destrier

both of which i really want too

[twin flower]

flip a coin

[hazy kestrel]

Mean :(

[south valve]

I clicked on that reply on got jumpscared by hitler

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

don't worry we love you

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I don’t really care about all that. I just saw my name was pinged in a message or two lmao

[patent grove]

And what do you put on a veggie sandwich? Mayo

[sour kelp]

hi, any tip how to make the game to remember video settings, every fk*n time i have to change it completely... and when i click something needing restart, it goes back after restart and ahve to do it again...

[tired inlet]

technically fine, not on a vegan though due to the eggs; you could also use a vinegar or mustard

[tender horizon]

You can just say fuck man, it's okay

[cosmic lynx]

this almost sounds like the game folder is write protected but thats just a guess.

[cosmic lynx]

its also okay to not say fuck

[tender horizon]

Yeah I agree

Censoring fuckin like that is funny tho

[green vector]

So don't say it at all then

[thick coyote]

Go into your folders and check if the ini is set to read only

[cosmic lynx]

or say it sometimes. who cares.

[fair bridge]

$28 for every destiny 2 expansion so far

is that

[tender horizon]

Yk

[fair bridge]

idk

[tender horizon]

I'm glad I'm not addicted to D2

DbD tier game

[fair bridge]

quit after lightfall bombed

[timber elk]

is checking out the new Artemis 2 space photos of the moon and earth :>

[tender horizon]

Idk when I even played it

Better Devils and Graviton Lance were meta for pvp

[fair bridge]

old...... ur old........

ur an old..................

[timber elk]

has a sudden ptsd moment of wardclif coil. Dust rock blues and not forgotten meta

Dude

I’m trying to enjoy these awesome space photos….

[tender horizon]

Do or do not

There is no try

[timber elk]

:[

[fair bridge]

kicks yoda to the moon

[timber elk]

throws a bus at yoda hey mallow wanna see these photos of the craters on Luna?

[fair bridge]

oh you mean the fake AI generated CGI deepfaked airbrushed photoshopped crap that THEY are trying to convince us is real?

[timber elk]

….you could just say no….

[tender horizon]

The deep state wants us to believe the moon exists

[fair bridge]

i've already seen them but thank you

[timber elk]

They are very gorgeous

[dire kayak]

painted my first steeljack

[timber elk]

One of them was even named after one of the astronauts late wife which I think is sad but also very nice

[dire kayak]

not very well but i tried my hardest

[fair bridge]

they're selling temtem for $8 oh my god

what a joke!

[timber elk]

What’s a temtem?

Actually

Nvm don’t answer that

[fair bridge]

pokemon clone that was very popular at launch but lost player faith after some questionable decisions

[timber elk]

Oh

Well i don’t know anything about Pokemon :>

[fair bridge]

just an RPG really

that's about it

creature designs are cute but other than that

blah

[timber elk]

As much as I love cute creatures designs. I’ve had my fill with cotl, Palworld and Dave the diver

I am getting that itch to stomp a mud hole into godless creatures like the necromorphs or something

[fair bridge]

coromon was actually very cool

designed to resemble the GBA pokemon games

it's super cute

[timber elk]

I unfortunately never heard of it

But like I said

[fair bridge]

well now you have you're welcome

[timber elk]

I’ve had my fill for right now

[fair bridge]

that's how learning things works

[timber elk]

As a fellow cute creature

This is true

Than again

[dire kayak]

literally me

[fair bridge]

one of my guinea pigs is vandalizing his home

[timber elk]

I’m a eldritch creature by nature

You should probably take care of that

[fair bridge]

have to kill him, no two ways about it

the legs is the legs

[timber elk]

I mean

[timber elk]

You could offer him a giant carrot

a big

J U I C E Y

carrot

[fair bridge]

inshallah he will be parboiled

[timber elk]

Oh

That works too

I think?

[green vector]

o_o

[visual vortex]

Oh

[timber elk]

I’m not sure how to respond to such a thing actually

[visual vortex]

There's a new pvz 3 version

Oh

It sucks ass

🫩

[timber elk]

I miss the hype on plants vs zombies….

[fair bridge]

never heard of it

[timber elk]

Also it’s raining ollpheist

[visual vortex]

Yeah bt this one you GOTTA watch to s of ads to unlock new plants

[green vector]

Pvz has always sucked ass stop coping

[visual vortex]

It is?

Havent noticedp

[timber elk]

Near Detroit it is

[visual vortex]

Might travel upwards

[timber elk]

Just a sprinkle but nothing to say much off

Might open a window and let the cold air in actually

[visual vortex]

The sprinkly mist rain feels amazing on my skin

[timber elk]

Same

I like it when it’s foggy and rainy

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Me too

I like inhaling the fog

[timber elk]

Me and heist are in the same state fyi

[green vector]

[patent grove]

@fair bridge 😤

[visual vortex]

Because it has that funny textire on my lungs

[fair bridge]

what in the FUCK do you WANT you DOG

[green vector]

You mfs should meet

[timber elk]

I always yell ITS LIKE FUCKINF SILENT HILL HERE

[dire kayak]

i like it when it rains

[green vector]

And kiss on the lips and stuff

[green vector]

[timber elk]

Hmmm no I prefer being alone irl for now

[patent grove]

I want you to not kill your pigs

[visual vortex]

We would kill each other

[dire kayak]

that's based

[timber elk]

It would be a

DEATH

MATCH

[patent grove]

To the thunderdome!

[fair bridge]

grabbing my pigs like this and showing them all the places in the house they never get to see like the fridge or the washing machine or the stove

[green vector]

[timber elk]

we would use sporks as our choice of weaponry

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

Mah use the pine tree branches

[sleek harness]

What is that

[timber elk]

I will use the pine cones as grenades

[visual vortex]

Oh right

Skaven is brazilian

[fair bridge]

on god i'm going to buy this microscope

[timber elk]

now now. Be polite heist.

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist I need context

[visual vortex]

Okay

[timber elk]

So me and heist live in the same state

[sleek harness]

Why the hell you telling theses freaks I am Brazilian

[visual vortex]

It's basically a cone

Upside down

Covered in needles

And when it gets colder it secretes sap

[timber elk]

It’s a grenade

That explodes wood

And it can be cooked and eaten

[visual vortex]

You can be near one and you can get sap on you too

[patent grove]

Life goals, a really powerful microscope, and a really powerful telescope

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when there's a bunch of sap i pick some off and chee on it

Better than gum

[timber elk]

Now

That is something I haven’t heard of before

But than again

That is far more normal than anything I’ve heard lately

[patent grove]

I found a store nearby that sells pickle vape and today is the day, I'm gonna buy one

[visual vortex]

We live in the state where people will strap giant muscular dogs to their office chairs and drift around on the sidewalks in them

Anything i do is probably normal

[timber elk]

Ehhhh

Nooooo

I would say we live in a state where people can’t drive worth shit

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Lmao true

[timber elk]

Putting giant dogs on their office chairs as a method of transportation would be a improvement to motor city

[visual vortex]

This is what happens when you cut off the Michigan car business

People get shittier cars that arent used to michigan and suck

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[visual vortex]

Then break every day

[timber elk]

As much as I love motor

City

It pains me to see the state it’s in

[visual vortex]

Agreed

There's now a saying called Detroit-style failure

[timber elk]

I always think of what ifs

[visual vortex]

Now we have a state tax

I mean leave tax

[fair bridge]

6TB WD black 7200 RPM for $190

[visual vortex]

So now you have to pay to leave because of how ass it is here

[fair bridge]

man

[sleek harness]

Poor

[fair bridge]

such a good deal

[timber elk]

Well I don’t plan on leaving

[visual vortex]

Me neither

[timber elk]

Despite’s detroits flaws it’s still my home

[visual vortex]

Im from a more northern part of michigan near the swamps and hunting areas

[fair bridge]

tread carefully. i have connections to the brazillian mafia

[timber elk]

As you told me

[visual vortex]

Detroit isnt my home but i find it charming

[sleek harness]

Which

We have a bunch

Dumbass

[patent grove]

6TB for under 200 sounds nuts

[visual vortex]

Detroit should go back to being a blue-collar muscle like it was before

[fair bridge]

the big one obviously

[timber elk]

It slowly is.

They are expanding contruction to the outer city

[fair bridge]

8TB WD blue 5640 RPM for $205

[sleek harness]

I think they are in Rio de Janeiro or São Paulo

As in like

City

[timber elk]

A lot of old run down things are being fixed and repaired

[sleek harness]

They ain't caring for me

[timber elk]

So at least there is some improvement

[fair bridge]

oh wow i thought you meant rio de janeiro or sao paulo the states

[visual vortex]

We need the car companies to start producing their own parts

And actually pay

[patent grove]

Having spinny parts seems a bit antiquated but for simple storage that's so good

[sleek harness]

Yeah turns out states comes from cities

[timber elk]

Than we would be the motor city again

[sleek harness]

Surprising huh?

[fair bridge]

the mafia exploded this cat they're doing you next

[visual vortex]

That's the dream

[patent grove]

Not to age myself but I remember seeing a 400 MB hard drive for $500+

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

You know. It’s probably for the best with the history of Detroit for that dream to stay dormant for now

[sleek harness]

I don't think they would like to be boss around

[fair bridge]

already gave them ur IP ur done kid

[timber elk]

But anyway. Enough about irl stuff

[sleek harness]

Which IP

[timber elk]

Let us discuss something else

[sleek harness]

Finally

Holy shit

[timber elk]

Breakfast

[visual vortex]

I ate ice cube sandwich

😋

[sleek harness]

I had no idea what you two freaks were talking about

[timber elk]

I’m having a BLT sandwich with chili fries

[visual vortex]

Michigan

[sleek harness]

For 10 minutes straight

[timber elk]

It only costed me 14$ for this breakfast

[visual vortex]

Was it good?

[timber elk]

Absolutely

[fair bridge]

damn an RX 9070 on newegg that comes with a shitass PSU and crimson desert for $630 doesn't sound bad

[timber elk]

I always come extremely early in the morning to get my breakfast from the diner

[sleek harness]

You upped the price by 300 and I don't like this deal anymore

[timber elk]

So that way I’m in and out

[fair bridge]

mafia coming

[visual vortex]

Im guessing it's a busy diner?

[sleek harness]

No ain't

You gave them the wrong IP

[timber elk]

More like a bar and grill and somewhat

[fair bridge]

whose IP did i give them

[sleek harness]

I think @tawdry edge

[fair bridge]

[timber elk]

They legit opened up within the first 5 minutes of me arriving

[fair bridge]

holy fucking shit an RX 6800 XT for $420

[timber elk]

So I got in. Ordered. Waited. Took my stuff and headed home.

[fair bridge]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

why are the prices getting lower

[sleek harness]

The AI bubble is popping

That's normal

[fair bridge]

oh it's a pretty card too

[hazy kestrel]

Nature is healing

:)

[visual vortex]

Slowly

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

look at that card

[timber elk]

I’m also watching Apollo 13 while eating

[visual vortex]

I am watching a man play a pvz mod

[hazy kestrel]

I am at work. :(

[visual vortex]

I let autoplay take the wheel

[sleek harness]

I don't think the annoying sound from gigacomputer structures in small towns will go away any time soon

[hazy kestrel]

True

[visual vortex]

There was that story a while back

Of a farmer family that declined an Ai's deal for their land

[sleek harness]

Type faster

Please

Or don't type at all

That's works too

[visual vortex]

Oh was i typing

I sidnt realize

[hazy kestrel]

Your impatience cost us the rest of the story >:(

[shell berry]

I still talk

Yooooo

[visual vortex]

Yeah fuck you skaven you dont get the rest of the story

You ruined it

[shell berry]

I’m red!

[visual vortex]

It's over

[visual vortex]

Congrats

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[sleek harness]

Cool

Did he like

Got shot

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

By a assassin

[shell berry]

I knew saying random words would get it!

[visual vortex]

You dont get the rest of the story

[sleek harness]

Why not

I haven't done anything

[visual vortex]

I felt like it

[hazy kestrel]

Do I get the rest of the story

[visual vortex]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[sleek harness]

That's favorism

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Well no

Maybe

[sleek harness]

Personamen will tell me the story anyways

[visual vortex]

Im indecisive

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

[sleek harness]

But you just told me that in DMs

[hazy kestrel]

You liar

Rat

:(

[sleek harness]

I am not lying

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

Rat

[visual vortex]

Oh man

Who do i trust

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[marsh iris]

heyy

[sleek harness]

Me obviously

[hazy kestrel]

Trust Garut

The third party

[marsh iris]

[visual vortex]

Hang on let me think

[sleek harness]

Garut tell them that I am right

So it's 2 vs 1

And I win

[marsh iris]

what did I get myself into

[sleek harness]

Personamen is lying about not telling me Ollpheist story

[visual vortex]

Maybei will choose

Ummmm

Hmmmm

Hang on i need a quarter

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist

Did you know this could be solved if you told me the story

Easily

[visual vortex]

No no

We're full throttle now

[marsh iris]

😔 i want out

[sleek harness]

But don't you want the easy way out

[visual vortex]

Im already committed and locked in

[sleek harness]

Lame

[visual vortex]

Either way it landed on heads whixh was tell the story

The family said no to the AI and basically fold the compny to fuck off

[sleek harness]

Can I make fun of fold

With you keeping up the story

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

Fold

[regal jasper]

Im trying to get an BTS ticket for my friend but im in the end of the line

[sleek harness]

Ex

[visual vortex]

The land was in the family for ages and helped keep breadlines open during the depression

So the family had a lot of sweat put in the land and called it a scam

This is the good ending

Im sure i missed things out

[sleek harness]

I cool it was a visual novel

[visual vortex]

But i am missing half my brain to remember

[sleek harness]

What was the bad ending

[visual vortex]

They sell the land to ai

[dire kayak]

well old bean you've gotten me again

[sleek harness]

Did the family died in a painful house fire

[regal jasper]

Skaven

[dire kayak]

i appear to be covered in anthrax

[sleek harness]

Goober

[amber delta]

Kanye West is coming to my country this year lets fucking go

[regal jasper]

Damn, i hate buy ticket for s show

[somber stream]

"Weapons" plot and ending is so lame wtf

[sleek harness]

I have gotten enough confidence to continue doing the free art that I totally promised to your girlfriend

[dire kayak]

regretfully here

[sleek harness]

Did you sent the wrong emoji

[visual vortex]

Looks line emo spongebob

[sleek harness]

Looks like Kris from Deltarune chapter 5

[visual vortex]

Who?

[sleek harness]

Kris Deltarune

[visual vortex]

John tide

[pale totem]

https://tenor.com/view/deus-ex-deus-ex-jc-shame-gif-26245854

[dire kayak]

no that was intentional

im in mental distress

[marsh iris]

i know who to trust now

[sleek harness]

Don't you usual sent the cat one

[dire kayak]

this one?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Every time i see that guy

I think of the youtuber that made the mentally ill guy eat shit live on stream

[dire kayak]

whuh????

[visual vortex]

And change his username multiple times to avoid youtube moderation

That has been quietly having a comeback on valorant trolling videos

[dire kayak]

ollpheist give context please

[regal jasper]

Really? Thats absolutely cool, ty for doing her oc

She really likes it

[sleek harness]

There was this guy who made a live stream series where he attempted to do a challenge for how long a human can stay awake before sleeping

[tawdry edge]

What

[sleek harness]

Even though this challenge was closed for health reasons

[sleek harness]

The mafia is coming after you

[tawdry edge]

They won't survive

[sleek harness]

It's not any mafia

It's THE Mafia

From like

[visual vortex]

MaxamillianMus

[sleek harness]

Thoses old mobile ads

[tawdry edge]

They won't survive.
Brazil will consume them.

[sleek harness]

Doubt it

[tawdry edge]

Two have already fallen. They have stepped in here for a mere second.

[sleek harness]

The level 99 gigaboss is destroying São Paulo right now

It's on the news

[tawdry edge]

Propaganda.
São Paulo's contaminated air have made their numbers dwindle.

[sleek harness]

Yewh

This made the gigaboss' job easier

[dire kayak]

oh him

[sleek harness]

The police kept dying from lung cancer

[dire kayak]

the guy who did the yt pfp thing a decade ago

and hes gotten worse

[visual vortex]

And had a discord where he shared illegal content and harass campaigns

[tawdry edge]

Our police has adapted to the toxic waste environment. The mafia hasn't.

[visual vortex]

Yeah that guy

[tawdry edge]

He literally got brain damage from that and has only worsened

Kind of insane

[sleek harness]

I mean, a level 99 gigaboss have at least one skill point on toxic resistance

[amber delta]

lvl 99 girlboss

[tawdry edge]

They would require 42067 points into toxic resistance to endure São Paulo's air

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

But it just does 1 damage per second

Level 99 gigaboss have too much health

[kindred plinth]

is it just me or the servers are cooked in EU? ingame chat not working, laggy bugfest games, wtf fatfart?

[tawdry edge]

Fatshark servers are just like dat

[regal jasper]

Im worried about that ticket thing, if my friend doesnt buy it today, she gonna lose her life show, daaamn

[somber stream]

They should bring back custom emblems

[tawdry edge]

Kpop tickets and its not even huntrix smh waste of time

[regal jasper]

Shut up

[formal mortar]

Woke up smelling cereal, only to find that it was my candle the whole time

[amber delta]

wait people actually like bts I thought it was all a joke?

[patent grove]

I'll take NIN tickets pleass

[formal mortar]

Big titty succubi?

[tawdry edge]

People unironically like playing vrchat ofc theres gonna be BTS fans

[amber delta]

[regal jasper]

Yeah

[formal mortar]

I like mamamoo

[regal jasper]

My friend really like them

I gave her a original bts album in her birthday

She really love kpop

[patent grove]

Inkubus Sukkubus

[amber delta]

basic uncouth taste = bts fans

nuanced refined taste = huntrix fans

[regal jasper]

Better than vrchat with web sex

[formal mortar]

Never heard of huntrix

[tawdry edge]

Big tittied anime lady giving me head on vrchat call that shit the download

[regal jasper]

Huntrix is more pop than K pop, cause they had like, 3 korean lines in their music

[regal jasper]

Never say that again

[tawdry edge]

C'mon it was a good joke

[formal mortar]

It wasnt a joke

I should get coffee and eat breakfast

[tawdry edge]

Mind of Sid? More like Mid of Sid

[amber delta]

last time I was on vrchat I was knuckles harassing big tiddy catgirls (they were my queen)

[formal mortar]

Ya know I never insulted you, but maybe I should

[tawdry edge]

2017 chungus humor were simpler times. I miss those.

[cobalt lichen]

Heck yeah Behind The Scenes

[regal jasper]

It wasnt a joke

Not for me

My friend is almost buying the ticket

Lets goo

[thick coyote]

I had a friend that was waaaay into kpop
He always sent me metal covers from those kpop songs

[thick coyote]

So yeah

BTS is good

[regal jasper]

I dont like it, even with metal covers

But my friend loves it so Im helping her to buy it

[ancient violet]

K pop board of directors crafting another song in a meeting that feeds off of the insecurities of teenagers:

[regal jasper]

[tawdry edge]

Kpop industries starving their idols to feed into misogynistic beauty standards:

[cobalt lichen]

I do like how BTS the music group got pissy over people using BTS as in Behind The Scenes like they were trying to leach off the music group’s hype.

[ancient violet]

It actually blows my mind that all the K pop groups are owned by just 4 companies

But then I remember the American music industry

[tired inlet]

as a form of sexual objectification in service to the commodification of women's bodies in a capitalist-driven system to sell products via sexuality

[formal mortar]

All the tv owned by 1 family

[tawdry edge]

I mean, the entirety of the US is owned by Israel and gambling websites so I guess 4 music companies isn't that mindblowing

[ancient violet]

Truuuuuu

Also all music companies are owned by Sony anyways

Wait

NOOOOO

[tired inlet]

I mean, in Japan yeah

[tawdry edge]

The illusion of free choice

[ancient violet]

I have a Chinese tv 😈

[tawdry edge]

Bro used them fancy words

[tired inlet]

I just think you should listen to more underground punk and independent labels

[formal mortar]

So owned by 1 person

[ancient violet]

Even "punk" has been commodified

Just look at "who cares if she's 17?" MGK

[formal mortar]

What kind of coffee should i get today

[regal jasper]

Cappuccino

[regal jasper]

ppl when get famous.

[sleek harness]

As in like

[ancient violet]

Hey competition is competition

[sleek harness]

Orka why do you have a old chinese TV

[ancient violet]

Cheap and works fine

[regal jasper]

Why not?

[formal mortar]

And i have to drive across river to get gas under $4.20

[tawdry edge]

He calls himself a conservative
So like. Pedophile conservative? Fork found in kitchen

[sleek harness]

Can you play KCD2 in it

[ancient violet]

He's also married to Megan Fox

So is that a triple???

[sleek harness]

Wouldn't a normal TV be cheaper

[ancient violet]

The only American TV company that still exists is Vizio

And they still make their TVs in Korea

[regal jasper]

Megan fox is married?

[tawdry edge]

Strike!

[ancient tinsel]

And they only sell them in Walmart I think

I used to have a Vizio

Shit quality now

[sleek harness]

Korean TV vs Chinese TV

That's a match

[delicate vapor]

big chungo

[ancient violet]

Chinese TVs are competitive in the lower and mid tier quality

Korean TVs dominate at the higher end

[ancient tinsel]

Try Chinese EV vs American EV. No contest there. China is way better.

[formal mortar]

I havent watched an actual tv station in years

[ancient tinsel]

Tesla sucks compared to a Xiaomi SU7 car.

[tawdry edge]

(I also didn't know this)

[ancient violet]

But like I refuse to believe you need a $3k tv 💀

[sleek harness]

That's called technology evolution

[tawdry edge]

I am not gonna lie if you still watch TV I'll consider you a freak

[formal mortar]

Yeah we are devolving our tech in the US

[ancient tinsel]

It's more likely called "Why did we outsource all our manufacturing for short term profit and not think of long term consequences"

[sleek harness]

In the next 20 years we will be using VR Headset implanted on everyone's home instead of phones

[formal mortar]

Its almost like wh40k here

[sleek harness]

Just watch

[ancient tinsel]

No.

VR won't take hold the way people think.

It's not comfortable long-term.

[ancient violet]

What's funny is that whenever China tries to get into the tech market, the fucking monopolies in Korea/America cry and whine to the US govt to bar them

They did this with Huawei 💀

Imagine having a phone that is better than the new iPhone but at half the cost

[sleek harness]

Exactly that's why it's going to be used instead of phones

[ancient tinsel]

My Oculus holds my shitter door open. It's a literal doorstop.

[sleek harness]

How do you thought AI assistants got added to everything?

Being useful?

[formal mortar]

Get an old fridge from last century? Lasts forever.
Get a fridge from this century? Lasts 2 - 5 years

[sleek harness]

Last century?

Like

1500s?

[formal mortar]

1900s

[ancient tinsel]

I have one from 300 BC.

Still going strong.

[sleek harness]

I remember when King Sigismund had his sandwich stolen from his fridge

That's memorable history

[formal mortar]

Sounds like a skill issue

[sleek harness]

It was stolen by Henry of Skalitz

[formal mortar]

No clue who they are

[ancient violet]

VR chat and the incomprehensible horrors it produces 😔😔😔

[sleek harness]

Okay KCD

[formal mortar]

Dunno what kcd is

[thick coyote]

He got emancipated then skipped exams week to go to the show

[ancient violet]

Kiss cake deez

[formal mortar]

I prefer to slap cake

[hazy kestrel]

Cringe, imagine skipping your exams. >:(

[formal mortar]

Imagine having exams

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[twin flower]

Imagine failing exams

[sleek harness]

Play KCD

[formal mortar]

Dont have game

[sleek harness]

The first game just got a new gen patch

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

[formal mortar]

You buy it for me?

[sleek harness]

Buy it

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Just study harder smh

[sleek harness]

Poor

[formal mortar]

Then no

[sleek harness]

I am not asking to buy now

[formal mortar]

Playing cyberpunk

[sleek harness]

Just buy when you have money

[ancient violet]

The real question is

If Megan Fox and MGK are in a relationship

Who is the abuser in the relationship? 🤔

[formal mortar]

Next game I buy will be the new brigandine coming out

[sleek harness]

That's lame

[formal mortar]

Ok i drive, bye

[regal jasper]

Both probably

[thick coyote]

He was too smart
Still had to take them once he came back

And afaik he did good on them

[regal jasper]

If u stay with someone who do criminal things, u're criminal too

[thick coyote]

No wonder I considered him top1 of the class

[ancient violet]

No

The answer is:

They have a daughter

[thick coyote]

Damn
I had weird friends

But I was weird too

[delicate vapor]

[regal jasper]

Stay on both

[thick coyote]

So for people like me

Weird people is just people

[little marten]

LICHTTTT

[elder merlin]

[sour kelp]

it is not

[sleek harness]

Nurgle Gaymer

[little marten]

Can you tell me how to blend / glaze

If not

Be out of my sight!

At once!

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sleek harness]

What

Who do you want to glaze

[little marten]

My sister

[thick coyote]

There's no limit to the glaze

[sleek harness]

I am going to kill that guy

[shell goblet]

i wanna try getting some of my auric penances these next few days

[hazy kestrel]

Use a blender you silly goose

Smh my head

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[sleek harness]

The one about not dying?

That's easy

[feral vessel]

GOOPMORNING

GOOPED

[sleek harness]

Merp

[feral vessel]

skavn

en

[sleek harness]

Grow your hair again

[feral vessel]

skaven

[sleek harness]

I preferred when you were plant

[feral vessel]

whayd

wh

sure

[cobalt lichen]

Chat
I forgot to draw the things i said I’d draw

[dire kayak]

one in a krillion

[shell goblet]

yea i just don't get to play auric usually bc my wife plays on damn !!!! so i don't really get to push myself in auric unless she's working ! n usually all i can rally is randos

[dire kayak]

merp

[shell goblet]

but i think i can get a solid team going over the next few days :3

[feral vessel]

GET TO WORK SLAVE

doro_whip

https://tenor.com/view/meme-nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-dorothy-dorowhip-gif-13339968757220517040

[sleek harness]

Are you a hacker

You ain't acting like Merp

Merp would never say that unless drunk

Or drugged

[dire kayak]

mekw

meow

[sleek harness]

Wait, you join your wife on damnation everytime she's playing?

[shell goblet]

i just mostly play this game with my wife !! bc we have a lot of fun playing together

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

I see

[twin flower]

partnermaxxing

[sleek harness]

So you two are a hivemind

[shell goblet]

she's my favourite teammate even if we can only play up to damnation when we play together

[dire kayak]

tyranid reference

thank god for autocorrect rn

[hazy kestrel]

Hello, Based department? Yeah, I want to tell you about someone who is pretty based.

[sleek harness]

Lacey reacted to the wrong message with heart

[cobalt lichen]

ack

[marsh iris]

wheres my partner

[hazy kestrel]

Gone

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

Reduced to atoms

[tawdry edge]

Under your skin.

Take it off.

Take your skin off.

Find your partner.

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the Cultist Simulator approach.

[tawdry edge]

No its the

[hazy kestrel]

Brb, gonna enter the Door in the Eye and go meet the Watchman

[tawdry edge]

Approach

[south valve]

I knew a schizophrenic guy once

[regal jasper]

I want to die

[south valve]

and yet the strangest thing about him was still that he was a custodes fan

[regal jasper]

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[dire kayak]

me too

you get used to it

[regal jasper]

Why not?

[hazy kestrel]

But why

[dire kayak]

ive tried to die in the past but failed at even that

[twin flower]

cuz life is doodoo

[regal jasper]

Cause life its boring

[green vector]

Soy chat

[tawdry edge]

Breaches the Cadian gate. Thousands of lower levels fleet slaves dead.
Enters the Eye of Terror into Slaneesh's domain.

OH, PRINCE OF PLEASURE. PRINCE OF EXCESS! PLEASURE ENCARNATE! I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU-

"For incredible power?"

FOR A GIRLFRIEND!

[feral vessel]

yeah i need some soy sauce i hope i can extract it here

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit

[tawdry edge]

Because i love you

[feral vessel]

COME ON CHAT
GIVE ME SOY SAUCE

I NEED SOME FOR MY FUCKING MAGI

[twin flower]

get your own soy sauce

[hazy kestrel]

All is as thinking makes it so, and you control your thinking.

Is that shrimple

[south valve]

Who's Maggie?

[twin flower]

but if ded

[dire kayak]

yeah

[twin flower]

no more thinking

[regal jasper]

But im always failing

[twin flower]

its so shrimple

[south valve]

Idealism or something

[tawdry edge]

Failing is human. It is part of the process, part of life.

[south valve]

idk

[tawdry edge]

Without failures there is no progress.

[feral vessel]

magi is a cooking brand

[tawdry edge]

Without failures there is no improvement.

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever gets me through another day is good enough for me.

[twin flower]

bro is cooking maggie

[south valve]

Oh okay

[feral vessel]

they mostly make shitty instant soups and whatever

[dire kayak]

the failure is infinitely more embarrassing and depressive

[south valve]

You put sauce in your soup?

[hazy kestrel]

Pal, suicide is not the answer

[south valve]

✝️ BACK TO HELL, DEMON

not directed at personman, that was bad timing

[tawdry edge]

Lmao

[south valve]

on my part

[hazy kestrel]

No, no. It’s fine.

[stuck crescent]

The witch?

[hazy kestrel]

You can banish my ocd demon

[dire kayak]

how come?

[south valve]

I hope she's still in Hell

[hazy kestrel]

Well, why do you think it’s the answer?

[dire kayak]

i don't think i can say here

needs some traumadumping

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[feral vessel]

that

thats what fuckign soy sauce is

idiot

[dire kayak]

soylent sauce

[feral vessel]

you're getting demoted to 3rd lieutenant of the stupid town police force

[hazy kestrel]

Well, work is slow today, so I’m all ears if you need to trauma dump. I’ll give you some advice that I think may help when applicable.

[ripe tangle]

I made a mistake…

[stuck crescent]

Ignore him, he's a sauceophobe

[hazy kestrel]

However, it’ll be a lot of paraphrasing, since I don’t have my Stoicism books with me.

[green vector]

When one of my monitors decides to just not detect makes me wanna Kms ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, Sister Lucia is back

[south valve]

You put it in soup?

like you're meant to?

[dire kayak]

[stuck crescent]

Liking krieg? Yes, a mistake

[ripe tangle]

I bought a newer Saints Row game thinking it would be fun; and all I found was that the characters were the most insufferable tone-deaf, least funny, and straight up annoying pieces of shit I ever let occupy my screen.

[green vector]

Bruh

[tawdry edge]

Krieg_Hater#43, tell me your wisdom. Which regiment to tolerate?

[ripe tangle]

I asked Steam for a refund

[neon agate]

What about liking frogs?

[green vector]

Saints row is bussin

Get in the bin

[dire kayak]

[ripe tangle]

The old games were bussin

[stuck crescent]

Frogs are cool

[ripe tangle]

the newer one is just… the worst

[delicate vapor]

hearing my friends fight over an action figure

[green vector]

Saints row 4 is dog shit ye

[south valve]

Do we fuck with crabs?

[tawdry edge]

Elios give me 15 dollars

[delicate vapor]

which one

[ripe tangle]

YES!

[delicate vapor]

@regal jasper

[south valve]

Which ones do you like?

[ripe tangle]

yes goddamnit it was bad

[delicate vapor]

King crab

hold on

[tawdry edge]

I'm not the Deep

[shell goblet]

i didn't rlly get into saints row but i honestly should've

[green vector]

WHY THE FUCK WONT MY MONITOR DETECT

[ripe tangle]

Saints Row 1 and 2 were really good

[delicate vapor]

king crab, snow crab, mud crab

[green vector]

I'm gonna fucking swing in a minute

[tawdry edge]

Why are you pinging her

[ripe tangle]

the ones made after 3 I don’t like though

[regal jasper]

My friend doesnt buy the bts ticket

[ripe tangle]

and I should’ve known better

[tawdry edge]

Why

[shell goblet]

i don't know much abt them outside of one of the old streamers i used to watch briefly played it on a variety stream but it it looks like meme-y gta

[amber delta]

it is a meme gta

[ripe tangle]

it is a meme gta

[regal jasper]

Cause her friend who has trying to buy it too, used a our friend link to buy it for 4 friends of her and dont buy it to my friend after promise that to her

So, my friend cant go to bts tour

[shell goblet]

v funny v cool

[tawdry edge]

What a shitty fucking friend

[regal jasper]

Isnt a friend

[tawdry edge]

Damn :/ sorry it happened

[delicate vapor]

go ask her for 15 buck

[regal jasper]

She used our friends link to buy it for her friends and fucked up everything

[stuck crescent]

Tbh:You should never judge others for what they enjoy, some people will just like things you don't.
That doesn't make them bad for liking it, and that doesn't make you bad for not liking them

UNLESS ITS THE KRIEG, WORST FACTION, WORST FANBASE, HATE KRIEG, NEVER BEEN GOOD, GW'S BIGGEST MISTAKE

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[tawdry edge]

No I'm asking you because dollar conversion gives me more money

[regal jasper]

Im sad now, cause my friend probably its crying rn

And idk how to help

[delicate vapor]

nope

[tawdry edge]

Is there no way to BUY the tickets?

[regal jasper]

No

They sold out

[tawdry edge]

Damn

[amber delta]

steal them

[regal jasper]

Theres no more tickets

[amber delta]

buy from scalpers

[regal jasper]

And theres no one selling them rn

[tawdry edge]

That sucks

[regal jasper]

I want to kill the girl who fucked up all of this

[tawdry edge]

Beat her up and steal her tickets

[amber delta]

spread her entrails over your roof

[regal jasper]

I cant just ignore, she stole her friends link to her and break my friend dreams

[regal jasper]

I want it

[raw grotto]

Anyone looking to get a consistent group of chill adults with mics to play with going?

[tawdry edge]

Guess they won't be friends anymore now

[stoic dune]

isn't there a setting for max fps in darktide? i only see Vsync, and for some reason my game is stuck at 60fps

[amber delta]

decapitate her, flay her, scalp her head, then wear her skull on your jacket as way of penance

[stoic dune]

screen is 165hz, and that's what i get in desktop

[bronze wren]

For a cat it must feel so good to just puncture stuff with their teeth
I swear if I was a cat i‘d just run around all day and bite Everything in sight

[shell goblet]

nothing is stopping u, be the change you want to see in the world

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to go back to attempting My Summer Car, and get mad that every time I attach something, another already put on piece falls off because of a loose screw or whatever

[shell goblet]

i just be biting shit

[green vector]

fucking finally fixed it

dogshit ass monitors

[bronze wren]

Preach O wise guru

[dire kayak]

im tired, going to bed

[delicate vapor]

googluck

[shell goblet]

me if i had a poop monitor

[ripe tangle]

thanks

[green vector]

goin to bed at 3:30pm 🥀

[languid hazel]

-# ||WOOF!!!||

:3

[green vector]

you tidin?

[tawdry edge]

Average 10 hour My Summer Car gameplay fr

[shell goblet]

gotta do some stuffs today but when i get home yeah !

i wanna do my auric penances

[green vector]

im at work in couple hrs so ill play when im back then

[green vector]

based

which ones

[shell goblet]

weve been doin so good on auric and i dont rlly get to go up here that often w tiff so i wanna actually try for em now

[green vector]

coulda done auric maels with no death if you didnt blow yourself up

[shell goblet]

yeah

[green vector]

i just need to do auric maels finishes now

[shell goblet]

no i know i was actually so upset abt that- the second i overloaded i just knew i was gonna get hit by a bullshit poxburster turning 90° mid jump towards me

with like 1.5 min left lmao

[green vector]

smh

i hate poxbursters

[somber stream]

Pox bursters hate you

[green vector]

good fuck em

[somber stream]

Weird taste but okay

[tawdry edge]

Poxism in gen chat?

@ Wardens, kill this man.

[delicate vapor]

[amber delta]

would you date the love of your life if they were 17 years and 11 months old

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

tiff and i have a rolling bit every time we actually get hit by one bc no audio or a push didn't register we always just banter back and forth "fucking things shouldn't be in the game" "bloody ridiculous they need to remove these damn things entirely" just to feel better about ourselves 😭

[regal jasper]

I want to kill that motherfucker

She literally stole the tickets

From my friend

[green vector]

we need to get the vc goin

i need to find my fuckin mic

[somber stream]

How obnoxiously Bri'ish can you get with the mic?

[green vector]

very

[somber stream]

I want you in my squad

[hazy kestrel]

Chewsday, innit?

[green vector]

i have to announciate my words properly or else people outside of england dunno wtf im sayin

[shell goblet]

she and i are always in a vc when we play w you bc the audio quality filters better and we don't want to suck so it's worth it to almost hear the echo occasionally

bc we have her xbox and my pc in the same room

[somber stream]

Might need to get Nurgle along the ride to translate

ELEHVEN

[green vector]

[somber stream]

ELEHVEN

[green vector]

i see i see

[hazy kestrel]

I met an Australian guy once

[green vector]

ill look for my mic

[hazy kestrel]

Couldn’t understand half of what he said

He seemed nice though

[green vector]

last had it when i was vcing with chuds from the league discord

[somber stream]

Nurgle sounds like Male Fanatic

[shell goblet]

no worries ✨ sometimes i get non verbally high before we play anyways

[somber stream]

A headsup

[green vector]

You get what now

[hazy kestrel]

Absolutely based

[shell goblet]

but i'm usually at my peak in terms of how hard i can lock in when im non verbally high

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

idk sometimes after i smoke i just don't wanna talk lmao

so i just don't say anything except for a shotcall here and there as needed lmao

[somber stream]

@little marten We need to organize a raid

[green vector]

That's fine by me my g

[shell goblet]