general-chat

[hearty field]

Wait but that’s like 90% of cosmic horror innit? It isn’f that you don’t understand what you’re witnessing, it’s ghat you SUDDENLY DO and then when you go back you can only remember like, a fragment of it and not knowing anymore drives you insane!

Ooohoho okay

[tired steeple]

Isk lol

*idk

[hearty field]

I’m getting ideas now

[carmine steppe]

It reminds me of the chosen one plot, it's so easy to fall back on it but it makes the story very generic

[limpid vigil]

Honestly the game is a blast and the story and scares are good to boot

[south valve]

I think the think about cosmic horror is that you're not meant to understand it

[limpid vigil]

Yep.

[south valve]

but every good story requires you to understand the threat in some way

so it's really hard to pull off

[tired steeple]

It’s also why there’s very few actually good cosmic horror video gsmes

Sinking city is like, the best we have. And that one’s just decent

[limpid vigil]

Like look outside

[south valve]

I think there's good ones, they're just not cosmic horror

[tired steeple]

I haven’t played look outside yet

Bloodborne kinda counts

That’s more like action horror or something though

[limpid vigil]

Highly reccomend

[south valve]

OHHH THE GAME

[stuck crescent]

Sucks what happened with the developers

[south valve]

I thought you were telling me to touch grass 😭

[acoustic pebble]

I am the happiest man today

Don't y'all ruin it for me

[tired steeple]

What happened

[south valve]

Gothic horror my beloved

[limpid vigil]

It's urban eldritch horror. Like a new york city except the sidewalk is crying because it knows the secrets of the universe

[tired steeple]

Disco elysium made me wanna play more detective games and apparently the dev team for sinking city’s main thing was sherlock holmes games

[south valve]

and the other stuff

[stuck crescent]

Disco elysiam nonesense

[tired steeple]

WORLD OF DARKNESS

MY FAVOURITE SETTING

[stuck crescent]

Still Wakes the Deep was good

[tired steeple]

oh yeah

I thought that was more like

[south valve]

World of Horror

[tired steeple]

Bio horror

[south valve]

reminds me

[tired steeple]

Like The Thing

[stuck crescent]

Felt it was kind of comsic

[carmine steppe]

World of horror bored me quite quickly

[stuck crescent]

cthulhu-lite

[south valve]

Same tbh

[tired steeple]

I suppose with the like, living through your memories when you’re close to the monster is pretty cosmic

[south valve]

it's a cool setting though

Shadows over Loathing best cosmic horror game, no questions

[tired steeple]

Is that the parody one

[little marten]

Sinking city 2 soon

[south valve]

Yeah

[stuck crescent]

Does there's nothing under the lighthouse count?

I enjoyed that

to a point

[tired steeple]

That more recent call of cthulhu game is complete and utter dogshit btw

[tired steeple]

I’d say so

[limpid vigil]

Out of the authors i wish i will never meet in this life or the next:
-Lovecraft
-JkR
-Stephen king

[south valve]

No one lives under the lighthouse?

[tired steeple]

I should actually watch the lighthouse

[stuck crescent]

SOO FUCKING BAD

[carmine steppe]

Any one played still wakes the deep?

[tired steeple]

Yeah no one lives under the lighthouse is a like fan game based on the movie

[stuck crescent]

is good

[tired steeple]

Ps1 styled graphics type shit

[stuck crescent]

I have

is good

[little marten]

Battle for Azeroth best Lovecraft game

[south valve]

What's wrong with Steve King?

[limpid vigil]

Yknow for a mix between urban and eldritch horror id reccomend in sound mind. Good plot and intresting premise

[stuck crescent]

He can't write endings

[carmine steppe]

I don't know if it qualifies as cosmic horror but it's so good

[stuck crescent]

And he goes back to the same characters

[tired steeple]

I might thanks neopolitan

[south valve]

A bit too chore simulator-y for me

[limpid vigil]

And the IT teen orgy scene.

[tired steeple]

Didn’t stephen king king deny the epstein files were a thing before they came out

[stuck crescent]

OK, sleeping for real now

have me talking horror games and stuff

[modest flume]

Good night and sweet dreams

Have a good rest

[patent grove]

JKR understandable but why king?

[little marten]

Stephen is 100% problematic lol

[fading otter]

No lmao he said there probably isn’t a neat and direct list of every pedo

Which there probably isn’t

[limpid vigil]

IT orgy scene and crappy endings to stories

[carmine steppe]

Stephen king has this really book about space travel called the Jaunt which I recommend everyone to read

[acoustic pebble]

Funnily enough, there was a joke in Stand By Me referencing that

[limpid vigil]

It's longer than ya think!

Fuck me how did i forget eldritch horror of nemesis blue

[patent grove]

That was great

[carmine steppe]

Yeah it's so cool

[limpid vigil]

Heavy king influences. Jaunt is refrenced a lot also a lot of horror movies and that tf2 animation had me shitting my pants

Go watch if ya havent

[stuck crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p5fNKJdp5LQ

[tired steeple]

The jaunt more like the jorts

[limpid vigil]

What remains of edith finch is imo kinda a cosmic horror

In the curse aspect at least

[limpid vigil]

Like seriously if ya have an hour or two to spare go watch it. I beg ye. These guys made a horror movie in tf2 that has a plot that's actually comparable to some of the better horror movies of the last few years

Also the scene with the ||pyro's face|| will make you crap your pants

[south valve]

Emesis Blue??

Dude I LOVED Emesis Blue

[limpid vigil]

Honestly with iron lung and backrooms i hope emesis blue can be made in live action, or remade outside of sfm

[south valve]

Kinda

It'd definitely deserve it

I think it was made over 4 years by basically 1 dude

[carmine steppe]

Shhh I don't think it's gonna be that big

[limpid vigil]

Listen i can have hope

It is something i feel should get more reckognition

[carmine steppe]

Hope is the first step in the road to disappoinment

[limpid vigil]

And thinking like that is the first step to depression

[idle talon]

Eeeeeey fuck this bullshit bugridden craptide pile of shit

[south valve]

So true, gray name, so true

[idle talon]

Lags, bugs and on top a nice disconnect

[carmine steppe]

No, thinking like this is being Warhammer pilled "AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE A TEMPLE WITH ITS GATES UNBARRED AND UNGUARED"

[limpid vigil]

Warhammer is depressing dude

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not depression, it’s called being realistic.

[limpid vigil]

that is my point

[hazy kestrel]

-# With a sprinkling of depression

[tired steeple]

It’s just a warhammer quote

No one who says that means it

[limpid vigil]

it has a nice double meaning too

[tired steeple]

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates open and its walls unguarded

[carmine steppe]

Well yeah its slogan is like "in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war"

[tired steeple]

No one would after say that

*actually

[carmine steppe]

Exactly

[south valve]

In the happy lightness of 40k BC, there is only peace

[limpid vigil]

with the imperiums themes of propaganda and the whole warhammer being a parody thing

[carmine steppe]

Get out of here with that star trek nonsense

[limpid vigil]

You jelous trekkies get tv shows?

Me 2

[tired steeple]

Only in death does duty end

[carmine steppe]

Could Spock 1vs Horus? Huh didn't think so

[limpid vigil]

only in debt does duty begin

[tired steeple]

Or in the happy lightness, only in life does friendship begin

Hope is the first step on the road to yummy coolies

[idle talon]

"...please check your network connection" - please check your servers fartshark

[carmine steppe]

Warhammer does get tv shows tho, in the Warhammer+ service which everyone totally pays for

[tired steeple]

Cookies

[hazy kestrel]

Even in Debt, I still Swerve, that’s how it goes right?

[limpid vigil]

so we do not get tv shows

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[hazy kestrel]

[carmine steppe]

(btw actual tv shows suck cause tv fucking sucks)

[tired steeple]

Praise the big friend on the golden theone

Throne

[limpid vigil]

truee , so does streaming

[carmine steppe]

Yeah we do, I just explained this

[limpid vigil]

i was joking

cuz piracy

[tired steeple]

The emperor is actually the secret golden care bear

[cobalt lichen]

I can see that

[limpid vigil]

What was that one movie with the golden lambo? It's the emperor but with bathroom decor

[tired steeple]

Lol

[limpid vigil]

The emperor is not dying just constipated

[glacial bone]

He's a literal skeleton.

[hazy kestrel]

Just needs more Fiber

[limpid vigil]

So ? He is having a spooky dookie

i too also like skulls as bathroom decor

[hazy kestrel]

Ayo?

[south valve]

The bad to the bone riff plays when you flush

[limpid vigil]

It makes me feel like a vampire and vampires are cool

[limpid vigil]

YES

[south valve]

We're so sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood

we only want to take a piss, but I don't think we should

[limpid vigil]

Yeah they are boned in that regard

[dire kayak]

oouugghhh im so eepy

[limpid vigil]

Also bone porcelain is a thing

so yeah

skeleton toilet

[dire kayak]

skibidi toil-

[south valve]

All these years...

I never knew I was missing this...

[south valve]

Mandated edict: fulmination

[limpid vigil]

source

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_china

[thick coyote]

Emps was on cutting season

Now he's on a bulking season

[south valve]

Very cool

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[south valve]

Woah

[thick coyote]

That's why he needs more and more psykers souls

[south valve]

you've levelled up to narcissist

[limpid vigil]

no he just likes narcissus

[south valve]

This is a good thing(?)

[south valve]

Oh okay

[limpid vigil]

hence why he is a narcissist!

[hazy kestrel]

This is bad, very bad.

[south valve]

Insert Homer Simpson talking to that guy meme

[limpid vigil]

depends on what kind of narcissist

[hazy kestrel]

Echo moment.

[hazy kestrel]

They’re all bad

[limpid vigil]

if johny bravo id take it

[hazy kestrel]

Source: I live with a Narcissist

:(

[limpid vigil]

hug

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[south valve]

Objective: escape

[hazy kestrel]

I think they’ve mellowed out

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, not financially independent just yet.

[thick coyote]

Echo deserves better 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Soon ™️

[south valve]

You'll get there

I BELIEVE IN YOU

[hazy kestrel]

You’re goddamn right.

[modest flume]

Said Rogal Dorn

on the Battle of the Iron Cage

[limpid vigil]

she finds peace - it's something we can all relate too

so good ending imo

[limpid vigil]

never knew dorn did NNN

[hazy kestrel]

Doesn’t she turn into a tree out of sadness?

:(

That’s not good or peaceful chief

[limpid vigil]

thought we meant the one from hades 2? Since higui's pfp is of narcissus from that game

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

I was referring to the ye olde as fuck Greek myth

[limpid vigil]

Fair

Oopsie on my part

[hazy kestrel]

All good

[thick coyote]

Doesn't matter the version
Echo still deserved better

[south valve]

WHO IS ECHO??

Echo

-# echo

[thick coyote]

She's just a silly little yapper nymph

[south valve]

Oh okay

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[limpid vigil]

THE NYMPH
nymph
-# nymph

Another person who deserved better? Nerites

[thick coyote]

*She was

[south valve]

Socrates deserved better

[limpid vigil]

Bro did nothing wrong but got turned into a shrimp

[thick coyote]

Hera for some reason

[limpid vigil]

Well mollusk or some other shellfish

[south valve]

Shrimply not fair 🦐 😔

[limpid vigil]

idk the details

but shrimp feels best

[limpid vigil]

bro either had a romance with poseidon , aphrodite or both

he had it good

[sleek harness]

Neo

[limpid vigil]

but yeah shrimply unfair

[limpid vigil]

Hi skaven!

[limpid vigil]

WAH!

[brazen pelican]

Rat.

[limpid vigil]

Pat

postman pat

with his rat

[brazen pelican]

Roastman Rat.

[limpid vigil]

mmh crispy

[brazen pelican]

Om nom nom. :>

[modest flume]

We're rats, we're rats, weeee're the rats

We prey at night, we stalk at night, weeeeee're the rats

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[south valve]

And then there's Echo!

she's dead-

...

[hidden dune]

What is combat ability regeneration on curios?

[modest flume]

I am da giant rat that makes ALL of da rules, let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!

[limpid vigil]

It's the cooldown for your abilities getting lowered

[brazen pelican]

Cooldown reduction for your ability. Like Veteran shout.

[south valve]

Your ability so like the dash on zealot

[hidden dune]

Oh that’s pretty good then

[brazen pelican]

It is very good. :>

[limpid vigil]

It's reccomended to run 2 at least

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so OVER plant wife-bros!

[limpid vigil]

the rest is either stamina or toughness/revive speed for allies and gunner resistance although one or two of those is enough

[graceful hamlet]

Run all 3 so your curios are nice and even

[limpid vigil]

fair

[thick coyote]

Oh yeah speaking of the Game Hades

[south valve]

😔

[thick coyote]

The existence of Lucifer's aspect implies that God exists there too

[hazy kestrel]

At least I still have Quiet…

Photosynthesis sniper wife is best wife.

[limpid vigil]

It implies chinese mythology does too since im pretty sure they had an aspect for the shield that was from chinese folklore

also another fun fact - hades 2 has one of the best interpretations of hecate ive ever seen

very unusual very intresting

[south valve]

The 4th autocomplete for "quiet mgs5" is feet

[thick coyote]

Why's she and Nemesis built like that though

I mean

[limpid vigil]

but that is spoiler territory

[thick coyote]

I'm not complaining

[limpid vigil]

Nemesis is the god of revenge and hecate is basically a bodyguard nanny

and a god

[thick coyote]

But you can quite literally grab Nem by the waist with one hand

She'd probably take your head off

Like an olive in a toothpick

[tight pine]

[thick coyote]

But still

Look at waist line

[limpid vigil]

this is just mel x nem

except yknow

[gloomy tartan]

Okay but like

Which Godzilla is your favorite

[limpid vigil]

Honest anwser?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

What Godzilla do you like better

There’s over 50 years of different iterations

[limpid vigil]

Cannot remember wich movie it's from but the one that breakdances against mecha godzilla , saw a clip of it once and it never left my head

[gloomy tartan]

That’s showa era vibes

The Godzilla dance is from that era

[limpid vigil]

yep that one i think

[gloomy tartan]

The Godzilla dance is famous

The showa era was more silly

It also had the flying kick

And when he flied by shootint his atomic breath and holding his tail

Using his back spikes to ram an enemy

He also randomly got magnetism powers

Mecha Godzilla from the showa era has the best all out attack ever where it shoots every single weapon all at once

[limpid vigil]

it's not that big a stretch for a radioactive sea creature

with plasma breath

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the most insane ammount of special effects from that era

It’s mech porn basically

[tired steeple]

Godzilla was also one of the strongest things ever made for some godforsaken reason

[limpid vigil]

Japan - checks out

[gloomy tartan]

They do zoom ins of all his weapons rotating and shit when he’s revealed

It’s legit worth watchitn for how much special effects they use for his all out weapon

[limpid vigil]

Iirc they had a marvel tie in comic

where reed richard pees his pants bcuz of godzilla

it was good

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just a fuck ton of rainbow beams and chest lasers and missiles and explosions

[tired steeple]

Powerscalers fucking love this lizard

[south valve]

I hate powerscaling ngl

"Nuh uh, my favourite character could beat yours!"

[gloomy tartan]

He’s like goku

He has infinite forms

[limpid vigil]

I knew it was bs ever since that green lantern v ben 10 fight. I know both and honestly? These ppl had no idea abt the characters they were comparing

and it showed

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla shows up in random anime sometimes

[tired steeple]

I still think lantern winning makes no fucking sense

[limpid vigil]

In the same boat

[south valve]

It usually just feels like people root for who they WANT to win

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla basically becomes a Death Star

You guys know that right ?

[tired steeple]

I got off death battle for several reasons

[gloomy tartan]

That he gains the ability to explode planet sized stuff?

[limpid vigil]

Yep

[modest flume]

I'll god your zilla

[tired steeple]

I thought the animations were cool but the logic just fucking dropped off a cliff

[gloomy tartan]

His final form can explode stuff the size of planets magos

[limpid vigil]

Honestly godzilla is a pop culture icon - it's gonna be everywhere

he is even in dandadan

and that show is basically - aliens and spirits want to molest ppl

[south valve]

I don't think it's really fair to compare characters from 2 different settings anyway. They both have different rules, tone and levels of plot armour

[gloomy tartan]

In final wars he blows up the asteroid called gorath which is a reference to a different toho movie. Gorath is the size of a small planet close to earth size

[tired steeple]

I normally like crossover battles

Cause they’re cool

[gloomy tartan]

The asteroid was the transport shell for monster X

[limpid vigil]

they have good music i can say that much at least

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla at his final strength can blow up objects the size of planets from outer space with precision

He basically becomes a anti orbital Death Star defending earth from outer threats

[limpid vigil]

honestly i think power scaling should be done on stories with similar themes. Like i can see persona and jojo's being compared cuz they tackle a lot of similar stuff

[gloomy tartan]

Showa Godzilla who does the Godzilla dance and kick and flying also shakes hand with jet Jaguar

[limpid vigil]

Superman compared to sentry? i can see that

[gloomy tartan]

Him shaking hands with jet Jaguar was referenced ij the Godzilla toho game for ps3-4

[limpid vigil]

but ben 10 v green lantern or conquest? I just cannot

[gloomy tartan]

I like heisei Godzilla

There was a story and order to that era of films you could follow recurring characters

But you could also enjoy any of them without having seen any of the other films not needing context like the issue with current marvel films

[limpid vigil]

this is the same reason manga and anime got so popular

[gloomy tartan]

There was a story to follow if you knew stuff and cared but you could enjoy any of the heisei era films without any context as well

It was the first era to have a story and recurring characters

They had recurring actors but there wasn’t really a cannon story and order to watch the films just when they came out

[limpid vigil]

i love how general chat is just the autistic hyperfixation receptacle

[gloomy tartan]

Heisei had recurring actors as recurring characters and a story that follows

[south valve]

Pretty much

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

You like terminator?

[south valve]

it's just that some people hide it better than others

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla did that

Godzilla served during WW2

Same movie has time travelers

And mecha king Ghidorah

And Godzilla exploding a veteran

[south valve]

For which side?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a long story

You wanna know?

[south valve]

Yes yes

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla vs king Ghidorah has time travel bullshit

BUUUUUUUT

[tired steeple]

Only godzilla thing I’ve ever seen is the fanmade one where he pukes out his own intestines and then charges up a lazer and shoots it everywhere

[gloomy tartan]

Basically

The Japanese are on a island

Ans Godzilla is on it as a godzilasaurus

He’s a dinosaur

The Americans have the big boats with cannons

They send us soldiers to the island

The Japanese are fooked

Godzilasaurus wakes up and proceeded to kill the us Forces

[south valve]

Booo

[gloomy tartan]

Stomps them to death tail slams them all while roaring and doesn’t even eat any

No but like he’s just defending his island

[south valve]

Oh

Hoooraayy

[gloomy tartan]

The Japanese heard him and hid

Anyways

They shoot godzilasaurus with the ships cannons

He does that thing where killers pretend to be dead

Then he gets up and kills every single last us soldier on the island

I shit you not

[dire kayak]

AAAAGGGGHHGHH

[gloomy tartan]

The ships fuckint leave lmao

[south valve]

Fair

[timber elk]

looks extremely exhausted and had a large cup of coffee and is wearing a bath robe that’s two times his size

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilasaurus goes into the forest to bleed out

Because he’s a dinosaur who just took shells from those cannons on ships that make hills disappear

[south valve]

Hands you celerity stimm

[gloomy tartan]

The Japanese procede to give him a veterans funeral and apologize to him for 10 minutes

[timber elk]

……..eh. throws it away as he doesn’t use that stuff

[gloomy tartan]

They all kneel and cry and thank him for his bravery in a serious ass moment

[south valve]

Sad story

[gloomy tartan]

They give him katanas

Dead ass

[south valve]

Very Japanese

[gloomy tartan]

They apologize that they can’t take him with them to heal

They feel shame for abandoning him and thank him for his bravery and sacrifice

When the atomic bomb testing happens it turns him into Godzilla

Now the futurians changed that

Because they are cucks

Who hate how Japan is the super power in the future

[south valve]

I read that as futanaris

[gloomy tartan]

So there future terorist

Pretty much

[timber elk]

bonks him

[gloomy tartan]

Their all like American

[gloomy tartan]

Except one Japanese lady

[south valve]

I think I follow

[gloomy tartan]

Now the genrwl of the Japanese guy

[timber elk]

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

He survives

You meet him modern time

[timber elk]

What you just talked about sounds like the worst Godzilla story ever

[gloomy tartan]

He’s drunk af

And you follow some other nerd characters

The futurians arrive in a UFO

[dire kayak]

lamb

[gloomy tartan]

Like WERE FROM THEFUTURE

[timber elk]

Yes goober?

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla destroys Japan in the future

We’re here to save you Japan

We’re the future ppl

[timber elk]

Oh sorry I’m very tired so I apologize if I sound crappy.

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz the showa era kept using aliens

So it was a surprise the ufo hade future people not aliens again like other movies

[timber elk]

My sleep schedule is the worst it’s ever been

[gloomy tartan]

So anyways the futurians take some Japanese people to the past

To stop Godzilla from being turned into Godzilla

[timber elk]

Chris

[gloomy tartan]

So they witness the whole godzillasaurus event

[hazy kestrel]

It could be worse

[timber elk]

Chris

[dire kayak]

it's okayyy

[gloomy tartan]

And the futurians being cucks transport a bleeding out dinosaur into the ocean to drown

[wet swift]

sometimes when i die and i get to spectate i get why i lose some missions lol

[dire kayak]

that's what friends are for

[gloomy tartan]

Hi goob

Godzilla lore

[south valve]

Rude

[gloomy tartan]

Anyways they’re plan failed because the futurians are cucks

BUT

SEVRET BACKSTAB

[tight pine]

How turn name red? Or is grey name a feature?

[gloomy tartan]

They had bio engineered pets

Called DORATS

That look liek little gold bat lizard things

[timber elk]

Just be apart of the server for a long period of time

[south valve]

You need to talk a lot

[gloomy tartan]

And they mutate INSTEAD

And the 3 dorats they leave behind form KING GHIDORAH

DUN DUN DUN

THE FUTURIANS CONTROL HIM

[south valve]

👀

[gloomy tartan]

King Ghidorah attacks Japan mordent time!

[tight pine]

Oh, alright, I did that on one server I can do it on another!

[gloomy tartan]

No Godzilla exists now!

[timber elk]

It doesn’t help that I feel so tired my eyes are looking in two directions

[gloomy tartan]

The futurians will destroy Japan to stop it from becoming the super power in the future

But then twist!

[south valve]

Hope you don't have to much to do today then?

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla exists somehow!!!

[timber elk]

I haven’t done shit

[gloomy tartan]

But how!?!?

[timber elk]

Just been sleeping

[south valve]

Fair

[gloomy tartan]

The godzillasaurus that was teleported into the ocean to drown bleeding out

[timber elk]

Because my side still hurts

[gloomy tartan]

They transported him right next to a sub!!!!!

[timber elk]

So any time I bend over or move too fast my shit hurts

[gloomy tartan]

A nuke sub!!!

The sub exploded and makes him Godzilla still!

GODZILLA IS A EVENTUALITY

you can’t stop him from being created

He’s that thing from deadpool x wolverine

[timber elk]

Listening to Godzilla is better than listening to Abby’s political talk nonsense

[gloomy tartan]

The being that represents the reality he’s in

He’s that

So anyways godzilla fights king Ghidorah

[gloomy tartan]

Also the futurians have a terminator

This is not explained

They just have androids in the future

He is strong as fuck

[timber elk]

throws a marshmallow at em get out of here

[gloomy tartan]

Can hover run faster than cars

Our modern day Japanese main character man sneaks onto the ship with help

[south valve]

🤫 (but also, real)

[gloomy tartan]

One of them being the Japanese female futurian!

They have a will they won’t they vibe

Very cute

She reprograms the terminator

It helps them stop the futurians control over king Ghidorah

With out his coach’s help Godzilla fucks his shit up

Blows his middle head off

Throws him into the fuckint ocean

His corpse lands on the sea bed

He then proceeded to return to Japan and start destroying it even harder than king Ghidorah

Everyone has a “ WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW” moment

Also Godzilla is bigger

When he appears it’s blowing up a sub

In modern day

Absorbing the radiation

So the result of all this time travel was Godzilla is bigger and angrier

And still fucking up Japan

[south valve]

Godzilla really hates Japan

[gloomy tartan]

So how do we fix this?

Get ready mother fucker

Also godzilla killed the futurians

He blew up their fuckint ufo

Only the Japanese futurian is left

The one who helped us

So she’s like I got this

I’ll go to the future

Well gey king ghidroahs corpse

And turn it into a weapon

To fight Godzilla again

REMATCH

procede to return from the future with a mecha king Ghidorah

Within like seconds mind you

They have a rematch mecha king Ghidorah which is a mech with organic parts is piloted

[dire kayak]

i hope you're able to get the rest you need eventually

[gloomy tartan]

Sick battle

Godzilla is dragged to sea

He destroys mecha king Ghidorahs power so it crashes

The futurian girl escapes on a escape pod

She tells the guy who was into her that she’s her descendant

Our main character man realizes he was falling in love with his descendant

[gloomy tartan]

She’s all “ make sure you fuck so I can exist in the future thabks great grandpa x200”

That’s why she went back in time to meet her ancestor

[timber elk]

Hmmmm Godzilla incest

[gloomy tartan]

I mean they have dinner that’s it

He believes she’s not evil

She has a change of heart betrays the other futurians

OH WAIT

I FORGOT

earlier

Before mecha king Ghidorah shows up

Godzilla rampaging right

[tight pine]

Yes?

[gloomy tartan]

Ok so the drunk guy was just a soldier

The Japan soldiers comander

He’s like some rich ceo guy

He’s in his building too floor

He sees Godzilla

Goes to the window and they lock eyes

[abstract jolt]

Mortis trials dead?

[gloomy tartan]

Holds his hand out

He says I’m sorry we left you

I remember you I know you Remmeber me

Godzilla pauses

Roars

Then fuckint atomizes him

[tight pine]

Mortis trials got eaten by a large daemon of tzeentch

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla like acknowledged him

Then atomized him

[wet swift]

i swear to god if the game gives 4 ai arbites dogs instead of these teams i will win more lol

[gloomy tartan]

So the moral of the story is this

[wet swift]

3*

[gloomy tartan]

If a dinosaur saves you

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t leave it to bleed out and become a kaiju

Give it some like leaf bandages or soemtning

[limpid vigil]

imma be honest - i wish there was a perk to make arby dogs faster

[gloomy tartan]

Or it will Remmeber you abandoning it in it’s time of need

[wet swift]

still better than my average teammate

[gloomy tartan]

And atomize you in the future

[limpid vigil]

They are kinda slow imo. With how far they can reach i can usually get the job done faster

[gloomy tartan]

Oh by the way

Godzilla wakes up

[wet swift]

i had to remove the scoreboard because i was getting too toxic and because it was also crashing

[gloomy tartan]

In the bottom of the ocean

He’s not dead

And also remember how mecha king Ghidorahs corpse is on the sea floor?

All the future tech?

Japan does

Next movie

Godzilla vs MECHA GODZILLA

Japanese use the future tech found on the wreck of mecha king Ghidorah and use the upgrades to their technology to create mecha Godzilla

So like don’t go back in time to stop people from existing

Because it just made Godzilla stronger

Last thing you wanna do is accidently upgrade someone your trying to kill

All the futurian did failed they caused Japan to get future tech ensuring they become the super power in the future and the plan to stop Godzilla from existing made him stronger

[tight pine]

Thoughts on bolt pistol?

[south valve]

Good alternative to the revolver

solid A tier

Not always great on breaktpoints though

I find myself having to go for headshots

[hazy kestrel]

Bolt Pistol is good, but it’s no BIG IRON

[south valve]

I like that video game logic makes a basic revolver stronger than mini rockets

[fair bridge]

people who can't do the new data interrogation puzzle need to be airlocked soon

dude spent literally 3 minutes on it

[elder merlin]

Kill @covert totem, @misty trench

[fair bridge]

there should be a timer on puzzles

[elder merlin]

Random friend request

Probably a bot

[copper olive]

Why would I use the infantry lasgun over the las pistol

[fair bridge]

you wouldn't because the infantry lasgun still sucks

[copper olive]

Last pistol on top 💯

[fair bridge]

pistol's ok

[copper olive]

It's my favorite sidarm on zealot

[abstract jolt]

if you were a commisar

[copper olive]

Doing 857 damage to a crusher is kinda funny

[fair bridge]

god man our whole expedition was screwed because this dude couldn't wrap his little head around a matching puzzle

spent 2 minutes on it

didn't even get it open

unreal

[inland crater]

If you had the specific vet build maybe

[copper olive]

But what if I had a specific build on veteran and used the las pistol for funny crits

[inland crater]

Then that would be even better

Lasgun is buns unfortunately

[patent grove]

Smooth brain reduces wind drag though

[hazy kestrel]

What class

If Ogryn, they were just larping, clearly.

[dire kayak]

i wish we got more heavy weapons than bolt weapons

like id love a light heavy stubber for vet as a heavy ranged

[hazy kestrel]

Heavy MG from Vet’s class art, my beloved.

[dire kayak]

by 'light heavy stubber' i mean the same ones the dreg gunners use

[copper olive]

Give Ogryn a single shot rifle with one ridiculously big bullet

[hazy kestrel]

Been taunting us for years.

I NEED the HMG from the class art.

[dire kayak]

the arbitrator mini has one

well one of the arbitrator minis in the exaction squad

but like

the ogryn heavy stubber doesnt feel like a heavy stubber

its closer to an infantry lasgun than an actual machine gun

[fair bridge]

fucking console veteran

it's always them i'm dead serious

need crossplay to be an option or i'm just going to continue eating RAM modules to drive up the price of their stupid ass no game having piece of shit

i can eat 20 sticks a day now

[dire kayak]

tbf that puzzle can be pretty confusing but spending 2 minutes on it is absurd

at that point just let someone else take it

[fair bridge]

i really think they need to add a timer to doing those

like 30 seconds or something

maybe a minute tops

or i guess i can just let him get hit

ugh it just sucks

[hazy kestrel]

If he dies, he dies.

I find that I can only handle 2 expedition maps max nowadays

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so exhausting yet fucking boring at the same time, if that makes sense.

It drags on forever, yet it’s piss easy.

[lethal solstice]

Then don't play it you goon

[hazy kestrel]

Is what I mean

[hazy kestrel]

:(

Muh penances

[lethal solstice]

Ignore them

[hazy kestrel]

I need my bullshit 87000 traded salvage

[fair bridge]

i have fun with it but it kind of takes what's frustrating about playing with randoms on normal maps and multiplies it by 100

[hazy kestrel]

The funny total penances number must go up!

[lethal solstice]

Then don't bitch about it!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

In all seriousness, I hope whoever thought that 100,000 salvage traded was a good idea for a penance steps on multiple legos.

[hazy kestrel]

You can’t stop me, centipede person.

[lethal solstice]

I certainly can

Just don't feel like applying that much effort

[fair bridge]

people can complain about stuff..... wtf.....

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think you can.

[lethal solstice]

So theres this thing called a cranial intervention

[lethal solstice]

The hard part is finding the cranium in question

[hazy kestrel]

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

[lethal solstice]

Shooting you

People always say you can't stop them but change up their tune real quick when you administer 5 cc's of lead to their skull

[fair bridge]

this bit kinda sucks

[hazy kestrel]

What are you babbling about pal.

This bit is unfunny

[drowsy lynx]

I was averaging about 300 per expedition, it'll take me another 300 to finish the top level at this point. Probably the most grindy penance in the game currently

[lethal solstice]

Yeah it really does

[fair bridge]

do u wanna see a ouppy

[lethal solstice]

I'm tired and congested

[drowsy lynx]

I doubt they'll leave it, they're either going to adjust scrap drops or lower the penance thresholds

[lethal solstice]

My point still stands though

[fair bridge]

ouppy

[lethal solstice]

Never say someone can't stop you

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna be pissed if they do that

[lethal solstice]

Just say that it would be unduly difficult

[hazy kestrel]

Cease your babbling. You cannot stop me you silly goose.

[drowsy lynx]

The only thing worse would be them doing it right after you finish

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[hazy kestrel]

I fully expect that, it’s happened before

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah they lowered the "kill three elites with your peril explosion" penance to one less than 12 hours after I finally got it

[hazy kestrel]

They made “Be Your Best” 10 times easier by giving Big Man another throwable box.

[drowsy lynx]

I think I was like 90% of the way to the original pox breaker when they halved the requirement for it

[gusty flume]

Who are we blasting off the map today

Draw straws

[fair bridge]

console gamers

[hazy kestrel]

Any and all Smykers.

[neon agate]

WTF is wrong with console gamers huh

We are chill

[fair bridge]

theyre fuckin little DINGDONGS

[gusty flume]

He knows..

He definitely knows

Menace to society

Console gamers contribute in two things

Taking ammo

And doing nothing

🫡

[modest flume]

idk I've seen more tweakers on PC than console

[gusty flume]

The ps5 has a nice dashboard

[modest flume]

Also xbox store version can still be on PC

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

[gusty flume]

I’m actually a ps5 player

[gloomy tartan]

So hypothetical….if gophers start a race war with other gophers on my property

[modest flume]

Nuke em

[gloomy tartan]

Do I have…like…a responsibility

[modest flume]

No other option

[gloomy tartan]

To do something?

[gusty flume]

Your property?

[gloomy tartan]

Should I do nothing

Like what’s the proper response

I know normally you exterminate gophers

[dire kayak]

meow

[gloomy tartan]

But like

That would be like 2 genocides

[gusty flume]

Bro is giving serial killer vibes

[fair bridge]

the who are you mod lets you tell them apart

[gusty flume]

Fbi

[fair bridge]

it's peak

[gloomy tartan]

What you nean

I release them at the park

[fair bridge]

almost time for pool

[gusty flume]

Queue Dexter song

[gloomy tartan]

Most ppl kill gophers

[fair bridge]

might be the last time we all play pool together 😔

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t

Just throw em in a plastic bag and set them free in the park

[modest flume]

PC xbox vs console xbox? Pretty sure it doesn't

[gloomy tartan]

I’m just asking what do I do with gophers fighting gophers

Like do I let them have a race war

[modest flume]

The Windows Store vs Steam Store versions

[gusty flume]

Darwin

[gloomy tartan]

Nvm the war is over

The brown ones beat the gray ones

[fair bridge]

it does. steam players are always steam and gamepass players/xbox console players have the xbox logo

[gloomy tartan]

The x bone

Get X boned

[modest flume]

I know, but my point is you get the xbox logo for the Windows Store version too

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[fair bridge]

we're literally saying the same thing

listen man all i'm saying is that im right ur wrong forever no takesies backsies

[fleet beacon]

where are my pants

[hazy kestrel]

🫳

🪨

🕳️

[elder merlin]

[hazy kestrel]

26 more minutes of work. :(

[abstract jolt]

There should be an achievement/ penance for getting all weapons to mastery level 20

[hazy kestrel]

But why. We already have penances for each one.

One overarching one is kinda pointless

[abstract jolt]

because getting EVERY weapon done takes a while

[hazy kestrel]

Not really

[abstract jolt]

as someone who is one weapon away

[hazy kestrel]

Dockets / Materials spam goes brrrrr

[abstract jolt]

us employed ppl do

[hazy kestrel]

I’m employed

You got something against unemployed people? >:(

[abstract jolt]

they remind me of Hive Scums

[hazy kestrel]

The economy is in shambles right now

[dire kayak]

it does if you dont sacrifice weapons

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t blame the unemployed for their current lack of employment

[abstract jolt]

Nonsense, the emperors world is always doing great

[hazy kestrel]

Skill issue

Sacrifice all the weapons

[neon agate]

Grandpa you sold all your pants

[abstract jolt]

I only sacrifice weapons if I have a good one of that weapon already

[hazy kestrel]

Just gamble at Brunt’s casino for grey weapons until you get the stats you want.

Upgrade the rest to green and sacrifice to Hadron

[abstract jolt]

Already did, dont have enough plasteel and diamintine to do that

Because once I master the weapon I upgrade it to be havoc ready

[hazy kestrel]

Play havoc for the free materials chest

[abstract jolt]

Every weapon on Ogryn, Arbites, and Vet are all level 500 with the perks and stuff I want

[patent grove]

Agreed

[sleek harness]

Brunt will totally open a casino on the Morning Star when he comes back

[gloomy tartan]

I snort moon rocks and kill knife ears

And I’m all out of skooma

[unkempt iron]

Get the quick levelling mod from nexus

it takes 35 of the same weapon to go from 0-20

it ties everything into one button

press it 35 times and boom

takes like 1k plasteel and 350kish credits

[sleek harness]

Ew a mod that reduces 2 minutes of talking to Hadron to 1 second

[hazy kestrel]

Blech. Darktide mods

[sleek harness]

But yeah this mod sounds useless

[hazy kestrel]

Then I’d actually have to bother making sure they’re updated with each patch.

[sleek harness]

Just do it yourself

Lazy

[hazy kestrel]

No thank you.

[sleek harness]

Personamen gets it

Mods are annoying to take care of

[hazy kestrel]

Unless it’s for Skyrim

Then it’s a non issue

[sleek harness]

Or fallout

Theses games never update

[hazy kestrel]

Never have to update anything, because MO2 goes brrrr

[sleek harness]

Unless you count the new gen update that broke every mod

[hazy kestrel]

Disabling auto updates goes brrrrr

[sleek harness]

Theres a mod exactly made to disable the new gen update

So you stay at the new update, but with the new update removed

[nocturne bloom]

Not exactly how it works. There are mods to disable the content but that doesnt fix the issues

Best downgrader is the one that gives you the codes to download the older patch on steams console

But tbh it isnt worth it anymore and id just wait for the game to possibly, one day, be somewhat stable

Skyrim doesnt need any update

They wouldnt want to update it either because they know they'd get completely torn apart for it

F4 just doesn't have the community Skyrim has too

Comparing it, it just looks like F4 has always been abandoned

[urban escarp]

I HATE PETER THIEL

[timber elk]

Who

[timber elk]

Moding kinda ruined it for me with Skyrim

I can never get into Skyrim

[modest flume]

I understand what you're saying, I'm saying I've seen more tweakers using PC (or at least Steam, because again, can't tell between Windows non-steam or xbox)

~~maybe they're on the Windows Store version and that's why they tweak so hard ~~

[tight pine]

Ooh some plasteel!

[timber elk]

grabs the servo skull from the air

[modest flume]

👉

Plasteel!

[tight pine]

Let me go!

[timber elk]

looks into the servo skulls lens hey. How’s it going :]

[tight pine]

[Defensive countermeasures activated]

🗣️ 🫧 🫧 🫧

[timber elk]

DEAR GOD!!!! HE BLOWS BUBBLES!!!! he gets hit with the power of bubbles

[tight pine]

Flys away

[graceful hamlet]

“Oh this mod seems neat”

requires 20 other mods

[timber elk]

Yeah tell me about it

Especially on fallout when you wanna have a hard survival experience only for it to require 6 different but of the same mod. A new update mod. The same new update mod that needs the help of a different existing mod that’s universal for all mods

[timber elk]

[tight pine]

“Full of mischief that servo skull is”
Enginseer Kayex says over coms

[storm axle]

Hello

How do you guys usually find groups for havoc?

[tight pine]

I don’t (too weak… I am)

[modest flume]

Party Finder

I don't give a fuck

[storm axle]

It's my first havoc, and the only one there is a single party with 20 displaying over it

[modest flume]

Or someone will invite me or I'll offer to join or help someone here, I don't mind

[neon agate]

Server you can def ask people

We have LFG channel

So you can probably ask in there

Also keep in mind that communication is highly recommended for it

[tight pine]

[storm axle]

I think I can go to vox lfg NASA. Is that North America and South America?

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of the people that complain about this dont read the description and fail to see the part of most of those mods being optional

[storm axle]

Fly little servo skull, fly

[neon agate]

Yes good luck friend

[storm axle]

Which mod is that?

[graceful hamlet]

It was an exaggeration

It’s just a pain when multiple things require multiple mods, but then some things require a different mod because they use a different database mod

You could also just use a mod pack but then those tend to be filled with a few hundred

[nocturne bloom]

Its not really a pain tbh, its like 3 more clicks

[jaunty path]

3 more clicks that break 3 fingers

[nocturne bloom]

Not like those required mods are hundreds of MB or GB most the time

[south valve]

You can't hide your text from me, simply by deleting it

[stuck crescent]

woke up from nap

Was nice

[green vector]

[tight pine]

Yippee

[stuck crescent]

Will continue nap

[tight pine]

Yippee?

[green vector]

Ye I think that's just called sleep

[stuck crescent]

Nah, nap

[copper olive]

Am I weird for liking the las pistol more than the recon lasgun

[stuck crescent]

No

[blissful swan]

Ye tbh I feel like anyone who shoots a poxburster should be banned from Aurics for a month and forced to replay the combat tutorial

[stuck crescent]

They do totally different things, they fit different play styles

[blissful swan]

Game should have an auto-kick system in aurics for whenever someone shoots a poxburster and message that says... "You're clearly not ready for this difficulty. Learn to push"

[jaunty path]

I mean I shot bursters I just made sure theyre no where near my teammates lul

[modest flume]

Well, it fucks, plain and simple

[elder merlin]

See, i dont do that

[modest flume]

Good damage including boss, good ammo economy, good mobility, perfect for return fire against elite shooters

[copper olive]

Currently I'm tryna make a vet build around las pistol

I'm unsure what keystone to get

[elder merlin]

Atleast not with @sleek harness

[jaunty path]

and they ususally die in like uh one or two shots of my agri special

[copper olive]

Or if getting a keystone is even worth it lol

[modest flume]

It also doesn't require all-in investment to ranged to maximise the usage of

[jaunty path]

or one shot of infantry lasgun

[modest flume]

and it's good on pretty much every class that uses it

[blissful swan]

Game should have a system like Arc Raiders does.

In Arc Raiders, if you shoot other players you get queued with other players that pvp.

Here, if you shoot a poxburster you should get flagged and put into matches with other people that shoot poxbursters

[jaunty path]

is that actually true in arc raiders

[jaunty path]

if so thats kinda sweet

[blissful swan]

Ye, it keeps the people that want to just play pve happy.

Itd work amazing here. People that shoot poxbursters wouldnt be grouped with ppl that dont

[jaunty path]

I feel thats a bit too much work tbh

I feel its best to be more situationally aware of your teammates. then again, DT players are lobotomites

[tight pine]

Especially if they’re running flamer or plasma

[blissful swan]

Nah itd be simple. You shoot a pox and itd flag your character for a week/month

[jaunty path]

but what about me who doesn't shoot bursters next to my teammates?

Do I just get grouped with idiots?

lmao

Also you made me install arc raiders lmao

[blissful swan]

Should get a penance thats called "Waste of Ammo" with the description, "Congratulations, you shot a poxburster"

[tight pine]

That would be funny

[stark bobcat]

I want a custom title

[unkempt iron]

make it replace the run away from 500 reaper shots penance

[stark bobcat]

"I survived 240° bulwark shields"

[unkempt iron]

Literally the only penance i have been grinding for 4 years

at 469 atm

[jaunty path]

idk deal with the problem further away than up close

it can also be convenient for dealing with annoying enemies like dogs and bombers

[blissful swan]

Idk, its really easy. Just push them when they get close and gg

[jaunty path]

stopping them from tossing their nades

im hungry

[blissful swan]

Game would be much easier if it were like vt2 and we werent forced to play with other bots/players

[tight pine]

Rations

[south valve]

Guys, I don't wanna concern you, but there appears to be a giant rock in the sky

it appears to be crescent shaped

[jaunty path]

Necrons

[rough verge]

I had 2 little seezar pizza

[tight pine]

It’s obviously the green ogryns

[whole glade]

bruh

guh

[tight pine]

Imma give everyone ptsd in
5
4
3

[south valve]

Heresy

[whole glade]

no

im looking at Dark Angels kitbashes

[south valve]

Anything good?

[whole glade]

ya

have to buy a Sge of Sugma model tho

[green vector]

sge of sugondese

[south valve]

Oh Grimgi, what is Sugmar?

[whole glade]

SUGMAR DICK?!

[jaunty path]

Harassing fastfood workers isn't a hobby

its a life style

[south valve]

It's better if they're your employees

[jaunty path]

Its better if they know you so you can duke it out in the parking lot later

[south valve]

Yeah

with flintlocks

proper duel

[jaunty path]

nah im getting stabbed str8 up

[whole glade]

GOOD

[south valve]

🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[whole glade]

GRAHH

[jaunty path]

why is koz rotting for minimum wage workers attacking me

If they put pickles on my burger they deserve whats coming

[south valve]

I will never understand pickled anything

[patent grove]

@jaunty path don't like pickles?

[jaunty path]

nope

never did

[patent grove]

I'm trying to get me some pickle flavored vape

[green vector]

wtf

[south valve]

I guess you're in quite a

[jaunty path]

Your suffering ig

[south valve]

um

what's the word?

[jaunty path]

steamed ham

[south valve]

Indeed

[green vector]

cock and balls

jawa do be lurkin over there

[south valve]

What she sees ogryn

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

what did he mean by this

Lamia whats your opinion on hurling caramel frappes at cashiers for putting pickles on my burger

[nocturne bloom]

I usually walk into the cooking area and put the pickles in the trash back there

[green vector]

hurl it at a manager

theyre usually knobheads

[jaunty path]

noted

[south valve]

Normalise being evil

[lethal solstice]

Its already normal

We desperately need to de normalize it

[tender horizon]

Normalize the use of violence against evil people.

[south valve]

I mean like

evil but silly

moustache twirling evil

[stuck crescent]

tieing a lady on railway tracks evil?

[tight pine]

So putting pepper and salt on pancakes and waffles type evil?

[astral basin]

I