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Honestly yeah besides the cannibalism bosmers are chill
It’s there one bad trait lmao
They do murder you if you hurt plants tho
Guro fans before they get guro:
I’m a imperial
In terms of tamriel racism i think bosmer, khajit and orsimer are the relatively least racist
Oh no... gore of my comfort character... nom nom
Just came across the best banter between an Ogryn and Zealot.
“The emperor has forgiven my sins!”
“Uh… what does it feel like? Does it itch?”
🤣
I always forget they add new dialogue every update
Thats really funny though
Gotta love Fatshark for that.
why they remove spider boobs from remastered oblivion, what a downgrade
I think the cutest one I saw was like
"Do you pray ogryrn?"
"I want to but I cant find the words."
"Hm. I will help you then."
I just wanted to laugh like skeletor
They don’t think we deserved it anymore
BASED
Awww.
Fck that remastered slop
No spider breasts? Worthless video game
They didn’t wanna spend money on next gen new boobs
Toddd wont get a single cent from me till tes6
butthesda
Dark souls has spider women is the tits
That's a lie and you know it
Demon spider women with tits
cuck howard
No actually like
They’ll screw that up too.
Wanna know the best thing about girls with multiple pairs of arms
I hate that mf
YEEEAAAAH
Me too, will still buy TES6 though
YOU GET IT
They can play multiple guitars ?
HE HAD OVER 10 YEARS FOR TES6
The mods must flow
Has anyone seen the structure/area from this post in-game in a expedition?, it's also in the reveal trailer.
I've played heaps of expeditions and yet to actually see it, maybe I'm just blind.
what bethesda games are even worth buying in the year of our lord 2026
And you’ll pay for them too.
Nah
Steven universe 3d
Long as it's PC, free mods will exist
INSTEAD HE RELAIMCHES SKYRIM 20 times and brings out that elder scrolls online slop
Oh and dont forget about starfield
Remake morrowind
And fallout 4
I forgot about starfield
SLOP
so did everyone
I wanna be called a N’wah again remake morrowind
assthesda still lock out mods from skyrim?
Call me a N’wah
slopfield (i played it , mid at best)
you need to downgrade to a certain version right
No
N’wah
I always ran as a bosmer with heavy armor and a hammer
I used to play the hell out of ESO. Then, they went woke… couldn’t justify another cent to be spent.
God i hate todd so much
Mmf... blodd goward
I lived a good life in morrowind
iT jUsT wOrKs
for fallout 4? if you play fallout : london then yea
sixteen times the detail
Just my imperial doing moon sugar of a dark elfs ass
or use GoG
8 times the size!
Gaben sipping his smoothie in the corner:
and Emil
Fr that man is just waiting for his turn
just gotta be greedy and/or simping his investors
Like a godfather
be Gabe
do nothing
be most beloved man in gaming
Bruh I can't even forward a post from a channel that's from this discord server wth lol.
He does nothing, thats why hes so beloved
immortalize gaben
the "keep it simple ,stupid" guy
Gaben is like a genuine guy
Well you have me sold on ESO now :3
Hey guys
ANOTHER 200 DOLLARS TO THE SUMMER SALE, TAKE MY MONRY GABE
What if tod Howard was the next from soft main character
By all means, to each their own.
And gaben will not call u a fckn Consumer
I want my nordic barbarian to be GAY and touch MEN
U are a customer
ESO is a fuckint mess
Maccas?
Tbf you’re talking to one of the most “woke” people in this discord :3
The fuck
OH mickey D's
Is this a spiders georg situation
Your Australian?
yea
I meet a lot of your kind
Aaah interesting
I like the crocodile hunter
Then eso will be right up your alley. Nothing against you. You’re allowed to have your opinions. 🙂 Thanks for being civil.
That guy was my fucking hero hang
He was my harambe
Dead ass
I was so sad lmao
Can’t trust a knife ear
Eat shit altmer
Fuck high elf’s
Shop rotate soon?
Fr fuck high elves
Altmer ain’t shit
Even the other mer hate them
Me and my imperial friends say fuck the gold elf’s
Even regular high elves hate the thalmor
The thalmor are cucks
Its not even golden shiny skin its like old grandma backrooms wallpaper yellow
Meanwhile, I’m enjoying the hell out of Tainted Grail.
dunmer my beloved
Like a old dry butterscotch
plain vanilla ice cream and coke is a odd combo
Mmmmf why dont you taint my grail
I like dunmer bitches Ngl
TRUE
My imperial went wild off the skooma for a while
FUCK THE WHITE-GOLD CONCORDAT🗣️
worth the money? I've been eyeing it up recently
Skooma got a native born imperial acting unwise in morrowind
CALL IT THE BROWN CONCORDAT THE WAY THE NORDS WIPE THEIR ASSES WITH IT
Hell. Yes! It’s how Bethesda games used to be.
Skooma got a imperial N’wah acting unwise for some dunmer booty
AND FUCK THAT THALMORFUCKER ULFRIC TOO
You won’t be disappointed. So damned good.
This sounds like dialogue in a skyrim tavern about the civil war
wait which elf are we fucking about
Shop rotate and it's another Vostyan, where is the cadia!!!!!!
We got an imperial lusting over dunmer, two people talking shit about thalmor, skooma, and a guy who just wants to fuck elves
You should be
Ulfric stormcloak is a traitor
I spent some years in morrowind
Oh, The Vostroyans are back.
Hes playing into the thalmors hands
YEAAAAAH
I discovered myself
Vostroyans best ogryn cosmetics
The thalmor are playing ulfric like a FIDDLE
vhas to see
Ulfriddle stormcock
The imperials never did anything to anybody
Leave us bosmer alone
Short kings just want to worship trees and eat the dead
I like dunmer
Plus we're the best archers
The red eyed looks like your missing the back of a pickup truck
Eat shit thalmor, cant cast fireballs when you have 15 arrows in your torso
Thalmor also are racist as hell
They don’t like high elfs fuckint non high elfs
High elf supremacist ass mfs
They also genocided other high elves who didnt agree with them
That’s why the redguards are mogging them
Aren't the redguards like uber racist
Their continuing a rebellion shanks them thoufh
They literally sunk their islands so they wouldn't have to share them with elves
Based, really
Eat them alive
vhat
7/11 lexmates painted
did u paint the dog
i just lost my dawg
not yet
im scared to paint it i don't know how to paint a cyber-mastiff
I like corgis
Finally omw home to read the gaunts ghosts and play darktide larping as a veteran
How wonderful is my life
i fucking love putting nuln oil on metallic paints it looks SO GOOD

May I see?
please call me that
vhat
I said,
please call me that
😮
no
i also got called "e girl twink"

..i literally cant
im not a carnivorous plant.
what
i hate twinks, they have very low amounts of nutrition when i eat them
'tomfemboy' ahh
You see,
in order to actually get girth
you need to eat
most femboys have to eat a lot.
to maintain the girth
and that's why i hate eating them
yea
gerf
the friendly couple on a stroll watching me eat giant chunks from the ground
absolutely not
😮
-# bluh… I should nyot be awake right meow
op
bites you
Hope you enjoyed my Skaven roleplay
M. Coward. Calling in the 5 femboy tops on the planet.
im not ready to know the composition of the giant chunks
dirt and rock
ohh ahh
hi stinker
eats you whole
vore ||(arousing)||
😮
jump scare
whot he fuck phantom pinged me
im sending you pictures of protogens with giant asses
-# mrraow :3
i replied to your message with a sticker
please don't send me protogen pictures
i really want to though
I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUUUSEE
AND OUT OF YOUR S-
there's a teto cover of that song
-# i somehow created a healing feedback loop on my character in baldur’s gay. Just a constant spam of 1 health per tick
vhoww
-# the cloak I was wearing healed me for an extra point whenever I get healed in combat. The sword heals me when dealing damage. Put the two together and apparently the cloak just feeds off itself
hmmm
ooo
swag
-# looking at my character was tanking my frames lol
my zealot looks
boring
wish i was there to get the m21 cosmetics but hey is what it is

-# should i buy slop shop cosmetics or nay? I was kinda digging the inquisition stuff for psyker
@dire kayak GIVE ME AN ANSWER
if you dig it then go for it
penance cosmetics for psyker don't really look that cool to me
so if there's ones you like then get them
wuh
Don’t……..don’t….
slop shop
Rotate yet?
i buy them all the time btw
None of the costumes look good
not as of a few hours ago
im going to show you my zealot
It’s like wrapping toilet paper around your hands and head and convincing yourself you bandaged yourself
I was waiting for you to come and clear the cupboards..
But now you're gonna leave just a sign..
Vostroyan recolour
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sniffs….and starts crying
As of 37 minutes ago
wait did it rotate?
i ate the cupboards and the sign
i love how edgerunners singlehandedly traumatized just about everyone that watched it
Sure did
i tried to get into cyberpunk but i couldnt
And boy is it ass
FUCK YOU ADAM SMASHER
so idk if itd like edgerunners
YOU TOOK DAVID AWAY!!!!!!
like
edgerunners?
are you calling it a bad series bitchass..
i better be misunderstanding something
I was talking about the drip
i can eat your enemies you know
i wear penance cosmetics and i LIKE them
im too poor to spend money on aquilas despite buying so many minis
-# hmm… i’ll wait on buying slop shop stuff… might have to pay my brother who is barely lucid most days it seems for the xbox still since he made an impulse purchase on it…
I have made a discovery
the force ive been putting to open my paint pots has started to tear off the skin on the side of my finger
it hurts really bad whenever i touch it
-# ouchies
This right here IS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK AND FUCKED ITS WIFE
I don’t like trappers
painting is my passion 
No not you
i hope they make more darktide minis
i wanna get a mauler and crusher and karnak twins mini
when i stop eating it
in 300 years
You know
don't you mean 40 thousand years 😹
when robot girlyman collects the 40,000th warhammer
I know
It’s like telling the kid in the wheelchair at sports day that he’s not allowed to use his legs and telling him it’s a skill issue.
BECAUSE I HATE THE TRAPPER
chat I am enjoying ogryn again
You are in a wheelchair
That's a question by the way
what if i say skill issue
haymaker is lowk peak af
No. I’m saying my legs don’t work when I’m trapped by a trapper because of her chaos breaking-reality breaking bullshit
do you want me to eat the trapper?
No because she’s just gonna phase through you and trap another person
Your legs do work when you are trapper by a trapper
one time i nearly failed an auric because the barrier explosion from the ritual in dark communion launched me into the center of a dense horde and i had to use both my charges, until death and all my grenades to escape
You just can't use them because skill issue
lmfao
Listen here you boob
Did you just called me boob?
boob?
Yes
Why

Because I am a very angry lamb >:[
o deer
Boob doesn't seem like a insulting name
Go with the classic
Bitchass motherfucker is a insulting name
But thats too mean :<
meow
But im not in a wheelchair
Your in the wheelchair
maow
You look like someone who would be in a wheelchair
-# so I saw that once again Microslop is trying to force black ops7 on people by putting it on sale. The game has entirely 1 star reviews and they apprently deleted the reviews at least twice. Lmao
Complaining about legs and all that
Nah
i ate the wheelchair
I’m complaining about the trapper
About legs
that's so real,,,
Not being to use them
thanku thanku...
That's literally wheelchair behavior
-# mrrp :3
that's so real
stands up from wheelchair
true
So you had a wheelchair
That's very wheelchair behavior
Do you use your wheelchair for fun?
still no new arby cosmetics 
Blame GW
fewest cosmetics, still the best drip 
what cosmetics could they really add for arbites though?
-# new codpieces
we already have all the parts from the exaction squad
the only one i could really think of for arbitrators is the palanite subjugators
but even then that's not enough for a full cosmetic release
you'd just get the palanite set but for arbites armour and a skin for the shock maul + shield that has the palanite colours and symbols
we already got all the helmet variants in the exaction squad
there's not any more arbites designs outside of that set
but not in artworks
i see
there's more variety in arbites art
This is GW we are talking about
They don’t use art. They use what they have for models
v
I mean. Look at the newer space marine chapters that don’t have models
i do hope GW makes more adeptus arbites stuff
they're cool minis just in the exaction squad
do we have models for all the ogryn cosmetics?
like vostroyan
or rogue trader?
I’m not entirely sure.
Though I suppose I am wrong considering the cosmic in the store for Orgyn
Argh
Idk if i want more cosmetics if they are not earnable
I kinda pumped enough cash into the slopshop imo
I bought everything i need already, save for that one Grenadier mask
some dude fartin on the mic in my game
Maybe if they add a 4th Legion set..
another krieg variation 
LICHT
what i always wanted
Ooo show
w
I’m quite pleased, loads of mistakes but seems decent enough
I made the mistake of using flash in a photo hahaha
That really shows you how shit a job you did
good job lad
guardussy
Still got 2 of them sitting in rubbing alcohol to try and strip the paint 😔
What if your latin ask you to take a picture of her
tyranussy
you're telling me a shrimp fried this miku?
even me? 
🧍♂️ 🧍♀️
🫃
yeah yeah, you're the funniest
Exactly

Uhhhhhhhhhhh 50/50 you are funny or not
You are heads
Let flip the coin
It went on tails sadly
FUCK
She says I’m not allowed to refer to her as Latin anymore
!?!
Ikr
The travesty
exorcise the butt in latin
Latin privileges removed
🙈
Deserved honestly
Heorthu are you not going to like
Say something mean
Like you always do when someone compliments me
nah cba
almost 4k players online and nobody joining my h40
wtf
1 request to join per 5 minutes
Gaslighting heoruthu are you?!?!
Wow box heorthu is so much better
#leaveheorthualone
big brother is watching me atm
is everyone just playing malice?
im good boy
No
seems like it

why depends on the region?
Because most people play on North American or Russian servers
EU / NA / Asia empty on havoc
Also it depends on time
yes so? 4k connected
this what happens when you keep releasing game modes in a game with a low player count
imn not talking about the ppl not connected

4k is little
hello?
Yknow i find it kinda strange that combat knife breaks stealth but throwing knives don't
Where did you got the idea that most people are doing malice
out his ass
everything thats not havoc is malice
Okay out of his ass then

Finally you are right for once, Heorthu the Boxer
im always right
Not
never seen a game where theres so few ppl playing challenging content
Some people like to relax when they play.
we're all soyboys bro what do you want
pathetic
stop talking sense this is dumbass chat rn
casuals
guys i think it might be bait
Oh, right. Uh… durrr brakfoosle!!!
he got the monkey pfp
and
epic ragebait!!11
Imma be honest - i think auric dog expeditions are harder than some havoc missions
i like darktide, such a nice casual game
Well - i think that's still a bit of an undestatement since at least havoc is it old enough for ppl to know what to do mostly unlike expeditions where i still get teammates playing heresy or above who don't know how the gamemode works
I had failed 3 missions cuz ppl still don't know that you cannot open the sanctuary door solo
Doktor said no more oily/fried food for at least a month so guess who's having boiled chicken for lunch
boiled chicken what the fuck
Abbot elementary refrence
yeah the 5 reapers
5 bulwarks
3 dogs and 2 trappers
Oh also there are those ppl who just refuse to get into the stormraptor at the end
Those ppl lost me a lot of remenants
U sick brother?
Liver issue lol
Oh shit
I'M DETERIORATING
Well them and the clipping issues where enemies can grab you even in the stormraptor
Will it improve?
Oh ok whew
Yknow i think they should rename hepatitis to hepatitties to boost morale
I’d be ok with that
Yeah it's nothing severe
i wonder how our rejects haven't gotten several nurgle diseases
Kept pure by contempt
Oh they did. Ogryn has stomach parasites
I’d imagine after the war on atoma ends our rejects will be incinerated
they're probably in so much pain
i feel bad for them
Probably because @little marten has been slacking off.
Yeah
I’ve actually got the shitty end of winter cold atm
So I’m CULTIVATING
though i mean that could be what corruption damage is, our rejects falling to the diseases
Cultivating, extra Cult? :>
the parasites i mean
anyone else feel like psyker needs a dmg buff? flamer kills crushers so slow compared to ragers and stuff
maybe give more rending
Yknow i think i remember a chinese anime i saw a clip off
Guy had diarhea for a few days to cultivate better
Lmao
No. No they do not. They would be way too much of a jack of all trades
Using my Dao eye and the energy i've cultivated for 69+ years, i can foresee a future with SORORITAS as the new playable class
brain burst kills crushers pretty quickly?
yes. they do. and it would be fine
Flame staff already have a brittleness blessing.
im taking about h40 obviously lol not malice
not enough
sec locking in polymarket
MAXIMUM CULT
Ok based
hit em harder
Still , they have good CC , good defense, good hordeclear and support. They really do not need much more
Force Sword/Greatsword
i cant tank an overhead, ogryns can
I’m tossing up getting either some plague marines or sisters to paint and leaning very heavily towards sisters atm
Why are you in overhead range as a psyker?
Like how?

the point is i cant
we all want to lean heavily on a sister
Like you buy random boxes to paint for shit and giggles?
Yeah guard is fun but feels very uh rigid
That sounds bit wrong...
Wanted something else to try bit more exciting
Nah I hate necrons

Necrons were my first choice when I was starting with painting armies. 😄
And easy... But no, I had to get 10000+ points of Death Guard...
Some of those models were pure nightmare. 😄
Nurgle Gamer does a lot of things for shis and giggles, especially when he giggles and shits. 
I never giggle and shit
I
Because it comes at such velocity I lose facial control
Like a true Nurgle follower.
Just got that picture in my head in full HD HELP
Yknow i hope somebody paints necrons via lowering them down into a tub of paint ala robo-factory style
I love the skellies
I mean... 60 million years old Murder Metal Zombies from beyond!
What is there not to love?
in this discord? no way
What a surprise! 😄
hmmm
should i try nuln oil
it looks like a very good drink
and people tell me it's good
ombies
Shall we pray and sing hymns together this night? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
how the zealot flirts:
Never doubt it
So many devout
Imagine praising a dead corpse
i like agrax earthshade,
Couldn't be me
lenny face in the big 2026??? you love to see it
nuln soy
baby nun oil

How do you know if a baby is a nun
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Robe gives it away.
Mix it with a bit of Agrax Earthshade to add some tang to the Flavor
Blessed be the Marine Juice
seems like it's gonna be an Admech beach party this summer
-# ||seriously please someone get me out of here…||
i would if i could
Lowk, i hope the 8th class would be a Squat
Ratlings are a no go.
The 7th is Admech for sure
a wyrmwood class would be pretty cool
-# ||I just want out of this house at the very least||
Be homeless
Be free
-# ||that’s genuinely looking more and more tempting by the day||
And i want atleast one HS line where they say "Whats up my Squatta" with the geminated T
Just buy a tent and a spear
And get going
based on HS reception, the name, the roadmap, the setup
it has to be
pick up survival skills
there's no way it isn't
survival videos makes me want to live in the forest
Hell nah i hate the rain
Outdoor boys?
I'll be so real though hive scum as a concept is cool but the execution is just so subpar for what could've been done for them
If its warm outside ok
But in germany its either hot or cold af
Or constantly raining
uhh plenty, who is that cute lesbian lumberjack
Based on HS reception, I hope those AdMech fans never get what they want. 
SADMECH DIAPER
this is the exact reason any community can't have nice things
anyways
Get stung by a Mosquito with malaria
Dies
Skill issue
Just don't get stung? 
i love it when i revolve my helldivers loadout around my exosuit, then it gets one-hit by a single hunter
There was literal death threats towards the devs over Hive Scum
Hive Scum isn't a bad idea by any means, but again, execution was subpar in pretty much all of the non-stim/poison stuff. And not to mention the people that play hive scum somehow magically forget the concept of the word coherency
now that's just ridiculous
I believe it though
Like any of those people are able to actually do anything
simply evolve bro its not that hard
Save your death threats for the heretics
😔 Sorry bro skill issue on my part
So yeah, if admech fans don’t get anything I won’t be too upset. While I would love admech too just to get a little peak at how they fight in a place like this, I don’t need it
people like these make me not want to be an admech fan
Id be more scared of a fckn rat then some redditors malding
Good goober! 
Being an admech fan is fine! Being a fan of almost anything is fine. It’s when the lunatic fans think that this kind of behavior is okay
"Looking for grenades bro, trust"🤞
I think being spiteful in such a way makes you just as bad as them objectively. You are looking at a small minority of loud angry people and painting it as the majority
I did no such thing
HS is a good class that got fucked over by AdMech expectations
the entire admech community does not consist exclusively of toxic individuals and that is a wholly unreasonable assessment
death threats being sent to devs like bro get a life, grow up
Shouldve ragebaited them to go thru with the assasination attempt
o deer
You insinuated as such with your words here
Very passive aggressive of you
That was not the intent, though I won’t deny I was passive aggressive. In a shit mood.
Seems we all are, let's make an effort not to make it worse for eachother then
Topless and well oiled
Oh deer
Make it a spectacle atleast
why would we fight eachother when there's a whole planet of gunky grandfather worshippers
fight to the death and you get my old power armor
For satisfaction of course
And not launching with a great tree
I'll do this part anyways though
idk seems kinda khornate to me
i hope we get an admech class because admech are really cool
I don't feel insulted, I'm just someone with a rather dornian lexicon
"How about you step on me, a slap on the face then spit on my mouth yeah?"
Afternoon shitasses
We probably will
Both in and out of game signs point to it
excuse me
The jokes don't pass over my head so much as they hit the brick shithouse that is me and fall at my feet
Oh well
This is true. :>
No spectacle today i guess
This is true.
can nids eat robot bits
An 'Eretic moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like 'Eretics. 'Eretic moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. But quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation. They all end up bad. The Arbites see two 'Eretics with their guns drawn, and open fire. 'Eretic moments are the third biggest killer, behind Corpse Starch and Manifactorum accidents. Noblemen are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
Nope.
I think they can eat metal
Clearly you have never seen two rogue traders with polarizing egos and something to prove to eachother

Nids actively avoid worlds with Necron presence on the surface
The hat measuring contests are part for the course, obv
i wanna see a big admech fight against the nids
Since they can't replenish biomass fighting crons
can they eat plastic?
i might write that
Im not sure tho
I wouldn't say the hat so much as the feather they decorate it with
They can't and that is the biggest problem Necrons have with Tyranids, they consume all organic matter.
And Necrons, some of them at least, still search for a way to return to flesh and blood.
Tummy Ache.
pretty much anything
Why couldnt they eat necrom again?
I'll let you know if I see one. 🫡
aww lil nid have belly booboo
no organic biomass to add
I think there was a story where they vonsumed nevron
Can you eat your own excriment? Same type of deal here
Warfare w the necrons? Literal net - biomasd
Biological matter.
they are all-consuming
nids cant handle the smoke
smoke-free lifestyle
Yes rabbits do that
healthy eating
God-Emperor be praised, they havent eaten any kroot yet
That's because the necrons are so OP they had to be nerfed by eternal beddy-bye time.
A lot of animals eat their own poop actually
Cant say the nutritional value would be the same the second time around
Hive Fleet Gorgon.
Its healthy for them i forgot why
Their digestion is different to ours
What an enlightening statement
So theres still nutrients in there
Ik that gorillas in enclosures do it when stressed or underfed
They cannot eat daemons or necrons because there is no physical biomass to add to the hive. Anything else flora or fauna is fair game and gets consumed
Herbivore digestive tracts
Being a herbivore is inefficient as hell
they cant absorb all the nutrients in 1 go so they eat poop to re absorb
I had bunnys once thats why i know
Basically
Tyrannids are carnivoric, AFAIK
try some poop lad
And carnivores get no returns from recycling
reminder that excrement is 80-95% bacteria
They just eat everything
Organic matter, once again.
Yes
TIL
I'll stick to eating dead things, thanks
So omnivores tho
Yeah
wait, did u bury em in ur garden?
I did yeah
damn the slop shop is fucking garbage this rotation
I think I will sustain myself on His grace
meow
aah you see thats it, i dug em up and ate their rotting corpses
sry bout that
What more does one need
U did that 15 yeats ago huh?
I ate my pet duck once. He had three strikes. And earned a one way ticket to the stew pot

I could win against a necron in a fist fight
were the nastiest rotting bunnies i ever ate
theyd be too busy sleepin to notice the meanest right hook
I could too but that's neither here nor there
I believe u 
i managed to parry a pouncing hunter by putting the ballistic shield on my back
love this stratagem
I LOVE HEAVY ARMOR AND MAXIGUN
I would win in a fist fight against a necron because it would be a fist fight for all of 2 quarks of a second before we both decide to cheat
EAT LEAD YOU BUGS
Tyranids strip the planet and adds its biomass to its own
- More evolved planets grant the benefit of greater intelligence/ feral capacity
- So. They tend to ignore “developing planets”. Theyll even do a drop party that’ll hibernate beneath the surface of the earth for later. Eventually they surface, do a psychic call for any passing nid fleet, and the planet gets ate
- This stripping is also why hive fleets tend to ve so massive. I just wish gw didnt try to retcon nids into eating metal bc of necrons. Ts is stupid, would just mean they would consume the planet whole
It would end up like the last cutscene of the first mission of Black Ops 3.
Yk, yk.
I don't remember any of BO3 because the campaign had nothing to do with previous black ops games from what my small unwrinkled brain could comprehend

From what I know they can absorb things like metal and carbon, but with nothing to replenish their ranks fighting Necrons is just a net loss.
In short, a robot brutalizes your character
like
necrons my favourite xenos
Beats getting hit by their Deatomizers still
oh yeah now I remember
Orks are objectively the superior xenos
that's just how I'd become a techpriest
based
As much as GW hates them
ork chad vs bug beta
you forgot an extra cunning and deadly pair of letters
Infact, obese-megaladon should give us an Eldar mercenary class
Rannick is absolutely batshit anyway
The Krork are superior to all, sorry to say
I need my Space Kerillian.
He puts Eisenhorn to shame when it comes to his radicalism
Rannick is a walking L of an interrogator
I want this unironically
The sheer amount of Aeldar who would’ve died on Tertium makes me support this proposal
As a shameless inquisition fan I would tear rannick apart verbally for fucking hours
Haven’t seen Rannick’s Daemonhost friend
Nor his Alpha Legionaire
he IS the alpha legionaire
Heinrix makes Rannick look like a failed joker casting
My man has got Maximian Voss syndrome
Nah, I like Heinrix
Are we talking new classes?
I don't like Xavier Calcazar however
There needs to be atleast one exchange between HS and the Eldar that starts with "Wassup my Knife ea'"
all Inquisition Goons can get bent
SISTER
Hear hear
them vostroyan weapon skins
drip i feared
you say that until we're in a match together watching eachothers' asses
I watch my own ass
A real agent of the inquisition follows orders and sticks to coherency
only because im secretly fulgrim
If they ever enable friendly fire I’m getting kicked out of every strike team ever
I just dont like the mancers
Something got lost in translation in turning a lich/white/ shade into a physical metal skele-thing
And i am Alpharius
Great minds think alike
@wicked sandal Someones talkin shit about you mate
I have no idea what you're talking about
Also.
A lot of the canoptek is
Eugh
i cant wait to blow the top off people who stand outside of elevators hitting poxwalkers
They don’t do that from what I remember? Mainly flesh crafting, biomancy etc
Fulgrim is both my favorite and least favorite

For now I just aim for barrels and bursters near teammates. :>
You need a reason, I’m just here to be Nurgle’s man in the inquisition

I would never be able to find a lobby again if they added friendly fire
primarily because I shoot through my teammates fucking constantly
Pretty boy Fulgrim: 👍, Half-snake, half-cocaine binge degen Fulgrim: 👎
I’ve done the barrel shit but after killing myself the 30th time I decided to stop
No no no thats their design
Plasmancers and such
They are essentially croned mage skeletons, aka liches and whites and such
If they add friendly fire I will become a greater killer of Psykers than the humble barrel could ever hope to equal
I love melee too much
Are you my brother's alt account by happenstance?
Are we talking about the same Overlords? I mean the Barbaran ones
general chat so busy for such an OLD game

Oi.
Add Arbites too
I agree with the latter, used to be a psyker main
He did that shit to me and launched me off the map once
Then i launched a slipper to his head
Wolfer talking to his lieutenants regarding the warband: RANNICK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS FROM SPACE!... FROM A BOX OF REJECTS!
Deserved honestly
ive 100% scum now i can look down on you disgusting freaks
wolfer looking at my arbitrator that totally isn't just a taller meaner scab crusher
Who would win? Barrel or La Chancla? 
Barrel ftw
I can already see that if I join a game with you its gonna be a race as to who can murder who by a mixture of gravity and barrels

as god intended
Had a cork sole too
'ate psyker

Top tier La Chancla.
As the god emperor intended 
HE AINT A GOD
Foul witches can’t be trusted
that bastard owes me 5 coins
The mancers
Plasmancer, techno, chrono
Not the overlord
darktide is immediately better than helldivers because darktide has a cheer callout option
He aint a god until he gives me my 5 coins
Shut up, Fulgrim, noone cares 
Have you ever considered travelling the warp without a navigator or sending an important long-distance message without an astropath
I’m not talking about Necrons
Transonic la chancla
Eh? EH?? Egh
Helldivers got hugs, though.
'ate psykah's
'ate chaoss
'ate 'eretics
Luv me Kommisur
Luv Gard
Luv me rashuns
Ceediuh stans'
Simple as.
Big Bazza
I’m talking about the Overlords of Barbarus, like Volcral or Necare
im committing to this now
ate hairy tikc
i do wish we got a cheer option though, even just a simple "for super earth!!!!!" would be good enough
psykers are the backbone of the imperium's travel and much of it's data transmission
i wanna cheer out whenever i kill a bile titan with a dynamite grenade
just like the guard are the last line of defense
Kill all psykers except astropaths and navigators
fact:
- psy is 1shot by overhead
- does barely any dmg to crushers & boss
- has a built-in mechanic that literally suicides the character
and ppl say it doesnt need a buff lol malice andys
le epic ragebait again!!11@
the Imperium may be a dying machine but the grease is overflowing
Brought to you by Barbarus Inc
someone give this man reddit gold!!!!!!
im right tho
2nd is false and I can instantly disprove it
My Scum also gets one-shot by Crushers, and the Dual Autoguns suck against Carapace, can I have buffs, too? :>
Yesterday I was two shot by crushers please buff vet
bro april fools was yesterday
scum has other redeeming qualities that outweigh it, no buff
my veteran also gets one-shot by crushers
again no counter argument
needs it cause all the scum shitters in my games do nothing
I think psyker's combat effectiveness is diminished significantly when not using force greatsword

counter argument is that what you wrote is false
wrong
