general-chat

[visual vortex]

And they said that arbites was a crowd control class

Zealot was melee

Vet was the long range

Ogryn was support

And scum was the mid-range

[amber delta]

laugh at this user, he gaslit himself

[visual vortex]

And psyker was like the anti-elite or slmething idk i forgot idc about psyker

[visual vortex]

Im almost as bad as the people gaslighting themselves into believing that the hive scum reveal was going to be admech

[amber delta]

[thin wagon]

Ima be real hive scum was a really cool concept I NEVER considered.

[amber delta]

too bad the execution is boring

[twin flower]

was a bit of a underwhelming trailer compared to the arby tho

[visual vortex]

I kind of expected it

[thin wagon]

Eh I disagree

[visual vortex]

Arbites to hivescum is two sides of a coin

[thin wagon]

Peered into the warp eh?

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[visual vortex]

Yeah

My theory is that there was more examples of drug use in it but gw didnt like how it was handled so they had to cobble a trailer up in a week with scraps

[twin flower]

idk why they couldnt have just called it Hive Ganger as well

why the Scum part

[glacial citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/jfc-omg-no-smoking-cigarette-smoke-head-shake-gif-18161146778440886047

[astral basin]

Scrapped into confetti, thrown into a box, and then given 2 days to salvage it
All because “needles means drugs and thats bad”

[glacial citrus]

Oh no embed fail

[visual vortex]

So my theory was correct?

[amber delta]

oh no not the drugs in my family friendly franchise of warhammer 40000 where nothing bad ever happens

[visual vortex]

Minus the giant man-eating insects capable of mass genocide on a global scale

[thick coyote]

They knew they had to give Arby's Aura because they were lacking good writing

And Hiver is just

Hype moments

[visual vortex]

Hive scum trailer wasnt hype

[thick coyote]

Dual wielding was hype

[visual vortex]

It was like cotton candy

[thick coyote]

That's it

[visual vortex]

I est it

And it vanishes

[surreal ermine]

cant have needles in this incredibly violent game with nasty ass maggot infested gore 24/7

[visual vortex]

Just left me with a

"Oh"

[thick coyote]

I give it to a raccoon
And it washes it

[twin flower]

poor racoon

[visual vortex]

Gw 🙏

[potent sage]

the urge to throw the entire game by running into a poxhorde away from the objective and killing everything in sight is very strong

[astral basin]

Cant be a theory if its what happened
Gw pulled the plug on the last set of sanctions over it bc they noticed “legal marketing problems”

[potent sage]

i like it when the personalities praise me on my bountiful slaughters

[visual vortex]

Fair

[glacial bone]

Which class do you think would come next? Ratling or skitarii?

[visual vortex]

Ratling was confirmed to not being made

[glacial bone]

[twin flower]

We already got that datamined weapon about Transonic weaps

[amber delta]

marketing on violence, bloodshed and murder
marketing on psychoactive substances

[twin flower]

almost likely to be admech this time

[visual vortex]

And the deadaider item descriptions

[twin flower]

daeda wuh

[visual vortex]

Deadsider cosmetics

[amber delta]

neither

[twin flower]

Oh

[visual vortex]

They talk about moebian steel and how the deadsiders how it seems impossible for the deadsiders to have managed to keep their machines running alone or something

And a imperial knight

[twin flower]

I think Sig from theory-crafting even showed a lil snippet of a random ass screen during games about an admech logo reinforcement? prolly buried by now but I just remember peeps talking about it

[astral basin]

The reject warband is very much based on Inquisitorial Agents units
Out of all of them, we dont have anyone sporting the witch hunter hat (until recently w skins)
We dont have combat servitors
And we dont have Assassins

[twin flower]

could be nothing but idk if its a FS thing to put like crumsb of lore around the map

[visual vortex]

I have a theory

That the admech will be immune to corruption

But need its own repair stations

[twin flower]

is this gonna be like SM2's tech marine turrets that you have to be near at

[amber delta]

that would probably be horrible to balance

[thin wagon]

Might I ask why?

[visual vortex]

Idk

I just feel it

[amber delta]

it was revealed to me in a dream type shit

[twin flower]

I dont think admech is like explicitly immune to corruption tho

since Dark Mechanicum is a thing

[visual vortex]

It was revealed to me when i was half asleep doing wood work

[amber delta]

type shit

[visual vortex]

I mustve been on the miter saw

And thought

"No class is immune to corruption"

[amber delta]

ogryn should be

speaking of

[visual vortex]

And "a admech probably cant use a stimm station but prob a weld station."

[twin flower]

But Crushers are a thing

enemy ogryns thats been corrupted

[amber delta]

someone explain to me WHY TF is the ogryn corruption resist talent node locked behind a fucking "brittlness on push" node? like??? wheres the connection?

[visual vortex]

Ogryns have a 100% purity in lore

[thin wagon]

Imo Ad Mech character should either have the servo arm that acts as just a personal sentry turret or summonable servo sentries.

[visual vortex]

They dont turn to chaos

They do what big hat guy says

[twin flower]

I mean that too dumb to be corrupted thing is there

[tired steeple]

Battlesector is pretty fun

[visual vortex]

I felt more of a assassin role

I got that feeling

[thin wagon]

Enginseer is almost certainly what we're getting for ad mech

[twin flower]

hasnt there been cases of traitor captains convincing loyal ogryns tho

[visual vortex]

Well yeah

[tired steeple]

I had also assumed skitarii would be able to disable enemy guns

Temporarily

[twin flower]

my bets on those Ruststalker guys

[visual vortex]

Because big hat guy

[amber delta]

idk how to tell u this, but theres quite a lot of traitor ogryns in darktide

[tired steeple]

Or debuff their accuracy and make them miss

[amber delta]

you might have seen them

[visual vortex]

And higher ranking in militarium

Im blind

Dead

Deaf

[tired steeple]

Yeah ogryns are the easiest to corrupt cause you don’t even need to corrupt them

[visual vortex]

Quad amputee

A ball

Im spherical

[tired steeple]

In several books they fight for traitors because they still believe they’re fighting for the emperor

[visual vortex]

That's what i thought

[amber delta]

they dont become corrupted by themselves, just the person giving them orders turns to chaos and convinces them to go along with it

[tired steeple]

Because they just said “yeah just a change of plans is all” and the ogryns just believe them

[visual vortex]

Came to me in a dream

[thin wagon]

You gotta stop using dreams as sources dude

[visual vortex]

Im not gonna lie man

90% of the shit i say is made up on the spot

[twin flower]

youre tweaking?

[thin wagon]

Oh it's noticable

[visual vortex]

Snd i just hope it has a real connection to something

Sometimes it does

Usually not

[thin wagon]

This is the guy you have trip the mind reading trap. By the end of it whoever set the trap knows less than before it was set.

Like LotR Pippin

[visual vortex]

Im the guy in the cartoons cutting his tree branch in the tree

[thin wagon]

Yeah but you're confident enough the tree falls and the branch stays

[visual vortex]

My delusions are all i need

I didnt fall

The world moved up as i cut the branch off

[little marten]

Hug the tree

[visual vortex]

I will after my sleep

It's 10:12 am

[rigid lotus]

What is the best way to complete the temporary event right now? I cannot solo damnation or heresy

[visual vortex]

I stayed up 12minuted

[rigid lotus]

on new mode

[glacial bone]

Easier to sell when its the genestealers.

Because they talk about an emperor.

[graceful hamlet]

The rewards don’t change based on difficulty, so whatever you feel like running with randoms

[rigid lotus]

randoms? Can't find any really

[fair bridge]

party finder or #vox-lfg-lexicanum read the lfg guide to make one

i couldn't find an expedition game last night

sucks

[somber stream]

8 players raid mode when

[amber delta]

LFG 10man Garden of Nurgle heroic

[vestal elm]

you are very much correct
i managed to somewhat remedy this with reinstalling windows
but just to be safe
imma just format the whole thing after backing some stuff up

[tired steeple]

Lfg need one more member for great unclean one boss

Need gjallahorn

[small sky]

Hi, is there a player named Alyssa here?

[south valve]

There's quite a few members here, so it's difficult to say

[wheat scroll]

try looking through with @ maybe you recognize

[somber stream]

Hey i just played with one with that name

Like, 5 secs ago

[south valve]

The Alyssa conspiracy

[earnest oyster]

why are you looking for them tho

that's sus

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
I shit you not

[small sky]

someone on reddit told me to

[small sky]

dont think its the same person, but thats crazy ngl

[tired inlet]

pet the furry wall

[tired inlet]

Alyssa Gillespie

[tired inlet]

oh, RIP Alyssa. You just missed her. She's dead. Sorry bro.

[somber stream]

Veteran, Cadian with a infantry las gun in Auric Expedition

Tried to best a Crusher's overhead

They're one with the desert now

[south valve]

I'd like to imagine they just go into the sand like in cartoons

[shell goblet]

i don't like sand :c

[south valve]

I can't sand it

I'll see myself out

[shell goblet]

its coarse, rough, and irritating !!!

and it gets everywhere !!!

[south valve]

Analogue horror type cat

[amber delta]

are u guys excited for the backrooms movie

[sleek harness]

No

[amber delta]

L

[south valve]

I mean, there's a chance it's good

but it seems like a cash crab

[amber delta]

its going to make morbillion dollars

totally mogging out mario at the box office

[fading otter]

Idk they gambled pretty heavily on letting a 20 year old with only prior YouTube experience direct a couple A list stars, doesn’t seem like a cash grab thing to do

[south valve]

Maybe it'll be good then

[earnest oyster]

cant wait for Mr Beast to lock away 10 contestants in the backrooms for 1 thousand dollars

all i can think of backrooms is shitty asset flip friendslop games

[amber delta]

mr breast is the final entity in the backrooms

[earnest oyster]

unity engine backrooms games ruined the genre for me lmao

[earnest oyster]

he escaped from them

he was born there, was molded by it

[glacial bone]

[shell goblet]

it's being directed by some 20 year old ??? 😭😭😭

[marsh iris]

kanepixels?

[fading otter]

It’s the dude who’s made a whole bunch of handcrafted blender Backrooms animations

[earnest oyster]

the guy invented the backrooms found footage meta tbh

[marsh iris]

kid always have been making backroom vids on youtube

[fading otter]

Basically the only person keeping interest in the concept alive tbh, if anyone’s gonna do it well it’s him

[earnest oyster]

everyone else after him was copying him

[amber delta]

honestly letting a 20yo direct this movie is insane move

lowk hope it works out for him

[marsh iris]

i like his vhs style, wonder if bodycam game follow his vhs style or the other way round

[shell goblet]

yea idk what this means tbh 😭 i was never or 4chan for the original green text and i never followed after the fact rlly

[fading otter]

Then respectfully why do you care who does the movie

[sleek harness]

Can we just stop using VHS filters in ARG or analog horror

[earnest oyster]

real

[sleek harness]

It's overused by now

[earnest oyster]

cant see shit

[amber delta]

analog horror is peak

u just hate cinema

[sleek harness]

I didn't even said anything about analog horror

Twitter user

[amber delta]

wtf is this then

rat brain memory

?

[shell goblet]

because i see a 20 year old is directing a movie and i assume they probably had someone who didn't have all their formative years during a pandemic idk

[sleek harness]

I am insulting the overuse of VHS flights

Duh

[shell goblet]

just surprising to see a youngin directing a big ass movie with a listers

as i said

[sleek harness]

Analog horrors don't need to always be at 1900s with a VHS filter

[tired steeple]

Hello

[marsh iris]

vhs filter for darktide

[sleek harness]

Magos

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp I never had much interest in kane pixels backrooms

[shell goblet]

sorry i'm a woman i don't genuinely give a shit abt that stuff 😭

[tired steeple]

In fact I kinda don’t like it

[fading otter]

Someone who didn’t have all their formative years during a pandemic, like the person who directed a masterpiece like Scream 7, right?😭 people complain that Hollywood is just a bunch of old weirdos and then they bring in someone who’s not an old weirdo to direct something and it’s a bad thing lmao

[shell goblet]

see ?

[earnest oyster]

hollywood is lowkey cooked

with their parties

[tired steeple]

90% of kane pixel’s backrooms is walking around doing nothing

[sleek harness]

We had a Iron Lung movie not so recently

It wasn't bad

It was decent actually

[tired steeple]

Then some shit about “moving into the backrooms” or something with big governments

Thought that was pretty stupid

[fading otter]

That’s the appeal of the concept? It’s supposed to trigger existential dread lol if you just want some screaming monster chasing you the whole time there’s plenty of other media

[tired steeple]

Then the crowd going “there shouldn’t be monsters in the backrooms” really like the monster in this series. Idk why they changed their mind specifically for one of the laziest, least threatening monsters I’ve ever seen

[earnest oyster]

real existential dread is going to the gas station and seeing the gas prices go up

[tired steeple]

Guys, you don’t get it…. He’s made of wires! And his head is a tv! AHHHHH!!!

[fading otter]

Pls don’t remind me😭

[marsh iris]

epstein instead of tv monster

[sleek harness]

I prefer the iteration of the backrooms with like, 5 thousand levels than the top secret government finding and civilized backrooms

[tired steeple]

I like that one. I know everyone hates it

But I enjoy it

[earnest oyster]

5 morbillion levels

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[tired steeple]

Also the original copypasta literally mentions a monster as well so I still don’t know why people are against the backrooms having threats

[marsh iris]

giant roman statues and busts

[obtuse oak]

Backrooms only works if there is no characterisation

And any monsters in it are unseen

[amber delta]

busty roman statues

[marsh iris]

[obtuse oak]

See House of Leaves for a good example

[sleek harness]

Some people can find the backrooms having more than 9 levels than originally lame, but I love it because of the amount of levels and crazy ideas people had to make them

[shell goblet]

this is just growing up in the united states of america lmao

[sleek harness]

Basically I love the exploration

[tired steeple]

People didn’t like it being “scpified” but idk I liked it

Scp hasn’t had ANYTHING similar to it

So

[marsh iris]

pool rooms are cool too

[somber stream]

Just extracted with 3 bots, 1 HP and a dream

[tired steeple]

I think it’s fair

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[amber delta]

pool rooms are sick

[tired steeple]

I think scp is better but I still like it

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message
My butt were clenched the entire time

[sleek harness]

By the way theres a iteration where the backrooms is a SCP

That's lame

[earnest oyster]

OG scp wiki entries are so much better and it's not even close

[tired steeple]

Mostly cause with scp focusing on one particular object just makes it easier to do cool shit with it

[sleek harness]

In terms of entities right?

[earnest oyster]

backrooms is literally weird ahh rooms with "maybe" a monster and buncha black mold

[marsh iris]

infinite IKEA

[tired steeple]

Ironically infinite ikea is one I’m like

[earnest oyster]

concepts

[tired steeple]

In the middle with

It’s like fine

[earnest oyster]

entities too

[tired steeple]

Og scp is better than a lot of things

Has a vibe that you can’t really match

[sleek harness]

I think theres this new SCP which is a bill for farthing

[drowsy lynx]

I did this the other day but with a full team of players that died, I had one hp left and was dogged on extract. Something knocked it off of me while until death prevented me from dying and I managed to pick up a reliquary and enter extract before it ended

Definitely was not expecting to make it out there lol

[sleek harness]

And also this entity that makes tou write wrong when you try to write about it

[earnest oyster]

like the flesh that hates, where two d bois set the infected growth on fire and shit goes sideways to reveal an underground entrance

i wont spoil it

[tired steeple]

Also newer scps have this issue where they try and be a full story instead of just a regular scp

[somber stream]

Based, they patched and make it so that the bots won't alarm the nearby enemies like it was on launch, making it extremely smooth, had a much easier time soloing on Auric than with players lol

[earnest oyster]

yeah, im not a fan of it

[sleek harness]

I mean, not really

[somber stream]

Trade off is that you can't loot as much

[tired steeple]

If I click on an scp and the page changes colour I know I’m gonna waste my time so I skip it

[sleek harness]

Newer SPCs are just goofier

[sleek harness]

Theres this one which you need to do a ARG to enter the page

[tired steeple]

Surprised that didn’t happen earlier ngl

[somber stream]

Gueneviere here decided she wants to stay back and enjoy the view for a bit longer so i had to take a detour to rescue her, didn't felt right leaving comrades behind. Ran straight into the Pack master though lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh I noticed I could run quietly through levels solo now and wondered why, that's pretty cool actually

[tired steeple]

Zealot channel once again the image dump channel

[sleek harness]

Obviously

[somber stream]

Once again? Always has been

[earnest oyster]

newer scps no longer feel like "scp" entries, they feel like stories happening in the scp universe

[sleek harness]

Is there were we put our problems

Even people

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

Relegated to 5 seconds in zealot chat

[somber stream]

In exchange they get to come here every once in a while and tell us how superior their chat is

[sleek harness]

They are more lunatic than we are

Obviously superior

[drowsy lynx]

Joined a damnation expedition for warm up yesterday since I hadn't played in a couple days

Instantly fighting a captain and a pack master solo with a horde

Led the pack master away and finished him off, he dropped like 1k+ remnants so he must have wiped the team himself lmao

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

Never encountered a packmaster yet

How are they

[drowsy lynx]

Not too bad, feels a bit like fighting something between a plogryn and a cspawn

[somber stream]

Not as annoying as a captain

[drowsy lynx]

The dog support is probably the most dangerous thing

[somber stream]

^

[drowsy lynx]

You cannot really outrun him unfortunately, at least with a relic blade

Iirc getting hit by his melee strikes hinders your stamina somehow

[earnest oyster]

gigachad packmaster tbh

[fiery wave]

It's a shockprod. You get karked mobilitywise if you ever get hit.

[drowsy lynx]

Between the shock prod and the dogs it does feel like a heretical counterpart to the arby

Imagine if he had a shotgun too

[tired steeple]

Hello karien

[drowsy lynx]

Or a shield like a bulwark

[earnest oyster]

or a net gun

[drowsy lynx]

Arby's don't get that tho

[modest flume]

Zealot is gen chat 1

This is gen chat 2

[drowsy lynx]

Shock mine however

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[amber delta]

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

you can two shot them with the modified grenade up to like damnation i'm pretty sure

[delicate vapor]

[tired steeple]

Oh I see lol

Also hello lacey

[graceful hamlet]

They die to one PBB Achlys pretty quickly

That’s my whole experience with them

[tired steeple]

I’ll play some more eventually

Oh I should play with the girlfriend that might be fun

[earnest oyster]

i stopped playing expeditions when it came out, because people kept ragequitting after dying

is it better now

[graceful hamlet]

Expeditions are a nice change of pace imo, a shame that the rewards don’t really do anything

[earnest oyster]

straight up being last person with 3 bots because everyone ragequit lol

and dont think i as an OGRYN can clutch the game

[graceful hamlet]

Just clutch harder

[earnest oyster]

no one to clutch for except bots

[graceful hamlet]

Triple HP curios and go bonking

[shell goblet]

hihihi magos :3 hru today :3

[tired steeple]

I’m good

[shell goblet]

sorry i was setting up my server notifs so i wouldn't get beeped for every damn message sent in every channel in here

[tired steeple]

How are you

[shell goblet]

pretty good :3 been playin a lot more darktide lately with my friends :3 im excited to play tn

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna play some with my gf tomorrow I think

[shell goblet]

YAYY

[green vector]

ill be on at 12:30~ my time im at work tn

[shell goblet]

all goob i'm also takin care of stuff and things :3

[green vector]

still sick so hopefully dont die at work

[marsh iris]

survive brother

[shell goblet]

MOOTASH PHARRRRRG SPREAD NURGLES TRUUUUTH IN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT EEEEEOOUUUUUU

walkin tox bomb

[green vector]

i do be feelin like a poxwalker atm

[midnight magnet]

True follower of Nurgle, spreading disease everywhere.

The gifts for everyone!

[drowsy lynx]

Eat spicy food and upgrade to pox burster

[marsh iris]

attach a tik tok clock while you are at it

[somber stream]

Does SCP 5K still have a healthy player base or is it ded af

[elder merlin]

Utinni!!!

[tired inlet]

E CHU TA

[midnight magnet]

Just ignore it. 😄

[midnight magnet]

You have seen that short, right?

[hazy kestrel]

So that’s why there have been so many sick people at my work recently. They’re all Nurgle cultists.

[delicate vapor]

v

[tired inlet]

COVID when you weren't allowed to remote work

truly 2020s are the decade of Nurgle

COVID-19 was his herald

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[midnight magnet]

No, no, deer runs too fast.

[delicate vapor]

a

[shell goblet]

[Total War Successful Plague Notification]

[coarse tiger]

o lawd

[tired inlet]

shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

[delicate vapor]

true

[south valve]

btw, why haven't they changed the stim UI yet?

It's near impossible to tell if you have one ready or not

[elder merlin]

Bless you

[elder merlin]

Yo

[drowsy lynx]

M'um m'aloo

[shell goblet]

paul 💗💗💗

[elder merlin]

Wait, ya'll actually speak Jawa?

[delicate vapor]

[elder merlin]

Waddup

Im thinking bout spending money on the divider lol

[drowsy lynx]

You can just take them for free when you're waiting for the cashier to scan the person in front of you

[delicate vapor]

so tired but also so hungry

[south valve]

Eat your bed

or sleep in your food

this is the only way

[whole glade]

whats crackin brohams and broettues

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

[coarse tiger]

update didnt do a damn thing

[south valve]

Nice pfp

😭

[proper light]

On break at work. I’d rather be doing penance farming in expeditions and havoc.

[coarse tiger]

thx bby

[whole glade]

awh

:[

[feral vessel]

hi chatty

[whole glade]

hoiii

[feral vessel]

I went to the forest.

visited an abandoned building

saw a fox cadaver

took a deer skull

good time

[hazy kestrel]

Beware the occult residents

[feral vessel]

i had a brick with me.

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, fair

[feral vessel]

resp. switched it out for a rebar later

[south valve]

That must be like your family or something

[modest flume]

Can confirm

[rich adder]

The legend of lorg

[modest flume]

He's like.. my third cousin

maybe

[feral vessel]

M..

I'm unfamiliar with Terran flora.

They seem extremely unintelligent..

[south valve]

oh I didn't you realise you were actually a bush

[feral vessel]

have you ever tried talking with a 'pussywillow' tree

[hazy kestrel]

Excuse me, what?

[modest flume]

hey not in public

[feral vessel]

a PUSSYWILLOW.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussy_willow

one of THESE

I'm pretty sure they're not wide-spread in the west.

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve hugged a tree before. Was nice.

Never talked to one though

[coarse tiger]

how tf is it related to tiny cats therefor names it pussy willow like wtf

[green vector]

Ayo what the fuck is that pfp

[south valve]

Are they friendly?

[feral vessel]

I can't tell.

[coarse tiger]

it iz what it looks like man

[feral vessel]

They sway their branches in a rather menacing way.

[south valve]

How rude

[green vector]

AYO

Freaky ass bugs

[coarse tiger]

they do be freaky

[south valve]

Maybe Super Earth was right

[coarse tiger]

indoubly

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

Had another nightmare yesterday

I was force fed boiled Pizza

[cosmic burrow]

lay of twitter and rule34

should help

[south valve]

Boiled pizza?

is that real?

[delicate vapor]

Sounds hectic

[barren pewter]

Would deep frying count as a form of boiling?

[feral vessel]

THEY PROMISED ME. AN ANTHRO BUG GIRLFRIEND. FOR CALYPSO.

SUPER EARTH. LIARS.

[south valve]

😔

[somber stream]

I was tied to a chair, me and one Italian guy

Some American gangster was going on about his monologue

[river ingot]

I wish fatshark was as capable as valve

[somber stream]

Then he took a single slide of pizza, put it near a boiling pot. The Italien screamed on top of his lungs, i cringed

[barren pewter]

Hey, as far as i know they atleast arent shooting themselves in the foot

[somber stream]

By the time the pizza sank all the way down, the Italien froth at the mouth and died. I was then force fed the boiled piece of pizza. It was spongey, no taste

[barren pewter]

Would boiling pizza be more offensive than using pinapple as topping?

[somber stream]

Pineapple is a easy to fix mistake

Once you're boiled, you don't go back

[cobalt lichen]

no

[barren pewter]

Calling pinapple a mistake is offensive to me :(

[cobalt lichen]

Yeah I’m not a pineapple

:(

[south valve]

I like pineapples a lot actually

[cosmic burrow]

if only

[south valve]

like top 3 fruits

[barren pewter]

Pineapple is a normal pizza topping and is unjustly villainized >:(

[somber stream]

I want to sniff kittens

[pallid robin]

It’s more a texture than flavor thing I think

[glacial bone]

The Moebian 53rd commissar has some bold takes on the inquisitor, for someone within bolter range.

[pallid robin]

It overstimulates the tism who enjoy Cheese pizza

[south valve]

What?

[glacial bone]

[barren pewter]

I like the taste, it adds some sweetness and freshness to otherwise greasy pizza

[glacial bone]

The pizza is meant to be greasy.

[tawdry edge]

You are all a bunch of chuds!!

[barren pewter]

Americans finding out food is not supposed to be 50% grease

[coarse tiger]

shocking

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not?

[pallid robin]

Cause it’s the cheese

[drowsy lynx]

Hilarious when people order pineapple pizza, only a couple people eat it because it's niche, then the leftovers get ignored because the pineapple acidity does all kinds of weird things to the meats it touches

Grey ass pepperoni

[modest flume]

She was ordered there by the Lord Atoman, which makes it very interesting

[barren pewter]

You do sprinkling of cheese, you dont make an ocean of melted dairy floating on top of a mountain of dough

[hazy kestrel]

Boring

[barren pewter]

Dont mix pineapple with peperoni

[hazy kestrel]

I must feel my arteries clog

[modest flume]

Let alone that she's a standard Commissar who is in charge of a regiment, not a Colonel or other officer-commissar

[glacial bone]

I was lowkey hoping that the lord was executed by sister Prine.

[barren pewter]

Your better off using ham

[drowsy lynx]

I ain't eating pizza for the health benefits lmao

[modest flume]

Definitely interested in where Prine's story goes

Considering it's been alluded to that she has her own massive agenda

[glacial bone]

Probably blew the colonel's head off.

Like Yarrick.

[modest flume]

ATP I just feel for Rannick

[barren pewter]

I aint eating pizza for health, i eat pizza cus its tasty. But i also dont think heavily loaded pizza is tasty

[modest flume]

He's supposed to be the #2 (#1 is Grendel), and yet no one tells him anything

But everyone strolls up and tries to take command

[hazy kestrel]

I’d rather have a symphony of flavor provided by cheesemaxxing, and throwing a bunch of other toppings on the pizza than have it be boring with a sprinkling of cheese and very few toppings.

[midnight magnet]

I have wild theory that Grendel is a ship actually.

[hazy kestrel]

That’s just my view

[midnight magnet]

A AI of a sort.

[wheat scroll]

Not wild. A youtuber has made a vid about just that. Basically his spirit has merged with the machine spirit of the ship.

[barren pewter]

You horrify me.

[hazy kestrel]

Good

[midnight magnet]

I didn't know about that.

[thick fog]

Grendyl, everyone fucking dies

in the ship

[barren pewter]

Grendyl being fused into the mourningstar has got quite some weight

[thick fog]

fatass inquisitor

[wheat scroll]

Theres also one about him being a daemonhost. https://www.youtube.com/@Jo_Plays_Games/videos I recommend checking out some of the videos. Interesting theories.

[midnight magnet]

Nobody meet him, and if you did memories of the Shipmistress, she says something along those lines.

How they are damned.

[thick fog]

Jo is not the most reliable source of lore lol

[modest flume]

Also Magos Kharib being sus as he is

[wheat scroll]

THEORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

[mystic fossil]

i dislike this theory because emora tells his ass to go die meaning that he probably can but she cant rlly kill an inq so she doesnt

[glacial bone]

Because they're all probably getting executed as soon as Tetrium is cleansed.

[wheat scroll]

jesus

[midnight magnet]

I mean, it would be crazy and fun thing to go with on.

[wheat scroll]

every time

[thick fog]

that was not Emora, that was her mother

[mystic fossil]

oh, but still its implied that he prolly can die

[thick fog]

Emora never knew about Grendyl until far later in future

[midnight magnet]

No, no, she said that when she took control of a ship as young woman.
She knows the truth. And she is also Rogue Trader.

[wheat scroll]

They have left a lot of things up in the air, kind of like the GRR martin books.

[midnight magnet]

Haha, interesting comparison.

[thick fog]

Emora had no choice to refuse Grendyl under his duty anyway, they are family relevant

[barren pewter]

Isnt there also a line somewhere about brahms talking to a mysterious voice revealing themselves to be the supposedly dead last rogue trader

[wheat scroll]

Noticed your profile pic 😉

[thick fog]

The voice is Grendyl

[midnight magnet]

BEst character ever. 😄

[mystic fossil]

wait can someone explain to me why they would be executed?? like who would be high up enough to know the shit thyve done AND send someone to kill them, also is it that fucked up because i think it was eisenhorn who keeps a daemonhost around soo whatever is happening in tide seems pretty tame

like yeah tech heresy but...

[barren pewter]

What we deal with is definitely not tame. Its honestly a goddamn miracle we get as far as we do killing multiple beasts of nurgle, deamonhosts, arch heretics and armies of pox walker

[wheat scroll]

To be fair eisenhorn isnt well liked also

[midnight magnet]

Well... Inquisition most of time kills everyone who is involved in any way with Chaos Gods.

[barren pewter]

I chuck it up to tabletop rules and the rejects are just repeatable rolling succesful invul saves

[midnight magnet]

Even knowing about then gets you killed.

Since keeping populace in dark is what they do.

[wheat scroll]

Grey knigts be grey knighting

[bronze wren]

Grey Knights have entered the chat

[midnight magnet]

Blisful ignorance and all that.

[mystic fossil]

yeah but hes good enough to not get the assassinorm to touch his booty cheeks

[barren pewter]

they say, theres strength in ignorance. And now, ive got to learn?!

[midnight magnet]

Or as Ogryn says: There is strength in ignorance, and I'm very strong! 😄

[mystic fossil]

also is being fused with a ship tech heresy?

[midnight magnet]

In a way.

[wheat scroll]

Dont know, but there was a world eater who did that

[mystic fossil]

but she was hot, and chaos corrupted

[thick fog]

Next you saying that grey knights are real

[hazy kestrel]

Wasn’t that Lotara Sarrin, the captain of the Conqueror?

[thick fog]

[midnight magnet]

You see, Imperium, and Mechanicus at that as well, don't build anything new.
They just maintain machines and equipment from long time ago.
If you try to make something new, that will get you killed for sure.

[wheat scroll]

yesh

[glacial bone]

Not on purpose, I think.

[bronze wren]

The who?

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it was the side effect of gradual chaos corruption throughout the Heresy

[mystic fossil]

the tangerine men

[barren pewter]

Tech heresy is inventing new things/re-inventing them before theyve been discovered

[thick fog]

https://youtu.be/VdlpWj7inSk?si=wu54MNZBsUrLDSJD&t=72

[barren pewter]

Also anything related to xeno or chaos and tech working together

[hazy kestrel]

Have you ever eaten…a tangerine? WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE? — Supreme Grandmaster of the Grey Knights - Kaldor Draigo.

[barren pewter]

Being fused with machinery is probably no tech heresy, i can see it being a regular occurance, wether intentional or not

[midnight magnet]

It is.

[barren pewter]

It is?

[midnight magnet]

If you get fused with machine it's when you get turned into servitor.

[barren pewter]

Oh it is as in, yhea it is not tech heresy

[midnight magnet]

Fusing machines and flesh is Chaos Thing, most of Death Guard machines are like that.

Defilers.

And so on.

Chaos Knights as well, they are possessed by daemons that fuse their pilots with machine, and so on.

But in Imperium everything is tech heresy, AI is forbiden, and many, many other things.

As I said, they don't make anything new, they just maintain machines from long time ago.

[mystic fossil]

also how powerful is kaldor ?? like in psyker levels theres no way hes an alpha psyker right??

[midnight magnet]

There is a book or a story when Mechanicum discovers a ship from Golden Age, that emerged from the warp after thousands of years, and ship AI calls them out for everything they do.

[barren pewter]

I asume theres of course the very vague line of when something is tech heresy, and also corruption, and of course just straight up lying.

Theres cannonically a dark age men of iron walking around pretending to be a servitor or sum

[hazy kestrel]

I have no idea

[midnight magnet]

How they sing to machines and pray and use oils to appease to machine spirits.

[mystic fossil]

the ai was just mad he didnt get nun of that

[barren pewter]

Oh yhea, machine spirits are just straight up ai, but very low level.

I guess sentient ai is what they worry of

[midnight magnet]

Even the current leader of Mechanicum, Cawl was put on trial and accused he is trying to invent new things.

And dude was also keeping a Necron as a pet and so on...

So yes.

[mystic fossil]

cawl is literally 20 guys in a suit existing for 10k years

[midnight magnet]

Three servitors in a robe. 😄

[barren pewter]

Funny cawl moment #35: creating an AI clone of guiliman

[midnight magnet]

That is why I always say that Warhammer as a whole is one huge grey area.
Satire, bit dark, bit funny, and never to be taken serious, since everything there is taken to extremes.

I repeat that since I have seen some people... Going to far in all honesty.

[barren pewter]

Yhea...

Btw, is there any news on the new class? I know there was a couple leaks for a criptid architype, which is def gonna be skitarii. But anything regarding abilities or sum?

[low blade]

No news

[thick fog]

nothing until we have skulls 2026

[shell goblet]

not much :3 been a busy day 😪 excited to head home and play wifetide

[cobalt lichen]

I personally don’t like it but each to their own

[wheat scroll]

Id rather eat that , than the fucking mussels on a pizza. Hate di mare pizza , gross.

[elder merlin]

Nice

[elder merlin]

And even then nothing

[glacial bone]

Hey, are those vine spawners daemon engines?

[midnight magnet]

The what now? 😄

[glacial bone]

Those things that spit out the daemon vines.

[midnight magnet]

I still have no idea what you talk about. 😄

[cobalt lichen]

u m

unannounced demon???

is that in expeditions?

[thick coyote]

Probably talking about the Corruptors

[nocturne bloom]

me when discord kitten

[glacial bone]

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Corruptor

Yeah, those things.

The eye is protected by metal with the signature chaos trim.

[jaunty path]

Can we normalize drinking early in the morning

[limber light]

ability for admech revealed

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, you have an alcoholism problem.

Seeketh out help

[jaunty path]

Drinks all of it anyway

[hazy kestrel]

Your liver is gonna shrivel

[glacial bone]

[jaunty path]

Its not even the morning its uh

2pm

[glacial bone]

That's afternoon.

[jaunty path]

The liver can regrow ill be fineeee

[hazy kestrel]

It can’t lmao

[jaunty path]

Shh

[glacial bone]

Hey, would it be weird if I named a character after one of my minis?

[jaunty path]

No

Its warhammer

[hazy kestrel]

No

[jaunty path]

Nerd

[tender horizon]

It can fwiw

[glacial bone]

[hazy kestrel]

What

[glacial bone]

(My army is WB).

[hazy kestrel]

That’s news to me

[jaunty path]

Also im not drinking unfortunately

[nocturne bloom]

I genuinely tried warning them months ago

[hazy kestrel]

Good :)

[tender horizon]

Like you can't regrow the whole thing but you can regrow half to three quarters normally

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[drowsy lynx]

Wow that sounds rough. Have you considered drinking?

[tender horizon]

It's iirc the only regenerating visceral organ

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, stop drinking. Please.

[jaunty path]

No you keep telling me to stop drinking alcohol and milk

[glacial bone]

• Xephan Bol.
• Koros Iennox.
• Peros Vhandrax.
• Xerus Tetanullus.
• Loron Drakos.
• Malexus Visaran.
• Argos Skorbant.
• Tomas Calistus.
• Kor Merenkar.
• Zardu Palanax.

[tender horizon]

You drinking white russians or something

[jaunty path]

I don't speak beer

[nocturne bloom]

I said Baileys specifically is horrible to get hooked on

[jaunty path]

You can't tell me what to do

[tender horizon]

It's vodka

[drowsy lynx]

Horribly delicious

[hazy kestrel]

We can tell you to not throw your life away on the funny buzz drink

[jaunty path]

^

Oop

[hazy kestrel]

[nocturne bloom]

Divine intervention

[tender horizon]

Do whatever you want idc

I'm not your parents

[blazing ibex]

Data leaks imply new class is most likely skitarii

[jaunty path]

I literally only just woke up lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Why are you drinking after just waking up

[jaunty path]

And depression thoughts yaaaay

[jaunty path]

Not drinking

[little marten]

Good morning to you then

[jaunty path]

And I will not be drinking

[nocturne bloom]

You just woke up and you mentioned alcohol?

[tender horizon]

It's called getting an early start to the day

[blazing ibex]

Considering weaponry they're known for using got put into the game code

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[jaunty path]

I've said worse

[hazy kestrel]

Missus is too far gone down the alcoholism pit

[little marten]

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P DIDDY

[jaunty path]

brraaah

Lmao

[glacial bone]

Would any of those names be acceptable for a random inquisitorial trooper?

[nocturne bloom]

I quit energy drinks cold turkey like last month. I havent drank since I was hospitalized 2 months ago either

[hazy kestrel]

All is as thinking makes it so, and you control your thinking.

[jaunty path]

Yeah. Maybe I can undo it by drinking my whole bottle of rum (I'll vomit my guts out)

[nocturne bloom]

I shake a lot but it isnt as bad now

[acoustic pebble]

I just woke up to see you nerds talking about Skitarii

[jaunty path]

Skibidi

[hazy kestrel]

Bro, you’re actually gonna drink yourself to death

[glacial bone]

[acoustic pebble]

See if they can buy drugs

[jaunty path]

I'll tank it

[hazy kestrel]

You’ll die

[glacial bone]

[jaunty path]

If it were so deadly why would they sell it in store...checkmate leftist

[nocturne bloom]

You won't tank the hospital bills, broke ass

[acoustic pebble]

Alcohol: "Your liver shall be mine"

Missus: "Nah. I'd win"

[glacial bone]

[drowsy lynx]

Fatshark releasing a darktide themed rum named "crusher overhead"

[jaunty path]

Id buy that

[glacial bone]

Catachan rum.

Made from sugar that eats you alive.

[acoustic pebble]

I'd be furious. I've been telling them to sell my drugs but they're okay with RUM??

I'd still buy tho

[hazy kestrel]

Because people aren’t capable of moderation. So companies put a lot of funny warning labels to legally be allowed to sell the alcohol free from responsibility for any deaths by drinking that occur.

[jaunty path]

South Park episode

[acoustic pebble]

Family guy funny moment

[glacial bone]

They still have those?

[jaunty path]

Hmmm

Liberal agenda

[acoustic pebble]

In seasons 1-8

[hazy kestrel]

Aren’t you a leftist?

[jaunty path]

I want waffles eggs n bacon

[acoustic pebble]

Listen up liberal
Crashes Economy

[jaunty path]

No im a paleoconservative and have uploaded every news casting of Alex jones and tucker carlson to my brain

[drowsy lynx]

How generous that you've spelled this quote with the entire three syllables of liberal

[hazy kestrel]

You’re dead to me.

[acoustic pebble]

I tried to stay faithful to the actual meme but Discord said NO

[hazy kestrel]

Rip Missus

[jaunty path]

Im not dead

Im liqueur

[drowsy lynx]

Okay lahey

[jaunty path]

Im so hungry

[hazy kestrel]

Not yet, but keep drinking like this and you might be.

[acoustic pebble]

Eat the bottle

[hazy kestrel]

Throw away the bottles

[acoustic pebble]

Simple

[jaunty path]

Yeah maybe im spiritually drinking

Lmfao

[hazy kestrel]

Chugging the communion wine isn’t spiritually drinking

[acoustic pebble]

Damn, she's drunk off Philosophy

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just regular drinking

[hazy kestrel]

That would be me

[jaunty path]

Im literally in bed

[acoustic pebble]

And the greatest philosophers are drunks

Like Socrates

[jaunty path]

I mean like I haven't touched alcohol at all today kek

[acoustic pebble]

And Nietzsche

[hazy kestrel]

You’re not helping my attempts to persuade missus to not drink herself to death

You goose

[acoustic pebble]

And me in 30 minutes

[acoustic pebble]

I'm not born to HELP

[jaunty path]

(I wont be doin dat anyway)

Mmmm

[hazy kestrel]

Cool, still cut back on the drinking please

[jaunty path]

Im gonna go in a bar and treat myself to the display

Whatre they gonna do

Call the police..

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

Probably

[jaunty path]

Vomits acid on the cops

Done

[hazy kestrel]

That’s probably at least 5 years

[acoustic pebble]

Let loose your inner Hive Scum and stab a cop. Ez victory

[hazy kestrel]

Depending on the state

[jaunty path]

Uses acid to escape

Done

No like if I spit acid

Would that like

Be a chemical attack

Burning their skin

[acoustic pebble]

It'll mainly do poison damage ya damn xenomorph

[jaunty path]

I feel like if I melted their skin

Id get more than 5 years

[hazy kestrel]

I wonder what my Grandma is cooking

It smells good

[jaunty path]

Probably taken to a government facility to be studied

Personman stop making me think about food

Uugggh

Waffles

[hazy kestrel]

I’m at my Grandma’s

She’s making enchiladas

[drowsy lynx]

About to die of waffle deficiency over here

[hazy kestrel]

And some other stuff I don’t recognize the smell of

[jaunty path]

Literally

Alcohol with drawal has nothing on waffle withdrawal

[hazy kestrel]

It might be a soup or something

[jaunty path]

I like making my eggs n bacon a

Particular way

Is it weird I put the eggs on top of the bacon so they're cooked together

[jaunty path]

I like em sunnyside up and very runny

[woven sigil]

Yes

[drowsy lynx]

Sticking with the nurgle lifestyle I see

[jaunty path]

Bruh

Its

The

Optimal way of cooking

[drowsy lynx]

Not if you like crispy bacon

[jaunty path]

Not a fan

[woven sigil]

Heresy, heresy everywhere

[jaunty path]

Its cooked enough

[drowsy lynx]

You have been sentenced to 1000 years of Stan's raw floppy bacon

[jaunty path]

First 3 or 4 strips of turkey bacon. Then 3 or 4 eggs on top, shower Them in pepper. Lid on. By this point I have already prepared my waffles

Buttered and cinnamoned

[woven sigil]

Your bacon is probably raw

[jaunty path]

In the microwave for 60 seconds

[woven sigil]

Bruh

[jaunty path]

While I closely monitor my eggs

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, that’s not cooking properly

[jaunty path]

Don't want it over cooked

[woven sigil]

I'm not usually disgusted by the contents of this chat, but I bloody well am now

[drowsy lynx]

The moment you uttered the words turkey bacon the airlock vented you into space

[jaunty path]

I don't want my waffles hard n dry

[midnight magnet]

I had so much fish today I'm thirsty as hell...

Less spices next time.

[green vector]

Who the fuck microwaves bacon

What the fuck

[jaunty path]

Ususally by the time my waffles are done. My eggs are done- wait.

Wait.

[woven sigil]

Bruh its worse, they cook eggs on top of the bacon

[drowsy lynx]

Who out here nuking they slop

[jaunty path]

I meant

Its in

[green vector]

LOOOL

[jaunty path]

The goddamn

Frying pan

[drowsy lynx]

Microwave the cook instead

[graceful hamlet]

I microwave tea

[jaunty path]

I USE A FRYING PAN

FOR MY EGGS AND BACON

[thin wagon]

In the microwave?

[drowsy lynx]

In the microwave? That doesn't sound safe

[woven sigil]

Alright. Straight to jail, do not pass go, and get fucked

[thin wagon]

My man!

[jaunty path]

All of you are dead

[patent grove]

@jaunty path you microwave bacon?!?

[jaunty path]

All of you have your graves done

[graceful hamlet]

Microwave water is the same as boiled water smh

[jaunty path]

None of you are safe

[woven sigil]

You are disgusting and I do not wish to continue this conversation

[drowsy lynx]

But we're food safe because we're not cross contaminating

[thin wagon]

Idk. After your radioactive breakfast I feel pretty good about my odds.

[graceful hamlet]

I microwave bacon inside my microwaved ramen sometimes. It’s peak.

[jaunty path]

Ok oil up frying pan. Bacon, eggs, peppered lid on. Waffles in the microwave

[thin wagon]

No seasoning? Damn..

[drowsy lynx]

Why microwave a waffle

[jaunty path]

I watch my eggs very. Closely. Because I want them RUNNY

[drowsy lynx]

What did waffles do to you

[jaunty path]

Eggos???

[graceful hamlet]

Waffles not in the toaster? That’s a crime

[drowsy lynx]

Oh bleh lmao

[woven sigil]

You want bloody salmonela, thats what you want

[jaunty path]

Shoots yoh in the face

[jaunty path]

I've been cooking them like this

Since forever

I'm literally

Built different

[woven sigil]

Your gut biome should be studied by science

[graceful hamlet]

Who microwaves their eggos tho fr. You should have a toaster

[drowsy lynx]

Shlurpin down mah raw eggs and mushy waffles

[cobalt lichen]

Damn
I didn’t notice but you’re right

[drowsy lynx]

[jaunty path]

Ok how am I to butter up my eggos

Then

[jaunty path]

In a toaster

I will fuck up my toaster

[graceful hamlet]

Once they’re out of the toaster?

Duh

[jaunty path]

Please open your mailbox

[thin wagon]

Fried over easy runny?

[jaunty path]

Anyway

[drowsy lynx]

You butter after toasting

[graceful hamlet]

Microwave the butter if you need to

[woven sigil]

They really need to start teaching cooking in schools again

[jaunty path]

I like cinnamon on my waffles

After this is done

[drowsy lynx]

Or better yet make some wharfuls from scratch cuz they better that way

[jaunty path]

My meal is

Perfect

[thin wagon]

If you make your own whipped cream. Its even better too

Melts less

[graceful hamlet]

Microwave ramen is peak cookery

[jaunty path]

I have eggs n bacon and waffles...every slice of egg I get bacon. Every slice of egg i get bacon.

[thin wagon]

Boil water you heathen

[graceful hamlet]

Toss the ramen, egg, bacon all in the same bowl and nuke it

[woven sigil]

Yeha, if you a student with no life-skills

[jaunty path]

I put a piece of egg on every slice of waffle

[thin wagon]

All of my breakfast items must be separate.

[green vector]

Who up microwaving they cereal rn

bruh

[graceful hamlet]

I save the cooking for the things that need cooking

[jaunty path]

This allows me to complete my breakfast in 5 minutes or so

[woven sigil]

You're all fucking cursed

[jaunty path]

Segregationist.

[thin wagon]

My old man has fried over easy eggs on his pancakes, covers it in syrup and cuts rhe eggs so the yolks run down the pancakes.

[drowsy lynx]

Cooking bacon in 5 minutes

[green vector]

What the fuck

[thin wagon]

How... dare... I can't even.

[jaunty path]

I put syrup on my eggs

[green vector]

I fucking love how Americans take the piss out of our food

[woven sigil]

Bruh

[green vector]

And they have syrup on eggs

[jaunty path]

Just a bit

[woven sigil]

The longer Im in here the worse it gets

[thin wagon]

Yeah. Often hard to accept I am his progeny

[woven sigil]

Fucking real.

[hazy kestrel]

Hey, some of us are civilized

[green vector]

Fucking helmet wearers

[hazy kestrel]

I have standards

[cobalt lichen]

*autistic

[graceful hamlet]

Just because you hate flavor doesn’t mean we should too

[drowsy lynx]

We do not claim this one lmao

[cobalt lichen]

[jaunty path]

I make my Sunnyside up eggs in 2 minutes

[woven sigil]

Brother syrup on eggs isnt flavour, its fucking grotesque

[graceful hamlet]

I could see how the sweet and savory go together ngl

[green vector]

[drowsy lynx]

Putting missus on a boat and sending her into international waters for breakfast crimes

[drowsy lynx]

I mean have you tried a mcgriddle?

[graceful hamlet]

If maple bacon donuts can exist as a good thing, I don’t see why syrup and eggs can’t

[drowsy lynx]

The flavor does kinda work, it's just odd

[thin wagon]

Ruining a perfectly good maple donut

[woven sigil]

I'm so glad I don't suffer from the life threatening condition known as the American palette

[green vector]

Missus out here eating ham and chocolate spread sarnies

[drowsy lynx]

Just wait until you see the Brits

[jaunty path]

You're all liberals who don't know good food

[green vector]

Don't you dare

[drowsy lynx]

Or the Brazilians

[jaunty path]

Plus turkey bacon is already cooked

[woven sigil]

Don't tell him

[jaunty path]

Its not raw

[woven sigil]

[hazy kestrel]

Beans on toast is a food crime

[drowsy lynx]

I cannot hear you over the sound of beans on toast

[thin wagon]

I like steak.

[jaunty path]

A full English is a fine meal bruh

[graceful hamlet]

I’d rather have syrup eggs over beans and toast ngl

[green vector]

Beans on toast is bussin

[thin wagon]

Hit it with a hammer. Season it. Cook it up.

[buoyant loom]

toast on beans

[thin wagon]

Steak

[green vector]

So is tuna on toast

[hazy kestrel]

A tuna sandwich is fine

[graceful hamlet]

Hot and spicy spam on toast is better then beans and toast

[hazy kestrel]

But tuna on toast?

[green vector]

Try it

It's good as fuck

[thin wagon]

Don't put food on toast challenge Impossible British Edition

[woven sigil]

Yeah.. beans on toast is infinitely better than sweetened eggs. Just make a meringue like a normal person for fucks sake if you want sweet egg

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah come on down to Britain we got that [beige]

[graceful hamlet]

That’s just a tuna sandwich wdym

[hazy kestrel]

Incomprehensible, may God have mercy on your wretched soul.

[woven sigil]

You lost me wit that one pal

[hazy kestrel]

For I will have none

[green vector]

Try it bitch

Is good

[woven sigil]

No.

[thin wagon]

I like me a mean tuna salad. But on crackers not toast

Or crisps I guess for brits

[jaunty path]

Tuna on bread is normal

[thin wagon]

Snappy delights

[drowsy lynx]

Sweet eggs don't sound great on paper but that's essentially how you make cookie dough and cake batter

[woven sigil]

Bread, yes, not toast

[jaunty path]

Okay so its okay until its toasted

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[drowsy lynx]

Granted it's also butter doing heavy lifting there

[graceful hamlet]

Why not toast? Toast is just upgraded bread

[jaunty path]

Are you out of your mind

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s the principle of the thing

[jaunty path]

Its just TOASTED

[hazy kestrel]

I wouldn’t expect you to understand, waffle microwaver

[jaunty path]

Makes it taste crispy and all that bs

[green vector]

I used to mix two different cereals together when I was a kid and think I was a master chef

[thin wagon]

Idk about upgraded. A raw bagel is just as good toasted

[woven sigil]

You are in no position to question my food tastes with your uncooked bacon, and microwaved eggs or whatever the fuck it was