general-chat

[south valve]

Whenever my cats yawn I yawn at them back in the same really exaggerated way

I don't remember why

[modest flume]

Yeah? Well comprehend this

[feral vessel]

hah.

funny.

i laughed more at 'face the wall' jokes

[somber stream]

Yawns are infectious. This is known

[modest flume]

Don't blame me for your poor sense of humor

[dire kayak]

wheres that coming from?

[feral vessel]

fuck you mean where that is coming from

id call you stupid but you're the purest thing left in this server

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

the random aggression

or am i just being paranoid again

[modest flume]

Nah he does seem oddly aggressive

Maybe he's in heat

[feral vessel]

plant

cannot go into heat

just fyi

[south valve]

Maybe he's in cold

[somber stream]

Some plant spread their seed everywhere

[tired steeple]

You don’t know that

[modest flume]

We gotta get him some blankets

[tired steeple]

Maybe i fuck plants

[feral vessel]

excuse me?

[green vector]

i must be a plant then

[dire kayak]

i dont know what to think anymore

[somber stream]

Based ngl

I always wanted to photosynthesize

[south valve]

I would be a cactus if I was a plan

t

[feral vessel]

photosynthesis is really nice actually

[somber stream]

No food = no ordour

[tired steeple]

Hm?

[somber stream]

Sun power ftw

[south valve]

Is solar power the answer?

[feral vessel]

how many novabeast edits can i find in one vrchat server

take your bets

[south valve]

4

[somber stream]

Nuclear

[feral vessel]

FOUR OF THE-

[somber stream]

But petrodollar folks don't like that very much

[feral vessel]

what is generally agreed upon as a 'big butt' and a 'huge butt' resp.

[south valve]

I thought we didn't like nuclear after the Chernobyl thing

[somber stream]

Look at France

Right

[south valve]

Ew no

[feral vessel]

that's what we call gross negligence

[somber stream]

Chernobyl was a man-made disaster

[feral vessel]

by the infallible soviet government

[south valve]

Fair

[feral vessel]

"we never did anything wrong" -gorbachev or someone idk

[south valve]

I've always thought Gorbachev looked like Bill Murray

[dire kayak]

if it makes me jealous then its huge, if it makes me sad then its big

[somber stream]

Also i think the question should be

Which is a butt

And which is Ass

[feral vessel]

they are the same thing

[somber stream]

Nah

[feral vessel]

one is used by children and the other by MEN.

for example

boys have butts, femboys have asses

simple as

[south valve]

What about men who aren't femboys?

[somber stream]

Are females devoid of bottoms then?

[feral vessel]

same method.

girls have butts and uh..

[somber stream]

ASS

[feral vessel]

what is the objectively best variation of the female gender /j

[south valve]

This seems like a bit of a flawed system

[feral vessel]

oh right

TOMBOYS have asses

and milfs too i guess

[south valve]

Goth mommies

[feral vessel]

we should really start a seperate channel for this serious philosophy

[somber stream]

You see

[south valve]

I think Plato covered this actually

[somber stream]

We have cute butt

And Nice Ass

[dire kayak]

this mood swing has lasted 2 days now

[somber stream]

Ever heard of Nice butt or cute ass?

[dire kayak]

i might be cooked

[feral vessel]

true dat

[south valve]

But what do we call one that isn't cute or nice?

[feral vessel]

flat.

saggy.

[south valve]

A flat what though?

[somber stream]

Butt is the normal classification in this case

[feral vessel]

flat glutes

[somber stream]

Now an absolute unit?

[south valve]

A flat butt, okay

[feral vessel]

flat buttocks

[south valve]

or glutes

[feral vessel]

actually

'rear'

[south valve]

or buttocks

[feral vessel]

is the gramatically correct

[south valve]

or rear

[dire kayak]

i find flat people cute though

[feral vessel]

fair

then they have a cute flat butt

[south valve]

What if it's cute and nice?

Is it a bass?

🐟

[feral vessel]

hmm.....

a cute nice pair of cheeks..

cute nice cheeks.

cake.

actually

[south valve]

Cake is good

We will call this field of study assimology

[feral vessel]

YES
YES
YES
IT WORKS

[green vector]

Mf caked up

[feral vessel]

OBLIVION LOST WORKS

[somber stream]

Basic sticker btw

[dire kayak]

oouugghhh

[south valve]

Where's that one with the elephant hanging?

[dire kayak]

the huh

[south valve]

There's one out there

of this guy hanging

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[lilac crag]

deserved

[south valve]

It was a mandated edict

[delicate vapor]

Instagram showing me a lot of femboys on my feed

[south valve]

[delicate vapor]

On my FYP oh deer

I saw only one post and it’s everywhere

[south valve]

It's trying to tell you something...

[dire kayak]

i filtered out all the femboys on my fyp

now it's just 40k drawings, miniatures and vocaloid

[tawdry edge]

why did you filtered out peak

[dire kayak]

i don't like seeing femboys

they make me sad and self-loathing

especially since ive had bad experiences with every femboy ive gotten close with in the past

[tawdry edge]

ah that makes sense

hope you eventually overcome those problems goobs

[tired sail]

Instert that one Donald glover walking in on a fire meme

[south valve]

Jumpscare

[somber stream]

Is that from the Pizza game

Why is there a scene like that

[modest flume]

There isn't

[south valve]

Send more ass

[somber stream]

I'm afraid to inquire what kind of media you've been consuming

Ignorance is bliss after all

[dire kayak]

my new favourite sticker

gives pjsk story readers a ptsd response

[tired steeple]

The blood of martyrs is the seed of the imperium

[dire kayak]

details details my dear orgustine

[south valve]

Oh you have a waspish tongue, orgustine

[delicate vapor]

[languid grotto]

One of my customers gave me a lottery ticket [unscratched] How nice :)

[somber stream]

Stop punching my pancreas bro

Also Yogurt, olive oil and nuts are good for your liver

Don't go mixing them for maximum effect though

Doesn't taste very well

[whole glade]

the lion concerns himself with GW shafting the Dark Angels and not giving us our own infantry squads

[keen hornet]

holy fucking shit since when could you buy 4k aquilas for 5 bucks

oh my god i know what im doing with my lunch money

does the offer expire?

if only there were more cosmetics for scum and arby..

[modest flume]

One time deal

[dire kayak]

it should be an international war crime for salamanders to have only 4 kits

[stuck crescent]

Know what we really need?

More imperial fists

(And less krieg)

[south valve]

More Emperor's Children

[somber stream]

If the stars allign then we should get Skiitari and Dark Heresy this june

[tired steeple]

Penis

[midnight magnet]

Maybe.

[south valve]

WHERE??

[somber stream]

Maybenis

[languid hazel]

-# Know what we really need? Less space marine slop.

[south valve]

👆 👆 👆

[languid hazel]

-# I want a game where you play as a squad of basic bitch guardsmen on a dying world just trying to survive and complete their mission as they’re picked off one by one

-# Imagine the space marine 2 campaign but you’re one of the guardsmen instead. Much cooler game.

[somber stream]

So.... Darktide?

[south valve]

I mean, darktide is a warband

[manic mesa]

Do you think a Tech Priest is a viable class for Darktide?

[languid hazel]

-# No. not like darktide. I mean a big grand battles type of thing. Think like old school CoD before it became trash, mixed with wh40k

[somber stream]

We’ll soon find out

CoD is very much linear

I think you meant Arma or Squad scale

[languid hazel]

-# yeah, just a campaign style like cod. What is hard to understand? Stop being semantic lol

-# there’s already a 40k conversion mod for arma

[somber stream]

We had a Battlefield but 40k talk here some months back

Good idea, big investment

GW would never

[languid hazel]

-# that would be great too

[south valve]

I think a 40k horror game would be cool

resident evil style

[somber stream]

Would have to be guard vs traitor though. Else it’d be a balancing disaster like Eternal crusade

[languid hazel]

-# 40k horror game like Alien Isolation style or…?

[tired sail]

Hmm

I mean

Surviving a world eater would be fucking terrifying

[south valve]

I've never played it, but I guess so

[somber stream]

40k mario kart

[languid hazel]

-# alien isolation but it’s a tyranid and drukhari

[south valve]

like you're just a regular human against a cult or something

[south valve]

Wasn't there one like that with orks?

[languid hazel]

-# correctus

[somber stream]

Oh shit there is?

[south valve]

Speed Freeks I think

[midnight magnet]

Oh yea, that is good one. Ork Racing.

Mixed with Twisted Metal.

I need to get that game. 😄

[somber stream]

Lol same

Thanks for the recc Paint

P-man

[languid hazel]

-# I wish GW wasn’t such a profit driven company

-# Their entire thing is doing stuff purely to be as profitable as possible, not as smart as possible

[midnight magnet]

As I said it yesterday.

GW is only company that manages to spit in the face of their fans, and we still come back for more.

Crap company, awesome IP.

[unkempt iron]

I think a modern Battlefront style game would be perfect for 40k

[loud crag]

what four kits? He'stan, Adrax... that one Deathwatch Terminator dude?

[unkempt iron]

Hell, slap a 40K skin on SWBF2 2017, i'd gobble that shit up like its hot stew

[keen moon]

Pvp yucky

Make 40k pve EXCLUSIVE

[midnight magnet]

I'm all for PvE games.

[unkempt iron]

Im all for PvE too but people have been asking for a Battlefield/front style 40k game for a while

[somber stream]

Why not both

PVP with PvE coop mode

I want to drive a leman in first person

[sweet epoch]

Battlefield and dice, destiny and bungie

[wicked sandal]

i think getting a felinid class would be pretty cool

[limpid vigil]

epic games with fornite save the world a while back

also gearbox and borderlands

[limpid vigil]

I hope we get a class that has a support playstyle with buffs

not sure what but it would be cool

[sweet epoch]

they'd first have to decide on what felinids are and look like

[wicked sandal]

theres already cannonized minis

[limpid vigil]

imagine it's just yarrick with cat ears

[sweet epoch]

where? cuz i can't find any

[wicked sandal]

ill find em after this match

[modest flume]

Activision, etc.

Pretty much everyone

Why does it work? Because it's shiny

Arguably even Arrowhead with HD2

and most if not all Swedish devs

[tired steeple]

There should be a 40k game developed by activision with lootboxes and skins (:

[midnight magnet]

I still say we only need Orktide.
Darktide but with Orks, and that would be damn great game. 😄

[modest flume]

I 100% agree with this

[modest flume]

@tawny hearth does too

It would be genuinely awesome

Backs to the wall guns blazing just for the love of the game, as Orks do

[molten charm]

Except it's 4 orks exchanging whimsical banter while cutting through 2000 guardsmen

[midnight magnet]

Or anything really.

[modest flume]

Or Nids, or Daemons, etc

[midnight magnet]

Orks are there to fight and have good time, that is all that matters to them.

[modest flume]

No existential dread either, they're doing it just because it's fun

bingo

[midnight magnet]

And they are only actually happy faction in 40k. 😄

Imagine the gun customization. 😄

Or cosmetics.

[modest flume]

Back 4 Blood but actually good?

Ooo or like that new game, Toxic Commando

[balmy pond]

ahem bethesda game studios

[midnight magnet]

They are something different.

[balmy pond]

both sit on their IPs well GW a bit less

[languid hazel]

-# Bethesda released the teaser for elder scrolls 6 over ten years ago fyi :3

-# they haven’t done jack shit with their ip’s

[sweet epoch]

What if there was an MMOFPS game with like, guardsman and orks and eldar and chaos, and orks were free to play but everyone else was paid. Maybe we could call it a free to waaagh model

It's such a shame nobody attempted this before

[midnight magnet]

That is exactly what we need...

A Total War model.

Where you need 300+ euros for all the factions.

And dlc's.

[balmy pond]

its gonna be like 3 years at least before Elder scrolls 6
god knows the next fallout
maybe??? a remaster this year?
genuinely so much potential for both but god forbid a different company does fallout again

[unkempt iron]

There was a mod 40k for Squad

The plug got pulled on it due a C&D order from GW

[midnight magnet]

Exactly.

They go out of their way to stomp anything fan made.

How many content creators quit doing anything about Warhammer for that reason alone?

[thin wagon]

Monetizable fun detected, exterminatus order delivered

How dare anyone enjoy the Warhammer franchise without paying

[midnight magnet]

Also, from what I heard and read, if you decide to cover anything about Warhammer, GW products in general, that is all you can do lately.
You can't cover any other tabletop system or anything related.

Or GW comes running to hang you.

[unkempt iron]

Tell that to me buying shit from Chinese recasters and 3rd party proxies

And Wahapedia

Never spent a single dime more on GW products than i had to

Never will

[midnight magnet]

Wahapedia is prime example of people doing better job than GW. 😄

[unkempt iron]

If they treat us like shit, then they shouldnt be surprised when we go out of our way to be treated better

[unkempt iron]

Russians and their autistic levels of love for warhammer

[thin wagon]

TTRPGS getting really popular have made monsters out of companies. In GW's case they just become more tyrannical the more popular their product becomes.

[midnight magnet]

Indeed, they love it.

[thin wagon]

Even WotC went on a bender after Crit Role made D&d popular

[stuck wasp]

TTRPG companies weren't angels before they became popular 💀

[thin wagon]

Oh I know just the spotlight has allowed them more power.

[midnight magnet]

They were not, but wargaming, cards and what not were nieche hobbies.

[thin wagon]

Exactly that

[unkempt iron]

I keep saying it

I liked it better when warhammer was niche

Or niche enough

[midnight magnet]

With increase of popularity their companies gone insane, classic example of term: when fame goes to your head.

[unkempt iron]

I mean sure, GW is a company on the stock market

[thin wagon]

The only good thing about Warhammer becoming more popular is now less of the overall fanbase hate AoS

Granted still a majority

But less so

[midnight magnet]

I like AoS, really.

[thin wagon]

Same.

[unkempt iron]

Their obligations are to the shareholders first

[midnight magnet]

Models are amazing.

I have Skaven army for AoS.

[unkempt iron]

When they were small enough, they had to listen to the fans

[thin wagon]

I have a fun ttrpg system called Soulbound. Amazing aos theme

[unkempt iron]

I dont like it, but i dont mind it

[thin wagon]

An amazing outlook sir

Genuinely

[unkempt iron]

I'd rather shit on 8th ed onwards 40k and Primaris

Yeah yeah, i am a grognard, doesnt excuse Phil Kelly murdering the setting since

[thin wagon]

I'm just a big fantasy buff. Sci-fi is cool but less so to me

LotR over Dune and that bizz

[unkempt iron]

My first forte into Warhammer was total war

[thin wagon]

Both are amazing nonetheless

[unkempt iron]

I was really disheartened when i found out that WHFB got canned

And i didnt like AoS, it didnt have the grit of WHFB

[thin wagon]

Dude I was sad when WH EC shut down

That was genuinely so fun

[unkempt iron]

And everyone agrees the lore was either nonexistent or shit

Atleast in the first 2 edish's

I wont judge people for liking it, not my cup of tea still. Its too high fantasy for the sake of it

Which is why its getting its own mini end times now

I just found the concept of these 8 worlds and the largeness for the sake of it unsensible

[midnight magnet]

The Warhammer, now known as Old World, started as ripoff of LotR.

[unkempt iron]

There was a fuckass massive battles all the time and like... Cool?

[midnight magnet]

40k came much later.

[unkempt iron]

And 40k is a bastard lovechild of Dune and Starship Troopers

[thin wagon]

If you are a fan of D&D but want a good Warhammer theme I highly recommend cubicle 7's maledictum or soulbound books. For either 40k or AoS

[unkempt iron]

I love their WHFB rpg

[midnight magnet]

And boy, oh boy, you people need to look up those lore and informations. 😄

[unkempt iron]

I look onto WHFB as a meme version of our real world

[midnight magnet]

Space Marines were more or less Judge Dreads.

[unkempt iron]

Which it really is

[midnight magnet]

A police force.

[unkempt iron]

Just with magic, dragons and ratmen

[unkempt iron]

The Arbites were literally written in by the creator of judge dredd

Lol

[midnight magnet]

The lore now, and 30 years ago have only names in common. 🙂

And even those are changed in some cases.

[unkempt iron]

Rogue Trader and 40k are 2 diffrent things

Just like pre 4th edish WHFB and post 4TH

You can even make an argument that 4th ed WHFB is diffrent to 5th ed WHFB too

[midnight magnet]

They change it a lot.

And all the time.

Even the whole chaos about female Custodes.

[unkempt iron]

Arent they trying to rub it under the rug now?

After the stock price incident and the boxes bombing magically?

[midnight magnet]

No, go check new models, they all have female heads without helmets. 😄

[thin wagon]

Tis why I like AoS. Female Stormcast are fine. No controversy outside of general dislike

[unkempt iron]

Yeah ik the box has them

[midnight magnet]

They just announced new models for Custodes in HH, and man...

[thin wagon]

Also Orks are just as enjoyable imo

[unkempt iron]

But i saw reports that the boxes sold so terribly that GW isnt even sending the new HH custard boxes to stores

I think their big relase box still hasnt run out yet neither

Which is a shocker given how little of something GW makes at a time

[unkempt iron]

Im just gonna preface and say that it was a mistake

I stated this above earlier today: I hate nazis and wokies in equal measure

[midnight magnet]

It's a good thing they still come with helms. 😄

[unkempt iron]

Wherever they go, it eventually turns into a political shitshow

I am here to suspend my beliefs and enjoy my little toy soldiers

[midnight magnet]

How they said: Modern audience.

[unkempt iron]

Yeah

[thin wagon]

Wdym by this. I think there may be confusion.

Well I sure am at least

[unkempt iron]

I mean, i get called a chud for saying that the lore was set in stone and not everything needs representation

[unkempt iron]

Female Custodes

[unkempt iron]

Dont get me started on that animation neither

[thin wagon]

Oh sorry I was referring to Stormcast from the fantasy variant my bad.

[woven sigil]

Obligatory "chud" comment

[unkempt iron]

It was so on the nose i literally couldnt finish it

[midnight magnet]

Games for everybody are games for nobody. You have to make them in that way.

[unkempt iron]

This 👆

[midnight magnet]

As soon you start doing it for certain people... That is all you get.

[unkempt iron]

Not every setting has to look like DnD or modern California

[thin wagon]

I don't mind appealing to a fanbase but like do it right. SoB are amazing and have good lore. Focus on that

[unkempt iron]

You cant even say that without getting cancelled now

[midnight magnet]

It's a good thing that I care none for that.

[unkempt iron]

There were female custodes. They are called the Sisters of Silence

[unkempt iron]

I am careful with my wording. Ynk when you might get flagged

[midnight magnet]

This.

[thin wagon]

Those too! No need to mix or muddle.

[unkempt iron]

If i was GW. Id fold both into a faction called the Talons of the Emperor

And make it so that the SoS had better representation other than getting shat on

[thin wagon]

I'm generally more the AoS fan so I cant say much else.

[unkempt iron]

We like this setting because it is fucked up and enjoy reading it

You dont like it and want to change it

[midnight magnet]

I like AoS since I can play with insane rat people that want to blow up everything. 😄

[unkempt iron]

And i am the bad one for telling you to go away?

[thin wagon]

Skaven hell yeah!

[unkempt iron]

I have a slaves to darkness spearhead

Luv me chaos

[thin wagon]

I enjoy both the Ork and Seraphon.

[unkempt iron]

The reason i dont really enjoy AoS is because its too much herohammer for my tastes

[midnight magnet]

But hey, each to their own, really.

[thin wagon]

Herohammer? I'm not familiar

[midnight magnet]

People like and dislike different things. And I respect that.
As long you respect my way I will respect yours as well.

[unkempt iron]

I rememeber getting banned from 40ks reddit server for saying "Allright, chuds get 40k. Wokies get AoS, everyone can be happy that way"

[thin wagon]

If you mean less dark and gritty I mean there is plenty of that

[unkempt iron]

Literally each to their own lol

[midnight magnet]

And there are people like me who like everything. 😄

[unkempt iron]

I dont mind AoS being progressive

It was always that

40k is apathy made setting

[midnight magnet]

I mean, I really like Warhammer as idea, models, games. I like settings, character, most of them at least.

[unkempt iron]

Ofcourse it is supposed to be fucked up

Either like it or beat it

We like it because its fucked up

[midnight magnet]

And I like how they are all bad, more or less they are all bad. EVen in AoS.

[unkempt iron]

Because we can suspend our belief

[thin wagon]

Aw man you're missing the red century in AoS. Pretty damn solid gruesome period

[unkempt iron]

The funny thing is, i got my wife in this headache of a setting and she is a bigger gatekeeper than me now lol

Star wars refugee obv, i get where she comes from

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[unkempt iron]

btw, i was wondering why the 40k writing was getting so bad, and i noticed that everyone except phil kelly left from the original cast

This guy started as an illustrator btw

Graham McNeill is currently available and free after Riot laid him off in '24

coincidentally, its also when League of Legends lore went to shit with them making Arcane canon

They are doing soooo many retcons to fit a show that was planned to be non-canon into the canon

[graceful hamlet]

Mfw the Damnation Mortis trial was going better with bots then real people

[midnight magnet]

That can happen. 😄

[languid hazel]

League has lore?

[unkempt iron]

Quite a lot of it actually

all in limbo atm

[languid hazel]

Crazy

[unkempt iron]

because they laid of Graham McNeill, the guy who made 40k into what we now as of now

[languid hazel]

-# Spongebob me boy, we have to cook

[unkempt iron]

he worked in Riot games after their 2014 lore revamp (Where the setting basically got its lore) until getting laid off as their chief lore director

Pre 2014 lore is basically the rogue trader of LOL lore

[cobalt lichen]

WHAT

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, rito aint too smart on most of their desicions

[patent grove]

When did they get rid of McNeil, amd why??

[unkempt iron]

2024, budget cuts

He is free atm, like i said

He even offered to write for cavill's 40k project

[cobalt lichen]

what a huge L

I suck at writing but I have designed a fair few warhams fan concepts that I sure wish I could’ve turned into a fan animation.

Maybe one day

[unkempt iron]

You tell me man

They are still trying to recover from the fact they made arcane canon

It was never meant to be, btw. LOL always had a multiverse in its canon

[cobalt lichen]

:0

[unkempt iron]

Arcane season 1 was made for League fans

2 was made to bring in more folk from outside without consideration to the fanbase

[cobalt lichen]

Just joined a Havoc group and someone’s name is FemboyFeetLover lmao

[midnight magnet]

What a surprise. 😄

Is anyone actually surprised?

I would like to know. 😄

[hazy kestrel]

Let me guess: It was a zealot

[midnight magnet]

I vote Psyker.

[dark lion]

ogryn larp in havoc

[unkempt iron]

my bet is on ogryn

[dark lion]

blows up fire barrel right next to me

complains that i die easily

i'd love to be able to contribute to the team if not for friendly fire

id also like if fatshark removed flamer/bomber resist and replaced it with just 'fire'

[hazy kestrel]

Truth Nuke

[unkempt iron]

And roll flak/carapace bonuses to a single buff

just call it more Armored damage

I mean, there is an unarmored modifier

[hazy kestrel]

Now you’re cooking with gasoline, sah.

[dark lion]

carapace is way to durable in this game ngl

[unkempt iron]

Its frustrating to choose between the two or take both of them just to stand a chance in the highest tiers

[dark lion]

breaks my immersion

[unkempt iron]

yeah

i said this before

its too tanky

[hazy kestrel]

The humble thammer:

[unkempt iron]

To the point where Carapace damage feels like a tax on a slot

[neon agate]

As much as I like this the main problem would be that most people would run these all the time and be meta. Flak/Carapace are enemies that by far most people make builds around how to deal with them. Mainly because clearing can be easily fixed with nodes

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, but thats the problem. You are railroaded to stay competitive

[neon agate]

Yeah, but that HD2 for example

Imagine if heavy armored was just gone

And it just medium pen and lower

The game would be infinitely easier

[unkempt iron]

Helldivers 2 is a whole diffrent beast

[neon agate]

On one hand i get it carapce and flak enemies are awful

[unkempt iron]

You KNOW what you will face in that game

You either drop to face terminids, cyborgs or squids

build catering is the norm there

this game has random spawns

If your build cant horde clear, kill crushers, kill bosses fast enough and not be tanky enough, it isnt meta

[jaunty path]

I don't think bugs have too many heavy pen enemies. Right?

[dark lion]

the issue with carapace is it's good for shrugging off small arms

but it shouldn't stand up to chain weapons and power weapons

[neon agate]

Chargers and bile titans and they spawn a lot on high diffs

[unkempt iron]

I dont play much 6 or 7+ games, i hop on once or twice a month

but they do

You can solve it by bringing a rocket launcher or recoilless rifle

[dark lion]

is there any plan in the work to fix the ai director to not give you unwinnable encounters

[neon agate]

Also tbh in darktide most people expect almost every enemy type to appear

[dark lion]

cause playing havoc sucks

[wide breach]

and that's why the weapons with the highest pickrates are quasar and ultimatum lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Havoc is meant to be hell

[neon agate]

Exactly

[hazy kestrel]

Not saying it’s good

But it’s just like that nowadays

[unkempt iron]

look dude, i made it to 40. But you have to be a crackhead to play 40

[neon agate]

The biggest thing for havoc is cc stuff

[dark lion]

im at 21 and just trying to get my chest for the week

[unkempt iron]

And run literal optimum builds or gtfo

[neon agate]

So stuff that stuns or gives area control is picked alot

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when I got 5 bosses within 5 minutes of leaving the starting ventilation pipe one time

[unkempt iron]

you dont enjoy playing it, you enjoy finishing it

[wide breach]

average gloriana moment

[unkempt iron]

its just masochism at that point

[hazy kestrel]

Oh this was Chasm Station

[wide breach]

oh what that's crazy then

[timber elk]

rides on a triceratops and shows up into chat on it hi everyone^^

gets off of it while feeding it plants how are we :]

[hazy kestrel]

The one with the capsules at the very end

[keen hornet]

not very ogryn behavior

exact opposite of protecting the little uns

[hazy kestrel]

It used to be fun

[wide breach]

gloriana's beginning (from pipe till you reach the electric power area) is always shit for me to the point that the rest of the mission is the easier half

[keen hornet]

probably running the bully personality too

party pooper

[hazy kestrel]

Now it’s actually just self torture imo

[jaunty path]

Thinking about what to read today.

[unkempt iron]

my fave was when 2 chaos spawn and 2 captains spawned on the literal start of Refinery

[jaunty path]

They gotta remove the slowness on moving vacuum capsules dude

[timber elk]

You should read my new favorite short story half-breed by gharm McNeil

[hazy kestrel]

I’d like to see the devs beat a 40 with the current havoc modifiers.

[timber elk]

It’s one where peter turbo shows up

[hazy kestrel]

It’s clear that they don’t do any testing lmao

[jaunty path]

Id love to see devs play the game at all lmfao

[unkempt iron]

Like i said, its hard for the sake of being hard

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[unkempt iron]

Not to make it fun and challenging

[keen hornet]

most relatable primarch fr

[hazy kestrel]

Say it louder

[unkempt iron]

I dont feel good playing havoc 40, i feel a nigh-orgasm after finishing a run

[timber elk]

Did you read his new Lore? We are getting new heresy 2.0

[unkempt iron]

LOUDER DAMNIT

[wide breach]

they do testing, and some of the testers are active in this server (like hank), but they're just stupidly good

[jaunty path]

There needs to be some tweaks though.

[keen hornet]

the artwork goes hard asf

[wide breach]

however, they don't listen to the testers, which is insanely funny

[timber elk]

He’s gonna do a massive war of attrition with the imperial and slowly grind his way to Tera

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, I moreso meant the devs themselves playing through their own modifiers lmao

Maybe then they’ll finally listen to the play testers

[wide breach]

nah that's actually impossible, 0% chance to be completed

[unkempt iron]

Honestly, nerf carapace and rotten armor and it would be fine

[timber elk]

Also the reason why we couldn’t see Peter for so long because he was legit stuck in the warp because you know? Chaos undivided

[unkempt iron]

I feel like i am whacking a fucking punching bag whenever i see a mob of 10 crushers

[timber elk]

He is a legit massive wall of guns.

[jaunty path]

Rot armor is frame death and Heinous rituals triggering from way too far off. And being able to actually see several boss health bars

[timber elk]

No super powers, just a really awesome power armor and massive guns.

[hazy kestrel]

Looks like the Daemon of Sarum was right after all.

[wide breach]

1000 kraks be upon ye is basically the only solution

[jaunty path]

Sucky situation

[keen hornet]

chaos undivided seems like the logical option

[timber elk]

He’s also like. Really really fucking chill.

[unkempt iron]

Or the Kaboom pipe

[hazy kestrel]

Yep

[timber elk]

It also the hardest to obtain power from

Because you have to be strict of how you please the chaos gods

[jaunty path]

Havoc mostly needs quality of life and bug fixes tbh

[timber elk]

And seems Peter turbo is doing that very easily

[unkempt iron]

btw, there is a mod that replaces the Rocket Laucher sound to Kaboom from RIP my granny

I literally can not run a HS game without it

its perfect...

[wide breach]

oh yeah scum is crazy rn bcz they wanna sell the dlc, actually this might be my chance to get h40...

[unkempt iron]

alongside disco aquilla

[jaunty path]

But the whole game needs it honestly

[keen hornet]

better than getting super schizophrenia, becoming a mindless killing machine, gooning, or getting infected with papa nurgle's newest disease

[hazy kestrel]

Can other players hear the disco Aquila?

[unkempt iron]

Idk about that one

[jaunty path]

No lol

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit

[wide breach]

without the mod no way

[keen hornet]

is it a hot take to say nuncio aquila sux

[jaunty path]

The mod wouldn't even be available if that was possible

[wide breach]

atp everything is a hot take

[keen hornet]

i get way more value out of castigator and the bash

[wide breach]

bcz you will always find a goober who says otherwise to anything

[keen hornet]

both let you go brainless bonk mode

[unkempt iron]

Id rather have my disco bot play carameldansen than sound like a broken printer

[timber elk]

Also I heard a really cool poetic thing they could do.

They could bring Rogal dorn back all fanatic and anger compared to the Horus heresy version and perterabo could be all cool and relaxed

[wide breach]

he's been printing your taxes... have you not been paying your tithes??

no wonder you got sent here

[green vector]

who up jelqing they peanits

[wide breach]

it was for tithe evasion

[unkempt iron]

Taxation without my state mandated Eldar wife is theft

Tell that carrion lord to mail me a knife-eared bride, then we can negotiate

[keen hornet]

peter turbo when someone dares to bring him bad news

[timber elk]

That was old Perturabo

[hazy kestrel]

Yrliet my beloved.

[keen hornet]

yeah ik

[timber elk]

New one is like

“MOTHERFUC- no no….its fine it’s fine…let’s look at what we did wrong and fix it for later”

[unkempt iron]

I feel like she is a turbovirgin, even for Asuryani standarts

[keen hornet]

character development

[unkempt iron]

I could never when Kibellah exists

[hazy kestrel]

A mon’keigh can dream, alright?

[cobalt lichen]

Yeh

[keen hornet]

he started taking his bpd meds again

[timber elk]

God I hope we get gharm McNeil back for Peterturabo

He really understands the character

[cobalt lichen]

I’ve been called that once.

One of the better sounding qualifications

[unkempt iron]

As i stated above

he is free

Got laid off by riot in '24

[timber elk]

Oh fantastic

He is one of black librarians best writers

[unkempt iron]

.

[timber elk]

Compared to the devil IAN WATSON

[unkempt iron]

Literal convo we had like 20 mins ago

[hazy kestrel]

I miss John French

[timber elk]

WELL I WASNT AWARE

[hazy kestrel]

Slaves to Darkness is peak

[timber elk]

I was talking about how much of a fucking banger the art work for Peter is

[unkempt iron]

Ik, just wanted to share since it was relevant to your topic

[unkempt iron]

say no more fam

we all do

[timber elk]

Fair enough guardsmen

[hidden whale]

buh

[green vector]

buh

[timber elk]

Hello cat bread person

And hello boxer

[green vector]

hell rotund animal

[hidden whale]

hello dinner

[timber elk]

Rotund

[hidden whale]

how do you feel about a glazed soy-honey sauce

maybe some diced garlic too

[timber elk]

cannon balls into the cooking pot serve me on the platter🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥❗️❗️❗️❗️

[hidden whale]

[jaunty path]

lamb soup

very cool

[timber elk]

Your the one who mentioned dinner

[cobalt lichen]

I like my lamb fresh

[timber elk]

Well duh

[green vector]

lambussy

[timber elk]

………

the 2ft tall lamb throws a school bus at em

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[timber elk]

AGREED

[hazy kestrel]

What is that

[hidden whale]

bro food is food

stop tryna... you know

play with your food

[green vector]

true

c'mere lamball

[timber elk]

Didn’t I throw a bus at you?

[dark lion]

tfw you get tossed by a mutant and a sniper trick shots you out of the fucking sky

[green vector]

it missed

[hazy kestrel]

@jaunty path, you can’t just drop a terrifying gif and leave lmao.

[timber elk]

Here let me fix that throws a whole as asteroid at em

[hazy kestrel]

I require an answer

What is it?

[hidden whale]

looks like Ena to me

[hazy kestrel]

Wh-what is that?

[hidden whale]

its Ena

[hazy kestrel]

But what is it?

[hidden whale]

Ena is Ena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBv2XWnwt8

[hazy kestrel]

This is giving me flashback to the Legend of Zelda CDI game

[timber elk]

Well at least it isn’t Ashely

[jaunty path]

You should give the ena series a watch

[timber elk]

Oh fuck

I shouldn’t have said that

[jaunty path]

kek

after you watch the ena series...maybe play dream bbq

very visually pleasing

its meaning is up to you

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[jaunty path]

[timber elk]

Dream BBQ?

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, you’re throwing eldritch knowledge at me rn

[timber elk]

Does it have BBQ and chilli?

[hazy kestrel]

Where on the proverbial iceberg are we?

[jaunty path]

Theres

themes of a bbq

and genies

[hazy kestrel]

Are we at the bottom of the iceberg?

[hidden whale]

just watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBv2XWnwt8

[jaunty path]

at the top since theres only one chapter

[hazy kestrel]

I’m scared

[jaunty path]

Its fun

[timber elk]

You should be sir knight

[hazy kestrel]

That’s precisely why I’m scared lmao

[timber elk]

Where we are going no gods or demons exists

Only MEN

[hazy kestrel]

If you find it fun…

[hidden whale]

its not a deep iceberg. theres maybe like less than 2hrs of vide content

game is another few hours

[frozen blaze]

What category of penance the one for the poxbreaker under? I want to see how close I am to completion on it

[jaunty path]

Ah don't worry theres nothing sexually suggestive or creepy in ENA

[hazy kestrel]

Probably “Heretics”

[jaunty path]

despite its trippy nature its pg 13

[frozen blaze]

Okay

[hazy kestrel]

I could be wrong though

[timber elk]

Hmmmm okay. But I’m hearing a massive BUT though

Like some grimdark shit is gonna be thrown our way

[hidden whale]

no Ena is very chill

you could show it to a child no problem

[jaunty path]

Nah its not that at all

[hidden whale]

its just trippy

[hazy kestrel]

Press X to doubt

[jaunty path]

abstract webcore shit

[hazy kestrel]

What does this mean?

[timber elk]

Nah if someone is agreeing with missus than you know it’s either bad or alright

[jaunty path]

think frutiger aero. and y2k

[hazy kestrel]

You’re throwing Welsh words at me rn.

[hazy kestrel]

Huh?

[jaunty path]

I'm on the internet so much more than you

[timber elk]

Missus your scaring him with your godless words

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, it’s gonna be a cognitohazard right?

Like the Smug Jug?

[jaunty path]

no

[hidden whale]

missus is into strange things but Ena is not one of them

[jaunty path]

its none of the things you'll say it is lmao

I like ena a lot I mean its literally in my tag

and currently my discord theme

I personally recommend watching ena in chronological order :p

That means Extinction party > Temptation Stairway > Power of Potluck

[frozen blaze]

Yeah, it was under tactical...I've only killed 26k enemies😭😭

[jaunty path]

ENA DREAM BBQ***

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll get there pal

[frozen blaze]

Yeah, eventusly

[slow flume]

you can genuinely tell gun zealots think they deserve to live

[jaunty path]

I think you'll enjoy it thell

[hazy kestrel]

Your tactics confuse and frighten me, Missus.

[hidden whale]

everyone deserves to live :<

let gun zealots be

[jaunty path]

Just watch it 😭

[jaunty path]

except for smykers and inferno staff users

[fleet beacon]

i remember when i saw the easter bunny

[obsidian wren]

Someone carry me through 50 billion games bc im lazy

[jaunty path]

:C

[woven seal]

wake up, stomp nurgle 'eretecs, love me emprah, life good

[fleet beacon]

i use the inferno staff

[timber elk]

Okay

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[obsidian wren]

I didnt ask you ez

[jaunty path]

nukes

[hidden whale]

[hidden whale]

i use the inferno staff

[jaunty path]

nukes

[woven seal]

[fleet beacon]

back in the day we didnt use weapons we used our bare hands

[timber elk]

I use bulb gun

[hidden whale]

fries in a medium heat pan with olive oil on both sides until golden crispy, bastes in a garlic-honey-soy sauce until a demiglaze forms

:>

[jaunty path]

only reason thells refusing to watch something is cuz I like it 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[fleet beacon]

what are we watching

[hidden whale]

I like Ena

[hazy kestrel]

It’s also giving me flashbacks to the Zelda CDI games

[timber elk]

No really. he pulls out a gun with a massive lightbulb at the end of it and points it at mrrow. Where the power of the sun hits him

[jaunty path]

Well I think the creator took inspiration from those

[hidden whale]

its not super esoteric media either. the top Ena video has 24 million views

[hazy kestrel]

Oh god

[hidden whale]

its no HDG

[jaunty path]

I think he also played uhhh

LSD simulator?

[timber elk]

That’s a game?

Where and how can I play this

[jaunty path]

inspiration at least with that wizard

[fleet beacon]

im glad you asked

here take this lsd

[timber elk]

Oh boy

[fleet beacon]

[hidden whale]

thanks grandpa

[timber elk]

takes it and nothing happens man this ain’t shit- ascends to another plane of existence

[fleet beacon]

it is easter afterall

[timber elk]

Oh!

Happy Easter everyone!

Hope the Easter bunny brought you candies!

[timber elk]

The creature

[jaunty path]

the dohg

[timber elk]

The hogd

plays balatro

[frozen blaze]

A FUCKONG MUTANT AND BOMBER TAG TEAMED MY ASS AND I WAS ON A SLIVER OF HEALTH, AND WE WERE CLOSE TO THE NEXT AREA BROOOO

[grizzled flame]

gYAt the grind to auric is miserable

Legit felt like I was gonna fall asleep at one point

[south valve]

I have cheesecake

be jealous

[green vector]

i have a chocolate oval

not aloud to be called eggs anymore cause they aint egg shaped

greedy dogshit fucking companies

[south valve]

Egg lite

[green vector]

flat egg

[slow flume]

fegg

hmm no thats dangerously close to another word

[green vector]

[south valve]

🚬

[woven sigil]

It's an egg, but two dimensional

[green vector]

it will be next year

100$

[woven sigil]

You could call it ___

[green vector]

100%

[hidden whale]

egg

[green vector]

everything costing more and we getting less

ENSHITIFICATION GOOD

[woven sigil]

Thanks America

[green vector]

CONSUME PEASANT

[woven sigil]

I don't wanna eat a peasent, they're stringy and dont have much meat on them!

[rocky radish]

Corpse starch for all

[green vector]

fuck u

[midnight magnet]

That escalated quickly.

[woven sigil]

Well, get some more meat on your bones then

I'm sure you have an iceland near you

[green vector]

[south valve]

Tesco humanmeat scandal

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

Horsemeat is good for you, maybe humanmeat is too 🤷‍♂️

Idk, Im not a nutritionist

[green vector]

try it lad

[woven sigil]

I will when she gets home

[green vector]

[south valve]

She's gonna come home to you re-enacting that one re1 cutscene

[green vector]

all ogryn weapons mastered

[midnight magnet]

Mastered them all on all classes. 😄

[hidden whale]

holy ogryn

[potent sage]

does anybody wanna help me with "just a flesh wound"

no mic needed

[rocky radish]

It's not. Causes prion's disease

[green vector]

[hidden whale]

horsemeat shmorsemeat

[green vector]

you can get prions from pork tf you talkin bout willis

[hidden whale]

unrelated to horsemeat, I just made some orange chicken

:>

[keen moon]

does renodx work for this game

[verbal light]

best way to deal rotten armor enemies? (havoc mode)

[keen moon]

deciding if I wanna bite the bullet and swap it over from rtx hdr

[hidden whale]

cry

beg for forgiveness

||inferno psyker||

[modest flume]

CC and just whittle them down tbh

[languid hazel]

What is objectively the worst class in Dorktide right meow?

[hidden whale]

||your mom||

:3

[modest flume]

The one you enjoy the least

[languid hazel]

-# tbf, I have strained opinions of my mother anyways, so that doesn’t surprise me

[hidden whale]

speak up whippersnapper

[jaunty path]

the most unbalanced is probably psyker? or maybe scum? idk

[cosmic burrow]

Ogryn

[midnight magnet]

You take that back!!

[pearl viper]

my least played by far is ogryn

cant bring myself to even get him over true level 100

[modest flume]

Just playing him wrong

[pearl viper]

yes im playing ogryn wrong, and all the other classes right

[hidden whale]

idk about objectively worst but ogryn definitely feels the worst to me

I say "no way that trapper hit me" at least once every session

when I have near 100% dodge rate otherwise

[limber zealot]

If I knew my ogryn's true level it'd probably be like 30+7

I can't play ogryn

My zealot on the other hand is probably like 200

[pearl viper]

zealot is level 1150, psyker is 1095 arby is 320, scum is 220, vet is 235 and ogryn is 94

[modest flume]

IMO Ogryn's biggest shortcomings right now is his lack of weapons, there just isn't a lot of variety

[limber zealot]

Christ

How many hours do you have?

[modest flume]

Rotten Armor narrows that down even more

[pearl viper]

3300 hours

[limber zealot]

Goddayum

How do you still have fun?

[stark bobcat]

I still have fun at 4200 hours

[limber zealot]

I have like 500 hours and the amount I play has slowed to a trickle despite my love of the game

[stark bobcat]

I still learn things everyday

[pearl viper]

i like the game

[limber zealot]

Yeah dude I do too

But I can't play anything that much

I'd go insane

[pearl viper]

and i playtest the game, which keeps me interested

[limber zealot]

Even my most played game (Warframe💔) is barely over 1k

[limber zealot]

Ah

Well that makes more sense

[limber zealot]

I have almost 1k between this and VT2

[dark lion]

yaeh i give up

i can't get anyone to finish a single havoc

too many idiots don't play as a team and don't understand about how to coordinate in pugs

[limber zealot]

That's one of the reasons I don't play havoc

[graceful hamlet]

Yea the slower dodges take getting used to. Embrace triple HP curio Ogryn 💪

@pearl viper reject toughness curios, embrace more health

[torpid cipher]

anyone know when the havoc box resets?

[languid hazel]

Chewsday

[modest flume]

Sunday 8 PM EST

[tropic cove]

[pearl viper]

nop

[graceful hamlet]

UnOgrynlike behavior smh

[pearl viper]

i am proudly unogrynlike

[feral vessel]

eepy...

will likely be

eepping soon

[graceful hamlet]

Triple hp curios makes Ogryn feel a lot better imo. Since you can actually take a hit

[south valve]

Do plants sleep?

[graceful hamlet]

Losing half your HP isn’t the end of the world when you got like 250ish more

[analog marsh]

Ogryn base HP should be a lot higher tbh.

Is really strange the human meat mountain only has 100 HP more then a shouty man and average american cop.

[languid hazel]

The average american cop has 12 hp

They’re all pussies

[graceful hamlet]

Especially as the class that’s intended to get hit every now and that

[analog marsh]

Yeah but they're fat, so good for tanking bullets.

They also have the same mentality of shoot first and ask questions later.

[tawny hearth]

Wait we talking orctide?

[languid hazel]

Nah it’s beat the “suspect” half to death, shoot them, ask questions never, lie about the entire incident

[tawny hearth]

Also guys I'm stuck in a hotel for a month with no Darktide and I'm on like day 7, I'm already sad

[languid hazel]

-# can you tell I hate cops? :3

[patent grove]

innit

[tawny hearth]

Only people who like cops are cops

[green vector]

am i read ogryn hate again

absolute shitters

[languid hazel]

-# nah there’s a bunch of chuds who love cops too. Right up until they storm the capital building

[green vector]

[analog marsh]

Yeah, if the cops in my country acted like domestic terrorists, I would too.

[languid hazel]

-# #sorrynotsorry

[tawny hearth]

Cops that are too dumb to pass the 2 weeks of training are still cops in my book

[modest flume]

Yes

[tawny hearth]

Games would be complete as an art form if we got greentide from FS

How is the new mode holding up btw? Was only able to play it a bit before I got stuck in no Internet land

I liked it but only got to play like 5 rounds of it

[green vector]

like 3 people still play it i think

[tawny hearth]

I'd be the forth

[south valve]

I went back to the main game tbh

it's fun but eh

[analog marsh]

New mode got boring fast. FS fucked up by not adding Chaos Wastes. New mode is just another mode that will get ignored like Mortis Trials do.

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I didn't see it as a main mode but a fun aside... Something they can def add to as well

[south valve]

If they keep updating it, it might be good

[tawny hearth]

Lol I like mortis trials it's like a version of the wave mode from vt2 that people actually play sometimes

And the new mode feels like good weaves tbh

In terms of how much I like it

[tawny hearth]

Yeah that's what I hope tbh... That they will use it to add some story elements

[south valve]

Would be cool

what we have in expeditions currently feels like a framework

[green vector]

i hope they do actually improve on it and not just abandon it

pls

[tawny hearth]

Wouldn't be a fs game without a few modes people don't like or play as much as they'd hope

[analog marsh]

Should add perks to it.

[south valve]

If they add like more map variety, new things to buy from the sanctuary, more outpost types, it might be worthwhile

[amber delta]

expeditions has good framework, mortis not so much

[south valve]

Agreed

[green vector]

true true

[tawny hearth]

Honestly I just like the raw fight of it. The only bad part I noticed was most people couldn't handle the heat

[green vector]

wtf painted

gtfo

[south valve]

Mwahahaha

[tawny hearth]

Mortis is a great wave mode compared to every other wave mode they've made... Which is I think 2? Wait did vt1 have a wave mode or am I going senile?

[amber delta]

a great wave mode compared to other FS wave modes is still not a good wave mode

[tawny hearth]

Lol I treat modes that FS make in their games like they are my nephew. I'm just impressed when it's functional and proud they made something

[analog marsh]

The wave mode would be quite good if it rotated the map after every few waves and also added new maps.

[tawny hearth]

Yeah they could probably slap some maps together with their system but maybe I'm wrong

[amber delta]

and also if the later waves were actually getting challenging instead of easier

[tawny hearth]

Hopefully I'll have Internet in a few weeks and I'll finally be able to play more. Currently slumming it on a long stay while shopping for a new place to live.

Lol they do get harder to be fair but the perks we get are like super strong wastes style perks so we just face roll

Like it's hard to get "bad luck" in mortis with how it works

[wind wing]

Mortis is horrifying sometimes with the armoured hounds now

[wraith phoenix]

By the emperor

What have I SEEN?!

[languid hazel]

Praise the Emperor and pass the ammunition

[wraith phoenix]

It was Zola on the subreddit… but…

[tawny hearth]

I really like the armored doggies as an enemy tbh

[gloomy tartan]

The open maps are niceeee

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I think I liked the way you wander the maps the most

But they need some more tile sets

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[modest flume]

Dang man, I hope nothing but the best for you

[gloomy tartan]

But ain’t it limited to sand cuz of atoma ?

[modest flume]

Been there

[gloomy tartan]

With the whole air filtration not working

Like how could they give us new map tiles ? Wouel it have to all be sand and canyons ?

[tawny hearth]

Thanks, it's a bit rough but thankfully I'm not at risk of being on the streets... Might be up to 2 months no Internet on my PC tho

[tawny hearth]

Yeah I think it's gonna be all dusty but they can probably do things to make it look different... Like maybe old broken down complexes that got abandoned so it's more steel framework and stuff

[modest flume]

All the best buddy, I mean it

[gloomy tartan]

I think they could do like more with the verticality

[modest flume]

Hopefully you'll get it all sorted soon

[gloomy tartan]

Like you know the ravines to death?