general-chat

[acoustic pebble]

But I do love the M240B more than anything

[nocturne bloom]

Because it has practical use for small game

[acoustic pebble]

Call me simple, but I love the sound

[nocturne bloom]

410 is a useful round

[acoustic pebble]

Okay, time to play

Some darktide

Because you nerds wanted to talk about guns

[delicate vapor]

[acoustic pebble]

Which was my fault

[delicate vapor]

phantom forces weapons

[acoustic pebble]

But that doesn't matter. I'm a shark

I do what I want

[nocturne bloom]

People in Montana use the Taurus judge, the revolver shotgun handgun, for snakes

[dire kayak]

gun nerds help me with my writing so i love them very much

[nocturne bloom]

Its incredibly useful

[potent sage]

i mean if you consider someone trying to r*pe or kill me or take advantage of me in urban washington small game

then yeah

[somber stream]

I'm fairly sure we'll still seeing AK going about, 200 years from now

[nocturne bloom]

410 will absolutely kill someone

[jaunty path]

what if its terminator

[nocturne bloom]

Might i remind you that gun can take long colt ammo too

Its perfectly capable for self defense

[potent sage]

preferably, im trying not to flaunt or use my gun

and preferably, if i do have to use it. . . im trying not to kill the mf

no matter how much of an evil vile creature he is

[jaunty path]

You are shooting someone

[nocturne bloom]

If you shoot someone you intend to kill them

[jaunty path]

prepare to take a life to preserve your own

[nocturne bloom]

You dont need a gun if you think otherwise

[potent sage]

preferably he'll get medical attention after i blast him

[jaunty path]

center mass, in the torso

[restive walrus]

She blast me till I get medical

🔥 ✍️ 🔥

[gloomy tartan]

Man

[potent sage]

i'm fairly bad at the range

[nocturne bloom]

It doesnt matter where you shoot someone, its all lethal

[gloomy tartan]

Why am I self conscious to use inf lasgun ij havoc

[potent sage]

and i dont like practicing too much because ammo gets expensive here

[gloomy tartan]

🙁

[nocturne bloom]

If you dont want to kill someone consider alternatives

[jaunty path]

Just shoot them in the legs! they definitely won't bleed out and die!

i should stop sorry

[somber stream]

Bear spray hell yeah

[nocturne bloom]

It's almost like the femoral artery doesn't exist

[jaunty path]

ghost pepper and olive oil in a spray bottle

[dire kayak]

it's a lump of metal travelling at near the speed of sound it's gonna kill someone very easily

[little marten]

Fucking boomers lmao

[delicate vapor]

ive got thaty

[potent sage]

im a terrible runner too, thats very evident by the way i play basketball with teenagers younger than me

[jaunty path]

Not an actual recipe.

just some bullshit

[delicate vapor]

oh you mean

[dire kayak]

im physically incapable of running

[little marten]

My neighbour posted an anonymous passive aggressive letter about someone in his parking space (we don’t own a car)

Didn’t see our ring doorbell

Got a video of him posting the letter and running away hahaha

[potent sage]

rather i'd kill that guy then pepperspray him only to find out he's drunk and doesnt care

[nocturne bloom]

They'll care

[potent sage]

[delicate vapor]

immunity

[restive walrus]

She kill my guy till I care

[nocturne bloom]

Someone drunk won't care about being shot unless its lethal

[somber stream]

My neighbor would just call the cops on my ass and then flaunt about it

[restive walrus]

🔥 ✍️ 🔥

[little marten]

lol

[potent sage]

stop this madness insane freak

[restive walrus]

Listen your my muse right now

[potent sage]

ur style too different... ur flow too lyrical

[restive walrus]

Just let this happen

[potent sage]

they'll kill you

[restive walrus]

Even if they kill me..

[nocturne bloom]

I genuinely don't think people understand how much alcohol makes people not care about being shot. Theres a reason almost every time they just keep going until they bleed out

[somber stream]

Let us

Move on

[patent grove]

Why olive oil

[restive walrus]

If I got shot I think I’d cry cause it’d hurt a lot ):

[jaunty path]

idk feels like it sticks better idk

[potent sage]

if i got shot

[dire kayak]

sticks to them like napalm

[jaunty path]

if I got shot Id yank out the bullet and shoot it back

[potent sage]

i'd die

[jaunty path]

skill issue? just live?

[restive walrus]

If I got shot I’d lay on the ground cry and piss my pants

[dire kayak]

if i got shot

iwouldnt get shot id just eat the bullet

:3

[potent sage]

@jaunty path taurus g3c

thats what i have

[restive walrus]

She get on my shot till I :3

🔥 ✍️ 🔥

[potent sage]

it was cheap to rent and i like how it handles

[somber stream]

I found the solution to dog/cat girls ear problem

[patent grove]

G19 supremacy

[somber stream]

Instead of placing them on the top, shrimply replace existing human ear with cat/dogs variant

[nocturne bloom]

Im a 21 enjoyer

I own like 5 .45s

Plus the 21 can be swapped to take 10mm with a new barrel and recoil spring

[jaunty path]

Ah its a luger, kewl

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

i dont know what that is

[jaunty path]

me neither

[nocturne bloom]

9mm luger

Its a type of ammo

[potent sage]

the caliber is nine millimeter, yes

[jaunty path]

i need to learn gun terminology..

[potent sage]

caliber is the bullet size i think

[jaunty path]

ye

[nocturne bloom]

Me when im half asleep and buy .45 colt instead of .45 auto

[mystic fossil]

except theres 50 fucking measurements and nothings set in stone

[mystic fossil]

do they not shoot the same? like ik theres prob a diff when they hit a target but cant all 45 caliber guns shoot all 45 caliber ammmo?? im not knowledgeable

[nocturne bloom]

45 colt is a revolver cartridge

Its way bigger

[mystic fossil]

💀

why the fuck are they both 45

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

Guys

Blow darts

Why don’t we use those anymore

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[somber stream]

45 is the diameter of the projectile

[gloomy tartan]

A blow dart to the face would suck

[somber stream]

They might be the same calibre, but size of the shell may vary

It's like .50 BMG vs .50 Beowulf

[nocturne bloom]

Because its the same bore diameter

Which is why its called 45

[floral panther]

is the expedition mode only playable solo or is just no one playing it ?

[somber stream]

No one is playing

[jaunty path]

Dead fucking mode

😭

[potent sage]

why's it called beowulf

evil and intimidating ass bullet

[jaunty path]

Probably because its late

but also

expeditions is boring

[somber stream]

Idk, maybe they think it's cool?

[potent sage]

probably ruptures all your organs when u shoot someone with it

[floral panther]

gg then, I guess im going back to warframe then, at least the new voruna prime is coming out today

[delicate vapor]

true nuke

[somber stream]

It do be a 50

[mystic fossil]

folk regular .50 does this shit

[potent sage]

how am i supposed to know that

[nocturne bloom]

Historical name

[potent sage]

im not a sweaty stinky gun nerd

i dont shoot people on the regular

[somber stream]

Yeah but why the name for the ammo type

[mystic fossil]

gun nerds dont just go around shooting ppl gang

[potent sage]

every gun nerd has probably at least shot one person in their life

[mystic fossil]

most of them anyway

[teal token]

E

I need sum halp

[nocturne bloom]

I mean it is a different round than .50 bmg, it was mainly named that because the dude who designed it thought the name fit it because it was powerful, like Beowulf

[potent sage]

is it powerful

[teal token]

Why game cannot open?

[somber stream]

Yeah like i said, they prob think it was cool lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Its also a really niche round

[mystic fossil]

the fatshark ate your cookies, and is swimming in your browser web

[jaunty path]

super weak ye

very weak

[teal token]

No....

[somber stream]

Can blow your head to mist

[jaunty path]

[teal token]

[teal token]

How do I fix it?

[mystic fossil]

not me tho im built diff

[nocturne bloom]

Dude it was designed to stop VEHICLES

[teal token]

I cannot open the game at all

[potent sage]

the little bruiser mobs in this game can tank bolts

so how am i supposed to believe this

[somber stream]

I believe you, big chungus

[mystic fossil]

#🎒support-issues

we cant help you bigman

sorry

[somber stream]

Gameplay don't reflect lore

[potent sage]

idk this game is pretty realistic

[somber stream]

The lasgun can 1 shot just about any unarmoured unit in the game, save for monstrosities

[mystic fossil]

they blessed by daddy nurgle

[potent sage]

thats because the lasgun is basically an energy weapon i think

[mystic fossil]

uhhhhhh a highpowered one can, but isnt nurgles whole thing like poisons and buff guys that are extremely hard to kill

like nurgle creations often have organs hanging out and they seem very unaffected

[somber stream]

Lasgun is high intensity energy weapon, which is very effective on flesh and vaporize water

[potent sage]

i dunno i think most people would die to a high-powered heat beam ripping thru you

[delicate vapor]

just a flesh wound

nothing but WD-40 can fix

[grand mural]

Woe, plagueborn be upon you

Your lasgun only makes grandfather nurgle laugh

[jaunty path]

I can stop that with my teeth

[grand mural]

. 50 cal cant hurt me because I dont believe in decimal units

[marsh iris]

guys fix atoma

what are you doing

[grand mural]

I dont wanna.

I like it how it is

[potent sage]

atoma is cooked vro

[amber delta]

I am microdosing on bullets so I become immune to firearms in a couple years

[potent sage]

atoma is done 4

nobles have left 4 greener pastures because they are sqaundering hitlerites

[marsh iris]

its joever

[dire kayak]

i mean it's possible to save it but the chances are very very low

same chances as defeating chaos

[potent sage]

and now its a disease-ridden shithole where there are literal daemon death squads hunting serfs and civilians down

[grand mural]

Yeah for real though, Atoma is actually cooked no matter what

Tertium is actually going to be purged even if we win

[potent sage]

grendyl doesnt even give a fuck about atoma

[jaunty path]

atoma is fine

[dire kayak]

recommendation: exterminatus

[potent sage]

he's a radical who's there for his own reasons rather than saving atoma from nurglite insurrection

[grand mural]

The hive city is gone for sure, the planet might be next if the corruption spreads (it will)

[potent sage]

there are three hive cities i'd assume

[dire kayak]

the second grendyl loses his power over atoma it's getting the sondheim V treatment

[potent sage]

considering tertium is latin for "third"

[marsh iris]

i feel rannick warband is just grendyls failed side hobby project

bet he got the main ones to worry about

[somber stream]

Yeah, become immortal

He's sucking the mourning star's energy for that

[marsh iris]

Capristar

[grand mural]

Kinda but not really. Its not out of the ordinary for an Inquisitior to have some private force. Just odd for it to be almost entirely penal forces

[marsh iris]

hehh penal

[potent sage]

i'd imagine grendyl's plans are a bit fucked up because now the adeptus arbites are involved now

and theyre probably scruntinizing and pushing on him because of his failure of wrangling up the heresy

[mystic fossil]

if i was grendyl id just have a bunch of hadrons around

[grand mural]

My bet is no matter what happens, the rejects are getting the Lennie treatment

[marsh iris]

hadron harem

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

not me

rannick said i was a valuable asset and member of the warband

[marsh iris]

hey he said that to me too

[grand mural]

Trusted member of the Inquisition i am

[marsh iris]

feel so special

[somber stream]

Vote me for Inquisitor

+5000% SORORITAS PRESENCE ON ATOMA

[grand mural]

Vote me and we're never getting admech

[marsh iris]

i will find votes for you ala napoleon dynamite dance

[grand mural]

But I will give ogryn new weapons

[little marten]

BRING THE SISTERS

[amber delta]

5000% increase of 0 is still 0

[potent sage]

vote for me i will plunge atoma into the eye of terror

[grand mural]

You have my vote

I hope it fucks with Abbys plans

[mystic fossil]

can you even move a planet?

[grand mural]

Yes

[mystic fossil]

whats the lore on this

[jaunty path]

vote for me and everyone gets their own personal servitor!

[potent sage]

yeah i'll just do what abbadon did

[marsh iris]

https://youtu.be/BiAwpYIkRmU?si=lIVKXOLzXWqaX_eq

[amber delta]

vote for me and you will become a servitor

[potent sage]

it'll be a slow burn thing

[jaunty path]

@potent sage if u could get a servitor what kind would it be

[somber stream]

Victory is as good as ours dear Pedro

[potent sage]

13 wars and then i'll plunge it

[delicate vapor]

vote for me and you get free burgers

[potent sage]

i dont really want one

[mystic fossil]

vote for me and we all get hot goth elves (drukhari) all over atoma

[jaunty path]

why

[potent sage]

they are all very grotesque

[jaunty path]

You can make one pretty then

:)

put it in a maid outfit with cat ears

[potent sage]

i dont really know what types of servitors there are

[marsh iris]

burgers but the patty is made of pure blood vessels

[jaunty path]

Literally whatever you need

[delicate vapor]

3d printed steak

[jaunty path]

they do menial tasks

[potent sage]

a servitor that goes out and does things for me

and talks to people

[grand mural]

Remember Ullanor? Yeah that's actually now known as Armageddon because the Admech teleported it to where its at now.

[potent sage]

and gets me friends because i dont have any

a servitor that makes my life easier

[jaunty path]

uh I mean each is built to do one thing

[potent sage]

oh

[dire kayak]

gunservitor

[potent sage]

i guess a servitor that buys my groceries then

[jaunty path]

it can do that ye!

[dire kayak]

always bet on gunservitor

[jaunty path]

catboy servitor out buying groceries...genius..

this will be going in writing..

semi related but I am on and off writing something based off servitors and have always wondered how they would fare on their own

[mystic fossil]

i own a gun servitor for home defense just like the high lords of terra and the emporer intended

[somber stream]

Cutting before the audiences's reaction, THE CRIME

[jaunty path]

I think theyd need a lot of calibration before being shipped

[somber stream]

God i wish i have his moves

[marsh iris]

IKR

-# also jamiroquai rocks

[somber stream]

You bet your ass he is

I actually

Did a short 'animation' of his

But pepe

[marsh iris]

show us

[jaunty path]

My version of "servitors" are a lot more human looking

[somber stream]

But i dropped after the 1st second, hand drawn is a bitch

[jaunty path]

creepy but human shaped

[marsh iris]

[jaunty path]

I thought about like

[somber stream]

Okay okay wait

[jaunty path]

making different types with varying levels of intelligence

the lower tiers have no mouth and if they work long enough with eachother they develop a sort of hive mind

idk

[marsh iris]

im also interested in star wars servitor "Decraniated"

[dire kayak]

uncanny valley?

[jaunty path]

mhm

[dire kayak]

that's so cool

[jaunty path]

they dont blink and are made of plastic

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[jaunty path]

well they can blink

theyre trained to

they just dont need to blink

the boys season 5 comes out today btw

[dire kayak]

go go gadget acid servitor

[jaunty path]

For now I'm calling them Dollus

[little marten]

Much respect for you developing and expanding on the humble servitor

[jaunty path]

Not sure on how their made entirely just yet for now I have 2 ways. one is made by implanting a soul into something and the first is using an unfortunate prisoner

[little marten]

Have you considered ‘soft servitors’? And by that I mean overweight male gamers in their mid twenties

[jaunty path]

I cant tell if im trembling because im talking about this or if im eating cereal

im not even anxious

this is so weird

[jaunty path]

Pretty much

[little marten]

Are you excited to share your servitor lore?

[jaunty path]

yes tbh

dont get to talk about it much

[little marten]

Then it’s excited nervous energy

Ride the wave 🌊

[jaunty path]

probably!

uhhh hmmmmmmmmmm

I have 2 sides

I love the gorey grotesque fucked up nature of a servitors design

and the other wants it to be cutesy tutesy

Just don't know how to fuse those two things in my mind

[little marten]

It can be both

[jaunty path]

Like "Dollus" are calibrated so they have an "obsession" with doing certain tasks.

Like cooking or cleaning

but the Immediate issue I found is that what happens after they clean up everything their owners home?

maybe im spilling the beans

too much lmfao

hmmmm

They can't get physically tired...nore need sleep....hmmm..I need to think about their personality and behavior more

[somber stream]

It can be broth

[marsh iris]

stew

[jaunty path]

The first ever instance of one in my mind was "Klane", shes an expert in like every area of the medical field. I never knew how to explain howd that be even possible but with Dollu's "obssession" I could have that be the explanation. its still super duper early in writing

oh yea

if they like uh. can't pursue their obssesion, they'll start to well, lose their shit lmfao

[little marten]

Servitor X27 was a mangled mess of flesh and metal. A once pristine canvas, now sullied by mechanical ambition. Deep within its crudely lobotomised skull, the oozing recess of a once functioning mind was now hollow.

Except it wasn’t.

Somewhere betwixt the pooling of loose brain matter and congealed blood, a strange emotion had begun to form. One that X27 could not even begin to fathom in its indentured form.

It was a feeling, no, a desire. A desire to be held.

[jaunty path]

I also need a name for the company producing them..

[jaunty path]

good shit

[little marten]

Just think of Wall-E

I eagerly await your servitor saga

[somber stream]

I'd Zap you bro

[little marten]

Tehe

[patent grove]

Skynet

[marsh iris]

Traxis

[dire kayak]

traxis? twelve? yeah?! traxis twelve?!

[little marten]

Traxis Interplanetary Logistics Guild

[delicate vapor]

[little marten]

Maybe give it some high gothic flare

[potent sage]

stygian armor is sooooooo ass

[jaunty path]

I Just realized

my dollus should have their frontal lobes modified!

Not lobotomized necessarily but modified!

maybe on the lesser models lobotomized to keep their brains simple

[teal token]

Rip my Darktide launcher is ded...

[jaunty path]

like being able to do nothing.

[little marten]

Taylor Swift music damages the frontal lobe and makes listeners more open to buying McDonald’s

[teal token]

Should I ask for refund?

Hello comrade Nurgle Gamer

[delicate vapor]

500 hours too late

[little marten]

GOOD MORNING COMRADE 🫡

[dire kayak]

i found someone i can actually commission for an art thing i need done but im a fucking nervous wreck and dont have the confidence

[teal token]

I don't know why my PC suddently show this app launcher was blocked gg

[little marten]

Don’t be nervous you’re essentially paying their rent no?

[jaunty path]

think im gonna fall asleep to jerma clips

[jaunty path]

Just describe what you want

[somber stream]

Lotsa scam artist these day

It's understandable to be vigilant

[jaunty path]

windows blocking it or

[teal token]

Window can block Darktide??

[little marten]

If the commission is extreme smut just use me I only charge $3 per word

[dire kayak]

its not smut!!!!

[jaunty path]

it can be stupid

[dire kayak]

i just suck in social situations is all

[teal token]

Eh...

[little marten]

I didn’t think it was sorry was just a bad joke

[little marten]

Email?

[teal token]

So my PC window just fucking nuke Darktide launcher or somehting??

[somber stream]

Hello, one lewd piece of art with 2 people making out HARD bitte, thank you

[delicate vapor]

?

[dire kayak]

vgen

[delicate vapor]

too specific

[somber stream]

t'was an example

[delicate vapor]

ive seen someone use that as an actual art request

artist friend of mine had it before

[somber stream]

Wouldn't be surprised

[delicate vapor]

is what it is

[little marten]

When I finally finish my short story how much would you charge for some cover art?

[little marten]

Not familiar sorry but you can always pre-write your message and ask a friend to check for your sanity haha, if not one of us here would assist I’m sure

[somber stream]

My skill is still dog water so i wouldn't take on the request just yet

Maybe once i git gud

[little marten]

That gives me plenty of time to actually finish something

[limber zealot]

How's it going fellas

[somber stream]

Then let us finish

Together

[jaunty path]

when it comes to writing ive been counting anything I write as writing

[dire kayak]

i watch the guy's videos all the time so like

[delicate vapor]

Germa

[little marten]

Based and self aware / positive

[limber zealot]

Ok do you mean creative writing or just all writing as a whole?

[somber stream]

Missus Darktide Discord Arc

[delicate vapor]

www

[jaunty path]

Any writing I do in my writing software

[limber zealot]

Ohhhhh

Like that kinda writing

Got it

[little marten]

You mean google docs lol?

[jaunty path]

Obsidian

Very nice

Yeah its creative writing

[little marten]

Well when you’re ready you know many of us would like to see some

[jaunty path]

Mm...google docs is convenient in like..writing anywhere you go

Also what the fuck something fell on my ac

Fuck

Lmao

[dire kayak]

i just use google docs so theres a 0% chance i lose any of my writing

im a paranoid person

[dire kayak]

including me

[jaunty path]

If I ever feel up to showing anything yeah

[jaunty path]

Ye u 2

[potent sage]

@jaunty path this rat build is very good

its better than the fatmangus one

[little marten]

It’s the hardest thing in the world until you do then you get to feel all nice and squishy cause you dared to

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[jaunty path]

You're welcome lmfao

[delicate vapor]

vhaowww

[jaunty path]

That's how I feel when writing

The thing im writing is also pretty personal

[potent sage]

yes

thank you

[little marten]

Oh ok then no worries at all

You don’t gotta share anything you don’t wanna or don’t think is appropriate too, only want you to know that if you wanted to, we’d be here for it 🫂

[jaunty path]

I don't think i can avoid not heavily projecting on this character...

[little marten]

Nothing wrong with that

[jaunty path]

Thnx Nurgle

[little marten]

Unless your Stephen king

[jaunty path]

My favorite chaos god

[delicate vapor]

turn every book into a film

for 41

$1

[little marten]

Based and not cokeduppedopilled

[delicate vapor]

coke

[amber delta]

if you are like Stephen King

don't be

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[amber delta]

do NOT write child orgy

[white crescent]

anyone figured out how to disable crossplay?

[limber zealot]

I kinda get that way until I reach my first roadblock and get really mad

90% of my roadblocks are just me being a harsh critic of myself though I think

[somber stream]

I crave takoyaki

[little marten]

WHERE IS THE POSTMAN WITH MY NEW BRUSHES

[delicate vapor]

i too crave a fireball enhanced octopus snack

[somber stream]

🫸 🔥 🦑

[delicate vapor]

pretty much

havent had them in

2 and a half years

[somber stream]

Time to hunt

[marsh iris]

ugghhhhh grilled squid

[delicate vapor]

and beer

[blissful swan]

Is double barrel shotty any good?

Not sure if its been buffed since I last played

[analog marsh]

Yes, it's quite good on a hivescum ranged build.

[blissful swan]

How does it compare to Arbites shotty?

[analog marsh]

Probably not as good as the mkIII, but close enough. You can spam it constantly.

[blissful swan]

Huh, I assume its been buffed

[analog marsh]

Yeah, I think they did change something on it a while ago, can't remember what exactly. Is good gun though.

[sleek harness]

Good for hordes, smaller elites and specialist

Because it's a double barreled shotgun

[little violet]

Witch Hat 👁️ 👄 👁️

[elder oasis]

and you can do funny triple barrel builds

[amber delta]

I answered the poll that my favourite thing about new classes are their cosmetics just so FS feels bad about it

[elder oasis]

where is the third barrel? no one knows

[somber stream]

The Lex provides

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Let us date under the Hive of Tertium

Actually nvm that sounds kinda rapey

[delicate vapor]

😱

[green vector]

WHOA YEAH WAIT A MINUTE MISTER POSTMAN

[brazen pelican]

I ate him, sorry. :<

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[brazen pelican]

Shikanokonokonoko Koshitantan!

[delicate vapor]

true

[somber stream]

🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺 🧍‍♂️ 🕺 🕺 🕺 🕺

[dire kayak]

meow

[dire kayak]

literally gen chat

[brazen pelican]

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I too, love to dance around a stranger

[tired steeple]

Okay stomach is fine

I think that indian food just did not agree with me yesterday

[delicate vapor]

o fuckle

[little marten]

But I’m tasty too 🤭

[brazen pelican]

Yummy! :>

[green vector]

go dms you cretin

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Disgusting

[little marten]

My understanding of cannibalism is unfortunately not the lewd kind

[sleek harness]

Blood tastes good

Specially the ones in you thighs

[little marten]

Awwww Did you eat your first medium rare steak

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass.

[sleek harness]

No I ate my own blood

Duh

[little violet]

Corpse starch upon ye

[marsh iris]

the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

[little marten]

Ofc silly me

[brazen pelican]

Blue rare or steak tartare, though. Yummy! :>

[marsh iris]

medium well

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[tired steeple]

Y’all having fun

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[delicate vapor]

medium rare steak...

[sleek harness]

No

[tired steeple]

Talking about eating people

And blood

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[amber delta]

the implication of this is very weird

[sleek harness]

I loved my childhood

Probably

[tired steeple]

I love yooooo mama

[sleek harness]

Magos you don't know how she is.

[delicate vapor]

[turbid glen]

hi. melee builds using stamina stats on curios bcs block? or is there another reason?

[brazen pelican]

Also more pushes.

[turbid glen]

i see lot of builds have stamina stats on curios

cool. thx

[amber delta]

+9 stamina ogryn

[timber elk]

spawns in the rooms wearing heavy juggernaut armor and a heavy shotgun and takes off his helmet hi everyone :]

[brazen pelican]

Food shape! :>

[dire kayak]

lambbb

i need helpp

[sleek harness]

Finally you look cute

[green vector]

lambussy

[timber elk]

Awwww shucks don’t make me blush ;3

[timber elk]

But what’s up?

[tired steeple]

Stop rping whenever you appear

[timber elk]

No

[sleek harness]

It's that what you respond first?

Dude

[timber elk]

It’s funny and makes people laugh and smile

[tired steeple]

I can do it too watch this

[brazen pelican]

Keep RPing whenever you appear! :>

[dire kayak]

i found someone i can commission for artwork of something in my writing but im too nervous to contact them help me

[tired steeple]

I appear with piss running down my leg

[delicate vapor]

FOOOOD

[tired steeple]

How’s it going bros

My name is peeeeewdiepie

[timber elk]

Why are you nervous?

[delicate vapor]

i use to have trouble spelling his name when I was a kid

[dire kayak]

i dont knoww

i wish i wasnt

[tired steeple]

Goober probably has anxiety

[timber elk]

You’re asking someone for their services. Just tell them their art interests you and ask if you can pay them for something for your writing

[amber delta]

pewdiepie my beloved

[patent grove]

Just trying to enjoy my morning and my bunny is laying next to me farting. Just lil toots from a lil girl

[timber elk]

Think of it as a crusher going to overhead you and you effortlessly dodge

[tired steeple]

What’s her name

[timber elk]

Your the one who said I look cute

[patent grove]

@tired steeple Cinnamon

[tired steeple]

Aw that’s lovely

[green vector]

just dont let him near a bridge

[dire kayak]

its like having to tell a waiter that they got your food wrong to me

like yeah thats their job but like

[timber elk]

Wow I just got whiplash from that

[dire kayak]

i dont wanna give them more work and stuff

[patent grove]

She's very lovely. Just don't say the word "cookie" near her, she turns into a feral goblin

[amber delta]

but this is exactly why he's my beloved

[brazen pelican]

You have cookies?

[timber elk]

I understand. But unfortunately goober your paying them for a service that you need done. Tell me in dms how much your paying them

[misty smelt]

im glad im not the only one who feels this way. i always feel bad doing that lol

[amber delta]

why not? if they do commissions they are going to love more work (they get paid)

[patent grove]

Baked apple, banana, and alfalfa cookies

[brazen pelican]

All of them, please. :>

[green vector]

asking someone to do their job smh

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

Every time I give her one she grabs it and runs away before eating it

[midnight magnet]

Hello there.

[little marten]

What does tartare taste like

ALSO WHERE IS THE POSTMAN

[timber elk]

takes off the heavy juggernaut helmet. His wool was a bit sweaty tartare? Hmmm I don’t know. I always wonder what caviar taste like.

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

Isn’t it just like fish eggs or something?

[midnight magnet]

Caviar.

This is something else. 😄

[green vector]

silly meat ball

[turbid glen]

hi. have again questioon about curios. why ppl use 1x ally revive speed with no other passives for revive in skill tree? 12% revive speed is so poor number or what i am missing?

[midnight magnet]

As a noble Ogryn I use 3x HP with increased toughness. And resistance to this or that.

Makes my life easier.

[little marten]

Bad if I recall

[limber zealot]

1 or 2?

Someone pick a number

[limber zealot]

Fuck you that's not an option!!!!!

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[amber delta]

I use x3 revive on everyone except arbites

[limber zealot]

I'm trying to pick between 2 books

[amber delta]

arbites accepts the fallen deserve to die

[midnight magnet]

Ok, if it's about books, then No2.

[timber elk]

I use x3 on everyone because apparently nobody can revive for shit in this game

[limber zealot]

Nietzsche it is

Thanks

[midnight magnet]

Always a pleasure.

[timber elk]

There’s always like the one moment is the perfect opportunity to rev someone but nobody uses CC skills to do anything

Like I can name 90 different times I was completely safe or someone else to pick up only for them to not do anything

[turbid glen]

36% revive speed is good number but 12 is nothing i think

[unkempt iron]

Run atleast 2 of it

running 1 is nothing basically

[turbid glen]

when i running revive speed i also invest into skill tree for revive. it make best sense for me when i wanna run revive on curios

[timber elk]

Usually it’s best to run a curio like this

Combat regeneration
Stamina regeneration
Rev speed

It mostly depends on the character you play

[turbid glen]

now i am playing ogryn power maul impact taunt build

[sleek harness]

Oh wow, so you responded me first because I called you cute?

This sounds

Selfish

[cosmic burrow]

Blast

[timber elk]

Because it is

[cosmic burrow]

Blast of shit in the face

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Don't even dare to call me a yandere

Old man

[elder merlin]

I thinks its tsundere in this case?

[sleek harness]

No

[elder merlin]

Yandere's are psychotic

[patent grove]

No Dartides for Old Men

[sleek harness]

SELFISH

[timber elk]

still wearing the juggernaut armor

[sleek harness]

It's just a juggernaut armor

It isn't made out of Moebian Steel

[elder merlin]

[timber elk]

Better.

Custodian metal.

As a reward for helping captain-general kitten make 20000000 pizza pies

[sleek harness]

This sounds painful

You can't even move that

[timber elk]

Yes I can

[sleek harness]

No

[timber elk]

Skaven I’m a eldritch lamb

I’m not natural

[dull violet]

imma be real this expedition mode is really boring

[timber elk]

PREACH

[dull violet]

having tried it again after launch dayh

spent 30 mins getting 1800 mguffins and learning you gotta do that like 3 more times to unlock the next zone to get more mguffins

[sleek harness]

But you aren't religious

You can't be a god if you aren't religious

[timber elk]

….thats not how that works

[sleek harness]

I mean it is

[timber elk]

No it’s not

[sleek harness]

Every god as a religion

[patent grove]

No Dartides for Old Men

[timber elk]

I didn’t say I was a god

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[sleek harness]

Eldritch being

God

[timber elk]

I said eldritch being

[sleek harness]

Potato pothato

[timber elk]

There’s a difference

[twin flower]

o beef

[sleek harness]

I don't see any

Both are powerful

[timber elk]

Yeah. But eldritch beings in nature are hostile. Incomprehensible ancient horror.

Gods are worshipped by those believe in them as a concept

Khorne isn’t a eldritch horror

[delicate vapor]

use my eldritch powers to make all my door dash and uber eats orders free

[patent grove]

The big E is highly anti-religion yet billions worship him as a god

[timber elk]

Khrone the concept of honor, justice war and bloodshed.

[patent grove]

This would be amazing

[sleek harness]

Date a Eldritch Being (and survive) disagrees

[delicate vapor]

and also use it to steal peoples computers that are better than mine

if I want someones 5090 pc ill just

take it

[timber elk]

spawns in a big bag of Taco Bell and pulls out a Crunchwrap surpreme food? :]

[delicate vapor]

baco tell

[sleek harness]

Poor

[delicate vapor]

but for family owned mexican restaurants ill just pay

[sleek harness]

Still poor

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzz

NakedMoleThing needs their meds again

[timber elk]

What the fuck is a naked mole thing?

[delicate vapor]

skaven

[cobalt lichen]

Just took a massive L in a job interview.

Time to vent frustration by causing such violence against plaguebearers that even Khorne will think it’s a bit much

[delicate vapor]

[delicate vapor]

sorry to see

[timber elk]

holds out a Crunchwrap surpreme food?

[brazen pelican]

Food? :>

[timber elk]

holds out a crunch wrap surpreme to her :>

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom! ..oOwOo..

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

I like being a eldritch being :> too bad I don’t have a soul :> but at least I can do this. spawns in more bags of Taco Bell

[cobalt lichen]

the scene in my mind of this is Unfathomably cute

I might draw

[timber elk]

Just draw a picture of chats pfps passed out from a food coma from Taco Bell and monsters

[delicate vapor]

food]

[brazen pelican]

Do it! :>

[brazen pelican]

[cobalt lichen]

oke

I shall @ you in art discuss when I get something sketched up

[timber elk]

Do the same for me

I want to see everyone passed out in a food coma

[marsh iris]

@

[cobalt lichen]

I was planning on just having a creature consume the crunchwrap.

But I may do other things

if my vision works, hopefully itll be very funny

[brazen pelican]

Looking forward to it! :>

[delicate vapor]

W

[sleek harness]

You weren't here on April Fool's

Too selfish for that eh?

[timber elk]

Nah

I was actually sick that day

[sleek harness]

Sickly selfish

[timber elk]

I was making chilli for the family and i accidentally undercooked the onions

[sleek harness]

So you had food poisoning

[midnight magnet]

Had food, now I can die.

Oh wait.

[midnight magnet]

Maybe later.

[midnight magnet]

I guess it will be less dramatic than that but sure.

[sleek harness]

How do you see this as dramatically

It's a guy exploding

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[midnight magnet]

"Oh, the woe is my enemy, gone, just gone! Erased from existence, in the red mist of his body fluids! How can he just be gone like that!? How I ask!?'

Dramatic enough?

[sleek harness]

It's dramatic because you making it so

When it isn't

[midnight magnet]

You must be real fun at parties.

I think it is. 😄

[sleek harness]

Exactly

But I don't see it as dramatic

And it's a fact

[midnight magnet]

Shrugs.

I care not. 😄

Still think it is.

And making it silly is what makes it even better.

[delicate vapor]

we can olive togetherr

[midnight magnet]

Sadly, we do.

How I want to eat olives, thank you!

Damn it. 😄

[marsh iris]

starvation

[midnight magnet]

One way to fix that.

[modest flume]

Deal

I love olives

[sleek harness]

Cool but like

[marsh iris]

i like the black olive bits they put on pizza

[sleek harness]

Why are you trying to make me see your way

Such selfishness

For old grumpy man

[midnight magnet]

I am not, if you look at the conversation, I said it every time ME.

It's your choice to go along with it or not.

[sleek harness]

But are you pointing our your opinion if I already know

[midnight magnet]

Sadly, these days, people as soon they read something they don't like, they are thinkinh that others are forcing them to see things their way.

[sleek harness]

Truly

Imagine being thoses people

[midnight magnet]

In truth, I could not care less what others will think or say. I just go with everything.

[cobalt lichen]

true true

[midnight magnet]

That comes with age, you will see. 😄

[hazy kestrel]

Olives are whack. I believe in “eating an entire raw onion” supremacy.

[midnight magnet]

Anyway!

[sleek harness]

Such no funner

[midnight magnet]

This takes forever to download.

[delicate vapor]

fair

[marsh iris]

raw onions with grill meats ✊

also salad

[sleek harness]

Theses sound bad

[marsh iris]

-# honestly alot of stuff

[astral basin]

Aaa

[sleek harness]

Skully

[cobalt lichen]

[astral basin]

Oh the misery

[elder merlin]

Hmmm

This thursday for shop?

[limpid vigil]

I came to a cursed realisation

[shell berry]

Words

[limpid vigil]

The thing from the movie "the thing" is a reverse furry

[dire kayak]

meow

[astral basin]

Howsit goob

[astral basin]

Rat Of Unusual Size

[marsh iris]

chicken rice devoured, starvation under control

[delicate vapor]

Shower time

[jaunty tundra]

Did expeditions kill this game?

[sleek harness]

No

I already take shower

Unlike you freaks

[sleek harness]

No

In which universe do you live

[thick coyote]

It was never alive to begin with

In fact

It doesn't even exist

[sleek harness]

Dark what

What are you even talking about

[thick coyote]

There's no Easter bunny, there's no tooth fairy and there's no darktide

[shell berry]

There’s no satan? 😭

[sleek harness]

No theres only Santa

[amber delta]

gooning sesh is now in effect

[sleek harness]

He usually delivers your food from McDonald's

[amber delta]

please proceed to your goonpods

[shell berry]

Sorry only at night we goon

[amber delta]

deadline is non negotiable

[tawdry edge]

Youre telling me a shrimp gooned on this rag

[thick coyote]

It's too early for this

[sleek harness]

Lynxiee

[amber delta]

im telling you a simp gooned on this hag

[sleek harness]

No it's not

It's 9am

[midnight magnet]

Too late for many. 😄

[thick coyote]

Yeah too early for this

In fact

[sleek harness]

We aren't starting this again...

[midnight magnet]

Shrugs.

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Elios

[delicate vapor]

NakedMoleThing

[sleek harness]

Do you want to kill a old person

[delicate vapor]

Depends who’s asking

[astral basin]

Hes the Earl of Earth, put some respect on his name

[sleek harness]

Me

Duh

[delicate vapor]

Ok

Pay up front

[sleek harness]

No I don't want you to murder anyone

I am just asking

[delicate vapor]

Darn

[sleek harness]

Do you or do you not want to kill a old person

[delicate vapor]

Yes

[sleek harness]

Okay kill @midnight magnet

[delicate vapor]

And why can’t you do it yourself

[sleek harness]

I thought you wanted to kill a old person

I am just helping you dude

[delicate vapor]

Okay pay me

[sleek harness]

Why

[delicate vapor]

My time and effort

[sleek harness]

I didn't ask for you to kill him

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzz

[sleek harness]

You want to kill a old person, yeah?

[dire kayak]

i eat old people

[delicate vapor]

Are you old

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate vapor]

How old

[sleek harness]

Goober theres this old person

[midnight magnet]

That sounds wrong.

[sleek harness]

You can eat him

[dire kayak]

unleash the power of the servo-skull!!!!

[sleek harness]

Cannibalism is normal in this chat

[astral basin]

Oh

[sleek harness]

Don't worry about it

[delicate vapor]

Comes with free chocolate ice cream

[midnight magnet]

Oh, that. Yes...

[astral basin]

Power low. Unleashing not happening

[sleek harness]

Not old

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

What are you on

[midnight magnet]

The Thing was original Among Us.

Everything started there.

[sleek harness]

It was better than Among Us

[midnight magnet]

It still is, great movie.

Well, it's based on book or a novel I think.

I forgot that bit of info.

[sleek harness]

Book

[visual vortex]

Anything is

[sleek harness]

No but you see

You are forgetting ARK Survival

Which is the wrong game I was thinking of but it works

[thick coyote]

Not true

[visual vortex]

Wildcard actually being tormented by their own publisher

[twin flower]

Wasnt there a The Thing game that played almost like Among us as well

[sleek harness]

Yes it's called "every friend horror slop"

[delicate vapor]

Forgot to bring a towel to the shower

[sleek harness]

Loser

[delicate vapor]

Eh it’s 10pm

I’ll walk naked

[sleek harness]

Is your bathroom outside or something

[delicate vapor]

In

[sleek harness]

Why are you worried then

[delicate vapor]

Was I

[sleek harness]

It's another word for "why do you even care"

Because I don't wanna sound rude right now

[delicate vapor]

My cheeks

[visual vortex]

Discordia

[sleek harness]

What, did a spike went through it and almost hit your brain?

[delicate vapor]

Depends who’s asking

[sleek harness]

There's this guy who worked in building railroads

[visual vortex]

Oh yeah

[sleek harness]

A spike flew into his head and he survived

Cool reference

[visual vortex]

And it shot out his brain

That happened to me irl with a boar anchor

Boat

[sleek harness]

Basically he got a lobotomy in a different region of the brain

[midnight magnet]

Boar anchor sounds awesome! 😄

[sleek harness]

Which was the part of the brain that works on emotions and empathy

[delicate vapor]

Anchovies

[tawdry edge]

Lore chat is talking about Israel while I wanted to read more about lore

[tawdry edge]

Skaven

[twin flower]

irl lore

[sleek harness]

Are you lazy today?

[sleek harness]

Israel was a very important country in the 40k universe

Trust

[tawdry edge]

Kind of

[sleek harness]

Half lazy then

[tawdry edge]

Yeah it's called Cadia

[timber elk]

is on the floor surrounded by crunch wrap surpreme wrappings and monster cans, unconscious

[sleek harness]

I thought you said warpstone

[twin flower]

poke him with a stick

[sleek harness]

For a moment I would have stolen from you and danced on your corpse

I might do it anyways

[tawdry edge]

Warpstone addicts can't even hear the word "warp" before getting irritated

Typical skaven

[sleek harness]

Stfu

I am not a addict

I dropped it last day

Trust

[twin flower]

former addict then

[tawdry edge]

Dude I see you taking a warpstone hit rn stop lying

[sleek harness]

What are yoy talking abourt

I am no taking hit

None of that

[dire kayak]

nibbles

[sleek harness]

Goober

[timber elk]

BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! than goes back to sleep

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

You should like

Make the lamb furless

So I can like

Make art out of it

[dire kayak]

hmmmmm

tempting

what do i get out of it?

[sleek harness]

To eat his fur

[dire kayak]

very tempting

[timber elk]

still sleeping

[delicate vapor]

draw me giving Lamb a gun

[sleek harness]

I don't know your body sorry

[delicate vapor]

Not gonna say what I was about to say

[sleek harness]

What is it

[visual vortex]

Say ir

[dire kayak]

aggghhh i have to wait until tomorrow to get my commission

fuck

[visual vortex]

I have to wait 4 minutes in the school bathroom

Fuck

[limpid vigil]

Animal wearing a human suit

hence reverse furry

[sleek harness]

It's a alien

[twin flower]

but theyre aliens

[sleek harness]

Not a animal

It's like saying that a fungus wearing a dog costume is a furry

[limpid vigil]

It was a sled dog at one point tho

[sleek harness]

Okay and

Alien still

[visual vortex]

Because it turns into other things

[twin flower]

closer to shape shifter imo

[limpid vigil]

Alien yes , it can still be an alien and animal at the same time

[sleek harness]

Imagine if all Gene Stealers were considered furries

[limpid vigil]

I can call a xenomorph an alien and an animal

[severe fiber]

STOP SNIFFING MY LEG!!!!!

[visual vortex]

I think you just want to label a merciless alien that kills and perverts bodies as a furry

[severe fiber]

💀

[limpid vigil]

I just want to label something as a reverse furry cuz my friend said the words "humansuit" in a convo and i cannot get it outta my head

[sleek harness]

Where did you got that idea anyways

[visual vortex]

Call literally anything else a furry idk

[visual vortex]

Their friend is a real piece of work ig

[sleek harness]

Is he a furry

[limpid vigil]

I got a lot of furry things on my fyp recently with the las vegas con that happened

[twin flower]

Soo

[limpid vigil]

and i got furries on my mind and when they said humansuit my head made a connection

[twin flower]

you were in a furry convention?

[sleek harness]

Neo furry confirmed

[limpid vigil]

No i wasn't - just saw posts from it