general-chat

[fallen tree]

it really is. its perfect

[delicate vapor]

[hidden whale]

ive got to have somewhere between 5k-10k hrs

literally played WoW since I was 4

[green vector]

i like watching it more than playing it cause im dumb

[fallen tree]

i played vanilla when i was 12, year 8, and i played it for too long

[teal token]

Going back to home state so just eating good but cannot play games because shitty internet

[hidden whale]

unc

[delicate vapor]

o deer

[fallen tree]

and proud

[sleek harness]

Freaks

[thick coyote]

I should muster the strength and actually "beat" Astroneer one day

[fallen tree]

this is valid, i learn a lot from watching

[teal token]

Hello comrade Foolish Skaven

[sleek harness]

Jerry

Kill someone

[teal token]

In game?

[sleek harness]

No

[thin wagon]

Woah woah woah

[sleek harness]

Kill AK

[fallen tree]

lmaooo

[sleek harness]

Do it

Come on

[fallen tree]

because i call you out?

damn

petty

[teal token]

With love?

[sleek harness]

When

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

I don't remember

[thin wagon]

Right now for instance

[sleek harness]

You are in love with ak?

Weird but sure

Do yandere style

[uneven ivy]

Just doing campaign so I can get the campaign out of the way for all my characters on strike team 7

[teal token]

No? He already have a lover?

[fallen tree]

i can have multiple jerry

brotherly love with you

[sleek harness]

Trans and open for multiple relationships

Quite rare

[tired inlet]

himbo polycule

[fallen tree]

attention seeking by saying you wanna kms

not so rare

[hidden whale]

transatlantic kitchen table polycule

[teal token]

Hello comrade Raziel

[sleek harness]

No

[delicate vapor]

Super idle

[sleek harness]

I said to Jerry to kill you

I am not doing it myself

I am lazy

[fallen tree]

2 days ago

[thin wagon]

you wanna kill my self?

[fallen tree]

but thats ok

soydog

[sleek harness]

Oh wait

[teal token]

Lol

[thin wagon]

Isnt that just murder?

[sleek harness]

You saying when I said I wanted to kill myself?

[tired inlet]

I'M GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS
<doom music begins playing>

[thin wagon]

NOoo

[teal token]

Max0r moment

[sleek harness]

Ak should know how to word things better

[thin wagon]

Time to watch an incorrect summary of Metal Gear Revengeance

[fallen tree]

lol

[sleek harness]

Also it's better to not talk about that

That was... Somewhat genuine

Not really

But really

[delicate vapor]

Shall pass out now and see what dream I’ll get..

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyzYUbMaQ3A

[fallen tree]

[thin wagon]

Sorry senator I'm gonna need you to back that up with a source!

[sleek harness]

Keep thinking about Catachans before going to sleep

Then see what you dream about

[thick coyote]

You cannot kill other people and claim it was an April's fool joke

[delicate vapor]

[thick coyote]

That's genius but you still can't

[ancient violet]

Why not?

Society

[sleek harness]

Oops, I let the mustard gas tank leak!

[hidden whale]

your honor

I plead it was just a prank

a goof

a gaff

[teal token]

Kandrek?

[hidden whale]

a shenanigan if you will

[teal token]

Mustard?

[sleek harness]

What

No

[thick coyote]

Your Honor
Sybau
You weren't even there

[teal token]

Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[sleek harness]

This is a old meme already

[teal token]

[ancient violet]

Today is April fools

But what if we were the fools all along

Hashtag deep

[teal token]

Well somebody is gonna do it?

[sleek harness]

Man imagine if I was a fool

[teal token]

[sleek harness]

It shouldn't have been you

[thick coyote]

We do engage in a miniscule amount of foolery

[sleek harness]

You had better plans for futures

[teal token]

[tired inlet]

🎶 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE 🎶

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/VE4PWtlp-Vk?si=-wjl0RpPxAmqHPaF

[brazen pelican]

My source is that I made it the fuck up.

[ancient violet]

I love old school blizzard players defending genocide in the morning ☕

[thin wagon]

Such a fire soundtrack for such a ridiculous game

[thin wagon]

Also I can avidly hear this line of dialogue and it keeps me going.

[green vector]

lasgun feels so fucking good now wtf

[hidden whale]

what

did blizzard start a genocide

[ancient violet]

Click on the link above

[hidden whale]

hell naaaaaaaaaah

[green vector]

based

[ancient violet]

"Arthus did nothing wrong"

[tired inlet]

APRIL FO--

[ancient violet]

How relaxing to watch with a cup of JOE

[low blade]

What race was it

[brazen pelican]

:>

[low blade]

That he did it to

[thick coyote]

Yeah
The reduced recoil made it very
Tight tight tight

Woooo

[graceful hamlet]

Why settle for one shot when you could settle for 300 shots. This message is brought to you by the recon lasgun gang 💪

[green vector]

FUCK recon

[graceful hamlet]

[low blade]

"Why kill something in one shot?"

Click the head, crutch boy

[thick coyote]

If only recon wasn't boring

[graceful hamlet]

I get plenty of headshots with the recon

Accuracy by volume goes brrrrrt

[green vector]

helbore and inf clears recon

[hidden whale]

whos joe?

[ancient violet]

The person I am drinking

[hidden whale]

joe mama

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[graceful hamlet]

Darktide players when you have to hold the trigger instead of slowly tapping the trigger: 😴

[ancient violet]

Joe Deez

[thin wagon]

Recon is fun with the right build. Playing with the Plas gun is fun as well.

[fair bridge]

bazzite kinda fucking rocks so far

[ancient violet]

Video isn't even 2 minutes in and they already complained about "new wow"

[fair bridge]

i'm super impressed

[ancient violet]

☕

[silver rapids]

has anyone ever suggest FS add a mission where the convicts defend an invasion on the ship

[thin wagon]

I'm certain, but feel free

[ancient violet]

They also quote GRR Martin

Dam I should make a bingo out of this

[fallen tree]

idk about suggesting, but ive been hoping. anything ship related as a mission would be so neat

[thick coyote]

Holding the trigger
Holding the trigger for 2 hours and the target still alive 🛌

[green vector]

true

[graceful hamlet]

Just don’t shoot the crusher

[thick coyote]

It's darktide
No one shoots crushers

....

.....

.....

[green vector]

poxwalker taking 80 rounds to kill be like

[thick coyote]

Some people might shoot crushers

But still

....

[fallen tree]

helbore users

[graceful hamlet]

[thick coyote]

I like recon noises

[graceful hamlet]

Recon noise is pretty satisfying

[thick coyote]

But that's it

Otherwise pretty 🛌

[graceful hamlet]

What are you shooting that takes forever? Bosses?

[thick coyote]

Anything
It's a recon

💀

[rare pulsar]

The only good recon las is the slow one

[thick coyote]

It goes

Chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

click clack click

Choooooooooooooooooooooooooo

With reload cancel it goes

Cli cla cli

Choooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[thin wagon]

I feel like the people who dislike recon also tend to be the people that run TH on Zealot

[thick coyote]

Actually I don't think there's even a clack with reload cancel

[fallen tree]

enemy is dead before the thammer is primed and used

[twin flower]

I just wish Recon las was a different gun altogether, like the Hotshot

[rare pulsar]

Krak grenades before the update:

[thin wagon]

Imo zealot with thammer is so boring. Just "I don't wanna boss fight now" button is absurd.

[rare pulsar]

Thammet should just have good hordeclear

[fallen tree]

i get it. using it is satisfying but a one button delete is kinda crazy. thank god im not on the balance team

[rare pulsar]

Ffs

[thin wagon]

Preach. Balancing is a nightmare

[fallen tree]

a thammer mark that you can prime mid swing, but does better horde clear, could be cool. but thats kinda just crusher isnt it

[rare pulsar]

Just make it like relic

Its just much more enjoyable imo

[fallen tree]

that could be cool actually

and i agree, ill take relic

[rare pulsar]

P-sword has the same issue but stleast its good

Its just so anmoying to use

[green vector]

i used that shit once and never again

shovel gang

[rare pulsar]

Thats why i like falchion

Its just more enjoyable to use

[thick coyote]

True

[green vector]

falchion is toggle?

[thick coyote]

Imagine swinging a big ass hammer

[fallen tree]

i was using it on uh, the ogryn event before expeditions, it is fun but i wouldnt want to use it very much , if at all now

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[thick coyote]

And not killing basic trash

[rare pulsar]

Like relic

[green vector]

oh based

ill use falchion then

[thick coyote]

That's
Ironhelm

[graceful hamlet]

How’s shock maul anyways?

[fallen tree]

falchion enjoyers? they exist?

[thick coyote]

You're describing ironhelm

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[hidden whale]

yes

I love power falchion

with bistol

[fallen tree]

i wouldnt know i only used it for the event

[rare pulsar]

Falch is atleast mid

[hidden whale]

on my veteran

[rare pulsar]

Its not horrible

[thick coyote]

Mid as always
Bring a boss killing tool to complement it

[graceful hamlet]

Rip

[thick coyote]

Like

It's actually good

But not good enough

[graceful hamlet]

Im just leveling melee weapons on my vet since I never actually use them

[thick coyote]

Kill elites, kill specialist

Just doesn't kill boss (on an acceptable time)

Can handle hordes

And despite all of that

It's mid

[rare pulsar]

If falch staggered ragers better it would be really good imo but only in power mode

[thick coyote]

Crazy ass weapon

[fallen tree]

is dclaw okay on vet? i know its good on scum but im back on my vet arc

[thick coyote]

It's honestly my personal underdog

It's dclaw so it's eh

[fallen tree]

fair, that was my feeling tonight

[thick coyote]

It's usable

[south valve]

Dclaw is so painfully below average

[fallen tree]

is the dclaw parry the same value as ds parry?

[thick coyote]

No

Dclaw parry is defensively better

Has lingering block

Is spammable

[hidden whale]

dclaw

more like

[fallen tree]

interesting, thank you

[hidden whale]

dznutz

[fallen tree]

so stupid, endearing

lmao

i guess ill go back to taxe, or learning shovel better

[thick coyote]

Fatshark buffed dclaw parry a bajjillion times

When it could have buffed overall flak once and made it a good

[fallen tree]

such a shame, i like the concept

and tbh the wep looks sick

[thick coyote]

It has respectable unarmored/infested damage (no one cares about it)
It has good cleave
It's defensively good (there are better)

Just buff the flak damage and it becomes a top tier weapon

[fallen tree]

ill pray to the Big E, maybe buffs soon :copium:

[south valve]

I think considering it's just a normal sword with nothing too special about it, it should just be a good all-round, reliable weapon

that doesn't really excel at anything

[tired inlet]

I don't think any individual weapon should be a one-size-fits-all problem-solver; weapons should have something they're weak against.

[fallen tree]

its probably weak because the 1% can parry everything and be fine. but that seems like helldivers 2 balancing

[fallen tree]

1000%

[tired inlet]

so you complement the Deathclaw with a ranged weapon that does take care of armor; it teaches you to think about your loadout for 5 seconds.

[thick coyote]

Flak armor

The most basic armor

[south valve]

I mean, there's always carapace

[thick coyote]

That's pretty much everywhere

[south valve]

but yeah, I do agree

[thick coyote]

Being weak against cara sure no problem

Being weak against flak, horrible sin

[tired inlet]

it makes sense for the weapon

[thick coyote]

You want sense in this

[tired inlet]

it is sensible

[thick coyote]

Listen I get it
Slashing metal isn't effective

But then you have

[tired inlet]

So you complement it with a ranged weapon, like shotgun, lasguns, plasma -- magdumping an autogun into the chest; or your blitz

[thick coyote]

Heavy Sword

[tired inlet]

no problemo

[thick coyote]

That can slash flak

With no problem

[tired inlet]

it's heavy

and it does bounce, or at least used to bounce

[thick coyote]

Son

I don't think you understand

I'm not talking about carapace

I'm talking about flak

[green vector]

tell em son

[fallen tree]

[thick coyote]

Basic bitch ass armor

That being said

[tired inlet]

but still armor

[shell night]

Lights Out modifier totally sucks. Not fun at all to be unable to see anything.

[tired inlet]

bring a torch

[thick coyote]

It won't bounce against flak

[hidden whale]

why need see?

swing left

swing right

[thick coyote]

Every melee will bounce against carapace because that's just Carapace abort cleave mechanics

[graceful hamlet]

Recon lasgun stays winning

[shell night]

Oh right yeah, because every gun has a torch on it (they don't)

[hidden whale]

[green vector]

same

[thick coyote]

There are exceptions of course

[green vector]

shit sucks ass

[thick coyote]

But still

[shell night]

And melee can use a torch right?! (They can't)

[fallen tree]

more guns need lights, or all classes in that modifier have light by default because of the mission, which restricts vision obviously, but makes it more enjoyable

[thick coyote]

It's more eye straining

[graceful hamlet]

The humble flame Psyker lighting the way for his team with a flashbang

[thick coyote]

If it had more map lights (candles for example)

It could be good

[shell night]

Every gun needs lights and the default flashlight should be brighter.

[south valve]

could be cool if power swords and stuff lit up

[tired inlet]

bring a gun with a torch, silly. Infantry lasguns, infantry autoguns, shredder autopistols available -- even Ogryn now has a single stubber with a light on it. I've seen psykers just purgatus staff the way forward

[thick coyote]

If you have Taunt/VoC you can hold it and it'll become a small radius radar

It's pretty funny

[hidden whale]

sonar veteran

[fallen tree]

i get where you're coming from, but twin linked doesnt need/suit a light, or thumper etc it should be a shitty/decent flashlight attached to armour, not linked to weapons

[hidden whale]

batpilled screamcell

[thick coyote]

Should work with every 360° ability iirc

[hidden whale]

AWOOOOOOO

[green vector]

having a torch on armor would make that dogshit modifier bareable

untill then im leaving every single one #

[hidden whale]

how do elite strike teams in the year 40000 not have night vision goggles

[graceful hamlet]

Fatshark should sell a cosmetic helmet with a flashlight that works (it also triggers demonhosts)

[tired inlet]

boy that'd would suck.

fukken green

[graceful hamlet]

elite strike team
it’s just penal troops

[fallen tree]

$20 per class, heck they'll even include scum and arby into the fold. $120 per person if you buy for all classes

genius

[hidden whale]

both are true

[tired inlet]

only let Arbites have night vision; done.

but it's on their mastiff

and they have to go into 'dog vision' mode

[hidden whale]

cover the dog in christmas lights

[fallen tree]

do dogs even have good night vision? i get its 40k but still

maybe they should release big cat skins for dogs, then the night vision bonus applies

[tired inlet]

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/lifestyle/can-dogs-see-in-the-dark/

[fallen tree]

thanks for the light reading , i didnt want to learn anything today but i guess i will

[tawdry edge]

Everything can have night vision if the plot requires it

[thick coyote]

Infiltrate does not make lights better btw

Despite your character

[clever horizon]

lights out snipers everywhere is one of my favorites

[thick coyote]

Literally using a nvg

[brazen pelican]

Cat skin for Arbites dog would be an instant purchase for me. :>

[hidden whale]

hmmm

[fallen tree]

exactly the same for me. i love dogs dont get me wrong, but i love cats wayyyy more

[tawdry edge]

turn corner
suddenly see 50 red lasers turning towards you

[brazen pelican]

So true. Cats are just the fucking best. :>

[dire kayak]

i painted ahriman

[green vector]

nah dogs are better

[graceful hamlet]

My favorite bit playing as a Gunlugger is having to deal with all the snipers the veterans don’t shoot.

[dire kayak]

i can't tell if this is painted well but im pretty satisfied with how he turned out

[clever horizon]

watching six lasers line up on the zealot and can feel the panic in their movements lol

[brazen pelican]

Good goober!
Mandated Edict: Send pictures, please. :>

[tired inlet]

Man-at-Arms with Battle-Cat in Eternia

[fallen tree]

you do you, and im happy you love animals at the very least. i just grew up with cats as my elder siblings as a baby so im biased

[brazen pelican]

I do not know what Eternia is. :>

[dire kayak]

okayyy one sec
it is missing a paint but this paint is only for like 2 things on the mini so it won't change how it looks majorly

[tired inlet]

Masters of the Universe / He-Man

[green vector]

i got 2 cats and 1 dog

[fallen tree]

i got 5 cats 🥴 not crazy btw

[brazen pelican]

Ah! Now that I do know of. :>

[clever horizon]

arbites skins when

[hidden whale]

no pets... but I love pets ;.;

[hidden whale]

cant afford pet...

[brazen pelican]

I think the threshold is eight cats. But I also did just make that up. :>

[tired inlet]

Master-at-arms: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi96I-hfR4msko9Lwqa-0dWv6zJLXs8PIAuw&s
Battle Cat: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/monster/images/0/06/He-man_battlecat.png/revision/latest?cb=20201110142102

[fallen tree]

so 8 cats is the threshold... but also maybe 10? 12?

ngl i cant do more than 5, its enough as it is

[dire kayak]

:3

[brazen pelican]

Your terms are acceptable. 12 does sound like a reasonable amount. :>

[fallen tree]

im glad we see eye to eye

[south valve]

At a certain point, you should found like a sanctuary for cats with no owners

[brazen pelican]

April Fools skin for Arbites with that would be the funniest thing ever.

[tired inlet]

the thing is that people will find strays in your neighborhood and can't take care of them so you say you will try to get it adopted or take care of it and get its shots so it lives and then no one takes it and the humane society/adoption places are so full they will just put the animal down so it just stays with you and grows up.

[fallen tree]

that would be incredible, if we didnt have to think about costs. all my cats are rescues, and any pet in the future i get will always be a rescue

[tired inlet]

Tashirojima and Aoshima

[hidden whale]

the cat distribution system has not sent me one

and ive lived alone for a few years at this point

[south valve]

I don't speak French, sorry

[tired inlet]

https://www.japan.travel/en/spot/1765/

[fallen tree]

yeah its awful i was gonna volunteer at a shelter but a) id try to adopt them all, and b) knowing i cant, i cant deal with the heartache of an animal being put down due to space issues.

[south valve]

Mystical cat island 👀

[green vector]

[storm ember]

auric clearance
mortis training
havoc operatives

im pretty sure we arent just penal troops anymore

[fallen tree]

thats why they dont call us rejects in update posts anymore

[storm ember]

darktide rejects operatives are deadass some of the most terrifying creatures in the 40k universe

[tired inlet]

whatever you say, No-Hoper

[fallen tree]

reject for life 😔

[brazen pelican]

Been volunteering at a shelter. We dont put down any healthy cats. Ever.

[storm ember]

yeah I've noticed they really only call us Strike Team anymore

[south valve]

Why would you?

[tired inlet]

"They might be No-Hopers, but they're my No-Hopers."

[green vector]

space

[robust flower]

is there anything to spend gold on?

[south valve]

Seems a bit

barbaric

[tired inlet]

where'd you find gold

this motherfucker got gold

[clever horizon]

maxing weapons

[robust flower]

you know what i mean goofy

[storm ember]

weapon upgrades. if not weapon upgrades, weapons. if not weapons, clothes

[fallen tree]

im so glad to hear that. i just know of shelter life for animals and its sometimes not good. good to hear that its not all doom and gloom ;w;

[tired inlet]

there's 6 different types of currency in Darktide; I literally don't

[brazen pelican]

Yeah. It is hard resisting adopting all of them.

[green vector]

thats what you get when everyone lets their cats roam outside and they breed like fuck and there's nowhere for them to go

[fallen tree]

i had to stop going to shelters just to browse after my 5th, because i cannot add anymore i swear

and going is akin to adopting..

[graceful hamlet]

Cats are the best

[south valve]

I hope one day cats take over the world

[fallen tree]

yeah its a problem. killing local/native wildlife too. thats why all my cats now and in the future are indoors only

[tired inlet]

an undercity hive cat would beat a nurgle pox hound any day

[clever horizon]

arbiters name: i love my dog
dogs name: fent

[brazen pelican]

Very understandable.

[green vector]

as they should be chad

[graceful hamlet]

Like right now I have to get ready for work but my cat has claimed my hand as a pillow

[green vector]

[twin flower]

I saw one that named it FemboySniffer

[brazen pelican]

Guess you're gonna be late for work.

[fallen tree]

call in sick

[clever horizon]

"go gettem boy" 💀

[graceful hamlet]

It’s the only option

[storm ember]

must be bad at his job, no skitarii yet

[dire kayak]

agh im starting to fall in love with how i painted ahriman

[graceful hamlet]

Is he wearing hot pink flower armor?

[hidden whale]

hey guys

[dire kayak]

i finally got to use my favourite metallic paint and i used it well

[hidden whale]

worms can live under your skin

[fallen tree]

pics? 👀

[dire kayak]

impossible i would've eaten them all

[storm ember]

mootash pharg! Nurgle!!!

[coarse ferry]

nothing else is living in it why not worms

[south valve]

I'm living in your skin

[graceful hamlet]

Critters live in your eyelashes

[dire kayak]

im not really feeling sad anymore but just as nauseous

[south valve]

Please lower the temperature

[dire kayak]

I think i might actually be sick

[fallen tree]

sandtrout can live on your skin, symbiotically

nothing will go wrong surely

you wont become god emperor, surely

[south valve]

Sounds like a net positive

all of humanity will worship me

[fallen tree]

yes.. worship

[coarse ferry]

I only desire ogryn support

[graceful hamlet]

We’re all covered in tiny spider like bugs https://www.uclahealth.org/news/article/eyelash-mites-are-normal-part-of-bodys-microbiome

[brazen pelican]

Spiders mentioned!

:>

[south valve]

Gonna set myself on fire

[graceful hamlet]

[fallen tree]

spiders are neat

[brazen pelican]

So true. :>

[hidden whale]

can I warm up my hands? :3

[south valve]

Yes

[hidden whale]

I swear to god that said meat

did I hallucinate

[green vector]

bruh

[fallen tree]

yep

[fallen tree]

maybe in 50 years when food sources are sparce and we can only eat insects

spider burger!

[hidden whale]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH spiders arent insects

theyre ARACHNIDS

[south valve]

I think in some parts of the world you can eat spiders

[fair bridge]

setting up RAID was such a breeze omfg

[fallen tree]

sorry im not NERD enough :3 /s

but you're right

[green vector]

raid shadow legends

[brazen pelican]

Yes, there are places where tarantulas are considered food.

[south valve]

You know

not for me

call me a picky eater

[shell night]

I really shouldn't need to bring a specific gun just to be able to see. Every gun should just have a torch on it, or our default torch needs to be way brighter.

[brazen pelican]

Same. I love spiders more than I love cats.

[fallen tree]

i dont think thats being a picky eater, depending on where ur from

[brazen pelican]

"I really shouldn't need to bring a specific gun just to be able to see.". Wish granted, now no guns have flashlights. :>

[south valve]

Wait till you the big spiders in fantasy

[green vector]

he was being sarcastic

[south valve]

I have a mini of one I got years ago

[brazen pelican]

I love the big spiders. :>

[shell night]

And lights out is removed too? Great.

[green vector]

sarcastic not flippant mb

[brazen pelican]

No, it's darker now.

[graceful hamlet]

Ehh, it’s a modifier intended to force a change in your loadout or playstyle. It’s fine

[fallen tree]

i take things too literally, its a problem

[green vector]

nah it sucks plague ogryn balls

[tired inlet]

I actually like that some guns brace, and some guns have a stab, and some guns have a butt attack.

[south valve]

You have such a way with words

[green vector]

ty

[shell night]

It's not a very interesting one. Especially if your build more relies on specific weapons

[brazen pelican]

40k fan and takes things too literally. Do I smell 'tism?

[fallen tree]

im more of a dartkide fan than a 40k fan, i collected as a kid, but other than that its pretty much darktide :>

but yeah i might be tismd

not tested

[tired inlet]

right, a modifier also means you must modify yourself to overcome it.

[shell night]

I'm not saying "get rid of those." There's a mod on PC that lets you put a torch on any gun and it doesn't override the special function.

[graceful hamlet]

You’re in a 40k discord, we’re all autistic

[hidden whale]

ahem

no u

[tired inlet]

pretty lame; I don't use mods.

[brazen pelican]

If you're not I was probably just smelling myself.

[green vector]

lights out glazers are so boring

[fallen tree]

no i have other signs, you're probably right, what with your tism nose and all

[shell night]

What's lame is thinking "make it darker" is an interesting gameplay scenario

[brazen pelican]

It is a pretty good nose. :>

[south valve]

I've always hated low vis in games

[shell night]

Especially when the melee torch sucks so badly

[green vector]

based

[marsh iris]

tism deez

[fallen tree]

ill take your word for it, keep on sniffing on

[graceful hamlet]

Replace lights out with super fog 😏

[brazen pelican]

🫡

[shell night]

I hate straining my eyes for no reason

[south valve]

same 😔

[fallen tree]

if its horror i get it, but it does feel kinda cheap

[brazen pelican]

They don't really tell you but it is also a modifier for more Daemonhosts.

[dire kayak]

meow

[fallen tree]

the scare should be able to happen without lack of visibilty or jumpscares

[shell night]

That should just be the modifier; More Daemonhosts.

[south valve]

Yeah, fair enough

[dire kayak]

i hope we get a grid point with daemonhosts

[green vector]

nah it'd be too easy to just avoid them

[dire kayak]

call the effect "daemonic presence" or something

[green vector]

roaming daemonhosts

[brazen pelican]

The thought process is probably just "Make it darker and add more Deamonhosts, forces the player to be a bit more careful".

[shell night]

Maybe if like, certain sections of the map were dark but most of it were lit up it would be better

[fallen tree]

youre actually cooking

[graceful hamlet]

More sporadic lighting would help, without messing up the modifier

At least along the main objective path

[green vector]

i'd take that

at least i wouldnt leave the mission instantly

[fallen tree]

40k doesnt have emergency exit lights, the stc was lost long ago

[south valve]

I think more weapons need flashlights

[brazen pelican]

I'd enjoy a 50/50 split of dark and light areas. Just add in a way to make the dark areas a bit more dangerous and I think I'd enjoy that more than the current Lights Out.

[graceful hamlet]

Let me replace my melee weapon with a flashlight

[hidden whale]

I think I just gained dyslexia. I did not read flashlight the firs time

[dire kayak]

honestly give us headlamps on lights out

[south valve]

There's too many dark missions compared to weapons with flashlights

[hidden whale]

[south valve]

👁️ 👁️

[fallen tree]

what about pickups that are like chemlights, akin to stims, that you can throw to light up areas

[south valve]

Yeah, that would be cool

but then make the gun flashlights stronger to compensate

[green vector]

what did u read

[south valve]

or something

[green vector]

say it

[hidden whale]

[green vector]

six juice be lurkin

[south valve]

Good sticker

[drowsy lynx]

Thanks I stole it

You wouldn't download a sticker ...

[graceful hamlet]

For April Fools Fatshark should replace all the character models with shitty admech retextures (I hate autocorrect)

[tired inlet]

Oh boy would you enjoy knowing that I actually really like the dark sewer and mine levels in Vermintide where you either don't have any light source or one player has to carry a torch?

[fallen tree]

they should just close off the servers for a day, say they're done supporting the game

orrr all cosmetics are free in cash shop

[tired inlet]

Rainbow Six 6: the siege (of the cash shop)

[fallen tree]

its probably more of an april fools on the execs, theyll go batshit insane

[graceful hamlet]

Wdym you like a little variety in your gameplay

[hidden whale]

didnt they just put solid snake

into r6

[sleek harness]

Ak

[graceful hamlet]

When 2B crossover with Darktide

[fallen tree]

still thinking about me rat

[sleek harness]

April Fool's

[shell night]

I just don't like how completely dark it is. I'm fine with the idea of "darker and more dangerous" but when you're completely unable to see without a better torch, AND you could possibly end up with the modifier through quick play and can't prepare for it, I just really hate it.

Again. Totally fine with the idea of "darker and deadlier" just not how Lights Out currently is.

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, fren Jawa!

[fallen tree]

jokes on you

[sleek harness]

Are you going to finish the sentence

[drowsy lynx]

Hi Neuro how ya doing?

[fallen tree]

if we're having an enemy to lovers arc, i gotta see some effort

[brazen pelican]

I agree, I think the concept of darkness and most things surrounding the modifier are good ideas. It's just the execution of it that is a bit lackluster.

[sleek harness]

I am asexual

Dumbass

[drowsy lynx]

Rat mitosis

[brazen pelican]

Doing okay. You? :>

[fallen tree]

ok soydog

[tired inlet]

Well, it's just a modifier in Darktide. I have a huge amount of weapons for any class that can very easily conquer said modifier. Lights Out was the first modifier in Darktide. I remember when it was introduced in the winter of the release. I've even played it without any light source in quickplay. It's alright.

[drowsy lynx]

I'm good but tired, I stayed up late making beef stew

[tired inlet]

If I was bothered, I could turn up my gamma and basically make it nonexistent.

[drowsy lynx]

Worth, would stew again

[brazen pelican]

Can I have some? Sounds delicious. :>

[drowsy lynx]

Yes of course it's delicious biomass

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[shell night]

I didn't play Vermintide but that sounds like it sucks more

[hazy kestrel]

How art ye all?

[tired inlet]

skill issue.

I only have about 2,500 combined hours in Vermintide as opposed to 3,500 in Darktide.

[sleek harness]

You questioning our relationship makes me suspicious of you ngl

[brazen pelican]

Henlo, Hammerman of Maxxing. :>

[fallen tree]

why dont you enlighten me then

freak

[green vector]

[fallen tree]

i mean you did wish me death before so

[hazy kestrel]

Average tsundere rat man moment

[brazen pelican]

I might be doing a few more Expeditions later, if you're up for it? :>

[fallen tree]

against server tos moment

[hazy kestrel]

Perhaps. At work atm

[fallen tree]

joke or not

[hazy kestrel]

So true

[brazen pelican]

I feel vulnerable without your Thammer nearby. :>

[green vector]

wtf

[fallen tree]

just skaven things, its okay

[hazy kestrel]

Having a pocket rabid boss deleter does provide a certain amount of security, I agree.

[sleek harness]

I didn't wish you death

I just asked Jerry to kill you

It's different

[brazen pelican]

Especially one as capable as you.

[sleek harness]

Also it's April Fools

My actions don't have consequences

[fallen tree]

yeah you should tell us

how its diff

[sleek harness]

I just told you

[fallen tree]

nahh

[hazy kestrel]

:)

[sleek harness]

I asked politely and lovely for Jerry to kill you

Probably in a friendly way

Probably

[fallen tree]

my own brother

[hazy kestrel]

My break is now over. Damn.

[fallen tree]

jerry?

[sleek harness]

@teal token

[fallen tree]

its okay i got all i need

[sleek harness]

I am not acting like a tsundere

[hazy kestrel]

Back to work I go.

[hazy kestrel]

Yes you are, tsundere.

[sleek harness]

No

[hazy kestrel]

Yes

[fallen tree]

yandere

[dire kayak]

meow

[sleek harness]

No

[dire kayak]

i love yapping to my friends about 40k lore

[fallen tree]

they would disagree

[sleek harness]

Goober

[hidden whale]

I had a friend genuninely ask me to yap about 40k in a road trip once

I spent it telling him about starcraft 2 lore instead

[brazen pelican]

How long was the road trip?

[hidden whale]

:)

[hidden whale]

9hrs one direction

[brazen pelican]

So you didn't get to finish.

[dire kayak]

my dream scenario

[fallen tree]

sc2 was fun, im surprised the esports scene is still going, altho i dont know how big the korean scene is, which is probably carrying it all

same with warcraft 3 tho, its still alive and kicking

[brazen pelican]

Latest ASL season started recently. That's SC:BW, though. But Flash is back! :>

[fallen tree]

i prever BW over sc2 tbh

[brazen pelican]

For e-sports I prefer BW, playing myself I enjoy vibing in the SC2 Co-op. :>

[fallen tree]

but ive been more into tekken so im falling off with sc

[keen hornet]

oh my god bro why do people just linger at the back when the path is clear

theres literally nothing to be gained from killing the poxwalkers just fucking move

[brazen pelican]

If you want something different, play Rolling Steel. People will instead linger in the very front, ignoring the objective that will let you move forward.

[fallen tree]

its a big problem with new players, not moving forward and defending/fighting as you go. what diff are you running in particular?

[turbid glen]

hi are servers down? cant login

[keen hornet]

damnation

just lost a game because half the team would just stay in the back and fight poxwalkers instead of moxing forward

[fallen tree]

well that sucks, damnation does have new and old players tho. sucks that you're outright losing games

you could technically carry any game, but thats expecting you, or anyone, to be super good. but at a generic level, that is annoying

[keen hornet]

last game there was this arbites that just straight up turned his back on me and ran after i got webgunned

and no there was no reason to leave me

there was just straight up nothing the direction he was going

[hidden whale]

doggy > reject

there was dog to pet

[fallen tree]

if only we could see our teammates through their own eyes, maybe we'd understand. but we probably wont

[keen hornet]

dude just really liked looking at the walls ig

[fallen tree]

looking for the legendary health stimm behind him that doesnt exist

[brazen pelican]

Health Stimms aren't real. (I play Scum.)

[marsh iris]

teammates are your meatshield behind so you can run forwards

[keen hornet]

arbites players think theyre invincible after tanking a single mauler hit

[surreal onyx]

Which is better: Braced, Infantry, or Vigilant autogun?

[fallen tree]

you keep holding your meth pipes, ill hold onto the health stimm if you need

(seek help)

[thick coyote]

Infantry
Then Vigi

We don't talk about Brautos

[fallen tree]

infanty ag

[surreal onyx]

Awesome. Thanks, all!

[brazen pelican]

Built right, Arbites are close to invincible.

[marsh iris]

meth pipes scum favourite musical instrument

[fallen tree]

the ol pipe flute

never tried, my teeth thank me

[dire kayak]

sharkingly that has never occurred to me

[tired inlet]

better at what

[sleek harness]

What's your guy's favorite April Fool's thing today

[dire kayak]

teto day

it's teto day

[sleek harness]

What

[dire kayak]

kasan tet birday

[sleek harness]

Who

Okay I now know it by opening YouTube

It's a anime girl

[ancient violet]

What if I get an anime profile pic for April fools? 😈

[dire kayak]

its pointless arguing against this

[fallen tree]

very edgy, you should do it

[sleek harness]

But she looks anime-like

[sleek harness]

Vtuber Orcka

[ancient violet]

"hey everyone Orkiiii here, I'm gonna play some anti woke Goon game today!"

[sleek harness]

Imagine if a deranged man made us all Vtuber models for free

That would be crazy

[south valve]

Is this an admission, Skaven?

[sleek harness]

No

[formal mortar]

I'll accept one

[sleek harness]

I would love seeing a artist trying to make a whole character out of my single pfp PNG

[formal mortar]

Im eating cotton candy grapes good time

[hidden whale]

im eating dn

[rocky aspen]

Its not like it hasn't been done

[sleek harness]

It wasn't been done

[rocky aspen]

Making a character out of a pfp?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[rocky aspen]

Pretty sure it has

[sleek harness]

No

[formal mortar]

Grapes are gone also creating characters out of pfp have been done

[rocky aspen]

Just gotta use some imagination

[sand monolith]

Was sedition easier than uprising when it was the startinf difficulty

[formal mortar]

Yeah

It was literally a sight seeing adventure

[sand monolith]

I see . Thanks. I feel like uprising has like 3 enemies per room

[formal mortar]

Pretty much

Still too hard for game journalists tho

Must be why so many of them are a.i. now

[sand monolith]

I started hive scum just the other day and people were going down left and right though so i guess maybe its hard for some

[hard gorge]

hive scum is THE glass cannon class, no?

[formal mortar]

People are probably used to their level 30s that they dont use mechanics properly

[low blade]

Hive Scum filters the people who dont know how to avoid damage

[fallen tree]

brings me back to the cuphead journalist unable to beat the tutorial. that was a real breaking point for sure

[sand monolith]

Yes but it was ogryn and arbitator that went down repeatedly

Im not good at game but i do ok up to auric marlstrom and havoc 20 but when i first started a month ago i still felt that uprising wss too slow

[fallen tree]

if you suck, doesnt matter if ur glass canon or not. you just suck

its all mechanics

good on you for clearing fast

[sand monolith]

Im mid to be honest anytihing above havoc 25 i cant really manage well

[fallen tree]

if you started playing recently, youre doing better than most players already

[turbid jungle]

Split your lungs with scum and thunderhammer

[hard gorge]

ooooh huh, strange

[fallen tree]

anyone can play any class. skill is skill tho. doesnt come with the class, is learned

[fallen tree]

in 1 month ill see you at 40. goodluck and godspeed

[surreal onyx]

There’s a thunder hammer in the shop that says it makes an interesting sound when it hits metal. Anyone have that and can say if it’s true?

[sand monolith]

You can see me today depending upon your shoulder strength

[limpid vigil]

Agree

I might hate how braindeficient psykers can be in gameplay but i have to admit they still need some skill to go havoc

(by that i mean meta setup psykers)

[white furnace]

dont burn yourself witht he warp 🙂

step 1

[fallen tree]

id witness you but its past midnight i have to sleep. were probs in different timezones. just keep pushing, good luck!

[surreal onyx]

Class is more akin to preferred play style than skill.

[dire kayak]

im hungy

[marsh iris]

im not ready to be eaten

[fallen tree]

and there is nothing wrong with learning. hoping for a team that allows learning is all one can ask for

[fallen tree]

get ready rn

[limpid vigil]

As long as there are no furries around id say you are relatively safe

[teal token]

Rip internet not responding well

[fallen tree]

he wants you to kill me

[teal token]

Oh

[fallen tree]

brother jerry i trust you. rats cannot be trusted

[teal token]

Sounds right

A foolish one as well innit?

[fallen tree]

very

sleep well when you do, for the emperor

[teal token]

I might need to be careful after eating spicy food because I might shit myself ree...

Grandma cooking good

[green vector]

[fallen tree]

lmao, so true

[hidden whale]

gorp

[fallen tree]

love spicy food but the outcome.. its
something else

[mystic fossil]

just adapt

[teal token]

Yeah the benefits of eating spicy food is you have more choices to pick but the aftermath is bad gg

[fallen tree]

i did, i got diverticulitis as a payoff

[teal token]

[fallen tree]

no more carolina reapers for me

[mystic fossil]

mf eating SUPER spicy not just avg spicy

[teal token]

Feed that to plague Ogryn and watch that lad shit itself in the game?

[fallen tree]

im spice addict like smokin ed

[teal token]

Isn't like Dr Pepper tastes spicy?

[fallen tree]

dr pepper is ass i wouldnt say spicy, but maybe some ppl would

[grand terrace]

whats the mod for h40 psykhanium?

[green vector]

dr pepper is bussin

[winged swift]

Hwao cheeb way

[teal token]

Doesn't contain Pepper?

[green vector]

nop

[shell goblet]

dr perky

[green vector]

complex mixture often described as having notes of cherry, amaretto, almond, black licorice, caramel, and vanilla

[mystic fossil]

it contains doctors

[green vector]

lacey

[teal token]

Never had any before so got curious...

[green vector]

that shit is good

bros i ate to much

im gonna fuckin pop

[south valve]

You know Iron Bru?

I drink unholy levels of that

[green vector]

i hate it personally

its love or hate with iron bru tho

[south valve]

Yeah true

[green vector]

outside of monster i barely drink pop tbh

[south valve]

Does that count as pop?

I thought it was flat

[green vector]

nah is fizzy

youve never had monster?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Painted

[south valve]

Don't think so

[green vector]

good dont

[south valve]

Hi!

[green vector]

caffeiene addiction is no fun

[south valve]

Fair

[teal token]

Uncaffeine the monster?

[green vector]

dont make my mistakes youngling

[green vector]

genuinely would drink that

i only drink it for the taste now

[south valve]

Decaf for the Decaf God? 👀

[south valve]

I forgot who that was

[mystic fossil]

which one do you drink the most?

[green vector]

ultra fantasy ruby red

i never drink any with sugar

[teal token]

Caffeine doesn't work for me I will like after drinking monster energy I feel sleepy then sleep around 3 hours wake up cannot sleep

[green vector]

lmao fr

[teal token]

Fahhh

[crisp yoke]

How’s everyone

[mystic fossil]

it works for me but tbf i only drink one a week

[south valve]

So glad I avoided the vape craze

My lungs are perfectly intact ❤️‍🩹

[mystic fossil]

dont let krieg hater catch you

[crisp yoke]

Who?

[hidden whale]

personally I like starting my day with a cup of radioactive waste and smoking battery acid wrapped in plastic

dont get addicted like me guys, ull get way too cool

[mystic fossil]

@stuck crescent

[south valve]

Fear his name...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[teal token]

Ya cracking ya dawn??

[south valve]

YOU HAVE AWAKENED... HIM

[teal token]

The Krieg inside him?

[modest flume]

Just don't, ez

[hidden whale]

no my dawn is uncracked

[teal token]

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hidden whale]

my day starts at 2am

[crisp yoke]

Hello friend

[modest flume]

Dawn...

of war?

[teal token]

Hello comrade Repulsive Bushman
Hello comrade Krieg Hater

[stuck crescent]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sut mae?

[crisp yoke]

Hello

[modest flume]

I don't need help fighting my demons, because I won

[stuck crescent]

Helô

[teal token]

Shower with the deamon

[south valve]

Honestly that's probably a good mindset to have

maybe

idk

I'm second guessing myself

[modest flume]

Just don't be addicted, ez

[crisp yoke]

Friend ^w^

[stuck crescent]

No

NEVER FRIEND

[modest flume]

It's easier said than done tbh

It helps also to have support, no one is an island despite how we may feel

[stuck crescent]

Hey @south valve

[south valve]

Hi Welshie!

[stuck crescent]

Guess what I made other day

[south valve]

I think I know

[stuck crescent]

Carbonara

[modest flume]

But, ultimately, it's what and how we choose to deal with said demons

[south valve]

Oh

what's that?

[stuck crescent]

Do you know what goes on carbonara?

[teal token]

Carbon ara

[crisp yoke]

Friend ^w^

[south valve]

Seasoning

[hazy kestrel]

I missed the therapy session.

[south valve]

nice, dry seasoning

[hazy kestrel]

Fuck

[south valve]

mmmm

[hidden whale]

carbon

[modest flume]

Guanciale, pecorino cheese, black pepper

[hidden whale]

and ara ara

[stuck crescent]

SAUCE

[hidden whale]

~~

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, uh, trauma bonding session

[south valve]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[limpid vigil]

all is carbon

[modest flume]

That's authentic carbonara

[limpid vigil]

all will be carbon

[south valve]

Starts burning

[teal token]

Hello comrade the Thammermaxxer Personman

[hazy kestrel]

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?

[teal token]

[hazy kestrel]

Hello

[modest flume]

Oh how could I forget the egg

[limpid vigil]

Yknow i have the sudden urge to roll a d20 and make a brisket out of the ingredients the dice picks

[south valve]

IT'S FUCKING RAW

[modest flume]

Eh just a small therapy session, no trauma dumping.. yet

[cosmic burrow]

pals. #ogryn-class message beer arrived

[teal token]

It has been a long time since we played Darktide...

[stuck crescent]

I'LL NEVER BE FDRINDIAU WITH A TEST TUB BABY MEAT ROBOT

[hazy kestrel]

YOU IDIOT SANDWICH!

[crisp yoke]

Friend ^w^

[modest flume]

I'll be home soon if you're still on by then

Maybe an hour

[teal token]

Funny enough is that I also play with several Aussie too kek

[south valve]

My favourite Gordon quote that doesn't get any appreciation: "Chimichangas? Chimi chuck it in the bin!"

[teal token]

I'm in my home state so cannot play gg

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over

[stuck crescent]

Carbonara is a type of pasta, btw

[south valve]

I've never even heard of it tbh

[limpid vigil]

is this how italians make carbon nanotubes?

is it just pasta

[hazy kestrel]

Carbonara, more like…Capybara.

Got ‘em.

[limpid vigil]

or to us dyslexics a copybara - for when we cannot get the original bara

[hazy kestrel]

Yay, it is finally lunch time.

[limpid vigil]

also before yall coment i am aware of what bara means

but we play warhammer

[south valve]

Copypasta

[limpid vigil]

so at least most of us have to like it

[south valve]

Time to start getting freaky

[stuck crescent]

It uses pork, its very filling

[south valve]

mwahahaah

[south valve]

Oh interesting

[stuck crescent]

Unlike the krieg

[hazy kestrel]

Please don’t, I’ll choke on my food lmao.

[south valve]

sounds lovely

[teal token]

Darktide cooking book when?

[stuck crescent]

I HATE THE KRIEG

[limpid vigil]

when ogryn stops treating it as nosh

[hazy kestrel]

I require Rinda’s cauldron soup recipes.

[fallen tree]

hab dreyko pulled pork comiing soon

[limpid vigil]

Dude , it's just moonshine

[delicate fox]

what are your opinions on the steel legion

[modest flume]

It's spaghetti with guanciale(a type of pork cut), pecorino, and black pepper, with an egg steam-cooked on the pasta

[limpid vigil]

most of all nurgle plagues could just be explained by a bad case of the moonshine

[stuck crescent]

Legitimately the first modules I ever painted

[mystic fossil]

WE love the krieg

[limpid vigil]

why do you think poxwalkers are green? The moonshine

[stuck crescent]

KILL YOURSELF (please don't)

[teal token]

When I get back home should I open a 4 man party with me and 3 Aussie for expedition?

[fallen tree]

you really need a pfp that carries the weight of your words. i cant take u seriously otherwise, but whatever , i got no stake in dis fight

[limpid vigil]

oh since we are speaking of pasta - any italians in chat?

[hidden whale]

exactly, like mine

everyone knows im a very serious person

its the aura

[fallen tree]

mrrow

[stuck crescent]

You no like trogdor?

[limpid vigil]

....mmmm baked botato

[limpid vigil]

if so - do not look up polish strawberry pasta

[fallen tree]

no. i like good graphic design

[south valve]

Wowww

you'd say that to a Welshman?

[fallen tree]

ms paint icons are boomer tech

[south valve]

smh

[fallen tree]

i dont know lore but ms paint tech is wrong

[limpid vigil]

magic the noah makes it work

[green vector]

How do I report a warden in the Darktide discord? Mod mail? @obtuse oak

[south valve]

What happened?

[mystic fossil]

why would you report hank 😢