general-chat

[astral basin]

Did not have a nice nap

[south valve]

Yes

PRECISELY

[stuck crescent]

I think I'd be a sleezy mobster in a made-for-tv children movie evil

[whole glade]

Shhhh Electric Wizard is on…

[south valve]

Smyker?

[south valve]

I'd wanna be like a Disney villain

Jafar (minus the creepy stuff)

[astral basin]

My blades came in early

Huh

[south valve]

⚔️

[astral basin]

Now i have to decide on laundry or wh

[tight pine]

Both

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

gonna be a minute before my adderall is refilled.

Shouldve called for a refill earlier...oh well.

[south valve]

How long do you have to live?

[hazy kestrel]

On the day

[south valve]

Very true

[jaunty path]

yea

[south valve]

I am indeed

[jaunty path]

I just played arc raiders for the first time in a while

[tight pine]

Have you found rat?

[whole glade]

:((

[jaunty path]

I shot two or three rolling arcs

that exploded

easy resources

[jaunty path]

I immediately ran for extract lmao

[tight pine]

You need to shoot the car sized tick for a good game

[jaunty path]

and fucking die?

lmfao

Dude that thing jumps

[tight pine]

I’m not talking about that one (I meant apartment building sized tick)

[jaunty path]

I think I know what you mean

and you are even more insane

[south valve]

This is general

We are all insane

[restive walrus]

STAY AWAY FFROM THEM @regal jasper

NO ONE MAKES SOMEONE PLAY FOR HONOR

you sick FUCK

[jaunty path]

I think its called the bastion

[whole glade]

gulp

[jaunty path]

it will just gun me down vro

:(

[tight pine]

There’s one bigger than that

[jaunty path]

the bombardier?

The queen?

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello

[jaunty path]

the matriarch?

[hazy kestrel]

Should I continue tinkering endlessly with my Skyrim modlist? Or should I play some Darktide.

God, my eyes hurt rn. :(

[jaunty path]

Thats the final boss of the game

why do you want me to fight that as a level 5

:(

[hazy kestrel]

I want to sleep, but I also want to game. :(

[jaunty path]

Sleep you'll regret gaming later

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you and your common sense. >:(

[potent sage]

u should game

[jaunty path]

despite lacking medication I'm going to indulge in my necronslop...

[potent sage]

sleeping is 4 homosexuals

[tight pine]

That’s the funny thing, you don’t…

(Immediately run away)

[jaunty path]

what if it fucking sees me 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

If you die, you die.

[south valve]

How many is staying up?

[visual vortex]

Speing is for chuds 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Just. One. Quick. Match.

[potent sage]

uhm idk

[hazy kestrel]

I can do it.

But my eyelids are closing

I will probably be fine

Fuck I’m tired

[south valve]

Do you have tape?

[tight pine]

Drink caffeine

[hazy kestrel]

No

:(

[visual vortex]

Ni

dont

[tender horizon]

Tinkering with the Skyrim mod list is more fun than playing Skyrim tbh

[visual vortex]

Caffeine creates dependency

[hazy kestrel]

But I want to play Skyrim :(

[south valve]

The lion does not concern itself with caffeine

[hazy kestrel]

And then I see another shiny armor mod to add

[visual vortex]

And then you'll get to a point where your body is used to it

Then you'll consume more

[candid stratus]

going through withdrawal atm and feel like i wanna vomit, shit myself and then die in sequential order

bleh

[visual vortex]

Just get a full sleep and complete REM

[hazy kestrel]

But then again, Expeditions causes me physical pain

Ugh

[tender horizon]

I do too then I hit level 40 and the game just starts breaking

[hazy kestrel]

I hate penance grinding

[jaunty path]

withdrawl from wha

[hazy kestrel]

I’m making so many spelling mistakes while trying to type now

I really should sleep

[jaunty path]

then dont do it

[hazy kestrel]

However

[jaunty path]

Thats what I did

[candid stratus]

months of heavy cannabis use

[jaunty path]

penances are just to squeeze time out of you

[hazy kestrel]

:( THE FUNNY NUMBER MUST GO UP!

[visual vortex]

You're becoming me

[jaunty path]

DT doesnt deserve it

[candid stratus]

i dont know what cutting down is so i just quit cold turkey

[visual vortex]

It isnt sleep

[south valve]

Holy fuck

[hazy kestrel]

You’re absolutely right.

However

[jaunty path]

Play Balatro

[south valve]

Good job on quitting then

[jaunty path]

its actually a decent game

Unlike

other games

[candid stratus]

like darktide amarite

[hazy kestrel]

-# God, I’m so fucking tired.

I must persist!

[visual vortex]

Sleep

[jaunty path]

sleep then bruh 😭

[visual vortex]

Ill watch you

[hazy kestrel]

Never!

[jaunty path]

OCD

[visual vortex]

That isnt ocd

That's will

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER!

[jaunty path]

For me it can be

[south valve]

Of call duty

[tawdry edge]

thank you forhonoursaltymoments

[jaunty path]

OCD loves making new fuckin rules

[tight pine]

Sleeep

[visual vortex]

I will protect you in your sleep

[fair bridge]

if we all become immortal tomorrow what happens then

[patent grove]

How heavy??

[jaunty path]

the second you detect it might be OCD you should try and drop whatever you're doing if you can.....

[hazy kestrel]

I will not be broken!

[regal jasper]

Bro

[visual vortex]

Everyone globally?

[regal jasper]

after like 12 hours

[south valve]

I’d kill myself

[hazy kestrel]

I will stay awake

[candid stratus]

about 3 grams a day? mixed with tobacco

[fair bridge]

literally why

[hazy kestrel]

Despite you all and your common sense advice

[jaunty path]

If it feels like work then its the first sign you should stop

[fair bridge]

everyone is immortal

[tight pine]

We uhh, fight… forever!

[jaunty path]

l m a o

[restive walrus]

STAY BACK WHORE

[fair bridge]

everyone tomorrow

[restive walrus]

away from anyone with your For honor SICKNESS

[south valve]

Idk, I thought that was impossible

[patent grove]

Flower or rosin?

[candid stratus]

flower but im smoking bongs

[hazy kestrel]

Just one match. I can survive one match

[candid stratus]

or, was i guess

[hazy kestrel]

I think

Ugh

[visual vortex]

Personman us gonna knock two years off his life

Atp

[patent grove]

@candid stratus are you European by chance

[candid stratus]

no

[hazy kestrel]

Momma didn’t raise a quitter!

[candid stratus]

australia

[hazy kestrel]

I will not sleep

Even though I really should

[south valve]

You should get to playing so you should get to sleeping

[hazy kestrel]

Must knock the penance down from 87000 salvage to 86,000 today

[visual vortex]

Yeah and momma didnt raise someone to slowly die pitifully because they wont give their body basic necessities

[hazy kestrel]

You’re right, painted person

[hazy kestrel]

You and your logical statements. >:(

[visual vortex]

I think there's something wrong here if we switched places ngl

[south valve]

Logic shmogic, that’s what I always say

[hazy kestrel]

I can still race coach, put me in!

[copper olive]

Y'all got any tips for leveling up decently quick

[patent grove]

Exp curios

[south valve]

I think the twins mission is good for that?

[visual vortex]

Play the game on quickplay too

[timber elk]

You

[tight pine]

Doing stuff

(Like fighting 10,000 ragers)

[visual vortex]

Hi lamball

[timber elk]

Greetings, wonderful Michigan weather indeed

[south valve]

They’re going to have a battle

[visual vortex]

Lovely weather here

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧

[south valve]

With explosions and bubbles

[patent grove]

Nice night for a walk eh

[visual vortex]

Depends on where in Michigan

[tight pine]

At least it’s not California

[visual vortex]

Yeah california sucks

[patent grove]

Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack

[tight pine]

7000 poxwalkers has entered the room

[south valve]

Which reject would you take out on a date?

[tight pine]

Not the seer

Or the judge

[south valve]

They’d make you disappear

[tight pine]

Yes

[visual vortex]

None

[south valve]

You have to choose one

You MUST

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Probably the Male Cutthroat

[patent grove]

My loner psyker is in the corner wondering why people are smoking tobacco out of a bong

[visual vortex]

Does it have to be romantically motivated?

Or can it be casual

[south valve]

AMAZING ANSWER

[south valve]

Can be casual ig

[visual vortex]

Okay teah cutthroat

Why the irish flag

[south valve]

Teh Cutthroat

[visual vortex]

Oh he's irish?

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh gets blown away by the bubble blower

[south valve]

Tree 3

[visual vortex]

What

[south valve]

Nvm

[tight pine]

Cadia sits.

[south valve]

LMAO

idk why that’s so good

[verbal light]

Can havoc 20+ duo?

[visual vortex]

Cadia sleeps

[tight pine]

Cadia walks out of the room

[stark bobcat]

Are you asking if it's possible to 2 man havoc 20 and higher or are you looking for someone to queue with?

[verbal light]

If it's possible? for 2 man

[stark bobcat]

Yes

I have done a 40 solo

So anything is possible

[south valve]

Hi Ainz, just to confirm your prejudices towards this channel

RANNICK SEX SCENE

ok bye

[thick coyote]

Mid tier scene

[verbal light]

Okay thanks you, I'll try with my friend

[south valve]

The fact that theyre out of sync troubles me

[tight pine]

Vox error

Remedy: reboot

[south valve]

Bwa

[potent sage]

i declare total war

(get it like warhammer total war)

on ALL arbitrator mains

[tight pine]

Round 1:

FIGHT!

[south valve]

Why

[potent sage]

cus u guys just suck

[south valve]

Why

[potent sage]

idk

its like hardcoded into all arbitrator mains to be shit at the game

[tight pine]

Are you sure about that?

[south valve]

I guess the class encourages you to be lazy

[tight pine]

🗣️

[dapper pewter]

Did fatshark feed ADHD meds to the AI-director? 'Cause maps are either empty or the game prolapses a bunch of mobs out of thin air, no in-between.

[ornate fern]

The odd spawns do seem to be back.

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey People

I have news: I bought the Hive Scum cosmetic torso and pants

[dapper pewter]

everything was fine a few hours ago, but for the past 2 just pure prolapse.

[acoustic pebble]

And I don't regret it

I now look like BIKER

[south valve]

Jakka, can I ask you something?

[whole glade]

got cherry cola and SM2

shall i get the forbidden 3rd item

[jaunty path]

prepare to get no new cosmetics forever

[acoustic pebble]

You just did

[acoustic pebble]

I'm fine with it. It still got BLUE

[south valve]

Do you prefer blueberries or the Lion King?

[acoustic pebble]

I prefer eating dog food

[sleek harness]

The hell is Lion King

[south valve]

Good answer

[acoustic pebble]

Sometimes I like to climb on board random sail boats, climb their masts, then ride it down with a sword through their sails

They get angry for some reason

[tight pine]

What if we were to put turbos and nitrous onto a leman Russ?

[south valve]

Piracy is a cerious srime

[potent sage]

🎵 cold hearted trapperrr
dont disable me like this anymore
im waitin right outside squad coherency
sayin' "trapper can we talkkk 🥺" 🎵

🎵 stupid reject...
you keep on dodgin but i wont stop netting you
you keep on kiting but you know whatcha did
i'll never stop disabling youuuuuuu 🎵

[acoustic pebble]

Shut up Tithe rat

[south valve]

No

[potent sage]

this was weezer's go away darktide edition

u hoped u guys liked it

[acoustic pebble]

I got Balatro and now I'm in debt to the Italian mafia and the Korean mafia

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[south valve]

Oui

[acoustic pebble]

Reply and you get fish reacted

[visual vortex]

Hi Jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Hi Ollpheist

Y'all mfers are horny

[visual vortex]

Hos

I said hi

[tight pine]

Hate daemons

[south valve]

Hello Ollpheist from Darktide discord server general chat

[acoustic pebble]

I have blue cosmetics. You can't kill me

[visual vortex]

Hi

Blue cosmetics

Tf does that mean

[acoustic pebble]

Two mfers are pregnant

[visual vortex]

Oh

[acoustic pebble]

Cosmetics. That are blue

[patent grove]

Heeeey yoooouuu guuuys

[visual vortex]

(Im lind of stupid)

[south valve]

Gregnant

[potent sage]

woke fvcking liberal cant appreciate real art like mpreg

[patent grove]

Am I pagnent

[acoustic pebble]

Call me fvcking again and I'll mpreg your ancestors

[whole glade]

World Eater GF, Blood Pact GF or Zealot GF

[south valve]

How do I get pregnat?

[visual vortex]

Zealot gf

[acoustic pebble]

First you meet Greg then you get gregnant

[patent grove]

Cosplay as a couch and call the VP

[whole glade]

okay, naming her now GRASSYASS

[visual vortex]

K

[south valve]

Lexbreaker is now in my autocomplete

[tight pine]

He broke the lex

[acoustic pebble]

Sometimes I break into rich people's home and throw a party

[whole glade]

our give their money to the working class.

[acoustic pebble]

Fuck no. I'm taking that shit, no cap

[south valve]

Hobin Rood: takes from the poor and gives to himself

[acoustic pebble]

Nah I'm Obin Ood. I'm robbing everybody

[gleaming ledge]

if they are poor then what do they have to take?

[acoustic pebble]

Their delicious kidneys

[tight pine]

Yes inquisitor, this chat right here

[whole glade]

smack the roof of a gulag this is for ur crimes against the peoples.

[south valve]

I was thinking the same thing

Genuinely

Maybe we’re not so different, criminal scum

[acoustic pebble]

Smacks dat ass now THIS is for the people

[gleaming ledge]

I see the players are as unhinged as the rejects in game

[acoustic pebble]

Did you think of the left or right kidney?

[whole glade]

mine of yours!?

[acoustic pebble]

Yours

[south valve]

Just one?

[acoustic pebble]

Good answer. You live

[tight pine]

I think my name is red, or is it?

[acoustic pebble]

But you will lose a lung

[south valve]

I’m taking all 3

[acoustic pebble]

Your name is red. Good work

Now c'mere and give me your wallet

[whole glade]

fine....if i must

[south valve]

Vsauce music starts playing

[acoustic pebble]

SMACC

[south valve]

Woah

They getting freaky

[tight pine]

All in a days work, and no, you cannot take the moolah

[acoustic pebble]

I don't want your moolah

I want your wallet

[tight pine]

opens wallet

boltgun pointed at skull
“Well well well, look what we have here”

[acoustic pebble]

Puts barrel in mouth

[timber elk]

mouth puts barrel in

[acoustic pebble]

mouth barrel puts in

[south valve]

Mouth to mouth

[timber elk]

barrel to barrel

[south valve]

in in in

[whole glade]

yeah? i have no shame

im making a bully World Eater GF

[timber elk]

mouth mouth mouth

[hazy kestrel]

Man. I don’t know what it is, but I find expeditions just mentally draining.

[whole glade]

for a femboy to date.

i have no shame left.

[south valve]

DONT SCROLL UP

Hi

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey Personman

[hazy kestrel]

Ok

Hello

[acoustic pebble]

Trauma here

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna take a nap

[south valve]

Why would you be ashamed if that?

[whole glade]

im writing....things....

[acoustic pebble]

Not before me

[south valve]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[whole glade]

SHH

cant let them know i have stuff in the works

[acoustic pebble]

SHHOW US

[south valve]

-# oh sorry

[whole glade]

ITS NOT DONE

[acoustic pebble]

SEND ME THE DRAFT AND I WILL PEER REVIEW

[whole glade]

yknow what

you name her.

[acoustic pebble]

Katherine

[whole glade]

oki

[south valve]

Of Aragon

[whole glade]

should the "writing" be yknow?...

[south valve]

-# yes

[whole glade]

okay

[acoustic pebble]

I changed my mind

Use this name:

Get ready

It's long

You ready?

[whole glade]

you have now seeled the fate of a poor femboy's pelvis.

[astral basin]

FUCK Koz
Not the traitor shipping again 😭

[south valve]

My eyes widened so hard

[acoustic pebble]

Name: Katherine Bartholomew Archibald Constantine Maximillian Theodore Reginald Percival Augustus Benedictus Montgomery Fitzgerald Alistair von Hohenstein the Third, Keeper of the Obsidian Flame, Breaker of Chains, Whisperer of Forgotten Tongues, and Reluctant Taxpayer of the Eastern Provinces

[whole glade]

ill use Katherine the breaker of chains

[acoustic pebble]

I prefer reluctant taxpayer of the Eastern Provinces

[whole glade]

dont act like your better than me.

you mixed up my culture for latino.

[acoustic pebble]

You're. See that? I AM better than yo

[astral basin]

Act? Oh you sweet boy I know

oh

LATINO??

[south valve]

Yo

[astral basin]

Oh eait

Yeah

[whole glade]

yes

[acoustic pebble]

What's up?

[whole glade]

it has be a gal from 40k

[astral basin]

No i didnt MI-
Well. “I” didnt mix…

[south valve]

The floor

[astral basin]

Ok yeah…

[acoustic pebble]

That's 40k

[whole glade]

should i make a Tzteech femboy for her?

yeah prolly

fuck it

[astral basin]

The “convenient marketing” is still sus af dammit!

[south valve]

Bird furry

Feathery?

[whole glade]

best chaos divided legion and god :3

[south valve]

Mmmm

Second best

[astral basin]

Tzeench femboy?
Nonono
Tzeench twink failure. Classic flustered student

[acoustic pebble]

Alright I'm about to blast "four big guys" in an old folks home

[whole glade]

Tzteech*

[south valve]

That plays in my head whenever there’s 4 ogryns

[whole glade]

shitass.

[south valve]

Let me Tzeech you a lesson

[astral basin]

Tzeen”t”ch*

milk brains

[twin flower]

Isnt there suppose to be an N there somewhere

Its Tzeentch isn't it

[whole glade]

we dont know its always changin

[south valve]

I thought it was Tecetchzn

[astral basin]

EXCUSES THE CHANGER OF WAYS NEVER CHANGES

[south valve]

It’s Czech

[twin flower]

Since when

[astral basin]

Pass the czeck please

[south valve]

Passes vibe Czech

[hard gorge]

tzeentching my cock rn

[astral basin]

…

[twin flower]

eyo

[south valve]

What does this mean?

[astral basin]

Who invited that guy?

Speaking gibberish immediately in the door

Fuckit

Par for the course

[south valve]

Person below me cute as hell ngl

[whole glade]

where should i put the writing?

[green vector]

same

[south valve]

Have you finished?

The writing I mean

[whole glade]

i just started

[astral basin]

If the content is explicit, dms
Mildly sus, copy and paste in chat for the winds to blow away
As a link? Uhhhhh

[south valve]

Oh

[whole glade]

shhhh, i got plans in da works.

[astral basin]

FUCK MY BURGER HELPER DONT USE MILK

[timber elk]

is leading at least 100 pikmin into chat

[astral basin]

Dammit

Dammit dammit

[whole glade]

cheesburbur best kind

[timber elk]

blows a whistle at skully as the 100 pikmin dogpile on him

[twin flower]

whats a pikimin

[acoustic pebble]

I'm going to force Fatshark to add a drivable mech in the game

By gunpoint

[timber elk]

Look it up

[twin flower]

May the gods be with you Shorkman

[acoustic pebble]

But I'm not holding a gun

[twin flower]

I will not

Oh

[astral basin]

“100 pikman pole on him”
I became. Very. Concerned. That this skeleton became a strange plant burlesque fixture

[south valve]

Jessie Pikmin

[astral basin]

Remember chat

“Her tail wagged”

[timber elk]

Huh?

[twin flower]

-# hawt?

[timber elk]

But I am holds a black hole cannon

[astral basin]

A gen chat classic

[whole glade]

stfu electric wizard is on

[astral basin]

Fuck yo wizard

[whole glade]

l

LLL

LLL

[acoustic pebble]

You can't tell me what to do anymore MOM. I'm finally inside another man

[timber elk]

Oh yeah?

[astral basin]

Lower the voltage and breathe first

Fuckin

[whole glade]

no

[astral basin]

Lmao

[shell berry]

I am talking

Still grey

[astral basin]

Yep

[twin flower]

I think I've only seen you message the same thing yesterday

[marsh iris]

deja vu

[graceful hamlet]

Clearly not

Only 81 messages bruh

[jaunty path]

need like 200 messages or so

get in a conversation or something

[blissful swan]

DT holds up v well after all these years graphically

VT2 looks dated af tho

We need a vt3

[clever horizon]

darktide 2

[graceful hamlet]

DT2 would be more hype

[twin flower]

DArktide 2

[jaunty path]

eh?

mm

id say vt2 is okay in graphics

theyre pretty good

[clever horizon]

fatshark said they don't like gw do maybe fat tide

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide 2 with 3rd person camera

[twin flower]

They made other games aside from VT and DT didnt they

[jaunty path]

not happening

[twin flower]

They made that knight game or something

[graceful hamlet]

When Final Fantasytide

[twin flower]

War of the Roses I think it was called

[blissful swan]

Idk, tide games are normally ass at release and take a while to get good.

Idk if yall remember how ass DT was at launch. The skill trees werent even trees. And the crafting was non-existent

[shell berry]

I like things

[cosmic lynx]

they made Krater. old action rpg.

[shell berry]

I like video games

[quaint sedge]

More a badge of honor to be grey than anything. Most the people here aren't beneficial in talking to.

[shell berry]

I am a human being

[jaunty path]

alien:

[twin flower]

lmao

[shell berry]

I fight for the emperor

I hate destiny 2

Destiny 2 is trash

[blissful swan]

I'd rather they continue improving DT than make DT2.

It'd take years for DT2 to be as good as DT

[twin flower]

well dont just spam the chat brother lmao

[shell berry]

How else am I supposed to do it?

[blissful swan]

Tide games are 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 at launch

[green vector]

try talking to people

clown ass

[twin flower]

Just talk normally? lmao

Dont liek conversations or something?

[blissful swan]

How many of yall remember this game day 1?

My god it was so bad

[shell berry]

That is a very hard thing to do

[twin flower]

bros a robot

[shell berry]

I just started 3 weeks ago

[quaint sedge]

This is the first and last Fatshark game I'll buy, with certainty. Fumbled so bad it's not even funny. Everything in-game now feels like it should've been during beta-testing. What game dev doesn't know how to develop a fkin game?

[clever horizon]

nope i haven't been playing that long

[blissful swan]

Terrible performance

Garbage skill trees

No crafting, just raw rng

Bugs on bugs

[shell berry]

No. Classes have been kicking my ass. I’m running on a braincell

[astral basin]

i clipped his shoulder noooooo

[twin flower]

Arent most games just bad on release tho

[graceful hamlet]

There’s nothing Darktide related you want to talk about? No silly questions to ask in any of the class chats? No lore questions? No mechanic questions?

[blissful swan]

Nowadays a lot are. But DT was a diff level of bad at release

[clever horizon]

all the online service games yeah
except arc raiders

[blissful swan]

DT is great now

[marsh iris]

DT numba 1

[blissful swan]

If DT released in this state at launch it would have been much more popular

[quaint sedge]

Their dev team is actual garbage, their community team is also wet-runny dog sht. They outsource a majority of their "game" so much so they have positions in-studio for an outsource manager. It'd be plagiarism how much content they didn't make themselves, if they didn't pay for it.

[shell berry]

I finished veteran, zealot, and arbbites. Working on psker

[twin flower]

I only got DT like prolly last year eah lmao

[shell berry]

I like the magic stuff. Working with the debuff takes a while to get

[clever horizon]

just in time

[twin flower]

Was surprised they only decided to add in new classes after like , 2-3 years?

[marsh iris]

shouldva started with scum

[clever horizon]

tech priest soon

[shell berry]

I did, but I wanted to start slow

[shell berry]

Space marines 2 got that a month ago

Or techmarine

[quaint sedge]

The sad reality, is that despite my endless font of hate for Fatshark, this is the only still-alive 40k FPS. If Space Hulk Deathwing were still kicking, I'd have no love for this hellscape.

[marsh iris]

techmatine in darktide

[clever horizon]

yeah Marine
haven't played it yet though

[twin flower]

some peeps in theory-crafting think its those sicarian dudes

[shell berry]

I bought it on Christmas on a sale

Filler words

[clever horizon]

no i mean the tech Marine

[shell berry]

Ohhh. It’s fun.

2nd filler words

[twin flower]

Deathwing mentioned

[clever horizon]

playing sm2 just makes me want to play darktide

[twin flower]

I wish it wasn't Saber that took SM2, but thats just me

[quaint sedge]

Saber will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory one day, I know it to be so.

Which sucks, cause they’re like almost decent.

[delicate vapor]

[clever horizon]

zlud is Shakespeare 😭

[patent grove]

Didn't deathwing die like 7 years ago

[twin flower]

Had potential too imo

Space Marine game that leans into tactical shooter and youre in Termy armor

pog

Studio made like a Necromunda game after deathwing but I heard it kinda flopped

[patent grove]

I was salty that never released on xbox

[tired inlet]

HEY, check out the hours played on this recent review: https://steamcommunity.com/id/jellooo/recommended/1361210

[acoustic pebble]

I just took a shower and the storm is forcing me to take another one

I fucking love my island

[tired inlet]

well, at least your tap water doesn't ignite, right?

[acoustic pebble]

Of course not

Now it's just poison

And it MAY have amplified my mental incapacities

[modest flume]

Double (triple?) clean

Besides, you're a shark, it's good for you or something idk

[acoustic pebble]

Quadruple clean now because I found a whale and I will be swimming in its life juices

[twin flower]

Whale meat

[marsh iris]

shark island

[clever horizon]

everything after eye divine cybermancy was mid

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: My island once had a Buffalo Wild Wings and was review bombed... for not having rice. This went on until Buffalo Wild Wings gave up and actually began serving rice

[twin flower]

Was it fun, I never personally played it

[marsh iris]

cybermancy, yooo

[clever horizon]

it's fun

[twin flower]

Rice or nothing

[marsh iris]

old game

but was interesting

[clever horizon]

streum studios, they did deserve ring and necromunda

[marsh iris]

you can make up really interesting builds

[clever horizon]

death wing

[twin flower]

I liked Deathwing cuz Dark Angels

[clever horizon]

auto correct going unc on my ahh

[twin flower]

was a nice coop with the mates at the time as well

[clever horizon]

their current game daemon blade is super rough but is like coal before a diamond or something deep like that

[twin flower]

huh, havent seen that one

[graceful hamlet]

Revive mass effect 3 multiplayer 🙏

[twin flower]

looks like a first person rogue lite lmao

[clever horizon]

it's mid right now for sure

[patent grove]

@acoustic pebble what island

[twin flower]

looks like its coop too based on that trailer, yea could be sumthin

[somber stream]

🫘

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Would you eat gnome meat

If they smoked cigarettes

[marsh iris]

what do you mean theres gnome meat
theres meat!

[somber stream]

Ever seen an update for toaster?

[marsh iris]

future update to brick your toaster so they force you to buy another one

[somber stream]

ID verify to use toaster

#zealot-class message

[marsh iris]

what the technological BS

its just toasting bread why

[somber stream]

Yeah same question, i must go deep for this

Revolution smart™ toaster

"Toasting algorithms for dozens of specific bread types, with sensors that adjust in real time, to make toast, bagels, waffles and paninis exactly the way you want them."

Toasting algorithm mind you

[marsh iris]

oh brother

[somber stream]

$583 lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Oahu

[marsh iris]

get the f outta here

not you jakka

[marsh iris]

iToast

[shell berry]

Food

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Ngl this does seems appealing

[mystic fossil]

Hit a flow state and started cleaning my room then lost motivation🥀🥀💔

[somber stream]

But i've work in marketing long enough to know these bullshites

[marsh iris]

marketing

[somber stream]

Remember why you start

[astral laurel]

double edge sickle really got my teammates going "WE SHOULD STIM THE GUY WITH THE LITERAL BOTTOMLESS MAG"

[marsh iris]

they obviously downplay the "standard" and something else toasted the perfect toast

[somber stream]

Real

[marsh iris]

like fast food menu pics

[somber stream]

The marketing firm i'm working for, specialize in exporting Korean goods to EU market

We use these kind a lot, "theirs" vs "ours"

Bullshit 70% of the time

The rest is truth mix with lies

[marsh iris]

breathe in the capitalism

[gloomy tartan]

Would you eat gnome meat knowing the gnome smoked cigarettes ?

That’s what I nean

[hazy kestrel]

Sandpaper cigarettes.

[gloomy tartan]

Gnome with beer guys smoking cigarettes

Spitting chewing tobacco into empty beer bottles

Soliciting Home Depot

[somber stream]

I don't get chewing tobacco

Sounds/look disgusting

[gloomy tartan]

Its the style for gnomes

Very popular

[marsh iris]

i dont want to eat no meat, i want to eat meat

[gloomy tartan]

Would you be mad if you ate meat and found out it was gnome meat?

I’m sorry bro I fed you gnome meat last night

[marsh iris]

if theres meat its not no meat

[gloomy tartan]

I shot it in the forest

It was trying to take my potato’s

Shot it with a flare gun and a crossbow

Cooked it on the grill

[little violet]

You know someones cooked when his talking about eating gnomes

[gloomy tartan]

I have cooked before yes

You can hunt gnomes the government can’t stop you

🧠

[tight pine]

Bout to do an expedition, any tips?

[little violet]

Lemme have a puff of whatever your smoking

[gloomy tartan]

Gnomes

Smoked gnome brisket

They try to colonize my garden

I hunt them

The land provides for my needs

[somber stream]

New sale department head today

[marsh iris]

good news?

[somber stream]

Gurl tryna act tuff by emailing other department leads and get them into a meeting

Straight out of her ass, of course

[marsh iris]

ohh

gotta look important

[jaunty path]

Doesn't sound like she'll last long

[somber stream]

Yeah i've seen these before

[marsh iris]

i hate meetings that say alot for alot of nothing

[jaunty path]

Praying my mom doesn't come here tonight

[blazing ibex]

I don't get people that insist on believing you're trying to make their life harder when you tell them you can't do something.

[jaunty path]

I realize I'm not exactly welcoming of my mother

[jaunty path]

Customer service huh

[blazing ibex]

Yeah.

[timber elk]

rides upon a velociraptor. And stops next to missus

[grave lark]

I couldnt work in customer service

too feral

[somber stream]

Anything involving talking to people is hell

[blazing ibex]

First time it's gotten bad enough that it became an actual back and forth but, alas.

[jaunty path]

Peel off their skin. Its only the moral choice

[blazing ibex]

In a while anyway.

[grave lark]

I have a lil office job where I review paperwork all day. I have a phone on my desk, its dusty.

[marsh iris]

every meeting room i swear is so condusive for sleeping

[somber stream]

Had 4 hours meeting every 2 weeks last year

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

I hope a gorilla comes instead and it’s donkey Kong

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a rite of passage

[somber stream]

They speak Korean 90% of the time, and the other it's half-broken English, and i was supposed to understand the entire thing

[timber elk]

You usually respond to my chaotic entrances :/

[jaunty path]

My mom is already a gorilla

I was expecting a followup

N3rd

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello

[timber elk]

NERD!?!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

How are we all

Today

[gloomy tartan]

lol nerd

[timber elk]

Well I do consider myself a gun nut

[jaunty path]

Going to obtain chicken gyro

[gloomy tartan]

Ha

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have

Any

Funny

Jokes

For me

[gloomy tartan]

A sausage maker goes and buys cereal

Get it ?

[hazy kestrel]

No

Not funny

Didn’t laugh

:(

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 🕳️

🐀
🕳️

🕳️

How bout that?

[hazy kestrel]

Not funny, didn’t laugh.

:(

[gloomy tartan]

Ok damn

I’m out ideas

[hazy kestrel]

I saw that >:(

[gloomy tartan]

I destroyed it

[gloomy tartan]

You were displeased

[jaunty path]

I have this

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo

Do they little dance

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, why do you curse me with these things.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s dancing

[jaunty path]

Its kangel why h8ing

[gloomy tartan]

Who doesn’t like dancing

[jaunty path]

I need to finish that gamr

[twin flower]

Dancing?

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck does that mean

[jaunty path]

Kangel is a mentally unwell streamer addicted to attention and numbers on the internet

[hazy kestrel]

Also, anime bad.

[jaunty path]

Anime good

[hazy kestrel]

Anime bad >:(

[twin flower]

if anime bad i dont wanna be good

[jaunty path]

Play needy streamer overload

[jaunty path]

Anime good

:)

[hazy kestrel]

Anime bad >:(

Alright, time

To

[hazy kestrel]

Play a game

[jaunty path]

Kangel

[hazy kestrel]

What game should I play

[somber stream]

Why does that thing look like a virus

[hazy kestrel]

Get that anime slop away from me pls

[jaunty path]

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you, please.

[potent sage]

lalalalalala

lalalalalalalalalala

lalalaa;aaalala

[jaunty path]

Katawa Shoujo

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[potent sage]

disco elysium

[twin flower]

its also a game

[jaunty path]

I need to finish my visual novels

[hazy kestrel]

Darktide it is.

[jaunty path]

Bad game

Uninstall

[somber stream]

Play Orage

[jaunty path]

Play balatro

[hazy kestrel]

You are correct

However

Penance number must go up

[twin flower]

Balatro took my entire day yesterday

i'd say stay away but uhh

play it anyway

[hazy kestrel]

What are your opinions

[jaunty path]

Dawg gonna burn himself out like I did 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

On

[hazy kestrel]

I’m way past that point

[hazy kestrel]

5 dimensional chess

[jaunty path]

An important question you must ask is

[hazy kestrel]

With time travel

[jaunty path]

Are you having fun?

[hazy kestrel]

Lol. Lmao even

[jaunty path]

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t find using a magnifying glass to look for scrap bits in a wasteland to be fun.

But here I am

God I fucking hate these penances

But I have only 85000 more salvage to go

Soon

I

Will

Be

Free?

[tight pine]

Rations are tasty

[elder merlin]

[carmine steppe]

You should play deep rock galactic

[elder merlin]

Your first mistake was playing that new mode

[little violet]

Votan at home

[tight pine]

Elite rock and stone

[marsh iris]

corporate limbo

[little violet]

I mean its alright actually has more enemies ive ever seen in one map

[somber stream]

When is Beta Decay coming out

[marsh iris]

no idea vro, devs taking his time

[somber stream]

Oh right, 1 guy or something

Guy should hire me, promise won't add anime girls

[delicate vapor]

Fell off my fucking couch trying to reach my drink

Third time it’s happen this week

[marsh iris]

ps1 graphics have it charm on modern setting

[somber stream]

I'm more interested in its scope

[carmine steppe]

You have 0 in awareness and agility

[somber stream]

But i think he's reaching a bit too high

[delicate vapor]

I just give up the moment I’m about to fall

[marsh iris]

like no man's sky?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[carmine steppe]

Do more exercises

[jaunty path]

only 85 more hours of suffering

[delicate vapor]

Im already sore from my last workout

[marsh iris]

a little too much for a 1 man realistically speaking, but im patient

[jaunty path]

I feel like games that actually require you to use your brain to get achievements is a lot more rewarding than doing something repetitively till you pass out

The base grind is enough in this game

[gloomy tartan]

I wish we could Cary a little dude for a achievement across the campaign like in left for dead with the gnome chompsky

[tight pine]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[cosmic lynx]

there's nothing stopping you from carrying a medi battery all the way to the end.

[tight pine]

Needing medicine:

[cosmic lynx]

Just don't need it.

[gloomy tartan]

I want a achievement for it tho lol

To prove I did it

[cosmic lynx]

[languid hazel]

Gaymers :3

[graceful hamlet]

2 gay 2 furrious

[hazy kestrel]

84, actually.

[whole glade]

time for my yearly rewatch of pootis extreme

[gusty flume]

Alright I admit it I’m dogshit

💩

[arctic shoal]

Nerf psyker

[visual vortex]

I clutched a round with 2 hive scum and a psyker as vet

Carried them to the ritual areap

Then they repeatedly dropped like flies

🙏

[whole glade]

yet you call for our aid when you get shot at....

[visual vortex]

Some people shouldnt be allowed to play on auric maelstrom

[arctic shoal]

No I call for veterunt to VoC

[hazy kestrel]

NOT ONE STEP BACK!

[arctic shoal]

🗣️📣

[gusty flume]

That’s me

Maelstrom is too fun tho

Chaos

And I get a chance to ruin someone’s streak

A small price for salvation

[whole glade]

awh the music in pootis got changed :[

[brazen pelican]

🫡

[somber stream]

I'm being coerced into reading Shoujo

[brazen pelican]

Which one?

[somber stream]

You know those Villainess MC trope that's emerging as of late?

[little violet]

Think theres alot of these even before

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[brazen pelican]

I know of them. :>

[somber stream]

Well there's this one about an Uncle

Got isekai'ed into a noble lady

Wait i'm not sure if that's even Shoujo

And another about politics, girl share her body with the villain and there's a saintess of sort

[brazen pelican]

I see.

I iwsh you the best of luck. :>

[somber stream]

At least it's not one of those hardcore shoujo with sparkling eyes ig

🤢

[brazen pelican]

Still isekai. :>

[somber stream]

I should check back on that Isekai Putin manga

[delicate vapor]

oh ive seen that

[little violet]

The what now

Oh is it petals of reincarnation?

[somber stream]

No that's

Cringe

"The Ride-On King"

[little violet]

Where he was riding a lion or something?

[somber stream]

Yeah

His desire to mount is un-matched

[somber stream]

Decent read so far ngl

[delicate vapor]

fair

[little violet]

Ngl i just know about it cuz of that putin meme

How many chapters has it gone now?

[somber stream]

Oh 86

Last updated Jan though

[little violet]

Says its ended

Might give it a read

[somber stream]

Special operation in another world

I'd read that, actually

[little violet]

Theres some new diamond in the rough reads but i just end up binge reading it just to get hype and wait for a few months for more chapters

[somber stream]

That's the usual practice, yeah

[little violet]

[copper olive]

Chat

I just got 13 dollars worth of money in Xbox bucks :>

Now I can spend EVEN MORE supporting OBESECHARCADON'S abhorrent money practices!

[somber stream]

Ever heard of German pop but anime?

[little violet]

Obese space sharks

[little violet]

No?

[somber stream]

Would you like to?

[little violet]

Is it good?

[somber stream]

Sehr gut

[acoustic pebble]

I now want a Warhammer 40k isekai, but instead of the MC getting a harem, they just get eons of trauma on the frontlines

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAE4ZC6Af7U

[brazen pelican]

Or reborn as an Ork.

[little violet]

Now i've seen everything

[tight pine]

🫧 🫧

[acoustic pebble]

This is fire wtf

[little violet]

Surprisingly lol

[somber stream]

lol

Here's another then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGzgB1vvjx4

[brazen pelican]

Holy shit, Jinja.

[somber stream]

Germany and Japan, a match made in heaven

[brazen pelican]

Oh, nevermind.

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[little violet]

She's got a great voice too ngl

[twin dirge]

Chat

[little violet]

Which makes it pretty good

[brazen pelican]

I made a stupid. Brain is not turned on yet, it seems.

[twin dirge]

Who wants to take a week off with me to ride into the American sunset

I need a vacation

[little violet]

Now give her an OP for Frieren

[brazen pelican]

First part sounds good. The second part less so. :>

[delicate vapor]

[twin dirge]

See, I don't have a passport

So I'm locked to America

Trust if I had the choice I'd be leaving country for Vacation

I'd love to go see places

[gloomy tartan]

Go see Uranus

👀

[twin dirge]

Travel the world via rooming with darktide server members

LMFAO

[gloomy tartan]

Doesn’t even cost a plane ticket

[little violet]

Sounds like you done plenty of visits

[gloomy tartan]

Uranus is famous

I heard they sent probes there

[twin dirge]

I gotta defeat the wither

[acoustic pebble]

It's perfect

Just need some Italian and we're all set

[jaunty path]

Sigma Sigma Sigma Sigma Sigma Sigma

[trail marten]

We’re abouts do I go for the builds for these characters as I’m pretty new to darktide

[acoustic pebble]

https://youtu.be/mRNtw_Tc1Jc?si=QOT1DzxKsMuKQd5N

How im feeling rn

[jaunty path]

Look up Hammer of the Emperor.

Very good.

[drowsy lynx]

Pins in class chats

[wooden kayak]

LF2 for HAVOC 17-20 on NA

[trail marten]

Thank you

[jaunty path]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3367063781 @trail marten

Strongly recommend vet slayer build

[trail marten]

Currently trying zealot kinda getting used to it just painful trying to level it up

I have done pysker ogryn and hive scum

[jaunty path]

Optimal way of leveling up fast is by spamming rolling steel

[brazen pelican]

Go Heavy Eviscerator.

[jaunty path]

can fs release the new class

I need a reason to play this game

[little violet]

Waiting for it too lmao

[jaunty path]

bitchasses prolly gonna drop it in june

when I'm on vacation

: /

[trail marten]

Now that sounds interesting can I find some good classes on games lantern or do you prefer another website

[jaunty path]

you mean builds on games lantern?

[brazen pelican]

@modest flume has a nice build for the Heavy Eviscerator. :>

[jaunty path]

I mean sure but I'm sure the lot of them are going to stink