ip grabber !!!
#general-chat
jaunty path
but will fair enough
brazen pelican
jaunty path
ip grabber !!!
nukes to ur house
delicate vapor
nukes to ur house
o deer
delicate vapor
Shikanokonokonoko Koshitantan!
was watching that
brazen pelican
was watching that
It's so fucking funny. :>
delicate vapor
It's so fucking funny. :>
insert gif
somber stream
It's so fucking funny. :>
Watched the Indian version yet?
trail marten
Thanks heaps for advice
brazen pelican
Watched the Indian version yet?
I have not. I am not sure I want to. 
somber stream
It's so peak, i assure you
jaunty path
I should give that deer anime another shot
jaunty path
It's so peak, i assure you
shutup weeb
brazen pelican
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h0d6GazKBI
Oh, that one. Yes, it's amazing.
I thought you meant a dub or ripoff.
jaunty path
@feral vessel loser
somber stream
Naahhh
jaunty path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h0d6GazKBI
What the fuck
Why is it
so
to the fucking BEAT
NO.
brazen pelican
jaunty path
thats going in the special playlist
obtuse oak
to the fucking BEAT
Because the video has been sped up slightly to match
brazen pelican
Because the video has been sped up slightly to match
Aww, here comes Hank, the fun ruiner.
jaunty path
killjoy
brazen pelican
Jokes aside, that makes sense.
obtuse oak
Aww, here comes Hank, the fun ruiner. <:KEKW:745745472265781270>
🤓 ☝️
brazen pelican
🤓 ☝️
Actually, the hand depicted is a right hand, so it should be on the other side of the nerd emoji. ☝️ 🤓
dire kayak
oouuuhhhh
obtuse oak
Actually, the hand depicted is a right hand, so it should be on the other side o...
Fuck, you got me
brazen pelican
Fuck, you got me
You were a worthy opponent. 
gloomy void
Aww, here comes Hank, the fun ruiner. <:KEKW:745745472265781270>
I hear that guy hates ogyrn
brazen pelican
I hear that guy hates ogyrn
That is a very serious accusation.
obtuse oak
I hear that guy hates ogyrn
jaunty path
I should check out the spiders my friend showed me
brazen pelican
https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645
Are you the dog or the butterfly in this?
brazen pelican
I should check out the spiders my friend showed me
Can I also see? Please? :>
jaunty path
mhm
brazen pelican
trail bramble
Perkele
ripe tangle
ripe tangle
Perkele
the ultimate repellent for both Bears and Russians.
is just shouting PERKELE! as loudly and angrily as you can
hard gorge
The Pervitin Finn was actually just a neophyte in training
brazen pelican
Chaos is located in Finland!
This makes sense.
astral basin
Ive been stymied
Idk how to get these arms on.
Feel like id get the rotation wrong and. There goes the arm
delicate vapor
hard gorge
Currently rewriting a ton of lore for my old SM custom chapter
Renamed them to the Venom Wraiths, all secondborn sons offered up to the Chapter (the Firstborn enter service into the planet's Guard Regiments or as serfs/Guard for the Fortress Monastery. They often serve alongside each other and the guards call the Venom Wraiths "little brothers")
acoustic pebble
Hey Hey People
Shork here
After digging through the games data that I made up, I have found Brunt
He's tied up in Rannicks room
somber stream
😳
acoustic pebble
And yes. You are thinking correctly
hard gorge
alone in this fuckass apartment
We call that enjoying your night
feral vessel
<@969656016260198431> loser
yeh?
potent sage
i am not enjoying myself
feral vessel
i was sleeping
potent sage
i dont remember the last time i've enjoyed myself
feral vessel
gmorn chat
cobalt lichen
gmorn chat
mornin cheese
feral vessel
why is the spacebar suddenly so shitty
cobalt lichen
it hates you
violet lintel
Ok.... i am SORTA liking expedition again!
It's like.... how do you explain it? It's easy, but hard at the same time?
cobalt lichen
Ok.... i am SORTA liking expedition again!
it’s fun when it works
violet lintel
Mhmm. So clunky in many regards though.
dire kayak
Goober! Henlo! <a:Charlie_HeadPat:947569942637727855>
haiiii
cobalt lichen
"liking" and "expedition" in the same sentence
It can be though.
Get a good squad together and it’s good
violet lintel
"liking" and "expedition" in the same sentence
I can't help it. So many dummies and newbies play it. So i get praises a lot. I live for that kind of stuff!
dire kayak
"liking" and "expedition" in the same sentence
i love expeditions personally
violet lintel
I think i can sorta solo Theta for a good while, so it's cool.
dire kayak
i tend to get good squads and even if i don't i can usually hold my own
delicate vapor
I think i can sorta solo Theta for a good while, so it's cool.
almost read your name as fart
cobalt lichen
I wish I can true solo it.
I bet I could spend hours out there by myself
delicate vapor
cobalt lichen
violet lintel
But you know... they nerfed FNP... i should rename myself.
cobalt lichen
violet lintel
I do agree that there should be a solo mode for that. 5 extra min? That'd be fun. And i LOVE the Deadsiders and their Sanctuaries~!
Like... that's the hardest part about Expedition. It's much more team focused compared to the other ones because of time. Hmmph.
feral vessel
@brazen pelican @dire kayak hello my two favourite people who will be spared during the nuclear war of 27
delicate vapor
feral vessel
<:wtfgryn:1099688205420347412>
you get spared too dw
dire kayak
<@178154575914598401> <@739407711405604927> hello my two favourite people who wi...
wuh
haiii
brazen pelican
<@178154575914598401> <@739407711405604927> hello my two favourite people who wi...
delicate vapor
you get spared too dw
oh, thanks
dire kayak
im one of merp's favourite people 
feral vessel
you cuddled w/ me thats enough to move you up a bracket
potent sage
if i was in deadside i would be one of those corpses strung up by metal chains
swinging off the rafters
feral vessel
sexy (not)
potent sage
i wish
cobalt lichen
Like... that's the hardest part about Expedition. It's much more team focused co...
Which is why it only works when the team isn’t ass
cobalt lichen
you cuddled w/ me thats enough to move you up a bracket
noted
potent sage
im not
jaunty path
rong
potent sage
maybe that way people will look at me for once
violet lintel
Which is why it only works when the team isn’t ass
Lol, honestly. But Darktide has never really been a team game when playing public
potent sage
🚬
jaunty path
citation is needed
potent sage
work cited: my cracked bathroom mirror
feral vessel
all women are beautiful
missus i got called cute by a lesbian
jaunty path
Lol, honestly. ~~But Darktide has never really been a team game when playing pub...
Thats why you let teammates die
feral vessel
what am i supposed to make of this
jaunty path
It means you're a twink
feral vessel
hell yeah
surreal onyx
Just looked up a recipe for a fried chicken po boy. I’m so excited.
marsh iris
-# smoltide
feral vessel
largtide
surreal onyx
Fried chickentide.
twin flower
beegtide
cobalt lichen
all women are beautiful
Not when they’re strung up corpses.
Though I know some people who’d disagree with me there.
cobalt lichen
Lol, honestly. ~~But Darktide has never really been a team game when playing pub...
sometimes it is.
Sometimes people lock in so good it makes me sad I don’t have any friends.
cobalt lichen
relevant to the conversation though
violet lintel
It do be like that. Darktide released in a piss poor state so all of my friends left it already.
twin flower
strung up corpses?
violet lintel
Oh!
cobalt lichen
It do be like that. Darktide released in a piss poor state so all of my friends ...
I never had friends to begin with lmao
obtuse oak
Not when they’re strung up corpses.
Though I know some people who’d disagree wit...
???
twin flower
Lmao
obtuse oak
Why are you suddenly talking about femicide
twin flower
Hank get him
obtuse oak
Get a grip
cobalt lichen
???
#general-chat message
reference to this bit
violet lintel
x3
Hank! Get those Heretics! That way they can't string up newbies anymore on the Wastelands~!
somber stream
xD
cobalt lichen
violet lintel
Yea, i keep having to save everyone. Love Stealth Vet on Expedition.
cobalt lichen
Yea, i keep having to save everyone. Love Stealth Vet on Expedition.
I do that with my vet
violet lintel
I REALLY wish it was easier to find their dead bodies. They drop 500 each. That's 1500 tech gone to the sands!!!
violet lintel
Only if they pick up that much tech.
dire kayak
a beast of nurgle clipped me out of bounds and killed me
twin flower
just burgle things
violet lintel
No, i mean, as in, if you pick up 10, and die, you drop the 10. Someone has to pick it up.
This is why i hate playing with teams because they die and drop all of their loot.
delicate vapor
surreal onyx
I’m telling ya, I’m pretty sure most of the game takes place in Louisiana.
violet lintel
x3
dire kayak
fly little servo-skull
violet lintel
But yea, moral of the story, Expedition, you can rely on yourself, but if you have a good team, it is SOOOO Fun~!
cobalt lichen
somber stream
She burgle on my nurgle till i gurgle
violet lintel
Ew~
somber stream
Sorry, i couldn't contain it
solar escarp
hence the gurgle
somber stream
Ayyy
violet lintel
I'm a neat freak. Nurgle's corruption is FAR from me~!
solar escarp
Ah, depravity. The internet's oldest friend.
jaunty path
I'm a neat freak. Nurgle's corruption is **FAR** from me~!
vomits shit on you
wise depot
If yall had to add a new modifier, what would it be
Make it absolute bullshit
solar escarp
Perhaps, but nobody knew about it like we do with the Interwebs.
violet lintel
vomits shit on you
.... you sicken me~
elder merlin
If yall had to add a new modifier, what would it be
Make it absolute bullshit
In lights out half the enemies are invisible
jaunty path
.... you sicken me~
Mind over body.
solar escarp
It was speculative, and you had to generalize a lot. Internet comes along and NOPE it's just everywhere.
I need to go play some Shape of Dreams and cleanse my palate.
wise depot
In lights out half the enemies are invisible
For the auric maelstrom, I would add in a captain modifier and captains spawn in more specialists
twin flower
If yall had to add a new modifier, what would it be
Make it absolute bullshit
Carapace is immune to bullets or ranged attacks
violet lintel
I mean, vomitting...er.... crap, still does not bring me a step closer to Nurgle's corruption!
somber stream
Fake nurgle fan
violet lintel
If anything, it makes me stronger, since i now have hatred~!
jaunty path
Starts glowing green
violet lintel
Green crappy vomit!? I'm going to barf....
Is what i would have said, if i was not part of the Inquisition and a awesome person!
jaunty path
my vomit isnt crappy its simply crap
marsh iris
She burgle on my nurgle till i gurgle
gurglin'
jaunty path
delicate vapor
the
elder merlin
For the auric maelstrom, I would add in a captain modifier and captains spawn in...
In Havoc 30s and up a monstrosity has a 50% chance to spawn another monstosity
jaunty path
Is what i would have said, if i was not part of the Inquisition and a awesome pe...
throws a shit bomb at you
I feel like thats a thing
violet lintel
Oh no...
somber stream
There are nail bomb filled with feces to increase lethality, yeah
violet lintel
Replace Pox bombers with crap bombers. Get hit by the explosion? Reduced movement speed and corruption.
somber stream
Infection is a btich in the jungle
violet lintel
NO, no... don't give Fatshark anymore ideas
jaunty path
never thought about it
violet lintel
Else Crap Bombers are going to be armored up in Carapace.
twin flower
Pox Gas permanently removes health
jaunty path
maybe a modifier that bans certain weapons
jaunty path
Pox Gas permanently removes health
absolutely not
bans dueling sword, inferno staff, uhhh
marsh iris
Pox Gas permanently removes health
remove health and adds cancer
delicate vapor
maybe a modifier that bans certain weapons
bans smyker
wise depot
Replace Pox bombers with crap bombers. Get hit by the explosion? Reduced movemen...
NO WHAT
aw hell naw
Absolute bullshit
twin flower
remove health and adds cancer
persists through other missions until the char dies
somber stream
Uber Cancer
marsh iris
persists through other missions until the char dies
hardcore character mode
like diablo 2
twin flower
add in the realisation that rejects are dispensable
wise depot
Another one: Only scab specialists, elites, carapace, and monstrosities.
take out the mini enemies
increased spawn rate
somber stream
Will you play those?
surreal onyx
Bah! I can’t find the name of the skin for the revolver that I liked. All I know is that it was purple.
It wasn’t in the shop for very long last year, but I do hope it returns. It released alongside some fancy skins.
feral vessel
GORRISTER
surreal onyx
Gorrister?
feral vessel
NIMDOK!
dire kayak
so zealots play fotf
i play that
feral vessel
MERCY or DEATH for hereticjak?
DO THE FLESH EAGLE ON HIM INQUISITOR
dire kayak
with heavy eviscerator too
potent sage
what the fuck else are u doing with zealot if not fury of the faithful
marsh iris
They LIVED
feral vessel
what the fuck else are u doing with zealot if not fury of the faithful
professional racism (chorus)
marsh iris
well said
feral vessel
no wait thats spreading the good word
potent sage
professional racism (chorus)
chorus is soo lame
feral vessel
chorus is soo lame
what about stealth
dire kayak
any ability can feel cool sometimes
potent sage
stealth is for chuds
im only doing stealth rn because its for a penance
and because its occasionally funny to one shot daemonhosts
other than that its googoo
jaunty path
what the fuck else are u doing with zealot if not fury of the faithful
stealth n chorus(shit)
marsh iris
Is Westworld pee pee poo poo
its quite alright
potent sage
stealth n chorus(shit)
a truth of nuclear proportions
u might even say its a... truth nuke
a truke, if you will
jaunty path
stealth is quite fun tho
potent sage
somber stream
its quite alright
Sounds like mid
marsh iris
upper mid
somber stream
Interesting
potent sage
shrouldfield is like roast dinner slop
fury of the faithful is the peakiest of peaks
delicate vapor
cloudy chance
potent sage
u cant get more peak than it
delicate vapor
with meatballs
jaunty path
shrouldfield is like roast dinner slop
don't like killing bosses?
dire kayak
i like using fury to charge at some poor gunner 3 miles away and saw them in half
jaunty path
noiceeeeeeeee
jaunty path
its not alr its gr8
potent sage
idk i like FotF more
its fun
and i hate trying to grind 4 backstabs while theres a fuck ass horde blocking the crusher's back
jaunty path
idk
potent sage
why is it called fatmangus
the guy who made it is fatmangus
he just named it "fatmangus zealot build"
jaunty path
idk i like FotF more
I mean you can use the fotf ver of it lmfao
feral vessel
morbidly obese zealot
jaunty path
feral vessel
full of heretics
feral vessel
shurt up chat im busy roleplaying as a plant
jaunty path
you run fast, you kill things
feral vessel
potent sage
knife has like sissy shit damage tho
somber stream
Avatar 3 has HD now
potent sage
how am i going to land kills w/ a sissy shit knife with sissy shit damage
jaunty path
knife has like sissy shit damage tho
You are insane 💔
potent sage
the shroudfield penance needs u to deal a FUCKTON of damage to kill an enemy in one backstab
jaunty path
get the finesse damage blessings bruh
jaunty path
the shroudfield penance needs u to deal a FUCKTON of damage to kill an enemy in ...
and knife has built in additional backstab damage?
its literally a brain dead rodent build
potent sage
uuuuuuuuuuurgh i dont wanna waste more materials on another build
jaunty path
it does not have shit damage you are out of ur mind
jaunty path
play havoc
potent sage
oh yeah i forgot about havoc
jaunty path
its literally how I got dirt rich
Literally just take uncanny and procognition on knife and you are good to go.
heavy attack hits will just DESTROY crushers.
marsh iris
dont destroy me
jaunty path
plus, you dont need a lot for rat zealot
all you need is a good knife and whatever side arm you want
delicate vapor
twin flower
raticus
jaunty path
take the all shroud modifier talents
dire kayak
use thammer
jaunty path
You basically get it back instantly
dire kayak
nuh uh
feral vessel
Avatar 3 has HD now
what
somber stream
🏴☠️
dire kayak
make it good fs
nuh uh thammer = good
twin flower
hes being a pirate
feral vessel
play havoc
does havoc get you off or something
feral vessel
missus do you jork to havoc
dire kayak
ONE gimmick and its killing bosses
i crater the crusher face
jaunty path
does havoc get you off or something
I'm just saying It's the most optimal way of getting resources
dire kayak
cartoon hammer style
potent sage
dire kayak
these gummy flowers are so fucking good
somber stream
🏴☠️ Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate!* 🏴☠️
-# Please don't tell on my local authorities thanks
potent sage
i hate fruit candy
jaunty path
consistently playing havoc will not only improve your skill but also give you a fuck load of materials at the end of the week
potent sage
i like chocolate
delicate vapor
vhaoww
jaunty path
🏴☠️ Yar har, fiddle de dee
Being a pirate is alright to be
Do what you want 'c...
reported for promoting piracy
potent sage
cus im so fuckign fat and ugly and disgusting and sad
dire kayak
consistently playing havoc will not only improve your skill but also give you a ...
havoc is boring
jaunty path
i like chocolate
are you me?
potent sage
yis :3
twin flower
-# fat?
jaunty path
possibly
dire kayak
i like all kinds of candy
dire kayak
chocolate is a kind of candy
feral vessel
DORORONG
twin flower
me gnawing on sugarcanes
jaunty path
chocolate is a kind of candy
the only good stuff
dire kayak
me gnawing on sugarcanes
that's so based
delicate vapor
me gnawing on sugarcanes
my family does that a lot
twin flower
theyre great
delicate vapor
hell of a title
jaunty path
Hell of a game I need to finish
delicate vapor
twin flower
it has episodes?
jaunty path
think im just gonna use a guide because that game is designed to be CBT
twin flower
i thought full game of it was already out
delicate vapor
reminds me of dispatch
jaunty path
it has episodes?
The game got an anime like this month lmfao
twin flower
ohhh
somber stream
:o
jaunty path
reminds me of dispatch
aaaa dont think theyre anything alike lul
twin flower
interesting
delicate vapor
aaaa dont think theyre anything alike lul
ewpsie
somber stream
What's the title of he anime
jaunty path
I strongly recommend watching/playing some of the game first before watching but
do wtf u want
delicate vapor
Needy Streamer Overload
jaunty path
What's the title of he anime
needy girl overload
oops
overdose*
needy girl overdose
somber stream
She's a bit too bright innit
somber stream
i gota bday party at my houes FUCKKK
Is it your bday today
delicate vapor
She's a bit too bright innit
appeals to a certain group of people
delicate vapor
Is it your bday today
no its on saturday
my little cousin
it means 90% of the times im in vc their loud blaring music which is outside and right next to my room
gets picked up
so my window will just vibrate a lot
somber stream
Reminds me of a meme
jaunty path
She's a bit too bright innit
Oh yes thats the entire point of Kangel she's way too...
Bright
Huh i just got that, yeah
a lot of bright colors to overwhelm the senses
delicate vapor
delicate vapor
a lot of bright colors to overwhelm the senses
played the game high before and it was odd
jaunty path
I enjoy her design and character a lot
jaunty path
played the game high before and it was odd
hell nah 
Playing that shit and getting the stress bar high cant be fun
lmfao
delicate vapor
Playing that shit and getting the stress bar high cant be fun
i honestly didnt know how to react to the game
i wasnt really reading 
jaunty path
girl its a visual novel 🥀
surreal onyx
I used to enjoy high stress games when I was younger. Now, I play to relax.
marsh iris
it means 90% of the times im in vc their loud blaring music which is outside and...
fortnite muzak
delicate vapor
dire kayak
missus is michael jackson????
twin flower
i was crazy once
jaunty path
milker joksin
twin flower
I hear the music
somber stream
🧍♂️
twin flower
and then the oncoming truck
dire kayak
im tempted to read house of leaves
but ive heard it's a difficult read
does interest me though
marsh iris
im tempted to read house of leaves
according to one of the review "Totally infuriating. It made me feel dumb, bored, and annoyed all at once. If I want that, I'll date my first boyfriend again."
woven sigil
Imagine not liking tea
jaunty path
im more of a coffee or alcohol gal
fav alcohol??
dire kayak
tea makes me throat itchy
dire kayak
according to one of the review "Totally infuriating. It made me feel dumb, bored...
hmm
marsh iris
it does interest me too
twin flower
like store bought tea or just tea in general
dire kayak
like store bought tea or just tea in general
tea in general
marsh iris
Liberteaaa
cobalt lichen
missus is michael jackson????
heehee?
cobalt lichen
Liberteaaa
A nice cup of libertea ☕️
gloomy tartan
Cadiaaaaaa
cobalt lichen
has fallen
potent sage
fav alcohol??
wine, any wine under ten dollars preferably
cobalt lichen
omg it’s the real stim shady
woven sigil
Fucks sake you've started him off again, now we'll never hear the end about fuckin Cadia 😄
potent sage
theres this californian brand i usually get from the corner store near me
gloomy tartan
CADIAAAA
gloomy tartan
theres this californian brand i usually get from the corner store near me
Cadia
dire kayak
arcadia
delicate vapor
canadian
dire kayak
there's a place in alaska called arcadia
jaunty path
I run errands all the time
grocery servitor
jaunty path
errand servitor
delicate vapor
errands servitor
gloomy tartan
Dj bust a nut
cobalt lichen
there's a place in alaska called ar***cadia***
There’s a place in Fallout4 called Arcadia
It’s full of dirty evil ai
potent sage
when u lowk getting the new earwax-removing autoblow implement at the mechanicus boosie fade shop but the presevitor lowk talm about some "forgiveness for the heretic" and you highk gay
twin flower
wuh
gloomy tartan
What dinosaur do you think I can buy for 100 dollars
cosmic lynx
gloomy tartan
errand servitor
Toilet servitor
woven sigil
Well thats my quota for Darktide brainrot filled for the day
elder oasis
What dinosaur do you think I can buy for 100 dollars
how expensive is a chicken?
cobalt lichen
What dinosaur do you think I can buy for 100 dollars
archaeopteryx
elder oasis
you could probably buy a chicken for 100 dollars or less
twin flower
free range chimken
cosmic lynx
those black chickens are a pretty penny
gloomy tartan
Chickens cost 100?
cobalt lichen
elder oasis
idk how pricey a live chicken is
gloomy tartan
I don’t need some fancy rooster that makes fancy chickens
potent sage
"player in party is not elligible to undertake havoc assignments"
twin flower
i owned a chicken once
potent sage
what does this mean
gloomy tartan
I don’t need a breeder dinosaur
dire kayak
"player in party is not elligible to undertake havoc assignments"
that's me
twin flower
called him walter
gloomy tartan
I just want a dinosaur
gloomy tartan
"player in party is not elligible to undertake havoc assignments"
They need to accept rewards
delicate vapor
get grimlock
elder oasis
I don’t need a breeder dinosaur
okay then go get a cheap chicken and bam you have a dinosaur
twin flower
my gf's dogs eat chimkens
cosmic lynx
Ayam Cemani chickens. Full adult show chickens can be like 3 grand.
elder oasis
keep the chicken in a safe place
gloomy tartan
Hey can I buy a microphone for my dog
So he barks louder
I want it to be more loud as fuck all
potent sage
nvm its some mf who has the most abhorrent ping ever
and takes ten thousand years to load in from matches
so we cant even start ts dogshit havoc assignment
im going to end it all tonight
gloomy tartan
What rank
cobalt lichen
gloomy tartan
What’s ur squad
cosmic lynx
dool
twin flower
dooling it
cobalt lichen
gloomy tartan
If one of them gey swatted hmu
potent sage
arbitrator, veteran, ogryn, zealot (me)
gloomy tartan
I’ll do a havoc
twin flower
knights you say?
potent sage
what if we get a final boss and its lord margrave and he was actually behind the entire conspiracy on atoma
and we have to fight him in his corrupted nurgle knight robot
dire kayak
4 rejects vs knight castellan
grand mural
Disposal Unit? You better be playing sanctioned mechanicus hymns if you're getting Knights
delicate vapor
my team in halo do NOT have any awareness of an enemy being right behind them
elder oasis
Disposal Unit? You better be playing sanctioned mechanicus hymns if you're getti...
not all houses associate with the admech tbf, goober could be more the chivalry and valour flavour
buy a crusading helmet and say HUZZAH
maybe a nice sword
grand mural
All are engines of the omnissiah
dire kayak
im with the mechanicus
grand mural
Praise be to the Machine God
dire kayak
praise the omnissiah
elder oasis
All are engines of the omnissiah
even the traitor houses you say?
twin flower
im with the mechanicus
are you keeping or getting rid of cawl
twin flower
its called
grand mural
even the traitor houses you say?
Led astray by the failures of the flesh
twin flower
phantom itch
gloomy tartan
lol
barren pewter
WHY DO MY CYBERNETIC LEGS ITCH
Full of mischief that leg is
gloomy tartan
When you Remember your ex bitching at you
elder oasis
Led astray by the failures of the flesh
Vashtorr must be an extremely uncomfortable thing for the admech
gloomy tartan
Phantom bitch
twin flower
ive never had exes
grand mural
Vashtorr must be an extremely uncomfortable thing for the admech
100%
Same with the necrons
marsh iris
ive never had exes
bro got the one on first try
grand mural
Funny thing, I dont like the admech as a faction but man do they go INSANELY hard
dire kayak
are you keeping or getting rid of cawl
keeping he looks cool
twin flower
Did you kill them?
No.. im still with my first relationship 
elder oasis
which is why they scream that xeno tech is heresy while stealing necron tech for "research" purposes
dire kayak
WHY DO MY CYBERNETIC LEGS ITCH
hmmmm
twin flower
bro got the one on first try
yessir
dire kayak
did you let the ptera squirrel at it?
gloomy tartan
No.. im still with my first relationship <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Did they brand you
dire kayak
if ur a goober hotline whats the number
that's classified
elder oasis
not a very good hotline
dire kayak
im trying my best!!!!
twin flower
Did they brand you
idk what that means
grand mural
which is why they scream that xeno tech is heresy while stealing necron tech for...
I hate them for the same reason I love them, and this is it.
elder oasis
imperial organizations and hypocrisy, name a better duo :D
elder oasis
if they werent over the top and stupid it wouldnt be 40k
grand mural
They're just cool
elder oasis
idk necrons are very extra
barren pewter
Necron are also annoying
barren pewter
Spend a thousand years on a court case cus the Judge and defendand have a 3 million old affair
gloomy tartan
Guadalajara Cadia was so beautiful
barren pewter
And also theh both have amnesia
gloomy tartan
Guadalajara Cadia was so beautiful
🇲🇽 Viva Cadia
delicate vapor
twin flower
Cadians with a latino accent
dire kayak
cad-ia or cay-dia
dire kayak
i wanna see abbadon get his shit kicked in by the lion
gloomy tartan
i wanna see abbadon get his shit kicked in by the lion
🦁
twin flower
i wanna see abbadon get his shit kicked in by the lion
hell yeha
jaunty path
what did abbadon do to make so many ppl h8 him
gloomy tartan
YOOOO
FUCK THAT
PIZZA HUT
SOACE JAM
30TH ANIBERSARY
SPACE JAM PIZZA
LES GOOO
dire kayak
what did abbadon do to make so many ppl h8 him
cause he's a little bitch who needs to use a blackstone fortress to take a single planet
jaunty path
cadia*
gloomy tartan
Missus he failed
twin flower
something something black crusades
twin flower
cadia was just the latest one he did
gloomy tartan
Multiple crusades
dire kayak
id respect abbadon if he could do it first try
gloomy tartan
He wanted to reach the warp storm near Cadia
Cadia was in the way
Cadia was like fuck you go around
He was like no
They shot his shit
He failed like 18 times in a row
Maybie 39
dire kayak
he just has to be a baby bitch who can't take a planet nearly as efficiently as any other faction
gloomy tartan
He eventually rage quit and sent his planet sized ship into the planet
Everyone got ass exploded by the warp shit turning into the warp storm
With the original warp thing becoming the eye of the storm
The big warp thing that’s bisecting the known spaxe
twin flower
he just has to be a baby bitch who can't take a planet nearly as efficiently as ...
im suddenly reminded of that one line from that one Angron book where he wants his sons to capture the planet to compliance within 30something hours
gloomy tartan
ABBADON basically fought against a guardsmen player and lost 30 times in a row before crashing his Toyota Camry into the front of the games workshop store destroying the table and forfetting the Match
gloomy tartan
ABBADON basically fought against a guardsmen player and lost 30 times in a row b...
Long story short
He’s a rage quitter
We hate those
twin flower
they managed to get through the warp
gloomy tartan
Ah
He still blew up his shit lol
Fucking Cheater
Couldn’t fight us himself!
Blows up the fucking map
twin flower
was trying to unleash the warp into realspace which he kinda did
gloomy tartan
Yea cadia blew up and then it blew up
Now it’s the center of that mega warp storm that’s just growing still
Man abbadons a bitch
twin flower
preach
gloomy tartan
Shake off that heretical thought
twin flower
no.. not the commisar!
potent sage
im fighting fucking lieutenant torbjorn okrill and lieutenant astrall okrill
karnak twins 2.0
twin flower
did u win
gloomy tartan
imperium war tactics arent any better afaik
If we needed to Cadians would of probaly used cadia as a projectile if it ment defeating chaos
twin flower
gloomy tartan
Summon me
potent sage
another havoc assignment down
gloomy tartan
I will replace your fetus companions
twin flower
If we needed to Cadians would of probaly used cadia as a projectile if it ment d...
Ye i see that happening
fetus
potent sage
yeah like ur lasgun build is going to put a dent into a traitor captain
potent sage
i'll stick with the recon and the plasgunner i got with me
twin flower
bolbgun
potent sage
gloomy tartan
Bolting makes a mf feel some type of way
patent grove
WITH A SEXY SKIN
Which one
gloomy tartan
ITS SO BIG
twin flower
Hotshot Lasgun when
potent sage
i did kill like three monstrosities, two captains, and one daemonhost b4 we died tho
gloomy tartan
With the skull with the crown on it
And the wings
Latin or some shit written on it
I’ll look it up
It’s a sexy zealot bolter skin
patent grove
Malcador maybe
gloomy tartan
Black with gold and white print
patent grove
Ooo
potent sage
It’s a sexy zealot bolter skin
isnt that yarrick's bolt pistol
or the malcador's will boltgun skin
potent sage
goddd i so desperately want the malcador bolter one
gloomy tartan
I’ll save your havoc
potent sage
no u cant join my havoc
gloomy tartan
Fuck your havoc then
potent sage
i wont let u
gloomy tartan
I’ll do my own havoc
With black jack
And hooks
Er
Nvm
Ok it’s called…
Fuckint load gsme…
elder merlin
lyric frigate
i want a good eviscerator skin to be in rotation
im tired of using clifford the big red chainsword
gloomy tartan
I have a pretty Chainsword one
It has teeth on it
It also says FRAK THIS on the handle
More weapon skins all around pls
lyric frigate
i want an ornate skin for the eviscerator to match my inquisitor fit
somber stream
there's a Cadian one with the eagle head on top
Looks fancy, too bad i never play Zealot
Now about that Hellgun...
gloomy tartan
Ooo Cadian one I’ll have to look
I have one for inf lasgun with a eagle too
Old reliable
somber stream
It's a reskin of the black variant, not sure why i bought it
potent sage
two world wars and one world cup, england, england
two world wars n' one world cup, england all th' waaaaaaay
⚽
jaunty path
soccor
elder merlin
im tired of using clifford the big red chainsword
You'll get more red and like it
jaunty path
helo jak
jaunty path
do u have monkeys
elder merlin
acoustic pebble
do u have monkeys
Yes, and they have been acting primitive
twin flower
monk keighs
marsh iris
do you call them varlets
acoustic pebble
do you call them varlets
I call them my little muckers
marsh iris
mucking about
acoustic pebble
Because they do more than make drugs
marsh iris
acoustic pebble
They also ensure payment
But, I digress
I am the happiest person on earth rn
I was able to gaslight a darktide youtuber
And now I am waiting for them to send a hit squad
But how are you all?
jaunty path
which pooptide utuber
acoustic pebble
You better be doing good, otherwise I will find where you are, and give you moral support
jaunty path
But how are you all?
making ramen and will hopefully head to bed
acoustic pebble
making ramen and will hopefully head to bed
What flavor? Chicken?
I hope it's chicken
jaunty path
You better be doing good, otherwise I will find where you are, and give you mora...
I'm not dreading my existence atm so im ok
nocturne bloom
There is genuinely something wrong with my hands
barren pewter
The grind (chill job)
twin flower
seafood
jaunty path
I hope it's chicken
beef is superior
jaunty path
There is genuinely something wrong with my hands
stop jorking
acoustic pebble
I'm not dreading my existence atm so im ok
Don't be. Your silliness is why I continue the anomaly that is my continued existence
nocturne bloom
Went to grab my soda off my nightstand and was bringing it to my face and just let go
barren pewter
beef is superior
Both? Both is good
jaunty path
Went to grab my soda off my nightstand and was bringing it to my face and just l...
Yikes....
nocturne bloom
I dropped my equipment like 3 times at work today too
jaunty path
Don't argue. I'm a shark
furry
acoustic pebble
which pooptide utuber
Frip Frop
jaunty path
I dropped my equipment like 3 times at work today too
You should go to the hosptil
jaunty path
You should go to the hosptil
get scanned or somthing
nocturne bloom
You should go to the hosptil
They've made enough off me. Was like 4.5k last time I went
teal token
Hello comrade Jakka the Sewer-Scum
acoustic pebble
They've made enough off me. Was like 4.5k last time I went
Shall I rob the hospital and force them all into joining my pyramid scheme?
teal token
acoustic pebble
Or may I introduce them to my Indian Monkey fighting tourney that I concocted SPECIFICALLY for them?
acoustic pebble
https://discord.com/channels/727074276724965407/735588196410196071/1491347133528...
I will time travel you into the future and have you replaced by your 25 year old self
nocturne bloom
I do not fear death. I fear being unable to experience the things I desire 
acoustic pebble
I do not fear death. I fear being unable to experience the things I desire <:cha...
You better when I become a Bitcoin assassin
I will have you overdose on epipens
delicate vapor
I do not fear death. I fear being unable to experience the things I desire <:cha...
nope
acoustic pebble
Or worse: I will have the next furcon happen in your backyard
It's simple: I just write a random ass address
acoustic pebble
I watch the suffering and chaos from afar with a slurpee
delicate vapor
Its fine, ill find a new femboy so you dont feel so exhausted
acoustic pebble
Its fine, ill find a new femboy so you dont feel so exhausted
Finally learning to be a top?
nocturne bloom
Im both ty
acoustic pebble
Wait until you meet me
acoustic pebble
You will either become an eldritch god from the deep vacuums of space, or become the earth's core
My drugs will help
delicate vapor
Hello comrade Elios
hello
nocturne bloom
I dont think i want to meet someone that talks about drugs and tops
delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
acoustic pebble
I dont think i want to meet someone that talks about drugs and tops
Why not? I am a great scientist
You can trust me
nocturne bloom
Youre something alright
teal token
Shark high?
acoustic pebble
Shark high?
I make all sorts of drugs, if you want Bullshark testosterone... I can do that
If you wish to have the mass of a great white? No problem
jaunty path
I dont think i want to meet someone that talks about drugs and tops
why
jaunty path
you can get elite ball knowledge
dire kayak
i eat perturabo's hammer 
acoustic pebble
If you want an upper reciever for an AK47? It'll be tough, but I got you
jaunty path
lamia do you have an ak47
teal token
Hello comrade goober hotline
nocturne bloom
If you want an upper reciever for an AK47? It'll be tough, but I got you
That is not how an AK works
teal token
nocturne bloom
acoustic pebble
That is not how an AK works
Just wait til you try my drugs
Then ANYTHING is possible
jaunty path
if i could get any gun an ak47 is what I want
teal token
If you wish to have the mass of a great white? No problem
With chem dependency?
nocturne bloom
Your drugs have nothing to do with the AK platform
teal token
jaunty path
I want to dissemble and reassemble it
nocturne bloom
if i could get any gun an ak47 is what I want
I wonder why
acoustic pebble
I want to dissemble and reassemble it
The AK? I can make a drug for that
teal token
Hello comrade Jakka the Sewer-Scum
@acoustic pebble
jaunty path
I wonder why
looks fun to take apart and put back together unless you can think of one more fun to take apart
acoustic pebble
<@262323487320834048> <:chadgryn:1161142998214656090>
You are a gigachad, I like you
You can live from my future apocalypse
jaunty path
Who should I spare in my regime
acoustic pebble
Who should I spare in my regime
Not me
nocturne bloom
looks fun to take apart and put back together unless you can think of one more f...
Too basic
nocturne bloom
AK fans are the equivalent of generic Starbucks drinkers
jaunty path
lmfao
acoustic pebble
AK fans are the equivalent of generic Starbucks drinkers
Or Baltic gopniks
dire kayak
meowww
somber stream
AK fans are the equivalent of generic Starbucks drinkers
Cheap, reliable, easy to maintenance, what's to hate?
nocturne bloom
Cheap, reliable, easy to maintenance, what's to hate?
Mosin and the SKS are more cool imo
somber stream
Jello Herry
acoustic pebble
Cheap, reliable, easy to maintenance, what's to hate?
The fact that they are COMMUNIST made and that they combust at random moreso than HK416s do
delicate vapor
nocturne bloom
AK quality has also dropped massively and most people are too dumb to mess with the gas system and end up fucking the gun and themselves up
acoustic pebble
And also mentally unstable
amber delta
communism 
somber stream
Genuine parts from Russia has stopped going out since.... 2020?
acoustic pebble
communism <a:Spit:685824333083705364>
Either my law, or no law is allowed
nocturne bloom
Genuine parts from Russia has stopped going out since.... 2020?
Russian AKs arent even the best quality
somber stream
People are fiddling with self made parts themselves, explains the incidents
acoustic pebble
If I'm elected, all employees can legally put hands on the customer
somber stream
Russian AKs arent even the best quality
Depends on which one
amber delta
hello brother Jerry
somber stream
There are like gorillion of them over there
jaunty path
if you ruled the world
somber stream
Had a chance to shoot a 74 myself, solid piece
acoustic pebble
Isn't the AK47 in Darktide are Braced Autogun?
Yes
jaunty path
wat would u do
acoustic pebble
But also no
potent sage
zealot """""""""""""mains""""""""""""""" when u tell them that they can actually have fun (immolation grenades and fury of the faithful)
acoustic pebble
It's a mixture of an AK and a ZQ1Alpha rifle
jaunty path
zealot """""""""""""mains""""""""""""""" when u tell them that they can actually...
most use those
stun nades r good 2
nocturne bloom
Most new AKs, even russian made ones suffer from poor headspacing which can result in misfires and even the gun blowing up. This is actually fairly common in most aks you can find in the US as the quality of parts are subpar
jaunty path
knives are very convenient
acoustic pebble
Remember: FALs reign supreme
Not because of mechanics and design, but culturally
somber stream
FALs are heavy af
nocturne bloom
FAL is overrated
restive walrus
Most new AKs, even russian made ones suffer from poor headspacing which can resu...
She space on my head till I rifle
acoustic pebble
There is no greater feeling of being a hired gun than remembering the country of Rhodesia
restive walrus
🔥 ✍️ 🔥
potent sage
gun nerds when you tell them that they can get other hobbies like music or reading
acoustic pebble
Alright, I have to scum my hive and kill some rotters
nocturne bloom
Only reason people like the FAL is because of COD
acoustic pebble
gun nerds when you tell them that they can get other hobbies like music or readi...
I'm a writer
acoustic pebble
What's that?
Something I made up
acoustic pebble
You can trust me to be dishonest
nocturne bloom
gun nerds when you tell them that they can get other hobbies like music or readi...
Its almost like gunsmithing is a profession
acoustic pebble
Because everything I say is a lie. Which is true
marsh iris
gunsniffing
acoustic pebble
Also I am drunk
somber stream
Only reason people like the FAL is because of COD
FAL is the counterpart of AK in Africa in term of propaganda
teal token
Hello comrade Garut
acoustic pebble
So I don't believe me either
potent sage
Its almost like gunsmithing is a profession
are you a gunsmith?
teal token
jaunty path
abby how many guns do you own
somber stream
Also the Rhodesians used FAL to fend off 10-1 against invaders
potent sage
its this cheap polymer handgun i rented from my local gun club
jaunty path
its a taurus something something
Thats a shotgun revolver yeah?
potent sage
Thats a shotgun revolver yeah?
they dont just make revolvers
they make simple pistols too
nocturne bloom
FAL is the counterpart of AK in Africa in term of propaganda
Pretty much
jaunty path
ah
acoustic pebble
While I like the FAL, I also support the fall of Rhodesia