#general-chat

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obtuse oak
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fr

acoustic pebble
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Can't have them be involved in shit like TWITTER

unkempt iron
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When i was young, i just had facebook and texted my friends

obtuse oak
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The only people that I know that still actively post on social media are all idiots

unkempt iron
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and posted god awful photos

acoustic pebble
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When I was young I used meeting in person

unkempt iron
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I didnt know what the fuck a selfie was until 2018

obtuse oak
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The smart people that I know are digitally invisible aside from an obligatory linkedin profile

jaunty path
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Ok but its like. not really. music, in the traditional sense. its more like. Music. It's not a genuine recommedation of mine It's just something I like https://youtu.be/42Uk_mIYRUY also FLASH WARNING

unkempt iron
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When i was 18 mind you

acoustic pebble
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I never owned a smart device until I was 21

jaunty path
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Now for

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actual recommednatiosn

little marten
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GUYS I FOUND IT I FOUND IT

jaunty path
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i had a samsung at uh

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uhh

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14

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ipad uhh

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earlier

cosmic burrow
somber stream
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A shame you need to be active on social if you're working as an artist

cosmic burrow
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llike really

unkempt iron
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Despite being only 3 years older than my wife, i honestly feel like a boomer next to her

surreal onyx
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Oh, sure. I like it well enough, but I’d love to see what more they could do with it.

little marten
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WOOD ELF BATTALION BOX IN MY MUMS GARAGE 95% UNTOUCHED CIRCA 2008

thick fog
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You see the connection there since Elon took it over

little marten
somber stream
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God damn

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Who even bought that

obtuse oak
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Owning a smart device as a kid isn't the problem. My daughter has an iPad. What matters are the apps on it

little marten
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
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2008? Metal or plastic? Should be plastic.

thick fog
unkempt iron
acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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he is 3 this year

jaunty path
cosmic burrow
little marten
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£150 on eBay

acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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Its almost as if when you give attention to your children, they turn out fine

jaunty path
obtuse oak
acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
obtuse oak
thick fog
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If the new generation of kids can have mobile devices should only be the ones used for education, little access to internet and restrictions

visual vortex
obtuse oak
acoustic pebble
obtuse oak
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She has a gigantic pink butterfly

thick fog
little marten
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Cocomelon literally has babies strapped to high chairs to optimise every 3 seconds for engagement

unkempt iron
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my son is 3 now

surreal onyx
unkempt iron
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I just treat him like the way you are supposed to treat a kid

cosmic burrow
unkempt iron
cosmic burrow
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anything that disney put out between 1980- 2010

unkempt iron
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i thought i had nostalgia

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nah, old cartoons were better, because children were treated as people

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not some side project to be raised by ipads

obtuse oak
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My daughter did watch Cocomelon and paw patrol and all that. Not sure it did any damage. She's been in school for a few years now and appears to be developmentally either ahead or on pace, depending on the subject. You just have to also show them other things.

surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
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and theyre work

unkempt iron
obtuse oak
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Yesterday we watched the Artemis 2 launch footage and then some of the ISS tour videos made by astronauts

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She loved it

unkempt iron
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I just know what is good and what isnt

surreal onyx
unkempt iron
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Also, delayed gratification people

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teach your kids that

little marten
obtuse oak
thick fog
cosmic burrow
thick fog
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Astroneer, Starbound, No Man Sky

cosmic burrow
unkempt iron
cosmic burrow
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to get picture

unkempt iron
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If you dont bend over to their whims, you are a bad parent appereantly

visual vortex
delicate vapor
acoustic pebble
cosmic burrow
surreal onyx
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dusts off old VHS collection

thick fog
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I wish i could like astroneer more but my brain is not capable for storage managament games

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I do love the colourful vibe style of the game

unkempt iron
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My son likes me and my wifes minis. I will go bankrupt when ge turns 10

visual vortex
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i want to get astroneer for the purpose of blowing everything up

unkempt iron
obtuse oak
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This morning I showed her some Jurassic World Evolution 2 and then she spent two hours making her own dino park in the living room with my old dinosaur toys hahah

thick fog
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With your funny vaccum

surreal onyx
unkempt iron
obtuse oak
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It was cute, so reminiscent of what I used to do

visual vortex
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and blow everything up

surreal onyx
obtuse oak
cosmic burrow
unkempt iron
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I buy my own stuff off 3rd party sites, she buys them off GW, then lectures me on how i am irresponsible for getting 6 chimeras for 30 euros off temu

delicate vapor
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have you tried out the third game yet? honestly i didnt really see the difference aside from new japanese like area and baby dinos i think so

unkempt iron
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GIRL, YOU PLAY HORDE GUARD

surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
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nearly all of my old toys got partitioned between younger cousins

obtuse oak
thick fog
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I miss my toys room

unkempt iron
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I play mech guard

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i have like what?

astral basin
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I was raised on barney scooby and power rangers
And studio ghibli but the old man denies being a nerd (despite the mountain of mtg)

delicate vapor
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JW2 is still fun

obtuse oak
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Yeah I might play more of it

unkempt iron
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7 russes, some 10 chimeras, 4 sentinels and a krieg arty team i put ASL 3rd party crews on

obtuse oak
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Seemed pretty cool

surreal onyx
cosmic burrow
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only things that stayed were lego technic stuff and nerf guns

unkempt iron
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with like 8 squads of guardsmen

acoustic pebble
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Speaking of which

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Buy some or get injected

feral vessel
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Hi skully! Also saw Hank, so hi Hank.

astral basin
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Grandmother had little einsteins cassettes
And… backyard… igans? Something like that?

unkempt iron
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I also have a 2nd army of CSM, because i refuse to play Space Marine aspect warriors, i mean primaris

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I sold my Eldar after 10th, if i cant cast spells, it aint eldar

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simple as

surreal onyx
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Gotta snag my Lemun Russ and go nuts!

dire kayak
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ouuuugghhgg im so eepy,,,,

astral basin
feral vessel
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many people awake now

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amazing

dire kayak
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i wont be awake soon

unkempt iron
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also, removal of fate die

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fuck you GW

astral basin
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The goob desires a hammer to the facr

unkempt iron
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you gave our ability to the sisters

surreal onyx
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Wonder if they’ll do a collectors codex for the 11th edition Astra Militarum.

dire kayak
surreal onyx
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I feel like we’ve been needing one for a hot minute.

dire kayak
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ill grant you wishes if you spare me

unkempt iron
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Look, ik eldar broken this eldar broken that

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I just like elves

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and magic

acoustic pebble
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Barbarians are the best

astral basin
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@twin dirge your goob desires something hefty to aide in their slumber

surreal onyx
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I managed to snag the collectors codex for Space Orks. A thing of beauty.

unkempt iron
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I absolutely played the shit out of my 3k eldar army over 8th and 9th

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got like 70% of the money i spent back

acoustic pebble
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But I don't mean World Eater type barbarians. I mean Conan the Barbarian, Sword and Sorcery barbarians

unkempt iron
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i aint complaining

unkempt iron
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"I unga, therefore i bunga"

acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
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Actually writing a story about a Barbarian character

astral basin
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Also. Why are there 3 akis now

dire kayak
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meep

twin dirge
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I'm a single celled organism bro, mitosis

surreal onyx
twin dirge
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I duplicate over time

unkempt iron
acoustic pebble
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He was born into a Barbarian village and it was attacked from the influence of a sorcerer, and the leader of the attack is his own mother who succumbed to sorcery. Now he hunts not only her, but all the remnants of his tribe

surreal onyx
twin dirge
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Guys guys guys guys, OUGHHHHH

feral vessel
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I SPRAYED FUCKING TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE

twin dirge
acoustic pebble
dire kayak
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bunny review: ouuhhghhg im so eepy,,,, bluurrghgh eppy,,,,/10

feral vessel
acoustic pebble
dire kayak
acoustic pebble
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I do what I want

surreal onyx
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Heretical behavior.

acoustic pebble
twin dirge
astral basin
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
twin dirge
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Guys I'm gonna wear a rabbit tail to work tonight

acoustic pebble
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I'm not fixing that

astral basin
surreal onyx
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Our faith cause him to stumble, brothers! The Emperor Protects.

astral basin
feral vessel
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
feral vessel
dire kayak
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
delicate vapor
twin dirge
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WAZAAHHHHHHH

acoustic pebble
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Fun fact: Hive Scum have kidnapped a 53rd on the mourningstar and covered him with graffiti

twin dirge
surreal onyx
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More of an… unspoken peace.

surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
jaunty path
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You should download this song

feral vessel
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@acoustic pebble what u think about da freak shark

acoustic pebble
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And I have an unironic love for game soundtracks

dire kayak
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hoouughhhh

acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
dire kayak
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hungy and eepy,,,,

astral basin
acoustic pebble
acoustic pebble
delicate vapor
feral vessel
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should be

acoustic pebble
jaunty path
acoustic pebble
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My dumbass almost said waffles

feral vessel
dire kayak
jaunty path
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waffles would be nice

acoustic pebble
delicate vapor
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p[ls

acoustic pebble
delicate vapor
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those

acoustic pebble
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I'm actually pissed

jaunty path
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years?????

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not one waffle??

dire kayak
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au revoir orgustine

delicate vapor
dire kayak
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i dont know why i have the weird habit of randomly saying darktide dialogue

acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
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I favor pancakes, myself. Double chocolate chip pancakes. Mmmm.

acoustic pebble
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For a while my breakfast consisted of 12 eggs and milk

jaunty path
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go to waffle house and treat yourself to one

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or better

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make one

delicate vapor
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chocolate waffles...

jaunty path
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its easy probably!!!!!!!

delicate vapor
acoustic pebble
jaunty path
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12 eggs and milk?

surreal onyx
twin dirge
acoustic pebble
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Now I got MASS

jaunty path
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insane bulk

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did you like

twin dirge
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I once ate 12 hard boiled eggs in under 30 minutes

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I was violently sick the next day

jaunty path
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chug eggs

surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
acoustic pebble
dire kayak
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i stress eat a lot so i gain quite some weight

jaunty path
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itd be funnier if you chugged eggs lmfao

acoustic pebble
acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
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I went Bane mode insane just to get bigger

acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
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I miss doing that. Sadly, my body can’t deal with the stress of it anymore.

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Old war injuries got worse. Lol.

acoustic pebble
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
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And after the military, my back was broken. So now I just get big in the wrong way loo

acoustic pebble
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But I don't regret a damn thing. When I get my back fixed, I'm going back to the gym

surreal onyx
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Makes sense. Nowadays, if you see me running, you probably should too. Something bad is going down. I don’t run for anything nowadays.

feral vessel
feral vessel
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i yearn for the former

acoustic pebble
twin dirge
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Twinz

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My dad gave me a very rotund ass

surreal onyx
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Mine wasn’t. I had flat-ass syndrome until after I got out.

dire kayak
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i dont even know about mine

feral vessel
dire kayak
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i just get sad whenever i pay attention to that stuff

acoustic pebble
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My ass was so big my Drill instructors yelled at me for thinking I was intentionally sticking it out

feral vessel
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mine isnt even that big but it is well defined and quite bubbly.

twin dirge
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Same

delicate vapor
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mine gets slapped by my friends

twin dirge
feral vessel
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sorta that generic femboy twink ass

delicate vapor
dire kayak
acoustic pebble
delicate vapor
twin dirge
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LMFAO

delicate vapor
surreal onyx
twin dirge
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Hell yeah

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Lemme warm up the paddle

astral basin
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Im more ligament than anything else
All knobs n bones

visual vortex
dire kayak
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im surprised more 40k fans dont listen to james mastromattei his songs fit the aesthetic PERFECTLY

acoustic pebble
acoustic pebble
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I literally kept going until I passed out

twin dirge
acoustic pebble
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But that's an old life

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Now I turn to crime

dire kayak
surreal onyx
dire kayak
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so ill sedn you his main album

acoustic pebble
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I enslave monkeys and force them to make drugs

visual vortex
delicate vapor
acoustic pebble
feral vessel
twin dirge
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
feral vessel
delicate vapor
visual vortex
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Sometimes when i close my eyes

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I see

acoustic pebble
twin dirge
surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
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But since I was the largest guy there, I was always the casualty for most drills

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So I couldn't protect the Lil uns

feral vessel
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we talking jarhead jargon now?

acoustic pebble
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Well, enough of this depressing shit

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Here's a normal day in Tertium nowadays

surreal onyx
acoustic pebble
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Hive Scum: "SHAMK"
Heretic: "Bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?"
Arbited: "Oioioi ya wankah wots all this then? You got a loicense fer gettin stabbed?"
Hive Scum: "I got me a loicense fer stabbin roight 'ere" [Shows Glorious Stabbin Loicense] "FROM DA EMPRAH"
Arbites: "Well a loicense is a loicense. Sorry mate, can't interfeah"
Heretic: "Bloody 'ell"
Hive Scum: "Bit sad innit"

balmy pond
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i forgor

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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all. day.

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
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Also it took me a few seconds to read that because of the way it was written

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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professional simps for maul

visual vortex
acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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not to mention "MANDATED EDICT: LET'S YOU AND ME FIND A QUIET CORNER~"

visual vortex
acoustic pebble
visual vortex
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Also back then the space marines had built in sunglasses and were police

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I have a picture of one of the art pieces kn my phone

feral vessel
acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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iirc

visual vortex
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Some of the hardest shit ive seen

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
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"Mandated edict: DEATH!"

astral basin
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Scum to m judge: i like me a big strong man thats sure of himself
Maam, kindly no.

visual vortex
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🤨 📸

acoustic pebble
visual vortex
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Old artwork went hard

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Some of the new art does but not as much

acoustic pebble
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Just how cartoony it looks and then you read the books and it looks like you just went through the Somme

astral basin
acoustic pebble
dire kayak
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meow

acoustic pebble
astral basin
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We call that

feral vessel
astral basin
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“Blub”

feral vessel
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prof seems to genuinely like maul

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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as they're one of the few personalities that seems to ACTUALLY want to talk to maul without any strings attached

acoustic pebble
astral basin
# feral vessel yes and no

I was gonna say this is the first time ive heard professional actually take an interest of any kind seriously

feral vessel
unkempt iron
acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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Oldhammer is pure kino

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Midhammer is still besthammer

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Nuhammer is soulless

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Art wise

surreal onyx
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@feral vessel btw, I highly recommend you have a chiropractor on standby when you start lifting again. I swear by them now.

astral basin
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People trying to burn Sighammer at the stake:

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did i do it? Did i do the reference?

feral vessel
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i plan for a very specific body shape

surreal onyx
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Right on.

visual vortex
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I sent the pic i was talking about

unkempt iron
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I ended up with a neanderthal build

surreal onyx
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Nice.

unkempt iron
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There aint no way in gods grace i will have a v taper

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I am a block with 4 limbs

acoustic pebble
dire kayak
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im just gonna eat for pleasure until i instate the mechanicus with leanna and go from thjere

little marten
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Guy I hit the jackpot again

feral vessel
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i already have a thin waist but i need to get more defined hips

surreal onyx
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I’ve only ever had a six pack once in my life. Never again. I was miserable.

little marten
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I found the novelisation of the movie Doom

feral vessel
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i already look more like a female than some of the females i know

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this is good

unkempt iron
surreal onyx
unkempt iron
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My brother got the fathers side of build

astral basin
feral vessel
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portable heavyweight

acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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Im just big

feral vessel
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jesus fucking christ

unkempt iron
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Ik the feeling

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I get that told to me a lot

dire kayak
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i might write a little on my homebrew chapter

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still dont know how to organize one though

unkempt iron
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It aint all sunshine and rainbows tho, i cant find a good jacket that fits my shoulders since i was 19

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The ones that fit are plus sized

feral vessel
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yeah i can imagine

delicate vapor
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what to eat now..

feral vessel
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i appreciate being small

dire kayak
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although because of the lore of my chapter i can bend the rules a little

feral vessel
delicate vapor
dire kayak
surreal onyx
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Steelheads for life!

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🤘🏻😎

feral vessel
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steelheads when i introduce them to magnetheads

acoustic pebble
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Alright everyone: Favorite Darktide track that isn't Disposal Unit. Go.

feral vessel
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THERES NO FLAVA!!!

unkempt iron
# feral vessel yeah i can imagine

Everyone wants to be me until they realize i have to eat like 2500-3000 calories minimum a day, cant find clothing or fit in anywhere that is supposed to be for normal people

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I fucking despise public transport because of this

dire kayak
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i hate being 5'2

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i get bullied a lot

somber stream
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My cat is addicted to coffee wtf

feral vessel
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im not even that short im like mid-sized

unkempt iron
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Doesnt help when i live in İstanbul where like 15-20 million people do so aswell

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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1.75 meters last time I checked

dire kayak
delicate vapor
dire kayak
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thats more than mid-size

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thats tall

acoustic pebble
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Then you don't want to know my height

surreal onyx
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I’m 6’0”. It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. People always asking you to reach shit…

unkempt iron
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"Oh my god, you are so tall, you play basketball?"

acoustic pebble
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But they ask me to lift them up instead

feral vessel
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there's this furry guy on instagram that does videos in vrchat. every single video starts with an ass shot of his avatar and then he starts to talk about minerals at an incredibly professional degree

should i b scared

unkempt iron
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Aunty, i am tall. Not basketball tall

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And yes, i did. And i loved it

dire kayak
acoustic pebble
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"Do you play Basketball?"

Fuck no. I play Volleyball

unkempt iron
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I had one job as a point guard. Push them fucking pivots around

acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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Centers

feral vessel
unkempt iron
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All the centers i knew were built like slendermen

feral vessel
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he only thing stopping me from being a proper femboy is my big ass fucking nose

unkempt iron
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I was the literal counter in the box

feral vessel
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it irritates me

surreal onyx
dire kayak
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i love the colours i chose for the warpborn

somber stream
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D-do people over there in the state default to being a femboy if they're bellow 1 meter 7?

feral vessel
unkempt iron
delicate vapor
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i need a new xbox gamer tag...

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but what to do

surreal onyx
somber stream
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Being tall sure is nice and has it advantages, but only shallow women use that as a basis for a good partner

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Chin up, buttercup

surreal onyx
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Get complacent once and risk looking like Homer Simpson.

unkempt iron
surreal onyx
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Keep that up!

unkempt iron
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Thank tou

dire kayak
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i hold a grudge against femboys

unkempt iron
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Well, like i said. I am 26 still

dire kayak
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i havent met a single one that hasnt mentally damaged me

acoustic pebble
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Alright, I'm going to get some Dim Sum. You're all getting some

unkempt iron
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And i got a son and one more on the way, i cant balance it all

delicate vapor
acoustic pebble
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And no you have no choice in the matter

delicate vapor
feral vessel
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love thyself

unkempt iron
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Even my weekends feel like weekdays cuz i have to plan them to get the most out of my free time

feral vessel
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FUCK ITS THE END OF THE WEEKEND ALREADY?

unkempt iron
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Im chilling this weekend

surreal onyx
dire kayak
unkempt iron
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We went out last week

feral vessel
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oh right thankgod

unkempt iron
feral vessel
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since im making my murder drones N cosplay right now i GENUINELY thought about getting yellow and black thigh highs for shits and giggles

unkempt iron
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I aint bulking or cutting

feral vessel
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the fucking safety pattern

surreal onyx
delicate vapor
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having steak tonight

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anyone want

jaunty path
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me

dire kayak
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mee

delicate vapor
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how would thy like it

dire kayak
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i need to stress eat

delicate vapor
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o deer

unkempt iron
delicate vapor
feral vessel
dire kayak
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i wish i had someone to cuddle

jaunty path
dire kayak
jaunty path
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don fel liek it

feral vessel
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if she says yes to goob shes picking favourites and deserves to go into the inquisition patented CBT machine

delicate vapor
feral vessel
acoustic pebble
unkempt iron
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Not sure if the ball flattener will work on a lady

dire kayak
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headpat?

feral vessel
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and weld them on or whatever

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wait. no thats wrong

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I just slap estrogen onto anything nowadays

unkempt iron
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I think the Femur Breaker will do splendidly

acoustic pebble
dire kayak
acoustic pebble
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I'm getting buzzed, don't fuck with ms

unkempt iron
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Dont matter if you got a plug or a socket, you have a femur

acoustic pebble
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I'll hold the world hostage for...

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ONE MILLION DOLLARS

dire kayak
acoustic pebble
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Got drugs tho

dire kayak
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good enough

delicate vapor
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vhow

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
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noble hrt methods gotta go WILD

delicate vapor
acoustic pebble
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Fun fact: Angron enjoys Umamasume in private

unkempt iron
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Dont blame him

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Horse racing is based

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Thats how i got into gambling

feral vessel
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UMA MUSUME!!!!

acoustic pebble
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Yes this is how my mind is nowadays

unkempt iron
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And sports betting too

feral vessel
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actually he was mesopotamian but we can ignore that because it's funnier when he's turkish

unkempt iron
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He is Turkish because i said so

low copper
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He was a proto Hittite

unkempt iron
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Simple as

unkempt iron
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He was natufian

low copper
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So uh, by region that’s Turkey now

unkempt iron
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Neolithic Anatolian

feral vessel
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OH

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my geography is fucked

unkempt iron
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The hittites came over with the Yamnaya invasions

low copper
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Wasn’t he an Anatolian, and not a Levantine

unkempt iron
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They were descendants of PIE (Proto Indo Europeans)

unkempt iron
dire kayak
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im starting to wonder with my worsening mental state if ill even make it to the 7th class

low copper
unkempt iron
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Actually, nvm

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I confused it

low copper
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Only ever heard of them being in the Levant

unkempt iron
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I confused them with fhe ANF

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Anatolian Neolithic Farmers

low copper
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Oh I see

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Fair mistake

unkempt iron
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Still, he was pre-PIE

low copper
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True

unkempt iron
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I aint getting into anymore genealogy autism here

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My friends are addicted to that shit

delicate vapor
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happy chocolate egg day

unkempt iron
feral vessel
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anyone else ever get that mood to just eat raw blocks of cheese

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any type of cheese really

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my personal fav to eat raw is either Parmesan or Balkan cheese

twin flower
low copper
delicate vapor
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going to destroy this chocolate ice cream

feral vessel
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how am i only now realizing how extremely depressing the entire world and story of Left 4 Dead actually is

thick fog
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my guy forgets how depressing valve games truly are

twin flower
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Need more

acoustic pebble
feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Ain’t there a payday 1 mission in mercy hospital

feral vessel
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I guess that's a good point.

gloomy tartan
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Where you find patient zero behind a door

feral vessel
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crossover mission

twin flower
gloomy tartan
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Yeah you steal the infection that’s the heist

twin flower
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Sick detail

gloomy tartan
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You see the patient zero behind a locked door

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I’m pretty sure it’s a witch you see and or hear

dire kayak
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i need a hug

gloomy tartan
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Which would be so fucked

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A witch in a hospital lmao

acoustic pebble
twin flower
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hug given

gloomy tartan
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Any infected from left for dead would be bad but a witch is just blades and it’s not huge like a tank it can go into normal ass rooms

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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You know what would suck about being a carrier in left for dead

unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
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You basically get no booty

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What are the chances you meet another carrier

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Hit it off

unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
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Don’t die

visual vortex
twin flower
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carrier?

unkempt iron
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Your only job is to explode

visual vortex
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There's a like 8 in total

gloomy tartan
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Yeah the survivors

twin flower
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I thought the survivors were immune

gloomy tartan
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They no symptoms

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But they infect everyone

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Lmao

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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That’s why your pick ups allways die bro

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When you get picked up

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You get them infected

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They turn

feral vessel
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which justifies that the survivors can basically never return to whatever remains of society

gloomy tartan
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You kill them

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Yeah the survivors met military

twin flower
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Oh wait I think I remember seeing explain that yeah

gloomy tartan
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Military had to wear masks for air

unkempt iron
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Carriers are our main cast

visual vortex
twin flower
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where the start of certain missions was how you were rescued from the former campaign

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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The survivors just don’t show symptoms

unkempt iron
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They are resistant to the green flu, but still have the virus in them

gloomy tartan
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I forget if a cure was possible tho

feral vessel
delicate vapor
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well for now not really

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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Like I get the feeling the military would of just killed thrm and studied their entire body’s

unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
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Which obviously would be fuckint no fun

unkempt iron
feral vessel
visual vortex
feral vessel
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where you're extracted by the military

unkempt iron
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One dude created a whole race with 1 dog

gloomy tartan
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Yeah the military dudes base gets overrun

unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
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By like a mega horde of special infected

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
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Ones they didn’t know about

delicate vapor
unkempt iron
feral vessel
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is that post-game lore?

unkempt iron
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Literal homonculi

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
gloomy tartan
unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
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Dogs that kill LIONS

unkempt iron
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It can not protect itself from its inbred genealogy

visual vortex
feral vessel
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princess

gloomy tartan
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they are so fucking big

visual vortex
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Like we're not shitting on it

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No this one cant shit

delicate vapor
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if i recall a carrier scientist said the virus is pretty hard to pin down

gloomy tartan
#

The lion killing dog is elite ball knowledge

visual vortex
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Without help

feral vessel
unkempt iron
gloomy tartan
visual vortex
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Yeah

gloomy tartan
feral vessel
unkempt iron
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No, a Kangal

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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Adapts

unkempt iron
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Its a dog breed from Turkey

gloomy tartan
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Overcomes

visual vortex
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And when infected you see uninfected as demons or something

dire kayak
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this is the worst ive felt all year,,,,

unkempt iron
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Actual wolf-killers

delicate vapor
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goes from physical contact to air borne and the cycle goes

visual vortex
feral vessel
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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Yo what would be worse

delicate vapor
#

in the 28 years later movie, bone temple or one of them

unkempt iron
delicate vapor
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you can see from a POV from an infected

gloomy tartan
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What would be worse If you got turned glowing pink or if you could only taste wood

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Also don’t spoil bone temple

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I need to see it some point

unkempt iron
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They are magnificent beasts, but then again. When almost all strays are literal descendants of wolf killing beasts... Yeah

feral vessel
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yeah the infected in L4D act.. odd.
like when you're not around you can see them doing things like sitting around or (iirc) even trying to interact with machines and stuff

visual vortex
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And fighting

gloomy tartan
#

The bridge mission was fun

visual vortex
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With each other

gloomy tartan
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Fighting on bridges is fun

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Hot take

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Bridges and walls

visual vortex
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It's kind of like it literally devolves the brain into like a animal pack

gloomy tartan
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Some moria shit

feral vessel
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i think it's basically just rabbies but more of an effect on your perception of your surroundings

delicate vapor
visual vortex
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Idk how to describe it

gloomy tartan
#

Y’all agree?

visual vortex
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You

gloomy tartan
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Fighting in bridges and walls is fun?

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

Defend the castle walls type shit

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Hold off the invaders

feral vessel
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wait do you mean the Parish bridge or the Sacrifice bridge

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the latter sucks so bad

gloomy tartan
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Left for dead 2

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That one

visual vortex
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Dude both are in that game

gloomy tartan
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Lmfao

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The fun one

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Where you escape on a plain

feral vessel
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i mean the parish's Bridge is basically just a run for it

gloomy tartan
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You call the radia

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YES

visual vortex
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the fun level is the heavy rain

gloomy tartan
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THE RUN

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THE RUNNNNN

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heavy rain is my shit

visual vortex
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I like the heavy rain

gloomy tartan
#

I would kiss you if you were Cadia

visual vortex
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Circus

feral vessel
visual vortex
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And mall

gloomy tartan
#

The rain one is so fucking vibe

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I miss that man

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Rain levels

feral vessel
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I liked it too

gloomy tartan
#

Shits atmospheric

feral vessel
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the weed field was horrifying

gloomy tartan
#

It’s all cold Colors dark you feel the cold lmao

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The witches chasing you to the elevator

visual vortex
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I wish that the common infected got pelted down by the rain

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Would be funny

gloomy tartan
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They don’t get cold

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Fuckers

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I’m over here trying to sneak

visual vortex
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No i mean like get knocked down by it

gloomy tartan
#

Like bro Ellis so not solid snake

feral vessel
#

that would make sense

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wait it takes place in Georgia right

gloomy tartan
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But the mud people

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Remmeber

visual vortex
delicate vapor
feral vessel
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that's a bit off from florida

visual vortex
feral vessel
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makes sense that there's a hurricane

gloomy tartan
visual vortex
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I always wondered why they had the charger hung up on the swamp level

gloomy tartan
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Hunted it probaly

gloomy tartan
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Humans I mean

visual vortex
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I had this dream where it was cult around it

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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I bet it was some hillbilly’s

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I think they had a survivor camp

visual vortex
delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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with their cows and their homes

visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Liek they all got infected

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The animals too

feral vessel
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yeah swamp fever was a mood

gloomy tartan
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It kills animals aa seen in the carnival

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So no cows to eat

feral vessel
#

wait what do the survivors eat.

visual vortex
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Anyone tries to invade hillbillys sill storm them and kill them with their 50 different illegal gun modifications taped onto guns

gloomy tartan
feral vessel
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do they just get through the entire week of missions on an empty stomach lmao

gloomy tartan
#

Animals all dying from flu

visual vortex
delicate vapor
#

i forget that its only 2 weeks into the outbreak

gloomy tartan
#

The fact it’s killing all the animals they wouel be able to eat thoufh

feral vessel
delicate vapor
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we havent seen the true horrors yet if it were a month loregryn

gloomy tartan
#

BAD SIGN

delicate vapor
visual vortex
gloomy tartan
#

Yeah if it goes global and kills all the animals

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That would kind of fuck us

visual vortex
#

I still prefer Nick

feral vessel
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hug

delicate vapor
#

Coach is literally the reason why I love that burger combo

gloomy tartan
#

Coach is like

feral vessel
#

cheese burger apocalypse

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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He’s like famous

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Idk if you know

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lol

visual vortex
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I like nick because he has a hickey

delicate vapor
#

modded or unmodded

gloomy tartan
#

Coach is like the elder god of that gsme

visual vortex
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And i find it funny that during the start of the outbreak he was getting it on with some chick

feral vessel
#

my fav is prob Nick

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
#

He got ts on fr

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If you can’t get no play in a white suit give up

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

That shit sounds familiar

visual vortex
#

He tries to pay the others to carry him through the sewers in one conversation

delicate vapor
#

also in the sacrifice comics if I recall.. its somewhere but Zoeys dad was also immune to the virus so him uh choosing the good way out was optional

visual vortex
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Also i love his death rattle line

gloomy tartan
visual vortex
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Dont know what it's called

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

I like Ellis

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I would be Ellis

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I would be happy to have survivor friends

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
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I would say dumb shit

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Like did you guys know that Godzilla fought in world war 2

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Technically

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In one battle

visual vortex
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I think the best feature in l4d is when Bill dies only then does his cigarette go out

gloomy tartan
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Yeah

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He killed American soldiers

delicate vapor
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also I like that in the comic the two guards did listen to the l4d1 survivors on how to handle being near a witch

gloomy tartan
#

And this was before time travel was involved

feral vessel
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canonically

gloomy tartan
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He defended his island

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Do you not know your WW2 history ?

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Godzilla saved the islands defenders

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He didn’t even eat the Americans he just killed them

delicate vapor
#

sleeping in the l4d universe is a gamble susgryn

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

Now this was when Godzilla was just a dinosaur

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
#

But yeah he fought in world war 2

gloomy tartan
#

Killed Americans

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
#

They mortally wounded Godzilla with big ass cannons on the navy ships

delicate vapor
gloomy tartan
#

But Godzilla got up liek Jason after faking his death and killed the remaining American soldiers on his island

feral vessel
#

hunter scream

delicate vapor
#

man might as well become an infected

feral vessel
#

those fucking bitches only got me once but it made me jump out of my chair

gloomy tartan
#

The Japanese did a ceremony to thank the godzilasaurus

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They thanked him for his bravery and honor and apologized for not being able to take him with them because he as so big and wanting to help him.

feral vessel
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oh wow new furry game coming out soon? sorry ooc

gloomy tartan
#

They gave him a fuckint military ceremony and they all cried over the godzillasaurus dying

feral vessel
#

hold on it's the dev's barely disguised macro fetish

#

ZEALOT CHAT

gloomy tartan
#

Godzilla is a veteran

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The time travel didn’t alter this either

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He’s still a veteran

dire kayak
#

i might make a setpiece someday

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but id need to get specific minis and terrain,,,

delicate vapor
dire kayak
#

terrain can get expensive though

elder merlin
#

Ok

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So i got a question for you fuckers

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Not darktide related, but i figured there is a wealth of you all that i can probably get a good answer

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So you know how you're never supposed to give a fae your true name?

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What if you get your name changed, does the name change become your true name or is your true name still your original name?

little shadow
#

damn is expeditions already dead? cant find any games even on qp 💀

elder merlin
feral vessel
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So the name you gave previously would probably be your true name.

twin flower
#

are you trying to find a loophole against mystical fairies

stuck wasp
elder merlin
elder merlin
stuck wasp
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What you recognize as your own true name

elder merlin
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Cause your true name comes from two other people originally, your parents, so if your parents recognize your old name as your true name

elder merlin
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I see

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Fae semantics are weird

elder merlin
jaunty path
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what is a fae exactly

stuck wasp
#

Indeed, selling your name is no problem at all, just take the teacake

jaunty path
stuck wasp
elder merlin
twin flower
#

is it the irish fae

jaunty path
#

ok i thought that meant just fairies

elder merlin
#

Typically also afraid of iron

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Fairies are a type of fae

jaunty path
#

Ah

elder merlin
#

Fae is a encompassing term

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Fairies are a specific type

jaunty path
#

hm yeah

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im gonna make more tea before I finally sleep

elder merlin
#

Although, are all fae weak to iron? I thought some didnt share the weakness

stuck wasp
#

Gnomes, Trolls, lutins... all are fea

stuck wasp
low copper
# stuck wasp What you recognize as your own true name

Doesn’t Mortarion not know his true name (the name that the Emperor intended for him) And yet it has power over him, iirc the True Name is the name that was held in humanity or once intended, that’s why M’kar’s true name is Maloq Kartho

delicate vapor
normal thorn
#

im gonna cry, wheres the admech class??? Its suppused to be next in the list becusae of certain item description in shop.

#

I cant be the only one waiting for this

midnight magnet
#

Hello there!

twin flower
#

which they're pretty bad at, from what I hear lmao

livid glacier
#

Well well well well....well well.....well....look what do we have here

balmy pond
#

mfw i activate not one but two daemon hosts by accident (was on map spireside-13 , the one with the servo skull nest)
first one i jumped over a ledge and landed rest next to it and killed it . second one i wacked during a horde and i got trapped in a corner and died ):

delicate vapor
#

o deer

feral vessel
#

hi rec

twin flower
#

o chicken

delicate vapor
#

o fart

feral vessel
normal thorn
livid glacier
#

o frog

feral vessel
#

hat do you think about louis from beastars

twin flower
#

o beef

balmy pond
visual vortex
twin flower
feral vessel
#

@delicate vapor what do you think about Louis from Beastars

normal thorn
twin flower
#

Please tell me it is lmao KEKW_ogryn

normal thorn
feral vessel
#

red deer twink

twin flower
visual vortex
#

Never heard of it