general-chat

[dire kayak]

sometimes i get the craving to eat the whole head of lettuce

[hidden whale]

have you tried kimchi

its not lettuce, its even better than lettuce

[hazy kestrel]

Kimchi is mid, imo

There, I said it

[hidden whale]

explode

YOURE mid

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[nocturne bloom]

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER

[somber stream]

Kimchi is mid fr, sweet kimchi though

Shit slaps

[nocturne bloom]

Restrain?

[marsh iris]

i tried to enjoy kimchi but after while its kinda meh

[hazy kestrel]

The council has spoken.

Kimchi is mid

[marsh iris]

i leave it to the koreans

[delicate vapor]

having tacos and shrimp for lunch

OIHHH

OHHH

😱

[hidden whale]

are the shrimp

in the tacoes

[delicate vapor]

no

[somber stream]

They have a bad habit of putting their spicy thing on EVERY SINGLE DISH

[nocturne bloom]

Nothing beats fresh lettuce that has that watery flavor tbh

[marsh iris]

i love lettuce

[delicate vapor]

having them on the side

[dire kayak]

lettuce in

[delicate vapor]

and 400g of drugs

[nocturne bloom]

That and good lettuce is something you will taste in every bite

[astral basin]

“I have crippling anxiety atm. Neat. Now to sit here for an hour processing it with existential dread rather than doing the emotional thing that i want.”

[marsh iris]

crunchy lettuce

[dire kayak]

EXACTLY

[delicate vapor]

my family usually gets fresh free lettuce

[marsh iris]

when you wrap stuff in lettuce

[delicate vapor]

like 40% of my family are farmers

[astral basin]

Funny. 40% of my family are mormon

[nocturne bloom]

There was a while where I couldn't really get fresh stuff every week so I can definitely say fresh lettuce is king above all else. Its just superior in every way

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

its better when you wrap bread around the lettuce

[somber stream]

Baby tomats 🤤

[delicate vapor]

i have 0 idea what a mormon is (I never bothered to ask or research)

[marsh iris]

either way

but soggy lettuce are losers

[astral basin]

Boil em, smash em, stick em in a pasta

[delicate vapor]

watching my friends brain fry over halo multiplayer

[hazy kestrel]

Depends on what it’s used in.

[hazy kestrel]

Soggy lettuce can be great with a spicy fried chicken sandwich

Don’t knock it until you try it

[somber stream]

Snack with salt

[delicate vapor]

theres also butter lettuce

[dire kayak]

hmmmm

[marsh iris]

the more crinkly the better

[hidden whale]

I went to school with a few mormons

[acoustic pebble]

Drugs

[hidden whale]

heres the sparknotes

[acoustic pebble]

Also Hey Hey People

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

1. they can marry multiple women

[delicate vapor]

Jarvis what or what is a mormon

[acoustic pebble]

I'm back and finally got the milk

[hidden whale]

2. at one point they believed black people didnt have souls

[hazy kestrel]

Take your meds Mandy

[acoustic pebble]

Delicious

[hidden whale]

3. utah

[acoustic pebble]

I already did

I took too much

[hidden whale]

why did you chadgryn that message

[acoustic pebble]

And I'll do it again

[marsh iris]

🗿

[dire kayak]

dont take your meds

i disappear

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been trying to go cold turkey from my meds. It was nice for a while actually.

And then uh, I took one last night and today was not great for my mental state lol

[dire kayak]

i am just a mass delusion made manifest by the latent psychic abilities in all of you

[hidden whale]

thats literally just the ork lore

have you ever had an original thought

:>

its okay me niether

[dire kayak]

this is what i mean when it feels like people barely tolerates me

[marsh iris]

democracy manifest

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when I used to have controllable thoughts.

Good times. Before ocd.

I miss those days.

[hidden whale]

i was jsut doing a little trolling :<

[hazy kestrel]

Time to sleep I think. It is now midnight. Goodnight pals.

[astral basin]

Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Its a religious doctrine
Theyre a secretive bunch. Couldnt even attend my cousins wedding bc of certain marriage rites they perform
They believe in the afterlife through following scripture, that we as people are spirits living out Earth Life as a test

We have a local almost-mormon somewhere around here

[mystic fossil]

theyre NOT secretive, well... there churches are

[marsh iris]

homie tuck you in

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is have my sleep paralysis demons tuck me in.

[cosmic burrow]

dont get me started on weird religious sects

[astral basin]

You get brain damage? Or did things just kinda become overwhelming after puberty

[marsh iris]

have a thunderhammer ready under the pillow

[hazy kestrel]

Well, to make a long story short, secondary traumatic stress sort of jumpstarted the ocd process

[dire kayak]

oouugghh i hate how paranoid i am sometimes

[mystic fossil]

stay paranoid king, or queen, or monarch, or ruler

GO SLEEEPPP

[dire kayak]

i woke up like 4 hours ago

[mystic fossil]

this guyyyy bro

[delicate vapor]

i c

[astral basin]

Stress induced habits kinda suck ngl
Most major car accident victims develop it

[twin dirge]

Sol

[acoustic pebble]

When you sleep

I'll be there

[twin dirge]

[astral basin]

Hyper vigilance when getting in the passenger seat

[acoustic pebble]

Don't worry, you'll be safe from them

[twin dirge]

I just cleaned a toilet someone crunched all over

[acoustic pebble]

It's me you need to worry about

[twin dirge]

Like whole ass turd pile on the seat basically

[mystic fossil]

mb man

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, in my case it was just after reading hundreds of messed up cases as part of a legal internship. They could have at least paid me ffs.

[astral basin]

Found him guys! The- wait who tf starts a conversation like that

[twin dirge]

Vile work

[acoustic pebble]

I just sat down

[twin dirge]

I'm glad it was at least still wet

[hazy kestrel]

CEASE

please :(

[acoustic pebble]

No no. Let him cook

[twin dirge]

It's way harder to clean once it crusts

[dire kayak]

do you wipe or let it crust

[acoustic pebble]

Pour it on sewage water

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna vomit onto the carpet. Stahp :[

[twin dirge]

Born to crust forced to wipe

[twin dirge]

I puked into the toilet 3 times while cleaning it

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[mystic fossil]

who forces you to wipe brochacho

[astral basin]

Im glad my father never pushed me to do… anything really
Being a paralegal by some degree was always a dream of mine.
Some kind of accounting/ book keeping tbh.

[dire kayak]

me

[twin dirge]

Sol

And goober

They watch me

[acoustic pebble]

Let it build and remain so you don't have to puke. Problem solved

[marsh iris]

Darktide - General Chat

discord

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, getting a political science degree was a mistake looking back.

[simple cliff]

One thing I can never get is why some people rage quit even when others have died, even if its not the frist death of the run. Like...why?

[hazy kestrel]

It is what it is.

[acoustic pebble]

It's cursed and beautiful because it is

[astral basin]

If he doesn’t wipe we replace his tooth brush with the ones we used to clean it

[delicate vapor]

these tacos smack

oh its smacking me good

pause

[marsh iris]

we talk about food and cleaning poop at the same time

[simple cliff]

You gain NOTHING from quitting a Auric in progress if you're not penance cheesing and it was too late for that.

[acoustic pebble]

Do tell

[astral basin]

No pause, full send, theyll be hitting the spot on their way out too

[simple cliff]

Using the vilgiance autogun, the single fire one; that made a god of aiming because the sights on it ae so terrible that now when I am using decent sights I can make almost any shot.

[hazy kestrel]

Boy oh boy, I sure do love having a demon that is ocd spend all day in my mind coming up with a feared self that goes against everything I value. :)

Its fucking exhausting

But you get used to it I guess.

Usually

[acoustic pebble]

Imagine if you will, the Earth's core being alive and filled with hate. Waiting, growing, soon to fulfill it's cause and burn the world, returning it to the Molten seas

[marsh iris]

think of me when the demons come

[acoustic pebble]

I will not be here, I will be gone, but when it happens, I will be born again

And will make drugs out of it

[hazy kestrel]

Emperor’s Children moment

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, I'm not that excessive

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[acoustic pebble]

I'm just above average

My hunger however

[hazy kestrel]

Remember, don’t eat muties!

[somber stream]

It's not too late to embrace the way of the sword

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[acoustic pebble]

Too late!

They have so much calories!

I couldn't resist

[hazy kestrel]

Grut me, pal. It’ll make ya ill!

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Mutie heads can fit in the palm of your hands

[hazy kestrel]

That is a fun fact

I think

[acoustic pebble]

Makes for a good baseball

[acoustic pebble]

And many children already make use of it

[hazy kestrel]

What is a thammer but an electric baseball bat?

[acoustic pebble]

Not because I've seen them play like that, but because I forced them to sign up for the Tertium little leages

[hazy kestrel]

Ok, goodnight for real I think.

[acoustic pebble]

The winners go to work in my labs. The losers? Well...
I DO need test subjects

[acoustic pebble]

See you soon

[shut ice]

hello

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey person

[simple cliff]

I am getting really tired of how Auric isn't harder then damnation until one of the following happens.

1. Rage quitter.
2. Sniper spam.
3. Poxburster spam where they get stuck in a door or something you can't deal with them beforehand.

[astral basin]

Brother, the way of the boomstick is too appealing brother
Watch me land this sick 360 brother

[simple cliff]

Havoc is hard because of EVERYTHING but every auric run that has ever failed has been bursters, quitters, or snipers.

Also it feels like when someone quits on Auric the game punishes you and won't let anyone quickplay in.
Unless there are legit just that few people.

[acoustic pebble]

Use a rocket launcher. Death is guaranteed, but damage is unmissable

[somber stream]

get raided by ATF for having the gun barrel a few centimeters longer than regulation

What's that? A fine for having a few milligram more than allowed possession of cannabis a dozen years back?

Life time ban of gun ownership lol

[astral basin]

gets carted for having a “slightly larger than average” blade of 5 inches

[somber stream]

You can own a Zweihänder

Just not carrying it in public

[acoustic pebble]

Male Authoritarian: "I AM ATTEMPTING A RAPORT! IS IT EFFECTIVE?!"

[astral basin]

I like the hip check on arby

[acoustic pebble]

Last time a Hive Scum did a hip check on an Arbitrator, it caused a riot to break out in the Torrent

[astral basin]

I played too many games where I am the one that is hip checked
Feels nice to be the one doing it for a change

Booty bump

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

Don’t be talking bout booty

[acoustic pebble]

Especially around the Anarchists

[gloomy tartan]

That’s how you get the gaze of…the booty creek cheek freak…

You don’t wanna summon the booty creek cheek freak

[acoustic pebble]

They'll think there's actual treasure and will dig just about anywhere. It took a fireteam three hours just to get them to stop digging

[gloomy tartan]

So their a mole man

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

I see

[acoustic pebble]

One of the Outlaws had to tackle one of the anarchists

[gloomy tartan]

Do you know the tale of the booty creek cheek freak?

[acoustic pebble]

Which one?

[gloomy tartan]

THE one

His origin story

He got stuck in the toilet jakka

[agile shuttle]

What are we doing

….

[gloomy tartan]

His ass got stuck in the toilet and he died

[agile shuttle]

Smh

[acoustic pebble]

Oh shit skibidi?

[gloomy tartan]

No it’s a killer

He comes after you if you miss the toilet

[delicate vapor]

😱

[gloomy tartan]

If you drop a 💩 out the toilet missing the bowl

He comes for you

And takes your cheeks

He has cheeks for a face

Ass cheeks

[acoustic pebble]

Better than the Torrent Testicle Tickler

He has no reason

[gloomy tartan]

Basically he’s a hero

[acoustic pebble]

He just does it

[gloomy tartan]

He has a sad origin story

But he’s doing a service to society

[astral basin]

Cheeks for cheeks

[gloomy tartan]

He steals your cheeks too

[dire kayak]

i want moebian 6th minis NOW!!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

Like aggressively

Not like that

He rips your ass cheeks off

[astral basin]

Paint em yourself plox

[gloomy tartan]

Your entire cheeks

[gloomy tartan]

What about a train set for the train mission

[dire kayak]

holy fuck yes

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

That would be peak

You can extend it

It has the cart pieces and the engine

And separate packs for the train to extend it

Make a Warhammer train display lmao

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Lady Steele and the Host are a couple

[gloomy tartan]

Choo choo for the god emperor

[dire kayak]

id get that so fast

[acoustic pebble]

A canon darktide Yuri couple

[gloomy tartan]

Yuri ?

In this economy

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

Well damn.

That’s like finding a leprechaun

[acoustic pebble]

And Lord Maglaviathan once tried to impregnate a train

[gloomy tartan]

A Warhammer train would be peak lol

[acoustic pebble]

Tests was inconclusive

[gloomy tartan]

You could use train rails to layer a diorama

Give it verticality with the various trains

I like dioramas I like ecology

[acoustic pebble]

Make the Bully Ogryn the driver

[gloomy tartan]

Similar shit

I like looking at stuff lol

Detailsssssss

Studyyyyyy

[gloomy tartan]

A…a what?

[acoustic pebble]

You did not misread

[gloomy tartan]

No I mean

Is that a human

[acoustic pebble]

Lord Maglaviathan?

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Sounds like a fucking mega man villan

No I mean castlevania

[acoustic pebble]

He's the leader of the Iron Riders gang for the Hive Scum

They occupy the railways

[gloomy tartan]

So like

Is he a big guy

Or a little dude

[acoustic pebble]

He's average, but he's known to be a madman

Like Anarchist level madman

[gloomy tartan]

So average homeless guy tried humping a train to display dominance to his crew

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of: Female Anarchist has the hots for Male Judge

And Female Outlaw has the hots for Male Professional

[gloomy tartan]

Bunch of horny bastards

Send them to the front lines

[acoustic pebble]

Guess who's trying to bang the female Maul?

[gloomy tartan]

Savimbi?

[acoustic pebble]

Male Bounty Hunter

[gloomy tartan]

cool cool…cool…

So…Cadia…

Shits pretty cool right dood?

[acoustic pebble]

Female Maul: "This operation is taking too long!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You going soft, Tithe-Rat?"

Female Maul: "Soft?! You're one to talk!"

[acoustic pebble]

Ye

[gloomy tartan]

We should like…colonize people’s shit. Name it NEW CADIA

N-no I know we already did that…

[acoustic pebble]

But I want to see Teutons

I wish to see their pointy helmets

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t care if they say we can’t have more than one…I don’t…FUCK IT! Fuck it we’ll do it LIVE! FUCK IT!!! NEW CADIA FOREVER

Manifest destinying the galaxy into new cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Sharp pointy armor is cool

[unkempt iron]

Allright, i am saying it. Lasguns shouldnt have recoil. It makes no sense and i am 99% sure that the people who wrote "They have recoil to simulate boolets" dont have the slightest fucking clue. The laspistol feels sooooo much better to use than the Inf Lasgun which bounces like an old Golf while you are driving on a Balkan Road

[acoustic pebble]

The devs said that they did play the game with recoiless lasguns, but the gameplay felt incredibly weird

[acoustic pebble]

They are supposed to be inspired by 1870 Prussia

Who unironically look sick as fuck

[unkempt iron]

it sure as shit was less annoying than what we have rn probably

[acoustic pebble]

Maybe, but I usually play autoguns for veteran

And rn I'm maining Hive Scum

Which gives me TWO guns!!

[unkempt iron]

Autoguns being balanced around recoil makes sense.

Inf and Lucious lasguns just feel obnoxious to use, given they are so called "presicion" weapons

[acoustic pebble]

Honestly I never had much issue with Lasguns

I just aim for heads and head goes boom

[unkempt iron]

It does, but its sure as hell annoying to counteract the recoil in Maelstrom+. Yeah, i am putting myself through the indignity of playing InfLas vet when i could just pick up a Accatran

The accatran and the laspistol just feel right

[acoustic pebble]

🤷‍♂️

Just do drugs instead

[unkempt iron]

I mean, my fave HS build is the crackhead minigun

Its my favorite build (Vraks shout vet) reimagined for big '26

[acoustic pebble]

Speaking of vets, Professional Vets are the most shipped of the class

Male Prof has most tho

[unkempt iron]

I mean, when the other two options include a guy who probably fragged his CO, and a guy who still cant get over the fact his planet went boom, no wonder

[acoustic pebble]

Male Loose Cannon DOES flirt with the Female Agitator and Female Fatalist tho

And is failing

[unkempt iron]

I dont like FemProf at all btw, she just doesnt sit right with me. Even though her banter is better than maleprof

[acoustic pebble]

I like her. She's got a bit of sass

[unkempt iron]

Guess he has a thing for older women if he is going for Fem Agitator

Fem agitator is my favorite Zealot Voice, there, I said it

She sounds like a tired wine mom. And i love it

[acoustic pebble]

Female Professional and Male Judge shipping is strong as hell tho. Even the Male Loner approves

In his words: "You two would make an ADORABLE couple"

[unkempt iron]

the "DAMNIT WOMAN" line tells you all you need

[unkempt iron]

They should pick up more on the MaleProf and FemLoner more

I actually dig that

[acoustic pebble]

She admits she's doing it for fun. When another Zealot offered to talk to the Male Judge about it, she said it's best to leave it be since she does like the attention

[unkempt iron]

tbh, no force in hell would make me stand anywhere near like a woman who sounds like a wailing Banshee.

[acoustic pebble]

Female Authoritarian and Male Professional tease a lot. Female Outlaw straight up told Male Professional she likes him. Female Bounty Hunter called him Handsome

[unkempt iron]

FemOutlaw is the best

[dire kayak]

the scan location.......................................you are already there. commendable

[unkempt iron]

She genieunly sounds fun to be fun around

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon has a flirting line for the Male Bounty Hunter, but he was weirded out more than anything

[unkempt iron]

Guess both Loose Cannons have a thing for the older folk huh 😭

[acoustic pebble]

The strike team:

[unkempt iron]

They still beat FemCadian though, she just sounds creepy

She does hit on a lot of the fem arbitrators

[acoustic pebble]

Bounty Hunter is the second youngest of the Hive Scum

[unkempt iron]

I love her voice, dont get me wrong

She just sounds like she'd roofy their drinks, ngl

[unkempt iron]

Wait, i think i am confusing it with another one then

[acoustic pebble]

The Scottish sounding one is the Outlaw

He's the oldest

[unkempt iron]

yeahj

i meant that

[acoustic pebble]

Second oldest if you count the Heavy Ogryn

[unkempt iron]

I love his voice since he also voiced Malakai and Gabor Zigrin.

Yeah i played a shit ton of Gwent, i instantly picked his voice up. He does the exact same voice he did with Gabor lol

https://gwent.one/en/card/202106

Ill drop it. I like the interactions between Male Fanatic and Fem Seer

They really do argue like an old married couple, and they both have a few screws loose

[acoustic pebble]

It's not confirmed if he did Malakai Makaisson

[acoustic pebble]

But yeah I like him too. He's the more "noble" out of the Hive Scum

Bounty Hunter however is my favorite

I always like the pragmatic mercenary

[unkempt iron]

You were right, its a diffrent guy but they sound similar

Still, i just knew he was Gabor. İ loved him in Thronebreaker

[unkempt iron]

Thats why i like FemOutlaw. She seems sane, unlike femAnarch

[acoustic pebble]

Also the Female Loose Cannon, Male Professional, and Male Cutthroat are all in a tontine

[unkempt iron]

Even calls her out by saying: "You have some issues"

[acoustic pebble]

Both Outlaws and Bounty Hunters call the Anarchists insane

Female Bounty Hunter: "They should've left you locked up"

Female Anarchist: "Love you too sweetie"

[unkempt iron]

She really would fit in Escher ngl

[acoustic pebble]

Who? Bounty Hunter or Anarchist?

[unkempt iron]

FemOutlaw sounds like an Orlock

[unkempt iron]

Anarchist

[acoustic pebble]

Idk. Bounty Hunter is much smarter and Escher is not all too chaotic

They're pretty damn smart when it comes to fighting

[thick fog]

#theorycrafting message my favourite dialogue lmao

[agile shuttle]

Im playing psyker bubble knight rn, at havoc 20 but having a weird thing where i feel super strong and almost like im carrying the team when the group meshes well and plays well, but when the group is ass i feel average or below is that normal

[unkempt iron]

So... You just realized that a 4 person co-op game requires a combined effort?

Color me fucking shocked

[thick fog]

Not exactly your fault

[acoustic pebble]

Most sane anarchist moment

[thick fog]

More of the teammates being stupid

and having a moment

[unkempt iron]

I get u tho

[acoustic pebble]

Public players can be dumb as hell

It's not you

[unkempt iron]

I play zealot mostly in Havoc... And the amount of times i had to bail out Veterans during the 20-30 grind made me want to strangle myself

"Dude protect me"

[agile shuttle]

Ok i thought i was tripping. Because one game it goes super smooth and i feel like a god then next im like damn am i meant to be here

[unkempt iron]

THEN DONT FUCKING RUN INTO THE HORDE ASSHAT

[thick fog]

thats just randoms being mixed bag lol

[agile shuttle]

Yeah definitely a lot of dumbasses at early havoc and random groups dont help

[unkempt iron]

Honestly i play with a good pal of mine. I only play Psyker when he goes Ogryn or Arby

[sweet wraith]

I almost never hear the fem professional voice unless it's a bot player

[unkempt iron]

We let the other two pre-servitors of their devices

[thick fog]

she is like the least picked tbh

out of fem vets

[unkempt iron]

Because Fem loose cannon exists

[sweet wraith]

That tracks

[unkempt iron]

More people would pick Fem Cutt if she just had more lines

She did an amazing job, she just doesnt talk at all

[jaunty path]

fem cutt doesn't seem as zealous as male cutt

[unkempt iron]

And like i said, she does sound quite creepy around other women. Or atleast sounds to me that way

[sleek harness]

Male cutthroat knows when to stop rage baiting

[sweet wraith]

Fem Cutthroat has a very good stoic, serious voice; only thing is that her shout lines sound very weak

[unkempt iron]

Male cutt lashes out from his trauma, Fem Cutt internalizes it

[sleek harness]

Female doesn't

[unkempt iron]

Then again, this is Warhammer.

[gloomy tartan]

Fem cutthroat is cold

[unkempt iron]

I am sure there are worse people than a female stalker

[gloomy tartan]

Male cutthroat is LOUD

[sleek harness]

I think you are getting the characters wrong

[unkempt iron]

.

[sleek harness]

As someone who plays male cutthroat daily, you are getting it wrong

[vital loom]

Hadron footjob

[unkempt iron]

I love him with Male Savant

[gloomy tartan]

I ONLY play male cuthroat

I live male cuthroat

[unkempt iron]

2 dudes just chillin'

[acoustic pebble]

Female Professional: "Funny running into you again priest. Hang on, are you following me?"

Male Judge: "I go where I am sent, nothing more"

Female Professional: "Try that again, but with feeling"

Male Judge: "For throne sake woman! I'm not following you!"

Female Professional: "Yeah, that's what they all say and it's always a lie! Just admit it to yourself, you'll feel better"

Male Judge: "I- [grumbles] do we not have heretics to slay?"

[gloomy tartan]

CADIA AINT A MF GAME TO ME MAN

[jaunty path]

its a meme

[gloomy tartan]

Industrial crushers

[acoustic pebble]

It's a GW meme

[jaunty path]

shoots you

[acoustic pebble]

Deflects

[sleek harness]

The space pebbles?

[acoustic pebble]

The lucky rocks the Ogryns carry

[unkempt iron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-walking-dead-gif-27112612

Basically how MaleCutt and MaleSavant be acting

[acoustic pebble]

Fun fact: Male Cutthroat did seem to enjoy himself a bit with the Male Loose Cannon

[sweet wraith]

Big fan of how the Loose Cannons constantly take the piss out of the Professionals but are best buds deep down

[acoustic pebble]

Male Loose Cannon: "I've learned that it's best not to tempt fate. Whenever someone says 'But it can get worse' and it usually does"

Male Cutthroat: "But it CAN get worse"

Male Loose Cannon: "Hang on! Did you do that on purpose?!"

Male Cutthroat: "[Chuckling] Maybe"

[unkempt iron]

I also love the fact that its implied that MaleLC fragged his CO

There was a line abt it, which i forgot

[acoustic pebble]

They do have some pretty good lines about helping one another up when one is downed

[unkempt iron]

It basically went along the lines of "Hold on, you aint saying what i think you are, right?"

[acoustic pebble]

Also Bully Ogryn? LOVES Trains

[unkempt iron]

You aint playing ogryn if you aint playing Brawler, simple as

Luv me nosh
Luv sah
Luv emprah

'ate 'eretics
'ate chauss
'ate snivellers

Simple as

[acoustic pebble]

Bully: "I WANNA DRIVE THE TRAIN!!"

Female Outlaw: "Let me put in a word for you with the railers. They could use someone like you"

Bully: "REALLY?! TA!"

Female Outlaw: "On the other hand, I don't see anything you're driving staying on the rails for long"

[unkempt iron]

His pet rock line is down right perfect

FemFatalist: "I heard you have a pet rock?"
Brawler: "No sah, lost it sah"
FemFatalist: "I am sure you can find another"
Brawler: "Wont be the same, i miss him..." (he almost weeps while saying it)

[gloomy tartan]

He chuckled for a mili second

[unkempt iron]

The fall of cadia aint got shit on Ogg losing his Rock

The greatest tragedy since the martyrdom of Sanguinius.

[acoustic pebble]

He did, and I quoted it wrong

[sweet wraith]

"Oh no, I lost me other lucky rock!"

[acoustic pebble]

But the ending was right

[acoustic pebble]

Brawler loves his rock

We'll find him one

[unkempt iron]

It wont be the same

Also, i love how Darktide rewrote Ogryns to be more like Forrest Gump, rather than literal Hulk Toddlers.

[delicate vapor]

That was so much food

[somber basalt]

Anyone down to grind a couple uprising mortis trials for the penance? Im okay with malice too if you want. Im max zealot just trying to get the mortis trials stuff for my account.

[dire kayak]

i wanna hug brawler

[unkempt iron]

me too pal. me too

[somber basalt]

Also max psyker so yk im not new

[unkempt iron]

Bodyguard canonically hugs people btw

He even says he wont hug so hard this time to the malefatalist

[cosmic burrow]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[jaunty path]

I thought this was a max payne joke

[nocturne bloom]

i think diablo 4 is my current crack, i just hate making a new character every season

[jaunty path]

valve slop

[twin dirge]

Twinz

[nocturne bloom]

what

[twin dirge]

Mfw I've made 7 different neck romancers

[jaunty path]

oh

its not valve

blizzard slo

p

[nocturne bloom]

i made a walking sim Paladin

[twin dirge]

Blizzard sloop?

[jaunty path]

what am i confusing it with

[nocturne bloom]

literally walk around and everything dies

[twin dirge]

Pally was fun, I played it like 2 seasons ago when it was first released for moneh

[nocturne bloom]

missus you thought diablo was a moba hush

[jaunty path]

dota

[twin dirge]

I'm hoping it's actually put together now

[jaunty path]

isometric game = moba

[twin dirge]

Since there was a lot of issues with it at the time

[nocturne bloom]

maybe the alcohol is better for you

[jaunty path]

You're so rude and mean for no good reason

[nocturne bloom]

it just seems blatantly op

ive never really played diablo tho

but in about 20 hours if that im just about at torment by myself

only thing i even masterworked was my weapon too

[twin dirge]

It is

Very op

But it also had a lot of animation issues and was lacking models when it first came out

That's my bigger issue

Idrc if it's op, it's a pve game, I do have an issue with it being half baked

[nocturne bloom]

yea i actually used falling star the other day and ended up outside the map

[twin dirge]

Like the sword you started the class with, the grey level 1 sword, didn't have a model AT ALL for the first release

So you just

Walked around with your fist out

[dire kayak]

im sure ive seen you before

tell me were you ever on vostroya?

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[thick fog]

The Ogryn wearing the full vostroya set:

[delicate vapor]

Those tacos giving me bubble guts

[delicate vapor]

But I’m out right now tho

[dire kayak]

absolutely

[acoustic pebble]

I'm back

Missus tried to kill me again

Should've brought a REAL gun!

[unkempt iron]

Mine gave me a death glare after she saw me buy 6 chimeras

[nocturne bloom]

diablo feels like a game you really should just be op in. ive just always hated it because there are so many damn things to change and upgrade with your gear

[delicate vapor]

Actually true

[unkempt iron]

little did she know i paid 25 euros for them on Temu

[delicate vapor]

I find something new and better in Diablo 4, fight more enemies and get something better

[acoustic pebble]

I like it because of Barbarians

Barbarians are the best

[unkempt iron]

She also plays guard, Deadass thought i'd buy Chimeras from GW when i am running mech guard

[delicate vapor]

The new paladin class isn’t that bad

[nocturne bloom]

not entirely needed tbh, once you hit 60 it just seems like you want whatever aspects you want and decent general roles on the stats

[acoustic pebble]

Nah, the one I'm talking about is here. She hates me because I'm older than her

[delicate vapor]

Yeah fair point

[nocturne bloom]

like rn im pretty much just scrapping EVERYTHING

[acoustic pebble]

Now I wanna play Diablo 4 again

[delicate vapor]

Threw myself back in the halo slop

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you lot

[unkempt iron]

So am i, and the more financially responsible one.

[twin dirge]

That's just endgame for loot based games tbh, even division 2 has this issue where eventually everything is just scrap and being used to get tiny little stat bonuses

[unkempt iron]

No, honey. Buying 60 kriegers isnt the right financial option

[twin dirge]

Cuz who wants to grind out an entire new set of gear for a 2% increase

[nocturne bloom]

whats the point if you need a new char every season tho

[twin dirge]

That's just diablo seasonal gameplay

You can make a non seasonal character yk

It's like opting into wipes on arc raiders

[nocturne bloom]

i know, but im kinda just playing to do the pass tbh

[twin dirge]

I wish they did like a smaller watered down version of the seasonal shit for non seasonal characters ngl

Cuz once a season ends it's just the same gameplay as base game

[dire kayak]

i cant wait for the defilers to release

[nocturne bloom]

i see the appeal it just doesnt feel worth to spend time on god roll stuff every season to me

id rather just play the season for the rewards cosmetically then mess around till next season

thats just me tho

[unkempt iron]

Please... As a CSM player aswell, i am tight as a rope on cash

[delicate vapor]

[unkempt iron]

I play IW too

That Perty mini will bankrupt me

[cosmic burrow]

isometric games are in vast majority rts games

[nocturne bloom]

diablo has no strategy until you hit torment tbh

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon actually has a moment of fear in her voice

Male Cutthroat: "Breathe. Slow and steady. The pain will pass."

Female Loose Cannon: "Because I'm going to live through it, right?"

Male Cutthroat: "[Sorrowful]The pain will pass..."

Female Loose Cannon: "[Actually worried]Because I'm going to live throught it right? [Afraid]Right??"

[delicate vapor]

O fart

Can’t wait to drink alcohol when I get back home

[nocturne bloom]

I shot about 100 rounds through my revolver yesterday

[delicate vapor]

100 tyranid living rounds

[visual vortex]

I like this conversation

Because the cutthroat cant promise her staying alive

[nocturne bloom]

A lot of gun people get butt hurt when I say I actually shoot my Colt Python instead of leaving it in my safe my entire life

[acoustic pebble]

And the Female Loose Cannon is actually scared here. It's a rare thing to see

[visual vortex]

Good

[unkempt iron]

She is defo the most emotional veteran

Male cutthroat is either cheeky or lecherous

cutthroats are two sides of a brick wall

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat is better

[acoustic pebble]

I think you got that backwards. Male Cutthroat doesn't seem Cheeky that much

Male Professional however

[visual vortex]

I dont think anyone after watching their home exploding would be cheeky

[unkempt iron]

He can be when he wants to

OH

Waiiit

Yeah

Autopiloted there

I meant the MaleLC

[visual vortex]

I do not like either of the loose cannons

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, Male Loose Cannon is just a dudebro. MaleCutt is a lashing traumatic, while FemCutt is an internalizing one

Both professionals like getting stepped on by their commissars, so i cant stand them

FemProf seems more self aware atleast

[visual vortex]

Probably a good move

Considering commissars have a game mechanic where they fucking shoot their allies if they get scared

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, the thing is. FemProf does it because it is the sensible thing, MaleProf does it because he enjoys bootlicking

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat bootlicks the same

[unkempt iron]

He is Cadian. They are basically bred to be soldiers

Not like he knows better

[visual vortex]

He does

[unkempt iron]

Never occured to me then

[visual vortex]

Im like 90% he bootlicks Morrow because they're in the same boar

Boat

And the rest he bootlicks to avenge Cadia

[unkempt iron]

It sounds more like genieune respect to me

He doesnt get teased as much as MaleProf over it

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[unkempt iron]

MaleProf is a teachers pet

[visual vortex]

I like male prof

Because he isnt the loose cannon voices

[acoustic pebble]

I like them. Both are growing on me

[unkempt iron]

Cutthroat is a veteran, and he acts more like in a game recognizes game manner with Morrow

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon may have a degredation kink however

[visual vortex]

Cutthroat is how i would imagine literally anyone to act acter their 15 hours in the guard

[unkempt iron]

She and MaleProf would threathen eachother at knifepoint on who gets first turn when their commissar is going to step on them

[acoustic pebble]

They do have a pretty funny way of complimenting eachother too

[visual vortex]

Jakka jakka

[acoustic pebble]

Ye?

[visual vortex]

More examples for the wretches, please!

[unkempt iron]

Calm dude and gremlin girl combo

Tale as old as time

[visual vortex]

Fem maul and male bountyhunter

[unkempt iron]

Fem maul is on her way to become a miserable cat lady

make no mistake

[acoustic pebble]

Male Professional: "Listen, I still think your attitude stinks, but you're a handy lass to have around in a tight spot"

Female Loose Cannon: "That's nice! That's real nice actually! Even if you are a karking little nose rubber of a Commissars pet!"

Male Professional: "Oh and you got a foul mouth on you too"

Female Loose Cannon: "Up yours!"

[visual vortex]

Their dynamic isnt as funny as the heavy ogryn to fem loose cannon

[acoustic pebble]

I was thinking Male Maul and Male Anarchist

[visual vortex]

Where she has a self realization that her lying rat ways are no longer working

[warm maple]

Bully Oggy

[acoustic pebble]

Or female Anarchist in that sense

[warm maple]

GONNA RIDE A TRAAAIN

[unkempt iron]

I honestly want to punch FemLC

thats what makes me love her

She is annoying in a tasteful way

[visual vortex]

I want to beat both loose cannons into an unidentifiable mix of blood and bone with my bare hands

[unkempt iron]

Id honestly go on a bender with MaleLC

FemLC would steal my wallet the first chance she gets

[visual vortex]

I just realized

Servers are dead

Because it's 4:07 AM

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "You're on the wrong side, mate. You'd be a sensation as a Conclave Headhunter!"

Male Maul: "The Conclave will be judged! You will ALL be judged!"

Male Anarchist: "Shall I mark you down as 'not interested' then?"

Male Maul: "That would be wise..."

[dire kayak]

its 9:08 am silly

[visual vortex]

Male Maul is Khorne's favorite loyalist

[visual vortex]

Michigan time is the only correct time

[unkempt iron]

heeell no

It has to be Male Fanatic

[dire kayak]

i love fem loose cannon id marry her first chance i get

[unkempt iron]

dude literally says "Blood for the emperor, skulls for his golden throne"

[visual vortex]

Because of Khorne's influence

And that's one line

[unkempt iron]

I'd punch her, then marry her

funny, i have an uncle who married his wife that way.

[visual vortex]

All of Maul's lines are about breaking skulls and how much he likes blood getting everywhere

[elder merlin]

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "You don't like me, do you?"

Male Maul: * Perceptive"*

Male Anarchist: "It's all those little looks you keep sending my way. AND I'm pretty sure you shot me!"

Male Maul: "Impossible. If I shot you, we would not be having this conversation"

[unkempt iron]

Long story short: He was in a bar, a woman (now my aunt) groped him, he groped her back. They both did boxing and bonded over eachother after they punched one another

[acoustic pebble]

Sounds like my first and fifth marriages

My sixth one involved her shooting me

[unkempt iron]

Mate how old are you

[warm maple]

I wish someone would shoot me

[acoustic pebble]

It's not fun. Trust me

[unkempt iron]

You were deadass about that huh?

damn

[acoustic pebble]

Yep

[unkempt iron]

I thought getting whacked by my wife was bad

[acoustic pebble]

Sexiest psycho ever

[warm maple]

nah it'd be okay, because it'd be in the head

[acoustic pebble]

Mine hit my sweet spot on my thigh

Kinda hot ngl

[visual vortex]

Some red flags arent worth it ngl

[warm maple]

lucky to be alive, thats where the femoral artery is

[acoustic pebble]

I'm colorblind

[unkempt iron]

Mine has to grab the wooden spoon because i am 1.85 and she is 1.55

or for 'murica terms, 6'1 and 5'1

[visual vortex]

Actual troll of a human

[acoustic pebble]

Hah, shorty

[dire kayak]

FINALLY SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME

[visual vortex]

How short are you?

Tf

[dire kayak]

5'2 ive said this before

[unkempt iron]

If she annoys me, i literally spend all my time to put her shit on the top shelves

[visual vortex]

I cant remember

[unkempt iron]

I have a freakish armspan too

[visual vortex]

I sometimes just want to get a bunch of shortnpeople

[unkempt iron]

its like +20 of my height

[visual vortex]

Get a giant rock hammer

[acoustic pebble]

Just punt her

[visual vortex]

And swing and see if they fly like golfballs

[dire kayak]

please spare me

[unkempt iron]

Nah, i'd never

i just pick her up and shake her like a cat

[acoustic pebble]

Also Male Bounty Hunter may have been an enforcer before becoming a bounty hunter

[unkempt iron]

she is like 45 kilos

[dire kayak]

ill grant you wishes if you spare me

[unkempt iron]

90 pounds

[acoustic pebble]

I did once. Then she literally buried me

[visual vortex]

This is why fem maul likes him

[unkempt iron]

I punted a chiauha once after it bit me

that little shit deserved it

[tired sail]

What the fuck

[unkempt iron]

Her owner was a bitch

[acoustic pebble]

Nah. You deserved it

[surreal onyx]

Just realized, I don’t think I’ve seen a skin for the power falchion. 🤔

[visual vortex]

I would never hurt a dog

Humans i dont really care about

[unkempt iron]

Yeah dude, because i am at fault for the bitch who doesnt leash her aggresive dog when she lives on the ground floor

This thing bit me like twice before

[astral basin]

Wheres the money

[acoustic pebble]

Dogs are mostly right. Mostly

[visual vortex]

Mattress

[sweet wraith]

It's still a fairly new weapon, so

[acoustic pebble]

Mine are always right

[unkempt iron]

I wouldnt kick an innocent puppy

[visual vortex]

My dog is always right

[astral basin]

@whole glade

[visual vortex]

Because he gets hyper

[surreal onyx]

Right, but we did get one for the relic blade.

[unkempt iron]

that daemon was the fucking worst however

[acoustic pebble]

They bark to defend the house, but are literal sweethearts

[visual vortex]

Then i pick him up

Say "lock in"

[unkempt iron]

Then again

i was like 14 when it happened

[visual vortex]

And he stares blankly ahead and is stiff

[unkempt iron]

Not proud of it

her owner was the worst too

[visual vortex]

I think its base skin is good

[unkempt iron]

I'd tell her all the time to leash it and she always bitched about how it was an innocent little soul

yeah, i gave that thing 3 strikes

[visual vortex]

Jakka give us more male maul lines im bored

🙏

I need to piss also

[acoustic pebble]

Female Loose Cannon: "Come on, hit me with one of those cold appraising stares"

Male Bounty Hunter: "What are you talking about?"

Female Loose Cannon: "Yeah, that's the stuff. Makes me feel dead worthless"

Male Bounty Hunter: "You've got a problem"

Female Loose Cannon: "Can never have too much of a good thing"

[unkempt iron]

She is just projecting in calling MaleProf a Commissars pet then

TBH, Male maul still wouldnt get that a woman was flirting with him even if she pressed her chest on his face

[acoustic pebble]

Male Maul: "You are protected, for now. Enjoy it while it lasts"

Male Anarchist: "The Conclaves got my back! The Inky's got my back! You don't frighten me!"

Male Maul: "Yes I do! I can smell your fear from here"

Male Anarchist: "You- You just stay away from me! Got it?!"

[visual vortex]

😌

Thank you Jakka

[acoustic pebble]

I aim to please

[visual vortex]

I aim to pee

[acoustic pebble]

Male Loose Cannon: "I always like working with you, it's the sparkling conversation"

Male Maul: "Be silent!"

Male Loose Cannon: "See, there it is again, you silver-tongued Jokaero"

Male Maul: "BE SILENT!"

[visual vortex]

Space monjey

🦧

[acoustic pebble]

Male Anarchist: "Oi Tithe-rat! Look, a Jokaero!"

Male Maul: "BE! SILENT!!"

Male Anarchist: "No, really! You can see it swinging with it's-"

Male Maul: "SHUT UP!!"

[delicate vapor]

Finally home

Time to drink

[acoustic pebble]

Bully: "Cartels are puny! Should put me in charge!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Don't get this wrong, but you're not much for negotiation"

Bully: "Yes I am! 'Do what I say, or I stomp ya!'"

Male Bounty Hunter: "I guess you do alright, as it happens!"

I think these two are going to be fast friends

[unkempt iron]

She is 100% a Hello Kitty girl

[acoustic pebble]

Bully: "Don't ever want to finish this mission!"

Male Bounty Hunter: "Why's that?"

Bully: "Having too much fun! STOMPING FUN!! [He says as he's running off]"

Male Bounty Hunter: "[To himself] To each their own, I suppose"

[little marten]

HE IS RISEN 🙏

[acoustic pebble]

She just has a degradation kink

She has a similar one with Male Maul

[unkempt iron]

Yeah i saw the msgs

[jaunty path]

Interesting how video games simulating gambling has become a genre now

[acoustic pebble]

You mean card games, or those slot ones?

[unkempt iron]

It aint gambling when you can technically win something

[jaunty path]

slot ones like coin pusher and Balatro.

Or cloverpit

[unkempt iron]

That makes it legal, enough

[acoustic pebble]

Heard Balatro is good, but never touched it

[unkempt iron]

Its gambling in the end still

[acoustic pebble]

Not huge into cards

[visual vortex]

played it when it released and before it got popular

was good when i played

[unkempt iron]

I am, cant stand gambling. But i love TCGs

[visual vortex]

(i didnt understand anything)

[unkempt iron]

Gwent was my all time favorite

[jaunty path]

Fun game but takes a bit to get good at. need to use everything at your disposal if you want to get the highest scores...and be patient ig.

[unkempt iron]

Shame they pulled the plug on it on '23

[jaunty path]

This game taught me poker hands lmfao

[acoustic pebble]

If anything, I'll just stick to either Texas Hold Em or Blackjack

[unkempt iron]

Its still up, but they left the balancing to the players, so.. You can guess how that is going

NERF NILFGAARD

[acoustic pebble]

Eyy nice

[jaunty path]

Its honestly about making number bigger. like. NUMBER MUST GO UP!!!

[unkempt iron]

Its run by literal Cliques of streamers, and people who mobvote on cards they dont like so their homebrew engine spam has a chance to win

[jaunty path]

But you need to actually use your brain if you want to get the BIG numbers

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, i play control. I admit it

[jaunty path]

Or even Naneinf

[unkempt iron]

Fuck you dude, i enjoy it when you dont have fun

[acoustic pebble]

Might also be the main stimulant. Just to see them NUMBERS GO UP!!

[jaunty path]

I got 100 hours in this game bruh

[feral vessel]

Good morning..

[jaunty path]

[acoustic pebble]

More numbers! BIGGER NUMBERS!!!

[feral vessel]

hi missus! hi jakka! hi hordesman!

[jaunty path]

the game costs 15 dollars

hi stupid plant

[acoustic pebble]

Great, now I want to try it. I blame you -.-

[unkempt iron]

Eat lock, poison, reset and destroy

[acoustic pebble]

Hi plant!

[dire kayak]

i need to be euthanized

[acoustic pebble]

No. You stay

[jaunty path]

Lowest it goes is 13 bucks on sale. if you know your poker hands you'll probably get past the first blind.

After that its about getting mult.

Theres two types of mult

additive mult and multiplicative mult

likkeeee

hm

[acoustic pebble]

Aaaaaaaaaand I'm lost

[feral vessel]

Noo

No

dont

hi mack'n'tosh

[twin flower]

Hallo

I was gonna say Balatro mentioned but I only played it like once

[acoustic pebble]

My dude

[twin flower]

Shorkman

Tried making Oyakodon, but I didnt know I ran out of eggs

Pain

[feral vessel]

balatro? heh... that's indieslop.,......

j

[unkempt iron]

Btw, its always the engine spam players bitching when their greedy decks dont get over 100p a turn becauss it is appereantly their god given right for me to do nothing but watch them passively win

[dire kayak]

the dealer watching me eat all the poker chips

[delicate vapor]

I’ve also for chocolate milk and chocolate ice cream oh oh I’m going to

[unkempt iron]

They wanna play an afk farming sim

[jaunty path]

You'll be okay its very simple, first theres Add Mult like "+8 mult" to your played hand.

Then theres Multiplicative mult, basically mult that multiplies your mult. Say you have 20 mult, multiplicative mult can mulitply that by 2, so you'll get 40 mult.

[feral vessel]

missus this is too autistic its hurting my brain

[jaunty path]

it's simple math with big numbers which makes it really intimidating but it very rewarding

[jaunty path]

simple information!

[dire kayak]

how is this more complicated than satisfactory maths

[jaunty path]

it aint kek

[feral vessel]

yeah i woke up an hour ago this is undigestable

for me

[jaunty path]

youll understand after playing long enough

[twin flower]

Makes me wanna try it

[jaunty path]

lots of visuals that are pretty self explanatory

[twin flower]

again

[jaunty path]

and descriptions

[cosmic burrow]

kekistan

[acoustic pebble]

I'll give it a shot

[jaunty path]

yay

[acoustic pebble]

But if I lose a hand, I'll find the digital dealer and waste em!!

[jaunty path]

Jimbo can't be defeated

[delicate vapor]

😱

[feral vessel]

stanistan

stanistanistan

[jaunty path]

The House always wins

[acoustic pebble]

I always find a way

[feral vessel]

i thought the ace tag was supposed to mean that youre aroace sob @cosmic burrow

[acoustic pebble]

He was already a vegetable, I just made mashed potatoes

[jaunty path]

punching your monitor won't give your hours back kek

Oh yea

[cosmic burrow]

im what?

[jaunty path]

Jokers are your first thing

like

those are what make the game go

[acoustic pebble]

Jokers? In poker??

[feral vessel]

aromantic asexual

[acoustic pebble]

Now I'm interested again

[twin flower]

poker? I barely know her!

[cosmic burrow]

nope

[feral vessel]

poker face

[twin flower]

couldnt help it

[feral vessel]

by lady gaga

good song

[cosmic burrow]

its Authorized Community expansion for stonehearth

[jaunty path]

its not normal poker by any means you just make poker hands and hand scores are made bigger by the jokers.

[delicate vapor]

i read the mesage as goo goo gaga

[acoustic pebble]

Now I got Bad Romance on my mind. I need a beer

Music is best listened while drunk

[feral vessel]

why is instagram recommending me femboys to follow

[cosmic burrow]

its a sign

[feral vessel]

i know this one femboy who does sabaton covers though

[dire kayak]

ugghhhh i fucking hate that song purely because cartman sung it once

[acoustic pebble]

Doesn't it go off algorithms?

[cosmic burrow]

idk

go listen to gloryhammer

[acoustic pebble]

If it helps, just watch Cartman get his ass beat by Wendy

[jaunty path]

For example, you get a joker that adds +3 mult every time a card apart of the red suit is played.

[acoustic pebble]

Are Jokers just randoms?

[jaunty path]

yeah random :p

theres even cardpacks in game lmfao

[acoustic pebble]

I knew to never trust clowns!

[dire kayak]

i wish he got his ass beat more

[jaunty path]

If you want to see what the game is like I recommend watching Roffle Lite

[jaunty path]

Jester but yea

when you lose he'll tease you

as a joker would

[acoustic pebble]

And when I win, I'll steal his hat!

[jaunty path]

[acoustic pebble]

Same

[acoustic pebble]

Also, happy belated birthday

[jaunty path]

He'll eat your soul and you'll be made a legendary card

[jaunty path]

woah wha

its not my bday yet!

[acoustic pebble]

Oh?! Now I wanna do it some moreA

[jaunty path]

thats the 30th!

[delicate vapor]

happy irthday

[acoustic pebble]

Wait it's not??

WELL SHIT

[jaunty path]

no 😭 goodness lmfao.

[acoustic pebble]

HAPPY EARLY AS FUCK BIRTHDAY!!!

[delicate vapor]

25 big booms or idk the count

5 big booms

[acoustic pebble]

Now you're one of US!!

[unkempt iron]

Mine was a month ago today

[jaunty path]

thanks?? 😭

[unkempt iron]

Nvm, a month and a day ago

[acoustic pebble]

Happy belated as fuck birthday

[unkempt iron]

Thanks, turned 26.

[acoustic pebble]

After your torture, you are lucky I celebrate it!

[acoustic pebble]

Ahhh younger than me

[dire kayak]

i cant wait to get my t'aunar 🤤 🤤

[unkempt iron]

Yeah, ik

[jaunty path]

Old

[acoustic pebble]

Old and wise!

[unkempt iron]

Already have a boy and another on the way tho

[acoustic pebble]

How old do you think I am?

[jaunty path]

Old

[unkempt iron]

Atleast 50

[delicate vapor]

😮

[unkempt iron]

If you are on the 6th marriage

[jaunty path]

Jakka is probably 30

[acoustic pebble]

Insulting, and no

[unkempt iron]

35?

[jaunty path]

early 30s, bet.

[acoustic pebble]

You're warmer

[jaunty path]

32

[unkempt iron]

2?

[acoustic pebble]

Colder

[jaunty path]

29?

[unkempt iron]

Aint no fucking way you are 29

[jaunty path]

forjfergj

[acoustic pebble]

Bingo

[jaunty path]

YAAAAGG

[delicate vapor]

jackpot

[jaunty path]

YEAAAAH

[acoustic pebble]

You really ARE the card master eh?

[unkempt iron]

Do you go through marriages like socks dude

[jaunty path]

Within the range of some people here

I still think about that one fucking guy

who was 63 years old

[acoustic pebble]

You don't want to know the number I'm on now

[jaunty path]

63 year old MAN on this darktide discord

[acoustic pebble]

Was he also a degenerate?

[jaunty path]

gave us his whole life story like it was facebook

[jaunty path]

Absolutely not lmfao

[acoustic pebble]

Okay good. If he were, I'd speed up his hospital visits

[jaunty path]

If its one social media every old person has used at least once its facebook

[acoustic pebble]

Or MySpace

[jaunty path]

Ah right that was a thing

[acoustic pebble]

I'm seeing the old jokes coming

[jaunty path]

never used it

[unkempt iron]

I thought i was bad for marrying at 22 and having a kid the next year...

[jaunty path]

I'm moreso expecting you to call me a baby

lmao

[acoustic pebble]

I started marrying at 25

[unkempt iron]

Allright thats it

[acoustic pebble]

Nah

Fetus

[jaunty path]

[unkempt iron]

I am officially a perfectly fine and functional member of society

[acoustic pebble]

Good because I lied

I never married

[unkempt iron]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-fiddle-gif-7996278

[acoustic pebble]

My mental state cannot be handled by any woman

[jaunty path]

Did you know fetus has a different spelling as "Foetus" and pronounced the same way?

[acoustic pebble]

Nerd

[jaunty path]

Theres a band just called Foetus

[jaunty path]

My friend told me about it so it doesnt count

[unkempt iron]

Btw, i wasnt the one who insisted on keeping the baby, my wife was.

[acoustic pebble]

What they play?

[unkempt iron]

While she was still in college

[jaunty path]

Not sure honestly but one of the songs is like broken glass in my ear

unironically.

And my friend loves it

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you for the warning, I'll pass

Rn I'm debating whether to jam to Electric Callboy or Babymetal

[jaunty path]

it clearly is not for everyone but I love that music can just do that shit

[obtuse oak]

That was the first one that everyone had, yeah

[acoustic pebble]

If it's got a beat, someone is bound to jam to it

[obtuse oak]

Around 2010 or so. You didn't even ask for someone's email or phone number anymore when you met someone new, you just added each other on Facebook

[acoustic pebble]

Now it's insta

Or snap

[obtuse oak]

Hmmm not quite as universal

[acoustic pebble]

Or whatever you kids use nowadays

[obtuse oak]

But maybe among gen z i guess

[acoustic pebble]

When I was in the mainland, insta was the main thing people would ask

Even people older than me would ask

[jaunty path]

Oooo wanna know one I'm thinking about. Its some shit you never heard before.

Its one of my favorites

[obtuse oak]

Gen alpha are all on "you are NOT getting a smartphone until you are 16, are you kidding?" and I think that's beautiful

[acoustic pebble]

Bring it! I could use another music sibling!

[unkempt iron]

Good

Social media is shit anyway

[acoustic pebble]

I wholeheartedly support this idea

[unkempt iron]

too much goonbait and shitfluencers