general-chat

[tired steeple]

peel?

oh

no I eat it then the wrap

[south valve]

How so?

[tired steeple]

it just varies a lot

one of them is your handler from armoured core 6

who you never see the face of

[visual vortex]

The voice?

[tired steeple]

then you've got usual stuff like astarion from bg3

[visual vortex]

Why are people like this

[tired steeple]

I mean a good voice goes a long way

[south valve]

People who thirst for Astarion are insane

[tired steeple]

people really want hadron just for how she talks to you

[visual vortex]

A good voice on a toxic person

[south valve]

He's like a pervy old man

[visual vortex]

Abd combo

[south valve]

I will DIE on this hill

[visual vortex]

I dont

[brave slate]

Handler Walter does have that gruff older man voice that tickles a lot of fancies

[visual vortex]

I actually hate her

[tired steeple]

yeah

what else

oh right

see the new uhh

model

witht he commissar woman

on a tank

[south valve]

I also eat rappers

[tired steeple]

yeah she finds the woman pretty hot

[visual vortex]

Who?

[tired steeple]

idk her name

she has a chainsword and power fist

[visual vortex]

Wait there's a tank in the mourningstar?

[tired steeple]

no

new model

for the tabletop

[brave slate]

I'm guessing the theme is authoritative voices and appearances

[south valve]

Does she like Maul?

[visual vortex]

Severreine raine?

I think is how you say it

[tired steeple]

I think so

[visual vortex]

Ew no

She's ugly

Physically and because it's a piece of plastic

[tired steeple]

nvm

found it

"commissar graves"

I don't see it cause she's weird and bald but whatever to each their own

and somehow this other weird guy called magos autokratoris blacksea

she really likes that one

[visual vortex]

Hang on

Magos autokratoris blacksea

That's for me to copy

I got nothing searching it up

[rich adder]

Has anyone seen the famous lorg

???

[visual vortex]

No

[south valve]

lorg?

I hardly norg

[tired steeple]

that's because magos blacksea is me

there is no magos blacksea

[rich adder]

Yes lorg the goat

[visual vortex]

Oh my god i am actually so stupid

[tired steeple]

it's okay

[visual vortex]

Natural selection wouldve wiped my ass out

[dire kayak]

vostroya? i hardly know her

[south valve]

What is this mystical lorg?

[rich adder]

Dude it’s a organ that lowkey tears up havoc 40’s

[visual vortex]

Plottwist: Lorg is you and you're trying to fish for glaze

[rich adder]

It’s basically a “letmesoloher” from Elden ring but for havocs💀

Shiiiii noooo

My organs name is discharge💀💀

[tired steeple]

what to play today

[visual vortex]

Terraria

[rich adder]

Ogran*

[south valve]

Ohhhh

[rich adder]

No but fr dudes lowkey nice bruh👀

[nocturne bloom]

[south valve]

I was so confused at how a body part was beating havoc 😭

[visual vortex]

What weapons

[rich adder]

Pickaxe

[nocturne bloom]

Ogryn?

[rich adder]

Yes🫠

[visual vortex]

Ranged?

[midnight magnet]

Ogryn best!

In all ways. 😄

[rich adder]

I think rumbler

[visual vortex]

So the meta

Rock?

[midnight magnet]

I use pickaxe and big ass shotgun.

Most of time.

[visual vortex]

Kickback?

[midnight magnet]

Yes.

[visual vortex]

I actually like the ripper

[south valve]

Kickback is so goated

[visual vortex]

I love the kickback

[south valve]

You'd think it'd be a bad weapon that's just fun to use

but it's actually really useful

AND fun

[midnight magnet]

It was bad at the launch of game, like worst we could use.

[visual vortex]

Rumbler is fun only for the "flomp!" Sound

[dire kayak]

mewo

meow

[midnight magnet]

But now, it's amazing.

[visual vortex]

kickback has a nice

[south valve]

Knocking down crushers is so satisfying

[visual vortex]

"Bowech" sound

[nocturne bloom]

Too much knocking down

Where's the knocking up fans at

[visual vortex]

Plasma does the same

If you hit tje head

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

It pisses me off

That the ripper

The sniper shotgun

[south valve]

but plasma is virgin

and kickback is

[visual vortex]

Sucks at shooting long distance

[visual vortex]

I like plasma and infantry lasgun

[south valve]

It's fun

I do just wish it wasn't meta, if that makes any sense

same with dueling sword

[visual vortex]

Duelling sword is more lame than plasma

Because plasma makes a

[south valve]

I wanna feel like a fencer though

[visual vortex]

"VHROMM" sound

When warning charged

And shines a green

And turns red hot

[marsh iris]

hot balls

[nocturne bloom]

I love how everyone was for plasmas not long ago and now its like, one of the only things I see people whine about

[visual vortex]

I like plasma

[midnight magnet]

Ogryn can not use plasma, unless it's some kind of snack!

[visual vortex]

I play both ogryn and vet

Except i am harder on ogryn because i know the class can be better

[south valve]

I think most people would say vet is better

[visual vortex]

Vet is

But i play both ogryn and vet

Because i like both

[green vector]

i play all 6

[visual vortex]

But vet deals more damage faster

[green vector]

cause im a gigachad

[visual vortex]

And is just a lot better

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Ogryn doesnt reqard you as much

[midnight magnet]

We are all pals!

[dire kayak]

i just ate a stick of radium >w<

[south valve]

How'd it taste?

[midnight magnet]

That means we can use you as radiation stick.

[brave slate]

That's why they call it radi-yum

[marsh iris]

😛

[hazy kestrel]

Tinkering with my modlist yet again.

Will I break it? Who knows!

[midnight magnet]

I only once used mods in the game, when they broke loading if our last played character was Ogryn.

And that mod helped with that.

[whole glade]

do yall think Curze served before dying?

[green vector]

ogryn is so fucking fun man

[dire kayak]

i like to imagine konrad kurze and corvus corax get up to wacky antics

they're out there somewhere being silly

[midnight magnet]

Konrad is pretty much dead.

Corvus is chasing Lorgar in the warp.

[river ingot]

vodka what?

[midnight magnet]

Whatever you want.

[smoky creek]

Im not imagining things that we all had access to that 4k Aquilas for <$10 USD right?

I bought stuff with that but apparently I didnt???

[river ingot]

what if i just want you to smile ❤️

[smoky creek]

Did they roll that back because of a mistake?

[marsh iris]

birdman corvus

[whole glade]

curze is in his crown

[potent sage]

yeah when u first start the game, they give u a starter deal

of like 4000 aquilas for ten dollars

[whole glade]

i asked do yall think he was a bad bitch before he died

[potent sage]

you can only buy it once tho

[midnight magnet]

That is rather interesting request, but I have a feeling that if I smiled over that vodka, it would be in true fashion of Warhammer, a war crime.

[tired steeple]

curze?

[whole glade]

ya

[tired steeple]

ngl I thought he was kinda ugly

[smoky creek]

Oh weird I have 850+ hours in the game and they gave me that

[whole glade]

well he was based off old vampire myths....

[midnight magnet]

And also insane as a bat.

[marsh iris]

i feel emperor and corvus having fun times in the warp

[tired steeple]

maybe it's cause you never bought it before

[whole glade]

so prolly

[midnight magnet]

HE could see the future, and he know that everything he does it leads to same fate.

[south valve]

Father and son bonding

[whole glade]

then aura farmed by dying by his own will

like the goat he was

[midnight magnet]

So when assassin came for him, he was just sitting there and let it happen.

And yes, he was so messed up, that even Chaos Gods did not want him, since they couldn't control him.

[whole glade]

good.

chaos is for losers

GW better not bring him back

[midnight magnet]

OH, the age long debate who is playing what... 😄

[dire kayak]

we need a silly primarch

[whole glade]

fulgrim

he was deff being silly pre heresy

[south valve]

Guys, I heard that the 19th Primarch was really-

[whole glade]

1st and 8th primarchs are da best ones

i hope i could meet them one day

:3

[delicate vapor]

[south valve]

I hope our psykers get to meet the Emperor at the golden throne

[marsh iris]

the golden ticket

[jaunty path]

oop

https://youtu.be/Fq3m7wlw7cA?t=25

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel

[marsh iris]

i imagine custodes do the oompa loompa dance before psykers get eatened

[south valve]

LMAO

[dire kayak]

i can act rather silly sometimes

[dire kayak]

i ate the 19th primarch

[south valve]

How did they taste?

[dire kayak]

hmm

like i think

i can't remember very well

[delicate vapor]

vhow

[potent sage]

lalalalal goorgh hrgnhrg aurhg hrgnrgh arugh aaaarugh

my fraaaaaaames

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!

[jaunty path]

chaos is good cuz it kills loyalists

[river ingot]

krump emprah

[jaunty path]

if a fascist empire burns

good

[whole glade]

GRAHH

[brazen pelican]

I seem to have angered the local horror.

[low blade]

Every time you post this image I become more of a Black Templar fan

[brazen pelican]

Good thing I primarily use the happy one, then. :>

[low blade]

That one has triple the effect

[jaunty path]

Black templar fans probably like drinking ever clear

purge da unclean

[brazen pelican]

They probably boil it first, too.

[jaunty path]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

that'll kill ya

[brazen pelican]

"Only if you are impure, actually. 🤓 ☝️ "

Or something like that.

[serene dune]

Is there a way to track what missions have been done on what difficulty without having to dissect the penance menu ?

[brazen pelican]

Only penances I think.

Might be a mod for it, but I wouldn't know.

[dire kayak]

[potent sage]

idk a giant cloud of daemonic energy being controlled by four chaos daemons who only know war, blight, sadistic pleasure, and pure ambition doesnt sound like a better alternative to the intersolar genocidal fascist imperium

[delicate vapor]

blue

[jaunty path]

Ok but it kills the genocidal fascist empire

[potent sage]

true

[delicate vapor]

blue energy you turn into a bird
green energy you turn stinky and a glob

[potent sage]

it'll probably work out in the end

after they destroy the imperium

[jaunty path]

I endorse the actions of abaddon

[potent sage]

abaddon did nothing wrong

[fiery wave]

There's a certain medal under each mission that changes based on highest diff completed. At least it was there before the mission terminal stuff changed.

[south valve]

Didn't he blow up Cadia?

[potent sage]

angron also did nothing wrong

[brazen pelican]

They already said he did nothing wrong. Why speak of the things he did right?

[simple cliff]

I come in a time of need. My friend is starting the game but he does not know what melee weapon to use... he is level 26 and has been using the shovel FOREVER with ZERO upgrades.
He wants to know what's the most braindead r1 melee a vet can get?

[south valve]

What's wrong with Cadia? :(

[brazen pelican]

It was in the way. :>

[south valve]

Cadia ⬆️

[potent sage]

bulwark of imperial ambition

it needed to GO

[brazen pelican]

Abbadon:

[low blade]

You are an enemy of Christ.

[brazen pelican]

Very likely.

[potent sage]

just like the french liberal revolutionaries and the destruction of the bastille

[low blade]

Isnt that the alcohol thats like, fatal to take 2 shots of

[stuck crescent]

His name is litterally "A-bad-one"

[delicate vapor]

almost as if

😮

[south valve]

It didn't really accomplish much though

[stuck crescent]

I miss old GW humour

it was funneh

[potent sage]

wdym

[south valve]

Imperium's still alive and kicking

[potent sage]

last time i checked, cadia was like the biggest bulwark against the forces of the warp

and by the destruction of the cadia, it caused the eye of terror to expand ever more

[potent sage]

thats a very defeatist mindset

[south valve]

Starting to think you're a demon

[stuck crescent]

Listen, even Chaos bends to the will of the merchandizing. The imperium will never fall as long as space marines sell

[south valve]

Welshie 34 -> 35

[jaunty path]

good

[south valve]

they grow up so fast 🥹

[potent sage]

starting to think your a fascist

[south valve]

Good christ

[brazen pelican]

I'm still curious why the Imperium put so much trust in the dudes named "Traitor Primarchs". Are they stupid?

[stuck crescent]

*You're

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamn thunderstorms around here

[south valve]

escalated a bit 😭

[potent sage]

idk man u have an arbitrator as ur pfp

[potent sage]

true

[south valve]

I mean

I just think Maul is cool

[stuck crescent]

They never suspected Horus "The Heresy" Lupercal

[potent sage]

please see: the aestheticization of politics (walter benjamin)

☝🏽

[jaunty path]

Just a reminder to everyone

horus IS a furry

[dire kayak]

i ate horus

[stuck crescent]

Krieg suck? Yes

[jaunty path]

name a better regiment

[stuck crescent]

Steel legion

Chemdogs

[river ingot]

iron warriors

[stuck crescent]

Valhallians

[low blade]

Cadians even

[potent sage]

chem dogs

[stuck crescent]

First born

[potent sage]

🤤

[dire kayak]

absolutely not

[stuck crescent]

I can keep going

[jaunty path]

guys

[low blade]

Drooling from all the stimms melting your brain

[jaunty path]

listen

[timber elk]

Greetings horny dogs

[jaunty path]

i may sound crazy

but

[stuck crescent]

NO

NO

[timber elk]

No

[stuck crescent]

NO

[jaunty path]

abby MIGHT be a fascist

[delicate vapor]

[low blade]

Thats what a fascist would say

[timber elk]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MISSUS

[south valve]

What are fascists and what are they fascing?

[jaunty path]

me when im trve

[potent sage]

false nuke

[stuck crescent]

this is why I voted plaid cymru

[timber elk]

They are fascing a crisis that they never watched He-man

[jaunty path]

trvth nvke

[potent sage]

i am hegel's strongest german idealist

[south valve]

Isn't that like

[timber elk]

I’m super hyped for the he-man movie

[jaunty path]

german

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[south valve]

nothing exists physically or something like that

noumenally

[jaunty path]

@potent sage the nazis were socialist btw

not helping ur case

[potent sage]

no

[dire kayak]

idk accusing other people of being fascists isn't really the best way to spend your time

[potent sage]

thats like the exact opposite of hegel's philosophy

[timber elk]

What the fuck are we even talking about

[jaunty path]

what is the best way to spend my time goober

[potent sage]

w ragebait

[hazy kestrel]

Reading philosophy

[potent sage]

shes right

[timber elk]

I wanted to talk about he-man and skeletor

[hazy kestrel]

Self improvement

[dire kayak]

mini painting

[potent sage]

we should act like puppygirls on discord all day

[jaunty path]

noh

[brazen pelican]

Thunderhammering.

[timber elk]

And instead I’m listening to people talking about puppy girls

[hazy kestrel]

That too

I agree with our Neurolictor

[jaunty path]

im on a furry tf2 server

thats the best way to spend mytime

[dire kayak]

i could be complaining about the mood swings but that's not gonna amount to much

[jaunty path]

while accusing abby of being a fascist

Which she is yet to disprove^

[timber elk]

Goober your a goofy goober boops forehead

[potent sage]

how could i possibly be a fascist

[jaunty path]

Not once has she ever said hitler is bad

just saying

[thick fog]

[potent sage]

do i have to say hitler = BAD everytime i talk about theory

[jaunty path]

yea cuz ur a risk

[dire kayak]

i need more minis to paint

[potent sage]

HITLER = BAD

MUSSOLINI = BAD

[thick fog]

Alright what's the cooking here in the chat now

[potent sage]

FRANCO = BAD

[jaunty path]

idk

im drinking tea

[south valve]

And Stalin isn't?

[hazy kestrel]

Missus, what the fuck are you talking about lmao.

[dire kayak]

idk

[south valve]

Looks like we got a commie

[dire kayak]

personman help

[timber elk]

Apparently they are discussing fascism meanwhile I wanted to talk about masters of the universe

[potent sage]

STALIN = BAD

[thick fog]

My brother in emperor, I just came here on my work break lol

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[jaunty path]

I'm saying the #trvth

[potent sage]

do u want me to acknowledge the holodomor everytime i talk 😭

[timber elk]

We can talk about he-man and skeletor

[jaunty path]

whats that

[dire kayak]

im gonna start calling you jimmybob

[thick fog]

Girl you are too baby

[potent sage]

stalin wasnt a fascist

he was a social democrat

[south valve]

Just gonna pretend I know what they word means

[jaunty path]

be quiet fossil

[thick fog]

[timber elk]

I mean. I’ll take that over being eaten by you.

[potent sage]

you have google bro

[hazy kestrel]

Seems a bit in bad taste considering what they are doing to the Palestinians, but that’s neither here nor there. History has a fucked up sense of humor.

[dire kayak]

i would never eat you only loving bites

[low blade]

Bait used to be believable

[jaunty path]

whats ur favorite ps1 game

[timber elk]

Uhhhh no love bites either please.

[timber elk]

God of war

[potent sage]

what the FUCK are you talking about

[jaunty path]

i liked mgs but thats a basic answer

[dire kayak]

i don't have a ps1

[potent sage]

i have not mentioned israel or the west not ONCE

[jaunty path]

was dow1 on ps1

[dire kayak]

i don't have a ps at all

[south valve]

I'm wilfully ignorant

[timber elk]

No

I fucking wish it was missus.

I wish it was.

[jaunty path]

wtf it wasnt??

[stark bobcat]

Check in genchat, yup.
looks like average genchat

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, the Israelis glassing the Palestinians. You mentioned the Holodomor, and I remembered how ironic the current situation is.

[dire kayak]

ainz help me

[stark bobcat]

how so?

[potent sage]

there are OTHER examples to compare the palestinian genocide

[timber elk]

Same. Help us!

[stuck crescent]

here we go again

[potent sage]

just saying

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but it’s just particularly depressing that the Jewish people are genociding the Palestinians, so much for “Never again”.

[south valve]

I remember when we were talking about how hot Titus is

[timber elk]

Look can we please stop talking about politics and genocide please? Some of us would prefer different topics to discuss

[thick fog]

We should bring the topic to zealot chat for mods to remove embeds again

[south valve]

I miss that

[potent sage]

hrgnhth true

[hazy kestrel]

But again. Neither here nor there

[dire kayak]

the 60ft tall version of morrow sure is scaru

[hazy kestrel]

I will say that

[thick fog]

I am genociding the stinky British in tertium

[dire kayak]

thank you for your service

[jaunty path]

How about genocide in warhammer

[green vector]

nah man this topic is fine every day even though it breaks rule 11

🙂

[timber elk]

Yeah I don’t get it either

[dire kayak]

like me

[south valve]

Take it up with the mods if you really want

[green vector]

you get away with anything when you glaze mods

[hazy kestrel]

Aquila and Hank are pretty cool.

[potent sage]

we can talk about GENOCIDE and POLITICS in warhammer if you want

[jaunty path]

i got many mods on payroll

[timber elk]

I don’t even glaze the mods and I still get away with stuff

[hazy kestrel]

Dilara is funny

[potent sage]

there appears to be a lot of it

[low blade]

Many such cases!

[south valve]

I suppose the difference is that 40k is fictional

[dire kayak]

idk im into warhammer for the cool minis and the tyranids and the orks

[south valve]

but fair

[timber elk]

Keyword. Fictional

[dire kayak]

i don't know anyone who is into 40k for the politics

[green vector]

they arent

[timber elk]

Rogue trader

[hazy kestrel]

In the early days, it used to be a political satire I think

[green vector]

just a bullshit excuse to constantly talk about politics in this server

[hazy kestrel]

Of the Margaret Thatcher era

[brazen pelican]

This is true. :>

[dire kayak]

exactly

[stuck crescent]

She does this all the time, just ignore her

[potent sage]

many such cases

[low blade]

I truly believe everything Lord Helmawr tells me

Btw evevryone what Necromunda gang are you gonna be buying?

[hazy kestrel]

None

I haven’t painted my Bretonnians

[timber elk]

Well lord hellmire brought an entire hive world under his rule. So he doesn’t count.

[dire kayak]

im thinking of buying more palanites

[low blade]

Aha wrong answer.

[potent sage]

all media is inherently political

especially something like warhammer lol

[stuck crescent]

👍

[low blade]

Based

[stuck crescent]

cool

[green vector]

👍

[potent sage]

because it reflects off of society's conditions, both sociologically and materialistically

[stuck crescent]

👍

[timber elk]

So what is very political about monster hunter?

[dire kayak]

btd6 has so much politics huh

[low blade]

Fake fan that was his gene-ancestor Martek Helm'ayr that brought Necromunda to heel

[potent sage]

idk i dont play monster hunter

environmentalism i guess

[delicate vapor]

[potent sage]

colonialism

[stuck crescent]

Yeah guys, femboy simulator 2026 soo political

[timber elk]

No?????

[thick fog]

It is political to kill mythological beasts

Don't you get it

You ruining the wild life

[stuck crescent]

Like I said, she's obessed with making things political

its really lame

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, erasing endangered creatures is not cool.

[timber elk]

Look at fatalis and than come back and tell me that

[low blade]

What were the politics of "My landlord is a futanari"?

[thick fog]

[timber elk]

The black dragon wants to bring humanity to extinction in monster hunter

[dire kayak]

the political themes of slime rancher really changed my world view

[low blade]

Would Chairman Mao have saved me?

[thick fog]

The politics of Seal World fucking ruined me

[low blade]

Aw shame innit

[hazy kestrel]

Yep

But at least it’s Friday innit?

[timber elk]

The politics of candy land online fucked me up

[hazy kestrel]

Thursday

Shit

[low blade]

Its not

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve lost track of time

[stuck crescent]

I work this friday

it's sad

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[stuck crescent]

I do get paid doubles, thats nice

[timber elk]

Speaking of

[dire kayak]

i got the same with don't starve

[timber elk]

What are you all planning to do this Easter Sunday?

[stuck crescent]

Work

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

[dire kayak]

PAINT MORE MINIS RAAAAHHHH

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe go to church. Probably nothing

[timber elk]

I’m probably in the same boat

Nothing

Eat good food

[stuck crescent]

Starting to get back into painting, its nice

[timber elk]

Play remant 2

[delicate vapor]

eat chocolate

[timber elk]

Ayyyy

[timber elk]

I would like some taffy

It doesn’t hurt my teeth

[river ingot]

cant afford

[dire kayak]

in recent weeks i have randomly become obsessed with painting
my adhd stops me from getting dopamine from any other irl activity but FOR SOME REASON i get dopamine from mini painting

[river ingot]

[potent sage]

https://www.theblackproject.net/opinion-resources/like-it-or-not-everything-is-political u should read this article its very good

its a short read too

like a minute or so

[timber elk]

No thank you

[delicate vapor]

[timber elk]

I appreciate it though

[thick fog]

Scam link

[stark bobcat]

isnt there a no political rule?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[potent sage]

no divisive politics

[thick fog]

[stark bobcat]

idc

[green vector]

Gigachad

[potent sage]

im not being divisive

i said fascism = bad like a while ago

[stuck crescent]

NO ONE ASKED

[green vector]

Yes you are

You always are

[timber elk]

Okay okay okay. Let’s all relax.

She just wanted me to read something is all.

[stuck crescent]

It's always her

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when we used to have political talks in general chat

[stuck crescent]

thats the issue

[hazy kestrel]

Those were the days

[dire kayak]

let's get into the real questions here

[south valve]

How about we be multiplicative instead guys?

[potent sage]

🚬

[dire kayak]

do i paint my saturnine terminators as salamanders or iron warriors?

[low blade]

Hey everyone. My names Smug and I think dogs should vote

[stuck crescent]

👍

[thick fog]

Politics? You all in a poly relationships?

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Warriors

[timber elk]

Iron warrior

[stuck crescent]

Salamander

[potent sage]

iron warriors

we hate salamanders here

[hazy kestrel]

I wasted part of my life as a political science major before changing career paths.

[stuck crescent]

NOT AN IRON LOSER

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna need to use it sometime

[potent sage]

ur first mistake was getting into polsci in the first place

[thick fog]

What do you mean we? Nintendo Wii?

[potent sage]

☝🏽 t

[timber elk]

I mean I don’t

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[hazy kestrel]

I just said that.

[dire kayak]

i do get 4 terminators

[timber elk]

I’m just a blood angels marine

[dire kayak]

maybe ill paint 2 as iron warriors and 2 as salamanders

[hazy kestrel]

The professors were cool

[potent sage]

im stating it again in case you wanna go back

[hazy kestrel]

I already have 3 degrees

A 4th would be excessive

[brazen pelican]

Salamanders, because TTS Vulkan is really funny.

[dire kayak]

holyyy

[timber elk]

5 would be over kill and 6 would want him to off himself

[dire kayak]

smart thammermaxxer

[hazy kestrel]

It’s not that impressive

Trust me

The classes were easy

Hated the group projects though

[dire kayak]

it's impressive to me and you can't change my mind

[dire kayak]

they were easy because you were smart

[hazy kestrel]

Bunch of lazy bastards

[timber elk]

If anything when I go to college I’ll become a historian

[hazy kestrel]

The downside of me caring so much about my academics was that I had like no social life

[timber elk]

I wanna learn and teach about the medivel days

[dire kayak]

i plan to get into epidemiology

[hazy kestrel]

It was Study / Game / Sleep, repeat

And now I am still maidenless

[dire kayak]

diseases fascinate me

[hazy kestrel]

Goddamnit

[green vector]

Same

[timber elk]

Well at least your not like most people who said “I NEVER HAD TIME TO DO ANYTHING”

[hazy kestrel]

True

[south valve]

You must be really big brain though

[timber elk]

Time management is a useful skill

[hazy kestrel]

One of my old friends was a party animal I heard

[hazy kestrel]

Not necessarily

It just takes time

[timber elk]

You can actually accomplish a lot within 2 hours

If you put your heart and soul to it

[hazy kestrel]

Anyone can get a degree with enough perseverance

[timber elk]

I mean look at goober

[hazy kestrel]

That’s why we have so many people who don’t deserve their degrees (because they’re plagiarizing or lazy bastards) walking across the graduation stage.

[timber elk]

She’s got a boat load of minis painted

[hazy kestrel]

But that’s neither here nor there

[dire kayak]

they all sit on my desk

[timber elk]

Still. A shit load of painted minis with heart. Souls and determination

Sure she may have lost a few nights of sleep and a ruined finger because of the metal cans

[tired sail]

Dude i've got a fully painted house slughorn chaos knight sat up in my study and i can't afford a case for it 😭

[timber elk]

But she accomplished her goal and is rewarded with satisfaction and sleep

[timber elk]

Make your own case?

I can’t imagine that’s too hard

[tired sail]

How

[timber elk]

PUT THE FUCKER. IN A GLASS CONTAINER

[tired sail]

WHAT GLASS CONTAINER DUDE 😭

[timber elk]

SOMETHING. YOU FIND AT GOODWILL

[potent sage]

put him in the jar bro

[hazy kestrel]

I knew a guy who had 6 or 7 degrees

[tired sail]

WHAT

[brazen pelican]

Step 1: Melt sand, probably.
The rest of the steps: No fucking clue.

[dire kayak]

i wanna get a shelf for my minis because im running out of space on my desk

[tired sail]

Ok first off no, second off no, third off i'll just save up

[timber elk]

Was he mentally insane afterwards?

[hazy kestrel]

The rest were not full Bachelors but were Minor degrees in other random shit

[dire kayak]

melt sand
let me drink it
???
profit

[hazy kestrel]

And a Masters in Public Administration

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

I think so

[dire kayak]

heh

67

ill go kms now

[hazy kestrel]

That was intentional

[timber elk]

Well. Let’s just hope he isn’t insane to the point of finding eldritch writings

[brazen pelican]

Not allowed.

[timber elk]

Absolutely not

[tired sail]

No, love yourself

[timber elk]

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

[dire kayak]

mwehehehe

[timber elk]

Not funny goober >:<

[tired sail]

Yeah

[timber elk]

Your health actually matters to a large sum of people here

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[tired sail]

Yep

[dire kayak]

oh

[timber elk]

Sure. We are in different parts of the world. But that doesn’t mean we don’t care.

[hazy kestrel]

Why else would we have unofficial trauma bonding sessions?

[potent sage]

when do i get the convict role

[timber elk]

In the end. We just a bunch of goofy goobers enjoying a video game and a hobby.

[dire kayak]

tbh i have no idea what's been going on with me for the past week but im managing so far

[river ingot]

gayming

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes we just have shit weeks

[tired sail]

As long as you're managing

[hazy kestrel]

It’ll pass

[timber elk]

Just take care of yourself. That is all.

And this is why I am a salamander fan

[tired sail]

Pfft

Im a night lords fan but not one at heart 😭

[timber elk]

NYEHEHEHEHE!!!! laughs like skeletor

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Warriors fan

[dire kayak]

thousand sons fan

[hazy kestrel]

The best Legion

[dire kayak]

i am ahriman

[tired sail]

IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT!

I'm

[hazy kestrel]

So glad Papa Turbo is back

[green vector]

Who here is a fan of hadron

[tired sail]

I am sevatar

[timber elk]

sounds of crickets

[jaunty path]

what ya like about em

[hazy kestrel]

And he brought obliterator viruses for us all. :)

[timber elk]

Well it’s nice to see a traitor primarch that isn’t chaos infused

But is actually standing against something he believes is tyranny

Which is interesting since he’s the only primarch that thought that

[hazy kestrel]

Hazard stripes and sieging.

Thas it

[stuck crescent]

IRON LOSERS

[timber elk]

Everyone else was just a bunch of lazy fuckers during the heresy

[brazen pelican]

Sevatar.

[green vector]

Hazard stripes mentioned

[hazy kestrel]

Iron Cage tho

[timber elk]

You know I keep accidentally confusing iron warriors with iron fists

[stuck crescent]

1 win in 40,000 years 👏

great job

[hazy kestrel]

At least our Primarch is alive

:)

Where is yours?

[brazen pelican]

Everyone does. If someone tells you they don't, they're lying.

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, and how long did it take him to stop killing his own sons?

[timber elk]

Ummm. looks at lion el Johnson alive :]

[green vector]

[tired sail]

I uh

Mine willing let himself be killed

HE FUCKING KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN TOO

GODDAMN IT CURZE

[stuck crescent]

(I don't hate iron warriors nearly as much as krieg, they're honestly OK)

[hazy kestrel]

I assure you that decimations are a perfectly valid punishment for failure.

[brazen pelican]

Are we going on a picnic? :>

[dire kayak]

killing necrons

[stuck crescent]

Hate the death guard more

[dire kayak]

biting them to death with torsion cannons

[tired sail]

Pfft, no, he's going to flay a bunch of people

[stuck crescent]

worst legion

[brazen pelican]

Sounds fun! Can I try? :>

[dire kayak]

smelly astartes

[hazy kestrel]

Now those are some real fighting words

Death Guard are cool

[tired sail]

Go ahead 🤷‍♂️

ANYWAYS

[gloomy tartan]

He guys

[dire kayak]

i like to wear my wizard hat and turn people inside out

[gloomy tartan]

I taste heat

My throat is on fire

[tired sail]

Yeah...You DEF seem like you like the thousand sons

[hazy kestrel]

Why did you eat the spicy peppers

Smh

[gloomy tartan]

💀

[hazy kestrel]

Those were mine

[gloomy tartan]

I TASTE CADIA IN MY MOUTH

[potent sage]

i like the inquisition

[gloomy tartan]

ITS EXPLODING

[dire kayak]

thousand sons are my favourite

[potent sage]

like the spanish inquisition

[south valve]

How's it taste?

[gloomy tartan]

HEAT

[potent sage]

when they did all those things in the yucatan

[tired sail]

I can respect a fellow heretic

[stuck crescent]

I will always remember Mortarion drinking from a poison from a goblet (because of course he does) and thinking to myself "He's gonna sip it and say "A FINE VINTAGE" and guess what he said?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m sweating

[dire kayak]

lynxie hates me for liking thousand sons

[gloomy tartan]

Am I dying

[dire kayak]

im gonna bite her,,,,

[stuck crescent]

"A FINE VINTAGE"

[timber elk]

What

[tired sail]

Pfft

[gloomy tartan]

I’m having chest pains

And I can’t breef

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmm

[tired sail]

Deathguard used to be my fav

[gloomy tartan]

I need more horchata

[tired sail]

Then it turned into night lords

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t mean to alarm you

[dire kayak]

i crawled into your lungs

[hazy kestrel]

But uh

That might be a heart attack

[gloomy tartan]

MORE HORCHATA

[south valve]

Getting a new account CHANGES a person

[timber elk]

somehow has spawned in a million of tacos and is munching on them

[gloomy tartan]

HORCHATAAAAA

[potent sage]

what does this mean

[tired sail]

Bro's summoning a daemon

[south valve]

Nothing

[potent sage]

why did you say that then

[timber elk]

SHUT THE FUCK UP throws a soft taco hitting em in the forehead

[dire kayak]

i love painting gore on my arbitrators

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking leg locks you

[dire kayak]

they look so cool with it especially when done right

[potent sage]

???

[tired sail]

I use a sponge to blob tiny bits of blood onto my night lord's claws!

[potent sage]

@south valve what does that mean

[timber elk]

AHHHHHHHHH- eats a part of his soft taco ahhh…..AHHHHHHHHH

[tired sail]

Wh

[south valve]

Nada

[tired sail]

Wait a minute

[gloomy tartan]

De nada

[tired sail]

"His soft taco" meaning?

[south valve]

I'm just typing shit

[potent sage]

then why would you say that

thats weird

dont say that

[gloomy tartan]

I’m not a woman

I don’t have a taco

[timber elk]

Scroll up you goofy goober

[green vector]

Think he was making what we call in the industry a joke

[dire kayak]

my castigator looks so cool with dried blood on the shackles and shock maul, especially since it adds a kinda rusted look to the shackles

[timber elk]

I spawned in a million tacos earlier

[stuck crescent]

WOAH

[south valve]

I'm very weird

[tired sail]

No

[stuck crescent]

CraZY

JOKES

[tired sail]

True

[dire kayak]

i glaze blood paint so hard

[potent sage]

i spent five dollars on the deluxe arbites cosmetics

idk why i did that

[south valve]

and will continue to say things of that calibre

[potent sage]

i had nothing else to spend it on

[stuck crescent]

Because

[timber elk]

Because you wanted a sick ass cape and furr collar

[tired sail]

True

I got the uh

[potent sage]

i guess it's a little cool

[tired sail]

One of the new ogryn armours in the store

[green vector]

Arbites Cosmetics are bussin

True

[delicate vapor]

$5 coulda been a spicy chicken sandwich..

[tired sail]

Just because of the cool mini fur cape

[stuck crescent]

I just want the old steel legion jacket

[dire kayak]

i even painted a little gore on my norn emissary

[timber elk]

That’s like the only arbites cosmetic I like

[dire kayak]

and it looks so cool now

[timber elk]

It makes my character look bigger

[potent sage]

i want the flecktarn steel legion bundle

[green vector]

[stuck crescent]

I dont imagine they'll do it for awhile

[tired sail]

I'd really like a cosmetic option for those new ogryns that came out for 30k

But no time soon ofc

[green vector]

I want catachan jungle chad Cosmetics with inflatable biceps

Pls

[tired sail]

Emperor save me

[potent sage]

militarum regiments are so lame

[dire kayak]

aaaggghhhh i can't take it anymore

[potent sage]

i never liked the soldier-y aspect of 40k

[dire kayak]

t'aunar in 17 days

[stuck crescent]

no

[tired sail]

Ironic

[stuck crescent]

Your opinion is wrong

[tired sail]

😭

[stuck crescent]

Guardsmen are the best

Except for krieg

obviously

[tired sail]

I do think the cadians are overused a little too much

[timber elk]

I like catachan

[graceful hamlet]

Weak Cadians: No fur collars
Strong Vostroyan: Standard issue fur collar
😎

[jaunty path]

im yet to- ignoring krieg- pick up a guardsmen book

[green vector]

Catachans are so based

[timber elk]

I like their muscles

[jaunty path]

what book should I read for guardsmen

[potent sage]

none of them

[timber elk]

14 hour

[jaunty path]

15

dummy

[jaunty path]

gey

[dire kayak]

i like tempestus scions

[stuck crescent]

Gaunt's ghost is good

[dire kayak]

they have cool colours scheme

[green vector]

Jungle chads running through the jungle just stabbing shit

[timber elk]

And?

[hazy kestrel]

Yarrick’s Omnibus is pretty good, if you want a commissar perspective

[stuck crescent]

ciaphas cain books are usually good

[tired sail]

The only warhammer-ish books i read is white dwarf lmao

[green vector]

Gaunts ghosts is sick

[jaunty path]

hmmm sure

[tired sail]

And a few codexes

[potent sage]

you should read eisenhorn

[jaunty path]

already read xenos

[green vector]

The more I get into lore the more I prefer guardsmen than space marines ngl

[jaunty path]

im not a fan of dan abnetts early writing ngl

[potent sage]

then read hereticus and malleus and the like

[stuck crescent]

I heard the new death rider book was good, but I have a rule of avoiding krieg media

[tired sail]

I AM a fan of wolgirl's fanfic

Ts was majestic

[timber elk]

omega planetes theme song plays and the lamb breaks it down

[stuck crescent]

Chemdogs are getting a book, I recommend the short story from the guy who's writing it

[timber elk]

You know what?

[stuck crescent]

what?

[timber elk]

We still haven’t gotten catachan or chemdogs cosmetics yet

[stuck crescent]

We've gotten chemdogs

[timber elk]

We have?

[stuck crescent]

Yeah

[timber elk]

WHERE WAS I FOR THIS

DUDE THEY ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE PENAL LEGION REGIMENT

[graceful hamlet]

Bruh

[tired sail]

Burp

[south valve]

Chemdogs are guardsmen?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea

Penal (heh) legion

[south valve]

I would have thought they were gangers or something

[timber elk]

I mean…..

[tired sail]

That's steel legion i think

lmao

[timber elk]

They could be?

[south valve]

Just by the name

[timber elk]

Chemdogs are like if we put a bunch of gangers into a guard regiment and they turned into that

[south valve]

Keep in mind, I literally just know them by the name

[graceful hamlet]

Take prisoners, give them scrap, unleash them on a battlefield. (They scavenge the rest of the shit they need)

[stuck crescent]

They're seen as a slight step above penal legions, since it's voluntary

They're still total bastards

[timber elk]

Yeah as long as it’s not chaos tainted they can take anything they want

[potent sage]

there is the moebian 33rd

[timber elk]

Xeno weapons, ammunition, cannons, tanks.

[potent sage]

they are basically lord margrave's personal paramilitaries

[stuck crescent]

Fun fact, and I'm sure it's been retconned, they have ogryn rough riders

[timber elk]

Chemdogs are really cool

[stuck crescent]

Crazy chem dog fact

[timber elk]

Still commissars don’t tend to last long with the chemdogs

[stuck crescent]

OH FUCK NO

[south valve]

Are they in Darktide as like cosmetics?

[graceful hamlet]

Yea

[stuck crescent]

They've had three different looks, and never had minis

[timber elk]

Chemdogs usually tend to do stuff on their own

But they always get the job done

[south valve]

Oh right, that’s literally why we’re talking about them. Ignore me, I’m stupid

[timber elk]

They loot, compete the objective. Do drugs. Sleep, eat. Repeat.

[simple cliff]

I don't care what people say, I will never not be mad when a plasma gunner or netter shoots me through 20 dudes and I can't see it because they were body bodyblocked.

[timber elk]

Wait.

I just realized I had the chem dog outfit for zealot and Orgyn

They look like ass. I wanted the veteran one

[simple cliff]

Like I don't think you can make a martyr build work on havoc because there are so many crushers that if you start getting shot through them you're doomed.

[south valve]

I’ve really never had a problem with trappers tbh

[stuck crescent]

Yeah, another fun chemdog fact. Veteran's of the chemdogs are gifted a helemet from the steel legion to mark their status. Where did they get this helmet? THEY FUCKING NICKED IT

[south valve]

It’s those damn pox bursters

[stuck crescent]

The steel legion is still mad about it

[dire kayak]

should i buy more t'au

[simple cliff]

Trappers do it less often and have a lound sound but plasma gunners. YOu have to see the flash. But if there is a crusher between you and the flash. Oh well.

[timber elk]

No

[dire kayak]

or do i just wait for the t'aunar

[stuck crescent]

No

[simple cliff]

I don't think they're supposed to be able to shoot you through enemies but it siill happens.

[timber elk]

But a bloodthrister

[south valve]

Not sure why they were added tbh

[timber elk]

You should buy that

[dire kayak]

t'au look really cool

[south valve]

They don’t really add much to the game

[simple cliff]

WHY ARE THEY SO HEAVILY ARMORED!?

[south valve]

Real

I don’t get the armoured head design philosophy

Like, you’re just removing weak points

[stuck crescent]

I'm just wondering, what was the trapper doing before turing traitor in the 6th

Like, gunner, shotgunner, bomber, those make sense

[dire kayak]

hunting animals

[south valve]

You know those old cartoon villains with net guns?

“SIEZE THEM!” core

[shell goblet]

arbite

give arbite net gun

[stuck crescent]

Arbi are more like SIS then actual guardsmen though

[cosmic lynx]

why can't it just be some person and they shoved a net gun into their hands and said go

[potent sage]

probably mag enforcer nets to seize people or specialized game hunters on nox alpha

[south valve]

“I’m crazy enough to deal with Rannick, but the IRS? No thank you!”

[stuck crescent]

DI cant belive I said IRS

[south valve]

HAND OVER YOUR TAXES, BLOCKFODDER

[stuck crescent]

Yeah guys, the super cops are just meter men

[potent sage]

they arent just tithe enforcement

[timber elk]

They probably were a enforcer

Judging by the color scheme of the outfit

[potent sage]

they also are a last line against planetery rebellion and investigating heresy alongside inquisitors

[stuck crescent]

No please, I havent filed with turbo tithe yet

[timber elk]

And net guns are usually used by enforcers to capture criminals

[dire kayak]

i ate all my money though

[formal mortar]

I need to file my taxes

[dire kayak]

my castigator loves to torture lexbreakers,,,,

[timber elk]

I already did my taxes literally the year 2026 began

And got my money the next day

[south valve]

Why does the castigator helmet look super freaky btw?

Or the hood

[formal mortar]

I had to wait 2 months for all my tax papers to show up

[south valve]

Reminds me of Hellraiser

[dire kayak]

when done right on the mini it can look really menacing

[south valve]

Fair enough then

[timber elk]

imagine a lamb with glasses on with a calculator and a bunch of papers towards taxes

[south valve]

FS are known to not give iconic looks justice sometimes

[dire kayak]

i posted my castigator a while ago in #40k-minis-and-armies

[south valve]

Idk why I imagine you on a motorbike too

But I do

[timber elk]

the tiny 2ft tall lamb on a bike and speeds down the road

[south valve]

I love the bloody handcuffs 🔥

[potent sage]

it's supposed to be an executioner's hood

i think

[timber elk]

Fun fact

Underneath my cloak I carry a shotgun

[south valve]

Woah

[timber elk]

Check DMs

[south valve]

Your coolness has gone up by like 40000% in the last minute

[timber elk]

Cool lamb 😎

[sleek harness]

You are not cool

Anyways

Freaks

[timber elk]

I am cool :[

[sleek harness]

No

[stuck crescent]

Cau dy geg

rat

stinky rat

No shower

Doesn't wear deodorant

[timber elk]

I think I found my own theme song

[stuck crescent]

You didnt already have one?

[dire kayak]

show us

[timber elk]

I sent it ^^

[fleet beacon]

godamn kids

[south valve]

Yours is like