general-chat

[timber elk]

It’s honestly annoying

[potent sage]

idk why their soldiers are even called 'janissaries', cus janissaries are from turkey

not the islamic caliphates

[autumn bear]

i used to like relic blade but bulwarks pmo

[potent sage]

[autumn bear]

friendship ended with relic blade force greatsword is my best friend now

[potent sage]

dont say that about relic blade

[jaunty path]

Use fatmangus

[timber elk]

I just like the Ww1 daemonic angelic atmosphere and aesthetic

[potent sage]

u evil, hurtful foid.......

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

We don’t get enough of those

[twin flower]

It be like that, only thing I can talk TC about is my brother

[jaunty path]

I should use moid and foid more

[twin flower]

moids

[potent sage]

u should

[jaunty path]

Time to bully some chuddy moids...

[potent sage]

TRVKE!!!

[jaunty path]

Greetings moids foids and noids

[twin flower]

choids?

[sleek harness]

Moid chuds

[timber elk]

God tell me about it. Can’t have a normal conversation without someone bringing in real life stuff into it. I’m surprised the stalker community isn’t like that

Considering it’s FUCKING CHERNOBYL

[twin flower]

ratoids

[wintry steeple]

the best part of relic blade is swingin it back and forth

[sleek harness]

Yeah man imagine if we did that too

Imagine

[wintry steeple]

woosh woosh woosh woosh

[feral vessel]

Hi Skavy!

[sleek harness]

Anyways Donald Thump–

[feral vessel]

rattoid

[sleek harness]

Merp

[twin flower]

i said it first

[potent sage]

some of you mfs are targetting me and i know it

but i cant prove it

[feral vessel]

corpo gonk

[sleek harness]

I don't even know you

[visual vortex]

Warhammer fans when it comes to shoving political ideologies onto characters and themes: ⛹️

[twin flower]

Yeah im starting to see that in most servers i join hoping to nerd it out, but just meet.. whatever that is

[feral vessel]

a pretty femboy plant person pulls up in your dms

[timber elk]

It’s ridiculous.

[sleek harness]

I just know you as Missus' friend

[timber elk]

I just know you as the crazy political person

No offense

[twin flower]

-# femboy?

[feral vessel]

why
yes

[dire kayak]

does she know how to talk about anything else

[twin flower]

A bit disappointing too but eh, It is what it is I guess

[sleek harness]

Goober we are one off characters

I thought you knew that

[timber elk]

I feel like I seen that somewhere

[sleek harness]

Like, you are the silly one

Lamb is the roleplaying one

[twin flower]

Lamboid

[sleek harness]

Merp is the Femboy

[jaunty path]

Im super political all the time

[potent sage]

stop that.

[sleek harness]

Missus is the crazy one

And I am the funny one

[visual vortex]

It's the truth

[timber elk]

sorry….

[visual vortex]

When i use my eyes

👀

I see things

[twin flower]

when we talk about warhammer and see american politics

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

I think skaven watched TADC

[sleek harness]

You shall see the truth

[twin flower]

👀

[jaunty path]

Starts throwing bricks at lamball

[timber elk]

Because he’s pretending to be Jax

[jaunty path]

Goated

[sleek harness]

But I am the funny one

[twin flower]

That ending tho

[visual vortex]

When i view literally anything and see fuckig stupid ass politics that arent even related to it

[sleek harness]

Just letting you know, I been like that before the 6th episode

[visual vortex]

I dont think people jnow this

[timber elk]

gets hits by them but sounds like a teddy bear

[fading otter]

Had to start talking here on an alt so people didn’t notice the crazy shit you used to say

[visual vortex]

But i play games to ESCAPE reality

[timber elk]

God I can’t wait for the new episode

[visual vortex]

And fulfill stupid fantasies

[sleek harness]

I can't wait for Jax to extract

[timber elk]

You mean abstract?

[sleek harness]

Same thing

You die

[visual vortex]

Subtract

[jaunty path]

He almost abstracted

He was

Very close

[timber elk]

So very close

[sleek harness]

Of course Missus watched TADC

[visual vortex]

The only thing i know about that show

Is the one twitter post with the community note

[jaunty path]

"Do you know how people are before they abstract? They're insufferable to be around!"

[timber elk]

We don’t talk about the community

[visual vortex]

"Not only will they kill the actors and characters, but also all the fans aswell"

[jaunty path]

#noticing

[potent sage]

i dont even KNOW YOU

😭

[timber elk]

[visual vortex]

Yeah

So?

[sleek harness]

Genocide

[potent sage]

godddddd cant w/ these fuck mfs............

[visual vortex]

Then leave

[fading otter]

[jaunty path]

Start killing people

[timber elk]

I didn’t say anything

[sleek harness]

Missus react to this message

[fading otter]

They’re mad that I #noticed

[jaunty path]

Kill lamball

[timber elk]

dies

[visual vortex]

Kill 7 billion people

[sleek harness]

You are not Missus Lamb

[twin flower]

Missoid

[timber elk]

respawns

What I miss :>

[jaunty path]

Oh fuck sweet makes lamb over rice

[potent sage]

godddddd its four o'clockkkkkkkkk

[little violet]

Eating mutton tonight

[potent sage]

what am i doing

[timber elk]

walks over to see his previous body being cooked can I have some?

[twin flower]

lambchops

[potent sage]

i think im gonna drink until i fall into a coma n die.......

[bronze wren]

Gen chat in psychosis mode again

[jaunty path]

Cannibal

Yea

[visual vortex]

Hi

[jaunty path]

I need to

[sleek harness]

It's because of TADC

[twin flower]

Wel.. what else is new

[bronze wren]

Ayyy

[timber elk]

I’ve literally said I’ve eaten lamb before

[jaunty path]

Get tf off my phone bruh

[sleek harness]

And because Lamb compared me to Jax

Unbelievable

[timber elk]

Because you compared us as characters

Like Jax did

[sleek harness]

But you are characters

[bronze wren]

Did the last Episode release early or what

[timber elk]

YOUR A CHARACTER

[sleek harness]

In a messaging app

[sleek harness]

Nah, I am too real to be one

[timber elk]

No June 19 is the release of the final episode which is from…..

[timber elk]

Month and a half from now

[twin flower]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Skaven isnt gay enough to be a character from the glitch channel

[sleek harness]

KICK HIM

[twin flower]

I thought it was done done

like the last ep was the last episode

[timber elk]

Nope

[jaunty path]

Wa tadc character am i

[timber elk]

We got one more episode

[twin flower]

Noice

[sleek harness]

Ollpheist, Jax and Pomni is the only straight couple

[bronze wren]

One more Episode and then a Bus can Hit me and i’d be Fine with it

[visual vortex]

Who?

[timber elk]

Kinger and Queenie?

[visual vortex]

What kind of name is pomni?

[twin flower]

What makes you think the others are gay tho

[sleek harness]

The purple bunny and the clown

[jaunty path]

Tfw they realize they can't escape and now the whole world is their sandbox

[visual vortex]

Never heard of them

[jaunty path]

🥀

[visual vortex]

Ill tell you a secret

Lean in close

[sleek harness]

Random 6 letters that means "Don't forget"

[sleek harness]

No

[timber elk]

No it’s Russian for remember

[sleek harness]

Your breath smells

[visual vortex]

I brushed my teeth

[sleek harness]

Exactly what I said

[sleek harness]

Doubt that

You are in the ocean

[visual vortex]

I will send you an image of my teeth

[sleek harness]

No

[timber elk]

Ew

[visual vortex]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Trust

[sleek harness]

No

[twin flower]

your teeth are like the stars

[visual vortex]

It's clean

[twin flower]

yellow and far apart

[sleek harness]

That was a good one not going to lie

[visual vortex]

No my teeth are like the droplet of water dropped into the ocean

[sleek harness]

Congrats

[visual vortex]

Nonexistent and gone

[sleek harness]

That doesn't make sense

[twin flower]

[sleek harness]

Abby do you know

[potent sage]

know what

[sleek harness]

Person

[potent sage]

uhhhh

i know a person on discord w/ the username Person

[sleek harness]

Oh yeah Personamen

But I am talking about another person

[potent sage]

what no idk who that is

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhhh

[potent sage]

who tf are u talking about brah

[jaunty path]

P*rsonman

[sleek harness]

Myself

[potent sage]

idk

[jaunty path]

Hes one of the normalest ppl here

[potent sage]

ur some random schizotard voice on discord

so i dont rlly know you

[sleek harness]

You are one of the weirdest person around here

[jaunty path]

Im normal

[sleek harness]

Can say the the same for you

[jaunty path]

You're weird

[sleek harness]

I have never seem you

[sleek harness]

Didn't you just called me normal

[jaunty path]

Shes not new

[jaunty path]

She only.made a new acc

[sleek harness]

Which means I never saw her

[potent sage]

yeah my old one got suspended

[sleek harness]

How

[potent sage]

not tellin u

[sleek harness]

Why not

[potent sage]

i'll tell like missus

cus shes cool

[sleek harness]

Okay

So tell like Missus

[potent sage]

no

[sleek harness]

That's what you just promised

[potent sage]

i'll tell her in dms if i remember to

i didnt promise anything

[sleek harness]

You said you will tell like Missus

[potent sage]

i said that in the hypothetical that i do tell someone, i would tell missus

[misty smelt]

just finished my first auric mael

[sleek harness]

Cool

[misty smelt]

am i real darktider now

[sleek harness]

Speak English better

[dire kayak]

i wish i could try different psyker personalities but literally none other than loner work for my psyker's name

[sleek harness]

You can change the name

[dire kayak]

i know that

[sleek harness]

Actually what's the name?

[dire kayak]

calamitas

[potent sage]

change ur name

[dire kayak]

from calamity mod

[dire kayak]

no

[sleek harness]

Authoritarian

[potent sage]

wuh

what does that mean

[sleek harness]

It means

Authority

[potent sage]

thats partially what it means

[misty smelt]

idk what personalities my classes even have i just picked the things that sounded cool lol

[potent sage]

i know what it means

but why did you call me that

[sleek harness]

Sounded like a order what you just said

[potent sage]

oh

well its not but yeah

[sleek harness]

That's why I said it sounded like

[potent sage]

yeah i know

i was reiterating that it wasnt

[sleek harness]

Abby I am going to be honest here

I am forcing myself to be calm

[potent sage]

uhhhh why

are you mad at me

[sleek harness]

To not call you a dumbass

You seem cool

[twin flower]

[somber stream]

Chuds

[autumn bear]

is there any weapon in the game where you dump damage

[sleek harness]

No

[potent sage]

you virtually did

[sleek harness]

Maybe Flamer

[twin flower]

Why would u dump dmg in the first place

[potent sage]

:/

[somber stream]

Bolter on full auto

[sleek harness]

But I didn't

I just said that I don't want to

[potent sage]

you were thinking it

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[potent sage]

and you had to supposedly stop yourself from doing it

[autumn bear]

idk but im wondering if theres any

[sleek harness]

Yeh

[sleek harness]

Flamer

[somber stream]

Oh wait like stat dump nvm me tee hee

[sleek harness]

Dumb dumb

[misty smelt]

needle pistol

[somber stream]

Mag dump is a term you know

The message wasn’t clear

[potent sage]

but you think im a dumbass

[sleek harness]

Perhaps flamer staff but I think it does decent damage

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[potent sage]

thats no better than you calling me it

[hot flicker]

Hi I need help with "Just a Flesh Wound" penenace. I just need one person to play heresy Alpha point (get damage, complete 1 point of interest maybe, then extract all less than 3 min max)

[sleek harness]

But I am suppressing it to not call you dumbass

Because I am trying to be friendly

[potent sage]

well you just told me that you think im a dumbass

[dire kayak]

i could help out

[potent sage]

thats not friendly

[dire kayak]

im on rn

[sleek harness]

Well, I friendly told you that

[hot flicker]

thank you

[unkempt iron]

I am looking to do the same

[dire kayak]

whats your fatshark number

[hot flicker]

yes lets join

[potent sage]

its not friendly to tell someone that they are a dumbass or that you think theyre a dumbass

thats the opposite of friendly

[unkempt iron]

https://discord.gg/bVENh2Nu

[dire kayak]

added you

[hot flicker]

sorry i dont have microphone lol

[unkempt iron]

0574969597

[dire kayak]

added you

[sleek harness]

Perhaps you are right

Perhaps

[tawdry edge]

Wsp gen chat

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

[tawdry edge]

What we feel like today

[sleek harness]

Bad

[tawdry edge]

Foolish

[tawdry edge]

Y

[potent sage]

mass suicide tomorrow

[sleek harness]

I was proven wrong for once

Unbelievable

[tawdry edge]

You are proven possible everyday what makes it different this time

[patent grove]

Up until yesterday I assumed the numbers behind people's names were their phone numbers lol

[tawdry edge]

Splendid

[sleek harness]

What are you talking about

I was never wrong

[timber elk]

is floating around like he’s in space in a sleeping bag sleeping

[tawdry edge]

The only time you're not wrong is when you breathe
Somehow you're wrong when you blink

[sleek harness]

Lamb tell her I am never wrong

[sleek harness]

Yeah some times I blink one eye first then the other

[timber elk]

snorts awake huh….? I don’t care…goes back to sleep

[sleek harness]

But it's very fast to notice

[sleek harness]

But you should

[tawdry edge]

Sign of low intellect

[dire kayak]

blowing my brains out

[sleek harness]

No

[hasty sky]

It's giving dogshit

[timber elk]

No

[hasty sky]

Slept terrible

[tawdry edge]

Splendid

[dire kayak]

[tawdry edge]

I for once slept really fucking well
Skill issue

[timber elk]

sighs as he opens his sleeping bag a bit and puts on a sleep mask and zips himself back up in the sleeping bag as he floats around

[hasty sky]

Jokes on you I sleep well literally any other day

[sleek harness]

It isn't

[tawdry edge]

Guess we switched today

[hasty sky]

🤝

[tawdry edge]

[sleek harness]

Let me turn on gravity

Just a sec

[timber elk]

flops on the floor WHAT THE HELL SKAVEN

[dire kayak]

oouughhh

[sleek harness]

What

[tawdry edge]

turns it back on and off multiple times

[sleek harness]

It was Lynxiee's doing not me

[timber elk]

gets flung around like a ping pong ball

[sleek harness]

See?

[astral basin]

People of Super Terra

[sleek harness]

No shut up

[astral basin]

Aaa

[sleek harness]

We aren't facists

[astral basin]

Thats funny

Whats the hyper specific term?

Neo monarchic… huh?

[tawdry edge]

Helldivers is mid as fuck don't count me in on super earth

[sleek harness]

Join the bots

[astral basin]

Helldivers is alright

[sleek harness]

Become a communist cyborg

[tawdry edge]

Horribly mid

[tawdry edge]

Why

[sleek harness]

Because it isn't Helldivers

[astral basin]

Same can be said of darktide

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sleek harness]

Elios

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry

[delicate vapor]

hello

[sleek harness]

Why

[astral basin]

Let them tears flow

[tawdry edge]

Some times crying is good to release bad feelings

[sleek harness]

Why do you Menus

[astral basin]

Even macho man randy savage had a cry

[tawdry edge]

Darktide is mid but insanely better than middivers

[sleek harness]

They should rework on armor pen and enemy spawners

So you don't need to use a explosive to destroy it

Since not every time you will have enough explosives for one

[astral basin]

Opinion based take
Pretty cold one

[sleek harness]

I think one of the Wardens should do a movie session

[astral basin]

Honestly
Them being live service and consistently tweaking mechanics
Letting the playerbase see the tweaks
Is a blow to the enjoyability
Cant hace fun things. Its all “in line”
And people constantly complaining

[sleek harness]

Where we all watch Backrooms

And judge it

[sleek harness]

The 300 changes that they made without informing in the patches:

[dire kayak]

i got make every shot count first try

[potent sage]

darktide lowered my life span by 30 years

im gonna die tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Cool

[dire kayak]

eh

[astral basin]

The dataminers that find it anyways, and media forums making a small inconvenience into a game ending change:

[sleek harness]

You could awalys dump your ammo on a crusher and then use the rest until the end

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone ^ ^

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

I hate kriegsmans

[little violet]

Dead inside

[sleek harness]

Even more when they are trying to be cute or cool

[crisp yoke]

You ok?

[crisp yoke]

?

[crisp yoke]

Why?

[sleek harness]

That's supposed to be you

[crisp yoke]

I hate ugly rats

[sleek harness]

You know

And the shot being from me

[crisp yoke]

But I still like u

^ ^

[sleek harness]

I am not a rat

[crisp yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481

Rat

[sleek harness]

No

[crisp yoke]

Fric it didn’t work

[crisp yoke]

Hmmmm

[crisp yoke]

Rat

[delicate vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[crisp yoke]

Ratty rat rat

[little violet]

All good brother,
The heart endures

[vestal elm]

the 1st thing i see opening the server
absolute peak

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

I want to fist fight a voodoo lord from New Orleans one day

[vestal elm]

please may i have this as a gif?

[little violet]

They have voodoo?

[somber stream]

Hell yeah they do

Haven't you watch frog prince

Also there's this trend as of late

These people, will rent a small apartment, buy some cheap clothes and film themselves (face excluded) having a "poor salary life"

Watchers who feel sorry for them will donate, sometimes up to 50k buckaroos

I feel a wave of similar content will hit the west soon, fyi

[elder merlin]

Who do you voodoo?

[stuck wasp]

You do you do ?

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[wet swift]

the spearhead is so garbage that sometimes i dont even fire a single shot when i take it

[crisp yoke]

What we talkin about

[thick coyote]

Bitch 🗣️

[somber stream]

Doo

Bee doo bee do bah doo

[thick coyote]

Bruh

Infinite money glitch

[wet swift]

why zealot twitch drop is a gimp suit? what the fuck?

[amber delta]

thanks for the financial advise I shall go do exactly this

[somber stream]

Live your life

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Well shit this small layer brush changes everything

[unkempt iron]

The others arent better

[stuck wasp]

Cause they're a common thing in 40k

[autumn bear]

when does the shop rotate

[somber stream]

"It's not all about the size, it's the performance 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ "

[unkempt iron]

Ogryns set is a literal gachimuchi outfit

[autumn bear]

im still pressed they gave a chainmail shirt to one class and a chainmail hood to another and there's nothing you can do to mix them

[autumn bear]

what were they thinking

[autumn bear]

so in exactly 7 days?

[unkempt iron]

Yes

16th

[autumn bear]

neat

what an applicable sticker

[little marten]

SMALLER IS BETTER?!?’

[autumn bear]

srsly

[somber stream]

IT'S UP TO PREFERENCE AND HOW YOU PERFORM WITH IT

[little marten]

My homemade wet palette isn’t big enough for wood elf and sob colours so sad to say but I’ve gone for the wood elf first

[autumn bear]

the fake restrictions on cosmetics are so lame

other than ogryn they all have the same body and face type

why can only zealots wear an eyepatch

[thick coyote]

Something something blinding faith

Something something

[autumn bear]

evil

[thick coyote]

My other theory is that you're just a zealot

Got no money for cyber eyes

[unkempt iron]

Just get For the Drip

[autumn bear]

whats that

[unkempt iron]

EWC for player models

[autumn bear]

whats that

[twin flower]

Its a mod

[unkempt iron]

I pay for cosmetics too, thus. My sins are neutered

[twin flower]

That lets you drip your char out for free

[autumn bear]

presumably no one else can see it

[unkempt iron]

A mod that allows you to mask your cosmetics

[twin flower]

Yep

[unkempt iron]

Yes

[thick coyote]

But then you have moneyrous zealot with cyber eyes

[unkempt iron]

Its clientside

[thick coyote]

So

[unkempt iron]

Not serverside

[autumn bear]

no point fr

[twin flower]

Its that or slopshop unfortunately

[unkempt iron]

Its almost like...

If the shop had all the items all the time

We wouldnt bitch and moan so much

[autumn bear]

surely they would make more money if they just let you pay them money and not making you wait to pay them money

[sleek harness]

That's like, the body type every soldier needs to have

[twin flower]

moment

[autumn bear]

psykers should be twinks

[sleek harness]

No

[autumn bear]

yes

[thick coyote]

Idk
For some of those gear psyker needs a strong body

Like

[green vector]

It's almost as if companies like fat shark hire people who actually look into spending strategies of consumers and implement the best one to extract the most money without stepping over the line

[thick coyote]

Look at them legs

[green vector]

[somber stream]

The drip mod is the only thing that i detest, how else will others bathe in your splendid choice of fashion?

[thick coyote]

Then lock at the 300 pounds of gear they are carrying

[sleek harness]

Imagine using a mod to change the model of your character which nobody sees

[unkempt iron]

The female characters need some visible booba

[amber delta]

wdym nobody

[autumn bear]

there are plethora of games that are free subsisting on smaller budgets with less players using microtransactions, if you want me to believe the monetization of darktide is optimized then you can't

[amber delta]

I see it

[sleek harness]

It's a mod, so nobody sees it

[somber stream]

Yeah fym nobody

[twin flower]

Isnt the point is that so you can see it

[amber delta]

I see it

[sleek harness]

It's a first person game, so you don't see it

[autumn bear]

^

[green vector]

Such as?

[somber stream]

There’s a 3rd person mod

[unkempt iron]

FS is owned by TenCent

[dire kayak]

ooouuuhhhh

[amber delta]

I see it on the ship

[unkempt iron]

There is your awnser

[autumn bear]

you want me to list every free game that uses microtransactions?

[sleek harness]

At this point make Darktide into Skyrim

[green vector]

Ye

[sleek harness]

Mod the shit out of everything

[somber stream]

One is a single player game, rat

[autumn bear]

what answer? he claimed that the current shop is an optimized microtransaction model

[thick coyote]

Sorry mate
They got estate mandated top surgery
All the boobs went to the Sororitas institution

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

That's not the point I am passing

[unkempt iron]

I gave it as a response to your comment

[somber stream]

The scale doesn’t match dumb dumb

[green vector]

If it wasn't they'd change it

Simple as

[unkempt iron]

Tencent is notoriously greedy

[sleek harness]

Mod scale

[autumn bear]

oh yeah, fatshark, notoriously good at changing things that aren't optimal

[green vector]

When it comes to money yes

[autumn bear]

no?

[green vector]

Plus it's tencent not fatshark

[unkempt iron]

As long as Tencent calls the shots. The FOMO will continue.

[autumn bear]

you realize that being the triple threat of a live service game that costs full price, has a microtransaction store and also paid dlc shows poor finances and not good finances yeah?

[amber delta]

I will buy out tencent

[thick coyote]

I mean
The slop shop improved
So yeah

[unkempt iron]

Darktide is 40$

Its AA at best

But, you are correct

[autumn bear]

its always been $40, it's a full priced game

[green vector]

Go work for tencent if you think you can improve the model and make them more money

[twin flower]

You guys bought it at full proce?

[sleek harness]

The word fomo reminds me of someone who was here in chat complain that events have unique rewards

[green vector]

[amber delta]

what's the argument here

[unkempt iron]

I mean, i too wish i hadnt missed out on the other twitch drops

[somber stream]

Cosmetic price too high or something?

I do agree tbh, it's a scam lol

[unkempt iron]

Just gotta pray that one day they will re-relase them

[green vector]

Discord users think the shop isn't optimised to extract the most amount of money from us by people who's sole job it is to do that

[autumn bear]

i dont mind the pricing but i would like to buy cosmetics i actually want

[sleek harness]

Purple sucks ngl

[somber stream]

Oh, FOMO is king end of story

[tacit geode]

I feel like I would spend more money on an open shop therefore everyone would spend more money on an open shop

For like 75 messages

[bitter matrix]

Please fatshark drop the admech trailer

[twin flower]

whats FOMO

[unkempt iron]

Look, i dont mind spending 11eur for a skin

[amber delta]

oh, well yeah nah, fomo makes the most money

[unkempt iron]

I just want to spend it on what i want, when i want

[thick coyote]

Fear Of Missing Out

[autumn bear]

maybe if everything you release is good or has a degree of value (see something like fortnite where old skins sell accounts) but darktide's shop releases unusably ugly cosmetics 87% of the time, what are they afraid of missing?

[unkempt iron]

Fear of missing out

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

Buy NOW!

[green vector]

Me too bro

[thick coyote]

It'll not come back

Type shit

[sleek harness]

The fear of you not knowing what's coming next and a catalog of cosmetics disappearing for some weeks is enough to make people buy them without wanting to

[autumn bear]

it always comes back william style tho

[fading otter]

Bro did you not see the Ai brainrot skins

[thick coyote]

Big ass 24 hours timer

With milliseconds too

[autumn bear]

except afaik you get 2 weeks

[unkempt iron]

I just wanna buy the Armageddon sets ffs

I missed out on them all the fucking time

Enforcer sets aswell

[thick coyote]

Buy NOW!

[amber delta]

I bought the armageddon helmet for vet 2 years ago, never once took it off

[unkempt iron]

I only got it for my Psyker

[thick coyote]

[unkempt iron]

When they firsr relased

[green vector]

I want the krieg slop

[green vector]

Yes daddy tencent

[somber stream]

I want the grenadier helmet. It's gone. Forever

[sleek harness]

I also remember this one person who was complaining that Darktide is predatory because it's cool cosmetics is paid while DRG, the game which he was comparing it to, was free

[autumn bear]

the argument shifted to tencent's monetization being optimized or not

[unkempt iron]

I bought the Cadia set for my ogryn when it first relased

[sleek harness]

This was dumb and he was clowned on

[thick coyote]

And unfortunately it works

[unkempt iron]

It came with the green beret and goggles

Idk if you can get that headgear anymore lol

[autumn bear]

i am fairly sure it doesn't work, like i said we have the triple threat of 'this isn't being financed properly' in darktide

sad but true

[unkempt iron]

Well, you gotta either suck it up, or keep bitching because it is what it is

[green vector]

If it didn't work they'd change it

[unkempt iron]

Sadly

[green vector]

Tencent only cares about money

[amber delta]

it works

[sleek harness]

What are you even on about

I been trying to understand

[autumn bear]

lol

[green vector]

Fomo you dumbass

[sleek harness]

I know

[autumn bear]

there you go getting pissed off at basic discussion again

[somber stream]

There's a reason why most game out there is running FOMO rn

[sleek harness]

But why is it still goin

[somber stream]

If it's so bad, why the hell is it so popular?

[tacit geode]

I've been asking myself this question since launch

[somber stream]

Do they not, like money?

[green vector]

I call skaven a dumbass every day relax

[autumn bear]

tencent, who own some of the most profitable games in history, going back and changing something that wont even move their needle by 1% instead of leaving it abandoned like it has been

[sleek harness]

Friendly way of saying that he loves me

[unkempt iron]

You just dont get it

[autumn bear]

ah yeah im the one who doesn't get it

[unkempt iron]

Those people will pimp their own mothers out if it meant the funni moni arrow went 1 more tick up

[thick coyote]

No no I agree, let's use gacha system instead

[unkempt iron]

In the end, FOMO works, and they will use it

Because Tencent

[tacit geode]

Now we're cooking with gas

[amber delta]

players have access to entire catalogue = players buy 1 set they like most
players have access to small rotations of the catalogue = players might buy something they like because its available, then in a new rotation they find something they like more and buy that, thus making 2 purchases instead of 1

[sleek harness]

Imagine being TF2

[somber stream]

Isn't that also fomo

[amber delta]

its really not complex

[sleek harness]

No that's gambling

[thick coyote]

Idk I don't gacha

[somber stream]

I play uhhhhh what's that anime game again

Genshin when i was dating, the banner goes away after 60 days

[autumn bear]

you know their most profitable game doesn't have fomo right, you can just go and buy league of legends skins, any one you want, at any time, other than legacy ones that never come back

but i guess darktide is their most optimized game right

[thick coyote]

It does have gacha

[unkempt iron]

League is too big to fail

And has gacha

[sleek harness]

You dated?

[unkempt iron]

Darktide is small

Thus, they will squeeze it dry

[thick coyote]

Which just makes this a better solution to Darktide

[unkempt iron]

Simple as

[autumn bear]

so they put their effort into optimizing a small game

[amber delta]

league also makes money on releasing new heroes which people rush to buy before they get nerfed, this is also fomo

[autumn bear]

adding "simple as" or "its not that hard" to end of sentences doesn't make it correct

[autumn bear]

i dont actually play but this sounds correct enough

[unkempt iron]

Not when my point is True

FOMO works for smaller games

[little violet]

Nah its the skins

[unkempt iron]

If they put FOMO in league, it will tank the skin market

[thick coyote]

They also release some dogshit skins but that's a different topic

[autumn bear]

you should work in marketing

since it all comes to you so intuitively

[unkempt iron]

I have no enpathy

Why not?

[sleek harness]

Empathy

[amber delta]

probably larger source of income, but champ purchases count too

[feral vessel]

Good afternoon Atoma, what bullshit we talking about now..

[little violet]

For new players but dont atm LoL doesnt have alot of new people playin

[autumn bear]

we have the genuine argument that more effort went into optimizing the monetization of darktide than league of legends

[unkempt iron]

Bitchin' about FOMO

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sleek harness]

The couple right there is fighting because they don't understand FOMO

[little violet]

Ppl who've played it alot has more than enough to buy it with the in game currency

[feral vessel]

o fat ass deer

[stuck crescent]

Nah works everytime

[autumn bear]

does it make you feel good when you say things like this or

[stuck crescent]

Simple as

[autumn bear]

lmao

[thick coyote]

Fomo and how the slop shop sucks

[autumn bear]

is your pfp the welsh flag

[unkempt iron]

Also, tell RITO to swing back Ravenborn Leblanc

[stuck crescent]

TROGDOOOOR

[unkempt iron]

I need that skin ffs

[sleek harness]

Why are you trying to pull me into this?

[little violet]

What could be worse than making new skins to sell for players in Riot?
Make it so its in a gacha and spend 200$ on a new type of legendary/mythic

[unkempt iron]

All of her other skins are mid at best

[sleek harness]

I am just watching

It's fun

[somber stream]

jfc are you lot still at it

[autumn bear]

you inserted yourself into it by saying something inflammatory but sure we can victim complex if you'd like

i apologise

[somber stream]

It's just a cosmetic shop lol

Play the game

[autumn bear]

has it occured to you that people just like discussing things

[feral vessel]

..I'm going back to roleplaying as a femboy plant.

[unkempt iron]

I said this before

[autumn bear]

and that your fun isnt everyone elses fun

[unkempt iron]

If their cash shop is predatory, then For the Drip is fair game

[somber stream]

Has it occur to you that subjects gets old

[unkempt iron]

Simple as

[autumn bear]

simple as

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

And not everyone wants to dwell on one thing

[stuck crescent]

Simple as

[amber delta]

shrimple

[autumn bear]

you dont have to

[unkempt iron]

Its almost like, i buy the cosmetics for myself

Just like my own clothing

[autumn bear]

its a public chat, i know the place is dead so there's only a few regulars, but more than one convo can happen at once

[little violet]

we got this for Darktide and SM2 aswell unfortunately

[sleek harness]

You mean calling you two a couple as a joke?

[amber delta]

anyway yall convinced me to install for the drip

thanks

[autumn bear]

saying we don't understand a very basic concept

[unkempt iron]

Its broken ATM

The colours dont save

• the masks dont work properly

[little violet]

Saber doesnt even do it very well..

[unkempt iron]

.

[somber stream]

I envy your strength to hit that update button after every patch

[sleek harness]

Nah I just said it jokingly

Don't take to heart

[amber delta]

if it works enough to let me swap the cosmetics around thats enough for me

[autumn bear]

anyways force greatsword is the best melee weapon in the game

[unkempt iron]

Oh that part works

[thick coyote]

Eh

[unkempt iron]

You jusr walk around with the default colors

[thick coyote]

I mean

[rocky radish]

Beware. It can be addictive. I have maybe 30 or 40 presets I've made so far

[thick coyote]

It's fucking goated

[amber delta]

good enough

[unkempt iron]

You have to hit applt every time you load in

[sleek harness]

The humble thunderhammer:

[thick coyote]

But I'm biased towards Evis15

[trail bramble]

is this pejorative or complimentary towards psykers

[thick coyote]

So to me Evis15>>>>>>>

100% biased too

[unkempt iron]

Finally, something we can agree on

[autumn bear]

complimentary because its fun

[sleek harness]

I miss the old freaks

[thick coyote]

Freak

🫵

[somber stream]

Most got banned for racism ☠️

Some i'd argue, unjustified

[thick coyote]

They got him

[sleek harness]

By older freaks I mean the freaks that were here 1 hour ago

Dumb dumb

[autumn bear]

force greatsword push attack being able to open bulwarks at a moments notice makes it so fun

relic blade needs like, stealth, to deal with bulwarks fast

[amber delta]

free Bart

[thick coyote]

Freak of Theseus

[somber stream]

You're subjecting your definition of old freak, on me

[fading otter]

Bart got banned?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[somber stream]

Foolish rat

[amber delta]

Bart got banned

[sleek harness]

You are part of the OG cast

[somber stream]

Gonezo

[fading otter]

Damn

[dire kayak]

am i not good enough

[sleek harness]

I still remember when you had a uglier pfp

[sleek harness]

Yes you are

[somber stream]

Uglier? Bitch it was a master piece

[sleek harness]

That's why you are part of the older freaks!

[autumn bear]

do u think skitarii release will be bigger than arbiter or has the hype of darktide getting more classes passed already

[sleek harness]

It wasn't

[somber stream]

Speaking of which, i'll share the hd

[trail bramble]

truly, who could have foreseen this outcome

[amber delta]

it will be bigger if FS advertises it right

which given their track record

[sleek harness]

I don't miss him or Big Boi

[unkempt iron]

Id say around equal

[amber delta]

might not be happening

[dire kayak]

why tho?

[unkempt iron]

Because there is a lot of hype for it

[sleek harness]

Racism

[amber delta]

also it wont be skitarii it will be a techpriest

[rocky radish]

I'm sure some people will find a way to make the next class sound like a personal attack against them

[amber delta]

racism to china (understandable)

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

I already have plans for Christmas, halloween and next april's fool

[thick coyote]

It will be buggier

That I'm 100% sure

[tired steeple]

Hello

[unkempt iron]

Hemlo

[tired steeple]

Hey what’s the quote in your status from

It feels like an LTG quote

[amber delta]

its me

I said it

[sleek harness]

HE SAID THE FNAF THING

[shell berry]

i talk about darktide

and i love the game

[midnight magnet]

Imagine that!

[thick coyote]

This game is the most dogshit bullshit Uther trash to have ever existed

I fucking love it and recommend it

[somber stream]

Darktide, is more than a game

It's a way of life

[little violet]

Way of Larp

[unkempt iron]

I hate it, but i'd recommend it too

[nocturne flicker]

they removed 100% ranged uptime on hive scum, let's reviewbomb the game

😤

[thick coyote]

No no that was deserved

And for that alone

I'll give it a positive review

[nocturne flicker]

(i agree but c'mon let's commit to the bit here)

😂

[thick coyote]

You will see a lot of hearts on my review

[nocturne flicker]

good good

[thick coyote]

heart heart heart Rannick is a heart heart heart this game is a big pile of heart heart heart
Sefoni big bust heart heart heart

[nocturne flicker]

a way of life i'm currently unable to indulge in because it's a choice between it and BG3 with my boyfriend and BG3 is just disgustingly oppressive on my 500 GB SSD

i was gonna get a new pc with 1 TB but the RAM issue happened

[somber stream]

Stay strong king, this too shall pass

[nocturne flicker]

and uh... if i put a 1 TB in this thing i doubt it'll run dt as well as i want it to

i'm already struggling to maintain constant 60FPS on Auric Maelstrom unless i drop to just above minimum graphics 😭

ah well. dt will return once my bf decides our BG3 adventures need a break

or the new update drops. whatever happens first

[thick coyote]

Japanese sentence Markiplier Japanese sentence

[nocturne flicker]

can sefoni drown me in her- AGHHHH

the WORMS

[dire kayak]

i finally found my favourite pjsk song on spotify

[thick coyote]

Sefoni Mortis Trials noises 10 hour

Oh woops
This isn't YouTube

[modest flume]

Free protein hell yeah

[nocturne flicker]

can we compress it to the mock kissing sound she makes? the "Mwah"? It helps me sleep.

[nocturne flicker]

get them out get them out get them out

[modest flume]

Get you a freak like Sefoni (she gives you a genuine and non-backhanded compliment)

[somber stream]

The next big thing is projected to drop around June, plenty of time

Don't bang the demon

[nocturne flicker]

casually flays my mind when i disappoint her.

you see this is why i like hadron. she does that too but i like how mean she is

[modest flume]

I don't, she nags too much

[nocturne flicker]

one uses warp magic, other uses the strength and certainty of steel

[modest flume]

I'm trying to hear the music and (broken) sound cues, come on now

[nocturne flicker]

perfection. as you can tell i am a strict yennefer enjoyer

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. may to july is the more broad scope bc it's a "q2 update" but i reckon skulls in may, update in june. july is like REALLY pessimistic and i don't subscribe to july

[thick coyote]

I don't like Hadron because she bricked all my good weapons

[nocturne flicker]

but she's chaaaaanged

[south valve]

Bricked up Hadron

[thick coyote]

💥 💥 💥

[nocturne flicker]

your pfp looks like whatever the component my boyfriend uses to repair my energy weapons is in abiotic factor- oh wait arbites helmet! hello lex person

[low blade]

[modest flume]

I'll brick you up

🧱

[nocturne flicker]

i'm already bricked up

[modest flume]

Nice

[nocturne flicker]

ah fuck it

[modest flume]

All you need is a roof and you got a house

[nocturne flicker]

get me bricked up... squared

[south valve]

I think that's a reference I don't understand

Also, hi!

[nocturne flicker]

nah probably not. i didn't even know about the game before he showed it to me so that's fair.

[south valve]

Oh okay

[modest flume]

Double the bricks, double the strength

[twin flower]

Abiotic mentioned

is it still in early access lmao

[south valve]

Your pfp kinda looks like the guy from Blood Meridian but emo

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrpp

GW PLEASEEE MAKE A KALDOR DRAIGO MINI

[south valve]

Hello Goober

[nocturne flicker]

holy f*cking shit this trailer was so good. fatshark REALLY knew who their audience was with arbitrator trailer...

i hope the next class doesn't get the hive scum reveal treatment omfg

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

dont jinx it

[south valve]

"FIGHT LIKE A TRUE VESSEL OF THE LEX IMPERIALIS!"

[nocturne flicker]

i think it like recently went into 1.0

[nocturne flicker]

where this as ability voice line?

[south valve]

That would be nice

[modest flume]

ATTENTION SCUM

SOMEONE HAS PARKED IN THE HANDICAP SPOT THAT I WAS GONNA USE, I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED WHEELCHAIR ACCESS, I WANT MY RECAF

[modest flume]

You can run; Please do! It makes it fun!

[nocturne flicker]

fatalist is a punk ass bish

[dire kayak]

"DIE IN THE NAME OF THE LEX!!!" 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[nocturne flicker]

i bet fatalist keeps his fuckin body cam on

[south valve]

"Adamant! Unyielding! UNSTOPPABLE!!"

[modest flume]

That sounds like Authoritarian

[south valve]

Recent developments have brought a whole new meaning to "attention scum"

[nocturne flicker]

i mean he does too but he's chill ig

maul gang

[modest flume]

We are a team! FIGHT. LIKE. IT!

[wintry steeple]

maul does not know what a bodycam is

[nocturne flicker]

N O M E R C Y F O R T H E B L O C K - F O D D E R .

[dire kayak]

"YOU ARE IN DEFIANCE OF THE EMPEROR'S LAW. YOU CANNOT HIDE. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. WE ARE JUDGEMENT, PREPARE FOR SENTENCING"

[wintry steeple]

maul knows only legs and kill

4 tha legs

[modest flume]

Go on

[dire kayak]

it was such a good choice to use male maul for the trailer

[south valve]

Blessedly satisfying shotgun cocking sound

[south valve]

Hive Scum

[modest flume]

[nocturne flicker]

dawg ppl on forums are treating me like i shot a puppy bc i made a meme framing ranged scum players who complain about needing to melee for pickpocket now as a crying baby

[wintry steeple]

'i am a law' -mr legs, Darktide (2026)

[nocturne flicker]

scum players overreacting to a meme making fun of scum players overreacting is actual poetry

[south valve]

Me when I don't get free infinite ammo from spamming the same attack over and over

[modest flume]

I actually played with a Desperado scum a few days back who was unloading into armor.... And ignoring specialists entirely

[nocturne flicker]

speaking of hive scum... ahem... zola needs her water cartel tattoos, fatshark. i don't even care about the horny, she'd just look clean as fuck

[modest flume]

Mans had a bomber in front of him and a crusher further back

Ignored the bomber

[south valve]

Wait, true...

[wintry steeple]

phlog pyros lose infinite ammo on kill, declare game to be ded, more at 1

[nocturne flicker]

maybe even her concept art rebreather. idk she looks kinda bland rn

hive scum tats on a woman wearing an explicator uniform would be a really cool way of doing like VISUAL storytelling

[modest flume]

Well her name is Orgustine, not as bad as Biron, but she definitely needs improvement

With a name like Biron, no wonder he fell smfh

[nocturne flicker]

Tibiron.

Orgustine/Stina. Tibiron/Biron.

[dire kayak]

details details dear orgustine

[thick coyote]

Someone saw the art

5/10 mid boobs

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. flashbanged me first thing in the morning, but then i was like. "damn that's actually kinda badass. why DOESN'T she have tats?"

[nocturne flicker]

Augustus and Tiberius, maybe? idk

[modest flume]

Trinket is B.W., is there Biron

[patent grove]

Now is not the time for recriminations, Orgistine

[nocturne flicker]

i reckon hadron would be pear-shaped under those robes personally 👀

[dire kayak]

the lex imperialis shall have its way with you

[nocturne flicker]

i actually think Rannick quite likes and respects Zola, like, sees her potential. But chooses to ragebait her because it's funny

[nocturne flicker]

hey, any port in a storm

[south valve]

Details, details, my dear Orgustine

[nocturne flicker]

i'm pretty sure he like takes her side on certain things while she's not actively listening. i can't remember what exactly, maybe it was a mortis memory. i should rewatch those to catch back up

and like refresh

[thick coyote]

She swapped it for a V-8 engine
Which is arguably hotter

[nocturne flicker]

it wouldn't change much to me 👅

[modest flume]

Any hole is a goal as some would say, and now there's at least 8

[nocturne flicker]

i'd respond with flight reacts flinging his tongue around but iirc we don't have image perms

[median spruce]

I hate this place

[modest flume]

Don't we all

[somber stream]

Yet you came back every time

Because you know, there's more to be had

[median spruce]

Ive been here since the before, ive had image perms here. All i see now is desolation

[sleek harness]

Why do you have that

Just why

[somber stream]

There's poetry in this

Savagery

[nocturne flicker]

because why not? why not mark ruffalo for the will it blow score?

[modest flume]

How would I know

Just did a search if I have something like it, and I did, and I used it, simple as

[nocturne flicker]

bro

[fair bridge]

i've seen you

[nocturne flicker]

zealot needs its own lone wolf with two melee weapon slots and an enhanced blitz economy at the cost of losing their ranged weapon slot

[nocturne flicker]

me?

[nocturne flicker]

which instance are we referring to? 😈

[sleek harness]

But you went out of your way to have it on a server which you use for emojis

[modest flume]

I can smell you

[thick coyote]

Well
Uh
Throwing knives kinda don't care about blitz economy nor be enhanced
But sure 2 melees would be awesome

[modest flume]

"But you went out of your way to have it on a server which you use for emojis"

First off, this implies that I personally put the effort in to put it on a server I would use

Secondly, this implies I even know what server it's from, and that I care what emote stuff it has

Thirdly, implying that the servers I'm in I actually participate/care about to that extent

[nocturne flicker]

idk. having no dedicated ranged could lead you to rely on them a lot harder

depends on how it's implemented though ofc

[thick coyote]

It's zealot though
Zealot will always find a way to melee stuff

[nocturne flicker]

plus elite enemy spam on higher diffs kinda makes it hard to balance things with those kind of triggers

[sleek harness]

Okay

[thick coyote]

If enemies could fly
Zealot would find a way to melee it

[sleek harness]

Why are you like

Pointing out

What I just said

[modest flume]

Because it couldn't be any farther from the truth

[thick coyote]

My favorite description of zealot

[nocturne flicker]

scooby doo laugh

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[thick coyote]

"Zealot will kill everything that enters their melee range, it just so happens that the planet itself is in their range"

[sleek harness]

But why are you in a server with this emoji

[modest flume]

Again

[sleek harness]

No

Shush

[modest flume]

This is implying that I'm in the server for that emoji