general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie a mission deep down in the lower regions of the ravines

[tawny hearth]

Yeah something like that could work too

[gloomy tartan]

All dark claustrophobic, have it open still like caves

Heretics coming out of the god damn walls

Do we like the sandstorms ?

[tawny hearth]

Darude sandstorm?

Lol we need an ogryn hug emote for times like these

[gloomy tartan]

It’s funny enemy don’t try to avoid it and just go flying

But when they knock me in the air

I get annoyed bad lol

[tawny hearth]

Lol I find it a bit funny when I get knocked in the air too but I find stormers funny in VT2 so I'm biased

[gloomy tartan]

It doesn’t hurt much

But it can really fuck you up positioning wise lol

Since the maps have shit you got to circle around

[tawny hearth]

Yeah it can be a "I guess this is my place now" sort of thing

[gloomy tartan]

You get swamped by enemies trying to escape

It’s only really bad when their swarming because you get separated

Like oh great guess I have to run alone to extract

[tawny hearth]

and then you die how you lived, screaming "oh god it hurts"

Honestly most of the trouble I had in the new mode was just me getting stuck on things playing oggy

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah you have to watch the ogryns man

Oh my vet I allways baby sit to make sure everyone’s making it out

Shooting my lasgun with 1k rounds screaming “ FLY YOU FOOLS!”

I remember one crazy run with some noobs where I was last man standing

The entire pick up zone was surrounded with enemies and I was just swinging my Chainsword and side dashing in a circle with courage in my heart

This was after running halfway back solo when a sand tornado hit me

I went down swinging I got a lot of them

[ripe tangle]

when I pray I don't need to dodge bullets, they simply dodge me.

[visual vortex]

You guys dodge bullets?

[gloomy tartan]

Damn

Bars

[visual vortex]

I just stick out my tongue and gobble them

[tawny hearth]

The power armor helps probably

[gloomy tartan]

[ripe tangle]

That too yes.

[gloomy tartan]

I was dodging the overheads

Gunners are fine you just get them in melee range and then you don’t have to dodge bullets

It’s just dodging overheads when your last man standing that’s the trick lol

[visual vortex]

Ngl most enemies are dead once you enter melee range

[gloomy tartan]

Yup

[tawny hearth]

Honestly some of the hordes you can stir up in that mode feel around havoc levels without the modifiers. I def failed a clutch in the bits I played

[gloomy tartan]

I could of clutched it if I didn’t have the dogryn and the captain on my ass also

[visual vortex]

Maybe the next faction will be more melee

[gloomy tartan]

They somehow activated a captain

And I was chased by dogryn across map

[tawny hearth]

Dogryn makes things busy yeah lol

[gloomy tartan]

They died from captain and as I arrive to evac dogryn follows

I mean props to the psyker I think it was? We almost made it

We were doing psyker vet shit but they ate a fuckint overhead so hard they just died

[tawny hearth]

I'm not sure they can ever make melee like... Worse for us than it is for the enemy tho tbh. But something melee heavy would always be fun

[gloomy tartan]

Didn’t even go down

They became mist

I was like NOOOOO

[visual vortex]

Idk my brain says that the Scab and Dregs are ranged enemies

And the next faction will be more dangerous in melee

Came to me in a dream

[tawny hearth]

Payker life, you shine brightly and then become mist (or a demon)

[gloomy tartan]

Rotated and swung my chainsword in a circle and evac was like the red numbers when it’s about to land but I got sandwiched between the bosses

I was doing it too the noobs were ape cheering for me

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the funnest part of the door defenses, when you just unload through the door while your straggler teammates back in

[gloomy tartan]

I was so close to evac and I got fucking sandwiches by the bosses like a woman at a music festival between two chuds

[tawny hearth]

Maybe more mutated faction that's coming from beyond the city? Or just a group more mutated from story stuff

[visual vortex]

Genestealers

[graceful hamlet]

Penestealers

[ripe tangle]

Genestealers?

[gloomy tartan]

I was just bounced the fuck around with no nades and anihilated

[ripe tangle]

GENESTEALERS!?!?!

[visual vortex]

Peestealers

[ripe tangle]

GENESTEALERS!!!!!!

[tawny hearth]

Lol I don't think we'll ever get nids and don't think we should

[visual vortex]

Lucia lowk like the chocolate guy from the one spongebob episode

[graceful hamlet]

I don’t think any of the rejects wear jeans tho, so we’re safe

[potent sage]

i just knocked a plague ogryn off a bridge with the weird penitent cross toughness thingy

[gloomy tartan]

I mean wouldn’t they blow up atoma if Nids showed up?

[potent sage]

im such a hardass motherfucker

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckint hell byahhh

[visual vortex]

The moebian steel is too precious

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah

[tawny hearth]

Oggy has jeans, I rock jeans and a tank top sometimes

[graceful hamlet]

Oh shit

[gloomy tartan]

Moebian steel is sick

[potent sage]

we should fight a daemon engine or something

[gloomy tartan]

Makes good tanks

[visual vortex]

Yeah and the mechanicus likes things that nobody else has

[gloomy tartan]

Demon train?

[south valve]

I want demon enemies

[tawny hearth]

We kind of have fought something like it with the demons we purge from the machines right? The eyeball things

[south valve]

like nurglings

[visual vortex]

I feel like nurglings would suck to deal with

[tawny hearth]

Nurglings are something I both want in the game but also fear them ever being added

[gloomy tartan]

Plague marine

[potent sage]

yeah

the daemon(s?) of the Sands

at least thats what the cultists call them

[gloomy tartan]

Is we too weak fuck shit lame to fight a plague marine ?

[visual vortex]

Evil sand daemons

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is a sand demon? There’s sand demons?

[visual vortex]

The eyeballs

[potent sage]

"FORGIVE US, OH DAEMONS OF THE SANDS! WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOU!"

• Mysterious Cultist

[south valve]

Sand for the sand god

[gloomy tartan]

What? There’s floating eyeballs ?

[tawny hearth]

Lol both plural and singular might be correct at the same time with how these things work sometimes

[potent sage]

yeah the mechanical eyeball mites that burrow and clog up machinery that you have to kill

[visual vortex]

Smelter level

[potent sage]

the cultists call them the "Daemons of the Sands"

[gloomy tartan]

This is in darktide ?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[potent sage]

yes bro

[gloomy tartan]

Eyeball mites

[potent sage]

the fucking green termite burrowing eyeball thingies

YES

[gloomy tartan]

You mean the shits

[visual vortex]

See we called then chuds for you so they dont exist

[gloomy tartan]

The big eyeball

[potent sage]

yes

[tawny hearth]

Honestly them calling them that might mean that the new mode might actually tie directly into the story and we might stumble upon a more direct source of infestation

[potent sage]

the big fuck off eyeball

what else bro

[gloomy tartan]

Oh cuz mites

I assume small

LOOK I STUDY ANIMALs fucj you

[potent sage]

no theyre big ass robot mites

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I thought all mites were small

That’s what’s confused me

[potent sage]

these ones arent

they're big

[gloomy tartan]

I thought of them as flesh growths

[potent sage]

and they gunk up machinery

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah they’re big as fuck all

[potent sage]

with the flesh growths

yeah

[gloomy tartan]

They’re called eyeball mites?

[potent sage]

those are the Daemons Of The Sands

[visual vortex]

No

They're Daemons

[gloomy tartan]

Ok yeah cuz wtf that’s a dumb name

The phage tree remember

[potent sage]

we don't actually know if thats their real name

[gloomy tartan]

They called that big one that

[potent sage]

but the cultists call them that

[gloomy tartan]

So there’s flesh growths in the sand

[potent sage]

"YOU WILL NOT GET PAST THE DAEMON OF THE SANDS!"

• Mysterious Cultist

[potent sage]

well i think the daemon mite thingy produces the flesh

they dont just appear in the sands, they also appear in the inner hive

[visual vortex]

This means that the Dregs get their power from the Deadside

[potent sage]

like in the torrent missions

[visual vortex]

🤔

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s supposed to be the thing that makes the flesh growths we see everywhere ?

[tawny hearth]

Maybe... The daemons are what are causing atoma to be the hell scape it is?

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie its a lack of strong moral values

[visual vortex]

No Atoma was always a hellscape

[gloomy tartan]

I for one blame the hive scum

[visual vortex]

Just slightly more now

[potent sage]

well i'd assume the flesh growths are just the consequence of heretic insurrection

but the mites also make flesh growths

mainly to ruin machinery

like the chasm logistratum ascension riser

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t wanna see a giant mite enemy

Fuck that lol

[potent sage]

you've already fought them

bro

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I meant that. As in maybe the hell scape and maybe the secrets to the steel are tied together with some sort of daemon presence that has gone overlooked because it was trapped or something and the leadership found it?

[potent sage]

they're the burrowing daemon things

[gloomy tartan]

Wait so the eyeball thing

[potent sage]

YES

THE EYEBALL THING

THATS THE MITE

[south valve]

👁️

[gloomy tartan]

I’m trying to figure out if it’s just the eye

[tawny hearth]

Wait you guys talking about the eyeball things?

[gloomy tartan]

Or the flesh is also part of it

Like wtf it’s deal

[potent sage]

it makes the flesh

[tawny hearth]

[gloomy tartan]

Ok its the eye thing

[potent sage]

the mechanical eyeball termite thingy that burrows makes the flesh

[gloomy tartan]

That thing can travel ?

We just find ones that have selected a spot

[potent sage]

well idk

maybe the cultists plant them there and leave them to fester and root

[visual vortex]

Chris got into the medicinal cabinet

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz y’all make me think that they can travel in the sand

[green vector]

big squishy eyeball

[south valve]

I thought if it's a mite it buries into the ground and sprouts the flesh, eyes and all

[gloomy tartan]

Which would be scary as fuck all

[green vector]

lemme fuck it

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine them in the sand lol

Jumping at you

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[gloomy tartan]

A big queen one as a enemy

[jaunty path]

do not the eyes

[potent sage]

we never said that

[visual vortex]

Sometimes when im bored i touch my eyeball and rub it

[gloomy tartan]

Y’all think the mites are like bombs?

[potent sage]

the cultists call the mites by the name of "The Daemon(s) of the Sands"

[gloomy tartan]

Planted

[potent sage]

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Corruptor

[gloomy tartan]

What if your eyeball was hungry

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey People

[potent sage]

okay apparently they are called corruptors

[visual vortex]

Hi jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Ollpheist

[tawny hearth]

Boring name tbh, I'd call them eyeball nerds

[south valve]

Eye of Cthulhu type shit

nom nom

[gloomy tartan]

Hey imagine rubbing eyeballs

[visual vortex]

Id feed it

[gloomy tartan]

That’s the most intimate shit ever

Some fucking heretic shit

[tawny hearth]

I feel like one of the voice overs from our side does call them corruptors but maybe I'm just gaslighting myself and they call it a corruption

[gloomy tartan]

Gross

Don’t touch my eye goo

That’s private

[potent sage]

i dont think i've ever heard a voiceline calling them out

except from one of the vox mission handlers/the cultists

[gloomy tartan]

They are once

When you kill the big tree one

It’s called the phage tree

[south valve]

Hadron calls it "metaphysical contagion" or something

[gloomy tartan]

By our bosses

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I might be just mixing lines together because lord knows theres a ton and they come at you when you're busy

[potent sage]

i'd assume the phage tree is a different entity than the corruptors

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I don't think they are the same

[gloomy tartan]

Thought it was flesh growths they made

[potent sage]

chinese techpriests be like: put that metaphysical contagion through a blessed unguent of shriving

[gloomy tartan]

shrug

[visual vortex]

Pretty sure the tree is designed to release pox gas across large areas

[south valve]

Chinese Techpriests?

[gloomy tartan]

Chinese tech priests is something you would wear on a t shirt to be cool

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s your ass?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[gloomy tartan]

That Is horrifying tho

[tawny hearth]

One is an actual demon and the others I think is more of a manifestation of nurgles presence ?

Idk

[potent sage]

yeah its like that one twitter post that goes

something like

[gloomy tartan]

A tree with cheeks that rips ass

[ripe tangle]

wait, I've seen this before

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck lmao

[potent sage]

a scientist will be a mouse and say put that beast thru a situation

wait when did the chinese part come in

[gloomy tartan]

I giggled lmao

[visual vortex]

Me too

[potent sage]

OH i saw another tweet about that one chinese scientist who was like "it is scientifically feasibile to depopulate india in 24 hours"

[ripe tangle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/8jpxjg/this_trees_bum/

[potent sage]

that was funny

[visual vortex]

Ive seen the image of ghe caked up tree too

[gloomy tartan]

I remember the sunflower with Tittys from conkers game

[south valve]

Demon of China

[visual vortex]

Yeah that one

[gloomy tartan]

It’s caked up fr

[tawny hearth]

The only thing I remember from conkers is the great and mighty poo song tbh

[somber shoal]

Is anyone with AMD Adrenaline 26.3.1 having issues with running the game?

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a sunflower with huge tits and you help the bee king pollinate her

[wheat scroll]

Anyone with AMD is always having issues running the game

[south valve]

👀 👀 👀 👀

[gloomy tartan]

You then get to jump on her tits to bounce high

It’s peak gaming

[visual vortex]

Btw the tree has a bulge

[south valve]

What?

[jaunty path]

I can be left alone with this tree

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/conker-conker-live-%26-reloaded-the-king-sitting-on-the-throne-red-squirrel-gif-235586264678025026

[tawny hearth]

Lol it's been so long since Ive played that it's just like a big blank spot in my memory

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[modest flume]

Yeah the bee is cheating on his wife with her

[south valve]

Do not the tree

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the king bee cheating on the queen bee

[visual vortex]

Nor only does the tree have ass

[visual vortex]

It also has a penis

[gloomy tartan]

You get the bees to tickle the sunflower to open up

[modest flume]

You think "man that's just not cool", then you see the flower and you go oh well no wonder

[south valve]

Brawler's pet rock

[gloomy tartan]

You know doja cat dressed up as the sunflower?

[visual vortex]

I remember the drunk part

[gloomy tartan]

It was true to the gsme

I mean she had giant fake bazongaas

It was funny

[modest flume]

Can't forget the Omaha Beach landing

[gloomy tartan]

Hell yeah

[modest flume]

Fighting the.. Teddiez?

[gloomy tartan]

The multiplayer was way to good bro

For a fucking gsme like that

[south valve]

"I do so like a happy ship" - Rannick, referring to Hadron x Zorin

[gloomy tartan]

Had vehicles classes

[visual vortex]

😌

[south valve]

Emoji doing the iShowSpeed face

[visual vortex]

My third favorite emogi

[tawny hearth]

Every game having a weird split screen mode was such a part of that generation of games. Some of them would be waaaaay to good for the game and others would be laughable bad

[visual vortex]

Emoji

Fuck

[visual vortex]

My top one is

🔥

[tawny hearth]

My favorite emote is because it's the face I make irl when I say half the dumb stuff I say

[south valve]

👅

[wheat scroll]

Twisted metal ps 1 🤘

[potent sage]

my vet likes to psychologically shift to family guy

[gloomy tartan]

🛩️🏢🏢

[tawny hearth]

Actual days of my life spent playing that with friends

[potent sage]

certified glorpshittio pussy moment

[visual vortex]

Certified chudito moment🙏

[south valve]

[gloomy tartan]

🏢🦖 🏢

Look it’s like Godzilla

🔥

[visual vortex]

🦖🌵

Wait fuck

🌵 🦖

[gloomy tartan]

I got a idea

🥒🦖

Get it?

Monster hunter reference

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sorry my 👑

[visual vortex]

😂
🙏
👖

Small legs

Skinny jeans

[gloomy tartan]

Look like your bout to say “ BOI”

[south valve]

Can't afford shoes lmao

[midnight magnet]

What the warp is even going on...?

[gloomy tartan]

Community art theater

[midnight magnet]

Sigh. One of those hours I see...

[south valve]

Bow before me, mortal

[gloomy tartan]

🦍

[south valve]

Mmm

monkey

[gloomy tartan]

Wakanda forever

[visual vortex]

✈️
🗽

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I’m jealous that they ride rhinos

[visual vortex]

Lady liberty under a plane

[tawny hearth]

Which is every hour on the dt server

[gloomy tartan]

That’s tuff

[midnight magnet]

In a way. 😄

[gloomy tartan]

🗽 🦍 🦧

[visual vortex]

🦧
💰
💰 💰

Orangutam on mobkey stack

[gloomy tartan]

I did planet of the apes

Lmao

[tawny hearth]

Lock some people in a room and have them talk about Darktide for years and it's going to devolve into talks about the state of the world AND favorite emojis. It's just math

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

Look everyone there’s a hole

[visual vortex]

🦧 🕳️

Orangutan...

Watch out...

[tawny hearth]

Donkey Kong no

[gloomy tartan]

Came out the hole

[visual vortex]

🦧
🕳️

🕳️

[south valve]

NOO

[visual vortex]

NOOOO

[south valve]

NOOOOOOOOO

[visual vortex]

😱🙏🫩🫣🫣

😭

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[south valve]

🍈
🥱
🤤

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️ 🦔

Oh good no

[visual vortex]

So ic...

[tawny hearth]

The people will talk about the orangutan hole incident for generations

[visual vortex]

Tread lightly...

[gloomy tartan]

🦔
🕳️

🕳️

[visual vortex]

😭 🙏

This is so awful

[south valve]

Worse than Harambe??

[visual vortex]

All the stupid emojis are jumping down the hole

[gloomy tartan]

The hole demand sacrifices

Maybie the hole is their home

🕳️

[tawny hearth]

It's our generations haramabe

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 🕳️

Oh shit a rat came out

[visual vortex]

Ratatouille

🤑

[gloomy tartan]

🧀 🐀 🕳️

[south valve]

🕳️

[visual vortex]

This is lore...

[south valve]

Hey guys, there's money down there

[visual vortex]

🧲

[south valve]

you should jump down

[visual vortex]

🦘
🕳️

[south valve]

patches type shit

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 🕳️

[visual vortex]

Tabt's me going down

They dont have a fuy junping emohi

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit the rat brought us some Diamantine

He the homie fr

[visual vortex]

I am broke in the blue gatorade currency

[south valve]

🐟 🔫

[visual vortex]

Thx rat 🙏

[south valve]

OLLPHEIST WATCH OUT

[gloomy tartan]

💥 🕳️

[visual vortex]

🦆

[gloomy tartan]

NO THEY FUCKIN SHOT THE RAT

OH GOD NO

[visual vortex]

😞

[south valve]

[visual vortex]

🙏

[south valve]

Why is this in the server

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

[visual vortex]

Oh that's an official emoji wtf

[gloomy tartan]

Ogryn….ogryn don’t do it…

[ivory summit]

im a big fan of this one

[south valve]

🫃
👖

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

🕳️

NOOOOOO

[south valve]

NOOOOO

[visual vortex]

🧔 🙏

Fuck

Weong emoji

I meant to type sob not son

[south valve]

🦵

[gloomy tartan]

SOMEONE COVER THE HOLE FUCK

[midnight magnet]

...

I will not comment on that.

[gloomy tartan]

🦵 🕳️

[visual vortex]

🧽

[south valve]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🕳️

[tawny hearth]

Guys there's like a 50%chance I'll go crazy during this month without PC Internet and make am 8 hour long video essay on the Hyperion cantos (I'm rereading it again lol)

[south valve]

DRAGON WATCH OUT

[visual vortex]

🪵

[gloomy tartan]

🫃 🕳️

[south valve]

👒

[tawny hearth]

Ok but I want this as a cosmetic now

[gloomy tartan]

🙋‍♂️🚼
🕳️

🤷‍♂️🕳️

[south valve]

🚿
😭

[gloomy tartan]

🚗 🕳️

We just witnessed a crime yall

[gloomy tartan]

Tea time

[south valve]

🤤 🍒

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[tawny hearth]

Imagine being clutch carried by a tea time oggy with sundress and sandles and a nice hat on. The true grim dark experience

[green vector]

what in the fuck is going on

🤓

[tawny hearth]

Deepest lore

[south valve]

🤓 🔫

[green vector]

absolute freaks

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[patent grove]

U wot

[stuck crescent]

U wot?

[tawny hearth]

Don't worry trogdor was a man... Or maybe he was a dragon man

[patent grove]

Sumfin funny mate?

[patent grove]

Is he friends with Trevor the vampire?

[stuck crescent]

BUT HE WAS STILL TROOOGGGDOOORRR

[tawny hearth]

Fixed my message to match the song lol

[tawny hearth]

Trevor wishes (I don't know who this vampire is )

[hidden whale]

wtf happened here

[patent grove]

https://youtu.be/mUj88_aPNkg?si=B1c4DJNndPMxmmg4

Trevor

[timber elk]

Guys

Oh wait disappears and reappears riding on a kangaroo guys I got jelly beans!

[south valve]

🐑 🫘
🦘

[timber elk]

Hell yeah!

I love jelly beans

They are my favorite candy

[south valve]

Can I have

mmmmm

all of them?

[timber elk]

I have 6 bags :3

[timber elk]

toss a bag to him

[tawny hearth]

Oh god I forgot this one

[south valve]

Devours the entire bag

bag included

[timber elk]

The Lex wills it

[hazy kestrel]

Mmmm, plastic.

[tawny hearth]

Homestar runner was such a culture moment

[timber elk]

Oh!

I just had a banana flavored jelly bean

[green vector]

[timber elk]

Never had a banana flavored jelly bean before

I must write this done in the book of jelly bean lore

[green vector]

[timber elk]

As you can tell

I love jelly beans

[green vector]

Jelly beans are bussin

[timber elk]

It’s my favorite candy

[green vector]

I prefer jelly babies

[timber elk]

[south valve]

Makes me think of the ones on Johnny English that make you explode

[timber elk]

Johnny English!?

FUCK YEAH WHO NEEDS JAMES BOND🗣️🔥🔥❗️❗️

DUDES GOT BALLS OF STEEL

[south valve]

🔥 🔥

Those films were really good!

[timber elk]

My favorite Johnny English scene was when he picked the Aston Martin car

[south valve]

Made sense in context

[timber elk]

“A high tech villain won’t see us coming”

Though his rolls Royce phantom?

Hot

FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[south valve]

I remember when he goes through training to tank getting kicked in the balls

[cobalt lichen]

[timber elk]

A useful ability that paid off in the end

By kicking a henchman in the dick

[south valve]

[hidden whale]

theres jelly bean lore...?

[timber elk]

Always has been

[lime beacon]

Whats everyones favorite jelly bean flavor

[elder merlin]

@pale cove

[south valve]

Moth flavour

[cobalt lichen]

orange

[lime beacon]

I like the blue ones and marshmallow

[slow flume]

do maulers and armoured ragers fall under specialist or elites

[wheat scroll]

ass

[cobalt lichen]

they fall under annoying as fuck.

And I think also elites??

[slow flume]

true

[stark bobcat]

Elite

[lime beacon]

Washed or unwashed

[wheat scroll]

yes

[thick fog]

elites

[cobalt lichen]

fresh ass

[lime beacon]

Are you sure the Iron warriors pfp isnt supposed to be emperors children

[wheat scroll]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/enemies this might help , click on any of them for more detail

[thick fog]

The only speciliast enemies are the one that play audio cues when they spawn, soon to attack

[slow flume]

oh neat

[thick fog]

if you played or seen L4D2 gameplay

[green vector]

old stinky ass

[thick fog]

You will be familiar

[slow flume]

yeah i wanted to have anti fl4k and carapace for maulers and armoured ragers on my bone saw but i wanted crit rate as well so i went with elite dmg instead

i wrote fl4k fuckin bl3 muscle memory

brainrot

[toxic ermine]

.

[autumn bear]

when mod to remove trappers

[turbid vale]

i just got betrayed by a guy named horus, hit a barrel on a bridge and knocked 3 of us off and killed us (It was clearly an accident)

honestly idk why i didnt see it coming

[lethal solstice]

never

[thick fog]

Least obvious horus worshipper

[cobalt lichen]

HAHA

🫵 beastmaster user

[wheat scroll]

when fatshark fixes trappers shooting through walls

[cobalt lichen]

when

[timber elk]

Wait I thought shotgunners were elites?

[lethal solstice]

They are

[timber elk]

But they are as weak as a regular gunner?

[lethal solstice]

Gunners are also elites

[timber elk]

I mean it’s takes me 2 seconds to finish them before they can ever say

“IM COMING FOR YA🗣️🗣️❗️❗️🔥🔥”

Oh

[lethal solstice]

Yeah thats a certified power creep moment

[timber elk]

They are too!?

[lethal solstice]

if it appears in the killfeed its an elite or a special

[timber elk]

Ahhhhhhhhh

I just had the kill feed on because I like it when a bunch of stuff dies

It gets the dopamine going

[lethal solstice]

How did you not know what was considered an elite

[green vector]

malice player spotted 🫵 😂

[timber elk]

1. I’m a maelstrom/havoc player

2. I never really considered what was and what wasn’t an elite. I always thought “how hard can I hit this fucker back to the eye of terror”

[lime beacon]

Jam his mobility scooter and unplug his hearing aids

[autumn bear]

specialists are the things that can stun you + bombers

elites are everything else

[lethal solstice]

Also flamers

[timber elk]

Plus I also saw maulers and crushers as just chaos warriors from vermintide or black rat warriors

[lethal solstice]

and snipers

[timber elk]

Shotgunners never felt elite to me nor the scab and dreg gunners

Like an elite would be like a mauler or rager or a chaos warrior

Or a black rat

[lime beacon]

I kind of miss shotgunners staggering us

[timber elk]

Same

Now they just shout voice lines at us and are glorified meat shields for the lesser shooters

[lime beacon]

They dont really do much unless theres like 10 spread out in an open area

[tired inlet]

elites have better weapons; shotguns, gatling guns, etc.

they're still just men

[timber elk]

Even with 10 shotgunners spread out. They arent that much of a threat unless your just ignoring them

[autumn bear]

they need to put a hard cap on how many trappers the director can spawn

[lethal solstice]

There is one

[autumn bear]

having 2 behind a horde is just like ok i guess

[autumn bear]

needs to be 10x lower

[lethal solstice]

so 1 instead of 2

Got it

[autumn bear]

doing heresy for a penance and there was 12 on the really short train map

[tired inlet]

do I smell cocaine 'cuz this hab looks like a trap house

[green vector]

[lime beacon]

Ive been saying it for years, I think Trappers need full carapace armor coverage

they're too weak

[timber elk]

……

[green vector]

[autumn bear]

their healthbar is irrelevent

[lime beacon]

And sniper range, with x4 net speed

[autumn bear]

if they're on their own they just die

[lime beacon]

And the net gun needs magazines

[autumn bear]

its when their net decides that it can phase through the entire horde

[timber elk]

Or how sometimes the net gun goes through walls and bulwark shields

[autumn bear]

and its just like ok i guess

[lime beacon]

They always do that, theres no decision

[autumn bear]

what exactly did you get out of typing that out

you knew what i meant

[tired inlet]

20% chance the net gun actually fires a T-shirt at you that stuns you and changes your cosmetics randomly

[green vector]

mf woke up on the wrong side of the bed damn

[timber elk]

That would’ve been a cool April fools joke

[lime beacon]

Trapper nets should have a 5% chance of just killing you in real life

[autumn bear]

they do

i point a 20 capacity revolver to my head, spin it and pull the trigger every time

[timber elk]

Dark

[green vector]

how do you get netted so often

[lime beacon]

Man is using the chain revolver from Hunt

[green vector]

i get netted once every 10 games

[autumn bear]

its not that i get netted often it's that getting netted is 100x worse than any other thing

[timber elk]

I get netted every 3 games. Lucky skillful

[tired inlet]

netted through a wall while fighting a crusher

and then the oggy just takes his time

[autumn bear]

the game falls apart instantaneously whenever i get netted because they started removing the [bot] tag i guess

just frustrating when you lose to one net

[elder merlin]

Just built different

[autumn bear]

no other npc can just end the game instantly from behind a horde

[lime beacon]

My body is a machine that turns trapper nets into loss screens

[agile shuttle]

Why and how the fuck are people with auric storm survivor and clearances of 25+ joining my havoc 21 missions and dying faster than me

[autumn bear]

if any class had a talent to get up naturally from nets i would play that class and only that class

[hazy kestrel]

They cheesed the penance

Got carried through havoc

Simple as

[agile shuttle]

Deadass the last person alive every fucking time im playing

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc is uh, a bit of a mess nowadays.

[autumn bear]

i hate reviving everyone for the whole match and you get downed once or trapped once and they fumble the entire bag and lose the game 88% of the way through

[hazy kestrel]

Not like the old days of 1.0 Havoc

[agile shuttle]

And i was using martyr zealot and still had this issue before switching to melee psyker

[hazy kestrel]

Classic

[agile shuttle]

Sadness

[acoustic pebble]

Hey Hey People

Shark here

[hazy kestrel]

Hooray, you are now red

[autumn bear]

this game wouldnt be mixed reviews on steam if trappers didn't exist

[lime beacon]

"Everyone is worse than me"

tale as old as time

[acoustic pebble]

Apologies for being off, I have been busy building a barbarian boi

[agile shuttle]

What does that mean 😭

[autumn bear]

copying l4d because you cant design games is fine but l4d is 20 years old and some things did not age well

[hazy kestrel]

The humble disconnects and unknown errors*

[lime beacon]

L4D slander will not be tolerated

[hazy kestrel]

You are no longer grey

[autumn bear]

make eye contact and say trappers are good game design

[agile shuttle]

I mean, im not saying im not better? How an i the last one alive everytime

[green vector]

l4d sucks donkey ass

[acoustic pebble]

L4d2 is amazing tho

[hazy kestrel]

Uh

[lime beacon]

Im going to touch you

[hazy kestrel]

I SAW THAT

[green vector]

[lime beacon]

WRONG REPLY THE MESSAGE MOVED

[green vector]

bitch u wont

[lime beacon]

Ive got my finger on the screen rn

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

Boop!

[autumn bear]

it would at least go to mostly positive if the next patch removed trappers entirely

[acoustic pebble]

I like trappers tho

So much fun to kill

[grim spoke]

consider dodging

perhaps left

or maybe right

[green vector]

^

[autumn bear]

so you've never been netted in ur life got it

[green vector]

yeah loads of times

[hazy kestrel]

We just adapted pal

It happens

[green vector]

just not nearly enough to be this angry about it

[hazy kestrel]

HELLO AQUILA!

[misty trench]

trappers can be annoying but 9 times out of 10 when I get netted it's my fault

[green vector]

louder

pls

[lime beacon]

Hes not angry hes just bellyaching a little

[autumn bear]

its also your fault when you get hounded but it doesn't demand the entire teams attention and require proximity to fix

[grim spoke]

i cant tell if ur ragebaiting or mad that u lost ur malice game to a trapper

[misty trench]

I also tend to dodge into nets that weren't meant for me

[acoustic pebble]

I now must choose from my roulette wheel on how I should behave today

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[grim spoke]

yah this

[acoustic pebble]

Oh look, it's goblin time

[autumn bear]

i didnt even know malice was still in the game

[green vector]

when i get netted its cause i dodged into rubble or a fuckin wall i didnt see

[acoustic pebble]

Don't play a game with me

[green vector]

[autumn bear]

but yeah trappers having nets go through hoards is totally a decision that many people agree w right, you can dodge it so its good game design 👍

[green vector]

if nets couldnt go thru hordes trappers would be useless

[hazy kestrel]

We don’t agree with it, but we deal with it because it’ll never get fixed.

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

It is what it is.

[autumn bear]

guy above you disagrees

[unkempt iron]

Dont mind unit collision then

and getting drowned in 5 billion poxwalkers

[lime beacon]

Realistically if trapper nets couldnt go through some objects they would be utterly useless

[autumn bear]

maybe if trappers were like taller so you can dome them with a hoard in front

[lime beacon]

mmmmmmMMmm

7 foot tall trapper

[unkempt iron]

Waiter Waiter!!! more tall women

[autumn bear]

hell yea

[hazy kestrel]

LOUDER! HE CAN’T HEAR YOU!

[green vector]

i wanna trapper to tie my ass up ngl

[grim spoke]

i dont really mind it, i would like the addition of a cleave limit to prevent them from going through specifically ogryns and bosses, but hordes are fine

[autumn bear]

i guarantee if i mentioned ogryns first then you would've disagreed since it strokes your ego to be reductive when people have issues

[grim spoke]

no i wouldve just said that ogryns are the only real exception

but otherwise trappers are well designed in their sound cues and dodge timings

[autumn bear]

if u say so

[hazy kestrel]

Chill out pal. We all get clowned on by trappers from time to time. It’s not the end of the world like you think it is.

[autumn bear]

its not, i just see through virtue signalling

[hazy kestrel]

What is a game without a loss from time to time.

[hazy kestrel]

What virtue signaling? lmao

[lime beacon]

Mom and dad are fighting again

[unkempt iron]

They need to be louder, imo

[acoustic pebble]

This one: Hey Hey People

[unkempt iron]

Their ques get lost quite easily

[fading otter]

Trapper malding?🍿

[autumn bear]

you look at "all you have to do is dodge" and think it isn't an attempt to say something very agreeable to sound good?

[hazy kestrel]

But it’s true

[cosmic lynx]

but how is that virtue signaling

[lime beacon]

Sseth here

[hazy kestrel]

Same with being a bit more aware

[autumn bear]

which is what makes it virtue signalling

[acoustic pebble]

Shark here

[autumn bear]

you dont have to say something so obvious unless you want people to agree with something obviously agreeable

[hazy kestrel]

Mandy didn’t take his meds again…

[acoustic pebble]

I'm stealing it and using it to create PTSD

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[acoustic pebble]

It's working so far

[green vector]

mf about to blow his shit clean off over trappers

goddamn

[cosmic lynx]

i fear you may not know what virtue signaling means

[grim spoke]

i was being inflammatory because its funny

[autumn bear]

why do people see the smallest amount of adversity and assume anger

[acoustic pebble]

Billy is better than Mandy

[grim spoke]

but i geniunely think trappers are well designed, and while i would like some small tweaks

[autumn bear]

i disagree with you, you couldn't make me feel an emotion if you tried

[grim spoke]

overall they are fine

LMFAO

ur funny

[autumn bear]

not you

[grim spoke]

yah i know

im swag

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry, it won't need to be emotion you can feel

[stark bobcat]

Who wants to play CS2 office with me?

happy easter

[acoustic pebble]

I have a slight tendency to allow my scientific interests take hold

[green vector]

rather blow my shit clean off

[acoustic pebble]

And it's never for good

And I never intend it to be

[summer stump]

Anyone having crashing issues when they try to load the game? Im not running mods and it just keeps crashing

[lime beacon]

No

[autumn bear]

sometimes expeditions crash for me but not often

[patent grove]

Cs2 office

What year is it!?

[grim spoke]

because everything u were saying read as very angry

[lime beacon]

If someone lists 1 more jelly bean flavor Im going to blow my shi smooth off

[green vector]

oh yeah its smooth init not clean

[grim spoke]

grass

[green vector]

mb my fellow yanks

[autumn bear]

so angry over darktide rn

[patent grove]

I'd eat grass infused jelly beans

[gloomy tartan]

🕳️

Oh shit the holes back guys

🐀 🕳️ 🐀

Rats are coming out of the hole

[grim spoke]

who

me?

or you

[patent grove]

Oh shit

We better close that

[autumn bear]

me im completely seething over warhammer: 40,000 Darktide Beyond the Hive at this moment

[patent grove]

👉 🕳️ 👈

[grim spoke]

u should take a break

and play

uhm,,,

[autumn bear]

i am kidding

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 🕳️ 🐀 🐀 🐀

[grim spoke]

idk,,

[cosmic lynx]

my little kitty island adventure

[gloomy tartan]

The rats are eating people now

[grim spoke]

i also do that

[gloomy tartan]

And multiplying

[autumn bear]

you do give skaven vibes

[lime beacon]

Everyone start grabbing them off the ground and bite the heads off

[jaunty path]

How do people not know left from right

[gloomy tartan]

Oh shit missus came out of the hole

[patent grove]

Are we in the Moscow metro system

[gloomy tartan]

I have this argument with my mom

[jaunty path]

Its easy as fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Like your right is the hand you write with

Left is the OTHER ONE

[jaunty path]

What hand do you- Yeah

[lime beacon]

I flip a coin every time and just rely on context clues to see if I need to swap

[green vector]

what

say iyt

[jaunty path]

What hand is your dominant hand for writing

[gloomy tartan]

🐀 🕳️ 🐀 🕳️

[autumn bear]

if they add robot person class to this game it will quadrouple in players

[brazen pelican]

My mouth.

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[gloomy tartan]

Oh god the rats are digging new holes

[hidden whale]

meowdy

[green vector]

u were boutta say what hand you jork it crazy style with

[grim spoke]

i actually give elspeth vibes

because i am literally her

[autumn bear]

idk who they are but i am fairly sure they go outside

[hidden whale]

who

[jaunty path]

For example my left hand is what I write with

[autumn bear]

could be wrong

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Offhand or primary jorkin

[green vector]

dommy mommy elspeth

[hazy kestrel]

Lefty gang

[jaunty path]

So anything on my left hands side is left

And vice versa

[gloomy tartan]

If your left handed that means your evil

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

[jaunty path]

You can also just imagine the letter L in your mind

[gloomy tartan]

The letter L is a corner

[jaunty path]

Or imagine left and right

Like the words left and right

[gloomy tartan]

You can also imagine big fat asses

Or dinosaurs

Or rainbows

[jaunty path]

I already do that enough

[gloomy tartan]

You imagine dinosaurs?

[hazy kestrel]

Thunder thighs too

[gloomy tartan]

Hey if you went back in time and got hitler on fent

Is that evil?

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[gloomy tartan]

What about genghis khan

[hazy kestrel]

Probably

[green vector]

gengussy

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

[gloomy tartan]

Welp

[autumn bear]

anyone up conquering they gengis rn

[jaunty path]

Need to think of something new to do

I did my reading for today

Now what. Hm.

[gloomy tartan]

Did you roll around

[hazy kestrel]

Play Total War Warhammer 3

[formal mortar]

Learn a dance

[green vector]

who up mongolling they plains rn

[gloomy tartan]

Rolling is fun

[jaunty path]

Don't got the game

[patent grove]

21st century vibes: chatgpt, which hand is my left hand?

[jaunty path]

I do have dow1

[hazy kestrel]

You make me sad Missus

[jaunty path]

Which I am almost done with

[gloomy tartan]

Goofy surfs goofy style

Left lef instead of right

[jaunty path]

I wonder how hard the game becomes in higher difficulties...

[grim spoke]

shes an amethyst wizard from warhammer fantasy

[patent grove]

The wh40k battle sector game was pretty fun, blood angels vs tyranids

[autumn bear]

im in a warhammer fantasy campaign playing a silly noble

[gloomy tartan]

Yo

Fantasy races are wierd chuds

You either live as long as a dog

Or you live to a billion

[autumn bear]

in warhammer fantasy the wealth divide is real

[gloomy tartan]

And your a creep

[autumn bear]

the other characters have like 12 pennies and im over here with like 8 gold which is like 1,000 pennies or something

[gloomy tartan]

Either your like dead by 40 of old age of your Leonardo Decaprio

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a gorilla in plate armor during the medieval times

[autumn bear]

why

[gloomy tartan]

Why it has armor ?

Why it’s in medieval Europe?

Or why the idea?

[autumn bear]

why the idea

[gloomy tartan]

Because it’s cool is the answer

You can’t argue that, it’s a fact

[glacial shoal]

hi hope yall are doing good

[green vector]

dwarf

[acoustic pebble]

I AM NOT THE CROCADILES ARE GETTING CLOSER!!!

[glacial shoal]

heorthu

[acoustic pebble]

Also hello

[glacial shoal]

wazzap jakka

[acoustic pebble]

I am currently deciding which loincloth to give my barbarian

No pants, obviously

[supple widget]

Hii

[green vector]

100 points from finishing penance track

[glacial shoal]

big

[acoustic pebble]

Hello Mr spooky

[supple widget]

Close enough hi sewer scrum jakka

[acoustic pebble]

I am your resident Hive Scum

[brazen pelican]

Those are alligators. 🤓 👆

[acoustic pebble]

If you need drugs or someone STABBED I'm your man

[glacial shoal]

when do I go to bed if I should be up around like 12 hours from now yall think

[acoustic pebble]

WHY DID YOU RELEASE THEM?!?

[brazen pelican]

Funny prank.

[acoustic pebble]

-.-

[hazy kestrel]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US!

[acoustic pebble]

It was pretty funny

Now c'mere

I have a new stimm to test out

[green vector]

I NEED THOSE MF BLUE PANTS

[acoustic pebble]

Which ones?

Tread Lightlies??

Of the Hive Scum?!

[green vector]

ones u get at the end of penance track

[glacial jewel]

peak

[glacial shoal]

debating it but I struggle going to bed super early lol

[acoustic pebble]

Oh. Eat kneepads

[acoustic pebble]

You're a dwarf. You HAVE to play

You have grudges to fulfill

[hazy kestrel]

But I don’t like the taste of kneepads… :(

[acoustic pebble]

You get elbowpads!!

I get your armpits

Also I ship Hadron and that Tithe-Rat

That senior arby

Forgot his mame

[hazy kestrel]

Zorin

High Marshall

I think

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah that one

I wanna stab him

But Dukane is first

I feel like I'll do everyone a favor offing her

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll do my ears a favor

[acoustic pebble]

Yeah, useless Commy Sar

[modest flume]

The fifty thirrrrrrrrrrrDA is in your debTt

[hazy kestrel]

God, I hate her shitty accent so much

[acoustic pebble]

The Fifty Turds can Suckondeez

[hazy kestrel]

Little known fact: I stopped playing havoc so I wouldn’t have to hear her voice every time I walked by there.

[modest flume]

Suckondeez? Is that some kinda Underhive thing?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

Funniest shit you've ever seen

[modest flume]

You can hear my voice instead

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t remember what you sound like lmao. I only remember laughing like a gremlin during that one Mortis match a long while back.

[acoustic pebble]

Also, I can't wait to MURDER the fifty turds in the future

They're no doubt Slaanesh infected

I was gonna murder them anyway, but now they just made it easier

[green vector]

its where the 53rd is from

sugondese

[lost bone]

What is the most popular difficulty?

[acoustic pebble]

Heresy

[patent grove]

Ligma?

[light nymph]

there's folk out here playing this game getting mad at players who just shoot at the enemies consistently

running around doing some quickplays and some arby player was getting really pissed at a hive scum running desperado shotgun the WHOLE match

like talking about kill padding and shit like i think he just likes clicking on enemies

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

Kill padding

[nocturne bloom]

Darktide players try not to whine as much as league players challenge (impossible)

[light nymph]

it was nuts he was stealing ammo and wasting medicae charges to try and starve the player

it was so weird

[hazy kestrel]

Some people are just strange

[lost bone]

Not a lot of people play on the higher difficulties?

[hazy kestrel]

Plenty of people do.

Heresy is just a good training ground for new players

With all the good and bad that entails

[modest flume]

It was both of us

[floral ermine]

nah kill padding can be an issue

some people progress too slow cause they kill random trash

if you're done with a wave/event just move bro lol

[hazy kestrel]

If they die, they die.

[patent grove]

I play heresy cause I'm still bad at the game

[floral ermine]

building a bad habit of taking forever will just get u overrun the higher u go

[brazen pelican]

Heresy is nice for just vibing. :>

[hazy kestrel]

That too

[acoustic pebble]

I mainly play it for stress relief

[icy orbit]

Has anyone here played Ashes 2063? If not go play it right now and don't use the "it looks too retro" like my Uncle did.

[modest flume]

Nothing wrong with that, climb the ladder at your own pace

[acoustic pebble]

Offer the right amount of challenge and satisfaction

[modest flume]

Heresy is like Hazard 4 in DRG pretty much

[icy orbit]

That's it I was a heresy player for ages. Got dragged along to Havoc 40 at that time with countless deaths it hardens you up eventually.

[floral ermine]

auric is the sweet spot for fun and challenge (if the team is bad)

everything below is too boring, high havoc is too cancer

[modest flume]

It's a massive jump from 3 to 4, and that's when people lock in (or try to) because they realize "oh shit I actually have to understand what I'm doing now"

[floral ermine]

just make a diff where it's basically havoc 30 without havoc cancer

[icy orbit]

Lol havoc cancer is a thing now it's expeditions as well.

[hazy kestrel]

Monstrosity spam maelstroms, my beloved.

[icy orbit]

People lose there minds, then I never see them again 💀

[hazy kestrel]

No shame in grinding out all the penances for that in malice. I value my peace of mind lmao

[floral ermine]

boss malestroms and scab melee ones are the best

[icy orbit]

Same lol I do that too

[modest flume]

Speaking of

I haven't seen a CIVI in a while

The few times I look at the board I just see tox bomber or burster spam

[hazy kestrel]

The dreaded JIIIIV

I hate the pox gas ones man

So annoying

[brazen pelican]

Now do pox gas with Scum, so you can't even capitalize on the extra med stimms.

[modest flume]

I genuinely liked the pox gas event we had a little while back

Why? The stimms made it easy

[hazy kestrel]

I did not. I hate pox gas on principle.

Green gas bad

[modest flume]

Generally I do too

[hazy kestrel]

Obscures my vision, therefore bad.

[modest flume]

But when you have all the stimms and can pop them like candy, then it mitigates the bad

[misty parrot]

jesus christ, the train mission sucks

[modest flume]

oh no a boss

[hazy kestrel]

I, too, hate Dukane’s voice.

[modest flume]

Boss, meet concentration/damage stimm

[misty parrot]

its not even that. its the mission itself

[hazy kestrel]

The humble shroudfield user:

[brazen pelican]

Throw her into TON 618.

[hazy kestrel]

Dukane makes it worse imo

[graceful hamlet]

Train mission is fun. Just one massive hallway of enemies to beat up

[marsh iris]

imagine her smell