general-chat

[sleek harness]

You don't call Jeff in English Jehfeey in Portuguese

[green vector]

ok

[somber stream]

Don't even think about it

[sleek harness]

Karien

[lime beacon]

愚蠢的老鼠生物

[sleek harness]

Nobody used the sus term

[fiery wave]

Too late, already did when you showed me.

[sleek harness]

Stop being old

[regal jasper]

im not talking to you again

[sleek harness]

Talk to me again for a biscuit

[fiery wave]

Stop being so TsunTsun.

[sleek harness]

Being mean doesn't mean tsutsun

[cobalt lichen]

evening rejects

[brazen pelican]

I am in.

[sleek harness]

Goobin?

Is this a morse code for Darktide

[brazen scaffold]

I wish veteran chat had more regimentism

[brazen pelican]

Maybe?

[brazen scaffold]

I want to see the steel legionnaires and the kriegers at eachothers throats

and then they stop to tell the cadians to shut the hell up about cadia

[sleek harness]

You don't even know what he means

[tawdry edge]

biggest dumbass

ive ever seen

[regal jasper]

totally agree

[brazen scaffold]

Is this chat ganging? That's my thing !

Foolish little children

Cegorach Disapproves

[tired inlet]

they're scummin'

[green vector]

brazilians wilin out again

[dire kayak]

meow

[green vector]

go kick a football around and shut up

[dire kayak]

and we love him

[brazen scaffold]

Nobody around here is allowed to be an egotistical asshole but me now. I'm taking the crown.

[marsh iris]

sounds like that chocolate brand

[brazen scaffold]

[green vector]

lindt is bussin

[somber stream]

It is

[lime beacon]

Licht is a chocolate billionaire?

Crazy

[somber stream]

Fuck i wish lmao

[marsh iris]

licht and the chocolate factory

[lime beacon]

Willy wonka

[marsh iris]

wheres my fackin golden ticket

[fiery wave]

So big target for all the kraks, okay.

[dire kayak]

fish

[brazen scaffold]

All of the Emperor's finest are also his most bigoted

[dire kayak]

back to being good goober again >w<

[brazen scaffold]

Be one of the best !

[lime beacon]

Licht uses skaven instead of oompa loompas in his factory

Its not a golden ticket, its an emerald warpstone ticket that gives you aids

[marsh iris]

fat kid got servitorized

[lime beacon]

LMAO

[delicate vapor]

destroyed this halo match

[brazen scaffold]

by the way this is hilarious because I guarantee you would have acted super offended had I used a single expletive to describe the pickled fungi one might refer to as "thy brain"

in relation to the custodes discussion

[rare pulsar]

Oompa loompas would make some fine roofers

Low center of gravity

[marsh iris]

[brazen scaffold]

perhaps cegorach does approve after all !

[lime beacon]

Real capitalist entering the chat

[brazen scaffold]

you may be a bigger jester than myself !

[lime beacon]

"I can earn more per worker if we switch from chocolate to roofing"

[rare pulsar]

I saw a little person in a video working a roof and its tve perfect job

[sleek harness]

But I am right

And not a dumbass

You are the dumbass

[brazen scaffold]

Why stop there? take over the tire market and the washing machine market as well

[grand terrace]

are u just toxic to everyone? some mod should ban you

[rare pulsar]

Everyone else has to reach down and ruin their backs but not them

[brazen scaffold]

The chimp hath returned to offer such artful prose !

[marsh iris]

the throne room is the chocolate factory and stodes are oompa loompas, the tithe ship are sending the golden ticket winners

[sleek harness]

Wait, you don't know what friend jokes is?

[grand terrace]

thats not a friend joke

[lime beacon]

It would probably be easier to convince psykers to get on the black ships if they told them it was a free tour of a chocolate factory

[sleek harness]

It is

[lime beacon]

Just saying

[sleek harness]

We calling each other dumbasses

[brazen scaffold]

I didn't pick up on it I'll be so real

[rare pulsar]

Hes a ratman thats as friendly as it gets

[lime beacon]

Yeah skavens just playing

I called him a name and he sent me a pic of my apartment

but he means well

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Also I didn't sent any apartment pictures

You bloody liar

[rare pulsar]

(Hes actually pure evil)

[sleek harness]

SHUSH

[rare pulsar]

But we still love him

[brazen scaffold]

previous statement towards the individual rescinded with grace

[marsh iris]

im imagining the young psykers gleeful face like charlie's face when he got the "ticket"

[brazen scaffold]

Imagine his face during the soulbinding

[marsh iris]

staring cavill as emperor wonka

[brazen scaffold]

Shit would look like something out of a salvador dali artwork

[lime beacon]

Realistically 99% of the imperium doesnt even know the concept of dessert so it'd probably still just be the hollow eyed imperial stare

[brazen scaffold]

Be honest with yourselves, Wonka is a Rogue Trader

[sleek harness]

Don't try to introduce the concept of democracy to the Imperium

It will end badly to you

[robust flower]

whats more rare. 17 toughness or 21 health

[lime beacon]

Most rogue traders already dress like willy wonka knockoffs anyway

[sleek harness]

Both

[tired inlet]

some don't even know the concept of desert

[brazen scaffold]

not on the small scale tbh

[sleek harness]

How do

So

[brazen scaffold]

large scale doesn't work because the masses are brainwashed but any RT or Inquisitor or really just a guard CO could feasibly make a democracy

well the last one is dependent entirely on the presence of a commissar and whether or not they are from krieg or catachan or anywhere else

[tired inlet]

We goin' to da' war world... Armageddon. Da' boss is callin' -- Ghazghkull -- da' big boss, of all da' bosses.

I like this Mekboy

[rare pulsar]

Not u thoooooo

Pew

[brazen scaffold]

guard regiments vary ridiculously wildly, comparing steel legion to krieg is like comparing full dark chocolate to white chocolate

[sleek harness]

So basically army and colonies can have democracy

[tired inlet]

BOSS SEZ YOU WERE TOO SLOW

[sleek harness]

Just not the Imperium

[brazen scaffold]

Yes, 100% correct

[rare pulsar]

That was so cold

[tired inlet]

but deserved

[rare pulsar]

Thats just orks

[marsh iris]

so democracies under theocratic umbrella

[sleek harness]

But still, my fact stands grounded

[tired inlet]

he refused the orders of Ghazghkull

[rare pulsar]

People forget how savage they are

[sleek harness]

Don't try to introduce the concept of democracy TO the imperium

[brazen scaffold]

Indeed it doth

[tired inlet]

and killed a burnaboy

[low blade]

Necromunda has a hive thats a democracy

[sleek harness]

They will execute you

[rare pulsar]

They wouldve all done the same to each other

[brazen scaffold]

That's a completely different circumstance considering Spyrers exist

[sleek harness]

If it's a hivemind why would you vote for someone to take in charge when everyone has the same mindset

[marsh iris]

tyranid ultraconsumerism

[brazen scaffold]

they have the ability to put force behind their words, the nobles on necromunda aren't above skinny dipping in the mud so to speak

[tired inlet]

if I am in Karak Eight Peaks and some ork tells me that Grimgor says I need to come to fight in Barak Varr and I says, "plenty of stunties here to fight, no." Then it's justified that I get my skull caved in.

[low blade]

How is that relevant to Gothrul's Needle lmao

Which the nobles hate

[rare pulsar]

Thats why ull never be da biggest ork

[low blade]

And arent able to do shit about

[grand mural]

Im the biggest ork because I said so

[tired inlet]

well I ain't black enough in WHF

[river ingot]

evil dies.....someday....

[brazen scaffold]

A democracy can have pockets of criminals who decide they don't want to listen

[sleek harness]

You will need alot of orks to back you up before this becomes a fact

Maybe about 30 smartbois

[brazen scaffold]

And yes I consider the Gothrul Council criminals

[grand mural]

I got them on a paycheck dont worry

[brazen scaffold]

but that last one is subjective

[sleek harness]

How many smart bois tou have

[grand mural]

.5

[low blade]

Damn my guy is the Helmawrs strongest soldier

[brazen scaffold]

I am indeed

Fuck them kids

fuck them scholas

[delicate vapor]

[brazen scaffold]

and fuck your closed economy

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's enough

You will be rhe third bigger ork

[woven sigil]

You're a narccistic snake demon, shut up.

I'm da biggest Ork, anyways

[grand mural]

Damn.

Ill have you know its only narcissism if its bad

[fading otter]

Oh BOY!

[brazen scaffold]

I'm watching a primarch argue with a krakhead over who's the biggest ork

[green vector]

seems legit

[tired inlet]

Hive Worlds are more Oligarchial; and with the corruption we see, kleptocratic and autocratic as well.

[woven sigil]

I suppose we both have our fair share of delusions, albeit for different reasons

[tired inlet]

jack this guy's flaps <@&735928989146939404>

[brazen scaffold]

I can imagine this exact thing happening in an episode of good old TTS

[delicate vapor]

ill low ball you

[grand mural]

I hope you get to experience nothing

[sleek harness]

Wardens, twist their balls

[brazen scaffold]

fulgrim arguing with a crackhead over who's the biggest ork not because he actually is, but because he can't stand the thought of being lesser than anyone at anything

[green vector]

shut the fuck up

[tawdry edge]

what? no, i just know skaven and i act like this with him cause hes my friend

💀

[grand mural]

DO NOT HIT THEM UP

[thick coyote]

Who's we?
Are you speaking French?

[brazen scaffold]

I corrected myself after realizing

[rare pulsar]

The crackhead won as expected

[brazen scaffold]

The jester has to have class

[sleek harness]

Surely

[woven sigil]

It's about as legitimate as the dude selling washing machines out the back of a van behind the pub

[tired inlet]

I'll Hi-Ball you
mixes club soda and whiskey over ice in a tall glass

[grand mural]

Ill have you know I am always the best at everything

Fuck you dorn

You dont count

[brazen scaffold]

Oh of course my lord

[green vector]

based

[woven sigil]

I always win You can't argue with stupid, and you definately cant argue with stupid when its on drugs

[green vector]

wanna buy a stereo lad?

[grand mural]

Dorn cheated

[brazen scaffold]

I'll just keep denying your whipmistress her snacks and add to Big Clown's ranks

[tired inlet]

Adeptus Arbites after shooting the hive scum on their team 15 times with their shotgun, which includes reloading twice, and continuing to shoot.

[grand mural]

WHIPMISTRESS

[woven sigil]

[limpid vigil]

I hope that if space marine 3 comes out we get to play as a salamander in the campaign

[sleek harness]

No

[woven sigil]

That would require an Arbite to be able to aim, and we both know that isnt a thing

[sleek harness]

It's about ultramarines

[grand mural]

You get a berry

[sleek harness]

And Titus

The guy

From loke

[tired inlet]

shotty spreads like butter

[grand mural]

Take it or leave it

[sleek harness]

Like

Promotions

[green vector]

god titus is such a chad

[woven sigil]

Sounds like a skill issue

[sleek harness]

Titus has reverse pysker powers

[grand mural]

Titus is very close to a Gary Sue but somehow isnt

[sleek harness]

He's resistant to pysker powers

[woven sigil]

Titus is a blank?

[thick coyote]

You might qualify for a dap me up mah boy

[sleek harness]

Basically

[grand mural]

Not a real blank but similar workings

[dire kayak]

and they thought he was a heretic because of it

[grand mural]

Which is weird.

[dire kayak]

a blunt

[fading otter]

Ayo pass the Titus

[tired inlet]

no, in SM1 the relic clearly affects him, and causes him intense pain, and psychic/warp powers definitely hurt/harm/affect him as well; he just seems to have some resistance to the warp

[limpid vigil]

Im kinda sceptical if he will be in space marine 3. I mean his story wrapped up quite nicely as well as him being kinda a very popular character both in and out of the game

[woven sigil]

I'm sure he would resent being accused of being an Ogryn

[sleek harness]

It's because that one bald man reported him to the inquisition

[brazen scaffold]

my dream team is a mouthbreathing arbitrator with a foggy visor, a belligerent hive scum with lho sickness, the other psyker, and the veteran who didn't get any sleep because the first psyker exploded

[limpid vigil]

But i guess i hope there will be a 3 no matter who the mc is

[tired inlet]

blunt rotation with ogryns and no one gets it because the first ogryn just eats it

[elder merlin]

Who knows, i just made it up

[grand mural]

Hes a captain again, but theres no reason to not have us playing him during his 500 worlds conquering

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Yeah they did made a promotion ad about his figure, and it's confirming him going back to being the Captain of the second company

So uh

Yeah

Perhaps it wont be about Titus

But Captain Titus

[grand mural]

It'll be about Leandros.

[limpid vigil]

Yknow how bulletproof vests are not bulletproof but bullet resistant? That's titus with warp if i get it correctly

[green vector]

sm3 where we conquer 500 worlds in real time and real scale

[brazen scaffold]

🤢

[limpid vigil]

I could get behind that

[woven sigil]

That would actually bang tho

[sleek harness]

I would love a prologue about Titus

[tired inlet]

The 500-World Campaign Trailer confirmed that already, also confirmed Mentaurus survived too.

[green vector]

leandros is a complete bitch

[sleek harness]

When he's like

100

[brazen scaffold]

him becoming a chaplain was the best punishment

[grand mural]

"Punishment"

[brazen scaffold]

because now he gets to reread his fuckups over and over and over for the rest of his life, and drill them into the cadets

[grand mural]

Lets be real

[green vector]

chaplain was based till he removed his helmet

[limpid vigil]

Like make him realise he was an idiot and blamed titus for no reason. Make him learn that the codex is not the end all be all of being a space marine

[green vector]

now he's a soyboy

[grand mural]

That was NOT a punishment

[sleek harness]

He writes 40k bibles all day

Best punishment

[brazen scaffold]

They should have made it seem more like such tbh

[grand mural]

Becoming a Chaplin is a super high honor, Leandros was extremely rewarded

[limpid vigil]

I'm just saying it would be intresting if leandros was the mc. Lots of story avenues there

[sleek harness]

I don't think it should

[dire kayak]

ugghhhh im feeling shitty again

[brazen scaffold]

would have made people more accepting of a redemption arc if he was less like "I don't care how many daemons you banish you MUST be touched by chaos"

[sleek harness]

The best punishment is him having to face Titus becoming a Captain again

[floral ermine]

Technically lesndros did nothing wrong by the book other than going to the inquestion
Him doubting Titus is exactly how the imperium want people to view others with prejudice and doubt

[sleek harness]

And not be considered a heretic

[floral ermine]

And Titus is an anomaly

[sleek harness]

He's a reverse Pysker

[floral ermine]

People just hate him because Titus is likeable and he got fucked over

[grand mural]

Leandros is a reminder the Imperium are not the good guys

They are merely the ones with the best PR

[brazen scaffold]

Titus is not a blank

[limpid vigil]

Ima be the devils advocate here. Leandross being the way he is is titus's fault and he says as much

[sleek harness]

What he is then

[limpid vigil]

He is warp resistant not warp proof

[brazen scaffold]

Built Different™

[sleek harness]

Reverse pysker then

[brazen scaffold]

Yeah he's also a named helmetless astartes

[dire kayak]

hes a blunt

[graceful hamlet]

Erm, if he was warp proof then the Emprah wouldn’t be able to say hi to him or whatever 🤓

[sleek harness]

Makes senses

[floral ermine]

Titus was definitely poor at communicating and lesndros was correct in doubting the anomaly ass shit happening however he should have reported him to chapter master

[brazen scaffold]

people can write whatever they want but I'm pretty sure the scriptors said he wasn't a pariah of any kind

[tired inlet]

#general-chat message

[sleek harness]

Weaker blank

[brazen scaffold]

That's not how that works

[sleek harness]

It is now

[brazen scaffold]

[sleek harness]

Nothing makes sense for a helmetless main character

[grand mural]

I mean. Yeah, there is technically blanks with a weaker null field

[brazen scaffold]

Correct, they have plot armor

[grand mural]

I played one during a Rogue Trader run :)

[limpid vigil]

Im just saying that there is a conversation between titus and his team where they start to be suspicious of him, the one in wich he tells em he was a black shield and how it is because leandross had the same suspicions but he never bothered to make leandross trust him or disspell em

[brazen scaffold]

Titus can't be affected by the warp because he's the protagonist

[floral ermine]

Anyway Leandraos is a good chaplain
Chaplains need to be this.....Zealous

[grand mural]

Told you hes a Gary Sue

[brazen scaffold]

if he did then it would change the course of the story

[green vector]

leandros a lil bitch

[limpid vigil]

I said he was not warp proof but resistant

[sleek harness]

You can be a blank and still be effected by a powerful warp crystal

Because uh

It's powerful

[brazen scaffold]

Now this is also false as well all things considered because Titus does suffer losses, just not really physical ones to himself

[limpid vigil]

@green vector

[brazen scaffold]

I wouldn't say he goes through any periods of character growth but development isn't an improper word to use considering the context

And also he's an ultramarine combined with the fact that he's a named helmetless astartes

he's just the true combo of overpowered 40k characters in any narrative in the setting

[zenith glade]

Yawn at anything not a Blood Angel

[brazen scaffold]

I'm more of a blood ravens guy

[zenith glade]

Yawn

[grand mural]

Random space marine is a captain and can resist the warp because the writers said so? It's also revealed that he was destined for greatness? Also he solos an army defending a Metarius? Also the literal dying but being turned into a primaris (AND SURVIVING) somehow?

Yeah. Gary Sue.

[sleek harness]

Lucky

[grand mural]

Its fine that he is but dont deny it

[limpid vigil]

Also big E speaks to him

[dire kayak]

gonna figure out how to automate trucks because i am NOT building a 2000 meter long belt

[sleek harness]

He passed every roll check

[brazen scaffold]

Big E speaks to the psyker

[sleek harness]

And got 20 on all

[grand mural]

^ biggest example

[grand mural]

As the maul says, UNPROVEN

[zenith glade]

Rise son of Gorillaman

[sleek harness]

Except convincing the inquisition that he wasn't a heretic

[grand mural]

No confirmation thats the Big E

[brazen scaffold]

statements dreamt up by people who dislike fun

[brazen pelican]

Gary Stu*. Sorry, couldn't help myself. :>

[limpid vigil]

We still do not know who is the beloved of the psyker. Ppl think that it is big E but we do not have concrete proof

[sleek harness]

Slaaneshi

[grand mural]

I cant believe you've betrayed me

[brazen pelican]

Skaven.

[brazen pelican]

I'm sorry. :<

[brazen scaffold]

Malum Caedo is also a Gary Stue by the same logic

[sleek harness]

Want to see my But Bad pfp or did you already saw it

[limpid vigil]

He is tho?

[brazen scaffold]

honestly same with doomguy if you give it a good thought

[brazen pelican]

Your what now?

[sleek harness]

Pfp I made in 1 minute

[brazen pelican]

I would love to. :>

[grand mural]

Literally yes.

I never said it was a bad thing

Just that they are.

[graceful hamlet]

Odds are it’s a basic bitch demon, rejects aren’t important enough for anything else. I do like the theory that the rejects are blessed by Khorne because he wants to fuck with Nurgle

[sleek harness]

#zealot-class message

[limpid vigil]

Didn't he kill like 7 greater demons and 10 chaos dreadnoughts?

[grand mural]

ESPECIALLY recent Doomguy

[grand mural]

Something like that, yeah

That last fight was insane

[brazen scaffold]

I thought you were painting it as such

[fiery wave]

NakedMoleThing.

[grand mural]

At least 7 termies

[brazen scaffold]

You can't exactly have a space marine protag otherwise

[brazen pelican]

That is without doubt the best 1-minute pfp I've ever seen.

[grand mural]

Nah, I like OP characters

[sleek harness]

No, that's another one

[brazen scaffold]

they have to be a little op

[hazy kestrel]

The voice lines do talk about the rejects having more Khornate tendencies.

[sleek harness]

Do you want to see bald skaven?

[brazen pelican]

Sure, go for it. :>

[fiery wave]

Oh?

[grand mural]

Most OP characters are fun except for Magnus

Fuck you cyclops

[brazen pelican]

I've heard Kaldor Draigo is balanced. :>

[brazen scaffold]

I would watch him destroy the webway project a second time

[graceful hamlet]

Kaldor Draigo is just an average guy doing average things

[grand mural]

The fact he almost broke universes is

Jesus

[hazy kestrel]

Well, not specifically mentioning Khorne, but anyone remotely familiar with the lore can tell Khorne is subtly messing with their mind.

[limpid vigil]

Also fuck the x-men cyclops. Punch dimension my ass

[brazen scaffold]

blood for the god emperor, skulls for the golden throne?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

That’s the obvious one

lol

[brazen scaffold]

they kinda made it really on the nose with zel

[limpid vigil]

Worst power explanation in comic book hostory

[hazy kestrel]

Cleanse, Purge, Burn. Is the other one

[limpid vigil]

Prolly right after six pack and dog welder

[grand mural]

Yeah.

I had my Cadian fall to Khorne during a TTRPG campaign that same exact way. Khorne knows how to promise people power

All chaos gods are master manipulators

Except Tzeentch

or is he?

[limpid vigil]

He is a master of baiting ppl , right after slaanesh

[hazy kestrel]

The Indecisive Mollusk is my favorite Chaos God tbh.

[brazen pelican]

Slaanesh promised me a pet Hormagaunt, best deal I've ever made. :>

[grand mural]

Slaanesh stole my soul

[sleek harness]

Tzeentch doesn't have a true form btw

[grand mural]

But snake so hell yeah

[brazen scaffold]

Khorne despises manipulation and magic though, only real counterpoint to the theory

[sleek harness]

Not only his forms are interpretations on the human mind, it's also not real

[brazen scaffold]

He believes himself above a lot of things

[hazy kestrel]

Well, he did mess with Dorn for potentially a few hundred years in the final Horus Heresy Siege books

So it’s not out of the ordinary for big K

[brazen scaffold]

Maybe not entirely yeah

doesn't stop that he hates trickery and probably hates tzeench the most

[grand mural]

Doesnt really stop him from using manipulation to turn people. Nor from using magic to revive people ahem kharn ahem

[glacial bone]

Doesn't he hate Slaanesh the most?

[grand mural]

Yes.

[hazy kestrel]

They have key “rivals”, but they’re not above teaming up with the others to clown on the one that is currently “winning” the Great Game

[dire kayak]

🤤🤤🤤

[grand mural]

Khorne is misunderstood. He has rules but he'll gladly break them if it means more followers to spill blood

He isn't "honorable" either, that was killed off in fantasy

[river ingot]

he got um bois

[brazen scaffold]

I would honestly bet that's the case considering both have been around before she-who-thirsts got babybattered into existence by my cousins who materialized sticks in their asses and stones around their necks to avoid becoming a snack

[fiery wave]

Slaanesh gave me an Eldar's soul instead of devouring it so... even more worth it? (Chaos Sister x Fallen Farseer things.)

[brazen scaffold]

Match made in literal hell

[delicate vapor]

NakedMoleThing

[grand mural]

Khorne telling Angron to incinerate himself so he can finally corrupt some sisters:

[brazen pelican]

She must really like you.

[fiery wave]

(Well, I did roll extremely high on the 'persuasion'.)

[proper light]

There’s a scene in Avenging Son where a Khorne Berzerker allows some guardsmen to shoot him because “due to your inferiority, honor demands I give you one chance to kill me.”

So Khorne may not care from whence the blood flows, but that doesn’t mean his worshippers don’t have some sense of martial pride.

[brazen scaffold]

Sisters of battle have two options:
Fail to repress and fall to Sai'lanthresh
Fail to repress and fall to early 2000's metal band

[dire kayak]

meow

[dire kayak]

not feeling great

[grand mural]

Now lets look what they did to the civilians upon Nuceria

[brazen scaffold]

the only times I roll extremely high is when I need to not fucking die

[proper light]

Personally I think if a Berzerker spent all his time murdering civilians, Khorne might not care, but his peers will think him a coward afraid of a fair fight.

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[brazen scaffold]

Persuasion check? I think you mean fumbled bag m'lady

[shell goblet]

i always thought that was kinda funny lol. glad my little operatives are getting their strength from somewhere

[grand mural]

I dont think they care at all

Like

Again

Nuceria

[green vector]

OI

[hazy kestrel]

On the Berzerker

[brazen pelican]

That was amazing to read. :>

[fiery wave]

Oh, that's IRL me.

[shell goblet]

christ that was fast lmao

[ancient violet]

I failed my persuasion check on the bullies and now I got the bad event: "getting a swirly in a used toiled" ending 😔

[green vector]

[brazen scaffold]

I may have failed my persuasion checks but somehow I always got a good strength check in back in those days

[dire kayak]

tzeentch gave me one headpat and now im more devoted to him than anyone else

[brazen scaffold]

not that it helped me an onze !

at least after the fact

[brazen pelican]

Reasonable. Good goober!

[grand mural]

Sure, it depends on the berserker.

But end of the day, they ALL decided to butcher civilians on Nuceria and then even Holy Terra during the Siege.

Any "honour" they had died long ago

[ancient violet]

Did a stat check on my dad and he locked me in the room

[fiery wave]

More, roll to see if Slaanesh accepts the trade of the greater favour for the soul of the lost Farseer you met and ended up romancing.

[brazen scaffold]

I like to imagine I'm one of Tzeench's, on a good day I'm one of Cegorach's, on my worst days I'm one of Slaanesh's, but in my heart and my soul my being belongs to Khorne

[hazy kestrel]

Nuceria was personal for Angron, and the WE are nothing if not devoted to trying to make their primarch proud of them.

[fiery wave]

Patpats. Could have just asked.

[grand mural]

"We"

[brazen scaffold]

I think she would find that excessive, which is delightful

[hazy kestrel]

They all willingly undertook the nails to get closer to him, after all.

[grand mural]

Whatchu mean "we"

[brazen pelican]

Slaanesh is the reason I have so many headpats for the goober. :>

[hazy kestrel]

World Eaters

[grand mural]

[hazy kestrel]

You silly goose

[grand mural]

You cant pretend any longer Kharn

You must come back to your legion

[fiery wave]

Yeah, plus more excuse to spy in on...

[brazen scaffold]

She's not interested in base pleasure, it must be an orgy to catch her eye

[delicate vapor]

vhat

[tired inlet]

all as planned

[brazen scaffold]

Sai'lanthresh is the god of Excess, not simply love or lust

It must be excessive for her to take notice

[fiery wave]

Still, how likely would you get a (Fallen) Sister of Battle and an Eldar Farseer in the same bed?

[brazen scaffold]

It is depraved but the things the dark eldar do are moreso

[tired inlet]

every night. sounds like a skill issue.

[grand mural]

Excess among other things

Perfection of course

Like myself

[brazen pelican]

Fulgrim is perfect, this is very very true.

[marsh iris]

i need to molt

[delicate vapor]

[proper light]

They didn’t portray him so well in the Perfect Son book. =(

[brazen scaffold]

in fact, if I recall right, there is actually a scene in a book in commoragh somewhere in which a drukhari wych(? needs citation) mounts a tortured human

[brazen pelican]

Not his fault. :<

[fiery wave]

True, is more of an injoke back then. Party was 3 birbs and a lesbian.

[proper light]

That happens in an old druchii codex with a witch elf.

Though it might have happened again in an old Drukhari one.

[brazen scaffold]

elaboration would be necessary for this one's understanding

[proper light]

That author made Fulgrim boring, which is unforgivable. I’d finished my EC army recently so I’d been looking forward to it.

[fiery wave]

Homebrewed Black Crusade.

[brazen pelican]

For this treachery we must hang the author!

[brazen scaffold]

This one sees

[brazen pelican]

Jokes aside, I'm sure they did their best.

[tired inlet]

capturing Fulgrim and engaging in vanilla missionary for the purposes of procreation to weaken Slaanesh

[brazen scaffold]

I like a campaign more grounded in the lore utilizing the vast amounts of open blank space within 40k's setting to come up with things that are plausible and reasonable

[fiery wave]

3 Tzeentchians and a Slaaneshi in a 'drop ship', tasked to steal a world ship from a planet falling to Nurgle.

[brazen scaffold]

I can only imagine the slaaneshi saying "mind if I vape here" in the pod on the way down while the other 3 are staring at their kindle fire dataslates

(they're trading stock)

[tired inlet]

Tzentchian 2KS Sorceror rolling his 15 eyes at the Emp Children vaping in the dropship.

[grand mural]

Man what the fuck.

[tired inlet]

"fukken kids"

[thin wagon]

There was a khornate berserker but he ran off first opportunity.

[brazen scaffold]

"Dude stop you know that my dust is hard to clean out of my helmet when the vapor gets in"

[woven sigil]

Wait this sounds familiar 🤔

[brazen scaffold]

This would work by the way if you can somehow manage to get him into the submissive position but honestly fulgrim is too much of a diva for me

[tired inlet]

power topping Fulgrim?

[brazen scaffold]

power bottom more like

fulgrim is closeted

[tired inlet]

Fulgrim is a top though

[midnight magnet]

One of those conversations again. 😄

[brazen scaffold]

He pretends to be

[tired inlet]

so you gotta top the top

[fiery wave]

More bored, playing around with personal stimm cocktails. The Farseer was from them interrupting a sacrifice and blowing it loud. Rolled enough to not get backstabbed. Cue romance arc on side. Stole ship, persuaded Slaanesh to trade said favour for the Farseer's soul, made ship into a Chaos world between the two gods, profit.

[brazen scaffold]

Straight Male Arguments™

[tired inlet]

Ain't no one on the extreme end of the kinsey scale here

[fiery wave]

I posted it before, a few times even.

[brazen scaffold]

fulgrim is a bottom who pretends to be a top, this is non negotiable and if you read the books you can actually tell

[fiery wave]

Might even be on a specific old time popular chan artist DeviantArt even.

For my Chaos Sister anyway.

[woven sigil]

I was more making an observation of the situations we find ourselves in within the relam of Darktide, but good to know

[cobalt lichen]

not one reply lmao

[low blade]

TRUST me, you do not need to tell me

[cobalt lichen]

I know the one

[grand mural]

no

[fiery wave]

Oh.

[fiery wave]

Oh?

[brazen scaffold]

He agrees with me even !

[cobalt lichen]

ye
Cultist-Chan right?

[fiery wave]

No. But I like Cultist-Chan.

[brazen scaffold]

Oh in that case I've probably seen the artwork looking for something to use as a reference for one of my own characters

[grand mural]

I miss Ferrus.

I miss him alot.

[brazen scaffold]

you see a lot of CC's stuff whenever you look for anything 40k art related

[green vector]

ferrussy

[brazen pelican]

Me too, it's a shame he had skill issues. :<

[regal jasper]

I hate so much Space Marine 2

[grand mural]

True skill issue he should have parried

Or like

Not fell to his knees

[grand mural]

What for

[brazen pelican]

I agree, anyway it was not your fault. :>

[brazen scaffold]

if he parried you would have felt the iron bruh

[grand mural]

Please, his iron was weak

So was his flesh

[brazen scaffold]

If that mf parried you'd be LiterallyJustFerrus

don't even play

[grand mural]

He couldn't parry perfection.

[fiery wave]

https://www.deviantart.com/storykillinger/art/Lalala-323517752

[thick coyote]

Cultist chan fails to represent chaos design wise

Could've been much better

[brazen scaffold]

racial slur in the pronouns? cegorach disapproves. those must be saved for the most powerful of moments to inflict the most shock value !

[thick coyote]

[regal jasper]

for the dammned weekly mission, that on hard its simply impossible, me and lynxiee is trying to pass it, but our teammate its a dumbass who stoles medicae when we're w low life, just, I hate this fucking game 😭

[fiery wave]

The OG was in Emperor's Children colours lul. He kinda forgot.

[delicate vapor]

GOOOOSE

[delicate walrus]

Sorry I had to be honest tho

[delicate vapor]

you lot need me

[regal jasper]

Come elios, pls

[brazen pelican]

Apart from big, are you also notorious?

[delicate vapor]

ill try and help

[dire kayak]

aaaaaa oil is a pain

[delicate vapor]

[grand mural]

I believe in you. Run it back until you both succeed.

[glacial bone]

I'm actually surprised by how nice the sororita is.

[delicate vapor]

gotta reinstall sm2

[dire kayak]

my lawyers advise me to stop using nobelisks for combat

[regal jasper]

ty bro

ty

we'll try

[brazen pelican]

I could help, but I am not good enough for the weekly hard. :>

[dire kayak]

i coudl help im pretty decent at the game

[delicate walrus]

Unfortunately no imma have it one day tho

[brazen pelican]

Fingers crossed for you!

[brazen scaffold]

My friend you are trying to plug a youtube channel into a public discord chat where everyone is already having conversations of their own 😭
Not to mention the tastelessly edgy profile banner where the only identifiable trait of the character is the artstyle they're drawn in
You may be the latter, but you are not the former child

[dire kayak]

WHY ARE MY PUMPS NOT WORKING

IM GONNA CRY

[brazen pelican]

I'm not, I am very bad. :>

[regal jasper]

BRO, JUST SPAWNED A HELL FUCKING BRUTE HERE

[delicate vapor]

peak

[regal jasper]

I died

[dire kayak]

finally got a single pump to wrok

[regal jasper]

and lynxiee's is fucked

we already lose this shit like, 4 times

[fiery wave]

Yeah, I know. Is big after all.

[delicate vapor]

reinstalling the game rn but ill join after its done

[regal jasper]

the weelky mission is a heretic one

[brazen pelican]

:<

[regal jasper]

I hate heretic missions

[fiery wave]

Expeditions?

[brazen pelican]

I can try helping out, but I am not very good.

[regal jasper]

Vortex

[fiery wave]

Eh?

[delicate vapor]

big monster thing

[regal jasper]

we lose it

[delicate vapor]

what class are you and lynx on rn

[regal jasper]

im assault and she's a sniper

[dire kayak]

when they created me they did not use the straight build option

[delicate vapor]

ait

ill be tech then

[tawdry edge]

im trying sniper to see if i can deal with the extremis targets from far away but we still getting clocked

[brazen scaffold]

I'm okay enough at vet or arbitrator to get the job done decent

[delicate vapor]

forgot my ping will shoot to 268 in game

[brazen pelican]

They're doing SM2, not Darktide. :>

[fiery wave]

Oh, SM2. Explains confusion.

[dire kayak]

i forgot sm2 is 3 players i cant help

[brazen scaffold]

Ah, brain did not pick up on that

[dire kayak]

[regal jasper]

Yeah

[delicate vapor]

you can cheer on

[tawdry edge]

[brazen pelican]

Well, if Elios is helping you out, I'll just chill, instead. :>

[brazen scaffold]

I would annihilate on any one of my four classes in sm2 my fencing muscle memory is cracked

[regal jasper]

yeah, a cheerleading would help

[brazen pelican]

I believe in you!

[brazen scaffold]

parry the carnifex

[delicate vapor]

ellbrute

[woven sigil]

SM2 lacks a lot of mechanical depth im not gonna lie

[regal jasper]

@dire kayak pls, cheer for us

[brazen scaffold]

the reason we'll never get to fight a cult of khorne is because we the players are his cult

[dire kayak]

a 2000 meter conveyor belt would probably be far less complex than this truck automation but i couldnt care less

[regal jasper]

TY SLANESHI!!!

[dire kayak]

i believe in youuu

[regal jasper]

THAT FULL ME WITH DETERMINATION!!

[shell goblet]

go space forcers

[regal jasper]

[brazen pelican]

NOW GO MARINE THEIR SPACE!

[dire kayak]

if you win the weekly stratagem ill stop eating the elderly for one day

[green vector]

sucks ass init lad

[regal jasper]

omaga

[woven sigil]

Real

[regal jasper]

I will, I promise you

[regal jasper]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[green vector]

campaign was bussing then i uninstalled

[woven sigil]

Anyway, back to malding about nicotine withdrawals

[shell goblet]

i didn't play it :3

[shell goblet]

you can do this ✨💗

[keen moon]

purge the craving with FAITH

[woven sigil]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I've been trying for the last ten fuckin years

[regal jasper]

[shell goblet]

i'm coming up on a year nicotine free after 6 years of darts and another 8 of vaping :3

[fiery wave]

Go shoot up more Nurglites.

[regal jasper]

you'll do it, just have determination

[shell goblet]

you've got this 💗💗💗

[regal jasper]

you can do it!!!!

believe in yourself!!

[woven sigil]

Based, good on you, massive respect 🙏

[fiery wave]

Keep hands and mind busy.

[shell goblet]

i believe in you :3 keep those hands busy and your candies close. i liked lemon candies instead of mints because the sourness of them would kind of give me a discount throat hit

i also used one of those corny no-nic stim devices called a "Füm" to help me break the physical tics in my first month :3

[green vector]

[amber delta]

vostroyan coat ogryn son or vostroyan coat vet daughter

[cobalt lichen]

very cool beans

[fiery wave]

Both.

[thick coyote]

Bigger coat is bestest

We all know that

[amber delta]

I do not have the money for both

[woven sigil]

Never was a fan of sweets, though yeah the hardest bit is the action of it

[fiery wave]

Sad, I know the feel.

[green vector]

smoke some pole instead big man

[fiery wave]

A reusable straw? Like how kids used to play. They made cig candies as well.

[cobalt lichen]

Money is free if you kill the people who have some

[green vector]

[woven sigil]

I'll stick to eating a*s, thanks, at least when its avaliable

[shell goblet]

yeah the action bit helped loads. candies helped me but i do worry abt my poor teeth bc the sugar free ones taste like ash often lol you're probably better off

[green vector]

[fiery wave]

You mean, act like laxatives.

[shell goblet]

THAT TOO HOLY

[dire kayak]

meow

[fiery wave]

Sugar free candies are like emergency prune juice imo.

[shell goblet]

i had two (2x) sugar free lifesavers and i had to CALL OUT OF WORK

[green vector]

im never had prune juice

[shell goblet]

it's actually diabolical i didn't think it could be so bad

[woven sigil]

Sugar free stuff is generally pretty vile, thats understandable

[feral vessel]

high lords of terra reference

[fiery wave]

It can and it is.

[woven sigil]

Might just be me, but i associate prunes with being an old people thing

[feral vessel]

i cannot not associate TTS High Lords with laxatives now

[green vector]

yeah i was literally about to say

[feral vessel]

fuck

[green vector]

granny drink that

[fiery wave]

The older generations used it for that exact reason.

[cobalt lichen]

[jaunty path]

Greetings inferiors

[woven sigil]

Makes sense, they tend towards being wiser than us lot these days

[dire kayak]

i just built a whole fuel factory for nothing

[cobalt lichen]

hi

[woven sigil]

Hello, shitass

[dire kayak]

ughhhhh

[green vector]

nah they just got a shitting theyself fetish

[dire kayak]

i guess ill turn this into a basic fuel production plant

[shell goblet]

i'm trying, hard as i may, to switch to sugar free daily caffeinated beverages but my go-to pick was the mango monster energy which is defs not sugar free- i think their sugar free flavours are generally pretty alright tho LMAO

[woven sigil]

Oddly specific..

[shell goblet]

i just wish they had that mango sugar free

[green vector]

why you think they all wear diapers

[jaunty path]

"Shitting theyself fetish" the term you're looking for is Soiling.

Dumbass

[green vector]

oh here she is the expert shitter

[fiery wave]

True, and I know it works as well. Always keep notes of what your grams said.

[green vector]

mb i didnt know there was a term

[shell goblet]

[green vector]

mango is bussin

[woven sigil]

Good luck with that too, though I'm gonna have to be a funny cunt here and mention that coffee is a thing 😉

[delicate vapor]

soiled

[jaunty path]

[dire kayak]

missus i need affection

[green vector]

oh wait monster flavor

[fiery wave]

I mean, some Celcius flavours are alright.

[jaunty path]

Hello goobling

[green vector]

nah fuck that that is not bussin

[woven sigil]

Aye, it do be like that. Funny innit, you don't tend to listen till its almost too late, or is too late. Arrogance of youth an all that

[shell goblet]

i know that this is a downgrade but i used to be a barista and had to cut myself off from coffee LMAOOOOOOO

[fiery wave]

Usually too late and all you can do now is visit their grave/urn/etc.

[shell goblet]

energy drink is one and done, coffee i can make and drink so many

[jaunty path]

My grandma smoking newports costing 15 dollars not even bigger than a pack of cards

[shell goblet]

indefinitely

[little marten]

Teach her to roll

[fiery wave]

Good thing both do the same thing, put me to sleep.

[green vector]

god i love monster

[shell goblet]

i haven't tried celcius !! i thought it was just sparkling water at the 7-eleven tbh

[jaunty path]

Itd be a lot cheaper

[drowsy lynx]

Having a bean water machine that will dispense decent coffee with a single button press at work is dangerous lol

[shell goblet]

they both make me tired but they also just give me the people strength for the day

if anything

[woven sigil]

Oh yeah, thats totally understandable tbh. Coffee addiction is a real thing. Got fired from a job once cos the boss thought I was on some sort of stimulant all day, but nope, was just jitters from drinking shitloads on the job

[shell goblet]

BASED

[green vector]

i cant quit monsters now unless i wanna have a 2 week migraine

im too deep in there

[drowsy lynx]

It also gives you something to do that's cig related without being smoking a cig so it can kinda get you to smoke less in a way

[green vector]

[drowsy lynx]

Unless you're bottlenecked by funds and only want to smoke, then it might cause additional smoking

[jaunty path]

Does monster even make you feel awake

[woven sigil]

I'm not gunna tell you what to do man, but you probs should slow down a bit

[shell goblet]

LMAOO

[woven sigil]

They put all kinda nasty shit in those things

[green vector]

trust me i know

[jaunty path]

The 2 week migraine is probably worth it

[green vector]

ill stop when my heart explodes

[dire kayak]

built a whole smokeless powder factory just to get explosive rebar

fml

[tawdry edge]

[

[drowsy lynx]

Me when I get 7000% of my recommended vitamin b12 daily intake

[green vector]

yea i feel like shit without

[fiery wave]

I suggest the peach mango, tropical vibe, fuji apple pear or wild berry stuff. Straight peach is too overpowering for me.

[delicate vapor]

345 PING LOOO

[green vector]

[shell goblet]

HEAVY on this 😭😭

[woven sigil]

Yeah... I said that about something once... Then I looked in a mirror an was like 8 stone, skin an bone.. I stopped soon after that realization

[green vector]

ive got enough b12 for 8 lifetimes

im unstoppable

[woven sigil]

Man's so immune to the big C that Cancer catches Heorthu and has to get chemo

[fiery wave]

I get it. They make me eepy but hilariously more chill? Even Red Bull.

[drowsy lynx]

Hitting that lifetime quota as early as possible before moving onto stockpiling the next nutrient

[shell goblet]

i'll give them a look 👀👀 do you know off the top of ur head if they have any lemon flavours ? i usually lean towards citrus flavours but mango is my close second bc monster keeps brutally discontinuing any lemon flavours they have after like 2 years

[green vector]

LMFAO

[shell goblet]

ENTIRELY more chill

[woven sigil]

Wait... that makes him a tyranid. 🤔

I'll get the flamer...

[little marten]

£450 a month to smoke cigarettes like £120 to roll tobacco

[green vector]

no pls

[shell goblet]

quite the opposite, but i get less grouchy which is the intention

[little marten]

Insane difference

[fiery wave]

This is why I get non-carbonated stuff and split a can into two servings. Monster is just insanely carbonated for me.

[little marten]

Also factory made ciggies have like whale semen and stuff in

[green vector]

me too chad

[woven sigil]

Thats 120 quid too much mate.

[green vector]

ill dial it down eventually

life is chaotic atm i need my vice

[little marten]

True for a fractional price I could get imported cement filled cigarettes from Poland off a dodgy man down the pub

[fiery wave]

Just precog more.

[drowsy lynx]

Mothballs and whale nut are the foundations of any good smoke

[delicate vapor]

a

[woven sigil]

Shiit, hook me up

[little marten]

I’m fairly sure I watched someone take on drag of one and develop a chest infection there and then lol

[green vector]

nurgle gonna go on the asbestos cigs

[fiery wave]

Oh, the orange flavour. Best stuff. Now I want but no more stock...

[green vector]

roll your own uranium rods

[shell goblet]

OWANGE

[drowsy lynx]

Orntch

[fiery wave]

Gotta at some point, heart isn't like it was 15 years ago.

[woven sigil]

Reminds me of the shit my uncle used to smoke, was like 85% tar and 15% plant matter

[shell goblet]

i like to imagine myself cracking a fuckass monster energy into my 60s if i make it that far

really killer imagery right there

[sleek harness]

Orange fruit or orange color

[fiery wave]

Yeah, you could literally just get the sparkling orange and be done. But worth just trying the rest and see if they are your taste or nope.

[shell goblet]

i'll try one today i need to pick up more for my wife and i :3

[fiery wave]

People just complain about the design of the can being too much for women lul.

[drowsy lynx]

At that point just skip the middle man and put a little powdered caffeine in some fabuloso

[green vector]

i only drink pink monsters

like a true gigachad

[shell goblet]

,,,, is that a genuine complaint by people ??? LMAOO

[fiery wave]

Hilariously, yes.

Is like that uhhh white beer or so?

[shell goblet]

every 3 days i stop by the local 7-eleven to pick up 3 white monsters for my wife and 3 mango ones for me (bc they have 3-for-$8 deals going)

and every time they look at me all concerned like "are these all for you ????" and i have to explain it every time😭

my wife goes to the same one, i don't think he's put together that we're together

[green vector]

my local shop asks me why no monster when i dont buy any

[fiery wave]

Hilarious. To be fair 6 cans in 3 days is risky as you get older.

[green vector]

[tired inlet]

Wear the hat: https://thegoodshirts.com/cdn/shop/files/IMG-3958.png?v=1761334523

[brazen pelican]

My local store is used to me buying like 8 cans a day.

[shell goblet]

i'm a good girl and haven't doubled up on them since i restricted myself to canned caffeine over brewed caffeine again haha

that's a lie i doubled up for an 11 hour road trip a couple months ago but that doesn't count

[fiery wave]

Then again, I get stared at for 24 cans of redbull at 3 for $1 - $1.50.

[delicate vapor]

@tawdry edge @regal jasper if u uh see a turret in that area ping it cause err think that hellbrute wouldve died a lot sooner

[shell goblet]

it didn't even help but i wanted it to 😭

[delicate vapor]

😱

[shell goblet]

LMAOOOO

[drowsy lynx]

I used to drink two tall energy drink cans a day somehow, I tried a single one last year and was convinced I'd win a fistfight with God

[fiery wave]

I only halved the cans so I pass out less awkwardly.

[drowsy lynx]

Starbucks double shots are delicious but I can no longer have them haha

[dire kayak]

its so hot in my room

[tawdry edge]

for sure but the problem was i was being hunted down helbrute hit me with the charged plasma too

[regal jasper]

I received all the attacks on my stupid face

[green vector]

shit im on 2 a day

[tired inlet]

I have students downing 3-4 cans a day is fukken wild how they're destroying their livers and cardiovascular system with the B-vitamin overdoses without even liquor helping the old fashiooned way with Cirrhosis.

[woven sigil]

All you monster addicts smh

[tired inlet]

meanwhile I go 16 hours on a singhle can of V8 Pineapple/Orange juice and maybe a Dr. Pepper.

[tawdry edge]

i got a mango loco waiting for me in the fridge

[fiery wave]

That's too much. Like 1 a day is already too much for most things in them.

[fiery wave]

That's just me without caffeine at all.

[shell goblet]

my partner also will sip on hers gingerly over the course of like 6 hours so her can is almost split into two sittings lmao.

[tired inlet]

and they're like in their late teens or early 20s. Hell, when I was in GWOT in 2007 we'd have people filling their camelbacks with Monster energy drinks for the 12 hour shift and passing the fuck out

[fiery wave]

I actually drink them to force myself asleep.

[green vector]

mines gone in 15 mins

[dire kayak]

shareee,,,,

[shell goblet]

sorry i opened up this can of worms monster

[dire kayak]

i believe in you!!!!!

[tired inlet]

kuhshhhh

[fiery wave]

That's actually what I do with the carbonated ones. They just become a little still, but I prefer it that way anyway.

[tired inlet]

it's because they don'tfukken go to sleep at night.

and class starts at 6:30

[shell goblet]

based tbh

[tired inlet]

some of them are dopamine shot from their childhood playing on Smartphones and iPads and their brains are irreperably damaged

[shell goblet]

pretty much same. i'll try to pace myself so i dont give myself a tummy ache or the hiccups tho :3

[tired inlet]

and some of them are chemically codependent on it

[shell goblet]

mango one tastes a little better when it's been sitting open for like 15 minutes anyways

[tired inlet]

it's all horse-piss to me

[fiery wave]

Monster just takes forever to still. Like WTF is that lvl of carbonation?

[tired inlet]

The Monster BRand has like 2 flavors that hide the horse-piss well enough: Loca Mocha and the Rehab Robert Palmer's

[fiery wave]

To be fair, is so the sugar free doesn't hit like a truck.

[dire kayak]

need to find 37 mercer spheres

[shell goblet]

i honestly haven't tried most monster flavours because i'm autistic abt it and am a really big creature of habit so when i find a flavour i like its the only one im gonna drink until i find something that i like more

[low blade]

Which monsters taste good?

[shell goblet]

its like my subconscious min maxing taste buds

[fiery wave]

If you pace it out, you won't have to deal with it.

[green vector]

bro samesies wtf

fantasy ruby red only for me atm

[tired inlet]

Alani Cherry Slush is good; the C4 Jolly Rancher Watermelon is legit; but can't beat good ol' fashioned BAWLS

[fiery wave]

I only got the og. They were $1.50 a can. I miss Orange Celcius though.

[dire kayak]

the ones ive already eaten

like dragons and unicorns

[low blade]

You're into Monster Bawls?

[shell goblet]

or unless monster fucking discontinued the aussie lemonade in the country i live in making me have to find a new flavour

[low blade]

Freak.

[tired inlet]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicious_in_Dungeon

[tired inlet]

https://www.bawls.com/

the official drink of LAN Parties

[brazen pelican]

I would if distance wasn't an issue. :<

[bronze wren]

Never heard of the pisspot huh

[nimble salmon]

She steel on my legion till i armageddon

[dire kayak]

i can drink the pacific ocean if needed

[low blade]

Would rather see blood in my stool

[brazen pelican]

Damn, I mean I do not recommend drinking that many.

[tired inlet]

Bawls predate Monster by like 6 years

[thick coyote]

Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

[brazen pelican]

That is a lot of water. :>

[jaunty path]

She deaths my korps till I krieg

[tired inlet]

socially maladaptive loner type, huh

[jaunty path]

Oh hey raziel how many AI Essays have you received

[somber stream]

There are things better left unsaid

[limpid vigil]

So is this why they call it a boner?

[jaunty path]

All things must be written

[dire kayak]

it took me like 2 years to finally understand that joke

im gonna kms

[shell goblet]

tfw you and ur wife are both former horse girls who drink monster every day

[low blade]

[shell goblet]

[sand monolith]

Any of you guys notice that everyone hates on party finder for havocs but i have found up to havoc 29 at least they win just as much if not more than discord groups ?

[shell goblet]

uncanny

[brazen pelican]

No, not allowed.

[tired inlet]

my wife gets them more than me; I don't really teach things with essays, and our reporting templates are in a notepad file that students do on a console that doesn't have external network connections.

[limpid vigil]

yes you will do a 'kiss myself'

[thick coyote]

You're not chronically online enough

Smh

[jaunty path]

😭 I wish I could see these essays. My english prof chewed out one right in front of the whole class 😭

[low blade]

Guy in my chem lab had chatGPT open in another tab and didnt know how to access or use excel 🥀

[tired inlet]

she put out a podcast about how she can spot it and now students have been trying the, "I wrote it but used GenAI to proofread or edit it"

[brazen pelican]

How often do you get one starting off with "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck."?

[low blade]

[limpid vigil]

If i got one starting like that i would doubt if it' ai

like mario is cool as fuck

[brazen pelican]

Perchance.

[tired inlet]

crushin' turts all day just like Kant would have wanted

[limpid vigil]

Honestly if you gave an essay to an ai to correct or write it there is no chance the word fuck would be left in

[tired inlet]

oddly enough now Perchance is a GenAI engine aggregator

[brazen pelican]

I am making references to a thing. Please do not take it seriously. :>

[brazen pelican]

Oh, really?

[woven sigil]

AI not swearing is one of the many reasons its hard to trust it

[jaunty path]

Honestly not helping their case I have tried to use it for proofreading before and its ass. It just guesses.

[limpid vigil]

oh i did not know , sry

[brazen pelican]

No need to apologize. ♥

[limpid vigil]

Yep - best profesionalls swear a ton

[dire kayak]

consume our blood and see our threads

[jaunty path]

Refusing to show nsfw sources as well

So even less reliable

[somber stream]

OpenAI is dying

[woven sigil]

Also pretty untrustworthy tbh

[tired inlet]

well yeah, it's trying to plagiarize something else in format. How do you think I feel as someone who naturally writes using semicolons and emdashes?

[brazen pelican]

Can't trust a fucker that doesn't swear.

[low blade]

Grok, stroke it a little

[limpid vigil]

This is why i trust purry forn artists

[jaunty path]

I hope it is

[somber stream]

We might see mass AI closure by next year or the one after that at this rate

[green vector]

who up strokin they grok rn

[brazen pelican]

Here's to hoping.

[somber stream]

It's just unsustainable lol

[woven sigil]

It shows a degree of lingustical understanding and a good vocabulary.

In other words, AI is dumb as shit

[jaunty path]

The returns aren't returning

[shell goblet]

honestly i had to drop out of school to be a teacher bc there's not much i could've done to stop myself from firebombing a data center if i received more than 3 AI essays in one grading period

[brazen pelican]

This is true, this is very very true.

[jaunty path]

Frustrated and disappointed I imagine

[limpid vigil]

It's weird how elon hates trans ppl but he has an ai wich he named very close to the slang for transfemme peenar

[jaunty path]

The worst thing is like

[brazen pelican]

Coincidence? I think not.

[jaunty path]

Hardly trying to hide it

[limpid vigil]

the slang word is gock btw

[jaunty path]

Its one thing to plagiarize tf out of your essay

[tawdry edge]

legit

[somber stream]

I misread that

[jaunty path]

At least be fucking smart about it

[regal jasper]

I hate chaos missions

[limpid vigil]

wich is close to glock wich is why all transfemmes should be strapped

[tawdry edge]

@delicate vapor this might be impossible

[drowsy lynx]

How do I delete this comment

[delicate vapor]

its possible, lets try it without a sniper

[brazen pelican]

If they were capable of being fucking smart about it, they wouldn't need the AI in the first place.

[spare cliff]

is there currently no channels with drops enabled?

[limpid vigil]

close your eyes and keep em closed

[jaunty path]

No prolly cuz its april

[regal jasper]

@delicate vapor I move a little and theres a Hellbrute 203031203 Chaos Spawn and 2138319283 terminators in my face

[tawdry edge]

should i go with vanguard for the execution perk?

[delicate vapor]

unless you go tech and ill do tact

[limpid vigil]

if you can't see it it does not exist

[delicate vapor]

vanguard would be useful since the game throws us 3 or 4 termis

[drowsy lynx]

This is exactly how I deal with a 9-5 lol

[spare cliff]

why do they keep making them if noone wants to stream the game

[tawdry edge]

imma use adrenaline rush as well

[brazen pelican]

I thought you were more of a "Sec, just gonna kill this boss" kinda guy.

[green vector]

who wants those shit purple cosmetics anyway lmao

[limpid vigil]

I don't work a 9-5 yet but yall would not believe the stories from my odd-jobs

[limpid vigil]

I do , i want grape psyker

[fallen tree]

they're dogshit, but if someone likes them, props to em

its free after all

[limpid vigil]

I hope they make a purple arby so i can make william afton

[jaunty path]

Free slop!! Free slop!!!!

[woven sigil]

If you think like the Orks do, technically they make you invisible

[fallen tree]

now that may be something i use, since no arby cosmetics 🥴

[limpid vigil]

but i gotta say a purple scum would go hard

lean scum

[green vector]

ork class next

[brazen pelican]

Water Cartel!

[woven sigil]

Instantly makes every other class irrelevant

[somber stream]

The Mourning star suddenly became a Waaaaagh warband

[hazy kestrel]

Imagine plagiarizing, fucking pathetic.

[shell goblet]

i dont remember my old twitch account login bc streaming has been IRL variety slop since like 2018

[hazy kestrel]

Holy skill issue

Just write competently

Use your brain

[green vector]

ikr

[limpid vigil]

Let me see , there was the shoe pisser , exhibitionist lady , the worm guy and some more

[hazy kestrel]

Or what’s left of it

[green vector]

i just watch vods

[brazen pelican]

I never plagiarized anything, I was proud to be stupid af. :>

[shell goblet]

it was fun while it lasted 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Bunch of people back an Uni did not deserve their degrees

[fallen tree]

i pretty much only watch avoidingthepuddle on twitch uncs gotta stick together i guess

[hazy kestrel]

Scum

[brazen pelican]

Worm Guy? You met @little marten irl?

[hazy kestrel]

Plagiarizing bastards

[woven sigil]

Wot?

[hazy kestrel]

It’s only gonna get worse

[limpid vigil]

idk if it counts as plagiarizm but i once copied most of a herb info book for a biology assignment

[hazy kestrel]

Did you cite your source

Properly

[limpid vigil]

Nah , just a cool dude who showed some cool looking worms

[green vector]

thammer about to smash your skull in