general-chat

[south valve]

The Welsh anthem or something

[potent sage]

wales is a made up place

[potent sage]

with a made up language

[south valve]

How many times do we need to teach you this lesson, old man??

insert context

[stuck crescent]

Drinking and driving by the business

[south valve]

Oh right

Reminds me, isn’t there like a 30 mph speed limit in a lot of south wales?

I got told that a while ago

By a mysterious stranger

[stuck crescent]

...yeah, thanks Drakeford

You numpty

[south valve]

Oh

[potent sage]

hey professional welsh person here

[potent sage]

idk

[timber elk]

spawns in with the mysterious stranger song playing

[fleet beacon]

where are my damn pants

[dire kayak]

it might seem crazy what im bouta say

[south valve]

OH THAT GUY

yeah I remember

[stuck crescent]

THAT GUY

[potent sage]

why do the t'au sterilize non-tau species

[stuck crescent]

because

[potent sage]

because what

[stuck crescent]

because

[potent sage]

what the fuck does that mean

[south valve]

That’s my favourite conjunction

Second is and

But is also good

[stuck crescent]

Because

What? You can't read?

Need thicker glasses?

[potent sage]

im gonna kill myself cus of you dude

[stuck crescent]

Should have gone to specsave

(you dont get that joke, just know it was funneh)

[potent sage]

is the purgation flamer good

[south valve]

Very British joke

[dire kayak]

i like t'au minis

the battlesuits are cool looking

[stuck crescent]

I dislike playing against tau

but the minis are good

[dire kayak]

i don't plan to use them on tabletop

im probably gonna play tyranids if i get into tabletop

[south valve]

Are arbites good in tabletop?

By chance

[potent sage]

the branx minor forge livery skin on the thammer looks disgustingly ugly

its just a box

hooked up to a piece of rebar with wires

[dire kayak]

theyre a kill team so it's separate rules

but idk what is good and what is bad

[potent sage]

the color is so jarring and bright

[south valve]

Ohh right

They deserve to be in the main game smh

[stuck crescent]

NO

STAY IN KILLTEAM

[south valve]

Why?

[potent sage]

the exaction squad is like the only cool looking kill team

it should go to regular tabletop

[stuck crescent]

IF ANYONE IS GETTING ADDED ITS THE STEEL LEGION

[south valve]

Why not both?

[potent sage]

the concept of hating krieg but liking steel legion is honestly baffling

[south valve]

As a wise young girl once said

[dire kayak]

the t'aunar looks so cool but i don't know what scheme to paint it in

do i do the lance scheme or the farsight scheme or that one yellow paint scheme i saw someone do

or maybe the shadowsun scheme

aaaggh

[south valve]

Tau remind me of the illuminate

I wonder if there was inspiration

[stuck crescent]

How? Steel legion came first, has better lore, has better books, has a better look, has a better way of fighting, are yellow, and have better fans

[potent sage]

they look the exact same to me

just one is yellow

[stuck crescent]

no they dont

[potent sage]

and the other is blue

[stuck crescent]

gimmie a sec

I have something for this

[south valve]

He’s getting his mallet

[potent sage]

they both have the same annoying ass fans

[south valve]

To hit you with

[dire kayak]

im a tempestus scion fan

[twin flower]

Lmao

[lethal solstice]

The cope is legendary right now

[twin flower]

Solar Auxillia all the way

[potent sage]

jarvis pull the krieg painting kit guide

[potent sage]

i like solar auxillia

thats like the only guardsman regiment i like

i dont even know if they are guardsmen

but they're cool

[twin flower]

:hell yeah 🤝

They're 30k era guardsmen basically

Back when the Guardsman wasn't divided and were all under one roof called the Imperial Army

[potent sage]

i see

they look like they fit the asthetics of the imperium more than like cadians or kriegers or literally any other militarum regiment

[stuck crescent]

Solar auxilla are cool

[twin flower]

I like to think every regiment was an off-shoot from them so it makes sense in a way

[stuck crescent]

Casual

[potent sage]

im looking at the image you sent

they are the exact same dude

[stuck crescent]

They dont look alike

all they have in common is they where trench coats and gasmasks

thats really it

[potent sage]

erm
trenchcoats, gasmasks, silly rigs, dopey ass helmets, niche combat roles that any other regiment can do, annoying fans, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

i will never stop the hate

the hate will continue until i am subsumed by it

[stuck crescent]

K, but your opinion is irrelvant soo.....

hate away

I guess

[potent sage]

your welsh

dont even

[south valve]

Is your armour contempt?

[stuck crescent]

You're a gurl

[potent sage]

ur insulting a girl

this is misogyny

[stuck crescent]

You're*

[potent sage]

yeah 😎

[stuck crescent]

Ur insulting a gay

[sleek harness]

Krieg is feminist?

[lethal solstice]

The level of cope on display is amazing this is hilarious

[twin flower]

lmao

[stuck crescent]

this is homophobic

[somber stream]

Most cool looking Guard regiment in 40k is the Ultramar Auxilia

[potent sage]

[rocky spear]

Shout out to Fudge. Amazing Havok carry. Good stuff mate

[somber stream]

Hard to top roman drip

[potent sage]

IM GAY

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

[dire kayak]

can't we all just get along?

[potent sage]

!!!

[stuck crescent]

AND?

YOURE NOT SPECIAL

[potent sage]

it means i can INSULT YOU!!!

[stuck crescent]

NO

[stuck crescent]

Gonna be honest, not into roman look

[sleek harness]

Sadly we can't while Krieg Hater hates woman and Abby hates gay men

[somber stream]

Of course you don't. Welsh

[potent sage]

i dont JUST hate gay men

[stuck crescent]

Hates gay men

confirmed

[potent sage]

i hate all men

[stuck crescent]

terf

confirmed

[potent sage]

dawg

im trans

[south valve]

PLOT TWIST

[stuck crescent]

self hating terf

accept yourself

[potent sage]

true

[stuck crescent]

its not healthy

[dire kayak]

i feel shitty enough without everyone arguing all the time

[potent sage]

i dont think we're arguing

we're kinda just flinging shit at each other lol

[sleek harness]

It isn't your fault

[stuck crescent]

ITS YOUR FAULT

[south valve]

I think in a strange way they’re bonding over hating each other

[jagged void]

is havoc its own thing or does it count as heretic

[south valve]

It’s quite magical

[sleek harness]

Who

[stuck crescent]

YES

[somber stream]

Oh shit Martian

[fading otter]

Why does it seem to happen literally every time you’re here even on a different account you’re unpleasant

[sleek harness]

Okay I will consider your fault then

[wicked pike]

Hey guys what's going on in here?

[potent sage]

i didnt do nothing

[stuck crescent]

because, she just is

[potent sage]

👐🏽

[stuck crescent]

its the nature, innit?

[somber stream]

Make your question make sense

[sleek harness]

Fascism and gay hate

[potent sage]

ur coping

ur coping so hard

[wintry steeple]

i just skimmed back but i think we are discussing the coolest guards in 40k

the german ww1 guys

[potent sage]

nobody is talking about fascism or gay hate

😭

[stuck crescent]

I accept your nature

bit sad tho

[sleek harness]

You freaks were

[stuck crescent]

innit

[potent sage]

thats not how nature works 😡

[south valve]

I really can’t tell if they’re being sarcastic or not

[potent sage]

like two hours ago

[wicked pike]

I don't care for them.

[sleek harness]

Who

[south valve]

Welshie and Abby

[twin flower]

text based sarcasm be like

[sleek harness]

You mean a minute ago

[wintry steeple]

i respect ur preferences

[somber stream]

Someone ragebaited saying Krieg and Legion are alike

[wicked pike]

I like the Attilan Rough riders and Savlar chem dogs

[sleek harness]

When I don't use text punctuation:

[potent sage]

we dont use TEXT TONES here...

[stuck crescent]

Yes, that was very annoying, she will most likly do it again

[potent sage]

sorry for all the AUTS in chat

[dire kayak]

i might get some votann minis

[wicked pike]

Classic

[sleek harness]

Krieg you are the one who started it by the way

[stuck crescent]

Both of those are cool

[graceful hamlet]

Votann are just short Cadians 😏

[stuck crescent]

How did I start it?

[graceful hamlet]

this definitely isn’t ragebait

[twin flower]

Did they lose their planet too

[sleek harness]

You just did

[wicked pike]

Bait detected

[sleek harness]

There's your answer

[dire kayak]

yeah and they're sick as fuck

[potent sage]

cadians when nobody gaf about their dumb planet!!!!!

[somber stream]

I do think Valhallan and Vostroyan is one and the same

[stuck crescent]

Damn....you got me

well when the rat's right, the rat's right

[graceful hamlet]

What if they blindside us with a Votann class

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[potent sage]

SQLAR AVXILIA VICTQRY

[sleek harness]

Also pay me 100 dollars in damages

[stuck crescent]

no

[sleek harness]

Which I will totally give to Abby and not steal

[potent sage]

thanks skaven

🚬

[sleek harness]

Yeah you are welcome

[wicked pike]

One is Russian and the other is Cossack. So. You know, not much difference but they'll still be mad if you mix it up

[sleek harness]

I am so helpful

And not selfish

[stuck crescent]

Never going to forget when someone said the vostroyan were british

[graceful hamlet]

Vostroyans have silly hats so they’re cooler

[stuck crescent]

crazy

[potent sage]

cossack larpers will get mad if you call them turks or russians

[dire kayak]

vostroya? i hardly know her

[somber stream]

The slavs aren't up yet to take my delicious offering 😔

[warm maple]

hey chat do you like fanta

[wicked pike]

That's pretty funny. I'm stealing that.

[warm maple]

or do you like sunkist

[potent sage]

we like fanta

!

[stuck crescent]

I prefer J2O

[wicked pike]

It's good rage bait

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, its like they just forgot the Praetorians were a thing.

Which would be fair

[wicked pike]

I did too

[stuck crescent]

GW deffo wants to forget about them

[somber stream]

Yeah they're in the bin

[stuck crescent]

They'll get a short story, but that's about it

[somber stream]

When was there a book mentioning them?

[wicked pike]

I actually kind of like praetorians

[stuck crescent]

Ignore they did rook's rest with orks

[dire kayak]

might get the ironkin steeljacks

[somber stream]

Shhhhh you'd be accused of being a IMPERIALIST

[dire kayak]

they look quite cool

[wicked pike]

At least it wasn't pigmys

[south valve]

I prefer stormcloaks

[stuck crescent]

ych a fi

fucking hate nords

[wicked pike]

Do you mean to say the Imperium of man is.... Imperialist?

[somber stream]

Stormcloaks are puppets errected by the elves

[wicked pike]

They had one job

[warm maple]

im gonna do an imperlabist

[potent sage]

zulus arent pigmys

[somber stream]

More likely than you think

[potent sage]

zulus are bantunese peoples

[balmy pond]

question : um why does you character scream/yell when they leave the meat grinder sometimes

[south valve]

I don’t know anything about them in lore

[stuck crescent]

👍

[wicked pike]

I'm fully aware I was referencing the Warhammer fantasy race

[stuck crescent]

Nords stinky. Bretons not stinky

[potent sage]

are there pygmys in fantasy?

[south valve]

I just remember liking the blonde guy more than the other guy

[warm maple]

Bretons can say magic isn't real idiot

Sky's rims belong to the Nords

[wicked pike]

They were. I don't think so anymore

Because. Well. Just look at the images of them

[stuck crescent]

Honestly, hate we got stuck with skyrim as the latest ES game. Actually hate the nords

[potent sage]

oh my god they are MINSTRAL CARICATURES

😭

[south valve]

Sov

[warm maple]

we're gonna get a boring ES6 setting

I want that sexy hist

gimme alien environments again like morrowind

[somber stream]

Ulfric Stormcloak works in the shadow for Aldmeri Dominion. If Stormcloaks win over skyrim, it'd be under the influence of the elven empire

[potent sage]

what was i expecting from a fantasy race of "jungle dwelling dwarfs" called "pygmys" 😭

[somber stream]

Imperial is the best chance Skyrim has against the Aldmeri

[wicked pike]

Oh you poor fool

[stuck crescent]

I would like high rock-hammerfell combo meal

[south valve]

Me when I start a conversation about Skyrim only to realise I know nothing about Skyrim

[warm maple]

its full of ruins

[stuck crescent]

Trust me, its better that way

[warm maple]

and cave elves

[south valve]

I just hit stuff and didn’t pay attention to the story

[warm maple]

fucking cave elves

they should go back to their caves

[somber stream]

KILL ELVES

[south valve]

Thieves guild was cool af though

[wicked pike]

Skyrim under the control of the elves will be better off

[stuck crescent]

Damn, that type of talk would get you banned from the Elder kings discord

[potent sage]

yeah they genuinely just are racist stereotypes of pygmy peoples

thanks warhammer fantasy

[warm maple]

Also you can steal natives hearts from them and they'll die

[potent sage]

thanks 80s-90s commodification of racialism

🙏🏽

[stuck crescent]

👍

[dire kayak]

votann minis do look quite cool now that i look at them

[stuck crescent]

I sleep now

nos da

[dire kayak]

but most of them require me to know how to paint faces

[warm maple]

I don't like Elder Scrolls all that much so thats fine LUL

[wicked pike]

I was appalled and fascinated by this tidbit and now you can be too

[potent sage]

are they still canon?

[south valve]

I hope not

[somber stream]

I remember some guy here said he won't be buying TES 6 despite owning all the previous TES due to Todd's malpractice

[south valve]

I think everyone who worked on them was fired or something

[somber stream]

I never laughed so hard

[wicked pike]

I seriously doubt it.

[south valve]

I heard that

[wicked pike]

The only mention of them I have ever seen is on the wikis

[south valve]

6 messages in a row that start with I, we’re all so egotistical 😔

[wicked pike]

I disagree

[somber stream]

I concur

[south valve]

I broke the chain, damn it

[dire kayak]

hoouuuggghhh

[warm maple]

really if theres one thing I want

its the return of OP bullshit

Like morrowinds alchemy and magic system

[south valve]

There was so op stuff in Skyrim

[potent sage]

is there racism in 40k

[south valve]

Like that shout that made everything take like 1 hit to kill

[somber stream]

Mark for death?

[south valve]

Yeah

That one

[somber stream]

That shit barely do anything on Legendary

[warm maple]

yeah, it depends on the difficulty I think

[south valve]

I only played on the easy baby difficulties I think

[somber stream]

🫵 👶

[south valve]

NO

[somber stream]

I jest

[dire kayak]

painted is this a scenario 3

[south valve]

IT ISNT TRUE 😔

[warm maple]

Chat, change his diapers

[south valve]

Yes

Mandated edict: I’m telling mommy

[potent sage]

Mandated edict: im killing myself

[dire kayak]

imagining that in the male maul voice was the funniest shit ever-

[potent sage]

Mandated edict: lost in the sauce

Mandated edict: forced femininization

[dire kayak]

mandated edict: castration by cyber-mastiff

[potent sage]

mandated edict: the torture labrynthine

[south valve]

“Mandated edict: a good kicking” remains my favourite

[warm maple]

mauls version of a good kicking is several broken ribs

[potent sage]

arbites are such chuds bro

"did you just say something mean to me?? mandated edict: vaporizing your fucking face off you fucking dick"
proceeds to not vaporize the guy's face off

all bark 🙏🏽

[south valve]

But their mastiffs bite

Check mate

[warm maple]

It is literally their jobs that they do daily

It is quite literally not all bark

[potent sage]

"heh.... b-but their mastiffs bite!"

[astral laurel]

I think they're reminding you that there ARE things they COULD do to you if you weren't under the protection of the All Seeing I

[potent sage]

why dont they shoot me then

[astral laurel]

But you ARE an Inquisitorial warband member.

[south valve]

I think she means more like how they say it to the rejects

[astral laurel]

Rannick would be mildly annoyed because that would mean paperwork.

[dire kayak]

i think if darktide was lore accurate every hive scum on the mourningstar is dead

same with the psykers

[south valve]

Could be

[astral laurel]

Again, the psykers and the hive gangers are under the Inquisition. There's not much that can be done to them.

[south valve]

I mean, it’s an alliance

[potent sage]

inquisitor grendyl states that marshal vorturn and his lil goon squad has authority over the warband because he speaks for "holy law"

[warm maple]

I mean, give it time

They might still be all dead by the end of the game lol

[south valve]

Wasn’t there an alliance between humanity and orks once?

[south valve]

True

[astral laurel]

Also everyone knows the best Arby is the tired of everyone's shit one.

[warm maple]

It is a stay of execution, as far as we know once the fight is over they might just get blammed

[potent sage]

fatalist

raaah i love femfatalist

raaaah

[south valve]

Rannick regains control in the mortis trials dialogue

[potent sage]

whats that dialogue like

[south valve]

Very good

[astral laurel]

yee. Fatalist is best arby.

[south valve]

Because Rannick’s in it

[dire kayak]

darktide does not have a good ending regardless of who wins

[somber stream]

Ork Mercenaries worked with the Inquisition in several occassions, very limited though

[astral laurel]

Rannick speaks dark elf btw

[south valve]

Oh right

[astral laurel]

He says "mot juste"

[warm maple]

look it up its 2 sesssions of 6 lines of dialogue lol

[nocturne bloom]

New class

[somber stream]

The Aeldaries work much more regular and on a larger scale

[astral laurel]

Everyone knows that French is the language of the Dark Elves.

[somber stream]

Would be funny ngl

[south valve]

I wish Zorin got more dialogue

[nocturne bloom]

Blows up chaos spawn with mind

[south valve]

I want him and Hadron to flirt more

[warm maple]

Don't really work with Orks and more like you point them in a different direction and get the fuck out of the way (except kind of freebooters)

[astral laurel]

The one character that flirts with Hadron is whatshisface

[south valve]

Zorin

[dire kayak]

psyker gameplay:

[astral laurel]

No it's the spy guy

[somber stream]

Working with Orkz is too cool and GW won't allow cool things to happen

[potent sage]

proctor-exactant zorin is a nothingburger character

[astral laurel]

Whose name I forget

[south valve]

“Atoma now falls under the jurisdiction of the Adeptus Arbites” 🗣️ 🔥

[dire kayak]

psyker should get psychic explosion staff

[dire kayak]

most fire line ever said

[fair bridge]

gams on linux are running great

[astral laurel]

They have that

[fair bridge]

this is so weird

[dire kayak]

blows up wolfer with mind

[potent sage]

ah-dep-tuzz ar-beh-tays

[astral laurel]

who would win: The Ultramarines or a stick

[south valve]

I wish he would be in mission dialogue like the others

[dire kayak]

how do you even pronounce arbites

[cosmic burrow]

Hello

[potent sage]

ar-beh-teys

[nocturne bloom]

But better

[somber stream]

ARG BEE TEES

[south valve]

I’ve heard like everyone say it differently

[stuck crescent]

Pigs

[dire kayak]

PLEASE FATSHARK GIVE US ZORIN MISSIONS

[potent sage]

saying it like 'our-bites' is dumb

[dire kayak]

that's how i say it

meanie

[graceful hamlet]

“Hey Orkies, big fight down there, here teeth. Crump spikey gits. Don’t crump friends” boom, ez lore explanation

[south valve]

Nvm I actually agree

[potent sage]

its "ar-bih-tays"

[south valve]

Ar bi tees

[astral laurel]

I say "Are-Bee-Tees"

[graceful hamlet]

Itty bitty arb-itties

[south valve]

Because you don’t say as tart tays

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[potent sage]

its literally how zorin says it

[teal token]

[somber stream]

The Zealot having an aneurysm in the corner:

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[warm maple]

Arbeetus

[south valve]

Well the characters in game also say gooliman

[warm maple]

I got arbeetus

[stuck crescent]

Good night, jerry

[somber stream]

Arbideez

[potent sage]

where are you even getting these pronunciations from

[astral laurel]

DID YOU KNOW: there are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky? NOW YOU KNOW.

[stuck crescent]

Brain

obviously

[warm maple]

diahbeetus

[teal token]

Hello comrade Hater of Krieg

[south valve]

Hello Monsieur Jerry

[potent sage]

why dont they pronounce it like the french

"ghee-yee-mahn"

[teal token]

Hello comrade Painted

[potent sage]

roh-boot ghee-yee-mahn

[dire kayak]

ay-r-bits

[teal token]

[astral laurel]

It's row boat girly man

[teal token]

Hello comrade goober hot lined

[warm maple]

gooner

[potent sage]

like disco elysium

[blazing ibex]

Because that's a French pronunciation and no one should ever subject themselves to that kind of suffering

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

iate all the planes

[south valve]

I don’t think the French are often looked to as a source for guidance on pronunciation

[potent sage]

guillaume Le million

[potent sage]

well thats how its always been historically pronounced

[astral laurel]

It's funny to me how the French absolutely HATE Canadian French

[potent sage]

because the name guilliman is a french rooted name

[astral laurel]

Yeah but Games Workshop is British so they can't actually speak French

[gloomy tartan]

FRENCH

🇫🇷

[warm maple]

James yorkshop

[astral laurel]

They say everything with an English accent and it fucks it all up

[warm maple]

yorkslop

[potent sage]

the english fuck everything up

[dire kayak]

should i buy votann

[astral laurel]

• said by every indigenous group the English have ever invaded

[potent sage]

yeah

[dire kayak]

im kinda falling in love with the ironkin steeljacks

[potent sage]

im comanche

goog...,.,.,.,.,

[south valve]

goog

[astral laurel]

I'm of Scottish descent

[warm maple]

goog

[potent sage]

the british didnt fuck w/ us tho

the spanish did

[astral laurel]

The Yanks also did

[potent sage]

and we killed them all and then enslaved them

[astral laurel]

Fuckin' Yanks.

[potent sage]

and then the yanks killed us all and enslaved us

yeah

fuckin yanks

[astral laurel]

Fuckin' hate the Yanks

[potent sage]

yanks ruin everything

[astral laurel]

(I'm Canadian)

[warm maple]

I wish someone would just kill me without the enslaving part

just absolutely

ruin me

[potent sage]

real

are u indigenous canadian

[astral laurel]

The Yanks tried to invade us and failed.

[warm maple]

just obliterate my consciousness from the mortal plane

[potent sage]

or european canadian

are u metis

[astral laurel]

I am not metis nor First Nations, no.

[potent sage]

goog

[astral laurel]

But I was born here.

[potent sage]

are you a quebecker

[south valve]

goog

[astral laurel]

Tabarnak non.

[warm maple]

goog

[potent sage]

french-canadian

got it

[astral laurel]

I have a VERY healthy appreciation for les quebecois.

No, I'm Ontarian

[potent sage]

i see

bland ass canadian

[cosmic burrow]

Ontarion

[astral laurel]

There are French Canadians who aren't Quebecois, though. They're the Acadiens

[potent sage]

MONGOL WARRIOR

[astral laurel]

The fuck is this absolute nerd

I vote NDP.

[blazing ibex]

Oh dear.

[south valve]

This will be interesting

[potent sage]

i vote albertan seperatism

[cosmic burrow]

Im not from canada

[astral laurel]

You are dead to me, abby.

[cosmic burrow]

Not even on the same continent

[potent sage]

goog.......

[warm maple]

so when is canada gonna become the 51st state?

[potent sage]

im comanche

[warm maple]

[cosmic burrow]

Hopefully never

[astral laurel]

Gonna block that cunt...

[balmy pond]

I have a mate who's from British Colombia and he says the albertian independence movement is a iraqy psy op lmfao

[potent sage]

unfortunately we are still breathing

[astral laurel]

It's a fascist GOP psyop.

[potent sage]

we have been humiliated to live on abandoned neighborhoods poisoned by oil and CIA planted drugs

and oklahoma

[astral laurel]

It's the fuckin' christo-fascist cunts in the US government.

[potent sage]

oklahoma SUCKS

i hate indian territory

its a genuine wasteland

[warm maple]

is oklahoma that bad

[potent sage]

u could hide a body out in oklahoma proper and nobody would find it

[dire kayak]

im gonna leave kaito alone for a week

[astral laurel]

Yeah they would, it's fuckin' flat. Where are you hiding it

[potent sage]

the dead grass extends up to your knees

[astral laurel]

Leave a corpse on the ground you can see it across the state.

[potent sage]

theres also a ton of soft soil

there are also trails of wild hounds that roam oklahoma and they'll eat anything

its like the uh

highway of tears yk

[astral laurel]

It's like Washington DC got it.

[potent sage]

washington DC has virtually no crime

this is because it's the capital

[astral laurel]

I want to follow in my ancestors' footsteps and set fire to DC.

[marsh iris]

the division in washington dc

[astral laurel]

This is why I will never go to the US. They won't let me.

[potent sage]

i will follow in my ancestors' footsteps and roam the plains on horse, shooting every colonial invader i see..................

fwapoosh

thats the sound of my bow

[somber stream]

That sounds kinda racist ngl

[astral laurel]

The US has never won a war on its own.

[cosmic burrow]

Usa as it is, is a rotting corpse of an empire

[astral laurel]

Always has been

[potent sage]

yes it is

[south valve]

General has been a fucking wild ride tonight

[astral laurel]

And has won none of them on its own.

[cosmic burrow]

During coldwar? Not it wasnt

[blazing ibex]

Yeah...

[potent sage]

i like the uhm

[marsh iris]

mongol ladies riding horses

[potent sage]

i like that one kill team

with the nurgle dudes

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah cool

[potent sage]

no actually

i like the blooded

[astral laurel]

Nurgle maybe

And Khorne

[potent sage]

those are the traitor guardsmen right

i like traitor guardsmen

[cosmic burrow]

I hate that world became so fucking fixated on money alone

[astral laurel]

yay late stage capitalism

Become socialist. Help your fellow human out. Do unspeakable things to fascists.

[cosmic burrow]

Yeah every system has its end

[potent sage]

@south valve if u had to pick a kill team besides exaction squad, which one would u pick

[astral laurel]

Annd that's another block. We ain't gonna take that shit from no fucker

[south valve]

Uhhh

Idk any tbh

[astral laurel]

I am on a roll tonight girls

[south valve]

I don’t play tabletop

[cosmic burrow]

Who did you block

[astral laurel]

Not important now~

[cosmic burrow]

Then you arent human

Communist arent human

[south valve]

Am I high? Wtf is going on

[potent sage]

i dont know

[warm maple]

people going crazy

[cosmic burrow]

You as matter of fact arent

[potent sage]

i am not involved with this one

[cosmic burrow]

Im not from usa dumbass

[flint flame]

day 500 of the most braindead takes in darktide server

[astral laurel]

I think I'm going to duck out of this coversation before I say something someone will regret.

[cosmic burrow]

Ok?

[blazing ibex]

I think the conversation just needs to stop lol

[cosmic burrow]

Good choice

Yep

[stark bobcat]

Lmao, 2nd time I check back into genchat

[astral laurel]

A Canadian has gone to the moon

[stark bobcat]

Same thing

[astral laurel]

Canada stays winning

[balmy pond]

Wondering convos in the darktide general chat today

[south valve]

This server is incredible in the fact that there was one time people were talking about sniffing Hadron’s armpits and yet somehow I’d rather go back to that conversation than stay in the current one

[stark bobcat]

I saw a Canadian once

[warm maple]

I'd sniff your arm pits

[south valve]

Nvm

[warm maple]

[south valve]

I take it all back

[blazing ibex]

[nocturne bloom]

why does this only happen while im driving

[south valve]

I regret everything

[flint flame]

much to think about

[potent sage]

uhm anyways

[south valve]

EYES ON THE ROAD

[warm maple]

[potent sage]

🚬

[warm maple]

thursdays, right?

[potent sage]

you arent a very good leftist you are not for the support of oppressed sexual/gender minorities

that i will say

goodluck with like not getting banned or something

[nocturne bloom]

too late, already hit a mom van of 6

[potent sage]

u probably shouldnt be on ur phone

[somber stream]

Sir this is Wendy's

[blazing ibex]

the mom should have locked in

not your fault

[nocturne bloom]

im literally in my chair eating beef and broccoli take out

hush

[south valve]

You’re a Soviet?

[potent sage]

okay dude

[nocturne bloom]

she wouldnt make it in rocket league ong

[flint flame]

when i get my funny fiction agendas so interwoven into my real life ones it becomes my only personality trait

[somber shoal]

KYS

[south valve]

When do we get the mods?

[somber stream]

Let things run its course

[warm maple]

bro just keeps repeating it

[somber stream]

I tend to avoid pol talkers like this one lol, so much headache

[potent sage]

we get it bro you are a revisionist 🙏🏽

we dont want you

[cosmic burrow]

<@&735928989146939404>

[blazing ibex]

i mean

[flint flame]

the humble ragebaiter on a saturday morning

[twin flower]

[blazing ibex]

it probably wouldnt be happening if chat didn't get as wildly political as it did to begin with

[nocturne bloom]

worst ragebait of the day

[balmy pond]

He's not even a revisionist just homoeopathic, or a troll lmfao

[blazing ibex]

but that's just my two cents on the matter

[potent sage]

thanks dilara !

[minor narwhal]

why did i have to click on this chat just now

[south valve]

Tbf, he just kinda showed up and started saying that

[marsh iris]

[astral laurel]

BASED.

[nocturne bloom]

the voices

[potent sage]

nothing ever prompted him saying that

[cosmic burrow]

Thanks my lady

[blazing ibex]

Thanks.

[marsh iris]

darktide discord once again edged and fell

[balmy pond]

This....common in chat?

[somber shoal]

Its a bot. There were no computers or smartphones in the 13th and 14th centuries.

[somber stream]

No...?

Maybe

[potent sage]

homophobia, transphobia, racism or any sort of oppressive hatred against the victims of institutional oppression WHILE calling yourself a "leftist" is very revisionist

its borderline reactionary

[astral laurel]

Can't be leftist and be a bigot.

[potent sage]

church 🔥

[somber shoal]

Its Borderline Personality Disorder...

[balmy pond]

Yea this pretty much

[cosmic burrow]

Yes you can.

To the right side of the spectrum

[potent sage]

i want to buy a warhammer mini

[somber shoal]

I dunno, I really DO hate fascists... 🥴 👉 👈

[potent sage]

i dont really know what to buy tho

[astral laurel]

If you're "on the right of the spectrum" you are not leftist.

[astral laurel]

That's not bigotry, that's just normal.

[potent sage]

hating fascists isnt bigoted lol

any normal person is against western fascism

anyways

[potent sage]

should i buy like

a starter set

or a killteam set

i dont actually know if im going to play tabletop

[blazing ibex]

Talks of politics can always attract dumbasses who feel the need for attention. It's a slippery slope the second conversation steeps into that territory.

[potent sage]

the characters look very cool tho

[rain idol]

Logically I want to tell you you shouldn’t but personally I find it fun so go ahead

[somber shoal]

Start with a kill team if you like that you can add them into a large combat patrol later on if you want.

[potent sage]

do the boxes come with paints and glue and tools or do i need to buy those on my own

[south valve]

You might be right, but this didn’t seem like one of those cases to me. I do agree that the amount of politics we talk about can be a little excessive though

[rain idol]

On your own but they’re pretty cheep

[somber stream]

The need to talk about politics and irl ideologies in a gaming server in this place is insane

I mean sure once or twice a day is alright

But 5 consecutive hours about killing people like that one time is just insane

[potent sage]

I DIDNT START THIS ONE

[south valve]

It does happen A LOT tbf

[potent sage]

i would just like to say that

☝🏽

he said that shit on his own volition

i abstained

[somber stream]

Not pointing fingers here

[rain idol]

Damn are people really entertained by this 😭

[potent sage]

all i did was call him out for it

[somber shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-frieren-フリーレン-fern-フェルン-gif-7393526705896726552

[cosmic lynx]

probably entertained by riling shit up. bored people stirring the pot.

[nocturne bloom]

downhill battle there

[potent sage]

i think

i will buy one of those tiny sets

and then i will anxiously drive down to a store and waddle myself in and talk to people

i hate talking with people

[south valve]

They’re really talkative in the GW shops in my experience

Good luck

[somber stream]

Gotta sell those minis lol

[rain idol]

It gets boring about 15 minutes into the instigation

[somber stream]

Make a list, present the list, take the items and go home

[hazy kestrel]

Hello hello

[south valve]

Or hit them with the “I’m just browsing”

[somber shoal]

https://www.warhammer.com/en-US/other-games-kill-team-LP Dunno where you are at but you don't have to talk now if you don't want to.

[potent sage]

there's a warhammer store near me

i can take a drive down there and scope it out

[cosmic lynx]

are they hot and single?

sorry dumb joke

[nocturne bloom]

every time i upgrade my phone and theres one of those people that pitch that exact phone i like to ask what features it has and what it can do and then pull said phone out after and say they are full of shit

[rain idol]

That’s what I do “hey you got this box? Cool thank you” and just bugger off after answering three questions and a “this your first model?”

[potent sage]

is it true that you get a free character every month

do i get to pick which one i want

[bold oasis]

Is the real purpose of an Imperium barber to hide mutant features?

[somber stream]

Used to be 1 model per new customer

mini* pardon

[potent sage]

well in the olden days

they had barber-chirurgeons

or barber-surgeons

who would preform cosmetic services as well as immediate medical attention

[astral laurel]

It wasn't uncommon for a ship's carpenter to also be a surgeon.

[rain idol]

If your good enough at it might befriend a rouge trader “Abelard? Tell him to give me the bossie fade” “yes madam”

[south valve]

And chop your limbs off

[potent sage]

when you lowcreedkenuinely visit the barber-chirurgeon on your battle barge but he's from tallarn so he lowk hits you up with the bedouin uncle v-sharp fade

[nocturne bloom]

hot take, beef and broccoli bowls with oyster sauce are nasty garlic or soy/savory is best

[astral laurel]

Surgeon stole my tongue.

[rain idol]

This would kill a Victorian peasant

[potent sage]

does the imperium have any seacraft

like actual battleships

[astral laurel]

Probably

[cosmic lynx]

did your make or order it?

[potent sage]

because incron is entirely just ocean

[astral laurel]

There are ocean worlds and you can actually be from one in Darktide.

[potent sage]

and the moebian 21st is a sea-to-combat based regiment

[nocturne bloom]

not my fault the oyster sauce 9/10 overpowers everything else

[rain idol]

There’s something like that one some water worlds

And occasionally old boat tech from ww2

[jaunty path]

Can someone tell me why servitors taste so good

[rain idol]

Iron

[astral laurel]

Why are you eating servitors

[rain idol]

Good for you

[potent sage]

i really like the tallarns

i wish they were more diverse ethnically tho

i dont think they should just be arab bedouins (even tho they are inspired by the bedouins) because having a regiment based off a single real-world culture is effectively just race essentislism

i wouldnt mind brown or black or asian-esque tallarns

[jaunty path]

Well I was starving not eating in like 2 days and I found a crippled medicae one on the field. I shot its head open with a lasgun and it was all nice and mostly well cooked. It looked edible so I took a small bite. And it honestly wasn't half bad.

[potent sage]

but they are all so PALE in the art

[jaunty path]

Better than corpse starch

[potent sage]

i guess thats intentional cus yk "lawrence of arabia lisan-al gaib" or whatever

[astral laurel]

weird

[jaunty path]

Hows it weird

[astral laurel]

WEIRD.

[jaunty path]

HOW

[astral laurel]

Everyone knows you don't eat meat.

[cosmic lynx]

sounds like you drink embalming fluid

[astral laurel]

You eat bones.

[jaunty path]

Fym

I love meat

[astral laurel]

Third person "you"

[jaunty path]

YOU eat bones, avian.

[nocturne bloom]

i, am a meat eater

[astral laurel]

Who doesn't eat bones? Bones are good eating.

[nocturne bloom]

bones are only good if its bone broth

[cosmic lynx]

truth

[astral laurel]

bones crunchy.

mmmm femur

[jaunty path]

Well you can probably chip off a bit of the cranium in a servitor

[astral laurel]

Why would I sink to eating a servitor

[jaunty path]

Don't know how much "man" is left on them things

[jaunty path]

Think about how much they work

Their meat HAS to be tender

And well cooked

[cosmic lynx]

embalmed as fuck

[jaunty path]

Shush

[astral laurel]

I don't need cooked meat I can just eat bones.

[jaunty path]

Ok but servitors taste good

Try one

[astral laurel]

No they don't.

[jaunty path]

Or two

[nocturne bloom]

missus is the type of person who drank the embalming fluid in fallout nv because they didnt know what it was

[jaunty path]

How tf u know

[astral laurel]

They're made of weird religious robot parts.

[jaunty path]

They have

Meat.

[cosmic lynx]

i imagine theres a ton of that goin around though

[astral laurel]

Why would I eat them when I can eat a space marine.

[balmy pond]

Aren't servitors like people

[jaunty path]

2 much shell

[jaunty path]

Well. Somewhere. Probably.

[astral laurel]

Ceramite doesn't hold up against repeated strikes.

[jaunty path]

But who cares? They taste good

[cosmic lynx]

sorry

wrongreply

i type gud

[astral laurel]

Also I have shattered the scales of a dragon, I think I can break ceramite.

[cosmic lynx]

thats a hot topic

[hazy kestrel]

The what

[potent sage]

poop butt

poop butt poop butt fart

[balmy pond]

You can drink embalming fluid? Where

[potent sage]

am i wrong for not liking fallout 4

or fallout 76

or even new vegas

or 3

i liked fallout 1 and 2 those were cool

[astral laurel]

I don't like Fallout either

The lore is bad.

[cosmic lynx]

depends on who you talk to

[astral laurel]

Satire is good, lore bad. The US could NEVER win against Canada.

[potent sage]

nate "THE RAKE" fallout

[balmy pond]

Fallout has so much potential yet Todd just sits on it

[potent sage]

#1 occupational-annex war criminal

[astral laurel]

Todd just sits on everything Bethesda has made.

[potent sage]

todd when he destroys years of masterfully crafted lore because he likes the BoS or something idk

[cosmic lynx]

can't argue that. maybe he doesn't wanna work harder.

[balmy pond]

Like the last mainline Fallout game was in 2014-5?

[astral laurel]

Skyrim is the shittiest Elder Scrolls game and yet it's been 15 years and all they've released in that time is like fifteen different rereleases of Skyrim and one Oblivion remaster by a third party.

[potent sage]

i dont really like any besthesda games in general

[balmy pond]

Or have someother company make one

[potent sage]

all their melee and gun systems feel so flat and artifical and lazy

[delicate vapor]

Just hit my toe against the curb

[potent sage]

and the gameplay is no better either

[cosmic lynx]

i like the mod platforms that bethesda pushes out

[potent sage]

new vegas and fallout 3 get away with it because they are older games

[astral laurel]

Bethesda games are in the modern era a mile wide but an inch deep and use the same fucking engine as TES I: Arena did in the FUCKING 90s.

[potent sage]

i like point and click

i like fo1 and fo2

i know that sounds pretentious and chuddy and "oooh muh muh OLD fallout" but i really liked the desolate nature of the original two

[astral laurel]

FO1/2 are not Bethesda games and are also called cRPGs, not point and click

[balmy pond]

I liked 3,NV and someparts of 76

[astral laurel]

point and click is stuff like Myst

[cosmic lynx]

its whatever. you like what you like.

[delicate vapor]

Limping my corpse around

[potent sage]

point-and-click isometric crpgs

whatever

[cosmic lynx]

ever see the wasteland games?

[potent sage]

i played caravan on newgrounds

that was pretty good

[jaunty path]

always knew you were a chud

[cosmic lynx]

I don't know what that is.

[balmy pond]

Oh and 4 , who ever made far harbour needs to do main quest lines
But my favourite is fallout new london

[potent sage]

its like an old fallout-esque survival game

where you manage a trading caravan

[cosmic lynx]

nice. you might like wasteland 3? https://store.steampowered.com/app/719040/Wasteland_3/

[potent sage]

kinda like the oregon trail

[potent sage]

is this the robot reagan game

[nocturne bloom]

yea sit there like redguard doesnt exist

[potent sage]

yes it is

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

redguard was the worst tes game

cool story, dog ass game

[cosmic lynx]

i never really considered that a genre but yeah i guess youre right

[astral laurel]

Time to flip my laundry then go to bed.

[south valve]

It’s 5am

Time to go to sleep at a normal human time

[nocturne bloom]

tes blades and battlespire were also WAY worse than skyrim

so saying skyrim is the worst is just blind

[cosmic lynx]

its really easy to forget those exist

especially since blades recently shut down i believe

[nocturne bloom]

yea you know why

THEY ARE BAD

horrible

battlespire barely even works

bet you never heard of TES Shadowkey or Stormhold either

[simple cliff]

Forgot how gun martry build is.

[cosmic lynx]

i kinda like TES:O. even though its development is not all bethesda. its alright.

[simple cliff]

Except when a newer player injects me with a healing steam. MY STACKS! MY PRECIOUS STACKS!

[nocturne bloom]

point being, if youve actually been with TES for a while and just arent someone who played skyrim morrowind and oblivion, you know damn well skyrim isnt the worst tes game lol

[cosmic lynx]

[potent sage]

what weapons are u using

what weapons are u using

[simple cliff]

I was using shock maul. Now i am using crusher.

I am just levleing things to mastery 20 so I keept swapping.,

[nocturne bloom]

best mastery strat is money. glad i did it that way long ago

[cosmic lynx]

not everyone got that scratch to burn

i agree though

even thought the ui is freakin torture

[potent sage]

is arbites actually going to get any new cosmetics?

they seem really limited in terms of style lol

[cosmic lynx]

think thats because of GW

[delicate vapor]

oh these egg whites and hot sauce are good

[nocturne bloom]

you really are Australian

[delicate vapor]

my asian part suddenly not being there

[nocturne bloom]

you live in au

nothing else is relevant rn

[potent sage]

oh my goodness gracious i just saw some fire magistratum/palanite art

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

unless its the femboy part

[delicate vapor]

nope

[nocturne bloom]

pink knee socks in your mailbox tomorrow btw

[delicate vapor]

nope

[nocturne bloom]

yea the shipping just updated

[delicate vapor]

ill burn them on cam

[nocturne bloom]

sorry but they have a intumescent coating

good luck

[delicate vapor]

nope

[sleek harness]

Lamia

[nocturne bloom]

this is your destiny

it calls you

[delicate vapor]

nurp

[sleek harness]

Elios

[nocturne bloom]

its ok, i know what you really are

[delicate vapor]

nope

[delicate vapor]

NakedMoleThing

[sleek harness]

Not my name

[potent sage]

goog goog goog goog goog goog

[potent sage]

im googin int

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

goog. . .

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

we have a 1 year anniversary Lamia where is my nitro

[somber stream]

Ketchup, mustard or mayo to use with Fries?

[nocturne bloom]

mustard

[delicate vapor]

ketchup or mustard

[somber stream]

Interesting

[hazy kestrel]

All 3

[somber stream]

May i introduce

Mayo-wasabi mix

[hazy kestrel]

One last trip…to Flavortown.

[sleek harness]

Salt

[nocturne bloom]

a good grainy mustard is peak

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

Salt is the best thing to put on french fries

[hazy kestrel]

I love a sweet /
spicy mustard

[delicate vapor]

quit super reacting

[somber stream]

You get the taste AND high at the same time

[hazy kestrel]

Wasabi is nice

I like it a lot

[delicate vapor]

how about i get high and eat that

100 grams of edibles

[somber stream]

Did you know, if you melt wasabi and

No maybe that's a bit too advanced

[simple cliff]

I just had a dog pounce me but missing... AND THEN BOUNCING OFF A WALL INTO ME!

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me the wasabi lore

[misty trench]

are edibles legal down under now?

[hazy kestrel]

:(

Hello Aquila

[misty trench]

yo

I'm eating quinoa and chilli rn

with sour cream

[delicate vapor]

well

idk im not too deep into it but my friend has a lot of it

anytime i help him he pays me in edibles

[misty trench]

I see I see lmao

[delicate vapor]

like brownies mostly

but holy he doesnt lie when they hit me cause of my weight

[misty trench]

best to take your time with those yea

[somber stream]

They be really nice deep fried

Put some salmon inside

[delicate vapor]

i only took 1 and got knocked out

[nocturne bloom]

i do too but a really good grain based one is amazing

[misty trench]

deep fried quinoa?

[somber stream]

Yeaaah

Like those rice cake, see?

[delicate vapor]

missing chicken salt

[misty trench]

huh I'll have to give that a go

[misty trench]

TRU, I'm very sparing with my usage tho because getting more is import only xdd

[fair bridge]

about to test darktide now

[rocky radish]

In New Zealand there was something called cheesy wheezies. It's fries, covered with melted cheese, salsa, mayo, and sometimes barbecue sauce. Basically a delicious future heart attack

[fair bridge]

so far it's running great

[delicate vapor]

$10000 import for a container

[misty trench]

I should really learn how to make my own chicken salt, surely it can't be that hard

[simple cliff]

Guys. Before the pox hounds got poxed. what kind of dwag do you think they were?

[rocky radish]

Good boys

[shell goblet]

chaos hounds likely

[simple cliff]

I bet they were labs.

[delicate vapor]

actually it isnt

[misty trench]

my favourite heart attack meal is a cheeky halal snack pack

[simple cliff]

Nah, labs or goldens.