#general-chat
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Can't have them be involved in shit like TWITTER
When i was young, i just had facebook and texted my friends
The only people that I know that still actively post on social media are all idiots
and posted god awful photos
When I was young I used meeting in person
I didnt know what the fuck a selfie was until 2018
The smart people that I know are digitally invisible aside from an obligatory linkedin profile
Ok but its like. not really. music, in the traditional sense. its more like. Music. It's not a genuine recommedation of mine It's just something I like https://youtu.be/42Uk_mIYRUY also FLASH WARNING
When i was 18 mind you
I never owned a smart device until I was 21
GUYS I FOUND IT I FOUND IT
im certain that people only use twitter for porn
A shame you need to be active on social if you're working as an artist
llike really
Despite being only 3 years older than my wife, i honestly feel like a boomer next to her
Oh, sure. I like it well enough, but I’d love to see what more they could do with it.
WOOD ELF BATTALION BOX IN MY MUMS GARAGE 95% UNTOUCHED CIRCA 2008
X
Sex
Fantasy?
You see the connection there since Elon took it over
YES BROTHER
Owning a smart device as a kid isn't the problem. My daughter has an iPad. What matters are the apps on it
🙈
Ohh? 👀 👀 👀 👀
2008? Metal or plastic? Should be plastic.
Is it one of those educational ipads?
I dont let my boy watch those attention ruining cartoons
Either that or bitch about politics
he is 3 this year
what did you think of the red one 💀 , i'm looking for good ones
yup
£150 on eBay
Which red one lol
Its almost as if when you give attention to your children, they turn out fine
The one I linked silly
No it's just a normal iPad with parental controls
Craziness.
sweet
On Chemical Evidence (third song) now and it's not bad
I swear, people pump out children to brag
You mean Cocomelon?
If the new generation of kids can have mobile devices should only be the ones used for education, little access to internet and restrictions
get her one of those rlly big insect ipad cases
Way ahead of you
Oh sweet
I won't listen to it alot but I can see why you dig it
She has a gigantic pink butterfly

Cocomelon literally has babies strapped to high chairs to optimise every 3 seconds for engagement
Like sure, i became a father at 23, my wife was 20. We were both busy as fuck. But we understood the assignment
my son is 3 now
You’re not wrong. There are those who deserve to be parents and those who are.
I just treat him like the way you are supposed to treat a kid
i grew up watching tom&jerry popeye, fineas and ferb,
Those were good shit.
anything that disney put out between 1980- 2010
i thought i had nostalgia
nah, old cartoons were better, because children were treated as people
not some side project to be raised by ipads
My daughter did watch Cocomelon and paw patrol and all that. Not sure it did any damage. She's been in school for a few years now and appears to be developmentally either ahead or on pace, depending on the subject. You just have to also show them other things.
https://youtu.be/MWdqIZvkv6Y
https://youtu.be/BmmMfZR8C80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9elj2zVH_Ew
These 3 are ones I enjoy quite a lot.
Yeah, that’s the sweet spot. Had Hercules, Atlantis, Treasure Planet, all the good stuff.
lets not forget about dream works
and theyre work
I am not planning on raising mine puritanically
Yesterday we watched the Artemis 2 launch footage and then some of the ISS tour videos made by astronauts
She loved it
I just know what is good and what isnt
Ah, yes.
Does she know about the poop?!?!
Yes

when shes older and into space stuff. try astroneer in coop with her good game
Astroneer, Starbound, No Man Sky
im going to cd cabinet
This is literally what people have forgotten to teach their children
to get picture
Thanks for the tip
If you dont bend over to their whims, you are a bad parent appereantly
i love those cases

Third one just gave me nostalgia lmao
only danger there is gravity and plants
dusts off old VHS collection
I wish i could like astroneer more but my brain is not capable for storage managament games
I do love the colourful vibe style of the game
My son likes me and my wifes minis. I will go bankrupt when ge turns 10
i want to get astroneer for the purpose of blowing everything up
We both play guard, fyi
Was very cool
This morning I showed her some Jurassic World Evolution 2 and then she spent two hours making her own dino park in the living room with my old dinosaur toys hahah
nah you suck everything up instead
With your funny vaccum
Which regiments? 👀
ASL and Krieg
It was cute, so reminiscent of what I used to do
peak
Very nice! I’m a long-time Moebian 53rd fan. Steelheads are where it’s at.
Here's my relaxation song
https://youtu.be/e2sX5L-VURE?si=3Ue2NSCK5XA0eUXD
Fair enough
then play with me. i will manage the resources
I buy my own stuff off 3rd party sites, she buys them off GW, then lectures me on how i am irresponsible for getting 6 chimeras for 30 euros off temu
I'm gonna stab Dukane
have you tried out the third game yet? honestly i didnt really see the difference aside from new japanese like area and baby dinos i think so
GIRL, YOU PLAY HORDE GUARD
Haha! Honestly, I love that the 53rd prioritizes heavy frontal assaults. Heavy Ogryn attacks.
nearly all of my old toys got partitioned between younger cousins
Nah, but I've barely played this one. I got it from a friend years ago. We just did that first story mission in Arizona
I miss my toys room
Eh. I'm Hive Scum for life
ahh, fair enough
I was raised on barney scooby and power rangers
And studio ghibli but the old man denies being a nerd (despite the mountain of mtg)
JW2 is still fun
Yeah I might play more of it
7 russes, some 10 chimeras, 4 sentinels and a krieg arty team i put ASL 3rd party crews on
Seemed pretty cool
I totally understand. Their underhanded tactics can throw the fight pretty quick.
only things that stayed were lego technic stuff and nerf guns
with like 8 squads of guardsmen
I mainly do it for drugs
Speaking of which
Buy some or get injected
Hi skully! Also saw Hank, so hi Hank.
Grandmother had little einsteins cassettes
And… backyard… igans? Something like that?
I also have a 2nd army of CSM, because i refuse to play Space Marine aspect warriors, i mean primaris
I sold my Eldar after 10th, if i cant cast spells, it aint eldar
simple as
Gotta snag my Lemun Russ and go nuts!
ouuuugghhgg im so eepy,,,,
Shouldnt have done that
11th ed will have “psionic” flavored shiz at the very end of its cycle 
i wont be awake soon
It just aint the same as the Psychic Phase
also, removal of fate die
fuck you GW
The goob desires a hammer to the facr
you gave our ability to the sisters
Wonder if they’ll do a collectors codex for the 11th edition Astra Militarum.
please no
I feel like we’ve been needing one for a hot minute.
ill grant you wishes if you spare me
Barbarians are the best
@twin dirge your goob desires something hefty to aide in their slumber
I managed to snag the collectors codex for Space Orks. A thing of beauty.
I absolutely played the shit out of my 3k eldar army over 8th and 9th
got like 70% of the money i spent back
But I don't mean World Eater type barbarians. I mean Conan the Barbarian, Sword and Sorcery barbarians
i aint complaining
Aaaah, a fellow Faith/Strenght build enjoyer
"I unga, therefore i bunga"
Less faith, more Strength
But after you cross yourself. Lol.
Actually writing a story about a Barbarian character
Also. Why are there 3 akis now
meep
I'm a single celled organism bro, mitosis
Ah yes… the mating call of the North American Timberdoodle.
I duplicate over time
So... basically Fury of the Faitful Zealot?

He was born into a Barbarian village and it was attacked from the influence of a sorcerer, and the leader of the attack is his own mother who succumbed to sorcery. Now he hunts not only her, but all the remnants of his tribe
Pretty much. Thing blind faith. Massive blind faith.
Guys guys guys guys, OUGHHHHH
I SPRAYED FUCKING TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE
Let me lick
bunny review: ouuhhghhg im so eepy,,,, bluurrghgh eppy,,,,/10
kinky
I am a freak, and a shark
plant problems
I do what I want
Heretical behavior.
Shut it
Happy rabbit day
Become lizard. Lick it off.
Hit em square in the mitochondria
Purge the unclean!
Guys I'm gonna wear a rabbit tail to work tonight
Its gonna be a belt, right?
show me
Our faith cause him to stumble, brothers! The Emperor Protects.
Its gonna be a belt… right…?
can i show you my freaky sharksona
Does he? Didn't do so well for the sixth did he?
Some questions we shouldn’t know the answer to.
Yes
We don’t talk about the sixth.
get your brain out of the fucking gutter skully
do you taste like lettuce
Tertium belongs to the Conclave, not 53rd
For now.
Forever
Actually, you may be right. I don’t see the 53rd actively trying to change that.

WAZAAHHHHHHH
Fun fact: Hive Scum have kidnapped a 53rd on the mourningstar and covered him with graffiti
More of an… unspoken peace.
Haha! He probably had it coming.
He was one of the drill sergeant and tried to get the Hive Scum to do push-ups. They took exception to that
not bad
Naturally. 🤣
You should download this song
@acoustic pebble what u think about da freak shark
I'm more of a metal fan tho
And I have an unironic love for game soundtracks
hoouughhhh
New Orbit Culture is pretty great.
hungy and eepy,,,,
Oh no, im tattling to the mutual fembo immediately
We asking the important questions to see how hard of a time akis gonna have 👀
This is both a game soundtrack and metal track
Where is it?
yea thats what i woudlve done
Too nervous. Make em ferocious
she's a shy lass.
waffles would be nice
Let me train her. She will become STEEL
Haven't had waffles in years
those
I'm actually pissed
au revoir orgustine
same here
i dont know why i have the weird habit of randomly saying darktide dialogue
Not one. I'm ashamed and infuriated
I favor pancakes, myself. Double chocolate chip pancakes. Mmmm.
For a while my breakfast consisted of 12 eggs and milk
chocolate waffles...
its easy probably!!!!!!!
the free fight to entertain yourself too
What the fuck
It is! I just need to go to the store lol
12 eggs and milk?
They’ve got some great strawberry and blueberry waffles.
I wanted to get bigger. I used to be a skinny fuck
Now I got MASS
chug eggs
Used to be the same way. Then I turned 30.
It was insane, and I enjoyed the lifestyle
No lol, I cooked em
i stress eat a lot so i gain quite some weight
itd be funnier if you chugged eggs lmfao
I'm almost there. I need to gain some muscle again
Funny? Yes. Badass? ABSOLUTELY!! Heart attack? For my scrawny ass? It was bound to happen lol
It’ll get easier as you get older. However, the maintenance becomes a pain quite quick.
I went Bane mode insane just to get bigger
did it? 💀
Honestly doesn't bother me. I love that shit
I miss doing that. Sadly, my body can’t deal with the stress of it anymore.
Old war injuries got worse. Lol.
Yeah lol. But I woke up at like 3am, run at 3:15, cook at 5am
Fun fact: you’ll get more out of a fast-paced walk. I didn’t believe it either until I tried it.
And after the military, my back was broken. So now I just get big in the wrong way loo
Preach brother!
I was getting ready for the military. I needed to run
But I don't regret a damn thing. When I get my back fixed, I'm going back to the gym
Makes sense. Nowadays, if you see me running, you probably should too. Something bad is going down. I don’t run for anything nowadays.
mass in da ass or mass in general
Excellent.
i yearn for the former
Sadly the later. My ass was always THICC
Mine wasn’t. I had flat-ass syndrome until after I got out.
i dont even know about mine
give me some holy shit
im not flat but i still have places to go
i just get sad whenever i pay attention to that stuff
My ass was so big my Drill instructors yelled at me for thinking I was intentionally sticking it out
mine isnt even that big but it is well defined and quite bubbly.
That’s funny.
Same
mine gets slapped by my friends
I'm not explicitly a fat ass, it just has some nice cushion to it
sorta that generic femboy twink ass


Funny at first, until they just called me fatass for the rest of boot camp
😱
pre much
Yeah… when they catch something to rip on, they’ll stick with it forever.
Im more ligament than anything else
All knobs n bones
Long as it doesnt kill you
im surprised more 40k fans dont listen to james mastromattei his songs fit the aesthetic PERFECTLY
It wasn't too bad though. I was one of the very few that actually put out
i will listen
I literally kept going until I passed out
Me listening to endless taverns 40k stuff

for some reason hes moved most of his songs to a different account called cyberjim
Well, duh. No instructor/drill sergeant wants a dead recruit on their record. That’ll destroy their career.
so ill sedn you his main album
I enslave monkeys and force them to make drugs
I mean guys in general but yeah
o deer
They kill us in different ways
MAKE drugs?
Not a deer, a paddle
Demoralizing the recruit is but the first step.
Yes
i know a deer
a
It honestly was not that hard. Just do what Ogryns do: Follow orders

I agree. Simple stuff. However, there were plenty in my platoon who never got the message. So, we all suffered for it.
But since I was the largest guy there, I was always the casualty for most drills
So I couldn't protect the Lil uns

It do be like that
we talking jarhead jargon now?
Yup. But, those days are behind me. Now, it’s all about that Fort Couch lifestyle.
Hive Scum: "SHAMK"
Heretic: "Bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?"
Arbited: "Oioioi ya wankah wots all this then? You got a loicense fer gettin stabbed?"
Hive Scum: "I got me a loicense fer stabbin roight 'ere" [Shows Glorious Stabbin Loicense] "FROM DA EMPRAH"
Arbites: "Well a loicense is a loicense. Sorry mate, can't interfeah"
Heretic: "Bloody 'ell"
Hive Scum: "Bit sad innit"
i forgor
Not anymore! Moving on to our favorite ships in Darktide
Birmingham
male maul x male professional
all. day.
Tertium really is the Birmingham in 40k
Also it took me a few seconds to read that because of the way it was written
Male Maul is being hit on by Female Fatalist
Birmingham was a place in rogue trader
Awesome
seems more platonic
professional simps for maul
It was basically super ass and nobody wanted to live there
So like real Birmingham
not to mention "MANDATED EDICT: LET'S YOU AND ME FIND A QUIET CORNER~"
Yeah
Perfection
Also back then the space marines had built in sunglasses and were police
I have a picture of one of the art pieces kn my phone
it still exists as a feral world btw
Maul: "Failure to assist an Arbitrator in distress. Mandated edict: A good kicking"
iirc
Some of the hardest shit ive seen
Old school art?
"Mandated edict: DEATH!"
Scum to m judge: i like me a big strong man thats sure of himself
Maam, kindly no.
harder. daddy.
Literally the best artwork for anything GW has
Just how cartoony it looks and then you read the books and it looks like you just went through the Somme
really??
No
meow
[Underwater noises]
We call that
yes and no
“Blub”
prof seems to genuinely like maul
Damn, you right
as they're one of the few personalities that seems to ACTUALLY want to talk to maul without any strings attached
I do know Male Professional likes the Female Authoritarian tho
I was gonna say this is the first time ive heard professional actually take an interest of any kind seriously
everyone likes the auth personalities tbf
Oldhammer
Even the Bounty Hunter Hive Scum likes Authoritarian
Oldhammer is pure kino
Midhammer is still besthammer
Nuhammer is soulless
Art wise
@feral vessel btw, I highly recommend you have a chiropractor on standby when you start lifting again. I swear by them now.
i do not lift, yet
i plan to start deadlifting because its good for your thighs and abdomen
i plan for a very specific body shape
Check dms
Right on.
I sent the pic i was talking about
I did wrestling and rugby when i was younger
I ended up with a neanderthal build
Nice.
Absolute perfection
im just gonna eat for pleasure until i instate the mechanicus with leanna and go from thjere
Guy I hit the jackpot again
i already have a thin waist but i need to get more defined hips
I’ve only ever had a six pack once in my life. Never again. I was miserable.
I found the novelisation of the movie Doom
I took after my mothers side. Which are all built like dwarves
Oml
Lethal at short distances.
My brother got the fathers side of build
Diggy diggy hole…
compact build
portable heavyweight
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
jesus fucking christ
i might write a little on my homebrew chapter
still dont know how to organize one though
It aint all sunshine and rainbows tho, i cant find a good jacket that fits my shoulders since i was 19
The ones that fit are plus sized
yeah i can imagine
what to eat now..
i appreciate being small
although because of the lore of my chapter i can bend the rules a little
Me~
vhat
thats my job
steelheads when i introduce them to magnetheads
Alright everyone: Favorite Darktide track that isn't Disposal Unit. Go.
Empires will Fall solos
Path of Trust.
THERES NO FLAVA!!!
Everyone wants to be me until they realize i have to eat like 2500-3000 calories minimum a day, cant find clothing or fit in anywhere that is supposed to be for normal people
I fucking despise public transport because of this
i feel for you..
My cat is addicted to coffee wtf
im not even that short im like mid-sized
Doesnt help when i live in İstanbul where like 15-20 million people do so aswell
Who I gotta cannibalize?
1.75 meters last time I checked
I miss those days.
youre a full foot taller than me
damn
Then you don't want to know my height
I’m 6’0”. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. People always asking you to reach shit…
Real brother
Type shit
"Oh my god, you are so tall, you play basketball?"
But they ask me to lift them up instead
there's this furry guy on instagram that does videos in vrchat. every single video starts with an ass shot of his avatar and then he starts to talk about minerals at an incredibly professional degree
should i b scared
a lot of people
"Do you play Basketball?"
Fuck no. I play Volleyball
I had one job as a point guard. Push them fucking pivots around
Not a problem to me
Centers
its avrg where i live. in fact im shorter than most people i know
All the centers i knew were built like slendermen
he only thing stopping me from being a proper femboy is my big ass fucking nose
I was the literal counter in the box
it irritates me
You’ll grow into it. I shit you not, when you hit 30, get ready for changes.
i love the colours i chose for the warpborn
D-do people over there in the state default to being a femboy if they're bellow 1 meter 7?
imminent twink death
(jk youre a femboy as long as you feel like it)
Man, i am afraid. I aint the leanest atm. But i like it. Im just scared its gonna stay on when i hit the 30yo deadline
prob
It’s manageable, don’t get me wrong. However, you really have to keep at it with maintenance.
Being tall sure is nice and has it advantages, but only shallow women use that as a basis for a good partner
Chin up, buttercup
Get complacent once and risk looking like Homer Simpson.
I work out 3 times a week nowadays, i was doing 5
That’s great!
Keep that up!
Thank tou
i hold a grudge against femboys
Well, like i said. I am 26 still
i havent met a single one that hasnt mentally damaged me
Alright, I'm going to get some Dim Sum. You're all getting some
And i got a son and one more on the way, i cant balance it all
one of my old co workers became one
And no you have no choice in the matter


love thyself
Even my weekends feel like weekdays cuz i have to plan them to get the most out of my free time

FUCK ITS THE END OF THE WEEKEND ALREADY?
Im chilling this weekend
Happy Easter!
im not privileged enough 
We went out last week
oh right thankgod
Yeah, i am like 23% BF atm
since im making my murder drones N cosplay right now i GENUINELY thought about getting yellow and black thigh highs for shits and giggles
I aint bulking or cutting
the fucking safety pattern
Cool. Should be easy enough to maintain that at your current workout regimen.
average iron warriors fan
me
mee
how would thy like it
i need to stress eat
o deer
Whats wrong with being one?
me
missus can we cuddle
i wish i had someone to cuddle
can we?
don fel liek it
if she says yes to goob shes picking favourites and deserves to go into the inquisition patented CBT machine

sprays weed killer on you
The ovary twister you mean?
disintegrating squirrel png
Hey Missus, wanna fight?
Not sure if the ball flattener will work on a lady
then put her through the advanced HRT machine first
and weld them on or whatever
wait. no thats wrong
I just slap estrogen onto anything nowadays
I think the Femur Breaker will do splendidly
Touch me and I'll burn the Amazon forest again
can it be me?
I'm getting buzzed, don't fuck with ms
Dont matter if you got a plug or a socket, you have a femur
share?
good enough
vhow
Gives you the estrogen stimm
i mean assuredly at least one noble has some magic estrogen equivalent
noble hrt methods gotta go WILD

Fun fact: Angron enjoys Umamasume in private
UMA MUSUME!!!!
Meanwhile, here's me: https://youtu.be/00RcsjoRuQ0?si=88JPsYNeMghj-gyi
Yes this is how my mind is nowadays
I still find it weird that Casinos and gambling is banned in Turkey meanwhile we have govt ran horse betting offices
And sports betting too
god emperor's birth nation mentioned
actually he was mesopotamian but we can ignore that because it's funnier when he's turkish
He is Turkish because i said so
He was a proto Hittite
Simple as
So uh, by region that’s Turkey now
Neolithic Anatolian
The hittites came over with the Yamnaya invasions
They were descendants of PIE (Proto Indo Europeans)
Natufians were the natives of Anatolia and the levant
im starting to wonder with my worsening mental state if ill even make it to the 7th class
Huh, didn’t know they were in Anatolia
Only ever heard of them being in the Levant
You were correct
I confused them with fhe ANF
Anatolian Neolithic Farmers
Still, he was pre-PIE
True
I aint getting into anymore genealogy autism here
My friends are addicted to that shit
happy chocolate egg day
And certainly pre-Seljuk
anyone else ever get that mood to just eat raw blocks of cheese
any type of cheese really
my personal fav to eat raw is either Parmesan or Balkan cheese
everytime i see it in the fridge
Ofc lol
hm
sometimes
going to destroy this chocolate ice cream
how am i only now realizing how extremely depressing the entire world and story of Left 4 Dead actually is
my guy forgets how depressing valve games truly are
Need more
Counter Strike is a prequel to Left 4 Dead
..yeah
Ain’t there a payday 1 mission in mercy hospital
I guess that's a good point.
Where you find patient zero behind a door
yeah there was i think
crossover mission
Oh yeaah
Yeah you steal the infection that’s the heist
Sick detail
You see the patient zero behind a locked door
I’m pretty sure it’s a witch you see and or hear
i need a hug
Hug granted
hug given
Any infected from left for dead would be bad but a witch is just blades and it’s not huge like a tank it can go into normal ass rooms
sucks it isnt canon
You know what would suck about being a carrier in left for dead
Crossover, not canon
You basically get no booty
What are the chances you meet another carrier
Hit it off
You can still be a Boomer
Don’t die
Idk
carrier?
Your only job is to explode
There's a like 8 in total
Yeah the survivors
I thought the survivors were immune
carrier of the green flu, like, unaffected by the actual symptoms but still infected
Lmao
Kind of
That’s why your pick ups allways die bro
When you get picked up
You get them infected
They turn
which justifies that the survivors can basically never return to whatever remains of society
Oh wait I think I remember seeing explain that yeah
Military had to wear masks for air
Carriers are our main cast
Or they could start a new society yknow
where the start of certain missions was how you were rescued from the former campaign
being near them makes it worse unless you became a carrier too
The survivors just don’t show symptoms
They are resistant to the green flu, but still have the virus in them
I forget if a cure was possible tho
as you said, there's like 8 of them
not really
well for now not really
I think you need at least 7 of something to start a new species or race
Like I get the feeling the military would of just killed thrm and studied their entire body’s
Realistically, they would be isolated until a cure is found
Which obviously would be fuckint no fun
Tell that to the pitbull breeders
i think that's what happens after the parish mission
Pitbull breeders sre stupid
where you're extracted by the military
One dude created a whole race with 1 dog
Yeah the military dudes base gets overrun
2x pimpy 3x bape
By like a mega horde of special infected
The small ones that cant shit?
Ones they didn’t know about
i think in the sacrifice comics shows some good details
Yeah
is that post-game lore?
Literal homonculi
Dod you know those are apparently bodyguard dogs?
That’s what I’m talking about
There’s dogs that kill lions bro
Brother, it cant stand on its 😊4 legs
Dogs that kill LIONS
It can not protect itself from its inbred genealogy
Dide this dog is actually just a bean
princess
they are so fucking big
if i recall a carrier scientist said the virus is pretty hard to pin down
The lion killing dog is elite ball knowledge
Without help
You ever see a Kangal?
It mutates constantly right?
Yeah
Cankels?
the green flu is extremely malleable i think
No, a Kangal
yea
Adapts
Its a dog breed from Turkey
Overcomes
And when infected you see uninfected as demons or something
this is the worst ive felt all year,,,,
Actual wolf-killers
goes from physical contact to air borne and the cycle goes
Lock in
you poor thing
same thing in 28 days or weeks later
Yo what would be worse
in the 28 years later movie, bone temple or one of them
I have a love-hate relationship with them
you can see from a POV from an infected
What would be worse If you got turned glowing pink or if you could only taste wood
Also don’t spoil bone temple
I need to see it some point
They are magnificent beasts, but then again. When almost all strays are literal descendants of wolf killing beasts... Yeah
yeah the infected in L4D act.. odd.
like when you're not around you can see them doing things like sitting around or (iirc) even trying to interact with machines and stuff
And fighting
The bridge mission was fun
With each other
It's kind of like it literally devolves the brain into like a animal pack
Some moria shit
i think it's basically just rabbies but more of an effect on your perception of your surroundings
find it funny they swarm you and beat you to death
Idk how to describe it
Y’all agree?
Because they cant infect it
You
Fighting in bridges and walls is fun?
that is in fact a hot take
Dude both are in that game
i mean the parish's Bridge is basically just a run for it
the fun level is the heavy rain
I like the heavy rain
I would kiss you if you were Cadia
Circus
FIFTY WITCHES
And mall
I liked it too
Shits atmospheric
the weed field was horrifying
It’s all cold Colors dark you feel the cold lmao
The witches chasing you to the elevator
No i mean like get knocked down by it
Like bro Ellis so not solid snake
Yeah
yeah i think
that's a bit off from florida
I liked the mud people
makes sense that there's a hurricane
There would be a lot of them with all the rain
I always wondered why they had the charger hung up on the swamp level
Hunted it probaly
trophy
Humans I mean
I had this dream where it was cult around it
i didnt notice mud people were different until they did the sploinky four legged loinky
And throw mud at you and blind you
likely
with their cows and their homes
America's greatest defenders
yeah swamp fever was a mood
wait what do the survivors eat.
Anyone tries to invade hillbillys sill storm them and kill them with their 50 different illegal gun modifications taped onto guns
Pre packaged food?
do they just get through the entire week of missions on an empty stomach lmao
Animals all dying from flu
Coach is seen eating chocolate in the opening scene
i forget that its only 2 weeks into the outbreak
The fact it’s killing all the animals they wouel be able to eat thoufh
fat fuck my beloved
we havent seen the true horrors yet if it were a month 
BAD SIGN
bbq bacon burger
Dod you know he runs slightly faster than other characters?
I still prefer Nick
i never noticed
hug
Coach is literally the reason why I love that burger combo
Coach is like
cheese burger apocalypse
my go to is always Elis
I like nick because he has a hickey
modded or unmodded
Coach is like the elder god of that gsme
And i find it funny that during the start of the outbreak he was getting it on with some chick
my fav is prob Nick
He has that suit on bro
got a slight feeling she also turned during so

doesnt nick have a voiceline about his ex when he pings a witch
That shit sounds familiar
He tries to pay the others to carry him through the sewers in one conversation
also in the sacrifice comics if I recall.. its somewhere but Zoeys dad was also immune to the virus so him uh choosing the good way out was optional
yea
Also i love his death rattle line
Don’t they all basically go fuck you money is worthless now?
Dont know what it's called
Pretty much
yeah the carrier gene is passed down i believe.
fun fact most carriers are also males
Unsurprisingly
so.. her dad pretty much was ok but since the two are crazy movie people
I would say dumb shit
Like did you guys know that Godzilla fought in world war 2
Technically
In one battle
I think the best feature in l4d is when Bill dies only then does his cigarette go out
what
also I like that in the comic the two guards did listen to the l4d1 survivors on how to handle being near a witch
And this was before time travel was involved
oh right bill is the original survivor that dies
canonically
He defended his island
Do you not know your WW2 history ?
Godzilla saved the islands defenders
He didn’t even eat the Americans he just killed them
sleeping in the l4d universe is a gamble 
Safe rooms
i mean you can always sleep in shifts if you have someone else with you
Now this was when Godzilla was just a dinosaur
i still would get anxious
But yeah he fought in world war 2
pure solo
Killed Americans
yeah that would suck, maybe find a high vantage spot
They mortally wounded Godzilla with big ass cannons on the navy ships
also the worse idea considering thats a special infected's trait
But Godzilla got up liek Jason after faking his death and killed the remaining American soldiers on his island
hunter scream
man might as well become an infected
those fucking bitches only got me once but it made me jump out of my chair
The Japanese did a ceremony to thank the godzilasaurus
They thanked him for his bravery and honor and apologized for not being able to take him with them because he as so big and wanting to help him.
oh wow new furry game coming out soon? sorry ooc

They gave him a fuckint military ceremony and they all cried over the godzillasaurus dying
Godzilla is a veteran
The time travel didn’t alter this either
He’s still a veteran

terrain can get expensive though
Ok
So i got a question for you fuckers
Not darktide related, but i figured there is a wealth of you all that i can probably get a good answer
So you know how you're never supposed to give a fae your true name?
What if you get your name changed, does the name change become your true name or is your true name still your original name?
damn is expeditions already dead? cant find any games even on qp 💀
hmmm
It was dead on arrival
I reckon that depends on if the fae cares about your consent or doesn't, and usually it doesn't.
So the name you gave previously would probably be your true name.
are you trying to find a loophole against mystical fairies
Depend, if you're trying to hide what is your true name, it wouldn't change.
If it really is you changing name then it would work.
But if you've already given your name it isn't yours anymore already
Yeah, but if your original name is your true name still, then the name changed name you give it isnt your true name, thus denying it power over you
Yeah that makes sense
Hmmmm
So does your true name become what you yourself recognize to be your true name then? Or what others recognize your true name as?
What you recognize as your own true name
Cause your true name comes from two other people originally, your parents, so if your parents recognize your old name as your true name
Ah
I see
Fae semantics are weird
I was jusy wondering
what is a fae exactly
Indeed, selling your name is no problem at all, just take the teacake
This feels like a death note situation
Basically all European folk tales (Think Yokai for Japan, Djiin for north Africa...)
Otherworldy mythical creature, usually residing in forests and other natural places
is it the irish fae
ok i thought that meant just fairies
Ah
Although, are all fae weak to iron? I thought some didnt share the weakness
Gnomes, Trolls, lutins... all are fea
Think it's the most common one, there might be exception but rarely

Shut up
Doesn’t Mortarion not know his true name (the name that the Emperor intended for him) And yet it has power over him, iirc the True Name is the name that was held in humanity or once intended, that’s why M’kar’s true name is Maloq Kartho

im gonna cry, wheres the admech class??? Its suppused to be next in the list becusae of certain item description in shop.
I cant be the only one waiting for this
Hello there!
tomorrow, am i right?
eventually
Not like
gave out a deadline
which they're pretty bad at, from what I hear lmao
Well well well well....well well.....well....look what do we have here
mfw i activate not one but two daemon hosts by accident (was on map spireside-13 , the one with the servo skull nest)
first one i jumped over a ledge and landed rest next to it and killed it . second one i wacked during a horde and i got trapped in a corner and died ):
o deer
hi rec
o chicken
o fart
i think elios has a thing for deer
they are.
o frog
hat do you think about louis from beastars
o beef
Who?
Is that Rem as your pfp btw
@delicate vapor what do you think about Louis from Beastars
hi plat
Please tell me it is lmao 
yes
never watched
My man 🤝
Never heard of it