general-chat

[green vector]

oh

ok

[modest flume]

tbf didn't even know about it until a few months ago myself

[green vector]

big smarts

[modest flume]

I'm like "what the hell is a blahaj and why does everyone know him"

[unkempt iron]

I have a hunch that it will be the Rogue Trader sets

[modest flume]

Well I don't live on X so

[green vector]

ive never made a twitter account and never will

fucking basement dwellers

you tidin rn bushboy?

[modest flume]

Just got on, waiting for some people to join my 40

[modest flume]

If you wanna play idm

[green vector]

hell naw

get my cheeks clapped in

[modest flume]

I meant in general, not specifically H40

[patent grove]

More BFG skins please

[languid hazel]

Negative :3

[green vector]

aight bet lets do some maelstrussies

[languid hazel]

I was not awake to tell ‘em anything

[modest flume]

too late someone joined

[green vector]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[elder merlin]

Explain to him the joys of our lord and savior, Blahaj

[elder merlin]

Damn, sacrilege

[languid hazel]

Anyways! I believe Paul was asking me to explain what blåhaj is. Literally it means “blue shark” in Swedish, blåhaj is the name of a stuffed shark sold by the Swedish furniture company known as Ikea. It comes in a variety of sizes, most famously the 3’3” size that I have. It gained popularity in queer circles, in particular the trans and enby communities for reasons that are not entirely clear. It became a meme in the community, and that meme grew into something a little deeper. The stuffed shark became a sort of comforting symbol. Seeing someone with a blåhaj typically means that they’re safe to engage with, much like pride accessories like wrist bands and pins.

:3

[delicate vapor]

[green vector]

ty for the knowledge

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t believe I saw someone eating Pizza with a fork and knife

It hurt my soul.

Absolutely barbaric

[languid hazel]

Eh

I have eaten pizza with a fork before. But that’s because I was busy and needed to keep my hands clean

[hazy kestrel]

Blasphemer

[lapis spear]

Its a pretty common thing in Quebec

[hazy kestrel]

Well I guess I’m never going to Quebec

[languid hazel]

Nah. Just don’t wanna get grease all over my controller while Imm in the middle of purging heretics

[lapis spear]

Fair, I also hate the french

[hazy kestrel]

Blasphemer

[limber zealot]

Opened up reddit to look for something and the first post I saw was just hundreds of people slandering my favorite weapon💔

Worst part is that it was basically all true

[tired inlet]

what the chatgpt

[elder merlin]

Just use your whole face instead

Dog bowl style it

[languid hazel]

But then that gets my hair on my food. Unless I can do a really really good ponytail

[tired inlet]

every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself

[languid hazel]

But you’re so right bestie :3

[elder merlin]

If im blitzed from white claws, a sheet pizza is a personal pizza for me

[limber zealot]

Hair gel

Use that shit Olympic swimmers have

The goop

[modest flume]

TBF fries used to be eaten with a fork

[hazy kestrel]

Fries I understand if they’re too messy otherwise

[modest flume]

The story goes the potato chip was created because the chef had a particularly rude customer who kept complaining about his fries, so he cut the potatoes super thin so he'd have to eat the chips by hand

the customer loved it and asked for more

[hazy kestrel]

But pizza? Barbarism

[little marten]

OK SO DARKTIDE RIGHT

[green vector]

[cosmic burrow]

I do eat fries like that if they are bathed in sauce for example

[delicate vapor]

steak and fries

[cosmic burrow]

Or proper restaurant

[little marten]

U looking to tide

[green vector]

Ye later if you're still on

I ate loads need nap

[little marten]

Ait 😏

[green vector]

🫃

[little marten]

REVEAL YOURSELF WORM

[little marten]

ive been playing disco elysium lately and i cant help but feel i'm too smart for it

[elder merlin]

"Im 15 and this is deep" energy?

[little marten]

dunno i realised the best way to interact with it is to ignore the reading portion of the game

[green vector]

Your brain is too wrinkly

[brazen pelican]

Reading is for nerds.

[green vector]

🧠

[hazy kestrel]

Illiteratemaxxing

[green vector]

Wrinklemaxxing

[hazy kestrel]

What ever happened to reading big books. :(

[little marten]

i tell a racist to fuck off... i check my stats.. somehow im a facist

[brazen pelican]

Actually I think most people from Berkshire are nerds.

[hazy kestrel]

Where is this mythical land of Berkshire

[little marten]

GOD I REALLY MISSED YOUR RAZOR SHARP WIT

[hazy kestrel]

Is it like Camelot?

[brazen pelican]

It might be.

[little marten]

ok i just unbuttoned my shirt

its tide time

[green vector]

He got the belly out

[brazen pelican]

Do you also have a cap you can turn, to show that you are serious?

[little marten]

no i want one but i dont know what kinda cap i should get

[hazy kestrel]

The one with the spinny thing on top, maybe.

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[little marten]

im scared of heights..

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[little marten]

based and keepyerfeetonthegroundpilled

[brazen pelican]

I'm not, I am scared of falling, though.

[hazy kestrel]

At least it’ll be quick right?

I always wanted to go skydiving though

[brazen pelican]

Depends on the height.

[hazy kestrel]

If the chute fails, at least it’ll be instant

[little marten]

you get dropped off the eiffel tower the same time as a feather, who hits the ground first?!?

[brazen pelican]

You'll probably have a good few seconds of panic first, though.

[hazy kestrel]

But then it’ll be over

[elder merlin]

Berkshire? I hardly knew her

[brazen pelican]

The "Everybody do the flop"-guy?

[little marten]

i dunno isnt that like a question in science stuff

im not really a science guy sorry

[brazen pelican]

Who needs science when you got worms?!

[hazy kestrel]

I wonder how nice it must be to live in Europe.

Henlo Hank

[obtuse oak]

trying not to get mad at this

[brazen pelican]

Are you successful?

[hazy kestrel]

Hank, have you ever read The Count of Monte Cristo?

[dire kayak]

ive nearly finished farsight

[obtuse oak]

I need to know if he's enjoying the game properly

[obtuse oak]

I have not

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[brazen pelican]

We got castles, great food and unfortunately France.

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired inlet]

it's literally a game about reading and understanding failure.

and you're doing neither

and if you have final cut you don't even have to read

just listen to the voice actors

[lunar nexus]

Someone dogging on Disco Elysium's writing? That's kind of wild.

[tired inlet]

and try to ignore Half-Light and Electrochemistry

or...don't

it's your funeral

lick the booze off the ground

go for it

[obtuse oak]

lads. this is nurgle gamer we're talking about. he is absolutely not being serious.

but I do want to know his genuine opinion

[tired inlet]

*become Tequila Sunset

[delicate vapor]

[tired inlet]

it is your destiny

[tender horizon]

I've been playing DE for the first time recently, very good game

[little marten]

im a sorry cop 🙁

[lunar nexus]

The virgin Disco Elysium vs the chad Deltarune

[tired inlet]

the sorriest cop

[obtuse oak]

that's okay, we've all been there

[tired inlet]

you didn't even say "fuck that bird"

You tried to make up with the waitress

that bird had it comin'

[tender horizon]

Yeah it did

[obtuse oak]

fuckin bird

[little marten]

ive only done 1 day so far, but calling up sylvie made me feel bad and its a just a video game wtf

[obtuse oak]

no see

disco elysium is not just a videogame

it is the most important piece of art of the previous decade

[tired inlet]

so something I learned the hard way: the clock stops at 3a.m. until you go to sleep

so you can just stay out there collecting trash and shit alone, but you have limited activities

[tender horizon]

I tagged inland Empire as my skill fwiw

[hazy kestrel]

Lunch break over

[tired inlet]

it's useful for some petty cash if you're not going to take bribes from ultraliberals

[hazy kestrel]

Back to work I go.

[lunar nexus]

Yeah but how come it doesn't have a dating sim element where I can go out with Measurehead and he can tell me how I'm an inferior cretinous waste of air by bringing up phrenology and my ethnic background?

[little marten]

yeah im going all in on inland empire

[dire kayak]

finished farsight

[tired inlet]

The dating sim is unlocked with the homosexual underground

[tender horizon]

I'm doing Inland+Shivers

They seem fun

[delicate vapor]

i read that as dim sim again

[tired inlet]

when shivers hits, it's the best @tender horizon

[tender horizon]

It's a really neat skill

Feels like

Supernatural or extra preceptory

[tired inlet]

especially when you crit success on shivers and it's ||literally the city speaking to you, pleading to save her from her demise||

[simple cliff]

I am really realizing why no one bothers on expeditions, not even malice. This mode has to be bugged or something.

[tired inlet]

WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT

[simple cliff]

Why is it sometimes a cake walk and then sometimes it just spawns a nonstop horde?

[tender horizon]

Got a brother in the cut where the wood at

[tired inlet]

that voice that does that, the feminine one? ||That's literally the spirit of the city||

[simple cliff]

I can only everh ear the Shiver's version of this.

[tender horizon]

Not unspoilering these btw

[iron vale]

Is cohesion something a lot of players struggle with? Also, is running past hordes the meta? If so, when did not playing the game become how you play the game?

[simple cliff]

It's triggered by shivers and only seems to play on shivers checks so close enuff.

[south valve]

I'd say you should fight hordes unless they're behind you and not causing any issue

if they're in front and there's something else happening, go for it

[modest flume]

Coherency does nothing except regen toughness outside of combat

Everything else is just spacing/positioning

[tired inlet]

https://youtu.be/2G7ywtiQSqo?t=244

[south valve]

It also gived passive buffs

[modest flume]

That was during a dark age of the VT2 skill system

[simple cliff]

The biggest issue that a lot of players struggle to learn is actually a hard one to explain. But it's directional covering. IE if player A is holding down a direction, then you're better off covering player A's back and holding down a different direction. Also making sure to kill enemies behind you before they become a problem with the patrol in front of you.

[somber stream]

Disco Elysium?

[iron vale]

I watched a zealot run around a horde that was between them and the rest of the group, then they got mad because we were going too slow, and THEN when I got ledged by a 'sploder, the ogry just trundled past me.

[modest flume]

Oh, well, Zealot is just being greedy/selfish

[somber stream]

It's Imperative that you MUST success in doing the karate kick

[hidden trout]

wholesome team

[tired inlet]

and auras

[modest flume]

At the same time, don't dilly-daddle and kill every single poxer

[dire kayak]

i have an aura

[somber stream]

-# It's not important at all but it's super cool

[modest flume]

What aura

[iron vale]

I'll just respec out of all my buffs that use coherency range, then, since the general idea is that it doesn't matter

[south valve]

Jessie, we need to aurafarm

[little marten]

indeed

[hidden trout]

a lot of coherency buffs arent really that great tbh
granted this doesnt excuse people being assholes, but we've grown out of the state of the game where being together isnt necessary

[iron vale]

I'm specifically going with a shiv build so I'm not taking my sweet time. I increased my move speed, I have more stamina and damage resist, and I still get blamed for dying when I have to go back and save someone or deal with a hound behind us.

[modest flume]

Coherency is not entirely useless but playing around coherency is just not the play tbh

[dire kayak]

back hurts from painting but my hands still desire more paint

[iron vale]

what a waste of the only cool, unique mechanic of the game.

[tired inlet]

keeps my ammo count going up and my crit a bit higher

[somber stream]

Game got me through a nasty fallout, cherish every second of it. First playthrough is special

Also try not to scum saving

[tired inlet]

did you unlock the final dream of Delores Dei at the bunker?

That would have helped me a lot if I went through a breakup

[modest flume]

Well, once upon a time, Darktide used to use the VT2 skill system, you get a choice of left or right every 5 levels

Coherency kinda made up for the in-between

[dire kayak]

coherency should've given toughness replenishment in combat instead

[hidden trout]

thats what powercreep does

[modest flume]

Now we have full trees, and coherency has gone by the wayside

[somber stream]

The one when you met her at a crossroad? Yeah

[hidden trout]

but remember, "nerf bad, only buff"

[modest flume]

Everyone regens toughness, generates crit and damage buffs to themselves, so on so forth

Playing around coherency just isn't worth it

[tired inlet]

that must have hit heavy at such a point in your life; it was heavy when I did it because your thought cabinet is like, "Oooh man, we fucked up. Just put me against the wall and end it for how much I failed you."

[modest flume]

*more than what auras do

[hidden trout]

the pace of the game has also picked up so dramatically that it never gets a chance to actually be used, cuz the slot system is always in play

[iron vale]

"How should we make this team game better and encourage more teamwork?" "Well, whatever we do, we shouldn't mechanically encourage it. So, don't give them buffs for sticking together. We need to make them stong individually so they can support eachother." -someone's nephew, probably.

[somber stream]

It really did, felt like the game was handcrafted just for me lol

Life goes on, so should you

[modest flume]

That's true, and it's only ramping up

[iron vale]

Imagine seeing Warframe as anything other than a cautionary tale for pacing...

[simple cliff]

I dunno much about Warframe but they got some good af OSTs in it.

[simple cliff]

Something something dudes in suits fighting evil corpo empire something.

[iron vale]

And you'll hear them in game for about 30 seconds before your group clears the mission.

[simple cliff]

Brother I have little free time as.

[elder merlin]

Hey, did the shop change today?

[tired inlet]

"This isn't about failure or success."

[modest flume]

You and me both

[somber stream]

Fuck it i'm getting a cig

[mystic fossil]

last week

[unkempt iron]

pass me one too

[elder merlin]

I see

[unkempt iron]

unless its one of those sissy cigs like menthols

[somber stream]

🚬

🫴

[marsh iris]

"If God-Emperor wanted you to live, he would not have created me!"
-Soldier of Mankind to the enemy of Mankind

[unkempt iron]

Gotta have a real mans cancer stick yknow?

[hidden trout]

warframe has just become a big shiny collectable game now
which does has its own appeal and the devs do that well among other things
but that just isnt the kind of game darktide is which is why its so devastating to the experience, because enjoying the mechanics IS the game, and all we are doing over time is bypassing more and more and more of them

[unkempt iron]

Appreciated

[iron vale]

Yes. This. All of it.

Devs need to slow the pace. Pump the brakes. Dare I say it... Nerf the classes.

[hidden trout]

it is a shame tho how many mechanics you can read up in warframe youll never know exist because they were just so outscaled and forgotten

[hidden trout]

FORBIDDEN

KILL THIS MAN

[mystic fossil]

guys we should buff psyker again

hes not soloing havoc 40 when i play him

[hidden trout]

TEN BILLION MORE BUFFS TO SCRIERS GAZE

MAKE THE DESCRIPTION A PhD DISSERTATION

[iron vale]

"Must be actual conduit to the Warp to play."

[mystic fossil]

when i pop scriers i should reach sefoni's level of power

[modest flume]

when i pop scriers i should reach sefoni~~'s level of power~~

FTFY

[marsh iris]

"if I were a bad Guardsman, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with you wouldn't I?!"
-Guardsman of Moebian 67th

[delicate vapor]

Rabbits on the moon

[marsh iris]

rabbit satay

[thick coyote]

immediately moans in everyone's ear

[dire kayak]

you can moan by spamming brain bust

[tame ferry]

havoc?

[somber stream]

Us men, we keep a straight face most of the time, some more than others. But at that very moment, in front of the screen at 3 A.M by yourself as that scene unfold, each line was like a wrecking ball, cracking me one line at a time. By the time it ended i realize i was staring at the screen for a good hour

[unborn sinew]

Anyone else having problems with the ingame-chat?

[somber stream]

Heh sorry vent over, brought back some intense memory, that

[tight pine]

[dire kayak]

it's okay licht

[simple cliff]

Meow

[fair bridge]

WHERE'S MY CONTROLLER POST OFFICE RAAAAAAAAH

[fallow rivet]

How in the hell am I supposed to do the just a flesh wound penance

Complete a full mission on heresy (or higher) in under 20 minutes with less than a wounds worth of health remaining 75% of the time

All in a private game

What da hell

[fair bridge]

make an lfg after reading the guide to making one #vox-lfg-lexicanum and ask for help

[fallow rivet]

Is it easier than it sounds?

[fair bridge]

very easy

most people just run train

which i think is lame but it works

[fallow rivet]

Oh ok, I gotta level up my zealot more because I’m only level 10 but the drip looked tuff

[thick coyote]

Just get exploded at the start to less than a wounds then fuckin book it

[fair bridge]

pretty sure i got it running the train mission with bushman and some others

[grand mural]

Peak pfp

[fallow rivet]

Heresy difficultly isn’t that bad it’s just the whole thing is specific

[fallow rivet]

Thx

[fair bridge]

it's pretty straightforward

[grand mural]

Nazghul Talion wanted all the smoke

Loved SoW

[fallow rivet]

Fuck celebrimbor

[grand mural]

Fucking elves man

Never trust em

[fair bridge]

run martyrdom, get to low health asap and just stay there

simple

[fallow rivet]

Predetermined fate and could’ve won against sauron but wanted another elf that was far weaker

[fallow rivet]

Get low? I thought it said to stay above 75% hp the whole time

Or did i read it wrong

[hazy kestrel]

I was there too I think

Maybe

[hazy kestrel]

You read it wrong

Be at less than a wound

Shrimple as

[fallow rivet]

Oh LESS THAN a wounds worth of health

I see

Damn so I gotta get hit by a bomber or get jumped for a sec?

[dire kayak]

expeditions is now better

[thick coyote]

For 75% of the time

[dire kayak]

can get it in like 3 minutes

[hazy kestrel]

Just stand in a barrel fire

[fair bridge]

lamer..

[fallow rivet]

I see

[fair bridge]

yes you were

that was fun

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[dire kayak]

truth,,,,

[fair bridge]

we got penances for another guy too

[fallow rivet]

So be at 1 hp bar (well less) then do mission got it

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[fallow rivet]

Well imma get to heresy difficulty on my zealot then try it

I need like

3-4 more missions

[hazy kestrel]

Holy shit, this’ll make the 100 missions penances a breeze lmao

For when the new class arrives

[fair bridge]

they have got to patch that

[hazy kestrel]

Just load up a match on malice and extract 100 times.

[fair bridge]

maybe change it to "100 mission terminal assignments" or something

[hazy kestrel]

Or on damnation actually

[fallow rivet]

3 minutes? Holy shit

[hazy kestrel]

Then you can just cheese the other difficulty penances too

[fallow rivet]

I wanted to max level all my classes wtf why didn’t I hear about this

[fair bridge]

ughhhh

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a genius.

[little marten]

wait

which one is the good bolt pistol mark

[fair bridge]

you do not earn more experience by extracting as soon as you load into an expedition

[simple cliff]

God. Damn. It. Almost did the 3000 in one go for grid point beta just for some idiot to get off the valk because he wanted to pick 20 tech a mutie dropped and he fucking dropped his data relic. Why are people stupdi!?

I swear, the moment that valk appear, 50% of the playerbase loses braincells.

[fair bridge]

if you did that you would be doing it dozens of times and not really even playing the game

[hazy kestrel]

The data relic doesn’t always register in the valk extract

[fallow rivet]

Yeah but isn’t it like you get xp when you finish/fail a mission

[fair bridge]

not as much as you would get if you just played normally.

[simple cliff]

Yup, which fucked us over. Only the we were carrying counted, the other two did not because dumb fuck throw them despite us saying not to.

[fair bridge]

you don't earn the same amount by getting nothing and leaving immediately

you earn more by actually, you know, enjoying the game

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’m saying that it doesn’t always register

Even if you’re carrying it

[simple cliff]

If you're carrying it the odds are 'higher' is what I am saying.

[hazy kestrel]

Because peak game design once again

[simple cliff]

I dunno why, it's just something I noticed.

[fair bridge]

the nooticer

[fallow rivet]

I can just do the penance on a maxed character and get it right?

Like the drip

[simple cliff]

It's good for farming missions completed. Want to get Auric without death penance? Grab a friend or two and just evac right away on a expedition.

[fair bridge]

sure. do whatever you want

[hazy kestrel]

Mallow, are you by chance up for some Expeditions grinding hell later today?

[fallow rivet]

Bet

[fair bridge]

this chat has turned my stomach slightly for playing this game at the moment

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, now those titles matter even less than they did anyways.

[dire kayak]

literally just load in, get hit by a crusher overhead and run to extract

[hazy kestrel]

Oh :(

[mystic fossil]

may i join

[hazy kestrel]

At work atm, but sure

[dire kayak]

i might come

[fair bridge]

all this talk of farming and cheesing the achievements leaves me feeling disgusted slightly

[hazy kestrel]

If you want to

[dire kayak]

i get that

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, I’m not gonna do it, just my observations on what people could do

Seeing as the devs’ scrap code makes it possible

[simple cliff]

Auric storm survivor never meant anything because you can get it via alt+f4 every time you're about to die.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, Auric Exemplar too

[dire kayak]

i never quit matches im about to die on

[hazy kestrel]

I did use it, but uh, you didn’t like my revelations lmao

[dire kayak]

even when going for auric storm survivor or auric exemplar

[hazy kestrel]

I got mine legit as well, but it doesn’t matter anymore lol

The only ones that matter are the blue ones for each of the main zones

Because those actually take time

And also poxbreaker

[dire kayak]

i love the poxbreaker title

[hazy kestrel]

True Survivor and the other havoc ones mean nothing imo

[dire kayak]

it's so clean

[ancient violet]

Reject

[hazy kestrel]

And I say that as someone with all of them except for the new salvage lord one

[simple cliff]

Hacov ones at least require you to finish havoc.

[dire kayak]

unfortunately im only at like 300k kills so ive got a while to go

[hazy kestrel]

Plenty of people have been carried to their wins

So even then it doesn’t matter imo

[dire kayak]

i once met a havoc-forged guy who died 3 times on damnation

[simple cliff]

Then no titles magic at all. Nothing mattes. Not a single thing matters if you're taking the carry logic that far.

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, yeah, that’s the conclusion I’ve arrived at

[limpid vigil]

They made don't starve 2.5 fucking d . Id never thought id see the day

[simple cliff]

I go down on malice because if I am on Malice I am not at 100% or I am fucking around with a build.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s all just funny yellow and purple tags.

[limpid vigil]

It's like terraria otherwold but actually real

[dire kayak]

show me

[hazy kestrel]

I always go down to trappers and the occasional dog. No one is invincible.

[dire kayak]

im still devastated we never got otherworld

[hazy kestrel]

Unfortunately lmao

[thick coyote]

I too am in this episode

[dire kayak]

i need to see this

[limpid vigil]

https://youtu.be/pcOD7AYM67I

[fair bridge]

controller came in yay

let's check the stick drift

[limpid vigil]

hall effect?

[fair bridge]

got TMRs the other day from gulikit, gonna replace them after testing

[dire kayak]

woahhh

[limpid vigil]

I KNOW RIGHT! ALSO NEW RISK OF RAIN DLC WITH THE ALL BELOVED MUSHROOM AND DEATH GODESS

CAN THIS WEEK GET ANY BETTER?!

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[fair bridge]

other than the obvious drift this controller's in such good condition

[cosmic burrow]

piwo

[limpid vigil]

well it did cuz new resident evil movie

[modest flume]

Except Poxbreaker

Killing a million enemies is truly the God Emperor's work

[limpid vigil]

they need to add more funny titles

[modest flume]

That and Cyber Falcon, that's cool

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t wait for the admech class to release

I need it

[hazy kestrel]

NOW

[limpid vigil]

Like brunt's chosen , dog-food - etc.

[modest flume]

Brunt's Bully

[limpid vigil]

Brunt's club

[tired inlet]

#general-chat message is in response to #general-chat message

[grand mural]

Its not admech

[tired inlet]

what about subtraction mech? or submech?

and does that imply dom-mech?

[fair bridge]

if this stick replacement goes well i definitely will not be hopping on but probably playing death stranding 2

[grand mural]

Division Mech

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[fair bridge]

very exciting

[simple cliff]

Keep shit like that in the #general-chat instead of #general-chat !

[dire kayak]

ill cry if it's not admech next

ill cry a lot

[hazy kestrel]

Same

I’ll burn my Krieg books by Lyons to feel better though. :)

[copper olive]

If darktide did April's fools updates what would you want in them

[hazy kestrel]

Oops, all Trappers!

Replaces every enemy with a trapper

Or the same, but for monstrosities

[limpid vigil]

Poxbursters do not explode instead they make you blow up as soon as they touch you

[hazy kestrel]

Would be fun either way

[nocturne bloom]

"In" "them"

[limpid vigil]

Yoshikage kira style

[dire kayak]

my hands yearn to paint

[copper olive]

Replace boss spawns with a really big crusher

Comically large

Plague ogryn health with carpapace

Or

Better yet

[mystic fossil]

guys i think a havoc mod should be giving EVERYTHING carapace instead of rott armour

[copper olive]

Have 20 ratling sized plague ogryns spawn

[little marten]

damn

just spent like 20 minutes on chasm mid event lmao

[modest flume]

That might as well be the same thing

It's not that rotten armor is all carapace, it's that they all have massive DR

Oh and let's make them spawn in waves replacing normal hordes!

[stuck crescent]

Imagine owning a krieg book

[neon agate]

Right, but Carpace can be handled

[hazy kestrel]

We all make mistakes in our lives.

This one is mine.

[neon agate]

With either piercing melees or ranged

I know if that happened every hammer main would be jumping up and down

[stuck crescent]

Mine is my ex

[modest flume]

On the contrary

[dire kayak]

i aspire to be as good of a kitbasher as elminiaturista

[modest flume]

Bulwarks standing in pixel perfect spots to block your strikes

[neon agate]

Okay, but that is just bulwarks in general LOL

[dire kayak]

find new planet
name it cadia
jobs a good'n

[modest flume]

And it feels worse because all of his friends are covered in carapace

[brazen pelican]

Then eat it!

[patent grove]

@dire kayak did you post your Farseer mini?

[formal mortar]

I need a new playlist to work to today

[dire kayak]

i didd

[neon agate]

IDK I think rot armor is def a problem, so i think a solution of some sort is needed rather than just dyig

[dire kayak]

in #40k-minis-and-armies

[modest flume]

Well how about not fucking replacing hordes with armor?

Like come on

[copper olive]

How would y'all feel if they added a navigator as a class

[modest flume]

Crushers are already inflated with HP, shooting armor in Havoc, well, you might as well just not move and let them kill you, and now that they're rotten, well, tons of DR on top of that

[copper olive]

Too lore breaking?

I think navigators are cool

[fallow rivet]

What’s the new class

[hazy kestrel]

Most likely admech

[modest flume]

Rotten is like the equivalent of a speed barrier shooting up under your car as you go over it

[hazy kestrel]

Based on data mining

[fallow rivet]

I would’ve bought the new class anyways but still pretty neato

[patent grove]

My uncle at Nintendo says the new class is going to be a Leman Russ main battle tank.

[modest flume]

Oh btw, that horde of armor you cleared?

They had friends

[little marten]

its sick

[dire kayak]

yaaaayyyy

[modest flume]

They also brought their extended family

[patent grove]

Yeah, nice job @dire kayak

[hazy kestrel]

Specifically, it’ll probably be skitarii, and more than likely the Sicarian Ruststalker variant based on the melee weapons that were datamined.

[fallow rivet]

Idk what any of that means because I’m not that into warhammer but it sounds sick

[simple cliff]

Quesiton. How many of 'yall actually read chat?

[hazy kestrel]

Rectify this error, immediately.

[fallow rivet]

Reading? What’s that?

[neon agate]

Navigators are too strong to be in Darktide

[visual vortex]

I cant reax

[stuck crescent]

Never

[copper olive]

Are they?

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[simple cliff]

This explains much.

[fallow rivet]

[visual vortex]

Also they'd all be inbred

[stuck crescent]

Chat is a myth

[dire kayak]

sicarian ruststalkers are kinda like the assassins of the mechanicus

[fallow rivet]

Put ME into darktide I’ll handle all the problems in like 5 business days

[neon agate]

Yeah they kinda are. Like they are stronger than psykers if I remember correctly. Plus they are too important to be sent and risked to die. They would need to be like horrible horrible

[copper olive]

I'm sure retcon workshop could come up with something

[dire kayak]

heavily augmented and given powerful weaponry and such

[fallow rivet]

Oh wait are they the like robot assassins?

[dire kayak]

yep

[fallow rivet]

Oh shit that’s awesome

[patent grove]

Doesn't the Rogue Trader game have a playable navigator?

[neon agate]

Yes she can be in your party

[visual vortex]

Games workshop has a habit of backing up on a lot of their decisions

[neon agate]

And multiple times they talk about how strong she is

[cobalt lichen]

I can’t read 👍

[simple cliff]

Is the heavy sword any good?

[visual vortex]

Maybe

[patent grove]

I gotta go back and finish that game

[visual vortex]

Idk

[neon agate]

She is so strong that most people in your crew FEAR her and she is one of the nicest people

[visual vortex]

Give it a whirl and form your own opinion

[copper olive]

I hear a lot of people wanting imperial assassins but my killjoy ass thinks that wouldn't really be that interesting

[simple cliff]

I thinking of mastering it for the fuck of it. Trying to test all the weapons.

[simple cliff]

Ah yes, when I ask for someone's opinion I actually them to tell me to get my own.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Dude i couldve told you it was shit like how i usually do with everything

[copper olive]

Like what do you do with assassins that zealot and veteran don't already do with shroud and infiltrate

[stuck crescent]

I'll be happy with anything really

Well, mostly

[visual vortex]

And your dumbass wouldve believed it

It's a fine weapon

[simple cliff]

Depending on the type of assassin... some of them can handle multiple space marines solo. That's a big ask and the zealot already fits the 'not that kind of assassin' niche with part of her skill tree.

[copper olive]

Add female ogryns

[simple cliff]

...Only my mama can call me a dumbas.

[simple cliff]

They're already in the game.

[visual vortex]

Im your mama

[fallow rivet]

[simple cliff]

F u c k.

[copper olive]

No they aren't

Dummy

[visual vortex]

Female ogryns exist in real life too

Ive seen them

[simple cliff]

They are. Any Ogyrn can be a female Ogyrn. Both genders look and sound the same.

[stuck crescent]

That'd be fine

[visual vortex]

They have blue hair and several face piercings

And pink horned glasses

[stuck crescent]

K

[simple cliff]

Get off tumblr.

[copper olive]

Is this true?

[visual vortex]

I have never used tumblr a day in my life

[stuck crescent]

I always thought ogryns worked on dwarf rules

Tolkien dwarf rules

[copper olive]

I sorta assumed they went by Skyrim giant rules

[simple cliff]

I think it actually is, if I remember correct there was a bit in a novel where a guardsmen ask about how Ogyrn's reproduce and another says both sex's look the same however when he ask if he's being serious he doesn't get an answer so it's left a mystery if its sarcasm or not.

[thick coyote]

Pink Horned Glasses?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[copper olive]

Ie they don't show them because they're cowards

[visual vortex]

Apparently they come from this place called

[simple cliff]

He's invoking internet sterotype that hardly exist IRL #37.

[visual vortex]

"California"

[stuck crescent]

There's a female ogryn pyscher in one of the gazghul books

[simple cliff]

They don't.

They come from any place that has 'people'.

[visual vortex]

They're like the moebian 6th

[simple cliff]

The more people the more likely you are to see different types of people.

[visual vortex]

I cant see

Im blind

[copper olive]

I do know there was a female Ogryn psyker mentioned at one point

[simple cliff]

Joking or not, I legit hate media and internet created sterotypes so much. Because people see that shit and then act like it's a common thing IRL.

[copper olive]

The only stereotypes I like are the ones in punchout

[thick coyote]

I was about to ask who tf put horns on the glasses

[visual vortex]

I like the irish man from punchout

[stuck crescent]

I wish they'd make another punchout

40k punchout, make it happen

[neon agate]

Gotta be honest. King Hippo is so funny and I love it

[copper olive]

Dude

Ogryn psykers must be fucking horrifying

[visual vortex]

That would literally just be catachans and ogryns fighting

[stuck crescent]

I WANT TO BEAT UP A KRIEG

Chemdogs have ogryn rough riders, apparently

[copper olive]

The final boss is sly Marbo, who is completely unbeatable

[visual vortex]

Final boss is the emperor of mankind

Your screen goes white when fighting him

[simple cliff]

All liberals are ultra-woke blue haired whiners and all conseratives are dumbasses with shitty trucks and no education. Libertarian's are anarcho capitalist pretending they aren't. Anarchist are just lazy fucks that don't do shit but whine. Communist have no idea how to make the eeconomic policy actually work without a fuckton of goverment corruption. Nationalist think flags and nations actually mean something, and thats cringe. Facist think they're superior because of a jaw line or something, even more cringe.

DId I leave anyone out? I want to offend everyone.

I want this entire discord to hate me.

[visual vortex]

Whoa

That's a lot of words

Im not reading that

[simple cliff]

You fucked it up.

[copper olive]

I imagine female ogryns look a lot like female ogres from Warhammer fantasy

[copper olive]

All of these are me

[simple cliff]

It's:
Whoa
That's a lot of words.
Too bad I'm not reading them!

[visual vortex]

Okay

[simple cliff]

Good. Eat die and shit.

[copper olive]

I eated dye, made my tummy hurt :<

[visual vortex]

Isnt dye toxic for you to eat?

[simple cliff]

🥃

Depends on the dye.

[fallow rivet]

That’s government propaganda

[simple cliff]

There are plenty of ways to dye food with zero problems whatsoever. But those options are slightly more expensive then the cancer... so you get the cancer.

[visual vortex]

I would down a bottle of perfume if i could

[dire kayak]

sameee

i wanna eat my fulgurite copper paint

[visual vortex]

That isnt perfume

[thick coyote]

You left out the flat eathers

[dire kayak]

fulgurite copper gonna look like corax white when im done with it

[simple cliff]

That's not a political belief though, that's a dumbass belief.

[visual vortex]

Nah man

[thick coyote]

Ok now you offended everyone

Nice

[simple cliff]

Flat earther's don't get a funny one. THey just get called being a dumbass. Cause they're dumbasses.

Good.

[visual vortex]

We live on a isosceles triangle

Man

Cowabunga

I smoked a lot of pot with a funny gnome dude

[simple cliff]

Unga bunga.

[visual vortex]

Told me the trooth man

🤙 🛹

[dire kayak]

i wonder what brawler thinks the shape of atoma is

[simple cliff]

An easy to find to if someone is too far gone is to say something harmless and see how they react.

[visual vortex]

Round with a big triangle on it

[fallow rivet]

What about velociraptor shaped earthers

[dire kayak]

is like big circle, with giant triangle on it

[simple cliff]

I am still hearing them out.

[copper olive]

Hot take, I think orks would like ogryns more than beakies

[visual vortex]

An ogryn killed an ork warboss with a headbutt

I think so too

[patent grove]

How often do the missions rotate through mission terminal. I just have 1 relic skull but this particular mission doesn't want to pop!

[copper olive]

Ogryns fight in a way orks would like

Cause they'd just walk at each other until one of them dies

(probably the Ork)

[wooden creek]

Dunno about the current edition, but in some of the older ones you could field ogryns as part of an ork army if you were playing blood axes

[dire kayak]

they usually last 30 minutes

but you can find most maps in special assignments

[tight pine]

Wot

[dire kayak]

that's so based

[visual vortex]

Older editions were cooler

Because in rogue trader space marines had built in cop sunglasses

[patent grove]

I don't think I saw this one, Excise vault spireside 13

[visual vortex]

Theres a piece of art of it that goes so hard

[visual vortex]

Change to road to no man's land

[patent grove]

Adam Jensen!

[patent grove]

Oh yeah, derp. Thank you

[visual vortex]

The brown colored one right?

You'll need two people for it

So you and another guy

[patent grove]

Yeah, the one with two elevators i think

[thick coyote]

Yup

[visual vortex]

Yes

[thick coyote]

That one

[visual vortex]

That one took me the longest

Because i couldnt find it in the cylce

Cycle

And nobody joined

The one in the archives was the most fun

[patent grove]

Agreed

Plus the archivum title fits my psyker

[visual vortex]

I got them all for completion

[harsh bloom]

so like when is there gonna be a fix for 2014 and 2004 errors being near constant and competely ruining my enjoyment of a game that got me into the wider universe of 40k

[visual vortex]

Fixes?

Pfffft

Nah who needs thise?

[copper olive]

If I had to be someone in the imperium I'd want to be an Ogryn

[visual vortex]

Head to the annoying commodre shop and give them your dosh

[copper olive]

They seem like they're usually having a good time

[dire kayak]

find new error
name it 2014
jobs a good'n

[harsh bloom]

cant go one mission without getting error coded back into character select

and i have tried absolutely everything on my side to attempt to fix it

[simple cliff]

Why does the person that starts the game still not have power to kick?

[visual vortex]

Cuz

[simple cliff]

Even if I use the god awful party finder which doesn't do anything, or start with a friend, I still can't just tell people to gtfo.

And NO ONE reads chat, listens to voice, or even knows when a vote kick is happening.

;_;

[visual vortex]

Womp womp

[simple cliff]

[visual vortex]

This is the true strat

Let them die repeatedly till they quit

[patent grove]

You PC or console?

[simple cliff]

I've legit doen that, walked past someone tied up cause they wouldn't stop hitting daemonhost.

[harsh bloom]

pc
connection is wired and my pc is fine

this is 100% something on their end at this point

[visual vortex]

Have you turned the pc on and off again?

[harsh bloom]

mayhaps

[patent grove]

I'm xbox, 1Gbps fiber line, I get 2014's every day, upwards of a dozen times if I play a lot

[visual vortex]

I get them like

Once

Per game session

And usually my sessions last like 2-3 hours

[simple cliff]

I also did it a random that joined our game grabbed a grimoire, me I had the other and he grabbed it before IRL friend could. HE THEN DROPPED IT AND TOLD ME TO DROP MINE CAUSE 'they cause hp loss.' MOTHERFUCKER WE'RE ON MALICE TO DO THIS EXACT THING!

[patent grove]

I had a rando yell at me a few days ago because I picked up a grimoire

[harsh bloom]

i get it
EVERY
SINGLE
MISSION

[visual vortex]

Crazy

[harsh bloom]

and sometimes it happens so much in one mission i just give up on playing that day

[simple cliff]

I often ask people. "Did you press quickplay?" and they say yes. So I tell them to STFU because you chose not to choose.

[visual vortex]

Did you know

Tou can do a private game with a friend

[harsh bloom]

i have completely given up on the game at this point cuz it is near constant with no end in sight unless obese water turd does something on their end

[simple cliff]

Assuming this is sarcasm.

[visual vortex]

No im dead ass

[simple cliff]

Because I mentioned private games a while ago.

Ok, you didn't read.

[visual vortex]

No

You type too many words

[patent grove]

Only reason I haven't quit because of the 2014's is I have too much fun

[simple cliff]

Ok, you didn't read.

[visual vortex]

Yeah

I cant

[simple cliff]

How I do I get Explorato Prime? I already have every grid point unlocked.

[harsh bloom]

well it ruins my fun of the game for me so i wont even bother anymore with the game unless i see a patch note with "fixed error code 2014 and 2004 occurring every single time"

i can understand the error code happening once or twice a week
but not 4 times in 1 mission

[simple cliff]

I haven't gotten it for a while.

[visual vortex]

Fatshark has a lot of stress in their 4 hours thag they work

They cant fix servers

They gotta sell you cosmetics

[simple cliff]

Rage quits game.
Fatshark: "It's fine, you can rejoin."
Error codes out due to Fatshark.
Fatshark: "FUCKING IDIOT! YOU MORON! HOW DARE YOU! NO REJOIN ALLOWED!"

[visual vortex]

Of a knofe

Slightly darker than another one for 400 awuilas

[eager fossil]

anyone know how to see what special assignments ive completed? im 19/20 and cant find the last one to do?

[hazy kestrel]

Check the Road to no man’s land path

[elder merlin]

[eager fossil]

they are all unlocked

ahh is it the cutscenes? if u cant view it its not done huh @hazy kestrel

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[eager fossil]

thanks i

[elder merlin]

Da fuck is Warhammer Survivors

[simple cliff]

Vampire Survivors but Warhammer?

[cobalt lichen]

people who survived taking a Warhammer to the face or chest usually.

[elder merlin]

Oh, actually i forgot to watch the trailer lol

Let me go see that real quick

[elder merlin]

Oh yup, that is exactly what it is

I'll be honest, i hate this style of game

[thick coyote]

I'm afraid it's peak

[simple cliff]

I am glad I was right.

Cause I had no fucking clue.

So I did a thing.

[round socket]

Hello there! I'm new around here.

[copper olive]

Taxi! Taxi!

Take me to HELL

[hazy kestrel]

All 40,000 of them? Quite a feat.

[copper olive]

EMBED FAILURE DETECTED

[round socket]

[copper olive]

COCKY LAUGH INTITIATED

[round socket]

Actually great gif, love it

[round socket]

The other one was a bit more agresive

I actually got a question

[thick coyote]

Hey hey hey

Enjoy your stay

[round socket]

I started playing darktide less than a month ago and i've been seeing around some Krieg skins. Big fan of those guys and i was curious about how often the cosmetic shop rotates

[thick coyote]

It rotates every 2 weeks

On Thursday

Last one was last week

So the next one

[patent grove]

Completely understandable, super frustrating, especially because I haven't seen amy official FS comments regarding it

[thick coyote]

And no we don't know what it'll rotate into

[patent grove]

Oi, I think thats all the relic skulls for me

[jaunty path]

Is this game fun yet

[dire kayak]

i have a lot of fun

[thick coyote]

No because they didn't buff Gunlugger yet

#buffGunlugger

[hazy kestrel]

No

[patent grove]

Ditto

[hazy kestrel]

Because I still have to grind the stupid expedition penances. >:(

[jaunty path]

Scrap servitor

[hazy kestrel]

Yes, how did you know?

[patent grove]

I haven't even tried expeditions yet

[hazy kestrel]

Good

It’s boring af

Yet it takes forever

[dire kayak]

i quite like expeditions

[thick coyote]

Bad
It's fucking awesome

You should try it

[patent grove]

I'll try it eventually I'm sure

[thick coyote]

NOW

[dire kayak]

i rarely have the time for more than one but its really fun for me

[hazy kestrel]

You should avoid it like the plague

FOREVER

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

play expeditions

[hazy kestrel]

Absolutely yes

Avoid it

[thick coyote]

You should welcome it with open arms

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[thick coyote]

For yesterday

[dire kayak]

eta or zeta are probably the best to start with

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome it with a punch in the face

[copper olive]

Rah

[hazy kestrel]

Rah

[dire kayak]

oo-rah

[thick coyote]

Urah

[dire kayak]

i think

wait no nevermind i dont

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore I am

Oh

Nvm

You don’t exist then. :(

I don’t make the cosmic rules

[thick coyote]

You don't cogito

You don't ergo sum

[elder merlin]

I tried it once with @languid hazel and a couple others, it was kinda meh

Just a big open space to get shot

[languid hazel]

I enjoy expeditions with a good team

With a bad team it’s worse than havoc

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

It was alright, but i couldnt see myself playing it more than a handful of times

[languid hazel]

Ie the fools who call extract the second the mission starts

[elder merlin]

Now Rolling Steel? I could play that til the end of time

I love that mission

Fatshark peaked with Rolling Steel

[tight pine]

Great soundtrack too

[elder merlin]

Good servo skull

pat pat

[hazy kestrel]

I used to think “Cogito Ergo Sum” but nowadays I think “Cogito Ergo Patior”

[tight pine]

[dire kayak]

i be painting thousand sons

[elder merlin]

I used to think "Come on and Slam and Welcome to the Jam", but now i think "We got a real jam going now"

[simple cliff]

M e o w

[patent grove]

I hate how having to make 1 phone call can ruin my day. I've had to make 6 today

As Commissar Dukane would say, this is completely unacceptable

[thick coyote]

You know
While expeditions does have some flaws

I like to imagine people don't like it

Because you're getting sunlight

Gamers getting sunlight

[modest flume]

People don't like it because it's not on rails

What do you mean you can avoid enemies?

What do you mean you have to figure out where to go?

[simple cliff]

Killing bosses give 200 tech sometimes.

They're also easy af.

[modest flume]

But in all seriousness, it's not bad, but.. just feels unrewarding

[hazy kestrel]

Avoiding enemies? Heresy

[modest flume]

cue people complaining about hordes and spawns

[simple cliff]

It's half finished. One of the penances is impossible because they haven't added more grid zones yet.

[thick coyote]

I still like my gamers vs sunlight narrative

[hazy kestrel]

If they die, they die.

[modest flume]

No no, it's funny

[simple cliff]

The spawns are ass though, I've legit had enemies spawn 3 feet from me because a wall was blocking line of sight.

[modest flume]

[modest flume]

That's an issue in the normal game too tbh, Expeditions just exacerbates it

Hordes spawn around the corner, and depending, you can see them pop up right in front of you

[hazy kestrel]

I hate the pointless grind.

And it’s made worse since barely anyone even plays the gamemode anymore lmao

[simple cliff]

I mean, if you're just doing the event the grind is hardly an issue.

[green vector]

who's tidin their karkin stubbers rn

[simple cliff]

I am going to wait for them to add the rest before I bother with the penances.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s been maybe a month and the gamemode is dead

[bronze wren]

They couldve given us espionage missions ngl

[green vector]

true

[modest flume]

Just wait for the rest of the grids then do the penances

Get it all at once

[hazy kestrel]

Too late for that

Only 2 more achievable ones to go

And then the wait begins again.

[simple cliff]

No, we're still missing more then half the grades.

[modest flume]

No it's not, because you still have to go back

[hazy kestrel]

Too late as in I have most of it all done except for 3

That one being a part of the 3

[simple cliff]

No you don't.

Because the other grids haven't released yet.

[green vector]

fatshark has probably already abandoned it and wont release more grid points

[hazy kestrel]

That’s what I’m saying you silly goose

[simple cliff]

There are 18 total grids and only eight are avaiable right now.

[hazy kestrel]

I know I have to go back

I’m saying that

It’s too late for me to wait, because I might as well get these last 2 achievable ones done

[simple cliff]

Oh, you mean penances. I thought you meant grids.

[hazy kestrel]

Meant the penances, yeah

[modest flume]

Or not, because again, you still have to go back

Instead, grind for 40

[thick coyote]

Considering that all Stubbers are flawed, not me

That being said

[hazy kestrel]

Taketh your logic and throweth it in the garbage. >:(

[thick coyote]

I have no idea what's flawed about Hiver stub pistols

[hazy kestrel]

They sound unsatisfying as guns to me.

Just like the single barrel heavy stubber for Ogryn

[south valve]

I want arbites grenade launchers

[round socket]

Had the server bugged and had to restart discord. Thank for the info everyone

[modest flume]

I'll launch your grenade

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

I think

[south valve]

No it's okay

consenting yaoi

[simple cliff]

Hersey is a special difficulty for special people.

[cobalt lichen]

That game mode did go hard.
I’d like to see more variants of it. Perhaps a train travelling through the wastes needs an escort team?

[thick coyote]

[DELETED BY ADMINS]

[hazy kestrel]

Auric is the new Heresy sometimes.

[balmy pond]

did a motris trial with a chap called Xavier earlier i forget what class they were but they were around lvl 18? poor fellow kept getting knocked down and me picking him back up tho in the end he end , i feel bad i remember getting screwed like that );

[modest flume]

Oh wait, what about something like from Unreal Tournament where you capture sectors to move a power grid along?

[balmy pond]

whats wrong with Hersey :3

[modest flume]

Instead of power it's a train or something

[south valve]

What if there was a train slowly moving through the hive outskirts and there would be heretics shooting at us from the environment. There could be train tracks merging on with heretics boarding our train

[elder merlin]

I wish we had another quick little mission like it, or that Rolling Steel was always up on the map.

[simple cliff]

Every time I play on it for a penance or to grind a weapon, I meet some of the weirdest players ever. Auric I tend to meet skilled but selfish players. On hersey I meet players who just do not understand how the game works.
The guy I am with right now, we're doing mortis trials. He legit does not understand how to do the battery objective. He keeps running around randomly killing things and when I try to do it on my own I get swarmed and forced to drop the battery.
MOTHERFUCKER, SEFONI IS LEGIT SAYING THE WAVE IS ENDLESS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO DO?!

[modest flume]

Rail Canyon from Sonic Heroes

[elder merlin]

Die and leave

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing to be done

[cobalt lichen]

Ye

[simple cliff]

No. Fuck you. I'm watching this train wreck.

Like I've legit never seen someone get utterly confused by the battery before

[elder merlin]

No, i meant the random lol

[cobalt lichen]

More massive trains will tickle my train-tism anyway

[south valve]

Glorious blob individual

[copper olive]

I'm scumming I'm scumming

[balmy pond]

even on uprising (i slog through getting the peance for auric) sometimes folks dont do the scanning one and just wack shit

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm

[fair bridge]

new dualsense fucks

[modest flume]

tbf, I just did an Auric where someone used stealth to.. reload their gun

[fair bridge]

$30!!

[modest flume]

[green vector]

you know what else fucks

[south valve]

Which gun was it?

[fair bridge]

umm hot fudge sundaes

[green vector]

no

bald cat

[modest flume]

I don't know, I think it was the bolter

[south valve]

Horny ass cat

[green vector]

[copper olive]

I'm happy no one paid my comment ang mind tbh

[modest flume]

Like they used stealth just for that

[elder merlin]

I wish i could duel some sense into some of these randoms, just beat the bricks off 'em til they learn

[south valve]

I guess it has a long reload time

[balmy pond]

i like mortis but im just grinding it for the title

[modest flume]

It was vet

[south valve]

Heorthu said it fucks

[green vector]

mortussy

[modest flume]

Me

I fuck up the heretics

[round socket]

That sound slike heresy

[south valve]

Me stealing your up

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing wrong with that tbh.

I do that all the time when running bolter

[simple cliff]

JFC he did it again. He stealthed to rush towards the downed bots which meant both plague ogyrn's ran at me when I Was trying to move the battery.

[modest flume]

ayo

[tender horizon]

Just be good enough to not die and carry idk

[green vector]

what diff you playin?

[modest flume]

But.. exclusively?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, no lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Some people just don’t know how to work as a team

[copper olive]

Do you eat them too

[gloomy tartan]

They never socialized as a child

[south valve]

Ive been painting a tank

[copper olive]

Give Ogryn a fourth tree that lets him eat the heretics

[south valve]

it looks darker than it probably should

[green vector]

my vet is called wee jobby lmfao

[modest flume]

I mean I don't really care, but when I'm getting aggro-dumped and I turn to see them off to the side just standing still and reloading, well

[cobalt lichen]

My felinid character be like

[little marten]

SHOW TANK

[south valve]

I will do

[modest flume]

Like they were right there

[south valve]

when it's done

[modest flume]

They didn't run off, just standing there

[hazy kestrel]

Meh, if they get back in the fight after reloading it’s fine.

[balmy pond]

uprising , i did the Auric peanace , im just hopeing voicelines arent diffculty locked

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta take those breathers once in a while

[south valve]

Reminds me of when Michael Geary called Commissars angry Tories

idk why

[tight pine]

I lost all my skill with a break (ain’t gonna make dat mistake again)

[balmy pond]

that would be the high lords of terra

[green vector]

wee jobby rage quit 2 minutes in

[balmy pond]

you doing mortis trials rn ?

[simple cliff]

He finally figured it out. THe mother had been spamming stelath but doing the objective at all. Leaving me to wwrestle several bulwarks and ragers and TWO PLAGUE ogyrns. Which I was able to do a REALLY long time until the stamina and dodges ran out.