#general-chat

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fallen tree
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so lucky

marsh iris
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give me your powers

fallen tree
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i dont know how long it takes me to sleep but its ages. i dont have a clock in my room and i wont check my phone because itll only make it harder

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if my partner snores, another hour added ontop.. orz

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then i wake up when a pin drops. im gonna get alzheimers when im older from lack of sleep i s2g

somber stream
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Ouf

delicate vapor
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O deer

marsh iris
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dang light sleeper huh

somber stream
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Maybe it's the enviroment? Make sure the temperature is sufficiently cool and all that

fallen tree
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yeah, they'd post me in the watchtowers way back in the day in case invaders came at night

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yeah i hvae crazy fans and white noise now, its been working better

marsh iris
fallen tree
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i dont know exactly how they did it, but thats what i imagine yeah

cosmic lynx
fallen tree
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haha, he's just being funny

river ingot
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I dont have any fans noone listens to even the smallest most basic things i ask of them

cosmic lynx
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at least that related to the conversation this time

river ingot
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there werent conversations before thats what politics does it starts conversations

cosmic lynx
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right

lethal solstice
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If you want to talk politics maybe don't try it in the most braindead channel

manic rock
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Cadia's remains are indeed a fortress currently, a chaos fortress. DH_Cackle

lethal solstice
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And try lore or theory

marsh iris
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brainbread

fallen tree
marsh iris
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full of holes and dead yeast

cosmic lynx
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sweet bread

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yum yum

river ingot
somber stream
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poggers

river ingot
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of children

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why was he erased?

mystic fossil
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šŸ¤”

somber stream
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We, the general resident, humble ourselves before the all-mighty [Insert chat channel here] of the Darktide Discord Server

dire kayak
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one time i fell asleep while playing satisfactory

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eepy

fallen tree
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factory games are good sleepy games

river ingot
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we all know how much people like prostitution the only reason to not like horus is if hes doing something people dont like

fallen tree
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i still gotta get back to factorio...

twin flower
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havent tried the DLC myself either

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of factorio that is

fallen tree
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its real good, the quality grind is something else

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thats where im at rn

marsh iris
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i keep making spaghetti even with modular designs

fallen tree
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we love pasta

twin flower
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spaghetti is noice

marsh iris
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i mean factorio xD

dire kayak
marsh iris
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i did manage to get the trains

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so cool

twin flower
fallen tree
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i could play with factorio trains all week and still not be satisfied

twin flower
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learning the drones was a headache the first time

fallen tree
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im not a train guy... i think

marsh iris
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i try not to use drone logistics because it makes me think my belt design sucks

river ingot
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you know it gets even worse

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horus is about the same age as the emperor

fallen tree
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thats true, it easy to just rely on drones

twin flower
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i like seeing the flying drones than my own logistic lines KEKW_ogryn

marsh iris
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then you get the fluid management,

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accidentally mixed fluids and you have to clean up

fallen tree
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mixing pipes is so annoying

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im getting pissed

twin flower
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i remember just dumping that on my mate since he had a better knack for piping

marsh iris
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either you chill or you piss xD

fallen tree
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i didnt do much circuit stuff in my previous runs, but this current one ive been forcing myself to use it

fallen tree
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helps so much when it comes to managing fluid levels. like only make heavy oil when crude is at x level, etc

simple cliff
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I swear, I really wish bots would ONLY follow the host. I should be able to start my own game, explore the enviroment and pick stuff up, without some rando joining to speedrun and then the bots decide to follow him.

marsh iris
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circuit feels like a must for going for that end game

cosmic burrow
somber stream
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Only city builder i've play was this one game from around 2005, you can summon a giant robot and throw a meteor on it

cosmic burrow
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Sim city

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Most likely

somber stream
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Oh yeah that

simple cliff
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Sim City 2000 most likely.

river ingot
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imagine darktide at the same time as horus that would be so chaotic and desperate situation that might snuff the hope out of even the most devout

lethal solstice
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Atoma Prime is a random nowhere planet in an isolated domain

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We probably wouldn't even hear about it for propaganda reasons

simple cliff
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Yeha but apparently it has a unique steel, makes Leman Russ tanks, and is in a important strategic position. Hence all the effort.

dire kayak
cosmic burrow
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I really want someone to play astroneer with me. Cant play that game alone

lethal solstice
somber stream
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The Backroom is getting a movie and it's.... good?

woven sigil
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You actually got it? I am very surprised Im not gonna lie

simple cliff
cosmic burrow
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That sounds like monthy python

twin flower
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Life of Brian vibes yeah

lethal solstice
somber stream
simple cliff
woven sigil
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Well look at that, we have culture in the Darktide discord

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Hey stim you wanna go hunt the herpes monkeys in Florida ?

river ingot
feral vessel
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Even the smallest fraction counts towards something.

dire kayak
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just spent 1.5 hours to build a factory specifically because i wanted the MAM research for hard drive scanning nene_weary

woven sigil
river ingot
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propoganda great change for the species is the only thing that makes the history books

feral vessel
woven sigil
gloomy tartan
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The one that can kill you

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They have that one

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Up to 30% of these invasive monkeys may shed the virus through saliva, feces, and urine. While rare, transmission can occur through bites or scratches.

river ingot
somber stream
woven sigil
dire kayak
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i think we all should be eating the elderly

outer bough
gloomy tartan
feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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It can cause SEVERE brain damage and death to humans

outer bough
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and had been there in the past (recruiting zola)

lethal solstice
woven sigil
gloomy tartan
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The monkeys are aggressive and known to chase people

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So there’s that

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Make sure to stay atleast 50 feet as recomended

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
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I preffer Cadia

woven sigil
gloomy tartan
dire kayak
lethal solstice
woven sigil
feral vessel
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Ah, right.

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feeling too groggy for thinking today morning

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i went to church..

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and stuff

dire kayak
feral vessel
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pansexual

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right

dire kayak
feral vessel
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thats amazing twin

river ingot
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Sanguininus sided with Horus against the Emperor 40k is the biggest load of propaganda the EU has ever produced

gloomy tartan
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Cadia…

twin flower
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Does he know?

cosmic lynx
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this guy is on a tear and at this point im only here to see what else comes outta pocket

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Mac what are you

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You one of them candle fuckers ?

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You a ogryn?

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A she’ll head ?

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A soldier ?

river ingot
gloomy tartan
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I never played with you before

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You one them crack heads ?

cosmic lynx
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something to do with writers and GW.

gloomy tartan
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I’m guessing ogryn

feral vessel
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like. 40k literature is an inconsistent pile most of the time

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each book is sorta its own thing

abstract nebula
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I think It's just an april fools joke

lethal solstice
feral vessel
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OH RIGHT

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april first

worldly trail
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is anyone else Lagging really really bad since the patch?

dire kayak
gloomy tartan
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It’s April you know what that means

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Cheeks out for harambe

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šŸ¦

feral vessel
abstract nebula
dire kayak
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its teto dayyy

feral vessel
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wait thats june

gloomy tartan
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Who’s we

feral vessel
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july?

gloomy tartan
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Cheeks our for harambe gang

cosmic lynx
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this guy is just dropping one sentence zingers and then disappearing til the conversation shifts, then comes back with another zinger.

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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šŸ¦

cosmic lynx
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what a chad.

dire kayak
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its teto day so im only listening to songs using kasan tet

gloomy tartan
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If you don’t take cheeks out for harambe don’t @ me

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Together ape strong

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Never forget harambe

fallen tree
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SquadW

gloomy tartan
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Harambe could of been gay we don’t know

feral vessel
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i heard someone say that canva is the most capitalist website out there and

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i think im starting to agree

lethal solstice
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Huh

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Like

cosmic lynx
lethal solstice
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More than actual gambling websites

feral vessel
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gambling websites have that glam

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canva is just

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that soulless corporate artstyle

dire kayak
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whats canva

feral vessel
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i think thats mostly why it evokes such a feeling

lethal solstice
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Oh you mean spiritually capitalist

feral vessel
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yeah, that

lethal solstice
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Yeah I can see it

gloomy tartan
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Capitalize that ass

marsh iris
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Capitadeez

cosmic lynx
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aw now I miss that guy that capitalized every word.

gloomy tartan
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Like that kinda capitalism?

feral vessel
fallen tree
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should just pirate the adobe suite and not rely on some website

gloomy tartan
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We should just all become pirates

feral vessel
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yargh

shut cove
gloomy tartan
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They can’t catch us all

feral vessel
gloomy tartan
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Start stealing tea

marsh iris
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adobe is some horrendous shit

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actual vomit

gloomy tartan
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Adobe sounds like a building material

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Like stucco

fallen tree
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i havent paid for an adobe product in like 15 years

gloomy tartan
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Like a style of home

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Western stucco

cosmic lynx
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plenty of alternatives out there if you wanna learn from the ground up

gloomy tartan
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Contemporary adobe

delicate vapor
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brotato

feral vessel
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does anyone still use MS paint

cosmic lynx
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yeah man

dire kayak
marsh iris
fallen tree
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ms paint is good for raid leading loregryn

marsh iris
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ngl i like the new mspaint with the layers

feral vessel
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new mspaint is uniquely a new microsoft product that doesnt suck ass over the last iteration

cosmic lynx
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all about providing a base layer and then monotizing everything else on top.

dire kayak
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for some reason when im eepy i spot power slugs a lot better

rare pulsar
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Bill really fell off after those russian hookers

feral vessel
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What is.

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a power slug

feral vessel
rare pulsar
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Gates

feral vessel
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Riight.

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damn

fallen tree
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oh shit, daredevil ep 2 is out pogryn

feral vessel
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another one lost to da dust..

rare pulsar
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What other bill is there?

feral vessel
dire kayak
rare pulsar
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I dont know bill cypher

feral vessel
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wait was it pronounced with a y or a i

jaunty path
feral vessel
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ITS FUCKING CIPHER

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WHY

jaunty path
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Nerd show for nerd people

rare pulsar
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I see i googled itKEKW_ogryn

jaunty path
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Steven Universe > gravity falls

rare pulsar
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Wtf is that

feral vessel
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both are good

simple cliff
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Every time I try the 15 no downs penance, it is the same result. I got to the 4th or 5th mission, I got teammates. They're dumb as rocks. They refuse to do objective. I cannot do solo or kick them because game doesn't work like that. I try to objective. A trapper or a dog appear while I am locked in place. I get hit, they are miles away farming kills. I proceeed to mald, seethe, and cope.

I really wish 'hosting' was possible. Just myself or at least let me kick people if they're ass and let people exclude themselves from games where host kicking is enabled if they want.

cosmic lynx
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Ed, Edd and Eddy > Steven Universe

jaunty path
simple cliff
simple cliff
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You only need to get unlucky ONCE.

bleak geyser
rare pulsar
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Eventually ull become ver good

jaunty path
feral vessel
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steven universe was good. gravity falls was also good but it had some more mature bits which still crack me up now.

simple cliff
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WHen I am with bots, I am fine.

dire kayak
cosmic lynx
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so you're not a team player

simple cliff
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The moment a player joins, I might be fucked. Because bots don't follow the host. So if they run off to do whatever the fuck, the bots will follow them.

rare pulsar
jaunty path
simple cliff
jaunty path
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or is it just you

feral vessel
rare pulsar
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U cannot ever trust on your random teammates for revives

river ingot
twin flower
simple cliff
cosmic lynx
feral vessel
dire kayak
twin flower
rare pulsar
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Going down is allways ur fault tho

delicate vapor
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My sister for some reason doesn’t know how to do chores anymore when her boyfriend is over

simple cliff
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It is amazing how in all chat places and forums the inability to read and then proceed to make an already addressed argument is constant.
@rare pulsar Look, another one.

rare pulsar
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U cannot blame ur teammates

bleak geyser
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you can sometimes tho blame teammates

rare pulsar
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No

cosmic lynx
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sometimes. but this guy is saying every time.

bleak geyser
rare pulsar
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Unless they barrel u off the map

simple cliff
rare pulsar
bleak geyser
rare pulsar
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Listen man

simple cliff
rare pulsar
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Lmao

shut cove
rare pulsar
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Stay coping and seething i guessKEKW_ogryn

jaunty path
# simple cliff Just me.

So its just you. I think its cruel to call new players "dumb as rocks" when theyre still so new to the game. You want to kick new players from the mission for being bad at the game??? Do you hear yourself?

Also, Malice is easy as fuck just equip knife, choose a mission that has no waiting objectives like archivum scyorax and run.

cosmic lynx
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an errant barrel, popping a burster too soon. yeah those are things id totally blame a team mate for and fume about.

simple cliff
bleak geyser
cosmic lynx
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but this guy is saying he can't work with team mates at all.

rare pulsar
simple cliff
rare pulsar
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Doesnt even want help

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Just coping

dire kayak
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some satisfactory biomes are beautiful

cosmic lynx
jaunty path
simple cliff
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I have legit told you MULTIPLE times what the problem is and you're either ungodly dense, not reading at all, or trollng.

feral vessel
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have you seen sonar

dire kayak
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some satisfactory biomes are 'trigger my phobia' speedrun

feral vessel
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jesus christ

simple cliff
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Oh wait. you can't.

dire kayak
simple cliff
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Because you're doing the internet thing.

feral vessel
simple cliff
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When you just make assumptions and act like their facts.

feral vessel
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HUMAN. version one

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or whatever.

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that

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i would naught

simple cliff
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"I think he is mad at new players so that must be it. I think he isn't a team player so that must be it."
Even though you legit have nothing to go off of.

rare pulsar
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How to get blocked by everyone speedrun

bleak geyser
wooden creek
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I go down to malice to spread evil and terror

dire kayak
delicate vapor
cosmic lynx
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Harlz. You're lashing out so hard blud. I recommend just taking a breath, counting to ten, and let it roll off your back like water dog.

fallen tree
bleak geyser
jaunty path
rare pulsar
restive walrus
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Isn’t it water off a ducks back?

bleak geyser
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whats the point

restive walrus
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Water dog is funny though

cosmic lynx
feral vessel
restive walrus
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Or was it ducks arse

simple cliff
bleak geyser
simple cliff
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Hey... does it mention new players anywhere in there?

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I don't see it.

feral vessel
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anthro bats are a thing

restive walrus
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I like new players 😊

cosmic lynx
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out here shadow boxing.

dire kayak
simple cliff
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Wait, hold on. Are we talking about like a bat person or a bat animal?

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This is important.

delicate vapor
jaunty path
feral vessel
delicate vapor
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Bat person? TUNG TUNG TUNGGGGG

lyric frigate
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it seems nurgle decided it would be extremely funny to bless me with a sore throat for april fools

feral vessel
simple cliff
restive walrus
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Oh I read that wrong

delicate vapor
feral vessel
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COUGH COUGH

lyric frigate
somber stream
feral vessel
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SONAR. is an ANTHRO

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HE IS

restive walrus
feral vessel
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OBVIOUSLY.

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anthropomorphic

dire kayak
bleak geyser
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@simple cliff if you need help with the penance i can help

dire kayak
restive walrus
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Will skitarii be good class

dire kayak
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human shaped =/= human

restive walrus
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Isn’t that why they call it anthropomorphic

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Or whatever

feral vessel
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i think.

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at least. thats what it means NOW

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originally it was just humanoid, (literal) i belive

lyric frigate
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antropomorphic means uh

simple cliff
lyric frigate
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something of human shape i believe

somber stream
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Skiitaries will be OP as fuck at launch and then get nerfed slightly 3 months later

feral vessel
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but meaning evolves

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and uh

shut cove
bleak geyser
feral vessel
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because of furries i usually equate it as human with animal features

shut cove
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most ppl just go for shape instead of anything else though

simple cliff
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Reject nerfs.
Embrace all classes be equally overpowered.

feral vessel
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or like a fifty fifty split

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Im a furry i should know about this.

somber stream
dire kayak
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i thought it just meant human shaped

feral vessel
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hes still predominantly human

twin flower
feral vessel
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he just has animal features slapped onto him

simple cliff
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I found it funny in the last campaign mission that Admonition is threatening Wolfer. But they suck even more. The traitor guard units put up much more of a fight then the cult units. "But we have demons and plague orgyns and-" Brother I already killed it with a krak grenade five minutes ago.

feral vessel
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im not sure if it qualified as an anthro

jaunty path
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classes being OP as fuck can be very fun

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if its like. engaging ig?

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Like I really like melee psyker where it is

dire kayak
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lowk i was kinda hoping for a pteraxii class

nocturne bloom
dire kayak
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it wouldve been quite fun

somber stream
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I like farting fire out of my ass

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That's the whole gig about being a wizard

simple cliff
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I haven't played Hive Scum despite owning it. There is just something 'off' about them. They feel out of place.

jaunty path
nocturne bloom
dire kayak
jaunty path
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neither

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shoot them off

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:)

nocturne bloom
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Actually nvm ill use both in your lobbies

jaunty path
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i WILL barrel you

dire kayak
somber stream
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Dips on Infernal

jaunty path
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very good

feral vessel
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why does leon kennedy have a fat ass

simple cliff
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Maybe we're just that desperate, that anyone who can survive the missions is welcomed.
"You survived what was supposed to be a certain death mission? You're in." -Rannick speaking to a local crack addict with two machine pistols.

limber light
nocturne bloom
jaunty path
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barfs blood all over you

nocturne bloom
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Wow you aren't gonna shit for once?

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Proud of you

jaunty path
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barfs shit all over you

simple cliff
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A true follower of nurgle.

nocturne bloom
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So you ate shit

simple cliff
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A extra devoted follower of nurgle.

jaunty path
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mind over body

simple cliff
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A god damn chosen of nurgle.

nocturne bloom
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Your words not mine

jaunty path
lethal solstice
nocturne bloom
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Im sleeping next to my wife (M1 Garand) who will soon express her love to me (ping)

simple cliff
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I kind of love and hate the fact that a Nurgle follower vomiting shit on people would 100% be not out of place.

dire kayak
# jaunty path

you are being mean and creul. i explode you with my mind powers

nocturne bloom
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Its my new bed gun trollmorph

somber stream
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Think they'll add those electric guns for Skiitari? You know the one

jaunty path
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i think im gonna make chocolate milk rum

feral vessel
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should i play reanimal

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i dont have any friends to play reanimal with

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but it seems cool

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QUITE.

simple cliff
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"Yeah, he vomited shit on the squad and now they all have double dragon and mucus coming out hteir eyes."-Just a day fighting against the followers of nurgle.

dire kayak
limber light
nocturne bloom
feral vessel
jaunty path
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eat shit and live

dire kayak
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hmmm

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im not one for horror games

nocturne bloom
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Yknow I wonder how many times you've said shit here

jaunty path
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dont look it up

nocturne bloom
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I remember last time I looked it was a few pages

jaunty path
simple cliff
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Skitarii get hellguns, no version for vet, millions of wanna-be stormtroopers are crushed.

jaunty path
nocturne bloom
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Its ok missus, we all have things we like

visual vortex
jaunty path
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windy tonight

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im so

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hot in my room

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KIll everyone.

nocturne bloom
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Cant relate, its perfect temp here

somber stream
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Arc rifles, smyker 2.0 but guns

rancid shore
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guys remember

nocturne bloom
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Unbothered, living in my cool temp woods

jaunty path
rancid shore
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you can play smyker today

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trust

jaunty path
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BARREL.

rancid shore
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(its april fools day this was a joke ill kill you if ya do

jaunty path
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BARREL EVERYTIME

dire kayak
jaunty path
jaunty path
visual vortex
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šŸ‘€

nocturne bloom
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Make sure you hug a homie since its April šŸ¤

simple cliff
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The most evil thing they could do right now would be to drop a Skitari trailer now, then remove it on April 2nd for a few days before putting it back.

jaunty path
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they did that w votann once

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very kewl

dire kayak
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time to look for billions of hard drives to get the caterium circuit board alternate recipe nene_weary

dire kayak
jaunty path
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oh yeah right

visual vortex
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Tf is a teto

jaunty path
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teto is a joke

dire kayak
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shes turning 18 today

nocturne bloom
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Goober

jaunty path
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red hatsune miku

nocturne bloom
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I know where you get your mini money...

dire kayak
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oh no

jaunty path
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does lamia buy it for you

nocturne bloom
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Yea... I saw it all...

dire kayak
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oh no oh fuck

nocturne bloom
jaunty path
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hmmmmmmmmmmm

visual vortex
jaunty path
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Can I have a life size gardevoir plush

visual vortex
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Shit aint NEVER being opened

delicate vapor
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tung tung tung

jaunty path
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SHUTUP

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SHUTUP

dire kayak
jaunty path
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SHUITTT

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USHUTPPPP

visual vortex
jaunty path
visual vortex
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And guess what

delicate vapor
fallen tree
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we placing orders? lifesize 2b model for me loregryn

dire kayak
visual vortex
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Veteran miniature has a hotshot lasgun

jaunty path
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thnx

visual vortex
dire kayak
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awwhh

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still im gonna get the ogryn one

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where do i get

visual vortex
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Online

nocturne bloom
jaunty path
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The

dire kayak
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im getting ahriman today

jaunty path
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Hm

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Lamia

fallen tree
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oh i meant a statue, not something like that..

jaunty path
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what did you do

rare pulsar
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I want lifesize ogryn pillow

delicate vapor
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another rtx 590 mission

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FUCK

tiny prairie
rare pulsar
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To feel safe at night

jaunty path
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what did you do

nocturne bloom
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I bought a gun

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And another gun

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Went to bed

delicate vapor
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and a body pillow

nocturne bloom
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Bought another

jaunty path
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but

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other than that

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what did you purchase

#

what is your other

#

big purchase

nocturne bloom
#

Car insurance

dire kayak
#

im buying new primer and ahriman

delicate vapor
#

the specific $2849

jaunty path
#

non essenitals

rancid shore
#

i was gonna changee my name to "decaf to the decaf god" but thats way too fucked up

jaunty path
nocturne bloom
#

Yknow I dont remember

delicate vapor
jaunty path
jaunty path
delicate vapor
#

Don't you dare

hard gorge
#

Purcheez nutz

jaunty path
#

what is it lamia

#

what is it

#

@delicate vapor what is it

#

who is it

nocturne bloom
#

Guys im trying to sleep can you keep it down

jaunty path
#

@nocturne bloom

visual vortex
#

Mute the server

jaunty path
#

wake up

delicate vapor
cosmic lynx
somber stream
#

Life-size doll

nocturne bloom
delicate vapor
#

"us"

cosmic lynx
#

Life size Brazilian Miku.

jaunty path
#

you are not sleeping with your m1

#

something ELSE

#

what color are their eyes

nocturne bloom
#

No it actually is behind my pillow

jaunty path
#

stop sleeping with guns

cosmic lynx
#

Why do you need to know what they are sleeping with.

jaunty path
#

if i dont know ill die

cosmic lynx
#

Then perish.

jaunty path
#

whos beside you

nocturne bloom
jaunty path
#

Are you

#

loading an M1

cosmic lynx
#

Might be that Lola bunny life size doll out there.

jaunty path
#

during self defense

delicate vapor
cosmic lynx
#

See where questions like that lead?

nocturne bloom
cosmic lynx
jaunty path
#

I wouldnt be shocked if he had life size dolls

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not shocked at all

#

but i still wanna know

somber stream
#

How do you even maintain that thing

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Not to mention storage

jaunty path
#

Well.

cosmic lynx
#

Talcum powder

jaunty path
#

Wash. I guess.

#

uh

#

idk

fallen tree
#

couples shower

jaunty path
#

First is the purchase

fallen tree
#

of course

jaunty path
#

then theres the maintence- bruh

somber stream
#

"Don't mind me neighbor, just drying a 1:1 size doll of my uhhhhh, idol"

dire kayak
#

meow

restive walrus
#

Embed fail…

jaunty path
#

Always creepy

dire kayak
#

do i paint a 3rd arbitrator or wait for ahriman

cosmic lynx
#

You wanna learn some shit? Look up male sex dolls on Amazon.

nocturne bloom
#

I did consider buying a 28 foot long lamia body pillow but I realized thatd be difficult to explain to anyone that enters my home

dire kayak
#

8 AND A HALF METERS

cosmic lynx
#

That ain't a body pillow. That's a fuckin mattress

delicate vapor
#

snake pillow

jaunty path
#

me purchasing pinkie pie

dire kayak
#

literally almost the same height as the mechs in my writing

nocturne bloom
somber stream
#

The moment corpos introduce a feminine humanoid service robot, you better bet your ass that shit will sell like hot cake

nocturne bloom
#

Which is funny because most lamia canonically dont get that long

somber stream
nocturne bloom
#

20 feet is the average

delicate vapor
#

vhoaw

cosmic lynx
dire kayak
#

the 50 foot tall version of morrow is definitely scary

nocturne bloom
cosmic lynx
#

Shop?

nocturne bloom
#

Yes

cosmic lynx
#

I don't know what you're referring to

nocturne bloom
#

Marketplace

cosmic lynx
#

Facebook?

nocturne bloom
#

No

#

Its just called shop

marsh iris
#

schlop

cosmic lynx
#

Alright.

somber stream
#

I should play Detroit finally

nocturne bloom
#

Buy EDF6 and kill ants with me

visual vortex
simple cliff
#

I am going to throw a book at someone in this chat.

#

I dunno who, but it'll happen in the next 20 years.

cosmic lynx
#

Thats crazy.

delicate vapor
#

start low balling on facebook marketplace

somber stream
# marsh iris robot cakes

"Sir, the rear damage on your unit isn't of natural occurrence and therefore, not allegeable for warranty"

nocturne bloom
#

That being said, shop has a lot of cool stuff aside from... that

delicate vapor
#

soup store got

cosmic lynx
#

Yeah of course.

nocturne bloom
#

Zoologist TShirt cough

#

Also buy all my gamersupps off there since its how they track it

marsh iris
somber stream
#

Imagine the face on those poor customer support agents when they have to go through the evidences for warranty claims

nocturne bloom
#

Terraria merch store genuinely has cool looking clothing. They picked the PERFECT tone of purple for a sweatshirt

somber stream
#

:I :O :C

simple cliff
#

Quick build question, asking in gen since multiple classes us this weapon. If I am using a chainaxe as my 'oh shit, armored dude' tool, what blessings and refinements do you think I should take?

cosmic lynx
#

Let's be real. That shit would be hacked and modded in like 12 hours.

#

I don't remember chaxe blessings. Probably carapace and unyielding.

jaunty path
nocturne bloom
#

Chainshovel when

simple cliff
#

I don't want horde clear I want mauler/crusher to not exist when near me.

jaunty path
#

on scum i hear its quite powerful, but thats bc scum juices the hell out of every melee lmao

cosmic lynx
#

Backhoe when.

cosmic lynx
nocturne bloom
jaunty path
#

zealot chat is way more helpful tho, theyre prolly gonna say the same as me

simple cliff
#

Question. Why does it say the Chain Axe is high damage and the Chainsword is versatile but chain sword do more damage? Does the axe have some stat that makes it better at single targets?

cosmic lynx
#

Cause the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

simple cliff
#

It might be because the axe has defense while the chainsword has finesse.

jaunty path
#

bing_shrug this game is half baked and the chain axe doesnt have anything special about it, its just shittier than chain sword

cosmic lynx
#

Truth.

jaunty path
#

its a vibes weapon

delicate vapor
#

true

simple cliff
jaunty path
#

yeah.

cosmic lynx
#

Sorry bud. The UI is garbo.

restive walrus
#

Nuh uh next patch chain axe chads will rise up

jaunty path
#

you want chainaxe to be good? play scum

restive walrus
#

I dunno how but we will

jaunty path
#

chain axe is actually good on that class I hear

#

i mean chain axe

restive walrus
#

With rampage?

jaunty path
#

of course

cosmic lynx
#

Sounds right.

restive walrus
#

And which mk?

cosmic lynx
#

Rampage is bonkers.

jaunty path
#

idk

simple cliff
#

Chain axe isn't bad the problem is I can't find reasons to use it against the chainsword. They have the same special, they both have shredder and pen, the only defense is the axe has defense and the sword has finesse.

restive walrus
#

Man rampage makes a friggen shoe god tier

jaunty path
#

i dont like the one where you drag on every hit

jaunty path
#

chain axe is entirely vibes

simple cliff
#

ANd generally, the best defense is whacking everything in front of you so they can't hit you.

jaunty path
#

Psword is what you want then

#

kill crushers in 3 hits

cosmic lynx
#

Can scum use Heavy Sword? Cause that might be my next build.

stuck wasp
#

Chaxe is just cooler tposegryn

simple cliff
#

Yeah but I really like the special on the chain weapons, they're very good against certain enemies.

cosmic lynx
stuck wasp
#

I like both the Axes and the Evi, but not really the Chain Sword

simple cliff
#

If it has a fuck-ton of health instead of armor the chain weapons tend to murder them.

delicate vapor
#

i just use whatever kills

jaunty path
#

evis is like

#

the only good chain weapon

simple cliff
cosmic lynx
#

I don't understand who dreamt up chaxe. Like it's a chainsaw but thats what chain sword/eviscerator is. So what the hell?

twin flower
#

Shoven then

simple cliff
#

NO! I REFUSE TO JOIN THE POWER FALCHION AND SWORD META! Because it doesn't match the cannon of my dude, and that's important.

nocturne bloom
#

Heavy chain axe would be cool

shy sandal
#

Thoughts on Sardines?

gloomy tartan
#

Cadiaaaaa

#

Fuck yeahhhh

cosmic lynx
#

Alright I guess?

gloomy tartan
#

Blow up and still be awesome

simple cliff
#

I do have a officer build that I sometimes use that does use the power falchion, cause important people have swords in 40k.

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

Cadiaaaa fuck yeahhhh

#

Our purple eyes mean we’re the best

jaunty path
gloomy tartan
#

FOR CADIAAA

jaunty path
shy sandal
jaunty path
#

falc is actually uh

#

decent

delicate vapor
#

o deer

jaunty path
#

its the most weapon of all time

gloomy tartan
#

Chainsword makes me feel some type of way

jaunty path
#

it simply does.

gloomy tartan
#

Mmm

#

Gawd dayum

jaunty path
#

it do, and it do.

gloomy tartan
#

Chain sword makes me feel big and strong

cosmic lynx
gloomy tartan
#

You can cut through a horde

#

Right through them

#

Just eat them

jaunty path
#

You can decently kill carapace enemies

gloomy tartan
#

Like a lawn mower

jaunty path
#

decently.

simple cliff
#

The chain sword is still very good, but it's main issue is that the special is single target and boy does the game love to hit pox wlakers with it instead of the mauler in front of you.

gloomy tartan
simple cliff
#

With power sword and falchion you can just swing.

gloomy tartan
#

They just suck ass tho

gloomy tartan
#

Power sword tends to need to be charged more than chain sword needs to be rev up tho

jaunty path
#

tactical groaner

gloomy tartan
#

Or dodge

#

Duh

#

Dodge and rotate

#

Bob and weave Bobby

cosmic lynx
#

Well. There are specialized sardines and tinned fish. But if we're talking just run of the mill? Yeah. Slightly fishy salt bombs.

restive walrus
#

I think they could give us duel chain swords and boom problem solved

jaunty path
#

not happening

#

ever

#

if it does

#

it will be paylocked

cosmic lynx
#

What a dream that would be.

gloomy tartan
#

Chainsword on the end of my lasgun ?

restive walrus
#

Blah blah blah SHUD UP

delicate vapor
#

$50

restive walrus
#

Stinker

#

Missus be called pissus

gloomy tartan
#

If my chainsword was on the end of my las rifle I could shoot and rip and tear at the same time tho

cosmic lynx
gloomy tartan
#

Sounds like gears

#

Of war

#

Turning ever onwards

cosmic lynx
#

Yeah

shy sandal
cosmic lynx
#

Dual normal axes would be sick tho.

#

But that's too much like VT2.

gloomy tartan
#

Is the issue with duel welding weapon swapping?

restive walrus
#

I was just larping tbh I didn’t even thing about it that much

gloomy tartan
#

Like how do you swap weapons if your holding two melee

#

How tf do the scum do it

cosmic lynx
#

Carefully.

restive walrus
#

Little holsters on each hip maybe

gloomy tartan
#

And arbs

gloomy tartan
restive walrus
#

Um..bigger holsters

gloomy tartan
#

I mean yeah why not duel weld melee

delicate vapor
#

like kratos

gloomy tartan
#

You know what’s bullshit

#

The captains

#

Having fuckint bubble shields

simple cliff
#

I hate the shields.

gloomy tartan
#

Right

#

Like man

#

We don’t get no shields

#

We get toughness

#

We get stationary shields

simple cliff
#

Doing a fuck-ton of damage? NAH, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO, HIS SHIELD AUTO POPS UP EVERY HP %!

cosmic lynx
#

They gotta make bullet sponges interesting somehow.

gloomy tartan
#

The shield allways pops up before a nade goes off

#

I mean enemies allready heal

#

What this one has to heal AND have a shield

#

lol

#

You think the next class will have a drone ?

restive walrus
#

I um…kinda like da shield

gloomy tartan
#

I want a shield

#

I’m jealous

cosmic lynx
#

Shield envy.

restive walrus
#

The sounds it makes are amazing and it’s pretty visually pleasing

gloomy tartan
#

It’s real

dire kayak
#

oh yeah

#

3rd arbitrator painted

gloomy tartan
#

Who wouldn’t want a personal combat shield

rocky radish
gloomy tartan
cosmic lynx
#

I mean what is the difference between a shield and toughness, really?

gloomy tartan
#

And it’s really fucking good

cosmic lynx
#

Were winning on toughness though. Against the shield.

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah I know it wouldnt be fair if we had a op shield like that

cosmic lynx
#

I think toughness is more op personally.

gloomy tartan
#

It would be tits though as a useable item

#

Toughness is like way weaker tho

#

Takes one of them to down our toughness

#

Takes four of us to take down they shield

#

But I get you toughness can be stacked with shouts etc

cosmic lynx
#

We kinda get a shield in expeditions. Not a personal one but I mean it does block bullets effectively like the personal shield.

gloomy tartan
#

Yeah no that one and the other one are good the psyker one

#

Just stationary

#

It’s balanced

#

Personal shields are very fancy tho

cosmic lynx
#

GW can't let us have the cool stuff. At least not without paying some dosh.

gloomy tartan
#

It fits the captains perfect

rose sparrow
#

did you get the 10000000 kills pennance yet

gloomy tartan
#

Something limited to the fancy folks

cosmic lynx
#

Yep

rose sparrow
#

and the 10000 missions

cosmic lynx
#

Yep

rose sparrow
#

wow

cosmic lynx
#

Been playing since beta.

restive walrus
#

We are already pretty op anyways, a shield like that would be too much

gloomy tartan
#

Oh I know it’s balanced yeah

#

I’m just dreaming

cosmic lynx
#

Only thing I haven't really touched is havoc. I don't really wanna pull my teeth out against those modifiers.

gloomy tartan
#

It’s way too high tech for us

#

Did I was some fancy tank commander mayb

#

But nop I’m a varlet

#

I do have a tank comander jacket tho

#

A leather jacket is as cool as a combat shield if you think about it

cosmic lynx
#

I got that yellow and black armor. Looks sweeeeeet.

gloomy tartan
#

Share in drip tide

#

Share the drip

cosmic lynx
#

im workin on it man

gloomy tartan
#

lol sry

#

I wish we had rain missions

#

They mention the air filters fucked up right?

cosmic lynx
#

#darktide-driptide message

gloomy tartan
#

That’s why we have that mission where we go through the upper areas and see sand right ?

cosmic lynx
gloomy tartan
#

Like the atmosphere shits are fucked

stiff salmon
# cosmic lynx Been playing since beta.

havoc is essentially another game. The pacing, priority targeting and stuff changes compared to auric, even maelstroms. (obviosly talking about havoc 30-40, more 35+). For me personally aurics and stuff lost a lot of appeal after getting settled in havocs.

gloomy tartan
#

I did havoc before auric

#

I like havocs

#

Hate aurics

cosmic lynx
dire kayak
meager comet
#

havoc is easier than auric till like h20 or 30

gloomy tartan
meager comet
#

assuming no rotten armor

feral vessel
#

!!!

gloomy tartan
#

A rainy mission would be neat atmosphere tho Mayn

stiff salmon
#

in aurics everything is whatever. anything works because you can deal with everything without help. in havocs you have to do everything and at some stuff your class / build will struggle. ofc and it's a lot easier if people know their "jobs" (what their class is supposed to do or good at).

stiff salmon
feral vessel
#

(Atoma Prime has a very weak atmosphere.)

gloomy tartan
#

Aurics were such a not fun time for me

cosmic burrow
cosmic lynx
#

I've always wished for a proper High Garden area way up in the spires.

gloomy tartan
#

Does it ever rain in the torrent ?

#

I’ve had way more fun with havocs aurics we’re just pain

#

I felt dogshit useless

dire kayak
stiff salmon
cosmic lynx
#

Maybe one day I'll pick up havoc. I'm in no rush about it.

feral vessel
#

Bad

#

newspaper roll slap

#

Bad.

gloomy tartan
#

Me and the homies all say fuck clankers

dire kayak
amber delta
#

all my homies hate blight spreads

shut cove
#

everything else is like a walk in the park after you hit 40

stiff salmon
#

the main difference is more or less: in aurics you encounter some gunners, maybe some ragers with a crusher. in higher havocs (esp with armor) you have 2-3 waves of armor and the gunners in the back just shred at you. if your frontline does not buy time for the (for example) vet to deal with the gunners, you will have a problem. it's juit a different game in a nutshell.

somber stream
#

Let us Havoc in our 70s

twin flower
#

prolly fun if you got a dedicated strike team for it

shut cove
stiff salmon
#

and you will hate the little gunners sometimes even more than "real" gunners. because gunner resistance does not seem to help against them.

shut cove
#

its better if you find a certain group or server to find ppl to play with

cosmic lynx
#

if you're tryna sell me on havoc im telling you guys: i am no rush about it. for like the first year all I played was malice.

feral vessel
twin flower
shut cove
feral vessel
#

On eet, Boss.

marsh iris
dire kayak
somber stream
feral vessel
stiff salmon
gloomy tartan
#

wtf is wrong with my dog

#

It’s raining

#

He pissed

#

Why is he still smelling grass

#

GET TJE FUCK INSIDE

twin flower
#

dog doing dog things lmao

gloomy tartan
#

BEO ITS ONE AM

#

GET THE FICK IN

#

HES RUBBIJNG IN CIRCKES

#

fucking finally

marsh iris
#

šŸ‘ šŸ˜›

gloomy tartan
#

Flew in like a javelin missile

feral vessel
marsh iris
#

black pepper tomahawk missile

gloomy tartan
#

My dogs a living missile

dire kayak
#

a shatter rebar a day keeps the alpha spitter away

gloomy tartan
#

Like I could target him on something and chuck him

stiff salmon
gloomy tartan
#

I could chuck him and he would just land running at someone

#

He is SPEED

little marten
#

Good morning

cosmic lynx
#

make it sound like hes a hand dog like a poodle or something

gloomy tartan
#

he does that shit where ehe runs with both legs

#

Like at the same time lol

#

Like a rabbit or something

somber stream
gloomy tartan
#

Nah he’s a jack Russel mixed with some other shit

little marten
jaunty path
#

never figured out what I wanna do for my birthday

little marten
#

Drugs is always a good option

jaunty path
#

darktide is a bad game

feral vessel
jaunty path
jaunty path
sleek harness
#

April

shut cove
jaunty path
#

I honestly dont want it to be anything big

gloomy tartan
#

Yes it’s April

#

Good job Skaven

sleek harness
#

It's April

#

Freaks