general-chat

[somber stream]

They stalk on Reddit

[gloomy tartan]

Tom has many associations

Tom and jerry

[somber stream]

But they share the same predicament as IT dude

Dry af most of the time

[languid hazel]

-# as a gal who basically is a tomboy, it’s super easy

[somber stream]

-# No offence

[marsh iris]

dry huh

[gloomy tartan]

I could spend all night talking about Godzilla with you

[dire kayak]

all my darktide operatives are tomboys

except for ogryn

cause theres no fem ogryn

[twin flower]

tomgryn

[gloomy tartan]

Clapping cheeks to Godzilla destroying Tokyo is a experience

[languid hazel]

-# I think only high class people of the imperium get to present femininely

[marsh iris]

to be fair, im dry to all the users, cant be too friendly

[gloomy tartan]

New class is the tomgryn

[dire kayak]

i meeaannn

[gloomy tartan]

I mean aren’t most of us starving

[dire kayak]

a lot of things deemed "feminine" would probably get you accused of serving slaanesh

[languid hazel]

-# It’s not line a guardswoman can get a pretty dress or someshit

[somber stream]

Fair lol, maybe there's another layer to discover after you've gotten close enough

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to have a fat ass when your malnourished

[dire kayak]

because a lot of it is excess

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[gloomy tartan]

Ass and titty is fat

We’re at war

Malnourished

Expendable

[delicate vapor]

These spicy noodles with steak and shrimp hit

[gloomy tartan]

Now if you have high rank Maybie you can get some booty

[languid hazel]

-# In the grim darkness of the far future… there is only love and kindness

[gloomy tartan]

That would be funny

Higher rank you go the fatter ass they have

Rannick got the ghetto booty

[dire kayak]

"if we're the good guys, why do we spend so much time traipsing around sewers?"
-fem loose cannon

[gloomy tartan]

Good guys have to walk through shit water

[languid hazel]

-# I bet Rannick knows how to throw it back

[gloomy tartan]

I bet Rannick likes Janet Jackson

[twin flower]

he throws it back for grendyl

[gloomy tartan]

Grendyl commands him to throw it back when giving reports

[languid hazel]

-# Also rannick is 1000% at least bi. Probably aromantic but definitely bi

[gloomy tartan]

I assumed everyone was in Warhammer

[dire kayak]

details details my dear orgustine

[dire kayak]

what makes you think that?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why the krieg scare me

[languid hazel]

-# Rannick is the peak of yassification in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

They can’t tell who’s who in those trenches

😱

[languid hazel]

-# the sass in his voice every time he speaks?

[visual vortex]

Rannick busts down after having the worst day imaginable where he was threatened to be kicked off the ship, yelled at by grendyl, and having the entire crew plot against him

[languid hazel]

-# dis bitch queer af

[dire kayak]

i think hes just a dickhead

[gloomy tartan]

Rannick likes honey bunns

[marsh iris]

chaos kriegs like thousand sons would be cool, just filled with pixie dust

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's called reflecting your mistery onto others

[languid hazel]

-# so is everyone in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Grendyl makes Rannick rub koolaid on his lips

[twin flower]

Even Caine?

[visual vortex]

"Shave my chest"

Scared straight failed btw

[gloomy tartan]

What?

[dire kayak]

rannick sounds like that because he assumes hes better than everyone else purely because hes an interrogator

[gloomy tartan]

Bro why y’all complicate it

[visual vortex]

There's a joke from that show about a koolaid scene

[languid hazel]

-# I bet Grendyl is a hyper intelligent Ogryn with an iq of 180

[gloomy tartan]

It’s simple man

Simple

Do you clap cheeks

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Or do your cheeks get clapped

[visual vortex]

I dont want to

[dire kayak]

a hyper intelligent ogryn would have like 80iq

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the only choices

[twin flower]

Grendyl is a space marine confirmed

[gloomy tartan]

Nothing else matters

Do you clap

Or get clapped

Don’t over complicate it

[visual vortex]

Grendyl is me

[twin flower]

we're cooked

[languid hazel]

-# Asexuals screaming in fear at this comment chain

[gloomy tartan]

DO YOU CLAP OR GET CLAPPED

[languid hazel]

-# source: am gray ace. I don’t actually like sex but I like the idea of it :3

[gloomy tartan]

Rannick screaming at you to fill ij the questionare

[twin flower]

-# sex

[visual vortex]

Sometimes

[gloomy tartan]

guys

Did you know

[visual vortex]

My school gives us questionnaires

[gloomy tartan]

Ass

[twin flower]

-# butts

🍑

[languid hazel]

-# the extent of my “down bad”ness is simply wanting to be loved and cherished and love and cherish in kind uwu

[dire kayak]

how do you know you dont like it?

[languid hazel]

-# I just do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dire kayak]

hm

[twin flower]

-# down horrendous rn

[gloomy tartan]

We probaly sound like overweight pugs

Just struggling to breath

[visual vortex]

Haha im underweight

[gloomy tartan]

Just sad

[visual vortex]

Get fucked

[fallow plover]

God damnit I can hear this

[gloomy tartan]

Me too

90 percent of my weight in my 🥩

[visual vortex]

🤝

[gloomy tartan]

I’m like a tanuki

[languid hazel]

-# Why is youtube trying to force Evangelical ads on me? I’m an atheist and quite open about it

[fallow plover]

I am built like a twig that even 50 mile an hour winds start pushing me back

[languid hazel]

-# And pro Israel ads on me as well

[gloomy tartan]

Omg I am a tanuki

[visual vortex]

My set point is cripplingly low

[gloomy tartan]

Holy fuck

[dire kayak]

time to go bash my head into a wall

[gloomy tartan]

I would be a good sniper

I’m skinny sneaky

[languid hazel]

-# The whole thing about these platforms listening to our conversations and learning from our searches is bullshite I tell ye. Youtube should know that I strongly dislike Israel and organized religion

[gloomy tartan]

Blend in

[visual vortex]

I would be a good soldier

[languid hazel]

-# I’m hugging and you squishing you. ||you’re beautiful and you matter <3||

[visual vortex]

I am too braindead to think

[fallow plover]

I'd make a good Spotter for you then because I have some insane eyesight

[gloomy tartan]

I have above average eyesight but I’m partialy colorblind

So I either see gud or bad

No in between

[languid hazel]

They cancel eachother out

[fallow plover]

I need good eyesight given I work in HELL (IT helpdesk)

[gloomy tartan]

Im either unable to find my phone on a dark table or I see something from 9billion miles away from the gleam of the sunlight

[visual vortex]

Haha im not colorblind

I would never be

[gloomy tartan]

No it’s literaly either good or bad

[visual vortex]

Because im not

[gloomy tartan]

I’m partially

I see all colors the main ones

Just like

[languid hazel]

-# oh fuck I forgot to do my injection

[gloomy tartan]

Everything’s more dull for me color wise

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

So I don’t see some shades of colors right

[visual vortex]

That happens when you age

[gloomy tartan]

But I can see most shit

Happened to me in middle school

[dire kayak]

injection?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s odd tho cuz I have way above average vision

[delicate vapor]

grub hub perks give you the deals you love

[gloomy tartan]

Like I am amazing at scouting

But depending on light and shadows I might miss stuff too

[visual vortex]

I hate that art style

[gloomy tartan]

I am great at details just the shadows and duller colors lead to contrast issues

If that makes sense

[visual vortex]

If i ever end up deployed with you

I will help you see in the dark

[gloomy tartan]

Like I might not find my gun and it’s infront of me

[visual vortex]

Because i find your company less insufferable than others

[fallow plover]

My above average eyesight is used for 2 purposes

Finding stupid syntax errors in code
Cable management

[gloomy tartan]

But I’ll see a drone from across the canyon

[languid hazel]

I take my estrogen via injections. I could ship you some that I have left over along with some needles and syringes :3

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s like so dumb

[dire kayak]

ohhh

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll see some shit like I have insane vision

Then I won’t find my phone and it’s infront of me on my table

But ooo the colors blended

Lmao

You would think they cancel out but they don’t

[languid hazel]

still sounds like they cancel out to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[gloomy tartan]

It’s either I have hawk sight above average vision or I just don’t notice shit because the colors and shadows don’t contrast enough

[fallow plover]

Replacing your eyes with a RADAR/LiDAR set

You'll never miss something again

[gloomy tartan]

It’s good until it’s bad

[visual vortex]

See we would be a good team

[gloomy tartan]

It’s never just average

[dire kayak]

i wonder

[visual vortex]

I can see in the dark well and pick up movements

[gloomy tartan]

I can tell when I’m seeing something weird tho

[dire kayak]

where do mechanicus fit into the fem scale of 40k

[gloomy tartan]

Like instantly

[visual vortex]

You cant see in certain occasions

[visual vortex]

What?

[gloomy tartan]

If I can tell I’m seeing the shit wrong

I tell you

Like my eyes tell my brain

Idk how to describe it

[visual vortex]

I will protect your eyeballs

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like when you see the predator ?

Like I know I’m seeing something wrong

[visual vortex]

Predator?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk how it’s wrong or why

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Like the guy from the jungle mvoie?

[languid hazel]

Fuck

[gloomy tartan]

If I see a color that I can’t see right

[languid hazel]

I just

Poked my thumb

[gloomy tartan]

Or if I see movements

Like I’m good at seeing movement at night

[visual vortex]

Bro that thing was stupid because it's supposed to be a good hunter

[languid hazel]

With the big needlep

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not moving stuff

[visual vortex]

But it's over-reliant on tech

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like my monkey brain idk

I just recognize what I’m seeing is not rightb

Wether it’s the color

Or like

Idk a monster

[visual vortex]

A monster

[gloomy tartan]

Like my eyes tell my brain that’s not right

[visual vortex]

Cookie monster

[lethal solstice]

Highest proportion of enbies per capita if it matters

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I saw a squirrel gey exploded by soemthing with glowing red eyes and tentacles

I assume that was a monster or a demon or something

Or a alien idk

[visual vortex]

Are you possibly on drugs

[gloomy tartan]

No fr

It was exploded

The remains were there

I didn’t imagine it

Something snatched it

It was exploded

Like in doom

Giblets

It was in Los Angeles it was scary as hell man

[visual vortex]

See that's your first mistake

Going to Los Angeles

[gloomy tartan]

The squirrel went REEEEE

then giblets fell from the tree

I ran inside and slammed the door like fuck that

[visual vortex]

That's probably like a hawk or something

[gloomy tartan]

But I saw it get grabbed

It looked like a mf tentacle

[visual vortex]

Yeah hawks can do that

[whole glade]

i gotted more koolaids

[gloomy tartan]

Came from the tree

A tentacles

Maybie it was a monkey

[visual vortex]

Could be one of the zoo's escaped chimps or lonkeys

[gloomy tartan]

It had red eyes

Bright

[visual vortex]

Los Angeles loses a lot of animals actually

[gloomy tartan]

I was like OH FUCK A DEMON

Dead ass saw glowing red eyes after the squirrel got exploded

It was like all ij the span of 6 seconds 10 max

[dire kayak]

ouuhhggghhhh

[visual vortex]

Draw the thing you saw and sent it to me

[gloomy tartan]

Squirrel gets snatched goes reee gets exploded

It was snatched into the tree deeper by a tentacle lol

[visual vortex]

Because i have a theory that your brain couldnt comprehend it in time and filled in the blanks

[gloomy tartan]

It was on a branch chilling

Maybie a cat idk

It was fast

[marsh iris]

turn all the branches into tentacles

[gloomy tartan]

So Maybie it was not a tentacle

But it dead ass looked like one grabbed the squirrel

Like scorpions kunai

[visual vortex]

You know there's a big grey big with red eyes right?

[gloomy tartan]

There was then shaking from the tree and REEEEE then giblets and blood puddle from the tree

Like instant giblets

All at once

Liek it was exploded

All flew down into a pile on the parking lot floor

[languid hazel]

To all my trans comrades here, be careful if you’re doing injections or you might end up like me; with a hole in your thumb

[visual vortex]

Well you're alive so clearly it isnt going to attack you

[marsh iris]

barnacle from half-life?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk man

It went out horizontal

The snatch

But the giblets fell down

Like soemthing deeper ij the tree grabbed it

[languid hazel]

Only Chris would actually spot a demon irl

[gloomy tartan]

Pulled it in then exploded it

[dire kayak]

i wish i knew how to write chapters

[gloomy tartan]

Wen o looked at the giblets fall

[dire kayak]

so i could write about mine

[gloomy tartan]

I looked to where the shaking was

And I saw the glowing red eyes

[visual vortex]

It was a goblin

100%

[languid hazel]

Yup. Only Chris would spot a demon irl

[gloomy tartan]

I ran inside and slammed my door

[visual vortex]

Case closed

[gloomy tartan]

I waited until others got home

The guts was still the parking lot floor

So I didn’t imagine shit

Something exploded that squirrel

[visual vortex]

I know what it was

[gloomy tartan]

Stared into my soul

[visual vortex]

It was me

[gloomy tartan]

It said it liked men

In a spooky Skelton voice

[visual vortex]

Yeah that's me

[gloomy tartan]

Ok everything was real except the part where I said it likes men

I saw fucking shaggoth or something

[visual vortex]

If you put this on reddit or timtok people would start a cryptid hunt

[gloomy tartan]

I’m related to a saint

By blood

So it could of been a demon

Dead ass

[dire kayak]

saint messelina?

we all are

[gloomy tartan]

No like irl

Like did miracles and shit

[dire kayak]

yeah i know i know

[gloomy tartan]

Like dead ass

[visual vortex]

Dead ass

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie it wanted to scare me

[visual vortex]

💀 🍑

[gloomy tartan]

Bitch ass demons

Trying to punk me cuz of my blood line

[visual vortex]

Yeah i dont believe in demons so that's why i never encountered one

[dire kayak]

if i saw that i would tell my friend

[visual vortex]

If i saw that

[gloomy tartan]

No one believes me

[visual vortex]

I would grsb my gamer gear

And throw it at the wall

[gloomy tartan]

I saw cult shit once

Dead ass

[dire kayak]

i believe you

[gloomy tartan]

They had a guy nailed to a cross

Nailed

There was ppl circled around thrm

I ran

I ran like a little fat kid

Naruto running almaot

[visual vortex]

Fat kids csnt rub

Run

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

I was almost tripping so much

Just running as hard as I can

[visual vortex]

😌

[gloomy tartan]

No technique

[visual vortex]

Chris...

Were you a fat kid?

[gloomy tartan]

I was carrying my dog

I don’t want cultists to kill my dog

[gloomy tartan]

The opposite

[dire kayak]

uhhhhh

this is quite the story

[visual vortex]

Ok i was about to have a new tease for you that i wouldnt let you forget

[gloomy tartan]

Running is hard while carrying your dog

My family didn’t believe me

There was a circle of people around the guy on the cross

[languid hazel]

Chris out there witnessing the second coming of Christ and understandably running like hell. Respect man

[gloomy tartan]

From kids to teens to young adults adult old people

They we’re all male

They turned to look at me away from the guy on the cross

So I ran

[visual vortex]

The Californians would have a field day after you daid that

[gloomy tartan]

Picked up my dog and RAN

[dire kayak]

chris is secretly a grey knight

or an exorcist

[gloomy tartan]

I was like 12 bro

[languid hazel]

-# What does this mean, chat?

[gloomy tartan]

wtf was I going to do

There was like 10 people

[visual vortex]

Say hi

[gloomy tartan]

They’re was a DEAD GUY

ON A CROSS

[visual vortex]

Yeah

But what are they going to do?

Kill a child and a dog?

[surreal onyx]

Mornin, all.

[visual vortex]

Cults attract people that sre forgotten usually

Children arent forgotten easily

[gloomy tartan]

They had kids too

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[gloomy tartan]

Creepy part

Like tiny kids

[visual vortex]

Probably a family

[gloomy tartan]

The entire age group

[dire kayak]

like me?

[gloomy tartan]

Dressed differently

From like 5-60

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

There was atleast 10 of them

[visual vortex]

They'd have a field day with a lot of people nowadays ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Different ages all makes

Like grandpa looking

Teen

Dad

Tiny kid

All staring at the guy ij the cross

Circled around them

[visual vortex]

See?

Boys night out

[gloomy tartan]

Boys night out means crucifying ?

[visual vortex]

Eag

[gloomy tartan]

Are we Roman now????

[visual vortex]

I did it all the time

We'd also pick chunks out of each pther

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny in new Vegas

Not irl

🙁

[visual vortex]

We had this game where we would catch grasshoppers at my swamp house

And we'd put them in a bowl and make them fight to the death

[gloomy tartan]

Monkey knife fights

[visual vortex]

Was the cultist stuff in a rural area?

[gloomy tartan]

Grasshoppers become locust and locust eat eachother

[gloomy tartan]

Park by my house in a nature trail

[visual vortex]

LMAO

wow what a spot

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah not rural at all

Right next to the homes lol

Same place they discovered body parts at earlier today

Same park

Same trail

[visual vortex]

What a bynch of idiots

[gloomy tartan]

I hope they all got shot

[visual vortex]

Well they're probably arrested now

If they're that sloppy

[gloomy tartan]

I’d hope so

[visual vortex]

Man i wish i got this much scary stuff

[gloomy tartan]

It’s just real crime

[visual vortex]

All my family has had spooky stuf happen to them

[dire kayak]

all this sounds like something in an ordo hereticus novel

[gloomy tartan]

I told y’all

I seen some shit

[visual vortex]

I am immune to seeing scary spooky stuff

Either by a few minutes or a second

[dire kayak]

ive had scary stuff happen to me

[visual vortex]

Share

[gloomy tartan]

Once I paid a bird

[somber stream]

War Thunder but 40k

Gaijin ples

[visual vortex]

Paid a bird to pop a cap in your enemies

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

If an animal started doing slavery

Would we stop it ?

Should we ?

[surreal onyx]

War Thunder has a crossover with Sabaton. Let’s go!!!!

[visual vortex]

An animal is alreadu doing slavery bro 🙏 🥀

[gloomy tartan]

They clearly understand the concept of economy and sex work

[visual vortex]

It's called the slaver ant

[gloomy tartan]

It’s been proven in tests

[fleet galleon]

Anyone seen a Daemon Host lately?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

When economy’s are introduced to animals they start sex work

[fleet galleon]

I haven't encountered one in so many missions

[surreal onyx]

Saw one just a few hours ago.

[gloomy tartan]

And some end up rich and others poor

They did this test on monkeys

[fleet galleon]

I guess I'm lucky then

[somber stream]

Any Sabaton song could be a potential War Thunder collab lol

I'm thinking Aquilla for my tanks

[gloomy tartan]

As soon as animals get introduced to economy’s sex work begins

The moment it starts

[visual vortex]

If war thunder breaks a record for the collab they release more classified military documents

[gloomy tartan]

And the class structure of rich and poor aswell

[surreal onyx]

Very nice. No Bullets Fly, 82nd All The Way are also good ones.

[gloomy tartan]

I like ants

[somber stream]

I like Night witches

[gloomy tartan]

You know they farm?

[surreal onyx]

82nd Airborne was my old division. 🤘🏻😎

[gloomy tartan]

Some ants use sugar bugs as cows

[visual vortex]

Heah

Aphids

And fungus

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Aphids as cows

[visual vortex]

I wanted an ant farm but my papi said no

[gloomy tartan]

The fungas they grow is so dependent on the ant from generations togetehr that it can’t grow without the ants help

And the ants are dependent on the fungas for food

They would die without the other

They have become hyper specialized to rely on eachother

If the ants died out so would the specific fungus they grow

[gloomy tartan]

You papi ?

[visual vortex]

My dad

[gloomy tartan]

Es 🇲🇽?

[visual vortex]

Dada

[gloomy tartan]

🇲🇽

?

[visual vortex]

No im American

[gloomy tartan]

Taco Bell?

Taco Bell…

🙁

[visual vortex]

Taco bell lowk nasty

[gloomy tartan]

lol I know

I’m mixed af

Mostly 🇫🇷 🇲🇽

So you know

PASSION

[visual vortex]

Oui oui 🥖 🍷 🚬

[gloomy tartan]

But I’m from California

lol

I’m in the fucking irradiated wastelands of the pox coasts

Doing my duty to hold the heretics back

The ocean is allways dirty

🙁

[shy swan]

4/5 auric storm title failed cause bumped and insta killed by spawn , uninstal inc

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Become red

[mystic fossil]

shoulda left the game faster

[gloomy tartan]

That’s true

Hey guys

The sewers…

Do they just send the shit to the desert?

Are the deserts just piss and sand

[twin flower]

wuh

[gloomy tartan]

I want a model of atoma

[dire kayak]

i wouldnt enjoy talking about it

[gloomy tartan]

Atoma confuses me

[visual vortex]

Oh ok

[gloomy tartan]

How it’s from way up in soace

But then also wayxdown to the planet

There’s so many layers

[visual vortex]

Hive cities are like that

Looj at the size of holy terra

[twin flower]

It'd prolly be sick exploring a hive city tho lmao

[visual vortex]

I would lowk high k buy a desk lamp of a Hive city

[twin flower]

imagine an open world game like that

[visual vortex]

And when you turn it on little lights light up from a bunch of buildings

Anyways i go back to sleep

[carmine steppe]

You would get lost and never see the light of day again

[twin flower]

you say it like its a bad thing

[gloomy tartan]

Atoma diorama like the Death Star

Showing the layers

🧠

[carmine steppe]

It kinda is, you never know what is lurking in the shadows of s hive city

Could be a hive scummer or a gene stealer

Or maybe Trazyn the collector

[gloomy tartan]

I bet heretics eat babys

[twin flower]

I mean in a general perspective yeah, we'd lowkey just get killed lmao

or worse

[carmine steppe]

(you haven to have a one of a kind emperors taroth)

[twin flower]

Babies

they eat babies

[carmine steppe]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

You know what’s a fail

No Masozi on morning star

[twin flower]

the pilot?

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t thirst as easily

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah the one who try’s to hit the loose cannon male when she lands

Cheats at cards

Argues with hadron about slow maintenance

Allways manages to get us in to the missions without getting shot down

[surreal onyx]

Bold, indeed.

[gloomy tartan]

She doesn’t wait for hadron to fix her Valkyrie she tinkers on it herself

They argue about this

[twin flower]

shes our Eagle 1 if this was Helldivers

[gloomy tartan]

Or mike from resident evil 4

[dire kayak]

masozi > eagle one

[lilac crag]

truth

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber the guy who picks up hunk

[surreal onyx]

The one who sends us to grab those crystals.

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s a Fanboy of hunk

That chopper pilot

[twin flower]

Hunks neck snap in the latest RE is brutal

[gloomy tartan]

Hey mac

[twin flower]

diff

• testing

[gloomy tartan]

Green skin son or slaneshi daughter

🧠

[twin flower]

Uhh

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a fuckint hard one right

[twin flower]

Hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

They both suck

I know

Heresy either way

Gotta shoot them

I would say the son since if I don’t kill them and they don’t kill me we just end up having a relationship about fighting

[twin flower]

was leaning towards that too lmao

make your own warband

[gloomy tartan]

Slaneshi daughter scared me

Real shit

[surreal onyx]

Slaaneshi daughter is basically the alien from John Carpenter’s The Thing.

You get a real good look at it in the 2011 prequel.

[marsh iris]

the thing joining with one the guys scene is so mesmerizing

[surreal onyx]

The face rub scene?

[marsh iris]

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The thing was scary

[surreal onyx]

Haha! I love that I immediately knew what you were referencing. 🤣

[gloomy tartan]

Like blah

Poor dogs

[gloomy tartan]

That one sucks you see the guy lose his mind in seconds

Assimilated so fast

[marsh iris]

i was figuring how his conciousness slowly began to merge with the alien

[gloomy tartan]

Even a drip of blood from the thing can infect you

It’s so not fair

[surreal onyx]

The first kill always takes me by surprise. The one where he gets yanked under the deck.

[gloomy tartan]

Melee is suicide

Even with a weapon

All it takes is one tiny drop of blood

It can taint your food

Water

That’s a slow infection

[surreal onyx]

The blood test from the original movie is literally the invention of the jumpscare.

[marsh iris]

lmao yeah

[gloomy tartan]

The thing was smart

Took away the food and water

Their heat

They were fucked in the end

But it could just freeze and wait

[surreal onyx]

That’s why I love the 2011 version so much. You get to see the tech on the ship. It’s at that point you realize they never stood a chance.

[gloomy tartan]

Would the thing have been more successful if it disguised itself as a hot chick?

[surreal onyx]

In the 2011 version it tried that.

[gloomy tartan]

The ship was supposed to belong to some other aliens that were transporting the thing alien

The thing learns from what it absorbs I think

Is what’s implied

[surreal onyx]

That wouldn’t surprise me either.

[gloomy tartan]

That it’s smart even though it acts like a cell

That’s how it can rebuild the space ship with snow mobile parts

Make something that would Cary it to the mainland

[surreal onyx]

We need another The Thing movie. I feel like that story isn’t done.

[gloomy tartan]

We have no idea how many organisms it’s assimilated before it landed on earth

[stiff barn]

We don't

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the scary part

How much knowledge it has

Maybie the aliens who the ship belongs to we’re taking it to a zoo or military base

[surreal onyx]

I was thinking research facility. Yeah.

[gloomy tartan]

Some shit like the xenomorphs or the flood

[surreal onyx]

The part in the 2011 version where it bursts from the ice always scares my wife. Haha! She can never time it right.

[gloomy tartan]

It was supposed to have more real effects

Non cgi ones

They had animatronics and shit made

But the studio last second decided all cgi

It’s bullshit

They had such cool props made

Never got used

You can YouTube it

[surreal onyx]

I look at it this way: as long as John Carpenter oversees the making, I’m good. Which he did.

[gloomy tartan]

They did anamatronics for the hand spiders

And for the split head guy

[surreal onyx]

I’m going to have to YouTube those props. Those things had to be ahead of their time.

[gloomy tartan]

Look so GOOD

So scary

Bro they look insane

The movie wouel of been so much better

Damn studio execs

They think cgi beats everything

[stiff barn]

Sequel that should've not been made

[gloomy tartan]

You want to use both

Not just cgi

Practical effects AND cgi

[surreal onyx]

Yeah… well, in this case, it lends a certain movement aspect to the thing that actually works well.

[gloomy tartan]

The cgi works in some parts but eh

[surreal onyx]

Probably the last time I saw a studio exec make a decent decision if I’m being honest. 🤣

[gloomy tartan]

The practical effects would of helped

[surreal onyx]

Oh, for sure.

[gloomy tartan]

They look goooood

[stiff barn]

Kill CGI

[gloomy tartan]

Cgi is fine

[stiff barn]

Behead CGI

[gloomy tartan]

Just don’t think it replaces practical effects

Togetehr they work amazing

They are so good when used together

Doing what the other can’t

Smoothing out each others issues

Lots of people assume cgi is new so better so they abuse it

[surreal onyx]

In my opinion Jurassic Park is the perfect example of a perfect blend of CGI and Animatronics.

[gloomy tartan]

And then it looks fake as hell

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

[surreal onyx]

To this day (38 years old), I still have the occasional dream of being chased by a T-Rex.

[gloomy tartan]

Like I miss guys in suits for Godzilla but I understand cgi works better for that now

I still miss the suits tho

[cosmic burrow]

transformers look better than 90% of todays cgi

[stiff barn]

Those older monster movies were atleast creepy

[gloomy tartan]

Cgi used to look way better

It had more money

Cgi now is much less money usually

It’s legit cheaper now

[surreal onyx]

I thought The Blob remake was good. Lots of practical effects there.

[gloomy tartan]

Your not just imagining it

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck yeah

The sink

Dudes head going inside

Oh god

The blob straight up iced a kid

It was brutal

That shocked me

[surreal onyx]

Yup! Which never happened in older movies. Kids were always safe. Until they weren’t.

[gloomy tartan]

Most movies are afraid to do that

[cosmic burrow]

people are afraid of the whiners

alas

money became the only thing that matters in the world

[gloomy tartan]

There should be a movie in which someone gets drop kicked by a midget

[surreal onyx]

I’m gonna have to buy that movie now. They don’t play it enough on streaming services for my liking.

[surreal onyx]

Thought they did that in Feast.

[gloomy tartan]

Really?

A midget drop kicks someone?

I’ll have to look into that

[surreal onyx]

I think so. It’s been awhile. I’ll have to rewatch.

There’s another movie where the deaths surprise you.

[gloomy tartan]

ROBOCOP shot a guy in the dik

[surreal onyx]

Classic.

[gloomy tartan]

Day one

[surreal onyx]

That movie was ahead of its time.

[gloomy tartan]

First crime

Imagine that today

A robot cop is announced

Shoots a guy in the dick on its first day

Blows up a gas station

[surreal onyx]

Nah. People would side with the criminals.

[gloomy tartan]

Destroys liquor store

Like bro SOMEONE TURN IT OF

FUCK

[surreal onyx]

Which, if you think about it, makes me want robocop more.

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine that on your news

Local news

[surreal onyx]

Man, the 80’s were the best. It’s all been downhill since then.

[gloomy tartan]

Tonight at 11: the new ROBOCOP shot a man’s penis off. He also destroyed a liquor store preventing a Robbery and caused a gas station to explode for the same reason of preventing a robbery.

How to prevent your dic getting shot of and not get robbed?

[surreal onyx]

It’s time to be the Americans the Japanese think we are. 😎

[gloomy tartan]

Stay tuned after these commercials

hot women noises

[surreal onyx]

I’d buy that for a dollar!

[gloomy tartan]

ID BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR

[cosmic burrow]

i have a question

[gloomy tartan]

And back to our paid program

[cosmic burrow]

can some air out the head of that orange monkey

in minecraft of course

[gloomy tartan]

Yo guys

What would be easier to explain to your family friends and society

Bigfoot girlfriend

[surreal onyx]

I always got a kick out of Robocop 2. The opening scenes a robber gets the shit kicked out of him by two hookers.

Don’t know why, but damn. I laugh every time.

[gloomy tartan]

Or giant bug girlfriend

[cosmic burrow]

big foot

[gloomy tartan]

I would assume Bigfoot

Yes

Okay how about Bigfoot and moth man

[surreal onyx]

Mothman would win.

Easy.

[gloomy tartan]

Moth man is easier to explain as your girlfriend you mean

[surreal onyx]

Then again, I live in Point Pleasant. So, I’m biased. 😅

[gloomy tartan]

That statue of moth man is cheeked up tho

[surreal onyx]

Yes. Yes he is.

[gloomy tartan]

They be sticking money in his cheeks

That’s amazing

That his cheeks will hold money

[surreal onyx]

After that, you can buy a tshirt from the museum that says you’re a part of the shiny hiney club.

[gloomy tartan]

Do we have proof that guy who saw moth man and disappeared ain’t just smoking weed with moth man and playing halo 1

[surreal onyx]

Nope.

Wasn’t just one guy.

[gloomy tartan]

I remember that halo moment

ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

I was like

“ mashtuh cheyfff

We’re so cooool

💪🏼”

Fuck it was peak

Master chief was the strongest

[surreal onyx]

If you get the chance, come visit Point Pleasant during the Mothman festival. It’s a good time. I love this town.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

If you clap cheeks during the festival

Is your kid part moth man

🧠

[surreal onyx]

[gloomy tartan]

Think bout that

The kid has a psychic connection

They talk like it’s old MySpace

[surreal onyx]

If you did that, you’d be on live TV. There’s a camera that’s always recording the statue live on YouTube.

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t mean like

Make a kid on the statue

I mean attend the festival and like get a room

Like humans

Not humping ij town square like apes

lol

[surreal onyx]

Ah. I see. Well, depends. How much moth dust was in the air that night.

Seriously, we have a lot of moths here. More than I’ve ever seen in one place.

[gloomy tartan]

Moth mans drinking a beer and glances in the window

[gloomy tartan]

“Niceeeeeeee!”

That’s how you get the psychic link

[surreal onyx]

I’d buy him a beer.

[gloomy tartan]

I feel like moth man would be like Batman

Like you would be talking

[cosmic burrow]

inb4 he gets your name and you are his slave

[gloomy tartan]

Like they would say some out of pocket shit tho

Like your drinking with moth man

He just says you have a great ass

Flys away

You turn around like “ what moth ma-oh…he’s gone.”

[surreal onyx]

The ultimate compliment.

[gloomy tartan]

like he allways leaves before you notice

So you can’t prove he’s real

Bro just whispers in your ear “ buy gold now”

Just says out of pocket shit

[surreal onyx]

Maybe there’s just a big blurry out of focus monster running around out there.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the moth dust

On the lens

[surreal onyx]

Ah.

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

Mothra

Bro what if moth man was just a little Mothra

I would shriek

Like a tiny girl

Just random tiny twin fairies singing

Mothra is unironically the most adorable giant ass monster

[marsh iris]

ultraman punch it in the nut

[somber stream]

Ultraman is kinda lewd

[gloomy tartan]

Ultraman is peak

Fistfight the giant monster

That’s some world star shit

[astral basin]

Ultradeez- wait why do my bois hurt?

I thought they were good whyyyyyyy 😭

[gloomy tartan]

Wow that expedition team sucked ass

Wack ass veteran psyker and vet

A trapper a pox bomber and a exploded flamer killed everyone

[somber stream]

Ever seen an Orca headbutting a sun fish just for shit and giggles?

[cosmic burrow]

watch more parz short about sun fish

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/1qyyjpv/orca_headbutts_mola_mola/

I love Orca as a concept but they're major dickheads

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

I wish I knew someone who was good at painting

We could paint dinosaurs and hold hands and watch Jurassic park and Godzilla and hug for warmth like cold blooded creatures

Get some chicken

[dire kayak]

ough

[astral basin]

Aaaa

Work sucks

[cosmic burrow]

i have a free day

[astral basin]

@somber stream hows operation “buy back the soul” coming along? No new deadlines?

[dire kayak]

bunny review: ouuuhgghh,,.. im so eepy,,.. bleughhghg eepy/10

[somber stream]

Current contract expires after August, still 4 months away

[astral basin]

Eughff

[cosmic burrow]

what contract?

[somber stream]

Working contract lol

[gloomy tartan]

Hey your crime is what color your prison outfit looks like right ?

For darktide ?

[cosmic burrow]

what do you do

[somber stream]

They want me to visit Korea this June to inspect the company and training for the team

[gloomy tartan]

They pay for your plane?

[somber stream]

Everything is covered

[somber stream]

Lead Graphic Designer

[cosmic burrow]

aye

[astral basin]

Ye
Hes tryna live the life of sugar parents patrons as a fine artiste 🧑‍🎨

With cushion cash ofc bc thats the responsible thing

[somber stream]

I've been saving, enough for me to sustain for the next 5 years without working

A whole year just to grind art then i'll do professional freelance after that

[gloomy tartan]

Hey am I tripping

My starter outfit is missing

The prisoner one

Didn’t it have a collar ?

Or am I nuts

[somber stream]

It did

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t find it in my armors

Just the tank top and the other ones

[astral basin]

If scum then no

[gloomy tartan]

Nah on my vet

Just can’t find it

Wanted to look at it in green

Since mine was blue

Noticed the armor missing

[astral basin]

Mustve been w barber bug

[gloomy tartan]

How I fix dat

[astral basin]

Removed relevant clothes, forgot to add the new ones back

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

It sucks lol

Took my shit

I guess my starter armors just gone forever

That sucks

[somber stream]

Can't have shit on Atoma

[gloomy tartan]

Fr :/

I changed my characters name to Chris the cadian

Stole my starter gear

[delicate vapor]

[astral basin]

Cadians? Getting caught in crime?
Nonsense
Cadians dont derelict, they simply get listed mia

the commissar shot them for being stupid enough to get caught

[fallow rivet]

I can’t get off this game

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Armor question

Would metal armor that conducts electricity be neat idea for armor if it had layers under the metal to make sure you didn’t get electrocuted to death

Like some monster hunter lighting resistance armor

Using yourself as a lighting rod to kill enemies seems like a funny idea

[fallow rivet]

I see the vision

[gloomy tartan]

Like when your protected from _element

You can do silly shit

Or you go the Pokémon route with the fire pony

Where it has to trust you and then it’s fire doesn’t kill you because the power of friendship

Fuck any protection

[fallow rivet]

I like the whole I am the fucking element idea

[gloomy tartan]

It’s threatening

To see someone ignoring fire

Or cold

Or electricity

Just being immune on some Pokémon or monster hunter shit

Hell nurgle with the sickness just making them stronger

[fallow rivet]

Microdosing the elements type shit

[gloomy tartan]

Yep

[dire kayak]

there are materials that are electrically insulative

like rubber

so possibly

but something like lightning is too powerful, and would probably conduct through it

[ripe tangle]

on a scale of one to ten, how Heretical are you?

[astral basin]

Im upset. Maneskim split up after covid

[ripe tangle]

1 and I just kill you, 10 and I erase your whole bloodline.

[astral basin]

Improbable. A tool of the Emperor does not concern itself with heresy or corruption. We only operate upon the dreams He has laid bare to us, and by His word alone.

[fallow rivet]

I KNOW

[marsh iris]

imagine getting off on a game

[delicate vapor]

a 4 but because of the teammates i get in space marine 2 its usually becomes a 10

[ripe tangle]

:I

[fallow rivet]

Who says I haven’t tho

[fallow rivet]

Yo what’s the best way for some xp I just wanna max out my hive scum

[delicate vapor]

you cant kill me sister

[ripe tangle]

because you're already dead?

[marsh iris]

all curios with xp perk

[delicate vapor]

I dont allow it

[fallow rivet]

I see

[delicate vapor]

[marsh iris]

slowly work up the difficulty according to your level, dont just rawdog auric at lvl 1

[delicate vapor]

id say raw dog damnation

[marsh iris]

hot dog heresy

[fallow rivet]

I’ll rawdog whatever i please

[marsh iris]

you may, but failure exp is dogwater

[fallow rivet]

It might rawdog me first tho

[rocky radish]

I'd say whatever difficulty you usually win at is ideal

[whole bough]

so

you know how chaos spawns can drop you under the map

so can BoN

if youre on a staircase

[astral basin]

Oh shit

[somber stream]

What if ramen

But Spaghetti

[fallow rivet]

What’s the gear farm method, I feel like I was farming for forever on my psyker and barely scraped 400 gear level

I could just be stupid idk

[somber stream]

Level up to 30

Use dockets to cycle for gears

Or buy from brunt till you find the optimal dumpstat

[fallow rivet]

wtf is dockets? Is that the one guy that upgrades ur shit?

[somber stream]

Oh greyname

Yes, melk

He sell gold gear exclusively

It's a bit more complicated than that so it's best you watch a video

[fallow rivet]

Ok thx

[cosmic burrow]

melk uses melk bucks

dockets is the gold coins

[somber stream]

I don't read

I play and upgrade purely on vibes

[cosmic burrow]

ok

[dire kayak]

-377'

[potent sage]

does anybody wanna help me with zealot's Just A Flesh Wound

[astral basin]

oh hey i know that one

[fallow rivet]

Neither

[mystic fossil]

guys hypothetical here if every class had their FULL tree who would be the most op?

[astral basin]

Do not tomato paste the ramen
I beg you

[mystic fossil]

imo zealot but someppl say ogryn

[somber stream]

"Spaghetti is a long, thin, solid, cylindrical pasta."

[delicate vapor]

insert gif of breaking spaghetti

[somber stream]

D-Do American think Spaghetti is Bolognese?

[mystic fossil]

yes

(im not american idk)

[potent sage]

this penance is so fucking annoying

why do i need another person in my strike team

[somber stream]

#ogryn-class message
Made this a few nights back

Tip: Don't drink milk after pasta

[fallow rivet]

Arbiter or hive scum because I have bias

[marsh iris]

get to max level, max mastery on your fave weapon, buy grey weapons on brunt shop till you get nice stats, upgrade it at hadron

[mystic fossil]

someone made an argument for arbites cuz he just has so much but apparently hive scum doesnt synergize as well

like you gotta hard focus one area which is what makes it so good

[fallow rivet]

I see

And what would be the best way to max mastery

On a weapon

[somber stream]

Kidnap a friend

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I’m going to shower

[potent sage]

buy a bunch of grey weapons of the same variety of your weapon and upgrade them to green and then make hadron salvage them

[gloomy tartan]

If you need help when I’m out the shower I’ll help

[fallow rivet]

Seriously?

[gloomy tartan]

I was bored and going to do havoc anyways

[potent sage]

i mean you can also grind auric

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t you just level the mastery directly

With hadron?

[potent sage]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

By salvaging weapons ?

Yeah I just did that

[fallow rivet]

Hell no, didn’t know that upgrading the weapon also upgrades the mastery

W game

[potent sage]

i dont have friends

[gloomy tartan]

Ima take a shower to wash my sins away

I’ll help after

[somber stream]

Kidnap Chris

[gloomy tartan]

Just run some random shit meantime

[soft tendon]

damnation gives the same mastery xp as auric

[potent sage]

mkay

thanks chris

[gloomy tartan]

Im a sun bro

We help

[soft tendon]

just do that if you want to actually use the weapon

[gloomy tartan]

It’s what we do

[potent sage]

maybe not all cadians are bad

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Remember drive

The guy with the scorpion jacket

[fallow rivet]

So like just buy a bunch of the same weapon and get it to green then sell it and repeat

[gloomy tartan]

He was peak “ IM HIM FR energy for male loners ?”

[potent sage]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

What was his name in that movie

All I remember is he was the one who drived

[soft tendon]

go to hadron and dismantle for mastery

[potent sage]

he was just The Driver

[fallow rivet]

Oh ok

[gloomy tartan]

Did he ever say his name in that movie ?

[potent sage]

or the Getaway Driver

he had no name

[gloomy tartan]

Like yeah he never says his name huh

No one else either

I didn’t even catch that first time