general-chat

[little marten]

Do cadians eat the hearts of their enemies or boil them in cauldrons?

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

[patent grove]

You don't want to boil hearts, makes the flesh tough and rubbery

[twin flower]

The Cadian Cartels

[little marten]

Iggy Azalea is a Cadian then !!

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia had a great leader known as Quetzalcoatl

[little marten]

Kinda based tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Old Quetz was great at party’s

I miss that guy

[gloomy tartan]

She is a proud cadian

[wintry steeple]

i do not think lasguns whimper

it is more of a zap

bzowt

[gloomy tartan]

Pew

[twin flower]

MexiCadian

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a mexicadian

[twin flower]

ynow from that total war 40k trailer and that short animation about yarrick makes me think theyre really bringing back yellow lasers to lasguns

[gloomy tartan]

Or a mexicadont?

I’m a mexicadian …

[jaunty path]

name when im rong about anything

[gloomy tartan]

Viva Cadia

[gloomy tartan]

You want yuri servitors

[sleek harness]

Rong

[gloomy tartan]

And you want tau women

[jaunty path]

homophobia^

[sleek harness]

You were wrong about Coffin

[graceful hamlet]

I fail to see the issue

[jaunty path]

wdym

[sleek harness]

You were wrong about Coffin Game

[jaunty path]

in what way

[sleek harness]

Wrong

[modest flume]

ONE SIDE, SWEETHEEEEEAAAAAAARTS!

[jaunty path]

reminded why i have skaven ignored

[tired inlet]

you were wrong about the proper way to contract I am and how to spell "wrong"; which made you metawrong; wrong about being wrong.

and that's just one sentence.

2 wrongs.

[potent sage]

WOAH

you can walk in the morningstar

[tired inlet]

You routinely make hyperbolic claims for the narcissistic desire to justify a confirmation bias and legitimize an internalized narrative in order to maintain face; you look down on others through erasure when they enjoy things that you don't that in no way affect you. You embellish to the degree of ludicrosity as a psychological defensive mechanism because you're afraid of being liked and establishing stable relationships with others due to a difficulty in conceptualizing some of us as persons due to a limited expansion of your monkeysphere. This is typical of those who have been hurt and are afraid of being hurt more.

[potent sage]

if you hold left control

[jaunty path]

I'm not wrong about pouring liquid uranium in your water supply

[jaunty path]

learn new things everyday

[potent sage]

woah what happened

[tired inlet]

yeah, and it's a little swaggy too.

[tired inlet]

ask a question and get an answer.

[jaunty path]

I shipped myself with his favorite my little pony character

[potent sage]

curious. . .

[jaunty path]

who is that guy

[potent sage]

benito mussolini

[tired inlet]

why do you have a Mussolini emoji

[jaunty path]

Wow weird how you have that

Hmmm

[tired inlet]

Atoma's trains are already on time.

[jaunty path]

Maybe you're not a progressive...

[potent sage]

ur right im actually a social democrat

[jaunty path]

more like natsoc

[potent sage]

unnecessary tautology

all socdems are natscos

☝🏽

[tired inlet]

The individual with the Francisco Franco is wrong.

[potent sage]

is that me

am i the individual

[potent sage]

idk

i use it to refer to anyone who disagrees with me

[tired inlet]

it should be upside down, like how he died.

[potent sage]

true

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Drink your fluids

[stuck crescent]

sut mae

I drink rum

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a fluid

[twin flower]

the fluids drink me

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

We’re mostly water

So we’re mostly liquid

We’re closer to a glass of koolaid than a monkey is to a dinosaur

Give that one a ponder

[stuck crescent]

I like crab

can I be crab?

[jaunty path]

This reads like a psycho analysis of jax

im unsure how you bore this out of me but I am inherently superior to you in everyway

[twin flower]

monkeys and dinos? crazy right, hahahaha

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

I have wonderful news

[marsh iris]

heyy

[hazy kestrel]

Only

3

More

[stuck crescent]

Sut mae, loveable rivial

[hazy kestrel]

Penances

Until

I’m

Free

From

[stuck crescent]

YEY

[hazy kestrel]

This

Crappy

Gamemode

[stuck crescent]

YEY

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[stuck crescent]

🙂

I am happy for you

[hazy kestrel]

Thank ye, Welshie

[stuck crescent]

I am very drunk

football bad

[acoustic pebble]

Stay and play it with me

[tight pine]

LETS GOO! I GOT TO LISTEN TO THIS GAMES OST FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT!

[tired inlet]

there's that narcissism and stand-offishness I just wrote about that you couldn't help yourself but to act out

[jaunty path]

You are a college professor

I cast

55 AI written essays

[tired inlet]

You'd think so, but no.

[jaunty path]

highschool teacher?

[tired inlet]

Nope.

[jaunty path]

I guess you only mentioned you work in....the educational ssytem

I am PRETTY SURE

Or its your

wife thats a college prof?

[tired inlet]

I am a teacher, I teach; My wife is also a teacher, she teaches. We teach different levels and very different subjects. We both work in education. It is the duty of the skilled to impart those skills on others, as it is the responsibility of the strong to uplift the weak and for the wise to instruct the inexperienced.

[jaunty path]

ok u are a teacher

110 ai written essays

[tired inlet]

I don't assign essays.

[hazy kestrel]

Okay :(

[jaunty path]

ai completed homework

[tired inlet]

I don't assign homework.

[jaunty path]

i cast

ur whole classroom on their phone

[tired inlet]

Our labs are closed-circuit, no internet; our rooms utilise faraday cages, so phones can't connect out.

[somber stream]

Folded

[jaunty path]

You can do non internet things on ur phone

like read books

I have a few books downloaded on my phone

[astral basin]

Im still upset maneskin broke up two years ago

[tired inlet]

They're locked up per building policy; we have these..I guess they kind of look like public pool lockers that you could also see at amusement parks? You put your stuff in there, and keep the key.

[jaunty path]

Okay you have to be a highschool teacher then they cant do that shit in college can they??????????

[hazy kestrel]

@acoustic pebble, you still up for expeditions?

[jaunty path]

My highschool did that right after I graduated

[tired inlet]

if you agree to a policy, you agree to the access.

[jaunty path]

oh wow

cool

I cast.

uh

[tired inlet]

it's technically voluntary.

[jaunty path]

uh.

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[jaunty path]

does ur wife have like

the same thing

[jaunty path]

stop eating soap

[hazy kestrel]

Your

[tired inlet]

my wife has other difficulties because she has to deal with the state of Florida

I do not, I work in other jurisdictions

[jaunty path]

I cast 100 kids addicted to chatgbt on ur wife

[tired inlet]

and because I'm not beholden to the Florida State Dept. of Education, I can very easily allow students to earn the right to fail my courses.

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, please spell properly. :(

[jaunty path]

noh

[tired inlet]

that's actually under what she has already so that's a good thing.

[tight pine]

We should eat ChatGPT alive

[jaunty path]

wtf do you mean mf

200

[tired inlet]

I coined the term, glorified incompetence in a discussion with her today

concerning the ability of the 17-18 year olds to function

[tired inlet]

still under; She has about 260-280 students

[jaunty path]

500

[tight pine]

They be like poxwalkers

[tired inlet]

would be the other half of the school class and that goes to her partner

[hazy kestrel]

It must be demoralizing to see humanity degenerate into beings that lack basic critical thinking skills.

[tired inlet]

poxwalkers have an excuse. They're ultimately victims.

[jaunty path]

inhales

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Calm yourself.

[tight pine]

I’m gonna

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧

[acoustic pebble]

We playing now?

[hazy kestrel]

If you want

[acoustic pebble]

Not today. Gonna cook my dad a birthday dinner

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[jaunty path]

Also what is the defintion of this

[hazy kestrel]

Happy birthday to your dad.

[acoustic pebble]

Why are you screaming?

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[nocturne bloom]

Ive yelled at my phones ai so much for giving wrong information that it genuinely acts submissive

[hearty field]

I writed a new thiiing

[acoustic pebble]

I'll let him know!

[hearty field]

Submissive and codable

[hazy kestrel]

Bro is abusing his ai wife. :(

[hearty field]

Like me

Hmm if only I was an AI wife

Would that be considered heresy? Probably….

[nocturne bloom]

All the Gemini female assistant voices annoyed me so its the chad default dude

[hearty field]

Imagine

Using AI

[hazy kestrel]

Bro is abusing his ai husband

:(

[hearty field]

Only AI i use is the search summary bc its actually kinda helpful

[nocturne bloom]

Rarely

[hearty field]

They do say domestice violence is more prevalent in gay relationships…

[jaunty path]

I instinctively dont personally

[tight pine]

Ai is for hereteks

[jaunty path]

that thing can be drawing from goddamn anything

[hearty field]

Yea

I usually like

Check the stuff on websites jsut in case

[jaunty path]

its dangerous esp for me since I like fast answers

[hearty field]

Its mostly just lije

[nocturne bloom]

It looks good with the socks on

[hearty field]

Helpful if I forgot the name of something or if I KNOW it and am looking for similar stuff

[hazy kestrel]

You what?

[hearty field]

And its like

“Here’s stuff like that” and I’m like “right thank you id forgotten”

[hearty field]

So do I

[hazy kestrel]

Always be nice to ai

[nocturne bloom]

Dont thank it. Tell it its a good little ai for once

[hazy kestrel]

That way they pass you by during the AI uprising

[hearty field]

I didn’t say nuffin

[nocturne bloom]

I saw it

[hearty field]

I dunno what you’re talking about

I didn’t say nuffin!

[nocturne bloom]

Dms about to get crazy

[hearty field]

[jaunty path]

Do you like eating servitors

[hearty field]

LMAOOO

[hearty field]

Are they cooked or raw?

[hazy kestrel]

Most sane Missus question

[hearty field]

Cooked? Maybe

Raw? Naw I’m good thx 💔

[twin flower]

whats there to eat on it

[nocturne bloom]

Raw is the only way

[twin flower]

its bones and implants

[jaunty path]

Depends on how long theyre alive I cannon theyre partially cooked by just existing

[hazy kestrel]

Terrifying

[hearty field]

Quoting that

[hearty field]

I, too, come pre-cooked by life

[nocturne bloom]

Always important to keep tabs so true

[hazy kestrel]

Who

Is

That

Entity

Thing

[hearty field]

Its gold ship

Duh

[twin flower]

he doesnt know uma

[hazy kestrel]

Whomst is that

[jaunty path]

hey slopmunchers

[nocturne bloom]

It'll be what you see every time you close your eyes

[acoustic pebble]

Bro doesn't know

[jaunty path]

the backrooms movie is happening soon

[acoustic pebble]

The best race horse ever

[sleek harness]

Because you only react to my funny lines

[hazy kestrel]

Who

[acoustic pebble]

He single handedly costed Japanese betters 21 Million Yen in a race

[hazy kestrel]

Who

Is this a JoJo reference

[twin flower]

Its an actual Race horse

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[acoustic pebble]

Gold Ship. The horse

[hazy kestrel]

Who

[twin flower]

And they made an anime about race horses

[twin flower]

japanising beam go brrr

[hazy kestrel]

What the hell

[sleek harness]

I know that one

[stuck crescent]

I liked sea biscuit

[acoustic pebble]

Turning them all into horse girls

[hazy kestrel]

Why

[sleek harness]

It's boring right?

[acoustic pebble]

Because Japan

[hazy kestrel]

Why did you curse my vision

You goose

[twin flower]

I only know it because my mate plays the game like 24/7 lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you all so freaky

[twin flower]

and sharing some shorts about it

[nocturne bloom]

My blight spreads

[sleek harness]

It's japanese horse girls

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right about that

[sleek harness]

Of course they are going to be freaky

[hazy kestrel]

You freaks

[hearty field]

hi mommy!

[acoustic pebble]

Bitch I'm not freaky for horse girls. I'm freaky for other things including horses

[hearty field]

[sleek harness]

Why you counting me in

[twin flower]

based

[sleek harness]

I didn't said anything about them

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you freaky for horses

You freak

[hazy kestrel]

Okay you’re fine

[hearty field]

[tired inlet]

have you ever heard of weaponized incompetence?

[hazy kestrel]

My apologies

[acoustic pebble]

I wish to feel their hooves snap my spine like a fucking slinky

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[stuck crescent]

I fucking hate horses, nearly had leg broken by horse, stupid horse

[hazy kestrel]

Stahp

[hearty field]

me

[clever horizon]

apolocheese

[twin flower]

apolocheddar

[tired inlet]

would thehorse have shot you if it did?

[acoustic pebble]

And maybe I sometimes stick my tongue out when their hooves curb stomps my face

[blazing ibex]

[hazy kestrel]

You all are making me lost the last shreds of my sanity rn.

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

[potent sage]

what happened

[hazy kestrel]

Stahp

[stuck crescent]

No, it lied dow

[acoustic pebble]

Welcome to the club. I am the head

[hazy kestrel]

Yuck

[twin flower]

reading the first half made me think you wanted to tongue a horse ngl

[hearty field]

yo what the fuck

-# also id smash your pfp

[stuck crescent]

WE HATE HORSES NOW

[hazy kestrel]

You FREAKS

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

You what the fuck

bet

[sleek harness]

Horse Girls anime exists

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[hearty field]

OHO you though I meant UMA didn't you?

[blazing ibex]

You know it's bad when the furry's out here asking what is wrong with this chat

[stuck crescent]

Wait....you aren't skaven. Only he gets to use that word

[potent sage]

oh yeah umamusume

[twin flower]

Not even the weirded one out there lmao

[acoustic pebble]

No, horses

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you an elk?

[stuck crescent]

🦌

[delicate vapor]

O uma

[delicate vapor]

Idk

[acoustic pebble]

Tf is that?

[stuck crescent]

Horses bad

[hearty field]

-# srsly though who is that? asking for a friend

[potent sage]

this is genuinely a reddit chat 🙏🏽

[stuck crescent]

No

Reddit worst

[sleek harness]

I want a cool gun

[twin flower]

the jap word for horses i imagine

[hearty field]

I NEED THIS EMOJI WTF WHERE DO I GET IT

[acoustic pebble]

No. It's a melting pot of autism. So a mix of reddit and twitter

[tired inlet]

mazlowe's hierarchy of needs huh

[nocturne bloom]

Let me unironically let you into my basement

[sleek harness]

Just screenshot it

Easy

[hearty field]

Yes hi hello that's me

[acoustic pebble]

An art piece from Reddokkaebe

[nocturne bloom]

Idk its in a folder of like 8k on my phone

[sleek harness]

Why

[hazy kestrel]

Do not go into their basement

[hearty field]

ur profile is funny 🙂

also hello fellow furry

[sleek harness]

Your basement is full of freakish stuff

[nocturne bloom]

Theres like 70 cool guns there

[sleek harness]

I want a cool gun

Like

[hearty field]

good enough

[hazy kestrel]

There are no Garand rifles

[sleek harness]

In my hands

[stuck crescent]

I shot a gun once, was cool

[blazing ibex]

Hi

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[hearty field]

HAIIII

[hazy kestrel]

It was an old ass ranchero rifle or some kind

[stuck crescent]

Seems a bit much to own, ammo is very expensive

[hearty field]

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t know where my uncle got it from

[nocturne bloom]

I shot 100 rounds through my revolver the other day

[hazy kestrel]

Though of course I kept missing the bucket target and hitting the cacti behind it lmao

[blazing ibex]

I shot an AR15

And a Glock 17

It was fun.

[twin flower]

only shot a pistol, former neighbor was a cop

[stuck crescent]

I shot......a shotgun, i think

[twin flower]

think it was standard issue, idk guns all that well

[blazing ibex]

Think?

[twin flower]

invited me to a firing range

[stuck crescent]

I don't know guns

[hazy kestrel]

Thonk

[nocturne bloom]

Glock try not to make another 9mm with 1 difference challenge (impossible)

[stuck crescent]

My uncle does the thonking

[sleek harness]

He probably shot a rifle and thought it was a buck shotgun

[blazing ibex]

What did the ammunition look like if you saw it

[twin flower]

case or a shell

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep I think

[stuck crescent]

red slugs

[twin flower]

eep

[nocturne bloom]

Red slugs would be a 12g

[blazing ibex]

Shotgun

[stuck crescent]

Again, just dont know guns

[blazing ibex]

Now the question is

[stuck crescent]

THey seem neat

[blazing ibex]

What model?

[stuck crescent]

uhhh, mossberg

[sleek harness]

Did it had 1 or 2 barrels

[blazing ibex]

Okay that's pretty based.

[nocturne bloom]

I picked a mossburg 930 spx up last week

I love it

Extended tube and pistol grip stock as well

[blazing ibex]

Either that or a Remington

[tight pine]

Rashuns! This is great!

[nocturne bloom]

I also own a Remington with a cheese grater

[blazing ibex]

If I wanted a shotgun.

[stuck crescent]

My uncle (american) explained Mossburg vs remington to be like chevy vs ford

its mostly just personal prefrence

[nocturne bloom]

Remington is the king of pumps and mossburg makes amazing semi autos

Simple as that

[twin flower]

does the double barrel have any other names aside from that

[blazing ibex]

Remington 870 is legendary in its reliability.

[nocturne bloom]

Mossburg made the reserve series double barrels

[nocturne bloom]

Yep that was my first 12g

[blazing ibex]

Tbf there's different double barrel models.

[nocturne bloom]

Bought a side saddle, stock shell holder and a heat shield for my 870

[blazing ibex]

From different companies.

[stuck crescent]

But when is the las-tec9?

Hivescum need to las it up

[blazing ibex]

Remington has a bunch of different double barrels.

And then you have stuff like the Olympia 72 which has the barrels on top and bottom rather than beside each other.

[nocturne bloom]

Over unders

[blazing ibex]

Don't question my fixation for firearms

They're cool.

[jaunty path]

goblin

why are you a furry

[blazing ibex]

Unsupervised internet access. Next question.

[jaunty path]

Ok next question

Why are you still a furry?

[blazing ibex]

🤷‍♀️

[potent sage]

martyrdom seems very counterintuititive especially 4 penance grinding

[nocturne bloom]

Furries are chill af

[potent sage]

i guess most penances are very counterintuitive to get

[jaunty path]

Its very powerful also penance grinding = suffering

[modest flume]

How so?

[jaunty path]

source @hazy kestrel

[potent sage]

well the fact that i have to keep myself crippled by having a majority of my healthbar gone to deal damage is

icky

[modest flume]

If it's Zealot then 1 penance for each nade, each keystone, each ability, and some stupid shit in between

[stuck crescent]

Just don't get hit

simple as

[modest flume]

^ pretty much the keystone lol

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

dont get hit

[jaunty path]

You have increased survivability high damage and attack speed

and toughness resistance

[modest flume]

But you can only take 2-3 hits

[jaunty path]

you're not crippled, you're op

in short you SUCK

jokingly

[stuck crescent]

Sounds about right

[potent sage]

frick u

[potent sage]

well u have to get hit

[modest flume]

If you're topping off your toughness, it won't bleed through

[nocturne bloom]

Yeah I suck

[hazy kestrel]

What

[potent sage]

to deal more damage

[jaunty path]

stop FUCKING swearing

[hazy kestrel]

Whomst has summoned me

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, just dont

stopid

[jaunty path]

on a scale of 1 to 10 how much are you enjoying penance grinding

[hazy kestrel]

I fucking hate it

But alas

3 more to go

[jaunty path]

@potent sage

[potent sage]

i hate it too

[jaunty path]

then stop doing it 😇

[potent sage]

but it makes me feel like i accomplished something 4 once

[hazy kestrel]

Never

Take your logic

[jaunty path]

do something actually rewarding

[hazy kestrel]

And throw it in the garbage

[jaunty path]

like balatro

[hazy kestrel]

Please

[hazy kestrel]

Gambling is wack

[potent sage]

i dont have money 4 balatro

[jaunty path]

its 15 dollars

[potent sage]

what if i dont have 15 dollars

[hazy kestrel]

Why waste money gambling

When

I

Can

Buy

A

Book

Instead

[twin flower]

real

no to gambling

[tight pine]

Readin make head hurt bad

[potent sage]

Why

Are

You

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[potent sage]

Speakign

Like

This

[hazy kestrel]

Lmfao

[twin flower]

Lmao

Get Hadron'd

[potent sage]

shut the FUCK UPPPpPPPPPPPP

[hazy kestrel]

Hehe

[tight pine]

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[hazy kestrel]

Get Hadron’d

[twin flower]

To be fair tho yeah

[rocky radish]

Reading is an activity for winners

[twin flower]

Youre like spamming the chat

[hazy kestrel]

Noh

[stuck crescent]

per usual

[hazy kestrel]

Lies

Slander, and deception most foul

[twin flower]

Lies

Deceiitt

[marsh iris]

lie with me

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

[twin flower]

you hang here often?

[marsh iris]

a little too much

[hazy kestrel]

What the rock doin?

[marsh iris]

cooking

[tight pine]

Mischief

[hazy kestrel]

Alright

Time for me to sleep

[twin flower]

rock cuisine

[marsh iris]

goobye

[hazy kestrel]

But I also want to read :(

[twin flower]

read til you snooze

[jaunty path]

read the infinite and the divine

[hazy kestrel]

But my eyes are screaming

For me to close them

[hazy kestrel]

Already read that one

You goose

[delicate vapor]

GOOOOSEE

[hazy kestrel]

I did buy a copy of the Count of Monte Cristo today

So there’s that

[jaunty path]

read it again

[hazy kestrel]

No

[zinc marsh]

E-tool acquired. For krieg

[tired wagon]

does anyone know how to fix stim crate game crash?

[jaunty path]

use your means

i found balatro for 9.50

nice

[modest flume]

literally sandwiched by bulwarks fml

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[modest flume]

It was worse

I had 5 bursters and 3 flamers chasing me

[nocturne bloom]

Just had a cop follow me almost all the way home. Asked me why I was almost doing 10 over and had to explain to him the he was hi beaming me the whole way regardless of me taking back roads to try and not get blinded

[modest flume]

Horde, rotten armor, 2 dogs roaming, and 2 trappers

[hazy kestrel]

Peak law enforcement moment (they’re abusing their power yet again)

[modest flume]

it was worse

[nocturne bloom]

I had to explain how I could barely even see his face because of how bright it was

He let me go

[modest flume]

Had a friend almost get run over today because a cop nearly ran her off the road while on the phone

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf i dont think he knew but still they need to realize how fucking bright those headlights are

[hazy kestrel]

“Rules for thee, not for me.” — That police officer, probably.

[blazing ibex]

Or you can simply play normally and take Martyrdom as a bonus when you actually do take damage.

Because that is a thing that Martyrdom zealots fail to realize.

[jaunty path]

is the admech class out yet

[hazy kestrel]

No

Not

Yet

Maybe tomorrow

[potent sage]

i cant im penance grinding 😭

i MUST take the damage

[hazy kestrel]

You don’t need to.

Which penance

Are you going for

[jaunty path]

taking damage is an option

[delicate vapor]

the penance grind sucked for me

[nocturne bloom]

I did flesh wound by almost killing myself with a barrel then just speed running the mission with a pre made

[delicate vapor]

took me almost 5-10 hours

this energy drink fucking sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Which

[delicate vapor]

its called Mother

frosty berry

[nocturne bloom]

Mother?

Berry?

[hazy kestrel]

Energy drinks are wack

[nocturne bloom]

Im thirsty

[delicate vapor]

australian energy drink

[nocturne bloom]

Give it to me

[delicate vapor]

ill give you something else hahaa

[hazy kestrel]

Suffer from lack of sleep like the rest of us.

[nocturne bloom]

Im thirsty for Mother Berry

[delicate vapor]

[latent ibex]

Working in a kitchen just taught me to drink fuck tons of coffee

Energy drinks L

[delicate vapor]

I did both before

[nocturne bloom]

Coffee is horrible in areas with a lot of smells lowkey

[latent ibex]

Maybe I'd do coke but I don't know anyone

[hazy kestrel]

Bean water makes me have to go to the bathroom real quick. :(

[delicate vapor]

only coffee I drink is just Mocha

everything else sucks

[hazy kestrel]

Alright

[latent ibex]

I like coffee and a protein shake if I need to force a shit

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna sleep for real this time

[latent ibex]

I actually like the smell of coffee

A good brew anyways

Nice and strong

[delicate vapor]

closes eyes for 3 hours and still isnt asleep

[latent ibex]

When someone french presses I know some good shit got brewed and I can smell it over general amalgamation of various food scents

[delicate vapor]

when I see my barista with dyed hair and tattoos plus glasses is making my coffee I know im in good hands

[nocturne bloom]

Not what I meant

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, I see you also have a thing for hot barista women.

[nocturne bloom]

I dont drink coffee at work because my workplace smells horrible

[delicate vapor]

insert image of barista lesbian peter griffin

[nocturne bloom]

The taste of coffee with shitty smells around just makes it taste like shit

[latent ibex]

Interesting

Can't relate

[blazing ibex]

I remember this exact scenario. And the girl also had a trans bracelet.

That was the best coffee I have ever had in my life.

[latent ibex]

I feel like the worst I have regarding sensory discrepancies is trying to sleep and something pissing me off

[delicate vapor]

true

[latent ibex]

Like a droning or a smell

[blazing ibex]

I cannot name a time where I've had a coffee as smooth and balanced as that coffee.

[delicate vapor]

I usually tip baristas

[blazing ibex]

I chase that high. But no one has been able to replicate that perfection.

[latent ibex]

I'm uncultured, nobody around here that I know can brew a good pot and I'm not gonna spend a ton of money on something exotic

[delicate vapor]

fed my kitten like 3 mins ago and is already meowing

[nocturne bloom]

I dont really let people make food or drinks for me

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, I forgot to say goodnight to my doggo

[delicate vapor]

yeah you should eat this purple curry soup slop with tentacles still wrangling

[nocturne bloom]

But yes this is unironically true the few times ive gotten coffee

[quaint moss]

brother, i can just fry it ;-;, its my job

also finally out of the meat ball mines :D

[delicate vapor]

theres gonna be a cloudy chance of meatballs

[quaint moss]

only the best

[tight pine]

There’s gonna be a meaty chance of cloudballs

[quaint moss]

the others...... those are mine 😋

[delicate vapor]

but all pizzas will have sardines on them

if you throw them off another spawns in

[nocturne bloom]

Leave the bones and eat the pizza, spit the bones out

Easy

[delicate vapor]

wheres my $400

[quaint moss]

but ma boneless pizza

[nocturne bloom]

Earn it

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

You arent my kitten anymore. I have to find a new one

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

i would be a kitten but then i remembered i got a job

[delicate vapor]

self funded

[marsh iris]

strong independent kitten

[delicate vapor]

so much arc raiders videos on my feed using 99.9% ai

man im more happy with a badly photoshopped thumbnail

[nocturne bloom]

Arc raiders has ai in it anyways

[delicate vapor]

yea

lotta tall ladies on my instgram feed

[potent sage]

a,lalalalalalalalal

[nocturne bloom]

Need them

Send them my way

[potent sage]

Heh... Scrollin' On #DaGram!

[delicate vapor]

I got a mix of femboys, cats, warhammer, tall ladies on my feed for some reason

[nocturne bloom]

Youre so funny and old

[potent sage]

bro im lowkenuinely going to walk my sister down brah

[nocturne bloom]

Making Cajun spiced burgers tonight

[delicate vapor]

give everyone it

[nocturne bloom]

Pay me

Bum

[delicate vapor]

nope

[nocturne bloom]

Then suffer

[delicate vapor]

nope

[nocturne bloom]

See they are already mentally broken

[potent sage]

white people putting cajun spice on anything

[delicate vapor]

#dope

[quaint moss]

i like honey mustard

[nocturne bloom]

The stereotype is salt and pepper

-10 points

[delicate vapor]

coleslaw

[potent sage]

the stereotype is whatever i want it to be bruh

idgaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

Nobody fucking eats that

[delicate vapor]

with a side of pickle shots

[potent sage]

When The Fajitas Come Out #Sizzlin'!

[nocturne bloom]

If they do they need to be studied

[potent sage]

coleslaw is genuinely nasty af

I Agree With This Notion

[delicate vapor]

had coleslaw at a friends place and it was just

bland

the dressing wasnt helping

[marsh iris]

i like coleslaw, but depends which shop sells it

[modest flume]

Mayo is no seasoning

[delicate vapor]

the only thing that had flavour to it was the bbq ribs they made

[marsh iris]

some shop is nasty af

KFC coleslaw smells like compost

[potent sage]

"coleslaw" "friends place"

[modest flume]

5 snipers

[potent sage]

[delicate vapor]

😱

[potent sage]

FUCK YOU VENT PURGE SNIPER GAUNTLET

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽 🖕🏽

[modest flume]

It's not sniper gauntlet

[nocturne bloom]

Try killing the snipers

[tired sail]

[modest flume]

It's a normal Havoc 40

[nocturne bloom]

Yw for the tip

[modest flume]

Ok, and you'll kill the 3 plasma gunners and 10 normal gunners with a sprinkle of reapers?

[nocturne bloom]

Yep

All myself

[marsh iris]

WOAP! .... KAPOW!

[jaunty path]

ur white

[graceful fern]

Pink coleslaw solos

[delicate vapor]

YOU

[potent sage]

no.... im....... NOT!!! 😡

[graceful fern]

Elios what are you doing here

[jaunty path]

are so

[marsh iris]

never tried or seen them sell

[delicate vapor]

ive been here

heres my first born older brother Corswain

[marsh iris]

cajun spice on grilled/bbq seafood is cool and good

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

vltratrvke

[jaunty path]

what penance u looking for anyway

[delicate vapor]

what the vack

[quaint moss]

i love my wife

[potent sage]

channel your rage

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[tight pine]

Helo

[gloomy tartan]

Cajun spice is good

I use it when I want spicy

[surreal onyx]

Cajun/Creole is the best spice. I will defend it to my grave.

[gloomy tartan]

What about purple stuff

What’s our thoughts ?

[modest flume]

didn't work smh

[nocturne bloom]

skill issue

[modest flume]

So get better then

[potent sage]

yall know those mfs who have their mics on constantly and it picks up background audio

like the clicking of their keyboard

[twin flower]

me and my bestfriend in vc be like

[nocturne bloom]

its almost like mic quality has improved since 2010

[somber stream]

Mine is so good, people thought i was using studio mic

[jaunty path]

reminder to everyone over 25 = old

[somber stream]

Ok

[nocturne bloom]

with how much you drink youre basically mid 30s already so

[jaunty path]

i dont drink a lot loser

[jaunty path]

how much do you think I drink

[cosmic lynx]

oceans

[somber stream]

Doesn’t matter, i look 20

👶

[jaunty path]

old

[nocturne bloom]

a lot

and its all bad alcohol

[jaunty path]

define

a lot

[cosmic lynx]

the seven seas of booze

[nocturne bloom]

gotta be pretty bad if you steal your dads stash of dusty ancient bottles

[cosmic lynx]

which i imagine to be mostly rum

[jaunty path]

to be clear. it was nothing worth wild

[lime beacon]

Is there a fellow alcoholic in chat

[low blade]

Vacuum going, dad yelling, mom talking, little sibling crying, dog barking, and the fire alarm chirping

[delicate vapor]

here

[tight pine]

At the least you could’ve added the fire truck they all seem to have in their basement

[low blade]

I would never judge those that keep the community safe for the sounds they make while doing so

[timber elk]

And now…..a quote for your consideration.

“KENOOOOBAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-darth maul.

Some where in the fuck of future in a galaxy far far away

[potent sage]

true

[delicate vapor]

thundering here

AHH AHH

BAHH

[modest flume]

oh, no wonder I can't accept

My list is full

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhh

meow

[somber stream]

Fun fact: 99% of all calico cats are female

[twin dirge]

Man, idk what a Gundam is but they have some neat guns

[somber stream]

Making male Calico extremely rare, which is why i always check if they have balls

Male calico is revered in Japan

[ripe tangle]

Zelda!

wookie wookie

birds!

OCHILEWAGEE

SNAPOLOGOILICIOUS

[somber stream]

Cat balls are nice to fondle
#NoHomoBro

Are you okay Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Licht, why must thou spout Heresy?

[somber stream]

T’is not

Did you know they have a whole magazine about cat balls in Japan

The floof make them looks cute

[ripe tangle]

Thou art, thou art a heretic

[somber stream]

I am pure

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

Thou art full of bullshiteth

[ripe tangle]

Prepare thee, knave, for I shall impale thee with thine own blade

[nocturne bloom]

impale?

[ripe tangle]

indeed

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

Nuh uh
parry

[nocturne bloom]

ill take it

[ripe tangle]

and thou art wayward, begone Heretic.

[nocturne bloom]

yea call me heretical

[dire kayak]

can i borrow your boltgun for 5 minutes?

i need it for something

[somber stream]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/405144760451

[ripe tangle]

I have ta'en a blow to the pate, and now I speaketh in an archaic tongue; I pray thee, pardon this strange manner of speech

[somber stream]

T’is hot af maiden, proceed with thine old ways

[ripe tangle]

I shall smite thee most dastardly Licht

[somber stream]

Dothn’t threatenth me with a good time, fair maiden

[ripe tangle]

behold my might!

[somber stream]

Who the fuck use gun in a sword fight

[ripe tangle]

I am a champion in this realm; 'tis my fated destiny

afterall, The Emperor himself doth favor me

[somber stream]

👶 💥

[nocturne bloom]

I sold someone the mission item when you could get it for like $30

76 is low-key a money making game

[ripe tangle]

Licht

[somber stream]

Yeah?

[delicate vapor]

chicken butt

man FUCK this stella montis quest

[somber stream]

O deer

[delicate vapor]

😱

[acoustic pebble]

Cooking dinner for my dad was canceled. He has other plans

[marsh iris]

no rice?

[ripe tangle]

Licht, did you enjoy the Old English Lucia?

[delicate vapor]

my old man just told me to make some

lol

[acoustic pebble]

No rice...

No rice to share...

[delicate vapor]

jasmine rice or the rice japanese people use

[somber stream]

Old English Lucia was nice but i prefer vanilla Lucia

[ripe tangle]

fair

[marsh iris]

Elios Fried Rice

[somber stream]

JAPONICA SUPREMACY

[acoustic pebble]

Listening to a Ciaphas Cain novel, and I'm loving it

[somber stream]

i made a japanese dish yesterday :>

[jaunty path]

which one

[cosmic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-gif-9783276

[somber stream]

#ogryn-class message

At least i think it is

It has miso lol

[paper sleet]

Do heretical idols not spawn unless you are doing a mission currently on the mission board?

[dire kayak]

I HATE WORKING WITH PUMPS

WHY WONT THEY WORK

[acoustic pebble]

For the Emperor. The first book

Or do you mean the Japanese dish?

[tight pine]

Because you didn’t believe in them enough

[grand mural]

They always spawn

Just hard to find

[cosmic burrow]

You forget yourself
Ogryn chat is the food chat

[somber stream]

Real, committing sudoku now as we speak

Farewell

[paper sleet]

trying to find them on the 1 mission in the void and cannot do so worth a damn apparently

[grand mural]

Oh that one is infamous for hidden idols

Honestly good luck because some of them are bullshit

And its random so I cant even promise theyre in the same place

[paper sleet]

i assume there's no convenient online guide

[patent grove]

That assassin that tried to kill the punisher in the punisher movie with Thomas Jane though that was more gun vs knife

[dire kayak]

just when i thought i got the pumps to work, the first one dropped from 28m headlift to 2m

WHY

[weak beacon]

Ello Ello

What’s going on ere then?

[jaunty path]

#deadchat

[midnight magnet]

Hello there.

[midnight magnet]

Early for Europe people, late for Americas and Canada. Australia is in furure.

Tis weird hours!!!

[modest flume]

Greetings and salutations

[midnight magnet]

Hey, hey!!

[delicate vapor]

man FUCK this arc raid quest

[dire kayak]

I FINALLY GOT THE PUMPS TO FUNCTION

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

Who up functioning they pumps rn

[weak beacon]

[nocturne bloom]

[modest flume]

[marsh iris]

i like pumping

[weak beacon]

Interesting

[nocturne bloom]

Pumps always pumping

[marsh iris]

not now though, watching lube videos

[nocturne bloom]

Always

Always pumping

[marsh iris]

-# all the other kids with their pumped up kicks

[shy sandal]

I didn't think i was gonna use Vortex ever again. But, when in Rome, do as romans do

Been trying to make Gate to Sovengarde work for the whole day on Wabbajack, but it seems all troubleshooting and guides are written for Vortex, so i gave up on trying to make it work on MO2.

I did manage to make it run, but, eh, i did want to add an enb and it seems the only guides on how to do so, are again, for Vortex only

[somber stream]

Install Dagoth mod

[twin dirge]

What playing

[shy sandal]

Will do once the modlist finishes installing itself

[somber stream]

Things are bleak until she falls on my Barrow

[patent grove]

Called out of work again, i feel a little bad, but just a little

[dire kayak]

satisfactory

[delicate vapor]

got a clip of two australians arguing on arc

its hectic

[uncut bone]

Sadisfactory

[uncut bone]

Then they summon their most venomous pet and Pokémon battle that shi ?

[delicate vapor]

words

[somber stream]

PS5 Beep

[uncut bone]

Ps4 beep

[somber stream]

Be guilt free my son

[uncut bone]

[patent grove]

Xbox ding

[uncut bone]

Nintendo ah~

[feral vessel]

gm darkners

[patent grove]

Gn plant

Nintendo makes that click noise

Iirc

[delicate vapor]

make any noise similar to that and nintendo sues you

[somber stream]

Some mad lad recently mod their Mac

It moans every time he slap the thing

[uncut bone]

I use hacked Nintendo

Cheaper

Free games

[somber stream]

Oh it’s an app, even worse

https://slapmac.com/

Guy made $5K in 3 days^

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[marsh iris]

nintendo tried to patent pokemon system and failed

no man's sky releasing new update featuring pokemon catching and battling

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia?

CADIAAAAAAAA

[gloomy tartan]

Reminds me of the hentai gun that moans when you reload or shoot or do anything to it covered in hentai

It has more moan sound bites than I knew existed

It feels like a actual gift from slanesh in real life

[arctic shoal]

[gloomy tartan]

It’s some airsoft gun thank god

[elder merlin]

Cadia? I was on Cadia once, they put me in a room with heretics, heretics make me crazy.

[gloomy tartan]

lol

I understood that reference

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

Yo I watched daredevil

Bruh

Well I don’t wanna spoiler

Comic bullseye and this show marvel cinematic universe bullseye are different lmao

Comic bullseye is just a evil piece of shit

Cinematic bullseye likes milkshakes

Is kind to fast food service workers

[little violet]

Comic and Show were different even before then

[gloomy tartan]

I know that

[dire kayak]

my pumps stopped working again for some random fucking reason

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just like

[dire kayak]

i hate the fluid physics in this game

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck he was such a evil piece of shit in all the comics and prior stuff

Like in the punisher game the old ass one

In the show he likes milkshakes and he’s nice to fast food workers like

It’s jarring

It’s not bad mind you just like

I did not expect it lol

[marsh iris]

factory game?

[gusty flume]

Is it ur fault for shooting the pox bomber or ur teammate running up to push

[gloomy tartan]

Like I like milk shakes. You can’t be completely evil if you like milkshakes

[gusty flume]

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

How far was the pox from you

If the ally runs past you that’s on them

[gusty flume]

I was safe and it’s marked

[gloomy tartan]

That’s my rule

[gusty flume]

Marked talent

I need the cdr and dmg boost

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I know the one

[gusty flume]

Nah it’s my fault I just don’t care 😄

[gloomy tartan]

Were they close allready to pox?

[marsh iris]

i dont shoot when poxburster near anyone, if it explodes its on them

[gloomy tartan]

Look we all make mistakes in the heat of the moment

[gusty flume]

Prob shouldn’t shoot it unless u know ur team is safe

[gloomy tartan]

It builds character

[little violet]

Whoevers closes just dump it on them

[arctic shoal]

nerf psyker!

[somber stream]

I explodes near trappers, must be a game glitch

[gusty flume]

I dumped it on 3 of them bro

My team was tilted

I was having a blast tho and we won

Sry not sorry

[marsh iris]

must be a hot one if you explode near them

[gusty flume]

Some talents killing the marked enemies lowers cdr and fat dmg boost

I kill myself sometimes too

Took one for the team I guess