#general-chat

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hazy kestrel
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How goes it?

simple cliff
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Is Personman still responding to me btw? Because half my chat is 'blocked messages'.

hazy kestrel
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Oh nice lmao

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I won the argument

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He blocked me

hazy kestrel
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Lmfao

languid hazel
hazy kestrel
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I’ve won.

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Ggs

simple cliff
# thin wagon Do you care?

That's the problem. There is no decent way for me do things without either 1. Private group. 2. trying to convince strangers and half of them don't read chat.

blazing ibex
elder merlin
hazy kestrel
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Back to work I go.

stuck crescent
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I'm sorry

simple cliff
# thin wagon Do you care?

Not really. But he did say he was leaving the convo and people are saying things that I might be missing the context to.

thin wagon
languid hazel
thin wagon
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Simple as. Life goes on.

hazy kestrel
simple cliff
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It gets annoying. I try to bring up an issue and every time there is some weirdo in the discord that gets really offended at it.

thin wagon
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Another round of Darktide will resume.

hazy kestrel
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Ignoring what they said lmao

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It’s funny

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How people move the goalposts when you quote them

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But c’est la vie.

thin wagon
hazy kestrel
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You can’t make some people understand

thin wagon
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A universal truth

simple cliff
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My entire argument is that if you join a game in progress and you decide 'fuck you' to the host then you're being a problems.

hazy kestrel
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Apparently they’re against people running off and doing the objectives solo

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Can’t cope with efficiency

simple cliff
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I'll just go back to the forums because now you're replying to messages I can't see so this is going to get really annoying real fast, lol.

hazy kestrel
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Lmao

simple cliff
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ANYWAYS!

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Any melee weapons that aren't meta but are fun to level?

thin wagon
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All of em by that logic.

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All melee is fun

simple cliff
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I am not a fan of the knife but that's just my playstyle.

hazy kestrel
modest flume
hazy kestrel
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Hello Bushman

simple cliff
languid hazel
hazy kestrel
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All there is to it

brazen pelican
languid hazel
simple cliff
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I never liked the thammer, I hate to admit it.

thin wagon
simple cliff
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I always preferred the evis.

languid hazel
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-# the elviscerator is good too :3

simple cliff
languid hazel
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-# it and the relic blade are my personal faves. Granted i am something of a sword lesbian so :3

brazen pelican
proper light
simple cliff
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Teeny tiny letters.

proper light
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I swapped to the relic blade.

languid hazel
simple cliff
proper light
languid hazel
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-# (Vivian Ataira) :3

proper light
languid hazel
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-# ooooh nice! Love to see folks with art of their chars!

dire kayak
languid hazel
brazen pelican
proper light
stuck crescent
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BEST WEAPON

proper light
simple cliff
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Brothers, I already have the chain sword and axe at mastery 20.

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I cannot chain any harder.

modest flume
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Yes you can

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Eviscerator

hazy kestrel
modest flume
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Both of them, even

hazy kestrel
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Nothing else is as fun

proper light
brazen pelican
nocturne bloom
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Ogryn slap is the only viable melee

proper light
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My favorite melee weapon is the tactical axe. :D

hazy kestrel
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Seen some crazy zealots with that

proper light
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I didn’t realize how good it was.

boreal hamlet
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Eviscerator and Boltgun make playing my zealot soooo much fun! 😍

proper light
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I use it as my main weapon on my hive scum for my melee build. For zealot I use relic blade.

modest flume
brazen pelican
proper light
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I’ve never really liked axes as a weapon type generally speaking, but the taxe is great.

brazen pelican
nocturne bloom
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And im all for being slapped

modest flume
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Slap or slap punch?

modest flume
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If you're going full slap punch then I'll accept that

nocturne bloom
brazen pelican
modest flume
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If you're not doing slap punch, then... why

simple cliff
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Is it weird I don't like power weapons even if they're really good just because they don't 'feel' impactful?

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I like a good thunk when I whack someone.

modest flume
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Nothing wrong with that

languid hazel
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-# thammer feels very impactful when powered up

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-# especially when you see the damage it’s done to your targets body

hazy kestrel
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Yes

modest flume
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Choose what you want, and if it's getting results, then it works, simple as

brazen pelican
modest flume
languid hazel
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-# if there’s a weapon you don’t like using, do what I did and buy a bunch of that weapon to turn into weapon xo c:

stuck crescent
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MISTER E SAID SO

simple cliff
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THe dueling sword is meta?

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Why?

proper light
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Mobility.

simple cliff
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Ew

drowsy lynx
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And you can just brain off heavy spam with mk4

proper light
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Good rending and it goes zoom.

simple cliff
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Killing armor is good. Mobility is sometimes good depending on the build.

stuck crescent
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The trade off is being unsatisfying to use

hazy kestrel
modest flume
hazy kestrel
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No bonk = bad

stuck wasp
drowsy lynx
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Another benefit is the beast of nurgle has something to pick it's teeth with after it eats the noob that tries to melee one with it

modest flume
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Before the DS was the knife for the same thing

simple cliff
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I got scared by some builds. "Ok... is he using that mobility to rapid fire kill specials or is he-oh fuck he's 5 miles ahead of everyone else and not slowing down."

thick coyote
modest flume
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But then they decided to make the DS for all classes instead of Psyker exclusive

proper light
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Knife also lets you go zoom if need be.

simple cliff
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I have carried meh-ish players even when someone else is speedrunning out of pure spite.

thick coyote
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The only drawback is like
The worst horde clearing melee in the game

dire kayak
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the high from getting gore paint is wearing off

hazy kestrel
modest flume
stuck crescent
modest flume
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It's stale though

thick coyote
stuck crescent
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GOD I HATE KRIEG

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(in case you all forgot)

simple cliff
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Granted you did read one of the worse possible books.

modest flume
thick coyote
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He's only the #34 that hates krieg

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Daring

stuck crescent
proper light
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But yeah. The dueling sword isn’t a bad weapon. It’s got its uses.

modest flume
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Ah I see loregryn

simple cliff
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Bro read "Dead Men Walking". Have pity for him.

modest flume
stuck crescent
hazy kestrel
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Their books are so boring

modest flume
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Effort is the number one enemy of Darktide players, after all

obtuse oak
simple cliff
hazy kestrel
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Hello Hank! :)

stuck crescent
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BEST WEAPON

somber stream
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"Isn't a bad weapon"

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Such words

hazy kestrel
somber stream
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For the Dueling sword

hazy kestrel
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Fixed that for you

somber stream
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The Gods slayer

proper light
simple cliff
hazy kestrel
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Man, work is going slow today

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I have to drag out the 2 easy things I even have to work on for 3 more hours

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I’m so bored

rain idol
hazy kestrel
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Processing cement material tickets atm

stuck crescent
# hazy kestrel Thunderhammer*

NAH MISS ME WITH. CHAINSWORD BEST WEAPON IN GAME, METAEST WEAPON, FAT SHARK SHOULD JUST REMOVE EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T CHAINSWORD

simple cliff
dire kayak
simple cliff
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Because the weapons do be playing differently, therefore the best weapon for one never has a 100% chance of being the best weapon for someone else.

stuck crescent
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Thunderhammer? More like CHAINHAMMER

Duel sword? DUEL CHAIN

dire kayak
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20 more mercer spheres

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it would be kinda cool to have a chain weapon that can parry

simple cliff
thick coyote
hazy kestrel
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But I get the sentiment

stuck crescent
hazy kestrel
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Would be cool

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BAZINGA

neon agate
simple cliff
somber stream
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Isn't it funny, how a Falchion is called a Heavy sword, and the Cutlass is called a Falchion

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It's not like the name are licensed

simple cliff
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...If two chainswords collide do they just break on the spot?

stuck crescent
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That is funny

simple cliff
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Damn

hazy kestrel
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The teeth go everywhere

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Messes it up good

thick coyote
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Frag grenade lol

somber stream
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Dueling sword

Dueling Sabre?

simple cliff
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Thus the chainsword is the ultimate weapon for parrying by lore standards because it can chain any weapon in half expect maybe power weapons and mutally break another dude's chainsword. But you planned for that. Whips out backup chainsword.

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This is why the 'chain dagger' should be a thing, for a 2nd backup.

stuck crescent
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CHECKMATE MISTER E

stuck crescent
simple cliff
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GOOD!

tired compass
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guys, is farming 250k tech remnants doable? I am at 120k and already bored

hazy kestrel
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Yeah

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Plenty boring though

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I agree

dire kayak
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heretic this
heretic that
why dont you here-take a girl out on a date

simple cliff
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My advice for farming. Malice and try leveling up masteries are weapons that aren't 'good' but become very good at malice. There are a few.

hazy kestrel
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But I haven’t yet mustered up the courage to talk to very tall women.

thick coyote
hazy kestrel
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Soon

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It’s funny that the rewards don’t scale at all

jaunty path
simple cliff
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Braced autogun at malice and lower, lotta fun.

simple cliff
hazy kestrel
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Yeah

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That doesn’t matter though

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When you’re drowning in it

simple cliff
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...After one havoc, yeah.

dire kayak
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12 mercer spheres left

jaunty path
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ye

hazy kestrel
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Been sitting pretty at max penance points forever

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So boring

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Nothing cool to work towards

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I think I may be burned out

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Maybe

gloomy tartan
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They should recreate history in vr chat

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Like D day

jaunty path
dire kayak
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she mercer on my sphere till i somersloop

hazy kestrel
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I wish I could unread that

gloomy tartan
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Remember when they called Sarah Jessica Parker horse face

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That was kind of fucked up lol

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Just calling this bitch horse face for her entire early career

hazy kestrel
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Who

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I’m not informed on celebrity nonsense

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As you probably already know by my music taste

gloomy tartan
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Well she’s a centaur actress irl

jaunty path
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yeah stop listening to playboy carty personman

gloomy tartan
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Apparently

stuck crescent
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I know not your music taste

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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You listen to playboy carti ?

hazy kestrel
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None of this modern slop

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Get that shit outta my face

hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
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I just like oi

hazy kestrel
jaunty path
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my english prof said i have the music taste of a 50 year old man

gloomy tartan
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Wow you fucks are all fetuses

jaunty path
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Because I knew Men at work

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lmfao

gloomy tartan
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LMAO

obtuse oak
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blindly decrying all modern music as slop is just as tasteless as only listening to mainstream radio hits

jaunty path
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and actually knew more than that one song

obtuse oak
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two sides of the same coin

simple cliff
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I must go. I need to lock tf in.

hazy kestrel
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You’re probably right Hank

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However…

gloomy tartan
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Y’all fuck with some Hall and Oats?

jaunty path
simple cliff
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And I love y'all too much so I must close the discord to avoid distractions.

gloomy tartan
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I love me some Hall and Oats

stuck crescent
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I wish I could say I like skinhead music without having to immediately add "not the racist stuff"

hazy kestrel
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I choose to deny your logic and subsist in my own. thumbsup_ogryn

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
jaunty path
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Its cereal.

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suck it up

gloomy tartan
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No I mean the song

jaunty path
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theres deadass a band called Meatloaf

gloomy tartan
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They had music in gta vice city

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It was peak

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Hall and oats slaps

jaunty path
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then the cranberries..

gloomy tartan
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Two dudes

jaunty path
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and vanilla fudge..

gloomy tartan
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HEY

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THE CRANBERRIES FUCK

jaunty path
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😭

gloomy tartan
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They are awesome okay

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Don’t bad mouth the cranberries

jaunty path
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no shade i dont even listen to their music

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lmfao

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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There’s a band even called chicken foot

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There’s so many funny band names tbh

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I like screeching weasel

jaunty path
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Butthole Surfers is a favorite of mine

stuck crescent
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I like.....idles, they're not old....I think

gloomy tartan
jaunty path
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yeee

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My favorite song is vampire in houston

gloomy tartan
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wtf how do you know the butthole surfers

simple cliff
jaunty path
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spotify i think

gloomy tartan
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Well you have nice taste

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I like this old punk band called PAIN

jaunty path
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thnx :3

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I need to hunt for more music though

gloomy tartan
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Their name is PAIN

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They have a jabber jaw album

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Boomerang used to hire random bands to play cartoon theme songs

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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So they did a whole album themed after jabber jaw

hazy kestrel
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Return to boomer music.

whole glade
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i hate buying Horsy horus bits for kibashin

jaunty path
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time to read necron slop

hazy kestrel
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Depends on the group though

jaunty path
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you are

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reminding me

gloomy tartan
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Do you like Louie Armstrong ?

jaunty path
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of a very

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particular genre

hazy kestrel
jaunty path
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that i just cannot remember

gloomy tartan
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He play the BROOOOOO da DRUIUIU BRAS DOOOOOO LRAA ROOOOOOO

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it’s peak

stuck crescent
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I like some post soviet stuff, kino is alright

gloomy tartan
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WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD

hazy kestrel
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“In the still of the night” is a certified classic.

gloomy tartan
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brbrbrbrbrbrbbt

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Cest le vie

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I love that song

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Especially when the album cover is a fish in a bath tub

hazy kestrel
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Life is a Cabaret is one of my favorites

gloomy tartan
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Le fish tho

jaunty path
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personman

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do you use spotify

gloomy tartan
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Check out le fish missus

hazy kestrel
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No

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Only Pandora

dire kayak
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30 thousand volts of pure eviction

jaunty path
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fuck

gloomy tartan
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I got lazy using pandora I preffer YouTube as stupid as that is

dire kayak
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whats pandora?

gloomy tartan
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I also never use Spotify or SoundCloud

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Music radio

hazy kestrel
jaunty path
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See like

stuck crescent
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We're sharing music now?

jaunty path
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I wanna share my music

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and this band name is like

dire kayak
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i use spotify

jaunty path
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not writeable

gloomy tartan
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What?

hazy kestrel
jaunty path
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its not against the rules

gloomy tartan
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Wdy mean?

jaunty path
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the whole font is like

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impossible

gloomy tartan
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I listen to cheerleader road kill

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That’s a punk band

stuck crescent
gloomy tartan
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That’s all chill

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wtf I expected piss

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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Every time I have a productive conversation here, you all make me need eye bleach

gloomy tartan
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Okay but check out le fish 🐟

glacial bone
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Is the arbites class worth the price?

gloomy tartan
glacial bone
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Just curious.

hazy kestrel
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:(

gloomy tartan
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Return to France with le fish

gloomy tartan
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🇫🇷

hazy kestrel
stuck crescent
gloomy tartan
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Le fish activates my French genes

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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The intro HITS ME WHERE I LIVE

hazy kestrel
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Great accordion player

gloomy tartan
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I would love to listen to some of that

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Oh this some good shit

hazy kestrel
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I’ll have to dm ya some recommendations

gloomy tartan
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I got you bro you wanna listen to a man play flute in a river ?

hazy kestrel
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Indifference is one of my faves

gloomy tartan
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It’s PEAK

hazy kestrel
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YES

simple cliff
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Today is just out to piss me off.

gloomy tartan
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Look at this fat man water spirit

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Watch as he plays his river music

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They use the water to make the music

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He dead ass makes cartoon noises

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Also he’s an amazing artist rip

jaunty path
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ok

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better

jaunty path
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i saw this before

hazy kestrel
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Mongolian Throat singing is cool too

simple cliff
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Karnak twins on hersey, I am doing the campaign, leveling, not playing very well because i am feeling a bit sick. Notice the team is struggling, type in chat some advice since I've beaten the twins on damnation and auric.

The teammate who has been dead silent the whole suddenly fines his voice and starts screaming into the mic until I mute him. Though he did use the word 'dweeb' unironically a few times which was funny af.

gloomy tartan
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The lighting is so great

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Liek it looks like a fairy tale

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I wish I was playing music with the water spirit man rn

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Fuck taxes

simple cliff
hazy kestrel
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No, because then I have to deal with people who don’t know how to drive.

gloomy tartan
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Shaggy

hazy kestrel
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Abolish roads, return to horse drawn carts

gloomy tartan
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Shawty your my angel

simple cliff
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...Guys, gimmie some more things that are funded by taxes or i am going ot lose this argument. Help.

gloomy tartan
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Okay but have you seen THIS before

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Johnny storm the human torch rapping

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And it’s real

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They made this mf rap

dire kayak
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meow

gloomy tartan
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It’s called flame on

fading otter
gloomy tartan
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The issues with horses is the shitting

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They used to have to build buildings off the street

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Cuz the streets were filled with horse corpses and horse shit

keen hornet
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wait does arbites have the same intro as the other classes

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i always skip the prologue

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
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Do you rike it ?

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White boy johhny rapping

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Over a girl

keen hornet
gloomy tartan
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It just goes to show don’t act cool to get girls or else they’ll dump you or something

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Thanks human torch

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They should make him rap again

dire kayak
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i wish it was socially acceptable to scream at the top of your lungs

blazing ibex
merry harness
keen hornet
fading otter
gloomy tartan
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Funky

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🪩

surreal glen
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so just started looking for anyone else whos fairly new to play with

dire kayak
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coughing poxwalker vs exterminatus

tender horizon
gloomy tartan
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The cops might

surreal glen
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only if you keep doing it for like 10 min

hidden whale
gloomy tartan
simple cliff
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Heresy remains the cursed difficulty.

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There is something about the people that play on it, that just isn't right.

gloomy tartan
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I hate aurics

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Heresy is my go to

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Malice was too easy

simple cliff
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Aurics are bad for a different reason.

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Heresey is basically "I am going to have to carry." and Auric is "EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE SKILLED BUT VERY SELFISH!"

gloomy tartan
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Yeah fuck aurics

simple cliff
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Karnac twins on heresy with my least skilled class (Arbitor). Ok, still easy. I tell them to focus rhinda while I whack and tank Rondin since I got a shield.

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Too compilicated, couldn't do it.

gloomy tartan
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Dou you need help

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Ainz is good at twins

simple cliff
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No, I've soloed these fucks on damnation. I am just playing a class I am weak at.

gloomy tartan
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I’ve done hardmode with a team too

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Ohhhhh

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Your trying to get gud

simple cliff
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Still leveling it and yeah.

hazy kestrel
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Hard mode is fun

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Haven’t played it in a while

gloomy tartan
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Yeah

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Easier than you think with a full team that doesn’t suck

hazy kestrel
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I remember when it first released

simple cliff
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It is though funny enough I never got the penance and charm for it because I had to go out to sea during 2nd half of the offensive and now it's not 'the thing' anymore.

hazy kestrel
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I spent 6 hours straight on hard mode for the funny gold insignia.

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Good times

gloomy tartan
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You can still get the medal harlz

hazy kestrel
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It’s much easier

gloomy tartan
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Yeah

hazy kestrel
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They opened the respawn door

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Challenge gone

simple cliff
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I wouldn't say gone, just easier.

hazy kestrel
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Back in my day we used to have to do a flawless run

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Not the same anymore

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Just not the same

simple cliff
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Funny enough, the karnac is where I find out if my teammates are shit or not.

hazy kestrel
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I love it when they don’t use the skip bell I’ve been pinging for the past minute. :)

simple cliff
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If you can't handle the twins you can't handle damnation because it's the only fight that forces teamwork to a degree.

gloomy tartan
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You have to work the team

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Yes

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🧠

simple cliff
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Two guys smack sword chick, one guy smack horde, one guy smack plasma dude. Easy as fuck.

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and yes...

dire kayak
hazy kestrel
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The Strat was always whack Rodin first right?

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Prevent his minesweeper bs

simple cliff
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The amount of times I'll be smacking Rodin and then hear the downed thing go off to see that the other three just got owned zoned by sword chick is pretty funny.

hidden whale
gloomy tartan
hidden whale
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hide in ur house little chud

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:>

simple cliff
hazy kestrel
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lol, lmao even

gloomy tartan
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Blocking is a good idea if you can’t move or dodger

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Just face the fuckint enemy

nocturne bloom
gloomy tartan
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Don’t block and give them your ass cheeks

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That doesn’t do shit

simple cliff
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The amount of times I do malice for a penance or something and then someone accidentally makes a demon host mad and I say "JUST BLOCK!" but no, they panic and try to run away but the host is faster and they die.

hazy kestrel
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Skill issue, should have brought a thammer

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The daemonhost is just an angry nail

gloomy tartan
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True

hazy kestrel
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Treat it as such

dire kayak
nocturne bloom
dire kayak
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i wouldnt be alone though

gloomy tartan
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The hosts are all dudes

simple cliff
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I loadouts for Malice which meant for clearing out lots of un-armored or lessly armored dudes since maulers and crushers are quite rare. Those loadouts cannot dps check a daemonhost before it drags a downed player into the warp.

gloomy tartan
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Cuz censoring

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
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Can’t have demon tits out on stream

hazy kestrel
simple cliff
nocturne bloom
simple cliff
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I will die on this hill.

hazy kestrel
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Slander

gloomy tartan
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I’m Californian

hazy kestrel
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Deception most foul

gloomy tartan
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Dudet was killed in the dark ages

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Dude became gender neutral

simple cliff
nocturne bloom
wild vector
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This is my perimeter, My perimeter is Me!

gloomy tartan
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It used to be dudes and dudets

gloomy tartan
simple cliff
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The surfer culture is the same on both coast at the very least.

gloomy tartan
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north California

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Soo fancy

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Fucking northerners

wild vector
#

Night city?!

gloomy tartan
#

WE SOUTHERNERS DONT LIKE UR KIND

hazy kestrel
#

Ayo?

gloomy tartan
#

THINK UR BETTER THAN USB

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
#

North California is rich asshole land

#

SoCal is normal Californian land

wild vector
#

YOUR PLANET IS AN ASTEROID BELT NOW

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
#

Pro tip for California

hidden whale
nocturne bloom
#

Dont go there

#

Thats the tip

gloomy tartan
#

North has money and all the evil that comes with it

#

South is night city

#

The crime part

wild vector
#

Where is the gated communities at

hazy kestrel
#

Top 10 things to do in California:

Number one: Leave.

gloomy tartan
#

I mean everywhere but it becomes more gated the higher north you go in California

hidden whale
wild vector
#

I wanna be there to escape the rejects of the Mourningstar

hidden whale
#

(its christmas and they never remove it)

gloomy tartan
wild vector
#

Ah

gloomy tartan
#

Hollywood hills

nocturne bloom
#

Or you can travel north to leave California

#

Even better

gloomy tartan
#

Hey the land is fine

#

Is the population

#

And government

wild vector
#

Is North cal the higher sub level of a hive city

gloomy tartan
#

It’s where the nobles live

#

And they have big forests

nocturne bloom
gloomy tartan
wild vector
#

Is it true Homeless people are paid to stay in some places?

gloomy tartan
#

The issue is assholes came to Cali for a better life but they were a bunch of trash people or addicts or abusers or drunks who all litter

#

And they became Californians and trashed everything

#

And now they want to move to Canada or New York and do the same shit

simple cliff
#

"LOL California"

Brothers and sisters, I have travelled the states and I can tell you that that Cali isn't the worse state y'all just fell for the media machine. You show enough pictures of 'homeless row' or whatever and you can make anywhere look bad.

wild vector
#

I live across the country

gloomy tartan
#

They just complain and travel and trash everywhere they go

wild vector
#

Good ol Virginia

gloomy tartan
#

It’s people who just ruin where they live instead of idk building anything

nocturne bloom
stuck crescent
#

Could be worse, could be blackpool

gloomy tartan
#

There’s hundreds of millions missing from funds to fix homelessness in LA region

#

Hundreds of millions

#

Just GONE

#

OOPS

wild vector
#

Sarcasm is sometimes unfathomable to the masses.

gloomy tartan
#

The ammount of money ment to fix the homeless issue in Cali that just goes magically missing is insane

nocturne bloom
#

Send them to reddit until they understand sarcasm

wild vector
#

Why do I have a strange feeling that money went to Ukraine

gloomy tartan
#

The politicians are just using it

#

wtf you mean Ukraine

hazy kestrel
#

Lol, lmao

gloomy tartan
#

The people who run these projects steal it all

#

To find their lavish life’s

hazy kestrel
#

Imagine our politicians actually giving af about Ukrainians.

#

We abandoned them

simple cliff
#

I've seen the same shit in Houston, Colorado, New York, New Jersey, Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana, Illinois, and Wisconsin.

@nocturne bloom I am several dimensions ahead of you! I know the sarcasm but I also know that there is a weird amount of people who fixate on Cali for some stupid reason.

gloomy tartan
#

Because it’s the promised land

simple cliff
#

EVERY TIME I GO TO THE GYM, THE TREADMILLS FACE THE TV SCREEN AND I AM FORCED TO SEE FOX NEWS!

#

They never STFU about cali!

#

I AM TRIGGERED!

gloomy tartan
#

Even though the gold rush is over and you can’t become a actor easily

nocturne bloom
#

Yea bc Cali is boof

simple cliff
#

LIVID, SEETHING, COPING, AND MALDING!

hazy kestrel
#

Hope the Ukrainians are still able to give the Russians a black eye over there.

gloomy tartan
#

Every state is boof

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

America is boof

#

Every country is boof

#

The world is boof

#

The governments all failed us

simple cliff
#

I SAW ACTUAL SHANTY-TOWNS WHEN I WAS DOWN SOUTH!

dire kayak
#

nobody will care about the states when i tell my clones to rise up

gloomy tartan
#

Eat the rich

#

Anarchy starts nowwwww

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

The rich aren’t people

simple cliff
#

"Holy fuck, there are homless people in this MASSIVE FUCKING EXPENSIVE CITY!? And they congregrate to certain areas!? WHAT THE FUCK!? NO WAY!"

Yes, dipshit. Welcome to how humanity fucking works.

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
simple cliff
#

THEY HAVE THIS PROBLEM SINCE PEOPLE WERE CARVING ON STONE SLABS!

gloomy tartan
#

They just keep doing the same thing

#

It’s been years

#

I’ve grown up seeing this

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

They just get money for the homeless issue for projects to help with housing and drug crisis

#

Our government

#

Our politicians

#

Cali focused on the ports

#

Import export

#

Money

simple cliff
#

Not a single real attempt has been made by anyone in the states.

gloomy tartan
#

Doesn’t give a fuck about homeless or housing

dire kayak
#

i like eating the homeless

hazy kestrel
nocturne bloom
hazy kestrel
#

Not cool

gloomy tartan
#

Also all the states sent Cali their homeless

hazy kestrel
#

:(

gloomy tartan
#

Dead ass lol

simple cliff
#

We slap a bandaid on it so we can say "we tried" and then move on.

gloomy tartan
#

Cuz beaches sound nice

dire kayak
#

homes were invented because i kept eating people and they needed a way to keep people safe from me

#

i didnt know how to eat bricks at the time

gloomy tartan
#

A single job should be able to help you support your family and own a home and a pet dog

simple cliff
#

The problem is, fixing these problems requires long ass term solutions. But your average citizen is so fucking dumb, that if they do not see a return on their vote within a few years they're saying you didn't do shit.

#

I HATE BEING ON THIS PLANET!

hazy kestrel
#

So BORED

#

Work for 2 more hours

gloomy tartan
#

We might get a republican gov in Cali

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

Cuz there’s like 8 democratic ones

#

But 2 republican ones

#

So all the democratic votes will be spread

simple cliff
gloomy tartan
#

I have 0 hope

hazy kestrel
#

I’ve been dragging out this one work assignment for hours. I have nothing else to work on.

gloomy tartan
#

It’s allways shit

honest scroll
#

How does one get the convict role?

hazy kestrel
#

I need variety

honest scroll
#

I’ve been trying to post a build, and realized I can’t send images due to not having it.

hazy kestrel
#

Talk a lot

#

Tell us about your favorite art movements

simple cliff
#

I am not 'both siding' btw. But I will say when it comes to the issues of society. You options are: A. The people who will make it worse or B. The people who won't do shit.

honest scroll
simple cliff
#

I say we nuke the entire planet from orbit.

honest scroll
#

But I guess I need to talk now

gloomy tartan
#

No one is doing a good job

#

Hot take

#

Everyone sucks at their fuckint jobs now days

#

We just accept it as the norm

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

Everythint is shit quality

#

We just eat it

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
#

The quality of life and products across the board is abysmal

honest scroll
hazy kestrel
#

Tell me your thoughts

#

Please

#

I need some conversation or I’ll go mad lmao

#

I’m so bored

honest scroll
dire kayak
hazy kestrel
#

Or painting

minor ether
#

Skitarii are the future of art.

hazy kestrel
#

Or sculpture thingy

dire kayak
#

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

honest scroll
minor ether
#

Praise the omnissiah.

gloomy tartan
#

Don’t robots leak oil

#

Fucking gross

minor ether
#

Skitarii not robots.

gloomy tartan
#

Sorry

#

Clankers

#

Don’t clankers leak oil

minor ether
#

Not machine once more.

gloomy tartan
#

They are more clanker than human so I’m calling the cyborgs clankers

honest scroll
gloomy tartan
#

Deal with it clanker lover

minor ether
gloomy tartan
#

They’re like 90 percent robot

#

I do have clanker legs

honest scroll
#

It would be fun

minor ether
honest scroll
#

At least IMO

minor ether
#

Then we shall have our first person shooter skitarii time.

honest scroll
minor ether
gloomy tartan
#

Hadron got a glow up

#

From this expeditions stuff

#

So much more hadron content

simple cliff
honest scroll
gloomy tartan
#

Cuz she queen robot bitch

hazy kestrel
simple cliff
#

"Sir, there are toasters buried beneath Atoma."
Some Tech-Dude: "Send. Fucking. Everyone. Get this meta ass there, NOW!"

minor ether
gloomy tartan
#

Hadron is so nicer in expeditions

gloomy tartan
#

She really gets happy when we bring her tech remnants

simple cliff
#

I forget the exact lore for Skitari. Some of them are still individuals 'to a degree' aren't they?

minor ether
simple cliff
#

I don't the standard issue Skitari would be sent on a strike team, they're not supposed to be unattended.

minor ether
#

All depends on:

  1. forgeworld.
  2. Local noosphere/techpriests.
gloomy tartan
#

The description for my cyber legs says that they’re arguably better than the organic ones I had before lol

#

That this is often not the case

minor ether
#

If the freedom of thought is liked by the local Techpriest and or they perfer it for it brings some more ways to benefit their goals then it can be done.

simple cliff
dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

I mean I like them

tired sail
gloomy tartan
#

They don’t get tired

simple cliff
#

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gloomy tartan
#

They have nice cadian green paint

#

Although they still get itchy

#

Still can’t get a straight answer on that

minor ether
#

For the forgeworld part is more on the nature of said skitarii.
You have your (cadian) standard being Mars.
Then your different flavours like:

  • Stygies
  • Metallica
gloomy tartan
#

I can’t itch metal feet with flesh hands

#

🙁

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
#

Who

dire kayak
#

the assistant to inquisitor grendyl

#

hes mentioned a lot in mortis trial memories

gloomy tartan
#

No I just woke up with new legs

#

They said get back to work

#

No paid time off

#

🙁

#

But they’re green so

#

Shrug

#

Can’t get trench foot if I have metal feet

dire kayak
#

hmmm

gloomy tartan
dire kayak
#

im a wannabe magos biologis i could take a look at them

gloomy tartan
#

The term upstart is better than wannabe

#

lol

dire kayak
#

trueee

gloomy tartan
#

Self taught = trained

#

🧠

#

You trained you lol

#

Hey how do we learn about like

#

Orkz

#

Nids

#

Tau

#

Do we have xeno biologists???

drowsy lynx
#

I volunteer goober as our lead scientist

green vector
ionic wigeon
#

Can we normalize not getting thrown into space by chaos spawns?

gloomy tartan
#

Like we shoot evwrythint lol

#

Does someone just poke corpses

#

With a medical stick?

hidden whale
#

you will get thrown

ionic wigeon
#

I hate you

drowsy lynx
hidden whale
#

and you will enjoy it

gloomy tartan
#

Part of being loyal to the emperor is getting thrown

ionic wigeon
gloomy tartan
#

Aw

#

🫂

#

Get gud

green vector
hazy kestrel
simple cliff
#

Hey, whoever put poxburster spam during the twins 'run through the gas' phrase. You fucking suck.

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
#

Hienstly

#

Thammers solve a lot of issues

#

They just work

#

It’s called WARHAMMER

#

For a reason

ionic wigeon
# gloomy tartan Get gud

Im okay, its just the fucking chaos spawn that I was beating launched me into the ever knowing abyss

gloomy tartan
#

Why does big e have a sword

#

Why not a Warhammer

#

???

simple cliff
hazy kestrel
#

Either that or being sent to the shadow realm

gloomy tartan
#

I get it

#

John Warhammer is like Solaire

#

Big E is like gwyn

#

When your that strong you have to have a sword

#

I get it power scaling

copper olive
#

I still want them to give Ogryn a chainhammer

gloomy tartan
#

Oooooo

#

What about a chain hook

#

Hook heretics

#

Swing them

#

Into other heretics

copper olive
#

Darktides physics make that sound like a nightmare

gloomy tartan
#

True

#

Too much

#

A man can dream

#

🛌

#

Ogryn should get a rat throwable

graceful hamlet
#

Sometimes I just stand behind someone fighting a horde, and just sweep the horde with funny pickaxe so they can’t actually hit anything KEKW_ogryn

#

As an Ogryn

wise depot
honest scroll
wise depot
#

I’d be the one yeeting them into the oblivion tho

simple cliff
#

Guys, I am irrationally angry at mankind and its mooding me hard. Someone give me some nice cozy vibes.

fluid gust
#

kill everyone

#

no mercy for the wicked

dire kayak
#

got 5 penances in one mission oh yeah

#

and a cool hat

wise depot
#

Yk what I got in my last mission

#

An ass whooping

#

Cause fuck high intensity shock troop gauntlet

midnight magnet
#

Happens.

hazy kestrel
hazy kestrel
#

Nothing you or I can do anyways. So eh, it’s what it is.

gloomy tartan
#

Next event is female ogryn

green vector
#

no point worrying about shit out of your control

gloomy tartan
#

The new class is a female ogryn

hazy kestrel
gloomy tartan
#

I love stoic bitches

stuck crescent
midnight magnet
#

Well damn.

stuck crescent
#

"Krieg should get their own codex"

#

Stupid as

hazy kestrel
#

One more hour of work until I’m FREE

#

Please make time go faster

#

I’m so bored

dire kayak
#

i think im gertting better at this game

#

starting to do well on damnation even on classes i struggle with

stuck crescent
#

I'm Krieg_Hater

midnight magnet
#

Hatter. 😄

stuck crescent
#

Krieg_Hatter

south valve
#

I knew I'd find my father figure here someday

midnight magnet
#

Scary thought.

south valve
#

I've seen people genuinely have dynamics like that on discord

#

I do hope it didn't escalate to beyond just discord

graceful hamlet
#

Discord is just a more unhinged Reddit KEKW_ogryn

midnight magnet
#

Depends on server.

hazy kestrel
#

Do you have any funny jokes

dire kayak
#

bushman is my dad

midnight magnet
#

I'm... On all sort of servers, some are wild west while some will get you banned for just about anything.

south valve
#

What is do you call a fat Jedi's weapon?

hazy kestrel
#

I work at a manufactorum

#

You silly goose

south valve
#

A... heavy saber!

graceful hamlet
#

What do you call bee ghosts?

#

Boo-bees thumbsup_ogryn

south valve
#

Where?

#

WHERE??

graceful hamlet
south valve
graceful hamlet
#

You’re right I should’ve linked it to a shirtless Ogryn post

dire kayak
#

did someone spike my blood paint with laughing gas why do i get a hit of joy whenever i interact with blood paint

hazy kestrel
dire kayak
#

do i have blood angel gene seed

#

am i sanguinius

south valve
#

Sanguinius II

graceful hamlet
#

You had too many Khorne flakes

glacial bone
#

Finished the campaign (so far).

hazy kestrel
#

I kinda feel like buying another book.

#

But I just bought one yesterday.

tired sail
dire kayak
#

should i get tyranids or saturnine terminators?

hazy kestrel
#

On what you want

nocturne bloom
#

For each mini Goober buys i buy 1 gun

hazy kestrel
#

What speaks to you the most

tired sail
#

I mean

tender horizon
#

You should go hunt down a kill team Cassius box, those are great models

tired sail
#

Saturnine have custom made rules on uh

#

Reddit im pretty sure

#

I bought them and their pretty cool, i kitbashed a few diff chaos heads onto them and scraped the bird off their chests

simple cliff
#

Guys, I am curious. What do you think the hardest thing to teach new players is?

simple cliff
#

For me it's always been the concept of 'if someone is handling that direction and not struggling then prevent them from getting hit in the back.'

simple cliff
elder merlin
tender horizon
#

50 hours

#

Kinda can shoot a gun right

simple cliff
green vector
simple cliff
#

"I'll cover this direction, you cover that, etc etc"
The problem is, it's not a obvious concept.

blazing ibex
#

Horde management

dire kayak
#

whenever ive introduced anyone to darktide they always eat 20 mauler hits before they learn dodging

wide zodiac
#

Is venting shriek pysker still the most kills class? Haven't played since like auric was the new thing so pretty behind lol

simple cliff
#

Dodging and blocking? Yeah, those are big ones but at least they're something any player worth their salt should try to be learning.
The concept that enemies constantly appear from all directions, even in small numbers and that those small fries can do big damage if they sneak up on someone is a hard lesson to teach.

blazing ibex
simple cliff
#

BTW. The elites don't want you to know this but you can block and dodge at the same time. Good for learning dodge timing so if you fuck up you're not straight up dead.

somber shoal
#

Good idea or bad idea for Darktide, prestige classes to earn after Havoc 40? Like Zealot to SoB or Inquisitor, Ogryn to Egghead, Veteran to Catacan Devil, Hive Scum to Eversor, ect.

wide zodiac
grand sinew
#

How fun is hive scumming it, I'm considering of buying it when I get paid

wide zodiac
blazing ibex
#

Fast. Does a lot of damage.

simple cliff
tender horizon
simple cliff
tired sail
#

Idk why (and most of the time it gets me injured) but i love taunting in a crowd of enemies and mowing through them

#

Combat stims are a must when i taunt

simple cliff
#

It would also make a lot of sense. Once we're in the warband we'd be given an actual job title.

grand sinew
#

I have no idea how scum works, all I know it's a lot different from arbites and psyker which I main KEKW_ogryn

somber shoal
blazing ibex
#

Ranged scum can for the most part completely nullify ammo concerns (it fully did before the tree rework)

simple cliff
#

WTF would arbites and Scum become though?

tender horizon
#

Meat for the grinder.

grand sinew
simple cliff
#

Presstige Class for scum is just Law Abiding Citizen.

#

"Congrats on joining the war band! As such, we are postponing the arbitor from deleting your face."

grand sinew
#

How good is the crowbar for acum

dire kayak
simple cliff
somber shoal
simple cliff
#

I imagine the 'hive scum' class would exist because criminals that want to stay criminals would have to nurgle dudes also. Which means most of them would die but those who survive are actually worth something. Also, the nurgle dudes aren't that much different from block fodder except for when the traitor guardsmen or elites show up.

gloomy tartan
#

Guys I just extracted with a tech chimp remnant

simple cliff
#

Any suggestions for combat shotgun builds? Not planning on going pass Heresy with this, just leveling up another mastery.

gloomy tartan
#

🦍

simple cliff
#

Fuck it, full bore and respite. We ball.

hazy kestrel
simple cliff
#

Regular ol combat shotgun. I am trying to master all the cross class weapons to make future life easier.

hazy kestrel
#

The combat shotties as a whole are mid

#

Unfortunately

gloomy tartan
#

I like the combat shotgun that shoots sluts

#

Slugs I nean

simple cliff
#

Hence why I am not taking it on higher diffs.

simple cliff
hazy kestrel
#

Or at least a variant

tawdry edge
simple cliff
#

I have not finished the campaign with my arbites so seeing the ||shopkeeper as a pre-servitor took me off-guard.||