general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Get him your foot scans this Christmas lady’s

[modest flume]

the best ones

[gloomy tartan]

You want a ring

He wants 3d foot scans

[twin flower]

Down below?

[languid hazel]

-# figure out what two lower plot points I’m referring to ;3

[gloomy tartan]

This was brought to you by hideo Kohima

And Quentin Toronto

[south valve]

I left for 30 seconds

What is going on

[hazy kestrel]

Welcome back!

[modest flume]

No need to figure out, they're partially literally part of the plot

[hazy kestrel]

I’m thirstposting over Quiet

[modest flume]

No no no, not thirstposting

[languid hazel]

-# ;3

[south valve]

Oh the metal gear lady?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[modest flume]

We are all in agreement that Quiet has many plots that must be intently studied, as to ascertain the genius of Kojima's final MGS work

[hazy kestrel]

The photosynthesis lady, yes

[modest flume]

Not thirstposting at all

[gloomy tartan]

Bald quiet sisters

No one mentions them

[hazy kestrel]

Can I have a bit of thirstposting, as a treat?

[gloomy tartan]

Why?

[south valve]

Hold on, let me look up fanart and turn safesearch off to see if I agree with you

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not like bald quiet ?

[modest flume]

You know what? Why not

[hazy kestrel]

Her ponytail speaks to me like a siren’s call.

I mean, uh

[south valve]

Woah

Nice

[hazy kestrel]

Ahem

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what’s worse

The horse game turning horses into anime women

Or turning planets into anime women

[modest flume]

Yes

First one

[hazy kestrel]

Another one sees the light.

[gloomy tartan]

So like

Cadia as a anime woman

[marsh iris]

guro

[twin flower]

Does she explode as well

[modest flume]

You see? We're just.. learning the plot of MGSV

[south valve]

She might be Quiet, but I bet she alerts the bees

[gloomy tartan]

She’s like Paz from metal gear

[modest flume]

Well, talking about learning it..

[marsh iris]

what about the octopus lady from mgs

[modest flume]

tOo sOoN

[timber elk]

spawns in via witch hunter symbol and had a witch hat on his head and takes it off hi everyone

[modest flume]

AYO

AYO

[marsh iris]

[hazy kestrel]

She definitely awakened something in me as a young man.

[south valve]

Hi!

[twin flower]

Laball

[modest flume]

I completely forgot about her

In MGS4

Yes

[marsh iris]

shes too underrated

[twin flower]

Octopus lady?

[modest flume]

Very important to plot

Laughing Octopus

[twin flower]

Now its my turn to turn off safesearch

[timber elk]

How is everyone

[modest flume]

Laughing Octopus MGS4

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

Existing

For the moment

[modest flume]

Not a super big fan of short hair but damn she rocks it

[timber elk]

Metal gear music is awesome

[gloomy tartan]

Sprays Coke a cola cherry out of my venom glands at your eyes in shock

Sorry you startled me

[hazy kestrel]

What venom glands?

[marsh iris]

so cute

[twin flower]

Mmmm

[timber elk]

face tanks it and looks at him with disappointment

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t worry about that

[twin flower]

Yes

[timber elk]

Anyway

[south valve]

Is Snake hot?

[gloomy tartan]

“ I face tank Coke a cola cherry” should be on a t shirt

[timber elk]

Especially metal gear rising revengance music

[modest flume]

If you think about it

[south valve]

Asking all men enjoyers

[modest flume]

Snake is a dense harem anime protagonist

[gloomy tartan]

Men enjoyers ?

[south valve]

A himbo?

[gloomy tartan]

Like any men?

[timber elk]

Himbo.

[marsh iris]

i need to rock a snake haircut

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

[modest flume]

The gays

[marsh iris]

what haircut is it, mullet?

[twin flower]

Himbo?

[gloomy tartan]

Snake plisken

[modest flume]

and bis

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a cool man

[whole glade]

making this ship is hard :[

[gloomy tartan]

Who knows about snake plisken?

He’s cool as fuck

[timber elk]

The

HOMO

SEXUAL

UNDERGROUND

[south valve]

Koz, do you like men?

[whole glade]

im pan, so yea

[marsh iris]

i have a mini to look just like him

[sleek harness]

Koz likes all

[timber elk]

I like men and women

[south valve]

Is Snake from metal gear hot?

[sleek harness]

No

[whole glade]

which one?

[timber elk]

Depends

There’s like 6 of them

[south valve]

Oh

[sleek harness]

The one that is the clone

[gloomy tartan]

Welcome to H.S.U.
Here you’ll work to increase our stocks in the current market

[timber elk]

So which snake

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the pans pls. >:( We cook on those.

[modest flume]

So.. all of them

[twin flower]

Venom Snek

[whole glade]

awh man...:[

[modest flume]

Except Venom

[south valve]

Which one is the hottest?

[gloomy tartan]

Guys

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[marsh iris]

i know you freaks like the old snake

[twin flower]

Solid Snek

[sleek harness]

All of them isn't hot

[whole glade]

MGS5?

[timber elk]

Disco elysium has a DLC called homesexual underground

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the soldier who shits his pants

[marsh iris]

solid snack

[gloomy tartan]

His bloodline

[sleek harness]

All of them are clones

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny the soldier

[hazy kestrel]

That one is the impostor, not the clone

[gloomy tartan]

He shits his pants

[timber elk]

And dead ass the game tells you “why the fuck are you concerning yourself with other people sex lifes?”

[modest flume]

They're all clones, except Venom who just had cosmetic surgery to become Snake

[gloomy tartan]

Snake meets several generations of Johnny’s the guy who shits his pants

[modest flume]

Liquid is not a clone iirc?

[whole glade]

the only metal gear game i really got into was MGRR, sorry

[modest flume]

Or a half clone or some shit

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny is a legend his family bloodline is full of guys named Jonny who shit their pants

Best metal gear Easter egg

[modest flume]

Oh yeah the legend

[timber elk]

And they all tag the best women in the series

[sleek harness]

This is boring, I say that you freaks go back at being surprised that Koz likes men and women

[modest flume]

The man, the myth, the legend, Johnny

He even bagged what's her name

[gloomy tartan]

Bro he has irritable bowel symbols

[modest flume]

Meryl?

[whole glade]

shhh Sublime is onn....

[gloomy tartan]

But he still goes to war

[whole glade]

shhh

[gloomy tartan]

Like that’s a hero bro

He knows he’s going to shit his pants

And he still fights for his family

[timber elk]

The johnnys are like the carmines from gears of war

[gloomy tartan]

Earn that money

[gloomy tartan]

They need to get money for their kid back home

It’s allways their wife and kid back home lol

[timber elk]

And clayton carmine needs to stomp some grubs for his brothers

[whole glade]

still trying to get a good name or the bully tomboy zealot TwT

[sleek harness]

Jeff

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like his super power the Johnny’s

[hazy kestrel]

Not Jeff

[gloomy tartan]

They can’t die

[timber elk]

True

[gloomy tartan]

But they allways end up shitting their pants

[timber elk]

Which each snake finds funny

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like a moth man curse/gift lol

[modest flume]

The one from 4 ends up going out with the girl though no?

[gloomy tartan]

Johnny’s a naive man

[whole glade]

Johnny?....Johnny Joestar?

[modest flume]

I genuinely can't remember her name

[timber elk]

Yes

[modest flume]

Meryl or something no

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah the Johnny family endured

[sleek harness]

Lamb

[gloomy tartan]

They allways get married and have kids

[timber elk]

Yes

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

It’s GENERATIONS of johnnys

They all name their son Johnny

[modest flume]

In the grim dark future, nanomachines don't help with the shits

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[timber elk]

Disagree?

[gloomy tartan]

In the grim dark future the one thing I know for real

Is there will be blood

Shed

[timber elk]

Not even senator armstrong can fix that with all the patriotism he can offer xD

[sleek harness]

I still can't believe you freaks don't understand what I mean when saying your names

Unbelievable

I been doing that for lkke

[south valve]

Good film

[sleek harness]

2 months

[gloomy tartan]

The man in the mirror nods his head

[timber elk]

I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

[hazy kestrel]

HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT!

[timber elk]

IT MEANS YOUR WAY OF SAYING HI

[sleek harness]

Then why did you said yes

[timber elk]

Because I’m a chaotic ball of wool

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[sleek harness]

Nobody says yes to a hi

Dumbass

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys let’s listen to slayer and eat ice cream

[sleek harness]

Foolish Lamb

[sleek harness]

Last of his kind

[timber elk]

Femboy skaven

[sleek harness]

That's a new one

[south valve]

“BY THE ANCESTORS!”

[modest flume]

I'll eat your ice cream

[marsh iris]

still baffled how liquid entire psyche transferred to ocelot

[sleek harness]

Nobody ever called me a fembou

Want to know why?

[timber elk]

Because nobody did?

[modest flume]

he had like psycho therapy no?

[gloomy tartan]

Because your a rat man

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[whole glade]

american dad and making a freaky ship

[modest flume]

Basically Ocelot brainwashed himself into being Liquid

[hazy kestrel]

TO KADRIIN!

[marsh iris]

extreme method acting gone wrong

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was the arm

[whole glade]

godsdamn i love being an american.

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

At least that's what I remember, I genuinely don't know

[gloomy tartan]

Like liquids arm took over ocelot ?

[sleek harness]

Elios

[gloomy tartan]

Right ?

[dire kayak]

lamb

[timber elk]

I heard of a female actress going insane over method acting

[timber elk]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, interesting

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t liquid snakes arm that ocelot attached to himself take him over ?

[sleek harness]

Not even you?

[hazy kestrel]

Didn’t know that was possible

[sleek harness]

Lamb kill this guy

[delicate vapor]

i just got here noob

[modest flume]

I think that's what he said, but it's like a combination of the DNA and the pyscho therapy he forced himself into the shoes of Ocelot, something like that

[sleek harness]

Pretty please

[gloomy tartan]

Like the arm took over his mind

[south valve]

“WEAPONS UP, KAZAKIDUM!”

[sleek harness]

When I say someone's name it means hi

[hazy kestrel]

GANGWAY!

[sleek harness]

I been doing this for a while

[timber elk]

Because you’re required to stay in character. And the character if i remember correctly was a cold, heartless women who pushed others away

[modest flume]

FOR GRIMNIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[marsh iris]

there's no physical form of character transfer to ocelot, its pure brainwashing

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

So after she was done with the character. She felt isolated and depressed

[gloomy tartan]

Hey my character im acting as gets bitches all the time

[south valve]

Where did we come from?

[sleek harness]

Goobee

[gloomy tartan]

So I have to get bitches

Bring me bitches

[twin flower]

Everyones message just loaded in all at once for wth

[modest flume]

Over the mountain

[whole glade]

wait with ship, more art or fanfics?

[timber elk]

throws jelly beans at her

[gloomy tartan]

I need to stay in character

[hazy kestrel]

OVER THE MOUNTAIN!

[south valve]

Where are we going? 🗣️

[agile shuttle]

Is there any other group/discord where i can find havoc groups?

[modest flume]

OVER THE MOUNTAIN

[sleek harness]

This is called "having bad internet connection"

[timber elk]

LFG

[hazy kestrel]

OVER THE MOUNTAIN!

[dire kayak]

eating peach rings and playing ultrakill

[agile shuttle]

Besides the lfg, its one post every hour

[timber elk]

WAAAAAAAIT

[delicate vapor]

I see, NakedMoleThing

[sleek harness]

Unbelievable, don't people eat pancakes with two hands?

[gloomy tartan]

Lamb look

A hole

[sleek harness]

NOT MY NAME

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[south valve]

Are you gonna sugarcoat them?

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

THE MAID OF THE MOUNTAIN SO FEARSOME AND FREE

[whole glade]

ILL BE THE ROUNDABOUT!!!

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️ 🐑

[hazy kestrel]

SHE’S WAITING FOR SOMEONE SHE’S WAITING FOR MEEEE!

[sleek harness]

I regret doing that April's Fool joke

It wasn't worth it

[gloomy tartan]

Careful lamb don’t get to close to the hole!

[south valve]

Wait I don’t remember that one 😔

[gloomy tartan]

🐑
🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

GERONIMO!

[gloomy tartan]

LAMB NO

🕳️

[marsh iris]

she'll be coming round the mountain

[timber elk]

jumps in the hole

[south valve]

NOOOO

[gloomy tartan]

FUCK NO

🕳️

[sleek harness]

Oh my

[gloomy tartan]

OH GOD

[sleek harness]

Chris can see the future

He knew you would do that

[marsh iris]

lambed out

[hazy kestrel]

WIN HER HAND WITH SONGS OF OLD, GROMRIL STEEL, AND HOARD OF GOOOOLD!

[whole glade]

GASP like Zaddy Curze :0

[gloomy tartan]

We have to send a search party

[timber elk]

than floats out of the hole via his cloak hi everyone^^

[sleek harness]

Eho

Who

[south valve]

WRATH AND VENGEANCE, GRUDGE AND STRIFE

[whole glade]

Konrad Curze

[gloomy tartan]

🐑 🕳️

[whole glade]

the best traitor

[gloomy tartan]

Yo he has risen

[whole glade]

duh

[timber elk]

You forget I’m a chaos wizard

[sleek harness]

Who the hell is that

[hazy kestrel]

WE MARCH INTO THE AFTERLIFE!

[whole glade]

i will skin you.

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Please do

[gloomy tartan]

🚬 🕳️

[sleek harness]

I am the one who is going to skin you

[gloomy tartan]

Yo the hole spit out a cigarette

[sleek harness]

You just cause trouble to me

[gloomy tartan]

wtf

[timber elk]

Whole lot of skinning going on

[whole glade]

shhhh im making a freaky ship, i need no distractions.

[hazy kestrel]

Okay

Freak out pal

[timber elk]

Ew kicks it back in the whole

[hazy kestrel]

But don’t get too freaky

[sleek harness]

NAME THE GUY JEFF ALREADY

[south valve]

Everyone 🤫

[sleek harness]

IT'S THAT EASY

[formal mortar]

I have deep dish pizza

[whole glade]

SHES A WOMAN

[gloomy tartan]

🔥
🕳️

[timber elk]

GIVEMESOMENOW

[sleek harness]

JEFF STILL WORKS

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit the hole spit out fire

[gloomy tartan]

I think you started a fire down there lamb

[whole glade]

NO SHE NEEDS TO BE HOT

[hazy kestrel]

Fire in the hole

[whole glade]

NOT STOOPID

[timber elk]

is yelling like a zombie from call of duty wanting deep dish pizza

[formal mortar]

What you give me in exchange?

[sleek harness]

WHAT DOES THE NAME HAVE TO DO WITH HER APPEARANCE

[hazy kestrel]

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!

[timber elk]

holds out jelly beans

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[whole glade]

HER NAME NEEDS TO FIT HER

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo is that Diamantine by the hole

[hazy kestrel]

Mine

[whole glade]

OR I COULD MAKE HER A WARP TAINTED NIGHT LORD WOMAN

[sleek harness]

THE NAME DOESN'T MAKE HER HOTTER DUDE

JUST NAME HER JEFF

[whole glade]

YES IT DOES

[sleek harness]

NO IT DOESN'T

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[formal mortar]

Don't want jelly beans. Negotiations are now off the table I am eating the whole pizza to myself

[timber elk]

Okay

eats his jelly beans

[marsh iris]

🫳

🕳️

[timber elk]

DEAR GOD

[gloomy tartan]

OH GOD NO GARUT NO

[whole glade]

now you done it. im making her a night lord.

[sleek harness]

Cool

[marsh iris]

goobye bigman

[sleek harness]

I don't care

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

🕳️

[whole glade]

you should

[sleek harness]

No

[whole glade]

its my job

[sleek harness]

It's your OC

Dude

[whole glade]

to provide the freak

[sleek harness]

The father should worry about their children

[timber elk]

My oc

Is a guy

[gloomy tartan]

☢️
🕳️

[sleek harness]

Not the strangers

[twin flower]

My oc

[gloomy tartan]

☢️ 🕳️

[twin flower]

is a dude

[marsh iris]

🫳
G
E
N
E
R
A
L

C
H
A
T
🕳️

[timber elk]

Oh dear. Someone dumb radioactive waste in the hole

[formal mortar]

Thought it was a goi

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god it spit out radiation !

[timber elk]

Yeah it is a goi

But the guy does things

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what general chat is!

[twin flower]

mmm brunch

[timber elk]

Where he does this ting

And that thin

[dire kayak]

i just live here because my friends live here

[sleek harness]

You freaks in the background is having the most childish conversation ever

[dire kayak]

and i like my friends

[sleek harness]

Hole emoji hahaha

[timber elk]

throws a moon at him

[gloomy tartan]

🦠
🕳️

[sleek harness]

Nah I'd dodge

[gloomy tartan]

OH GOD ITS NURGLE GOO

[marsh iris]

🫳
🐀
🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

🫳

💣

🕳️

[timber elk]

NOOOOOOOOO SKAVEN

[sleek harness]

That's a rat

[timber elk]

OH GOD IS THAT A BOMB!?!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

🔥
🕳️

[sleek harness]

Blind dumbass Lamb

[whole glade]

freaky ass bat lady, fuck yeah.

[timber elk]

NOOOOOO SKAVEN WAS TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS WORLD

[gloomy tartan]

💉 🕳️ 🦠

[timber elk]

WHO THREW THAT BOMB

[gloomy tartan]

Yo the hole spitting out some nurgle shit now

Close that fuckint hole

[marsh iris]

add a touch of spice in the hole, we cooking

[gloomy tartan]

🗿 🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

🫳

🌶️

🕳️

[marsh iris]

i wont be adding your mom guys dont worry

she wont fit

[gloomy tartan]

🚨🚓🚨

[hazy kestrel]

🕳️ 🚓

[astral basin]

Fuckin a

[formal mortar]

Funny song came on

[gloomy tartan]

🤸‍♂️ 🕳️ 🤺

[timber elk]

Send in the biohazard team

[sleek harness]

Skully they made general chat 18-

Unbelievable

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit mortal kombat

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

What do you mean by this

[whole glade]

shush

[gloomy tartan]

🤸‍♂️🤺
🕳️

🤸‍♂️ 🕳️

[hazy kestrel]

They went around the hole

[gloomy tartan]

Fatality

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit

[astral basin]

Pretty believable
Supposed to be roughly pg13 as is

[gloomy tartan]

Sonya blade wins

[whole glade]

I GOT THE RAYGUN!!!! passes a kidney stone

[sleek harness]

But don't theses freaks sometimes talk about communism or femboy thighs

[whole glade]

communism is when no iphone and lenin take really big red spoon and eated all da food

[sleek harness]

Koz are you okay

Are you like

Drunk

In substances

Do you need help sleeping

[hazy kestrel]

We’re drunk, comrade.

[whole glade]

i may have a few gummies and koolaid

[sleek harness]

In substances then

[whole glade]

im a red fucking star fuckass

[sleek harness]

Go to sleep

[whole glade]

no.

[sleek harness]

Stop trying to make femgirl zealot named Jeff

[whole glade]

freaky bat woman x pysker femboy must be done for the working class!

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

[gloomy tartan]

😎
💪🏼🎽🤜
👖
👞 👞

[delicate vapor]

At the shopping centre what y’all want

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck

[hazy kestrel]

Steel toed shoes

[sleek harness]

I want one of everything

[trail bramble]

a gyro

[whole glade]

gyro?...

Steel Ball Run

when?

[trail bramble]

also for you to kill every jojo fan

[gloomy tartan]

A live capuchin monkey

[astral basin]

Regularly
Have you seen the kids shows these days tho?

[whole glade]

yknow hating jojos is a jojos refernce.

[mystic fossil]

do you go shopping every day my sigma?

[sleek harness]

Can I bet on who's a kid

[astral basin]

Koz you smoke something today?

[hazy kestrel]

All I remember from Jojo was Caesar getting crushed by a cross shaped lump of stone.

[sleek harness]

I bet 100 dollars that Personamen and Lamb is a kid

[gloomy tartan]

My stand user can beat your stand user is basically my dad can kick your dads ass argument

[hazy kestrel]

SHIIIZAAAA!

[astral basin]

Its a wh server
You got a 35-65 chance

[mystic fossil]

CAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEERRRRRRRR

[whole glade]

gummies and wanting to make a freaky Tomboy Zealot x Pysker Femboy

[hazy kestrel]

I am a 24 year old, you goose

[sleek harness]

Proof?

Not

You are a kid now

[whole glade]

THIS IS THE LAST OF MY HAMON!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

Does this take away my crippling ocd?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

YOU ARE SHOCK

[whole glade]

shock?

[hazy kestrel]

Shook

[whole glade]

like RHCP from part 4?

[sleek harness]

You will also get banned from using the internet in France

[whole glade]

huh

[delicate vapor]

Sometimes

[hazy kestrel]

Well I’m not a French Fry

Thankfully

[gloomy tartan]

👊 of the north 🌟

[sleek harness]

This jokes suck

[astral basin]

No. You are in the “shove that kid full of pills” stage

[sleek harness]

Be serious this time

[whole glade]

i cant wait to have that one tool album cover as my vision later :]

[gloomy tartan]

YOU ARE SHOCK

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit all

[whole glade]

FOAP YOU DIDNT FUCKIN JUJU ON DAT THE FUCKING BEAT

[sleek harness]

You are allergic to giraffes now

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve never even seen a giraffe in real life

[somber stream]

⚫ 🌊

[sleek harness]

Lucky

[hazy kestrel]

Rolling Waves

[dire kayak]

meow

[astral basin]

Idr angel beats
Just that it was. Goofy.

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Darktide

[gloomy tartan]

Can you shoot someone if they throw a poo at you

[somber stream]

Rat

👶

[hazy kestrel]

Barktide

[whole glade]

soos plex

SOOS PLEX

[sleek harness]

Self defense

[marsh iris]

strait of hummus

[hazy kestrel]

Strait of Gibraltar

[whole glade]

sOOS pLEx

[sleek harness]

What

The hell you want

[astral basin]

Black wave

[whole glade]

SOOS PLEX

[gloomy tartan]

Can I use a flare gun for self defense?

[sleek harness]

Dude

A flare gun is a gun

Dumbass

Of course you can

[hazy kestrel]

Goodnight

Time to sleep

[wooden bloom]

Does nobody enjoy expeditions 🥺

[marsh iris]

Gays of Gibraltar

[gloomy tartan]

I do

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

Why

[somber stream]

Did Missus bit Sol

[hazy kestrel]

Why have you done this to me

[whole glade]

THEY FALL IN LINE! ONE AT A TIME!!! READY TO PLAY! I CANT SEE THEM ANYWAY!

[sleek harness]

It's going to be in your dreams now

[wooden bloom]

If you are up for some games, check the LFGs

[astral basin]

Something to ruminate on.
Take with you to your dreams

[hazy kestrel]

A fine addition to my demonic entity collection

[languid hazel]

-# wruff!!

[hazy kestrel]

I shall name it

[whole glade]

can i join :0

[hazy kestrel]

Marianne

[sleek harness]

Leanna

[gloomy tartan]

I read collection as abuse

[languid hazel]

-# Raki

[gloomy tartan]

I was like oh damn

[sleek harness]

Why are you black

[gloomy tartan]

We hardcore

[languid hazel]

-# whut

[sleek harness]

Why are you black

[hazy kestrel]

Ayo you can’t say that

[languid hazel]

-# you don’t… you don’t just ask people that

[delicate vapor]

Saw my first discord moderator at the store

[hazy kestrel]

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

[languid hazel]

-# plus I’m white

[sleek harness]

I mean the text

[whole glade]

so if Jax is yellow in a purple rabbit suit, is he anti-william afton?

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have any other nightmares

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck all that bullshit

What’s your favorite Pokémon

[dire kayak]

storytime?

[gloomy tartan]

If you say some basic Pokémon

[languid hazel]

-# Turtwig, next question

[gloomy tartan]

I will slap you

[whole glade]

wha?

[sleek harness]

Turns out William Afton isn't actually purple sadly

[gloomy tartan]

You pass

[whole glade]

micial is

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, Onyx

[sleek harness]

Yeah because he's a dead corpse

[gloomy tartan]

Skaven do you like raticate?

[whole glade]

erm techincally

[sleek harness]

What

[gloomy tartan]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I guess you pass yeah

[hazy kestrel]

[gloomy tartan]

It feels real

My favorite is aerodactyl

[gloomy tartan]

I never find merch for bro

[hazy kestrel]

Where the fuck do you find these

[languid hazel]

-# I havenae paid attention to Pokermonz in a long long while

[whole glade]

i want johnny and gyro to get freaky :[

[gloomy tartan]

😭

[sleek harness]

LEANNA WHY ARE YOU

[delicate vapor]

Not a story like

At the store rn

[sleek harness]

[Text] BLACK

[languid hazel]

-# Turtwig was still new when I last paid attention

[languid hazel]

-# Discord is punishing me :3

[sleek harness]

For

[delicate vapor]

Saw him and two of his henchmen

[hazy kestrel]

WHY IS IT WEARING THIGH HIGH BOOTS?

[languid hazel]

-# Making threats against [REDACTED] ;3

[sleek harness]

So they made you black

[hazy kestrel]

Sol, you can’t just drop this and leave lmao

[languid hazel]

-# can ypu phrase it some other way? XD

[twin flower]

-# uhhhh

[marsh iris]

angron thigh high

[restive walrus]

Dis is cool artists character

[twin flower]

-# so thtas how you do it lmao

[restive walrus]

WHY ARE WE WHISPERING

[sleek harness]

Do they name you [text] black

[twin flower]

** Amogus **

[restive walrus]

STOP BEING SO SILENT

[hazy kestrel]

-# Never

[languid hazel]

-# Nyo they put my account on a quiet suspension. Their ai moderation is stupid

[twin flower]

-# Shh, not so loud guys

[gloomy tartan]

I never find any aerodactyl merch

[sleek harness]

Quiet suspension

[gloomy tartan]

Som BULLSHIT

[whole glade]

edgy?

[somber stream]

RAH

[hazy kestrel]

Did someone say Quiet?

[whole glade]

no im goth metalhead

[sleek harness]

Stfu

[hazy kestrel]

Do not suspend Quiet

[whole glade]

duh

[hazy kestrel]

Please

I need my sniper support

[dire kayak]

if my steeljacks dont arrive today im taking my anger out on personman

[languid hazel]

-# I have to manually do the text code for normal text

[gloomy tartan]

How tf y’all whisper and shout

[languid hazel]

See?

[dire kayak]

-# AAAGGGHHHH

[twin flower]

Big

[sleek harness]

Oh my god she's actually [text] white

[hazy kestrel]

Thighs.

[astral basin]

Same diff

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all goijg to watch thebbackrooksnkvoirn?

[twin flower]

Thunder Thighs!

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[languid hazel]

*** B E E G T E X T***

[sleek harness]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all going to watch the backrooms movie?

[somber stream]

Looks good

[sleek harness]

No

[marsh iris]

-# balls

[twin flower]

Prolly for the memes lmao

[somber stream]

Seen that Elden Ring movie set yet?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m happy the guy got the money to make a movie

They have good ideas

[somber stream]

Director was said to have 4000 hours clocked in Elden Ring

[twin flower]

Theres an Elden Ring Movie?

[hazy kestrel]

*** T H U N D E R O U S T H I G H S***

[dire kayak]

i wanna eat a fushigi

[somber stream]

Yeah they're shooting

[astral basin]

Ffs man

[whole glade]

Yarg...it be piss...

[gloomy tartan]

Bro the trailer looks fucked up

[sleek harness]

Can't wait for this movie generation to be like the 1900s and we start making game movies because we are unoriginal

[marsh iris]

🫳
@somber stream
🕳️

[somber stream]

*explodes

[gloomy tartan]

If I was investigating the back rooms and I get my friend to be the Guinea pig who searches new rooms that’s fucked up bro

[languid hazel]

-# anyways my edibles come in tomorrow and the store account I was using to track the package was getting “hacked” I think. More accurately someone figured out the email address and started sending requests for a password reset

[gloomy tartan]

Like I could of used a drone or a rc car

[whole glade]

backrooms bouta be peak

eeee

[gloomy tartan]

Instead I use my friend as a test subject lmao

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
By Marika's tits

[dire kayak]

thats not good

[sleek harness]

That's not something you say casually

[languid hazel]

-# I just up and deleted the account instead lmao

[gloomy tartan]

If someone’s your friend they won’t invite you to go investigate some horrible area

[marsh iris]

lol tits

[languid hazel]

-# Take that fucking loser lol

[twin flower]

Oh its gonna be a live action?

Hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Has big actor

[whole glade]

gulp

[gloomy tartan]

I forget his name

[twin flower]

I meant Elden Ring

[whole glade]

i got koolaid

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a Elden ring movie ?

[somber stream]

ELDEN RANG

[gloomy tartan]

I mean ima be real

[languid hazel]

-# so far haven’t gotten any emails for anything else

[marsh iris]

Elder rang

[hazy kestrel]

Hello?

[twin flower]

Licht sent sumtin on zealot chat

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t give a fuck aboutcelden ring

[hazy kestrel]

Who this

[gloomy tartan]

I like dark souls

[whole glade]

Sekiro anime will be better, im tottally not biaesd

:]

[gloomy tartan]

If there’s a dark souls movie I’ll care

[twin flower]

FOUL TARNISHEEDD

[hazy kestrel]

Hangs up

[gloomy tartan]

Hey which class has the best cheeks

And why is it ogryn

[twin flower]

Imagine getting a call from Mohg

Was that his name.. I cant even remember

[marsh iris]

mohgged

[somber stream]

Hey they're not using VFX and instead go for practical effects

[gloomy tartan]

I want a dark souls, armored core movie

[somber stream]

That's a good sign

[gloomy tartan]

And I want patches to be the main character we follow in both movies

[twin flower]

Make it like they did in Secret level and I'll give all my money

[marsh iris]

armored core live action movie but its humans in robot costumes like power rangers

[gloomy tartan]

Patches is the secret main character

Armored core has so much more more than dark souls

It’s insane how lore they have

[twin flower]

FromSoft has good writers

[gloomy tartan]

Armored core 6 was like LOREEEEEEEEEEE

[languid hazel]

-# Fun historical fact for folks. Many nuns were queer in some way. In particular sexuality wise. Those nuns be gay af

[gloomy tartan]

so

[dire kayak]

meow

[languid hazel]

-# weff!

[somber stream]

Have you seen the military?

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[astral basin]

Autistic*

[somber stream]

In a closed enviroment where there's only 1 sex, gay things are bound to happen

[languid hazel]

-# yeah. It’s a lot of raging closeted homosexuality and bisexuality

[astral basin]

Mfw i learn about barracks bunnies

[somber stream]

All those pent up hormone must go somewhere

[gloomy tartan]

The bicycle

[languid hazel]

-# My brother has plenty of stories from when he was in the marines. That was until the schizophrenia set in

[dire kayak]

military yaoi 🤤 🤤 🤤

[marsh iris]

out the flesh pipe

[gloomy tartan]

Frustration

[languid hazel]

That too!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Lots of pent up frustration

Has to delt with

They find a way

[languid hazel]

-# I think I could be a nun. Just not for a religious church

[somber stream]

It's either a guy wanking to magazine/pictures (your phones are monitored so access to porn sites are limited)

[gloomy tartan]

Like the ancient Greeks and Roman’s

[twin flower]

If there's a h- gets shot

[somber stream]

Or there's a designated bunny and people jump that guy

[gloomy tartan]

Back then it was normal to have a war buddy you bang

[dire kayak]

every zealot main has a calling

[gloomy tartan]

It’s cool cuz it’s war

[dire kayak]

pick up the thunderhammer

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not gay to bang your bro during war if it’s Ancient Greece or rome

[hazy kestrel]

You can be a hermit and not be affiliated with a religion

[whole glade]

im reading my dark angels codex and watching american dad :]

[languid hazel]

-# nahhh nahh I wanna be in like a coven of femmes all gay af and autistic af :3

[marsh iris]

if the gay bars are empty means troops are being sent, according to polymarket

[hazy kestrel]

Isn’t that just living in an apartment with multiple female roommates?

[dire kayak]

as i said

[languid hazel]

-# Nyo

[dire kayak]

every zealot main has a calling

[languid hazel]

-# Indeedeth!

[somber stream]

You seem to be well informed about the situation of gay bars huh

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit it’s almost 11:00

[languid hazel]

-# Hence why I mostly run Judge personality because she strikes me as a bit gay

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep for real.

[dire kayak]

i run judge too

[marsh iris]

[astral basin]

My former step brother lived in a town house of like. 3 pairs of gay couples.

[languid hazel]

SLEEP AND SLUMBER, UNTIL IT IS MORNING

[empty folio]

I heard something about a thunder hammer

[hazy kestrel]

Thunderhammers are fun

[marsh iris]

goodnight, dont let the demons bite

[empty folio]

More of a thunk or a dunk kinda hammer guy?

[hazy kestrel]

No promises are made.

[hazy kestrel]

Bonk

[dire kayak]

thunk

wait no i use the eviscerator

[empty folio]

2 Correct answers

[dire kayak]

grrrrrrrrrr

[somber stream]

I'm cutting the director's balls if he add Jack Black to Elden rings

[languid hazel]

-# Eviscerator goes grrrrr

[empty folio]

What if we gave ogryn a real big hammer

[languid hazel]

-# jack black should play Marika

[gloomy tartan]

Does Elden ring have a blind bitch

Like dark souls?

[somber stream]

HOT 2 METRES TALL GINGER IS MARIKA

[gloomy tartan]

Fire maiden?

Something similar ?

[languid hazel]

-# I’m disappointed in you, Licht. You didn’t realize I was being sarcastic

[gloomy tartan]

No shrine maiden in Elden ring?

[languid hazel]

-# I actually agree with you, as much as I like Black Jack. Err, Jack Black!

[gloomy tartan]

No bitches?

[somber stream]

We all know the game Stinky

[gloomy tartan]

Wow dark souls is better then

Dark souls has the shrine maidens

[somber stream]

Chris doesn't know

[gloomy tartan]

BOn keeper bitched

[gloomy tartan]

I know there’s a no bitches meme in Elden ring

[languid hazel]

-# Dark Souls had the mute, the one born of darkness, and the blind one

[gloomy tartan]

Where they mock you for being maidenless

[gloomy tartan]

The GOATS

[marsh iris]

he'll be the legendary sword

[gloomy tartan]

Make Sabrina carpenter Marika

🧠

[dire kayak]

ive never played dark souls

[languid hazel]

-# I won’t deny I enjoyed DSII’s lore more, but the map design just wasn’t it

[dire kayak]

i have elden ring but never played

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the best

[marsh iris]

elden toering

[acoustic pebble]

Jack??

JAKKA?!?

[somber stream]

Claymore +25 my beloved

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

God yes

[dire kayak]

kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

God I love the claymore

[gloomy tartan]

Ima be real

[somber stream]

I try every run with something unique and niche, always somehow ended up as 2 greatsword knight

[gloomy tartan]

I only within last few years realized the flamberge was also French

[modest flume]

My condolences

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone told me it was German

[modest flume]

[gloomy tartan]

So I was like I won’t use that

[acoustic pebble]

Also, hey hey people

Shark here

[gloomy tartan]

But flamberge is French sword too

[marsh iris]

well i never played but that berzerk sword looks cool

[modest flume]

Legendary reference

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah you can just use big ass weapons in dark souls

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[acoustic pebble]

That's how I always announce my presence

[languid hazel]

-# congrats on no longer having a step bröther c:

[acoustic pebble]

What ya mean?

[gloomy tartan]

How do you have a former brother

[modest flume]

Yeah? Then how come I only saw it just now? Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

Did they explode

[astral basin]

Condolences? He was one of em
He was living the dream: under his partner w some folk to bs w after

[marsh iris]

dark souls have berzerk reference in character creation

[acoustic pebble]

Because you're a looney

[dire kayak]

should i play vet or zealot

[delicate vapor]

My thighs getting big

[gloomy tartan]

Which one is caked up more

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[gloomy tartan]

The vet or zealot?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[modest flume]

Well, condolences to you

[dire kayak]

i can show you them to decide

[gloomy tartan]

Show the class

[astral basin]

Oh. The “former” part
Yeah our parents divorced last year

[languid hazel]

-# you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right. Therefore you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right

[dire kayak]

i dont have the right

i have the left

mwehehehe

[somber stream]

That particular curvy/wavy sword was made and employed by Swiss French

Zweihänder is made and used primarily by German/Swiss Mercenaries

[marsh iris]

flamberge?

[somber stream]

LANDSKNECHTE

[dire kayak]

the aesthetic of the exosuits in helldivers are so perfect

[acoustic pebble]

Shark?!?

[dire kayak]

i just wish they were tankier

[marsh iris]

the wavy long sword

flameburger

[somber stream]

Ferb, i know what we're having for lunch today

[marsh iris]

go for it

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[acoustic pebble]

Hello Kriegsman

[gloomy tartan]

Was Mulan a cross dresser

[languid hazel]

-# Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Icon

[acoustic pebble]

She was the first ever tomboy

And is why I love tomboys

[gloomy tartan]

I like Joan de’arc

[delicate vapor]

Time for some chocolate ice cream

[languid hazel]

-# the entire story of mulan is that of a possibly trans masc enby and their cis male partner

[marsh iris]

tomboys 😌

[gloomy tartan]

She’s my favorite tomboy

[acoustic pebble]

SPEAK LOUDER

[gloomy tartan]

She’s tan and buff from working on a farm

Most people didn’t know this about Joan de’arc

[acoustic pebble]

I did. So hah

[gloomy tartan]

She had short hair and was buff from farm life

[acoustic pebble]

But I hated her because she was ENGLISH

[gloomy tartan]

She was basically caska from berserk except buff

[languid hazel]

THE ENTIRE STORY OF MULAN IS THAT OF A POSSIBLE TRANS MASC ENBY AND THEIR PARTNER

[acoustic pebble]

Better

[gloomy tartan]

Joan de arc is hot

[languid hazel]

-# women pretty uwu

[marsh iris]

true..

[gloomy tartan]

She was big and buff and everyone liked her

[dire kayak]

wghat do half those words mean

[acoustic pebble]

Very pretty

[languid hazel]

-# ||what I would ‘t give for a lady to pat me on the head and call me nice things while playing with my hair uwu||

[gloomy tartan]

So like

Remember the guy from Mulan

Who wanted mulans man booty

[acoustic pebble]

What I would give for a lady to just fucking kill me

[gloomy tartan]

And he was like wait your a girl!

EW

[languid hazel]

-# yeah he was hella gay

[dire kayak]

thats real

[gloomy tartan]

They got married tho

[dire kayak]

in my current state i need affection like that so badly

[gloomy tartan]

So like

[languid hazel]

-# that’s why he only wanted men in his army. That’s why Mulan is possibly trans masc

[languid hazel]

-# real shit

[somber stream]

Shang "If it ain't a man, then i've got no plan"

[gloomy tartan]

They wanted a girl worth fighting for

They got one

[gloomy tartan]

Storytelling

[languid hazel]

-# Shang married a trans masc

[gloomy tartan]

Zola gives off tomboy

With her fucked ass hair

[languid hazel]

-# Zola is a tomboy

[somber stream]

Wasn't Mulan just a normal girl disguised herself a male

[marsh iris]

fuckmyshitup harcut

[dire kayak]

i wish

[languid hazel]

-# not in actual history :3

[reef quiver]

Wtf male anarchist is a cannibal

[gloomy tartan]

I mean she climbed the pile when no one else could

[dire kayak]

THATS WHY WE LOVE HER

[gloomy tartan]

She climbed the POLE

NO OTHER MAN COULD

SHE DID IT

[dire kayak]

🗣️ 🗣️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[marsh iris]

not me

[gloomy tartan]

WOMEN CLIMB POLES BETTER

Fact

[languid hazel]

-# the only reason why Mulan was never explicitly stated to be trans masc is because Disney was too much of a coward back then. They’re even more cowardly now

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Remember Atlantis

That girk was BAD

Like FUCK

[marsh iris]

is morvenn vahl a tomboy

[dire kayak]

i love all the darktide characters and personalities

[gloomy tartan]

What was the bitch from Atlantis called

Kira?

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Kita? Kida?

Some shit

[jaunty path]

kira?

[gloomy tartan]

She was HOT

[languid hazel]

-# ||I need a tomboy SoB to put the smoking barrel of her bolter against my lips and call me cute and worth sparing…||

[gloomy tartan]

Like fuck

She had me like Jake in avatar

Bout to switch sides

Get my hair braided

[marsh iris]

we need to save the tomboys from the hole

[dire kayak]

[somber stream]

Real

[dire kayak]

id ask her to pull the trigger ngl

[gloomy tartan]

Man I saw a lady dressed as Kira from Atlantis at a con little while back

Looked bad as fuck

[somber stream]

Most tomboy i've met is in IT, funny enough

[gloomy tartan]

🔥

[dire kayak]

im probably gonna be a tomboy when i transition tbh

[marsh iris]

whereeee

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

Guys

Why is Uncle Tom bad

But tom boy is good

🧠