general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

I would certainly like to.

[stuck crescent]

.............no

[green vector]

i have an another ogryn with same voice in this game

we've been spamming for the emprah for 15 minutes

[patent grove]

Havoc cancer?

[misty parrot]

sure, just Emp save you if you get bogged down at the mid way point and theres 4 crushers, 3 maulers, and a bunch of pladma gunners making it impossible to do impossible

[brazen pelican]

Rocket Launcher or Chem Grenade. :>

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn has funny magic trick that makes all the little human enemies disappear

[stuck crescent]

just dont get bogged down, simple as

[modest flume]

Heretics hate this one simple trick!

castle bravo explosion

[marsh iris]

lol rock

[pale totem]

This game is all about making your experience just that. Makes me yearn for vermintide 3 man

[stuck crescent]

I just want guardsman simulator

this is the closet we're getting

[brazen pelican]

Best name I've seen in here.

[pale totem]

Dawn of war 4 is coming out soon don’t worry about that

[stuck crescent]

AND NOT AS A DIRTY, STINKIN', BORING KRIEGER

[pale totem]

“You must construct additional pylons”

[brazen pelican]

"Spawn more Overlords."

[modest flume]

Construction complete

New construction options

[lost bone]

Idk what drg is

[modest flume]

Deep Rock Galactic

[lost bone]

Hmmm but should i start playing on higher difficulties or there's literally no need, cause im just a casual gamer in this game

[stuck crescent]

space dwarf game

[pale totem]

The so called “competitive” mode for this game is as serious as UNO

[lost bone]

Oh that game i haven't played it do have a helldivers analogy? Cause i played that game a lot

[hazy kestrel]

Up to you.

I’m also a casual

Aurics are fun

Havoc used to be fun.

[lost bone]

What competitive mode?

[brazen pelican]

Some people take it way too seriously, but that's true for all games.

[hazy kestrel]

Play what you find fun.

[stuck crescent]

I blame mister E

[green vector]

mister E LUL

[regal plume]

i'm getting a memory leak issue that's crashing me every mission, anyone know any potential ways of fixing that?

[hazy kestrel]

I blame all Darktide sloptubers.

Except Frip Frop

[modest flume]

Let's see.. it's like the jump from 5-7

[hazy kestrel]

Frip Frop is cool

[lost bone]

Do i have to like lock in when playing or can i just play like how i normally do on heresy

[stuck crescent]

AND THE KRIEG

[whole glade]

how about i eat you models

[hazy kestrel]

Nah

[stuck crescent]

ALWAYS BLAME THE KRIEG

[hazy kestrel]

Just play

[green vector]

chocoB is bussin

[hazy kestrel]

Have fun

[regal plume]

even just sitting in the hub it starts at taking up 12 gig of ram and slowly ticks up

[modest flume]

Auric is like 7 to 9

[green vector]

shame he uploads twice every 40 years

[lost bone]

Oh i see i see thanks for the info

[graceful hamlet]

Try out the harder stuff, see if you enjoy it or stick to whatever you’re currently on. Whatever works for you really.

[brazen pelican]

It's the Tyranid way. ..oOwOo..

[stuck crescent]

@lost bone I have question

Question for you

[whole glade]

bugs

yummy

[brazen pelican]

Biomass is biomass.

[pale totem]

That isn’t necessarily the issue. The problem is how Mickey Mouse it is. I don’t understand why they took cata from vermintide and made it not just more obnoxious to play but even more miserable.

[whole glade]

indeed

[pale totem]

Plus the ranking system makes no sense because it forces zero play style differential

[modest flume]

I'll bio your mass

[lost bone]

I won't have fun if im getting destroyed lol, i don't play to get better per say just for funzis

[stuck crescent]

I have forgotten my question

[brazen pelican]

I like the stupid challenge of Havocs. But I primarily play it with the same people every time.

[hazy kestrel]

Play what’s fun for you

[modest flume]

In the case of Darktide it's really hard to say, you won't know unless you try

[languid hazel]

-# I require additional biomass oOwOo

[modest flume]

Heresy is the biggest spike in difficulty compared to everything below it, and Heresy to Damnation is not a big jump but HP differences are felt, and Auric is functionally the same as Damnation (same healthpools) with a more aggressive spawning tune

[lost bone]

I shall see, is this game like space marine 2/helldivers 2 to where the enemy difficulty doesn't change on higher difficulties just more enemies and special ones spawn on higher difficulties

[lost bone]

Wassup krieg

[brazen pelican]

Doesn't Auric also give you a shorter toughness grace period, or is that Havoc only?

[modest flume]

Havoc removes it entirely

[languid hazel]

-# nonononon you say his full name or nyot at all

[pale totem]

So why does a derank system exist? That only incentivizes more toxic playstyles and forces people to play slave meta builds.

[hazy kestrel]

It used to be nice in 1.0 havoc

[stuck crescent]

What is your opinion upon the regiment known as the death korp of krieg

[hazy kestrel]

None of this current system nonsense

[pale totem]

Again vermintide never had these issues

[lost bone]

Krieg hater?

[brazen pelican]

No idea, probably a way to make it more difficult to rank up.

[stuck crescent]

.....krieg_hater what?

[lost bone]

Never heard of it care to enlighten me?

[hazy kestrel]

Good, stay uninformed

And not a Krieg slop fan

[stuck crescent]

just know they are nerds

[pale totem]

Why? Is this WOW? Where is the leaderboard? Who are you competing against?

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t ask us lol. We’re not making dumb development decisions.

[green vector]

ill never get over the fact curios are capped at 430

who the fuck made that decision

[stuck crescent]

Someone stupid

[pale totem]

I never really saw the quality difference between the 200 curios and 400

[lost bone]

The only thing i know that's called krieg is i believe a borderlands 2 character

[hazy kestrel]

If you’ll excuse me, I’m off to waste more of my life trading salvage funny money for a dumb penance.

I hate this so much

[lost bone]

Ummm ok i guess

[hazy kestrel]

Only 87000 more to go!

[hazy kestrel]

Oh my bad

[hazy kestrel]

88000

[brazen pelican]

Only 300 missions or so, then.

[hazy kestrel]

Help me. Please

[graceful hamlet]

Enemy health increases but you do so much damage with a normal build it doesn’t make that much of a difference.

[brazen pelican]

I'm contemplating if I should try sleeping or not. :<

[hazy kestrel]

Sleep

[stuck crescent]

sleep

otherwise you'll never grow big and strong

[hazy kestrel]

Dream of tall men/women/your gender preference.

[quaint moss]

no

[delicate vapor]

[last scarab]

I should not have checked the Darktide subreddit today

[green vector]

why whats on there

[last scarab]

Zola pin up art

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

i thought you were referring to the psword vs pfalc debate

[sleek harness]

He saw Zola's boobs

[last scarab]

I haven’t tried the pfalc, but psword is fun

[green vector]

dukane pinup when

[last scarab]

Someone’s probably already made a hadron one

What about Rannick?

[languid hazel]

-# I should play some sloptide

[lost bone]

What is this 😂😂😂😂

[languid hazel]

-# The Crumple Plop sticker :3

-# aka: ogryns when they take fall damage

[tired inlet]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/534/034/63a.jpg

[languid hazel]

-# me whenever I pick cute girls up (they’re actually telling me to sit :3)

[nocturne bloom]

We at Freak Inc do not tolerate nighttime sleeping

[languid hazel]

-# anyone up for some sloptide? I would ask in the vox channels but those are only used for havoc nowadays

[whole glade]

i have to paint my Black Templar tmmrrr

[jaunty path]

Lamia do you drink energy drinks at night

[hazy kestrel]

Someone insulted my mother today in malice lmao

[green vector]

LOL

[hazy kestrel]

The strangest life forms appear there, lmao

[nocturne bloom]

I havent drank energy drinks in like a month

[jaunty path]

Awesome

[hazy kestrel]

Based

[south valve]

What class does she play?

[gloomy tartan]

There used to be a hole here

[graceful fern]

Frfr

[gloomy tartan]

It’s gone now

[pale totem]

They should add an aeldari ranger as a class

[hazy kestrel]

My mother is a zealot, obviously.

[south valve]

Makes sense

[whole glade]

i like how they use scouts in the basic squads to teach them

[graceful fern]

It ensures they are trained to be the best they can.

[whole glade]

how we feel about a Femboy Pysker x Tomboy Zealot ship?

[quaint moss]

what does that mean?

[graceful fern]

Stop

[last scarab]

Boobs

[south valve]

Keep going

[whole glade]

that is one thing that i love abot them, helbrect having a good model, and the sculpts

[quaint moss]

oh

[whole glade]

GIVE THE DA THAT TREATMENT!!!!

[whole glade]

Me?

[south valve]

Yes

[whole glade]

why?

[whole glade]

i could

[quaint moss]

the femperor protects

[south valve]

It is the will of the Lex

[whole glade]

i could do Femboypreor

[whole glade]

fine ill make a ship

do you want toxic, or wholesome?

[quaint moss]

as long as he consents

[south valve]

TOXIC!!!

[graceful fern]

Ship nurgle and slaanesh

[quaint moss]

sigh ill go get the wife beater

[whole glade]

oki

[whole glade]

like how toxic?

[graceful fern]

Nurgle needs to unload his disease juice

[south valve]

Idk uh

[whole glade]

like bullying?

[south valve]

Yeah

What are you actually doing?

like fanart?

[hidden whale]

hey buddy

nice pants

I would fit into them better

[south valve]

Thanks

[whole glade]

possible, i gotta story craft this shite

and design characters

[south valve]

We can both try

[whole glade]

personailties

and then clothing

[south valve]

I think I see

[hidden whale]

#zealot-class message

[whole glade]

freaks.

[south valve]

Indeed

[hidden whale]

can I buy you a drink

[south valve]

Of course

[hidden whale]

oh wait

[quaint moss]

jonkler

[hidden whale]

they dont have troughs here for big pigges like you

[hidden whale]

nice to meet you im mrrow

[south valve]

This interaction confuses tf out of me, but hi

[whole glade]

if i get bullied once more btw. no more toxic ship for yall

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[whole glade]

deer?....

hmm...Metal Deer....

[south valve]

Enginseer

[quaint moss]

YOU STINKY >:3

[south valve]

Engindeer

[hidden whale]

I was practicing

[quaint moss]

P deer

[south valve]

Oh I see

for what?

[hidden whale]

but clearly you know nothing about novelty bacon

so whatever

[whole glade]

IM CRAFTING

[hidden whale]

doesnt matter

[south valve]

I'm so confused 😭

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[south valve]

Did you mine first?

[sleek harness]

Painted

[hidden whale]

no u

[quaint moss]

SILLY LOOKING GOOBER >:3333

[hidden whale]

skaven do you know updog

?

[sleek harness]

That's not my name

Dumbass

[whole glade]

No more toxic Femboy Pysker x Tomboy Zealot ship for you.

[tired sail]

NOOOOOOOOO

[sleek harness]

You never gave me one

[south valve]

How about for the rest of us?

[whole glade]

im making one for the whole block

as a whole

[tired sail]

Oh thank the emperor

[hidden whale]

whose name is it

[tired sail]

[whole glade]

bc im a decent Commie.

[sleek harness]

That seems kinda misleading

You said that you wouldn't share more toxic ships with everyone

[whole glade]

im making one ship for the whole mourningstar to enjoy :]

[south valve]

Damn, there's no red star emoji

there should be

[sleek harness]

Read

Dude

Read

[whole glade]

no.

[hidden whale]

reading is for nerds

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

[whole glade]

im making toxic bully tomboy.

no read

[stuck crescent]

Reading is for rats

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

he gets mad if you call him a rat

[stuck crescent]

Nerd rats

[south valve]

This is indeed correct

[stuck crescent]

He's a ratman though

[sleek harness]

@feral vessel

[quaint moss]

words

[whole glade]

can i help you rat boi?

[south valve]

Plant is only 2 of those things

[hidden whale]

oh kind of like the little mermaid but backwards

[whole glade]

cant you not see im crafting here?

[quaint moss]

what made the mermaid little

[sleek harness]

No I am just pinging someone who could like this character

[stuck crescent]

Craft away, horror in my walls

[whole glade]

a bully Tomboy zealot?

[sleek harness]

And also pinging you because fuck you

[hidden whale]

pollution

[sleek harness]

You ruined it

[whole glade]

DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING SHIP OR NOT HOE?

[sleek harness]

He won't like it anymore

[whole glade]

you can read?

since when?

[languid hazel]

-# I think one of my accounts just got hacked .-.

[hidden whale]

I can red

[sleek harness]

No

I never said I wanted it

Where did you got that idea

[quaint moss]

make sense, but the eels need car batteries, cant stop now

[stuck crescent]

I would love a ship

[south valve]

I like pirate ships

[whole glade]

bc its dope?

[whole glade]

pirates are cool

[stuck crescent]

Ships are dope

[whole glade]

HOIST THE SAIL HALF MAST

[hidden whale]

to zap them into sashimi?

yum

two for one special at my local hibachi

[stuck crescent]

You'd think the rat would like ships

[south valve]

HELP I- I DECIDED TO WEAR AN EYEPATCH TO ME SHIP AND ME CREW YELLED "AHOY BLACKBEARD!" AND I INTRODUCED MESELF. (I have a captain voice) AND THEY ALL GOT SCURVY😭 ARGGG

[sleek harness]

Wow Koz

[quaint moss]

to charge them :3

[sleek harness]

Really mature thinking that people wants things just because it's cool for the general public

[stuck crescent]

I'd want it

Because it's cool for the general public

[whole glade]

ill make it a elf and skaven.

[hidden whale]

for battery

they must be criminals

[quaint moss]

egg salt

[hidden whale]

ooh batter them in egg salt

little bit on soy sauce too

[south valve]

Is egg salt a thing?

[sleek harness]

What

[whole glade]

the ship

[stuck crescent]

Pretty sure it's a thing

[twin flower]

Salted eggs

[whole glade]

ill change it.

fuck you

[sleek harness]

Koz the hell you talking about

Think straight for a bit

[stuck crescent]

The ship

[whole glade]

im pansexual.

[stuck crescent]

🥁

[quaint moss]

pickled

[sleek harness]

But

What does this have to do

[twin flower]

Soy Eggs

[sleek harness]

With what we're talking

[whole glade]

think straight

[hidden whale]

get it twisted

[south valve]

Ngl, I don't like egg that much

[whole glade]

im not straight

[green vector]

no ur not supposed to get it twised potato cat

[south valve]

the yolk gets everywhere

[twin flower]

I like creamy yolk ones

[sleek harness]

Can you go back to talking about the ship

You lost focus here

[stuck crescent]

Nah

[twin flower]

The old switcheroo

[south valve]

Scrambled egg can be pretty good

[quaint moss]

cant

[stuck crescent]

Kinda hate eggs if I'm honest

[south valve]

Yeah fair

[hidden whale]

can you go back to invading helmgart

[twin flower]

Egg with Eggplant

[marsh iris]

distorted egg

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

I don't hate them, but they're not my favourite

[whole glade]

Toxic battle-scarred tomboy zealot x femboy pysker. Simple As.

[hidden whale]

dont twist potatos

mash em

little butter

little batter

[sleek harness]

This seems lame

Yeah the plant femboy won't like it

[stuck crescent]

Where's butter sheep when you need him

[stuck crescent]

Foolish even

[south valve]

Arrested for battery? Batteries are pretty cheap, why'd they go through the trouble?

[whole glade]

plant 43?

[sleek harness]

What

[whole glade]

Resident Evil?

[sleek harness]

Koz

You are doing it again

[hidden whale]

hah, looks like these residents... are evil

[twin flower]

Its funny seeing Skaven and Koz talking but theyre both not on the same page

[hidden whale]

backflips

[gloomy tartan]

Dog

There was arbites at the park

[stuck crescent]

V funny

[sleek harness]

I am awalys thinking right

[whole glade]

metal gear?....yeah id hope so.

[gloomy tartan]

I was walking my cyber rat dog

[sleek harness]

Koz is not

[gloomy tartan]

There was so many arbites

[south valve]

Where's everybody going? Havoc?

[gloomy tartan]

They found some gnarly shit

[hidden whale]

road work ahead...? bingo

[gloomy tartan]

I won’t get into details

But like holy shit

[whole glade]

can a twink not craft their toxic ship in peace anymoar?

[south valve]

I'm curious 👀

[gloomy tartan]

They had the trail part of the park blocked off with yellow tape

[hidden whale]

not if im calling OSHA on your ass

meet the minimum standards buddy

[sleek harness]

I never said you couldn't make a toxic ship

[whole glade]

awh man not those losers...

[dire kayak]

the first two, a transfer set and a combat patrol

[sleek harness]

Stop making up words from me

[whole glade]

THEN QUIT PINGING ME!!!

[whole glade]

FUCKER

[sleek harness]

That's how you respond to people

[stuck crescent]

OSHA doesn't exist in the year 40,000

[green vector]

dont twist ur balls either

[hidden whale]

[green vector]

testicular torsion is not bussin

[hidden whale]

i just had to delete a joke

damn

[south valve]

Everybody gangsta till the psyker uses the testicular torsion staff

[stuck crescent]

That is sad

I am sad

[hidden whale]

i was on a hot streak too

[visual vortex]

Good night

I had a dream

[marsh iris]

i cast testicular healing

[stuck crescent]

Nos da

[south valve]

Censor the word?

[hidden whale]

nah the whole plot is twisted

like the protags ballz

[visual vortex]

Someone was having a dentist appointment

By a giant lobster

[stuck crescent]

That is funneh

[green vector]

LMFAO

[south valve]

The only dream I remember is one where I went to Hell

and VSauce was like the devil or something

[green vector]

most powerful staff in the universe

[lime beacon]

That was not a dream

[modest flume]

I finally got True Survivor

[whole glade]

what should the Zealots name be?

[lime beacon]

you died for a few minutes for real

[stuck crescent]

I'm sorry

[modest flume]

It was Smelter with Moebian 21st and Rotten Armor, no Psyker

[marsh iris]

it's a dream... or is it?

[south valve]

PEAK 🔥

[modest flume]

we weren't even trying for it, we were just that good of a team

[stuck crescent]

Father ted

[south valve]

You ever watched Black Books?

I liked that one

[whole glade]

for a ship. not the game.

[stuck crescent]

Father ted

That is the ship

[whole glade]

Seth Macfarline?

[stuck crescent]

No the show

[hidden whale]

Victor Saltzspyre

[south valve]

Dick Kickem

[hidden whale]

Licked theSalts,Fire

[whole glade]

the zealot will. prolly. idk?

[hidden whale]

Sniffed the Dog, Liar

[sand monolith]

Is ogryn the hardest class in this game

[sleek harness]

Koz I will step on your foot

Kindly

[south valve]

In Koz's ship, it'll be zealot

[whole glade]

so?

[hidden whale]

whatever im playing is the hardest class in the game

[south valve]

sorry

[hidden whale]

||zamn those bursters and their goo||

[sleek harness]

Stepping in people's foot hurts

Dumbass

[whole glade]

women can?!

[hidden whale]

what color

[south valve]

Oh

[sand monolith]

You lfg?

[south valve]

psyker

[hidden whale]

nyope

[stuck crescent]

You think?

Crazy

[whole glade]

i prefer purposfully stoopid

[sand monolith]

Psyker seems easy flame staff spam and become havoc 40

[whole glade]

maybe

[south valve]

True

[whole glade]

not there yet

[south valve]

I meant more like

[sleek harness]

I never said a single "I think"

[south valve]

you know

[sleek harness]

Can you freaks stop making words from me

[stuck crescent]

Crazy

Imagine not thinking

[sleek harness]

Dumbass then

[south valve]

Never had a thought in his life

[gloomy tartan]

🚓🌳 👮‍♂️ 💀 👮‍♀️ 🌳 🚓

[whole glade]

shhh im thinking of a name for the zealot

[sleek harness]

Finally you got it

Took you long enough

[gloomy tartan]

It kept saying I used too many emojis

[south valve]

There was a dead body?

[gloomy tartan]

I had such a dope emoji painting

This mf ruined my masterpiece

[sleek harness]

Jeff

[gloomy tartan]

Had to make it basic af

[stuck crescent]

Not jeff

[gloomy tartan]

I mean there was parts of what makes a body

[south valve]

Oh

[delicate vapor]

vhat game to play zeday...

[south valve]

What does that mean?

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe Jeff

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Stellaris

[gloomy tartan]

There was parts

Idk what

[sleek harness]

Copycat

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

The cops said they found parts

[south valve]

Body parts???

[hazy kestrel]

Copy rat

[south valve]

Jesus christ

[gloomy tartan]

Yep non descript

Kids celebrating Easter at the park

[stuck crescent]

Stinky copy rat

[sleek harness]

You never played Stellaris?

[delicate vapor]

never heard

[sleek harness]

It's really good game

Try jt

It's about doing genocides in space

[stuck crescent]

It's not that good, tbh

[sleek harness]

As a empire

Space empire

[hidden whale]

ctrl c, ctrl v
holy fuck its an internet rat

[modest flume]

We had twins and a captain at the same time

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucked

[modest flume]

Then 2 BoNs and a PlOgryn

[gloomy tartan]

Like happy familys kids celebrating Easter

And a FUCK TON of cops

I digress

[hidden whale]

....

how many... does it take?

to make a ton?

[hazy kestrel]

30

[gloomy tartan]

Like when your like ok this is probaly close to 10

[hidden whale]

holy shit those are some fat ass cops

[gloomy tartan]

And there’s choppers

[hidden whale]

oink oink

were the parts they found bacon

[gloomy tartan]

And they have the news

And cops just hanging outside their cars

And they have the ncis little sun shade tarps up

That’s a ton of cops

It’s very notable in a area with a very low police presence

For what looks like ALL the cops to be present

[modest flume]

It wasn't easy either lol

Spawns were fucked tbh

[hidden whale]

well at least they have enough kids for an easter hunt

[hazy kestrel]

Only 4 more expeditions penances until I’m FREE!

[modest flume]

Someone almost TKed via a burster too

[south valve]

You must be a god gamer then

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah lots or kids and dogs and families

[hazy kestrel]

[stuck crescent]

Llongyfarchiadau

[south valve]

The Lex is proud of you

if it can be

[gloomy tartan]

Looks like they had just finished looking for Eggs

[modest flume]

I can't take all the credit, the team genuinely was good

All of us

[south valve]

Jesus

[hidden whale]

holy shit theres an insanely dark joke here

[gloomy tartan]

Some ppl were gawking over fence trying to get a peak

[hidden whale]

something something ncis easter hunt for body parts something something

[modest flume]

Arby and Ogryn were doing great aggro, Zealot put in the work with his book, and I just sniped the specialists

[hidden whale]

one liner takes off sunglasses YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW

[marsh iris]

whee can i join

[gloomy tartan]

Idk who found the body I don’t think it was kids cuz it was in the trail but yes that would be a dark joke

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean, Welsh man/woman

[gloomy tartan]

News was also trying to grt a peak from over the fence

[stuck crescent]

Congratulations

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[hidden whale]

"looks like the easter bunny... hid more than just eggs this year"

takes off sunglasses

wait wrong order fuck

[modest flume]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

[hidden whale]

thanks chief

:>

[south valve]

You can just call him Welshie

[modest flume]

[south valve]

@stuck crescent Welshie

[gloomy tartan]

I like lucha

[stuck crescent]

Or krieg_hater

That also works

[gloomy tartan]

In lucha a guy beats up Satan to stop a famine

[south valve]

Mmmm

I guess

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the magic of Mexico

Plague?

I better go give Satan a 20 piece

No drink

And a biscuit from Popeyes

Dry as fuck

👊

[stuck crescent]

We all know the worst regiment,
But what regiment is the best?

[gloomy tartan]

Some devil went down to Georgia energy right there

[hidden whale]

moebian 6th

[stuck crescent]

Answer: not krieg

[hazy kestrel]

Maccabian Janissaries.

[gloomy tartan]

The best regiment is the cadian 619

Viva cadia

Si se puede

[hidden whale]

wait wait wait the answer is obvious

whatever regiment those catgirls are in

[gloomy tartan]

Rip Guadalajara Cadia

[delicate vapor]

holy shit I just saw that Zola art

[gloomy tartan]

Real ones foo

[rocky radish]

We need an immediate exterminatus

[stuck crescent]

....I just like the steel legion

[hidden whale]

😠

[stuck crescent]

Cat girls are nice

[hidden whale]

do not the catgirls

[stuck crescent]

I guess

[delicate vapor]

[hazy kestrel]

Have you read the Yarrick Omnibus?

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian tacos 🌮

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, ages ago

[gloomy tartan]

I like the idea of cadia being Mexico 🇲🇽

It’s funny

[stuck crescent]

That is funny

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz I’ve played in Spanish lobby’s in call of duty and gta

[hazy kestrel]

But uh, it’s reduced to atoms.

[gloomy tartan]

They sound like cadians

I can translate how they scream

[hazy kestrel]

This ain’t good ese

[stuck crescent]

Wouldn't it make more sense for them to be Canadians?

[gloomy tartan]

GIVE IT MORE MOTHER FUC-GIVE IT MORE!GIVE IT GAS GIVE IT MORE!

[stuck crescent]

Canadia stands

[marsh iris]

how do cadians sounds like

[gloomy tartan]

an angry Spanish call of duty,gta lobby

[marsh iris]

jk theres no sound in space

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian fajitas

🔥

[dire kayak]

the cadian gate still stands!!!!!!

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of an enchiladas enjoyer, myself

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian tortas

🧠

[stuck crescent]

Canadia poutine

[gloomy tartan]

Cadian churros

Man imagine if Canada had the Spanish presence instead of French

[marsh iris]

cadian fried rice

[gloomy tartan]

That would of been hilarious

Canadian Spanglish

Donde es la hotel eh?

[marsh iris]

cadian mala hotpot

[gloomy tartan]

Wait the eh in Spanish and Canadian synergizes

Holy shit

They have a synergy

[south valve]

Merci

[gloomy tartan]

They both love to say aye

[stuck crescent]

Would that make the quebecois more or less annoying?

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[delicate vapor]

[stuck crescent]

Admittedly, I have only met one quebecois

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia with the yellow Mexico filter

Lmao

[marsh iris]

like breaking bad

Breaking Cadia

[stuck crescent]

Wait, who gets the blue Europe filter?

[gloomy tartan]

Better call Lionel Johnson

[marsh iris]

which one is the psyker

primarch

magnus only?

[green vector]

that mf in the wheelchair is the psyker

blows up gus for being 100% peril

[marsh iris]

"AAA-"

[green vector]

ding ding ding

finally finished penance track

[autumn bear]

This game will finally be good when they add admech class

[gloomy tartan]

Their giving ogryn jiggle physics first

[stuck crescent]

And get rid of krieg cosmetics

[jaunty path]

More power creep isn't gonna fix the game

[jaunty path]

You know I'm true

[marsh iris]

jigging bulge

[autumn bear]

It actually will though

[jaunty path]

No it won't.

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[stuck crescent]

🦌

[marsh iris]

this game will finally be good if they add space marines

[shell goblet]

next class should be free with the game and actually kinda suck

[autumn bear]

Can't cry about rotten armor if you kill them in 1s anyways

[shell goblet]

im the only correct one on the matter btw

[green vector]

2 sundays in a row now we've played like 12 hours

[jaunty path]

So a pd2 class

[shell goblet]

[autumn bear]

I need admech character

[jaunty path]

No you don't

@gloomy tartan

[delicate vapor]

vha da hell

[green vector]

i will beat ur ass

[gloomy tartan]

Huh?

Wha?

[autumn bear]

I know what you are

[jaunty path]

u know what u did

[gloomy tartan]

YEAH SHE LIKES BUTTS

OSTRACIZE HER

[jaunty path]

No you don't :p

[autumn bear]

Gay

[jaunty path]

cites ur pfp

[modest flume]

I enjoy the sight and sensation of enlarged posteriors and I cannot fabricate an explanation as to why I wouldn't

[gloomy tartan]

I didn’t do anythjng but get nostalgic

[green vector]

i am now big blue armor ogryn

[autumn bear]

U can't deflect this I already know im gay

[gloomy tartan]

Boobs are just a front butt

[jaunty path]

boobs are just chesticles

[gloomy tartan]

They mimic a booty

Cuz monkey brain likes booty

This is science

[modest flume]

honestly more of a boobs person but I enjoy a full package

[gloomy tartan]

They are also chesticles thoufh yes

[marsh iris]

milk butts

[gloomy tartan]

You preffer the front butt

[autumn bear]

Ppl will talk about boobs all day and be single

[gloomy tartan]

Vs the back butt

[gloomy tartan]

it’s science

We’re scientists

[patent grove]

I enjoy how unhinged general chat always is

[autumn bear]

❌ get back to fighting for atoma

[modest flume]

Don't be jealous

[dire kayak]

me too

i love the mechanicus

[gloomy tartan]

Be proud of our cheeks

They separate us from the machines

The cheekless ones

[dire kayak]

but i wanna be closer to the machine

[little marten]

Boobs?

[autumn bear]

I'm naming my admech K8-E

[gloomy tartan]

What’s that nean

[modest flume]

Ye Of Thine Cheek None

[gloomy tartan]

Is that a reference to dr who or some shit

[autumn bear]

It sounds like Katie

[green vector]

I've had more ass than you've had hot dinners mf

[gloomy tartan]

Oh your smart

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[gloomy tartan]

He has more ass in one cheek than you’ll have in your whole lifetime

[rocky radish]

That's a lot. You have to be a proctologist

[autumn bear]

U just called him fat

[gloomy tartan]

His cheeks specifically

[dire kayak]

apparently the iron warriors are trying to destroy the rest of the cadian cate

[marsh iris]

boobs are up there

[dire kayak]

which has dire consequences

[gloomy tartan]

He has carapace cheeks

[green vector]

Nah that's fair

[autumn bear]

U just called him fatass

[gloomy tartan]

Their intimidating

[green vector]

I currently am fat

[hazy kestrel]

So true!

[green vector]

Enjoyed my off time from gym way too much

🫃

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a fucking bird basically with my weight

So like

We’re ornstien and smough

[delicate vapor]

off time 24/7

[gloomy tartan]

Basically

[hazy kestrel]

I misread that so badly lmao

[autumn bear]

I think it would be cute

[gloomy tartan]

LMAO

[hazy kestrel]

“You did what to the birds?”

[gloomy tartan]

Hawk man NOOO

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the birds

[gloomy tartan]

THATS NOT WHAT WE SO ON EARTH HAWK MAN

NOOOOO

[green vector]

Do the hadrussy

[marsh iris]

youre not suppose to the bird, its the eggs

[gloomy tartan]

Yo like

I bet the krieg love mewgenics

That’s basically them

[green vector]

Stick egg up rectum

[gloomy tartan]

But cats

Bred for traits

[dire kayak]

:3

[gloomy tartan]

Are ya winning son?

[green vector]

Even when I lose I'm a winner

[gloomy tartan]

Your a gray

[hazy kestrel]

I remember the first time this happened to me.

I was playing MGSV

[dire kayak]

we don't have embed perms, you need to be red to post in other chats

[gloomy tartan]

Your a dreg on society

[green vector]

BIG PICS OF COCK AND BALLS

[autumn bear]

Fatshark hates their customers and especially you

[gloomy tartan]

Talk more

Talk about like

[hazy kestrel]

Quiet shoved her rack into the screen

[gloomy tartan]

Your life

[dire kayak]

yap

[gloomy tartan]

And Warhammer

Tell us who you voted for

[hazy kestrel]

My dad walked in and asked me if I was winning.

I said yes

[marsh iris]

be mad

[gloomy tartan]

Tell us who you were aligned with in 1945

[green vector]

Bye then

[gloomy tartan]

Do you need help in a mission ?

What’s the issue

[green vector]

Man they just wanted help now I feel bad

[gloomy tartan]

What are you trying to accomplish?

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Do you wanna do the story?

[delicate vapor]

one egg and 2 hot dogs

[marsh iris]

hold tab

[languid hazel]

Did you choose to do the story campaign?

[hazy kestrel]

I should play MGSV again

[delicate vapor]

make it one egg white fried and 2 hot dogs

[hazy kestrel]

For the plot of course

As usual

[gloomy tartan]

You should rent a boat

[languid hazel]

Go to the special assignments tab at the mission terminal

[green vector]

If you look in mission terminal there should be a special assignment button follow that track

[gloomy tartan]

Do it in order to do the campaign

[green vector]

Those ones are the last missions

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

Go to special assignments

[green vector]

Ya

[dire kayak]

ive eaten boats

[gloomy tartan]

Start with battle for tertium

[hazy kestrel]

Now that I’m remembering those halcyon days, Quiet in the XOF uniform certainly awakened something in me.

[green vector]

@hazy kestrel personussy thussy thammussy

[hazy kestrel]

Woah momma

[gloomy tartan]

Whut?

[green vector]

You know what

[gloomy tartan]

Did you just like…

[hazy kestrel]

Shit, I think Quiet is the reason I have a thing for women with ponytails

[gloomy tartan]

Did you two just get married ?

[green vector]

Yes

[hazy kestrel]

That would explain a lot actually

No

[green vector]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

I think you been claimed

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Ruh Roh

[jaunty path]

personman is a brony confirmed??

[graceful hamlet]

Congratulations

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t grab them by the thamussy

[hazy kestrel]

No

[delicate vapor]

CONGRAUTLATIONNSSSS

[hazy kestrel]

I like women with ponytails you silly goose

[delicate vapor]

bring out the 15-20 bottles of baileys

and 10 bottles of vodka

[hazy kestrel]

Quiet is hot, and therefore awakened things in me.

[gloomy tartan]

What about pony’s with women tails

[hazy kestrel]

What

[gloomy tartan]

What

[hazy kestrel]

You silly geese

[green vector]

Braided ponytails

Goddamn

[hazy kestrel]

Oh jeez, now look what you’ve done.

[graceful hamlet]

That’s just Umamusume

[gloomy tartan]

What about braiding a knife into it

Like invincible

[hazy kestrel]

Firekeeper is also hot

[languid hazel]

Damn trying to shoot moving planes with an AA gun is a lot harder than I thought

[dire kayak]

war thunder or?

[hazy kestrel]

Just aim a bit ahead of the plane

You may be out of spells, but you aren’t out of shells

[languid hazel]

-# Easy Red 2

[graceful hamlet]

Emerald Herald

[hazy kestrel]

Amazing chest ahead, I agree.

[dire kayak]

ough

[south valve]

Bearer Seek seek lust

[dire kayak]

i get my steeljacks today

[hazy kestrel]

Great view ahead.

[hazy kestrel]

What are those

[south valve]

Try f-

[hazy kestrel]

Steel toed shoes

[patent grove]

Like applejacks, but steel

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a fire keeper? Cuz your a fucking blind bitch fr ❤️

[dire kayak]

votann minis

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[dire kayak]

mmmmm votann look cool

[south valve]

Do they have lore?

[gloomy tartan]

Masozi be landing the Valkyrie ontop of the male loose cannon like oops I’m a Gemini

[graceful hamlet]

Votann new class

[hazy kestrel]

This time, geminis are based

Only this time

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

What is the emperor of mankind’s horoscope

Lolc

[south valve]

I’m a Gemini (kills you in your sleep)

[hazy kestrel]

At least it’s quick

[gloomy tartan]

I bet he’s a Scorpio

Or do y’all think he’s a Leo

Like lion el

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a Sagittarius

[graceful hamlet]

Aquarius goes brrrrrt (I throw a pot of water at you)

[south valve]

Nurgle is cancer

[gloomy tartan]

Not you the emperor of mankind

[hazy kestrel]

I know

I thought we were listing our funny horoscope things

[south valve]

Sagiterrorist

[hazy kestrel]

Oh you

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t think he’s crabby enough

[hazy kestrel]

Laugh track ensues

[dire kayak]

they do

they have a codex

[south valve]

Oh cool

[gloomy tartan]

Deez nuts have a codex

[hazy kestrel]

Got em

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hm

[gloomy tartan]

Renounce thy nuts

[gloomy tartan]

Hey Remmeber that Rick and Morty episode

[hazy kestrel]

No

[marsh iris]

i renounce my loyalty to the emperor

[gloomy tartan]

Where they wanted his meat

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t watch that show

[gloomy tartan]

To save a alien

To fix his heart

They wanted his shlong

To save alien Nelson Mandela or some shit

[hidden whale]

my shlong could fix an aliens heart

||seggs||

[gloomy tartan]

Would you do that

[hidden whale]

is the alien shaped like a femboy

[gloomy tartan]

For like the god emperor

[hidden whale]

?

[gloomy tartan]

If he needed it for his psyker chair

[marsh iris]

as a heart bypass vessel?

[gloomy tartan]

To fix some cogs and springs

[hidden whale]

no like, emotionally

[languid hazel]

-# as an alien I can tell you right meow that your schlong won’t impress anyone :3

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamn

Absolutely murdered them

[languid hazel]

/joking

[hidden whale]

its over for me chat

farewell

[marsh iris]

oof

[south valve]

You’re dead bro

[modest flume]

"PenelopePowerTyts"

[south valve]

Get in the coffin

[modest flume]

One guess as to which class she is

[marsh iris]

dont forget to take back your schlong

[hazy kestrel]

Zealot

[gloomy tartan]

Remember that song from mulan about wanting booty to go to war for

[south valve]

I hope not ogryn

[hazy kestrel]

Zealots are always the freakiest for some reason

[modest flume]

Wrong answer unfortunately

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

Oh no

[modest flume]

[gloomy tartan]

Zealots be into candle play

[astral basin]

Alright. Leave your rations and uniform at the door, here is you boltpistol with one bullet.
You know what is expected.

[gloomy tartan]

They like that the emperor watches

[hazy kestrel]

STAAAHHHP

[dire kayak]

scum?

[south valve]

That isn’t wax…

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE!

[winter ravine]

hi whats the 4th modifier? i only see rotten blight and stimms?

[marsh iris]

yes time to start an uprising

[gloomy tartan]

They make sure the picture of big E is watching

[south valve]

Sorry 😭

[gloomy tartan]

They make sure big e has a view

[modest flume]

Yes but too late

[hazy kestrel]

You freaks

[modest flume]

It's over

Atoma is doomed

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

SCHO-LONG SUCKAAAA

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[gloomy tartan]

The emperor is like Jesus and Santa

He sees everything

[modest flume]

who up emperoring they mankind rn

[gloomy tartan]

What up my loyalist

[south valve]

I do be a corpse upon a throne

[gloomy tartan]

You looking real loyal today mf

Hell yeah

The emperor

Tuff

[modest flume]

Likewise, fellow human being of the Imperium of Man

[gloomy tartan]

Them heretics be tweaking fr

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmmmmm

[hazy kestrel]

How many arms does the Emperor have?

[modest flume]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[languid hazel]

-# three

[modest flume]

one.. two.. three..

[astral basin]

Wednesday
Is when i get my blade kit

[gloomy tartan]

[modest flume]

fo- wait hold on they taught us this

[marsh iris]

heretic and loyalist losers, im starting a new human faction of gooners

[modest flume]

uh.. two.

[gloomy tartan]

The fuck you mean 3

That ain’t loyal at all

[hazy kestrel]

We all ready have one.

It’s called General Chat

[modest flume]

No need, that's the whole damn server

[languid hazel]

-# his main two arms and then his massive ||chicken|| :3

[marsh iris]

RISE UP

[astral basin]

Leanne. What

[hazy kestrel]

Now as I was saying, I play MGSV for the plot.

[languid hazel]

-# did you mean to reply to Garut?

[hazy kestrel]

And by plot, I mean having a hot sniper lady invade my personal space in the helicopter

[astral basin]

Totally not for quiets modest outfit choices

[modest flume]

Indeed, Quiet has 2 big plots that must be followed intently

Four even, because two on the other side

[twin flower]

[marsh iris]

whats the lore reason for quiet shower scene

[hazy kestrel]

I’m a Sniper Wolf outfit enjoyer

[languid hazel]

-# six actually. You’re forgetting the ones down below

[gloomy tartan]

3d foot scans are forever

[modest flume]

God dahyum you right