general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Little horchata

Little concha

[marsh iris]

🫳
🇫🇷
🕳️

[gloomy tartan]

🇲🇽

[somber stream]

I prefer my daily meals to be diverse if possible, it’s shrimply not possible to eat the entire baguette in 1 meal

[gloomy tartan]

🇫🇷 🇲🇽

[graceful hamlet]

Sliced baguette with butter, garlic and a slice or 2 of tomato in the oven

[tight pine]

Baguette with spaghetti

[marsh iris]

i dont like baugette crust raw tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Enjoy it how you preffer

It’s food

Your supposed to like it

[marsh iris]

taste like sawdust

[gloomy tartan]

Did you get the sawdust brand

[marsh iris]

dipped in soup makes it better

or gravy

[teal token]

Do corpse starch have msg?

[gloomy tartan]

See baguettes ain’t so bad

[marsh iris]

possible

[gloomy tartan]

A baguette can save you if some British Bruv try’s to rob you with his shank at init road

[somber stream]

Croissaint

[gloomy tartan]

I fuck love croissants

They are like little kisses from god

[marsh iris]

crawsswa is good

[somber stream]

Everybody love croissants

[tight pine]

Uhh, no… but at least it gives at least 1000 or so calories (which imperial citizens burn in 5 hours in the forges)

[tired inlet]

WE ARE JAPANESE GOBURIN

[marsh iris]

KRAWSWAAH

[gloomy tartan]

See you like French stuff

It’s ok

[teal token]

Damn...

[gloomy tartan]

You don’t have to like the rude French

[teal token]

Hello comrade Raziel

[tired inlet]

monosodium glysophates? No; no need for preservatives like that.

[gloomy tartan]

Even French people think Parisian’s are assholes etc

[teal token]

Haiya

[marsh iris]

does paris still smell like piss everywhere?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk

Never been

Thoufh I heard that too

Trash problems

🙁

[teal token]

Imagine Rinda said there's no favour without MSG kek

[tired inlet]

It didn't when I was there in July

[gloomy tartan]

Kinda like New York is a shit place

[rocky radish]

Sounds like London at night

[tired inlet]

but it was Bastille Day so they were probably on their best behavior

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t New York have rats eatijg the trash because they didn’t have trash trucks lol

[tired inlet]

bought some cigs at Le Chat Noir

[gloomy tartan]

Why was it so easy for a guy to import monkey from the eastern region of the world which are one of the most aggressive species of monkeys into Florida

He was just a guy who had a failing boat tour business

[marsh iris]

to fight the florida men

[gloomy tartan]

OHHHH BEI

BRI

[delicate vapor]

havent had an energy drink in a while..

[gloomy tartan]

BROOO

IT WAS FOR A TARZAN MOVIE

LMAO

[delicate vapor]

time for this redbull

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[nocturne bloom]

rats eat trash all over the world boss

[teal token]

[delicate vapor]

hello

[teal token]

Og or less sugar?

[gloomy tartan]

It was some issue where the trash bags weren’t being picked up at all so rats were eating from them in the street

Believe it was during winter or something

People kept postion videos of the tunnels dug through the snow by the rats

[delicate vapor]

og

[teal token]

Hello comrade Projekt Red Ceo Of Lamia

[gloomy tartan]

The rats running around the snow

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

Idk what they did but they deserve it don’t fuck with garbage men

Or else your trash piles up

[tight pine]

Disposal unit go brr

[teal token]

Don't fuck the trash so fuck your can?

[gloomy tartan]

Bruh what

[tight pine]

We need another battlefleet gothic game

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

At some point they were capturing and removing the herpes monkeys but public outcry causes them to stop

Florida wants to keep them

[tight pine]

W h a t

[gloomy tartan]

Between 1984 and 2012, over 1,000 monkeys were removed for research. This ceased following public outcry, leaving officials with few management options.

Management options are limited due to public concern, leaving officials in a difficult position of balancing public safety with conservation.

[arctic shoal]

[gloomy tartan]

Hundreds of wild rhesus macaques, a significant portion of which carry the Herpes B virus, live along Florida’s Silver River, with their population growing at roughly 11% annually to over 400-600 individuals. While not currently being culled, the invasive monkeys are managed through human feeding bans, as they pose risks of disease transmission, aggression, and habitat disruption.

[tight pine]

[gloomy tartan]

The monkeys are aggressive, especially if fed, and carry the virus in their saliva, urine, and feces. While no humans have caught the virus from them in the wild, it is fatal or causes severe brain damage if transmitted via bites or scratches.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s ok tho

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Atleast it’s trapped in one area

For now

Primarily around Silver Springs State Park and the Ocala area, though they have been spotted as far as Orlando and Gainesville.

[tight pine]

We got nurgle infestations in Florida before gta 6

[gloomy tartan]

And apparently the population is doubling

[marsh iris]

Florida man will save the day

[gloomy tartan]

The Florida man was the public outcry that stopped the government from capturing and taking the herpes monkeys out of Florida

[lost bone]

Guys does anyone know how to access support? Cause when I try it says im using a modern phone?

[gloomy tartan]

What happens when the herpes monkeys escape Florida ?

[marsh iris]

wait for 28 days later

[tight pine]

Bad things will happen

[whole glade]

freaky female space marines

[whole glade]

yeah your saying that

but you mad you aint gettin nuh

shitass

[tight pine]

[marsh iris]

cue "In the house, In a heartbeat" OST

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Remember those giant mechs

[tight pine]

Titans?

[gloomy tartan]

Ya

Just give those tits

[tight pine]

[gloomy tartan]

Make them carapace external armor or something

Idk

Or missile batteries

Skip big titty space marines

Go straight to the biggest unit we have

[whole glade]

IRON HANDS AND IRON WARRIORS CAN DO THAT

[hazy kestrel]

I see Gen chat is being freaky again

[tight pine]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

The tau when they see a titan with tits

[marsh iris]

dive in

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you

[marsh iris]

😔

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll just be sleeping I think

[tight pine]

I’m just stuck here

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have any funny jokes

[marsh iris]

put genchat in a room, what would it smell like

[tight pine]

Uhh I got

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing good, that’s for sure.

[gloomy tartan]

It would smell like cheese

[marsh iris]

toecheese

[hazy kestrel]

That’s an insult to cheese

[astral basin]

Nonono his shipmate is an incredibly pissed off bitch
But
Like
Thats just mama bear of a ship full of psychos

[twin dirge]

Sol

I see you

[tight pine]

I see

[somber stream]

I’m fairly certain most people here have decent hygiene standard

[gloomy tartan]

Lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Lotara is best angry woman

[gloomy tartan]

Less than 20%

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t think the gooners do.

They scare me

[gloomy tartan]

Missus has a stank aura

[somber stream]

Aren’t we all a little goon inside

[hazy kestrel]

Missus is Mortarionmaxxing

[marsh iris]

i assure you i bathe twice a day and use deodorant and 2 sprays of cologne

[carmine steppe]

80% are nurgle worshippers

[gloomy tartan]

I use raptor strike

I smell like a dinosaur

[marsh iris]

🐺

[whole glade]

i got koolaids

[tight pine]

I exist, I’m a servo skull… so I don’t know what I smell like

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[hazy kestrel]

MOOTASH PHARG, NURGLE! rawr~

[marsh iris]

motor oil

[hazy kestrel]

Tox bomber lives in my head rent free

I don’t know why

[hazy kestrel]

Their voice lines make me laugh

[somber stream]

I shower every other day during winter, and every day during summer and boy

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys I’m watching a old martial arts movie

[somber stream]

Summer is coming

[whole glade]

trauma

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a midget called Chico

Chico

His name is small

[tight pine]

And?

[marsh iris]

STICKY SURPRISE COMIN' UP

[hazy kestrel]

EMBRACE NURGLE’S KISS! Mmmhh!~

[gloomy tartan]

Your right it’s peak

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, Tox bomber is definitely one of the freaks around here

[tight pine]

100000000 mosquitoes

[somber stream]

Yeah fuck mosquitoes

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the mosquitoes

[somber stream]

I installed 2 of those bug light

[gloomy tartan]

I wish we could force feed the mosquitos fent

[whole glade]

are there death guard women?

[tight pine]

No

[gloomy tartan]

There’s no women in dark tide

[whole glade]

ah :[

TRAPPER IS

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet. That’s where you come in. Make it a reality

[delicate vapor]

they already making another jurassic world movie

[twin dirge]

I'm the nurgle worshipper that showers

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

[whole glade]

by?

[twin dirge]

It's me

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Idk

I’m not a mad scientist

[gloomy tartan]

No

[tight pine]

Wouldn’t that make you a tzeentch worshipper?

[whole glade]

they are femalr

[twin dirge]

I'm the same but I wash my hair daily no matter what cuz ts get oily

[gloomy tartan]

No

[whole glade]

tzentch my beloved

[gloomy tartan]

No women for you

[twin dirge]

I mean, that's what I am

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[twin dirge]

[whole glade]

but...

[tight pine]

Bird man is funny

[whole glade]

:[

[twin dirge]

Bird for the bird god

[rain idol]

It was literally all minuses before today where it jumped straight up to 22 degrees

[gloomy tartan]

There’s only Ogryn women

[tight pine]

[whole glade]

best chaos divided legion too

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would you let an alien feed you peanuts like a parrot if it gave you the ability to use telekinesis ?

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep

Goodnight

[tight pine]

Yeah… I’m just waiting for Peter turbo to appear on tabletop so I can add him to my nonexistent collection

[rain idol]

Absolutely!

[timber elk]

teleports into the chat via the web-way hi everyone :]

[whole glade]

is the alien yknow?

[gloomy tartan]

No I don’t know

Is the alien what?

[whole glade]

night lords slam the IW. IDGAF

[hazy kestrel]

A tall woman

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[rain idol]

Oh hello lamball- ITS A BLOODY ELF

[whole glade]

AND BATTLE SCARRED

[somber stream]

Might get dry skin, oils are important as well

[timber elk]

Iw?

Iw…..

IAN WATSON!?!!!!

[whole glade]

I HAVE STANDARDS

[somber stream]

Be afraid

[tight pine]

I’ll let ya have your opinion to yourself night lords are pretty cool

[hazy kestrel]

How battlescarred we talking here

[marsh iris]

its humid here and i still get dry skin

[rain idol]

First goddamn day and there was already a fire close to me

[timber elk]

throws a brick no I managed to fix the web-way project. It just needed some batteries

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was the tallest women ever

[marsh iris]

im molting chat

[twin dirge]

I have long hair

[whole glade]

kratos level.

[hazy kestrel]

A few scars here and there or just turned into ground beef sort of battlescarred

[gloomy tartan]

It’s time to turn into a murder fly

[somber stream]

Time to oil up

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys let’s bRing back cool scars

[whole glade]

damn right.

[whole glade]

bet.

[hazy kestrel]

Time to leave before you all get too freaky

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t soldiers just get their information tattooed on their ass cheeks ?

[whole glade]

ill chain you.

[marsh iris]

The Fly from that old movie

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight, freaks (Compliment).

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not interested in that tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Just tatoo your blood type and legal government name on your as

Easy

We don’t need dog tags

[rain idol]

And the worst part about it is that whatever was burnt released some toxic ass chemicals in the air And it's no more than like 300 ft from my house

[gloomy tartan]

Just tattoo the dog tag information on a soldiers ass

[whole glade]

awh man...

[gloomy tartan]

Simple

[rain idol]

Summer is already pissing me off

[graceful hamlet]

Me thinking that I’m just gonna chill and coast through some easy Heresy expeditions to relax:
The most dogshit players imaginable:

[somber stream]

Oh don’t forget to install AC btw

[gloomy tartan]

It’s genius bro

No more dog tags

[marsh iris]

i applicate aloe vera gel in the morning

[gloomy tartan]

Just tattoo the info on the soldiers ass cheek

[somber stream]

About 150,000 euro die annually due to over heat

[gloomy tartan]

Jesus Christ

[somber stream]

That’s more than US deaths cause by gun

[gloomy tartan]

Licht I will give you ice cubes

Just ask bro

[somber stream]

I have AC

[marsh iris]

more ACs to make the oil burn more

[rain idol]

Fffffucj that This summer im getting ac even if I don't live on the continent anymore

[graceful hamlet]

Extracted with 200 tech remnants because I dared to dodge while at extraction and was instantly deleted by terrain

[delicate vapor]

summer in australia is that one black ops 2 zombies map

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Why don’t politicians have huge booba

[marsh iris]

[rain idol]

The propaganda would be too good

[gloomy tartan]

It’s all old people

[whole glade]

do you think hadron likes me?

[gloomy tartan]

Why not tits

[marsh iris]

broobaganda

[gloomy tartan]

No because you don’t do expeditions

[rain idol]

It's like a balancing patch

[gloomy tartan]

Bro imagine if the governer came out like

Sorry about global warming

bounce

[whole glade]

but i visit...and give her my wargear...

:[

[somber stream]

Remember that one Ukraine Attorney who switched to the Ruskies side?

[gloomy tartan]

SHE SAID DO MORE EXPEDITIONS

[somber stream]

Attractive women doing politics would be too imbalance

[rain idol]

That's all you got to say about global warming? Just "sorry" you- HOLY MOLY

[marsh iris]

its peak propaganda i might add

[gloomy tartan]

What about the homeless issues maim?

starts helicoptering

[whole glade]

but

its be sweet

[rain idol]

LOL

[gloomy tartan]

OH SHIT LOOK AT HER GO

10 MORE YEARS

[whole glade]

i have dark angels and night lords to paint :[

[gloomy tartan]

all laws are decided by having wet t shirt contests

Tbf tho in this reality all the hot people would rule the government

[somber stream]

Not saying it won’t

[marsh iris]

granted: now you witness old men in wet tshirt

[somber stream]

Charisma is one OP trait

[gloomy tartan]

Obama in a wet t shirt

[whole glade]

oooo ooo i should get pizzer, thin crust, bell peppas, cupped pepps

[gloomy tartan]

We should be divided by tits and ass

Titty states and ass states

[delicate vapor]

fuck

forgot about the bday party tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

I solved the divide

[rain idol]

This should be the real two party plan

[gloomy tartan]

This is how we end war in the Middle East also

[whole glade]

scars and mean states?

[hard gorge]

war never changes

[rain idol]

You sir are a genius

[gloomy tartan]

The real question

How do you know which side your on

Is there a test

[whole glade]

scars and her being mean is all thhat matters.

[gloomy tartan]

Do you have to change your place of residence based on your preference daily

[rain idol]

A vote or a referendum, parliament too to debate on what is liked more

At least in the moment

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine some fucked future where we all have cybernetics

Government can see what makes you freak tide more

[whole glade]

dont have to.

ive been to the future.

[gloomy tartan]

State mandated classification as a ass or tits preferrer

Grim dark

Cybernetics monitor your goon preference hourly

[whole glade]

yes.

[gloomy tartan]

The ass and tits wars rage on

So would it be like mad max

Or water world?

[unkempt iron]

mad max

defo

[rain idol]

We are the modern day philosophers that rhey will name in the textbooks in 1000 years

"those who have discovered world peace"

[twin flower]

deciphering gen alpha lingo ts

[acoustic pebble]

Mad Max literally go to war for Mothers milk

We need more Hive Scum

[marsh iris]

milk wars

milkmaxxing

[acoustic pebble]

Mad Milk

[marsh iris]

scouts drink

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

Snipers juice

[marsh iris]

is genchat darktide finally over?

[somber stream]

I’m afraid so

Time to pack it up, been a wild ride

[round socket]

What ya mean?

Like people going to sleep or work so it gets silent?

[delicate vapor]

No

It’s just getting started

[somber stream]

Be seeing you in Darktide 2

2 dark 2 tide

[marsh iris]

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time 😪 🎶

[somber stream]

cue footage of the warband walking toward the sunset

[marsh iris]

Left4Tide2

[acoustic pebble]

Not anymore

I'm back

But I will go easy on you all

[marsh iris]

-# please be gentle

[acoustic pebble]

I am also leaving the stimm making business

Instead, I'll just simple steal them

And sell it back at double the price

[marsh iris]

i suppose the monkeys are well equipped for the heist

[acoustic pebble]

Monkeys? I just released them in Florida

I expect them to replace the Gators

Also I am now more into Bounty Hunting

[round socket]

Wheb darktide 2?

[round socket]

Heresy!

At least release the krieg cosmetic so i can buy it!!

[acoustic pebble]

Bitch, I'm a criminal

Heresy doesn't even cover it

[round socket]

Hive scum

I see

[acoustic pebble]

Exactly

[round socket]

[acoustic pebble]

Good job, Magos Obvious

[round socket]

I just wanna have a cool cosmetic to show off with my cool shovel

not fair

[acoustic pebble]

Have cool hair instead

We'll give you a nice bright mohawk

Or dark. Depends on your clothes. Gotta make it look good, innit?

[round socket]

Idk.. all the hive scum's clothing look like it was design by a homeless guy

[acoustic pebble]

You just ain't got imagination. Hive Scum ain't from up spires y'know

[round socket]

The kind of homeless guy you'd bet on the weekly homeless knife fight

[acoustic pebble]

They ARE under Hive gangers

Even 'normal' citizens look homeless

[round socket]

Fair point

Oh shit, is that a servo skull i see writing?

We have one here? Cool

[acoustic pebble]

Some however ARE expensive mercenaries. The Bounty Hunter in particular. He's the asshole of the Hive Scum, but still has likable personalities

[acoustic pebble]

Don't insult him, or I'll gut you, myself

[round socket]

I was being nice

I got excited

[mystic fossil]

what are the scum even getting payed in

[acoustic pebble]

Money

[round socket]

[mystic fossil]

RASHUNNNSSS

[trail bramble]

getting to not live in the hive

[acoustic pebble]

Nah that's ogryns

[acoustic pebble]

Hives are awesome

[trail bramble]

not the underhives bro

they're literally a shanty town built over an open sewer

[acoustic pebble]

That's the most awesome

[lime beacon]

Juice boxes

[mystic fossil]

Yeah but they got the Draco wit da switch

[trail bramble]

hive scum after visiting Liverpool:

[acoustic pebble]

What the fuck is a Draco?

[marsh iris]

draco malfoy

[round socket]

F

Aaww i can share gifs

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is that?

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[acoustic pebble]

Who?

[marsh iris]

some hairy potter kid

[trail bramble]

it's that guy who's really popular in China

[round socket]

Is he popular at china?

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is a hairy potter?

[marsh iris]

[trail bramble]

Yeah the name in Chinese characters is a pun on "horse of good fortune" or something

[marsh iris]

he's a psyker

[acoustic pebble]

Ew. Gay as fuck

[trail bramble]

so they had a bunch of billboards of him up all over china hahaha

[acoustic pebble]

Use a gun, fucking wizard nerds

[thorn pasture]

why can't we label strike teams like in the space marine 2 discord, with how toxic high lvl players are it would feel much more inviting if you knew if they were leveling and learning or doing havoc 40

[marsh iris]

his psyker parents died and his normie aunt and uncle took care of him (and hated him for no reason and even hate him more because he is a filthy psyker)

[potent sage]

what are data-gremlins

[acoustic pebble]

Lol. Losers

[potent sage]

and WHICH war of armaggeddon is the "one that matters", according to Morrow

[acoustic pebble]

The only one

[trail bramble]

They're the little gnomes that live on your motherboard who carry bits around

[acoustic pebble]

The first one

In case your nerd brain didn't register

You fucking nerd

[marsh iris]

so an oversized votann came from the warp to tell him to go to psyker school, and the next day he left the normie house and went into the webway to psyker school from some trainstation wall

[acoustic pebble]

Wow

What a fucking loser

[potent sage]

you will be struck down

and i will be laughing at you when the day comes

[marsh iris]

the old man with the triangle dunce cap was the leader of the psyker school and liked him because he knew his parents

[acoustic pebble]

Suck my Hive Scum ya greasy 15 year old sandwich left out of the fridge

[acoustic pebble]

Sounds like a PDF file

Fucking ew

[round socket]

What did i miss? So much anger here

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not angry. I just enjoy insulting people in ways noone can understand

[marsh iris]

im not angry i promise

[halcyon pebble]

Ingame or discord there's label system on party finder

[acoustic pebble]

Ya fucking tube-goblin of the Polish border

[round socket]

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry. I don't discriminate

I'm not racist

I just hate a lot of you

[round socket]

Is fine im not even polish

[acoustic pebble]

Are you Bohemian?

[round socket]

Spanish

[acoustic pebble]

That's acceptable in a third world country

Be an under hiver, ya inky ninny

[round socket]

Im a what? Dafuk is an inky ninny?

[acoustic pebble]

You heard me

[round socket]

Are ya british?

[acoustic pebble]

Ya spoiled piece of expired shrimp

[round socket]

I did understand that ine

[potent sage]

this jit is high cortisol

[acoustic pebble]

And no. You moronic Yankee tube

Tf you think I am?

[trail bramble]

They're 15 and deeply insecure about their identity so they're doing their best to be quirky online

[round socket]

Oohh

I see i see

[acoustic pebble]

Shut up your mouth ya fucking fetus

[round socket]

Is that pfo from alien?

[acoustic pebble]

But of course the first thing you think of is 15 year old ya weirdo

[trail bramble]

Mine? Nah, it's from monster hunter

[round socket]

Aaw shame

[acoustic pebble]

Mine is from Terminator

[potent sage]

im doing a havoc 28 lobby as a havoc 21 player

im so fucking scared

[acoustic pebble]

Ya racist

[acoustic pebble]

Just keep calm and keep yourself alive

Fuck the team

[potent sage]

yes sah

[round socket]

Clearly arnold swattzenagger (idk how to write it)

[potent sage]

im running a really weak build tho

glass cannon zealot

[acoustic pebble]

Good lump. You can have my rations

[potent sage]

thanks

i love nosh

[acoustic pebble]

Atta boi

[jaunty path]

u mean knife?

[acoustic pebble]

Finally. Save me

Kill me or some shit

[round socket]

With a knife

[jaunty path]

what no

youre too fun to torture

[acoustic pebble]

How fucking dare you

[round socket]

Just throw him into the weekly homeless guy knife fight

[acoustic pebble]

You best put me out of my misery, you destructive fucking coral snake

[acoustic pebble]

Bitch I already won nationals. I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me

[elder merlin]

[acoustic pebble]

Finally. Another shark

Die like the rest

[round socket]

Which shark is cooler?

[elder merlin]

You'll have to fight me first

Loser dies

[acoustic pebble]

And you lose

[elder merlin]

Me, duh

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. I'd win

[round socket]

You right, duh

[elder merlin]

Thats some big talk

Back it up

[acoustic pebble]

That's because I'm the bigger shark

Suck it up

[elder merlin]

Doubt

[acoustic pebble]

I don't play GTA ya fucking nerd

[round socket]

Are we getting a shark knife fight?

[acoustic pebble]

We have teeth, you dumbass

[elder merlin]

[round socket]

Soo?

[acoustic pebble]

Why would we use a knife?

[elder merlin]

Its bitin and punchin

[round socket]

It funnier

[young crane]

What’s a fun build for arbitrator

[acoustic pebble]

Exactly

Y'know what, we should just genocide humans

[round socket]

What about therians?

U killing them too?

[elder merlin]

Nobody knows anymore

[acoustic pebble]

I don't know who the fuck they are but them too

[jaunty path]

yes

[acoustic pebble]

That's a lie

Being a Tithe Rat sucks

[jaunty path]

yea cuz its stoopid op

[elder merlin]

Arent those from mass effect?

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, just stoopid

[jaunty path]

loike u

[acoustic pebble]

I don't know. I never read the books

[acoustic pebble]

How dare you

I will chew off your fucking prosthetic joins

[elder merlin]

Oh, its some marsupials

[jaunty path]

dont got those

my dad did tho

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is a mars soup ial?

[acoustic pebble]

You will recieve some soon when I have you as the background character of the next JAWS movie

[jaunty path]

im not scared of a furry like you

[round socket]

Daamn

[acoustic pebble]

Sharks don't have fur, you fucking fetus

[round socket]

Scalie?

[jaunty path]

youre over 25

old

also

i saw

[round socket]

Ouch that hurts

[jaunty path]

a sharkfurry in a furry server

so

[acoustic pebble]

I will give you a post Mortem abortion

[jaunty path]

you are a furry

[jaunty path]

ill tank it

[acoustic pebble]

Is this a furry server?

Then why are you in it?

[jaunty path]

yeah?

[acoustic pebble]

You fucking furry

[round socket]

[jaunty path]

cuz I like furries

and am p much a furry

(fursona comm is SOON)

[acoustic pebble]

What a nerd

[round socket]

i didnt expect that plotwist

[jaunty path]

furry scum

[acoustic pebble]

We are the best of friends, shut your knot twister

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[acoustic pebble]

I'm all Scum, but no fur

[jaunty path]

fury

[round socket]

[astral basin]

This is. A 40k server
That just so happens to house a strong count of the gay

[acoustic pebble]

Shut up and kill me already

[potent sage]

nooo

[somber stream]

Why do American wear shoes indoor

[potent sage]

a frontpage relic blade build

the "spicy meat" one

[round socket]

Savages

[potent sage]

we lost btw

[acoustic pebble]

Do they? I don't

[potent sage]

i was doing very good until we started spliting up

and thats what got us killed

[jaunty path]

bad

[somber stream]

I heard they do

[potent sage]

Frusturating

[round socket]

Yes, they do

[acoustic pebble]

Take off your shoes, everyone

All of you

Shoes off

[round socket]

I cant im at work

[potent sage]

we dont wear our shoes indoors

[hallow sundial]

you guys wear shoes in door?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not making a fucking suggestion

Take it off

[potent sage]

maybe like slippers

but thats it

[round socket]

[somber stream]

Wtf we don’t

Shoes off at the door, by the shoes rack

[acoustic pebble]

You better not, or I will come down there and use your head like a tee-ball

[hallow sundial]

Do all light-skinned people wear shoes indoors? (っ °Д °;)っ

[somber stream]

Tf you mean light-skinned lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Wow. Racist

[potent sage]

WHITE PEOPLE wear sandals in doors......

i dont

i throw my ragged lil converses against the carpet and be done with it

[somber stream]

Some people here are obsessed with skin colour i swear

[acoustic pebble]

They're fucking racist I swear

[hallow sundial]

Because in Canada I go to my light-skinned friend's house, and they don't wear shoes inside (ヘ･_･)ヘ┳━┳

I dunno it's just the US thing or....

[acoustic pebble]

Flip that fucking table over right now

Or you won't have arms to flip anything

[hallow sundial]

Dude I say "light-skinned"

[astral basin]

The larger the building, the less of a home it is. Becomes more of a… place of business, an artwork, per se. There for viewing, not leisure
Along with condescension of carpet bc “hard floors are cleaner by default”
For medium sized houses, any room directly adjacent to entryways or on the path to an immediate need (such as a bathroom or fridge) is a path walked by shoes

[acoustic pebble]

What made you assume I'm a 'dude'?

First racist then sexist, huh?

[hallow sundial]

Sorry 😭👉👈

[acoustic pebble]

I'm fucking with you lol

[potent sage]

he's fucking with u dw

[hallow sundial]

yea I know

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry, I'm just an asshole

[somber stream]

I mean public buildings and spaces i get

[potent sage]

cus he's an asshole

[acoustic pebble]

And also the best friend you'll havw

[hallow sundial]

(no I don't 😭🫵)

[somber stream]

But even if it’s a house, what if your shoes are wet or muddy

[acoustic pebble]

Because I will literally stab a bitch that bothers you

[potent sage]

nobody in north amerika wears shoes inside

[acoustic pebble]

Except you

[potent sage]

not me bro

[somber stream]

The entire entry area is designated as shoe-friendly space?

[acoustic pebble]

And @jaunty path

[round socket]

Lies

[acoustic pebble]

Liar

I saw you

How you denied me your feet

[potent sage]

i throw em on the little splintered wood entryway

and be done with them

[round socket]

The american lies

[acoustic pebble]

Then show me them toes

[somber stream]

Also hard floor is cleaner by default? Shouldn’t it be the other way around

You maintain and vaccuum carpets

[amber portal]

Hi

[round socket]

Hi

[potent sage]

Hi

[acoustic pebble]

We should bomb the Mainlands again

Only islands should rule

[somber stream]

Hello greynames

[amber portal]

I got killed by a dog

[acoustic pebble]

Type shit

Many get killed by suicidal fat men

Also so many gray names

[astral basin]

Sweep and mop vs vacuum and the potential for chemical upkeep
Imma carpet person personally

[gloomy tartan]

The gray names will be the first wave we send in

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you for pointing them out. Let's torment them

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. They should be the example

[gloomy tartan]

Gray names exist as the first waves sent in

[round socket]

I did learn from the kriegs

Let me go first

[gloomy tartan]

Throw them in the deep end

[acoustic pebble]

Krieg is awesome right?

[round socket]

Yup

[acoustic pebble]

Lol, nerd

[somber stream]

Wooden floor for me lol

[acoustic pebble]

Steel Legion is better

[somber stream]

Still imm chopping your legs if you wear shoes inside

[acoustic pebble]

Fucking fight me

[astral basin]

Unless im racing to unleash a monster, my shoes are typically knocked off inside the door

[amber portal]

These damn stealth trappers and dogs

[somber stream]

I will overlook emergencies

[potent sage]

abaddon im tired

[jaunty path]

shit yourself

[potent sage]

everytime i get past havoc 20 i always go back down again

hitler im tired

[jaunty path]

group w @wind hornet for free havoc 40

[potent sage]

🤑

idk who that is

[jaunty path]

he got me true survivor and havoc 40

[amber portal]

Havoc 40 with a level 1 character

[potent sage]

oh my GOD we're doing the SAME MISSION AGAIN

[jaunty path]

suffer

[amber portal]

What is clearance level guys

[potent sage]

the difficulty of your current assignment

[amber portal]

Ohh

[potent sage]

everytime you clear one assignment, it goes up by one

[acoustic pebble]

I will make you shit myself

[potent sage]

all the way to 40

[jaunty path]

I already did

check your pants

[acoustic pebble]

Damn you

[jaunty path]

[acoustic pebble]

You fucking fetus

[jaunty path]

ligma balsl

[amber portal]

When will they add the king von class

[acoustic pebble]

Can't even egnlish

[jaunty path]

vomits blood on your face

[acoustic pebble]

Slurps it up

[dusty moat]

Wassup

[amber portal]

Hi

[acoustic pebble]

The sky

You nerd

Just kidding. Welcome to the best general chat

[amber portal]

Im gonna eat those heretics.

[acoustic pebble]

Anyone who says otherwise is either really drunk or a fucking liar

[acoustic pebble]

Anarchist

[amber portal]

Why cant i quick play expeditions

Im always alone

[acoustic pebble]

Because Fatshark hates you

And us

[amber portal]

Oh...

[acoustic pebble]

But mostly you

[amber portal]

Why tho

[jaunty path]

dead mode

[acoustic pebble]

Because the Fatshark does not judge

It just hates

[jaunty path]

its unironically l

like

dead asf

[amber portal]

I like fish so imma js eat fatshark

[amber portal]

Why tho

I like it

Im also kinda new to the game

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. Me first

[jaunty path]

You're new.

[acoustic pebble]

Be a Hive scum

[amber portal]

I am

[acoustic pebble]

Join a gang

[acoustic pebble]

What gang?

[jaunty path]

You get better gameplay from normal missions

[marsh iris]

hive scum is a good tutorial class

[jaunty path]

expeditions adds nothing special

[amber portal]

Water

[acoustic pebble]

Suck my Hive

[jaunty path]

scrap is worthless

the penances are like

painful

[acoustic pebble]

A good second. Welcome to the Conclave

[potent sage]

all penances are painful

penance grinding is the worst thing to ever grace humanity

and we all died in our havoc lobby

[lavish bane]

I have a 9060 XT and my game still lags wtf

[acoustic pebble]

Anyone who grinds Penances like @hazy kestrel is a fucking nerd

[jaunty path]

Classic liberal turning the cog of the capitalist machine

play the game for fun

silly liberal

[acoustic pebble]

Theres no such thing as fun

[potent sage]

please hitler it helpes me feel accomplished

[acoustic pebble]

To the proletariat

[potent sage]

🥺

[jaunty path]

Write and draw then

don't play no goddamn video game that only gets money from wasting your time

lmfao

[potent sage]

im not penance grinding rn

well i kinda am

im doing missions 4 a penance

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

🖕🏽

[twin flower]

👀

[jaunty path]

[potent sage]

oh my god we're doing the same mission

FUCK HAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOC

[jaunty path]

what havoc are you playing

[potent sage]

27

im supposed to be on 21

i think thats the problem

[jaunty path]

I mean of course youre doing the same mission bruh

mf is NEW to havoc

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck the Proletariat

Play the game and have fun

[delicate vapor]

watching two of my friends duke it out over uno roblox

[jaunty path]

@hazy kestrel

Are you having fun

penance grinder

[potent sage]

im trying to achieve the most phenomenal lock-in IN history

we got a new mission and its going pretty good

[amber portal]

My teammates are so weird im crying

[potent sage]

oh no its the last stand

its so over

its so fvcking over

[delicate vapor]

you got this

[potent sage]

holy FUCK we're doing it

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Nice, what is it?

[jaunty path]

idk i dont even do one yet

i got no mon

[acoustic pebble]

He's not. He's feeling miserable and I'm fucking here for it

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

[acoustic pebble]

I love the dude, but he chose to suffer and I can do nothing but cheer for it

[potent sage]

oh my god we lost

[marsh iris]

lousy teammate 🙁

[simple cliff]

I do so many penances and Sister Prine is still mean to me.

[potent sage]

me??

[amber portal]

Send her to a havoc 40 mission

[delicate vapor]

😱

[potent sage]

we were very good actually

but the enemies were better

[marsh iris]

technically you are better because thousands of them needed to die

[potent sage]

true

they had to throw like five bosses at us to kill us

[marsh iris]

wolfer losing his shit at the end of carnival is funny because how moebian sex lost to 4 dudes

[amber portal]

How tf do i get +3 stamina curios

[simple cliff]

That's going to ruin the party.

[potent sage]

they aint even the moebian SHIT

[rocky radish]

Mostly luck. Or spending a lot of Melk Bucks (plus luck)

[amber portal]

Oh

Lets go gambling

[feral vessel]

gm friend chicken central

[potent sage]

hjlv sdf rkl'nodsfaadjfbkl'afsjbnokl'[dsfajnblo

asdfjrobnafgikjohn]faikph

j

afjibjbuo

[delicate vapor]

breathe in

[feral vessel]

why is there a bottom in chat

[delicate vapor]

breathe out

[potent sage]

MASS SUICIDE.... TOMORROW

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[feral vessel]

bottoms do this whenever a top talks to them

dont ask me how i know

[twin flower]

[amber portal]

Hanging out with a tree?

[feral vessel]

that was unnecessary

[marsh iris]

apple pooping

[delicate vapor]

ok

[amber portal]

Why am i so unlucky with my teammates

[marsh iris]

yeah darktide, why???

[loud crag]

skill-based matchmaking

[somber stream]

Doktor visit today

[feral vessel]

this ogryn emoji fills me with incredible rage for some reason

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[amber portal]

Imagine a playable female ogryn

[feral vessel]

on another note, I finished reading Complete Case Files 48 of Judge Dredd

tour of duty looking goated so far tbf

[bitter matrix]

Do I have to

[feral vessel]

chat dont die on me i need my early morning stimulus

[jaunty path]

havoc is designed to be unfair

[marsh iris]

what do i have to do

[feral vessel]

uhm

dont play havoc

heh

[marsh iris]

but it fun

with people you know

[delicate vapor]

[feral vessel]

i can bet..

i just dont like it..

[marsh iris]

understandable

im still stuck h25

but havent played DT for a while

[hallow sundial]

weakass

if u dont play haboc u are an weakass 🐸🫵(´･ω･`)

Haboc is fun and it's a place u can challenge your self

I luv Haboc

[timber elk]

is reading a book while riding on top of a turtle that’s 16x his size

[twin flower]

I was H21 last i checked lmao

[timber elk]

im all the way back done to 30

[potent sage]

godddd i fucking hate havoc

got demoted again

[timber elk]

To?

[potent sage]

i dont wanna say

this is the second time ive been demoted today

[feral vessel]

HI LAMBY

[timber elk]

Hello sergal. the turtle stops in front of her what’s your havoc rank?

[marsh iris]

kiss dukane for good luck

[timber elk]

Uhhhhh

No

[potent sage]

my team has abandoned me once again

now i must find another lobby

again

[jaunty path]

consider

taking a break

[twin flower]

havoc pubs in a nutshell

[jaunty path]

an doing something else

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Or drinking water

Watching a movie

[twin flower]

watah

[timber elk]

Not playing havoc Abby?

[delicate vapor]

bruce lee

[jaunty path]

she is

[timber elk]

No im saying she’s just gonna have a bad mental if she keeps deranking

[twin flower]

uhh, jackie chan?

[delicate vapor]

idk

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

man he olded real q

[twin flower]

be like that

[marsh iris]

i like the jackie chan cartoon

[timber elk]

Jackie Chan is cool

So are a lot of martial artists

[twin flower]

watched his latest movie, decent watch

[rocky radish]

I wanted to be Jackie Chan in my 20s. Ended up studying around 15 martial arts as a result

[twin flower]

which one did u end up with

[timber elk]

Have you put them to good use?

[jaunty path]

how many people can you kill

[twin flower]

I know of like.. 3?

[rocky radish]

Unfortunately, yes. But not recently

[acoustic pebble]

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker are going making a new Rush Hour movie

And I cannot wajt

[marsh iris]

everybody knows kung fu fighting

[delicate vapor]

recently saw that one movie where it was his character in the UK

[acoustic pebble]

Who's fist is fast as lightning?

[rocky radish]

Can? Dunno. Have? Zero. Just a few broken bones

[timber elk]

I know none. I’m a goof ball. Not a fighter.

[timber elk]

Speaking of. Did you see that new mortal kombat trailer?

[twin flower]

One was like a Physical Ed subject

Stick fighting is a national sport ig

[acoustic pebble]

No

[timber elk]

It’s okay

Not as good as the masters of the universe

[twin flower]

and one of my best mates uncle owned an mma gym and invited the bois

[rocky radish]

The actors they have for Mortal Kombat seem a little on the older side for such a physical franchise

[twin flower]

was a nice experience ig lmao

[marsh iris]

yo rule number one of fight club

[twin flower]

i mean.. its not like we beat each other like fight club

[timber elk]

Karl urban as Johnny cage? Johnny is a dude who’s supposed to be in his early to mid 20s

[marsh iris]

play fighting

[twin flower]

yeah that

i liked grappling the most

[marsh iris]

[timber elk]

Karl is in like his 40s maybe even early 50s

[rocky radish]

Exactly. Like as Billy Butcher, totally. But Johnny Cage? Nope

[timber elk]

Everyone else seems alright

Not sure why scorpion is back

His story is done unless they bring in the brother of sub zero

[rocky radish]

Hiroyuki Sanada is my favourite Japanese actor, but dude is ancient

[marsh iris]

i should learn some arts before the world go to shit

[feral vessel]

big fat 5

i got bored out of my mind before getting to the meat

[timber elk]

Ugh more doom and gloom

[rocky radish]

Absolutely. It's just great for feeling good about yourself, if nothing else

[feral vessel]

don worry the world is gon be fine

i said so

[marsh iris]

sorry lamb, you gonna get eatened first by me

[timber elk]

I’m somehow comforted by that?

I’m confused

Wait

[twin flower]

krag maga

[timber elk]

No I know why

[marsh iris]

i was thinking about that

[timber elk]

Because garut

[twin flower]

actually wait.. i know 4

[timber elk]

I don’t know

[rocky radish]

I want to learn kickboxing next, but I might actually die. Im so unfit right now

[twin flower]

wicked

[marsh iris]

actually i did have some interest in boxing

[twin flower]

i think i like the combative arts compared to weight lifting if am being honest

[cosmic spruce]

[timber elk]

Nah the world will be fine. People just assume things to fast is all

[twin flower]

they seem more enjoyable than

well

weights

[timber elk]

Unfortunately I still have a co-worker that thinks like that

[feral vessel]

i would love stalker to be real though

[twin flower]

like wot

[feral vessel]

i would totes go to the zone

and die probablz

in a horrible fashion

[twin flower]

get eaten by a mutant

[feral vessel]

maybe go to freedom to get stoned