general-chat

[copper olive]

Yeah but like... What sets them apart

Besides being from a planet that blew up

Fighting till the last is a regular guardsman thing

[simple cliff]

If you're born on Cadia you're going to start learning to fight and kill by the time you can walk. Also the planet itself sucks and surviving it is part of the process.

[fiery wave]

Catachan best.

[tired steeple]

Is it time to change my pfp

Or do I wanna stick with Alice longer

[copper olive]

So Catachan on easy mode

[simple cliff]

Cadians are not 'elite' but they are probably the best of the best when it comes to standard imperial guard units.

[fiery wave]

That's up to you.

[tired steeple]

They also have the most guards

Guardsmen

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks for explain harlz

[tired steeple]

I think anyway

[fiery wave]

At least you get to 14 without issues usually. On Catachan, even just getting there is like, best of the best.

[copper olive]

Yknow

A Catachan would be a pretty cool character for darktide

[south valve]

What are they like?

[copper olive]

At the very least it would add a new body type without having to make the character a super different height

[copper olive]

Everyone is rambo

[fiery wave]

Amazon.

[south valve]

Oh I see

[gloomy tartan]

Catachan are specialized

[little violet]

After cadia their 2nd largest irc
Kriegs still has the most cuz you know their bred for it

[gloomy tartan]

Hairy

[south valve]

Vietnam boys?

[copper olive]

Catachans are all rambo

[copper olive]

No

Rambo

[fiery wave]

Amazons with guns or Rambo.

[copper olive]

Ramboette

[south valve]

Oh

[fiery wave]

Basically one man army because most things are nothing compared to 18 years on Catachan.

[tired steeple]

catachans were awesome in dow2

fuckin meleeing warriors

[modest flume]

They fuckin SUCK in Final Stand though

[little violet]

GW needs to do cpr on some under rated ones

Janissaries... my love

[tired steeple]

people are hoping for janissaries as a cosmetic in darktide

they have cool masks

pretty creepy

[little violet]

Im surprised we havent already

They made one for vostroyans

[modest flume]

We need the IRON GUARD

[fiery wave]

I want Catachan for my Stealth vet.

[green vector]

most rock hard guard regiment by far

[tired steeple]

iron guard?

[green vector]

fucking gigachads

[copper olive]

Tbh as much as I'd want Catachans in darktide I don't know how they'd add them without making them OP

[tired steeple]

mordian iron guard?

[modest flume]

They are Rambos, literally

[tired steeple]

think that's them

[modest flume]

Their top guy is Sly Marbo (Syl Rambo)

[copper olive]

They clown on Cadians because in their eyes they have it easy

[tired steeple]

funny fact

[little violet]

Didnt we have a semi naked cosmetic for vet i cant remember

[tired steeple]

when kroot eat dead catachans, they get an urge to wear red bandanas

[modest flume]

Yes

[copper olive]

Veteran white literally cannot be a Catachan, he's too much of a skinny twink

[tired steeple]

oh yeah the dripped tf out regiment

[patent grove]

How about some Gaunt's Ghosts drip

[copper olive]

There are no skinny people on Catachan

[modest flume]

They talk the talk and walk the walk

[fiery wave]

You want the capes.

[tired steeple]

what's the regiment in gaunt's ghosts

is that tanith

[fiery wave]

Lean muscled at min.

[patent grove]

You read my mind

[green vector]

tanith first and only madafaka

[potent sage]

iokph]jiopio[iuhpoij]oipj]\=

][opk]pojpk0[\opjm[

][lj[o[po

[tired steeple]

hello again ant

[fiery wave]

More, I know someone who also does.

[little violet]

These guys also need attention

[tired steeple]

speaking necron I see

[potent sage]

hiiiii

[modest flume]

Now that you are enlightened, do you feel HIS light upon ye?

[potent sage]

no

[south valve]

I wanna make a joke, but I feel like I've been too mean to you already

[patent grove]

Chat really trying to make me read books today. I need to find some 40k to read

[south valve]

Ready Plato

you won't

[tight pine]

Anything that’s fun will suffice

[little violet]

Their pretty good
..well some

[modest flume]

Heart of Darkness

[green vector]

bushman buy me nitro so i can use funny pepe emojies

[modest flume]

Sure, come replace me at my job

[green vector]

eat my ass

[fiery wave]

@supple thorn I mean, he wants it lul.

[little violet]

[patent grove]

I've read Plato, one of his works anyways, I forget which one. I liked Aristotles Nicomachean Ethics

[tight pine]

Least mustard flavored imperial fist:

[south valve]

I really like Plato's writing style

[copper olive]

I think beasts of nurgle are good evidence of how nurgle really doesn't care about his followers

[south valve]

he really wants you to understand him

unlike Nietzsche >:c

[copper olive]

He makes these creatures that love everyone purely so they can grow into more despicable evil horrific things because they feel betrayed, because everyone they'll ever love will die in their mere presence

[modest flume]

I think it's really undersold that he capitalizes on despair

[copper olive]

And those that don't die, will have to kill them back

[gloomy tartan]

Catachans are Rambo

The females are Rambo with tits

[patent grove]

To quote Rustin Cohle, "What is that, Nietzsche? Shut the fck up"

[copper olive]

Nurgle "loves" his followers because you need a sparkle of hope to feel even more despair

[supple thorn]

Give me Tanith First and Only dammit...

[modest flume]

Do you want.. dis 🍐 ?

[patent grove]

Larken is such a character 😄

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone?

[fiery wave]

I have my commissar side, now just want Catachan lul.

[potent sage]

98dfguhifuihfguphdfgiuhfduihdfuhfguhu

[modest flume]

Being a plague marine or a higher rank of Nurgle follower must be horrible, genuinely

[patent grove]

Has there been any catachan cosmetics

[potent sage]

no but theres a psyker cosmetic with a belly button coming up 🤤

[fiery wave]

No.

[modest flume]

Lamenting my soon to be lack of free time , yourself?

[crisp yoke]

Sleepy my friend, thank you for asking

[modest flume]

Although I can't complain too much, I did rest a lot

[modest flume]

Keep winning, king

👑 you dropped this

[tight pine]

Lamenters?

[modest flume]

Pics or didn't happen

[south valve]

Yeah

for research purposes

[fiery wave]

Not dropping triple coats.

[green vector]

who lamenting they

something

rn

[brazen pelican]

Karien fren!

[south valve]

I'm lamenting the death of my innocence

[brazen pelican]

Bushman just keeps on being the biggest Chad.

[south valve]

😔

[south valve]

This is indeed correct

[tender horizon]

I have something for you in zealot chat

[modest flume]

For every good king, exists a good queen

[brazen pelican]

..oOwOo..

[modest flume]

[green vector]

someone post sticker of cat retching

[patent grove]

We heard you like trench coats so we put a trench coat inside your trench coat's trench coat.

[gloomy tartan]

What about trench coats for my shoes

[south valve]

We call those tights

[modest flume]

Very vital

[tight pine]

Looses:

[fiery wave]

Is why that psyker set lmao.

[fiery wave]

Mew!

[tight pine]

[brazen pelican]

You're doing well, I hope? ♥

[copper olive]

Which chaos God is the hottest

Give me your ranking

[copper olive]

Of the five

[fiery wave]

Yeah, just writing smut lul.

[brazen pelican]

Neat. Is it perchance yuri? :>

[tight pine]

The great horned rat

[fiery wave]

Yep, always.

[copper olive]

Pretty based

Whos number 2?

[brazen pelican]

OCs or fan art?

[crisp yoke]

Hm?

[crisp yoke]

Hai slaaneshi! Hru

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Expeditions are so exhausting

[tight pine]

France

[brazen pelican]

Henlo! Doing okay, just vibing with some D2:R. :>

[copper olive]

France isn't a chaos God

It's just a section of the warp dragged into real space

[brazen pelican]

Just a different form of Nurgle.

[fiery wave]

OCs, think post apoc but X-men style mutants but also caused by a virus, so zombos. The ppl of the badlands turned mutants due to the virus having a harder time taking over without killing the host, so symbiosis. Cityfolk just went zombo.

[copper olive]

Damn

Fair

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like people are having a rough time. Interesting. :>

[copper olive]

Anyways

[fiery wave]

Is post apocalypse so... lul.

[crisp yoke]

D2:R?

what is that….Dead 2 redemption?

[brazen pelican]

Diablo 2: Resurrected. :>

[copper olive]

Anyways:

Nurgle

Rat

Hashut

Tzeentch

Khorne

Slaanesh

[crisp yoke]

Ooooooo

Sorry :3

[brazen pelican]

No need to be sorry. :>

[crisp yoke]

Sorry for being sorry T-T

[brazen pelican]

Are you Canadian, perchance?

[crisp yoke]

No, just a ppl pleaser

Why?

[brazen pelican]

Just making a stupid joke. :>

[crisp yoke]

Is not stupid

Is good joke ^ ^

[brazen pelican]

Yay! :>

[crisp yoke]

^w^

[carmine steppe]

The skaven have the council of 13th but what was above them?

[green vector]

my buttcheeks

[stuck crescent]

14

[tight pine]

The most horrid terrible rat-thing: evil Larry

[crisp yoke]

The 12th councilemeb

[brazen pelican]

Sounds like a scary fella.

[tight pine]

Yeah, he’s a little scarier than 🗣️ 🫧 🫧

[modest flume]

What do you mean "Hm"

Keep winning

Simple as

[crisp yoke]

I don’t remember winning anything

[carmine steppe]

Its the shadow council

They leave the thirteenth spot open for the great horned rat

[tight pine]

Hm

[carmine steppe]

Also no wonder the skaven never achieve anything huge, they are controlled by 13th crack addicts that themselves are controlled by demonic 12 versions of their race

[hazy kestrel]

Feeling strange today

My mind is unusually silent for once. My intrusive thoughts are no longer bothering me, which is a good thing. But I can’t help but feel unnerved for some reason.

[carmine steppe]

You should totally listen to the voice in your head

[hazy kestrel]

Kindly fuck off.

Not funny

[modest flume]

That's because Expeditions numbed you

[jaunty path]

Dont listen to the voices

[hazy kestrel]

Didn’t laugh

[jaunty path]

The voices are evil

[hazy kestrel]

I know

[carmine steppe]

No the voices are guilt

[hazy kestrel]

Believe me Missus, I know that too well

[jaunty path]

Yea thats what makes them evil

And annoying

[carmine steppe]

Man what a pretty game

[hazy kestrel]

They’re clearly someone else’s guilt, and they can gtfo of my mind. That’s what I think.

[carmine steppe]

Well guilt in itself isn't evil or inherently bad

[hazy kestrel]

You might be right, it was brain numbing-ly boring

[carmine steppe]

Well this has me confused, why would you have someone else's guilt in your head?

[jaunty path]

I have reached points where I wanna say I hear voices in my head but that would be an overexaggeration since its not like I think im like. Actually hearing someone elses voice

[hazy kestrel]

Well, how can I explain this without reopening my secondary trauma wounds

Eh, it’ll take too long to explain

And I don’t want to ruin my progress here by reopening those wounds

[carmine steppe]

Man honestly you shouldn't say anything personal on discord

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I know

[jaunty path]

Not even voices just thoughts and other BS

Nice wifis shitting

Don't then

Dont do yourself any pain

[carmine steppe]

This is not a safe place 😭

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t say anything really personal here

Just trauma dump from time to time

It helps

[jaunty path]

I am walter hartwell white

[copper olive]

Is there a way to know where the next door is without already knowing the map?

[tender horizon]

Hey man can I get your SSN, credit card number, and your childhood pets name rq

[copper olive]

Does is show up on your scanner

[hazy kestrel]

Bugger off

[copper olive]

Cause I don't understand it lol

[hazy kestrel]

(Kindly)

[copper olive]

Can I have the key to your heart

[tender horizon]

I promise you I took zero offense

[carmine steppe]

Weirdly enough I have grown up talking to myself so I don't find it weird to just argue with myself about anything

[hazy kestrel]

Are you a tall giantess and can you grant uppies? If not, then no thank ye.

[carmine steppe]

I don't really have another voice in my head, I just have myself asking about anything and following that line of logic

Or questioning

[hazy kestrel]

Time to play Skyrim I guess

[carmine steppe]

Play outer wilds

[hazy kestrel]

It’s fucking weird how silent it is in here

[copper olive]

How tall are you

[hazy kestrel]

I am a shorty. 5’4”

:(

[copper olive]

6'0 - 6'1

[hazy kestrel]

Close enough.

[copper olive]

[hazy kestrel]

We make do with what we have.

[tender horizon]

Edating? In my darktide general chat?

[hazy kestrel]

Now, grant me uppies please

[little marten]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s more likely than you think.

[tight pine]

🍔
Rashuns!

[hazy kestrel]

Hello Nurgle

How are you on this somewhat alright day.

[tender horizon]

They're all beautiful days if you wake up on the right side of the grass

[hazy kestrel]

But I don’t sleep on the grass :(

[little marten]

Drenched in sweat

[copper olive]

This isn't e-dating, it's a kidnapping

[little marten]

How are you

[tender horizon]

Alright Jeffery

[hazy kestrel]

Existing for sure

[little marten]

This discord is literally only for edating

[hazy kestrel]

About to be napped by a giantess or something, idk.

[little marten]

Nice

[copper olive]

I'm not Jeffrey

[little marten]

Don’t get squished

[hazy kestrel]

No promises are made

[jaunty path]

You really are the normalest person here

[copper olive]

I hate micro transactions

[modest flume]

You know what? I'm gonna do DoW 2 Last Stand

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[copper olive]

I hate micro transactions, but refuse to demonize the people who pay for them

Because it actually ISN'T the victims fault

[jaunty path]

Blame them

Its slop..

[hazy kestrel]

How are you today Missus

[jaunty path]

Mom made corn bread

Im alr

[hazy kestrel]

Fantabulous

[jaunty path]

I put cinnamon in mine

Very good

W butter 2

[copper olive]

Man

Random thing to bring up

But the music from Sonic adventure one and two are kinda fire

[modest flume]

Sonic Heroes too

Hell, even Unleashed

[carmine steppe]

Most sonic songs are really good

[twin flower]

was a time i thought hedgehogs were all just blue

cuz of sanic

[tired steeple]

I used to think strippers spun around the pole

it's the pole that spins

[twin flower]

howd u figure that

[tired steeple]

saw a post about it and how it's like finding out santa isn't real

[crisp yoke]

How yall

[tired steeple]

I'm good

how are you

[crisp yoke]

Sleepy

[twin flower]

the pillow calls your name

[little marten]

rotten armour really filters folks huh

[crisp yoke]

It dose

I’m very tired rn

My beds whispering tho me

2 more hourrrrs

[marsh iris]

like oyster

[carmine steppe]

Rotten armor is just papa's nurgle blessing

[neat storm]

Finished auric maelstrom, skipped to havoc mission 16 but still rank 6 so no one will invite me and my mission is bugged so no one will join.

[potent sage]

What if they had big mosquitos the size of minivans that just carried off cows sometimes

Are there cows in warhammer

[twin flower]

alien cows

[elder merlin]

There are big mosquitoes

[twin flower]

even giant murder spoiders that slice through space marines clean thru

[potent sage]

what are they called

are they just 'big mosquitoes'

[neat storm]

I feel like im stuck from progressing havoc now

unless i make a premade

[twin flower]

megaquitoes

im kidding

the giant spider ones are called megarachnids tho

so i just.. play on words or smthin

[modest flume]

What are you on now?

Like what assignment and modifiers

[neat storm]

"Finished auric maelstrom, skipped to havoc mission 16 but still rank 6 so no one will invite me and my mission is bugged so no one will join."

[elder merlin]

I forget, but Beasts of Nurgle eventually turn into them

More like giant monster bugs

[neat storm]

I downgraded to 15 to see if it worked but it didn't fix anything.

My mission just says 'Havoc'

[modest flume]

Oh, you have to cancel deployment

It should be R or something

[neat storm]

Elaborate

[carmine steppe]

Groxs

[modest flume]

There's "Cancel Deployment" and "Demote Assignment"

Sometimes Havoc will glitch and say you're in a mission when you're not

[carmine steppe]

Also this regularly happens in Catachan

[modest flume]

Sometimes with the same people in your party

[elder merlin]

Rot Flies is what they are called, @potent sage

[neat storm]

no i mean when i list my mission it just says "Havoc"

so no one joins

[modest flume]

[neat storm]

i can remove and remake it all i want

it still just says the words havoc

[modest flume]

You don't have "My Havoc Assignment"?

[neat storm]

so i cant join anyone and no one will join me

[potent sage]

mfs on catachan be like "yeah we gotta fight The Glup with our bare fists tomorrow"

[twin flower]

wats a glup

[neat storm]

either I premade my 15 or I demote all the way back to 6

[potent sage]

idk i'd assume its a giant evil fucking death creature that kills people and turns their bodies into biomass on catachan

[fiery wave]

There's a button you can press to reset filters.

[neat storm]

it's not a filters issue

when i list the mission it just says 'havoc'

[carmine steppe]

The Catachan devil, yeah tough shit

[neat storm]

like the mission is called [Havoc]

[stark bobcat]

interact with your havoc board

you might have your weekly unclaimed

[copper olive]

I feel like shit

[neat storm]

thats not it either

[potent sage]

literally called the Catachan Devil 😭

[twin flower]

how was lore chat

[copper olive]

I was told that I went off the rails

[modest flume]

Their fangs are what the Devil's Claw swords are made of

[potent sage]

oh that cool

[modest flume]

Filled with mercury or something

[potent sage]

mercury?!?!

😭

[copper olive]

So they don't work against carapace?

[modest flume]

Hey, they're only "knives"

[twin flower]

I mean.. to be fair you asked for like advice about a good villain but ignored all their points

[fiery wave]

I think we got reject ones then.

[twin flower]

Dilara's been in 40k long enough to know whats up

imo at least

[copper olive]

It just feels boring having literally everyone relating to chaos be human

I'll move on from this now

[astral basin]

@somber stream french w
They are suing ubisoft. Home turf
Its a class action lawsuit backed by Stop Killing Games

[modest flume]

I'm calling it now

If they bring down Ubisoft, the team behind Clair Obscur will just replace them

[astral basin]

Why do you say that?

[green vector]

cess pit

[modest flume]

Power vacuum

They were also basically propped up to replace them anyways

[carmine steppe]

Here let me get you one of the most well known lines of Catachans "We've run into scorpions the size of battle tanks. Three men died from Eyerot last week and I've sweated enough to fill a lake. Emperor help me, I love this place -- it's just like home!"

[astral basin]

Sandfall is nowhere near the office size. A lot of their work on e33 was contracted and word of mouth (the so called outsourcing rumor scandal that happened)
They will get bought before that happens.

[modest flume]

We'll see

That's only now

[carmine steppe]

Also Catachan devil's are basically centipedes the size of trains, the great barking toad is a nuclear bomb and they have death flies

[potent sage]

what the FVCK is eyerot 😭

[modest flume]

Also, outsourcing rumor scandal? people will rustle their jimmies for anything

[potent sage]

bullshit spotted in catacha, segmentum ultima

[twin flower]

Catachans living in a death world where a scratch from a plant kills you

• runs around half naked *

[carmine steppe]

"Sucker Tree - The sucker tree is a carnivorous plant that is fairly innocuous looking to the untrained eye; it is simply a fungal-like growth on top of a seemingly normal tree trunk. However, the trunk can twist and turn when it detects prey, bending over to drop its suckers on top of the heads of its victims. It quickly drains them of their life fluids and then flings the corpse away to ensure that future victims are not made suspicious by a pile of bodies."

[green vector]

Ye let's wear clothes in a humid jungle

[carmine steppe]

They are just that good

[modest flume]

When you deal with shit like this, what you wear doesn't matter at that point

[carmine steppe]

Yeah exactly

[twin flower]

I know i just wish theyre better.. equipped?

[modest flume]

They're equipped for what they do best: jungle warfare

And guerrilla tactics too

Bring lots of booms and you need a lot of room

[potent sage]

mfs in vietnam didnt run around half naked tho, at least not in battle

[modest flume]

I can imagine Snikrot's Kommandoz and the Ork Hunters just fighting naked in the jungles of Armaggeddon

[potent sage]

DESPITE what full metal jacket or apocalyse now tells you

does Armaggeddon have jungles ?

[modest flume]

It does, and they're ruled by a Kommando Nob, Snikrot

He's like the boogeyman of Armageddon

[twin flower]

Heh, Nob

[green vector]

Didn't the catachans go there to fuck his shit up

[modest flume]

Tried to, then the daemons came, and some orks and humans joined forces but he didn't like that

[carmine steppe]

They have a 1 lascarbine 4 ammo packs, a Catachan knife and 3 grenades, and they will kill whatever they are ordered with that

[fiery wave]

To be fair, those are the ones with any common sense.

[carmine steppe]

Most of it is an uninhabitable hellhole

[fiery wave]

Just need the knoife basically.

[modest flume]

Common sense? In 40k?

[carmine steppe]

I love that they prefer the lascarbine that has less stopping power but better accuracy

[modest flume]

tbf Snikrot saw it as a cop out so

[carmine steppe]

They know it's better to have a good shot than bigger firepower

[fiery wave]

It's daemons, they give even less fucks.

[potent sage]

if im havoc 21 and i play a lower havoc level lobby, do i still get the assignment boost?

[modest flume]

Colt Commando having asses

Nope

[astral basin]

Armageddon is the very definition of scorched earth

There is nothing there but munitorum infrastructure and burning craters

[little marten]

if u call ur planet armadeggon ur askin for trouble

why not rename it like Dewberry Prime

[twin flower]

Whats in dewberry

[astral basin]

So. It wasnt called armageddon at first

[carmine steppe]

It has another name before but it was also the seat of the Ork empire

With the primorks and the empeork

[twin flower]

Oh yeah.. was it ulanor

Its original name

[green vector]

[green vector]

Rename it the fuck planet

[little marten]

uhhhh

[grand mural]

to be fair it was originally called Ullanor

[uncut bone]

Night shift

[little marten]

thats not even remotely similar to Dewberry Prime

[round socket]

You too?

[carmine steppe]

Dewberry prime probably got eaten by Tyranids

[uncut bone]

Yah

[round socket]

Brother..

[green vector]

I want the tyranussy

[round socket]

Also hi. I just joined today

[uncut bone]

May I have some oats brother

[carmine steppe]

They want your biomass

[round socket]

Elaborate

[mystic fossil]

brother these are my oats

[uncut bone]

I'm hungry brother

[uncut bone]

Brother I'm hungry Brother

[round socket]

Me too brother

[green vector]

Give me the oats brother

[carmine steppe]

Not in the sexy, Tyranids will just drop you into acid pits and consume your biomass

[round socket]

Idk if i should be calling you brother since i have a tyrant army

[green vector]

No they won't I'll fuck em

[carmine steppe]

The fact that they leave entire planets without oxygen and not even bacteria alive is amazing

[uncut bone]

I don't have army so we are brother

I am waiting for total war warhammer 40k

[round socket]

You should get a tyrant army

[uncut bone]

TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 40K

[twin flower]

DoW 4 cuz dank angels are innit

[carmine steppe]

You should get a Grey Knight army

[round socket]

I was thinking about it

[uncut bone]

Hope i can make unit of 6 reject and clear a map

[round socket]

But next ill make a krieh army

[twin flower]

wuh?

[round socket]

Krieg*

[uncut bone]

I live in Vietnam there's no GW store so I had to find a third party shop to buy

[carmine steppe]

That's fine you can just 3D print them and it's cheaper

[uncut bone]

Sometimes the box and insides are broke like my ahh with no warranty

[uncut bone]

I'm saving on it

[round socket]

I am from spain, where i live exactly there is only 1

They r rich

[uncut bone]

Give me some warhammer box brother

[uncut bone]

Yeah I'm working on it after swapping my rx 6600xt to a rx7800

[carmine steppe]

At least you live right next to the UK, I'm in Argentina where there is low 40k presence

[round socket]

Sure ill need your credit carf information. Trust me bro! 100% no scam (this is a joke, pls mods dont ban me)

[round socket]

My boss is from there, i think Mendoza

[little marten]

PAYPAL ME 6 EGGS

[twin flower]

Are eggs really pricey over there

[south valve]

Which of them is it who goes “COWERR, FLEEE!!!”

[astral basin]

So
Armageddon has always been an ork planet
Imperials captured it, while it was called Ullanor, and made it a hive city.
Later, some khorne cultists brewed up a storm, summoned angron, and that had to be dealt with
After, orks kinda just kept coming. Whether by growing up on the planet from the corpses of their comrades, watered by the blood of the occasional khornite incursion, or by pure invasion
They kinda just renamed it Armageddon bc. After getting railed by angron and a few centries of orks, “hell” was the only name to call it by

[round socket]

[twin flower]

reminds of that one line in a book where they named it planet Murder bcause the last transmission they heard out of it was "This..planet.. is murder"

[little marten]

SEND THE EGGS BROTHER

ANSWERS COME LATER

[round socket]

Sounds like a yarrick job

[twin flower]

Well they did bring him back

[round socket]

Yeees

I saw it

The trailer was amzing

[twin flower]

"Soldiers of Armageddon!"

[round socket]

The steel legion

[twin flower]

Idk why they didnt get included

[round socket]

Who knows

[twin flower]

There were talks that they were getting phased out but idk if its still true

[modest flume]

Not just that, the AdMech teleported it away instead of letting them firebomb and cleanse or destroy the planet

[little marten]

They were now they not

[modest flume]

They did all that and they forgot it

[twin flower]

But then release like concept arts about them lmao

[little marten]

Damage control

[twin flower]

yeah lmao

[neat storm]

okay problem got fixed. up to 15.

[little marten]

But a win is a win I guess lol

[round socket]

Im always happy to see a krieg tbh

[uncut bone]

The middle one

[carmine steppe]

I think they are back since they announced that the new edition would come with 70 deployments of armies

[round socket]

The left one*

[carmine steppe]

There's gotta be the steel legion in there

[uncut bone]

Maul is mauling

[formal mortar]

When do we get the green skin for ogryn?

[south valve]

It’s one of the characters

[modest flume]

Fatalist?

[south valve]

Sounds right

[uncut bone]

What about the nerd one

[south valve]

I wasn’t sure if it was him or agitator

[astral basin]

oh right

[uncut bone]

The nerd one will say, " REPOSITIONING " or " BACK "

[astral basin]

lmao

[twin flower]

yeah, so people wilding out they were being axed is just like a funny after thought now

do be funny

[fair bridge]

can't stop watching slop on yt

[round socket]

Question for whoever wanna answer. For how long you've been playing darktide?

[fair bridge]

Corrupt Cops Get Caught and Called Out by Another Department! IDGAF STOP SHOWING ME THIS

[uncut bone]

Darktide slop?

[fair bridge]

what the fuck is darktide

[uncut bone]

Sloptide

[twin flower]

uhh, i got 200hrs on it

[neat storm]

when do i start seeing curios over 400?

[uncut bone]

Lv 30

[fair bridge]

level 30

[uncut bone]

Any character

[neat storm]

im 30

[fair bridge]

simply wait

[uncut bone]

Grind more

[round socket]

Grind harder

[uncut bone]

Or trade in the servitor shop

[neat storm]

so its random what level the dude sells?

[fair bridge]

yes

you can also see sire melk

[uncut bone]

Or the slop shop next to normie sister of battle

[neat storm]

ive got 410/400/400 but im trying to get different curios

[fair bridge]

thats so cool

but yeah you'll have to wait

[uncut bone]

It's pure rng

[neat storm]

gotcha

[uncut bone]

[fair bridge]

shop rotations or sire melk

[neat storm]

ty

[fair bridge]

there's also a mod called globalstore that i found very useful

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/692

[neat storm]

i had 3 +health curios but saw toughness is better

[neat storm]

im on ps5 but thank you

[fair bridge]

completely depends on what you're building

[uncut bone]

Sire melk is luck box

Slop servitor like to give you 400ish curi toughness

Or stamina

Sometimes hp

[graceful hamlet]

Who up melkin their box

[uncut bone]

Cats

[hazy kestrel]

So bored. :(

I hate expeditions so much

[fair bridge]

playin stalker 2

[twin flower]

stalker? thats how I know her

-# bad joke..

[fair bridge]

awful joke

[twin flower]

nuh uh

[nocturne bloom]

3 more months and there's a chance (chance) the only skin i want in league will be re released

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

Got my guaranteed sanctum pull ready and all

[delicate vapor]

Hmm

[round socket]

League of legends?

[marsh iris]

knob

damn convo too fast

[nocturne bloom]

Fr, yall need to slow down 🥀

[potent sage]

why is rannick such a fucking idiottttttt

[stuck crescent]

because he's not comptent

simple as

[potent sage]

he's behind the plot on everythingggggg

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its his thing

[twin flower]

rannick hearing that

-# prolly

[cobalt wharf]

Swagger is Grendyl

incognito

[marsh iris]

our idiot

[stuck crescent]

or is Grendy swagger?

[ripe tangle]

Good morrow, my noble comrades! Direct my steps toward the path of mine enemies, that I may perform what duty requires for the God Emperor.

[stuck crescent]

D-do you hate the krieg too?

[ripe tangle]

Perchance thou wilt join thy force with mine, and we shall execute all such tasks as are required, for the Emperor Protects.

[stuck crescent]

......that wasn't a no

[ripe tangle]

To what end should I bear malice against those who yield true obedience to the Emperor's grace?

art thou a Heretic?

[stuck crescent]

DOES THOU NOT UNDERSTAND SIN OF THAE FATHERS

[ripe tangle]

Then thou dost throw thy gauntlet in my face! Have a care, for I shall cleave thee in two with mine sword!

[marsh iris]

-# take me

[stuck crescent]

CHIMERA BEATS SWORD, NERD

[twin flower]

-# no me

[ripe tangle]

TRUE FAITH IN THE EMPEROR BEATS ALL, HERETIC

[marsh iris]

-# nuh uh

[stuck crescent]

NOT WITHOUT THE BIG GUNS

[ripe tangle]

The most abundant store of war belongs to the Emperor and those who do him service

please bear this within thou mind

[marsh iris]

trapper wants my big gun

[stuck crescent]

No

bad

bad

no good

she has 100 stds

1000

40,000

[south valve]

Standards?

How wonderful

[gloomy tartan]

I still think about that pox hound who suicided killing a trapper to save me during a havoc mission

[marsh iris]

Trapper:** Aren't you something special?**

[south valve]

I’ll wrap you up tight

👁️ 👁️

[tired inlet]

like a burrito, or a mother's love?

[gloomy tartan]

This one right here commisar

[south valve]

Like in a net

[gloomy tartan]

Shoot this one

[south valve]

It’s a trapper quote

[stuck crescent]

SHOOT HIM DEAD

[twin flower]

Thats what a heretic would say

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA!!!

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a me quote

[modest flume]

Aren't you a pretty one hyeeeh

[south valve]

I feel like we’ve skipped ahead a little

[marsh iris]

like a ham bound in strings

[twin flower]

** Nyeeeh **

[stuck crescent]

I FUCKING HATE THE KRIEG

[modest flume]

hyuck hyuck hyuck

[stuck crescent]

This is a me quote

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg are into mud play

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shork here

Finally free of my job for the day

[somber stream]

Heh
Haha
HAHAHHAHAHAA

[rain idol]

I think angron arrived there on a ship, And my favorite i heard (I forgot if it's true or not) about the orks on Armageddon is that there was a waaaaagh coming dangerously close towards an eldar craftworld And they didn't want to deal with it So they just led them the nearest Imperial planet

[south valve]

Person who paints in past tense

This is a me quote

[normal bloom]

Does anyone know when the next event is gonna be?

[stuck crescent]

Whatever it is, krieg slop will come

[modest flume]

Alright, calm down Iori Yagami

[marsh iris]

krieg play fighting in the mud

[somber stream]

Ubisoft days are numbered, one of the first major company to dissolve in the last decade i’d say

[normal bloom]

They need to add more weapon and class skins for hivescum

[twin flower]

krieg play with shovels haha

[marsh iris]

RIP, sierra acquiring ubisoft soon?

[twin flower]

add more weapons for everyclass fr

[normal bloom]

More krieg outfits would go hard

[normal bloom]

Agreed

[sleek harness]

Adding 2 weapons for Skitarri

This it

[twin flower]

didnt scoom get like more than 2

[somber stream]

They’ve been using AI extensively in their arts and promotional materials as of late

[rain idol]

Bold of you to assume they're adding wepons

[sleek harness]

Only 4 uniques

[sleek harness]

They will

It's been leaked Skitarri weapons

[marsh iris]

Ubislop

[jaunty path]

shits myself

[sleek harness]

Missus

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[jaunty path]

hi personman

[marsh iris]

hope i can still play division some time later

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

Only 81000 more salvage

To go

[twin flower]

division 1 or 2

[hazy kestrel]

Kill me

[marsh iris]

2

[sleek harness]

What's your opinion on

[jaunty path]

Drop the mode

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[twin flower]

🤝

[jaunty path]

are you having FUN

[hazy kestrel]

No

Not in the least

[jaunty path]

tell me you have a podcast on atleast dude

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even.

No

[jaunty path]

bro

You're gonna drop it

[hazy kestrel]

Momma didn’t raise a quitter

[jaunty path]

homie works the 9 to 5

[sleek harness]

Keep gambling

[jaunty path]

to work another

9 to 5

[twin flower]

i'll prolly gonna back to exped if they add more maps

[hazy kestrel]

Depressingly true

[sleek harness]

99% of gamblers quit before good

[jaunty path]

uninstall 😭

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck, I’m so tired

[gloomy tartan]

I want to listen to a Ogryn podcast

[hazy kestrel]

It’s SO BORING

[jaunty path]

UNINSTALL

[sleek harness]

I think theres a ogryn podcast

[hazy kestrel]

How do you make a gamemode this bland?

[jaunty path]

OR

[sleek harness]

On YouTube

[jaunty path]

put something on

something in the background so you dont die of boredom lmfao

[sleek harness]

Watch the full lore of Helldivers 2

[acoustic pebble]

You know what we need?

[jaunty path]

i hope youre playing on malice or something lmao

[sleek harness]

No

[acoustic pebble]

More Hive scum

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[twin flower]

No

[acoustic pebble]

More drugs

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

We need Admech

Machinesss

[sleek harness]

I don't wanna drug

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not that masochistic to play auric on this bs mode

[acoustic pebble]

No. I want more drugs

[twin flower]

drugs and augments

[sleek harness]

I am still trying to get the context here

What mode

[hazy kestrel]

Especially since the rewards / salvage bs don’t increase with difficulty

Expeditions hell

[sleek harness]

That's easy

[hazy kestrel]

I’m suffering from fun withdrawal

[sleek harness]

You just have to be lucky to get the right people

Then it's easy

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not having fun. I fucking hate this shitty penances

But I have nothing better to do

Everything else has been completed

[acoustic pebble]

Have fun

[sleek harness]

Why you torture yourself Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[twin flower]

penance hunting is cbt tho

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know

[sleek harness]

Is it because Missus told you to

[hazy kestrel]

No

[sleek harness]

If so we can kill her for you

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go fold my laundry real quick then get back to it.

Send halp

Pls

[acoustic pebble]

Personman is gonna fold

[marsh iris]

fold me

[sleek harness]

Break your computer

Easy

[twin flower]

sending jakka maids to fold your laundry

[jaunty path]

uninstlal

tthe game .

[hazy kestrel]

Momma didn’t raise a quitter

[twin flower]

play Balatro

[sleek harness]

Missus how much is

[hazy kestrel]

I’m not gonna quit

[jaunty path]

balatro^

[sleek harness]

Lame

[hazy kestrel]

I’m almost 1/5 of the way there

[marsh iris]

jakka monke reinforcements to fold

[jaunty path]

if expedition had anything worth wild

it ran its course

its novelty is dead

[sleek harness]

Yeah free cosmetics

[somber stream]

They’ll likely sell their IPs

[hazy kestrel]

Only 81k more salvage to trade.

[somber stream]

Tencent is very likely

[sleek harness]

Licht

[twin flower]

Its actually fun

[hazy kestrel]

(I’m gonna have an aneurysm before I finish this shitty penance.)

[marsh iris]

gonna be good or horrible

[somber stream]

Rat

[tight pine]

Then eat the penance

[twin flower]

Whats happening to Ubisoft

[hazy kestrel]

I would certainly like to

[twin flower]

that lawsuit thingy muhjigg?

[somber stream]

Getting sued

[sleek harness]

How is the

[somber stream]

No

[tight pine]

Yes

[sleek harness]

What do you mean no

[jaunty path]

for?

[somber stream]

https://www.reuters.com/technology/french-consumer-group-sues-ubisoft-over-shutdown-online-game-the-crew-2026-03-31/

[gloomy tartan]

Hey missus

[jaunty path]

hi

[misty trench]

Hey missus

[gloomy tartan]

What do you think should be done about the agressive invasive Florida herpes monkeys ?

[tight pine]

Of course it’s the French

[somber stream]

W SKG

[jaunty path]

nuke florida

[rain idol]

Oh what are they?

[somber stream]

Prob won’t go anywhere though

[twin flower]

the name "transonic wepons" were datamined

[gloomy tartan]

They exist because one man with a boat tour company imported them into Florida some how

[sleek harness]

Dude it's 12ampm

[misty trench]

ubisoft losing would be very funny

[whole glade]

finnaly 6 inner circle comps

[sleek harness]

I ain't remembering it

[marsh iris]

the crew?

[twin flower]

Dank Angels?

[tight pine]

Scratch it off the bingo card

[marsh iris]

never heard of her

[whole glade]

ya

[rain idol]

First time I can be happy about the French in me

[twin flower]

Pog

[gloomy tartan]

Nuclear Alligators would be sick

[whole glade]

"wheres everybody goin?"

[somber stream]

Hon hon hon

[hazy kestrel]

Escargot!

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[gloomy tartan]

Merde

[whole glade]

damn right

[rain idol]

FOR ZE LADY!

[hazy kestrel]

Omelette du Fromage

[sleek harness]

Koz

[rain idol]

Oh wait wrong French

[sleek harness]

I am not feeling very good today

[whole glade]

que?

[sleek harness]

Could you do a wish for me

[whole glade]

ya

[twin flower]

Warpstone withdrawal?

[whole glade]

ofc

i use my cajun voodoo magic for ya

[sleek harness]

Torture Licht to get the information about the state of German economy right now

[gloomy tartan]

I just opened a A&W root beer took a swig

Feel gud

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a damn gud beverage

[misty trench]

root beer goes hard

[whole glade]

which side of the wall is that german from....

[twin flower]

i have yet to drink bad rootbeer

[marsh iris]

bundaberg

[misty trench]

root beer and sarsaparilla are goated

[sleek harness]

The one which made Licht likes medieval knights for some reason

[rain idol]

My first time drinking it I didn't know it was fizzy so I took this couple gulps the first time

[misty trench]

bundy drinks are fucking incredible

[whole glade]

west or east...?

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

East sounds medieval like

[whole glade]

good....good...

[delicate vapor]

Kirk sodas are good (not that type of Kirk)

[whole glade]

i hear that silly song everytime

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kirkhammer-bloodborne-bonk-smack-bonked-gif-1186565866500148829

[marsh iris]

favourite sarsaparilla drink is F&N Sarsi

[tight pine]

If someone says that I’ll eat someone

[sleek harness]

Why did you killed the public fountain dude

[jaunty path]

Kirkilia

[misty trench]

kirkhammer goes brr

[sleek harness]

You mean kink?

[whole glade]

always.

[tight pine]

Currently listening to the entire darktide ost rn, on my 5th listen of the day

[delicate vapor]

Lemon solo soda

[whole glade]

mtn dew solos btw

[tight pine]

Water beats all

[marsh iris]

solo best lemonade

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Water can't beat bigger water

[whole glade]

not if your forced to dink watah... :[

[tight pine]

But bigger water gets stomped by the biggest water™

[tight pine]

Wat

[whole glade]

gastro makes you need a lot of water

so having the soder here and there is refreshing

[tight pine]

Ohhh, aight I can see that

[glad ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hak-jabb-gif-16377067107010538347

[whole glade]

HAAHAHAH

[tight pine]

Bro might be the giggler
(is that even a word?)

[whole glade]

JONKLER

[marsh iris]

jorkler

[whole glade]

thats me lad.

[tight pine]

Should eldar get more lore prevalence?

[marsh iris]

the killing jork

[whole glade]

i wish bro T-T

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

If you like

Ok here me out

[whole glade]

HEAR*

ITS HEAR

[gloomy tartan]

If you injected plant cells into you enough that you could absorb sunlight for food

Would you be part plant enough that you start thinking like a plant

[whole glade]

could you get freaky with the other plants?

[tight pine]

Nah, you’ll just get less hungry

[whole glade]

FUCK

FUCK!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Like would you start thinking about pollinating bugs like

Start really liking honey bees

Lmao

You know what I mean?

[whole glade]

i think?

[tight pine]

This is getting out of pocket (but earlier people were yapping about the warp so I don’t have a say in this)

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean out of pocket

[tight pine]

The pocket is out

It breached containment

[gloomy tartan]

All I said is would you like bees

[whole glade]

no such thing.

[marsh iris]

become immortal Tensen in Hell's Paradise

[gloomy tartan]

Why is liking bees out of pocket

[whole glade]

in this world you either freak, or get freaked by others.

[marsh iris]

im freaking out

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is this war god logic

[tight pine]

How much would you like them… that’s the real question

[delicate vapor]

Time for noodels

[marsh iris]

noodles drool

[delicate vapor]

And a redbull

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all know about the guy who had a pigeon on his head ?

[delicate vapor]

And a cigarette

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

cool story

[whole glade]

sorry i was writing about a freakt tomboy zealot :[

[tight pine]

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t ruin the term tomboy for me

[marsh iris]

tomboys??? WHERE

[gloomy tartan]

Pls

Y’all allready use it so much lmao

[whole glade]

shes fits the defonition?

[gloomy tartan]

Ok good

[whole glade]

babes. i know that im no poser. i know my stuff.

[gloomy tartan]

I was considering making a veteran look like Sabrina carpenter for the lols

Or I could copy people and make ogryns who look like cool guys

Like the rock and Stallone

[autumn bear]

is the relic blade the only weapon in the game that can bisect people?

[tight pine]

We need to give an ogryn a big plasma gun, a plasma incinerator is what I think it’s called

[gloomy tartan]

Plasma rock

🧠

[graceful hamlet]

Eviscerator

[autumn bear]

ah right

[tight pine]

Thunder hammer

[autumn bear]

thunder hammer cant bisect 99% sure

[somber stream]

I heard the mention of Tomboys

[gloomy tartan]

White women can bisect people

[graceful hamlet]

When AI slop kill

[autumn bear]

hell im not certain the eviscerator can but it sounds right

[gloomy tartan]

Tom boys were feared in olden times

They weren’t ready for them

[graceful hamlet]

It can, cutting ragers in half is funny

[somber stream]

I believe in Tomboy supremacy

[gloomy tartan]

Joan De’Arc is my favorite tom boy

🇫🇷

[autumn bear]

the force greatsword should be able to bisect people

[somber stream]

Ew french

[astral basin]

Angron is kept on his flagship like a living nuke in storage
That’s bound to be the case

[graceful hamlet]

I think the warp slice does

[gloomy tartan]

Slaps you with baguette

[autumn bear]

bisecting people is way cooler than decapitating them but theres no reason to aim for the torso

[gloomy tartan]

I already slapped you with a baguette

It’s too late

[autumn bear]

but if force greatsword could bisect people im pretty sure the void slash can't headshot

[teal token]

E

[somber stream]

Baguette is overatted

[tight pine]

Pretty sure that things angrier than him

[somber stream]

If you’re living alone, you’re eating stale bread the next day

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[gloomy tartan]

Just eat the whole baguette

[somber stream]

Jello Herry

[marsh iris]

baugette dipped in soup

[teal token]

[marsh iris]

who the hell rawdogs baugette

[gloomy tartan]

Why would you buy more baguette than you can eat

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

Hello comrade ChrisTheCadian

[marsh iris]

hello jerry

[teal token]

[tight pine]

Me

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t say raw dog it

But that’s a option

[teal token]

The fench?

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie a little coffee and baguette