general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Not everyone power levels

I didn’t

I just played the campaign and havocs

[wheat scroll]

at least make it level 30 required

[green vector]

true

[brazen pelican]

If you play on Malice, you'll get lower levels and newer players.

[gloomy tartan]

Or make the below 30 play with below 30?

Separate but equal?

[wheat scroll]

Its mostly penance slaves in my experience

[gloomy tartan]

The penances for the expeditions are easy as fuck

[empty needle]

You're lying. Nobody plays expeditions

[gloomy tartan]

Thoufh ppl keep stealing my tube

I hate that

[brazen pelican]

Just a grind, except the one that requires your temmates to die.

[green vector]

?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to start stealing peoples data tubes

[green vector]

doesnt matter now

[gloomy tartan]

The big containers

[green vector]

they changed it

or fixed it

[gloomy tartan]

They kept taking mine

What you mean?

[wheat scroll]

Im already at 13/15 for that. And I go out of my way all the time to res ppl

[green vector]

i mean it doesnt matter

it counts for everyone

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

[empty needle]

I've queued for expeditions over the last 10 days and got zero game

[gloomy tartan]

So basically

[brazen pelican]

Is it for the one penance that forces you to be the one to carry it, once?

[gloomy tartan]

They’re my servitors ?

[green vector]

are you playing from the moon region wtf

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why I think everyone steals it

But they steal them first and second round 2

Like that’s my points fucked

I wanna buy a grenade

Don’t steal my grenade money you cuck

[wheat scroll]

No . technically the only thing you gain , is more remnants , because the one who puts battery in , gets the 100 or 200 remnants extra.

[empty needle]

Queuing for maelstroms is fine

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why you died and I didn’t

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what I mean

You get it khalisii

[wheat scroll]

ah ok

[gloomy tartan]

They steal my money to buy shit

lol

[empty needle]

So idk maybe western Europe is against expeditions or something

[gloomy tartan]

Like if we did ALL the spots and we all rich

I’m k cool I don’t trip

If yo slow ass barely got any money and we barely did shit

FUCK OFF MY TUBE

I was doin work

Yo ass barely got one spot

Slow ass wack ass mf

No cardio head ass

Doritto body shrimp legs ass

Unforgivable

[wheat scroll]

To be fair, its been out for a week , many have already done all the penances with groups , or partial groups. I waited and didnt do most of them, because the batteries didnt count towards everyone. Maybe was a mistake. Now the mode is half dead, except peak times.

[gloomy tartan]

I get annoyed like pull your weight bitch

Hadron got us on the clock

Collect shit faster and better and collect all of it

Do it all or else why. You suck

[empty needle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

It's lame anyway

[gloomy tartan]

Like we’re playing in heresy bruh

It’s not auric, we should be easily collecting everything

[brazen pelican]

This is why I run off to objectives solo, using my +50% dodge speed to fast travel. Obviously I also die, alone.

[wheat scroll]

cant argue with that, the time they put into expeditions could have went to something else, but thats my opinion

[gloomy tartan]

Hadron needed some play ig

[wheat scroll]

Soloing objectives and stuff is pretty easy with a stealth zealot, if you want to stoop that low ( I made a full stam stealth zealot just for expeditions)

[brazen pelican]

Nah, gotta fit the stereotype and do it on Scum.

[empty needle]

I'm so starved for dockets trying to farm good weapons for scum that I resorted to getting 3 10% dockets on my arbites and spamming maelstroms to get money

[wheat scroll]

randoms 🤷‍♂️

[empty needle]

Needle gun is sorted because it has two dump stats

But chirurgeon is being a female dog

[restive walrus]

Needle gun nerf WHEN

it’s had it too good too long

Make it heal carapace

[tawdry edge]

I think I'll keep playing tyranids until they give chaos either some unique reward OR balancing

[brazen pelican]

No need, they nerfed Pickpocket, Scum is unplayable now.

[brazen pelican]

This is the way. It feels wrong to kill 'Nids, but they are way more fun to play against than Chaos.

[empty needle]

You will get "10% reduction spawn chance for chaos spawn" and that'll be it

I've stopped playing SM2, skill trees are pathetic for the most part

[tawdry edge]

I'm addicted, probably because of mhy hyper-fixation for 40k again but eh I can manage

But I never had a problem with chaos and now im suddenly getting spanked

Which is annoyinh

[modest flume]

wdym

[empty needle]

"+3% headshot damage after doing a salto and correctly quoting the trailer for Mechanicus in reverse"

[modest flume]

it's lore accurate

[green vector]

you down for an auric maelstrom rn big boy

[modest flume]

What are the mods?

Mayhap I am

[green vector]

mutants, blessing, specialists 20% cdr

[dire kayak]

oouugghhh

[modest flume]

eh alright

[ancient violet]

Tbh I don't want Fatshark to keep nerfing or buffing shit

Just remove Psyker from the game

[green vector]

[patent grove]

No nerfs, only buffs

[green vector]

nah nerf everything fun

in a non comp pve game

like hd2

not salty btw

[restive walrus]

I’ll be real man nerfs in pve are needed at times

Just look up sister of thorns in g2

V2*

[broken oasis]

I would like the 53rd uniforms
So I might try havoc eventually

[tawdry edge]

Hive Tyrant bonked my fucking techmarine head into the fucking cement

holy shit

[brazen pelican]

They'll do that. ..oOwOo..

[shell goblet]

i havent played more than 5 minutes of that class and im convinced that every girl on the planet mains her since all 4 friends i have who play vt2 main her lmao

necromancer fun tho

[tacit geode]

Isn't that the big nerf technically

[gloomy tartan]

The low rad exped is chill

[ancient violet]

No it will save the game

[restive walrus]

I was a big shied maiden main with max revive speed

So fast people didn’t realise they were up and get hit by a overhead

Good time s

[brazen pelican]

I love SotT.

Best Kerillian career.

[restive walrus]

Wrong

Wrong wrong wrong

Handmaiden is best

[south valve]

Handmaiden best

[restive walrus]

It’s not even a question

Thank you

[south valve]

Yes

We are great intellectuals

[restive walrus]

Das fugen right

They should seriously add a spear weapon to darktide

It would be dope

[brazen pelican]

Spear or any polearm would be amazing.

[restive walrus]

Hard agree

[south valve]

I'd love some reskins of vt2 weapons

[hazy kestrel]

Flail for zealot when?

[south valve]

because they were so good

Bret longsword my beloved

[restive walrus]

You continue to be based

Keep this up and we WILL have to kiss

Bret long sword gosh what a well animated sword

[brazen pelican]

Do it.

[restive walrus]

Not with you watching I’m shyyyyyyy hehe~

[south valve]

[delicate vapor]

O deer

[restive walrus]

A second O deer has hit the spires

[brazen pelican]

Shikanokonokonoko Koshitantan~~.

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you an elk?

[south valve]

Elkios

[delicate vapor]

Nope

I’m hungry that’s that

[south valve]

For battle?

[restive walrus]

For handmaiden

[south valve]

You must mean…

That one cosmetic…

With the cool helmet! :)

[brazen pelican]

Grail Knight?

[hazy kestrel]

For ze Lady indeed

[restive walrus]

Man the day everyone kept looking at my feet with that skin

[south valve]

Yeah!

[restive walrus]

Shades got a great headpiece I wear on everything that I can

Forgot the name but Kerillian be a baddy

[brazen pelican]

Elf supremacy. :>

[south valve]

Feet are overrated, why was no one talking about the elf shoulder reveal

[brazen pelican]

I was too busy looking in awe at Salzpyre's fish.

[south valve]

I liked his pig

[brazen pelican]

Emergency rashuns.

[south valve]

Oh and if you had the shark head

You got to see Kruber…

CLEAN SHAVEN

😱

[brazen pelican]

Clean Skaven?! Never heard of! @sleek harness

[south valve]

I hope Foolish reads that

[brazen pelican]

I made sure of it now.

[south valve]

Excellent

[hazy kestrel]

@sleek harness, you have been summoned.

[brazen pelican]

[south valve]

I now fear for my safety

[brazen pelican]

Either way, going to bed. I'll leave dealing with the Skaven to you.

You seem like capable individuals.

[south valve]

Goodnight, Slaaneshi

[hazy kestrel]

Goodbye pal. :)

[south valve]

Underrated sticker

[acoustic pebble]

Hello nerds

[grizzled flame]

Is there like really a point to brunts armory anymore

Besides charms

Or whatever theyre called in this game

[acoustic pebble]

Only wondering where the big Boi is

[twin dirge]

You're telling me a crab gooned in this rag?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

Then I ate it

[south valve]

Well, have you got your 71/69 plasma gun?

[grizzled flame]

unironically yes

had one for a very long time

[south valve]

Holy fuck

[grizzled flame]

Trust me man

[south valve]

Yeah, I guess there isn’t a point to it then

[grizzled flame]

I grinded for one

when you had to actually rng rolls

[sleek harness]

How funny.

[stuck crescent]

Its because you dont shower

ratman

[south valve]

He’s not denying it

[sleek harness]

I wouldn't have read that if Personamen didn't ping me

I am a busy person now

[formal mortar]

I dunno what a 71/69 plasmagun is

[stuck crescent]

You arent even a person

liar

[south valve]

Whatcha doin?

[sleek harness]

Being busy

Off discord

[stuck crescent]

celwyddog

[stuck crescent]

No trust rat

[formal mortar]

You are on discord rn tho

[south valve]

Busy with what?

[stuck crescent]

lying

[sleek harness]

Because I have been pinged

Duh

[formal mortar]

You can ignore it if you are busy

[south valve]

I’m gonna ping you a lot more now

[sleek harness]

Enjoying life

[south valve]

Mwahaha

[stuck crescent]

Doubt

[sleek harness]

Not being in discord since 12am

[stuck crescent]

it aint easy being ratty

[formal mortar]

I have to shower

[stuck crescent]

cheesey, the right word was cheesey

Unlike the rat

[south valve]

Life is like a box of chocolates: nom nom nom

[sleek harness]

Ok

[stuck crescent]

@sleek harness

[south valve]

@sleek harness

[stuck crescent]

@sleek harness

[wheat scroll]

So why on morningstar chat, all of a sudden Im seeing people typing with rainbow color letters

was that always possible?

[stuck crescent]

Dunno

[sleek harness]

Mods

[formal mortar]

Probably a mod

[sleek harness]

PC players

[stuck crescent]

sounds neat

[south valve]

WOKEtide

[sleek harness]

It's not

[stuck crescent]

very un-krieg

[formal mortar]

Turn the chat rainbow

Cant see the purple letters tho

[sleek harness]

I had one of theses people play with me before, they were trying to act cute and kawaii

With pink name and letters and shit

[stuck crescent]

kawaii>krieg

[formal mortar]

Cute and kawaii are the same word

[south valve]

:3

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[stuck crescent]

stupid rat

foolish even

[sleek harness]

That's why they are both

[wheat scroll]

I thought so, but the fact I can see it, is interesting. Makes me think people have , how to put it, quite a bit of access to modify it for everyone.

[stuck crescent]

"act cute and cute"

thats what you said

[south valve]

It’s because Skaven say two words that mean the same thing

[sleek harness]

Painted

[south valve]

I can’t think of an example

[sleek harness]

Look at you DMs

For the love of god

[stuck crescent]

Dont

never look at dms

DMS are a myth

[formal mortar]

What would be the most comfortable currency to roll around in?

[sweet wraith]

In game or

[formal mortar]

irl

Could be in game tho I didn't specify

[wheat scroll]

Old Weimar Republic money. Used to be made of silk

[formal mortar]

That's some real knowledge there

[green vector]

[nocturne bloom]

haha dms

...

[dire kayak]

ouhh,,,

[tawdry edge]

oughhhhhh

[dire kayak]

i dont feel so good

[twin dirge]

Chat I think the new Red Bull flavor is gonna become permanent

[sleek harness]

Lamia check your DMs

[twin dirge]

People really like it

[wraith otter]

my last maelstrom to get the title

[wheat scroll]

which one

[stuck crescent]

Is it the blue one?

[green vector]

@shell goblet @modest flume ggs

[agile shuttle]

Fastest way to get diamantine?

[wraith otter]

havoc

[agile shuttle]

Is that in the game or chest at end of week tho? Or game bcuz theres no pickups

[wheat scroll]

chest

[dire kayak]

yes beloved i would very much like to visit you at the golden throne

[wheat scroll]

Yes beloved, that is a bad dog

[stuck crescent]

I wish female seerer got more love, she's funneh

[agile shuttle]

Well it resets tomorrow but tryna max out curios on new character before havoc, any specific missions or difficulties

[dire kayak]

whats that beloved? scandalous! dont tell more!

[ancient violet]

Play the game

[wheat scroll]

damnation gives most , with quickplay

[agile shuttle]

Bruh

[ancient violet]

Fatshark seriously give me a reason to fucking dump all of my resources

I've been sitting on max Diamante for 2 years now

[agile shuttle]

Bet thank you

[wheat scroll]

You have every weapon for every class with perfect stats?

[delicate vapor]

[ancient violet]

Yes

Well not really but all of the weapons I actually use

[wheat scroll]

knew it

get to it

chop chop

[south valve]

I like when she tells Savant that someone he trusts is going to kill him

[dire kayak]

the 50 foot tall version of morrow with the giant pterra squirrel whispering in his ear is at least a little unusual

[dire kayak]

thats gonna give him extreme paranoia for the rest of his life

[ancient violet]

I have like 3 variants of every single weapon that I use for all classes

[wheat scroll]

Good enough I guess

[agile shuttle]

Come grind damnation w me

Ik u want to

Need every single weapon buddy, maxed. Perfect.

[wheat scroll]

Im on that expedition grind now, no time for silly damnation

[ancient violet]

Damnation is too boring at least do an auric Maels

I don't want to fall asleep fighting 3 crusher waves

[simple cliff]

But auric is the same thing but with six crusher waves!

[sinful pecan]

Guys how do I disable twitter from auto-playing the next video

[twin dirge]

You don't

[sinful pecan]

Found it

[dire kayak]

i hope they add a chainshovel

[twin dirge]

Real

[dire kayak]

would make sense for trench digging and other stuff too

[twin dirge]

[dire kayak]

the chain function would be used to break through condensed dirt and rock

[twin flower]

is it an actual thing or

[twin dirge]

I wanna game

But sadly

Werk

Crazy throwback, I'm playing earn to die 2

[dire kayak]

apparently the adepts around the big mission terminal can talk to you

[jaunty path]

I didnt know you were a fan of weezer

[nocturne bloom]

i made Asian honey chicken and rice

[jaunty path]

Can I have the recipe

[nocturne bloom]

no

[jaunty path]

Doxxed

[nocturne bloom]

dox the person with like 60 guns

[jaunty path]

Shadow people will collect you

[nocturne bloom]

shadow people arent immune to buried propane tank traps

[sleek harness]

Your close friends?

[stuck crescent]

Probably

[dire kayak]

can i come?

[nocturne bloom]

there will be no coming

[stuck crescent]

Just like my ex

[agile shuttle]

The average auric maelstrom player makes me wanna kms damnation is easy and fast

[ancient violet]

I'm the average malice player

Lucky for you

[nocturne bloom]

if you make friends in damnation and talk to them in pre made auric runs i heard that works wonders

[simple cliff]

Prine: "Farewell, sinner..."
Me: "I AM REDEEMED! I AM REDEEMED! I AM REDEEMED! I AM REDEEMED! I AM REDEEMED! I AM REDEEMED!"

[agile shuttle]

Based

[simple cliff]

It's weird how her dialogue never changes even after getting the 'redeemed' reward. The guard's dialogue changes when you reach level 30.
Actually, I do think it changes a bit. There were a few 'nice' lines she said to me once I got it. But she stills sometimes says no one will me when I when die.

[dire kayak]

ouugghh

[agile shuttle]

Idk auric mealstrom is half havoc players trying to speedrun it then pulling the entire map, and other half is the people that dont know how to play and are scared of havoc so they throw auric maelstroms

[simple cliff]

People play auric for titles and frames that they think will make them look good.

While unaware that Auric Survivor has a certain stigma for a reason.

[sinful pecan]

Havoc sucks ‘cuz I don’t like it

[sinful pecan]

I’ve never heard this

[agile shuttle]

Well i guess that settles it then cinder

[dire kayak]

i like to choose titles that best match my operative

like ministorum warden on zealot

[tired steeple]

What a great day to be indigenous

[blazing ibex]

A lot of people who got that title got it illegitimately.

[stuck crescent]

Call me crazy, but prine might be a bit of a hypocrite, I know the ecclesiarchy would never

[sinful pecan]

How tho?

[ancient violet]

TRYING NOT TO SAY

SKILL DIFFFF

[stuck crescent]

People care about titles?

[blazing ibex]

You were able to Alt F4 out of a match if you died and it wouldn't reset your progress.

[simple cliff]

Auric Survivor, unlike Flawless Execution does not count quitting a mission in progress as a failure. You ever notice someone quit as soon as they get downed even if you're nearby? That's why.

[mystic fossil]

why does your number keep changing?

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[agile shuttle]

Im good enough to play havoc not good enough to carry auric maels 😭😭

[mystic fossil]

you used to be 32

[tired steeple]

So what we all doing

[mystic fossil]

now your 37

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[ancient violet]

Trash 🗑️

[mystic fossil]

WEEEE are all gooning rn

[tired steeple]

WOOOO

[restive walrus]

Eating Easter chocolate!

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[mystic fossil]

krieg hater number 32

[sinful pecan]

Dude I only really ever play on Heresy but I HATE it when people do that

[blazing ibex]

So for a period of time, the game was legit worse to play because that title was introduced because so many people would leave games.

[tired steeple]

oh nice

[agile shuttle]

💔

[blazing ibex]

To the point where they had to patch it.

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[tired steeple]

I got an easter egg halfway through march lol

[marsh mirage]

Question, is there anything to care about in this game? I've yet to find something to actually do aside from climbing higher difficulties to say you 'did it"

[mystic fossil]

Wot

[restive walrus]

Was it a good one?

[graceful hamlet]

When Krieg Hater67

[stuck crescent]

Beth?

[stuck crescent]

Its funny, because you meant 69

[ancient violet]

Me when video games are a chore 😔

[restive walrus]

I got called a auric player (derogatory) only recently because of my title if that counts

[agile shuttle]

Youre not allowed to play for fun. You need to do havoc 40s only

[tired steeple]

I like to grind for penances

[hidden whale]

copious amounts of drugs

[graceful hamlet]

69 is so last decade

[tired steeple]

Some of them are fun little challenges

[stuck crescent]

I just wanna be a cool Armageddon guardsmen

[simple cliff]

Yeah, the "Auric Storm Survivor" title has a stigma because of it. Sadly it is often earned because I've noticed a lot of players with it tend to suck. There are ways to get it without doing the work such as infinite stealth if it hasn't been fixed yet.

[tired steeple]

I enjoy doing them

[restive walrus]

If I see havok forged or true survivor I do expect a higher level of skill

[hidden whale]

I got that title randomly by just being a gigagamer

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, that's what my ex said

[hidden whale]

:>

[tired steeple]

Yeah we’re doing the new position, the 83

[marsh mirage]

I mean like, they added a new game mode about a currency that is meant to be like techy stuff. And like- there's nothing with it? Like- what is there to do aside from just hit things with a big stick?

[sinful pecan]

Honestly I feel like it’s more just people who rage quit, I’ve done it like maybe twice ever in the nearly 170 hours I have of this game but even then I always try and tough it out

[simple cliff]

I am sorry that the quitters/exploiters ruined it's awesomeness somewhat.

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah no expeditions are pointless lol

As cool as they are

[hidden whale]

gaming is pointless

reality is pointless

[tired steeple]

They are just completely pointless. You gain nothing

[ancient violet]

Me when playing the video game is a chore 😔

[dire kayak]

i like the opportunist title

[tired steeple]

Even mortis trials (vomit emoji) gave you something

[simple cliff]

I am amazed they introduced expeditions and then made no content for them past the event. Like, all that is left for me to do is the penances while people are still doing them.

[tired steeple]

Hello goober

How come you’re always on

When do you sleep

[hidden whale]

does goober sleep?

[marsh mirage]

I'm just like- confused on what the goal is aside from just vibing and smashing things lol

[graceful hamlet]

What if Goober is a synth

[tired steeple]

Maybe that is the goal

Idk

[twin flower]

The scavenging bits pretty fun

to me anyway

[tired steeple]

Still you’d expect a frame or something

[marsh mirage]

Goal- one shot every boss?

[tired steeple]

Or a weapon skin

[stuck crescent]

When krieg hater title?

[graceful hamlet]

A new way to play Darktide to spice things up. Instead of running the previous missions over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[stuck crescent]

That's what I want to know

[dire kayak]

i have no social life and dont need a lot of sleep to function

[tired steeple]

I see

Typical trannswoman

[delicate vapor]

tuna salad shots

[marsh mirage]

But that's my gripe. It's just run mission. There's no reason to run missions it seems

[hidden whale]

hmmm... have you tried... getting a social life?

:>

[stuck crescent]

Crazy

[dire kayak]

i dont have much reason to

[jaunty path]

Wdym u get nothing you get worthless scrap!

[hidden whale]

why?

[twin flower]

Or TechRemnants for (supposedly) new shit

[graceful hamlet]

There’s no reason to run any mission in any mode tbf, besides penances. You get your gear kitted out pretty quickly and after that you’re just collecting materials and money for laughs

Penances also only reward some cosmetics, so even those are super optional

[delicate vapor]

idk

[ancient violet]

Imagine playing the video game

Smh my head, when we gonna have AI play it for me?

[graceful hamlet]

Soon on Xbox ™

[twin flower]

future of gaming where you watch AI play it for you

[simple cliff]

Meow

Meow meow.

[hidden whale]

theres no reason to do anything

reality is inherently meaningless

[graceful hamlet]

Also true

[hidden whale]

therefore, we can derive meaning from whatever we wish

including vidya gaym :3

[graceful hamlet]

If there’s no afterlife anyways, which we technically don’t know

[gloomy tartan]

Derive meaning from deez nuts

[jaunty path]

I think by "pointless" its more like

[gloomy tartan]

Gottem

🔥

[jaunty path]

Expeditions doesn't add anything new

[hidden whale]

yes, gottem indeed

now hand them over

[gloomy tartan]

I like the new grenades

[hidden whale]

[gloomy tartan]

Do your orbs hang low

[twin flower]

You can shop for supplies and stuff I guess

[gloomy tartan]

Do they waddle to the floor

[languid hazel]

-# if there’s an afterlife, i hope that it is better than this life :3

[twin flower]

And decide as a team where you can go

Like maybe an actual strike team

[gloomy tartan]

Mac we should do them

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the hope anyways

[twin flower]

Do what

[dire kayak]

i get the feeling people barely tolerate me here

[gloomy tartan]

I do them good

If you ever wanna

I speed run it lol

I mean on heresy

[twin flower]

Its Auric or nuffing

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll probably get my orbs slapped with hate if I try aurics

[languid hazel]

-# wait wha? I love seeing you here!

[gloomy tartan]

Thoufh I would be down to try one with you

Since you aren’t a chimp

[sinful pecan]

Idk why but I read this in the same cadence as the beginning of “Bodies” by Drowning Pool

[gloomy tartan]

You have the capacity to work as a team

[hidden whale]

why are you whispering again

im kind of deaf from all the explosions

[twin flower]

Ye why not, tho I dont have much free time atm reeee

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t do aurics much

Oh yeah no whenever

[twin flower]

Chuck up

👏

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t demand things instantly

They have only been bad experiences lol

[twin flower]

Lmao

monie, now

[gloomy tartan]

Havocs tho

Those are funny as fuck

Those are like drinking liqr

I know I shouldnt waste time or money doing it

But if it’s free I mean

I’m not a bitch

[twin flower]

I do havoc for that Moebian Steel drip but I kinda stopped halfway thru the penance

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass same partner

I have half of the shit too

I think I need the pants ?

Wait do I have it all???

Well I have the entire outfit mac

This is awkward

Is there a frame/insignia also?

[twin flower]

Nah I dont think so

Then again i havent checked in awhile

[hazy kestrel]

There’s the funny titles

They don’t mean anything imo

[twin flower]

Gotta nom sum food

[hazy kestrel]

And I say this as someone with all of them. They don’t equal skill.

Plenty of people have been carried to Havoc Forged and True Survivor

[dire kayak]

me rn

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I’m missing some titles

[simple cliff]

I feel like hersey is where people learn if their build or skill can't handle crushers/maulers then they are not ready.

[gloomy tartan]

I have havoc forged

[simple cliff]

Cause I am freeplaying Heresey to level some weapons and kill time and I've seen some shit. Normally I could easily carry but I have a tac axe and a combat shotgun with a build I just started.

[nocturne bloom]

you can get them by actually trying hard yourself and still be shit, i got all them with randoms and honestly just dont take it seriously anymore

[twin dirge]

I once did a thing

[hazy kestrel]

Auric is the new Heresy sometimes.

Hello Licht

[somber stream]

<<Border? What have borders given us>>

[hazy kestrel]

I blame you for making me see the smug jug everywhere now

[somber stream]

Hello Thammer

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t unsee it

I can’t even enjoy my Jarritos drink

[somber stream]

I kept telling you people I was not the one to spread it

[hazy kestrel]

Because the logo is a funny green jug

You silly goose

[dire kayak]

the pot nods in agreement

[hazy kestrel]

You have broken me with your funny cognitohazard

[hidden whale]

am I not understanding expedition meta

my teams are ignoring all the POIs and running straight for next zone

[marsh iris]

whos spreadin

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/mfw-my-face-when-i-shirt-rip-rip-face-gif-17082265391232585266

[marsh iris]

👏 😛

[hidden whale]

haha embed fail

everyone laugh at this user

[hazy kestrel]

Epic embed fail

[hidden whale]

[somber stream]

Pardon

[marsh iris]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[somber stream]

SpinningJugthenMakeASmugFace.gif

[hazy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-jug-gun-gif-8211064071607601904

[somber stream]

So my cat has a nasty habit

If i don't or refuse to wake up on time to feed them

This one little fucker will then go to my PC desk and run all around it, knocking things off, forcing me to wake up and take actions

[marsh iris]

[dire kayak]

mrrp?

[somber stream]

Today the bastard broke my light bar

[hazy kestrel]

lol, lmao even

[marsh iris]

better than soiling the rug

[somber stream]

Oh no, he's a civilized jerk

Vomitting everywhere is the other cat's business

[marsh iris]

other cat?

thought it was your cat doing

[somber stream]

Yeah i have a Calico and a Siamese

#pet-tide message
Klaus, he's the cunt who do the breakings and schemings

[dire kayak]

i love him

[somber stream]

Well, don't. He capitalizse on that

#pet-tide message
Kishi, house's boss

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could give my dog the ability to bark loud enough to make peoples heads bleed

That would be a fun Scp just dog who can bark loud enough to destroy you with the force of the air waves

[hidden whale]

ok so im just gonna guess

no one understands whats happening in extractions yet

bc my teammates are either not following me to scavenge zones, rushing doors, or rushing extraction. and I dont know which of those is correct

[mystic fossil]

anyone wanna havoc rn?

[dire kayak]

i love it when i shove a poxburster, it goes back, then it suddenly jumps up and dives forward at me again

made me lose 900 remnants

[marsh iris]

he looks well-behaved

[gloomy tartan]

What do I get in exchange

[somber stream]

Do you not see the smugness written all over his face

[marsh iris]

a gentleman's mug

[gloomy tartan]

Most of my matches are either chuds who know nothing or I play with the fuckint seal team 6 and we lock in

[rocky radish]

if you were needing to carry a team that includes a hive scum that only uses ranged and never dodges, which class/build would you choose? (excluding arbi)

[gloomy tartan]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW 🚂 DAMIT CJ

[dire kayak]

i love the artillery locator beacon

[gloomy tartan]

FUCK

[dire kayak]

for 100 salvage it does a lot more than you expect

[rocky radish]

i have no idea what's happening

[jaunty path]

Idk have fun

Even with a braindead scum present you can still play well

if theydie they die

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[jaunty path]

Wait carrying

uhh

Carrying is like

entirely relative to your skill

[rocky radish]

yeah, but I wanna keep this one around. I'm thinking like maybe zealot

[gloomy tartan]

The rpg

Good for ogryn clusters

Otherwise get a veteran to help you

[jaunty path]

If you're extremely good you can carry as any class

play what you're best at

[gloomy tartan]

Missus speaking truth

Get gud shit pants

[jaunty path]

If the scum dies its probably their own fault

[rocky radish]

highest I've done is H20

[jaunty path]

That's pretty fine

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah homie

[jaunty path]

I mean a fully ranged scum is like

[gloomy tartan]

I think my max was 30

[jaunty path]

immune to ranged 24/7

so ranged enemies are almost irrelevant to them

[gloomy tartan]

Missus are you a scum main?

Do you do the drugs ?

[jaunty path]

Yea kinda, gonna play less of it whenever I decide to play DT again

[dire kayak]

ive been carried by ogryns so much

[jaunty path]

having infinite dodge is bad for brain

[gloomy tartan]

Be a veteran

[dire kayak]

in the literal sense too

[gloomy tartan]

Join the GUARD

Wear a helmet and throw grenades

[jaunty path]

I plan to read 15 hours so im already there

[gloomy tartan]

Read what

Lord of the fucking rings?

wtf is 15 hours

[jaunty path]

It seems like greenskins are a reoccuring opponent to the guard

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

like all they fight lmao,

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking mushrooms

Last of us would be 200 times cooler if the mushrooms were just greenskins

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[hidden whale]

hmm thats

well actually youd be surprised because ranged hive scum is so busted theyll still output insane dps

had a hive scum that spent half the match dead and outdpsed all of us

[dire kayak]

i mean

[astral basin]

@whole glade @dire kayak
The local store wanted $40 for a single pair of citadel plastic cutters

[dire kayak]

ork society revolves around fighting

[dire kayak]

WHAAAATTT

[somber stream]

Brand™

[astral basin]

Yeah. I amazoned a hobby blade kit right there

For the same price

[hidden whale]

ngl im kind of

already bored of expeditions

theres a new boss which is cool, but why are the "new" events just more puzzleslop or waitslop

[dire kayak]

i love how the dust stalker field comms on zealot look the exact same on the dust-ruins camo and cities of death camo

[marsh iris]

GW tools you can get from local hardware/art store for like a quarter of the price

[somber stream]

The only thing you should buy from them are the paints

[sleek harness]

Imagine getting ignored

Unbelievable

[tired steeple]

I have a drivers liscense

Heh… yeah… for a poop car

[hidden whale]

why do you own a poop car

[dire kayak]

i dont know if ill ever get a drivers license

[tired steeple]

Me neither

Probably not

[marsh iris]

gw paint is good and consistent but still expensive

[somber stream]

Hard to find a good replacement in that department

[cosmic burrow]

Nothing. New

[jaunty path]

My moms in her 40s and never drove

[lilac crag]

morning

[cosmic burrow]

I own Audi a3 2009 with 1.6L engine

[astral basin]

The license isnt the hard part
The vehicle is

[cosmic burrow]

Depending where you live license can be the hard part

[somber stream]

https://spraygunner.com/collections/vallejo
Found a store that sell in the US, these guy are considered 2nd next to Citadel's paints

Vallejo

[analog marsh]

No big deal, I also don't have one and I am perfectly fine.

I can walk where I need to or get driven by someone else if it's outside of walking distance. Just about everything can also be ordered online and delivered nowadays as well.

Although I guess it depends where you live, since some places are more walkable then others.

[misty trench]

I have a license but I don't have a car atm because I had to leave it in Australia when I moved to Canada (sold it ofc)

[jaunty path]

Most states in america require a vehicle to get anywhere.

[misty trench]

but where I'm at there's pretty solid public transport, not as good as back home but decent enough

[quaint sedge]

I'm probably super late to the party, but wtf is up with the name-censor in game? Literally the word "Suffer" and all its iterations are censored

[analog marsh]

Yeah, American infrustructure is pretty badly designed in that regard.

[quaint sedge]

I don't remember the censor being that strict

[misty trench]

the name filter is kinda random

[vapid matrix]

Danm guys my weed looking xxtra jjuicy

[quaint sedge]

Was just trying to do "Sufferer" with some numerals, game absolutely tripped me out - I had no idea what was wrong for like 5 minutes

[cosmic burrow]

I can walk to most places near me

[hidden whale]

lucky

[quaint sedge]

Walk to 7/11 and pick me up Newports and a 40

[tired steeple]

Hello

[hidden whale]

id have to walk 12 miles round trip to get anything

[quaint sedge]

You must walk pretty slow

[hidden whale]

are you ragebaiting me

thats like 2-3hrs

not even thinking about the groceries

[quaint sedge]

yes

[somber skiff]

What is a maelstrom mission ??

[quaint sedge]

It's a type of pasta dish served in Naples

[lilac crag]

hi magos

[somber stream]

Do they serve Charcuterie at your place Alex

Like, to take away as well

Charcuterie in a box, Alex

[tired steeple]

How are you

[hazy kestrel]

You mean to tell me that you’re not looking forward to spending 400+ matches just trading salvage?

Inconceivable!

[dire kayak]

500 artillery locators

[hazy kestrel]

I found out today that the Valkyrie support grenades are also affected by vet’s duplicate grenade chance talent. Was very funny.

[elder merlin]

[dire kayak]

its the same with artilllery locators

which is really strong

[hazy kestrel]

Peak

[analog marsh]

I wish the Ogryn fragbomb was like the throwable RPG.

[lilac crag]

getting ready for work :(

I'm fine ig

[tired steeple]

hope it's an easy day

[dire kayak]

tbh the artillery locator is the most consistent stratagem in my experience

obviously the modified grenade is the most consistent out of all of them

[fair bridge]

waaaaaggghhhh

[analog marsh]

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

[fair bridge]

wub wub wub wub wub

[tired steeple]

I do say that often but usually for different reasons

[somber stream]

That's no RPG, that's the Helldiver Leveller Warhead

[fair bridge]

downloading a whole bunch of fucking shit

[somber stream]

Shape more like a mortar round, actually

[hidden whale]

yeah its

I mean... kind of meh...

and im already very bored of the map, its just

brown. and sand

[hazy kestrel]

But the infinite support valkyries are funny

[dire kayak]

i hope we get more expedition biomes

[hidden whale]

I get its 40k, but its like the map devs hate colors

[hazy kestrel]

The Skyrim modding experience right there.

[fair bridge]

movies tbh

[dire kayak]

though where did all the oxygen in deadside come from
we arent wearing rebreathers, and we can breathe perfectly fine

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[fair bridge]

went through my letterboxd watchlist and started pulling stuff i need to see

[hazy kestrel]

What movies

[analog marsh]

Yeah could be a mortar round too. Wish Ogryn grenades were better or the Ogryn in general was better, seems like the forgotten child.

[whole glade]

Stanley MOV quittin!!!

[marsh iris]

time to consume my croque monsieur

[hazy kestrel]

I like your funny words, Valhallan man.

[whole glade]

bathory mentioned

[hazy kestrel]

Whomst?

[fair bridge]

28 weeks later, a matter of life and death, assault on precinct 13, barry lyndon, cure, dead man, dreams, eddington, high and low, le cercle rouge, le samourai, mars express, matewan, may december, mikey and nicky, on the waterfront, paper moon, pig, presence, queer, ran, sorcerer, sound of metal, the first great train robbery, the hunchback of notre dame, the killing of a sacred deer, twinless, victoria, y tu mama tambien, and yojimbo

[hazy kestrel]

Battery?

[whole glade]

METAL BAND

a good one

[hazy kestrel]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame is one of my favorites.

[fair bridge]

never seen it. i despise the french

[marsh iris]

tanks manperson

[hazy kestrel]

RECTIFY THIS ERROR POSTHASTE!

[cosmic burrow]

I dont live in usa

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have any more smug jug cognitohazards?

[dire kayak]

thats me rn

[fair bridge]

no more jugs i'm over the jug

[whole glade]

coraline, F13 2009, nightmare beefore christmas, 9, paranorman, madgod, are my fav movies :3

oh and Ratatouie

[hazy kestrel]

Do you have any other cognitohazards?

[dire kayak]

what did the jug do

tell us the tea

[whole glade]

anyone can cook

[hazy kestrel]

This is not a cognitohazard. :(

[whole glade]

thats pretty gay

and thats coming from me

[sleek harness]

That's why I suddenly appear and join into conversations

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

Makes people pay attention to you

[dire kayak]

[marsh iris]

🐺

[sleek harness]

Goober

[whole glade]

shush rat man

[dire kayak]

[sleek harness]

No

[shy sandal]

New vegas

[sleek harness]

What is it

[whole glade]

what happened to old vegas?...

[dire kayak]

you forgot to feed me

[hazy kestrel]

YIPPIE YAY! THERE’LL BE NO WEDDING BELLS FOR TODAY!

[whole glade]

why not?

[shy sandal]

It went to the beach that makes it new

[sleek harness]

Challenge: Fallout New Vegas fan play Fallout New Vegas (impossible)

[sleek harness]

Because I don't care

[whole glade]

how tf does a city move

[hazy kestrel]

CAUSE I GOT SPURS, THAT JINGLE, JANGLE, JINGLE. (JINGLE JANGLE!)

[whole glade]

thats not nice :[

[twin flower]

Kill Everybody you meet in new vegas

[marsh iris]

discovery: colombian rollerblade chicks

[sleek harness]

You just told me to shut up

[twin flower]

Viable route by the way lmao

[whole glade]

i said shush*

[hidden whale]

continue

[sleek harness]

Which means shut up

[whole glade]

NO

IT MEANS SHHHH

[sleek harness]

Both has the same meaning

[whole glade]

NUH UH

ONES NICER

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[whole glade]

AND IM NICE SO

[sleek harness]

Doesn't matter if it's nicer or not

[whole glade]

IT WAS NICER

[sleek harness]

It's still passing the same message

[whole glade]

YUH HUH

[shy sandal]

Been playing Tale of Two Wastelands recently.

The Capitol Wasteland is a fucking nightmare

[whole glade]

YOURE MEAN

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander, deception most foul.

[marsh iris]

https://youtu.be/eIHf_Ipqwwc?si=FFm47JlkHiIlGDPx

[sleek harness]

You are the one who made me mean

Idiot

[hidden whale]

is that a virus

[hazy kestrel]

Yo’u’r’e

[whole glade]

i gave you a good metal to listen to....dont test me fucker.

[astral basin]

Koz

[dire kayak]

eats a bell

[astral basin]

Fuck you

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t like metal.

[sleek harness]

Yeah Koz

[hazy kestrel]

I think I might be allergic to some metals

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[whole glade]

stone them.

[sleek harness]

Meanie

[whole glade]

T-T

[whole glade]

okay....:[

[astral basin]

Love ya mate 💜

[shy sandal]

Like, you can't take 5 steps without getting jumped by something in Washington D.C.

Pray it's not a supermutant with a gun that can delete you in 3 seconds 😭

[whole glade]

dont back pedal now fuckass

[sleek harness]

It's double personality

[marsh iris]

back pedal slowly and fowards

[sleek harness]

But just one is the true one

[dire kayak]

its me

[dire kayak]

we love you koz

[whole glade]

wait bipolar?

hah?

[sleek harness]

What

[whole glade]

grassyass!

[whole glade]

you said this

[sleek harness]

Aham

I know very well what I said, Koz

[whole glade]

steamed hams

[astral basin]

Backpedal?
All i said was “fuck you”

[whole glade]

is that wha bipolar means?

[whole glade]

YEAH AND THAT WAS MEAN >:[

[shy sandal]

No, bipolar is different

[sleek harness]

Why is there smoke coming of your oven?

[whole glade]

OH

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

I forgot how much scrolling Oblivion Abominations makes me laugh.

I can’t breathe and it’s great.

[marsh iris]

im rinsing my sandwich and throwing in the oven

[hazy kestrel]

My stomach hurts from laughing

[sleek harness]

Why so funny

[whole glade]

Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect.

[hazy kestrel]

There. I sent you two examples.

[delicate vapor]

t

[dire kayak]

send me some

[tired steeple]

imagine drunk driving an invictor warsuit

[dire kayak]

i need to laugh

[tired steeple]

have I told y'all dreadnoughts are my favourite vehicle in the setting

[sleek harness]

Thanks

I hate it

[whole glade]

i like the melee one :]

[astral basin]

Tough love

[dire kayak]

im gonna say something very unkind about your beloved

[whole glade]

:[

[shy sandal]

If i had to describe it. Tgere are two types

Type 1 feels like you have a god complex for a while, and then your brain goes so much into overdrive, like you had non stop cups of coffee, you just end up crashing eventually.

Type 2 is like having crippling depression out of nowhere, with no warnings and then the depression goes so bad, your brain makes you feel great for a few weeks afterwards trying to compensate the amount of cortisol generated.

I have type 1, so i can't say if my description of type 2 is that accurate, but my sister in law suffers from type 2 and that's how she describes it

[dire kayak]

theyre mine too

[hidden whale]

you would not survive such an action :3

[acoustic pebble]

Hey hey people

Shark here

[dire kayak]

do i have type 2 bipolar

[whole glade]

ah

[hazy kestrel]

This is a cognitohazard reference.

[tired steeple]

do the melee ones have like a small gun under the grabby arm

sometimes it's a flamer

[dire kayak]

is that why im getting such bad mood swings

[tired steeple]

sometimes it's a bolter

[hazy kestrel]

Take your meds Mandy

[tired steeple]

I like those ones

[acoustic pebble]

Never seen it

[dire kayak]

i wont self-diagnose but like

[whole glade]

i think dats da redemptor

[hazy kestrel]

No, I’m calling your reference a cognitohazard

[tired steeple]

assault dreadnoughts, idk what they're called now but they had a gatling gun on their arm, I like those slightly less but I still like them

[hazy kestrel]

Should have phrased it better

[acoustic pebble]

Never read it

[tired steeple]

a big gun is cool but when I think dreadnoughts I think big slammy fist

[shy sandal]

How long do your depressive episodes last?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[dire kayak]

redemptor dreadnoughts?

[acoustic pebble]

😄

[dire kayak]

usually around half of the day, ive been having them frequently recently

[acoustic pebble]

I enjoy my life when it involves the annoyance of others

[tired steeple]

yeah. If you're wondering why I'm using names from when firstborn marines were the norm, it's because I got all these names from dawn of war

[dire kayak]

i got into 40k during 10th edition so primaris is all i know

[tired steeple]

I love that game so I use the old names lol

I'll play current edition soon

and I'll actually get the names right

[dire kayak]

i really wanna paint the legumes of votann's like

lava swords

i think

they look cool and fun to paint

[shy sandal]

For you to be consodered bipolar, you need at least, week long episodes of depression and mania.

Mania is the opposite of depression, it's your brain telling you that you should feel amazing about yourself in a almost delusional way. And it makes you hiperactive.

So, unless your episodes last longer than a week, i hardly doubt you have it. It could just be normal depression.

In my case i have depression a for a few days, because my brain overworked after weeks of a manic episode.

[drowsy lynx]

We painting legumes?

[tired steeple]

uhh idk that seems to line up with what it says for bipolar

her having it multiple days in a row, even with like, breaks in between

that still seems like it's going on several days

[astral basin]

Manic depressive bipolar.
gets diagnosed often in the family. Lasts anywhere from a day and a half to 4 months before the switch hits, depending on the person

[hidden whale]

woah its the next day

[dire kayak]

i see

[tired steeple]

idk I don't doubt you have it

only disorder I ever hear about and doubt severely is DID

[shy sandal]

I'd say to check in with a psychiatrist. I can't diagnose people, i just have the condition

[dire kayak]

i might try to get a diagnosis

[hidden whale]

im pretty sure I have CDs, but ive never asked a doctor about it

[astral basin]

Mania can get to borderline egotistical “i feel invincible” feeling good

[shy sandal]

As far as i was told, it needs to be at least 4 days of mania or hypomania to be diagnosed as bipolar

[somber stream]

I need to acquire this power, minus the bipolar bit

[shy sandal]

Best description i can give to what feelic manic is like...

Imagine that scene from the ending of Scarface where Tony Montana snorts a line and goes batshit insane... But for a whole week to a month

[shy sandal]

Do cocaine. It gives you all the symptoms of mania

[somber stream]

But that's drug and therefore, cringe :c

[acoustic pebble]

DRUGS??

[shy sandal]

Or Steroids

[acoustic pebble]

I HEARD DRUGS

I am now aiming to make some new Venom-like stimms

[acoustic pebble]

Thank you for the suggestion

[somber stream]

Imagine convincing your company to buy you steroids to serve as a catalyst for productivity

And then actually get the approval

[acoustic pebble]

I don't need to "convince" them. I just threaten them

[astral basin]

Im talking about my family members that have already been diagnosed
There was a couple years where i had my sister post me how she was feeling day to day. Good, bad, neutral. The “good” day streak was usually more short lived

[twilit python]

i am so fucking sick to death of my storm survivor progress being reset by fucking poxbursters throwing me off the map dude

like 6 times in a row from 3-4/5

[shy sandal]

Most of my family thinks my fathet had it aswel, though he was never diagnosed while he was alive

[hazy kestrel]

Might I recommend stealth spam?

[twilit python]

the game like cheats to ensure that i will die by the most insane bullshit possible

[hazy kestrel]

Just stealth away and stay in the back / away from ledges

[shy sandal]

I got a diagnosis cause my therapist realized my mood switched often from week to week with no signs of cause

[twilit python]

a barrel knocked me into a poxburster that threw me off the map

last time a mutant threw me into a poxburster

[astral basin]

My mother was diagnosed in the 90s
My father swears she was prescribed lithium

[hazy kestrel]

It happens like that sometimes.

Just keep playing without actively going for the penance

[shy sandal]

Lithium fucking sucks. It made me feel like a zombie

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll have more fun that way.

And you’ll likely get it without noticing

[jaunty path]

personman

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[jaunty path]

use fatmangus

[hazy kestrel]

Missus

[hazy kestrel]

Never

[jaunty path]

its peam tho

You get the best of both worlds

absurdly tanky

and

boss killer

[hidden whale]

use fatmangus

[shy sandal]

The feeling i would describe is like, you still feel sad or hyper but you feel detached from it. Like your body and brain get disconnected

[hazy kestrel]

Then give me your build.

I’m too lazy to make one

And I’m gonna go to sleep soon

[dire kayak]

lowk if i felt mania even once all my problems would be solved

[shy sandal]

Trust me, it isn't pretty. It's the high before the fall. And the fall always sucks BAD

[marsh iris]

stay off drugs
stay in school

[hidden whale]

stay in drugs

eat your school

dont do vegetablers

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the vegetals

[marsh iris]

vegetoids deserve death by digestion

[somber stream]

My mother prevent me from using any drug, except for cold medicines when strictly necessary.

But seeing that i definitely have ADHD, might join the club soon lol

[dire kayak]

already done

[marsh iris]

have you murdered your local veges daily?

[nocturne bloom]

Insulin isnt a drug until its insulin not naturally produced by the body which i cant do so I do drugs and the drugs keep me happy (alive)

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes.

[dire kayak]

yaayyy?

[dire kayak]

lettuce,,,,