general-chat

[somber stream]

You could say she blew my fuse

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[marsh iris]

trapper face reveal when

[gloomy tartan]

Would a mecha kong be easier to build than a mecha Godzilla ?

Realistically

Like if all of earths resources were pooled

[somber stream]

Big giant monkey that can punch

Vs

Nuclear lizard

[small oracle]

@sjw

[gloomy tartan]

But mecha Licht

We’re making a mecha version

[little violet]

we barely have a robot that could walk

[somber stream]

Mecha Nuclear lizard

[gloomy tartan]

ITS A GLOBAL PROJECT OKAY

Let US cook

US as in all of us

Not the United States

Thoufh we can probaly make a nuke laser

[somber stream]

Yeah that would be realistic if the world is full of white male with disposable income

[little violet]

Oml 🤣

[somber stream]

Either that or they build 3 gorrillion aircraft and nuke each other

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I don’t think it would be fast

Maybie like our great great great great great great great great grandchildren will see it

[gloomy tartan]

Did you say gorillon ?

[somber stream]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Must of been the wind

[dire kayak]

if you pass out from hunger

can i eat you?

[gloomy tartan]

Yo you see that Boston dynamics dog welding a missile launcher?

Idk if it was real

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll pass out when I die, no rest until then

[little violet]

Bear Grylls would approve

[gloomy tartan]

That dude drinks his piss

His approval is a mixed bag

[little violet]

Well he did do survival shows

Rewatched the one with Shaq on it and ate a deer fetus

Funny af

[gloomy tartan]

Rhey what

What

A fetus ?

I don’t believe you lmao

Shaq ate a deer fetus?

[little violet]

Funnier if you watched it

Shaq's reaction had me

[marsh iris]

hot and spicy deer fetus?

[small oracle]

элитный ратник

[marsh iris]

привет

[nocturne bloom]

erm, english only in the discord server please

clearly in violation of the second rule

[marsh iris]

nyet!

[nocturne bloom]

im afraid ill have to contact the server admins then

we cant have rule breakers

[little violet]

It's him administratum

[dire kayak]

oh nooo

lost me other lucky rock

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[marsh iris]

oh damn its grock

[delicate vapor]

super idol green pepper chili bacon

[potent sage]

have there been any recent darktide leaks

[little violet]

Is it safe to talk about leaks here?

[green vector]

No you'll get assassinated

[potent sage]

idk ive just been seeing stuff on the reddit

[rain idol]

first mistake you’re listening to Reddit

[potent sage]

most of the posts are pretty consistent with videos n stuff

[obtuse oak]

yea

[delicate vapor]

[obtuse oak]

besides they aren't really leaks. there are codenames and text strings that fatshark leaves in the game files that are then datamined.

[hard gorge]

Lads hit me with your Space Marine chapter lore
or whatever other homebrew stuff you have cooked up

[potent sage]

albeit these are from like three years ago

[obtuse oak]

if fatshark didn't want people talking about them, they shouldn't leave them in the game files. simple as that.

[potent sage]

mainly varients and weapons that we havent got yet

[green vector]

[hard gorge]

psyker fists when

[little violet]

Well they found Transonic weapons

[obtuse oak]

i think vt2 had a history of actual leaks from playtesters and stuff but darktide development has been much more succesfully blackboxed as far as i know

[potent sage]

melta-gun and what looks like a longlas are among some of them

[obtuse oak]

oh yeah those are ancient.

[green vector]

[potent sage]

oooh

are we ever gonna get them

[obtuse oak]

nobody knows

[little violet]

Been waiting for a type of sniper for ages lmao

[somber stream]

There's also a hellgun

Skiitari might be the sniper class you seek

[delicate vapor]

give lmg

las lmg

[potent sage]

i thought veteran was the sniper class

[potent sage]

is there??

i've only see the melta and the longlas

[hard gorge]

I would actually ascend if Skitarii were released

[obtuse oak]

one of the veteran personalities has "I hate snipers" as a voiceline

so not really

they're marksmen

[somber stream]

Yeah the heretic's Moebian 6th

[hard gorge]

but im hoping its not just a ranger, it would be cool to have a vanguard/ranger/marshal tree

[somber stream]

Gunner is using the hellgun, the model is. Right. There

[hard gorge]

front line/sniper/support respectively

[potent sage]

talking about datamined stuff 4 players

not enemy weapons

[hard gorge]

give me my jezzails and arquebus, my rad weapons, my omnissian melees

[somber stream]

Hopium administered

[potent sage]

why does everybody think its admech

[green vector]

arquebussy

[somber stream]

Think it's pretty certain at this point that it's going to be admech

[potent sage]

the little class list has adamant, broker, and cryptic on it

[delicate vapor]

and jimmy

[nocturne bloom]

It should be a hairy ratling woman class

[somber stream]

Transonic blade was leaked

In the file names, promptly removed after discovery

[potent sage]

wuhs dat

[somber stream]

Admech exclusive melee weapon

[potent sage]

i see

[somber stream]

And that shit wasn't on the leaked weapon icons

So here's hoping for that Hellgun

[potent sage]

true

i dont see why the adeptus mechanicus goons would use regular human-reject weaponry like autoguns or laspistols

i thought the admech had their own exclusive weapon types

so would they have a whole new set list of weapons like the ogryn?

[hard gorge]

twinkarii

[hard gorge]

i would hope so, yes

transonic blades and phosphor weaponry and plasma and rad weaponry...

jezzails and arquebus

omnissian axe

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[hard gorge]

im a big fan of the admech

OH man if we got those Pteraxxi weapons? that would be kickass

or deploying servo skull swarms

scrambler grenades

a tech-adept can dream...

[green vector]

just like the halberd from vt2

[potent sage]

why would the "Forges of Mars" suddenly change up their minds on lending Hadron some auxiliary

[delicate vapor]

10 minute FUCKING WAIT ON THIS ARC MAP

[somber stream]

Moebian steel

[delicate vapor]

im just gonna go watch this movie with my siter then

[somber stream]

About 3 times stronger than regular steel

Invaluable asset to the war effort

[hard gorge]

why? gorilla glue

[somber stream]

Real

[feral vessel]

actually they used solidified hadron sweat

[hard gorge]

thats just oil

[hard gorge]

could be any nearby forge world. Or maybe the rogue trader has some skitarii serving on her ship and she's contributed them

could also be an explorator who was contacted

"THERE'S AN STC IN THE WASTES? HERE'S MY SKITARII, GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO"

[feral vessel]

STCs at a cheap price?

[potent sage]

well hadron petitioned the forges of mars for skiitari and they said "no bueno"

[potent sage]

i see...

if shipmistress brahms had skiitari, she probably already wouldve lended them over

[elder merlin]

Cause Fatshark wills it

Though its probably just some sorta techpriest

I would laugh if it wasnt Admech related at all though

[hard gorge]

"I have taken the fallen inquisitor troops and repurposed them. Enjoy our makeshift skitarii, rejects."

[potent sage]

i think the acquisiton of moebian steel is very plauasble, Mars being like "hmmmmmm... maybe atoma IS worth it after all. . ."

and then they do another review of hadron's request and give the skiitari the a-okay

[hard gorge]

it would open up new mission types too

[potent sage]

yeah no lol its DEFINETELY going to be skiitari 😭

[somber stream]

There are a few element linked to different factions on Atoma. Moebian steel/ factory to admech, the hive itself to Arbites, and there is a Shrine World in the system

[hard gorge]

inb4 the new class is a space marine and its 50 bucks DLC

ultramarine default skin, buy different skins for 20 bucks (just like GW selling upgrade kits for your marines, a 10 pack of shoulder pads for 30 bucks)

I would riot

[rain idol]

“Say tinead? Why is it that you use all of the same guns we do? Shouldn’t you tech lads have better gear?”

“Return Query: why_ask_such_a_Reprehensibly_foolish_question? Are_you_mentally_deficient?”

“…….You could have just said you don’t want to answer”

[somber stream]

Tech Priest are more valuable than Skiitaries

Imagine sending your Engineers to the front instead of sappers

[elder merlin]

Rolling Steel equivalent when?

[hard gorge]

depends on the tech priest specialization

lexmechanics and enginseers? cogs in the machine

[tacit geode]

It's admech... somethin

[potent sage]

i dont actually know a lot about admech or the skiitari

[hard gorge]

Magos? now THATS pretty high up

[potent sage]

what combat role would they serve

[hard gorge]

it all depends on the quest for knowledge

[somber stream]

Ship full of Magos?

[hard gorge]

Magos are the PhDs of admech society

[elder merlin]

Ad.... what we addin to the mechs?

[hard gorge]

Tech priests are grads and undergrads

skitarii are interns and students

servitors? not human

[potent sage]

arent enginseers frontline troops

[somber stream]

Yeah but i don't think they'd send Magos to the front line like that lol

[hard gorge]

tech thrall? easily replaceable

[potent sage]

why doesnt kayex fight with us

[hard gorge]

unless its a Magos Dominus, but those guys are decked to the gills in dakka

[elder merlin]

Do you know body?

[rain idol]

If something like that ever would happen then quite frankly the world would already be doomed

[somber stream]

Kayex is an old Engineer

[potent sage]

he's supposedly bigger than an ogryn

he would stomp heretics so hard

[hard gorge]

not really, theyre repair oriented priests first and foremost

they fix things

could be during or after a fight

but they mostly fix

[somber stream]

Skiitareeeeeeeeeeee

[hard gorge]

think bob the builder with a Deagle

[elder merlin]

[hard gorge]

versus a Magos Dominus, which would be a 10 foot angry grandpa with a 50. cal in each of his 14 cybernetic hands

[dire kayak]

oouugghhhhh

[potent sage]

i see

[green vector]

cease

[hard gorge]

Bratty goober... need punishment 💢 💢

[potent sage]

okay dude

[hard gorge]

oh wait none of you get the reference

welp

[feral vessel]

hi goob

[feral vessel]

i only get the reference because i know what bratting is

[potent sage]

so what combat roles would the new admech class fulfill

[feral vessel]

i think

[hard gorge]

the stupid "Need Correction" one LMAO

sorry @dire kayak

[twin flower]

I hope

[potent sage]

we have a long-range class, melee DPS class, ranged DPS class, and a tank class

[twin flower]

Something combat support oriented

so theyre not helpless helpless

[hard gorge]

Depends on what skitarii they'd be

[potent sage]

i dont know what arbites or hive scum are

[hard gorge]

could be support, but not buffing teammates but by interuppting enemies

[potent sage]

arbites does that

[hard gorge]

much of the admech weaponry that isnt just "I shoot you and you explode" is very oriented towards battlefield control

[potent sage]

they interrupt and control crowds via staggering debuffs

[hard gorge]

hmmm

[elder merlin]

Dying whale?

[hard gorge]

dedicated headhunter class?

[patent grove]

Nah, the 7th class should be a baneblade tank

[hard gorge]

summoner class

a la servo skulls

[potent sage]

like dedicated anti-elite/specialist? is that what you mean by headhunter?

[hard gorge]

and CATs

[feral vessel]

moby dick

[somber stream]

Skiitari ranger has access to Arc Rifle

Basically a AoE zap gun

[feral vessel]

good morning breasties btw

[hard gorge]

dedicated anti-armor class

[obtuse oak]

Every class is three classes

[hard gorge]

*boob morning breasties

[feral vessel]

failing at my deranged trans lingo

[hard gorge]

quick, post bla haj

[twin flower]

I saw someome mention those Rustalkers for the admech class in theory-crafting

They seemed really cool

[mystic fossil]

dont feel like it sometimes

[obtuse oak]

Veteran is ranged DPS, support, hybrid utility. Zealot is melee DPS, support, mobility + burst. Psyker is ranged DPS, control, support, melee DPS. Ogryn is melee DPS, support, ranged DPS. It depends on which builds they run

[hard gorge]

ruststalkers would kick so much ass. Assassin class? hmmm

[twin flower]

Basically brought back terminally wounded skitarii soldiers and was saved thru surgery

[hard gorge]

theyre squishy though

[twin flower]

And theyre known as Shivs by the Militarum

[hard gorge]

same with their shooty counterparts

[twin flower]

yeah they built diff

[hard gorge]

they would play as knife zealot on even more steroids

[feral vessel]

i have a blahaj actually

[hard gorge]

Sicarians would be cool. Ruststalkers and Infiltrators

[green vector]

the fuck is blahaj

[mystic fossil]

we are NOT getting rust stalkers, these mfs almost took out fucking tyberos

[obtuse oak]

Hive scum same thing. Ranged DPS, melee DPS, support. Arbites too. Range dps, melee frontliner, or support. It goes on lol

[twin flower]

I just know someone shared a snippet that they were known for using Transonic Weapons as well

[hard gorge]

Infiltrators emit a sort of white noise from their helmets (they have 360 vision) that causes everyone that isnt admech to lose their senses

blinded, deafened, etc

Their pistols suck ass but taser goads are cool

Honestly i feel like if we got skitarii we'd go Ranger/Vanguard/Hastarii

[mystic fossil]

will scum ever do on sale.... i must acquire

[hard gorge]

Unless we somehow get blessed with the only flying class and get pteraxii

even if its like, a boost jump or something

[potent sage]

true. . .

[twin flower]

Hastariis huh

they look kinda decked out

[mystic fossil]

not happening, your telling me you just skip dealing with certain enemies??

[hard gorge]

big ol' "fuck you" guns

[green vector]

oh ye a flying class defo wouldnt make the already crumbling spaghetti code disintegrate

[hard gorge]

im imagining it like, you target an enemy, then leap into the air and crash onto them

can use it to target far away snipers or something

[mystic fossil]

also the game was not meant to be played on the y-axis hence why jumps are kinda shit

[mystic fossil]

sm2?

[potent sage]

what if you could jump like the uhhhhhhh

[elder merlin]

And you call yourself an ally

[hard gorge]

leave it to the admech to break game code IRL

[green vector]

what

[potent sage]

the skaven gangshankers from vermintide 2

[twin flower]

reminds me of that certain admech unit i forgot the name of, but they were also chonky and was apparently on par with terminators?

[potent sage]

isnt it the same engine

[mystic fossil]

what if grendyl gave me a jetpack and.... i went on a joyride

[elder merlin]

Shakes head disapprovingly

[green vector]

????????

[twin flower]

they cant recreate them anymore apparently but i know theyre somewhere in the lexicanum

[potent sage]

i started playing vermintide 2 recently

[green vector]

am i being trolled rn

[somber stream]

I'm more excited for what's coming after admech lol

[potent sage]

those jumping fvcking rat dudes with the poison claws scared the shit out of me the first time around

[elder merlin]

Tell him, @languid hazel

[elder merlin]

The game is shutting down after admech

[somber stream]

Impossible

[elder merlin]

Rat jumpscare

[hard gorge]

Ratpilled skavenmaxxer

[mystic fossil]

my squattttsssss

my outcast engineer mingunnnnnnnnn

[hard gorge]

me when im skavenslavecel and QT3.14 Warpstone GF walks away with Skavenchad

[somber stream]

⚜️ ⚜️ 2 METERS TALL SORORITAS WITH HEAVY BOLTERS ⚜️ ⚜️

[mystic fossil]

no ones getting a heavy bolt... unless ogryn

[hard gorge]

I want repentia and i want the outfit where it's nothing but purity seals and prayers wrapped around the body like a pseudoreligious mummy with an eviscerator

[marsh iris]

sororita fem ogryn

[mystic fossil]

folk....

[hard gorge]

[somber stream]

Zealot chat is down the hall, to the right

[elder merlin]

Nothing is impossible

[potent sage]

sororitas mfs when you show them the zealot

[hard gorge]

i am a zealot main

[potent sage]

let go of me, you hurtful skavenoid...

you're hurting a sensitive young kerilliancel like me

[hard gorge]

adding -oid to the end of any word makes for such a great insult

[marsh iris]

fem ogryns in sororita armor would be something to see

[hard gorge]

WHAT ARE YOUR CRANIAL MEASUREMENTS, ELFOID? I MUST STUDY YOU FOR SCIENCE

[mystic fossil]

WEEEEE

[hard gorge]

Saltzpyrepilled

[potent sage]

i only play DLC classes 😈

[mystic fossil]

bum

[hard gorge]

look at Ms. Moneybags over here

Monopoly Man class when

[potent sage]

im actually the opposite of ms. moneybags

[hard gorge]

"DO NOT PASS GO!" all enemies freeze

[mystic fossil]

me watching the hive scum run in to die twice as fast

[potent sage]

i main zealot and i hate all arbitrator mains

[hard gorge]

Mr. emptybankaccount

[potent sage]

trve. . .

[hard gorge]

[green vector]

[potent sage]

total heretiKKK death

[mystic fossil]

i hate scum mains A: i dont have it B: 70% are genuine bums

[green vector]

brokoid

[twin flower]

at least they play the part

[potent sage]

🤖 TRANSLATING 🤖
"i'm a hypergamous MOID who hates fun"

[hard gorge]

hive scum either crush enemies like theyre paper or they fold like your mother after 2 drinks

[twin flower]

[mystic fossil]

bro im haveing to save these guys after they run into a horde of crushers and immediately take a overhead

[twin flower]

i have yet to meet someone whos that bad with drinks

[hard gorge]

I unironically got called a moid once and i had so many conflicting emotions

[mystic fossil]

im breaking down rn

[green vector]

idek what it is but it sounds funny

[hard gorge]

i got to the point where i was rage baiting femcels and had to sit and think about my life

[mystic fossil]

can we ban abby guys

[potent sage]

😭

[hard gorge]

like foid but for men

[green vector]

ye idk what that is either

i go outside

[hard gorge]

incel term for women
femcel term for men

[mystic fossil]

like the n word for females or smth

[green vector]

[potent sage]

moid = masculoid

[hard gorge]

stuff you never actually hear said out loud unless theyre like, drafting a manifesto

[potent sage]

femcel term for M*LE

[marsh iris]

God-emperor grant me gyaaaat

[hard gorge]

M*LE would go so hard as an music artist persona tbh

[potent sage]

totally different thing

[green vector]

grant me the blicky to gun this chat down

[hard gorge]

very bbno$core

[potent sage]

thats how i know ur a larper. . .

[mystic fossil]

wait you guys know clavicular right?

[hard gorge]

😔

[potent sage]

yeah what about him

[hard gorge]

LMAO wasnt he arrested

he also livestreamed himself shooting alligators or something once too after getting drunk

i think this time he got arrested for violence or something

[mystic fossil]

have you guys sat thru more then 10 seconds of him talking about looksmaxing? like this fucker says the stupidest shit with a straight face

[potent sage]

i remember that livestream where he started convulsing

[hard gorge]

he goes to ASU and i almost went there for uni

[potent sage]

after getting choked out

[hard gorge]

there is an alternate universe where i could have met Clavicular IRL

[mystic fossil]

i thought he doesnt go at all??

[hard gorge]

i thought he was part of a frat on ASU, no?

he is the endpoint for all hypermasculine insecure frat bros

[mystic fossil]

no hes just got frame mogged

idk actually

[potent sage]

why does ASU have such a big reputation for cheating partners

[mystic fossil]

im employed

[green vector]

im too old for this conversation

[hard gorge]

ASU is THE party school of the west coast

[green vector]

👴

[potent sage]

"west coast"

[hard gorge]

its all rich kids who kinda got good grades and want to go out of state

[mystic fossil]

NO.1 in stds my sigma

[potent sage]

that would be the great UW

[marsh iris]

fellow ✊ 👴

[hard gorge]

versus UCs, where its all 4.0GPA asian kids

[potent sage]

that is also UW

[mystic fossil]

western?

[hard gorge]

i dunno man, i go to a calstate and i hate it

[potent sage]

university of washington

u-dub

or UW

[mystic fossil]

oh

[dire kayak]

oh to be a crab

[potent sage]

its, heh... pretty big league yk

[mystic fossil]

evolutions final destination

[hard gorge]

only thing i can joke about with my uni is that kirk showed up a few months before getting kirked

[wise depot]

ASU lookin ahh

[potent sage]

awesome dude

[twin flower]

bruh

[cosmic lynx]

carcinisation my dream

[wise depot]

He showed up to my Uni about almost 2 years ago (university of Washington)

[hard gorge]

snibbety snab

[potent sage]

YOU go to UW?

[wise depot]

Fellow 2024 alumni

[potent sage]

The Big U-Dub??

[wise depot]

🤧

Yeeee

[potent sage]

peak

[wise depot]

You?!

I majored in Gen biology there

I miss Seattle

[potent sage]

no i do not

i go to a community college

[wise depot]

all good

[potent sage]

i dont have the credits or the money for a fancy one like U-Dub

[hard gorge]

I really dunno what he was expecting, man showed up to a 80% hispanic campus and started a MAGA chant then tried debating people for an hour

I saw people dressed in full antifa gear and people in red hats and boogaloo shirts and thought "damn, i really am surrounded by virgins"

[wise depot]

God damn I am drunk as shit right now

[wise depot]

I was going to say UW isn’t 80% Hispanic but then you mentioned ASU

[hard gorge]

i think i saw like 3 furries holding up a protest sign too

[potent sage]

boogaloo boys in the big '24?? 😭

[hard gorge]

oh no i meant MY uni lmao

[wise depot]

cc credits is good before uni

[hard gorge]

sorry

[wise depot]

ahahahahahaha ur good

[hard gorge]

YEAH i was thinking that too

like theres a huge chance those are feds

[potent sage]

i thought those mfs went extinct after michigan when they realize kidnapping a mayor isnt actually how you start a race war

[wise depot]

When he showed up to my uni, it was a shitshow

who would’ve thought

[delicate vapor]

[wise depot]

because that was the day when the campus became a bit violent

[potent sage]

west coast antifa members are def feds

[wise depot]

due to him coming

[wise depot]

am I a fed

[hard gorge]

"hello fellow white, can you tell me what 1488 stands for? is it a code as to gain access to the secret firearm stash?"

[mystic fossil]

yuh

[wise depot]

bruh

[potent sage]

LOL

😭

[wise depot]

I’m 7 tequila shots down

Should I drink one more

[hard gorge]

no cause godzilla is cool

[mystic fossil]

UW ?? just say you secret service for the white house

[hard gorge]

UW stands for Uberwomen

[potent sage]

"Who Is An-tee-fah?? Is He The Secret Taliban Spy?"

[wise depot]

Nah bro I’m KGB

[mystic fossil]

incorrect you would be 7 vodka shots deep

[wise depot]

Women = based

[hard gorge]

"Oh man you're getting bullied at school? Have you heard of this really cool guy named elliot rodger?"

[wise depot]

Well I did down 10 shots of vodka once last year

[potent sage]

"Hello, fellow anti-fascist... have you heard of the next big independent candidate, DSA?"

[hard gorge]

at this point the only people i can trust online are clinically insane women posting hole on twitter

[wise depot]

ok

time to helldive

[quaint moss]

real

[potent sage]

the only people I can trust online is my neo-kautskyite/spenglerite transbian polycule that i befriended on tumblr seven agos

[dire kayak]

skittles 🤤 🤤

[potent sage]

skittles are nasty af

i like peanut mnms

[hard gorge]

I think this means gay

[feral vessel]

these people like plants

a bit too much

[potent sage]

no it means...... heh, centristically enlightened

[potent sage]

i have a plant

[feral vessel]

hey im a centrist and im bisexual

[potent sage]

its like a fern

i think

[feral vessel]

I mean the different kind of plant.

[potent sage]

you obviously dont know how to be a bisexual

[quaint moss]

reeces pieces were good this easter

[potent sage]

oh yeah i like marijuana

i take medicinal marijuana cus im chronically anxious

[hard gorge]

enlightened centrist

CHOOSE REDMOND OR BLUTARCH, FENCE SITTER. WHICH MANN BROTHER ARE YOU FIGHTING FOR?

[feral vessel]

i like both sides

in either case

[quaint moss]

smoke people, and gain their knowledge

[potent sage]

there are no sides because political sides are superficial and only serve to divide. . . . . . . . .

[dire kayak]

im gonna blow my brains out

[potent sage]

suckin the soul out of the mfs i walk down

[hard gorge]

except my politics, which are 100% correct

[dire kayak]

lictors:

[potent sage]

uhhhh redmond

cus most of the in game cosmetics look better on red than they do blu

[hard gorge]

My politican and religious beliefs change solely on who im trying to fuck at the time
in this, I am the most worldly in relation to the median voter

[mystic fossil]

pls no, you okay??

[potent sage]

n-no! no!!! think of the optics!!

[quaint moss]

"yes waiter! oh waiter?
1 shotgun shell to go please"

[potent sage]

the optics! you alienate the moderate voters!

[mystic fossil]

GOOBER

[hard gorge]

Optics? only thing im looking at is that ASS

[mystic fossil]

GOOBER COME BACK

[potent sage]

👀

[feral vessel]

yes

[hard gorge]

social capitalism is when i get to hang out with my friends and make money, Yippee!

[dire kayak]

i know what you are

[hard gorge]

(i fuck them on camera)

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

is it peak character writing if my plant humanoid creature thing doubles as a biological bong

[dire kayak]

show proof

i mean uh

wild

[hard gorge]

you can find proof if you text my tele/subscribe to my onlyfans/subscribe to my fansly/check out my patreon/cashapp me 10 bucks/ask for my menu

[potent sage]

"the binary system is so inadequate and outdated... if only there was some sort of third gender..."

[feral vessel]

why are you

ok

im going to talk about how humanoid plant alien are actually extremely attractive

[hard gorge]

stellarismaxxing

[potent sage]

genuinely have NEVER heard ANYBODY say "text my tele"

[hard gorge]

its only indian scammers and feds

[cobalt lichen]

I’m not even going to argue against that

[cobalt lichen]

DO NOT REDEEM

[hard gorge]

"kindly text my tele ma'am"

[potent sage]

no thing such as social capitalism

[feral vessel]

human domestication maxxing

actually

uh oh i uttered it

[dire kayak]

I have to kill you now

[feral vessel]

i can send you the exact plant alien im talm abt

by the way

[potent sage]

social capitalism is where. You consolidate all ur labour into collaborationist syndicates in order to eradicate both internal conflict and external conflict in the social order

in other words......... we call this fascism

[visual vortex]

My eyebrow itches

[potent sage]

itches ur eyebrow

[cobalt lichen]

please do.
For research purposes of course

[potent sage]

ur skin falls off and u die

[hard gorge]

mmm... fast-ism? edtwt would love this

[potent sage]

LOL

[feral vessel]

arent you willing

[visual vortex]

Fasting

[potent sage]

am i allowed to mention shedtwt

[hard gorge]

oh no

[potent sage]

sleeper cell activation code

[cobalt lichen]

give plant

[quaint moss]

smooth operator

[quaint moss]

banana bread

[hard gorge]

every once in a while i'll come a cross a new hashtag and go "I wonder what this is?" and it always ends up being something harmful

[potent sage]

you can probably guess what shedtwt is then

[hard gorge]

#beatmyballsblackandbluetwt

[cobalt lichen]

Happens a lot tbh.
I’ve seen some evil shit

[hard gorge]

ooooooooh yeah

[hard gorge]

"hi guuuuys look at my bloodspo gallery"

[potent sage]

'hmm what a totally inocuous tag! i wonder what #1488killingmyselfmegahitlertwt is!'

[hard gorge]

LADY YOU NEED TO CLEAN THOSE WOUNDS AND GO TO A DOCTOR

[visual vortex]

Street hags educating twins with tits?

[potent sage]

||self-harm eating disorder twitter||

[visual vortex]

Oh

[potent sage]

its genuinely abhorrent and mental on there 😭

[visual vortex]

Ofc it's fucking twitter

[hard gorge]

teenage girl simulator!

its fucking terrible

[green vector]

shed is the thing in the garden you put tools in

[cobalt lichen]

I had one of those once

[green vector]

fucking basement dwellers

[potent sage]

i shouldnt joke about that actually

sorry

[quaint moss]

what even is a twitter fr

[hard gorge]

will you let me in to your backdoor?

[potent sage]

its awful tho

[visual vortex]

A twitter

Is a site

With a bird

[hard gorge]

ugh, yeah. Especially given how many of them are like, kids

[visual vortex]

Like a blue bird idk

[potent sage]

yeahhh

[quaint moss]

all i know its the thing that the nazi bought and made it an |x|

[potent sage]

yeah most of them are straight children with no other outlet

[feral vessel]

HELLO OLLPHEIST.

[hard gorge]

porn, porn porn
oh thats a 15 year old posting blood...
ELON MUSK PLAYING RISK OF RAIN
porn...

[visual vortex]

Hi

[feral vessel]

elon musk doing what

get him out of there

[cobalt lichen]

sometimes the porn involves death

[potent sage]

@hitlerfan1488: "its actually surprisingly easy to mod a DS"

[wise depot]

I hate Darktide yall

[hard gorge]

fair

[potent sage]

WHO DOESNT

🔥

[wise depot]

Why do I gotta deal with 100 specialists and elites

[dire kayak]

[potent sage]

when will this fuck ahh greenleaf go away

[visual vortex]

"Hello Elon, it's me, your ex-wife. Please send me half of your income as child support."
-mfers watching Elon musk stream

[potent sage]

I'm new here, say hi!

@potent sage

[hard gorge]

i love when @hitlerxhimmleryaoi gives me cooking advice for venison

[wise depot]

FUCKING 20 RAGERS, 5 BOMBERS, 50 GUNNERS, 10 CRUSHERS, 15 MAULERS, and 10 MUTANTS

[hard gorge]

and its not even him streaming

did you hear about this

[wise depot]

bunch of bullshit waves

[hard gorge]

like he paid off chinese gamers to grind his account and play as him

[visual vortex]

I heard about the one where he didnt know basic game mechanics

[dire kayak]

when i eat it

[hard gorge]

YEAH

[cobalt lichen]

Read that like the ‘55 tacos’ guy

[marsh iris]

no trappers? 😔

[hard gorge]

he also claimed to be one of the best Starcraft players in the world and Joe Rogan took it at face value LMAO

[quaint moss]

ah the undertale

[potent sage]

"how the confederate states of america were actually the FIRST example of maoist socialism, and how we as leftists can learn from it: a megathread (1/8)"

[hard gorge]

"whoaaa dude, like, whoaaa"

[quaint moss]

its already gone

[wise depot]

Yeah probably 5 silent trappers

I hate this game

[potent sage]

REAL THREAD BTW

[wise depot]

absolutely ridiculous

[visual vortex]

Every time rich people try to act like an average person i just get hyped knowing tomatoes will be thrown and they will cry

[hard gorge]

check profile
14 years old but strangely with a MDNI in their bio too

[wise depot]

hmm I hate dealing with enemies on Darktide

[visual vortex]

Every time anyone tries to do anything i throw tomatoes regardless

[marsh iris]

"The Emperor asks only that you hate."

[hard gorge]

darktide would be so much more fun if there were no enemies

[rocky radish]

Shoot them in the face to show your rage

[potent sage]

twitter mfs be like "MINORS WILL BE VAPORIZED AND THEN THROWN INTO MY TORTURE LABRYNTHINE ON SIGHT!"

[wise depot]

Actually it ain’t fun to deal with all the chaos /j

[tacit geode]

55 burgers 55 pies 55 milkshakes

[dire kayak]

kills you

[hard gorge]

"quick, kids! into my DMs for safety!"

[wise depot]

I love sarcasm

[potent sage]

lol

[visual vortex]

I love

[wise depot]

Same with Helldivers 2

Bullshit bot drops

stupid bug breaches

[quaint moss]

ah but hurted

[hard gorge]

bad children are put into the jiggle tube to repent for an hour

[wise depot]

And clown illuminate ships

[hard gorge]

i think you'd like stardew cave enemies

[shy panther]

darktide server try not to mention helldivers 2 for some reason impossible challenge

[dire kayak]

bites you

[visual vortex]

Darktide server people try not to breathe challenge inmoossible

[shy panther]

we're all playing a dogshit game lets let the other dogshit game players have their fun

[quaint moss]

helldivers :3

[visual vortex]

Dude hd2 players arent dogshit

The game is

[potent sage]

hd2 playes ARE dogshit

they have genuinely pacified their own developers out of pure fear

[visual vortex]

Yeah because im not playing

[shy panther]

reading comprehension

[cobalt lichen]

They mean miners because they hate coal miners

[visual vortex]

I dont have that

[hard gorge]

ermmmmm, actually, I only play rankedslop like Marvel Rivals and League and Valorant

[visual vortex]

My frontal lobe was removed

[shy panther]

i like helldivers, especially where there aint a bitch in my ear telling me it sucks 💅

[somber stream]

Their own devs doesn't even know what they were doing

[rocky radish]

Sounds wonderful. Sign me up

[hard gorge]

anyone who ONLY plays rankedslop needs to be sat down and forced to beat an ASCII/text based game

fuck you, egirl. you're now playing Dwarf Fortress

[visual vortex]

Whats left of my brain overheated when i heard they dont even have a balancing team

[shy panther]

i showed one of my ranked only former friends stardew valley and he asked "when do you get guns"

💔

[hard gorge]

you should kill him

[shy panther]

former friends

i ate him

[hard gorge]

good

[visual vortex]

I like that guy

[quaint moss]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[somber stream]

They what

[visual vortex]

He's going places

[shy panther]

yeah my bellah

[nocturne bloom]

Once you get iridium

[visual vortex]

☹️

[shy panther]

"how can you like this? it doesnt even have an ultimate battle pass"

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[quaint moss]

"vault hunter"

[hard gorge]

"can i pay 20 bucks to advance to the mountain?"

[visual vortex]

Stardrew fallass needs that

[visual vortex]

I need my crossover skins and gunskins

[hard gorge]

Star of Dewty: Pelican Valley

[patent grove]

Egirl was eaten by a grue!

[potent sage]

im molding

im sooo moldy

oouoouugh

[visual vortex]

I forgot egirls existed ngl

[potent sage]

im decomposing

[quaint moss]

im alpharius

[hard gorge]

"I saw a dead body recently. I feel alright."

[marsh iris]

conduct corpus callosotomy

[hard gorge]

fellow urist in the midst

[hasty sky]

I am alpharius

[quaint moss]

also waiting to see how state of decay 3 is gonna be

[visual vortex]

I am waiting

For

Dawn of war 4

I think

Idk

[hard gorge]

"Babe im gonna mold, babe, babe where do you want me to mold?"

[nocturne bloom]

I want the new gears of war

[potent sage]

duuuude if my gf caught me molding rn i would be fucked

i fucking love mold sm

[visual vortex]

Resident evil 7

[potent sage]

im genuinely decomposing rn

[quaint moss]

lobster ah sentence

[potent sage]

there are worms and spores crawling up my legs

im so fucking molded up

[nocturne bloom]

Last person I knew that tried to eat a lobster threw it out their kitchen window after one bite

[hard gorge]

who up lichmaxxing rn

[visual vortex]

It's fine

[wise depot]

Factory striders are so stupid

[visual vortex]

Crab is better

[wise depot]

like tf you mean there is one

[dire kayak]

eating candy watermelons

they're so good

[visual vortex]

You get less meat from a crab though compared to a lobster

[hasty sky]

Factory strider haters when I shoot out their miniguns in a few seconds

[quaint moss]

WHYYYYY

[visual vortex]

Factory steider haters when i uninstall the game and forget abojt it

[wise depot]

I had to deal with 10 the other day, that was some Cartoon Network ass type of shit

[simple cliff]

So does Hadron call Chaos 'spiky ones' because she doesn't want to say chaos/cultist/nurgle or because she assumes we're too dumb for anything but a physical description?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Hi lucia

[ripe tangle]

What would you call someone who speaks exclusively in CAPSLOCK?

[hasty sky]

A yeller

[simple cliff]

Yelly one.

[wise depot]

No idea

[visual vortex]

Shouty

[quaint moss]

loud

[simple cliff]

Shouter

[dire kayak]

capper

[nocturne bloom]

I was gonna say something but

[ripe tangle]

I think I like Shouty best

[quaint moss]

cappy

[rocky radish]

Shouty is good

[nocturne bloom]

Yea thats what I was gonna say LMAO

[dire kayak]

lucia

[quaint moss]

mario odyssey ™

[wise depot]

Capybara

[ripe tangle]

yes?

[potent sage]

goddd admech sucks

admech is the worst

i fucking hate admech

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

where did admech touch you

[dire kayak]

im gonna cry now

[ripe tangle]

oooo fumo time!

[wise depot]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-capybara-stare-capy-stare-gif-488997151916356641

[patent grove]

Egirl was eaten by a grue!

[visual vortex]

The real question is

Where havent they?

[ripe tangle]

[hasty sky]

You jinxed it now

[rocky radish]

Flashbacks to people rage-quitting when hive scum were announced

[visual vortex]

🤔

[hasty sky]

Next darktide class will be admech now

[marsh iris]

🤔

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

My ear

[ripe tangle]

[dire kayak]

[nocturne bloom]

New class, female ogryn

[visual vortex]

The admech have not touched my ear

[hard gorge]

Don't jinx us, it'll be a fucking jokaero or something

[somber stream]

Is there like a voodoo party going on here

[visual vortex]

No

[somber stream]

Why the dolls

[visual vortex]

Idk

[unkempt iron]

GRENDYL, HIRE HOT AND SINGLE ELDAR CORSAIRS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[marsh iris]

i wish they did and fix my tinnitus

[hard gorge]

"Egirl has entered a fey mood!"

[ripe tangle]

I happen to like Fumos…. sue me.

[somber stream]

Voodoo

[dire kayak]

i wanna get one someday

[hard gorge]

"Oooh yeah baby, call me mon-keigh again..."

[visual vortex]

I like little voodoo dolls

I had one

[hard gorge]

FUMO MENTIONED

RAAAAAAH

[visual vortex]

It's somewhere around here

[hard gorge]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TOUHOU GAME

[somber stream]

Based

[visual vortex]

What's a fumo

[somber stream]

SHOW

[unkempt iron]

Male Professional Veteran

[potent sage]

professional zealot

[visual vortex]

I would have to dig theough like ten boxes

[nocturne bloom]

You ain't ready

[potent sage]

[visual vortex]

I got it ages ago

[potent sage]

loser got it wrong

[visual vortex]

I could probably draw a sketch of it though

I know it came with pins

[hard gorge]

Hell yeah

[quaint moss]

i go eep

[somber stream]

No dig it

[quaint moss]

its 5am

[dire kayak]

i still need to play touhou

[quaint moss]

also hi licht

[somber stream]

Place it upside down on your door way

[dire kayak]

idk where to start doe

[unkempt iron]

I had an ex show that shit to me

[somber stream]

Hi Groooog

[nocturne bloom]

Your brain will be obliterated

[unkempt iron]

It makes Havoc 40 look like a shooting gallery

[ripe tangle]

Licht, art thou ready?

[dire kayak]

just what i like to hear

[visual vortex]

I will have to later then because i havent slept for a few hours

[unkempt iron]

You need ADHD just to play it

[simple cliff]

Nargle

[hard gorge]

Whos your favorite?
Touhou girl, I mean. Not ex

[somber stream]

Always

[visual vortex]

I need my 10-13 hours of sleep

[hard gorge]

My favorite is Shinmy

[unkempt iron]

I know nothing of it

[nocturne bloom]

You need like, something worse than a runescape player to do it

[visual vortex]

Ive only had like 8

[rocky radish]

Must be a different brand of ADHD than what I have. I wouldn't touch that stuff with a 10 foot pole

[unkempt iron]

I have ADHD

thats why i play like a crackhead on H40

[hard gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-remilia-scarlet-flandre-scarlet-okinanocanvas-embodiment-of-scarlet-devil-gif-8832001857841033573

[unkempt iron]

The moment a clean one shot dopamine hit hits, its over

[visual vortex]

What's a touhou and what's a fumo

[hard gorge]

Me with sharpshooter vet
I fucking love the vigilant autogun

[dire kayak]

[hard gorge]

The krieg lasrifle fucks too

[unkempt iron]

Zealot with dueling sabre

[ripe tangle]

Excellent! Gird thy loins once more for the fray! This night, we shall lay low these hellish fiends!

[unkempt iron]

If i can snipe an elite in a horde, then i get an IRL blessing that makes me lock the fuck in

[simple cliff]

Meow

[dire kayak]

mrrrp

[potent sage]

inf lasgun

[visual vortex]

That it?

[potent sage]

inf lasgun is sooooooooooooo awesome

🤤

[visual vortex]

I know someone with one of those

[simple cliff]

[hard gorge]

Does anyone use the kantrael lasgun?

[dire kayak]

[unkempt iron]

Nah

Not as long as they have recoil

[visual vortex]

Infantry one?

[unkempt iron]

Shit bounces like a car ride in the Balkans

[hard gorge]

John Guardsmen and its just a regular vet with a kantrael, knife, and a dream

[somber stream]

That's

I don't think i'm ready

Or do i

[ripe tangle]

Wherefore doth the multitude thus mock my decree for thee to gird thy loins with such lewd intent?

[twin flower]

-# loins?

[somber stream]

LOINS

[visual vortex]

Haha loins

[rocky radish]

I'm jealous. I have to slow down for most of my crew, and it's painful

[ripe tangle]

😐

[visual vortex]

Because peneiz i think

I forgot

[hard gorge]

Who up girding thy loins for battle

[visual vortex]

Im lowk up

Playing with worms

On the sidewalk

[hard gorge]

I gotta sleep

2 labs tomorrow

[honest copper]

Hi guys! what is the best way to reach out to a 430 Curio?

[rocky radish]

Now when I see this I will always be reminded of the WH40k musical

[green vector]

get lucky as fuck

from the shop

[honest copper]

the green shop you ean or normal armory?

[hard gorge]

Is that really still the best way? Gambling via shop?

[honest copper]

t y btw

[green vector]

ya

[potent sage]

jesus tony...

you dont think uhhhhh

[somber stream]

When steel hath fail’d and shields lie split in twain, then mein loins, embolden'd, rise to stake their claim

[potent sage]

auuhg shut up god fuhbid

[amber delta]

do not gamble with melk

[potent sage]

god fuhbid

dont talk like dat

[amber delta]

the chance of getting high curio is total ass

[potent sage]

I LOVE THE SOPRANOS RAAAAAAAAH

[amber delta]

just check armory refresh

[potent sage]

I LOVE NEO-NOIR CRIME DRAMAS

[honest copper]

ty brah

[green vector]

yeah just never spend melk coins

ever

[visual vortex]

Np brah

[green vector]

just let em stack up

[visual vortex]

Kowabunga

[hard gorge]

Probably the melk shop
Though you could get lucky from other missions and get rewarded a curio

[green vector]

absolute gigabrain

[visual vortex]

🤙

[dire kayak]

oouuhhhh

[honest copper]

cool, sameone wants to play?

[somber stream]

Not wanton lust, but valor's heated vein. Doth drive the flesh to duel in Emperor's name

[hard gorge]

Monkey paw curls, you now have to watch tiktok short form detective drama

Forever

[amber delta]

this is long term investment

for when they rework his shop

[ripe tangle]

Gabagool

[green vector]

brainlet

[hard gorge]

Try the #vox-lfg-lexicanum group!

[honest copper]

++

[unkempt iron]

The second they make him sell Aquillas, thats when the 60k dockets i have saved are going to be spent like autogun rounds

[hard gorge]

20 aquilas total

[green vector]

60k dockets for 3 aquilas

gigabrain

[amber delta]

worth

[marsh iris]

i wish

[unkempt iron]

TRVKE

[hard gorge]

They should make 1 aquila hidden in every map

[green vector]

gamers spending 500 hours grinding for a free currency that costs £3

[simple cliff]

Make it between 1 and 100 but it's always ten.

[somber stream]

Be a whale

[green vector]

yes

[grand mural]

Be rich and fabulous

[somber stream]

Yasss

[unkempt iron]

Just dont be poor, brah

[honest copper]

Melk reminds me of Lohner

[hard gorge]

Cosmetics should be tradeable a la tf2 hats

[grand mural]

Politely

Keep tf2 in tf2

[dire kayak]

wiggidy woobedy woo

[green vector]

TF2 is dogshit

[hard gorge]

Wheres my golden frying pan skin for the ogryn bully club

[amber delta]

I buy every premium cosmetic, use it for 2 days, then request a refund and buy something else

[marsh iris]

Karl Franz, the God of Hats

[hard gorge]

Just how we like it

[grand mural]

Someone got backstabbed three times in a row and it shows

[green vector]

Played it once for 10 minutes

Fucking garbage

[amber delta]

Fatshark's support has memorised my name by how much of a nuisance I am

[marsh iris]

tf2 was wonderful

[hard gorge]

I still play, scout/medic/sniper main

[unkempt iron]

was

[marsh iris]

yes

[grand mural]

time accrewed at time of post: 10 minutes. Current time played: 1000 hours

[unkempt iron]

now its full of no life snipers who one shot me out of spawn

[dire kayak]

i used to play tf2

only played medic

[unkempt iron]

I am the most obnoxious Demoman main you will know

[marsh iris]

not sure what i main but i play all the classes depending

[honest copper]

Somehow I feel like dropping this curio is wors e than Vermintide2 drops

[somber stream]

I bring good tidings:
Nearly half of the U.S data centers planned for 2026 are reportedly expected to be delayed or cancelled

[unkempt iron]

I will hit every pill known to humankind

[somber stream]

Do you, know what this mean?

[hard gorge]

When im bored I pick my pisssniper loadout and camp in hard to reach places just to piss people off

[green vector]

400s are fairly easy to get just stay at 400 and check shops if you get lucky

[hard gorge]

Im gonna kill you i hate good demomen

[grand mural]

Sniper mains rise up

[amber delta]

I mained engi and heavy, yes I could not aim how could you tell

[marsh iris]

the dark age of technology is joever

[unkempt iron]

Good, you're bitter, i am better

[hard gorge]

Based

[somber stream]

MASS RAM/SSD/GPU PRICE DROP BABBYYYYYYYYY

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2026-04-01/us-data-center-boom-relies-on-hard-to-find-electrical-equipment

[hard gorge]

BARS

[hard gorge]

YEAAAAAH

[green vector]

Concord is better than tf2

[amber delta]

licht got hacked dont click the link

[marsh iris]

sounds like the fall of crypto mining

when GPU was expensive then dropped

[hard gorge]

Too late
Its porn

[rocky radish]

Sweet. Then I can host my own AI and use it to think for me

[amber delta]

I changed my mind, click the link

[somber stream]

It's porn for the soul

[marsh iris]

RAMHub

[unkempt iron]

I came up with it when i was like 16

Shit hits harder than a shroudfield Hammer bonk

[green vector]

Midgethub

[marsh iris]

🕳️

[simple cliff]

Why do people call Hadron mommy? She's clearly a Grandma.

You're all going to suffer me while I wait for my medication to kick in.

[hard gorge]

Grandma Thule core

[sleek harness]

200 years old is still young in the Adeptus Mechanicus scale

[somber stream]

She thirst trap you during battle like a cougar

[dire kayak]

200 years is young in 40k

[simple cliff]

Yeah but she talks like a Grandma.

[sleek harness]

Because she is

Duh

[marsh iris]

"Aahh.."

[somber stream]

You'd be surprised what desperate folks would settle for

[unkempt iron]

People will call every female who treats them like shit 'Mommy' nowadays

[sleek harness]

That's why she's 200 years old

[marsh iris]

her Ahs gets me everytime

[feral vessel]

gilf

[dire kayak]

unleash the power of the servo-skull!!!!!

[unkempt iron]

Seems like a reoccuring case of Pavlonian Conditioning to me

[dire kayak]

apologies

im not sure where that came from

[sleek harness]

You freaks don't reach the scale of fucked up mindset as Big Boi

[simple cliff]

Bullshit, my mom is fucking awesome. Love my mom.

[unkempt iron]

Same

I love my ma