general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

Never even been to the store

[graceful fern]

No Greggs https://www.greggs.com/

[hazy kestrel]

Just remembered that there existed one with that name

Oh

[sleek harness]

Well

Yeah

You guys do

[green vector]

Drevilriiiight.gif

[sleek harness]

Mallow tell him

British humor is shit

[visual vortex]

We should create a law where if you mass advertise something you cant have shitty music

But if you put shitty music in it the public can throw tomatoes at your HQ

[sleek harness]

Theses two laws contradict each other

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

They do

Dumbass

[visual vortex]

If you have shitty music in your ad

[visual vortex]

Then i can throw tomatoes at you

Because you disobeyed another law

[visual vortex]

Cute that you think i can think in the first place

[sleek harness]

But the law says that you can't have bad music in popular ad

So it would be removed

[visual vortex]

There's maybe a couple deformed sonic characters running around in there

[visual vortex]

No

If it has the shitty music

Then people can go to your place and theow tomatoes at you

I just really want to throw tomatoes at people for their shit taste in music

[sleek harness]

Exactly at your place?

[visual vortex]

My place?

Hell yeah

Throw tomatoes at me

I love eating tomatoes raw off rhe vines

[sleek harness]

I didn't meant literally

But sure

I will bring my nuclear bombs

Painted as tomatoes

[visual vortex]

Thank you

🙏

[green vector]

wtf is this last meadow shite on my screen

biggest load of shit ive ever seen

gj discord

[hazy kestrel]

What are you talking about you silly goose

[green vector]

april fools joke from discord

cause they hip with it

look on their yt

[green vector]

you didnt get the big fucking advert top right?

[hazy kestrel]

No

[green vector]

discord wilin out

someone post the pic of the spider with laser beam eyes that says silence brand

[jaunty path]

discord be funny challenge

I hope this is only for the day and not like a week

[hazy kestrel]

I bought a new book

[jaunty path]

which one

[green vector]

april fools never has been and never will be funny

stop

[jaunty path]

it can be

[hazy kestrel]

“Don’t believe everything you think.” (Expanded edition.) by Joseph Nguyen.

[green vector]

[hazy kestrel]

I read the original before

Just wanted a hard copy of the book

[jaunty path]

Is that about skepticism

[hazy kestrel]

No

You silly goose

[jaunty path]

hardslop

[hazy kestrel]

At least I own my books

[jaunty path]

whats it about den

[hazy kestrel]

Unlike you E-book clowns

[green vector]

have you read meditations

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[jaunty path]

I actually bought a few books physically

[hazy kestrel]

Multiple times

[green vector]

gigachad

[jaunty path]

I like my books

but

money

[green vector]

i need to read it again

[jaunty path]

and

space

[hazy kestrel]

Marcus Aurelius is the real gigachad

[green vector]

[south valve]

Lots of philosophy talk today

I was thinking of trying to read Kant again actually

[tired steeple]

But you kant do that

[south valve]

Dies of laughter

[delicate cove]

Hello space gooners

[hazy kestrel]

I prefer Epictetus and Marcus Aurelius, personally.

Haven’t gotten around to reading Plato though, or Diogenes.

[south valve]

You're very much an Ancient Greek enjoyer then?

Respectable

[whole glade]

shhhhh....Canned Heat is on

everyone stfu!!!

[south valve]

-# I'll be quiet

-# I actually really like the enlightenment period philosophers, so Descartes, Hume, Kant, Leibniz

[whole glade]

big bran

[south valve]

🤫

[woven sigil]

Why are you still awake?

Its 1am on a wednesday

[green vector]

I'm always up late

Plus got flu so nothing else going on

[woven sigil]

Thats understandable tbh

Flu is the big shit

[green vector]

It's fucking wank

[midnight magnet]

A challenging one.

[nocturne bloom]

Oh im cooked

I got mad at work because again

Bathroom

Full of piss

Talking to buddy on phone

[green vector]

Piss room

[nocturne bloom]

"Teachers just love this place smelling like piss all day. Theres no discipline."

Teacher was in her classroom doing stuff and I didnt notice

I expect a call from my boss tomorrow

[crystal magnet]

hi-intensity is so fucked up

[green vector]

Absolutely based

[hazy kestrel]

It’s a valid complaint

You’re not in the wrong for wishing the teachers would actually be competent and have some basic behavioral rules.

But alas, society is continuing to decline.

They can just cope, mald, and seethe, imo.

[marsh iris]

man

[mystic fossil]

woman

[south valve]

person

[dull hamlet]

boobs

[gloomy tartan]

Teachers don’t get paid shit

It’s understandable they have to have dogshit teachers

They make them pay for so many supplies themself

[graceful hamlet]

Problem is that parents don’t parent and actively get mad at the teacher for parenting

[nocturne bloom]

You think im paid any more than them

[gloomy tartan]

No but I wish you did

[nocturne bloom]

Some McDonald's positions pay more

[gloomy tartan]

The few teachers who give any fucks are a dying breed

Once they all give up the kids will be even stupider and more souless little trash fucks who littler

Then it’s kill em all and let god sort em out times

I appreciate my teachers who cared

Really taught me stuff instead of how to do a multi answer test

We should all just become drone pilots

Fuck it

[graceful hamlet]

Chances are, unless you’re living in redneck 200 person town land, you are getting paid more

[nocturne bloom]

I work in an international school district. Teachers here get paid at minimum, 28 dollars

Im paid BARELY 20

[delicate vapor]

[nocturne bloom]

The only saving grace is the health insurance ive had to use almost 10 times since ive gotten this job because of this job

[graceful hamlet]

Don’t forget they technically don’t get paid for the summer

[nocturne bloom]

Welcome to my town where they do

[graceful hamlet]

Good for your town ngl

They’re getting paid what should technically be minimum wage due to inflation

[vestal elm]

I weep for teachers in the US bro

[gloomy tartan]

I’m pretty sure I had two pedo teachers

In hs

My drama teacher got caught grooming girls

[vestal elm]

(as a teacher i Asia, i'm not saying it's better but we have slightly more rights and status)

[gloomy tartan]

My bio teacher was a weird angry gay who was creepy with guys

[vestal elm]

what the fuck

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah the drama one gout arrested

The bio one idk he was a weirdo creep fuck

I don’t wanna listen about your fucking stupid cat

I just wanna pass bio

Don’t be flirting

Fuckint wierdos

[vestal elm]

flirting in class is fucking wild

to your students no less

[graceful hamlet]

That’s the case with any role that deals with kids on a daily basis, pedos gravitate to it. More go to the churches though because those cover things up.

[tired sail]

[vestal elm]

[gloomy tartan]

It’s fucking gross

I don’t care if your a gey

Just don’t be a fucking oedo

School is for learning

Not venting at kids

Or any other creepy shit

[graceful hamlet]

Apparently kids are practically illiterate these days

[gloomy tartan]

They just keep getting stupider

[vestal elm]

to give a perspective as a teacher mysesl

yes

[gloomy tartan]

They couldn’t read for fucks sake when I was on school

[vestal elm]

they cant even write a 5 sentence paragraph dawg

[gloomy tartan]

Of mice and men would make them shit their pants

[vestal elm]

in their native language btw

i'm their foreign language teacher, and i have to double as their literature teacher

[torpid turtle]

Guys what's the general consensus on the expeditions?

[gloomy tartan]

Let them cook

They’ll work on it

[languid hazel]

They’re fine if you have a friend group with you

[torpid turtle]

My impression is it only needs meaningful rewards

The gameplay is great

It's just pointless

[gloomy tartan]

The maps are neat

There’s penances to do tho

[graceful hamlet]

They’re cool and fun, could use rewards tho

[mystic fossil]

translating: 500 hours in the ball crushing factory

also i woke up from like aa 3 hr nap and im still dead tired

[graceful hamlet]

Lemme reroll curio main stats but they keep their power level or something with tech remnants

[mystic fossil]

fml

[gloomy tartan]

Reroll your wife

[torpid turtle]

Equalis gotta be earnable

Even if it's like 10 per mission

[mystic fossil]

aquilas?

[timber elk]

spawns in chat via eldritch ritual

Hi everyone :]

[torpid turtle]

Ye the vbucks

[languid hazel]

-# Should I buy something from the slop shop?

[simple cliff]

Flawless execution 3 is finally finished.

[vestal elm]

helllo

[mystic fossil]

nah i would say havoc or auric maelstrom should be the only ways

[timber elk]

Yes

[simple cliff]

It took way longer then it should have because I'd get to like 12 missions or whatever and then a guy would barrel me or whatever.

[torpid turtle]

True!

[languid hazel]

-# what do I buy?

[timber elk]

That really cool Orgyn jotunn helmet

[vestal elm]

anything you want dawg

[torpid turtle]

Or just auric

[mystic fossil]

kasrkin

[vestal elm]

(i'm gravtitating towards weapon skins, cause you can see it more often)

[timber elk]

True

But there ain’t nothing wrong with drip

[vestal elm]

hard agree

[timber elk]

By the emperor we be dripping out of our fucking minds

[hazy kestrel]

Damn, auric actually feels difficult for once.

[fading otter]

Shit bugs me lol people be saying the Imperium wouldn’t give a power fist or something to an Ogryn because expensive and they’re reckless but then they give him a helmet with a super advanced cyclops camera eye

[hazy kestrel]

Wonder what changed these past few days, I’m actually dying occasionally.

[timber elk]

Well technically it’s a servitor augmentation

So it’s actually not that expensive

[vestal elm]

I want to play the game more consistently but damn the performance got worse for me

[twin flower]

Welcoem to Dorktide

[vestal elm]

Already sent a Forum feedback

[twin flower]

Now we just wait 6 or 7 months for a fix lmao

[timber elk]

It’s just I’m guessing Orgyn servitors are not very common. So it’s possibly also expensive to commit a Orgyn to being a servitor?

[fading otter]

I mean hand wave it with lore bs all you want lol a hyper advanced ocular sensor that connects to a brain and allows a thinking user to use it as an eye is more advanced/expensive than a glove with a force field

[vestal elm]

I am reminded of the Medical Servitor Ogryn comic

[timber elk]

Oh no I think it’s bullshit as well

I’m just saying it’s also a servitor thing to

[vestal elm]

cries in binaric shriek

[fading otter]

Fair

[twin flower]

The Guard commandant in Dawn of War has a Powerfist as well lmao

[timber elk]

Me personally I’m really wanting my power axe

I’m tired of chain weaponry

I need to make a personal statement with my power axe to that damn mauler

[vestal elm]

Las Musket...

[languid hazel]

-# They should add friendly fire but specifically against the Arbites alone :3

[twin flower]

bro has beef

[timber elk]

BEEF

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/beef-meat-food-gif-15154168

[vestal elm]

Hive Scum POV:

[twin flower]

Its actually a thing too, I forget the Regiments name that uses it tho

[timber elk]

Dead ass?

I need to see this

[vestal elm]

deadass

[twin flower]

Yeah, look up Las Lock rifles

[astral laurel]

So a laslock is stupid powerful because it drops the entire power pack into a single shot

[twin flower]

Hell yeah

[astral laurel]

You thought they were flashlights? Nah this is a goddamn anti armour round

[vestal elm]

Peak

[timber elk]

Oh shit

[vestal elm]

Las weaponry genuinely amazes me

[timber elk]

This shit Looks fire

[twin flower]

i wonder if the reloading is just as long like a traditional flint lock

[timber elk]

Nah

[tired steeple]

when is jesus christ gonna be a playable class

[timber elk]

Probably a small battery pack to just pop in and lock it

[twin flower]

when the rupture arrives

[languid hazel]

Whenever he respawns

[vestal elm]

Seer

[languid hazel]

-# Surely the next time will be the one

[twin flower]

Oh god

[timber elk]

Why are your texts small?

[twin flower]

*** biggun ***

[timber elk]

Check DMs mac

[twin flower]

fuck, i forgot how to do it

[vestal elm]

f u n

[twin flower]

Lamb

[languid hazel]

-# I mean hey, the evangelicals in the US have claimed like seven different dates to be the rapture in my lifetime alone

[vestal elm]

only 7?

[languid hazel]

-# at a minimum yeah

[vestal elm]

noted

[twin flower]

at a minimum

[tired steeple]

spider

eye

lamb

[shy panther]

i must throw a pipebomb into an embassy in laos

[timber elk]

We just had one not to long ago

In South Africa

Some guy said god would flood the earth

(Even tho the rainbow is gods word saying he will never flood the earth again)

And everyone started selling off their properties and possessions and shit

[shy panther]

he's also all knowing so he made the promise while knowing he would break it in time

also ngl the easiest way to piss off evangelicals is to use she/her pronouns for god

[languid hazel]

-# ||Further proof that religion is just one big grift||

[languid hazel]

-# god is canonicaly trans

[graceful hamlet]

Know what would be funny, if the next class is actually an Eldar and some Fatshark dev was just being funny with the datamined names of stuff

[timber elk]

I mean….sometimes but it’s sometimes also not

However I will not start a argument over that

[shy panther]

the next class is a fucking grox, no i will not elaborate

[languid hazel]

-# Evangelicalism is

[twin flower]

A new class trailer in april be like

[timber elk]

Well like I said. I’m not starting anything.

[languid hazel]

Fair

[timber elk]

Everyone has their own opinions

And they are entitled to them

[shy panther]

the three different trees will be for :
Exploding kamikaze style
Eating everything but only a bit
Making sounds

[languid hazel]

-# ||My opinion would change if the fuckers would stop trying to erase my people||

[timber elk]

However if you don’t believe in the god emperor

[shy panther]

the god emperor is overrated

[twin flower]

yes, join nurgle

[timber elk]

Get em 🫵

[languid hazel]

-# Out with the god emperor, in with the God Empress!

[shy panther]

i believe in only one god, the half eaten can of corpse starch i left on my windowsill during a radstorm

[timber elk]

Get her 🫵

[visual vortex]

yeah

[shy panther]

it tells me things

[visual vortex]

im the real god

[graceful hamlet]

god emperor
no drip
He’s a fraud ngl

[proud geode]

curious, do people actually get banned from the game for com abuse?

[timber elk]

Probably

[shy panther]

most likely, yeah

[visual vortex]

i come to their house irl and squeeze the sides of their head

[shy panther]

but i would not imagine it for just saying one slur or something

repeat offenders/massive offences only prolly

[visual vortex]

and whisper into their ear: "Dont do that, sweetiepie."

[twin flower]

I just have VC off be default in all my games

[proud geode]

yea thats what I just had

[shy panther]

ngl thats encouragement

[proud geode]

gross.

[shy panther]

some people are addicted to videogames but they cant tell so they chase dopamine calling their teammates names instead

[visual vortex]

didnt know my words could encourage some people

[astral basin]

Ping me

[timber elk]

Ping

[shy panther]

nuh uh

[visual vortex]

Ping

dear david ping scene

[astral basin]

Cool the server was just being dumb

[vestal elm]

Sister of Silence POV im sure

[timber elk]

Us or the server?

Because that can be read both ways

[shy panther]

inb4 some emperor's children member shouts "FRAUD EMPEROR"

[graceful hamlet]

Drip for the drip throne

[visual vortex]

the god with the best drip is khorne

[timber elk]

God the emperors children used to be so cool

[graceful hamlet]

I hope the next store rotation has a full armor set for Ogryn

[astral basin]

Huh

[timber elk]

Now they are just a bunch of weirdos

[astral basin]

Were yall being dumb?

Wait

No nvm

[timber elk]

Yeah

I was

[astral basin]

Lmao

[timber elk]

I was pinging ya just being a smartass

[graceful hamlet]

Asking if we’re all dumb in a 40k server

[vestal elm]

Sah,

[graceful hamlet]

(The answer is yes)

[vestal elm]

Sah....

[timber elk]

Wot

[vestal elm]

It's pissing me off

[timber elk]

Same here big man

[graceful hamlet]

I want my Ogryn covered in armor

[vestal elm]

[timber elk]

Wanna see my orgyns drip?

[graceful hamlet]

Ogryn deez

[visual vortex]

oh fuck i forgot that the one server was bought by sony for bloodborne

[languid hazel]

-# ||chat I think I might kill someone. In Darktide :3||

[visual vortex]

gottas keep an eye on it

[visual vortex]

okay

[timber elk]

Wait what

[graceful hamlet]

Is it actual drip

[visual vortex]

go kill a heretic

[timber elk]

Yes

[visual vortex]

yeah i mentioned it early this morning

or well afternoon

saw it at 3pm and didnt care

[graceful hamlet]

Post it so we can all point and laugh if it’s bad

[timber elk]

Bet

[visual vortex]

it was like a soulsborne server dedicated to keeping the multiplayer servers alive

[timber elk]

Respect

[visual vortex]

but sony today bought it and turned it into a strictly bloodborne server

which is weird for sony to give a shit about bloodborne in any capacity

[timber elk]

Rare Sony W

[visual vortex]

so ig i get to stare at a server icon till ping

i mean the rest of the content the server had is gone

it's strictly bloodborne now

[delicate vapor]

Could kill for a Dr Pepper

[jade stump]

a gimmer of hope for bloodborne outside the playstation for me, even tho this sounds like the opposite

[visual vortex]

that's what im thinking

[vestal elm]

[graceful hamlet]

Bloodborne remake is the Silksong of half life 3 fr fr

[visual vortex]

just strange for sony to do suddenly you know?

[vestal elm]

tasted it once, hooked
item does not exists wher i live

[shy panther]

bloborn?

[visual vortex]

my guess is it's either business or

yknow

P O R T 👀

but that's stupid thinking

[vestal elm]

hopecore

[timber elk]

Copium

[visual vortex]

hoping is better than coping

[shy panther]

reminder that the reason why we dont have a remake, port, or anything of that nature

is because of Fromsoft not wanting to work with sony anymore

[visual vortex]

I HOPE for a brighter future 🙌

[visual vortex]

understandable

[shy panther]

because apparnately theyre an absolute nightmare to partner with for any studio worth their salt

so yknow what, ill live without bloborn pc

[graceful hamlet]

Bloodborne is the Dark Souls 2 of Fromsoft games (peak)

[visual vortex]

yeah but imagine bloodborne with no fps cap

[timber elk]

Okay I’m about to post my Orgyn drip

[shy panther]

what i also find funny is that the ps5 has less games than the ps3 did back in its day

💔

[visual vortex]

well yeah

[shy panther]

(it also works worse on average)

[visual vortex]

why spend another like 150 for two dinnerplates glued together with a tv router in the middle

when the old gen just has better games

cough cough manhunt

[simple cliff]

Is it weird that the moment I see someone with 'auric survivor' I don't trust them?

[shy panther]

Or, you just buy a minifridge and are able to play any game, mod those games, and even create your own mods for them, for the same price

[graceful hamlet]

Me still staring at #ogryn-class and #darktide-driptide and seeing nothing

[visual vortex]

yeah

[shy panther]

making up your mind on anything based off of a customization option is weird yea

[simple cliff]

Every time I see that title, the preson has been the kind of person that WILL advance into the next patrol while the patrol behind you is is sitll going.

Also it can be cheese via disconnect still.

[visual vortex]

also sony did say a while back that they would be interested in doing more with bloodborne but didnt want to bother fromsoftware because of the strained relationship they have

[shy panther]

"guys is it weird that i think everyone who uses [highly specific helmet for veteran] is a hyperchud that doesnt go outside"

[visual vortex]

but that was like 2 months ago

[shy panther]

Atp im justh appy fromsoft is able todo their own thing

but graaah armored core 6 dlc when

[visual vortex]

this server uses chud like that one scene with gumball and the cactus girl

atp it has lost all meaning

[shy panther]

hate that i know what youre talking about

[vestal elm]

mango chudney

[shy panther]

really really hate that

[visual vortex]

yeah

[shy panther]

i just think its a funny sounding word

[visual vortex]

I like saying chudtopia

[shy panther]

[sleek harness]

Man I miss the funny freaks

[visual vortex]

but cmon at least be creative when talking 2 some1

[sleek harness]

Too bad they don't appear at night

[visual vortex]

look at that creativity i used

[shy panther]

theyre still there! just look in the mirror!

[sleek harness]

I don't see anything

[visual vortex]

if skaven looks in the mirror...

he sees the soydog...

[shy panther]

soyven

[visual vortex]

foolish soydog

[shy panther]

foolish soydog ive already locked onto you with brainburst

[visual vortex]

foolish soydog come back

[sleek harness]

I have no idea who you are so I am going to ignore you

Until you have your identification in check

[shy panther]

what are you a cop

[timber elk]

Skaven

Check out my Orgyn drip in drip chat

[visual vortex]

im hunched over my screen like boog from open season to the tv waiting for the soydog

[sleek harness]

No I am the most famous person in this server

[shy panther]

i have never seen you before

[sleek harness]

That's the same one I have but I use a different helmet

[sleek harness]

Exactly

That means you are new here

[shy panther]

cant be that famous

[visual vortex]

im famous

[shy panther]

so am i

[sleek harness]

Who are you

[vestal elm]

the concept of an Ogryn Psyker.....frightens me

[languid hazel]

-# ||someone get me the hell out of this house…||

[visual vortex]

the man you see in ur sleep

[sleek harness]

What man

[visual vortex]

im like bts to u

[sleek harness]

I usually dream of

Good things

Which I will not speak about so it doesn't get depressing

[visual vortex]

so tragic 🥀 💔 😞

[shy panther]

one does exist in the lore, Cassia, a space wolves rune priest fuckin mentored her, it was kinda mad

theyre like, so stupidly rare that they didnt think it was possible before

[visual vortex]

if i had nitro i wouldve sent one of those stupid ass bart simpson sad images

[vestal elm]

WOah

[vestal elm]

mentored by a wolf rune priest no less
that's metal as hell

[shy panther]

she actually taught herself caligraphy and high gothic

im pretty sure she was like... a delta level psyker?

[twilit python]

when tf are they gonna refill the slop trough why hasn't commodore's switched over

[balmy pond]

love no power maps....and the pysker then waking the damonhost

[visual vortex]

let them die

[vestal elm]

i just looked up the Psyker levels
gah damn

[shy panther]

40k lore has some cool shit if you completely overlook GWs babies

[hazy kestrel]

Are you okay pal

[shy panther]

some of the coolest chapters in lore are barely talked about

[languid hazel]

-# ||gods i wish…||

[hazy kestrel]

Should have brought a thammer

[balmy pond]

it was more of they poked the daemonhost during a horde by accident

[visual vortex]

oh nvm

let them die die

👍

[vestal elm]

i love learning about obscure characters in wh40k

[hazy kestrel]

Well, if you need an armchair therapist, I am present.

[balmy pond]

ah alas i play as vet , all i got 4 kraks and a dream

[languid hazel]

-# ||its too late for therapy to help||

[hazy kestrel]

Never too late pal.

The pit you’re in may be dark, but you can always escape it.

[vestal elm]

may all your clutch nade throws always be doubled

[marsh iris]

clutch deez

[marsh iris]

😔

[visual vortex]

Best class

[languid hazel]

-# ||therapy wont solve my problems it will just make me ignore them despite the fact that they are directly affecting my life and will to live. Im tired. I’m tired of everything||

[hazy kestrel]

Therapy helps you process your trauma pal. You don’t ignore it. You accept it within you, process it, and move beyond it.

[languid hazel]

-# ||im stuck with the sources of my trauma||

[vestal elm]

+1

[languid hazel]

-# ||have you ever had a sibling hold a knife to your throat threatening to kill you||

[hazy kestrel]

Same, in a way. I’ve been in my own dark pit for 3 years from the shit I’ve seen. The memories will always be there, in the dark corner of my mind, but I still persist.

[hazy kestrel]

I have not

[delicate vapor]

cant watch my anime slop

oh i came at a wrong time oops

[languid hazel]

-# ||~~ have you ever been forced to sift througj trash because you dropped a metal spoon into the trash bin~~||

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve seen hundreds upon hundreds of case files showing man’s depth for evil thanks to a brief legal internship.

[hazy kestrel]

No

[simple cliff]

So I figured out why I do better on havoc then auric. People play VERY selfishly on auric.

[marsh iris]

yeah

i washed it though

[austere lance]

🤑

[hazy kestrel]

You have physical and mental scars, I have my own mental scars.

They don’t define us pal. You have to live in defiance of them.

[languid hazel]

-# ||im stuck with these fuckers until i die or they die and its probably going to be me at this rate. All of my concerns are brushed off and they do not listen to me ever||

[hazy kestrel]

Throwing your life away isn’t the answer

When things seem dark, you have to remember that one day, this too will pass.

[marsh iris]

oh you said forced

[languid hazel]

-# ||this is all to say nothing of the shithole country i live in that is actively trying to kill everyone like me||

[hazy kestrel]

Are you a fellow US pal?

[languid hazel]

-# ||it’s now a felony in Idaho to use the fucking bathroom…||

[vestal elm]

I may not know you but i rather you stay here with us

[hazy kestrel]

Stay strong pal.

[languid hazel]

-# ||im so fucking tired||

[fiery wave]

It can end a cycle, one thing pasts, another thing shows up. And they can all be issues.

[austere lance]

yeah tge US fucking sucks and it feels like our plain existence is being treated like a crime

[hazy kestrel]

You and me both pal.

The nightmares persist, but so do I.

You have to persist too.

Shit sucks with current admin, but we persist regardless

[fiery wave]

Eh? Is this the allowing men into women's bathroom thing? Did they seriously pass it?

[austere lance]

i WILL outlive Kanye, despite all ods

[hazy kestrel]

This isn’t even mentioning the Gestapo rounding up people here.

[visual vortex]

We gotta outlive kanye 🙏

[vestal elm]

Reading news in the US feels like looking at tragedies and frustrations

[visual vortex]

I hope not

[quaint moss]

drinking and listening to blackops music

[hazy kestrel]

This is why I stopped

[visual vortex]

🙏

[quaint moss]

whats good chat

[fiery wave]

They likely did though.

[hazy kestrel]

As a political science major, it hurts 10 times more

[quaint moss]

also finished my 10 hour shift

[vestal elm]

ooof

[hazy kestrel]

Just seeing the country slide into shit, and there’s nothing you can do.

[languid hazel]

-# ||in the state of Idaho is now a felony for trans people to use a public bathroom||

[sick spindle]

Hey guys how come Veteran is such a bad class and Arbites is such a good class thank you in advance

[quaint moss]

unfortunately dying

[hazy kestrel]

I just gave up.

[visual vortex]

Veteran is good

[vestal elm]

do not die, rest (please eat and drink wotah)

[visual vortex]

Just that you gotta get good

[quaint moss]

piss on them instead, you'll get less time anyway

[visual vortex]

Wait people use public restrooms?

[quaint moss]

instructions unclear, drank bleach

[visual vortex]

Id rather get my nails removed by pliers than use a publix restroom

[quaint moss]

when i travel

[vestal elm]

what the fuck, it's a bathroom
why the ban, it's stupid and tiring

[visual vortex]

Even then i use them like if i need to

[vestal elm]

damn, god-emperor bless

[fiery wave]

So to prevent the issue of (trans)men in women's bathroom, they just blanket no use instead?

[hazy kestrel]

Because we have a bunch of bastards in office, among other things.

[languid hazel]

-# ||if this is really the best humanity has to offer at this point then I’d rather not be a human any longer||

[hazy kestrel]

Stay strong pal.

[languid hazel]

-# ||yes. It’s a fucking felony||

[hazy kestrel]

Just 3 more years of this shit.

[visual vortex]

3 more?

Till what?

[fiery wave]

Just be cat, plot world domination but actually just laze about demanding premium treats.

[hazy kestrel]

Until the next round of “Elections”

[languid hazel]

-# ||I hope it ends by the time this month is out||

[hazy kestrel]

Assuming they don’t steal it again

Which they probably will

[vestal elm]

my support and empathy (the shit heads in my country in also following their foot steps)

[languid hazel]

-# ||they’ve already made it clear that they will||

[visual vortex]

Oh i thought there would be like a cool new invention

[hazy kestrel]

Oh I know

[visual vortex]

Like a new gun

[fiery wave]

When a karking prude Asian country gives less fucks as long as people don't do clearly stupid or illegal things.

[visual vortex]

I would not survive anywhere else that isnt Michigan

The chance to see this one 80 year old dude drifting down rhe sidewalk sotting in his office chair pulled by a giant muscular dog is something i will never experience anywhere else

I would die of boredom

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the fabled Michigan Man in his natural habitat.

[visual vortex]

I swear

I fucking love this place

My brain is so shriveled the only joy and dopamine rush i get is from seeing something stupid happen

[vestal elm]

If all the [name of State] Man would duke it out in a BR, who would win?

[languid hazel]

-# ||I just want to get out of here. I’ll live in a tent somewhere if I have to i just hate it here so much||

[visual vortex]

I sometimes clap my hands like a baby at some of this stuff

[quaint moss]

rdr2 reference fr

[visual vortex]

Rdr2 movie live

[fiery wave]

Florida man vs Michigan man when?

[visual vortex]

PLEASE

LET THAT BE A THING

[visual vortex]

KAIJU FIGHT

[hazy kestrel]

Florida will sink into the ocean before that time arrives.

[vestal elm]

Florida will be the new Atlantis

[visual vortex]

the michigan man coughs and infects the flordia man with a new strain of lethal syphilis

Also michigan is sinking too

[hazy kestrel]

Peak

[somber stream]

UnitedTide

[visual vortex]

This would be a good fight

[hazy kestrel]

Another win for landlocked states

[visual vortex]

Yeah but can landlocked states have a island with ten fudge stores on the same street?

[hazy kestrel]

The downside is that I’m surrounded by a bunch of red states full of bigoted trash.

[visual vortex]

Im not making that up btw

[hazy kestrel]

Alas, to live in one of the few remaining blue bastion states.

[sleek harness]

Personamen

[hazy kestrel]

Where things are somewhat normal

Rat

[sleek harness]

Fuck you

[hazy kestrel]

Thanks

[somber stream]

UnitedTide of Discordia

[sleek harness]

April Fool's you silly silly

[jaunty path]

personman what do I call you beyond personman

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

[jaunty path]

Thell?

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing

[sleek harness]

Personamen

He lets me use this nickname

[jaunty path]

call you nothing?

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

If you prefer

[jaunty path]

k

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t care

[somber stream]

Are we doom posting again chat

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe

Maybe not

[visual vortex]

Idk

[fiery wave]

Seems like the Tsundere is in TsunTsun mode.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m just here now

[sleek harness]

No

[visual vortex]

Im nust trying to share the joy of seeing stupid shit in michigan

[hazy kestrel]

Make me laugh please

[jade stump]

doom posting but no reed ricards hate? pick up the slack soldiers

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me a funny joke

[fiery wave]

Aren't we always?

[visual vortex]

No

[somber stream]

no lol

[vestal elm]

nah we stay posted

[sleek harness]

I have terminal lung cancer

[hazy kestrel]

Oh good, another military recruitment ad during my music vibing session

Fuck off military

[vestal elm]

stop inhaling warp stone dust then

[visual vortex]

PLEASE TAKE ME MILITARY 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Not gonna sell my soul to die for politicians and be yelled at by men with no foreheads

[sleek harness]

You got military propaganda?

[fiery wave]

Maybe smut posting? Also, wonder if the cropped ver would be postable lul.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

The hell you watching to get that

[south valve]

I get loads of gambling ads

[hazy kestrel]

Nothing, listening to Pandora

[vestal elm]

you guys getting ads?

[visual vortex]

Also i think a giant frog bug beetle thing slapped my monitor

[hazy kestrel]

Autogenerated bs

[sleek harness]

The ads is based on what you do on the internet

[visual vortex]

No

When i get an ad

I go to the three dots

[somber stream]

No it's dogshite as is, wait till i further refine the thing

[hazy kestrel]

I have ad personalization off

You goose

[visual vortex]

And click block ad

And it skips it

[fiery wave]

On phone games, is normal.

[visual vortex]

Even if it was unskippable

[sleek harness]

Why

[vestal elm]

i suspect, green flower beetle

[hazy kestrel]

Why not?

[sleek harness]

That's would probably solve the military ad problem

[visual vortex]

Depends

[vestal elm]

ah, understandable

[fiery wave]

So, see you in a year's time? Lul.

[somber stream]

Soon™

No really, im reallocating more time for the thing, been super busy lately lol

[quasi jungle]

does anyone have their cpu usage up to 90-100% when in missions? I keep getting fps drops
my cpu is 10900k i9

[sleek harness]

Licht I just realized

[visual vortex]

I watch videos of execution methods by various countries on ballistic dummies and stupid videos of chinese politicians with 10 different filters on it

[hazy kestrel]

I’m gonna go beat up daemonhosts for a bit

[sleek harness]

Your pfp isn't animated anymore

[south valve]

What happened to the new pfp, Licht?

[sleek harness]

Did you ran out of budgets?

[somber stream]

What new pfp lol

[south valve]

It was such an upgrade

[visual vortex]

When i need to show someone a video i dont really want them to what kind of ads id get

[visual vortex]

The shittily drawn one

[vestal elm]

i'm getting VRAM busted alongside CPU maxed out as well

[fiery wave]

Maybe you should just do the super busy thing first?

[visual vortex]

No

[somber stream]

1st April was yesterday

[visual vortex]

No

[sleek harness]

It's still today

[south valve]

Oh

[visual vortex]

Always procrastinate

Till the last picosecond

[hazy kestrel]

Smh, look at this guy, living in the future

[fiery wave]

Is Darktide. That's normal.

[south valve]

Past boy

[visual vortex]

Then get angry at others for rushing you

[sleek harness]

Imagine being Australian

Couldn't be me

[languid hazel]

-# good uld timezone humor

[hazy kestrel]

I need a drink. But I don’t drink.

[somber stream]

Want the HD version?

[fiery wave]

Not for them 'muricans though.

[visual vortex]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Oh shit, I still have my sodas in the fridge

[sleek harness]

Drink root beer

[somber shoal]

I was really hoping they would announce the new Space Skaven class today. 😭

[somber stream]

Oh 😔

[languid hazel]

-# btw Personman, Karien, and trùm. Thanks for giving a shit ❤️

[sleek harness]

Ew no

[hazy kestrel]

I try

🫂

[visual vortex]

They'll probably do it during skulls 2026

[quasi jungle]

are there anyway I can optimize this game better other than the in game settings though? Id prefer not to tire my cpu out by it running on high usage for hours

[jaunty path]

[visual vortex]

Nah

[sleek harness]

Also I will do something fool's day tomorrow

Because I was lazy today

[visual vortex]

PUSH THAT FUCKER 🗣️

[sleek harness]

Guess what I will do

Ollphedish

[fiery wave]

I still find it stupid. It's a bathroom, nobody wants to spend more time than they need in there.

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t give up, skeleton!

[south valve]

Missed opportunity to call yourself April Foolish

[visual vortex]

What

Yeah

[languid hazel]

-# thank you as well Missus. I hope things are going better for you

[visual vortex]

What

Yeah

[vestal elm]

i too, try

[sleek harness]

That's lame

[fiery wave]

Nope. Only way is to find a better optimised game.

[sleek harness]

And unoriginal

[marsh iris]

discord group hug

[jaunty path]

livin

[quasi jungle]

fair nuff.

[visual vortex]

Nono

[fiery wave]

Hell, bet one of the reason the game is dead here is like Battleborn.

[sleek harness]

The smell would totally kill everyone

[visual vortex]

Grab your cpu

Tape another to it

Slap it in

[simple cliff]

https://giphy.com/gifs/at-embrace-contact-taMvOMNh6tNUkn9MYf

[somber stream]

"Whoever that is, stop poking me with your sword"

[visual vortex]

Crank it to max

[fiery wave]

Game needs a monster to play above 60 FPS.

[hazy kestrel]

Oh my bad

[visual vortex]

Let it run for 7 hours

[vestal elm]

like i said, i may not know you but i still wish the best for you (empathy is what what makes us human)

[visual vortex]

It does?

[languid hazel]

-# i think im starting to feel a bit better now. Thank you

[simple cliff]

No.

[marsh iris]

imagine the smell

[sleek harness]

I miss when you were Ollpheist

[visual vortex]

The touch would make me evaporate

[sleek harness]

Actual Ollpheist

[vestal elm]

i am glad

[visual vortex]

Me too

[sleek harness]

The one who didn't try to be funny

[hazy kestrel]

There’s always light at the end of the tunnel pal.

[visual vortex]

Old ollpheist was funnier

[sleek harness]

I miss him

[visual vortex]

Me too

[fiery wave]

Could mod to remove all the vfx and particles, but is it worth it is up to you.

[simple cliff]

I dunno, asking them to optmise the game when they can't even get basic multiplayer features seems like a stretch.

[sleek harness]

I think this could also be used for the bad alternative

[hazy kestrel]

We can’t choose our circumstances, but we can choose how we live in response to them.

[hazy kestrel]

Shush

Don’t ruin my attempts to be helpful

[visual vortex]

🤫

[hazy kestrel]

:[

[sleek harness]

You mean compliment?

[simple cliff]

"Can I form a party and let people know I am looking for members?"
Fatshark: ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT! YOU BETTER ALREADY HAVE INVITED SOMEONE MANUALLY BEFORE EVEN THINKING OF USING GROUP FINDER! Dumbass...

[fiery wave]

Battleborn? Yes. It needed a monster PC for it's time to play. Game was dead on arrival for poorer countries. I had a better than avg PC for that time and ran it at 28 avg fps. Sub 5 outside, 40~ indoors.

[visual vortex]

Wtf is a battleborn

I have never heard of that

[somber stream]

Greyname or Battleborn

[vestal elm]

peak potential

[gloomy tartan]

It’s my group finder I’ll cry if i Want too

[vestal elm]

i miss it

[hazy kestrel]

Battleborn

[visual vortex]

Dustborne

[gloomy tartan]

Get it like that one bitches song?

[somber stream]

Stormcloaks are muppets lol

[visual vortex]

The big ogre character with fifty nose rings was peak character design

[hazy kestrel]

(I only say that to befriend them so I can loot their house for the evidence of Thorald being nabbed by the Thalmor.) Gotta help the old lady.

[sleek harness]

Okay I decided to do the something fool's earlier

[jaunty path]

changing my name to Missus "The Warhammer" Johnson

[gloomy tartan]

Storm cloaks love not fucking storm cloaks

[simple cliff]

I am curious what fatshark thinks will happen if people can form strike teams on their own and put it in the party finder. Do they think the game will explode? If they want to limit missions to duo for server reasons, fine. But why can't I even put out a LFG without a 2nd person?

[sleek harness]

Missus War/Hammer

[delicate vapor]

[fiery wave]

An old game. I had to play it at low fps and 300+ ping as usual.

[nocturne bloom]

I left work and ate at a Mexican place on the clock, this place absolutely pissed me off

[gloomy tartan]

Oh my god Warhammer proposed?

[somber stream]

Rat turned into a mole lmao

Very nice drawing btw

[fiery wave]

Also funny thing is solo clutching as the resident stealth pudge char.

[hazy kestrel]

You’re gonna make me choke on my soda

[gloomy tartan]

From Kim possible ?

Rufus the naked mole rat?

[sleek harness]

Listen, I needed to give a try at doing April Fool's for once

[sleek harness]

Thank you very much

[simple cliff]

Beans

[sleek harness]

I did it by scribbling

[gloomy tartan]

I like the teeth and skull shape of the rat

I could see a exterminator doodling that in their little journal

[sleek harness]

Skaven

Dumbass

[simple cliff]

Do you think followers of nurgle need to eat or after a while do they just digest their own rotting matter and shit?

[delicate vapor]

could go for some egg whites...

[gloomy tartan]

Are they not genetically related ?

[hazy kestrel]

Hmmmm

[fiery wave]

Trying to flee from being Fwuffything?

[gloomy tartan]

Like aren’t Skaven to rats what humans are to monkeys ?

[hazy kestrel]

Well the VI still do have rations

From that one event

[gloomy tartan]

I thought it was like that

[sleek harness]

Funnily enough that was style I was going for

[hazy kestrel]

So they can still eat

[sleek harness]

Someone doodling a skaven on their old ass paper

[gloomy tartan]

I love journals that take a left turn

[turbid jungle]

Dude what is UP with these console players holy hell

[hazy kestrel]

Carry harder

[simple cliff]

Yeah but the sixth are still mostly human. I am talking full on fucking bloated and rot-filled motherfucker.

[sleek harness]

I am free from being called that

[visual vortex]

What was the plot

[turbid jungle]

Spectating a mf and he's got the mf "FULL BORE AND INTO THE ABYSS" sensitivity

[delicate vapor]

and some nacho cheese

[turbid jungle]

Bro turning his character like its a galleon in sea of thieves

[visual vortex]

They take 50 lbs of unidentified drugs before playing tje game

[simple cliff]

Are you on Auric?

[twin flower]

Bald

[sleek harness]

Bodyless

Helmet guy

[visual vortex]

Pookiebear

[twin flower]

Hairless

[simple cliff]

Auric is a very strange place because you found players that are indivdually very skilled but have the team skills of Gollum being asked to share the one ring.

[sleek harness]

Heartless

Literally

[fiery wave]

Fine, nakedmolething.

[twin flower]

What happened to your red eyes

[delicate vapor]

[sleek harness]

That's far worse

I regret going bald

[visual vortex]

I am the best darktide player

[simple cliff]

No, I am the greatest.

[visual vortex]

No

[simple cliff]

Yes

[turbid jungle]

Bro is turning like he's got his joystick hooked up to a fucking grain mill

[gloomy tartan]

Like “ the rats took William yesterday. He was taken during nightfall while we slept and was eaten alive through the night. So we burned the forest down and killed all the villagers to contain the bio curse. We truly are Brave .

• Yours truly
  Gilbert Richardson the 7th

[visual vortex]

You dont pound your desk and yell at your teammates because they looked 5 degrees to the left instead of ten

[hazy kestrel]

Honk shooo

[visual vortex]

I am peak darktidian

[hazy kestrel]

I think

[visual vortex]

Ur just a number and that's number 2

[hazy kestrel]

That it is in fact

[visual vortex]

As in shit

[hazy kestrel]

Time for me to sleep

[sleek harness]

This is bullshit

Bobby just wanted a light snack

[simple cliff]

One issue is, the stupid 'Auric survivor' penance that a lot of people want. A lot of players, the MOMENT they think a situation might go south, they bail. Whatever flank they were covering is now pounding your ass.

[gloomy tartan]

King of the hill but it’s Skaven instead of humans ?

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[sleek harness]

Anyways do any of you have my old pfp saved?

[gloomy tartan]

imagine Bobby hill as a Skaven

[sleek harness]

I may or may have never had it saved

[gloomy tartan]

And Hank

[simple cliff]

Also they tend to try and speedrun it because faster means less chance of death to them. So they run into patrol #3 while we're still fighting patrol 1 and 2.

[twin flower]

he sells warpstone and warpstone accessories

[gloomy tartan]

Hank hill the Skaven sells warp stone and warp stone accessories I tell you HWAAAT

Mac we synergize

Real shit gang

[sleek harness]

Anyone?

Please

I want to go back

[hazy kestrel]

I’ll tell you hwat rat-rat, those darn-damn no-furs are up to something-scheming. Yes-yes.

[delicate vapor]

[twin flower]

Twinmaxxing

[gloomy tartan]

Mac we would totally pilot a jaegar in pacific rim togetehr

[simple cliff]

"Lemme just snipe these gunners and reapers so we dont' get sandwiched and... where the fuck did my teammates go!?"-My most recent auric experience. Then they reached the train and started getting downed like crazy because you can't rush that part and teamwork is important during big waves from multiple directions.

[somber stream]

It's saved in your discord

[gloomy tartan]

How would Bobby rat talk?

[somber stream]

Just need to change and select

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t know.

[simple cliff]

Lotta rat-bastards in this chat right now.

[sleek harness]

Wdym

[hazy kestrel]

I only remember Hank

[somber stream]

The pp

[fiery wave]

Discord saves the last 3 you uploaded.

[gloomy tartan]

Bobby was the one who kissed a hair dresser college manequin head

[delicate vapor]

the pfp image is saved there and done

[sleek harness]

Where

[gloomy tartan]

And who cooked good

[simple cliff]

Cause that boy an't right.

[gloomy tartan]

And kicked his parents in the crotch

[simple cliff]

They deserved it.

[gloomy tartan]

He became a chef

[visual vortex]

So you're saying they're sweet and social creatures?

[fiery wave]

Check edit profile.

[gloomy tartan]

Wait harlz

Is that the fuckint skate boarding reaper from that one gsme

[hazy kestrel]

One more match of Darktide before bed.

[simple cliff]

Depends on what kinda rat. Fancy rat? Yeah. Sewer rat... nah. Loot rat? FUCK NO!

[gloomy tartan]

The guy who is all what’s up my fellow teens vibes

[sleek harness]

Okay

And

[twin flower]

Just try and change your pfp again, it should show up there

[somber stream]

Cook the rat

[twin flower]

all your previous pfps that is

Rat bbq

[fiery wave]

Edit profile, change avatar. Most recent 6 there.

[gloomy tartan]

Entering a ticket like “ why I can edit profile but not edit wife ?”

[vestal elm]

anyone here fw tokusatsu?

[simple cliff]

I asked my rat to cook for me and it gave me the double dragon.

[fiery wave]

Unless he is on mobile.

[gloomy tartan]

Double dragon is a fucking cool game

[fiery wave]

Then he screwed.

[delicate vapor]

true

[somber stream]

Really? Wait lemme check

[gloomy tartan]

I know the term but i fucking forget wtf it is

[delicate vapor]

yeah on mobile it doesnt show

[gloomy tartan]

I’m more of a Godzilla nerd

[twin flower]

sounds like food

[fiery wave]

I checked. PC only feature.

[gloomy tartan]

I could tell you so much about Godzilla

[simple cliff]

Japanese style fried meat I Think. With breading.

[jaunty path]

You should have it saved somewhere skaven

[sleek harness]

I don't think that's how it works on mobile dudde

[gloomy tartan]

Thanks gang

[delicate vapor]

so dude is on mobile

[somber stream]

Oh shirmply login to a puter

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[delicate vapor]

get on that pc boa

[sleek harness]

Dude

[simple cliff]

Hey can someone Bionicle lore to me? A girl I am into really likes it and I need to impress her before I invite her to the basement for tendies.

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a Godzilla nerd

[sleek harness]

Did you saw how much a PC is worth?

I ain't paying allat

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

hoouuugghhhh

[gloomy tartan]

Wanna know Godzilla lore ?

[twin flower]

Bionicle?

[gloomy tartan]

He’s the best father ever

[somber stream]

PC room lol

[dire kayak]

i have awoken

[somber stream]

Surely they have those in Brazil

[twin flower]

Goob has awoken

[vestal elm]

this in it of it self is very broad

[sleek harness]

Goober

[hazy kestrel]

Bonkle

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla adopted all his kids and his a single dad

[nocturne bloom]

Ah yes, consoles rising to $900, the same price as a budget PC build

[sleek harness]

Give me a pfp so I can use as replacement

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#GodzillaIsTheBestDad

[simple cliff]

Godzilla was a terrible dad and that is unforgivable.

[gloomy tartan]

#adopt

[vestal elm]

basically live action show with pratical effects and suits

[gloomy tartan]

#SingleDad

[simple cliff]

I can forgive mass murder and destruction but not poor parenting.

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He adopted wtf did you do

[vestal elm]

that also includes godzilla

[gloomy tartan]

Did you adopt a orphan

[vestal elm]

Showa era i think

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a single dad

[simple cliff]

Yes.

You can't prove I am not.

[twin flower]

no he just grabbed a kid on the way home from school one day

[simple cliff]

I can make whatever claims I want!

[gloomy tartan]

Godzilla is trying to raise them kids with out a mothers touch

[twin flower]

and 'adopted' them

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He found eggs that were abandoned

[somber stream]

Rip Foolish Skaven ??? - 2026, he really was a fool

[gloomy tartan]

They hatched and he adopted the baby’s as his own

[nocturne bloom]

Do you think Skaven have their own version of a Rat King

[simple cliff]

Fellas, is it normal for my adopted child to have scales?

[gloomy tartan]

One time it wasn’t even the same type of Godzilla

[sleek harness]

I am happy that not a single one of you know my actual date of birth

[gloomy tartan]

It was a cousin species to Godzilla