general-chat

[visual vortex]

Anikals do it a ton

[twin flower]

holding hands while touching butts

[gloomy tartan]

Eskimo kiss?

[dire kayak]

AAAAA

[marsh iris]

what you squared?

[rare pulsar]

That was surprisingly wholesome from u

[gloomy tartan]

That’s just wholesome

[nocturne bloom]

Using your hand to-

[gloomy tartan]

That’s not horny at all

[visual vortex]

I know

I may hate everyone and be bitter

But i do like happy stable relationships over toxic ones

[balmy pond]

being picked up

[rare pulsar]

SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE

NIGHTMAAAAAAARE

[gloomy tartan]

I wish I could respec my wife

[rare pulsar]

Do not elaborate

[visual vortex]

I wish i could respect my goblin slaves

[dire kayak]

headpats

[gloomy tartan]

Hey wait

You know how that guy on the Morningstar can give you tits

That’s like a respec too huh

[visual vortex]

When i was younger

[nocturne bloom]

So hypothetically

[analog marsh]

wife reroll update

[balmy pond]

woe skaven upon ye

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a joke here….

[visual vortex]

I used to catch fireflies

And if you rip them in half

And use the light bits

[gloomy tartan]

Thanos fine I’ll do it myself meme as you replace your wife by becoming wife ?

[visual vortex]

You can smear it across your face or skin

[dire kayak]

[visual vortex]

And it will glow and sparkle

So i used to make face paint from it

[gloomy tartan]

wtf is that guys name

Kralll?

[visual vortex]

Oscar krall

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

It sounds like CAW

Liek he’s a bird

[balmy pond]

yup def chaos material

[marsh iris]

krall the wifeshaper

[visual vortex]

Better than Hallowette

I hate her

I hate the way she speaks

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

Krall helps you take your wife’s job

[visual vortex]

I want to squeeze her like Omniman to red rush

[gloomy tartan]

When you need a new leaderboard to win at

[gloomy tartan]

I like her pirate talk

But I also know she only loves money

I’m used to those sort of women

[visual vortex]

She is revolting

I only love money

[gloomy tartan]

But your not a pirate woman

Unless?

[delicate vapor]

Domina

[visual vortex]

But i tlak about the ghost shark movie

[gloomy tartan]

Is this your reveal

[visual vortex]

Best you're getting is a toenail reveal

[gloomy tartan]

I bet we could make a mech

Out of nails

Oooo or shredder armor

Like from tmnt

[delicate vapor]

some random person in a chinese abandoned warehouse is probably doing that

[gloomy tartan]

Maybie not a human sized one but we could armor a rat

[visual vortex]

I was about to say that rhino horns are nails

But it's actually hair

[gloomy tartan]

Hey do they let you play Warhammer in space ?

[dire kayak]

toxic yaoi son, or forbidden yuri daughter

[visual vortex]

Or weapons

[thick coyote]

Oska
Barber
Surgeon
Dentist
Tattoo Artist
Psychiatrist
Chiropractor
Krall

[visual vortex]

Neither

[delicate vapor]

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

Is that just a statement or?

[visual vortex]

Because that implies someone loved me enough to make a kid with me

[delicate vapor]

if daughter can draw art and art makes her money or the same goes to son i dont really care as long as they make bread

[visual vortex]

Which i would never let slide

[thick coyote]

Wtf is even a forbidden Yuri

[delicate vapor]

Rinda and Zola

idk

[visual vortex]

Probably some weird fetish stuff

[gloomy tartan]

As opposed to normal fetishes

[nocturne bloom]

Normal fetish? In 2026?

[visual vortex]

As if

[jaunty path]

prolly cursed/taboo yuri

[dire kayak]

two girls who want to be together but can't because of religion or family and stuff

[visual vortex]

So a forced plit

Plot

With no depth

Got it

[jaunty path]

isnt that just romeo

and juliet

[delicate vapor]

😮

[visual vortex]

Yeah

Slap a new coat of spit on it

[twin flower]

hawk tuah

[visual vortex]

And now it's a different thing!

🤯

[dire kayak]

yeah but thats not yuri

or yaoi

[visual vortex]

Wow

We really deserve nothing

I bet you 99% of all modern media isnt as interesting as romeo and juliet

Within the first few sentences a guy bites his thumb to another guy and they fight

[delicate vapor]

two minions fight

[visual vortex]

Yeah

That story was so off the rails at a certain point i loved it

And then people try to recreate it and it always ends up stupid

Because you need 50 pounds of cocaine a second to recreate what Shakespeare did

[gloomy tartan]

Romeo and Juliet were fucking stupid

[visual vortex]

Yeah

And that's what made it cool

[gloomy tartan]

stupid as fuck all

Bro name one bitch you wanted to drink poison for

ONE

Dead ass literal POISON

[visual vortex]

Let me think

🤔

Myself

Because i am incredibly narcissistic

[gloomy tartan]

Name a guy you trust to give you poison that WONT kill you

[visual vortex]

Myself

[gloomy tartan]

just make it look exactly like your dead

Exactly

[delicate vapor]

[visual vortex]

Yeah see how impactful it was?

[gloomy tartan]

That’s two people

That you trust

That bad

You need a poison plug

[visual vortex]

Shakespeare loved poison

[gloomy tartan]

And a bitch you can go “ I FUCKING LOVED HER BROOO” over

[visual vortex]

So do i

[gloomy tartan]

That’s what’s required for it

Also she has to be from your enemy

So you need an enemy

[visual vortex]

Dude this story was written during the black plague

[gloomy tartan]

You need to have an enemy, a poison plug, and a bitch you love

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

That’s so many pre requirements

[visual vortex]

Im sure times were way different

[gloomy tartan]

Oh yeah way cooler

[visual vortex]

Yeah you kidding me?

[teal token]

Hello comrade TheCadianChris
Hello comrade Ollpheist

[gloomy tartan]

You could buy land with wheat and sheep

[teal token]

[visual vortex]

Imagine fighting someone because they bit a thumb at you

[visual vortex]

Hi

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine getting cool stuff off a dead guy

[gloomy tartan]

Hiiii

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine finding a cool axe of some dead guy in a battlefield

And that’s just your property now

[visual vortex]

I mean i would rather duel another guy because he wears a different color

And have it be legal

[gloomy tartan]

I’d be your homie who shanks the guy in the back

[visual vortex]

Thank toy

[gloomy tartan]

After he starts doing crazy sword moves

I’d be like fuck that

Neck shank

[visual vortex]

I would be the homie who hooks you up with poison

[gloomy tartan]

Wait is this just that ned stark fight

Lmao

I think he fights the greatest swordsman ever or some shit and his homie shanks the guy in the neck

I saw a YouTube clip

[gloomy tartan]

We should get the assassins tea pot

[visual vortex]

No we should get two

And see how much we trust each other

[gloomy tartan]

It has air holes so you can pour the tea, the poison, or both

Different areas to hold different liquids

[visual vortex]

And then switch our cups

[gloomy tartan]

It’s such cool old tech

We should just develop poison immunities

Then wear poison chapstick

[visual vortex]

So the drink you poured for me is goven to you

[teal token]

Is the update there yet?

[delicate vapor]

nope

[visual vortex]

And the drink i poured for you is for me

[visual vortex]

For you?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Elios

[visual vortex]

For what?

[delicate vapor]

hello

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be able to spit acid or absorb sunlight into energy like food like plants doo

[visual vortex]

Absorb sun

Because i get more money to buy pther things

[gloomy tartan]

But you could spit acid like the dilophosaurus from Jurassic park

[dire kayak]

im gonna fill all your glasses with iocane powder

[teal token]

Why not both?

[dire kayak]

i think thats how its spelled

[visual vortex]

That would be very funny

[gloomy tartan]

lol jerry is thinking right

[visual vortex]

Except your would have to drink it

[teal token]

Hello comrade hotline of goober

[gloomy tartan]

Mad scientist brainstorm

[teal token]

[dire kayak]

haiiii

mrrrp :3

[gloomy tartan]

Guys can we brainstorm

[visual vortex]

Because the cups poured for others that you poured is given to you

[gloomy tartan]

I want a crocodile or a gator

[visual vortex]

Gator

[gloomy tartan]

That can shoot bees at you

[teal token]

Squish

[gloomy tartan]

From its mouth

Like it has a bee hive in it

[visual vortex]

I have fed alligators

[gloomy tartan]

An the bee queen and the gator have a pact

[visual vortex]

They are very cool

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine if gators and bees just had a contract

[visual vortex]

Alligators have that with a bird

[gloomy tartan]

Would you shoot bees

That was a bio shock mutation

Shooting bees

The ability to shoot bees has to be tested

[visual vortex]

Or have a bite strength akin to an alligator

[gloomy tartan]

Or you get a gator head

[rare pulsar]

No bees are cool

[visual vortex]

Because i would choose alligator bite strength

[rare pulsar]

They make honey

[teal token]

Hello comrade Aprunkulus

[gloomy tartan]

What about a gator head that shoots bees out of the mouth

[rare pulsar]

Hello

[gloomy tartan]

The bees have a agreement with the gator they are allies

They signed contracts

Made trades

[visual vortex]

When the bird pecks the bugs and paradites off the alligator back

They plant invasive duckweed seeds

[gloomy tartan]

I can’t believe we have a movie about a bee cucking a guy

[visual vortex]

And then the alligstor becomes a giant trunk covered in moss

[gloomy tartan]

How is that the reality wee live in

[visual vortex]

Honestly

[rare pulsar]

He deserved it tbh

[gloomy tartan]

Like bro

We failed

Harambe died

[visual vortex]

Thag guy in the movie dodged a bullet

[gloomy tartan]

Do you think she would of made him wear bug clothes

[visual vortex]

Also she wouldve have to progressively date different Barries

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah

[rare pulsar]

What?

[visual vortex]

Because bees only live for a month

[dire kayak]

i love judge zealot

[gloomy tartan]

Bees die bro

[visual vortex]

And the court case lasted like two years

[gloomy tartan]

Also bee movie was fucking lying to you

[visual vortex]

So in my awful brain of terrible thoughts

[gloomy tartan]

Female bees are the only ones who exit the hive bro

[visual vortex]

She wouldve had to date about 3 bees

[marsh iris]

havent watch i heard is about fucking bees

[gloomy tartan]

Barry was a woman

[rare pulsar]

No not really

[gloomy tartan]

The male bees are inside the hive

As drones

[rare pulsar]

Males leave to mate

[twin flower]

Id date a woman named Barry

[visual vortex]

You just woke up half the server

[gloomy tartan]

Ohhhh that’s why Barry left

To fuck

Damn it makes sense

You right !

[marsh iris]

to fuck the human?

[visual vortex]

No he left to become a Pollen Jock

[rare pulsar]

Yes at the beginning of the year the males leave and bang the queens and then they die

[teal token]

Hello comrade Macintosk

[gloomy tartan]

He wanted to be a pollen jack to he could leave

[gloomy tartan]

Exactly

Yeah that’s the only reason male bees leave is to fuck

[visual vortex]

I feel bad for male octopus

[twin flower]

Goh

[rare pulsar]

But barry cucked a human instead and destroyed the timeline

[gloomy tartan]

He wanted to be the pollen guard to find some ass

But he found exotic booty

[visual vortex]

☠️

[gloomy tartan]

He should of just banged a different bug

He went too exotic

Stay in your species

[teal token]

Flash point?

[rare pulsar]

Fr hes a bit out of line for this

[visual vortex]

The guy was hotter honestly

[gloomy tartan]

Basically if your into aliens

Your like Barry

Stay with humans

You freak

[marsh iris]

freeaky ass bee

[gloomy tartan]

Barry was a heretic bee

[visual vortex]

I prefer artificial honey. MADE. BY. MAN 🗣️ 🔥

[rare pulsar]

I mean how does this even work?

[gloomy tartan]

Man honey

How does what work

[teal token]

Hello comrade Garut

[rare pulsar]

The woman is like a titan compared to a bee

[gloomy tartan]

He pollinated her

Like a flower

[marsh iris]

elo jerry

[visual vortex]

The woman in the movie fucked three different bees after cheating on her boyfriend

[gloomy tartan]

Duh

[rare pulsar]

Damn

[gloomy tartan]

Probably the next generation of Barry after the next

[visual vortex]

This is what every soldier goes through when leaving for war

[marsh iris]

man suck nectar from flowers and spit it into a can

man honey

[teal token]

Brb having KFC

[visual vortex]

If thwy made him a soldier it wouldve changed nothing

[teal token]

[gloomy tartan]

I like bees

They look fuzzy

[rare pulsar]

Bees are cool

[gloomy tartan]

I mean what do you even do in response to the bee cucking

[rare pulsar]

They can recognize faces

[gloomy tartan]

You can’t cuck the bee back

[visual vortex]

Kill it

Or find a different woman

[rare pulsar]

And communicate with each other

[visual vortex]

Because the woman was insane in the first place

[gloomy tartan]

Like if it was a human you could cuck it back for revenge

You can’t cuck a bee

It’s bullshit

[marsh iris]

cuckabee

[visual vortex]

Or be a decent human and have dignity

And move on

[gloomy tartan]

Or can you?

Could he have like taken the queen

Lmao just stole her

Like a evil wizard

[visual vortex]

I get that red flags are the only option nowadays

But some red flags arent worth it

[gloomy tartan]

Oh wait they went to court over attacking the bee

[visual vortex]

Especially if they cheat that bad

[gloomy tartan]

I forgot

The bee had rights

[visual vortex]

and then barry doesnt work again

The woman cheated on a good dude that had a stable job for a lazy bum

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather date Bigfoot or a robot

[visual vortex]

💀

Bigfoot

[dire kayak]

bigfoot

[visual vortex]

Wait is it a woman bigfoot

Im not gay

[gloomy tartan]

So you think there is such thing as lady big feet

Or is it like dwarfs

[rare pulsar]

Yes of vourse

[gloomy tartan]

Where the women also have beards

And they look identical

[rare pulsar]

How else would they continue to exist

[gloomy tartan]

They could spit like cells

Big foot mitosis

[twin flower]

is that how u see female dwarfs?

[visual vortex]

Yeah

[rare pulsar]

Ill only bang woman big foot

[visual vortex]

Me too

[gloomy tartan]

In dnd dwarf lady’s have beards too

[visual vortex]

I am not gay

[rare pulsar]

And only if i have to tbh

[gloomy tartan]

They both have big ass beards

The difference is tits

But a fat dwarf can also have tits

[visual vortex]

Woman big foot can carry you though

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so funny lol

[visual vortex]

And would give good huge

[twin flower]

Kinda off putting, then again idk DnD all tha well

[visual vortex]

Hug

[rare pulsar]

Idk im not into all that fur

[visual vortex]

You mean hair?

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine having a worse beard than a lady

L aura

[rare pulsar]

Nah the bigfoot gonna have fur all over

And hair

[gloomy tartan]

Does Chewbacca wash his ass

[marsh iris]

no he sheds the fur

[gloomy tartan]

He did in solo a star wars story

[visual vortex]

Do they have bidets in space?

[gloomy tartan]

We saw chewy shower ONCE

In the movies

I’m the solo prequel

[visual vortex]

I know who does shower

[rare pulsar]

Galactic hygiene is a big plothole in star wars

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if he ever did in the shows

[visual vortex]

That one buff storm trooper in the death star's hot tub

[gloomy tartan]

Showers are WAY more available

Unless your in the ghetto

Like the lower levels of couruscant

[rare pulsar]

Idk i didnt see no showers on tatooine

[gloomy tartan]

Or the frontier planets

[rare pulsar]

Or ryloth

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah outer rim

[rare pulsar]

Or dagobah

[gloomy tartan]

Frontier planets

That’s the wild frontier

[rare pulsar]

I can go on

[gloomy tartan]

Yea

I like the outer rim too

[visual vortex]

Id imagine you just bathe in the streams

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s like living in the frontier

[vital loom]

darktide? more like... fatasstide

[twin flower]

sand wipes

[gloomy tartan]

Soace red dead redemption

[vital loom]

space red dead lol

[rare pulsar]

[visual vortex]

Source: I bathed in a river once

[gloomy tartan]

That what the outer rim is

[marsh iris]

become the chinchillas

[visual vortex]

Was cold but woukd do again

[gloomy tartan]

The outer rim is cowboy bebop

Gangsters

Frontiers

Cowboys

Slavers

No laws

[delicate vapor]

[somber stream]

I miss onsen

[gloomy tartan]

Any laws or governments are local

[marsh iris]

onsen egg?

[rare pulsar]

And none of em have showers

[somber stream]

No like, onsen bath

[gloomy tartan]

The ones with money do

But it’s a commodity

[marsh iris]

oo

[gloomy tartan]

A lot of spaceship have showers

So there’s that

[visual vortex]

Well yeah

[rare pulsar]

Wheres the water from

[gloomy tartan]

If your poor you can fuck off tho

[visual vortex]

The death star had a hot tub

[visual vortex]

Same with shower water

Recycled from shit water

[gloomy tartan]

I mean you can store water

I would imagine you can buy fresh water

[rare pulsar]

I knew it

[gloomy tartan]

If you find clean water you can gather it from that no?

[twin flower]

isnt Hydroponics a thing

[gloomy tartan]

Like a stream?

Oh yeah it is

[rare pulsar]

Theres water in space yeah

[visual vortex]

Also cant ships trade?

[rare pulsar]

On asteroids and shit

[gloomy tartan]

Comets have water

[visual vortex]

Id imagine if there's spice trading there's water trading

[gloomy tartan]

Shake ass for spice

Wait Star Wars and dune both have spice

[astral basin]

Turbotax did a genz slang slander lmao

[visual vortex]

Turbotax doesnt care

Anything to get customers ig

[gloomy tartan]

Imagine a Warhammer insurance commercial

[astral basin]

Worst part is i was able to follow the buzzword vomit

[visual vortex]

I probably couldnt

[twin flower]

if television is still a thing lmao

imagine a primitive world still just living it out in the 80's

[gloomy tartan]

Hey mac what would our mech be

If we were jaeger pilots

[twin flower]

wat Mech

[gloomy tartan]

Remmeber our synergy

Yeah wouel it be like

Malt liqr step dad

What name

[twin flower]

Uhhh, idk the mechs in Pacifim Rim ngl

[gloomy tartan]

They all had cool names

We’re making one up

[twin flower]

I like the chonky types

[gloomy tartan]

My idea was “ malt liqr step dad”

I think the name fits a thick mech

[twin flower]

Malt Liquor?

[gloomy tartan]

They had names like whiskey tango

Coyote

Gypsy danger

Striker eureka

Cherno alpha

[marsh iris]

imagine not showering

[gloomy tartan]

Every country had a mech

Ok new name idea “ Back Shot”

[twin flower]

High Life Havoc

[mystic fossil]

dont gotta imagine

[gloomy tartan]

Our mech would attack from behind

[twin flower]

Uhh... D.U.I

Driving Under Influence

I guess we're so pilots P.U.I

[somber stream]

Develop ultra sonic missile and railgun that can penetrate Kaiju's hide
Cool robot with fist lol

[gloomy tartan]

Wdy think ?

So far the names we have are “ malt liqr step dad”
“ Back Shot.”

[dire kayak]

auric is either easier than uprising or the most stressful experience youve had yet

at least in my experience

[gloomy tartan]

I got another mech name “ Gigantor”

[twin flower]

Uhh

Schlitz Thunder

[gloomy tartan]

Ooo

That sounds neat

[twin flower]

ive never had sclitz but i heard its a terrible beer

[jaunty path]

do any of you use opera gx

[gloomy tartan]

What is that

[twin flower]

My brother does

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck is that

Mac I’m scared

Did she curse me

[jaunty path]

A "gaming" browser

[twin flower]

Its a gaming browser

[gloomy tartan]

Gaming ?

[somber stream]

It's Chinese spyware

[jaunty path]

promoted by

[gloomy tartan]

LMAO

[jaunty path]

"Pewdiepie" "Moistcritical" "Jshclatt"

Guys listen

[gloomy tartan]

Well that’s all I need to know

I trust Licht

[jaunty path]

always trust things prmoted by youtubers

[jaunty path]

I mean google is exactly the same

[twin flower]

I dont even watch any of those youtubers

[jaunty path]

Opera gx just advertises themselves as the better option

spoilers

theyre like

[gloomy tartan]

I liek j schat

[jaunty path]

as bad

and kinda worse

[twin flower]

OG pewds prlly but I lost interest lmao

[somber stream]

I use firefox

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[jaunty path]

same

But specifically zen browser

I installed it once and like

[nocturne bloom]

Just use brave

[rose nova]

All browsers are spyware I just bash my head in with a rock and then listen to the visions I get

[jaunty path]

I've been using it ever sense

its very good

[gloomy tartan]

Missus did you know you can just take rocks

[jaunty path]

This person has the right idea

[gloomy tartan]

The government can’t stop you

You can just go take a rock

[delicate vapor]

only ever use it for youtube and thats it

[gloomy tartan]

Expensive ones even

[jaunty path]

but I hear ppl use Librewolf

[somber stream]

🐺

Awooooo

[gloomy tartan]

They will come after you but you can escape them

[jaunty path]

which is the same purpose as zen browse

r

[twin flower]

Heh

[jaunty path]

both are centered around privacy

[twin flower]

Libre in a dialect i know means free

FreeWolf

[jaunty path]

and not being in your face 24/7

[gloomy tartan]

Like armored core 6

Rusty

His emblem is a wolf with a muzzle on

[twin flower]

Ya boi Rusty

[somber stream]

Be free, pack mates

[gloomy tartan]

YEAH RUSTYYYYYY

rusty is so fuckint cool

[twin flower]

AC DLC when

[somber stream]

Be, ad free

[gloomy tartan]

Bro how did he snipe the worm!?!

He was SO FAR

[twin flower]

Steel Haze Orthus

[gloomy tartan]

He’s such a goated sniper AND he’s one of the fastest fuckers there is

Like sonic the hedgehog and bullseye at the same time

His mech is all bout da speeeeeed

[twin flower]

Built my AC opposite to his style, just slow, heavy and big guns

[gloomy tartan]

“ I Won’t Miss.”

THE AURA

[twin flower]

Guh

AC 6 has really good voice acting

I prolly like beat it like 6 or 7 times lmao

[gloomy tartan]

“ I gues you flew higher buddy”

RUSTY IM SORRY

RUSTYYYYYY

[twin flower]

Sad he still dies when you're sided with him on that one ending

[gloomy tartan]

his muzzle comes off

Pure cinema

[marsh iris]

✊ 🐺

[gloomy tartan]

The music in armored core 6 fucks

The music in darktide fucks

Good video game music FUCKS

[twin flower]

Really matches everything you go thru yeah lmao

[gloomy tartan]

Karla

👀

Was that her name

The cinder broad

Mf who kept calling us tourist

[twin flower]

Cinder Carla yeah

[gloomy tartan]

Bro

I enjoyed her voice acting

lol

[twin flower]

All the fem ones are really good

[gloomy tartan]

Ayre is surprisingly good

[twin flower]

for the male ones its prolly Walter and Rusty

[gloomy tartan]

I mean yeah

“ looks like you finally found a friend 621”

Found a friend after all

[twin flower]

Oh uhh, V 6 Pater was alright too

[delicate vapor]

peter?

[twin flower]

That breakdown during the true ending was sadge as hell lmao

[delicate vapor]

oh nvm

[gloomy tartan]

I like the leader of the red guns

He was so fuckint Chad

[twin flower]

It had like a weird pronunciation to it so I think it was Pater

[gloomy tartan]

Reminded me of that loud ass Enclave guy from the old fallout games

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!?

The leader of the red guns screams similarly

[twin flower]

Want more, DLC when

[gloomy tartan]

I want so much

I would get married for co op

[twin flower]

Oh yeah, that'd be sick to try in mecha like AC

i havent tried any of the online bits of tho lmao

[gloomy tartan]

The only multiplayer is HYPER COMPETITIVE PVP 😭😭😭

[twin flower]

like the PvP

[gloomy tartan]

ITS SO AGRESSIVE

All speed builds that stagger and kill you in one second

They go the perfect play dodge everythint counter you get fucked builds

[twin flower]

Yeah lmao, I heard it was just peeps spamming Zimmermans and that one Rocket launcher with the high stagger

[gloomy tartan]

SOMETIMES you get a cool match

For fun different mechs

[surreal onyx]

Does the shop update today or next week?

[gloomy tartan]

but it’s so dominated by hyper agressive competitor play

[twin flower]

Uhh, every thursday but idk what time of the day

[surreal onyx]

When did it change to every Thursday?

[twin flower]

Seems like its always the case in any FromSoft multiplayer huh

[gloomy tartan]

Bro no

It’s so fast

[surreal onyx]

Used to be every other Thursday.

[gloomy tartan]

Literaly can’t keep up

[twin flower]

Alwys been every thursday from what people say as well

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like that gundam anime moment where you can’t track the main characters mecha at all

[marsh iris]

thursday is the day we dont get arby cosmetic

[gloomy tartan]

Like it’s so much faster than any other from soft games

[surreal onyx]

Well, ok then! Awesome. Thank you.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s so fucking intense and competitive and unforgiving the PvP

WAY worse than dark souls

[surreal onyx]

Arby cosmetic?

[twin flower]

Kinda glad I just did the Campaign then lmao

[gloomy tartan]

It will CHANGE YOU

[marsh iris]

exactly

[twin flower]

Im not fit for PvP anymore rip

[gloomy tartan]

It’s literaly the moment a normal guy sees a gundam moving too fast his eyes can’t track it

And your freaking out

[twin flower]

Unless its just casual I dont mind

[gloomy tartan]

And you get incinerated

In milliseconds

[marsh iris]

dude same

[gloomy tartan]

Then that happens over and over

[surreal onyx]

Anyone excited for Mortal Shell 2?

[gloomy tartan]

And they win no deaths

And you feel like small pp

Push your fridge out the stairs

[twin flower]

Ive only seen like clips of it ngl, and by god i dont get how they move like that in AC

[gloomy tartan]

There’s quick turns

And a move to turn 189

180 I mean

And they just lock in

Dodge

[teal token]

Fly?

[gloomy tartan]

But not too much dodge

They build the mechs for the meta

Allways

The only fun was causal matches

Otherwise it was pain

I mean I tried still and got kills sometimes but it’s just so fuckd

[ivory skiff]

Commodore vesture rotation today ?

[teal token]

Should I get cashew egg tart?

[marsh iris]

i can do chivalry 2 pvp with text/vc chat off

[surreal onyx]

People are saying that it happens every Thursday.

[gloomy tartan]

Even if you copy their mech they have the practice with the weapons and the handling of the mech over you so copying the parts is not a easy solution

[teal token]

Hello comrade Licht

[somber stream]

Every other thursday

[teal token]

[somber stream]

Hello Jerry

[teal token]

Back to normal?

[twin flower]

Oh

[surreal onyx]

Yup. That’s what said.

[twin flower]

I might have been wrong

[marsh iris]

fortnightly on thursdays

[ivory skiff]

Still no news it was supposed to be last Thursday but still nothing today in commodore

[delicate vapor]

fock gotta max level hive scum

[somber stream]

Should be here in about 3 hours

[marsh iris]

skitarrii update

[surreal onyx]

Happens later in the day. Too early right now.

[delicate vapor]

yea

[ivory skiff]

Ok thanks guys

[twin flower]

did you play it on controller

[gloomy tartan]

Xbox

I fought bro

I fought

[twin flower]

I beat it with mouse and keyboard, but online was just not it for me lmao

[gloomy tartan]

I EARNED my mills

[jaunty path]

An actual update happening or

[gloomy tartan]

The most crazy was 3 v 3

[jaunty path]

Oh

Store update

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz sometimes you got a mix not all speed mechs

[jaunty path]

You slop addicts

[gloomy tartan]

Missus

Should I buy a hat

I allready have a hat

But it’s a different hat

[twin flower]

Buy a helmet

[gloomy tartan]

I have one

[tired steeple]

Buy some emperor points

[gloomy tartan]

Here tell me if my soldier looks pretty

[surreal onyx]

Looked up the difference between the three authorities yesterday. Glad I stuck with infantry auto.

[twin flower]

another helmet

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll post in drip tide

Do he look pretty

Is he pretty cadian man

[surreal onyx]

I dig it. I was gonna say it looks like he missed leg day, but then I looked closer.

Leg day missed him.

[twin flower]

I hab the same Jacket but I just run mine with no head cosmetic cuz I wanna see the face

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like my helmet

[surreal onyx]

Hell yes!

[delicate vapor]

top 5 reasons why i love noob s

[gloomy tartan]

I lost my legs when cadia blew up

[surreal onyx]

Happened to the best of us.

[twin flower]

cadia sta- oh sorry

[surreal onyx]

I also learned that Cadia falls/fell under the Moebian domain.

[jaunty path]

Cadia probably deserved to be blown up ngl

[surreal onyx]

Oof. You’ll have a bunch of angry purple eyes on you if you say that too loud.

[jaunty path]

I think the Imperium deserves what they get for being bigoted

[surreal onyx]

Ah. We have a traitor in our midst.

Purge the xenos filth!

[jaunty path]

Like do you really need to genocide civilizations for either being non human or following a cult that isnt your own

[surreal onyx]

Faith leaves no room for doubt.

[jaunty path]

Murder was literally the imperium picking a fight and they got it

[surreal onyx]

The Emperor Protects.

[twin flower]

Its definitely not cuz the planet was guarding the traitors way in to the warp

[jaunty path]

The emperor is special

[surreal onyx]

Aye.

[jaunty path]

Rlly?

[surreal onyx]

Yup.

Was the first line of defense against the traitors.

[twin flower]

Bunch traitor legions was trying to escape the scouring and Cadia the planet was just in the way more or less

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia did nothing wrong

[surreal onyx]

Cadia Stands!

[gloomy tartan]

Basically a lot of chaos guys wanted the eye of the warp storm

This is before the eye got bigger

But Cadia was in the way

[jaunty path]

Oh we're talking cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Dead ass

[jaunty path]

Thought you meant murder

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia was in the way

And they got mad

Cuz we didn’t just die

They kept failing to kill us all

[surreal onyx]

Best bunch of Guardsmen the universe has ever seen.

[delicate vapor]

Abaddon pilot license at it

[gloomy tartan]

Losing the 1 v 1 in the games work shop gaming tournament

Abandon basically lost the tournament

[surreal onyx]

Again. Lol.

[gloomy tartan]

So he crashed his Toyota Sentra into the games work shop store

After losing the tournament 8 times in a row

[surreal onyx]

How many times did dude fail to conquer Cadia?

[gloomy tartan]

More than you would imagine

[surreal onyx]

Exactly.

[gloomy tartan]

For attempting it over and over

The eye of the storm basically exploded when cadia blew up

[teal token]

I got 8 and 1 cost RM3.50 and 4 for RM 12 so total RM 24

[gloomy tartan]

That’s why the big warp storm is bigger

It’s like a baseball hole in a window with cracks growing

[surreal onyx]

Rightfully so. The damned thing was practically concentrated on Cadia.

[gloomy tartan]

Hole get bigger cracks spread

That’s why og Cadians have purple eyes

Constant low level warp exposure from the vicinity of Cadian

[surreal onyx]

They have purple eyes, I thought, because of how they adapted to the planet itself?

[gloomy tartan]

Over generations yeah

[surreal onyx]

Ah. I see.

[twin flower]

It was Warp Exposure

they were that close to the rift

[surreal onyx]

Thank you for that clarification.

[gloomy tartan]

They adapted to the planet being so close to the center of the warp rift thing

It used to just be the rift thing

But when Cadia blew up the rift became the center of a massive warp storm

For stupid lame mens explanation

[surreal onyx]

Hey, I dig it.

[gloomy tartan]

The used to be near the warp thing for generations

Not enough to get corrupted

But get a little seasoning

[feral vessel]

Why the fuck is there a Trazyn musical now LMAOOO

[surreal onyx]

Spicy

[twin flower]

why not

[gloomy tartan]

Even if you got two og cadians to bang

The purple eyes wouldn’t happen

[nocturne bloom]

I want to try Diablo 4

[surreal onyx]

Correct. They would need the warp exposure.

[jaunty path]

i need to read more 40k so I can defend traitors better

[delicate vapor]

get it

[gloomy tartan]

And not just any exposure

Generations of low level exposure similar to that on Cadia

Which wouel be hard to recreate

[nocturne bloom]

Whay

[delicate vapor]

y

[gloomy tartan]

Like recreating it perfectly would be so hard bro

Damn near impossible

[nocturne bloom]

[delicate vapor]

idk

[feral vessel]

should've been a TTS musical tbf

[jaunty path]

like

[gloomy tartan]

Purple eye cadians are a dying breed

[surreal onyx]

Well, yeah. Cadia doesn’t really exist anymore.

[gloomy tartan]

Guard them

[jaunty path]

cadia is just a military faction for the imperium

so them dying is a good thing

:d

[gloomy tartan]

Cadia did nothing wrong

[jaunty path]

Cadia is wrong

[gloomy tartan]

You’re wrong

[jaunty path]

Abaddon reigns supreme

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[twin flower]

i dont think we'll see a shortage of cadians anytime soon tho

[feral vessel]

ABORTION

[surreal onyx]

Brother, grab the flamer. The heavy flamer.

[jaunty path]

canadians

[twin flower]

theyre like the ultramarines of the guard

[nocturne bloom]

I want to get it but the expansion drops on the 28th and I feel like i should wait

[gloomy tartan]

Cadians will out live abandon

[surreal onyx]

Easily.

[gloomy tartan]

Why thank you

[feral vessel]

Abbadon is a bitchass motherfucker, he crashed his Blackstone Fortress into my fucking Fortress World, the pussy bitch.

[gloomy tartan]

When abandons dead and gone we will colonize his shit and name it new cadia

[feral vessel]

HOW ABOUT YOU COME DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU SUPPOSED FUCKING DEMIGOD

MISTER 'FAILED TO DEFEAT A BUNCH OF NORMAL HUMANS' OVER HERE

[gloomy tartan]

We’re manifest destiny’ing all of the chaos territory’s

Everywhere will become new cadia

[surreal onyx]

I think I remember someone explaining to me that one purple eyed Cadian was the equivalent to one John wick.

[gloomy tartan]

The Cadians were sent around to any battle

Their main export was cadians

They didn’t send mostly tanks or some shit

[delicate vapor]

canadian cadians

[surreal onyx]

Yup. Cadian Shock Troops.

[dire kayak]

it wasn't abbadon it was me

[jaunty path]

Krieg > cadians

[gloomy tartan]

They trained and made new cadians all the time

[dire kayak]

i ate cadia

[gloomy tartan]

Krieg don’t fuck tho

They are pod people

Cadians train and make new Cadians and guard

[marsh iris]

nice car

[gloomy tartan]

That’s it

[nocturne bloom]

Im with the hairy ratling women

[feral vessel]

you wouldnt

[nocturne bloom]

[gloomy tartan]

Is shaving them a hate crime ?

[feral vessel]

..didnt know you were based like that

[dire kayak]

cadia,,,, yummy,,,,

[gloomy tartan]

Missus is probably a krieger Ngl

[surreal onyx]

Give Cadians some Moebian Steel and it’s game over, man.

[gloomy tartan]

She stinky

[gloomy tartan]

That’s a voice like from the male cuthroat lmao

[twin flower]

Hell, give them Void Armor lmao

bring back the Imperial Army

[gloomy tartan]

JUST IMAGINE IT, MOBEIAN STEEL, WITH CADIAN TRAINING. Or some shit

He dead ass says some shit like that

[marsh iris]

craving for some turkish sosg

[dire kayak]

i hope they make a daemonhost mini

[gloomy tartan]

No no not training

[surreal onyx]

I love that the void troopers don’t even know what’s in their packs. lol.

[dire kayak]

i don't care if it's resin i just want a daemonhost

[gloomy tartan]

CADIAN DISCIPLINE

[nocturne bloom]

I love a wife that'll keep me warm

[dire kayak]

what's a void trooper?

[surreal onyx]

It’s actually my favorite back piece from Darktide.

[gloomy tartan]

moebian steel with Cadian discipline said the make cuthroat while foaming at the mouth and smiling

[dire kayak]

cadia!!!!!!!

[surreal onyx]

Check them out in the shop. I’m rusty on their lore.

[gloomy tartan]

Did you guys see my cadian meme yet?

It’s very funny

[surreal onyx]

Seriously, though. Best back pieces in the Darktide game.

[feral vessel]

does that mean you'd willingly get on with rinda karnak

[twin flower]

They're like infantry men for the Imperial Navy

[gloomy tartan]

I’ll share it in veteran chat

My Cadian meme

It’s funny

[dire kayak]

my fur be very warm sometimes

[dire kayak]

i seeeee

i hope we get more aeronautica content

[gloomy tartan]

I hope you guys like my meme

[nocturne bloom]

Well it is cool tonight

[dire kayak]

the aeronautica are underused for how cool they are

[delicate vapor]

v

[marsh iris]

floof

[surreal onyx]

Stolen.

[twin flower]

wasnt the new warhammer show gonna be about them

[gloomy tartan]

wtf missus you shot me

Lmao

[dire kayak]

fr?

[twin flower]

Auronotica Imperialis or something or other

[jaunty path]

underwater faction?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s got the purple eyes so he was from Cadia lol

[marsh iris]

Auranautica

[twin flower]

Aero, not Hydro

[marsh iris]

Aura

[twin flower]

Aura

[surreal onyx]

All I know is that as long as Henry Cavill maintains creative control, we’ll be eating good for years.

[jaunty path]

ok planes

[gloomy tartan]

Hydro soldiers in the piss waters of atoma

[dire kayak]

they're the air force of the astra militarum

[gloomy tartan]

What about the piss force

[marsh iris]

Urinautica

[dire kayak]

i remember one of the tithe episodes has aeronautica fights

[gloomy tartan]

Tht made me giggle

Thank you

[twin flower]

The one with the orks was it

Great Episode

Out of bullet? I am the bullet

[dire kayak]

poor guardsmen had all their ammo taken

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

Question

[surreal onyx]

Yo.

[dire kayak]

krieg son or cadian daughter?

[gloomy tartan]

If a like gnome hissed at me and spit at me….

[twin flower]

Cadian daughter prolly

[marsh iris]

wonder if theres like water boats in 40k

[gloomy tartan]

And I sort of stomped it to death

[twin flower]

at least she'll have personality and a name

[gloomy tartan]

Is it illegal to feed it to my dog

Will gnome court know I fed my dog the body

[dire kayak]

gnome corpses are actually very healthy for dogs

[marsh iris]

there's no underwater faction because no other faction technologies have boats/subs to discover them

[surreal onyx]

Hmmm. This is THE question.

[gloomy tartan]

I love the idea of dealing with funny magic problems

[marsh iris]

waterworld = safe world?

[gloomy tartan]

Oh no my dog keeps eating gnomes

Their going to say it’s a crime

I don’t want to go to gnome court

[twin flower]

water based xenos doesnt sound like a good time

[surreal onyx]

I’ve always liked gnomes. The Scandinavian kind, not the Harry Potter kind.

[somber stream]

Moebian 21st is a regiment based on an Oceanic world so likely

[marsh iris]

swimming regiment

[gloomy tartan]

There’s a real fish that swims up your dong

Imagine a alien fish that does that to kill you

[rare pulsar]

Gnomes have no rights

[gloomy tartan]

Fuck a water world

[surreal onyx]

Would explain the blue color of their armor.

[twin flower]

fuckass fish

[gloomy tartan]

So it’s legal to hunt thrm

[rare pulsar]

Besides gnomes are all degenerates

[somber stream]

Also there's Catachan patrol boats as well

[marsh iris]

fatfish

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[gloomy tartan]

Catachan women

👀

[marsh iris]

40k water combat

[twin flower]

prolly closer to amazonian women at this point

Ooh

[gloomy tartan]

Welll ga damn Wonder Woman

[marsh iris]

the smell 👏 🤪

[gloomy tartan]

Would that just be reverse Tarzan

[rare pulsar]

Yes

Ill gladly be jane

[gloomy tartan]

Musty ass jungle dreadlocks

[rare pulsar]

Mmmmmmmh

[marsh iris]

musky jungle ass

[rare pulsar]

Mmmmmmmmh

[dire kayak]

ahriman,,,,

[marsh iris]

amen

[gloomy tartan]

Musky?

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Wait that’s stronger than musty

Animals have musk

There such a thing as a musk ox

Musk is a strong scent

[twin flower]

Pungent? idk

[marsh iris]

rank

[gloomy tartan]

Musky is strong lol

[twin flower]

[gloomy tartan]

Musky is like

It burns your eye

Lmao

[rare pulsar]

Napoleon would like that shit

[surreal onyx]

Musky would be like ferret smell.

[gloomy tartan]

Musky is like you have scent glands

Yeah ferrets

Skunks

Weed

[surreal onyx]

Yuck.

[gloomy tartan]

Weed is called musky and skunky

[marsh iris]

spunk

[gloomy tartan]

What

[rare pulsar]

Weed smeels good tho

[marsh iris]

funk

[gloomy tartan]

Why would she Tarzan smell like spunk

It’s she Tarzan

[surreal onyx]

Tobacco smells good. Weed, not so much.

[rare pulsar]

Weed doesnt stink

[gloomy tartan]

Not regular Tarzan

[rare pulsar]

It smells amazing

[somber stream]

Motherfuckers how did you went from ocean combat to smells so fast

[gloomy tartan]

It does to non weed people

[gloomy tartan]

Cuz catachan women