general-chat

[dire kayak]

i wish i could say the same

[sleek harness]

Do you call your mom mommy?

Damn

I thought you were too old for that

[simple cliff]

Not since my age had two digits in it.

BROTHER I HADN'T EVEN ANSWERED YOU! PLEASE STOP!

[little marten]

Hark ye of flayed minds and blistered souls. Step back from the pulpit and the machine preacher from whose maw pours worms and filth. Turn ye despairing backs from the shadow of man and into the blinding light pouring forth through the dusty window. Climb ye mighty stares and tread lightly into ye mothers abode. Go with grace and as the wind as you withdraw her card of credit from its sacred nest. Be swift in your conviction, righteous in its deliverance. Buy the fornite battlepass you of heathen blood and corrupted stock.

[sleek harness]

So why you comparing your mom to mommy

[rocky radish]

Mine is just known as "the devil"

[marsh iris]

i heard fortnite

[simple cliff]

Because mommy is just the toddler version of mom. Like mama.

[little marten]

WE CANNOT LET THE ICE KING DEFEAT THE ROCK

[dire kayak]

read this in male fanatic's voice

[somber stream]

Fucking hell Nurgle, you play Fortnite?

[unkempt iron]

Imagine fortNut in big '26

[sleek harness]

I think most kids prefer to call their mothers mama or mum

Not mommy

[green vector]

I ain't reading allat

[little marten]

As it was spoken, so it is written.

[sleek harness]

Lazy

[simple cliff]

I an't taking shit from a skaven who's mom was a ball of ratussy.

[green vector]

Stfu rat

[little marten]

I dabble

Never spent a dime!

[unkempt iron]

Id get a death glare if i didnt call my mother 'mother'

[dire kayak]

do you know what a rat king is?

[potent sage]

my mom lowk hates me

and so does my dad

actually

[unkempt iron]

Y'all are debating if its okay to call your mother mom, mum, mommy or mama

[sleek harness]

I am not going to answer that.

[potent sage]

i call my mom FATASS CUNT

[sleek harness]

Nah you

[potent sage]

🙏🏽

[unkempt iron]

No wonder you are seeking attention then

[little marten]

Haven’t played any games of it the last 2 seasons tho cause it’s shit

[simple cliff]

Good.

[amber delta]

I think I have a suspicion why she hates you

[somber stream]

I play the thing last year with my cousin

[potent sage]

no its much deeper than that

[sleek harness]

And why the hell ain't you pinging me

[somber stream]

Hated every moment of it

[sleek harness]

Are you lazy?

[simple cliff]

Fuck you, that's why.

[potent sage]

that is very true but very hurtful

[little marten]

Yeah basically play with my gf

[simple cliff]

IT'S MORE EFFORT TO TURN OFF THE PING THE NTO LEAVE IT ON!

[sleek harness]

But you just pinged me this time

Dumbass

[simple cliff]

I do what I want.

[unkempt iron]

Just like how it was to be put under the spotlight for an earnest mistake

[dire kayak]

ill always ping you skaven

[somber stream]

The fornitization of latin ladies situation is crazy

[potent sage]

professional zealot

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[little marten]

It’s a pretty feel good game for an average gamer given half of it is bots or 8 year olds

[sleek harness]

That's like

[unkempt iron]

Attention seeker

[sleek harness]

My God

[little marten]

Killing like a third of the lobby

[dire kayak]

you're gonna turn into that

[somber stream]

Yeah they can't aim for shit

[sleek harness]

No

There's only one Horned Rat

[sleek harness]

Missus

[jaunty path]

dont be mean to the beetle

[little marten]

My gf the kinda gamer I’m sitting next to saying “ok we being attacked” and she’s shouting “where where” and I look over and she’s like staring at the sky spinning round the camera

[green vector]

[cobalt lichen]

Incest kinks are weird

[green vector]

Gross

[jaunty path]

Did someone say incest

[midnight magnet]

Wincest.

[sleek harness]

Of course

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[green vector]

Based

[marsh iris]

vanilla kink

[sleek harness]

Missus the Coffin Game Liker is here

[little marten]

Ohhh no step-servitor you’re stuck in the cogitator

[simple cliff]

Y'all fuckers are into some weird shit. I am talking about words for mom and y'all be into some NSFW shit. Absolute degenerates.

[green vector]

Nurgle is your gf all my darktide teammates

[little marten]

Mother is the only acceptable word

Debate CONCLUDED

[jaunty path]

Yeah guys stop being weird and talking about incest

[green vector]

Id crack hadron

[unkempt iron]

COAAL and its consequences have been disasterous to the human race

[sleek harness]

You asked why people call a 200 year old cyborg mommy

[jaunty path]

uncool vro..

[sleek harness]

That's on you

[marsh iris]

imagine going into darktide general chat

[unkempt iron]

case and fucking point

[simple cliff]

Brother, if you hear a four year old go 'mommy' and think of a kink. I want you on a list.

[dire kayak]

waiter waiter! one shotgun shell please!

[little marten]

Not yet but if it does I’ll turn myself in immediately

[unkempt iron]

Like i said above, i got a deathglare if i didnt call my mother that

[somber stream]

Mami 👀

(when i need money)

[unkempt iron]

Corporatism actually works, unlike those 2

[jaunty path]

Oh hey its my favorite fascist abby occasion how are you

[sleek harness]

We should capitalize on this chat

[marsh iris]

sugarmother

[little marten]

Based and cptsdpilled

[amber delta]

you guys call your mom 'mother'?

[dire kayak]

i call my mother mum

[unkempt iron]

nah, my momma is awesome

[jaunty path]

no I call my mom mom bc i hate her

[potent sage]

wuh

[little marten]

Based and lovingmotherpilled

[dire kayak]

i hate my mother too

[amber delta]

I call my mom mom because I love her

[dire kayak]

she's evil

[jaunty path]

Mcdonalds ruling the world is good actually

[sleek harness]

I call my mother "little mom"

[unkempt iron]

TRVKE tho

Look at scandinavia

[midnight magnet]

Now we will witness several childhood traumas and crazy family stories...

Grabs beer.

[jaunty path]

no we're not

[little marten]

My mother low-key gaslit me into a whole half of my family thinking I was autistic

[jaunty path]

we're going back to the previous topic, incest.

[green vector]

Dommy mommy dukane

[unkempt iron]

The reason why the Scandinavian countries are prosperous is literally Corporatism

[somber stream]

My ma is awesome, she can cook rice that doesn't stick or burn

IN A POT

[dire kayak]

10 days until t'aunar

[marsh iris]

havent seen my mother for years

[simple cliff]

That's not a dommy mommy that's just a courgar my dude.

[unkempt iron]

Thats impressive?

[amber delta]

I have no traumas my family is amazing and I was loved in my childhood

[green vector]

Dommy mommy

[jaunty path]

cougar maxxing

[sleek harness]

I would rather prefer to talk about how I used to eat the blood from my leg wounds instead of incest

[jaunty path]

not w that pfp

[dire kayak]

[unkempt iron]

Same

I love ma family

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone.

[somber stream]

Go try now and see for yourself

[green vector]

Cougars are so hot

[unkempt iron]

BILLIONS MUST SMILE AND BE RAISED IN LOVING FAMILIES

[amber delta]

that pfp is a result of my own choices my family had nothing to do with it

[sleek harness]

No that's lame

[unkempt iron]

I am Turkish, you are whipped if you cant make rice that doesnt stick

[sleek harness]

And costly

[rocky radish]

I just want to play games

[little marten]

Unfortunately despite everything I do very much love my mother still

[jaunty path]

Your dad forced you at gunpoint to choose that pfp

[unkempt iron]

Literally, just add butter, brah

[midnight magnet]

Wait, wait, since you made it all about fetishes and all...

[unkempt iron]

[midnight magnet]

You know what, I don't wanna know.

[jaunty path]

I love my mom too but shes a complete bitch sometimes :p

[unkempt iron]

My mom is the only person more stubborn than i am

[amber delta]

no but how do you know my dad had a gun

[jaunty path]

im in your walls

[unkempt iron]

I concede to her sometimes otherwise we bitch for hours on end

[amber delta]

[somber stream]

MomTide

[jaunty path]

cat

[marsh iris]

😔

[sleek harness]

Mother's day already passed

[unkempt iron]

Hell, if i didnt love my mama, why does my Psyker look like her? (Totally not because there is a face that looks almost 1:1 like her)

[little marten]

My mother helped my sister and BIL push my and my partner out the house while we were saving for a mortgage and paying extra rent to cover their gambling habits

[potent sage]

that not a truke that is the most greasy blatant lie ever because social corporatism (especially of the nordic model) is not akin to social capitalism

goog

i wont get into it here

[sleek harness]

Why did you made your pysker like your mother

[potent sage]

because i will be hung by my entrails

[sleek harness]

That's creepy

[potent sage]

but let it be known that u are misconstruiting the two

[little marten]

But now I’m gone my mother and sister have turned on my BIL so that’s a welcome relief

[potent sage]

[jaunty path]

I mean I'll do it regardless

[somber stream]

Sounds tiring

[unkempt iron]

Its funny when people make their characters look like their beloved, but its weird when i make my character look like the person whom i cherish?

[green vector]

Skaven talking sense and not absolute shit for a change

[cobalt lichen]

I have so much coal

[potent sage]

coal

[green vector]

That shit creepy gang

[jaunty path]

no its good for humanity

[unkempt iron]

If you say so...

[sleek harness]

Dude come on my topics change this chat

[little marten]

We could spot him a mile away lmao

[simple cliff]

I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants.

[unkempt iron]

just dodge, brah

[potent sage]

i do not have an opinion on TCOAAL because i have not played the game and i tend not to listen to chuds on the internet when it comes to the critique of story elements

[sleek harness]

Just kill them

[jaunty path]

BAD YOUR BAD YOU'LL NEVER BE GOOD AT THIS GAME BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD 1000 TRAPPERS 10 BULWARKS 100 CRUSHERS 20 FLAMERS 30 GUNNERS 9999999 POX WALKERS 3000 POX BURSTERS

[simple cliff]

I do... then another... and another... and I keep dodging but they take so fucking long to kill and they are so loud and annoying!

[amber delta]

i have never heard the game being referred to as tcoaal

its always the incest game

[potent sage]

but it lowkirkenuinely does, from afar, look like a... surprisingly critique of the nuclear family structure and how it contributes to Evil Corporatist-Hydrocapital-PowerStructures™

[sleek harness]

You mean the Coffin Game?

[potent sage]

@jaunty path can u cite ts

[amber delta]

yes

[jaunty path]

Girl I love you so fucking much [phone] holy fucking shit

[unkempt iron]

sniff sniff

coal

[sleek harness]

We shouldn't really talk about it when Missus is around

[simple cliff]

Seriously, why are so they loud? I AM SICK OF REARING 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' EVERY TWO SEOCNDS AND THEN HAVING TO SPEND 2 SECONDS SMACKING ANOTHER ONE TO DEATH!

[sleek harness]

She'll defend this game for life

[potent sage]

shut up i only post the gemmiest of gems

💎

[jaunty path]

Pretty much yeah

[unkempt iron]

Every gem was once coal

yours havent matured yet

[amber delta]

there is nothing to critique about nuclear family, its the perfect family model

[potent sage]

B-B-B-B-B-BAAAAAAAAAASED

[sleek harness]

Just lower the volume

[simple cliff]

I don't like it. Therefore it sucks.

[sleek harness]

Or become deaf

[unkempt iron]

Just shoot them, brah

[sleek harness]

Some people play this game deaf

[jaunty path]

Theyre so loud so you know when theyre coming and how close they are

You don't want a silent mutant.

[unkempt iron]

it is only natural to love one's family utterly, right?

[jaunty path]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[potent sage]

thats not what the dialectical critique of the nuclear familial structure is

no mf is saying "oough we dont WANT you to have families with LOVE... its DESTRUCTIVE"

i wont get into it here.... because its one of those discussions

[rocky radish]

Make a mod to change mutants' sounds. Like Dracula Flow

[potent sage]

and i will probably get nailed in the brain if i do talk abt it

but Let It Be Known. . .

[sleek harness]

Now you should talk about it

This will be interesting

[simple cliff]

I want dead mutant. THey can't even damage me. They do like 2% toughness damage. Then they yell at me and put me somewhere else. I hate.

[potent sage]

no forgiveness 4 the mutant, the heretic OR the alien

or something like dat

[amber delta]

yes lets talk about it

[sleek harness]

Just dodge

[jaunty path]

You can spam my dms if you really want to talk about it because you seem to actually care about things lmao

[simple cliff]

Shut up. I don't want solutions. I want to whine about my small problems.

[marsh iris]

what my cat would say about me

[potent sage]

nooo i really shouldnt cus then MFs will crawl up my asshole and be like "NOOO ITS DEVISIVE AND POLITICAL 🤬"

[sleek harness]

Yeah lets talk about Fallout Familes and put them into a tier list

Okay so

[little marten]

PAPA MAKES THE BREAD MOTHER COOKS THE BREAD TIMMY PLAYS SPORTS JANE DOES DANCING

[sleek harness]

That one from fallout 2?

Totally trash

[potent sage]

"NOOOOO UR BREAKING THE RULES!!! IM GONNA TELL ON YOU!!! WAAAH WAAAH!"

[green vector]

^

[twin flower]

wuh

[jaunty path]

IM GONNA TELL THE ADMIN ON YOU

[sleek harness]

Who

Unless it's Missus

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhhhh

[jaunty path]

THEYRE GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING FEMURS

[twin flower]

Lel

[sleek harness]

I don't see anyone who would be mad about it

[potent sage]

missus wont cus she a real one

[unkempt iron]

It is only acceptable to talk about one side of the spectrum

I said it

[amber delta]

literally just break the rules why are you even concerned with them lol

[sleek harness]

You never know what Missus can do

[unkempt iron]

Because god forbid people have differing opinions on a bipartisan system

[sleek harness]

She will probably backstab you

Just telling you from experience

[little marten]

Wait is this turning into politics lmao

[potent sage]

im not but then they get the wardens involved and it fucks up my flow

[jaunty path]

Is this gonna turn into a discussion of why we can't talk about politics

lmfao

[potent sage]

this will IN SOME WAY redirect to politics

[sleek harness]

Abby is scared of mad people

[little marten]

Because it’s dumb and we’ve solved politics 100 times in this chat

[potent sage]

oh no im not bipartisan im actually a third, more sinister option........

[jaunty path]

ALL THINGS HEAD BACK TO PAUL TICKS

[potent sage]

(NOT FASCIST!!!!!)

[dire kayak]

i might start drinking again

[green vector]

Here we go 🙄

[sleek harness]

Even a mod talked about politics once

And religion

[amber delta]

are you american

[unkempt iron]

You dont say i am a 3rd positionist and not mean you arent Fascist

[sleek harness]

Stfu Boxer

[twin flower]

gib me some

[jaunty path]

yet you keep posting mussolini. curious

[green vector]

Stfu rat

[sleek harness]

Stfu Boxer

[potent sage]

there are other third positions that have not been co-opted by the historical romanticists of europe

🙄

[unkempt iron]

Such as?

[potent sage]

not telling u

[amber delta]

how can there be multiple third positions

[clever horizon]

sinister but it's just American tanky 😹

[unkempt iron]

Then i will keep assuming you are a closeted fash

[amber delta]

they would be fourth and fifth and sixth positions

[jaunty path]

Abby is a WOKE FASCIST that wants to DESTROY AMERICAN VALUES!

[twin flower]

-# how'd we get to this

[amber delta]

woke fascism is just communism

[jaunty path]

She's gonna put gender in the water supply

[little marten]

Piledriver

[simple cliff]

Guys. I just learned a pro tip. If a rager is hitting you through the floor you can't parry them.

I thought you should know this.

[potent sage]

thats right im POISONING your minds with DARK WQKE. . .

[clever horizon]

can't wait for tech priest this time for sure

[somber stream]

Every single world leader is tuned in to Darktide discord general chat for pointers

[twin flower]

Real

[unkempt iron]

Fascism is innately progressive

[somber stream]

Hi Putin

[potent sage]

true they should listen to me

[jaunty path]

what how

[unkempt iron]

we dont talk about its disowned german step-sibling here

[jaunty path]

how did they like

[little marten]

SHOUTOUT TO THE SUPREME LEADER

[potent sage]

what the fuck are you talking about

[jaunty path]

even hit u thru the floor

[amber delta]

@waredns pls deal with this I cant take it

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[simple cliff]

The choices were between Daddy Trump and Mommy Harris. This isn't political it's just the facts.

[jaunty path]

OH WARDENNNS

[unkempt iron]

Tell me you never, ever read Mussolini or Gentile once. Without telling me so

[potent sage]

oh my god ur a fascist

😭

[unkempt iron]

No

but i have read their books

[twin flower]

-# what the fuck is happening

[little marten]

Heh, yeah.. I’m a liberal 😏

[green vector]

[unkempt iron]

Its just communism with a free(er) economy

Two sides of Hegelian autism

[jaunty path]

-# You think I fuckin know?

[rocky radish]

I don't know. I just came here to read funny chat about silly game

[twin flower]

-# hug me im scared

[potent sage]

i will not engage with this bait

[jaunty path]

Welcome to #Political_Discussion

[green vector]

I'm just watching

[amber delta]

welcome back /pol/

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

Don't wanna get threatened with a ban again

[somber stream]

-# 🚬

[green vector]

[unkempt iron]

I aint baiting, i have read the actual doctrine. Unlike 99% of folk who just think that Fascism is just what they dont like

[simple cliff]

I love when I am on 1% hp. Been playing this mission for a while. Then a random joins and speedruns the gate before I can call the extract.

[amber delta]

I should get back to reading mein kampf

[simple cliff]

I am legit doing expedition penances to try to fall asleep.

[amber delta]

goodbye chat

[uncut bone]

[sleek harness]

That's on you for being a freak

[unkempt iron]

1st book is a lot of COAL, 2nd is the part you should read

[green vector]

Stfu

[jaunty path]

Oh you're playing expedtions

Why are you playing expeditions?

[sleek harness]

I never got threatened of being banned

Just you

[twin flower]

Lmao

[simple cliff]

Couldn't fall assleep.

[twin flower]

Is heortu at it again

[jaunty path]

You could have played

Auric

but you choose

[green vector]

Who even are you

[sleek harness]

Shhhhh

[jaunty path]

expeditions?

[amber delta]

there is a 100 pages intro/analysis by a historian before the actual book begins, I need to get through that first

[sleek harness]

Shut it

[simple cliff]

Auric requies some form of conciousness. Malice expeditions put me to sleep.

[twin flower]

I mean I already have him blocked lmao

[sleek harness]

He's my buddy who's never got threatened

[twin flower]

-# guys a dipshit

[unkempt iron]

The copy i own is a direct translation

[sleek harness]

Of being banned

[jaunty path]

No it doesn't you just S U C K

[green vector]

Blocked me and I don't even know who you are

[jaunty path]

[green vector]

And you're still talking about me

Go outside

[simple cliff]

eat die and shit

[unkempt iron]

No footnotes or revisions

[jaunty path]

I'LL SHIT MYSELF WHEN I WANT YO

[amber delta]

my version has a ton of footnotes

[little marten]

Did you block me?!!

[unkempt iron]

Tbh mister hilter, i aint really convinced

[rocky radish]

You own it? That has to making dating hard

[jaunty path]

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[twin flower]

Amogus

[unkempt iron]

European prints do

[amber delta]

but I dont think Ill read those because the way they are sorted is a huge pain

[unkempt iron]

Cause, reasons

Obvious reasons

[amber delta]

real

[unkempt iron]

Meanwhile i can buy it over the counter sitting next to Das Kapital and TCM on any Turkish bookstore

[little marten]

People really out here subscribing to advanced political theories before eating chicken tenders taken from a mass battery farm operation of the likes that would bring a god to their knees

[jaunty path]

how are you guys doing on this fine day.

[amber delta]

I need to know how my chicken tendies affect the struggle of the proletariat

[jaunty path]

THE SKELETON APPEARS

[green vector]

How many people you got blocked

[dire kayak]

whats going on

[unkempt iron]

The Intelligentsia when the proliteriat they want to save dont want to give their cows over

[little marten]

I’ve never blocked someone in my entire life

[unkempt iron]

[simple cliff]

I always unblock people after I am done giving a fuck about whatever they done did.

Unless they're racist.

Or facist.

Or Fr*nch.

[jaunty path]

We can solve world hunger with cannibalism

[amber delta]

no we can't

[twin flower]

yes

[little marten]

People change, there may be some people I feel a slight ‘grr’ towards but its not for me to stifle their screaming into the void

[jaunty path]

I don't like anyone whos skin is purple because a purple guy killed my favorite robots does that count

[amber delta]

we already process humans for food and it's still not fixed

[rocky radish]

I have about 450 people blocked, and no clue about how many ignored.

In one discord I was in, blocking is known as "doing a CJ"

[green vector]

450 what the fuck

[jaunty path]

Okay do it more than tf is the issue

[little marten]

May I ask why?

[unkempt iron]

Actual fash or the MAGA types that americans think are fash, fash?

[amber delta]

chat what is a fash

[jaunty path]

Oh cool we're still on politics

[uncut bone]

Wtf is going on here

[twin flower]

idk

[sleek harness]

Fashism

[uncut bone]

I'm so confused

[twin flower]

Stay confused

[green vector]

Stay mad

[unkempt iron]

Average Darktide genchat bogaloo

[rocky radish]

A group of people really didn't like me, so they tried ragebaiting on alts. I also block people who use a lot of brainrot. I don't enjoy having to talk down to people for them to understand

[simple cliff]

Calling MAGA racist is like calling antifa a terrorist organization.

[amber delta]

I should get back to work but I am too invested

[little marten]

A bunch of naavi are talking but forgot to connect their ponytails to the world tree

[uncut bone]

Oh, carry on

[unkempt iron]

The topic somehow flipped from Incest to a critique of Fascism

[somber stream]

Financial Association of Sick Honks

[misty smelt]

i just figured out some crazy tech to play better in darktide

[uncut bone]

Mhm kay

[little marten]

That seems valid tbh

[jaunty path]

talking down to people is rlly important because bottomfeeders must know their place god i need to stop

[unkempt iron]

Both cases are true, btw. Sincerely, someone who is a Liberal.

[jaunty path]

Did someone say incest

[little marten]

Talk down to me 👉👈

[simple cliff]

I just say that to piss people off.

[little marten]

HA YOU CANT BECAUSE IM 6’7 YOU PUNY

[jaunty path]

LOSER YOU'RE A LOSER ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?

[twin flower]

uhh, banana shapped

[green vector]

6 7 LOOOOL

[jaunty path]

You have back issues

[amber delta]

you cannot ragebait me because I dont understand what youre saying

[little marten]

Lmao

[somber stream]

No that's people with big boobies

[unkempt iron]

[jaunty path]

@little marten please get that reference 🙏

[little marten]

🙉

[twin flower]

men can have big boobas

[jaunty path]

Same shit

[simple cliff]

It's like saying the 2020 election was between Daddy Trump and Mommy Harrison. It's as poltical as saying Brazil is in South America but it still bothers people. I like bothering people sometimes.

I like bothering stupid people. So you need certain bait.

As a dumbass myself, I know this well.

[somber stream]

If your mass is evenly placed, i don't see how that will affect your back unless there's a reference here that i missed

[twin flower]

🫵 🍌

[dire kayak]

im playing ultrakill

[little marten]

🙈

[somber stream]

||🍆||

[little marten]

Woah woah woah

[twin flower]

Lmao

[little marten]

Licht you can’t post that

[uncut bone]

Laugh in 5'6

[simple cliff]

I just now got "dodge the chop' for doging crusher overheads. Because I realized up until my policy was always just to poke them with heavy attacks and back away or stun them and bonk.

[uncut bone]

My back is perfect

[kind lark]

Uh hello, I was wondering to see of darktide is worth getting on ps5? I loved vermintide 2 🙂

[simple cliff]

...I don't get it.

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

Id grab it if its on sale

[kind lark]

Cool ty

[uncut bone]

How's the wind up there

[simple cliff]

"Spotted hyenas are one of the best mothers in the animal kingdom, investing more energy per cub than any other terrestrial carnivore."
Just going to assume you meant this.

[uncut bone]

[little marten]

I should probably specify for the lurking ratlings that are seething that I am in fact not 6’7

[simple cliff]

First result off google. I am too lazy to think.

[rocky radish]

We are probably biased. I have 750 hours. Some have thousands

[jaunty path]

Ah you don't know.

#blessed

[uncut bone]

[unkempt iron]

Depends on the weapon you use

[kind lark]

Yeah I had it on pc but it doesn't run too well, am hoping n ps5 it runs better

[unkempt iron]

Backdodge heavies are the way

Unless u use Dueling sabres

[simple cliff]

I found out that crusher is good but it's VERY GOOD on arbitor if you're doing a stagger/cc build.

[unkempt iron]

Then side dodge

Oh, ooooh

[simple cliff]

Because arby gets a lot of buffs to stagger and staggered enemies.

[dire kayak]

meow

[unkempt iron]

Totally misunderstood your point

[uncut bone]

Maw

[twin flower]

-# u guys dodge?

Woof

[simple cliff]

You made me google this so now I know. Fuck you.

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, Arby is good at bullying Crushers

You can stunlock them easily and neuter them

[jaunty path]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

get owned #liberal

[unkempt iron]

Otherwise i just like poking their eyes with my dueling sabre

[twin flower]

Google what

[jaunty path]

dont

[twin flower]

ykw dont answer that

yeah lmao

[simple cliff]

I'm in the party of 'fuck you'. My solution to all problems is to find the dude causing the problem and punch them till they cease.

[green vector]

😂 😂 👌 💯

[jaunty path]

question what're u struggling w in auric

[simple cliff]

At the rate this universe is going my fist is going to errode and decay before I am done.

[simple cliff]

Nothing. I legit just wanted to knock out some penances while waiting for my sleep juice to kick in.

[little marten]

I can’t be the only one who FUCKING HATES IT when their dumb af 4 year old son comes in to say good night and that he loves me but the LITTLE SHIT didn’t realise the mutant wave sound went off so he’s trying to hug you but daddies literally sidestepping mutants but nooooo he don’t seem to give a shit about his dad and then you turn back after he finally fucks off to his room to see mutants rag dolling you around

[unkempt iron]

Even my 3 year old thinks the muties are annoying

He knows his shit

[simple cliff]

I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants. I hate mutants.

[little marten]

If I ever have a son, I hope he’s has even just a glimmer of your child’s light

[rocky radish]

My 13 year old doesn't play Darktide. My disappointment is immeasurable

[little marten]

What are they into?

Roblox? 💀

[somber stream]

Im sensing Vtuber

[simple cliff]

I AM SICK OF HEARING THEIR LOUD ASS FEET FROM MILES AWAY AND THEIR 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH' AND THEN IF THEY DO MANAGED TO ACTUALLY SCORE A HIT THEY DO LIKE 5% TOUGHNESS DAMAGE EVEN ON AURIC! I HATE HOW THEY'RE JUST A BIG AND LOUD BALL OF HP! I HATE MUTANTS!

[little marten]

Oh god

[unkempt iron]

He is bright for his age, but sometimes way too curious. I am working from home atm so i am also part time househusbanding. He has nothing better to do than watch me play sometimes, and he comments on a lot of stuff

[rocky radish]

These days, mostly sim games

[unkempt iron]

Also, he is the one who reminds me of hordes behind my back

I love you, little guy

[simple cliff]

Hey, question. If you watch a v-tuber in the background just for the commentary but don't give a fuck about the model. Is that still watching a v-tuber or is that just listening to a stream at that point? Also do shy people who don't wanna show their face and just use a little animated guy in the corner count?

[sleek harness]

Replace his sounds effects for the skeleton banging on his shield

[little marten]

Teach him the ogryn voice

[somber stream]

Still a Vtuber enjoyer

[little marten]

That’s actually sick I wish I had the patience for those

[somber stream]

But Vtubing is just another form of streaming anyway

[simple cliff]

Imagine caring what other people enjoy.

[little marten]

Sick in slang for “cool” way

[sleek harness]

"If you watch stream but not look, are you watching?"

[sleek harness]

That's your question

[unkempt iron]

He thinks that they sound like they are tired, all of them

[somber stream]

Lol guy asked

[green vector]

Vtubers 🤢

[unkempt iron]

Then again, he doesnt speak a lick of English

[sleek harness]

Of course Heorthu doesn't like Vtubers

You are too predictable

[green vector]

Ye I go outside unfortunately

[simple cliff]

Heavy Ogyrn personality scares me. It's got no bone ead implant but it knows what the lex is and can form complete sentences. Scary.

[jaunty path]

why are several people in this server parents

[sleek harness]

I also go outside

[little marten]

Hatred for the mutant transcends language

[sleek harness]

Maybe we can see each other

[rocky radish]

We be ancient

[unkempt iron]

News flash: people fuck

[little marten]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[green vector]

Rather blow my shit smooth off

[dire kayak]

same

[sleek harness]

Adoption or sex

[jaunty path]

this is a christian server sir, so swearing or mention of s*x

[sleek harness]

Why the hell you agreeing with him

[green vector]

Who up fuckin rn

[unkempt iron]

Too bad

[sleek harness]

J*b

[dire kayak]

i just wanna blow my brains out

[unkempt iron]

I guess my second in the making somehow appeared in my wife's womb out of thin air

[somber stream]

You touched her hand

[unkempt iron]

Thats what my son deadass believes btw

[sleek harness]

But that's not healthy

[unkempt iron]

Gotta keep him innocent

[somber stream]

Common knowledge, c'on

[little marten]

ME AND THIS WATERMELON

[unkempt iron]

My son will play Guard like his Ma and Pa and WILL like it

I aint raising no marine player in this house

[sleek harness]

Tell him to play Vermintide 2

[unkempt iron]

He thinks the rats are creepy

[sleek harness]

Cool

Meet him to Jerry

[unkempt iron]

But has no problems watching his daddy smack zombies with a hammer

[dire kayak]

brawler and bodyguard definitely cry over spilled milk

[marsh iris]

we could blow each other's brain off 🤯

[unkempt iron]

Bully spills the milk ovee

[simple cliff]

I've had pet rats, fancy rats, the domesticated ones. They're like little dogs.

[somber stream]

This chat blow

[simple cliff]

Where!?

[unkempt iron]

He can play anything but Marines, or Tau

Marines i can tolerate if they are BA

Tau is an instant disownment though

There is no excuse for that

[marsh iris]

son play drukhari

[little marten]

When I was a misguided whippersnapper.. I liked the tau, but wait! In the end I found my way to the guard. A journey rough and long, but with the ultimate destination.

[unkempt iron]

I always wanted to play Guard, but i was scared after the prices so i started with Eldar

[sleek harness]

He can play as Necrons and Orks then?

And also Elfs?

[unkempt iron]

Sold my eldar after 10th because Psychic got removed, then used the return to buy my 3rd party Guard army

[unkempt iron]

Yes

I play necrons too

[little marten]

wtf the postlady just ruined me

[somber stream]

Still no package today?

[unkempt iron]

Elves rule, Dwarfs drool

[little marten]

She asked for a picture of the parcel so I held it up jokingly and smiled and she was like “we don’t want your face in it 😠”

[somber stream]

😔

[clever horizon]

damn no one up darkin they tide at 5 am central

[little marten]

IM NOT BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ROYAL MAIL

[somber stream]

She could've just put the phone near the package, you know?

SHE RUBBED THAT IN

[delicate vapor]

movie done

[unkempt iron]

Meanwhile i had to argue with a mailman because their SMS system didnt send me the code of my package

[delicate vapor]

primitive war is ok

[unkempt iron]

While my name and ID were written on the package

Dude was like "I cant give it to you"

[little marten]

She’s jealous I got the last liberator gold

[unkempt iron]

My brother, i gave you my ID card. What the fuck more do you need?

[little marten]

Annoyingly, making them pee in bottles really had made Amazon the only postal service worth a damn here

[dire kayak]

find new planet
name it cadia
jobs a good'n

[unkempt iron]

HAHAHAHA

Making work miserable so that they want to get it done ASAP is a good motivator

[little marten]

Fuck I got Balthazar gold

[unkempt iron]

You know, i almost want to take pity on mailmen, then i remmeber how fucking bitchy they are

[unkempt iron]

It is a very nice bronze too

If you coat it w nuln oil

[dire kayak]

i like to use balthazar gold for meltas

"local goober sues balthazar gold to purchase melta rifles"

[jaunty path]

Necron maxxer? very good

[dire kayak]

i HATE necrons

[jaunty path]

I condone the actions of the necrons

[unkempt iron]

I wanted to get a Knight so i could paint it dark mint green and balthasar gold

[dire kayak]

metal skellymen all cheat,,,,

[little marten]

I don’t have a nuln oil yet

[jaunty path]

hard to paint?

[little marten]

It seems to be out of stock everywhere

[unkempt iron]

Bronze and Dark green, my beloved combo

[little marten]

I just have agrax

[dire kayak]

not at all

i haven't bought a single necron

[delicate vapor]

i LOVE necrons

[dire kayak]

they aren't my style personally

[somber scroll]

necrons are more boring to paint than anything

spam leadbelcher

repeat one morbillion times

[jaunty path]

ok but they shoot laser and thing dies

very good no?

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-necron-disintegration-gif-3978002460787846575

[dire kayak]

leadbelcher + sybarite green

[little marten]

Ok what should I paint today

[jaunty path]

Necrons

[unkempt iron]

Literally an undercoat of Leadbelcher spray is enough

[somber scroll]

warpstone glow 👴🏻

[unkempt iron]

Dunk it in Nuln Oil

[little marten]

A battle sister
A glade guard
A glade rider
A dryad
A Cadian shock trooper

[unkempt iron]

And gucci

[dire kayak]

[unkempt iron]

Sister

[somber scroll]

literally, spray leadbelcher and spam nuln oil as james workshop officially intended it

[dire kayak]

sister

[delicate vapor]

hmm

[unkempt iron]

I felt frisky, and painted the carapace w Bold Titanium from Valleho

[dire kayak]

only necron i could see myself painting is a c'tan shard since they're actually interesting

[somber scroll]

my necrons are sooo smooth thanks to oil wash, they actually feel nice to touch

[dire kayak]

i loved painting my exaction squad

[unkempt iron]

My bad

[dire kayak]

i can't wait to get the knight destrier

[unkempt iron]

I wanted to say Bright Aliminium

[somber scroll]

horus heresy thallaxii are horrible to paint

they just take very long because they have a lot of grooves

[unkempt iron]

And i painted their shoulders in caliban green

[somber scroll]

the longest process in painting my crons is shoulderpads

[unkempt iron]

For that classic 3rd ed looks

[somber scroll]

one has edge lighting and the other has hazard stripes

[somber stream]

🫘

[unkempt iron]

I just went with the good'ol Sautekh

If it aint broke, dont fix it

Simple as

[timber elk]

:0 are those jelly beans- oh wait

crashes through the celling next to licht are those jelly beans? :>

[somber stream]

Just Beans

HEINZ

[timber elk]

Awwwee

[somber stream]

Actually i wanted to post cat beans but there isn't any

[twin flower]

Mmm beans

[timber elk]

I just got done watching Apollo 13

[somber stream]

🐈‍⬛
🫴

[jaunty path]

Good movie?

[timber elk]

With tom hanks? Yes very much so.

[jaunty path]

Grabs lamb and spins him around some

[timber elk]

WEEEEEEE smiles as he looks at her now I’m gonna watch a really good Liam neeson movie I heard about

[jaunty path]

Which one

[timber elk]

Schindlers list

Ummm could you please put me down too? Missus?

[jaunty path]

Hmm

No

[twin flower]

watch any good horrors lately

[timber elk]

Oki :>

[jaunty path]

Five fredddyyy no i have not

[timber elk]

Unfortunately no. Last time I had anything to do with horror was RE9

[jaunty path]

I heard of uh

It follows?

[somber stream]

A baby porcupine is called a porcupettte

[timber elk]

Actually wait

[twin flower]

Already watched that one actually

[timber elk]

I did recently seen the substance

Really uncomfortable body horror movie

[twin flower]

i'll take a looksy

[timber elk]

My favorite scene had to be where the agent and the actress was at a restaurant. The agent came back from the bathroom without washing his hands. He than started eating prawns with the same nasty hands and it keeps getting close up shots of him.

Like it gets extremely uncomfortable

[twin flower]

nasty

[timber elk]

Like there are close up shots of him eating prawns while dipping them in dipping sauce

And once he puts it in his mouth. The audio deepens and gets a sickening CRUNCH

[twin flower]

does he chew with his mouth open too and make noises

oh lmao

[timber elk]

OPEN

HE EATS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN

Actually

Wait no he doesn’t

But he does talk with his mouth full of prawn

[wet swift]

best melee for critical?

[timber elk]

On?

[wet swift]

critical chance

[timber elk]

No

What class

[wet swift]

zealot

[timber elk]

Best melee for crits would have to be the combat blade

[wet swift]

isn't this just for bleed?

[delicate vapor]

nose

[twin flower]

they got a backstab bonus for that juicy dmg

and crits

youd need shroudfield for it tho iirc

[wet swift]

who the hell even does backstabs? i just want to swing and kill

[delicate vapor]

gotta remind myself to NOT eat food while watching a dinosaur movie

[twin flower]

knife zealot is a thing tho

[wet swift]

backst- 😴

[potent sage]

backstabs are actually pique

[wet swift]

too bothersome to do

[delicate vapor]

backsh-

[potent sage]

insta-kill daemonhosts in one stab

🔥

[twin flower]

you already hack and slash most of the time already even with the knife

[grand sinew]

backshots

[potent sage]

requires DISCIPLINE, son......

[jaunty path]

Is knife still weak to you

[jaunty path]

No just run ahead you dweeb

[potent sage]

nooooo

[jaunty path]

No discipline. Dodge disablers

[wintry steeple]

i see, the substance was all over his hands

[jaunty path]

Easy

Make your team suffer

They deserve it

[timber elk]

I run knife all the time

[wintry steeple]

me when i am consuming prawns contaminated with substance

[timber elk]

I prefer the knife over the dueling sword

[wet swift]

combat blade only does critical on dodge, not on backstab? also isn't it very small? bro i want to play darktide not england pvp builds wtf

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

swear ive seen this somewhere before

[visual vortex]

Because i use it as a repositioning weapon when using lasgun

[jaunty path]

Pulls off your skin

[visual vortex]

I also dont like it because the one on boots is an entirely different knife mark you cant get in game

[twin flower]

you'd make a fine nightlord

peeling peoples skin

[delicate vapor]

wears skin as a trophy

[timber elk]

I wish we had a huge Bowie knife

[visual vortex]

Nightlords lowk kinda bore me

[visual vortex]

I have a big bowie knife

[timber elk]

There’s a Khrone nightlord follower called the death of saints

He was like

STOPID good in melee

[wet swift]

btw isn't the imperium the perfect communism example? like the state owns everything even you and all that

[visual vortex]

As khorne followers are

I cant believe they gave them fucking suppression in the tabletop game

[twin flower]

Huh

[timber elk]

No.

It’s a imperium

[potent sage]

no

lol

[twin flower]

wait, so he's still a nightlord?

[timber elk]

Yes. But he’s a follower of Khrone

[twin flower]

Interesstinng..

[visual vortex]

Average khorne win

[twin flower]

Tell me more

[marsh iris]

if hack and slash why is thunderhammer

thonk and bonk

[delicate vapor]

donk

[marsh iris]

dong

[twin flower]

Is he a named sponk marine

[timber elk]

So the death of saints has like a huge fucking hate murder boner for sisters of battle when the SoBs took his sister when they were younger

[jaunty path]

When is my adderall coming in

[timber elk]

Years later. He became a nightlord and she became a living saint

[marsh iris]

captain dong

[potent sage]

"perfect" communism (by marx's definition) is a stateless, and distinctionly classless society where every worker pitches in on decision making and the means of producing commodities ("dictatorship" of the proletariat)

[wintry steeple]

recall that one of the 'condemned to hard labor until death prisoner' origins for this game is that you didnt jump out of the way of a wealthy noble or something fast enough

[potent sage]

@wet swift the imperium is the exact opposite of this

[twin flower]

Imagine being called the Death of Saints and your name is.. ** Dong **

[potent sage]

in fact the imperium is the anti-contradictatory antithesis of it

[timber elk]

The two eventually fought. He desperately tried to convince her they can simply run away and leave the galaxy. But she was too close with the SoB so he killed her.

[jaunty path]

I wish we had fem marines because we would have female night lords and girls who kill people are hot ~w~

[potent sage]

night poops

get it cus the night lords suck

[jaunty path]

Stealth shits

[potent sage]

(idk what the night lords even do)

[jaunty path]

Slaughter civilians for fun

[wet swift]

yeah aren't night lords just cringe murder hobos ?

[potent sage]

ah

[little violet]

Flay your skin and wear them

[potent sage]

so they do suck

[jaunty path]

Thats why theyre the good guys

[twin flower]

imagine boogey men in power armor

[timber elk]

The SoBs took her body and he had to retreat. So for many years any time a saint shows up. He’s always there and kills the saint

[jaunty path]

What no

Marines kill civilians too

[twin flower]

Badass

Sad about the sister tho

[potent sage]

EVERYBODY kills civilians okay

[wet swift]

also they aren't even the best at this since nekrons are better at flaying skin and wearing it

[timber elk]

He eventually than wages a bloody war against the SoBs to bring her body back.

[jaunty path]

Night lords do it for the love of the game

[potent sage]

just cus the loyalists do it doesnt mean the traitors should do it too

american exceptionalist ahh

[molten matrix]

the marines malevolant are competetitive fraggers

[timber elk]

He eventually somewhat does but he dies in the end WITH ONE OF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA OF THE SISTERS OF BATTLE

[jaunty path]

Loyalists do it = bad
Traitors do it = good

[timber elk]

BUT

[little violet]

Yeb but they do it better

[potent sage]

who does it better

[timber elk]

the thing is they always say the death of saints somehow comes back in the end

[wet swift]

aren't like 90% where loyalist kill civilians 100% justified?

[twin flower]

Nigthlords or Iron Warriors prolly

[potent sage]

what??

[molten matrix]

night lords just kill civilians

[little violet]

Traitors killing civis

[jaunty path]

Night lords cuz they skin men women and children alive

[molten matrix]

every time theyre overwhelmed they run away

[potent sage]

no?

i dont think theres a single case in warhammer where the slaughter of civilians is justified

heresy or not

[little violet]

Heck they'd do it to babies

[timber elk]

But yeah. The death of saints is like an extremely scary dude to face in melee. He had a power claw in one hand and a chain axe in the air @twin flower

[visual vortex]

Yes

And becausd it looks cool

[trail bramble]

including or not including genestealers

[visual vortex]

And it's funny

[south valve]

What if they’re chaos corrupted?

[marsh iris]

St. Dong ?!

[potent sage]

there are genesteelers and chaos corrupted civilians EVERYWHERE

[visual vortex]

Yeah

So we should kill everyone

[timber elk]

To give you an idea. He’s like a death company blood angels but on super ultra chaos steroids and retained his intelligence and sanity @twin flower

[potent sage]

the imperium is a SHITHOLE, if you shoot a HERETIC civilian, your also going to hit a "NORMAL" civilian

[twin flower]

I wonder if he has a bit of that khorne red on him too

[visual vortex]

Hey abby

Guess what

[wet swift]

be me
worship chaos gods
get killed
mfw

[trail bramble]

Yeah they're still omnicidal

[visual vortex]

Skaven civilization js worse

[twin flower]

lmao, does he also have the butchers nails

[potent sage]

u gotta take it up with the rat dude

[south valve]

We need to kill ALL civilians

[visual vortex]

Is abby reads about skaven society she'll actually have a meltdown and compare it to 50 different political ideologies

[wintry steeple]

its the only way to be sure

[potent sage]

i have never done ts before

[timber elk]

No. He was just really really really good in melee. He had a jump pack and he would constantly dive in and out against his opponent.

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[south valve]

LA Noire doubt meme

[timber elk]

Like not like the usual hit and run tactics of the nightlord but legit would use his jumpack to his advantage

[potent sage]

yeah u would doubt that cus ur evil

[timber elk]

He was extremely fast to say the least

[twin flower]

I thought Nightlords just didnt fuck around with chaos gods so its interesting hearing one about that follows Khorne

[wintry steeple]

truly skaven society is the platonic ideal of a communist utopia

or something

[twin flower]

and have beef with the SoBs no less

[visual vortex]

Khorne is just good like that

[twin flower]

Huh

[potent sage]

possible trvth nvke?

[visual vortex]

Man blessed orks

[twin flower]

Gives me an idea for a homebrew...

[timber elk]

Nah. The death of saints is a special case

[marsh iris]

Sister of Beef

[trail bramble]

literally everything in skaven society is privately owned???

[timber elk]

I mean for good reasons too

All he wanted was to protect his sister and the two to stay together

But when the sisters came they only took the women. Not the men.

[visual vortex]

Lame

[wintry steeple]

everyrat can kill anyrat else and take their stuff and status
true equality

[visual vortex]

Let the guy kill people and look cool doing it

[potent sage]

if i actually gave a FUCK about age of sigmar i would make a comparison based on dumb shit like dialectics n historicalities

[visual vortex]

No

You would say something like

"This is witerally capitalism run by chuds"

[potent sage]

thats just like

[visual vortex]

Or something

[timber elk]

@twin flower I learned about the death of saints through a warhammer YouTuber

[potent sage]

20th century warlordism

straight up warlord china

[timber elk]

And I was really interested

[potent sage]

epic!!

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Because nightlords are lame on their own

[twin flower]

wats his name

[dire kayak]

aagghhh i cant paint stuff while my sister is here but i stripped the paint off of farsight

and i really wanna do him

[wintry steeple]

so i was right!

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[potent sage]

i dont like yellow and black safety stripes

thats DUMB

[amber delta]

[trail bramble]

That's Social Darwinism

[dire kayak]

NOT LIKE THAT

[twin flower]

[trail bramble]

not communism lmao

[amber delta]

[timber elk]

smashes forehead into keyboard looking up the name Mr bones 40k

[wintry steeple]

good name

[visual vortex]

It's me

Im that guy

[potent sage]

this would be Social Darwinism if it werent for the fact that the skavens are all the save species

[timber elk]

Hmmmmmm I don’t believe that

[feral vessel]

HI LAMBY!!

HI MISSUS

[visual vortex]

What do you mean?

[feral vessel]

Omg my favourite people are here now.

[timber elk]

I don’t believe your a warhammer YouTube

[twin flower]

Wow favouritism

[potent sage]

its basically just primitive accumulation atp

[marsh iris]

yeah

[visual vortex]

I am youtube

[trail bramble]

You don't have to be different species to be a Social Darwinist society...

[timber elk]

:0 holy moly

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Writing my nightlord oc. Jessica Nightlord, a girl discovering herself through mutilation of the innocent :3

[dire kayak]

lamb

[visual vortex]

My boss keeps on plugging ai slop into my kidneys

[jaunty path]

I hate you

[timber elk]

Hmmmm?

[marsh iris]

weather making me all sticky

[visual vortex]

😴

Haha sticky

[feral vessel]

...

[dire kayak]

[potent sage]

this is true actually

[feral vessel]

youre getting vined in dms

[potent sage]

😭

[timber elk]

@twin flower but yeah the death of saints was a enjoyable listen to

[jaunty path]

Loser

Looooossserrr

[feral vessel]

STOP THAT MAKES ME

TESTY

[potent sage]

college textbooks on european history be fuckin me up

[wintry steeple]

they say to write what you know

[timber elk]

Also @twin flower I left the trench crusade server

[twin flower]

Another one on the list

[visual vortex]

Now why's that?

[twin flower]

Reasonable, I just go there to read the pdfs lmao

[potent sage]

millions... must... fury of the faithful

billions even...

[dire kayak]

[twin flower]

-# furry of the faithful

[jaunty path]

Fart of the faithful

[potent sage]

STOP IT!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

Because its literally impossible for humans to charge like that

[timber elk]

Eh I mostly get ignored trying to ask about the lore only to be met with how horrible the company is. How it’s anti-Christianity. Pro-Muslim blah blah blah.

[twin flower]

tf?

[feral vessel]

me..

[twin flower]

you

[jaunty path]

So obviously the zealot farts to perpel themselves forward in such a matter

[visual vortex]

Yeah see i stopped supporting them when they had shitty stcs and didnt refund their first backers

[feral vessel]

missus stop

[twin flower]

Honestly same lmao

[jaunty path]

Its scientifically proven that farting makes you run faster

[timber elk]

I’m surprised you haven’t left yet either.

[jaunty path]

Its literally rocket science

[dire kayak]

absoltuely not

i eat furries

[twin flower]

Uhh, well I'm rarely on there nowadays, maybe I should 🤔

[potent sage]

why are they in the server in the first place

[jaunty path]

Shutup salad

[feral vessel]

not anymore idiot

living in the past

[potent sage]

tbf some of yall mfs dont stop complaining about inconsequential shit in darktide and yall still here 👀

[timber elk]

I don’t know Abby. Because people are stupid

[visual vortex]

We're chuds

[jaunty path]

I want only problems

[feral vessel]

good welcome is it not

[jaunty path]

I bite people for fun

[timber elk]

I’m just a goofy lamb

[dire kayak]

im just a goober

[autumn bear]

i like force greatsword

[jaunty path]

Good weapon

[timber elk]

What that gal or guy said

[potent sage]

they just MAD that the iron caliphates have goated fits on

[autumn bear]

u know what i love most about force greatsword

[potent sage]

or is it the iron sultinates

idk

[jaunty path]

Heavy attacks?

[autumn bear]

bulwarks weep at night thinking about how you can instantly open any bulwark at will