general-chat

[visual vortex]

No man's land in trench warfare tend to be like that

[tired sail]

I just hope that cool ogryn set comes out again eventually

[carmine steppe]

Being a noble in 40k is a blessing that gets taking advantage alot

[unkempt iron]

Ogryn Drip goes from fine to shit

with no inbetween

[carmine steppe]

Have you seen the new ogryns from Horus heresy?

[tired sail]

Aren’t most nobles turned into commissars?

[unkempt iron]

Same with zealot

[tired sail]

Fr I really hope they get a fit like that

[carmine steppe]

No, absolutely not 😭

[unkempt iron]

Zealot sets are either pure bling or just rags

OH

[tired sail]

Oh damn

[unkempt iron]

we are talking kits

[visual vortex]

Vet drip is 10/10

[unkempt iron]

then yeah, i want some new ogryns too

[visual vortex]

Regardless

[unkempt iron]

They look ass

[slow flume]

love the zealot shorts

[tired sail]

Eh

[slow flume]

i love my crack addict zealot fit

[tired sail]

I’m a sucker for anything with a fur collar/cape

[visual vortex]

Look at the Scab captain drip

[unkempt iron]

I am thinking of buying it so i can pair it with the Ork hunter croptops for a beach fit

[visual vortex]

They literally have a fur cape

[unkempt iron]

[slow flume]

i need those lmao

[gusty flume]

I play zealot like a crackhead. Just run in and try not to die

[hazy kestrel]

Martyrmaxxing goes brrrr

[tired sail]

Yep

[carmine steppe]

Most commissars come from that fucked up school on Terra where yes they take in kids from the nobility but also they make them do a lot of tests while they are young since they are more easily indoctrinated

[visual vortex]

Lowk envious of their fit

[unkempt iron]

I run male Fanatic, he is my old drunk Inquisitor

[gusty flume]

Hopefully I did something before I died tho 😅

[visual vortex]

Most zealots i know run in

Die

Make an excuse

Die a few more times

Ragequit

[gusty flume]

If I die once in any game I’m turbo inting the entire game

[visual vortex]

😌

[slow flume]

average martyr build zealot

[visual vortex]

When i get downed i get angry and go out of my way to kill the bomber

[slow flume]

martyr build zealots be kissing the floor more than anyone else

[unkempt iron]

I know my shit

I am literally babysitting my fucking DPSs

while my ogrny buddy holds a wave

Our premades are preservitors

i swear to god

[visual vortex]

Some mfs play this game like it's their first time

[unkempt iron]

at havoc 35 btw

[visual vortex]

Best part about them all dying is when they glaze you for clutching actual babyshit

[gusty flume]

My ogyrn is dogshit

[slow flume]

shout out to vets who insist on using only their guns, i wish them all a very uninstall

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[gusty flume]

Uprising at best

[hazy kestrel]

Martyrmaxxing is perfectly valid

[visual vortex]

A lot of zealots just suck ass at the game

[unkempt iron]

A bit of ego pampering is the least i deserve for saving your sorry ass for the 17th time

[slow flume]

idk every martyr i see is having an affair with the floor with how much they go down

[hazy kestrel]

They need to get good

[unkempt iron]

Get on those knees and pray, totally not homo btw

[hazy kestrel]

IMO

[visual vortex]

Mfs play one of the most forgiving classes and still get downed more than me

[gusty flume]

Good Ogryn players tank everything and not die

[unkempt iron]

Literally my friend

[gusty flume]

My ogyrn I tank and I die

[visual vortex]

Despite me rishing trappers and hoping they dont get me last second as i kill them

[unkempt iron]

He tanks the shit, i babysit the DPS

I play flamer zealot anyway

[gusty flume]

Actual skill issue…

[slow flume]

i like playing tank ogryn and just standing around absorbing everything, literal wall build

[unkempt iron]

I am a 3 trick pony

cast aura

cast flamer

cast waveclear while the other 3 whack the boss

[gusty flume]

Like the tank ogyrn actually does damage too

[unkempt iron]

It does good boss damage

[gusty flume]

I tank, die and do no dmg 😄

[unkempt iron]

Like i said, im there to clean the shit so they can do the job

and to protect pre-servitors from premature corpsestarchization

I am the fucking janitor of the squad

[slow flume]

yeah but nobody notices because its mostly like bleed and chip dmg so my name aint in the kill feed too often

1000 bleed stack be upon ye

[timber elk]

Good Orgyn players don’t need no tier list

They listen to their superiors and gets medals

[unkempt iron]

Our current group is Ogryn Zealot (me) psyker and HS

[timber elk]

[unkempt iron]

We literally have all bases covered

[gusty flume]

They don’t die that’s for sure

[slow flume]

the ideal darktide team is four ogryns

[unkempt iron]

for sure

[slow flume]

two tanks one melee and a gunlugger for good measure

[unkempt iron]

2 gunluggas with a charge and tauntgryn

[timber elk]

You only need one gunlugger Orgyn to kill a daemonhost

[unkempt iron]

One ogryn tank is enough

2 gunluggers is twice the Dakka

[slow flume]

2 gunluggers is an ammo econ nightmare

[unkempt iron]

Give one a rippergun and the other a 2link stubber and watch bosses melt with 17 billion stacks

[slow flume]

i love 2link but i cant figure out ripper, it feels like it has way too little ammo to me

[unkempt iron]

It needs like a 50% reserve ammo buff

It isnt a secondary

Its your main dakka

[slow flume]

yeah i just have trouble keeping it filled when gun lugging

[unkempt iron]

I mean you get more returns per lucky bullet, doesnt matter when you barely have any ammo

[timber elk]

And mister E says Lugger is bad

[unkempt iron]

They just dont trust in the process

Trust

(Got wiped at spawn)

[slow flume]

luggers are only bad when your playing vet because usually they get all the ammo

[unkempt iron]

And they cant kill crushers

[timber elk]

Nah. I wipe a crusher horde with just my ripper gun can opener + ripper gun = two burst

[slow flume]

whats the best dueling sword mark

[unkempt iron]

Ripperguns can

stubbers cant

and 90% of Gungryns run 2link stubber

[uneven ivy]

can some one help me on overwatch

[unkempt iron]

sure

which one was it?

[sage pike]

if you guys use any mods, which ones are actually useful? I saw a video where some of the buffs were closer to the middle of the screen - does that make it easier to keep track of or does it just get in the way?

[uneven ivy]

7

[slow flume]

nude ogryn mod

[sage pike]

lol

[thick coyote]

Danger Zone
Spider Sense

There

End of the list

[sage pike]

ok Ill look those up

[somber stream]

Do the close air support in Expedition send a Valk to hover over you?

Or they do a strafe then fucks off

[thick coyote]

Dunno

What I do know

Is that you can summon it with Creature Spawner

[languid hazel]

-# ||awoooooooooo!!!!||

[somber stream]

Poggers

[thick coyote]

Really funny because it's just a big Valkyrie in the middle of the Psykhanium

[somber stream]

Also how the hell are they hovering like a VTOL anyway

I see no vertical thrust

[fallow rivet]

Listening to jamiroquai whilst tearing through hoards of enemies what a life

[thick coyote]

Listening to 1 hour of cartoon sounds effects while fighting 3 h40 plague ogryn

[somber stream]

Oh they hover like a MW2 harrier

That's, silly

Also they attract fire from gunners, apparently

[simple cliff]

Yeah it's pretty stronk and very good during gate or extract.

[uneven ivy]

can some one help me on overwatch

[graceful hamlet]

I need more shooty 😔

Also sad that Havoc nerds are so slow on adapting to class changes

[marsh iris]

what happened to the harrier anyway, kinda cool vtol

[somber stream]

Still in service last i heard

Kinda niche applications though

Now that MANPADs are everywhere

[simple cliff]

There are Feudal Worlds in 40k. Are there cavemen unga bunga worlds?

I am every world builder's worse nightmare. I will ask the dumbest possible questions.

[somber stream]

Likely

The Imperium has yet to reunify every single humanity domains out there, after the Iron men

[simple cliff]

Technically, the emperor started out on a unga bunga world didn't he?

Wasn't he made from a bunch of cavemen shaman?

[somber stream]

Actually you can find a tribe in Rogue trader, worshipping the Aquila

Not really

Emp was born around early civilization

[fallow rivet]

What’s havoc

[astral basin]

Iron Men
We cant say that
Disney might hear

[simple cliff]

I am pretty sure it was a bunch of unga bunga cavemen shaman merging together.

[marsh iris]

kinda, we got the digganobs

humans with ork kultur

[simple cliff]

"That's not the lore-"
Fhack you, unga bunga.

[astral basin]

He did. It was a planet before terra, the ancient texts call it earth

[simple cliff]

FHACK U! DIGGANOBZ!

[marsh iris]

their cave is a necron tomb

[simple cliff]

Imagine those Necron's waking up and seeing Digganobz before anything else.
"Holy shit, the Krorks went really downhill..."

[astral basin]

The human tribe that survived an ork invasion just to be trapped between a rock and a hard place

[thick coyote]

Hard mode past havoc 30

Actually I just lied

[fallow rivet]

So evil ass mode

[marsh iris]

scrawny ahh kroks

[thick coyote]

Sloggish mode past h25

[simple cliff]

Whether havoc is hard or not depends on your team. I've seen teams ace it with amazing teamwork and I've seen people that shouldn't even be doing Auric in it.

[thick coyote]

It peaks at 25 and everything past that is sloggish bullet sponge bullshit mode

[simple cliff]

I always say to people, if four crushers is too many crushers you need to practice on Heresey more.

[fallow rivet]

Also I be seeing people put health bars on enemies how I do that

[somber stream]

Pending client approval for project, imma draw a Darktide Manga short

[thick coyote]

Mods

[simple cliff]

You should be able to kill them, make them easier to kill, or not die to them pretty reliably.

[marsh iris]

practice more heresy people 👆

thats how you get close to the throne

[simple cliff]

Yes, I am aware how cursed that difficulty is.

[marsh iris]

im not talking about difficulty

[simple cliff]

I'm talking about people.

For some reason the dumbest people I've encountered have been heresy.

It was at its all time worse when Damnation was hardest.

[fallow rivet]

I can kill them/make them easier to kill at level 1, how can people not do that?

They are very easy to dodge

[astral basin]

Heresy is the first mode where specials are constantly present

[simple cliff]

If you're entire life up to that point has just been r1/lift click then they can be a pretty big problem when they first come in mass.

A lot of people don't learn to block/dodge until Heresey because you can usually get away with melee spam.

Suddenly they're hitting armor and need to find out how to get through said armor while also learning to dodge/block at the same time.

[delicate vapor]

[gusty flume]

Bro I hate those fking dark maps

[normal swift]

Is uh.

There no Downs in Heresy now?

[thick coyote]

Elaborate please

What happened

[normal swift]

Nvm

[unkempt iron]

I had the same happen to me a few times

dying directly with no corruption

on first down

[normal swift]

Yeah, I can't tell if it's just me o rnotw

I probably just suck. Haven't played in a few months.

[marsh iris]

the occasional aneurysm

[uneven ivy]

overwatch penance

i need help

[fallow rivet]

Yeah when I was new I didn’t ever dodge but now it’s all I do

Like all the time

lol

[slow flume]

the dodge dance is essential to survival

unless you are an ogryn

[icy orbit]

Had a guy abusing me and calling me a r####d for them to die and bail out on us in an Auric mish 💀

[jaunty path]

Its still important

[slow flume]

me and another zealot, (a martyr i stand corrected) hard carried a psyker and arbitrator just now, they couldnt do 5 seconds without getting downed

[icy orbit]

It's almost a daily occurrence now of toxicity, or is it just me?

[slow flume]

just you tbh

[icy orbit]

Lol

[slow flume]

although a few days ago i came across a lobby of two guys arguing over something?? one kept calling the other the nword hard r and the other just kept doing the fuckin ERM ACKSHULLY to all the other guys statements

[shell goblet]

Going for the Bullseye penance (destroy all the blue bottles at the shooting gallery on warren 6-19) and i went to the 'shooting gallery' that they showed in the reddit post i read but none of the bottles spawned when i went there.

coming to think of it though ive literally never seen them spawn though. is there somthing i'm missing ???????

[icy orbit]

I have "yell at me" written across my forehead or something. Just funny because after 600+ hours I've never experienced it.

[slow flume]

does anyone else run triple gunner dmg resist curios

[simple cliff]

The true skill to mastery is the dodge block. Which is pushing right as your iframes end to ensure you don't get hit coming out of dodge.

[slow flume]

lowkey realised you dont even need that high stamina to block and parry, shit regens so fast

solod a demonhost just now using only the dueling sword parry

felt like fuckin v1

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-ultra-kill-parry-ultrakill-parry-punch-gif-6148676138619206464

[icy orbit]

I like stamina Regen personally. Took me ages to realize I needed stamina to push away a pox burster. I thought it was Fatshark hating on me 😅

[thick coyote]

A bunch of players do

[slow flume]

i only really use block as a parry and lowkey be walkin evrywhere so i never need stamina abilities

[simple cliff]

A LOT OF PEOPLE DO!
Nothing will kill you faster then a gunner no one saw that suddenly unloads on you. Which is why I hate when 'ranged' builds don't snipe those bitches. That's often the run kill for people from heresy to damnation, they don't realize how important it is to keep gunners surpressed or make them dead.

Seriously, people that run stealth builds can rush up to a bunch of gunners can make everyone's lives easier.

[slow flume]

frfr, iv died to them more than crushers unironically

and snipers

maybe not trappers tho

[icy orbit]

I've had to learn that recently for Oggy since he has the worst stamina regen. My fault for running everywhere.

[simple cliff]

In a good team, someone will be stunlocking crushers so I am less worried about them.

[slow flume]

i took the zealot dueling sword pill and can now confidently solo 5 crushers on auric

[fallow rivet]

You just put me on game I never thought of that

[thick coyote]

If you have 200 hp and 1 sniper res you can survive 2 shots

[icy orbit]

True gunners can seriously mess your day up.

[thick coyote]

Since it goes from 122.5 damage to ~97 iirc

[simple cliff]

My arbites buiild is legit just for stunlocking everything that dares to enter melee range with a crusher. It doesn't do a amazing amount of damage but you'll never have to fear crushers, maulers, or ragers while he's around.

[slow flume]

fuck hp me and all my homies only put points into toughness

[graceful hamlet]

The veteran player when you’re in melee range of a gunner: 🤩
The veteran player when you’re pinned down by 20 gunners across the field: 😴

[simple cliff]

I call it "SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!"

[slow flume]

i like spamming the arbite shock maul special attack since it has no cooldown for somereason

[gloomy tartan]

Bodycam Off Build

[slow flume]

i love waiting an hour for servitor shop reset only for his bitch ass to offer me straight bullshit

[fallow rivet]

Fr

[icy orbit]

Arbs goes hard besides bosses, unless I have a bolt gun..

[simple cliff]

Bodies never existed in the first place to turn off.

[fallow rivet]

That’s why I specifically target the gunners off rip

I’ll literally turn and target gunners and snipers

Those take priority

[slow flume]

lowkey just be buying any good rolls i see in the armoury, ill try it eventually

[simple cliff]

In a very good team everyone will be thinking of other people. "Oh no those gunners are about to shoot, I need to stop that."
"Oh no there are enemies behind us I need to kill them."
"He's handlling that direction, I'll handle another one."
In Hersey people tend to still be learning that and get caught in "KILL! KILL ! KILL! KILL!" mode without realizing you need to do some thinking.
Also they haven't learned the usefulness of the slide. ALAWAYS BE SLIDING if there are gunshots anywhere near you.

[slow flume]

buyiing everyroll in da shop to scrap them for mats

[fallow rivet]

Ppl also forget about natural cover

[icy orbit]

Power slide my beloved. And yeah have the crouch set to hold for cover.

[simple cliff]

No, cover is a lie. The moment you try to actually use cover is the moment a burster, flamer, or bomber says 'fuck you'. IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FUTURE, THERE IS NO COVER, ONLY SLIDING! /s

[fallow rivet]

I let my dog deal with flamers because half the time the fire engulfs the map so you can’t see shit anyways

[icy orbit]

Lol yeah cover is like for a few seconds I certainly don't stay there and camp.

[simple cliff]

"It's ok, I am meleeing this flamer so he won't be able to-"
Ally unloads on him with hip fire and hits the tank several times.

[icy orbit]

I tag flamers for the visual aspect, of not seeing shit.

[simple cliff]

I also love when I am holding down a flank or direction, doing great, and then an ally decides to 'help' and I start getting hit in the back because they decided to stop covering a direction.

[thorn herald]

When on Auric Maelstrom you last standing clutch to make it to the elevator exit --

only to lag rubberband back into the thick of the horde, & now a whole group blocking the exit & denying you victory.

This fucking patch.

[slow flume]

should i put 10% weakspot or 5% crit on my dueling sword

[icy orbit]

That's rough dude

[slow flume]

chat chat caht

[icy orbit]

Depends on allot of things, your build, blessings etc.

If you ran riposte or something weak spot damage would be gnarly

[slow flume]

im already running piety and the dodge for extra weakspot dmg blessing so technically i have both bases covered already

[icy orbit]

Hmm what class?

[slow flume]

the dueling sword is crazy tho

zealot

[jaunty path]

dueling sword bad

[icy orbit]

What's your keystone?

[cosmic burrow]

You have better weapons on zealot

[jaunty path]

ds users go 2 hel when dey die

[cosmic burrow]

Like relic blade

Or evis

[slow flume]

womp womp i likea da pokey stick

[icy orbit]

Duelly goes hard I have it on my book Zelly.

[slow flume]

piety

[simple cliff]

Also, I have been trying to master as many weapons as possible and I can without a doubt say skill matters a lot fucking more then your weapon.

I am bringing grey and not optmized braced autogun and devil sword into aurics and not dying once. Granted I am also play psycher so it matters a lot less but I still think its silly how some people freak out about meta/not meta. The only gun that I don't think is viable on higher diffs is the default lasgun since it struggles to pen armor really badly.

[slow flume]

true, unless you are using the heavy sword

[marsh iris]

weapons dont kill people

[slow flume]

that thing just fucking sucks

[thorn herald]

Shit like this, makes the pre-patch Expedition crashing a preferable mercy. Notwithstanding that I don't play Expedition anymore.

[simple cliff]

Yeah, but people use them TO kill people. So that's something.

[icy orbit]

Hmm that is allot of crit maybe weak spot damage will go hard on the dueely. Gotta try it now I guess.

[slow flume]

i like how when you exit the pyskanium you can see all the enemies unfreeze and attack you for a second

[icy orbit]

That crashing is wretched. I farm on Malice in expedition 😂

[cosmic burrow]

This tells me you dont know how to use heavy sword. Thing absolutely shits on everything non carapace

[slow flume]

okay but when most of the most dangerous units use carapace thats pretty signifigant

also it just feels to floaty for a sword thats supposed to be heavy

[thorn herald]

& that boggles me that Malice = Auric still in Expedition rewards.

[icy orbit]

Yeah it's dumb aye I love me Auric so I'm waiting for Fatshark to catch on to what we are doing.

[thorn herald]

I'll be surprised if they do.

But first, fix the fucking rubberbanding lag, FS.

[slow flume]

i need the officers brocade trinket to hang it off the bottom of the second mark of the dueling sword so it can have two red tassels

[icy orbit]

Man I was playing SM2 with the absolute worse lag yesterday it was making me physically ill.

I was originally playing Darktide through cloud on a Xbox One. That is next level for testing patience idk how I did it for so long.

[somber stream]

I can see it, in my vision. The leaks of the heavy bolter around November

[icy orbit]

If Oggy could use a wound to throw off a dog or trapper I will die a happy man.

[slow flume]

heavy bolter for ogryn?

[icy orbit]

Please

[slow flume]

i want a las cannon for ogryn more than anything

[icy orbit]

Melta

Evy

Go brrrr

[slow flume]

i love las guns i want las cannon

[thorn herald]

More frustrating is, high-difficulty Darktide becoming harder through this post-patch lag bullshit. Not just me, but also 2 others in my regular squad. Games that we can manage through, now we're just dealing with lag roulette. Like today's absurd loss.

[icy orbit]

What platform my bro?

[thorn herald]

PC.

[icy orbit]

Oh shit that's not good

[thorn herald]

My squad is all PC.

[icy orbit]

So much for them fixing it.

[thorn herald]

And this isn't even Havoc. Just Auric Maelstroms, even plain Auric.

[marsh iris]

leaking

🤪

[somber stream]

Heavy bolter for

SORORITAS

⚜️

[slow flume]

writing in an excuse for the sisters of battle before admech class would be insane but also super funny

[somber stream]

Emperor himself told me so in my dreams

[marsh iris]

anything that comes before arby cosmetic is mega funny

[icy orbit]

The new bolt gun game is planning to be a sisters of battle playable character.

[slow flume]

i want to use the third person mod but im too lazy to mod darktide

can you use vortex lowkey

[somber stream]

Coincidence?

[marsh iris]

arby cosmetic is gta6 of darktide

[somber stream]

Are you seeing the signs, brothers

[icy orbit]

Female Zelly could be a Nun with a gun.

[marsh iris]

bodytype 2 only class cosmetics

[somber stream]

Smelly Zelly there won’t be able to handle Heavy bolters, not to mention the drips

[delicate vapor]

More laundry time

[icy orbit]

That class before Arby/Hivver cosmetics is piss funny.

We sadly know the answer too 💀

It's like they forgot all about Necromunda or something. Or even like Judge dredd material it's the same guy who made both apparently. I wanna be Judge Dead.

[cosmic burrow]

The Nun wrangler

[marsh iris]

nungler

[icy orbit]

They make Zelly look homeless in some of this drip.

[cosmic burrow]

As for arby. We got all cosmetic options that are on the minis

[twin flower]

Which is.. not a lot

[icy orbit]

It's funny we pay for a class but don't get any rotational cosmetics for it.

[cosmic burrow]

Yup

[halcyon pebble]

ask GW

[icy orbit]

Not funny I'm being a dick

I can't engy

[twin flower]

-# cock

[icy orbit]

Yeah GW be heavy breathing

🐓

Damnit that's not a rooster

Have you seen that Asian running around with a black rooster going "if you can't fight like me black co##".

[simple cliff]

It is amazing how the 'go five things without dying' is only hard if you don't have a pre-formed party. Way too many people have no fucking clue how to play on damnation or harder. You need to make sure the rear is covered. You need to make sure gunners/ranged are suppressed. You need to stick together. But I am 90% convinced that a good portion of the playerbase just mutes voice from the get-go and never reads chat.

[jaunty path]

no but I want to

[dire kayak]

wuh

[simple cliff]

I am not even trying to kill but I've never every death and failed run has always been because people want to play the hardest difficulty but obviously don't want to use teamwork which is really weird.

[jaunty path]

harlz this isnt the same penance as before right

[neat jewel]

Nothing like hearing a million trappers behind you and none of your teammates even so much as glance behind them 😭

[jaunty path]

is this auric maelstrom survivor

[icy orbit]

It's hilarious but I can't find it again. It's this Asian chick.

[simple cliff]

No. I am not trying to get the penance, I just said that.

I aleady got the only penance I got cared about for no streaks without dying which is 15 with no downs.

I don't want Auric storm survivor because you can get via alt+f4 so its pointless. Havoc titles are better if you want to show off skill or whatever.

But some of the best players I've been with had the default 'reject' title so I don't care.

I am just amazed at the drop in player quality I've seen.

[jaunty path]

Dm @wind hornet if you want true survivor title he does it a lot

[jaunty path]

true survivor is basically a havoc fast pass

dont mean shit

[simple cliff]

I don't care about the 'survivor' penances until they fix alt f4 exploit.

[jaunty path]

You won't get accepted into havoc without em

[halcyon pebble]

cyber falcon

[simple cliff]

I already got accepted into havoc.

[jaunty path]

gets you accepted more often

[simple cliff]

Anyone who uses fucking titles that can be exploited to make their havoc teams, I want no part of.

I like my teammates to not be idiots.

"Ah yes, this man has the title for doing havoc but not the title that can easily earned via Alt-F4. Hmmmmmmm."-I want nothing to do with anyone like this.

[feral vessel]

Goomorning..

[astral basin]

Wait

Uu

What

Lmao thats cursed

U.U.H.

U.U if ya feelin nasty

Anyways

[simple cliff]

W h a t?

[astral basin]

Thats what im saying

The flop back

[dire kayak]

people don't just always host?

[simple cliff]

DOn't you need a 2nd person to host?

[dire kayak]

no you can host your own game with the party finder

and other people can join you

[simple cliff]

H O W!?

The option is always greyed out for me.

[dire kayak]

huh

[simple cliff]

'LIST OWN PARTY' is always grayed out whenever I go to party finder.

Wait.

Holy fuck, Fatshark.

You have to set filters up until NO PARTIES show up in the party finder before it lets you make your own party.

That is impressively dumb design.

[twin flower]

I also never got how that worked lmao

[simple cliff]

Fatshark really fucking hates anything that might resemble 'solo' or LFG don't they?

[delicate vapor]

Dry cleaners sure smell like dry cleaners

[twin flower]

👃

[simple cliff]

It'll only let you list your own party if you "Can't find what you're looking for?' Which means unless someone thinks to set filters that they know won't produce any results, the option is greyed out.

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

i just select havoc in the party finder and it lets me

havoc + my havoc assignment

[halcyon pebble]

greyed out usually mean you have filter on, just press reset

[feral vessel]

oh right

[astral basin]

My blade kit doesnt come in until Wednesday

Aaaaa

[feral vessel]

HAPPY ASEXUALITY DAY DARKTIDE

[astral basin]

Oh shit really?

[gloomy tartan]

I can smell your low crit rate

[dire kayak]

not me being sexual

[gloomy tartan]

I figure Godzilla is asexual

He adopts all his kids

[dire kayak]

i think that's just because there's only one of him

[astral basin]

🖤 🩶 🤍 💜

[gloomy tartan]

Except zilla who laid eggs

[neat jewel]

Blade kit for what

[gloomy tartan]

There’s been other Godzilla

[dire kayak]

wuh

[gloomy tartan]

In the showa era he had Manila

[icy orbit]

Really? I felt so chuffed working for my titles now I know people can just do something like that. Which I'm against too, it's just disappointing to hear.

[gloomy tartan]

In the heisei era he had Godzilla jr which was a cousin species to the dinosaur species that became Godzilla which resembled him but was green and a herbivore

[feral vessel]

im going to rip your sexuality out of your abdomen

[gloomy tartan]

In final wars they bring Manila back

[feral vessel]

wait that means you'll get free bottom surgery

[astral basin]

Clippers, exacto knife, etc
The $45 kit that the local wanted for their one citadel clippers i complained about fridayish

[gloomy tartan]

Manila was found in a egg and implied to be a baby Godzilla

[dire kayak]

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla jr was basically a cousin to Godzillas species

[icy orbit]

I thought I was a sex addict at one stage and now I kinda hate it and don't enjoy it anymore. I thank my Narcissist cheating ex for that.

[gloomy tartan]

Like if Godzilla was a basset hound and Godzilla jr was a beagle

[dire kayak]

"tom holland? what the fuck? man iont wanna talk to yo bitch ass"

[gloomy tartan]

Or…if Godzilla was a trex and Godzilla jr was therizinosaurus

That the diff between Godzilla and Godzilla jr from heisei

Except Godzilla jr looks like Godzilla when he gets big

[feral vessel]

you can get all of those for like 5 bucks each

i got an exacto with multiple blades for 3 bucks at a hobby store

[gloomy tartan]

As a baby he’s either cute or ugly depending on what you think

[elder merlin]

[gloomy tartan]

I think Godzilla jr is adorable as fuck

[somber stream]

How did chat arrive to this conversation

[elder merlin]

Godzilla Jr is a godzilla, thats for sure

[somber stream]

Oh we doing Godzilla now? Okay

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they didn’t know he had kids

Someone brought up asexual day

[marsh iris]

Godzilla primarchs

[gloomy tartan]

I said godzilla is prob asexual

[elder merlin]

Keep up with the times, old man

[marsh iris]

when the gozilla heresy

[gloomy tartan]

Not the species but Godzilla himself

[icy orbit]

I'm random and an open book idk.

[gloomy tartan]

Original Godzilla had a whole family that got killed

[dire kayak]

my steeljacks arrive today

[gloomy tartan]

There’s art of his family

[icy orbit]

Reptar

[marsh iris]

no you do godzilla we watch

[gloomy tartan]

They had smooth skin

[somber stream]

You will find many who share those trait

[gloomy tartan]

Original Godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

There’s art of him
with his family in underwater caves

The atomic bombs killed his family

[somber stream]

I'm afraid my hardware isn't up to standard

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the one who survived and became a monster

Originally Godzilla 1945 had all smooth skin in the art of him and his family

They were all sleeping in underwater caves

After that he adopted kids in every era

Prob missed his dead family

[icy orbit]

Godzilla lore is wild, my mate is up to date with all that.

[elder merlin]

I mean, the original one is, yeah

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the best single father ever

[elder merlin]

In the old movies

[gloomy tartan]

The original also had a entire family tho

[simple cliff]

It never ceases to amaze me, how we split into teams of 2, and there always someone that get's scared and rushes off to abandon his teammate and turn a 2 and 2 into a 3 and 1.

[elder merlin]

There was only ever the original Godzilla til it had a kid

[marsh iris]

kid named Filezilla

[astral basin]

The exact product is “army painter hobby tool kit”
Clippers, 3 blades, hand drill, glue

[surreal onyx]

Have to disagree. David Harbour specializes in that role.

[elder merlin]

And then the kid grew up into the next Godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

They never show in the movies but he had a entire family that was killed by the bomb

There’s official artwork

[feral vessel]

prob the hand drill

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cannon

1945 had a family that was killed by the bomb

And their skin was completely smooth

His look of scales was burns from the atomic bomb

[dire kayak]

i NEED my votann

i need them NOW!!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Original 1945 Godzilla had a family that was killed offscreen before the movie starts

[simple cliff]

I feel funky. I blame the game. The game made me funky.

[feral vessel]

how ar eyou goob

im having fun

[dire kayak]

merp on his way to eat a family of four

i saw him do it

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[feral vessel]

i slept 4 hours today because i stayed up to 2AM to wait for wolp to finish drawing a

"thing"

for me

[somber stream]

🦌

[marsh iris]

moo

[somber stream]

that's

Not how a deer sound

[feral vessel]

do deer even make sounds

they scream pretty loud when theyre horny

[marsh iris]

what does the deer say?

[feral vessel]

heh.

[somber stream]

They do, observe

[gloomy tartan]

According to Tomoyuki Tanaka in the official book Definitive Edition Godzilla Introduction, Godzilla's Family were prehistoric reptiles who lived in deep sea caves in the South Pacific, only emerging to feast on whales and fish. But around World War II, the caves, along with a majority of Godzilla's kind were annihilated, save for Godzilla himself, who became horrifically mutated and grew a hatred for humanity, which prompts him to the events of the 1954 film.

[feral vessel]

much like myself

[somber stream]

Shikanokonokono tan tan

[dire kayak]

hoouugghhhh

[feral vessel]

konstanta

[dire kayak]

hopefully im happy when my votann are here

[gloomy tartan]

Original Godzilla was a victim of atomic burns and the last of his kind due to atomic bomb testing killing thrm

[marsh iris]

i will infiltrate votann core and install windows 11 OS

[simple cliff]

Guys, I am sorry.

Earlier I said skill can make up for any weapon.

Because I am mastering all the mutli-class weapons.

[feral vessel]

lamia its a plant twink i dont think its within your category

[gloomy tartan]

Which weapon is ass ?

[simple cliff]

I have used the brace autogun above Malice and can confirm it is utter shit.

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s hear your hot take

Oh yeah that uh

[nocturne bloom]

Everything is in my category

[gloomy tartan]

You have to shoot it a lot

I use it in heresy before

And havocs.

[simple cliff]

Yes, there are builds that can make it work but it's just not worth it.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s for like suppressing I feel

[visual vortex]

It's good on hive scum

[gloomy tartan]

I can make it work on vet

It’s fun ww2 feel

[feral vessel]

didnt know you were based like that

[gloomy tartan]

It’s deff for suppressing more than killing I think

[nocturne bloom]

Im just a freak like that 💅

[simple cliff]

The problem is, it falls into the lasgun catagory of everything it does is beaten by something else. The braced autogun is great at lower diffs for horde claring but suffers too much at higher diffs to not just use a better wepaon that does the same thing.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Lasgun is cool

[visual vortex]

Infantry lasgun best

[gloomy tartan]

You harlot

Yeah inf las gun forever

Don’t be mad I have over a thousand rounds

[simple cliff]

I love the inf lasgun, but at the diffs where "holy fuck everyone has armor' it's hard to justify it over the hellbore.

[visual vortex]

Dont seethe that i am actually unable to run out of ammo

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I have grenades

[visual vortex]

Infernus with critical strike chance and surgical

[simple cliff]

There are no weapons that I think are not viable at all diffs.

[visual vortex]

Done

[gloomy tartan]

The inf lasgun is like so cool

The Bolter is also cool

[simple cliff]

Put it a hellbore and it'll be the same thing but better.

[gloomy tartan]

Darktide has cool guns

[visual vortex]

No

[simple cliff]

People seem to get confused easily. I never said the weapons were bad. I just said they suffer from 'gets beat in every class except something super niche by other weapon'.

[gloomy tartan]

What difficulty you playing on

[visual vortex]

Helbore is lame compared to lasgun because it's not the infantry lasgun

[gloomy tartan]

What’s so hard man

[somber stream]

What's this Infantry las glaze

[gloomy tartan]

ITS COOL

[somber stream]

Shit breaks your finger

[visual vortex]

The truth

[gloomy tartan]

ITS THE CLASSIC GUN

[visual vortex]

It's just really fun to use for me

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck garand thumb I have inf lasgun finger

🔥

[simple cliff]

I am trying to test every weapon, the lasgun I tested on Auric aftr getting a 500 one and it WORKED but it wasn't as good as other options. It was nice having unlimited ammo tho.

[gloomy tartan]

IF YOUR FINGER HURTS THEN YOU NEED TO MAKE IT STRONGER

[visual vortex]

Rhe more it brraks the stronger it gets

[somber stream]

Too much effort lol

[visual vortex]

🧠

[gloomy tartan]

ITS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE

[simple cliff]

Braced autogun is even worse, it starts suffering at HERSEY.

[somber stream]

I'd rather spend 30 seconds taking down a train of crusher, than having them chase you around for 3-4 minutes

[dire kayak]

that's when you get your finger stuck in the battery slot and you get shocked

[gloomy tartan]

THE LASGUN IS THE WORK HORSE

[simple cliff]

I bet arbitor could make it work though. I'll try that.

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

THOSE WHO COMPLAIN JUST AINT USING IT RIGHT

[somber stream]

Lucius

[marsh iris]

last time i checked its gun shaped

[visual vortex]

It's when your thumb gets stuck in the m1 garand's reload mechanism

[somber stream]

Or Lucy, as i would like to call my beloved

[simple cliff]

I legit thing at hersey and lower lasgun is just the best gun.

[gloomy tartan]

My lasgun has a cosmetic called old reliable

Because it’s old and reliable

[simple cliff]

It has unlimited ammo pretty much and enough power to kill things quick.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s tits

[marsh iris]

boomer lasgun

[visual vortex]

Yeah

You cant beat reliability

[gloomy tartan]

It’s peak

It’s tested tried and true

I can shoot shit far or close and let everyone else have the ammo

[dire kayak]

my beloved?

[nocturne bloom]

i love putting my thumb in my garand

[dire kayak]

im gonna meet him at the golden throne

[simple cliff]

The lasgun is lore IS a good gun for your standard infrantry but we're figthing way more then the standard dudes are. We'll pretty much a kill team.

[visual vortex]

I like looking at how it serrates the metal of a mauler's armor

[nocturne bloom]

buying a garand was the best decision of my life

[rain idol]

Have had alot of fun with plasma gun and combat knife would recommend

[visual vortex]

I dont like the knife

[dire kayak]

icant wait for my votannn

[gloomy tartan]

Lasgun finger is just when your trigger finger starts to be unable to straighten from shootint for too long without stopping

[visual vortex]

Recon

That's when you use recon

[gloomy tartan]

Recon is for women

[simple cliff]

"But what about space marines!? What about Nobz!? What about-"
My brother in emperor do you realize how fucking rare those things are!? You encounter tanks more often then you encounter traitor astartes.

[visual vortex]

And for those with the lasgun finger

See they're perfect for it

[feral vessel]

we all are to some extent

[visual vortex]

Because they have the finger shape

[gloomy tartan]

Recon las gun just felt

Eh

[visual vortex]

I like it

[gloomy tartan]

Like I’d rather use braces auto gun at that point

[visual vortex]

But now as much as the infantry

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not bad

I just

[dire kayak]

wuh

[gloomy tartan]

I like inf better

[dire kayak]

so if i use the recon

[gloomy tartan]

Recon is for bottoms

[dire kayak]

im a woman?

[gloomy tartan]

Hot take

[visual vortex]

No

[nocturne bloom]

youll never understand the depths ive sank to

[gloomy tartan]

Inf lasfun fucks

[somber stream]

Did you ever do Havoc, Chris

[visual vortex]

Lasgun 🤤

[simple cliff]

Imagine caring for real what guns other people use.

[dire kayak]

im that too

[gloomy tartan]

Which one 😮

[nocturne bloom]

you already are a woman

[gloomy tartan]

I’m down for havocs

[nocturne bloom]

proof?

[somber stream]

Try bringing a Infantry las to anything over 25 and see if they take you lol

[gloomy tartan]

They do

[visual vortex]

They will

[simple cliff]

People tend to pick recon lasgun when you got eight gunners clumped up and need them gone asap.

[gloomy tartan]

They assume I’m good

[visual vortex]

Im the best player

[feral vessel]

nah

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

[feral vessel]

maybe

[visual vortex]

Im known far and wide

[gloomy tartan]

They do licht lol

[visual vortex]

As the best darktidian

[gloomy tartan]

They assume I’m goated

[somber stream]

I'm sure

[gloomy tartan]

If your a vet with a fuck ass build havoc people assume you have some secret tech

[simple cliff]

JFC y'all are just talking in three words now and making the chat move at rapid speed!

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny as fuck

They just go oh stupid build okay they must have some secret tech

[somber stream]

Shark need to give the infantry las tiny bit more armour pen and we're good

It's still, niche at higher tier atm

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

Buff it

Make it stronger

[simple cliff]

But then it's not a lasgun anymore.

[visual vortex]

For something that can shoot through concrete

[somber stream]

Helbore

Recon Las

[simple cliff]

Concrete is not build to resist bullets or las shots.

[gloomy tartan]

Make it a rgb lasgun

🧠

[somber stream]

Both outperform the Infantry las by a large margin

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but inf lasgun is for badasses

[simple cliff]

Yes, because the lasgun is every dude's standard weapon.

It's the starter weapon.

[somber stream]

Starters can't be good?

[visual vortex]

All lasguns fill different niches

[gloomy tartan]

It should still be able to preform with every weapon at high levels

It shouldnt become useless

It’s just the easiest to start with

[visual vortex]

At a certain point of using the lasgun

[simple cliff]

The problem is, there is no way to improve the inf lasgun without it just not being a lasgun or a outright better version of another lasgun.

[visual vortex]

If you suck with it

You suck

It does good damage to most enemies

[simple cliff]

THe entire point of the inf lasgun is that it has near unlimited ammo and can take care of anything not wearing carapace.

[visual vortex]

Quick reload

[gloomy tartan]

Headshots

[visual vortex]

Decent mobility

[gloomy tartan]

You can spam shoot it

[visual vortex]

Tons of ammo

[simple cliff]

Call use sentences, I have no fucking clue if y'all are responding to me or someone else.

[somber stream]

In a game where carapace is all over the place in high gameplay

[visual vortex]

If you complain about the most BASIC weapon in a game

[gloomy tartan]

Like you can spaaaaam shoot it for a while and hold a choke point

[visual vortex]

You just suck at it

[gloomy tartan]

Veteran also has grenades for carapace

[somber stream]

Like c'on, you don't see the Infantry Las in H30+ for a reason

[visual vortex]

And power falcion

Falchion

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Because its harder to used

[simple cliff]

Yes. Which means you have to use it for specalist sniping, horde, or something else. It's not meant to be a armor piecing weapon.

[gloomy tartan]

You said it Licht it’s hard to make it work at higher difficulty

[simple cliff]

If they make the lasgun AP without crits it just becomes the anti-everything gun.

[visual vortex]

Nothing should be buffed around havoc

[gloomy tartan]

It’s possible but it’s easier to use other guns

[visual vortex]

Havoc past 30 is actually just no lifes running meta classes with meta builds

They would ruin the game

[somber stream]

What's the Niche of the Recon las then?

Pray tell

[visual vortex]

Crowd control and suppression

[somber stream]

Shit melts even Crushers

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah havoc after 30 is just the people who play aurics

[delicate vapor]

I GOT MY NOOOODELESSSS

[simple cliff]

Off topic, ignoring.

[gloomy tartan]

Recon is exactly

Recon is shit for range

[somber stream]

Discussing las weapon, Recon las is off topic

lol

[dire kayak]

i hate using recon ngl

[simple cliff]

We're discussing the inf lasgun. WTF does recon have to do with that?

[delicate vapor]

Shoot laser slowly

[visual vortex]

"I ran out of points so I'm going to ignore it."

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun is like the lays potato chip of guns

Like put respect on its name

[simple cliff]

Are you saying the recon lasgun is somehow preventing the regular lasgun from being good?

[somber stream]

We're discussing the relevancy of Inf las vs the other similar weapon

[visual vortex]

More like lasguns in general

[gloomy tartan]

The recon is pure close range suppression

[delicate vapor]

What flavour would they be if it were a bag lay chips

[visual vortex]

Classic

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is the long range las fun called

[delicate vapor]

Bbq burger

[gloomy tartan]

I allways forget

The stabby one

[somber stream]

You can take out snipers with tapping, for there is no damage fall off

[gloomy tartan]

What’s it called

[visual vortex]

It is literally called the best portable weapon mankind has ever made in lore

[gloomy tartan]

There ain’t? Huh

I mean I headshot snipers anyways but that neat

[delicate vapor]

Lemme get a las pistol too wit a uhh large drink alongside

[visual vortex]

Yeah but why waste so much ammo shooting down a sniper instead of the luxuriously supple crowd of poxes

[gloomy tartan]

The inf las gun is better than the invention of condoms

[visual vortex]

😋

[simple cliff]

Ok, that still doesn't explain how the Recon's niche has anything to do with the lasgun's niche. The lasgun is meant to be extremely economic and versitile, that's its thing. It's not the best can horde clearer but can do it. It's not the best special sniper but it can do it against most specials. If you let it penetrate carapace on the norm then it legit becomes an anti-everything gun.

[visual vortex]

I like the lasgun as is

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun as a all rounder gets out preformed by the more specialized Las guns in higher difficulty’s

[visual vortex]

It's reliable enoigh to where you can bring it with you anywhere in the game

[delicate vapor]

99.9% protection

[visual vortex]

But it gives enough room to let you try other lasguns

[simple cliff]

The lasgun can legit be used by every class in the game, it's meant to be the 'ol reliable' option not the 'anti-everything' gun.

[visual vortex]

And see which one you prefer more

[visual vortex]

Ogryn

[simple cliff]

Obviously not Ogryn.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the sad truth. It’s better since the buff but it still gets out preformed as a all rounder by the more specialized las Gun currently in higher difficulty’s

[visual vortex]

Because it's supposed to be the trunk of the tree

Not the leaves

The trunk of a tree is not supposed to be pretty or special

It does its job

The leaves attract your eyes

[gloomy tartan]

It’s supposed to be sturdy

[simple cliff]

Yes, because on high diffs you're facing a much more specialized enemy. The general purpose gun is NOT going to perform as well. Should the shredder perform at the same level as the duel pistols on hive scum?

[visual vortex]

And are on branches from the trunk

The leaves are the other lasguns

[somber stream]

You're saying it shouldn't be able to penetrate armour because then it would become a "Anti-everything" gun. Meanwhile the Recon las, which is a Las gun, do just that. As i've said before, increase the AP rating, just not as crazy as Helbore. It can punch armour but take more time than the Helbore can

[dire kayak]

ooouugghhh

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t mind inf las gun mind you I love it

[simple cliff]

Recon las isn't as gun as the hellbore or plasma against crushers/maulers. The only reason it can work is because through sheer spam you can get crits that ignore armor. Lasgun can do the same thing.

[visual vortex]

Helbore should have most range and most AP

Recon should have less damage, better crowd control, less range

Infantry is middle

[simple cliff]

I've played Aurica and Havoc and I don't see people unloading Recon Lasgun on crushers/maulers unless they're being allowed to grab all the ammo.

[visual vortex]

🧠

[simple cliff]

It also has no cleave.

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun takes a lot to kill carapace lol

[somber stream]

Same thing? Really? Then for some reason i don't see much, if any run inf las on High Havoc? I do 35 btw. It's just not a competition

[visual vortex]

When you play Recon you always bring the crit uses no ammo

Woe

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

[somber stream]

By the time you've finished taking down your first Mauler, the guy with the recon took out 3 crushers and 2 hordes

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to use my inf las gun rn

[simple cliff]

Because the recon lasgun shoots faster so vets like to use it as a special killer. It's good against gunners and ragers which are often spammed like poxwalkers.

[visual vortex]

50000 lasgun volleys to the crusher's face

[delicate vapor]

Really?

Well fuck

Gotta change mine then

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

I use the blue one

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I use nades on carapace and get headshots on gunners

[visual vortex]

More volleys

[delicate vapor]

I see

[visual vortex]

And go down the left after getting shout

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun is for head shotting stuff

[wintry steeple]

crit focus recon has significantly better ammo econ yes

[visual vortex]

The entire left of the vet tree is built for lasguns

[simple cliff]

Not better then the inf lasgun.

[gloomy tartan]

You allways try to headshot with inf las fun

[wintry steeple]

to the point where i am surprised you were not doing it

[simple cliff]

The inf lasgun legit will just never run out of ammo with the right skills.

[gloomy tartan]

The last inf las gun mark has over a thousand rounds bro

You can get extra 25% ammo

[simple cliff]

and? It also needs to use a lot more rounds to kill something and it fires in burst.

[wintry steeple]

better than non crit-focus recon, i mean

[visual vortex]

Infernus my beloved

[gloomy tartan]

Inf las gun you tap not burst

[dire kayak]

i wish everything was as easy as getting fat

[gloomy tartan]

And you use it to headshot

It’s for killing specialist

[simple cliff]

I was talking about the recon, not the inf.

[somber stream]

The Recon las can go for about 15 minutes of continuous fighting without having to replenish, if you build it right

[visual vortex]

Who is using the lasgun as a burst weapon

I always aim for the aim

[simple cliff]

No one. But it does fire in burst, lol.

[visual vortex]

Takes like two shots to kill a rager

[somber stream]

It has very good ammo econ

[wintry steeple]

if everything was easy, what would be meaningful?

[gloomy tartan]

You can shoot inf las gun longer than recon if you keep tapping and they hold down

[simple cliff]

If you press the mouse button once it shoots about 3 times.

[delicate vapor]

what class to play on darktide.,..

[visual vortex]

Vet

Vet

Veteran

[simple cliff]

All except hive scum right now.

[visual vortex]

Vetter

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve played with someone using recon and they help eachother out

[delicate vapor]

going once

going twice

[visual vortex]

Veternarian

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Play a veteran

[visual vortex]

Veterinarian

[wintry steeple]

zealot lol

[gloomy tartan]

VET

ALL VET HAVOC RUN LETS GO

[simple cliff]

Does this have anything to do with the topic or are we starting the class wars now?

[gloomy tartan]

no class war

[visual vortex]

Nobody is starting a class war

[gloomy tartan]

Vet appreciated the other classes

They help

[visual vortex]

They asked which class

We answered

[gloomy tartan]

Vet appreciates what the other classes bring to the table

[delicate vapor]

Okay Vet then

[visual vortex]

Fix tour recon build

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s group up

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s up for a veteran team

[simple cliff]

Tour recon build?

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s run what ever

[visual vortex]

I cant spell

[visual vortex]

I cant

It's 2:48 am

[delicate vapor]

Solo I do then

[gloomy tartan]

Your breaking my heart

[visual vortex]

I have a test in like 5 hours

That will take three hours to do

[gloomy tartan]

I hope you ace it so bad the teacher shits his pants

[visual vortex]

Plus addition 3 of doing nothing till i return home and sleep for 10 hours

Then i do this again tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

He has to leave and go home and it’s a whole scene

[simple cliff]

Why would the teacher shit their pants?

[visual vortex]

It's a common sense test or something

[gloomy tartan]

Because they finish in super fasts and ace it

Like a super human

[simple cliff]

That just means they did a good job at teaching!

[visual vortex]

I guess the vaping epidemic here got so bad they rotted most people's brains

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

So they need to test our frontal lobes

[gloomy tartan]

Smoking batteries

[visual vortex]

I dont even know the teacher bro 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

To make sure you can feel empathy?

[visual vortex]

No like common sense

[simple cliff]

Any teacher or professor that says "most don't pass my class" as anything resembling a flex sucks at their job.

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy mean

Like don’t go into traffic

[visual vortex]

If you want to go through a blue collar job then you should aim for a higjer score

[delicate vapor]

I remember having those

[visual vortex]

Shit that i want

[delicate vapor]

[simple cliff]

I'LL FUCKING WALK INTO TRAFFIC IF I WANT TO! FREE COUNTRY!

[visual vortex]

I also cant rush the test btw

It's separated in modules

[feral vessel]

@dire kayak i need cuddles immediately

[gloomy tartan]

It’s my trench, I’ll charge if I want to

[delicate vapor]

You got this

[visual vortex]

Each one takes like 30 minutes to do

[visual vortex]

Ofc

I dont vape

[delicate vapor]

And if you don’t we turn you into a vape flavour

[visual vortex]

Shit

I dont actually know where to go tomorrow ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Dude you’ll pass so fast the teacher shrieks and calls you a skin walker

[visual vortex]

The coolest part that school taught me over the years

[gloomy tartan]

Like shriek in horror

[visual vortex]

Is that you can put in less amount of effort than another person

Check all the boxes with no effort on something

[dire kayak]

me too

[visual vortex]

And get the same grade as another kid who spent a week doing it perfectly

[gloomy tartan]

Dude you should wear somethin cool

Do you have fingerless gloves ?

[visual vortex]

No

I wear cowboy outfit

[simple cliff]

If you don't pass the test tell the teacher: "You failed me."

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

Cowboy?

Dead ass

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

You say much obliged

And howdy?

[dire kayak]

DEALS SO GOOD I'LL MYSELF

[feral vessel]

wanna cuddle somewhere els..

goob

[visual vortex]

I wish my southern traces were that heavy

[hasty sky]

hi chat frostpunk 2 is 50% off, would you rec getting it

[feral vessel]

the goob toob

[visual vortex]

1st is better

[delicate vapor]

yeah man

maybe

[visual vortex]

If you had the first and liked it then get it

But id suggest playing the first first

[simple cliff]

I was wishing I owned Frostpunk yesterday... WHO ARE YOU!?

[gloomy tartan]

So no one is playing dark tide with me

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[visual vortex]

I wish i could

[gloomy tartan]

Okay I guess I’ll play sooo

[simple cliff]

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY INTEREST AND WHY ARE YOU RANDOMLY IN THIS DISCORD TELLING ME ABOUT THE PUNK FROST!?

[hasty sky]

I've played the first game for about 50 ish hours in total, I enjoyed it

[visual vortex]

Then you should get the 2nd

[gloomy tartan]

Your ok my sweet bass

[visual vortex]

Just dont expect it to be as good

Sequels arent usually better

[gloomy tartan]

What about aliens

[visual vortex]

Beyond hl2

[gloomy tartan]

?

[hasty sky]

I'm in your walls, simple

[gloomy tartan]

Is aliens not better than alien?

[simple cliff]

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

[gloomy tartan]

Discuss

[visual vortex]

They literally didnt make isolation till ten years later because of a fucking ign review

[hasty sky]

Killzone 2 also cleared killzone 1 by a wide margin

[gloomy tartan]

I mean alien vs aliens the movies lol

I think I like the sequel more

Perhaps cuz it’s more action

[visual vortex]

I cant remember it

I just remember thebcat

Cat

[hasty sky]

it's a very controversial topic, there's basically no consensus at all

[gloomy tartan]

Alien 1 is slow build up

Their basically two very different movies

[simple cliff]

There needs to be more movies where aliens end up fighting other aliens.
I wanta movie where Earth gets invaded but then it turns out the Aliens are breaking galactic war or some shit so the alien UN shows up to help.

[gloomy tartan]

Alien 1 is slow build horror and 2 is a action fucking roller coaster with scares

[visual vortex]

I want a movie where humans are the aliens

[hasty sky]

I love Aliens because the blend of action and horror is perfect, some people hate aliens because they think the action elements make the horror elements not work. Just as an example

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like comparing cake to alcohol

[visual vortex]

And the invaders

[visual vortex]

It's how horror media develops

[hasty sky]

Avatar

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah but the other alien movies went overboard on action

[visual vortex]

Bro avatar is ass

Prettiest piece of shit

[gloomy tartan]

I think aliens was the perfect amount of action

[hasty sky]

and still the highest grossing ever I believe

lmfao

[visual vortex]

But the gloss was skin desp

[visual vortex]

Somehow

[gloomy tartan]

Avatar is pretty

[hasty sky]

ppl love a pretty movie

[gloomy tartan]

It’s PRETTY

The environment is ALIVE

It has alien animals

[hasty sky]

but yeah it's pretty and spectacular and not much else

[gloomy tartan]

We like fake animals

Yeah

[visual vortex]

It feels like a tech demo or something

[simple cliff]

Can I eat the aliens?

[hasty sky]

esp if you don't buy into the dances with wolves ripoff plot

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes that’s enough

I mean yeah bro