general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

Where?

[tired steeple]

The ballpit

You don’t wanna go there

[shut cove]

yes
this is how i transitioned

[hazy kestrel]

No, I don’t think I do.

[tired steeple]

Yeah I put emi in and she came out the other side with estrogen

And progesterone

[feral vessel]

Dude, for me my priority is the fat ass. Because it can be observed on both genders instead of just on one.

i.e. it is universally accessible

[hazy kestrel]

Both is good.

[tired steeple]

Non binary people go to the new realm

[south valve]

Personman being freaky before gta6

[hazy kestrel]

I am not freaky :(

[south valve]

well, kinda

[shut cove]

yesssss

[tired steeple]

We got red dead 2 before gta six skull emoji

[shut cove]

i lost them tho

:(

[cobalt lichen]

GTA6 will never come because we’ll all be dead

[hazy kestrel]

:(

[tired steeple]

Broooo we got oxygen before gta6

[tired steeple]

Aww no

[acoustic pebble]

Hive Scum: "SHAMK"
Heretic: "Bit rewd to put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?"
Arbited: "Oioioi ya wankah wots all this then? You got a loicense fer gettin stabbed?"
Hive Scum: "I got me a loicense fer stabbin roight 'ere" [Shows Glorious Stabbin Loicense] "FROM DA EMPRAH"
Arbites: "Well a loicense is a loicense. Sorry mate, can't interfeah"
Heretic: "Bloody 'ell"
Hive Scum: "Bit sad innit"

[cobalt lichen]

very British

[feral vessel]

We're having a perfectly civil discussion about our sexual preferences.

Dumb piece of shit

[dire kayak]

im loving the vigilant autogun

[acoustic pebble]

I am attracted to anything to anything related to shipping containers

[cobalt lichen]

why

[acoustic pebble]

Maybe humans too, idk yet

[hazy kestrel]

Do not the shipping container.

[cobalt lichen]

fair tbh

[dire kayak]

it feels pretty nice to use

[shut cove]

stinky.

joke

[acoustic pebble]

I always ship containers

[grand mural]

Shipping containers are certainly a choice

[acoustic pebble]

Most polite hive scum be like:

[feral vessel]

okay

fair

[shut cove]

interesting

[hazy kestrel]

What are our opinions on women with big thighs?

[shut cove]

is it the rectangular shape that gets you

[acoustic pebble]

What's their armpit smell?

[shut cove]

LOL

[hazy kestrel]

HUH?

[acoustic pebble]

No, it's the LOCK

[south valve]

Surely this counts as freaky

[jaunty path]

thell is not a muskmaxxer 🥀

[acoustic pebble]

Bit sad innit

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[jaunty path]

kek

[shut cove]

noted.

[hazy kestrel]

Goodbye. I might return later. Gonna go game.

[jaunty path]

cya

[acoustic pebble]

I'll find you

[hazy kestrel]

IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.

[acoustic pebble]

I am banned on several moons, you think that will hold me back?

[south valve]

Moons?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes.

[languid hazel]

-# do you think Krall provides free grs?

[acoustic pebble]

I'm already about to give you the Ant-man treatment

[hazy kestrel]

What the fuck

Cease

And

Desist

[jaunty path]

im about to sw*ar

[acoustic pebble]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Immediately

[languid hazel]

-# dew it

[dire kayak]

i mean in the mourningstar its free to change your look

[feral vessel]

hm

okay

im gonna download stalker lost alpha and uh

hope for the best

[acoustic pebble]

But not the funny voice

[shut cove]

and name

is very sad

[languid hazel]

-# the funni roqs call to me. I must go collect them

[shut cove]

🪨

[acoustic pebble]

Why do you want to collect the remnants of Cadia?

[languid hazel]

-# so I can yeet them at people and yell for cadia :3

[south valve]

Chris said he ate a piece of Cadia

[acoustic pebble]

I like your thinking

[feral vessel]

i forgot how stalker full conversion mods require you to download like 6 seperate .zip file with 1.95 gigabytes each

lovely

[acoustic pebble]

Give me your tasty looking brain

[grizzled flame]

Can I ask a mod question in here

[acoustic pebble]

Didn't you just?

[midnight magnet]

That doesn't count.

[acoustic pebble]

Don't tell me what to do

[midnight magnet]

That was just question about question.

[grizzled flame]

[acoustic pebble]

My logic is unquestioned

[midnight magnet]

Or lack of same.

[grizzled flame]

God dammit I forgot to screen shot the error

[acoustic pebble]

Screenshots do not work in this domain

[grizzled flame]

I just keep getting a script error for scoreboard and im not sure whats wrong with it

[drowsy lynx]

using any scoreboard plugins?

[grizzled flame]

Just the "usual" end screen one

[acoustic pebble]

I lack many things you call "usual"

[grizzled flame]

Had to reupdate my mods and now it just crashes my game

[acoustic pebble]

Play without mods

Do drugs instead

[grizzled flame]

But I like seeing my performance :(

[nocturne bloom]

or do drugs and mod

[acoustic pebble]

Mods make you sober. They crash your drugs

[nocturne bloom]

so mod even more

[acoustic pebble]

And get rid of my monkey slaves? Never

[drowsy lynx]

https://github.com/grasmann/darktide-mods/pull/30

[feral vessel]

model called 'thicc skullbeast'
load into unity
skullbeast with a slightly defined ass

THAT'S IT? THAT'S THE MODEL?

[drowsy lynx]

the bottom comment on there has a link to "download these files" which goes to a mediafire download, that's what you want

[midnight magnet]

The scandal.

[acoustic pebble]

The thicc is not in the ass

But in the heart

[dire kayak]

i need to vent darktide is not making me feel better

[feral vessel]

i do not care about 'personality'. i do not care about 'hard work'. i do not care that you 'worked like a slave to get this model out'. I USE MODELS THAT HAVE UNREALISTICALLY PROPORTIONED ASSES. SHOULD YOU TITLE YOUR MODEL AS SUCH. I HAVE EXPECTATIONS.

[languid hazel]

-# scorebord doesn’t work currently from my understanding

[drowsy lynx]

you'll need to disable your existing scoreboard mod and load that zip file as a new one instead

[acoustic pebble]

I enjoy this person. Show me to them so I may harvest their delicious kidneys

[grizzled flame]

Genuinely the sketchiest website youve ever sent me to

[acoustic pebble]

Discord?

[drowsy lynx]

github?

[feral vessel]

Me, or..?

[acoustic pebble]

Yes

[grizzled flame]

Nah the down load link that takes me to media fire

[feral vessel]

aha
sorry bud i dont have kidneys on account that im a floral organism

[acoustic pebble]

Then your mitochondria will do

[drowsy lynx]

you're welcome to check the modding discord, the guy who made that github comment is the one maintaining the scoreboard plugin community updates now and he's frequently there to ask questions to

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes. The powerhouse of the cell.

[grizzled flame]

Nah like I trust you

Its just

[drowsy lynx]

mediafire used to be better back in the day lol

[grizzled flame]

This website is navagating a mind field

[hazy kestrel]

I’m getting flashbacks to science class

[acoustic pebble]

Wrong, that is the muscle since that has muscle cells

[grizzled flame]

I dont know which one to click

[dire kayak]

eats you

i take big bites out of the plant

[hazy kestrel]

Mmmm, salad

[acoustic pebble]

Winrar is the best zip extractor

[drowsy lynx]

ahh I have adblock enabled so maybe I'm not seeing more download buttons lol

[grizzled flame]

Yea I dont mostly because im a chud and don't really know how

[drowsy lynx]

The correct button should have the text:
Download (53.24KB)

[hazy kestrel]

I think I’m gonna restart my Skyrim character, again.

[green vector]

Don't trust jawa he'll keylog you

[acoustic pebble]

Make it a racist nord with a khajit wife

[grizzled flame]

Ok so just remove current Scoreboard and add this one

[hazy kestrel]

Stormcloaks are cringe af

Imperials all the way

[dire kayak]

dont check my basement theres so many dead bodies unsanctioned stimms

[green vector]

Based opinion as usual

[acoustic pebble]

I would agree but I also disagree

[hazy kestrel]

Racism bad, therefore they must be eradicated. Simple as.

[grizzled flame]

Incorrect buzzer sound

[nocturne bloom]

I just want the wallets

[acoustic pebble]

That is why I disagree

[dire kayak]

exactly we LOVE the imperium

[acoustic pebble]

Humans are disgusting

[hazy kestrel]

That’s a grudgin’ you’s going in the book.

[south valve]

Stormcloaks were racist? Damn, I really wasn't paying attention the story

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Thalmor operative.

[acoustic pebble]

Impossible. I'm no elf

[dire kayak]

loyalist defiler

[acoustic pebble]

I'm Italian

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, silly me.

[grizzled flame]

Bro is talking about loving the imerials then talking about thalmor operative

you ARE the thalmor operative

[nocturne bloom]

Why did they only put lamia in ESO🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, you can hate both.

I eradicate Thalmor and Stormcloaks.

It’s fun

[limpid vigil]

Imma be honest i have skyrim, never played it but i still know the stormcloaks were racist

[acoustic pebble]

I kill Imperials, not because of ideas but because reenacting the fall of Rome will always be funny

[hazy kestrel]

What are they gonna do, send another Aldmeri Dominion death squad after me?

[limpid vigil]

That's like their main thing

[acoustic pebble]

Also because I'm a barbarian main

[nocturne bloom]

Stormcloak haters when I introduce them to Nord women that can throw them around and give overhead uppies

[hazy kestrel]

What are Thalmor patrols but free soul gems?

[dire kayak]

ufgggghh i want a defiler so bad but theyre so pricey

[acoustic pebble]

How can you hate Stormcloaks? Their women have amazing beards

[hazy kestrel]

I could just marry Uthgerd the Unbroken.

[nocturne bloom]

Early game money

[hazy kestrel]

No racist Stormcloak wife needed

[acoustic pebble]

My favorite race in DnD

[grizzled flame]

Never ask a Nord the race of his wife

[graceful hamlet]

Stormcloaks think they can solo the Thalmor

[cobalt lichen]

entirely true

[nocturne bloom]

I only ever married the only marriage capable female argonian

[acoustic pebble]

I like the Companions guild. Being a werewolf is funny

[midnight magnet]

Because maid, Argonian one at that. I see what you did there.

[hazy kestrel]

I always married Lydia.

[hazy kestrel]

Counterpoint, sleep is better

[nocturne bloom]

That and if you dont do her quest and marry her she can potentially just get straight up murdered in the windhelm murder quest line

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t sleep properly as a werewolf

[cobalt lichen]

You have good taste

[hazy kestrel]

Therefore it sucks

[acoustic pebble]

Counter-counterpoint: Eat people

[grizzled flame]

I like I married Aela like 80% of my play throughs

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Namira cultist

[grizzled flame]

Respectfully

Red heads can get it

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid

[acoustic pebble]

I'm no Frenchman, I am a cannibal

[acoustic pebble]

And a shark

Therefore I can do what I want

[graceful hamlet]

Ew, you don’t know where those people have been or how hygienic these medieval dudes are. Nords probably don’t even wipe.

[hazy kestrel]

What’s the difference?

[cobalt lichen]

real

[dire kayak]

GW PLEASEEE MAKE DAEMON PERTURABO A MINI

HE LOOKS SO COOL ID BUY 3 OF HIM

[acoustic pebble]

Frenchman always use a cigarette when they do it and not healthy doses of fent

[cobalt lichen]

you should email them using pigeons

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, what happened to the Frenchies

[acoustic pebble]

That's the best part

[acoustic pebble]

I ate them

[graceful hamlet]

The loathsome Dung Eater

[acoustic pebble]

I ate him too

[graceful hamlet]

I heard that he was full of shit

[acoustic pebble]

So was his armor

[hazy kestrel]

BaZiNgA

[acoustic pebble]

This planet is doomed beyond Exterminatus

[cobalt lichen]

because of you

[acoustic pebble]

You can't save them

[hazy kestrel]

Daemon world time

[acoustic pebble]

And I'll fucking do it again

[cobalt lichen]

same

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, time to beeline to Markarth and get the Forsworn Conspiracy and Taste of Death quests over with.

Gotta clear out the trash.

[acoustic pebble]

I wish to go back into prison in darktide. I always wondered what Admech meat tastes like

[hazy kestrel]

Too bad we can’t clear out the Thieves Guild from Riften

[graceful hamlet]

I’m tempted to download ESO again now

[hazy kestrel]

Without mods that is

[hazy kestrel]

Dew it

[acoustic pebble]

That IS a shame. I hate them

[graceful hamlet]

They’re doing some good changes and adding difficulty to the overworld

[hazy kestrel]

Neat

I’ve never played ESO myself

The combat system kinda pushed me away

Maybe I’m wrong about it though

[graceful hamlet]

Yea, supposedly the changes they’re doing should help with the floaty feeling

From what I remember it’s got some good stories, and it’s fun to explore.

They’re changing it so all the paid dlc content is rolled into the base game

[acoustic pebble]

I am tempted to get ESO simply to make a shirtless barbarian

But then again I do have Dragons Dogma 2

It's a better monster hunter game than monster hunter

[feral vessel]

unrelated side note i can now feel my thighs palpably jiggling when i walk

[stark bobcat]

Check into genchat

yup

average genchat

[south valve]

Are the other chats better?

[stark bobcat]

yes

[feral vessel]

they're lying btw

[stark bobcat]

its a well known fact that genchat is the worst

[south valve]

Proud to be a genchatter

proud degenerate

[feral vessel]

i thought zealot chat was dserving of that title

[delicate cove]

Hello degenerates

Fellow*

[delicate cove]

What

[midnight magnet]

Hmm...

[delicate cove]

Aren’t you that one guy from that one thing about the other thing

[south valve]

Is this...

ideal?

for you

[feral vessel]

yes it is

i want to feel it.

because it makes me feel better and like my workout is paying off

[south valve]

Fair enough

[delicate cove]

Good for you!

[midnight magnet]

Yes, yes, many things packed in one guy. Das moi.

[south valve]

[delicate cove]

Hell yeah

[feral vessel]

a man of many talents huh..

[midnight magnet]

Most of time. 😄

[south valve]

"Something to suited to someone of your... particular talents perhaps?" - that one guy from Skyrim

[delicate cove]

Ping me when someone says some freakass shit

[delicate cove]

What a fucking freak boo this asshoke

[delicate cove]

Dude I’m gonna report you and get you banned!

[midnight magnet]

And then we wonder why main subject are tentacles and some other degenerate crap. 😄

[delicate cove]

Nah you won’t cause your a bitch

[delicate cove]

Wow you took it to far this time buddy

[delicate cove]

I blame Slanesh

[south valve]

Second time someone's been arguing with themselves today 😭

[midnight magnet]

Wait, I missed it first time?

Aw man.

[south valve]

I'll find it uh

Up here

[midnight magnet]

Haha! Damn.

[neon agate]

I mean

We are the warhammer fan base

Since when are we sane/

[south valve]

Good point

[woven sigil]

Checks chat

No fun people

[midnight magnet]

Since birth?

[delicate cove]

What I’m not the first

[south valve]

No, sorry

[delicate cove]

Damn

Take away my comedy degree

[cobalt lichen]

painful

[midnight magnet]

The drama, the suspense!

[woven sigil]

Hey it is what it is man

[cobalt lichen]

understandable

I’m so fun that when I try and talk to people they walk away.

Far too fun for them.

[delicate cove]

I’ll talk to you twin

Do you like the color purple

[cobalt lichen]

yeah

[delicate cove]

Ok your cool

[cobalt lichen]

50% of my bedroom is porple

[delicate cove]

No way

[woven sigil]

Indeed, which is why I'm about to take a walk, and totally not because I'm hungry and need to pick some vegetables out the garden

[cobalt lichen]

garden veg is goated

[delicate cove]

What kinda vegetables

[midnight magnet]

From Garden of Nurgle.

[delicate cove]

Wait let me say something controversial

Robert guilliman is the best primach

[midnight magnet]

is that even possible around here?

[delicate cove]

Idk worth a shot

[wheat scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-boo-this-man-mad-angry-gif-16849857

[midnight magnet]

Well, he kind of is at moment...

He was dealing with MAgnus, Mortarion, Angron...

Not sure about Perv.

[delicate cove]

My reasoning…

He just is idk

[midnight magnet]

I kind of understand all of those Tired Robute memes. 😄

Man can't catch a break.

[delicate cove]

Can’t agree more

[midnight magnet]

And where is Lion since his awakening?

Strolling in the woods.

[delicate cove]

Taking a nap

[midnight magnet]

And dicking around. 😄

[delicate cove]

Turning green for some reason

[grand mural]

Being a bitch

[delicate cove]

A green bitch

[midnight magnet]

And in all honesty, if they return other primarchs, and it would be good time too, they better start doing something.

[delicate cove]

Vulcan comes back

[grand mural]

So long as dorn stays away I dont care

[delicate cove]

And he’s just like “yo”

[midnight magnet]

Considering we have all traitors out.

Since Peter Turbo is almost here.

[delicate cove]

Then mortarian shows up and gets his ass kicked

[grand mural]

Unfortunately

[grand mural]

He literally killed Guilliman i will not stand for this slander

[midnight magnet]

Mortarion is like... Turning into one thing he hated the most. Psyker.

[delicate cove]

Mortarian shows up and big blue daddy kills him idk

[grand mural]

Morty is many negative things but he is NOT a punching bag

[delicate cove]

I’m just making shit up tbh

[midnight magnet]

I mean, they made him into a Sunday cartoon villain, but I like to think he is much more.

[delicate cove]

Wait I got this next plot line

[midnight magnet]

yes?

[delicate cove]

Horus heresy 2: the electric boogaloo

[midnight magnet]

Somehow Horus survived.

[delicate cove]

“Somehow hourus returned”

[delicate cove]

https://tenor.com/view/somehow-palpatine-returned-template-blank-no-text-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-gif-381304416067850242

We have done it

gw hire us now

[midnight magnet]

Well, I'm very certain that at some point bunch of us would make better plot than they do.

[delicate cove]

I will accept an ad mech army as payment

[midnight magnet]

Also, GW is one of those companies that does very good job in spitting in out faces, and we still buy their crap.

Crap company, awesome IP...

And here we are.

[delicate cove]

In the grim darkness of the far future

There is only

[midnight magnet]

SO very true.

[delicate cove]

Gw let me write Horus heresy 3 hourus strikes back

Featuring

The ork primarch

Gobblenuts the bloody

[midnight magnet]

You know what, that sounds interesting.

Do go on.

[glacial bone]

[delicate cove]

Chaos says “you see that big blue guy, yeah he says he fight better”

Then guilliman dies again idk

Vulcan and the salamanders come back to ultramar as a plot twist and save the planet

[midnight magnet]

You know, even with all the crap going on, I do love that we got so many jokes and memes about his wife tho. 😄

[delicate cove]

Gobblenuts gets destroyed but not dead and has to be spread across the galaxy

So da boyz go on a WAGGHHHH to put him back together

The tau show up too I guess

Necrons get their shit beat in by a random ork

And the imperial fists blow up a planet for a reason

[midnight magnet]

Haha!

[delicate cove]

Book one complete

[midnight magnet]

So many random things.

[limpid vigil]

Does anybody else think the arby hound is a bit too slow?

like just a tad

[delicate cove]

I thought Arby’s was op

[limpid vigil]

not saying he isn't

just that the dog's movespeed is a bit slow

or at least feels that way in expeditions

but that just might be me

[neon agate]

It's because the dog constantly has an enemy to go to

So like in normal missions

It's linear

So the dog is always ahead of you if that makes sense

[limpid vigil]

makes sense , i wonder if they could make a talent to make it a tad faster on kill

[neon agate]

But in expeditions the dog is running around all over the place because enemies are not just coming one way

[delicate cove]

I think if I really tried I could come up with some heat

[limpid vigil]

so you can kinda chain em together

[feral vessel]

when can i drop a 3rd nuke on japan

[limpid vigil]

cuz i get that the dog is supplemental to arby but man do i wish we could spec into it a tad more

[neon agate]

Best advice is use the skill where the dog focuses ranged enemies

[midnight magnet]

I'm sure.

[neon agate]

For expedidtions

It helps? But yeah he is going to be running around still

[delicate cove]

I think an ork primach could be cool

[elder merlin]

[neon agate]

The best way for arb expeditions is just make sure you ping the S**T out of the enemies you want them attack

Helps you keep the dog with you

[delicate cove]

PLOT TWIST SKAVEN

[midnight magnet]

I hear that idea before.

[balmy pond]

ik it'll be never happen but it'll be funny and cool if for 40ks "end times" its just a morbillion skaven

[limpid vigil]

Honestly i hope fatshark goes by and adds some new nodes to all classes someday

[delicate cove]

Get my boy ikit in 40k

[limpid vigil]

like imo dog move speed on arby , toughness over time on oggy , psyker idk , on vet some explosion size or something on explosions could be fun , zealot another way to stun maybe?

hive scum idk i do not have em

but i think these could be fun to make more varied builds

[neon agate]

IF you want to stun on Zealot

Book

Boook

And also ogryn does have INSANE toughness generation he doesn't need more tbh

[limpid vigil]

I know , there are also nades but i think like a stun on shove or stun explosion on heavy kill

[limpid vigil]

I just meant over time to save from gunner chip damage

not much just a bit

[balmy pond]

might see if i can sneak Thanquol into an army lmfao

[neon agate]

I mean tbh if you hate gunners on Ogryn

Shield

Like it's one of his better weapons

People just don't use it because it has less dps then his other weapons, but the utility of the shield is great

[limpid vigil]

tried i just can't go into it cuz it put's up the shield a tad slow

it messes with my muscle memory

[neon agate]

Do you use the special or just block?

[balmy pond]

maybe part of a WAGGHH army? skaven rat orges are kinda like orcs?

[limpid vigil]

havent played oggy in a while but iirc i did use a tad of both

[grand mural]

The Imperium are the skaven

[neon agate]

Honestly don't use the special unless you are ogryn taunt

[limpid vigil]

i just think one talent for toughness over time would not break oggy but at least give him some resistance to chip damage wich is the most annoying part of playing oggy

aside from the bad weapons he has

[grand mural]

I wish I could say that and be joking but it feels like every new piece of lore gets us one step closer to the Great Horned Emperor

[limpid vigil]

not saying all oggy weapons are bad just that there are real stinkers in there

pun intended

[delicate cove]

PRAISE THE GREAT HORNED RAT

[wheat scroll]

I mean, he has that with a ranged weapon

[limpid vigil]

Yeah true but i should not be glued to it 24/7 just to not get hit by a gunner from half across the map and loose enough toughness to take some chip damage

[delicate cove]

I just saw a possum cross the road

[wheat scroll]

I usually use it to hide behind a corner, quickly get back up my toughness, and then rush in against the ranged enemies

[limpid vigil]

wich is a good strategy but it doesn't feel very - ogryn'y yknow?

[wheat scroll]

Yea, i guess

[limpid vigil]

honestly they could just give him a halved version of kill confirmed from vet and id have no issues

[neon agate]

I mean Ogryn does have feel no pain

That burst of tougness is kinda strong

[wheat scroll]

goes well with cant hit me... again

[lapis spear]

Is this abominable intelligence?

[warm junco]

ranik

[lapis spear]

Rannick, crush this guys balls

Yeah I know who it is, but how was it made

[bronze wren]

Would be so funny when perturabo comes back but he turns out to be just omegon in disguise

[south valve]

I have nothing appropriate to say

[lapis spear]

Was it you

[south valve]

I wish

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[warm junco]

ranik

[stuck crescent]

Wot?

[wise depot]

Yk shit is about to go down when the Omnissiah plays a broken printer and a pipe organ

[tawdry edge]

I hope all Cadians and Cadian enjoyers to have a horrible week.

[feral vessel]

hi lynx!!

[tawdry edge]

hai

[feral vessel]

five out of six mod files downloaded

i can see the light at the end of the tunnel

[sleek harness]

I am surprised that for once I wasn't here since 12am

I guess I have more things to do

Than chat with you freaks

[cobalt lichen]

🫵 rat

[sleek harness]

I don't know who you are

[cobalt lichen]

thanks

[feral vessel]

rart

[cobalt lichen]

plant

[elder merlin]

A gay furry

Probably

[tawdry edge]

Aren't we all?

[elder merlin]

Only on saturday

[south valve]

Discord wants me to ping each of you whenever I open darktide

[sleek harness]

Why

[south valve]

You know the thing in the top left?

[sleek harness]

No

[south valve]

Oh

Which keystone is best for recon las?

[feral vessel]

dont use recon las

smh

[south valve]

I think it's cool

I've been using marksman's focus and it feels underwhelming

[feral vessel]

i think recon las is really fun with exec squad and either focus or ping

however it seems fairly viable with weapon's spec too

[south valve]

i'll try that, thank you!

[tired compass]

guys, is GTX 960 capable of running Darktide?

[cobalt lichen]

Recon las is great

[cobalt lichen]

maybe

[icy orbit]

Anyone interested in reviewing my builds?

[potent sage]

GTX 960 expert here!

idk

[modest flume]

@brazen pelican YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?

YOU THINK YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND PLAY SEGA GENESIS ANY TIME YOU WANT?

[icy orbit]

Best console

Road Rash 3 has a special place in my heart.

[gloomy tartan]

I lost my sega when cadia exploded

[tawdry edge]

Good.

[gloomy tartan]

SEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAA

I played some weird game on my sega

[tawdry edge]

Death for all Cadians.

[icy orbit]

Farkin yes carnt Sega life

[gloomy tartan]

I was like

Top down

Dungeon crawler

You shot stuff out

There was like a archer and a wizard and a barbarian guy and some warrior lady

You ate random turkeys on the ground

Pies

Opened gates

It was a fever dream

[icy orbit]

Shit I know that game it's on the tip of my tongue

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t ever remember the name

But I played the FUCK out of it

[icy orbit]

Gauntlet?

[gloomy tartan]

Is that its name?

[icy orbit]

Hang on I'll tell you in a minute

[gloomy tartan]

Thank you

Someone else who remembered that gsme

[wheat scroll]

Just lost 1500 remnants because of the stupid ship bug , where you phase through the ship

ABSOLUTE

[gloomy tartan]

It’s the first time eating random food on the ground was something I saw in a video game

[icy orbit]

Yeah its Gauntlet

[gloomy tartan]

I’ve noticed when people grab my big tube of tech remnants I hate them

Because it’s my tube

You stole it while I was shootint you cuck

Makes me want to kill my teammate

[regal jasper]

I hate SM2 Players

[gloomy tartan]

Because I can’t buy my cool grenade now

Like fucker we all share

Worst part of expeditions

[regal jasper]

I was with like, 0,01% of health and my teammate take my medicae and use it... In front of me.

after I said to lynx ''Ill be ok if no one stole the medicae''

AND THE BRO STOLE IT

[icy orbit]

Been playing it lately amongst Darktide. Have 650 something hours in Darktide and 70 something in SM2.

[gloomy tartan]

I should be able to shoot my teammates head clean the fuck SMOOF off when they steal my shit

[icy orbit]

My quaarell is when s dog is chewing you to pieces add your teammates are close they just let you die.. that's when I get shitty.

[wheat scroll]

I dont even bother with them after having done the 100 penance

[modest flume]

Yeeeap. Another day, another dollar. 'knowwhatimean? @brazen pelican

[gloomy tartan]

but the grenades

It’s fun to summon a valk in to shoot shit

On some vietnam gunship air support

[wheat scroll]

I prefer the rocket nades, cheaper

[gloomy tartan]

The artillery

That you just throw

[icy orbit]

Rocket go brr

[gloomy tartan]

I am a fan of those also

Just throwing artillery rounds lol

[icy orbit]

Get 3 of them 2

[gloomy tartan]

Yeh

But gunship

I played the old call of duty’s so I like cinematic shit lol

DEATH TO THE MPLA ass campaigns

That part was so random

[modest flume]

THIS DREAMCAST KEYBOARD IS OUTDATED

YOU'RE OUTDATED

[gloomy tartan]

Just riding a car from the outside shootint a grenade launcher in Africa

[modest flume]

THIS WHOLE DAMN HOUSE IS OUTDATED

[gloomy tartan]

wtf was alex mason on

[icy orbit]

Lore accurate African road rage. I seen someone pull out an Uzi when they got cut off.

[gloomy tartan]

It was like some conflict

Like a actual one that happened lmao

And Alex mason was just there

Helping his old pal

Guy with the beret on leading the charge

You see people burn in a car fire bruh

Also it’s impossible to tell who tf is on your team and the enemy team

Because there’s no uniforms really lmao

[icy orbit]

Boone from New Vegas has entered the chat

[gloomy tartan]

Just shooting a grenade launcher in the distance at the gunfire as your teammates run on foot shooting machine guns

[modest flume]

The music was good too

[gloomy tartan]

Do you not know what I’m talking about Maui? It’s legendary lol

[icy orbit]

An older cod game?

I like the old cods

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[icy orbit]

Hmm sounds familiar

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t wanna say the legend or anything

Idk what war crimes savimbi may or may not have done

[icy orbit]

Haha

[gloomy tartan]

But he was cool as fuck in call of duty

Ok I’m wrong they do have uniforms but I can’t see shit shooting a grenade launcher with sand in my eyes and the sun blasting going fast as shit holding to the outside of a truck

https://youtu.be/19r21ArIypw?si=288ccuDTLVsn9AGs

The legendary charge into mortar fire homding onto a truck using a grenade launched

[tawdry edge]

We and @regal jasper are getting like the most unfortunate sequence of events

This game hates us

[gloomy tartan]

Apparently his kids sued activision for making savimbi look like a bad ass

[jaunty path]

whos dat

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no it was for making him look like a warlord

Savimbi was a character irl and from call of duty

Alex mason is shown helping him fight the MPLA

[icy orbit]

Back when COD campaigns were EPICs

[gloomy tartan]

Along with HUDSON in a HUEY

[woven sigil]

I don't know what any of that means

[gloomy tartan]

It has you charge into mortar fire and tanks with a few trucks

[gloomy tartan]

It’s one of the wildest cinematics in call of duty

It feels like when Chris went to Africa in resident evil 5

[tired sail]

I liked that one scene in the old campaign when their chasing uhhh

Shepard

In the boat

Really cool

[gloomy tartan]

Like wow they had Alex mason just in every random ass conflict in the world brush

[modest flume]

Average CIA operative

[gloomy tartan]

The boat scene in nam was peak

[tired sail]

Yep

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking ZOOMING down that river

[modest flume]

The soundtrack too

[gloomy tartan]

THEY ARE WEAK! WE MUST FINISH THEM!

OUR JOURNEY TO VICTORY HAS BEGUN

[modest flume]

Noriega also sued lol

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[modest flume]

He sued because his likeness was used without his permission

[gloomy tartan]

Savimbis kids sued too

They didn’t like how he was portrayed as a badass trigger happy warlord

Which…is understandable

[modest flume]

But he was still an African warlord regardless

Just a product of the environment, for better or worse

[gloomy tartan]

I mean idk if they asked his family estate for permission to use him

[icy orbit]

We all think he is badass but someone's always gotta be upset.

[gloomy tartan]

I mean people want him as a operator

[icy orbit]

I get it they are his kids but come on guy.

[gloomy tartan]

In the modern cods

People want to play as him lol

[icy orbit]

My point exactly

[gloomy tartan]

They portray a man charging into mortar fire and tanks with the support of a grenade launcher and a gun shop piloted by Hudson and Alex mason shooting with his soldiers

And they fucking win lol

Basically did a banzai charge and succeeded

Only thing missing was machine gun nests

But they had aa machine guns

[icy orbit]

Hell yeah I felt my facial hair growing in that scene.

[gloomy tartan]

Seeing people burn in a car makes you want revenge

We didn’t question why we were in Africa

Instantly it’s just like SAVIMBI WE GOTA MAKE THEM PAY

[icy orbit]

Makes it all the more worth it.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a hell of a cold open

Feels like a old war story that would traumatize a child

[modest flume]

CIA helping "freedom fighters", that has never gone wrong, ever

[icy orbit]

Another hectic game I haven't played but I love the story is Spec Ops: The Line.

[gloomy tartan]

That shits DARK

[icy orbit]

It's heavy AF

[gloomy tartan]

You use white phosphorus on people

[icy orbit]

Shit is wild

[gloomy tartan]

You also doom them all when the water trucks you steal get destroyed

[icy orbit]

I gotta play it I have a 360 here.

[gloomy tartan]

Like everyone there was fucked anyways but bad way to die

[modest flume]

You also kinda single-handedly undermine all the efforts to help the people

[gloomy tartan]

You undermine everything

Because you think there’s good guys

But it’s all corrupt fucks lol

The only innocents were civilians

[modest flume]

The 33rd making the best of a bad situation

The CIA trying to sabotage them

[gloomy tartan]

Everyone was corrupted or feral from the lack of water and food

[icy orbit]

I was obsessed with that story at a really rough time in my life.

[gloomy tartan]

The food and water situation made everyone go NUTS

[modest flume]

Not to mention the trauma of having everything you know get buried under a legendary sandstorm

[icy orbit]

I bet that kind of shit happened all the time cough America cough.

[gloomy tartan]

The water truck scene was the end lol

Everyone was going to die once they ran out of the water

Having the last of it lost in a stupid ass truck chase

[icy orbit]

Pure Anarchy

[gloomy tartan]

Straight up

Everyone hates you

The 33rd try to kill you

[icy orbit]

Makes the Joker look like a tellytubby.

[gloomy tartan]

You help the cia find out their evil

They try to kill you

They constantly find the wrong allies

Only to realize they have no allies

Everyone hates them and wants to kill them

[icy orbit]

Remake leets gooooo!!

[gloomy tartan]

By the end you feel the same

Which is fucked lol

You want revenge

You go to save people by the end your like kill em all lol

[slow flume]

what does the crowd control stat actually do

[gloomy tartan]

Helps you control crowds of chuds

Idk

[icy orbit]

Makes sense lol

[gloomy tartan]

Crowd control helps you stop the stank asses at conventions from cornering you for hugs

[icy orbit]

K I'm gonna stop nerding out and get in with my day. Peace out ✌️

[candid tapir]

hey yall, where would one go for tech help?

a buddy has a high end machine and his game keeps crashing his whole pc

nvm im dumb

[broken cave]

Dreg gunners use stubbers right?

[thick coyote]

Some weapons are just stagger

Some have attack speed in there

[green vector]

Get ye stubber out for the lads

[broken cave]

yea i figured hopefully vet and arbi will get one soon

(yes I'm on copium)

[whole glade]

erm

[stuck crescent]

Fella thought i was smoking weed

That was funny

[stuck crescent]

Yes.

Scabs use hellguns

[whole glade]

shhh

no more talking

[stuck crescent]

Yes

More talking

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[stuck crescent]

Uh huh

[whole glade]

nuh

[stuck crescent]

Yus

[whole glade]

nop

[stuck crescent]

Yop

[whole glade]

nup

[stuck crescent]

Yep

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[stuck crescent]

Uh-huh

[whole glade]

SHUT UP IM READING MY BLACK TEMPLARS CODEX

[stuck crescent]

NO BLACK TEMPLARS BAD

IMPERIAL FIST BETTER

[whole glade]

what about Helbrect and Grimmy :[

[whole glade]

Hammers of Dorn Better*

best suc chapter

[stuck crescent]

I like both of them

[whole glade]

the orange goes hard

[stuck crescent]

🙁

[whole glade]

what?

they have oragne

[stuck crescent]

It was for that

Honestly imperial fist have some great successor chapters

[whole glade]

Hammers of Dorn best colored

BT have the best structure and art

[stuck crescent]

I like the soul drinkers and executioners

[whole glade]

Dorn got the best Succs

but 1st Legion = Best legion

[stuck crescent]

Ew

Ych a fi

Dork angels

[agile shuttle]

Do groups for havoc 40 care if the psyker is running melee build? W bubble, assuming psyker can hold his own

[hard gorge]

I would assume not as long as you can use it effectively

[grand mural]

Dorn sucks

He cheats in fights

[wheat scroll]

Pretty sure scriers is seen as more normal and meta when running a melee build, so some people who have the inspect mod, might inspect you and ''raise an eyebrow''

[wheat scroll]

Fulgussy

[hard gorge]

Fulgrim the copenecian phoenix

[grand mural]

Dont say that

[hard gorge]

Snakussy

[grand mural]

I lament losing my ass for this

[hard gorge]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/tgz401zu/revealed-inside-the-incredible-new-defiler-kit/ @dire kayak

ITS THE UPDATED DEFILER

[green vector]

lamentussy

[simple cliff]

Is there a 'fast way' to farm mastery for weapons? I am goofing around and trying to master a bunch.

[green vector]

buy about 35 and upgrade them all to green then sacrifice

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit @fair bridge, I’m now seeing the cognitohazard Smug Jug everywhere. I can’t even enjoy a Jarritos soda anymore because the logo has green jugs.

I’m seeing it everywhere.

[south valve]

You're not the first to get distracted by a pair of jugs

[green vector]

get ye jugs out son

[wheat scroll]

what heorthu said, but make sure its the same weapon , that you are trying to level up, dont sacrifice a revolver to devils claw or something

[simple cliff]

Ooooooooooooooooh. I didn't know that last part. Thank you, both.

[green vector]

costs like 350k per weapon from 0

[hazy kestrel]

Laughs in maxed out dockets and materials.

[green vector]

nerd

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[green vector]

laughs in im playing darktide rn and you aint

[wheat scroll]

whats the cap for materials?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I was just being silly lol. The max for dockets is 25,000,000 though.

I have around 2 million in the other two materials

[green vector]

dockets are my bottleneck now

used to be diamantine

but got shit loads of it

[wheat scroll]

I dont have that much. I like to make perfect stat weapons out of every possible weapon for a class.

[wheat scroll]

Its because they buffed it iirc

[tender horizon]

You'll eventually finish that and just accumulate them

[regal fjord]

Zealot with Braced Autogun goes hard

[wheat scroll]

Yea, I should really do some weapon upgrades, but im too lazy for it, its so mind numbing

[wheat scroll]

hive scum too , underrated

[green vector]

do weaker monstrosoties count for the psyker penance?

where you dmg 50% of it with brain burst

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t see why not

[wheat scroll]

doesnt count

unless they changed it

[green vector]

[stark bobcat]

it does count

[green vector]

REEEE

already loaded up no mans land

[wheat scroll]

Hm good to know

Years back when I did the penance didnt work for me

But I think it had different % for it also

or something

[brazen pelican]

Hammerman the Personmaxxer! Henlo!

[hazy kestrel]

Henlo

[brazen pelican]

How are things? :>

[hazy kestrel]

Could be better, you?

[brazen pelican]

A bit tired. Otherwise okay. :>

[hazy kestrel]

That’s good to hear

[green vector]

LMAO @shell goblet WRONG CHAT?

[shell goblet]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[green vector]

oops

WRONG PING TOO

[shell goblet]

uno reverse

[green vector]

chokin on ym water

did u record my beautiful spinny shooty

@shell goblet

[shell goblet]

i did naught

[green vector]

bruh

[shell goblet]

ig youll have to do it again

[green vector]

anyone wanna join for some expedussy

[tired sail]

I’ve made a vow to not to expeditions until I’ve got the moebian 53rd armor sorry

😭

[tender horizon]

How close are you?

[tired sail]

2/50

I think it was 50

[green vector]

i havent even started that yet

[tired sail]

Yeah lmao

😭

[tender horizon]

Dw man, they go by faster than you think

[tired sail]

Yep

Appreciate the morale boost

It’s just uhh

The people I play with are rarely available that much but I’m sure it’ll still go fast

[tender horizon]

Just random queue

[tired sail]

I would but idk how to get into like

Different havoc missions without needing to be either invited or accepted into one of them

And trust me NO ONE lets me into theirs lmao

[regal fjord]

I'm trying to do Havoc too because I am at endgame technically with Veteran

[green vector]

i dont even know how havoc works

250 hrs btw

[tired sail]

Lmao

Ah well

I’ll ask my friend’s GC

[tender horizon]

Walk over to the table on the right with Dukane, click on party finder, click list own party, develop your complex and borderline ritualistic vetting system, accept 3 people, queue mission

[tired sail]

Aight

[broken oasis]

I know it's not really a crazy thing but I just killed a daemonhost on damnation
Only ever done it in mortis

[tender horizon]

Congrats buddy

[broken oasis]

I was just swinging my pickaxe on the way to elevator

[cosmic lynx]

well done

[tired sail]

Yep

Well done indeed

[broken oasis]

Then I wonder whats blocking me from going forward into the horde
I see something just sitting in front of me, see the daemonhost ascending, I bonk it one more time with my pickaxe and launch the point blank barrage with the rumbler firing like 10 grenades

I did miss a couple

[pearl viper]

ogryn moment, running into dh

[broken oasis]

I think

[broken oasis]

Yes

[pearl viper]

but gj on killing it

[broken oasis]

Aye

Was a suprise
But i just kept dodging
It seemed slow with the teleports

[slow flume]

is sefoni the navigator or is she just a weird psyker they keep on board in a tube for no reason

[jade stump]

weird psyker that helps rejects and other of the warband to sharpen their skills via enhancing the meat grinder and other psykhanium related stuff

or at least thats what ive gathered from my hours

[tawdry edge]

she also does some spy work i think

uses her psyker powers to spy on people and their mind

[graceful hamlet]

She’s there because Kojima visited Fatshark once and said “I need feet”

[sweet epoch]

Don't forget, she's got the dogs out and a bigger chest than the rest of the rejects

[tawdry edge]

my oc has a bigger chest

[graceful hamlet]

My Ogryn has a bigger chest ackshually

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[gloomy tartan]

Dogs?

[sweet epoch]

Slang for toes

[gloomy tartan]

I mean like

I know the term my dogs are barking

For my feet being sore

But like…making it freak tide feels gross lol

[empty needle]

I spent 500k dockets buying the same weapon over and over looking for 60 mobility and didn't get it. The itemisation is still hot garbage.

[gloomy tartan]

Sefoni is based she fucks with everyone onboard

[green vector]

owned

[gloomy tartan]

Even fucks with dukane

[gloomy tartan]

You didn’t do enough havocs

[empty needle]

Huh?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m fucking with ya

[empty needle]

Havoc is also hot garbage so yeah you bet I don't play it

[gloomy tartan]

Havoc is liek Mario party

Either you like it or you don’t

It’s either fun or it’s salt in your eyes

[brazen pelican]

I love the added challenge in Havocs. :>

[green vector]

bro just explained literally everything in the world ever

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah me too

[green vector]

you like it or you dont

bruh

[gloomy tartan]

I mean it’s like Mario party

It can be fun

[empty needle]

I'd rather do 3 games of mario party right now than do one of havoc

[gloomy tartan]

But also fucking hot garbage

Mario party was good times

[green vector]

so like everything in the world ever

[gloomy tartan]

Getting angry

Slurs

Making custom carts

Or blowing bubbles

They should make a Mario party gambling machine

That way you don’t need to know math to win money

[visual vortex]

When i call a child inhumane words that would make the average person cry

[gloomy tartan]

Make it all random bullshit chance like Mario party

[visual vortex]

That means im having fun

[sweet epoch]

Havoc is fun, but I have no desire to go any higher than like, 20 something

[empty needle]

I have dozens of examples where that doesn't apply

[gloomy tartan]

^^^

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah 20s is the fun

Once you get near 30

It gets little wonky

[empty needle]

Maelstrom is fun

[gloomy tartan]

Then it just becomes aurics

[empty needle]

Havoc feels like a job

[gloomy tartan]

And those are shit

Maelstroms are fun

[sweet epoch]

I also like maelstroms

[gloomy tartan]

Modifiers are fun

[tawdry edge]

I think I'm starting to suck ass at space marine 2, suddenly chaos missions are kicking my ass

[brazen pelican]

Got two IRL friends and an online friend I try and push with. Seein the group improve and climb is a lovely experience.

[gloomy tartan]

Difficulty spike ?

[visual vortex]

Because the chaos enemies arent fun

Beyond the little cultists

[brazen pelican]

Chaos sucks to fight. Especially the fucking spawns.

[tawdry edge]

I think so

[visual vortex]

I like running through them

[tawdry edge]

I'm having more problems vs the marines than the spawns because of the fire fuckers and the termies melting your hp with minigun

[gloomy tartan]

Hey hot take

Is it evil to get evil beings addicted to fent

[empty needle]

And even though 3veg auric maelstrom is difficult and was the hardest content for a long time, at least it's consistent

[visual vortex]

I dont like the chaos enemies st all

[empty needle]

Even in auric maelstrom I can go down once before dying

[visual vortex]

They have cool executions

But it isnt worth it

[empty needle]

In high havoc you blink for too long and your team loses the game

[gloomy tartan]

Can’t you do maelstroms on lower than auric?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

I swear I have

[green vector]

yes

[gloomy tartan]

And succeeded a few times

[green vector]

on heresy

[empty needle]

Yeah heresy maelstrom is a thing

[brazen pelican]

Yeah, Terminators will fucking melt you quick. Most things in Chaos is fine on their own, it's when they throw a million Rubrics, two Terminators and 10 spawns only focusing you at the same time...

[visual vortex]

Nvm im zfupid

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah I do those

[green vector]

dumb fishman

[gloomy tartan]

Damnation too no?

[empty needle]

Maelstrom is either heresy or auric

[gloomy tartan]

No damnation maelstroms ?

Fr

?

[visual vortex]

Trailer maelstrom

Fr where this at fatshit 🙏

[gloomy tartan]

Damn you fr got me

[brazen pelican]

That, too.

[gloomy tartan]

Heresy is the new malice

[empty needle]

Which is dumb because Emperor forbid being able to play maelstrom on damnation

[visual vortex]

Oh wow

[gloomy tartan]

lol I know

[visual vortex]

More reasons to play heavy and bulwark

🫩

[brazen pelican]

I will never swap from Assault.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey would a gsme mode where you play as heretics be dogshit ?

[visual vortex]

I hate how the sm2 team makes a shitty updste

[gloomy tartan]

I know it’s heresy

[visual vortex]

And then tskes like 50 years to latch it

[restive walrus]

I unironically thought you were discussing playing as the bulwark in dt

[gloomy tartan]

Just curious on what yall think

[empty needle]

"Hello we're obesefish we put the most random limitations in our games because we're doodooheads lol"

[dire kayak]

sleeping did not fix the mood swing

[visual vortex]

I miss my tactical

[gloomy tartan]

Try imagining your arms are snakes that want to bite you

That’s fucked up right ?

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I was doing a prestige thing for the stud cosmetics

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Bruh, why can people who are like level 24 do expeditions. Cant even leave them alone on malice to wait for the chest to open to loot it after you do the hacking for them 🙄

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But that mesns playing sm2

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lol they need to level probably