general-chat

[gloomy tartan]

Here’s some warp rock

[jaunty path]

Atmost I want dinner with my family

[marsh iris]

Apwil

[cosmic lynx]

im coming down from my 10 shroom gummies. was a good time to darktide on that.

[gloomy tartan]

Are you being wholesome ?

wtf

Where’s the real missus

Your clearly a gene stealer

[jaunty path]

I like good food and hanging with my family

[feral vessel]

Someone said April

[jaunty path]

yr'uo*

[sleek harness]

That's normal when I don't mention the coffin game for a whole week

[gloomy tartan]

[feral vessel]

@jaunty path have you watched the Ersatz pilot yet

[jaunty path]

no

whats that

[feral vessel]

Watch it.

[gloomy tartan]

Thank you

[somber stream]

It's decent

[gloomy tartan]

Thank you for that

[feral vessel]

animated webseries thing

[dire kayak]

TETO DAY

[feral vessel]

It's pretty good

[gloomy tartan]

You get how grammer should be

A flow state

Dracula flow

[feral vessel]

as far as animated pilots go

it has a style

a pretty nice style

[jaunty path]

I will watch that

[feral vessel]

sorta biopunk body horror with ww1 aesthethics slapped on top

[dire kayak]

oooohhh

[somber stream]

Today's your Bday Missus?

[gloomy tartan]

I’m in my kasrkin mindset double tap that bitch when I blow there head clean smoof off. The psykers starting to OD and the hive scum is snorting stims off the psykers back. The Ogryns throwing rocks and the arbitrators talking to his dog like he’s Scooby doo

[shut cove]

hapy bturhdat

[gloomy tartan]

This shits nothing to me man

[shut cove]

happy birtda6

[sleek harness]

Missus was born on April First?

How many times you bullied?

[feral vessel]

That's unkind.

[sleek harness]

Just asking

[feral vessel]

you're not getting any kush for a week

[cosmic lynx]

better than being born a week later and frequently overshadowed by easter.

[sleek harness]

Kush?

[gloomy tartan]

It’s your birthday missus?

[dire kayak]

bites you

[gloomy tartan]

Real shit

[feral vessel]

boof

happy birthday @jaunty path

[shut cove]

watf

[gloomy tartan]

Are you a unc yet?

[dire kayak]

happ birday

[jaunty path]

too early

not my bday yety

[somber stream]

Unconfirmed lol i was just inquiring

[marsh iris]

Uncloids

[gloomy tartan]

When do you become a hag

[jaunty path]

my bday is on the 30th of this month

[sleek harness]

Okay so you didn't got bullied

Gotcha

[gloomy tartan]

What the fuck

[dire kayak]

happ birday#

[gloomy tartan]

That’s close to mine

What the fuck

Fuck off

[feral vessel]

epic

[shut cove]

happy early brithfay

[gloomy tartan]

Get a different birthday

[jaunty path]

what day is yours

if you forget my birthday

[gloomy tartan]

Change your birth

[feral vessel]

i know a guy that was born on christmas day

[jaunty path]

look up hitlers death day

[feral vessel]

he hates christianity

[marsh iris]

taurus freaks

[jaunty path]

or

look up hitlers birthday

[gloomy tartan]

What

[amber delta]

look up hitlers birthday

[jaunty path]

and add 10

[gloomy tartan]

wtf do you mean

[dire kayak]

i was born in the 5th century

[somber stream]

That is such a Scorpio thing to say

[amber delta]

[gloomy tartan]

Bro I can remember the number 30

[jaunty path]

I am him.

[dire kayak]

this explains a lot

[jaunty path]

[marsh iris]

how would you know Gemini

[gloomy tartan]

Himtler

[sleek harness]

Hitler likes Darktide confirmed?

[jaunty path]

hitler is also black

[gloomy tartan]

My birthday is before yours

[jaunty path]

and a woman

[feral vessel]

Hitler would love darktide

[amber delta]

so glad hitler is woke

[feral vessel]

tumblr thomas jefferson 2.0

the tumblrification

[sleek harness]

Wasn't Hitler racist?

[somber stream]

I'm actually unironicalliterally baffled you'd assume i'm a g*mini

[gloomy tartan]

The new hitler movie is about how hitler was actually a black woman confirmed

[feral vessel]

why is there a fucking jarhead at our school

[cosmic lynx]

[jaunty path]

are you a gemini

also

im a taurus

:3

[little marten]

Mess with the bull

[cosmic lynx]

i think, on this subject, it is time for me to bid adieu

[gloomy tartan]

No good dammit

[dire kayak]

whats a jarhead

[little marten]

Get the horns

[marsh iris]

because a they would say such things

[feral vessel]

slang for a soldier

[gloomy tartan]

Why are you the other Taurus here missus

[simple cliff]

Is there any actual gain to getting all four members of the strike team on the evac? I know in expeditions you don't get their tec if they don't board but aside from that?

[gloomy tartan]

Fucking dammit

[feral vessel]

No.

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[feral vessel]

in fact,

[amber delta]

no, leave your team behind

betray them

[gloomy tartan]

I’m a cool bull next to a fucking crack head bull

[feral vessel]

its sometimes better to leave downed ones behind

[amber delta]

do not help

[river ingot]

do you guys think snoke might of ammounted to something if he wasnt killed with a writer trick?

[sleek harness]

You get everything that everyone had in their inventory

[marsh iris]

jarhead the reverse jar guy video

[gloomy tartan]

Me the cadian bull missus the piss bull

[somber stream]

I'm actually a ✨ 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻 ✨

[feral vessel]

NO

[gloomy tartan]

🐂

[simple cliff]

Yeah, that's what i figured. I just got a bunch of rage messenges cause a dude decided he wanted more kills, ran off the valk, got netted and then four crushers rolled up and we just left. He was mad af.

[delicate vapor]

fell asleep on my bed real quick thinking about orange juice

[feral vessel]

we talm bout zodiaca noe..??

[jaunty path]

oh no theres no gain or loss

[feral vessel]

im a leo

[gloomy tartan]

Ain’t cancer a fuckint crab

[little marten]

SAMESIESSSSS 🦀

[gloomy tartan]

lol

[jaunty path]

🦀

[somber stream]

Oh my gosh

[gloomy tartan]

Crabs in a bucket

[marsh iris]

crabs

[somber stream]

Twiinnn

[feral vessel]

crab cancer

[dire kayak]

why jar?

[little marten]

CRAB BOYSSSS

🦀

[marsh iris]

i think its the haircut

[gloomy tartan]

Crab jar full of crabs

[little marten]

🦀

[somber stream]

🦀🦀

[feral vessel]

Basically the collar of a US marine uniform looks like the neck of a jar.

[marsh iris]

looks like a jar

[feral vessel]

Hence jarhead

[marsh iris]

crabtide?

[feral vessel]

specifically a mason jar

[marsh iris]

crab in a jar challenge

[delicate vapor]

head crab

[feral vessel]

why am i getting screamed at by the hot fish guy voiced by gabriel ultrakill

mmm

[sleek harness]

Would you rather headcrab or facehugger

[gloomy tartan]

Hey guys

[little marten]

🦀
🦀 🦀
🦀 🦀 🦀

[simple cliff]

Hugger.

[feral vessel]

stop posting defilers

[sleek harness]

Why face hugger

[feral vessel]

STOP POSTING DEFILERS

[jaunty path]

are both not the same

[gloomy tartan]

Do to think arbitrator players watch “ The Rookie” that show about th guy from firefly being a cop ?

[jaunty path]

oh wait

[feral vessel]

Na.. I watched both the Dredd movies though

[jaunty path]

face huggers lay eggs right

[feral vessel]

And read a few comics

[delicate vapor]

yea

[sleek harness]

One has a beak and it breaks your skull to control you and another puts eggs in your stomach

[feral vessel]

MISSUS IS INTO OVULATION

Mm???

[gloomy tartan]

What about robo cop

[feral vessel]

??

[delicate vapor]

?

vhat

[gloomy tartan]

Missus you like aliens ?

[jaunty path]

harlz why the fuck do you prefer face huggers

[simple cliff]

The facehugger lets you live afterwards, I mean yeah, you got a monster inside you; but you do get up after it detaches. Headcrab kills you on the spot but you're not actually dead, you're alive and in horrible pain. At the least the xenomorph kills you and there is a chance you might be able to get mediecal attention before it's too late. NO I DO NOT CONSINDER THAT DUMB COLONIAL MARINES SHIT TO BE CANNON!

[jaunty path]

never said so

[simple cliff]

Give me time to type!

Such a important question requires a detailed answer!

[misty smelt]

oooo im bout to tide my dark all over the place

[somber stream]

According to horoscope.com, today's card for Cancer is The High Priestess

"The High Priestess is the wisest woman you've ever met. And like all the smartest people in your life, she guards her secrets closely. She's a reminder that to know yourself, you must cut out the noise and look inwards. You possess all the intuition you need to make life's biggest decisions."

Fuck the noise and slay kweeeen

[delicate vapor]

[jaunty path]

what do you mean "lets you give head"

[feral vessel]

im working on assumption

okay

sorry

[delicate vapor]

well

[jaunty path]

what are you cooking

[feral vessel]

Apologizing..

sorry missus

sorry!!

[little marten]

FUCK YES HIGH PRIESTESSS

[feral vessel]

sorry

[jaunty path]

pay me

[simple cliff]

No clue what you're talking about.

[jaunty path]

buddy.

BUDDY.

I SEE YOU REMOVED IT

[somber stream]

Keywords: Receptivity, passivity, potential, knowledge, secrets

[little marten]

You guys wanna the progress on my first mini I ever painted

Spoilers: it’s bad

[jaunty path]

sure

[somber stream]

Show

[sleek harness]

Understandable but uh, in my horrible choose game theres no medical attention

[simple cliff]

Fuck man, you should a doc about seeing things.

[little marten]

Ok lemme edit out my finger

[sleek harness]

You are dying either way

[jaunty path]

👁️

[somber stream]

KEEP THE FINGER

[sleek harness]

So pick the best death for you

[somber stream]

Adds character

[delicate vapor]

kid named finger

[simple cliff]

Ok, well at least I still get some last movements after the suck and am dead instead of pure agony till someone wacks me with crowbar.

[river ingot]

could you tell me how youd make it special?

[sleek harness]

Well

I would simply

Not do my own questions

[dire kayak]

the FUCKING mood swings AGAIN

[sleek harness]

Goober

Headcrab or facehugger

[jaunty path]

breathe in and out

[dire kayak]

headcrab

[jaunty path]

and drink water

[dire kayak]

cause im a half life glazer

[jaunty path]

i think im gonna drink seltzer water

[feral vessel]

aaa

Breathe.

CALM

dowwwn

[sleek harness]

Didn't thought you were the zombie kind

[feral vessel]

You're all freaks..

[woven sigil]

Stay calm and drink tea

[feral vessel]

not freaky enough

[sleek harness]

That's my fucking line

Copycat

[green vector]

Tea guzzler

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/sKjbzHOXW3o?t=5800

[little marten]

In zealot chat

[jaunty path]

@feral vessel

[feral vessel]

EW

BITCHASS

[sleek harness]

Merp

[river ingot]

Do you think OSHA could grind the 40k universe to halt?

[delicate vapor]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[sleek harness]

Do you think Peta still exists in 40k?

[misty smelt]

the entirety of osha would get slaughtered in 48 hours

[jaunty path]

thoughts?

[simple cliff]

I am doing a new strat to speedrun missions. I go outside the hive, I pick up a single circuit board. I call the extract. In and out in less then 5 minutes at worse.

[jaunty path]

You will be shot buddy

wait

[rain pilot]

Replace KX-8 with George Dryod

[feral vessel]

N..

[jaunty path]

how much is a circuit board

[feral vessel]

Im alive.

And.

I don't bear an opinion..

[woven sigil]

Yes.

[restive walrus]

Hehe…bear has opinion

[woven sigil]

I'm on my fourth cup this morning

[simple cliff]

25. Good enuff. The trick is to do it fast cause you don't want people to join and do dumb shit. Or get a friend. But mine wnet to sleep.

[woven sigil]

[jaunty path]

you find it important yea

[green vector]

Wtf

[river ingot]

but are you playing enough darktide?

[jaunty path]

m,

gl.

[feral vessel]

I'm a twink, not a bear. Dum-dum.

[woven sigil]

Tea before coffee Otherwise it doesnt do anything

[feral vessel]

Or an otter AT MOST.

[woven sigil]

Not today

[sleek harness]

Merp

[delicate vapor]

[dire kayak]

do i go to paint a 4th arbitrator and risk crying or do i go to bed

[rain pilot]

🚬

[feral vessel]

wha

t.

[sleek harness]

What

[rain pilot]

@feral vessel How be it

[feral vessel]

Mm..

alive enough!

[rain pilot]

can't relate

[jaunty path]

You find it important yeah?

[feral vessel]

Uh..

I guess..

[delicate vapor]

joined a sm2 game, dude didnt manage to stop a reinforce call and left me there

[feral vessel]

does it make you happy?

[rare pulsar]

Good more for u to kill

[jaunty path]

Yeah cuz now I know how to destroy my enemies

[little marten]

Wow my mother called to wish me a happy first of the month then told me I wasn’t a mistake - I don’t deserve such validation!!!

[dire kayak]

i just throw molotov cocktails at them

[dire kayak]

ANOTHER TZEENTCH CULTIST

wait is now not the time

[misty smelt]

was it an april fools joke?

[feral vessel]

Peter, that's not even an April Fools joke. Do you need help?

[little marten]

Hmmm I don’t think so she was snickering but said it was a funny joke she remembered from the other day

[little marten]

It’s time

[dire kayak]

merp

[feral vessel]

Yeees?

[somber stream]

Time for tea and crumpets

[surreal onyx]

Good morning.

[dire kayak]

is there a chaos god thatll make me happy?

[surreal onyx]

Eh… not truly, no.

[somber stream]

Good morning good sir

[feral vessel]

No.

[surreal onyx]

[feral vessel]

Devote yourself to the Imperium.

[little marten]

Crumpets are foul

[feral vessel]

Happiness shall find you at the end of service

[surreal onyx]

Purge the Xenos filth!

[simple cliff]

I am really sad that Fatshark did not add a single fucking toaster as remenant tech. The joke was RIGHT there! It could be a super rare 1% chance!

[green vector]

Shut it

[dire kayak]

yes beloved i would love to meet you at the golden throne

[little marten]

Ofc you like a crumpet

[twin flower]

and he was never heard from again

[somber stream]

Crumpets are nice with strawberry jam and but'ah

[feral vessel]

BELOVED JORK IT AT 700BPM

[little marten]

Practically smell the utterly butterly on your breath from here

[delicate vapor]

some chocolate digestive biscuits...

[rare pulsar]

Be ogryn be happy 24/7

[green vector]

I use lurpak you fuck

[jaunty path]

good girl :3

[little marten]

Hmm ok based

[feral vessel]

oh right i forgot

Happy late Transgender day of Visibility.

(it was yesterday)

[delicate vapor]

you feel that

[tired steeple]

No pet play in general!

[delicate vapor]

peak

[feral vessel]

THERE WILL BE PETPLAY IN GENERAL

[dire kayak]

[feral vessel]

horntits.

i need to call magnus that more

[dire kayak]

im putting my back through the ringer

i slouch at my desk but i have perfect posture while painting

[dire kayak]

yaaayyyy

[little marten]

It was transgender day of visibility yesterday?!?

[feral vessel]

yes.

yesterday

[jaunty path]

oh

[woven sigil]

Don't we all like a bit of crumpet?

[feral vessel]

i found out via the fucking SCPF instagram account lmao

[jaunty path]

happy transgender day

[delicate vapor]

happy

the

[little marten]

IM SORRY MY BEAUTIFUL TRANS FRIENDS.. YESTERDAY I DID NOT SEE YOU.. AND I WILL STRIVE TO BE BETTER

[dire kayak]

transgender day on the day before teto day

hmmmm,,,,,

[green vector]

[dire kayak]

i forgive you

[little marten]

🙏 goober my beloved

[delicate vapor]

and they all.. lived happily.. aft .. afer.. after

[feral vessel]

what nonsense choom

[dire kayak]

I FUCKING LOVE THESE SOUR WATERMELONS

THEYRE SO GOOD

i just wish the packet had more of them

[green vector]

Why are you eating sweets at 10 am

[delicate vapor]

why not

[green vector]

Bruh

[dire kayak]

sad and eepy

[winged swift]

we need vent purge removed

[amber delta]

gluttony

[green vector]

Go tf to sleep then

[simple cliff]

Somehow I got the "On Overwatch" penance on a fucking expedition. I could have swore a poxwalker got a hit or two on me.

Unless toughness doesn't count.

Oh shit, I got untouchable too.

[gloomy tartan]

So missus your turning 49 right

?

[gloomy tartan]

They have a day?

Do dinosaurs have a day?

[dire kayak]

i can finally play helldivers

hopefully this doesnt make me sadder

[jaunty path]

many thoughout the year

[amber delta]

a day a week a month

[simple cliff]

Also, I finally got Flawless Execution... one of three done. But I think I can speedrun it using the expedition method.

[gloomy tartan]

What about dogs

[amber delta]

they want every day to be theirs

[jaunty path]

I mean probably lmfao

[gloomy tartan]

Do dogs have a day

[amber delta]

greedy ahh

[gloomy tartan]

Why don’t we have a dinosaur history month

[jaunty path]

Does mans best friend have a day

yes

[gloomy tartan]

They should have a year

Every year

[dire kayak]

cause i ate it

[gloomy tartan]

💔

[amber delta]

International Dog Day or National Dog Day is an annual observance held on August 26

[jaunty path]

they have the side walk covered in shit

that more than enough

[gloomy tartan]

We would all shit on the sidewalk if we were dogs

It’s our god given Right

[winged swift]

oh wait vent purge is ok, power supply interuptions the one thats gotta go💩

[feral vessel]

you have said shit (in the sense of feces) at least 6 times today

do you wanna talk about it

[gloomy tartan]

Mother gia wants dogs to shit on the floor

So does Captain Planet

[amber delta]

dont get me started on rotten armour

[gloomy tartan]

Does Obama have a day?

[amber delta]

yes his birthday

[gloomy tartan]

🧠

[dire kayak]

i feel like puking my guts out

[amber delta]

eat more watermelon

[gloomy tartan]

I’m glad missus and me don’t share a b day

Or else I wouel hVe to shoot her like jfk

[gloomy tartan]

Do you like the cube version?

[somber stream]

#zealot-class message

[amber delta]

whats the cube version

[green vector]

I'm cubed up rn

[marsh iris]

cubin' it

[restive walrus]

I think rotten armour should stay permanently

[surreal onyx]

If you can, sip on some Gatorade. Keep those electrolytes up.

[gloomy tartan]

Dinosaur history month when

[restive walrus]

And in all game modes

Right now

[gloomy tartan]

They make cube watermelon

It’s shaped like a cube

[amber delta]

sounds cool

[surreal onyx]

Typically found in Japan.

[green vector]

Probly cause you're eating sweets at 10am

[gloomy tartan]

I think Japan did it

[marsh iris]

do you want to get cubed

[gloomy tartan]

You know how they make pumpkins shaped like Frankenstein head

I think it’s like that

[amber delta]

oh it just looks like its from minecraft

I like it

[simple cliff]

Cube me, daddy.

[surreal onyx]

If it’s the cube from the makers of atomic heart, then yes.

[dire kayak]

ive never felt this way from eating sweets

[gloomy tartan]

Yeah it’s all the same size too

Efficient

You can stack them bro

Make a lot cabin out of watermelon cubes

[surreal onyx]

[marsh iris]

cube grandma's ashes

[gloomy tartan]

What if your ass was a cube

[twin flower]

not meemaw

[gloomy tartan]

Like some hoodlums cubed your ass

[marsh iris]

yes meemaw

[surreal onyx]

I’d probably shit bricks

[delicate vapor]

birthday gift o the brthday

have hardtack for birthday

[amber delta]

if my ass was a cube my name would be Steve

[gloomy tartan]

Like your at a party and some evil scientist shoots your ass with the cube beam from his laser gun

But it’s just your ass that’s a cube

[marsh iris]

hey you got a cube ass

[gloomy tartan]

Then he gets shot by the LAPD

[surreal onyx]

So many questions. 🤣

[gloomy tartan]

And you just have a cube ass foreve

lol

[marsh iris]

bro getting stacked in the bedroom

[gloomy tartan]

Bro lol

[simple cliff]

AND I AM STARTING FROM SCRATCH AGAIN!

[delicate vapor]

use a rad weapon

[simple cliff]

A sand twister spawned on the extract, lifting ALL of us up and killed us on the valk.

[surreal onyx]

Oof.

[simple cliff]

I shouldn't be surprised, it's a rare day this game manages to kill me normally, but damn.

That was one of the cheapest things I've seen.

[gloomy tartan]

I read that as I’m starting to scratch again at first and I was afraid I was reading the day 1 note of a diary of someone succumbing to nurgle infection lmao

[surreal onyx]

How are the cosmetics for the new mode?

[delicate vapor]

on vet its pretty nice

[gloomy tartan]

5 out of 10

Vets looks pretty noice

[surreal onyx]

Seems to be the trend.

[delicate vapor]

but the rest are

ok

[gloomy tartan]

5 outta 10

[delicate vapor]

-5

[trail bramble]

If my ass was named Steve people would nickname me Flimsy Steve
They'd ask where have I been, what have I seen

[surreal onyx]

Would you say Havoc cosmetics are better?

[simple cliff]

Why is there sometimes a random fifth guy on the ship during expedition drops?

[gloomy tartan]

Would you rather be pink or have a racist bird that people judge you for what it says

[surreal onyx]

Outstanding. Love to represent my beloved 53rd.

[trail bramble]

Be pink

[simple cliff]

Is there a way to NOT join games in progress? I am not using quickplay but it keeps happening.

[trail bramble]

No

[gloomy tartan]

Sometimes there’s a full squad of npc randoms and your full squad of real humans and the ship looks so fucking crowded

It’s a funny bug lol

All shoulder to shoulder

[amber delta]

all expeditions games are in progress

[gloomy tartan]

Most yeah

[amber delta]

because people leave the moment they get downed

because they ran off solo and nobody can pick them up

and they dont wanna wait

[gloomy tartan]

Pick a nose no one does

That’s your best hope

[simple cliff]

The weirdest thing happened. I started the game, like I saw the screen, I was the only one there and then... it slapped me into a in-progress one. Can it do that during the dropship loading screen?

[gloomy tartan]

Pick the dog one

[gloomy tartan]

Yes

It can do anything

[surreal onyx]

Hate that. I just sit there in shame that I failed the emperor and wait for my revive. lol.

[simple cliff]

I have tried to teach people so many fucking times that TEAMS OF TWO work best and every time I see 3 players in one direction and one player in another. Bonus points if we WERE in teams of two but some idiot decided he wanted to go join the others and leave his partner alone.

People don't read chat and the moment they hear a voice they are muting it.

[gloomy tartan]

Hey harlz

You like that Skelton ball from dark souls ?

[simple cliff]

Butt

[surreal onyx]

Of course! Never go alone, and ffs… stay with the Zelaot if you have one!

[gloomy tartan]

The one that’s moving with its hands

And rolls fast aS fuck?

[simple cliff]

Do you mean the wheel?

[gloomy tartan]

No there’s a ball also lol

[simple cliff]

No. FUck those guys. I hate em.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s not a enemy

[simple cliff]

Well I hate that too.

[gloomy tartan]

Lmao but they hit everyone

Even skeletons

They just follow a path

[simple cliff]

I remember, DARK SOULS 3!

FUCK THOSE THINGS!

[gloomy tartan]

YEAH LOL

[surreal onyx]

From DS3. Loved that thing until I didn’t. Lol.

[gloomy tartan]

they even hit the other skeletons

They just go fast

Fuck anything in its way

The pinwheel skeletons are legendary tho bro

They do spin dashes

Come onnnnn

Fucking love wheel skeletons…

[surreal onyx]

DS3 showed me that our character had issue with touching shit he shouldn’t. Most of the garbage could have been avoided if he just didn’t touch shit. lol.

[gloomy tartan]

But

Monkey brain goes

What if I touch that

[surreal onyx]

I know, I know. Thus the dilemma.

[gloomy tartan]

Would you grab a space rock

That did the soace rock noise

From old cartoons

[surreal onyx]

Beautiful lady holding strange egg? Must fuckkng touch!!!!

[surreal onyx]

Yup. Sure would. I’m an avid Lovecraft fan. This world needs the old gods. Badly.

[gloomy tartan]

Cthulhu would be a live streamer

Clapping tentacles for donations

[delicate vapor]

he would have some smiling friends

[surreal onyx]

10/10 would subscribe.

[misty smelt]

just lost at the very start of clandestium gloriana because a barrel flung all 4 of us off the edge of the map lol

[surreal onyx]

Damn! I genuinely hate when that happens.

[rare pulsar]

Classic

[surreal onyx]

The Emperor Protects. 🫡

[simple cliff]

It is 2:25 AM and I am still not tired. Fuck. My. Life.

I blame all of you.

Cause otherwise it'd be my fault.
And I don't want that.

[rare pulsar]

Personally i wait till my teammates drop and then wait 20 secs for them to blow themselves off before i go down myself.

[gloomy tartan]

Hawkeye

[surreal onyx]

What’s up?

[gloomy tartan]

Can I show you what the rock would sound like

[jaunty path]

go to sleep

loser

[gloomy tartan]

Asking to dm you the YouTube video

[surreal onyx]

Hmmm. I have the strangest feeling I’ll regret this.

[gloomy tartan]

It’s Scooby doo man

It’s fine

[jaunty path]

l0s3r

[dire kayak]

meow

[surreal onyx]

Go for it.

[gloomy tartan]

It sounds like that

That energy sound lmao

That’s how the space rock would sound

Idk how to describe it

[surreal onyx]

Epic. Would still touch.

[gloomy tartan]

Bwoooo bwoooo

Is that how to type the noise lol

It sounds like radiation lmao

[surreal onyx]

space noises intensify

[gloomy tartan]

👍🏼

[surreal onyx]

Genuinely sounds like radio interference.

[delicate vapor]

dwQ

[gloomy tartan]

It sounds so space y

Like if a non radio made that sound I would be freaked tf out

[surreal onyx]

Like someone can’t quite get the tuning right on a CB radio.

[surreal onyx]

Oh, for sure.

[river ingot]

It genuinely sounds like someone has motives

[gloomy tartan]

If a glowing space rock made that sound I’m assuming I have super space radiation cancer

[surreal onyx]

Only one way to find out. 😎

[gloomy tartan]

It’s like HEARING the radiation waves going through your body lmao

BWOOOOOooooooBWOOOOOOooooo

[somber stream]

Shine bright like a diamond, king

[surreal onyx]

Haha! That actually might happen. Let’s do it!

[marsh iris]

onions as emergency thruster fuel for stranded astronauts

[surreal onyx]

I could think of a worse fuel source.

[gloomy tartan]

That’s genius

[marsh iris]

diesel

[jaunty path]

does anyone else think gamers are an oppressed minority

[river ingot]

gamers are an enslaved race completely beholden to the dreams of the privledged

[marsh iris]

gamer masterrace

[visual vortex]

When gamers rise up the world will tremble

[dire kayak]

i need to be hugged

i think

[rain pilot]

yes

[amber delta]

yes but unironically

[shut cove]

[gloomy tartan]

We deserve a month

Gamer history month

With master chief and Mario

[visual plover]

Someone up for penances?

[river ingot]

Most games that you would celebrate the industry would rather you forgot thats why that wont happen till im dead probably

[gloomy tartan]

Hay missus can I send you a meme

[visual vortex]

Hey missus

Can i send ypu my detached toenail!

?

[gloomy tartan]

Idk if I can post it in memes here

It’s a old medieval meme

[visual vortex]

If you play the right tunes it springs to life

[gloomy tartan]

Are those cool

[visual vortex]

And tap dances

[gloomy tartan]

Or is it only Warhammer memes here

[visual vortex]

Send me that

[gloomy tartan]

I ment Victorian

Not medieval

But whatever

I’m glad you enjoyed it

[visual vortex]

Thank you

Good shit

[delicate vapor]

vhoaw

[visual vortex]

Hang on

I got something for you

[quaint moss]

play edf5

this is your sign

[jaunty path]

dont

last thing I need is more hd2 adjacent communities

[delicate vapor]

play slop raiders

[torpid cargo]

Does expedition's have any easter egg / secret puzzle or anything?, like the Karnak Twins hard-mode from activating the bells.

Thought for sure there would be something with the dev-blogs saying "The Secrets of the Sands are Waiting" and "Expeditions is the biggest injection of new content" but I ain't found nothing.

[jaunty path]

Biggest in terms of space it takes

Content wise?

As dry as the environment in the map

I wonder how long it will be before its a dead gamemode

[amber delta]

easter egg is the penis rune on one of the rocks

[dire kayak]

painted a 4th lexmate

feeling no better than before

[dire kayak]

they should add secret daemon of the sands boss fight

[misty smelt]

i just hope they keep working on expeditions and add to it

[dire kayak]

my lexmates are nearly 50% painted

[void ice]

I just wanted to shout out fatshark for being the goat and making great games that I cant quit playing hehehehe

[wooden creek]

Sometimes, even the rocks are heretics

[fading otter]

Just like they kept making cosmetics for Arby right

[marsh iris]

arby cosmetic after gta6

[river ingot]

Hollow Ichigo Lands in the eye of terror can he defeat all of chaos before exhaustion?

[delicate vapor]

vhas

[fiery wave]

There's even a small invisible wall that will fuck you over on one of the drop down balconies.

It shouldn't be there but... FATSHARK.

[river ingot]

Invisible walls are walls all the same why not try some xplosives?

[tacit geode]

There's a planet that's a heretic

[dire kayak]

bastion 2-20 combat stance!!!!

hold that pose heretic...

karkers can't stop us!!!!

is it bad that "karking" has wriggled it's way into my vocabulary

[amber delta]

yes very bad

[misty smelt]

dont remind me

arby is my main class and ive had 4.5k aquilas sitting while i wait for them to add some cosmetics for them

id even just take a cool skin for the maul+shield. cuz the earnable cosmetics look pretty cool already at least

[jaunty path]

Arb players deserve to suffer

Scum players kind of do too

[amber delta]

I cannot suffer, my forceful is fully stacked

I dont even need arby drip, mine looks perfect already

[jaunty path]

How do you maintain it

don't say shotgun pls

[amber delta]

police brutality

[jaunty path]

Cool

[amber delta]

I stopped using shotty a while ago

I run the xplosive bolter now

[jaunty path]

Gay

[amber delta]

no u

[timber elk]

rides on a kangaroo into chat

Hi everyone :3

[amber delta]

hi cunt

[jaunty path]

Grabs lamball and shakes him

[dire kayak]

lamb

[jaunty path]

Hii

Im bored

:l

[dire kayak]

im sad

[timber elk]

How is everyone^^

[timber elk]

You okay?

[jaunty path]

In bed. Should be asleep

[dire kayak]

it's the fucking mood swings again

[amber delta]

(because a kangaroo, get it? its australia reference)

[timber elk]

(Don’t worry. I giggled)

[jaunty path]

Maybe i should play cult of the lamb

Cuz

Dt became boring to me

Maybe i can try melee psyker again

[timber elk]

I’ve been thinking of playing more borderlands 2

[jaunty path]

Hmm

[timber elk]

I just wish we gotten some new guns or variants during the expedition update

[misty smelt]

Play Bioshock

[woven sigil]

Playing BL4 atm

[timber elk]

Gosh. I should but I already did.

[misty smelt]

Play it again

[jaunty path]

Its really dry

Its really boring too. I don't like it

[woven sigil]

Fatshark's content rollout is glacial of late

[misty smelt]

Bioshock is the only singleplayer game ive ever liked, its so much fun

[misty smelt]

New class coming by june, right?

[woven sigil]

Next major patch will probably be the new class, i dont expect to see any weapons or owt prior to that

[woven sigil]

Who knows when they'll push it out, but that's probably the next big thing

[amber delta]

at this point just delay the new class and give me more weapons

[timber elk]

At least I can get some enjoyment out of space marine 2 for making lore accurate chapters and ranks

[woven sigil]

Every class should get like 5 new weapons tbh, yeah

[timber elk]

Can’t really do that with darktide :\

[woven sigil]

Unique ones

[jaunty path]

announces expeditions
its cool for like 5 minutes

[timber elk]

How’s cash?

[dire kayak]

i wish saturnine armour wasn't lost in the horus heresy

[woven sigil]

I really like Expeditions tbh, but its not something I could play consistently

[misty smelt]

I need to play more SM2, i tried it last week and played the first 2 missions and thought it was pretty cool

[amber delta]

I would probably play expeditions as my regular game mode if I wasnt knee deep in havoc

[jaunty path]

I dislike the idea of avoiding enemies in darktide

Like

[woven sigil]

Uhh... Stronk, very fun to play. DLC is a bit of a whateverburger, but he's super well designed

[jaunty path]

You're supposed to run to

And

Engage them

[timber elk]

Well he’s like the first dlc character in how many years?

[dire kayak]

closest thing to it in 40k is centurions but it's just not the same

[timber elk]

Since presqueal?

[woven sigil]

Then simply do not I never avoid them because by attacking them you can push the intensity to crazy levels really fast, which is where the fun really is

[woven sigil]

Yeah a long while now

Glad they decided to go that route

[misty smelt]

The biggest mistake they made with expeditions is making it so you get the same amount of tech remnants on every difficulty

You should be rewarded for playing higher difficulty

[timber elk]

The modifiers are also very very lacking

Oooo look more dogs

[jaunty path]

That ususally means lost games cuz this game loves spamming carapace

[timber elk]

Or a sand tornado

[misty smelt]

Yeah def, at least we got a natural disaster

[timber elk]

Or more locations which…..okay?

[amber delta]

I finally got through rogue trader act3, I thought I was doing an iconoclast playthrough but commoragh made me more dogmatic than black templars

[woven sigil]

Fun match that results in a loss is better than a boring one that results in a win. It's not like there is any meaningful progression locked behind wins

[jaunty path]

That leads to many just bitching

[woven sigil]

Oh well, let them whinge, no skin off your nose

[jaunty path]

More complaining about ppl not doing the objectives or some slop

[jaunty path]

True

Like

[timber elk]

I don’t mind carapace but it really shouldn’t rely on the concept of spamming elite units. It should however do what arena shooters do and make interesting fights

[jaunty path]

Fighting gameplay should be the main course

Not objectives

In expeditions objectives are the main course

[dire kayak]

hoouuugghhhh

[woven sigil]

Agreed, yeah, the objectives should be the side-piece so to speak, not the main event

[dire kayak]

i don't feel so good

[jaunty path]

Which is

[timber elk]

pets

[jaunty path]

Boring

[dire kayak]

[timber elk]

At least I like knife zealot now

[jaunty path]

You should've always liked that

[woven sigil]

The gameplay in them is super fun though provided you let it build up a bit. Idk, game mode is weird, but it needs some tweaks

[jaunty path]

Run ahead now lamb

[woven sigil]

Enemies do drop tech remnants though, so there is that

[jaunty path]

Always run ahead of the team

[timber elk]

Well that was because everyone was stuffing the dueling sword down every video or conversation

That and also I really like the two handed chainsword

[woven sigil]

Try Knife Scum

Honestly

All the mobility

[timber elk]

I have. I can’t decide which knife I like more

The daggers or the combat knife

[jaunty path]

Tech remnants are so fucking pointless like WHY didn't they add in missions revolved around collecting shit that triggered events like THEY HAD THE FUCKING RECIPES IN THE STARVATION AND ATONEMENT EVENTS

[woven sigil]

Both are fun, also TacAxe, also part of that same extreme mobility group

[jaunty path]

MAKE THOSE GAME MODES BRUH

[woven sigil]

Yeah, there were some weird oversights for sure

[timber elk]

I’m not the biggest fan of the TacAxe

[woven sigil]

Heretic

[jaunty path]

Heretic

[woven sigil]

TacAxe is unfathomably based

[timber elk]

What can I say? I’m a rebal.

[jaunty path]

Whats ur issue w it

U usin it on zealot?

[timber elk]

Yes

[woven sigil]

Shovel <> TacAxe > Knife > Crusher > Everything else

[jaunty path]

Should be great then...very good at taking out ragers

Heavy attacks just own them

[dire kayak]

i just realized

[timber elk]

I just like my crowbar or knife or daggers on scum

[dire kayak]

they announced a new tyranid at adepticon

the red terror

[jaunty path]

Taxe is even better on scum tho...

[dire kayak]

it looks so cool

[woven sigil]

Honestly Scum makes better use of TacAxe than literally anyone

Hyperviolence go brrr

[amber delta]

red terror looks tasty

[timber elk]

Wait let me see

Oh my

[thick coyote]

Based

[amber delta]

I will paint it blue

[timber elk]

Now that looks like a tasty bug

[thick coyote]

Shitactical axe is shit anyways

[woven sigil]

You need to work on your ragebait

[timber elk]

A very needed update to a model that hasn’t been seen in years

And the red terror looks fucking awesome

[thick coyote]

It's not ragebait

Because taxe has cleave damage cap

And every

Every weapon with it

Is automatically trash

[dire kayak]

should i get erasmus zonn

[thick coyote]

That means shovel too

[dire kayak]

he's an aos mini

[thick coyote]

[amber delta]

does chainaxe still hav cleave cap

[dire kayak]

but looks really cool

[thick coyote]

Only Mk4

Mk12 got it removed

[timber elk]

It’s up to you

[amber delta]

that's very bad, mk4 is my fav

[woven sigil]

That is.. uhh... kinda a skill issue

[dire kayak]

i feel like puking my guts out

[thick coyote]

Now that's ragebait

Bravo

I give it

6/10

It was good

But could be better

Actually 5

Out of 10

It wasn't that good

[woven sigil]

Not intentional ragebait

If you need an unrestricted cleave cap to deal with horde on a class that has giga-attack speed, thats a problem 😄

[thick coyote]

You are not defending cleave cap

I refuse to believe it

[woven sigil]

I'm saying its largely inconsequential

[thick coyote]

Nuh uh

You're not against it

You're defending it

[woven sigil]

[thick coyote]

Shrimple

[woven sigil]

Alright

[thick coyote]

Yeah do you like cleave cap?

[woven sigil]

It doesnt effect me, so i don't much care

[thick coyote]

See, you're not against it

[fast parcel]

is it normal that i can select game mode havoc, no diff selected, language english, keywords nothing selected, and get no results in party finder? i think i have only ever seen people in my party finder once about 40 hours ago, and never since then, even if i change the filters to a bunch of varying permutations. is it just me? even at varying times of day

[modest flume]

Cleave cap shmeave cap

How about a game that actually lasts a mission?

[dire kayak]

i mean realistically it's very difficult to swing a weapon through 30 human bodies

unless it's like a power sword or something

[woven sigil]

No, you will get DC'd on the second event and you will be happy about it

[amber delta]

rejects are not realistic

[amber delta]

they are infused with the power of the god emperor

[thick coyote]

Which means you're defending it

Shrimple

[marsh iris]

god emperor infused gatorade

[timber elk]

Limited time flavor

[thick coyote]

Depends on the server

[timber elk]

It tastes like mango

[fast parcel]

euw, but this happens at any given time also

[feral vessel]

probably tastes like raw copper

[delicate vapor]

Good god

[feral vessel]

ooh hi lamby

can i call you lamby

[timber elk]

Also I taste numbers and smell colors

[timber elk]

Sure

[thick coyote]

The old hamster that kept FS powered died
So now we have rookies hamster powering the servers

[marsh iris]

TASTE THE BONES OF THE GOD

[thick coyote]

Sorry but it'll take a while for them to grow

[timber elk]

GOD EMPEROR PLAYS BALATRO!?

GONE HERETICAL!?!!!

[feral vessel]

with the horned rat in the Retconnian, probably

[timber elk]

Garut you know damn well he would get addicted to balatro

I mean look at me

for some reason as a deck of jokers in his pocket

[marsh iris]

googles balatro

[feral vessel]

..You're comparing yourself to the Emperor?

[timber elk]

Yes

Because faith is dumb and science rules

[feral vessel]

That sounds like something one that would be sentenced to the 6 hour ball crushing machine would say..

[marsh iris]

oh hey its facebook Zynga texas hold'em poker

[feral vessel]

i prefer my inquisition.. crushed

[timber elk]

That’s just me working at the ball crushing facility

[thick coyote]

"Emperor, what is that?"
"BANANA"
"Wow"

[feral vessel]

is this from tts i cant even tell anymore

[timber elk]

He would probably be a high card baron player

He likes to see the funny numbers go higher

[feral vessel]

BIG NUMBERS

BIG DOPAMINE

[timber elk]

MONKEY BRAIN

NEURON ACTIVATION

[thick coyote]

Emperor your sons are fighting
Heh number go up heh

[feral vessel]

I heard a uh,

oh god i have to run

erm

[marsh iris]

one of the emperor shard would probably end up as a bot playing balatro

[feral vessel]

OH RIGHT

[timber elk]

Well that is a very happy bot than

[marsh iris]

what is this intriguing game

[feral vessel]

"Magnus' folly was like Magnus driving a bulldozer into the Imperial Palace to warn the Emperor about the palace being demolished."

HORNTITS

[timber elk]

So balatro is a roguelite deck building that combines poker with solitaire

Jokers are the main feature of the game

[thick coyote]

"This is what is happening to the palace right now"

[timber elk]

Each joker is unique

[marsh iris]

oh wow poker card booster packs

[timber elk]

You also have tarot cards that give different effects to your cards while also boosting them

Some effects give you dollars while others give you mult scaling

[marsh iris]

$15 mobile gam

[timber elk]

Than you have the joker booster packs that give you different jokers

[timber elk]

It’s worth it though

[marsh iris]

i knw it looks cool

[timber elk]

I bought it twice. One I my PlayStation and the other on my phone

[shy swan]

are zealot not desired in havoc ? i feel i got rejected alot

[timber elk]

Zealots are good in havoc

Probably is just your rank

[shy swan]

clearance ?

[timber elk]

Ye

What’s your clearance at

[shy swan]

people expect clearace 40 only toi do 20+ havoc ? QQ

assigned rank is 18

[jaunty path]

day 567 of not showering

im such a rebel

[jaunty path]

ppl go by title

[fiery wave]

Is like job interview. 5 years min experience for entry lvl.

[amber delta]

host your own havoc

or get true survivor, then maybe you will get accepted into havoc 20

[fiery wave]

Ppl chasing the 50 assist for helm though.

[jaunty path]

@wind hornet helps w havoc speedruns and true survivor

[shy swan]

what is title ?

i meant title that help :d

[jaunty path]

ususlly auric storm survivor

and higher

people are racist asf when it comes to that

[fallen tree]

or havoc exemplar, 100 assists in havoc? but thats kind of a grind

[jaunty path]

u get that by just playing havoc

one mission is atleast a few assists

[visual plover]

Someone up for a penance?

[thick coyote]

No such thing as undesired class

[jaunty path]

ppl will get on ur dick for not usin chorus

[amber delta]

chorus and bubble are often expected if u go zealot and psyker

[thick coyote]

Weak Aura

[jaunty path]

bubble is one thing chorus you can go fuck yourself lmfao

[thick coyote]

Go fury/shroud

Go Shriek/Gaze

[amber delta]

and shout is just assumed

[thick coyote]

[fiery wave]

Only get rejected on lvls and builds for most parts.

[thick coyote]

That being said, I decline every and I mean every Arbites

[jaunty path]

lmfao why?

they can be good

[thick coyote]

Mid ass class

[amber delta]

sounds like a lex breaker behaviour

[jaunty path]

but its about the player...

[thick coyote]

Mid ass class

[jaunty path]

when it comes to psykers tho im on high alert

[thick coyote]

[jaunty path]

should I decline someone if theyre using ds

[thick coyote]

But remember

[rain pilot]

ds?

[thick coyote]

No such thing as undesired class

[jaunty path]

dueling sword

[tender horizon]

Rarely.

[jaunty path]

ds users should be considered second class citizens

last havoc I hosted i think the main issue was ppl wouldnt push up

[rain pilot]

I swear no one has the attention span to even type fucken words now

[thick coyote]

Uh

We've been saying DS for a while

[rain pilot]

idc

[jaunty path]

do you want to say Dueling Sword everytime you say Dueling Sword

[rain pilot]

This is a society issue

[jaunty path]

or fury of the faithful when you say fury of the faithful

[thick coyote]

💀

[astral basin]

Aaaa

[jaunty path]

abbreviations exist for a reason you know

[rain pilot]

For god sake unc means uncle

[astral basin]

Sleep time
But first shower time
So no sleep time
Aaaaaa

[tender horizon]

Abbreviations have existed since at least Morse code

[fiery wave]

Seems hypocritical to use short forms while complaining about others doing so.

[rain pilot]

TWO LESS LETTERS

[amber delta]

just say charge

[astral basin]

Nuh uh its spelled 2

[jaunty path]

thats just slang

[rain pilot]

[fallen tree]

ur sounding kinda unc ngl imo lmao, is2g