general-chat

[timber elk]

Eh don’t wanna go into it but he’s a nut job

[twin flower]

cheeki breeki time

[marsh iris]

what martial arts is best against a mutant or a rager

[twin flower]

fair nuff

[twin flower]

uhh

Gun Fu

[marsh iris]

gun kata

[timber elk]

This shotgun I found

[potent sage]

none of them he's going to kill you and then take ur shit

[feral vessel]

gun fu
wait wasnt that a real martial art in that movie where uhh

they took drugs against emotion

dystopia

[marsh iris]

they can have my shit without them asking

[feral vessel]

EUQUILI SOMETHING

EQUILI

[timber elk]

Equilibrium?

[trail bramble]

Gun Kata, equilibrium

[feral vessel]

HEUREKA

[marsh iris]

yeah awesome movie

[twin flower]

ye I was referencing that lmao

[timber elk]

God what a horseshit of a movie but it’s really stupid fun

[feral vessel]

i actually have a physical copy of that movie

like, DVD

from my pops

[trail bramble]

John Woo had that dog in him

[timber elk]

JOHN WOO?!

God his gun play scenes are awesome

[feral vessel]

i also have a shitton of pirated PS1 dvds for some reason.. and a PS1

i think i could sell the PS1 for a relatively good fortune if needed

[marsh iris]

i remember PS1 have that really shitty UI for a movie player

[trail bramble]

wait a minute I googled it
John Woo didn't direct equilibrium? fuck me, could've sworn

[timber elk]

I argue john woo’s gun play scenes are better than John wick

[timber elk]

No?

That’s why too slow for his scenes

[marsh iris]

its patrick bateman as the main hero

[feral vessel]

same actor

smh

[twin flower]

I remember being so afraid of playing prince of persia 1

cuz of zombies

in the playstaion

[timber elk]

lol I remember being afraid of nazi zombies

[twin flower]

ye, it was zombies and that really old dinosaur game

[marsh iris]

it was resident evil on PS1, quite creepy

[twin flower]

i cant remember the title of

[timber elk]

Holy shit

[twin flower]

dino d day?

[marsh iris]

dino crisis

[timber elk]

That like unlocked a key memory

[twin flower]

no thats not right..

Dino Crisis! yes thank you

[marsh iris]

pog game

[timber elk]

I remember me being super scared of shino numa

In world at war

[twin flower]

I remember seeing my dad play it and it just seemed so horrifying to me as a child lmao

[marsh iris]

theres a samurai/ninja game is also quite creepy

theres no zombie or ghost

just the enemies are creepy

[timber elk]

I swear to god if you mention dark katana

Speaking of hold ps1 style game

[trail bramble]

Onimusha

[timber elk]

There’s this game called the labyrinth of the demon king

It’s a really really good horror game

[marsh iris]

oh wait no, its Tenchu

[timber elk]

It takes the concept of the end times of the Buddha and puts it in a shogun era Japan

And it’s really good I think garut might like it

Since he seems to enjoy ps1 games

[twin flower]

throwback thursday

makes u wanna see remakes of these goldies in like a modern day engine

[timber elk]

John Romero still plays PvP doom with his fans

[marsh iris]

well yeah i enjoyed it last time

[timber elk]

Throwback Thursday

[marsh iris]

Monster Rancher

[feral vessel]

rigor mortis

[timber elk]

Dude is like a actual demon at DOOM PvP

Than again he created the fucking game

[marsh iris]

something about the first doom creeps me out

i think its the sprites

its always facing you

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Hmmmmm

Nothing really creeps me out in doom

But

[marsh iris]

just me

[timber elk]

If I had to say something did?

[trail bramble]

It was intended to be action horror, even if it's mostly remembered as an action game

[twin flower]

The doom movie kinda creeped me out

[timber elk]

It had to be the imps from doom 3

[twin flower]

that was before i knew there was a game about it

[marsh iris]

sprite games when the sprites always faces you like you are always being watched

[timber elk]

Something about them having spider eyes

[trail bramble]

the two chief influences of doom were Evil Dead 2 and Alien iirc

[timber elk]

It’s certainly a design choice for the imps

Having spider eyes

But yet I’m not creeped out by dead space

[jaunty path]

its been a little bit since I played doom

[timber elk]

If anything if I play dead space my mind attunes to the “PURGE THE GODLESS ONES” “VILE BLIGHT UPON HUMANITY” “BURN IN THE FLAMES OF THE STARS ABOMNATION”

[twin flower]

getting into the mindset i see

wish there was more of it ree

[timber elk]

and for some reason my mind keeps doing the Mandela effect where I keep thinking I can curb stomp necromorphs like from gears of war

[twin flower]

prolly the best space horror out there imo

[trail bramble]

did the remake do away with the Isaac Clarke school of Irish Dancing?

[twin flower]

irish dancing?

[timber elk]

Irish dancing- oh you mean his heavy ass crub stomps?

No

[trail bramble]

Irish Dancing has a lot of stomping

[timber elk]

In affect they made him more pissed off

[twin flower]

now am just imagine Isaac doing the dance on top of dead necromorphs

I like the new lines they added in the remake

[timber elk]

I mean I would be pretty pissed off too at the necromorphs

[twin flower]

• brutally stomping necromorphs and you just hear him say*

"Jesus christ!" among other lines of course

[timber elk]

They are a godless vile bunch of a species

curb stomps a necromorph

FUCK YOU!!!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

DIE!!!

[twin flower]

i cant remember all of them but its nice they added details of like, horrified dialogue

[twin flower]

poggers

[timber elk]

I mean they are

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

And earthgov actually had good reason to bury it

[feral vessel]

HI MISSUS

[timber elk]

HAVE YOU SEEN A PREGANT?!

[feral vessel]

pregant

[timber elk]

Or a brute!?

[twin flower]

necro babies

[feral vessel]

pregnant

[simple cliff]

Gregnant

[twin flower]

the uhh

[feral vessel]

greg

[timber elk]

Yeah it’s one of the names of the necromorphs

[twin flower]

Divider was the other creepiest one to me

[feral vessel]

mpreg react this man now

[timber elk]

Because it’s a necromorph filled to the brim with necro babies

And you can kill it with the flamethrower without rupturing it

[twin flower]

really morbid as hell, reminds me of that short story about the prelude to deadspace 2, the guy that saved you

imagine surviving all that and just die after meeting isaac

[timber elk]

Eh I don’t feel bad

[marsh iris]

deadspace necromorphs and the thing aliens are very similar

[timber elk]

Dude literally saw all the necromorphs and thought. “Yeah now’s a good time to see him”

[twin flower]

lmao yeah

[timber elk]

Which means they can be killed easily :>

Flamethrower

[marsh iris]

i remember laughing from shock when the medic tries to free you from your strait jacket

yeah bro just transform right under my nose

[twin flower]

think he was also an engineer

[timber elk]

No

He was a security guard

HE WASNT EVEN ARMED TOO

[twin flower]

wasn't he off repairing other stuff before he met isaac

i thought the girl was the security guard

the one he lowkey left behind

[timber elk]

No so both him and the chick are about the church

[feral vessel]

i have nae played deadspace yet

[twin flower]

huh

[feral vessel]

my dad is a big fan though

[timber elk]

Good taste

[twin flower]

been a hot minute, but the world behind it is great imo

well, like horror wise

deadspace 3 was kinda ehhh

[feral vessel]

yeah i think its balanced out by him playing apex most of the time

[timber elk]

And the necromorphs are a actual legitimate threat

[potent sage]

ajdfuuhopsfuhipafd[uho

uhiafuhdusahof

uhiabsfuh

[twin flower]

still enjoyed it

[feral vessel]

he has repented for playing League at some point in the past

[marsh iris]

baby necromorphs

[timber elk]

That explodes

[twin flower]

curb stomp bab-

-# hmm

[timber elk]

Shoot up necromoprh sch-

I was advised by my lawyer not to finish the joke for dead space 2

[marsh iris]

mother hugging the babymorph in the nursery

[twin flower]

hella sad bruh

[timber elk]

Yeah

[marsh iris]

i know its so messed up

[timber elk]

Especially the children

They never had a chance

And they get turned into the pack

[marsh iris]

toddlers skibidding after you

[twin flower]

skibiding

[jaunty path]

someone say skibidi

[feral vessel]

there are femboys psychically assaulting my noggin again

hell

p

[timber elk]

But at least we laid the entire school of the necromorphs to rest

[feral vessel]

missus calm yourself or you're getting a dose of class-E's

[timber elk]

They never deserved that fate

[jaunty path]

skibidi skibidi skibidi

[feral vessel]

this jit really likes xenodrugs

[marsh iris]

skibitide

[delicate vapor]

Tung

[jaunty path]

stfu

[marsh iris]

at least the villains get satisfying deaths

like that crazy lady getting gunned down by a ship

everyones crazy except isaac i know this

[feral vessel]

you want to be used as a pincushion for injector needles

dontcha

flort

[timber elk]

Ellie?

[feral vessel]

why the fuck is the entire top of YT search results for darktide mister e slop

i hate mister e

[marsh iris]

i think so

[twin flower]

Ellie's crazy too

[timber elk]

No

She’s actually sane

Surprisingly

[feral vessel]

can we talk about something like uh

me

how pretty i am

[timber elk]

It’s only us that are affected by the marker

[obtuse oak]

Output and popularity

[jaunty path]

y

[timber elk]

I’m so hungry

[obtuse oak]

He makes more videos that get more views than anyone else so the algorithm keeps pushing him

[feral vessel]

That was more of a rhetorical question, Hank.

[marsh iris]

how does the marker turn us into necromorphs

[timber elk]

I really want a BLT

[jaunty path]

tell us the next class.

[feral vessel]

But thank you for your explanation.

[timber elk]

So it sends signals

[obtuse oak]

You're welcome

[feral vessel]

bald ena is horrifying

dont do that

[feral vessel]

his videos are slop..

[timber elk]

These signals carry a genetic code that mutates and transforms the dead corpses @marsh iris

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735588196410196071/1485624191762829464/Rannick_optimized.gif

[twin flower]

But it needed corpses first right

thats why the mining colony was killing each other first

[feral vessel]

rannick? no,,, something with the inquisition........................ the way he is dancing..

[nocturne bloom]

40 assists in one LoL match, i get 1 like

[twin flower]

the marker was driving some of them mad

[feral vessel]

QUICK COME UP WITH BASELESS THEORIES

[timber elk]

The marker they found. Began to send out signals. Blueprints, a switch that made people become homicdal

[marsh iris]

i dont find the appeal of "transcending" into some mindless killing abomination

unless the marker telepathically tell the living to do so

[timber elk]

Than the signal mutates the genetic code and turns them into infectors

[feral vessel]

why do people have to be at work around these hours

im abolishing work

[timber elk]

It legit is

[feral vessel]

so you can all talk to me longer...

[twin flower]

vote for sergal

[obtuse oak]

The marker sounds like a chaos artifact tbh

(I've never played dead space)

[feral vessel]

yeah im going to enslave all the AI tech bros to work minimum wage instead

[twin flower]

Deadspace x 40k collab when?

[marsh iris]

straight from the warp

[timber elk]

It uses the trauma of the victim into doing things. We see it happen with Issac

Strass

The captain

[dire kayak]

im still here

[obtuse oak]

I guess I should play the dead space remake sometime

[twin flower]

actually yeah, how come he seems more resistent to it

[obtuse oak]

It's good, right?

[twin flower]

really good

[obtuse oak]

Cool

[feral vessel]

yes

[twin flower]

to me that is

[marsh iris]

yeag i played all 3 long time ago

[twin flower]

real

[timber elk]

Because Issac signal is different . His signal is to build more markers. More markers mean more people to infect. More people means more infectors to create slashers

[twin flower]

Been a hot minute, but I do enjoy the story

[timber elk]

The idea goes even if a single necromoprh goes to a city or colony the planet is completely doomed

Plus you also have the evolution chain of the necromorphs

Than at the very top of the chain are the twin brother moons

[dire kayak]

im a little out of it rn

[feral vessel]

gooba

[feral vessel]

drugs

[timber elk]

Which are a galaxy ending set of moons

[feral vessel]

goober is high

quickly drown them in hugs

[timber elk]

Than of the twin brother moons a tyranid hive fleet but on steroids @twin flower @marsh iris

[twin flower]

Oh yeah I forgot about the moon bits

[marsh iris]

i forgot a lot of details

[dire kayak]

i would never

[twin flower]

Such a surprising lore dump at the time lmao

[timber elk]

Necromorphs are extremely scary

[marsh iris]

im not one to remember a lot of lore but only the gory bits

[twin flower]

the fookin moooon

[timber elk]

The only reason I remember this stuff is because they remind me of the flood from halo

But they move a lot slower than the flood

[amber portal]

For the emprah

[timber elk]

:0

For the emprah

[delicate vapor]

noob

[nocturne bloom]

How is that noob, I perma stunlock anyone at will

[delicate vapor]

love you too

[nocturne bloom]

Oh so now you love me

[delicate vapor]

well its not like I wanted to

[feral vessel]

hi lamia

hihello

[nocturne bloom]

Hello

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody ever made you

[delicate vapor]

🙂‍↔️

[timber elk]

@twin flower also I really like deathwatch and the deathwatch from warhammer for some reason to encouraged to look into lore of different alien species

[amber portal]

I turned around and i saw a red dot pointing to my head

[timber elk]

So like a large majority of my time was learning about necromorphs

[nocturne bloom]

Im so excited for gears of war e day

Its gonna be so nice to have another locust era game with horde mode

[whole bough]

i still hope fatshark adds a skaven class

mayeb with a real sniper

yknow with a scope

[nocturne bloom]

As much as I didnt like gears 5 things like the executions you could get were so good so I hope it bleeds into e day

[delicate vapor]

c day

[nocturne bloom]

Amount of people i made rage quit in 5 with goofy ass executions was amazing

I loved the maul one where you just throw them at like Mach 10 into a wall and they explode on impact

[surreal onyx]

Hmmm. Need some Lovecraft games in my life this year. Looks like I won’t be disappointed. 🤘🏻😎

[twin flower]

Is that a book?

[timber elk]

The deathwatch? No.

[twin flower]

A game?

[feral vessel]

hi moff

i saw a moth plushie

[whole bough]

i got one

i got a poicture somehwer

ok i have a horrible quality screenshot ill put it in #zealot-class since thats general 2

[amber portal]

I clutched so crazy i aged 10 years

[jaunty path]

did your account get banned or smth

[dire kayak]

i might paint my deathleaper

need to strip the old paint off of it though

[amber delta]

eat the old paint

[twin flower]

snort it

[feral vessel]

inhale it

[arctic shoal]

Is that Darcy?

[lilac crag]

do not inhale paint

inhale crayons

colors your brain

[hallow sundial]

Just got a wipe in H27 by twin 😭😭😭😭

why the twin is so hard 😭

[timber elk]

is sitting on a plastic chair

[teal token]

E

I'm going broke....

[patent grove]

Morning rejects

[teal token]

Hello comrade Tech Noir?

[patent grove]

I would say good morning but my brain is still trying to process the fact that POTUS threatened to kill his wife on social media

Is this timeline ok

[cosmic lynx]

[unkempt iron]

The fuck?

[patent grove]

I quit cigs but I lowkey want some

[unkempt iron]

have one

cigs are awesome

I will die someday anyway, let me enjoy my life

[patent grove]

She had a weird impromptu news conference talking about epstein, and hours later he posts an explicit video of a women being murdered

[patent grove]

They are but I hate how they make my lungs feel

I switched to rosin

[unkempt iron]

Everything is good in moderation

I feel like shit if i smoke a pack too

once per hour or two hours? yeah, i like it

I hate nicotine pouches though

[dire kayak]

ive never smoked

have been tempted to try a few times in my life though

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hotline

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrp

[marsh iris]

brrp

[heavy drum]

In game havoc party finder is the worst thing that has happened to humanity in the last 200 years

[dire kayak]

it's scientifically proven that all your skin melts off when you open the party finder

[marsh iris]

it's true i was there

[patent grove]

When I smoked in the past I would just have one or two a day, but it would always increase slowly, until it was a pack a day

[unkempt iron]

I was smoking like a chimney when i was in Uni

TBH, at that point. It was to keep my sanity rather than to enjoy it

It depends on how you condition yourself to use it

I use it as a treat/meditation tool

[amber delta]

[unkempt iron]

Most people associate cigarettes with a quick fix or stress relief, they condition themsleves to smoke it and crave it when they feel bored

[patent grove]

Yup

[amber delta]

I associate cigarettes with stinky smell and yellow teeth

and a funny british slang word

[marsh iris]

FAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[unkempt iron]

I didnt know the american connotation behind it, i also learnt english from British people

Regardless to say, when i said "I smoked a fah" to an american, i got some eyes on me

[patent grove]

I'm gonna get some pickle flavored vape

[marsh iris]

pickled lung

[dire kayak]

mmmm delectable

[delicate vapor]

pig feet flavored vape

[dire kayak]

how scrumptious

[jaunty path]

servitor flavored vape

[marsh iris]

tear gas flavour

[patent grove]

There is a strain called cat piss

No. I will not try that one. Maybe

[jaunty path]

people have gotten high off that yeah

[jaunty path]

maybe

[unkempt iron]

Got some mustard gas flavored vapes?

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

uprising is soo easy

[jaunty path]

why u playing on uprising

[potent sage]

im just walking in a straight line tanking gunfire

[jaunty path]

bad

[patent grove]

Missus, for science!

[potent sage]

low cortisol mode

[marsh iris]

🥷 members-only

[jaunty path]

stop playing dt

bad game

[dire kayak]

im gonna play darktide

[jaunty path]

👁️

[potent sage]

why do u hate me

[patent grove]

[jaunty path]

I just know the experience of grinding on this bitch of a video game

It isn't worth it in the end

[potent sage]

some1 died on uprising and it was not a bot

:/

[jaunty path]

A whole lot of unneeded stress

[jaunty path]

New player

Why u bullying newbs..

[patent grove]

If you're playing just to grind then yeah, bad

[potent sage]

on uprising tho???

[jaunty path]

Yes????

You died in auric

You're bad

[potent sage]

i died in havoc actually

[jaunty path]

Even worse

[potent sage]

havoc 27

[jaunty path]

Bad

[jaunty path]

Bad

[patent grove]

Absolutely. If you're new to dt the mechanic are unforgiving

[potent sage]

i didnt die on my first time

i died on my second time tho cus i got a bit brash

[jaunty path]

Yea

Learning the game

Now

Why r u on uprising...

[potent sage]

i like uprising

[jaunty path]

Bad.

[delicate vapor]

top 5 reasons why I hate noob s

[potent sage]

its calm n peaceful

[jaunty path]

Its boring

Play auric high intensity

[dire kayak]

i play on damnation unless im playing arbi or zealot

[jaunty path]

Also

[potent sage]

you get 2 walk thru the levels and admire the scenary and listen 2 the bonding conversations

[jaunty path]

Use crusher.

[potent sage]

indignatus crusher?

why

[jaunty path]

Bbbbbborrring

[dire kayak]

i love the environments

the torrent is my favourite looking one

[jaunty path]

Powerful weapon that relies heavily on weapon comboing

It scales very well with skill

[potent sage]

i really like the carnival

reminds me of home

[jaunty path]

And its the best weapon

[potent sage]

i actually liked crusher when i mastered it

[jaunty path]

Good

[potent sage]

i wish it wasnt ugly tho

[jaunty path]

Now master dclaw

[potent sage]

i've mastered dclaw

[jaunty path]

You're making it hard to bully you

[potent sage]

ive mastered all the weapons except like psyker and ogryn exclusive ones

[dire kayak]

ogryn should have a weapon where he picks up specialists and pulls their arms off

[jaunty path]

Get to it....

I did that with weapon mastery mod

I intend to do it again

[potent sage]

whats that

[jaunty path]

Automatically makes greens and sacrfices them to hadron

It uses your materials of course

[potent sage]

that sounds like cheating

[jaunty path]

No its not

Its the same thing

Just easier!!!!

You can do it manually

Just

Takes longer

[dire kayak]

imagine not mastering by playing the game

[jaunty path]

And a whole lot more tedious

[jaunty path]

900 hours is enough

[potent sage]

how many hours do u have

[jaunty shuttle]

any timeline on the next set of expeditions?

[jaunty path]

950 last checked

[patent grove]

Yeah! That would be cool. I really think bigahark should lean into ogryn strength. Let them throw off poxhounds amd break out of trapper nets on their own

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

i have 600

[jaunty path]

You want content? In this video game?

Best your getting is an update that breaks everything

Mods not necessarily included

[unkempt iron]

It makes it all the funnier when i wanted to check this chat, and it made my game crash at the background

[potent sage]

i hope we get more stuff with the new expedition gridpoints

[unkempt iron]

[jaunty path]

sigh

Apollos gift of prophecy

[unkempt iron]

I get like atleast 5 "out of memory" crashes daily

I have a 5070 ffs

[jaunty path]

I believe its ram

[unkempt iron]

It didnt use to be like this in the last patch

[jaunty path]

But

[unkempt iron]

32 gigs

[jaunty path]

Ah god.

[unkempt iron]

Nah, graphic memory

[patent grove]

I get a half dozen 2014 errors a day

[unkempt iron]

Like i said, this never happened before last patch

[amber delta]

install memory fix mod

it helped me

[unkempt iron]

thank you

[amber delta]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/406?tab=posts this one

[dire kayak]

500

[potent sage]

i honestly dont know what i was expecting with expeditions

nothingburger

lasgun got a buff tho!

[delicate vapor]

that alfredo chicken mode

[potent sage]

what

[unkempt iron]

More pewpew gameplay

thats it

[potent sage]

istg you mfs will just say shit

[unkempt iron]

Cosmetics are ahh

game mode is ahh

its ahh

[potent sage]

not very gamechanging gameplay

[unkempt iron]

Mortis trials seem fun

a shame its dead

i played it a bit when it came out

[amber delta]

FS making bunch of new gamemodes to try and innovate something while players just want more maps and weapons

[dire kayak]

we still haven't gotten any major expansion for the story

[potent sage]

yeah i would like the story to actually advance

more maps and weapons would be cool too

[amber delta]

it's been what, almost 1.5 year since dark communion dropped

and we got nothing new since then

[jaunty path]

BBQ CHICKEN ALERT BBQ CHICKEN ALERT

[amber delta]

I mean I guess we got no man's land

but that was side quest

[jaunty path]

Lost steam

Like

Thats a single

Short mission

Im glad we got a bite sized mission but

[unkempt iron]

Running dukane's laundry list

[jaunty path]

It isn't enough content

[amber delta]

no man's land is cool enough, and dragor is a dank character

but

[patent grove]

Why keep adding new game modes, are they trying to be like warframe?

[dire kayak]

i want dragor to be my dad

[amber delta]

I only play havoc so I will never get to experience that map again

[unkempt iron]

Honestly, obese megaladon is worse than GeeDubs when it comes to delivering nothing and having an absolutely masochistic fanbase

[jaunty path]

We need new fucking maps yo

[dire kayak]

i hope something comes of the metalfab maps

[unkempt iron]

Spit at the mouth of the Tide games' playerbase, and they'd thank you

Its been 4 years since this came out

[patent grove]

He's hilarious. Oh look, it's one of those nodding types 😄

[unkempt iron]

It only reached relase status in 2024

[jaunty path]

We've ran through the same zillion maps now

[unkempt iron]

And we got like at max a years worth of content

in 4 years

[amber delta]

I dont mind fatshank being slow with content

but like

[jaunty path]

Fs has to be a skeleton studio dawg

[amber delta]

make content people want

at least

[amber portal]

Didnt the next class get leaked or sum

[unkempt iron]

I dont get it

[potent sage]

kinda

[unkempt iron]

Their games have fanbases

[potent sage]

yes actually

[unkempt iron]

they can afford more employees

[amber portal]

I want it

Sounds cool

The class

[potent sage]

i think we can all say for sure that the next class is going to be admech no joke

theres too many signs to point towards

[amber delta]

well it was no secret they were working on third dlc class

[unkempt iron]

They can pump out a new class every 3 months imo

[amber delta]

but we got some data leak pointing to admech

[unkempt iron]

They just dont bother

[jaunty path]

Either GW politics or theyre genuinely incompetent as fuck

I hope its the former

[potent sage]

GW doesnt intervene that much from what i've heard

[unkempt iron]

Id say it was the former, now its the latter

Vermintide games are goated from launch till now

Darktide is a shitshow

[jaunty path]

How tf do you call the DS buff a nerf

[potent sage]

i saw a reddit post with a fatshark employee commenting about GW's involvement and it was pretty miniscule aside from like cosmetics and the story

[jaunty path]

Ngl

I wish I never bought cosmetics for this game

[potent sage]

what's DS

[chrome vapor]

Weaves/Dark Omens launch surely wasn’t the most successful patch in VT2 history 💀

[jaunty path]

While it may be performative as hell to say

[amber delta]

maybe they should do a patch note that says "we buffed DS a bit to help with horde clearing"

and then the stats are like "increased cleave on light attacks by 2 and lowered damage on heavy attacks by 40%"

[jaunty path]

This dev team dont deserve my dollar. But they already have it given that I bought aquilas for 5 dollars

[unkempt iron]

One bad relase oes not tarnish the fact the games atleast relased in complete states and got steady content.

We didnt have to wait 2.5 years to get launch level content and polishing

Unlike this game

[potent sage]

tencent has a massive stake in fatshark

[jaunty path]

Dueling sword

[amber portal]

How tf does tencent even have money

[potent sage]

in fact they are the majority owner in fatshark

[amber delta]

china

[unkempt iron]

League of Legends

[amber portal]

Oh

[unkempt iron]

League alone is bankrolling them hardcore

[chrome vapor]

I mean, I generally think the Winds of Magic update fixed the gameplay immensely, despite the backlash. I’m in agreement, if one laced with lighthearted sarcasm

[potent sage]

dude tencent is one of the BIGGEST multi-conglomerates out there

[unkempt iron]

They own Riot completely

[jaunty path]

I should sleep soon

[potent sage]

they have fucking stakes in EVERYTHING

[jaunty path]

Basically this game is like

Mad disappointing. I cant say I haven't enjoyed this game through out most of the hours I played it

But seeing it in the state it is now is worrying

I genuinely hope a glow up happens or something

[amber delta]

we are in the 'its so over' phase rn

[potent sage]

truth

[amber delta]

we had a couple of those already

and a couple of 'we're so back' ones

[potent sage]

maybe admech will revitalize this game

[unkempt iron]

Doubtful

[dire kayak]

same here

[unkempt iron]

This game had all the fucking chances

[chrome vapor]

Just the admech? No.

[dire kayak]

i love this game i wanna see it do well

[unkempt iron]

blew all of them

[jaunty path]

Its so hilarious that we were so hype for the new mode only for it to be dead in like less than a month 😭

[unkempt iron]

Just give us a new campaign ffs

Like 3 maps from the get-go

another 9 over 12 months

[potent sage]

all of that effort on procedural map generation couldve gone towards making NEW maps

[unkempt iron]

This is a AA game that is being developed like an indie one

[dire kayak]

longer missions too

[unkempt iron]

Fatshark has to be ran by actual pre-servitors

[potent sage]

we rarely even see the fucking new enemies at all

[potent sage]

pre-servitors are humans so that doesnt even make sense

[unkempt iron]

I wont use the R word, but it is the only way i would describe the directors of this game

[unkempt iron]

Its an old tongue-in-cheek reference abt calling people R words without calling them that

[misty smelt]

completing an auric mael increases your havoc assignment rank?

[unkempt iron]

Gives you rank 16

[chrome vapor]

The starting one, yes. It goes up to like… 16?

[potent sage]

i dont think it is

[unkempt iron]

rank 16 is basically Auric Maelstrom

[misty smelt]

huh didnt know that

[potent sage]

rank 16 is like malice

i think

[unkempt iron]

You werent here in the beta/relase days

I was

[chrome vapor]

I think they are doing what they can with the budget they have, but throughout the years the new content has basically been rehashing what’s already been done in VT2, and that’s not boding well

[dire kayak]

i want more 40k games like darktide and not like rogue trader or dawn of war

[unkempt iron]

Space Marine 2 is the only kinda equivilent

and i dont like it

the gameplay is very meh

IMO

[chrome vapor]

There were new assets made, sure, just not enough to really have the sensation they have faith in this game carrying its weight in the long run

[unkempt iron]

the campaign rocked though

[dire kayak]

truth

[amber delta]

sm2 is a bad game carried by aura and hype moments

[potent sage]

i fail to see how that has any bearing on anything 😭

"heh.... little greenleaf 🚬 its either 'tide or be 'tided. . ."

[unkempt iron]

Kayex calls the Rejects 'pre-servitors' when they fuck up

Thats where the joke came from

[feral vessel]

this is true
the campaign is really the only fun part of it for me...

[feral vessel]

"little petal..."

[potent sage]

kayex calls u pre-servitors regardless he's very nice

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path

[unkempt iron]

TRVKE

The MP is ass

thankfully, i didnt pay a dime

[potent sage]

i dont think he means it as a term of endearment im pretty sure he just says it as a term for humans

i like kayex

[unkempt iron]

It basically means you're slow in the head

Kayex is nicer than hadron

[potent sage]

i wish he was actually present in the mourningstar

[dire kayak]

we all love kayex

[unkempt iron]

but he would still blend you into bio mush if he could

[dire kayak]

he runs brunt's armoury i think

[unkempt iron]

wait, he was a Technoarcheologist

[potent sage]

no that's the peddler servitor

[unkempt iron]

not a Magos Biologis

[potent sage]

no kayex is an enginseer

[dire kayak]

i hear the mourningstar's enginseer is even larger than you brute

[potent sage]

kharib is a magos biologis

[unkempt iron]

Right

I confused my toaster fuckers

[trail bramble]

Kayex works for the ship, not the inquisition

[sweet wraith]

Hadron: technoarchaeologist
KX-8: enginseer
Kharib: magos biologis

[unkempt iron]

thank you

[potent sage]

kharib's cool

he's kinda like that old guy from eisenhorn

i wish we saw him as well

[unkempt iron]

Eisenhorn? in Darktide?

well...

[dire kayak]

i hope he gets voicelines in missions

[unkempt iron]

that would explain all the Daemonhosts sprewn about

[dire kayak]

i wanna hear his beautiful voice

[sweet wraith]

Some of the rejects mention that Kayex is bigger than an ogryn

[potent sage]

"EMBRACE HUMILITY; ACCEPT DEFEAT. . ."

[potent sage]

yeah, the savant does

[dire kayak]

i think loner does too

[potent sage]

i think that's accurate cus he's an enginseer

[dire kayak]

maybe

[potent sage]

and theyre pretty big

[unkempt iron]

Depends on how much reject monke, embrace machine you go tbh

[unkempt iron]

The actor says the same thing

[dire kayak]

how many servitors to take atoma back

i think 30 billion

[unkempt iron]

Just exterminatus it

Then start a servitor colony to mine the ore

simple as

[fleet beacon]

There's too many word bearers on my lawn

[dire kayak]

recommendation: exterminatus

[fleet beacon]

I hired that crow guy to get rid of them

[little violet]

His good but i hear his still not done

[patent grove]

What/where is noctis prime?

[dire kayak]

spray blood from your eyes at any interesting predators recently?

[fleet beacon]

I remember when lorgar was found I told them he should've been gone but no one listened

Now malcadors gone and the emperor still owes me money

[patent grove]

Malcador isn't gone, he's just resting

[fleet beacon]

As ashes damnit

[amber portal]

The emprah

[patent grove]

He's chilling in the warp, gathering his strength

[fleet beacon]

I was there the other day I didn't see him

I smelled burning shit and saw a lot of fire so I left

[little violet]

My friend even his soul disintegrated

[delicate vapor]

thank perturabo

[fleet beacon]

I'm beginning to think nurgle lost that strip poker game on purpose

[delicate vapor]

[fleet beacon]

When do I get a giant golden toilet to sit on and ignore problems

[little violet]

And slaneesh would strip either way

[whole bough]

it sucks that everyone only plays malice expeditions

i get that u dont get more stuff but malice is so fucking boring

atleast heresy

bro

[little violet]

Grinding that 250k remnants

[fleet beacon]

I only play auric keeps me limber

[little violet]

Not getting increased Tech Remnants on the harder Grid points was already a letdown..

Even more on harder difficulty

[marsh iris]

once again starvation

[fleet beacon]

Which one of you ogryns ate my pants

[marsh iris]

could be jeanstealers

[delicate vapor]

j

[marsh iris]

👆

[delicate vapor]

so hungry..

must wait for party tomorrow

[fleet beacon]

Did you eat my damn pants

[dire kayak]

lov me emprah

[twin flower]

but does emprah love you?

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

didnt mean it like that 🫂

meant like, he prolly just sees everyone as chess pieces

[marsh iris]

no way bro

[twin flower]

yes way

[dire kayak]

hmmm

this is too heavy thinking for oggy

me no like chess too many rules

checkers is better

[marsh iris]

he thinks you are a can full of good nosh

😊

[obtuse oak]

he sees everyone through a shattered lens refracting a million times into the labyrinthine halls of his broken mind

"love" or "chess" don't cover it

[marsh iris]

he's broke

[obtuse oak]

He looked at the Emperor of Mankind, and could not see. Too much, too bright, too powerful. The unreality of the being before him stunned him to the core. A hundred different impressions, all false, all true, raced through his mind.

He could not remember what his father had looked like, before, and Roboute Guilliman forgot nothing.

And then, that thing, that terrible, awful thing upon the Throne, saw him.

‘My son,’ it said.

‘Thirteen,’ it said.

‘Lord of Ultramar.’

‘Saviour.’

‘Hope.’

‘Failure.’

‘Disappointment.’

‘Liar.’

‘Thief.’

‘Betrayer.’

‘Guilliman.’

He heard all these at once. He did not hear them at all. The Emperor spoke and did not speak. The very idea of words seemed ridiculous, the concept of them a grievous harm against the equilibrium of time and being.

‘Roboute Guilliman.’ The raging tempest spoke his name, and it was as the violence a dying sun rains upon its worlds. ‘Guilliman. Guilliman. Guilliman.’

[little marten]

Pop off king

[obtuse oak]

oh I'm just copying an excerpt from dark imperium/godblight. this is what it is like to speak to the emperor

‘Father!’ he cried.

Thoughts battered him.

‘A son.’

‘Not a son.’

‘A thing.’

‘A name.’

‘Not a name.’

‘A number. A tool. A product.’

A grand plan in ruins. An ambition unrealised. Information, too much information, coursed through Guilliman: stars and galaxies, entire universes, races older than time, things too terrifying to be real, eroding his being like a storm in full spate carves knife-edged gullies into badlands.

‘Please, father!’ he begged.

‘Father, not a father. Thing, thing, thing,’ the minds said.

‘Apotheosis.’

‘Victory.’

‘Defeat.’

‘Choose,’ it said.

‘Fate.’

‘Future.’

‘Past.’

‘Renewal. Despair. Decay.’

[twin flower]

How'd it end

[patent grove]

I thought ole malcador was a perpetual?

[marsh iris]

‘Failure.’

‘Disappointment.’

‘Liar.’

‘Thief.’

‘Betrayer.’

what does the voice mean by this about guilliman

[little violet]

He is but the Golden Throne ended both his soul and body

Took everything out of him just to be a sub for Big E

[amber delta]

this must go hard if you are a primarchslop fan

[twin flower]

Prolly Big E's true thoughts about the Primarchs, or some of them anyway

[amber delta]

[delicate vapor]

mom brought home fried prawns

dear diary: JACKPOT

[potent sage]

why does he hate his son so much 😭

[ripe tangle]

I prefer to fry my own prawns

[delicate vapor]

its also spicy

[twin flower]

spoicy

now hand it over

[delicate vapor]

and we got 42 packs of beer outside waiting

[little marten]

🦀

[little violet]

[ripe tangle]

NG!

[little marten]

Heyyyyy gurlll

[delicate vapor]

b

[ripe tangle]

can you tell me why Kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

[little marten]

Sugar

[unkempt iron]

Because it has sugar in it

Sugar is addictive as hell for children

[amber delta]

hey girl looking good, where did you get that new face scar

[little marten]

Also we don’t have that so I don’t really know what it is

[somber stream]

Went to doktor today, they said Sugar gave me Liver fat lmao

[ripe tangle]

I'm referencing a very old commercial

[amber delta]

elite ball knowledge

[little marten]

Ah

[little marten]

Improving?

[somber stream]

No shit's fucked

[obtuse oak]

it isn't really explained

[somber stream]

I have 3 times higher Liver enzymes count than normal level

No more sugar and fried food for the next 6 months

[twin flower]

Lay off the sooge

[obtuse oak]

but what is explained that big E isn't in control of his mind anymore unless he really tries

so the overlapping and contradicting thoughts don't have to make sense

[obtuse oak]

And then, there seemed to be focusing, as of a great will exerting itself, not for the final time, but nearly for the final time. A sense of strength failing. A sense of ending. Far away, he heard arcane machines whine and screech, close to collapse, and the clamour of screams of dying psykers that underpinned everything in that horrific room rising higher in pitch and intensity.

‘Guilliman.’ The voices overlaid, overlapped, became almost one, and Guilliman had a fleeting memory of a sad face that had seen too much, and a burden it could barely countenance. ‘Guilliman, hear me.

‘My last loyal son, my pride, my greatest triumph.’

How those words burned him, worse than the poisons of Mortarion, worse than the sting of failure. They were not a lie, not entirely. It was worse than that.

They were conditional.

‘My last tool. My last hope.’

A final drawing in of power, a thought expelled like a dying breath.

‘Guilliman…’

[ripe tangle]

Licht you should fight fire with fire and drink a liter of beer, a Jaeger Schnitzel, and a bottle of Fanta every day!

[somber stream]

Thanks Lucia

[little marten]

Awful to hear but you’re one of the few people I know with the discipline to get what needs to be done done

[somber stream]

Don't feel like dying yet

[obtuse oak]

fatty liver? oh that's nasty.

[little marten]

My sister had a fatty liver

Years ago

[amber delta]

no lies detected, all primarchs are a disappointment

[little marten]

Spoilers: ||she’s still fat||

[delicate vapor]

o

[somber stream]

If you sit a lot

[delicate vapor]

oop

[twin flower]

no way

[somber stream]

Better not chug too much sugary drinks

[obtuse oak]

listen

life advice

[somber stream]

I also exercise how tf did i catch that

[obtuse oak]

never drink sugary drinks. avoid consuming liquid calories.

if you want soda, you drink the zero version.

[amber delta]

I've never seen a thin person drink a diet coke

[somber stream]

The entire creative industry is fueled by caffeine

I drink 3 cups a day, with milk and sugar

[obtuse oak]

they're probably ordering tea instead

[obtuse oak]

drop the sugar then

[little marten]

I cut caffeine out

It’s possible

[somber stream]

?!?!?!?!!?!

[obtuse oak]

and switch to tea instead of coffee

it also contains caffeine

[dire kayak]

i drink sugary drinks because they make me feel good

[obtuse oak]

and is tasty without having to add something to it

[twin flower]

yum yum in my tum tum

[little marten]

You’ll have to give yourself a natural high like a nice 30k jog in the morning

[whole bough]

getting hit in the middle of a dodge makes me want to die

[obtuse oak]

i have been running recently and it's dumb how real this is.

[amber delta]

sugarless coffee with milk is very good, I used to sugar but I cut it out entirely and dont miss it

[whole bough]

wtf dodging for if i can get hit in a dodge

[obtuse oak]

for some fucking reason i get actual endorphin frisson chills after about 20 minutes

makes no fucking sense but it works.

start running

[amber delta]

is that a threat

[somber stream]

I run every other day

[little marten]

I’ve been wanting to start running for like a year.. knowing you forged the path ahead for us has inspired me to start

[ripe tangle]

there are some people who don't drink water and only drink soda and alcohol and I question how they survive like that

[obtuse oak]

i've been using the guided runs from an app called the nike run club

[amber delta]

Hank have you been testing any new dorktide content

[delicate vapor]

my dad has drunk soda and alcohol, hasnt worked out in a while and still looks like he is in his prime

[ripe tangle]

also cycling is extremely good for you cardio-wise

[obtuse oak]

you get a really cheerful and kinda cringy coach in your ear telling you what to do and encouraging you every so often

[somber stream]

o deer

[obtuse oak]

but he sounds so sincere that it works anyway

[little marten]

I’m limited in potential routes given I live in the underhive

[obtuse oak]

coach bennett 🤘

[delicate vapor]

coach? l4d

[ripe tangle]

is London the Underhive?

[little marten]

Ohhh like a coach that’s kinda cool

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Greater London is 💀

[ripe tangle]

where's the Upper Spire?

[obtuse oak]

yeah he's an actual qualified track coach. homie did successful college athlete stuff in america.

so he knows what he's talking about. i just decided to stop thinking about it and put my faith in him and do what he says

and it's been working

[little marten]

Probably Holborn/Bank

[obtuse oak]

put some spotify music on in the background, start running, do what coach bennett says, become a slightly better version of yourself every time

[somber stream]

Funny how we scoff at boomer health advices in our 20s, just to preach the exact same things in our 30s, huh

[misty smelt]

L4D MENTIONED RAHHHHH 🗣️ 📢 🔥 💯

[amber delta]

p-p-p-p-pills here

[ripe tangle]

yeah, that makes sense it's basically just like.. a single extremely wealthy historic block near Buckingham Palace, checks out.

[obtuse oak]

and it doesn't even have to be hard. the first few runs are entirely dedicated to him telling you to slow down and back off

[amber delta]

I hate stairs

[obtuse oak]

running should, most of the time, feel good, not exhausting.

[little marten]

Old money banking area yeah

None of that new money Canary Wharf shit

[somber stream]

It can get exhausting and nauseous starting out, yeah

You build up a threshold after every time though

[little marten]

I finished my glade guard yesterday

[ripe tangle]

as far as health and cardio I still will die on the Cycling is best hill

[little marten]

How do I take good pictures of minis that obscure the bad parts of the paint job

Aka all of it

[somber stream]

Cycling is good, but it doesn't build stamina as good as jog/running

[delicate vapor]

future you will thank past you for running so that they can outrun the zombies unless its left for dead variants

[misty smelt]

add blur and vignette and make it black and white

[green vector]

Nah swimming is far better

[ripe tangle]

swimming is also good yes

[somber stream]

You can start by placing the thing on a smooth surface

Your leg isn't it

However sexy it might be

[little marten]

You don’t know what wax I use 💅

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[green vector]

[little marten]

Swimming is actually so fun.. or was.. now it’s a humbling reminder that I’m not 15

[delicate vapor]

true

think I stopped swimming at age 12

[little marten]

I used to go to an elite swimming school

Had mad stripes on my little speedos

[green vector]

Cap

[somber stream]

16 for me, the coach at the local pool was a creep lol (he got arrested for molestation a few years later)

[torn sand]

I liked ocean swimming

Challenge posideon

[green vector]

Fuck that

Too cold

[little marten]

But I was a slow swimmer so got put in the B group when I got to secondary school which was WILD

[green vector]

I couldn't even swim till I was 16

[delicate vapor]

swimming with my friends during summer is either a recreation of kong vs godzilla or a crocodile dragging a prey down

[green vector]

Taught myself

[little marten]

Farting in the bath isn’t self teaching

[torn sand]

Says you

Thats called recreation

[delicate vapor]

I mean you can get a kiss from poseidon from the toilet

[little marten]

Consider me.. humbled once again

[green vector]

I do all the time

[somber stream]

Can one use the fart as a underwater booster

[delicate vapor]

I never knew what poseidons kiss meant until i looked it up but about 15-16 years late

[torn sand]

You build up immunity if you have a bidet

[little marten]

#FridayScienceGeneral

[dire kayak]

remember

never drink soda
only drink paints

contrast paints tend to be the healthiest

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

-#

[torn sand]

Nuln Oil tastes like sunflower seeds

[twin flower]

actually worked lmao

[little marten]

My guillimans flesh was actually a life saver

[torn sand]

What did THAT taste like?

[little marten]

Daddy issues

[dire kayak]

thisll be a little controversial

but my favourite is agrax earthshade

[little marten]

Given that’s the only shade I’ve got right now

I agree

[torn sand]

I for sure use earthshade more than nuln oil

[little marten]

All the nuln oil seems blocked in the strait of Hormuz

END THE WAR

THE PEOPLE NEED THE NULN OIL

[somber stream]

Didn't Orange man backed off

I haven't been reading

[green vector]

He changes his mind every week

Dementia riddled cunt

[dire kayak]

agrax earthshade made my norn emissary go from a 3/10 to a 8/10

[torn sand]

Theres a ceasefire for now and its being super tested

[somber stream]

"You're hot and you're cold..."

[visual vortex]

You're yes and you're no

[torn sand]

I have a ton of leathers on orks that its good for, and its great for dulling bright metals

[visual vortex]

Pretty cool white girl song

[somber stream]

You're in and you're out

[green vector]

What's good fish boy

[visual vortex]

I had a dream with giant grasshoppers

[little marten]

Ok lemme post my glade guard on the minis

[green vector]

[delicate vapor]

this rain making it hard for me to hear my cat

[little marten]

Done

[green vector]

I will never paint a mini

I'm a brainlet

[visual vortex]

I have painted 3

They all sucked

And i gave two to friends

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

I have the first one sealed because it's my firet one ever painted

[little marten]

I spent my entire life thinking I was a clumsy mfer unable to anything skillful with my hands and I can achieve an almost average result so you definitely can

[somber stream]

Proper!

Do clean the camera lens next time

[green vector]

I just don't got the money or space for it ngl

[little marten]

Also that

[torn sand]

Grey pile of opportunity gang

[green vector]

Like I'd want to display them like it the shops

But no space

[visual vortex]

I have many

[little marten]

I don’t have any space atm so they’re sitting in a pile on the living room floor

[visual vortex]

I have yet to paint

[green vector]

Bet your gf loves that

[patent grove]

The only painted mini I have is a base plate for a dreadnought that I made with some illegal sand

[visual vortex]

What sand

Asking for a friend

[patent grove]

Sand from Qatar. When I deployed there we were told we weren't allowed to take any sand home with us

[little marten]

No comment

[patent grove]

I'm just a rebel

[south valve]

Allow myself to introduce myself

[visual vortex]

Hi

[south valve]

Hi Ollpheist!

[visual vortex]

I thought it was actually just illegal sand

[little marten]

I’m trying to get her interested but it’s very very much a failed endeavour

[visual vortex]

Like nobody is allowed to own it and it's on an island

[green vector]

Yeah that shits not happening

Tried to get my ex into it she even bought me ultra marine starter thingy

[little marten]

She’s a phone addict

[patent grove]

Im trying to get my gf to play darktide

[green vector]

Biggest mistake letting her go

[visual vortex]

"Babe, please, you gotta try spending $50 on a single character and another $27 on paint."

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Real tho

[little marten]

Well fuck that’s not far off the convos

[green vector]

Does she play mobile games

[little marten]

I’m on a self imposed spending ban till end of the month

[patent grove]

"Baby I just want a warlord titan, it's not that expensive!"

[little marten]

No just doomscrolling

[green vector]

My mam does

Spent 3 grand one month

[somber stream]

Ah shit, i know the type

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Ngl at a certain point of gaming and doing miniatures i just presume the women in the media are either trans or bigfoot

[somber stream]

Your instagram is filled to the brim with reels innit

[visual vortex]

Or w voice changer