general-chat

[delicate vapor]

o that dude

idk much

[feral vessel]

then look it up

[delicate vapor]

i only watched 2 episodes

[feral vessel]

you have google

[normal thorn]

they great at shuffleboard

[feral vessel]

dot com

[slate skiff]

will verifying game files delete all my mods

[feral vessel]

he's hot and he's kinda an ego bitch

i like him

[delicate vapor]

i c

[feral vessel]

icu

[delicate vapor]

p

[unkempt iron]

No

A clean install will

[elder merlin]

[unkempt iron]

The last update broke a lot of mods. So i did a verification, nothing went away

[unkempt iron]

I am still waiting for Rannick to pull his Eldar Merc bogaloo so we can play as them

[feral vessel]

rannick is way less likely to do that than grendyl

grendyl seems like a radical

[dire kayak]

i like all the darktide characters

[twin flower]

what about melk

[unkempt iron]

Rannick is leaning more on the Radical side IMO

[dire kayak]

hes not my favourite but i like him

[unkempt iron]

Grendyl fo sho tho

[dire kayak]

reminds me of cutthroat

[hearty field]

That’s it

[dire kayak]

wait

[hearty field]

I’m adding catboys to my fan sector

[dire kayak]

hallowette = loose cannon
melk = cutthroat

[hearty field]

No one can stop me

QUAIL IMPERIALS

THE TAU SHALL HAVE ACCESS TO A LEGION OF CATBOYS

Nyehehehe

[jaunty path]

ah

the tau

the tau might be more your taste

[elder merlin]

Basically lol

[jaunty path]

Theyre still awful but theyre like a light in the dark compared to literally everywhere else

[delicate vapor]

true

[jaunty path]

I should pick up a tau book

[low copper]

Elemental Council

Yes

[jaunty path]

I shouldve never bought this necron book because now I want everything physical

ugh

physical media slop

[jaunty path]

Sigh

now I'm going to download that book

yipe.

[low copper]

[feral vessel]

rannick seems more puritan than grendyl actually

[low copper]

It’s good shit

[feral vessel]

especially in how he talks

and how he seems to be fucking stupid

[unkempt iron]

He seems a bit too sus in his choices, not outright heretical or borderline, but he is willing to go out of his way to get shit done.

[unkempt iron]

Never claimed he was smart

[jaunty path]

Why don't tau look like the anime girls I see in fanart

immersion ruined

[twin flower]

Tau propaganda

[dire kayak]

cause theyre MEANT TO BE SCIENCE FICTION not WEEB STUFF

[jaunty path]

How am I supposed to enjoy sci fi without my weeb shit

[unkempt iron]

All the weebs who think they are cutesy peaceful anime waifus forget that they are a literal racial caste based system that openly does eugenics towards other aliens

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

Is there a single instance of a tau sneezing

[unkempt iron]

Not to mention they are ruled by an actual masterrace (the ethereals)

[jaunty path]

I NEED description of snot leaving their nose

[dire kayak]

hmmmmm

[unkempt iron]

ehm... sure

sure you do

[woven sigil]

Well that is now something I have read on the internet

[low copper]

I don’t remember that from Elemental Council and I haven’t read any Phil Kelly T’au so uh

Idk boss

[jaunty path]

Oop the voices came out

You didn't read any of that

[dire kayak]

i hate it when people are like

[jaunty path]

[low copper]

Sure boss

[twin flower]

clipped

[woven sigil]

Unfortunately, I did

[dire kayak]

"t'au bad because guardsmen scale battlesuit"

like

guardsmen do that for every large vehicle

[unkempt iron]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in4k-james-webb-james-webb-telescope-caught-in4k-meme-caught-you-in4k-meme-gif-24275376

[jaunty path]

no you didnt

[woven sigil]

No, its "tau bad because filthy xenos"

[unkempt iron]

Tau bad cuz i get shot off my fucking spawn + their playerbase

I GET IT

YOU ARE THE BESTEST, MOST CUTESY PIE FACTION

AND I AINT A NAZI FOR PLAYING ASL

They are all insufferable ffs

[dire kayak]

thats one of the two reasons ill accept

[twin flower]

Idk the tabletop lmao

[woven sigil]

I wish the MIB mindwipe device was a real thing, but alas

[unkempt iron]

I straight up refused to play one of them when he brought out his lazer pointer

[dire kayak]

same for this one

[unkempt iron]

dude go fuck yourself

this isnt TLC

[jaunty path]

Do you think tau's have gue'va slaves to trim their hooves

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

why cant they do it themselves

they got hands and everything

[dire kayak]

what i would give for t'au to not have a toxic community

[pseudo terrace]

[unkempt iron]

They are pound for pound worse than Krieg fans

[jaunty path]

Yeah but its more convenient to ever someone do it for you. I mean have you tried trimming your own hooves

[twin flower]

I mean, I clip my own nails

I imagine its the same concept

[woven sigil]

You have hooves?

[unkempt iron]

Krieg fans are either braindead newbs who think suicide/shovel memes are funny or the chuds that sigmarxism think all the imperium players are

[jaunty path]

You don't?

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

Seeing how horses have their hooves trim

trimmed

you probably need someone to help you

[unkempt iron]

I havent met any Tau player that doesnt fit the sigmarxist steriotype

[twin flower]

cuz horses cant do it themselves

[unkempt iron]

I just wanna suspend my belief in a funny little soldiers game

take your fucking culture war outside

This is why i hate chuds and wokies

same shit, diffrent smell

[jaunty path]

I mean at this point I understand Tau existing for those not really into the grim poop stuff

[unkempt iron]

they cant like a setting if it doesnt look like the 3rd reich or modern day cali

[woven sigil]

Nah, its the same smell, arseholes tend to all smell like shit

[unkempt iron]

i am more vulgar to the latter because they go out of their way to ruin stuff

nazis come to edgy settings and attract the wokies like a lamp to moths

[jaunty path]

Back to my original question

Tau

definitely

have

Gue'vesa

to trim their hooves

[woven sigil]

You need to change your display name to "hoof trimmer"

[twin flower]

I'd groom a Taus hooves

[jaunty path]

Me too pal.

Me too.

Proudly an earth caste

thats what theyre called right

[twin flower]

yeah I believe so

Fire being their military, Earth, from what I understand are like farmers..?

someone quote me on that

[unkempt iron]

As we say in Turkey. "A staff with 2 ends covered in shit"

dont matter which end you hold

you end up holding shit

[jaunty path]

[twin flower]

you guys have shit sticks?

[jaunty path]

Do tau have tails

[unkempt iron]

its a fucking euphemism

[delicate vapor]

i got a massive cookie

[twin flower]

about shit sticks

[dire kayak]

they dont

[jaunty path]

Society.

So, hm.

time to check on that download

[dire kayak]

some kroot units do though

[twin flower]

Next class are Kroots

I have foreseen it

[jaunty path]

chat

do I become an annoying tau fan or no

[woven sigil]

No

[jaunty path]

why

[woven sigil]

You know what, on second thoughts, you mightaswell wit your pre-cooked bacon and microwaved, syrupy eggs

[twin flower]

microwaved eggs?

[jaunty path]

?

I

NEVER

[twin flower]

and.. bacon?

[jaunty path]

microwaved no

[delicate vapor]

vat19 microwaved eggs

[jaunty path]

damn

eggs

I will FIND YOU

[woven sigil]

Oh you werent present for the heinous cooking she was on about the other day?

[jaunty path]

However

I did microwave bacon

[twin flower]

I guess not?

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

I do not microwave eggs I will never microwave eggs and people who claim this should open their mailbox.

[dire kayak]

honestly votann are kinda a sci-fi faction as well

[woven sigil]

It was bad, man, proper bad 😄

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[dire kayak]

votann vs t'au

[twin flower]

Did you run out of gas

[jaunty path]

cooking eggs and bacon together is normal no?

[woven sigil]

No.

[jaunty path]

No

[woven sigil]

You cook them seperately because one is meat an the other is not meat

[twin flower]

I like Votanns version of the power armors as well

[jaunty path]

you can die, poop yourself even. absolutely not

[woven sigil]

You would not pass a food-safety certificate

[dire kayak]

votann also have cool magma weapons which look SO FUN to paint

i saw a really cool short about the legumes of votann

it was like some art someone did

[twin flower]

I remember seeing the weapons they use as well, it seemed really unique

[jaunty path]

I know you're not american, so I know you're inferior to my, inherently free, genes. Your unfree genes are inferior to mine. I have freedom in my blood. the american flag is inside of each individual blood cel in my body

YOU

are

probably

british

so

[unkempt iron]

If only they had more than 3 kits

Ah well

[jaunty path]

silence

[unkempt iron]

Another 75 ultramarine characters

[twin flower]

I cant remember the name tho, its when their axes emit this saber-y glow around the blade thats what cuts you

[jaunty path]

time to scroll up and

see why ppl hate tau'ers

[jaunty path]

You don't like lasers in your eye?

[woven sigil]

I am infact, British. Though your "freedoms (you dont have any)" are irrelevant to the topic of your horrendous cooking escapades 😄

[dire kayak]

legumes of votann actually have the same amount of kits as drukhari

[jaunty path]

whats asl

[dire kayak]

sooo

[uncut parrot]

do you get more tech remnants on higher difficulties or can you cheese the penances on lower diff

[unkempt iron]

Armageddon Steel Legion

[jaunty path]

Ah so you admit it

[jaunty path]

Piss Krieg.

[unkempt iron]

The poor drukhari dont deserve it

[dire kayak]

i wish votann got more minis though

[woven sigil]

Admit it? I'm proud of it, we have a town with a literal mile of curry houses

[dire kayak]

theyre really cool

[unkempt iron]

You literally fetishize hooves

[jaunty path]

There was nothing fetishistic do not project yourself onto me

[unkempt iron]

You play blue and lame Guard

[jaunty path]

Ask a simple question and its suddenly a fetish

[unkempt iron]

[dire kayak]

you dont get any extra for playing on higher difficulties

[jaunty path]

who the fuck is blue and lame guard

[unkempt iron]

Tau

[jaunty path]

I havent played warhammer yet

so take that

I read only the books and played the game

[dire kayak]

i dont play tabletop i just buy cool minis

so of course i buy t'au they look cool to me

[unkempt iron]

The poor Drukhari playes man

[visual vortex]

Same

[unkempt iron]

They are treated worse than daemons players

Half their range got axed

[hearty field]

Seems a lot of Felinid posts I see come from Tau Enjoyers too lol

[twin flower]

same

[unkempt iron]

With no replacements on the horizon

[hearty field]

I’m glad there’s an entire race of xenos who exists basically purely to piss off the puritans hehaha

[twin flower]

I remember being here and Dilara from lore chat saying stay away from the community of 40k lmao

[unkempt iron]

GIMME BACK ASDRUBAEL VECT AND HIS PIMP BARGE

[jaunty path]

Yeah its the more wholesome end. I guess.

[jaunty path]

interact with the 40k community

[visual vortex]

If i remember there was a story of a tau mocking the lasgun and then the next panel its him getting his arm blown off by a lasgun round

[unkempt iron]

Better have titties on it like the OG kit

[astral basin]

Guys.
Real note.
What happened to Michael Jackson?
Ik he was on drugs but like. He went from caramel to voldemort. I dont see how

[jaunty path]

if you see krieg fans RUN

[dire kayak]

never disrespect the humble lasgun

[visual vortex]

Lasgun 🤤

[unkempt iron]

He had vitiligo, he bleached the parts of his skin still with melanin to go fullly white

[unkempt iron]

Good take

[dire kayak]

what are the lava weapons that votann use actually called

[hearty field]

Bro lost his N-word pass 😭

[visual vortex]

Volkire

[unkempt iron]

Its crybabies on every side

[visual vortex]

Volkite

[astral basin]

Ah. Didnt want the patchy aesthetic
Fuuuuuck man. Beauty standards are a bitch

[unkempt iron]

40k going mainstream ruined it

[woven sigil]

To be fair, they were involved in a conversation glazing the DPRNK last night over there, so I wouldn't take it too seriously

[twin flower]

Isnt that salamanders tho

[hearty field]

That’s what happens when you lose your pass

[dire kayak]

plasma weapons apparently

[uncut parrot]

cool ty, anything below Auric seems to have a dead MM tho

[visual vortex]

The weapon is universal

[dire kayak]

thats dumb

[twin flower]

Nah that was when I joined ages ago

[dire kayak]

im clling them volkite weapons

[unkempt iron]

.

[twin flower]

unless you were also around the time i joined this discord

[woven sigil]

I've been in here on and off since beta lul

[unkempt iron]

Same

[twin flower]

Then I cant remember

[dire kayak]

you mean to tell me that bright orange sword is a plasma weapon and not volkite

thats stupid

[jaunty path]

rainbow, its imperative that you understand

the nightlords are

the good guys

[twin flower]

I only remember her message about the other 40k communities

[jaunty path]

no matter what

everything theyve done

is justified

[woven sigil]

Orks are the good guys in 40K, aktually

[jaunty path]

Those civilians don't deserve to have their skin intact

[dire kayak]

tyranids are the good guys

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

I am a good guy

[dire kayak]

i refuse to believe theyre not hungy goobers

[visual vortex]

Trust me

[dire kayak]

i say with the most gory looking norn emissary sitting on my desk within view

[unkempt iron]

Love me some orks, would play them too if they wouldnt bankrupt me to start them

[woven sigil]

It do be like that, sadly

[jaunty path]

Ah yes Orks

I love savage murderous bastards that kill for fun

[unkempt iron]

"I kast da jump on ma mob of 30 boyz"

[dire kayak]

i cant wait for my ironkin steeljacks to arrive tomorrow

[jaunty path]

funny how this can be used to like

describe a lot of fuckers in the Imperium

[woven sigil]

Yes, but also they don't concern themselves with petty debates of morality like the other, weaker races do

[jaunty path]

See now thats a thing

like

difference between chaos and the imperium is chaos doesnt try and argue why its evil

chaos simply is evil

and like

I personally cannot subscribe to believing chaos is more, inherently evil than the Imperium because the conversation feels so much more complex than just whos more evil

Because the Imperium keeps chaos alive

[visual vortex]

I'm licking drywall rn

[jaunty path]

and because of that I can't really see them as like. the heros. and dont know how any could see them as heros. Probably in the moment they look heroic

[woven sigil]

The shtick of the 40k 'verse is that every faction is morally bankrupt an they're all bastards in one way or another

[jaunty path]

There's freshly undried cement outside calling your name

[balmy pond]

the imperium is the 40k verison of the Skaven

[jaunty path]

Definitely!

Rodents the lot of them

[dire kayak]

already drank it all

what now

[jaunty path]

The tyranids are the good guys cuz they murder space marines

[dire kayak]

they just wanna eat things

[jaunty path]

bland ass motherfuckers

[dire kayak]

they know no evil

[jaunty path]

no they know good

because one dead space marine is a space marine in the warp

i need to turn off my computer

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[woven sigil]

I'm convinced the tyranids are just a very advanced form of bleach designed soley to clean up the shitfest the galaxy is in

[twin flower]

I remember reading about nids having a plan for chaos

or the warp rather

[jaunty path]

My phone is at 2 percent

The liberals did this

[twin flower]

uhh

yes

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

i quite like space marines tbh

the other chapters just need the same love that the ultramarines and black templars get

[jaunty path]

Yea horus rising just left a bad taste in my mouth I can't shut the fuck up about

[twin flower]

tell that to the other thousand chapters GW made and gave no further attention to

[dire kayak]

like give us a major campaign with the salamanders or the white scar

or something with the ghoul stars

[jaunty path]

Salamanders(reddit) and the soy scars

What do the white scars do besides ride bikes

[dire kayak]

thats the point

[twin flower]

Throat sing into battle

[jaunty path]

Do they ride eachother?

[dire kayak]

they dont seem like they do more than that because GW doesnt give them any love

[somber stream]

Made Bolognese Spaghetti but Salmon belly, yeah don't do that

[jaunty path]

Ah so my understanding is correct

[delicate vapor]

belly

[twin flower]

I only know a lil bit about White Scars but yeah

[jaunty path]

Every marine chapter has just one characteristic differing them from eachother

[woven sigil]

I am disappointed. There are now multiple people in here who don't know how to cook

[loud crag]

at least the Salamanders had a pretty big presence during the 3rd(?) War for Armageddon

[dire kayak]

there should definitely be a lot more

[jaunty path]

Black templars are catholics, salamanders are redditors, and the white scars are white.

[somber stream]

I know how to cook, it's just that

The 2kg of salmon belly in my freezer won't just magically disappear

[jaunty path]

Duly noted.

[twin flower]

Uhh

[somber stream]

1.75 now

[twin flower]

Arent they mongolian tho, or do you mean something else

[woven sigil]

Terrible excuse

[jaunty path]

I wasn't even thinking about their race tbh i just find it funny to call them white

[twin flower]

Prolly the only chapter that has a semblance of like eastern culture into them is the White Scars

[dire kayak]

you know how many kits salamanders get?

[twin flower]

Idk about the others

[dire kayak]

5

[floral ermine]

Nah there's big differences in tactics, weapons, general activities, strategies ect
Lore channels just boil everything down to the basics
Le salamanders are le hekkin puppies, le ultramarines are logistics xddd, le white scars ride le bike

[dire kayak]

salamanders have 5 kits

[twin flower]

What about the Iron Hands

[dire kayak]

or maybe more maybe less

but around 5

[twin flower]

I heard they barely got any lmao

[jaunty path]

So salamanders are redditors.

Noted

[visual vortex]

I do not want everything to be complete and fleshed out

[twin flower]

Which is sad cuz I think they're pretty rad, pre heresy anyway

[floral ermine]

If u go by lore channels (don't)

[jaunty path]

Im gonna do that in spite

[twin flower]

The whole, I'll replace my engineered geneseed for prosthetic augments never made sense to me lmao

[dire kayak]

iron hands have 4

[twin flower]

as a space marine anyway

[jaunty path]

Also nah I went by a single animation I saw lmao

Nexus pariah or something

[dire kayak]

uggghhhh i wish GW would do more with the other chapters

[jaunty path]

Me when i need to protect humanslop family from necronslop infection

[somber stream]

It's called testing the waters, i'm the pioneer in this crusade for all that is holy

[visual vortex]

Like?

[twin flower]

I mean that new art about Perturabo looked hella sick

people think the next primarch mini is gonna be him

[dire kayak]

more major campaigns, primarch returns, unique designs

just something

[woven sigil]

I guess thats one way of looking at it

[jaunty path]

I can't wait for gw to anime-ify tau

[dire kayak]

i really want the other chapters to get the stuff ultramarines get

[twin flower]

i guess they're slowly adding it in imo

but yeah, the poster boys get all the slop

[visual vortex]

They shouldnt make every chapter have a complete story

Removes the mystery

[twin flower]

i mean not about the story, more like just give them more screen time type shih

[dire kayak]

yeah but chapters should have more identity

[jaunty path]

Gw adapting their novels as graphic novels would make getting into 40k a lot easier for ppl

[twin flower]

they made 20 wholeass original chapters

[jaunty path]

Or whatever idk

[twin flower]

but only focusing on one or two

[jaunty path]

Vomits blood and dies

[visual vortex]

Crimson fists

[dire kayak]

id read a graphic novel or two

[visual vortex]

Carcharodons

🤤

[jaunty path]

What do the crimson fists do

[twin flower]

Imperial fist, but they attacc

[visual vortex]

Be the oldest ones in lore or something

Idk they're a really old faction outside of the 40k stuff

[twin flower]

Theyre a successor chapter tho

i think goobs meant the original 20

[visual vortex]

I still like them

And im pretty sure they've been around since rogue trader

Gw just plucked them out and put them in 40k

[dire kayak]

iron hands have more kits than the salamanders

[visual vortex]

Or maybe im hallucinating

[twin flower]

Successor chapters werent a thing yet around RT era

[visual vortex]

I don't know how to tell you this...

But...

[twin flower]

Oh lawd

[visual vortex]

They were the cover art on the 1987 rogue trader rulebook...

Fighting orks...

[marsh iris]

trying out this eve frontier

[visual vortex]

😞

🙏

[marsh iris]

👏 🤪

[twin flower]

i mean a lot of the old lore got retconned in modern 40k tho

[somber stream]

How's the spreadsheet situation bro

[unkempt iron]

And we are supposed to paint krieg yellow to get ASL representation because "Euh... Theyre just diffrent colored gasmask dudes"

[feral vessel]

Hi licht and hi Garut..

hi flesh tearers guy too

[somber stream]

Hello Plant

[marsh iris]

uhh its different from the old formula

[dire kayak]

i might get the knight destrier

but ughh i need to save for the t'aunar

[marsh iris]

i might die from lack of fuel

[unkempt iron]

Dude your faction is literally consists the same looking dudes with diffrent power ranger getups

[marsh iris]

hello plant

[somber stream]

Like irl or in the game

Has the Strait situation affected the galactic fuel pricing

[marsh iris]

both

[somber stream]

Shiiiieeeeeeeeet

Check your local egg prices

Usually the reliable indication

[orchid lynx]

egg

[somber stream]

Egg

[marsh iris]

we still supposedly have plenty reserves, no cause for concern.. yet

[somber stream]

Singapore's a major trade route right?

[marsh iris]

yeag

[somber stream]

I don't think they'll let you guys run dry that easily

Gotta move, what's left of it

[gusty flume]

my name jeff

[marsh iris]

2/3 oil from gulf

[gusty flume]

i big gay

[visual vortex]

Okay clearly you dont understand what im saying

Im saying that i like the crimson fists because of HOW OLD they are outside of 40k

Not in 40k

[gusty flume]

knowledge is power

[dire kayak]

i like the crimson fists because they make the ultramarine colour scheme look less boring

[visual vortex]

They've been around since 1987 and were the first space marines ever featured

🤤

[visual vortex]

I like their design

But i like the carcharodon design more

[visual vortex]

Good morning

[dire kayak]

carcharodon's deserve minis

[dire kayak]

malloww

[visual vortex]

Tyberos had one but it sucked ass

[dire kayak]

and i guess they moved him to legends

[visual vortex]

I think i have their paints somewhere

But im too lazy to look rn

[patent grove]

Sup

[visual vortex]

Hi

[fair bridge]

yay i fixed my media server

[gusty flume]

Since tact axe doesnt have cleave stat. If i were to get 100% cleave from skills how does it work? In comparison to a wep with natural cleave

[green vector]

Stats cap at 80

[cosmic burrow]

Every weapon has innate cleave

It would simply double

From 2 to 4 for example

[gusty flume]

thx brothers

oh shit my name is finally red

im not a casual

[cosmic burrow]

No giffs or pictures in gen chat

Other channels however

[fair bridge]

u will always be a casul..........

[gusty flume]

not the truth bro

[fair bridge]

[gusty flume]

bro i gambled 5k weeklies and got all shit curios

someone should gamble since i got shafted already

[fair bridge]

time for more psyker fun

[delicate vapor]

[patent grove]

What ones are you looking for

[tawdry edge]

"Psyker" and "fun" in the same sentence...

[dire kayak]

i find psyker very fun

[tawdry edge]

Tried leveling up psyker and i got so bored i stopped playing completely

[patent grove]

Melee psyker is exceptionally fun

Long live the BFG supremacy

[fair bridge]

melee psyker

laspistol

scrier's gaze

[tawdry edge]

I'm simply not playing psyker ever again

[fair bridge]

ur simply a stupid little ding dong

a weezo perhap

[somber stream]

:o

[gusty flume]

anything 410 tbh

17 toughness in particular

[delicate vapor]

noob

[stuck crescent]

"Oh I use garlic aioli"

You unfresh bonobo, it's aioli, all aioli has garlic in it

Stupidest thing I've heard all week

[dire kayak]

uh

whats aioli?

[stuck crescent]

Wrong chat, sorry

[lost bone]

Is there a reason why everyone in the morning star's name a bunch of boxes?

[stuck crescent]

Garlic and mayonnaise, basically

[fair bridge]

#🎒support-issues

[south valve]

Me when it’s Easter

[fair bridge]

oh shit it is easter

[dire kayak]

ironkin steeljacks tomorrow

[fair bridge]

damn i have to cook today

[south valve]

Mallow, you need to cook

[delicate vapor]

just saw some bullshit on twitter

[tawdry edge]

its twitter

there is only bullshit

[dire kayak]

i dont feel very good again

hopefully i dont feel this shitty when i get the steeljacks

[tawdry edge]

everythings fine goobs

[dire kayak]

i wanna be in a somewhat okay mood to paint them

[thin wagon]

I need to mini paint again. I wanna try a shading technique again.

[dire kayak]

piece of shit kravek morne born on 18/4/2026

[fast parcel]

is there a place i can train getting attacked by certain things? especially things like captains, twins, ragers? meat grinder just for damage testing

nice to spawn a twins, or just one of them and try

repeatedly

[green vector]

download mob spawner

[fast parcel]

you have a link to it? havent modded darktide before

[green vector]

Creature Spawner - Darktide Nexus - Nexus Mods

idk if i can post links or not

[fast parcel]

ty

thats enough

[green vector]

[south valve]

I have the weak off and I've got a cold, this is bs

[green vector]

i caught my flu the day before my 2 days off last week

fucking blows ass

[south valve]

😔

[green vector]

life is so dogass ngl

[dire kayak]

exactly

[somber stream]

Had a dream, short one. I had kids, 2 of them

Then the nuke dropped

🚬

[teal token]

E

[dire kayak]

the what

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hotlined

[dire kayak]

haiiiii

mrrrp

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[somber stream]

Tactical nuclear bomb

Russian made

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[teal token]

Bored...

[south valve]

Always the opportunity to kill heretics for the Lex

[delicate vapor]

having more shrimp

hello

[teal token]

Hello comrade Painted
Hello comrade Elios

[delicate vapor]

fail

[teal token]

Seafood?

[patent grove]

Ive had dreams with this before. A little unsettling

[delicate vapor]

yes

[patent grove]

Or alien invasions

[somber stream]

Seen the documentaries about Hiroshima?

[teal token]

I just have couple of durian just now

[dire kayak]

i cant do my coping activity of painting minis until tomorrow this sucks

[somber stream]

The long line of people walking to the nearest water source?

Lol nvm me, it's Sunday! Partaaaayyyy

[delicate vapor]

had a dream aliens dropped a black hole onto earth and I was on a different planet watching it

[languid hazel]

Shimps

[dire kayak]

i usually dream about my exes

[delicate vapor]

correct

[dire kayak]

i might play some arbitrator

[teal token]

Any lobter Elios?

[delicate vapor]

no

just shrimp

[south valve]

It's just that shrimple

[delicate vapor]

also watching my live subject be infected by the flood

[teal token]

Eh

[languid hazel]

-# gaymers. I get more edibles tomorruh :3

-# know what that means?

[dire kayak]

we're one in a krillion

[dire kayak]

can you share?

[languid hazel]

-# more darktide n chill c:

[dire kayak]

i need to not feel for a while

[languid hazel]

-# sure! i just need to find a place that can deliver to ye and know your address and I might be able to get ye something

[teal token]

In your heart?

[south valve]

Edibles as in like

"Stimms! Come get 'em!" - Bounty Hunter

[languid hazel]

“I NEED STIIIIMS!”

John Heldiver moments before being obliterated

[south valve]

"Helldivers never die!" explodes

[teal token]

They never die but explode?

[dire kayak]

im probably really weird for using spearhead boltgun on arbi

[teal token]

Why?

[pearl viper]

yes. very weird for using one of the best guns in the game on one of the best classes in the game

guys. get him.

[dire kayak]

hm

[teal token]

Squish the goober?

[pearl viper]

squish

[south valve]

Arbites use bolters in lore

which is really funny to me, because imagine a bunch of police blowing up the streets around them to arrest one guy

[cobalt lichen]

Sounds normal if you’re American

[south valve]

True

[cobalt lichen]

I’m tempted to use bolter for a bit

[teal token]

Dew it?

[south valve]

"Bolter? I hardly kno-" head gets blown off

[elder merlin]

[teal token]

Are both marks good?

Sorry forgot name..

[south valve]

I've never liked the slow one, but I've seen people say it's good for single target

[teal token]

Is it Mark 2b and Mark 3?

[twin flower]

Mark 3 has the bigger kaboomy booms

but slightly less dmg

[teal token]

The single fire one are more accurate and has less recoil that's all and less damage with bigger radius blast

[twin flower]

2b with the smaller booms but more raw dmg

[teal token]

Hello comrade Macintosk

[twin flower]

Holla Goh

[cobalt lichen]

Im going to model one shortly so my as well know their vibe

[teal token]

With regular or cosmetic skins?

[cobalt lichen]

yes

I’ll be doing a lot with the exterminator I already made

[languid hazel]

I have over three thousand rounds for a belt fed machine gun with a five hundred round box mag. What do you all want me to kill?
Stalker 2 btw

[dire kayak]

youd be doing me a big favour by starting with me

[twin flower]

a nest of those invisible bloodsucker muties

[languid hazel]

-# how about I hug you instead and squish you and never let go until you feel better >:3

[languid hazel]

-# can do!

[teal token]

Hungery for more expedition maps...

[languid hazel]

“I feel quite hungry.” - Henry of Gaslitz

[south valve]

"I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY" 🗣️ ⚔️

[dire kayak]

tyranids be like:

[teal token]

Woe bug upon yee?

[languid hazel]

-# imagine if genestealers get added to dorktide. The memes will go hard c:

[twin flower]

having more enemies to kill would just sound fun

[teal token]

So if anything happens it could be bugged?

[woven sigil]

Boooo!

[tired steeple]

Finished battlesector’s main campaign

Doing the dlc campaign with sisters of battle and my god they suck shit in this game

[dire kayak]

how good are the mechanicus?

[tired steeple]

They aren’t in this one

[dire kayak]

NOOOOOO

[tired steeple]

Necrons are

Their arch nemesis

For… some reason. Idk why the mechanicus and necrons always have such beef

[feral vessel]

good afternoon now

I'm such a fat fucking chud.

[somber stream]

Time to jog

[woven sigil]

You gonna throw insults about over a gif again today, Plant?

[feral vessel]

You appear to have mispelled 'insults'. On account that I'm not a shitass I won't use this obvious opening against you.

[tired steeple]

I taste blood

[woven sigil]

Ahh yes, deflection, classic

[woven sigil]

You should probably visit your doctor then

[tired steeple]

I just bite my lips too much

[feral vessel]

I'm not even going to say anything on account that arguing with some of you people in this server is like arguing with a 2nd Generation Super Mutant.

[woven sigil]

Skill issue

[feral vessel]

ok

[woven sigil]

Bite someone elses lips

[tulip kettle]

@supple widget Evil Larry

[fair bridge]

ignore fascists, simple as

[twin flower]

its so shrimple

[delicate vapor]

KILL

[blazing hawk]

Ay which one of you

Speak japanese

I ain't using Google translate

[feral vessel]

thank you for the wise words @fair bridge

i will pray for your safe return from travels

[fair bridge]

i am wize

[supple widget]

Hehe hiii

[fair bridge]

is yuor pfp real

wat is that

[supple widget]

It’s just a cat I found online

[fair bridge]

wat is a cat

[tulip kettle]

Scary Larry

[fair bridge]

wat.......... wat..............

[feral vessel]

a mammal

that like

walks on fouir legs..

has paws..

[feral vessel]

evolutionary failure..

[woven sigil]

Ahh yes, the "everyone I don't like is a fascist" habit, original

[fair bridge]

facist

waooo

its not rly a habit if im right though

i dont make the rules pal 🚬

[woven sigil]

Except you're not

[feral vessel]

and who decides if they're right or not..

[fair bridge]

oh yeah show me ur ID with ur full name and address

and ur moms credit card with the three numbers on the back

[woven sigil]

The dictionary

[feral vessel]

have you ever picked up a dictionary in your life

like a physical, hardback dictionary

[fair bridge]

a person who advocates or works to further the aims of fascism : an adherent of or participant in a populist political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual, that is associated with a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, and that is characterized by severe economic and social regimentation and forcible suppression of opposition

wao holy shit that does sound like u

thats crazy..

[woven sigil]

Brother I'm in my 30s... no, I've never picked up a dictionary in my life, not even once

[delicate vapor]

your profile pic looks like Sadako

[fair bridge]

i think it is!!!

[feral vessel]

you'd be damned

[woven sigil]

You are a literal moron I'm literally left leaning

[feral vessel]

mallow i think the ragebait is too effective on this one

[woven sigil]

"Ragebait" > has called me a fascist on multiple occasions because they can't tell when I'm fucking with people, aight

[feral vessel]

bruva in christ i think you're the one that can't tell if you're being fucked with

[tulip kettle]

It is

[south valve]

This conversation is cringe, talk about darktide character ships instead

[delicate vapor]

knew it

[woven sigil]

C'mon now, thats a bit rich given you lost it over a gif the other day

[tulip kettle]

I ship myself with Brahms

[feral vessel]

you clearly do not understand my advanced angermaxxing strategy

[fair bridge]

left leaning on the pole after the revolution comes to wipe out the monsters whose blackened souls will lie forgotten and unloved

[south valve]

BASED

[fair bridge]

nah but thats sick though

[dire kayak]

felt silly so decided to paint the cyber-mastiff

[fair bridge]

can i see

[woven sigil]

Yes, you're so original and absolutely aren't subject to the same fallibility as everyone else, jsut much down your L and be better next time 😉

[feral vessel]

im busy watching rinda karnak score a dunk over the loyalist basketball team again

[feral vessel]

thanks for the advice random person

[woven sigil]

Ahh yes, that revolution that's been coming since the 1960's

[fair bridge]

i bet i could beat rinda at a foot race

[dire kayak]

What's going on

[feral vessel]

morons on both sides of the convo

[dire kayak]

are we beating up merp

[fair bridge]

oh ur actually a fascist holy shit i was just kidding

[south valve]

Doesn't Rinda like philosophy or something?

[feral vessel]

room temperature IQ in gen-chat restored gg

[woven sigil]

Being historically aware is a problem now? Wild, you people will cling to anything

[feral vessel]

ah yes
the murderous psychopath that writes thought-provoking philosophy in her spare time

[dire kayak]

i went to paint for FIFTEEN MINUTES

[fair bridge]

"you people".......... uh........ bros............

[dire kayak]

and come back to FASCISM TALK

[woven sigil]

[feral vessel]

FAILS TO IDENTIFY THE OBVIOUS BAIT
FOR THE 4TH FUCKING TIME

ARE YOU ACTUALLY AN IDIOT

[fair bridge]

can i SEE the PAINTING

[south valve]

It was in a Frip Frop video

[fair bridge]

ur makin me made.....

[woven sigil]

Can you not tell that was also a bait comment..

[dire kayak]

NO!!!!! (yes you can ill post it in mini chat)

[fair bridge]

holy shit is that a seal

[agile shuttle]

What are we doing brothers… 30 yr old arguing on discord w probably a minor. This is not what the emperor wants

[feral vessel]

oh so we're doing minus x minus makes a plus now huh

[feral vessel]

the emperor wanted worse things, correct

[woven sigil]

I'm bored and don't have work today

[fair bridge]

same

i forgor it was easter

[feral vessel]

the god emperor was probably present on the stein's island fyi

[fair bridge]

the stein

what is he a college buddy of yours

[south valve]

Frankenstein's island

[woven sigil]

I did take the liberty of buying myself an egg tho, so thats nice

[fair bridge]

frankenstein's island omg

[modest flume]

DEYS NO FLAYVA WIFFOUT SPÖHT

[feral vessel]

i think i wouldnt be here if i was

tbf

[fair bridge]

english is such a beautiful language

[feral vessel]

mossad would've moved me to a safe location by now

[dire kayak]

IM CRUING

[modest flume]

Toughen up, you're Creeding all over the place!

[tired steeple]

is political talk not banned here

I mean I'm always up for it

but it comes up often and no mod's stopped anyone

[south valve]

I've seen political chat be shut down once ever

then again, I haven't been here long

[feral vessel]

it isn't illegal if there's nobody there to see it

[south valve]

Me when I commit murder

[fair bridge]

it wasn't really political talk it was more just mutual shit talking out of boredom and because no one else was talking about anything

and when something else came up the convo just kinda died

[feral vessel]

erm

[tired steeple]

I have a strong political opinion

we should put our souls into metal shells

[feral vessel]

breasts.

[tired steeple]

and trap our gods in shards

[feral vessel]

is that a political opinion

[south valve]

It's one I agree with

[feral vessel]

how do i have 7 gigs left on my main drive

[tired steeple]

I have 1 gig lmao

[dire kayak]

i think we should all move to mars and create the mechanicus

[tired steeple]

I have monster hunter rise downloaded

rdr2

and battlsector

[fair bridge]

also the politics rule is super funny bc aquila actively brings that stuff up often especially in regards to immigration - its really just a subjective thing

i think talking about it in gen chat is probably cringe though

[feral vessel]

rules for thee not for me

[fair bridge]

esp if there's other stuff going on

[feral vessel]

huzzah

[tired steeple]

also extremely difficult to avoid politics when playing 40k

[fair bridge]

never once been in trouble for discussing politics here so i mean

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[feral vessel]

yeas

i understand..

[fair bridge]

just read tha room

[south valve]

The rule's there to not be divisive, but people are divisive here all the time so

[fair bridge]

read da room

read a room

[dire kayak]

im just typing shit

[stone rapids]

Always fun to just about fail the mission because nobody wanted to go extraction when we still had enough time

[fair bridge]

im hungryyyy but my bf isnt awake yet

[tired steeple]

I think the government should remove my money going away when I spend it

[south valve]

Good emoji

[fair bridge]

im gonna dump real hot water on his fuckin dumb head

[feral vessel]

which mission

[dire kayak]

DO IT

[south valve]

If the government didn't have laws, they I wouldn't break them

🧠

[stone rapids]

Deadside

The expedition stuff

[feral vessel]

right.

yeah i feel for u man

[dire kayak]

cadia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[south valve]

Victory or death!

[dire kayak]

i both love and hate clutching expeditions when the timer is at 0

[stone rapids]

We had one Ogryn keeping away from the rest of the team, another Ogryn who didn't notice the gates were open and kept smashing after they opened, a decent vet and my squishy ass

[limber zealot]

Gotta get every tech remnant possible

[stone rapids]

Death sadly

[dire kayak]

because usually im the last one alive using everything i have available and die to a rager

but sometimes i extract successfully

slaaneshi watched me clutch once

[tired steeple]

they're just being accurate to ogryns

[stone rapids]

I know we need to collect all the things but know when to stop

[stone rapids]

Thought they had boneheads but I guess not

[limber zealot]

The emperor scoffs at your cowardice and lauds the bravery of the ogryn in your squad who valiantly went back for more of his blessed materials

[dire kayak]

i remember one expedition mission i had, 2 people ran away from the already open sanctuary to fight a captain

one of them had 1k remnants

[stone rapids]

Ah yes, the Corpse Emperor

[limber zealot]

Incredible

[tired steeple]

think only one of the ogryn personalities is a bone 'ead

[stone rapids]

That guy who eats Psykers for fun

[limber zealot]

It's not for he does it to stay alive

Besides he's the natural predator of psykers

Top of the food chain

[feral vessel]

are there any actual advantages to having anti-aliasing enabled in any video game

or

[limber zealot]

I thought they all were

[stone rapids]

Just visuals I think

[fair bridge]

jaggies suck

DLAA is pretty good

[tired steeple]

what if the emperor doesn't even need to eat 1000 psykers a day

[midnight magnet]

He dies.

[tired steeple]

he just thinks the taste of souls is really really yummy

[stone rapids]

He'd fit in with that one tlc program for sure

[dire kayak]

it stops me from eating your frames

[fair bridge]

imagined someone asking that question at a comic book store and some big fat nerd turning around and saying "he dies" with absolute grave conviction

[midnight magnet]

It's the short answer.

Long one is LONG. 😄

[dire kayak]

since the emperor is a perpetual he'd start regenerating in the warp

[midnight magnet]

Maybe so, but Grey Knights have an order not to let that happen.

Terminus Decree, I think that was the name.

[delicate vapor]

Stomach being destroyed

In the toilet for 50 minutes

[midnight magnet]

Blessing of Nurgle.

[dire kayak]

yeah the terminus decree be kinda dumb

it shouldve been if the emperor/custodians turned to chaos

cause like, thats the juristiction of the grey knights

[midnight magnet]

Emperor on Golden Throne is the light, he is used by all warp travel since he acts like a beacon. EVery single navigator out there uses it.

If he gets up, no more light, Empire collapses.

[woven sigil]

Average morning after a takeaway

[sleek harness]

Freaks

How many chocolates did you got

[dire kayak]

big chocolate egg 🤤🤤🤤

[sleek harness]

Isn't that pricy nowadays

[dire kayak]

they are

but i love them

and besides ahriman was more expensive

[sleek harness]

It's literally just 3 chocolate bars

[dire kayak]

trueee

[green vector]

weakling

i have iron stomach#

[modest flume]

[tired steeple]

actually watched the trailer for the new edition

[woven sigil]

Brother after 20 beers and a takeaway that would make the sun's heat output embaressed I'm entitled to a shitty arse in the morning

[tired steeple]

you know a 40k animation is genuinely ruined when none of the space marines actually take any losses lmao

[modest flume]

"All of you! Weaklings! Hah!"

[tired steeple]

maybe 2 marines died on screen except for the moment where the weird boy shows up

[dire kayak]

i mean thats for one small fight

[modest flume]

It's YOUR stomach, it works for YOU

[delicate vapor]

That’s not so Halo wars 2 Spartan Jerome of you

[tired steeple]

idk if you can't show that space marines die very often then you screwed something up

[woven sigil]

Yes, it does, its the other half of the system that doesnt like to cooperate

[delicate vapor]

[modest flume]

FYM, sure it is

[dire kayak]

like im sure on the actual frontlines of armageddon theres a lot more that are dying

[modest flume]

Hell if my digestive tract was leaking out from under there I'd still keep going on

[tired steeple]

especially when you actually know how often things die on the tabletop

[marsh iris]

what are we playing fighting about

[green vector]

shitting oneself after a kebab

[delicate vapor]

Nope

[modest flume]

Yes, because the mission is the priority

[marsh iris]

poxbab

[modest flume]

A bad stomach doesn't, wouldn't, stop me from completing it

[green vector]

[somber stream]

A bad stomach with constipation is a nasty combination

[delicate vapor]

Zzzzzzz

[delicate vapor]

Friend of mine had that

[somber stream]

Be sure to eat your greens...

[delicate vapor]

We told him to drink a lot of prune juice and see what magic happens

[somber stream]

And?

[delicate vapor]

He did poop

Just for a little while but he’s fine now

But sounded like hell from outside

[marsh iris]

cant imagine the pressurized gas

[somber stream]

The man was fighting for his life

No god nor king, only bowels

[delicate vapor]

Did hear a sigh of relief

And a fart

[dark lion]

man, havoc is so fun and well designed

its great to get a mission that spawns two captains and a plague ogryn at the very start with literally zero room to fight anything

[tired steeple]

I lay eggs btw

[dark lion]

hot

[delicate vapor]

Uh free range

[south valve]

Can we kill you?

[tired steeple]

Then I won’t lay eggs

So no

Like the golden goose

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
Found a perfect vid for this

[amber delta]

this but unironically

[dire kayak]

i laid an egg once

very traumatic experience

[marsh iris]

egg yolks

👏 🤪

[feral vessel]

my cat is meowing

SO

FUCKING

HARD

CONSTANTLY

WHY.

[delicate vapor]

?

wth was that

[feral vessel]

shut the fuck up hadron

[feral vessel]

cog hag

[modest flume]

Attention/food?

[dire kayak]

meow

mraow

[feral vessel]

tried attention, tried food

[tired steeple]

Know what yeah I’ll actually allow this one

[feral vessel]

neither works

[tired steeple]

She’s probably like 400

[modest flume]

Maybe your cat is trying to point something out to you

[feral vessel]

her age is mentioned somewhere

[dire kayak]

meow

[tired steeple]

Maybe your cat is in heat

My cat’s loud when she is

[somber stream]

God forbid someone meow for shit and giggle in this house smh

[feral vessel]

she's been doing this for the past few days and the only way it's fixed is when my dad is around

it might be heat

[tired steeple]

I feel so bad when my cat’s in heat

But it’s also really funny

“I’m so horny it’s actually fucking painful I’m gonna lay on the floor awkwardly and keep meowing”

[dire kayak]

its a difficult time for the catgirls

[feral vessel]

not helping is the fact that unity is doing the fucking
"I AM THE LAW. YOU SHALL NOT DO ANYTHING WITH THIS PREFAB BECAUSE IT HAS A SINGLE BROKEN SCRIPT SOMEWHERE INSIDE OF IT BUT I WON'T TELL YOU WHERE"

[dire kayak]

ooouughhh

[south valve]

Literally 1984

No freedom of meow

[dire kayak]

meow

[somber stream]

Meowsters

The lot of them

[balmy pond]

meow back duh

[feral vessel]

i hate unity but i need to use it for reasons beyond what you lot can comprehend

[dire kayak]

tell us