general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

They decided to get into them being smelly

I was all oooo tall women

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

But they got into the stank

[somber stream]

[gloomy tartan]

They got into the stank…

[marsh iris]

stankin it

[rare pulsar]

First the pink then the stink.

Forgive me

[surreal onyx]

And now we’ve drifted too far. Lol.

[gloomy tartan]

Lucia witnessed this heresy

[ripe tangle]

what did I walk in to?

I see Heresy all around!

[rare pulsar]

Im just gonna go back to work

[marsh iris]

a room full of smells

[gloomy tartan]

Water combat led to discussing Tarzan smell

[gloomy tartan]

Kill them all and let god sort em out

[somber stream]

Use deodorant, please

[marsh iris]

i used some this morning

[ripe tangle]

okay but for real who the fuck doesn’t use deodorant?

[marsh iris]

taste bad

[ripe tangle]

who doesn’t bathe daily?! Aside from the Dutch and the French.

[rare pulsar]

My previous coworker with 300 pounds

[surreal onyx]

Don’t ever go to a metal show in Washington state. It’ll make you sad and nauseous.

[somber stream]

Some people believe in their superior natural 'musk'

[gloomy tartan]

hides Baguette

[ripe tangle]

Should I kill them for envoking Nurgle?

[somber stream]

I mean daily use of deodorant is bad, no doubt. But at least apply every other day while outside

[surreal onyx]

Yes, please.

[gloomy tartan]

New way to tell someone they smell like stank ass “ Stop Invoking Nurgle!”

[cosmic burrow]

Me on weekends

[ripe tangle]

also Licht, as a European, tell me.

if you could get rid of any country in Europe, just make it go “poof” which would you choose?

[surreal onyx]

Fun fact: it’s possible to love metal and wear deodorant too.

[dire kayak]

france

[cosmic burrow]

Russia

[ripe tangle]

you too Magister and Aprunk

[gloomy tartan]

hides Baguette

[ripe tangle]

France and Russia are good reasonable answers

[marsh iris]

licht gonna say southern germany

[cosmic burrow]

Id like to delete orkistan

[gloomy tartan]

I think those French are pretty neat

[cosmic burrow]

You can reason with the french

[somber stream]

I live in the south

Also i don't think i'll be deleting any lol

[ripe tangle]

Licht, you gotta delete one

that’s the game

[somber stream]

AMERICA

[rare pulsar]

I would destroy albania

[ripe tangle]

America isn’t in Europe, dummy.

[somber stream]

Then UK lol

[ripe tangle]

interesting answer.

[gloomy tartan]

What about Transylvania

So you kill Dracula

🧠

[surreal onyx]

Nah. Romanian people are cool.

[somber stream]

-# Sorry Nurgle

[rare pulsar]

Yeah just delete albania and were good

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no doubt yeah, but you kill Dracula

Is all of the Romanian people worth killing Dracula. 🧛‍♂️

[surreal onyx]

Eh. I kinda dig the dude. His negotiate tactics were top tier.

[gloomy tartan]

I guess not no

[rare pulsar]

Dracula aint so bad

[gloomy tartan]

lol “hey Dracula I dig your style “

[rare pulsar]

We cozld give him criminals to feed on

[gloomy tartan]

What if he only wanted specific people

[somber stream]

Star gaze pie eaters have gotta go

[gloomy tartan]

What if Dracula only wanted hot people

[surreal onyx]

Nah. Just the Turks.

[gloomy tartan]

???

[mystic fossil]

oh noooo im in danger /j

[marsh iris]

open a OnlySuck account

[rare pulsar]

Wheres the difference?

[gloomy tartan]

What

[surreal onyx]

Touché.

[ripe tangle]

tbf in Vlad Tepes time people only had one of two opinions of the Turks, they either feared them or hated them… or both.

[gloomy tartan]

History times

?

Are we learning of Romania and Dracula ?

[dire kayak]

meow

[gloomy tartan]

I’m down for this

[surreal onyx]

Well, until Vlad nailed the turbans to their heads.

[gloomy tartan]

Let’s leave the stank convo please

[marsh iris]

lets get downnn

[river ingot]

evil dies when?

[somber stream]

I'm pretty sure you're the one who started that

[ripe tangle]

everyone loves talking about Vlad Tepes, but can we discuss the Gigachad Skanderbeg?

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Nu uh

I might of fanned flames but I didn’t start the fire

[surreal onyx]

Educate me.

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t blame me for fanning flames

That’s like blaming a chimp for eating a banana

[pallid badger]

Store rotation today?

[marsh iris]

stankerberg

[rare pulsar]

I will spray you with a hose tho

[gloomy tartan]

Who the heck is that they sound like some Viking

[ripe tangle]

he lead a 25 year rebellion against the Ottomans and was so hated by Sultan Mehmed, that he personally sent an army to fight him.

he existed in the same time as Vlad Tepes and the Sultan feared Skanderbeg more

[surreal onyx]

Sounds like a winner in my book.

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[gloomy tartan]

Why is he not more famous

He would of been a cooler Dracula

[ripe tangle]

because he’s Albanian and doesn’t have a Vampire Legend/Book based on him

[rare pulsar]

Because everyone in history was hevily aurafarming

[gloomy tartan]

I mean he sounds cool

Who cares if he’s Albanian or not a vampire

[surreal onyx]

Maybe not a vampire legend, but surely some sort of legend.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m going to google this mf so I don’t forget this

[somber stream]

Ottoman's influence was so lasting that you can still feel them in some Balkan country till this day

Went to Serbia countryside, place felt like Turkey

[midnight magnet]

Wait till you discover Bosnia.

[somber stream]

Balkan, no?

[midnight magnet]

Telling you this as person from Serbia.

[somber stream]

Oh dang another serb lol

How's the protest?

[ripe tangle]

Serbians also had a bunch of based rebellions and resistances against the Ottomans

[midnight magnet]

Fun and games, as per usual, but I will not talk about politics, since it might get me banned.
And I like this place. 😄

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys was Hannibal a cool guy? What was his famous thing?

I know he’s some badass

[somber stream]

Current events are tolerated

[gloomy tartan]

Went across the alps?

[somber stream]

Just, don't go batshit on ideologies

[gloomy tartan]

Something to do with elephants ?

[ripe tangle]

marching Elephants across the Alps and wrecking the Italian Peninsula during the Punic Wars

[midnight magnet]

From 1400's till near end of 1800's.
Around 500 years, more or less.

[ripe tangle]

Yep

[gloomy tartan]

Wait he fucking marched elephants across snow?

[ripe tangle]

it’s why I said a bunch as in multiple

[gloomy tartan]

That punk rock song wasn’t lying

Wait so his country sold him out?

[ripe tangle]

from Spain across Franch, through Switzerland, and into Italy, yes.

and yes I used Modern Countries because if I said “he marched through Gaul” that wouldn’t sound right to modern perspective

it helps to scale

[gloomy tartan]

The Gaul sounds cool tho

[ripe tangle]

true

[gloomy tartan]

So he was up there with like Alexander the Great

?

[ripe tangle]

nah, Alexander was in a different league entirely

[gloomy tartan]

What’s a good comparison for Hannibal?

[ripe tangle]

Alexander the Great conquered the known world and named every city in it after himself

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah Alexander was a anime main character…

I know it’s not Forsure but it would be so funny if he did have Heterochromia.

[somber stream]

Same height as Napoleon btw

[gloomy tartan]

Just make him more of a anime main character

[marsh iris]

hope he stars in Record of Ragnarok

[gloomy tartan]

I mean Hannibal sounds cool still

[marsh iris]

i want to see him fight the gods

[gloomy tartan]

Marching elephants going that far in his travels

[ripe tangle]

Maybe Scipio Africanus?

who btw was his main rival in the same war

[gloomy tartan]

That also sounds like a cool guy fuck man people had such cool names back then

I’m just Chris

[rare pulsar]

Hannibal did go over the alps but he then fumbled sieging rome and winning the war

[dire kayak]

i wonder

what kind of cosmetics could arbitrator even get?

[timber elk]

A cool pink jacket

[dire kayak]

all the cosmetics we have are from the exaction squad but what else is there?

[marsh iris]

Twitch sponsored colors

[ripe tangle]

he mostly just rampaged all over the Italian Peninsula until he ran out of supplies via attrition then started looting EVERYWHERE

[gloomy tartan]

Fumble at the play offs you hate to see it

[dire kayak]

the most we could really get is palanite subjugators

[gloomy tartan]

Did he have elephants the whole time?

Wait was he just pillaging like some barbarian ????

I thought he was a military guy lol

[rare pulsar]

Yeah but the roman royalty didnt care too much about that

[timber elk]

taps the mic and suddenly sounds like it was being deep fried

[somber stream]

You assume militaries don't loot?

[rare pulsar]

Fr historic fumble

[ripe tangle]

No. Most of his Elephants died when they crossed the alps

[somber stream]

Even modern professional ones still do

[gloomy tartan]

I assumed they looted…less? More?

[delicate vapor]

family is cooking fried chicken youy guys want

[gloomy tartan]

Huh…

[twin flower]

Gib

[gloomy tartan]

Sad now

[timber elk]

yells into his deep fried mic wanting some chicken

[gloomy tartan]

Thinking about it

[dire kayak]

NOT THE DEEP FRYER

[hard gorge]

hello chat

[gloomy tartan]

So Hannibal kinda fucked himself over

[dire kayak]

I HAVE TRAUMA FROM OLLPHEIST PUTTING ME IN THE DEEP FRYER

[gloomy tartan]

No one else to blame

?

[somber stream]

Pillaging was kinda necessary back then to replenish their supplies

[hard gorge]

today i got called misogynstic for disagreeing with a lesbian about anime

[somber stream]

FoBs and logistic lines wasn't a thing back then

[timber elk]

picks up goober and holds her over a deep fryer

[ripe tangle]

Sorry, let me reiterate, he was entirely reliant on looting and was effectively cut off from Carthage and attrition was dwindling his forces down to nothing

[dire kayak]

NOO NONOO AAAAAA

[ripe tangle]

is that better?

[somber stream]

Until Roman, that is

[hard gorge]

"wait so one interaction with one woman means i hate them all even though ive been fine with everyone else?"
"its not up for debate"

[timber elk]

NYEHEHEHEHE!!!! laughs like skeletor

[gloomy tartan]

Yes thank you that was super good explaining

[midnight magnet]

Modern way of communication.

[somber stream]

Valid tactic

[gloomy tartan]

Cut off supplies

[hard gorge]

im genuinely like

ok

[marsh iris]

i know this, i played chivalry 2 and looted my kills

[gloomy tartan]

Hard to follow a plan of war when you are starving

Makes sense

[hard gorge]

you know when a whole group acts like something is normal even though its not

[gloomy tartan]

You start just robbing shit

[hard gorge]

and you're left wondering if you're the weirdo

[ripe tangle]

True it is, especially when he’s effetcively on the other side of his known world tbh

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s impressive how long he lasted then?

Since he failed in the end

[ripe tangle]

25ish years is impressive yeah

[hard gorge]

usually i last 5 minutes

[gloomy tartan]

He traveled so god damn far

For back then

[midnight magnet]

"Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend the imbeciles."
Not sure who said it, but hey...

[ripe tangle]

he basically marched an army into Italy, became a conquerer until he couldn’t be one, then basically became a bandit with an army, but this sort of thing happens in war

[gloomy tartan]

I learned of Boudica from that one Xbox game Ryse Son of rome.

[ripe tangle]

like, A LOT

[gloomy tartan]

Her story sucks

[somber stream]

Chaina

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I figured she died

But man she got the shit end of the stick

When I looked up her like actual history

[ripe tangle]

most people who rebel against Rome get the shit end of the stick

just ask the Jews

[gloomy tartan]

Holy shit

Fucking real

God damn Lucia over here writing fire fire 🔥 ✍️

[ripe tangle]

I’m just stating fact

[marsh iris]

[gloomy tartan]

Rome really had it coming huh

[rare pulsar]

Search for Fulvia

[gloomy tartan]

Rage baited the world

[rare pulsar]

Also interesting character

[midnight magnet]

No empire lasts forever.

[gloomy tartan]

What about Disney

[ripe tangle]

speaking of Empires, wanna talk about the Mongols?

[midnight magnet]

I mean... Gestures at the world.
I would say lot of empires are on right track...

[gloomy tartan]

Who doesn’t wanna talk about Mongols

Mongolian death worm

[marsh iris]

Time to conquer Disneyland

[ripe tangle]

The Mongols were cool

[hard gorge]

cant believe it was over JJK too

[gloomy tartan]

Short buff horses

[hard gorge]

what a stupid anime to argue about

[hard gorge]

cryptid mentioned

[gloomy tartan]

Do the mongols have those short buff horses ?

[midnight magnet]

Sadly I have no idea what that is. 😄

[gloomy tartan]

Am I remembering right?

[ripe tangle]

….yes?

[gloomy tartan]

I remembered the Mongolian horse archers being a thing

[balmy pond]

the cubans have smoll cows

[somber stream]

Mongolian horse has built in stabilization system, even before modern tanks

[ripe tangle]

The Mongols were known to ride horse yeah, it was literally the center of their lives.

[gloomy tartan]

The horses being stout

Strong as hell

[marsh iris]

What armament does Disneyland army possess?

[gloomy tartan]

Different compared to other horses

[hard gorge]

ah ju jitsu kaisen lol, no worries

[somber stream]

Oh they're not as 'strong' as european horse

They're a whole lot more durable

[hard gorge]

the american zeitgeist

[balmy pond]

because Castro's 'tism was fucking dairy of all things

[gloomy tartan]

Ahhhh

[ripe tangle]

angry Disney Adults and more Lawyers than you can even count.

[midnight magnet]

I will have to google that regardless. 😄

[hard gorge]

OH YEAH LMAO

he built that ice cream parlor

[gloomy tartan]

That important huh?

[ripe tangle]

yes

[marsh iris]

they really infiltrated the state huh

[hard gorge]

and had that cow bred to make milk and stay alive in cuban temperatures

the CIA wanted to kill him via a poisoned milkshake

[somber stream]

Also their stabilization allowed the Mongolians to employ horse archery

[twin flower]

Was it true each Mongol owned like 3 to 5 horses per person

Isnt that expensive upkeep

[gloomy tartan]

Archery in it self is impressive let alone on a fucking horse

[ripe tangle]

okay so, what’s up with Communists and Ice Cream?! Apparently Castro was obsessed with is, so was Stalin, and Ho Chi Minh apparently liked it…

[balmy pond]

and cheese has well , like meeting with the french rep and when "our cheese is better than your cheese"

[somber stream]

They feed on the land they reside in

[hard gorge]

If bannerlord is anything to go by, every father was willing to trade their daughter for 2 horses, a crossbow, and 5 sacks of grain

or 12 mules

[gloomy tartan]

What the hell why is This a pattern

[twin flower]

Bannerlord, a man of culture

[ripe tangle]

is Ice Cream communist?

[gloomy tartan]

Is it a addictive chemical in the ice cream ?

[marsh iris]

i just watched mongol ladies riding horses like a champ

[balmy pond]

east or west , we all like ice cream

[hard gorge]

its what the c in communist stands for

[somber stream]

Hot

[ripe tangle]

we need to put on our tin foil hats on this one

[hard gorge]

West likes bananas, east like ice cream

[gloomy tartan]

Did the west make ice cream that was crafted to make communists addicted ?

[marsh iris]

nod sir

[midnight magnet]

I did archery.
That is amazing sport, and zen one at that. 😄

[hard gorge]

i would not put it past the CIA

[gloomy tartan]

After specific communist leaders even

[hard gorge]

archery always seemed so cool to me. I tried it for a while but i stopped having the time to do so

[gloomy tartan]

Just need a blood sample

[balmy pond]

✨ the 'nanas must flow ✨

[hard gorge]

didnt america try conceptualizing the Gay Bomb or something too

[ripe tangle]

yeah lol

[gloomy tartan]

They really spent too much money on the gay bomb

For no results

[midnight magnet]

I had to stop since my back is messed up now.
But, I found out recently that I can do it anyway... So yea, might go back into it.

[somber stream]

Listen to their throat singing?

[gloomy tartan]

They got further with the astral projection than they did with the gay bomb

[hard gorge]

you should look up japanese archery competitions, i think you'll love it

[gloomy tartan]

They actually made some progress with astral projection

[hard gorge]

oh MAN i remember that

[ripe tangle]

what’s really funny and ironic, the McCarthyists genuinely believed that Homosexuality was a Communist Plot to Subvert American Youth

[hard gorge]

my days on /x/ is really showing

[ripe tangle]

I’m not kidding, it was a thing he believed

[hard gorge]

wasnt there a thing about the beatles too?

[gloomy tartan]

And responded by trying to weaponize it

[midnight magnet]

Watched all of it, all of competitions, but yumi (bow) and kyudo (archery) are not really that supported around here.

[ripe tangle]

like any true American.

[gloomy tartan]

Ah the era of calling people communist to get them arrested

[somber stream]

Plenty of Kendo in Serbia though

[hard gorge]

aaah i gotcha, i gotcha

[delicate vapor]

[midnight magnet]

That is true, we like to beat others up with elaborate sticks. @somber stream

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a alternate universe where instead of nukes we developed gay bombs and don’t know if they work but are afraid to use them

[midnight magnet]

I mean each other.

[somber stream]

Had the 'honor' of facing one of yours, big mf.

I understodd then and there why weight class exist

Oh the Ruskies too

[hard gorge]

"I fear we may have awakened a gay sleeping giant"

[gloomy tartan]

Mutually assured homo

The result would be no more children

We die out

[ripe tangle]

how come every Slav mofo I ever met is tall as fuck?!

[midnight magnet]

The scandal.

[hard gorge]

oh man i love beating off other people's elaborate sticks

[ripe tangle]

is it genetics or diet or what?

[twin flower]

diet prolly

[somber stream]

Something about living in Cold area

[hard gorge]

squatting builds muscle, theyre like frogs when they stand up

[gloomy tartan]

Me when I meet some tall European blonde woman

[midnight magnet]

All of it, I'm 185 cm and that is considered average.

[gloomy tartan]

European women are TALL

[ripe tangle]

geez

[somber stream]

Body generate more heat to stay warm, evolved to adapt, more space = more heat dispersion

[dire kayak]

meow

[gloomy tartan]

Europeans are just tall

[hard gorge]

i have a friend eho's cousin is full irish and she was 6 feet at 14 years old

sorry not irish, scottish

or

[gloomy tartan]

Dear god

[hard gorge]

wherever the redheads come from

point is she's tall as shit

[gloomy tartan]

I like the Irish

[hard gorge]

really sweet girl but tall and scary

[gloomy tartan]

My karate teachers were Irish

I shit you not

Bunch of Irish guys

[marsh iris]

redhead with 6 feet

[gloomy tartan]

Fuckint strong bastards

One of them became a fire fighter

He could do pinky push ups

Hearts of gold

[somber stream]

Red heads 😳

[gloomy tartan]

Played electric guitar

Just a bunch of cool ass karate Irish

[balmy pond]

that one time the US navy tired if find gay men and "daisy" , by using "pretend" homosexual men ..
turns out a) "daisy" was just a iyky word for the gay men b) the "pretend" homesexual men reported no homosexual activty

[hard gorge]

she walked like squidward

[hard gorge]

"send in the sleeper gays"

[gloomy tartan]

Did she make the squid ward noise

With her shoes

[hard gorge]

it was fplpflpflfplfpflfplfplflp everytime she walked

[gloomy tartan]

You had a magical life

[balmy pond]

they sure do be sleepin 🗣️

[hard gorge]

"We have hired a man to pretend he's gay to make sure our navy isnt gay"

sounds like a porno plot

[gloomy tartan]

What’s worse a gay bomb or a straight bomb

[ripe tangle]

a straight bomb is literally just a regular bomb though

[delicate vapor]

hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

Like imagine finding out they tried to use a straight bomb in the 60s to save the youth

Make them love nascar

Idk lol

[hard gorge]

my state would've been nuked 4 times over and we'd still be gay as hell

[ripe tangle]

a straight bomb is called a straight bomb because it goes straight down to blow you up.

obviously

[gloomy tartan]

[somber stream]

You're thinking of Testosterone bomb

[gloomy tartan]

Bunker busters are soo straight

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

They just go straight down

[hard gorge]

thats my nickname

[somber stream]

Ok based

[feral vessel]

Goomoeninf..?

[hard gorge]

Testosterone Bomb would be a kickass wrestling finisher name tbh

[feral vessel]

fdd

[gloomy tartan]

Based wrestler name

[marsh iris]

when the bomb goes down on you

[gloomy tartan]

Omg we thought similar

🙂

[somber stream]

Same braincell lmao

[feral vessel]

what about Estrogen Nuke

[gloomy tartan]

We are a collective consciousness

[gloomy tartan]

The Kegal Krusher

[hard gorge]

Thats the T Bomb's tag team partner

[ripe tangle]

in this corner we have the "Serbian Colossus!" and in the other corner we have the "Gay Bomb!"

[gloomy tartan]

Wrestling moves are cool

[hard gorge]

theyve got a tag team finisher called "bottom surgery" and its just a double stomp

[gloomy tartan]

I love the fisherman suplex

Sweet chin music is so peak

[marsh iris]

rockbottomed

[balmy pond]

ANDDDDD IN THE LEFT CORNER ITS JFK WITH A STEEL FUCKING CHAIR

[dusky mantle]

this is a targeted mossad psyop directed at you 👁️ 🇮🇱 🕎

[somber stream]

Atomic bomb vs coughing baby

[hard gorge]

getting a wrestler named Gay Bomb to cut a wrestling promo

[gloomy tartan]

Luchadores are so crazy

[hard gorge]

there's a tzar bomba pun to be made

[hard gorge]

i fucking love luchadores

[gloomy tartan]

Just seeing your local businessman fight Satan

[hard gorge]

if i could i'd hire two to walk behind me at all times and flex at people i disliked

[ripe tangle]

I feel like Gay Bomb would likely be a goto Villian if this is the 80s-90s Wrestling Era

[gloomy tartan]

Gay bomb would be a ROBOCOP drug

[hard gorge]

doing lines of gay bomb in the underground queer club

[ripe tangle]

okay so I'm going to play a J-Horror game where things are more freaky than actually scary and you die no matter what.

[gloomy tartan]

No matter what?

[ripe tangle]

because apparently that's just how J-Horror is

[somber stream]

Name

NOW

[hard gorge]

we're snorting straight estrogen up in here, this shit doesnt matter to me man

[gloomy tartan]

Intriguing

[hard gorge]

Cosmology of Kyoto?

[ripe tangle]

I'm going through the Chilla's Art games for fun

[delicate vapor]

think ive heard of that

[dire kayak]

god the dust stalker armours look SO COOL

[hard gorge]

CHLLAS ART

CHILLAS ART MENTIONED

[ripe tangle]

I'm glad someone else recognizes it

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys why did a bear attack me in a dream one time

[hard gorge]

even though it boils down to 'walk through building and freaky things happen' its still pretty good

[somber stream]

Okaeri?

[hard gorge]

big hairy gay man is coming for you

[ripe tangle]

pretty much yeah, and they're fun

[gloomy tartan]

It was a mom bear

I fell down a cliff

[hard gorge]

*big hairy lesbian man coming for you

[gloomy tartan]

I had like bones sticking out my gutty works

It was all bad

[balmy pond]

A omen , a bad one it seems

[hard gorge]

lesbian man
fucking
*lesbian woman

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

I was camping with some broads then a bear came and tackled me off a cliff

[rare pulsar]

[gloomy tartan]

I mean I was brave and I shoulder checked the bear

[ripe tangle]

wait... if a man is from Lesbos, is he techically a Lesbian?

[somber stream]

There's this doom-esque japanese game, all the enemies are Anime girls

[marsh iris]

man the last invincible episode fighting conquest is brutal like wtf

[somber stream]

There's uh, a lot of gore

[rare pulsar]

OWWWWWWWW

[hard gorge]

lesbosian, like an alien species

[balmy pond]

still got miced by a bear , cus well its a fucking bear

[ripe tangle]

that sounds dumb and not nearly as gay as I hoped

[gloomy tartan]

I think I jumped on its back and stabbed it and it fell back and landed on me

[hard gorge]

sorry, hold on
✨ Lesbosian ✨

[gloomy tartan]

And then my arm and legs were shattered

[balmy pond]

We Bear Bears

[somber stream]

Did they improved the animation quality?

[hard gorge]

oh man i loved that show

[gloomy tartan]

And I had like bones sticking out my gutty works and limbs

[ripe tangle]

if someone was from the Moon are they a Lunatic?

since the moon is called Luna

[gloomy tartan]

It felt like a alternate universe me died

[hard gorge]

theyre a moonmaaaaaan

[gloomy tartan]

👀

[ripe tangle]

oh no

[marsh iris]

eh, i dont see the problem

[hard gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mac-tonight-moonman-gif-7255213274729058959

[dire kayak]

which 40k faction would be most likely to pat my head

[hard gorge]

very racist, let me tell you

[ripe tangle]

isn't that just a Finnish person though?

[somber stream]

Previous season was barebone wtf

[balmy pond]

tip: "dont go a wanderin in dem woods at night"

[ripe tangle]

Finns are from the Moon

[hard gorge]

FINLAND MENTIONED
:DDDDDD

[gloomy tartan]

Lol

[marsh iris]

🤔 i didnt notice

[hard gorge]

man does no one here know spurdo

[gloomy tartan]

I like the moon

It’s comforting

[marsh iris]

unless its like one punch man season 3

[gloomy tartan]

The moon comforts me like cadia

[balmy pond]

i like space (:

[gloomy tartan]

Real

[somber stream]

It's very close, but the animation is better

[ripe tangle]

Finns are from the Moon and Macedonians are from the Sun.

everyone else is a Terran

[gloomy tartan]

Terran up the leader boards

I’m sorry I’ll see myself out

[ripe tangle]

gottem

[balmy pond]

something something 2nd* Finno-Koeran Hyperwar

[somber stream]

I'd rather speak Korean than Finnish

[delicate vapor]

finn the human

[gloomy tartan]

If napoleon won we would all speak baguette

[ripe tangle]

except Napoleon did win... he won a lot until he didn't

[gloomy tartan]

lol

True

If napoleon only won every time and never lost he would of conquered everything

Which is the same for anyone

[marsh iris]

TORILLA TAVATAAN

[hard gorge]

Most Finns are human

most

[gloomy tartan]

Hey what if gnomes were real

And we hunted them to extinction

[hard gorge]

Napoleon is my short king idol, i too wish to write to my musky wife to not shower for 3 days before i come home

[somber stream]

Rahalla saa ja hevosella paasee

[gloomy tartan]

I bet humans would of hunted gnomes for food

[marsh iris]

maukas

[gloomy tartan]

If they were real

[somber stream]

Paskat paskat

My fav: Voi vittujen Kevat

[marsh iris]

omellete du perkele

[gloomy tartan]

War makes a man change

[somber stream]

Spring of cunts lol

[delicate vapor]

got some spicy bbq wings

[hard gorge]

ooooooo wings

[gloomy tartan]

BRO

[delicate vapor]

true

just gotta get my bev

[hard gorge]

Bev
ENGLISHMAN DETECTED

🫵

[delicate vapor]

10% close

[somber stream]

He's discount Englo

[gloomy tartan]

You Remmeber those commercials for the beer

[delicate vapor]

asian australian

[gloomy tartan]

Didly didly?

I like to imagine British people go “ init init”

[hard gorge]

offshoot englishman then

[gloomy tartan]

To find eachother

[hard gorge]

i dated a scouser for 2 years man

i picked up on liverpool slang for a while

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like the cribs

[hard gorge]

they speak like uruks

[gloomy tartan]

I think they were British

Cool punk band

Big fan

They did a show ij their home town

[somber stream]

We need some roadmen in this channel

[gloomy tartan]

Looked so nuts

[hard gorge]

Im more of an 80s british goth fan sadly

[somber stream]

Diversify the chat pool

[hard gorge]

punk too

[gloomy tartan]

All good

You like music

Least we share that

[hard gorge]

big fan of music hell yeah

#1 music enjoyer

[marsh iris]

oh yeah? name all the music

[hard gorge]

Gnomecore

mst people think gnomecore is a single genre

[gloomy tartan]

I’m bad at genres

I can tell from ear tho

Like Mozart

[delicate vapor]

Pretty much

Ok I’m getting my coke

Not the drug ahhahaa

Unless

[gloomy tartan]

Hey

No

Don’t make original Coke a cola

Don’t do that

[hard gorge]

there's forestsynth, dirtstep, grassgaze, leprechrust, flowervoilence, shroom n base, mushroom house, moss rock, shiny rock, garden core, cavern core, treewave, birdsong, whistle choir, subterranean folk, dark underground, deep underground, darkdeep, earth metal, star metal, rootbop, meadowpunk, solarpunk, moonpunk, hill n roll, stump stomp, and woodwind

[marsh iris]

coca cola combat drugs

[hard gorge]

personally im a big fan of shroom n base and treewave

[gloomy tartan]

Old cowboys drinking cocaine soda

[hard gorge]

darkdeep and moonpunk fucks hard too

[gloomy tartan]

Literal Dracula flow

[marsh iris]

sorry white girl music only

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a bastard I like hardcore stuff

[delicate vapor]

Hmmm

[gloomy tartan]

But also white girk music yeah

I fuck with some paramore

Sabrina carpenter

But also slayer

And also that music from the good and the bad and the ugly

[somber stream]

Evanescene

[marsh iris]

making my way downtown, moving fast, faces past, and im homebound
ta nananana nanana

[gloomy tartan]

You guys get the vibe

[hard gorge]

sabrina carpenter unironcally is really good

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think JFK would be into that horse anime girl game?

[hard gorge]

Horsey game?

[marsh iris]

totally

[hard gorge]

or umamusume

[dire kayak]

painted half of the lexmates

[gloomy tartan]

Her singing with Dolly Parton

[hard gorge]

the horse breeding game or the horse training game

[marsh iris]

he would also put his steam games on private

[gloomy tartan]

Which horse would be JFKs favorite ?

[gloomy tartan]

But he would put it public for funsies sometimes

Just a prank

[marsh iris]

thats how he died

[hard gorge]

"1000 hours in orc massage, mr president?"

[visual vortex]

Do not desecrate John. F. Kennedy's name.

[hard gorge]

"its so i can prepare for negotiations with gorbachev"

[gloomy tartan]

He’s my favorite president

He’s cool as fuck

I’m not saying he’s good or bad etc

[visual vortex]

I like Teddy Roosevelt

[balmy pond]

JFK would ofc love CoD zombies

[hard gorge]

mine was that president who was so fat he got stuck in the bathtub

[gloomy tartan]

Teddy doesn’t feel human.

He’s so fucking cool

And strong

[visual vortex]

Yeah

That's why i like him

[gloomy tartan]

Teddy is a fronteirsmen

He could kill anyone who challenged him

Like bane

He just chose to be nice

[visual vortex]

Imagine quitting boxing mot because you became president but because one of your opponents make you blind in one eye

[balmy pond]

Teddy "armed with a steel fucking chair" Rossevelt

[gloomy tartan]

Teddy and Abraham both boxing champions right ?

[visual vortex]

Cant recall

All i know is that teddy had a pet bear

[gloomy tartan]

Abraham also had hands

[visual vortex]

A lot of old presidents did

[gloomy tartan]

Might of been wrestling

[visual vortex]

Because they were cool

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber Andrew Jackson

He beat a dude with a cane who tried to assassinate him

The cops had to stop him

[visual vortex]

Eh let him have his fun

[gloomy tartan]

Andrew Jackson was a menace

[balmy pond]

Lincoln invented a new wrestling move , forgor which one tho

[gloomy tartan]

He was in a insane ammount of duels

[visual vortex]

Called the logger

Cause your ass is going in a log coffin

[hard gorge]

Oh yeah wasn't Lincoln a boxer too?

[gloomy tartan]

The amount of duels was illogical for a president

[gloomy tartan]

I mentioned this yeah

We have a trend of old presidents being fucking jacked

[visual vortex]

Man i wish i was like teddy roosevelt

[delicate vapor]

these wings r so good

[visual vortex]

Where i could talk after being shot in the chest or wherever

[gloomy tartan]

You can be on the inside

Your will

Your spirit

Resolve

[hard gorge]

its reminding me of twitter rn
the app autotranslates posts now so for some reason japanese tweets are mixing with americans and vice versa so theres a ton of cross cultural exchange

[visual vortex]

Nobody can compare to him man

Men want to be with him

[gloomy tartan]

Remember the president who died from rain

[visual vortex]

Women want to meet him

[delicate vapor]

ive seen those alot

[hard gorge]

mainly japan marvelling at american steaks and food and cowboys and americans going crazy over japanese cosplay

[gloomy tartan]

He gave a speech in rain and got sick and died as soon as he became president

[visual vortex]

That is wholesome

[hard gorge]

I made a japanese friend over a shared love of titanfall and for honor

[balmy pond]

bit different but apparently Trotsky went fucking monkey mode on his assassin and beat him within an inch of his life

[gloomy tartan]

He gave the speech ij their rain to prove he was tough

He was old as fuck all thoufh

[hard gorge]

literally, its all like "hello overseas friends! Do you guys like gundam? here is my painted gunpla!"

[gloomy tartan]

So he caught a cold and died lol

[visual vortex]

I saw this video a while back of a japanese giy and an american sharing foods

[hard gorge]

"Hello overseas friends! how do you get your steak so juicy with just fire? truly a marvel!"

[visual vortex]

Thw american guy gave the japanese dude a can of fucking C4

[hard gorge]

"Overseas friends, do you really put cheese on everything? What is this wisconsin cheese caves ive heard about?"

[gloomy tartan]

I remember seeing a video of someone travel to Japan and they had a energy drunk called “ BLACK OUT GOD”

[somber stream]

Native Japanese admire the freedom of expression and life style of Westerners, but they won't mix well if given the chance to live in such society

[hard gorge]

"im learning english thanks to my friends! they said boobs is a word for breasts, but titties is a cooler word they said!"

[balmy pond]

japanese folk aruge if the sub or dub verison of "King of the Hill" is better

[hard gorge]

I KNOW AND ITS HILARIOUS

[visual vortex]

I like cultural differences

[gloomy tartan]

They are decisive in this!

[surreal onyx]

I’m having god awful luck with these expeditions. The quality of player is abhorrent. Last guy that came with me just freaking stood in one spot. Never moved…

[visual vortex]

It's fascinating seeing such a difference in where you grow up

[hard gorge]

be the american that japan thinks you are

[hard gorge]

ive got a two friends up in Hokkaido

[visual vortex]

I could never be a blonde roided up spec ops fighter

But i wish

[hard gorge]

one used to work as a hostess i think, the other is a uni student

[gloomy tartan]

Why not

[visual vortex]

Because im not blonde

[somber stream]

My friends over there asked if i have a Luger at home lmao

[hard gorge]

roll of the dice friend, it sucks sometimes. sorry to hear it though

[gloomy tartan]

You can dye your hair

[visual vortex]

My hair is bery healthy

Dye can kill your hair

[gloomy tartan]

It grows back

It’s hair

[visual vortex]

And i like the mixture of black and brown it has

[visual vortex]

Not foresvr

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo

You got the mix

[hard gorge]

that sounds pretty holy hell

[visual vortex]

Somehow

[gloomy tartan]

You got the Reese’s cup

Black and brown

[hard gorge]

mines jet black but looks brown in the sunlight

[gloomy tartan]

Me tooo magos

[hard gorge]

i did dye mine green once
and purple
and blue

[visual vortex]

Mine's black with brown strands

[gloomy tartan]

I have to bleach my hair so much to make it blonde

It turns orange first lol

[somber stream]

Mine is 40% gray

[hard gorge]

the green was my favorite cause it was this super dark mossy shiny green

[gloomy tartan]

Then brown then blonde

[hard gorge]

like Deku but cooler

[gloomy tartan]

Gay hair

Wow the future is here

[untold abyss]

Happy drip day

[delicate vapor]

gotta go mcdonalds fock

[visual vortex]

The fans of that show are

Something

[hard gorge]

indeed, very gay

[hard gorge]

thank you, bobby g

[somber stream]

Okay more like 35

[gloomy tartan]

Gandalf the gay

[marsh iris]

mini-hell: everytime you eat reese cups, the whole piece stuck to the roof of your mouth

[hard gorge]

i have never interacted with MHA fans and I never will

[visual vortex]

I have

🫩

[hard gorge]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[visual vortex]

God i wish i didnt

[surreal onyx]

Yeah, I appreciate it.

[hard gorge]

man i hate time zones cause you guys are cool but i gotta sleep soon cause of an exam and two labs tomorrow

[gloomy tartan]

What if you woke up and your arms were snakes and they started to hiss and try to bite your face

[visual vortex]

What country

[hard gorge]

USA, west coast

[visual vortex]

Feed them mice

[hard gorge]

SoCal, babyyyy

[gloomy tartan]

How would you take the exam then ?

[visual vortex]

USA Midwest

Michigan

[gloomy tartan]

With snake arms?

[visual vortex]

It is 4:27 here

[hard gorge]

goth latinas, surfer girls, and skater stoners

[visual vortex]

Am

[visual vortex]

LATINA 👹👹👹

[gloomy tartan]

Stop your making us sound cringe

Don’t share our latinas with them

[visual vortex]

PLEASE 🙏

[hard gorge]

hoarding latinas like a dragon and his golden horde

getting raided by shadow the hedgehog

[visual vortex]

i like

Metal sonic

[gloomy tartan]

Based

[visual vortex]

Because of the stare he did to sonic when being melted

[hard gorge]

I had an eggman pfp for a while because my partner back then was autistically into sonic

[gloomy tartan]

Latinas love tails

[hard gorge]

and she wanted to match PFPs

[gloomy tartan]

Can you pretend to love tails?

[hard gorge]

so i begged her to let me be eggman

[gloomy tartan]

For Latinas ?

[visual vortex]

No

[hard gorge]

she was shadow from the sonic movie and I was fandub eggman

[gloomy tartan]

Not even for Latinas ?

[visual vortex]

I would never leave my man metal sonic

[gloomy tartan]

Metal sonic over Latinas ?

[visual vortex]

Metal sonic

He's cooler

[hard gorge]

metal latinas

[gloomy tartan]

Is it a he?

[visual vortex]

I think

[gloomy tartan]

It’s a robot

[visual vortex]

It's based off of soni

[gloomy tartan]

So

[hard gorge]

i mean metal sonic is a robot right?

[gloomy tartan]

You know

[visual vortex]

Somic's a dude

[gloomy tartan]

It can shape shift tho

Remember

It became a dragon thing

[hard gorge]

"SONIC I HAVE RECREATED YOU DOWN TO THE LAST DETAIL OF YOUR BALLSACK"

[gloomy tartan]

It absorbs dna or some shit

Like cell from dbz

It absorbs dna

[balmy pond]

got mentally flashbanged by Chris-chan

[hard gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-rolled-eggman-robotnik-outcome-memories-gif-12392616153281425888

[visual vortex]

"I AM THE REAL SONIC 🤖 🗣️ 🔥"

[hard gorge]

"this does not even deserve a captains log because this is dead serious!"

"THE INQUISITOR AND HIS ACOLYTES ARE MAD AT ME, THEYRE YELLING AT ME"

[gloomy tartan]

Metal sonic vs angron

[hard gorge]

"I WANT THE MOEBIAN 6TH OFF THE HIVE! ILL SEND IN REJECTS, ILL SEND IN ARBITES, ILL SEND IN EVERYONE IN MY POWER!"

[gloomy tartan]

Who wins

[rare pulsar]

Ngl that sounds romatical af

[hard gorge]

"Now you listen to me."
"yes."
"You get those goddamn cultists off of the hive."
"i dunno where to go!"

[hard gorge]

she was really sweet

we're not together anymore but we're friends

she was the scouser i mentioned earlier

[rare pulsar]

[hard gorge]

she still comes to me for 40k knowledge since she picked up space marine

"I watched a video on the emperor but im really confused, whys he important?"

[gloomy tartan]

I watched a Godzilla movie with a woman once

[hard gorge]

"i think i like the blood angels but the crazy guys with the chainsaw axes are cooler"

[gloomy tartan]

Real shit

[hard gorge]

"hehe drukhari look the coolest"

[rare pulsar]

If i ever get me a woman autistically into sonic i will not let her go i tell i that

[hard gorge]

she said that I would be like a little servo skull around her space marine giving her info about the people she's squishing into red paste

[gloomy tartan]

Go to conventions

[rare pulsar]

There aint none here

Its small city

[hard gorge]

surely there's gotta be some 40k club nearby

[rare pulsar]

No clue tbh

[balmy pond]

"ahhh pre-servoitor"

[hard gorge]

i go to one but sometimes its mostly 14 year olds and i feel kinda uncomfy playing them when im 21

[marsh iris]

a whiff of 40k clubs

[hard gorge]

YEAAAAH KAYEX VIBES

[rare pulsar]

I hope u emote on em whenever u gain victory

[hard gorge]

i start hitting the default dance emote but grunting with exertion the whole time

"uuggh, oog, uugh, yeah!"

[balmy pond]

theres a offical™ GW shop in my town/city

[rare pulsar]

God

Fuuuuck

[marsh iris]

i stomped some kid's admech kill team with my tempestus scions mercilessly

[gloomy tartan]

Is it filled with chuds?

[hard gorge]

shoes sqeaking on the floor

[rare pulsar]

As it should be

[hard gorge]

admechs got shafted hard in tenth, i cry evrytim

we used to be THE shooty human faction in the sense that we were good and shooting and not because we brought a fuckton of dudes with guns

[rare pulsar]

How are they supposed to learn strenght if i show them mercy?

[marsh iris]

the store manager told me how could i bully a 10 year old,
like bro i want that silver medallion

[balmy pond]

maybe??? it doesnt smell like feet so thats a plus

[hard gorge]

I remember playing one kid who would yell WAAAAGH with his orks, points for enthusiasm i geuss

[rare pulsar]

Fr what a scrub

[gloomy tartan]

Wow that is a plus

[hard gorge]

i applaud him for choosing speed freeks too

fuck yeah

[rare pulsar]

Based

[hard gorge]

i also remember seeing a guy with a proxied tau army, all guardsmen but with tau equipment. he made himself a gue'la army

it was really cool

[rare pulsar]

I kinda wanna get into the minies but i cant paint for shit

[balmy pond]

i mean table top shop in the UK so yea very much so

[rare pulsar]

And im colorblind

[hard gorge]

you learn! mine were pretty terrible

[marsh iris]

admech are decent in the 8th ed

[hard gorge]

paint custodes, all you need is gold and silver

[balmy pond]

proxied skaven army

[hard gorge]

we absolutely were. same in 9th

[rare pulsar]

If i get any i want imperium tho

Prolly catachan jungle fighters

[gloomy tartan]

There was a gsme shop by my highschool

[hard gorge]

i remember hearing about one guy who brought his toddler, placed him on the table and said that he was a proxy for an emperor class titan

[balmy pond]

✨ thin your paints ✨

[gloomy tartan]

Had chuds playing fighting games

Card games

[balmy pond]

REAL

[gloomy tartan]

In the back they had a dark rooom filled with computers

And high level chuds on them

[hard gorge]

lucky for oyu they may be the third regiment getting updated models

[gloomy tartan]

No board games I don’t think

[hard gorge]

ive always been an admech fan through and through though

the skitarii caught my eye and ever since ive been a fan

[rare pulsar]

I like the guard

[gloomy tartan]

FOR CADIA

[rare pulsar]

Silly humans

Dying all the time

[hard gorge]

im glad the skitarii got new heavy units though, the hestarii look so fucking cool

shoulder mounted guns with the big cannon they carry around? fuck yeah

Iron Warriors getting new shit too! AND PERTURABO IS BACK

I FUCKING KNEW HE'D BE A MASSIVE OBLITERATOR

now only if admech got new land vehicles...

[rare pulsar]

Nvm there actually is a gamesworkshop store in my city

[balmy pond]

guardtard i wanna make a mechanised guard army
"oh you brought magus "did nothing wrong" the red woe upon two baneblades and a morbillion tanks and half traks"

[rare pulsar]

Opens at 11:00 am

[mystic fossil]

wallahi i dont even think both primarchs can fight this fucker

[feral vessel]

explaining stalker and astra militarum lore to an astartes fan while playing STALKER was my yesterday evening routine

[hard gorge]

imagine hitting perty with a simple EMP

[mystic fossil]

warp powered weapons

[hard gorge]

No, you are fielding 2000 points of whiteshields and liking it

your entire apocalypse setup will be whiteshields and nothing else

[mystic fossil]

a warp powered perty can def body basically any other demon primarch save magnus and maybe angron

[rare pulsar]

I like the idea that u simply need enough guns to kill a intergalactic godly being.

[hard gorge]

what about modern corax? Id love to see more of him

all shapeshifty in the warp

[feral vessel]

might've accidentally screamed into the mic like twice because of surprise snork

[trail bramble]

yes

[balmy pond]

Tank beats everything

[hard gorge]

"look if all of us do even just 1hp of damage, and we all shoot..."

[rare pulsar]

1000000 losses? Send in the second wave!

[gloomy tartan]

It worked for ash from evil dead

Shotgun chains saw boom dead deadite

[hard gorge]

100 men vs. gorilla? no, 1000000000 men vs. big angry red man

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like death by a million cuts

It’s like if billions of trillions of ants all shot a human man to death

[rare pulsar]

After half of em hell be tired scared red man

[hard gorge]

and then the space marines come in to do the finishing blow

[balmy pond]

"wahhh your primarch has daddy uses so they skin people"
what about the common man who had to hold no be the line for 10,000 years

[hard gorge]

"how many more do you have???"
"MOOOOOORE SEND MOOOOOOOORE"

[mystic fossil]

corax is a loyalist?? but i think he still gets bodied unless he can go untangible AND get the drop on perty, if perty confronts him ex corax is in battle and perty shows up? hes fucked

[gloomy tartan]

Like if ants had guns and shot a guy that’s how the guard fights mega freaks

[feral vessel]

I AM BEING PSYCHICALLY ASSAULTED BY BIG BOOTY FURRY FEMBOYS HELP ME

[mystic fossil]

MAYBE the lion with emp shield could beat back pertu

[hard gorge]

isnt corax hunting lorgar too? something like that

[rare pulsar]

Honestly thats why humans are the scaryest faction in 40k

[hard gorge]

i love the idea of a loyalist primarch whos changed due to the warp

[timber elk]

NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!

[gloomy tartan]

In any universe with diff races humanity has one advantage

[hard gorge]

whats the quote
"to eldar, humans are monkeys but you're still going to shit yourself if a monkey in plate armor and a shotgun busted through your walls"

[gloomy tartan]

We reproduce fast

[rare pulsar]

Numbers and stupidity

[gloomy tartan]

And a lot

[rare pulsar]

Wait thats 2

[gloomy tartan]

And we hold grudges

[dire kayak]

6/11 lexmates painted

[timber elk]

REMEMBER.

WE ALL ONCE IN OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN INSIDE OF A WOMEN.

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN.🏃

[mystic fossil]

idk, jaghatai is getting fucked around with by cegorach and vulkan wants his bois to get his special relices

[rare pulsar]

Thats the stunties

[gloomy tartan]

Humans out breed other races usually

[feral vessel]

get the fuck back here

[gloomy tartan]

Not allways

[jaunty path]

I was cut out of a lady once

[gloomy tartan]

Dint we all start as women

[timber elk]

Yeeeeeeeessss?? :3

[mystic fossil]

WE are test tube babies

[gloomy tartan]

But then our chromosomes change

And that’s why we have nipples

Useless nipples

[rare pulsar]

Men can actually lactate

[hard gorge]

if you twist them you can make your voice go higher

[feral vessel]

Hi lamby.

[hard gorge]

its like dials

[feral vessel]

we call that tuning the radio here

no really

[hard gorge]

man milk!

[gloomy tartan]

This is science I swear

Chromosomes are dumb

[rare pulsar]

Ill give u a milk mustache

[hard gorge]

man meat!
hungry for sooooome man meat!

[gloomy tartan]

Who’s yelling that lmao

[feral vessel]

I'm hungry for some milk and man meat..

[mystic fossil]

guys do you think gw will redeem perturabo

[misty smelt]

no

[hard gorge]

its a song

[mystic fossil]

🙁

[hard gorge]

from like 16 years ago

i found because of a podcast

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao wtf

[hard gorge]

and the context was that Man Meat was playing while this girl was trying to drunkenly twerk on a guy who didnt want it

[dire kayak]

[rare pulsar]

Wtf

[hard gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQQQrr5Gqws&list=RDUQQQrr5Gqws&start_radio=1 FOUND IT

[gloomy tartan]

Have you heard of the song let me smell yo dik ?

[trail bramble]

I'm hungry for man meat (human flesh)

[trail bramble]

yup

[dire kayak]

gonna paint one more lexmate then play satisfactory

[gloomy tartan]

It’s about a girl wanting to see if her man b cheating

Cuz men ain’t shit

[timber elk]

Okay I think we all need to take a break from the internet

[balmy pond]

16 years ago GW had the balls to make Maggie thatcher "the milk snatcher" a daemon and / or an ork waghh boss

[dire kayak]

i take small breaks from the internet when i paint minis

[hard gorge]

Man meat!
Hungry for soooooome man meat!
Salty on my toooongue man meat!
Makes my belly go yum!

[rare pulsar]

This aint too terrible😂

[gloomy tartan]

The only man who ain’t ain’t shit is the emperor

[hard gorge]

right? its genuinely pretty fun

[rare pulsar]

Imma put it in my playlist

[hard gorge]

they also made a song where one lyric goes "Starcraft is racist and im ok with that"

its the funniest shit

I love the schmixtape

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t trust khajiit

[marsh iris]

but they have wares

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no I buy from them

I just don’t trust them

I probaly primaly buy from them

Thieving fucks

[balmy pond]

like skaven

[gloomy tartan]

They have the good shitc

The cat people are drug dealing thief’s

[hard gorge]

Hey now they only steal because they're not let into cities

[rare pulsar]

The redguards have curved swords. Curved swords.

[gloomy tartan]

Like all furrys

[hard gorge]

Bosmer are thieves too but no one cares

[gloomy tartan]

Because they steal

[hard gorge]

(Cause we eat people)

[gloomy tartan]

Bosmer are fucking cannibals

[hard gorge]

Hell yeah we are

[gloomy tartan]

Oh I can’t eat a salad

[rare pulsar]

True i kinda forgot about the bosmer bei g cannibals

[gloomy tartan]

But I’ll eat man meat

Head ahh

[marsh iris]

[hard gorge]

Salty on my toooongue man meat

Makes my belly go yum!

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[rare pulsar]

Looks like meats back on the menu

[hard gorge]

That fucking song is stuck in my head again

[gloomy tartan]

Eating people jerky like the ghoul

[hard gorge]

Man meat!

[hard gorge]

What's tje matter smoothskin, never seen a ghoul?

• prince charles

[balmy pond]

[gloomy tartan]

Bosmer bitches b crazy

But you know they eat people so

[hard gorge]

Ideal woman

Dangerous

[gloomy tartan]

I don’t want to become a eunuch

[hard gorge]

Thats it, really

[gloomy tartan]

Not with it