general-chat

[simple cliff]

I forgot there was a ||non-servitor shopkeeper||, at least at the start of the game.

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[hazy kestrel]

32 more minutes until I’m free from work.

The waiting, the insufferable waiting.

[green vector]

mf you type in discord more than working

[hazy kestrel]

Everyone else is gone

[gloomy tartan]

They had it coming

[hazy kestrel]

I have one thing to do

Been dragging it out for the past 3 hours

Pain

It can be done in less than 5 minutes

I’m so bored

[green vector]

start playing osrs mobile

[gloomy tartan]

You should start walking on your knuckles at work

To establish confidence

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao no

Definitely not

[gloomy tartan]

You said no one else is there

Do they have cameras

[hazy kestrel]

I have some self respect left lol

[gloomy tartan]

Will the cameras see you if you gorilla walk?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Oh

Fucking narcs

[dire kayak]

im bored now i don't have anything to paint

sadness

[gloomy tartan]

Paint Cadia

[tender horizon]

Necromunda has some amazing models fwiw

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could paint miniatures good

[tender horizon]

Time and practice

[gloomy tartan]

I have a few need paint

I was going to repaint a dinosaur to look like gwangi

Dinosaur seems easier

[green vector]

go in the bogs and slap your pickle around

[hazy kestrel]

Excuse me

What

[green vector]

LMFAO

nothin

[shell goblet]

anyone solo looking for a team to get on the last minute low diff expedition grind ? 3/4 looking for 1 after this game :3

[visual vortex]

Nah trust me itnworks

It's how everyone swoons over yo

U

[green vector]

@shell goblet too scared to go as a 3 man someone join us

[elder oasis]

Wow a Brettonian pfp and a dark souls 3 reference? Peak

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander, deception

[dire kayak]

hmmm

[visual vortex]

Lacey help Heorthu i like him

[dire kayak]

i could get some cadians,,,

[shell goblet]

i just want to be able to split up without the rando just doin whatever idk

[dire kayak]

maybe a tank

[green vector]

i will carry the rando

[shell goblet]

hes alr on our team lmao

[visual vortex]

Okay still help him

[green vector]

yes i do need help

[visual vortex]

See

[green vector]

me dumb

[visual vortex]

Now if i was there

Different story

[elder oasis]

Ollpheist would solo the whole mission ez

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[green vector]

gigachad

[hazy kestrel]

I wish time would go by faster :(

[visual vortex]

But my chakra is unaligned

[elder oasis]

Why

[visual vortex]

And im kinda fasting rn

[tender horizon]

Enjoy it while it lasts

[visual vortex]

So my blood sugar's low

[elder oasis]

Just lock in

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

I’m so bored

[visual vortex]

We're here for a GOOD time

Mot a long time

[clear wharf]

Thsts exactly me
Im the one guy on his side quest getting kills in the feed

I see shit and I can’t ignore it
There are secrets I need to determine the answers to

I guessed a puzzle first try

But what did it open?
No fuckin idea

Naybe nothing Naybe thwre are no secrets

Maybe

After Im done done crimsoning the desert
I’ll be back for these puzzles
My whole puzzle game will be in another level

[visual vortex]

I ate mulch today

[green vector]

are you from a charles dickens book

[clever horizon]

damn it blocked my post

what's the allowed words list

[green vector]

😂 🫵

[clever horizon]

or uh banned words list

[nocturne bloom]

I ate dog food a few times once

[visual vortex]

You fucked it up

[green vector]

i know

sh

[buoyant loom]

ur banned

[clear wharf]

Oh yo?

[visual vortex]

🫵 😂

[south valve]

Why?

[clear wharf]

Parental abuse?

[visual vortex]

Dog food better than rock

[clear wharf]

Oh

[nocturne bloom]

[buoyant loom]

parentally obtuse

[clever horizon]

😭✌️

[clear wharf]

I heard trees taste like chicjen

Grass is absolutely edible

Comes in flavors

[visual vortex]

I eat rusty nails

[buoyant loom]

cowposting

[clear wharf]

Ive got some good muching grass

Im growing it

[nocturne bloom]

Last person I knew who said that got their stomach pumped because they ate it

[buoyant loom]

this man is secretly bovine

[clear wharf]

It’s for cats to ear but it tastes good 👍

[visual vortex]

A man can dream

[clear wharf]

Interesting

[clever horizon]

i play havoc 40
without any mods

[clear wharf]

Low skill

My parry game is gonna be up these months
Playing this space marine and crimson

[visual vortex]

I should get my stomach pumped

[clear wharf]

Sheer combat

So many combos to remember 😭

[visual vortex]

Would you guys buy the contents of my pumped stomach in a jar?

[clear wharf]

I would buy the contents of you in a jar

No Im kidding

[visual vortex]

Like the skin?

[clear wharf]

Cant talk like that since the files dropped

[clever horizon]

against the law to mail it 🥺

[clear wharf]

Fuckin elites ruin everything

[visual vortex]

Wait it is?

[clear wharf]

But not share it

If they don’t know

[visual vortex]

Bro what fan i mail atp

[clear wharf]

It’s like cheating in gambling

[clear wharf]

Your taxes

Thsts all they want to see

[visual vortex]

I can mail my money

Who wants it

[clear wharf]

They probably won’t steal it

If they think it’s something valuable theh will

Open that shit uo

Pocket it

[gleaming sapphire]

Only human in squad, rest are ogryn

[clear wharf]

Thsts awesome

[visual vortex]

What human class

[gleaming sapphire]

Veteran

[clear wharf]

This is what a kid would call “peak”

[visual vortex]

Goos

Good

🪿

[clear wharf]

Half your team dead
Low health

Wave incoming

That’s what I call rising climax

Or rising action

Bit rusty sorry

Climax is the climax

[jaunty path]

Whos climaxing here

[clear wharf]

Can only edge it so much before it falls

[clear wharf]

Darktide gameplay

[jaunty path]

Get a room and tissue degenerate

[green vector]

tell his ass

[clear wharf]

Yeah that came out pretty sexual
But for my purposes thwre was no other swords I favored

Works for me

[clear wharf]

Swords?

[green vector]

you think hadron got a grippy?

[clear wharf]

let’s compare

[clear wharf]

Yoi Oo

[jaunty path]

Probably will kill you

But sure

[green vector]

based

[fleet beacon]

Hydraulic

But oiled

[languid hazel]

Darktide general chat try to not sexualize Hadron challenge impossible

[tired sail]

Oh wait no

[woven sigil]

Depends on how much you wanna stick your junk in some industrial machinery

[dire kayak]

i wanna be hadron's tech-adept

[cosmic lynx]

Darktide general not trying to sexualize anything. Gooners everywehre around here.

[visual vortex]

Swagger does

[gloomy tartan]

A USB port

[clear wharf]

Can’t figure out what headgear I want for my psyker

[woven sigil]

He might think he does, but I've seen industrial lathe accidents, I'm telling you he does not

[green vector]

i fucking love swagger getting absolutely cucked by hadron on the vox

[visual vortex]

I think he likes the banter ngl

[languid hazel]

-# same tbh

[graceful hamlet]

She’s probably got some high end hardware there

[gloomy tartan]

Industrial crusher

Like from terminator 2

Wait no 1

2 had the lava

[woven sigil]

Rule number 1 of owning a benis; Under no circumstances do you put it in places you don't know the contents of

[visual vortex]

Rule number 2

[gloomy tartan]

Our ancestors stuck it in random holes in caves and trees

[visual vortex]

Stick your tongue into anything

[gloomy tartan]

Were related to the ones who didn’t get their dick bit off by bears

[woven sigil]

And the ones that didn't die to wasp stings

[gloomy tartan]

Or eat poison

To be fair we could be related to the ones who did all that

[green vector]

she got a car crusher

[gloomy tartan]

They could of just fucked first

Then died

[green vector]

turn your sausage into a cube

[gloomy tartan]

A tungsten cube

The size of a penny

[woven sigil]

Explains why there are so many people around in the modern day who are prepared to do absurdly silly shit once they've had a few beers

[gloomy tartan]

Bro give me a few bears and I’ll lead the charge

Fucking revolution

[visual vortex]

Your wish is my command

[woven sigil]

I dont wanna know what you'd do with a few bears mate

[visual vortex]

Five bears are being to you

[gloomy tartan]

Give me some bears and alcohol and I’ll start a riot

[graceful hamlet]

Sounds unbearable

[cosmic lynx]

cry and demand an hour of aftercare

[gloomy tartan]

I’m really loud when I wanna be

I can incite riots

[jaunty path]

A man and five beers can do a lot of change

[green vector]

come play expeditions with me ik you love em

[gloomy tartan]

Give me a swig of liqr and point me at the enemy

[visual vortex]

A man and five batman popsicles can do a lot of damage

[gloomy tartan]

Your doing expeditions

Right now?

[green vector]

ye

[jaunty path]

I can shoot you in the face

[gloomy tartan]

invite me

[green vector]

[gloomy tartan]

Cuck

[jaunty path]

Expeditions just not for me

[green vector]

in game atm

[jaunty path]

And like

I've become bored of dt

Somehow

[gloomy tartan]

Heresy

Dank tide is forever

[visual vortex]

I have like 1,657 hours in darktide rn

[jaunty path]

Stinkytide

[gloomy tartan]

Your the stink

Piss master

[visual vortex]

I really just want to play another game

[jaunty path]

Idk dt went kinda dry for me

[gloomy tartan]

So what

You playing the sims ?

[visual vortex]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Tf you playing then

[visual vortex]

Im playing

[brazen pelican]

@dire kayak @modest flume Friends fucked off early, in case you still want to play. :>

[visual vortex]

Silent hill 2

[gloomy tartan]

That’s good

[jaunty path]

I still gotta finish silent hill 1

[gloomy tartan]

Silent hill rules

I like how James has demons cuz he was horny

[dire kayak]

I DO

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no my wife is dying and nurses are hot

TRAUMA

[brazen pelican]

Yay! Good goober!

[visual vortex]

The best demon was the water bug demonic cockroach

[gloomy tartan]

Pyramid head rules

They will never make soemthing as cool as him

[fleet beacon]

Day 20 of no shower, iv yet to see this nurgle fella

[gloomy tartan]

Wash your ass old man

[visual vortex]

Wowser

Go take a shower you fucking degenerate

[fleet beacon]

I'll wash it when I damn well please

[visual vortex]

I feel dirty

Im going to go take a shower

[gloomy tartan]

The govt should withhold electricity until you wash your ass

Hot take

[fleet beacon]

Nurgle owes me 5 dollars

[gloomy tartan]

Stop letting people smell like ass

Mandatory ass washing

They develop a stink sniff machine to see if you stink

[dire kayak]

i ate all showers

[fleet beacon]

Slaanesh owes me 20 but I'm not collecting that

[brazen pelican]

I'll fire up the power washer.

[dire kayak]

tzeentch owes me 556 trillion marbles

[brazen pelican]

@sleek harness Skaven.

[sudden epoch]

im darktiding it

[green vector]

[fleet beacon]

Has anyone seen my pants

[dire kayak]

i ate them

[quartz crag]

Jean steelers...

[cerulean dune]

is admech class actually confirmed yet or is it still theories and rumours

ive seen a lot of people talk about admech class like its confirmed now

[hazy kestrel]

There’s been leaks of admech only weapons

The rust-stalker’s iconic blades

So yeah, more or less confirmed

[modest flume]

I won't fuck off you early

Wait hold on

[sleek harness]

What

[hazy kestrel]

Phrasing

[sleek harness]

I just woke up

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[regal jasper]

Go back to sleep

[sleek harness]

No I need to enjoy the night

I still have 5 more hours

[regal jasper]

No you dont, go back to sleep

[sleek harness]

No

[regal jasper]

U're not welcome here, go, go

[sleek harness]

Says Lynxiee's pet

[green vector]

based

[regal jasper]

I already said, im not her pet, she's my pet

[hazy kestrel]

Got ‘em

[sleek harness]

This doesn't make sense

[regal jasper]

U dont know everything about us...

And u dont want to know

[sleek harness]

Exactly

I don't

But what does this have to do with you not being her pet

You haven't shown me proof

[regal jasper]

Let me show you, wait a minute

[brazen pelican]

Come play.

[sleek harness]

I just woke up

I wake up all confuse

Feeling like I am in another body

[brazen pelican]

That's okay. :>

[dire kayak]

first time?

[sleek harness]

Not in the trans sense

[regal jasper]

Okok lemme prove

@tawdry edge baby, can you bark for me?

[tawdry edge]

AWRF AWRF AWRF

[regal jasper]

LETS GOOO

[jaunty path]

@sleek harness howd u get ur pfp

[sleek harness]

How much did you paid Lynxiee

[tawdry edge]

i do this shit for free

[sleek harness]

I did it myself

[regal jasper]

Nothing, she paid things for me

[sleek harness]

Yeah I know

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

I am a good pixel artisist

[jaunty path]

You drew it again?

[tawdry edge]

awrooooo

[sleek harness]

Artisist?

[sleek harness]

No

I had it saved

[regal jasper]

GOOBER!!!

[sleek harness]

It was a April Fool's joke

[tawdry edge]

draw my OC for free now

[sleek harness]

Okay sure

[regal jasper]

Do it!!

[regal jasper]

Oh its that easy?

[sleek harness]

Send me examples

[regal jasper]

So draw my oc too dang

[sleek harness]

I am a pixel artist

Nobody wants to pay me shit

[regal jasper]

Understandable

[tawdry edge]

u fr or joking rn i cant tell sometimes

[sleek harness]

I will do my best

[tawdry edge]

ok hol on

[regal jasper]

Its that real?

Dang bro

[sleek harness]

What

[visual vortex]

False advertising

[sleek harness]

You thought artists charge for every art?

Even for themselves?

[regal jasper]

Do you want a hug

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

No

[regal jasper]

This will be your payment

[green vector]

[regal jasper]

[visual vortex]

I dont

[fallow vigil]

what is the 4$ 4000 Aquillas about

that a 1 time deal?

[elder merlin]

Yes

[rustic crescent]

darktide did something to my pc. kernal security error and restarted. did it twice. upon exit of darktide.

[fallow vigil]

thanks

[simple cliff]

Pokes head in through dog door.

Meow.

[visual vortex]

🫩

[simple cliff]

Skaven, this is your daily reminder I exist. I can see you typing!

[sleek harness]

A 1 time deal which would never be abused by using their cross-save mechanic

[fallow vigil]

i only have pc

[visual vortex]

This is a big issue

Fatshark should give me the moebian 21st in compensation

[dire kayak]

i owe khorne millions of marbles

help

[brazen scaffold]

these ones do not have any money; they are embezzling throne gelts

[regal jasper]

Gimme some

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man got his hair done in wakanda

[brazen scaffold]

tragic

[gloomy tartan]

He had wakandan bitches doing his line up

Giving him braids

[brazen scaffold]

he will be mourned

[gloomy tartan]

If Norman can have waves then Peter have have corn rolls

[visual vortex]

Shouldve hit it up with wonder womab

Oh eair fuck

Different franchises

[gloomy tartan]

I mean

She hulk cracked him

That’s close enough

[visual vortex]

She hulk?

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

That's revolting

[gloomy tartan]

She hulk is like iron man

She gets around

[visual vortex]

She hulk is like a 40 year old wine drinking mom

Oh wait

She actually is a wine drinking 40 year oldp

[gloomy tartan]

Is she 40?

[visual vortex]

Idk

[gloomy tartan]

In the comics Peter is like perpetually in his 20-30s

Or dead ass 18 on highschool

It depends

[visual vortex]

No he's like a little college boy

What is ge even studying

[gloomy tartan]

Spiders

How to make web

How to calculate swinging on webs

How to stop killing women with radioactive spider goo

[regal jasper]

[elder oasis]

Just normal majors

[gloomy tartan]

That happened once

[elder oasis]

It did indeed

[gloomy tartan]

They did a comic where he killed marry Jane with cancer

From his goo

[elder oasis]

We dont have to talk about tho

[regal jasper]

Wth

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[regal jasper]

Why someone write this?

[gloomy tartan]

Like they got married

He had a happy ending

And she got cancer

He finds out it was from his goo

[keen moon]

he got samurai jack'd

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man can never be happy

Or else his wife dies from his goo

[elder oasis]

We didnt have to do this

[gloomy tartan]

Or aunt may goes to hell

Or marry Jane turns out to be a fake hydro man clone who dies

Or Mary Jane gets teleported in a space portal

Or he gets mind swapped with doc ock who cucks him

[elder oasis]

That did happen also, comics are weird

[gloomy tartan]

Becomes a man spider

Aka man man bat but Spider-Man

[elder oasis]

Normal things really

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider rules

He would just eat people

[elder oasis]

Im happy for your joy

[gloomy tartan]

0 crime

[green vector]

spider these nuts

[gloomy tartan]

He’s a big tarantula man

[visual vortex]

Marvel must honestly hate him

[gloomy tartan]

His big and buff

[elder oasis]

Tarantulas are cool spiders

[gloomy tartan]

Man spider is big as hulk

And fast

It’s Spider-Man with no holding back

[mystic fossil]

Tarantulas are tarantulas… not spiders

[gloomy tartan]

He screams like a eagle

[visual vortex]

Also Peter shouldve hit it up with his landlord's daughter

She genuinely loved him

[simple cliff]

Player 1: gets downed by gunner.
Player 2: Gets to raise them, downed by gunners.
Player 3: Downed by gunners trying to raise player 1/2.
Me: Finds a safe spot to get them up from, gets downed by mauler hitting in the back.
Well at least everyone is up again so-
Everyone does the exact same thing again. Plague Ogyrn shows up. Gunners push forward. GG

[visual vortex]

And made him cookies

[gloomy tartan]

Peter gets offered so much hot women

So many women want him

Normal

Alien

Super hero

[green vector]

i think you'll find its pronounced tarantoola

[gloomy tartan]

Green

[graceful hamlet]

Imagine a team that shoots gunners

[mystic fossil]

What was the team comp

[gloomy tartan]

Spider-Man has been with she hulk and carol danvers

[simple cliff]

arby, zealot, vet, and psycher.

[graceful hamlet]

Knowing the playerbase? Probably 2 vets and a psyker

[visual vortex]

Gwen in the amazing spider man movies was badder

[green vector]

PSYCHER

[mystic fossil]

AND YALL LOST??

[elder oasis]

Except they are spiders, as all aranae are spiders.

By your logic all ancient spiders are also not spiders. You are just being tricked because you think the group called "true spiders" are the only real spiders but that is scientifically incorrect. True spiders are just the more modern group of spiders

[gloomy tartan]

Gwen belongs to miles now

[simple cliff]

THEY WOULDNT SHOOT THE GUNNERS SO I STARTED DOING IT THEN A MAULER HIT ME FROM BEHIND, AFTER CASUALLY WALKING PAST 3 TEAM MATES!

[gloomy tartan]

Peter can’t bang her anymore

[mystic fossil]

They’re all arachnids

[graceful hamlet]

We’re covered in tiny microscopic spiders that live on us

[visual vortex]

Tragedy

[mystic fossil]

No bubble no chorus no revive shout? No nuncio Aquila??

[gloomy tartan]

All the new movies has miles with Gwen

[simple cliff]

It was on cooldown.

[elder oasis]

They are also arachnids yes, but spiders are a specific group of arachnids and all of aranae are spiders

[gloomy tartan]

They decided Peter had too many women

[simple cliff]

I dunno about the others.

I was the arby.

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like Arby’s

The meat

[hazy kestrel]

No

[simple cliff]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

But they got the meat

Don’t you want that

[hazy kestrel]

Arby’s is mid fast food

Boring

[gloomy tartan]

I thought they only sold meat

The commercial says they got the meats

I assumed it was ran by orks

Meats back on the menu boys

[simple cliff]

Feed me your meat.

[gloomy tartan]

[midnight magnet]

That escalated fast.

[mystic fossil]

Ahhhh I understand it now.. why the fuck do we all em diff things?

[gloomy tartan]

Futurama made manwiches so easy to acquire

[fair bridge]

day 2 using linux

my brain is swelling to enormous proportions

women wrankle their noses as i halt by them

im so euphoric

[green vector]

bald cat

[green vector]

every time

[dire kayak]

literally me

[green vector]

that shit will never not be funny

[fair bridge]

they fucked his shit up

[visual vortex]

I think the story was a flordia man broke knto a house

Shaved the cat's head

Left

And didnt steal anything

Or maybe that was fake

[brave slate]

That or the cat is on Norwood stage 7 of male pattern baldness

[elder oasis]

True spiders are the more modern type (the kind you think of when seeing house spiders and such) while tarantulas are more derived or "primitive" so thats what makes them different.

Id think of it like how old world monkeys (most apes) and new world monkeys (most modern monkeys) are both considered primates but are still distinct groups

[brave slate]

Send the cat to Turkey right now

[elder oasis]

Primates sorry

Not apes primates

[green vector]

oh shit crumbussy is back

thought you died

[green vector]

[visual vortex]

Avg beanie fan

[midnight magnet]

Must be something in the air...

[brave slate]

Had some minor family emergency but I'm back again

[green vector]

ah i hope everything is alright chad

[visual vortex]

Welckme back

[river ingot]

who is the worst primarch?

[visual vortex]

Uhhh

Nightlords one?

Idk

[brave slate]

What did I miss? Anyone got banned in my absence?

[visual vortex]

Not sure

[green vector]

that paul guy did idk about anyone else

[visual vortex]

So many people leave and return

[green vector]

wait no joe

not paul

[potent sage]

my frames are dying

[visual vortex]

Joe?

[potent sage]

how could i possibly fix this

[visual vortex]

Wait

No

[green vector]

ya

[brave slate]

Joe mama

[green vector]

he had a red jester pfp

[visual vortex]

Oh

[brave slate]

Hmmmmm

[visual vortex]

What he'd do

[brave slate]

Not too familiar

[potent sage]

that guy was such a chud

[green vector]

transphobia apparently

idk i didnt see it

[brave slate]

Ngl I kinda missed this place

[green vector]

missed you too chad

[visual vortex]

Chud documenting her own species 🙏

[potent sage]

no but fr he was

he said the most topical shit about like black people

and immigrants

he was also just kinda a patronizing asshole to me everytime i talked in chat

whatever...... we ball

[visual vortex]

Whatever.... we ball

[midnight magnet]

Well now.

Balls it is.

[visual vortex]

Warhamer fifty fucking periods

Balls

[potent sage]

does anybody have any fixes for my abysmal frames

[jaunty path]

@stiff elbow your kindred is here

[potent sage]

thats me

[visual vortex]

Lower graphics or something

[jaunty path]

y u on an alt

[dire kayak]

missus

[potent sage]

im evading ban 😲

[visual vortex]

Goober shut up lore is happening

[south valve]

Evil ant

[potent sage]

no but fr

my account got suspended

[visual vortex]

For what

[jaunty path]

why??

[brave slate]

Pay the Nvidia tithe to Jensen Huang and get a 5090

[potent sage]

i said something n discord took it out of context

as usual

[jaunty path]

It fuckin happens :/

[green vector]

maybe dont say fucked up shit all the time

[dire kayak]

hooouuugghhh i need more painting

[visual vortex]

Everything i say is awfully out of context

Ive yet to be suspended

[potent sage]

when i submitted an appeal they straight up denied it like an hour later

[south valve]

I'm really curious what it is, but I guess you won't be able to say it

[potent sage]

im pretty sure they didnt even read it

[visual vortex]

Actually that might improve my life because i wont be in a shithole

[potent sage]

there is important context to be had abt it

and im too lazy to get into it

so i wont

[south valve]

Fair enough

[visual vortex]

90% of it was about chuds

And chudtopia

[potent sage]

but it wasnt bad tho

[dire kayak]

what did she say

[south valve]

I'll just assume it was like

[potent sage]

do you ever stop taking dick

bounce bounce bounce thats all im seeing dude

[south valve]

"HAAANK, DON'T ABBREVIATE CHALLENGE POINTS"

or something

[visual vortex]

I mustve struck a nerve

[green vector]

really doesnt take much to set you off does it

[potent sage]

eventually it'll get funny 🙏🏽

[green vector]

jesus

[visual vortex]

Lmao

[blazing ibex]

Wow.

[green vector]

learn to banter

[brave slate]

Don't pretend like you won't be right back on an alt account

[visual vortex]

I dont have an alt

This is my alt

[potent sage]

whatever

we ball

[visual vortex]

I deleted my main account for a joke

[dire kayak]

never abbreviate cognition points

[midnight magnet]

Don't forget the tentacles, they are common thing around here.

[brave slate]

Hmmm.... All this we ball talk... I'm crafting a joke

[south valve]

Or San Andreas

[green vector]

is it about the scrotum

[potent sage]

i will say this

there are people in public servers that have said ten times worse than what i have said

and i have gotten banned for less

abhorrent

[jaunty path]

Someone might have reported you

[visual vortex]

Metal sonic is so cool

[brave slate]

What's the difference between a dancer in a tutu and someone who pegs NBA players?

[green vector]

wat

[south valve]

Discord moderation is always infallible, what are you talking about?

[visual vortex]

Discord is a failure of a site

Because im still here

[south valve]

(not aimed at this server, I should say)

[brave slate]

One's a Ballerina and the other is ina Baller

[jaunty path]

why is the arbitrator saying this

[south valve]

Because I'm not sarcastic

[green vector]

discord moderation is perfect how dare you

[blazing ibex]

100% someone did

[dire kayak]

i glaze blood paint so hard

[visual vortex]

Discord we love you 🫶

[blazing ibex]

Discord usually doesn't autoban people like that

[green vector]

just glaze mods and you never get in trouble

[south valve]

Discord charging like £23 for a spiderman banner

or dollarydoos

[visual vortex]

What the fuck?

[green vector]

LMFAO

[visual vortex]

People pay that?

[south valve]

Probably

[floral dragon]

Yo i just hopped on after a while and we got expeditions now. Is this like a bigger map?

[blazing ibex]

BRB, gonna become a Discord mod's "kitten" so I can spout numerous profanities.

[green vector]

unfathomably based

[brave slate]

That's what happens when J. Jonah Jameson pays Peter too much for pictures of Spiderman

[dire kayak]

blood paint is so fun to use i glaze it so hard

[visual vortex]

Jeffrey Dahmer said the same shit btw

[green vector]

different game mode

fairly lackluster

[tired steeple]

It is a coooooold night

[visual vortex]

No it's warm outside

[south valve]

Goober, are you a bloodthirster?

[blazing ibex]

Escape from Darkov

[tired steeple]

No she’s a dog

[south valve]

Oh okay

[tired steeple]

Escape from tarkov? More like escape the shitty toilet cause the game’s a bunch of crap

[visual vortex]

Dogs dont have digits though

[potent sage]

pvppygirl... natiQn...

[midnight magnet]

Escape from Duckov is good. 🙂

[jaunty path]

ESCAPE THE SKIBIDI TOILET TYCOON

[tired steeple]

Is that ant

[floral dragon]

I see. Also I did the twitch stuff. I know it's finicky sometimes on games but all my stuff was linked but don't see the cosmetics In game. Do you or anyone know how to troubleshoot that?

[tired steeple]

Yes it is

[potent sage]

hello auto

[green vector]

no idea bro

[visual vortex]

Escape from Tarkov?

[potent sage]

main got suspended

[visual vortex]

More like

[blazing ibex]

Dark Raiders

[visual vortex]

HD2

[tired steeple]

Glad they’re still alive and haven’t been banned for being #darkwoke

[blazing ibex]

Uh

[tired steeple]

Oh what happened

[potent sage]

discord bureaucracy refuses to acknowledge me

[floral dragon]

Alright np.

[green vector]

zinger

[visual vortex]

Because they are sooooo alike

[tired steeple]

Yeah that’s discord

[potent sage]

fuck my foid life

[blazing ibex]

How do I spin Marathon in a way that makes sense for Darktide

[dire kayak]

NUH UHH

[tired steeple]

One of the first extraction shooters

[dire kayak]

MEOW

[tired steeple]

What

[jaunty path]

Just so you know there was a data breach for those who made tickets

[potent sage]

my friend gave me a free month of nitro

[tired steeple]

Oh

Yeah

[umbral osprey]

O ight

[blazing ibex]

Darkathon?

[visual vortex]

Guys what if we dont reach chudtopia 🫣

[potent sage]

im going to genuinely ropemaxx 😭

[tired steeple]

Sorry too used to trans women being dogs

[neat spire]

bars bro

[blazing ibex]

Maratide?

[dire kayak]

me too

[tired steeple]

Man we need a new social media

The amount of data breadhes

[potent sage]

migrate to teamspeak

[tired steeple]

Breaches

[potent sage]

IMMEDIATELY

[whole bough]

we need social media to not exist

[tired steeple]

I am not using teamspeak

[whole bough]

fr

[hazy kestrel]

Henlo

[visual vortex]

Guys hop on the 3DS

[hazy kestrel]

Pals

[jaunty path]

This platform needs to fall ngl

[neat spire]

kik messaging atp

[south valve]

Hi!

[tired steeple]

Right forgot can’t say that

[fair bridge]

what happened to your old account

[brave slate]

We need to revive msn messenger

[jaunty path]

I should cancel my nitro, eventually.

[green vector]

kik lmaooooooooooooo

[tired steeple]

I’d rather someone take a cheese grater to my nipples

[green vector]

remember spamming the fucking nudge a 1000 times

[dire kayak]

if discord didnt exist i wouldnt be able to talk to my friends

[fair bridge]

stoat is a pretty sick discord-esque client

[visual vortex]

I would still be able to talk to my friends

[green vector]

paying for discord omegalul

[visual vortex]

Because they dont exist

[south valve]

Reject friends, cope with loneliness by eating cheese

[tired steeple]

I absolutely hate nitro it’s so bloody useless lmao

[visual vortex]

And i imagine them to fuel my narcissistic delusions e

[fair bridge]

if it weren't for paying discord you would never have baldo

perchance

[green vector]

anyone tryna play expeditions with me lacey and her waifu?

[potent sage]

got suspended 4 something out of context

[green vector]

thats a good ass point

[green vector]

ill allow it

[tired steeple]

Oh I didn’t know lacey had another half that’s nice

[brave slate]

What does nitro even do?

[potent sage]

discord support refuses to acknowledge me

[fair bridge]

oooooooohhh my god youre a terrorist

[potent sage]

gives u a bunch of cool flair on ur profiles

[potent sage]

yep

Five Thousand Year Jihad Against Discord

[visual vortex]

When there's a data breach people get your credit card info

[tired steeple]

You pay ten bucks to get a thing on your profile

And it looks like shit

Opening discord to immediately get flashbanged

[green vector]

worth it for bald cat pic ngl

[visual vortex]

I open discord

And see nothing

[neat spire]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[dire kayak]

ant should be banned she stole my cat treats

[hazy kestrel]

Epic embed fail

[neat spire]

indeed. i cant use these systems

[brave slate]

I'm gonna start moving back to cash transactions only

[fair bridge]

why

[visual vortex]

Because paying in only pennies is funny

[blazing ibex]

You wouldn't be able to even if you get the permissions here

[green vector]

crumboe you playin darktide?

[blazing ibex]

General chat is in gay baby jail

[brave slate]

Cant have your card details stolen if you don't have a card

[fair bridge]

can't have your money stolen if you have no money

[visual vortex]

General chat is cringe ass nay nay baby gulag

[brave slate]

They'll never find out where my gold is buried

[hazy kestrel]

Cease

I hate its smug aura

[green vector]

the pot has spoken

[hazy kestrel]

It mocks me

[visual vortex]

I hate dustborne

[green vector]

what the fuck even is it from

that pot

[tired steeple]

Duskbloods looks like dogshit btw

[visual vortex]

The internet

[fair bridge]

licht won't fucking tell me

[tired steeple]

Yugioh

[fair bridge]

and i'm too lazy to look it up

[dire kayak]

can i eat the pot

[tired steeple]

The pot is from Yugioh

It’s called pot of greed

[fair bridge]

i could probably find it in like a minute but ahdhh

[south valve]

People usually smoke it

[fair bridge]

that is NOT the pot of greed do you even KNOW what it looks like

not even close

[visual vortex]

My brother did

[fair bridge]

they're both green that's it

[visual vortex]

Now he coughs wverywhwre

[tired steeple]

It’s like a fan model or something

[visual vortex]

And has a thinning hairline

[green vector]

oh fuck tell her

[tired steeple]

It’s supposed to be pot of greed

[fair bridge]

you're such a

[green vector]

sry

[fair bridge]

hang on i'll find it

bastards

[visual vortex]

A...?

[tired steeple]

oioioi

Yeah what was that

Ooo moderators! Mallow was gonna say something!

[midnight magnet]

You have been called out!

Ha!

[visual vortex]

I have this video on my phone of a guy in school in class doing that

Before slamming his desk and standing up with his tongue out saying backa or something

Backa or baka

[fair bridge]

oh my god i've found so many smug jugs

[tired steeple]

Oh god don’t remind me

I’ve seen that

[visual vortex]

Idfk i dont watch anime

[fair bridge]

#zealot-class message

[visual vortex]

Im sorry

[south valve]

I like the especially devious pot

bottom right

[visual vortex]

Redbubble

[brave slate]

I'm tempted to see if I can find one on Etsy or something

[south valve]

You want to buy it?

[visual vortex]

I have a jar of bee pollen ive been eating a ton of

[brave slate]

I'd like to pour my guests water from my smug jug

[visual vortex]

I havent searched up if mass consumption of bee pollen is healthy

[jaunty path]

its hip to bees

[fair bridge]

mystery solved

now i have unlimited smug jugs

[visual vortex]

Guys we did

We solved a mystery

[fair bridge]

back to homework

[visual vortex]

That took like 10 seconds

[jaunty path]

h*mework

[visual vortex]

🙌

My toes are cold and feel like they were dipped in frigid water

[brave slate]

hom*work

[green vector]

try putting on sucks

socks

[brave slate]

Make a hot foot bath. That shit is cash

[green vector]

SUCKS LMAO

[visual vortex]

Nono

I like it

It feels nice

[midnight magnet]

Socks suck!

[brave slate]

And if you have nice feet you can sell the water to some freaks on the internet

[midnight magnet]

Or pictures.

[visual vortex]

Ill send you one of my toenails in the mail

$400

[south valve]

what the fuck

[green vector]

thats goin in the book

[visual vortex]

Here comes the BANK 🤑

[brave slate]

For that money it better have a signed Polaroid of the source toe as a certificate of authentication

[south valve]

This going in the Bible as the ultimate sin

[green vector]

my right big toe has no nail

got that stump action goin on

[visual vortex]

Lucky

I hate nails

[jaunty path]

I thought about getting the toes thing discord just did

but

i dont think i will

[dire kayak]

meow

[green vector]

the what now

[tired steeple]

Toes?

[brave slate]

Go to the hardware store and buy some more

[visual vortex]

Nails deeply revolt me

[tired steeple]

There was someone here with a fucking juri-han feet thing on their profile

Why is that even a thing you can buy

[jaunty path]

Yes they did another feet thing

[jaunty path]

shock value

gets sales

attention

company doing "out of character" thing

[visual vortex]

Because people goon so much they need weird fetishes to feel something

[tired steeple]

Okay but there is like a genuine dev team member of capcom with a foot fetish

[jaunty path]

Good for them!

feet are hot

[tired steeple]

Juri in the menus just has extremely detailed feet just pressed against the screen

[brave slate]

How totally wacky and zany

[visual vortex]

I love the art director that made chun-li

[tired steeple]

I’m not really that into street fighter thoigh

Or fighting games at all

[visual vortex]

When asked about why her lefs are si big

He basically said

"Because big thighs are hot."

[dire kayak]

the huh>

[visual vortex]

And went on a 30 minute talk about it

[hazy kestrel]

Holy based

[visual vortex]

I want to meet this guy

[hazy kestrel]

Same

[visual vortex]

Mr. Yasuda

THANK YOU 🙏

[south valve]

Reminds me that the guy who made Pootis Engage also makes porn

[dire kayak]

hmmm

should i paint my saturnine terminators as iron warriors or salamanders

[tired steeple]

Iron warriors

Fuck salamanders

That’s not a suggestion. Someone’s about to say “don’t mind if I do”

[brave slate]

Isn't that the inevitable course of all those who get into animation?

[tired steeple]

Derpixon makes regular animation mow

Now

[south valve]

yeah true

[south valve]

meow

[brave slate]

For now

[dire kayak]

mrrrrp

[south valve]

I guess a lot of people probably want to be regular animators but have to do NSFW because it's way more high demand

[tired steeple]

No it’s the opposite. They started nsfw and just make sfw now

[visual vortex]

Redemption arc

[brave slate]

Nsfw animation probably helps pay the bills when you're starting out

[south valve]

Yeah

[visual vortex]

Also i forgot Yoko Taro pretty much said that 2B wears heels because he finds it hot

These guys are going somewhere

Not somewhere a lot of people would like

But somewhere I LIKE

[hard gorge]

And some people just like drawing people fuck

[visual vortex]

Id pay for a collab

[tired steeple]

I should finish nier

[hard gorge]

Wait didnt the dev for quake or something make the wet footsteps sounds by recording him slapping his wife's wet ass

[south valve]

WHAT

[visual vortex]

I think he said "I just really like girls" for the reason for the high heels

[brave slate]

Much better than Kojimas weak ass explanation as to why Quiet ran around in a bikini

[visual vortex]

What'd he say

[tired steeple]

Half life 1

[hard gorge]

Oh it was black mesa

[hard gorge]

YEAH was about to say

[jaunty path]

BRUH

[south valve]

The guy is hot too though

[visual vortex]

Im not gay

[hard gorge]

"The light open handed slap of a wet ass cheek. Ill let your imagination fill in the rest of the blanks. And a hearty thank you to my wife Kala, who has helped in so many aspects of the project"

[visual vortex]

But i can appreciate an honest homie

A real hambone

[brave slate]

People joked about it when she was first revealed and he said something along the lines of "when you hear the truth you will be ashamed of your words and deeds" and in the end the reasoning was just that she could photosynthesize

Just say you think she's hotter half naked

[visual vortex]

That is so lame

Shouldve just said it was hot

[brave slate]

The End in mgs3 could do the same and we didn't get bikini grandpa

[south valve]

Photosynthesise like

the plant thing?

[visual vortex]

Yes

[brave slate]

Yes

[visual vortex]

God that's so lame

[south valve]

Is she a plant?

[brave slate]

Or breathe through her skin or some shit

[south valve]

Oh

I see

[brave slate]

She had combined with the parasite mcguffin from mgs5

[visual vortex]

Bro atp just say you thought it would be hot 🙏

[brave slate]

So she had an ability that conveniently required her to be barely clothed

[visual vortex]

Same game where keanu reeves fights a guy and they make a pizza

[hard gorge]

The two pillars of Metal Gear are extreme homosexuality and hot women who die

Its pretty based

[brave slate]

And in all the newer Kojima games, detailed scans of actresses feet

[visual vortex]

You think she'd wear like an oversized t-shirt or baggy clothes

[dire kayak]

these cupcakes are so good

[visual vortex]

Or like something decent

[dire kayak]

[green vector]

LMFAO

[hard gorge]

Cause if snake can get a skintight sneaking suit then she can wear something tight too

Snake isnt the only one eho gets to be hot

[visual vortex]

Ngl

Quiet isnt that attractive to me

[hard gorge]

Next to snake? She stands no chance

[visual vortex]

Next to chun-li?

No chancep

[south valve]

Next to Rannick?

No chance

[visual vortex]

Next to beast of nurgle?

No chance

[south valve]

Chance

[hard gorge]

Next to Sonichu? Zap to the extreme!

[visual vortex]

Next to chris chan?

He's taken

Has an interdimensional boyfriend

[south valve]

Is Titus hot?

[visual vortex]

Titus?

Looks like my dad

[south valve]

Captain Titus

[dire kayak]

morrow is the hottest

[south valve]

Is your dad hot?

[tired steeple]

some people mighht like him

my gf's taste in women is very interesting

[visual vortex]

That's my dad im not chris chan to his mom

[dire kayak]

eating cupcake wrappers rn

[tired steeple]

I do that often

more so with muffins though

[south valve]

"I'd like to see a leash around Morrow's throat" - Rannick

[dire kayak]

do you eat your cupcakes with the peel or without?

[brave slate]

Good source of fibre